naughty in n`awlins

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naughty in n`awlins

NAUGHTY IN N’AWLINS
JULY 10 - 14, 2013
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Big Sam’s Funky Nation
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15 years of
Feeling Funky
Have you experienced a Couples Cruise yet?
If not, just look at what you’ve been missing...
Sensuous Playrooms
Wild Erotic Themed Dance Parties
Clothing Optional Pool Parties
1,100 - 1,800 Sexy Couples
We are celebrating 15 years of getting Funky!
It’s our 15th Anniversary of Naughty in N’awlins! We are the
longest running national convention in the country and every
year just gets better and better.
Tess and I celebrated 29 years together, now THAT is a real
accomplishment. We have never been happier than right now.
We have the same challenges as many other couples, but we stay
happy by traveling together, going to other lifestyle events and
by acting like young kids that are still dating.
We go out on Mondays as much as most people go out on
Saturdays. I buy her flowers almost every week (when we are
home) and she still holds my hands when we walk and plays
with my legs when we are at the movies.
We try to put this same enthusiasm and zest for life into our
events and cruises. We want you to forget about your kids, your
jobs and your “real” life back home for a couple of days and act
like kids again. After all, Bourbon Street is quite a playground.
Many of you will stay up too late, maybe drink a little too much,
you’ll probably eat foods that are not on your diet and you might
even flash someone in public. Why not? This weekend is all
about getting a little “Naughty” in New Orleans.
It is also a time to explore your own relationships, kindle that
spark, learn something new, expand your sexual horizons and
find out more about each other.
After almost 30 years together, we are still learning new things
about each other.
Welcome to Naughty in N’awlins!
Your hosts,
Table of Contents
Couples Cruise
Inside Cover
Welcome Letter
1
Rules
3
Our Thoughts
5, 7, 9
Our Recommendations
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Schedule
Tuesday & Wednesday
Wednesday & Thursday
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13
Thursday
15
Friday & Saturday
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Saturday
23
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Thailand Adventure
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21
24
8
“Naughty Parade”
10
San Fermin Party
14
Poker Run
18
Pirate Party
Naughty Gras Ball
NIN 2014
Couples Cruise
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Inside Back Cover
Back Cover
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N’awlins 2013 Guidelines
Please help us ensure everyone has the best possible time by abiding by all local laws and by looking out for fellow
N’awlins 2013 attendees. Your actions represent our event and will go a long way toward our acceptance in this
community.
The city of New Orleans is very tolerant but we do not need to test their tolerance. We can have lots of fun this weekend
without offending other tourists or anyone from the local community. Keep your parties private and behind closed doors.
Please dress properly while on the street. Don’t walk around topless or in a thong. It is O.K. to flash for beads, but
remember, Bourbon Street is still a public street.
Please read and adhere to the following guidelines:
1: Respect. "No means No!" Anyone that doesn't understand this or is making unwanted advances will be politely asked to leave, without a refund.
Please respect the local law enforcement and our own
staff. They are there to protect you and the city of New
Orleans.
3: No Drugs: This is simple- "Just Say No" Anyone
breaking this rule will be banned forever, again- no
refund.
7. VIP Passes are MANDATORY! You must have your
All Access Pass on you at all times. If you forgot it in
your room, you will be asked to go and get it. We have
decided to give everyone a weekend of great events, activities and parties without having to wear a wristband.
Please help us keep this event private by carrying your
pass on you at all times. Anyone caught trying to trade
passes will be banned from this and all future events.
2: No Public Nudity! Sexy: Yes!, Naked: No! This is a
convention, not a clothing optional resort. Please cover
up in all public places of the hotel including the hallways, elevators, lobby, etc...
4. Cameras are O.K.: Of course, this is only if the
person shooting the picture has permission. We decided
that since we are all adults, we should let everyone be
able to take photos of each other as long as they respect
everyone else’s privacy. If anyone is taking pictures of
you without your permission, please let one of our staff
members know and we will take care of the situation.
5. Listen to Security & Police: If someone says you are
acting or are dressed inappropriately, you probably are.
6. Intoxication: If you become intoxicated and
disruptive, you may be asked to leave (without refund).
Do not drink and drive. Please use a taxi or shuttle service
if necessary.
If you lose your pass, we will charge a $100 replacement
fee. This fee is non-negotiable.
8: Have fun. It's a rule, and it's enforced!
We do ask that you help with security. Everyone at the hotel property will have to
have their VIP Pass. No one from outside of the convention will be allowed into the
private parties or the hotel unless they register with us and get their VIP Pass.
If you see someone that does not look like they belong... they probably don’t.
Please let us know if you see someone that doesn’t belong so we can approach them.
You will also see several uniformed security staffers and New Orleans Police
Officers in the lobby of the hotel, please consult them if you have any questions.
Also, take care of your bartenders, shuttle bus drivers, bellman, maids, and anyone
else that has helped to make your stay a pleasant one. Your generosity will be greatly
appreciated and will really help the locals who are dealing with a decrease in tourism.
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Our Thoughts, Philosophies, Tips & Opinions
For each event, we write a few of our thoughts, philosophies and opinions in our program with the hope that
you’ll find a few parts funny, a few serious and a few
that make you actually think.
Colette
Every year our Wednesday Night parade ends at Colette.
This year we've made some changes. First of all, the parade
will end at our hotel, not Colette. There will still be a free
NIN party at Colette Wednesday Night, but there will also
be a party at the hotel, featuring the Treme Brass Band and
the Dominatrix of Ditties. Finally, at 11 pm, there will be a
preview tour of the party floor at the hotel.
Wow, there is a lot going on Wednesday Night! But that is a
good thing, with so many more people this year than last
year, it would be insanely overcrowded at Colette if we all
marched there. This way, not only can you check out
Colette on Wednesday night, but you can also skip
Wednesday and go on Thursday instead. Your choice.
If you go on Wed night, you will need your laminated passes and they will punch your card to show that you came. If
you don't go on Wednesday, you can get in on Thursday
night, with your un-punched laminated passes. By splitting
up the crowd between two nights, you will get a much better experience at the club; one of the best in the country.
By stopping the parade at the hotel, if you choose to go to
Colette on Wednesday night,, it gives you a chance to go
upstairs, change shoes and grab something to drink before
heading over. In the past, we had to shuttle high heel shoes
and bottles of liquor over; it was always chaotic trying to
find your stuff in the crowd. It also gives you the chance to
see some great live music and comedy and you can still
make it over to Colette at a reasonable time. We think this
schedule will make for a much better experience all around.
Who Loves Wine?
