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M A G A Z I N E
#76 OCTOBER 2016
rest in peace.”
- THE UNDERTAKER
The IWAR Insider
IWAR STARS ARE SPECIAL
Views since 7/2015
IWAR OFFICIAL RANKINGS
SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER
BRL – CWL – IWL – NWL
- Since 2011
IWAR TAKE 45% OF SPECIALTY TITLES
Once a year the IWA holds
a contest to see who is the
master of certain matches
and it was the talented
IWAR grapplers who took
the most titles. Kudos to
Agent 26 for taking both
the Biker Chain and First
Blood titles. Congrats to
all of the winners.
Hell in a Cell
New Age Outlaw
Punk Rock Mike
Hair vs. Hair
Circle of Fear
IWAR NETWORK NEWS
SIR GUNTER BREAKS KONIK’S MARK FOR LONGEST IWAR REIGN
Kinderwacht turns back Klown, Black Predator, next up Punk Rock Mike
BWM BREAK DOWN: WILL JACK’S INJURED KNEE SPELL THE END
Still hold off Monroes, but can Blood Money cash in on the opportunity?
DOUBLE DUTY FOR BRL’s CANADIAN HAMMER GUNNAR MOLSON
Canadian Champ defeats Maddog Dick Jackson for Intercontinental title
FORTUNE OR FIRED: WHAT IWL STAR WILL GET A PINK SLIP?
Payne, Larrikan, Atari, Robertson, Snodgrass, David or an Endgame?
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Fans, I’ve been collecting all of these sign ups for the first IWAR
Draft and I’d like to see more of you join. The deadline is looming
and the LIVE draft will happen on the IWAR Network Facebook
page. If you are a talented star outside of the IWAR Network, you
are more than welcome to join, but we need your information.
You know you want in on the fun and the big question, who will be
the #1 overall pick?
I’d like to take a moment to address one of projects we’ve been
working on, revamping the NWL Welcome Packet. For those of
you not in the NWL, when a rookie joins they get a welcome
packet that introduces them to the IWA, the NWL and the folks
who make up the staff. The current packet was created in 2012
and needs a facelift. The new packet will introduce new wrestlers
to the IWA, the NWL, the IWAR, the staff of Commissioners, GMs,
interviewers, announcers as well as a copy of the How to Win in
the IWA one-page sheet to help them get started with a bang. We
apologize for the delay, but we want to make sure our rookies have
the best welcome to the IWA as possible.
On a related note, when a player joins the NWL, they are
encouraged to cut promos, challenge champions and find their
voice as they compete, but I need to remind everyone that there is
a 17 cycle limit on the manager’s stay. This limit is not meant to
ruin your good time, but to protect the next class of rookies from
being dominated by more skilled players. Obviously we can allow
for some exceptions for wrestlers who hold titles, but the NWL is a
training league for rookies and not a forever-home.
I was asked if the IWL’s Fortune of Fired event that will see one of
the eight stars in the main event get fired and kicked out of the
IWA is sanctioned by the IWAR? It is indeed. While this event does
have a dangerous consequence, the reward of a title shot at the
IWL Heavyweight champion was worth the risk to those who
entered. Good luck fellas.
On a final note, I’d like to take a moment to wish Maddog Dick
Jackson well as he leaves the ring and heads into retirement. He
was one of the guys who helped the BRL into the first golden age in
the early to mid-90s and while he will be leaving the ring, he won’t
be gone as he lends his voice to BRL broadcasts. Whoo Jack!
Greatest Tag Team Wrestler of All-Time
WHO IS THE TEAMSTER?
The self-professed “Greatest Tag team wrestler
in the world” debuted in the NWL in 2012 and
made many enemies with his big talking
interviews. His hapless singles career turned
around after he upset Major Trent Mercier in a
Loser Leaves the NWL match. He followed that
up with another upset when he won his first and
only NWL championship. His ego inflated and
soon after his seemingly harmless taunting of
the “True Wrestler” D.C. Hannon turned into a
bitter feud that climaxed in another Loser
Leaves Town match. Hannon celebrated a big
win, but a few weeks later a man calling himself
the “Midnight Teamster” appeared on the
roster. Enraged Hannon tried to unmask the
man who claimed he was not the Teamster at
all, but in face his twin brother. Eventually the
Teamster returned to briefly joined forces with
Hannon, but when he graduated from the NWL,
decided to ‘give back’ and stay on as a coach.
