Drinks Menu

Jungle Juice
12
Big Don’s Sing Along
15
Skinny Dip 14
Mr Lava Lava
18
Let loose with some Jungle Juice! This
dangerously delicious concoction will
have you acting like the party animal you
secretly are in no time at all
Low on calories, high on refreshment.
This watermelon & cucumber number is
as invigorating as it’s name suggests
The Girl with the Mermaid Tattoo Strong is the new sexy ladies! This
sophisticated sipper is served up on the
stem with cognac, elderflower & peach
flavours predominant
Motel Zombie
Is this the part where we tell you you’re only
allowed three? We’re not going to do that.
Be careful though, this flaming number
packs a lot of punch!
See those creepy looking tiki mugs? That’s
Don Ho and this is our tribute to the
Hawaiian crooner with ten children.
Play on player RIP
Rich, creamy & oh so dreamy!
Mr Lava Lava will have you licking your
lips & leave you wanting more
18
Starfish14
It’s pretty, it’s pink & it looks good
on the table. If you like pomegranate
& cinnamon you’ll love this sweet
little number
25
Bread n’ Butter Daiquiri
Yes we can pretty much make any kind of
Daiquiri you want but you should really try
one of our more interesting variations like
this one
15
Wrong Island Iced Tea
20
Boony, Anne Boony
16
Teeny-Weeny Red Bikini 14
Blood in the Water
16
Mar Me Marmites 18
Hula Girl Hooch 14
Pimpin’ Pina Colada
25
Sometimes it’s more about the voyage
than the destination. Our tropical take
on the Long Island is just as strong as the
original so just make sure you know which
island you’re on when you wake up tomorrow
Keep ya bikini body with this sexy sipper
made with sparkling wine, gin, raspberries &
rosewater
They said Blackbeard was crazy. Well he
never made a margarita, topped it with
beer & served it in a mug with a marmite
rim. We’re crazier than Blackbeard. Maybe
we belong in the Sanitarium (see what we
did there? Oh the lol’s)
Easy Lei A tall & refreshingly sharp citrus twist on a
G & T that goes down easier than well….
That’s the name of the most ruthless
female pirate that ever lived. We’ve put a
tiki spin on the most masculine of classic
cocktails, the Old Fashioned, and named it
after her. Boony over Bond all day bae bae
We love tamarillo! It’s a complex and grown
up flavour that’s totally under-appreciated
& we want to change that. Motel, changing
the world one drink at a time
Our tribute to the beautiful woman of
the islands. Sweet, tropical & fruity with
peach, passionfruit & pineapple flavours
this is a real crowd pleaser
12
Go on, you know you want to! Freshly
prepared, dairy free & served in an actual
pineapple #yolo
Non-Alcholic Cocktails
Surfer Girl
9
Summer Bay Breeze
9
Mermaid’s of Motel
9
Pina Puffer Fish
8
How do you like dem Apples?
8
Young Buccaneer 9
Tall, sweet & refreshing she’ll hit you
with a wave of watermelon flavour
Mysterious, mesmerising & always up to
mischief - just don’t go swimming with them!
Definitely the sexiest apple juice to
ever touch your lips
In a mug uglier than Alf Stewart but
don’t judge a book by it’s cover
If you like Pina Colada’s & getting
caught in the rain
Ginger, spice & all things....naughty
- but not too naughty obviously
Wine
Food
Sparkling
Buttered Popcorn
Pickles & Pretzels Green Olives
Truff led Salami Toastie Pineapple Lumps Motel Cheeseboard

Palais de Versailles Brut Mumm Cordon Rouge
10 / 45
/ 100
White
Clifford Bay Sauvignon Blanc Dusky Sounds Pinot Gris
10 / 45
10 / 45
Red
Sanctuary Pinot Noir
Red Knot Cabernet Sauvignon
10 / 45
10 / 45
5
7
10
12
7
25
Beers
Mystery ‘Tinnie’ Boilermakers
6
Corona9
Bird’s Gone Wild
15
Cashed Up Bogan
16
Bottle of Corona
& a shot of Tequila
Bottle of Heineken
& a shot of Maker’s Mark
Founders Pilsner
10
Epic Hop Zombie 19
Hipster Sipster
20
Tuatara Aotearoa Pale Ale
12
In Love Wif Da Coco
25
Thirsty Viking
18
Hospo Lyfe
12
Garage Project Pernicious Weed
14
Kereru Coconut Porter
17
Heineken 10
Amstel Light
9
Can of Garage Project Pernicious Weed
& a shot of Laphroaig 10yr Whisky
Big bottle of Kereru Coconut Porter
& a shot of Havana Club 7yr Rum
Bottle of Founders Pilsner
& a shot of Genever
Mystery ‘Tinnie’ Can & a shot of whatever
(Fernet wink wink)