I do! And I really love Bar Vin, a classy little oasis, just off
Bourbon Street (on Bienville Street). Join Patrick, the bar
Owner, and I as we try some great choices from around the
world, even a vineyard owned by a local French Quarter doctor (it’s really good!). This is a great new addition to our itinerary, I hope you will like the bar and the courtyard as much
as we do.
It’s listed in the schedule, but this party is Wednesday from 3
to 6 pm. A great way to kick off the event and a great Meet
& Greet before the parade kicks off.
Two is Better than One
The last couple of years we have had our pre-parade party at
the Cats Meow (701 Bourbon), home of the Karaoke Kings
and the drunk tourists that just like to get up and make a fool
of themselves (I would be the latter).
This year, our event is so much bigger, we have to use TWO
venues instead of one. The 2nd party will be at Bourbon Heat
(711 Bourbon) and there will be free food!
So, you will have a choice between a Karaoke bar and a club
playing dance music. Or, just go out on either one’s balcony
and throw (or earn) some beads. Both parties start at 6 pm, so
get there early (while there are still food and beads) and get
ready for the parade (which starts at 9 pm sharp).
Bringing the Candlelight Lounge to NIN
We are having a special Post Parade Party at the hotel
Wednesday Night. Located on the 2nd floor, in the Astor
Ballroom, is a special tribute to the Candlelight Lounge featuring the Treme Brass Band.
The Candlelight Lounge is a local, hole in the wall bar, with
some of the best music you’ll ever find on a Wednesday
night. I have been going there with friends for years while
most locals have never even heard of the place.
I considered bringing everyone there for the party, but there
is no way everyone would fit, so I am bringing the
Candlelight Lounge to us. There will be a projector used to
project the outside of the lounge featuring a painting of the
bands founders Bennie Jones Sr. and Uncle Lionel Baptiste
(who passed away last year).
Inside, we have set up the ballroom to look as close to the
inside of the Candlelight as possible. Instead of round tables
with cloth tablecloths, we are going to use a mix of tables,
just like you’d find at the nearby lounge. We put the bar right
up front, right next to the stage, because that is how they roll.
I hope you come and enjoy the music and you’ll get a small
taste of what it’s like to live in New Orleans and listen to
music like a local.
The Dominatrix of Ditties
At 10:30 pm, our favorite lifestyle musical/comedienne will
come on stage and entertain you with a sexy, refreshingly
unique and fun musical comedy show about the swinging and
BDSM lifestyles.
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Tess & Bob’s Recommendations:
Each year, we recommend a few new places to visit and to
eat. Since we are located on Bourbon Street we are going to
suggest some really great options nearby our hotel.
Kingfish: 337 Chartres St.
This restaurant just opened up a few blocks from our hotel.
“Kingfish” was the nickname of the late Huey Long, one of
Louisiana’s most memorable politicians. You will find plenty
of references to Long, but more than that, you’ll find one of
our favorite bartenders (Chris McMillian) and a great, creative menu.
French 75 at Arnaud's: 813 Bienville St
Renowned mixologist Chris Hannah's cocktail menu showcases original creations and classic drinks revived from
bygone eras. A Paloma tequila highball with house-made
grapefruit syrup is an alternative to a margarita, and a "summer Sazerac" features Genever gin, orange bitters, orange
peel and Chartreuse.
Loa Bar: 221 Camp St.
Bartender Alan Walter built his reputation as New Orleans'
cocktail chemist during his stint at the restaurant Iris. Now
cocktail enthusiasts can find him at the bar inside the
International House Hotel. His cocktails feature homemade
bitters, syrups and fresh-squeezed juices. The most bizarre
offering is the Rites of Spring, which incorporates tarragon,
mint and a pine needle-infused velvety falernum.
Luke: 333 St. Charles St.
Chef John Besh welcomes you to Lüke, his homage to the
grand old Franco-German brasseries that once reigned in
New Orleans. Since opening in 2007, Lüke has been hailed
by Condé Nast Traveler, Travel + Leisure, and The TimesPicayune, which applauded Lüke for its “disarmingly homespun culinary touches and broad-shouldered dishes that satisfy something more than just an appetite."
Oh, and you’ll get a stellar burger at Luke’s. Speaking of
burgers...I think it’s time to give you my Top 5 Burger Joint’s
in the Quarter (Luke’s is in the CBD- but would be #2)
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Burger Wars
Where is the best Burger in the Quarter? Here are my top 5
picks, these are some great choices:
1. Port O Call: 838 Esplanade Ave
Still my absolute Favorite Burger in town. Hamburger & a
baked potato (& a great jukebox!). Perfection.
2. Yo Mama’s Bar and Grill: 727 St. Peter St.,
Rusticity done to a turn but with honest drinks, cold beer and
some mighty fine burgers. Yo Mama’s has the best choice of
toppings: peanut butter, Roquefort blue cheese, smoked ham,
avocados and even caviar.
3. Jaegerhouse: 833 Conti St.
They have a German Burger, on a pretzel bun, with sauerkraut and a bratwurst. Or, get the one marinated in
Jägermeister.
4. The Alibi: 811 Iberville St
This is another great place for a burger (not as good as Yo
Mama’s, but a LOT closer to the hotel. This is a real dive bar
with real bar food. Perfect at 2-3 am.
5. Bayou Burger: 503 Bourbon St.
Burgers, hot dogs, beer and sports. What isn’t there to like
(and it’s right on Bourbon St.), but a little pricey.
Thank You Card
We put a handful of “Thank You” cards in your welcome bag.
Put these in your pockets and if you go to these places (or
anywhere else for that matter) and have a great meal, get a
discount off of clothes or toys, get great service at a bar, then
give them one of our cards.
We want to make a mark on this city and the best way for
them to appreciate Naughty in N’awlins is for them to see
how many people are buying in their stores and eating and
drinking at their establishments. If the French Quarter businesses gets lots of these cards, they will be more likely to
offer more discounts and perks to our attendees next year.
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Our Thoughts, Philosophies & Opinions
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Playroom Open House
Music
Normally, you won’t get a chance to see the “Colette
Penthouse” (what we lovingly call our play floor) until
Thursday night. For the 1st time, we are going to open up
the floor on Wednesday night for an “Open House” from
11 pm - midnight. The Colette Penthouse is located on the
mezzanine (M2) floor above the 2nd floor.
We love music, and we will be embarking on a musical journey this weekend. Most conventions play a lot of rap music,
techno and club music. A lot of people like this music (yes,
they really do) but there are so many more music choices that
get left out. This weekend we’re going to do our best to play
a wide diversity of music.
All of the rooms might not be completely finished yet, but
they will be well on their way and there will be staff on
hand to answer questions and to explain etiquette and the
different rooms.