When controversial IWAR Commissioner Johnny
Revolution Sr. was dismissed by Johnny B., it
was The Teamster who was promoted.
• NWL Veteran (2012-2013)
• NWL Most Inspirational Wrestler (2012)
• NWL Champion #24, 3/2013
• 3x NWL Tag champ (w/Luthor Alexander,
Crimson Grimm & Faethor Ferenczy)
• IWAR Commissioner (2015-present)
What: Entering wrestlers put in 4 person pools per league. They compete in 3 matches over 9 weeks. Each win =
3pts, a tie = 1pt each and 0 points for a loss. The top 16 scorers advance to knockout tourney based on points earned.
Prizes: The four finalists all win one year of Free Battle Royal entries in their league. The overall winner earns half
the entry fees and an IWAR World championship match at Wrestlerama 11.
Entry Fee: $1.00 per wrestler Match ups: round 1 (AvB, CvD) round 2 (AvD, BvC), round 3 (AvC, BvD)
Example: Wrestler A defeats Wrestler B by 5pts. Wrestler A has 3pts for the win with 5pts towards tie breakers.
What: Entering teams put in 4 team pools per league. They compete in 3 matches over 9 weeks. Each win = 3pts, a tie =
1pt each and 0 points for a loss. The top 16 scorers advance to knockout tourney based on points earned.
Prizes: The two finalists win one year of Free Tag Team & TV Tag Team title shots. The overall winner earns half the entry
fees and an IWAR World Tag Team championship match at Wrestlerama 11.
Entry Fee: $3.00 per team
Match ups: round 1 (AvB, CvD) round 2 (AvD, BvC), round 3 (AvC, BvD)
What: All teams be placed into a single elimination interleague tournament. Tie will result in a triple threat match the next
round between the teams.
Prizes: The two teams that reach the finals will each earn 20 Free Matches and $5.00 each in IWA Credit, but the overall
winners will be named the first ever IWAR World Six-man champions.
Entry Fee: $2.00 per team
THE VON SNAPP FAMILY
BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER
KONIK, CC WALDORFF & F. STATLER
BLANK & BIG BLANKS 1 & 2
THE PATRIOT,BA. FOX & ALPHAMALE XD
BULL MAN, DR. VICTORY & DR. ARES
JOHNY VEGAS,MARK MALICE & VIC VILLAIN
JANE RED & THE FOX BROTHERS
A CA$H, FATTY & LUTHOR ALEXANDER
AGENT 26, PR MIKE & PATRICK O’MALLEY
DUE TO AN EXTRA TEAM, THE BRL TRIO OF FATTY,
CA$H & LUTHOR WILL FACE TWO TEAMS IN ROUND 1.