We will also try to keep the volume down so you can talk
and get to know each other.
On our cruise ships, we always open up the playroom for
an hour or so, to let people walk through and check it out
when it is not being used for fun. It gives couple the ability to see the different rooms without people playing or
needing to change clothes.
“No Street Clothes” Rule on the Hospitality Floor
Starting on Thursday Night, we will have a “No Street
Clothes” Rule on this floor. You don’t have to be naked, in
fact we prefer a robe, lingerie, pajamas or a towel when
going to and from the party suites.
If you want to play at night, this is the place. If you want
to hang out in your street clothes and talk, head to our
nightly theme party or head to the lobby and go to the bar
located just to the right after coming off the elevators.
Why do we have a “No Street Clothes” Rule? Because we
have been to lots of conventions over the years and we
always see the same thing: lots of people on the party
floor, fully dressed, drinks in their hands, talking and
hanging out and no one was using any of the “play space”.
Then one year, we tried the “No Street Clothes” Rule and
there wasn’t nearly as many people hanging out in the
halls; they were mostly inside, playing and having a great
time. Why? Because they didn’t have barriers and they
were already one step closer to intimacy.
It also kept out the people that never intended on playing
anyway. If they had to get undressed, they would prefer to
head to the lobby bar and socialize, instead of crowding
the party floor with non-party-ers.
Every night there will be pizzas & water for those who are
a little hungry in the lobby area of M2 (Mezzanine Level).
Music is the single hardest part of our planning because of
the diverse crowd that attends. We will have live bands
playing local Jazz, we will have Luther Kent for our dinner
guests, we will have the Wild Magnolias and Big Sam’s
Funky Nation, both of which will play funky music that will
make you dance.
Tip: If it is too loud for you near the dance floor (where we
concentrate the loudest music), try heading to a table around
the perimeter of the ballroom. You’ll still get to hear the
music (at a much lower volume) but it’ll be easier to talk to
other couples in a very comfortable setting.
If you don’t like the music that is playing, give us a minute,
we will probably change as the night goes on so we can cater
to a wide variety of tastes. If you still don’t hear something
you like, let the DJ know (and be nice) and they’ll probably
play your favorite song. Saying “we want more dance music”
means different things to different people, so be specific and
we can accommodate your request.
Lifestyle Business Owners
We will have a special Lifestyle Business Owners meeting
Thursday & Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. in the Astor
Ballroom, 2nd Floor. We are also having an Industry
Reception on Friday at 8 p.m. in the main Gallery, just
outside the ballroom on the 2nd floor.
If you own a lifestyle business (or are thinking about it), this
is a great chance to network with other club owners and find
out more about the status of the industry.
Finally, there is a special Adventure we (Bob & Tess) will be
hosting on Saturday afternoon. If you are a lifestyle business
owner and you didn’t get an invitation in your welcome
aboard package, please come by registration to sign up for
this “Excellent Adventure”.
The tour will start in the Astor Ballroom at 11:30 am.
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Bob & Tess’
Thailand Exotic Adventure
Thailand
is known as the “Land of
Smiles”. We have never seen such an
enchanting or happy place than
Thailand. We have spent a total of 11
weeks in Thailand and we plan on spending many more.
In 2014, we are conducting our 2nd
Thailand Tour for fun couples. This time,
we will open up our tour to a few (handpicked) singles. Together, we will take
you on a journey through ancient cities
and modern playgrounds.
We will kick off in Bangkok, one of the
wildest cities on earth (see Hangover 2),
where we will be touring some of the
world’s most famous “Red Light
Districts”. We will also tour palaces,
temples and take a river tour.
We will then head north to Ayutthaya,
the former capitol of Thailand, founded
in 1350 and a World Heritage Site. It is a
real walk back in time.
We will then head north again, this time
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to Sukhothai, an area that pre-dates
Ayutthaya by over 100 years. The historical park is magical and the hotel is truly
breathtaking.
We will wind up in the very northern
region of Thailand when we arrive in
Chaing Rai, a the beautiful Le Meridian
Hotel. We will take a long tail boat over
to Laos and venture into Myanmar
(recently called Burma). We will tour the
Golden Triangle before moving onto
Chaing Mai.
Known for it’s night market and shopping, Chaing Mai is an
enchanting city. We will have
the opportunity to sit with
tigers and monkeys, ride elephants and eat with locals.
Chaing Mai is a long way from
Bangkok, both geographically
and culturally.
We will see shows, crystal
palaces, Thai boxing, sexy gogo
girls, great food and so much more on
this adventure.
We will have an optional trip down to the
beautiful beaches of Phuket & it’s fantastic entertainment district, after this
exotic 11 day tour.
We have a limited amount of packages
available, once the bus fills up, the
opportunity will be over. Prices start at
just $1,895 per person.
You can sign up at the registration desk
in the lobby.
Our Thoughts, Philosophies & Opinions
Vendor Area
We used to have a large vendor area with people selling
sexy clothes and themed outfits for our parties. Since so
many of our parties are outside of our hotel, it became hard
for them to sell enough to make it worthwhile to attend.
The French Quarter has a lot of great shops and many will
give you a discount if you show them your badges. Here
are just a few of our favorite places to shop locally. If you
get great service (or even better yet, a discount), be sure to
give them a Naughty Thank You card!
QT Pie: 241 Dauphine St.
Tess’ Favorite Store in the French Quarter, stop by and see
why. They are giving a 15% Discount if you show your
badge.
Hustler: 111 Bourbon St.
Videos, DVD’s, Lingerie, toys, costumes. They have a
LOT of nice stuff, very upscale. There is a 20% off discount flyer in your welcome bag.
Wicked Orleans: 1201 Decatur St.
This is Bob’s favorite shop and they have LOTS of Pirate
Stuff, so go there early or they will be sold out. Gothic &
pirate clothing, boots, naughty school girl skirts. Ask for
Robert and show him your badge for a great deal.
Panda Bear: 415 Bourbon St.
This is our favorite little shop on Bourbon St. It is small,
but make sure you go upstairs, there is more up there.
Lingerie, toys, costumes, adult novelty
Fifi Mahony's: 934 Royal St.
Utterly Incredible Wigs. You have to see them to believe
them. Anyone that dresses up regularly should have one.
Mr. Binky’s Boutique: 107 Chartres St.
Open 24 hours, menswear, lingerie, costumes, clubwear,
videos, DVD’s and adult novelties (Toys!). This is mine &
Tess’ favorite French Quarter Shops.
Bourbon Strip Tease: 205 Bourbon St.
Thongs, sexy outfits, funny T-shirts, Toys
Chartres Street Adult Video: 107 Chartres St.
Adult Videos, Magazines, Toys, Lube, etc...
Second Skin Leather: 521 St. Philip St.
Whips, leather goods and masks.
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Wednesday Night Theme:
The World’s Largest
“Swinging Parade”
in the World!
Sponsored by the Largest Lifestyle Website:
SwingLifeStyle.com
Everyone loves a parade and we couldn’t think of a better
sponsor for our parade than the World’s Largest Lifestyle
Website: SwingLifeStyle.com (or as we all like to call it:
SLS).
Some have told me that another website is bigger, but I
don’t consider that a real lifestyle site. There are so many
fake ads, old ads that are over 10 years old, profiles that
are never on and that never e-mail replies and lots of misleading, fake ads on all of the porn sites.
Sorry, I’m just not interested in a site like that, I want a site
with real people and lots of them. That’s why so many
people have signed up with this website.
Sponsor Spotlight
The founders of SwingLifeStyle.com, Brian & Olga have
been married for over 7 years. After going to several titty
bars and a few nude beaches, it became clear to them that
they wanted more out of our sex lives than a bedroom
dance.
After many discussions they decided to try going to a
swingers club just to see what it was REALLY all about.
Their first club experience wasn’t that great, (how many
can relate to that!?) but it got them very excited none the
less. After a few weeks, they decided to try another club
and had an exhilarating experience. They didn’t “hook up”
with anyone, they were simply scouting, but the experience
was nothing short of amazing. They began attending regularly, and still do.
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Thank goodness they gave it a 2nd chance or we wouldn’t
have SLS today. We’re proud to have SLS as our Parade
sponsor and we are glad to have them here this week.
Not only does this site have an incredible amount of traffic,
but they have been adding so many new features lately, it
has really enhanced the site. If you aren’t currently a member, or you haven’t signed in a while, then you need to stop
in and see all of the new updates.
They have also started up a very successful Travel Agency
which has become the leading seller of Couples Cruise
cabins as well as Caliente Caribe Resort. In fact, we joined
them recently for their takeover in the D.R. and we had a
GREAT time!
So take plenty of pictures while you are at Naughty in
N’awlins and post them to your SLS profile when you get
home.
N’awlins 2013 Schedule
Tuesday, July 9th
7:00 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. Dinner at the Hard Rock
125 Bourbon St. (across the street from the Astor Crowne
Plaza Hotel)
We always have a tradition of hosting a dinner party the
night before the convention to kick things off in style and
this year we will be at the brand new Hard Rock Café on
Bourbon St. I know, it’s not the “traditional” New Orleans
restaurant, but they really did a great job on the renovation
and it has a lot of great New Orleans touches. You’ll find
Louie Armstrong’s trumpet, Irma Thomas’ records and a
private room for us called the “VIP Voodoo Room”.
The VIP Voodoo Room features artists that have headlined
Voodoo Fest (a local music fest held in New Orleans each
Halloween). LoveVoodoo.com will have some special
treats for those that join us for our pre-convention dinner
and Meet & Greet.
This is an optional event, dinner is on your own and is not
included in any of our convention packages.
Hosted by Bob & Tess
Wednesday, July 10th
10:00 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Convention Registration Opens
St. Charles Meeting Room A, Main Lobby of the Hotel
We cannot guarantee your room will be ready before 3
p.m. but you can register early and head to the Quarter
while they get your room ready.
3:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Wine Tasting at Patrick’s Bar Vin
730 Bienville St.
One of our favorite hidden gems in the French Quarter,
this wine bar is a great place to sip a glass of wine before
(or after) dinner. Join us for a special wine tasting set up
for us by Patrick Van Hoorebeek (my favorite Belgium
buddy). Last year they were a little overwhelmed, but they
saw how awesome our crowd was and they will be more
than ready for us this year with extra bars set up so the
wine can flow freely. Note: this is a cash bar
Sponsored by Couples Cruise
Note: Our Parade has grown so big, we have to have two
great venues for our Parade Pre-Party instead of just one.
So this year, we will have both of these great venues:
6:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Private M & G at Bourbon Heat
711 Bourbon St.
If you want to dance, then Bourbon Heat is the place to
shake your booty to some great music. One of the best
bars on Bourbon St. They also have a great balcony where
you can throw and “earn” beads.
We will have free food, downstairs in the courtyard, so be
sure to grab a bite to eat before the parade.
Sponsored by Dixie’s Splash Party
6:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Meet & Greet at Cats Meow
701 Bourbon St.
We always like to kick off the event with a party and
tonight is no different. This year, we are back at the Cat’s
Meow, Bourbon Street’s best known Karaoke Bar.
This place is a lot of fun and a great party. Even if you
don’t sing, you will have a blast. There is a HUGE balcony upstairs and also an area where you can watch people
on the stage from the 2nd floor.
Sponsored by Tampa Bay Escapes
9:00 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Bourbon St. Parade
700 Block of Bourbon St.
Our friends with the NOPD will block off Bourbon Street
for our annual parade. We will have a live band, some
Mardi Gras floats and plenty of beads to both throw and
catch. Wear something comfortable for walking the 7
blocks to the hotel.
Because there are so many attendees this year, we have
decided to host a party at the main hotel (Astor Crowne
Plaza) as well as our traditional Colette party. If everyone
went to Colette tonight, the place would be way too overcrowded, it would be impossible to get drinks and it just
wouldn’t be as good of an experience. So, when the parade
is over, some people will go straight to Colette, some will
go to the party at the Astor Crowne Plaza and then to
Colette afterwards.
If you want, you can wait until Thursday to visit Colette,
your pass will be good for either night. They will punch
your pass when you enter to ensure that people don’t come
go on both nights or hand off their passes to anyone else.
This will ensure that your experience at Colette is positive,
the way it should be
Sponsored by SwingLifeStyle.com
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Thursday Night Theme:
Sponsored by Kasidie.com
Sponsor Spotlight
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Unlike other sites, Kasidie.com is not a porn site masquerading as a swingers site... it IS a swingers site, created by real swingers, for swingers. Kasidie is a fun, sexy
gathering place for seasoned swingers, newbies and
even curious vanillas (non-swingers) to learn about and
join in the swinging lifestyle.
Kasidie.com is the real deal – a community of fantastic, uninhibited people living a liberating lifestyle that
you really can become a part of!
Welcome to Kasidie.com
There is nothing like searching for Booty, and tonight,
there will be plenty of booties shaking (just don’t find any
sunken chests!).
Tonight’s party will be hosted by Emily & Sergio, owners
of Kasidie.com and stars of this season’s Playboy TV
show “Swing”. Joining them are their co-stars, Michael &
Holli who also host their own Playboy Radio talk show
(also called Swing!).