GL SHADOWS,SASQUATCH & EL BARBARO
T DIME, N ROCK & B MOON
FLS, DPFS & FL SLOBBERKNOCKER
B BROWN & PRODUCTS OF ARROGANCE
G SABOSA, J ELECTRIC & PRINCE TON
A CA$H, FATTY & LUTHOR ALEXANDER
A. ATARI, L ALEXANDER & S CHAMBERS
A STYLZ, D MATTHEWS & X XIMINEZ
B ROBERTSON, J CARNAGE & J TOMBSTON
T RGGINS, MAGNUM TL & SENOR LUCHA
The Johnny B. Cup honors the man who founded the IWA in 1987 and started a legacy that is still going thirty years later. In 2014, Johnny Revolution Sr. held set
up a single elimination tournament that featured wrestlers from across the Gold Federation all battle to be the first to hoist up the Johnny B. Cup. In year one,
over 100 wrestlers went at it and in the finals it the man of the people, Senor Lucha (TDL) versus the man of the future, Laser-Tron (CWL). Lucha got the win, but
after the match, Laser-Tron unmasked to reveal himself as the Most Hated man in the IWA, The Arabian Dream Ali Atari! The second Johnny B. Cup featured 64
wrestlers, with a tougher field and bigger match ups and a finals that pitted the rookie upset specialist, Canadian Crusher Jax Molson (NWL) versus the Ethereal
Guardian (CWL). The youngster gave it his all, but in the end, the Ethereal Guardian took the second Johnny B. Cup with the superior ring skills that have made
him the only man to have held the IWAR World championship three times. Now the third Johnny B. Cup is lining up and wrestlers in the IWAR Alliance will slug it
out for the biggest prizes in the IWA. Each league in the IWAR will pit their stars head to head with the winners going to the final four and be sure to root for
your home league’s representative as they will earn one cycle of Free Battle Royal entries for all active wrestlers in their home league. Are you ready to join the
most prestigious event of the year?
ROUND 1 (JULY)
SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT
Underdog Pierpont has to get past
the IWAR World champ if he’s
ROUND 2 (AUG)
ROUND 1 (JULY)
going to get to the finals and earnROUND 2 (AUG)
a title match against SGK.
BAGMAN JIMI HENCHMEN
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H
LUMBERJACK ZACH JAMES
CHIEF BOLD GRAY FOX
THE ENFORCER ERIK DAVIS
BIG BAD BOBBY BEDLAM
GHOST LEE SHADOWS
ARABIAN DREAM ALI ATARI
PRIME TIME ALEX STYLZ
EQUALIZER MARLON BRIGGS
THE GREAT DAVID
EXTREME XAVIER XIMINEZ
SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT
SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT (496)
THE ENFORCER ERIK DAVIS (494)
THE LEATHERMAN (491)
CLARK PIERPONT (498)
Can the rookie take
down one of the
biggest names in the
IWA or will Konik’s
march to the finals
VICTOR VON SNAPP
HIGHLIGHT JOHNY VEGAS
BLACK BELT JONES
BIG BLANK #2
CAN. CRUSHER JAX MOLSON
JANE THE VIXEN RED
BIG BAD RED FOX
THE FRANCHISE RED RUDE
BIG BLANK #2
BIG BLANK #1
BIG BLANK #2
CARLTON C. WALDORFF
BARRY U-S-A STEVENS
THE GREAT DAVID (495)
FRANK LEATHERMAN SNOW
PUNK ROCK MIKE
SUPERSTAR RICK RILEY
CREATURE JOHN CAMPBELL
BIG BLANK #1
FLAG MATCH: CANADIAN NATION VS. LATIN
RANDY THE RAMM & LUMBERJACK ZACH JAMES
KING FERDINAND & QUEEN ISABELLA
Jim Bossy here fans with my pal Shooter Simmons to cover this interesting match billed as flag match between Canada and Spain. What do you thinnk Shooter?
Shooter: Well whats really strange yo!! is that Ramm and James are not Canadians but they are here to represent the Canadian Nation? Ramm is not even a member of the nation
but as of late has aligned with them to fight many forces of evil here in the BRL.
Jim Bossy: So this is a flag match and both teams flags will hang above the ring. The only wayto win is to climb a 15 foot ladder and retrieve the other teams flag. Once you win you
then have permission to disgrace the other teams flag. Lets get to the action.
Shooter: Here comes The Latins....Isabella and Ferdanand riding to the ring on thrones with royal subjects carrying them. The crowd boo's and is throwing trash at them. They climb
into the ring and look up at their flag and salute their country.
Jim Bossy: And here comes Zach James and Randy the Ramm out to the roar of the fans. They look very intense and ready for a fight. They get half way down the isle and run into
the ring and attack the Latins before the bell rings!!!!Here we go!!!!
Shooter: All four wrestlers are trading punches and this is getting out of control fast. Ramm throws Isabella out of the ring and then he grabs the ladder and slides it into the ring to
James. Ramm continues to work on Isabella outside the ring and he whips it!!! into the ring barrier!!! OH MY!!!!