We will have a special MC tonight, “Captain Short Dog”
to whip up the Pirate spirit. He will be leading us on a
special, interactive Treasure Hunt with the winner getting
a free lifetime membership to Kasidie.com.
Tonight will be a great night for dressing up like a pirate
and having a Cable Car Cocktail (Bob’s favorite drink!).
Celebrating Pirate Night, we are featuring a drink made
with Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. Even if you don’t like
Captain Morgan, give a Cable Car a try and you won’t be
disappointed. It’s delicious!
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Emily accepting an award for
“Best Lifestyle Site”
9:30 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. Party at the Astor Crowne Plaza
739 Canal St. 2nd Floor
We are bringing the Candlelight Lounge to Naughty in
N’awlins with a special appearance by our friends in the
Treme Brass Band.
Entertainment by: Tracy: The Dominatrix of Ditties at
10:30 p.m. & DJ Skinny
Come watch The Dominatrix of Ditties WHIP up some fun
and laughs with her sexy, refreshingly unique and fun
musical comedy show about the lighter side of the
lifestyle. The Dominatrix shares her story and swinging
experiences, many of which will be shared by you: getting
into swinging, deciding between soft swap & full swap,
being straight vs being bi, and experimenting with
BDSM... with hilariously disastrous results...all while hiding this exciting secret life from family and friends. Don't
miss one of the funniest and most unique shows strictly
about the lifestyle...by someone who lives it!
Sponsored by Dream Pleasure Tours
9:30 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. Party at Colette
822 Gravier St.
We will end our parade at the hotel, which is just 2 blocks
from Colette. The club is BYOB, so plan ahead and bring
something to drink. (Colette will provide all of the mixers).
Note: admission into Colette is included for those that got
the Wed-Sun convention package.
11:00 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. Special Showing of the Colette
Penthouse Playrooms
2M Mezzanine Floor of the Hotel
If you haven’t seen one of our party floors, you should
check it out tonight. This is just a tour, to get acquainted
with the layout, rules and etiquette of our Colette
Penthouse play floor. There will be no playing allowed,
but this is a great way to see this area without any pressure
or people using the rooms
Thursday, July 11th
10:00 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. Convention Registration Opens
We cannot guarantee your room will be ready before 3
p.m. but you can register early and head to the Quarter.
Seminars
We always offer three separate tracks for our seminars:
BDS&M, Tantra & an Educational Tract. We will also
have a meeting for Lifestyle Business owners on Thursday
and Saturday with a special field trip on Saturday.
If you have trouble finding the rooms, ask someone in registration and they can point you to the seminar or class.
There will also be a sign in the lobby and on the 2nd floor
with a schedule of the event.
10:00 a.m. - 11:30 a.m. Lifestyle Business Meeting
Astor Ballroom, 2nd Floor
This is for people in the “Lifestyle Business Industry” and
will be an hour long class followed by a half an hour open
discussion.
If you want to be included in the list of Business Owners
activities, please sign up at the registration desk so we can
plan accordingly.
11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Newbies 101
Grand Ballroom C, 2nd Floor
Just getting started? 1st convention ever? Learn the ins and
outs through a couple experienced in conventions, meet &
greets and travel. There will also be tips on how to meet
people at this convention and get the most out of a big
event like this.
Taught by Richard & Danielle
11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Beginning Bondage
Iberville Meeting Room, M2 Floor
We will teach you simple techniques to tie up and tantalize
your partner. This is a great class for beginners or those
that want to learn more about erotic BDS&M for couples.
Taught by Bruce & Pat
11:00 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. Group Massage Class
Toulouse A&B Meeting Rooms, M2 Floor
In this class. 4 couples will gather at each table and each
person will be rubbed by the 7 other people. Each person
will have about 10 minutes on the table, five minutes per
side. It's a great way to meet others and an amazing sensation to have that many hands on your body at once.
Get as naked as you wish because we will be using oils.
Taught by Royce (aka Magic Fingers)
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Friday Night Theme:
San Fermin
Sponsored by LifestyleLounge.com
San Fermin?
I know, I know, you had no idea what San Fermin was, but
everyone has heard of the Running of the Bulls in
Pamplona, Spain. Tonight, we take it to the next level.
We originally had this night scheduled as a “White Night”
Party, but we didn’t change much, you just need to add a
red scarf, sash or hankerchief and Bam!: it’s a San
Fermin Party. Wear red around your neck and waist
and be creative.
Didn’t bring a red scarf? No problem, the 1st
100 people (doors open at 8 pm) will get a
free NOLA Bulls red scarf. Even if you do
have one, these are pretty cool scarves (so
get there early).
We have a guest DJ from the Coast headlining
tonight’s party: DJ Tony T. He will get the crowd
moving tonight with plenty of great dance music as
well as some sexy slow jams. Feel free to make a
request, but remember, he has to make everyone happy (it
ain’t easy being a DJ).
We will also have some special, local Burlesque performers entertaining the crowd with their sexy matador routines.
If you want to take part in the Running of the Bulls, go to
www.NolaBulls.com for more information and use the
code “naughtybull” for a discount if you register for the
run. Note: Watch out for the roller derby bulls!
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Sponsor Spotlight
Lifestyle Lounge has something generally different from
most sites. Most of their members are hot. I mean really
hot. I’m not sure what they did to attract so many hot
couples... but they sure did.
The site also has a lot of great features and you can tell
that the people that run the site really want to be on
the cutting edge of technology. They were the 1st
to put a “Booty Call” feature on their site, the
1st that had video chat rooms. They pioneered anonymous texting using your
screen name on your smart phone and
many other social network
innovations.
The site has the most attractive photos as well as the
most active forums and chat rooms of any lifestyle
website on the internet.
Lifestyle Lounge is one of the largest travel agencies that
specialize in clothing optional and alternative lifestyle
resorts and cruises.
If you want to find a strong online community, with lots
of exceptional looking couples, then you should give
www.LifestyleLounge.com a
chance. If you do, make sure you
tell them that you heard about the
site at Naughty in N’awlins &
TessnBob sent you.
12:00 p.m. - 1:00 p.m. Being on a Reality TV Show
Have you ever thought about being on a show like Oprah
or Dr. Phil? How about a reality TV show or series? There
are more and more TV shows that show alternative
lifestyles in a positive way. This seminar will explain what
happens behind the scenes and what it takes (and pays) to
be on a show.
Michael and Holli are regulars on Playboy TV’s hit show
“Swing” and they host a radio talk show on Playboy
Radio.
Taught by Michael & Holli
Bourbon Street Private Parties
12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Party at Rita’s Tequila House
419 Bourbon St. qwer
This is our favorite spot to drink tequila! In fact, the owner
has helped us put together several special flights of tequila
so you can try some of my favorites. Besides an amazing
selection of tequila, they also have great food (very
fresh!). So stop in for some food (you have to eat sometime) and try a shot with me (Bob)! Hint: Make sure you
check out the courtyard in the back (it has its own bar!).
3:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Party at The Swamp
Bourbon Cowboy II has turned into the Swamp! It’s the
same great venue with a new atmosphere and the mechanical Swamp Thing. You can go up to the balcony and throw
beads… ride the Swamp Thing and have a great time.
Hint: Go upstairs, there is a lot of room at this venue
Sponsored by AdultVacationParties.com
Receptions, Meet & Greets, Dances
8:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Couples Cruise Reception
Astor Gallery, 2nd Floor (outside the Astor Ballroom)
This a special reception for couples that are going on one
of the upcoming lifestyle cruises. This is a great way to
meet your fellow shipmates and Couples Cruise staff,
before you sail.
The dress is smart casual and we will have free
champagne, sodas and wine, along with a cash bar.
Sponsored by CouplesCruise.com
9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. Pirate Party
Grand Ballroom, 2nd Floor
Arrrrrgghhhh, We’ll be searching for Booty tonight! Join
us for a special treasure hunt like no other. You just might
get lucky.
Entertainment by: Spogga Hash, Fleur De Tease
Burlesque and Captain Short Dog
Sponsored by Kasidie.com
9:30 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. Party at Colette
822 Gravier St.
There will be another free party at Colette, if you weren’t
able to go on Wednesday. Colette is a local on-premise
club just 2 blocks from Bourbon St. The club is BYOB, so
plan ahead and bring something to drink. (Colette will provide all of the mixers).
Note: One night’s admission into Colette is included for
those that got the Wed-Sun convention package.
11:00 p.m. Hospitality Suites Open
Mezzanine Floor (M2)
After some sexy dancing, it's time to head to the 2nd floor
where we will have pizza and themed rooms. Among them
are the Tantra Temple, the Dungeon, the Dark Room, a
Ladies Only room and much more… Remember, no street
clothes on this floor. You have to be in a robe, lingerie,
underwear or something really sexy.
11:00 p.m. - 3:00 a.m. Chocolate Room is open
3rd Floor of the Hotel, Suite 309
This is a room specifically for those that are interested in
interracial encounters. We have a great group of guys to
help you fulfill your fantasies. This room is not on our
play floor, in order to be more discreet (plus we ran out of
room on our party floor).
Sponsored by WifeandI.com
11:00 p.m. - 3:00 a.m. Bi Couples Room
This is a room, just for Bi-Couples where both partners are
bisexual. Still somewhat taboo, but growing rapidly, we
thought a separate playing area would be a great new addition to Naughty in N’awlins. Couples will now have a safe
and discreet place to expand their boundaries and meet
other bisexual couples.
Sponsored by BiSexualFish.com
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Saturday Night Theme:
“Naughty Gras”
Masquerade Ball
Sponsored by Couples Cruise
Mardi Gras Night on a Couples Cruise
Freedom of the Seas
Laissez les bons temps rouler
Laissez les bons temps rouler is a Cajun French phrase that
is literally translated from the English expression "Let the
good times roll." Tonight, we are going to have a good time
for sure.
It has been an awesome adventure for us ever since we
took our 1st cruise. I remembering thinking to myself
how awesome a venue that a cruise ship would make. I
had no idea how awesome it would finally turn out.
Tonight we will feature two of our favorite groups: the Wild
Magnolias and Big Sam’s Funky Nation. If you like to get
funky and dance, then you are in for a real treat tonight.
If you want to go on one of our Couples Only, Clothing
Optional, Adults Only Cruises, then see Tess in the
registration area and book your next cruise this weekend,
while there are still good Balcony Cabins left on our
January and May 2014 cruises and a few good oceanview
left on this November’s Freedom of the Seas.
On every Couples Cruise, there is a Mardi Gras Masquerade
Ball, so who better to sponsor tonight’s theme party than the
largest floating Mardi Gras party in the World? As a couple
that lives in New Orleans (we actually live only a couple of
blocks from this hotel), we know what it’s like to party like
it’s Mardi Gras.
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Sponsor Spotlight
Over the next year, over 8,000 people will be sailing on a
Couples Cruise. In November, we will host the largest
Clothing Optional Cruise in History (3,600 people!).
Friday, July 13th
10:00 a.m. - 10:30 p.m. Convention Registration
You can book next year’s Naughty in N’awlins or a future
Couples Cruises in our registration area. Just ask one of
our staff members and they will have some simple forms
to fill out. Remember, buy booking early, you will save
money and be able to put down a refundable deposit.
Terms and details available on the forms.
Seminars
11:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m. “Intermediate Swinging”
So, your not a beginner… but you are not an “experienced” swinger. This is a great seminar to learn more than
the basic etiquette. Topics will include expanding your
boundaries, expanding your options and how to survive the
Hospitality Floor.
Taught by Kevin & Virginia (Players San Antonio)
11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Intermediate BDSM
You say you are pretty proficient in your ability to use
your floggers. Are you really? Are your techniques good?
Can you do the same things with your weak hand? Do you
look to others like you’re bored? Can you mix up your
techniques in an intriguing fashion that will keep the bottom guessing as to what is coming next? Moving into
using both hands can be difficult for some. Whether or not
it is for you, how would you like to learn how to do it with
more style and grace? Get advice on how to put your different techniques together and send your bottom into
space.
Taught by Bad Poet
11:00 a.m. – 12:15 p.m. Naked Speed Dating
In this seminar, again, get as naked as you wish. The men
will be in one line, the ladies in another facing them. Each
woman will have about a minute and a half to two minutes
to introduce herself to the man and if she wishes, to get a
feel of what he has to offer. Gentlemen, please keep your
hands to yourself unless you ask permission first. Again,
this is a great way to meet people and a lot of fun as well.
Led by Royce
12:00 p.m. - 1:00 p.m. Happier Sexual Relationships
Playboy TV SWING regulars, Michael and Holli are the
go-to experts for couples, single men and single women
looking to experience a happier, healthier, sexier relationship.
Michael and Holli are regulars on Playboy TV’s hit show
“Swing” and they host a radio talk show on Playboy
Radio.
Taught by Michael & Holli
12:30 p.m. – 2:00 p.m. Women's Massage Class
The class is similar to the couples group massage class
except it is for women only. It's designed for those ladies
who love women..have a bi curiosity or who think they
might like to experience a woman's touch in a non-threatening environment.
Note: Men will not be allowed in the room during the
Women’s Massage Class
Moderated by Cheryl
12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Bourbon Cowboy
The Original Bourbon Cowboy will have you spinning
around and flipping upside down (on the mechanical bull
of course). We love this place because of the great music
and the upstairs balcony (that will be stocked with beads!).
So come on over for an afternoon party to get things
started…
Sponsored by Playcate Events
3:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Party at The Beach
This is always one of our attendees’ favorite parties. It’s a
really wild ride, thanks to the bartenders and staff which
really know how to get things going.There will be a great
band on hand and at 5 pm, there will be a special HCS Bar
Dance.
Hint: Say "Hi!" to the cute Shot Girls, they have a little
something for ya...
Sponsored by Hub City Select
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Poker Run
Thursday
12:00 p.m. -3:00 p.m. Party at Rita’s Tequila
417 Bourbon St.
3:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Party at The Swamp
516 Bourbon St.
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Friday
12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Party at Bourbon Cowboy
241 Bourbon St.
3:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Party at The Beach
227 Bourbon St.
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Saturday
12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Party at Spirits
615 Bourbon St.
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3:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Party at Razzoo qwer
511 Bourbon St.
Pick a card... Pick any card
Poker Run Rules
This year, we are going to have five locations, plus a
special bonus sixth location where you can get a 6th
bonus (Wild!) card.
Poker Run Rules: There will be five locations listed
in the program with the card suits (qwer) by it, these
locations will all have a booth set up where you can
draw one card.
Each couple will have the opportunity to draw one
card only, at each location. If a couple draws one card
at each location, those five cards will represent a
poker hand. Each card drawn must be verified by our
staff, will be recorded into our Poker Run folder and
the best three hands (according to Hoyle’s rules) will
win a prize. We will also award a prize to the couple
with the worse hand.
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Saturday afternoon, from 3-6 p.m. at Razzoo, there
will be a bonus 6th stop that will give couples one
more opportunity to get a card. If you missed one of
the previous five poker run stops, you will have the
ability to get an extra card to fill out your hand.
If you already have all five cards, you will be able to
pick a 6th card that will become your wild card.
Either way, this bonus card will be wild and every
matching card in your hand will be wild.
Example: If you have two Aces and you pick another
Ace for your bonus (Wild!) Saturday, then you will
have three wild cards (Aces). The worse hand possible would be 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 of a non matching suit.
The results will be announced on Saturday Night.
6:30 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Dinner
Astor Ballroom, 2nd Floor of the Hotel
Our hotel will be preparing a special Louisiana meal for us
tonight. If you are always disappointed in "hotel food",
you will appreciate our hotel's kitchen. There are a few
things we do well, here in New Orleans, and cooking is
one of them.
Dinner is only for those that purchased the meals package
Entertainment by New Orleans musician: Luther Kent
8:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Lifestyle Business Owners
Reception
Astor Gallery, 2nd Floor
If you throw parties, own a lifestyle club, website, travel
agency, plan events or promote anything to do with a
lifestyle business, then you are invited to join us for some
of the free champagne, sodas and wine.
Sponsored by the French Connection Events
8:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Meet & Greet
Grand Ballroom Gallery, 2nd Floor of the Hotel
This is a great time to meet other couples at Naughty in
N’awlins without loud music, in a relaxed setting. Stop by
and get one of the best seats in the house before the place
fills up for the big San Fermin Party.
Hint: We have a limited amount of red handkerchiefs that
we will be giving away with the Nola Bulls logo on it.
This is a great souvenir, so get to the Meet & Greet to get
one of these awesome items.
Entertainment by New Orleans musician: Tony Seville
9:00 p.m. - 1 a.m. San Fermin en Nueva Orleans
Grand Ballroom, 2nd Floor of the Hotel
Dress in all white, but wear a red handkerchief around
your neck and a long, thin, red scarf around your waist.
Go to www.nolabulls.com for examples.
Entertainment by: Fleur De Tease Burlesque & DJ Skinny
Sponsored by LifestyleLounge.com
11:00 p.m. - 3:00 a.m. Colette Penthouse Playrooms
Try something new? Try someone new? The party floor
will be rockin’ tonight!
11:00 p.m. - 3:00 a.m. Chocolate Room
If you haven’t been to the Chocolate Room yet, give it a
try. You don’t have to do anything, just come check it out.
Are you curious?
Saturday, July 14th
8:00 a.m. – 9:30 a.m. The Running of the Bulls
Corner of Canal & Decatur St.
If you missed it last year, you don’t know what you are
missing. It is crazy… maybe insane… Insanely fun that is!
Head out the front door of the hotel, take a left and head to
Decatur. If you get there before 8, sit still and get ready…
they will start the run at precisely 8 am, just a short 4
blocks away.
If you want to actually run in this event (a once in a lifetime opportunity), we suggest that you wear a white shirt
and white pants (or shorts), a red scarf around your waist
and your neck and be ready when you see the crowds
coming.
There are only 5 rules when Running with the Bulls:
1. Run at your own risk.
2. Do not touch the Bulls.
3. If you go down, stay down.
4. Do not stand still.
5. Children under ten (10) use sidewalk.
11:00 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Lunch
We will have a Salad, Mini-Muffalettas, Beef Sliders, a
Potato Bar, Chicken Salad Wraps and Hot Dogs (we call
'em "Getting Lucky Dogs"). There will be cash bars.
Note: The lunch is only for those that bought a meal package, if you didn't buy a meal package, there are plenty of
options located all around the
hotel.
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New Owners, New Remodeling
Same Great Resort
Come Back to the New Hedonism Resort
www.Hedonism.com
11:30 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. Lifestyle Business Field Trip
aka: Bob & Tess’ Excellent French Quarter Adventure
We will start with a quick lunch before heading out front
where we will climb into buses and start our adventure.
We will take you to some very off the beaten path locations and a few surprises.
Only for Lifestyle Club Owners, Website Producers,
Travel Agents, Convention Planners, etc…
Hospitality Floor
2m Mezzanine Level
Check out our Hospitality Floor on 2M (Mezzanine Level).
Open every night at 11 pm, this area is for couples only, so
you have to enter and leave with your partner.
Seminars
10:00 a.m. - 11:30 a.m. Lifestyle Business Meeting
This is for people in the “Lifestyle Business Industry” and
will be an hour long class followed by a half an hour open
discussion.
11:00 a.m. - 12 p.m. Rope Bondage 101
Learn the basics when using rope to bind and bondage
your partner. This isn’t your typical nautical or Boy Scout
knot tying class. This is a class where you will learn how
to safely (and sensually) try out some new bondage techniques in this hands on session.
Taught by Scot Slay
11:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m. Adult Travel
We will have clean sheets and towels available, but please, do
us a favor and clean up after yourselves. We want you to have
a great time, but respect those that will use the area after you
and leave it as you found it.
Find out about Hedonism, Desire, Couples Cruise and
much more. If you like to travel and go to adult, lifestyle
and Clothing Optional destinations, you don’t want to miss
this seminar!
Note: There will be a big prize given out to one of the
lucky attendees!
11:00 a.m. – 12:15 p.m. Couples Massage Class
In this class you will be with your significant other and we
will explore ways to express your love for each other
through your touch. First part of class will focus on the
women, then the last part will be about the men. Please be
on time or early for this class as it is sometimes very popular and the beds fill up fast.
Taught by Royce (aka Magic Fingers)
We have trash cans in every room, so don’t be a “Condom
Creep” and throw them on the floor and we promise not to
come to your house and throw our condoms on your floor.
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12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Party at Spirits
This is a bar that we used to hang out at called Turtle Bay,
then the show “Bar Rescue” came along and totally re-did
the bar and it’s even better.
We love the courtyard in the back with it’s own bar (and
outdoor air conditioners!). They have lots of good food
and drink specials.
Hint: Get a shot on Sir Edward’s Chair
Sponsored by Lagniappe Chateau
3:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Party at Razzoo
Razzoo is Bourbon Street’s Party Headquarters. Of all of
our parties, this one is always the wildest! You'll have to
come in through the side door, because they will have all
of the main doors closed for our private party.
Nick, from Hedonism II Resort will be on hand to make
sure this contest is just the way we like it: Naughty! He
will be picking this year’s Miss Naughty in N’awlins to
represent us at Hedonism II during the Miss No Swimsuit
Contest, held in Jamaica, every year in March.
Did I mention the three for one drinks?
Sponsored by Tom's Trips
8:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Meet & Greet
Grand Ballroom Gallery, 2nd Floor of the Hotel
This is our pre-party before things go crazy at 9 pm. This
is a great time to grab a cocktail or a martini and meet
other couples before the bands start playing. Once the
bands start up, it’s party/dance time!
Hint: Tonight is our biggest party and all of the tables will
be gone in no time. So, stop in early and reserve a table for
our sexy Naughty Gras Ball. You need to have someone at
the table at all times in order to hold a table.
Hint: We have a limited amount of free Mardi Gras masks
to hand out tonight. These are really good masks and make
a great souvenir (while supplies last).
9:00 p.m. - 1 a.m. 15th Annual “Naughty Gras Ball”
Grand Ballroom, 2nd Floor
Nobody does a Masquerade Ball like we do. I mean, this is
New Orleans right? Where else can you get so many beads
and masks and awesome costumes? Dress to Impress,
because this is the last night to party…We will have both
Ballrooms open tonight: Live bands in the Grand Ballroom
and awesome DJ’s in the Astor Ballroom.
Special Guest Performers in the Grand Ballroom:
9:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m. The Wild Magnolias
11:00 p.m. Presentation of the King and Queen of
Mardi Gras
2nd Floor, Grand Ballroom
Each year we choose a King & Queen to reign over our
Mardi Gras Ball. The winners will get a free convention
package to next year's Naughty in N'awlins (including
their room!) and their very own crowns.
11:30 p.m. – 1:30 a.m. Big Sam’s Funky Nation
Special Guest Performers in the Astor Ballroom.
9:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m. DJ Ronnie
11:00 p.m. - 2:00 a.m. DJ Frenzi
Sponsored by Castaways Travel & Couples Cruise
11:00 p.m. - 3:00 a.m. Colette Penthouse Playrooms are
open
Tonight's the last night. Make it count!
11:00 p.m. - 3:00 a.m. Chocolate Room is open
This is a room specifically for those that are interested in
interracial encounters. We have a great group of guys to
help you fulfill your fantasies. This room is not on our
play floor, in order to be more discreet (plus we ran out of
room on our party floor).
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Sunday, July 14th
6:00 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. Post Convention Meet & Greet
Dinner at La Bayou
208 Bourbon St.
Last year we had a great showing for our post-convention
dinner. This year, we picked another local favorite of ours.
Usually, the best restaurants are not on Bourbon St., but
we really like La Bayou and go there often. They have a
great space upstairs with a balcony that will be our home
for the night. Bonus: It’s close to the hotel AND Colette.
Call 504-525-4755 to make your individual reservations
and ask for upstairs seating.
9:00 p.m. - till late Party at Colette
822 Gravier St.
Every year, we always finish up with a post-convention
party at Colette (just two blocks from the hotel). We have
almost 100 people staying over Sunday night, so this party
should have a good turnout.
New Orleans’
Premier Lifestyle Club
Upscale Nightclub
Sensuous
2nd Floor
Play Area
The parties on Sunday are not included in the convention,
but we wanted you to know about it, in case you were
staying over Sunday night. Bring your convention pass
with you to get the membership fee waived.
Well, that’s it, our entire, fun filled, naughty schedule. We
hope you have a great time and you come back next year
and do it all over again. We will have different clubs,
bands, entertainment, but the same fun and good times.
Thank you for coming, we hope to see you again soon,
Dance Floor
BYOB
Membership waived for NIN Attendees
*you must show your passes when entering
Just 2 blocks from the Astor Crown Plaza Hotel
822 Gravier St.
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www.ColetteClubs.com
Sign Up for Next Year’s
NAUGHTY IN
N’AWLINS
August 6th-10th, 2014
16th
Annual
Join us back in
New Orleans
for the
We are teaming up with International Swingers Day (ISD) to
give the “Swinging Community” it’s 1st ever International
Swingers Day Parade. We have always had awesome parades
during Naughty in N’awlins, but next year, we are going for it
and we will have a parade so much bigger and better, with so
many new surprises, you won’t believe it.
INTERNATIONAL
SWINGERS DAY
PARADE
We will be promoting Internationally for the next year and we
are going to try to get, not only the entire 500 room Astor Hotel,
but the Alexa tower next door for the biggest Naughty in
N’awlins in history! If you book now, you will get a special
early bird rate and you will get a 100% cancellation if you need
to cancel after going home.
Why Book Now?
Early Bird Pricing
Book Executive Level
Save Money: Price increases on November & May 15th
Rooms & Suites
Before they are all gone. Our Executive Level Rooms
No Cancellation Fee
and Suites are always the 1st to sell out
100% refunds are good until November 15th, 2013
Last year we were sold out by the end of October.
Register before you leave in our registration area
We will have a table in the hotel lobby on Sunday from 9am - 3 pm
800-304-4493
www.NaughtyInNawlins.com
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