Jim Bossy: James delivers a slingshot suplex to the King!!! and he sets up the ladder. He gets half way up the ladder when but the King is right behind him holding his feet. The King
climbs up and both James and the king are fighting on the one side of the ladder. Oh No!!!!!!!!!!The ladder tips over and both men fly outside of the ring through a table!!!!!
Shooter: Ramm throws Isabella back in the ring, he goes for the irish whip....its a leap frog.....drop down....SUPERKICK!!!!by Randy the Ramm, Isabella is down. He grabs the
ladder and starts up to get the flag. Wait a minute...Ramm jumps off the top of the ladder with a five star frog splash on the Queen!!!! James and King Ferdanand slowly get back
into the ring.
Jim Bossy: Queen Isabella crawls back to the corner and James is in his corner. Ramm picks up the King and sets him on the turnbuckle. The King delivers punches to Ramm and
pushes him off the ropes to the canvas!!! King Ferdanand flys off with a big elbow and now he's got Ramm in a Boston Crab. But there is no submissions here, he's gotta get the
flag!!! The King lets go of the Crab and gets the ladder. The King is going for the flag!!! He's almost to the top!!!here comes Zach James and he is going up the ladder after the King..
Queen Isabella is going up the other side!!! and Ramm goes up the ladder behind the Queen!!! All four wrestlers are on this ladder!!!
Shooter: King Ferdaand reaches out to grab te Canadian Flag!!!but James hits him in the Ding!!!Ding!!! with a low blow. The King falls from the top to the Canvas. Ramm gets under
the Queen and has her on his shoulder and pushes her higher up the ladder. James climbs up and grabs the spanish flag!!!Its over!!!! but wait!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!James
clotheslines the Queen off the shoulders of the Ramm.....The Latins have Lost!!!! and their bodies lay helpless on the ring canvas.
Jim Bossy: Here comes Jax and Gunner Molson with Coach Dillon down to the ring. They discard the King and Queen to the floor outside the ring and lay out the spain flag in the
middle. Jax, Gunner, Zach and Randy along with the coach stand around the flag and all four of them pull out a combonation of maple syrup and Molson Ice beer and they proceed
to dump it all over the spanish flag! They High five as the fans cheer. Canadian Nation proves once again they are a force in the BRL. It's back to the drawing board for the Latins!
F. L. SLOBBERKNOCKER Vs.
Shooter-- Jimbo, Temperature outside might be cold but this match is gonna be HOT!!!!
Bossy--- Slobberknocker doesn't wait for the ref. to get things started and takes the fight right to the D.O.D''s Luchador with a early kimura lock attempt. El Barbaro is able to slip out
of it, and gives Slobberknocker a spinning powerslam with a ground and pound attack.
Shooter--- Yo, I've said it before, this El Barbaro kat is a real talent.
Bossy--- EL BARBARO goes for the pin .One...two...Slobberknocker kicks out! Back and forth action Ladies and Gentlemen .They ate trading chops to the oohs and ahhs of the
crowd..Superkick from El Barbaro, but Slobberknocker catches his leg and hits up a pop-up powerbomb. He then goes for the pin, bit El Barbaro kicks out.
Shooter--- Look at what we have here Jumbo, Ghost Lee Shadows has come down to ringside. He's one freaky dude.
Bossy--- Slobberknocker is going to the ropes and is yelling at Shadows, He had better keep his attention on this match. El Barbaro is coming up behind him. Oh! he hits him with
his Vote Trump Rollup. One...Two... Three....El Barbaro Wins ! He rolls out of the ring, He and Ghost Lee Shadows are taunting Slobberknocker as they retreat up the ramp.
Shooter--- Slobberknocker is livid!
NO DISQUALIFICATION - LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
FATTY THE BUTCHER Vs.
Jim Bossy- The animosity between Agent 26’s Suburban Hell Savages and Blood Money’s Fatty the Butcher began when it was revealed that Fatty and Adam Ca$h were behind
the attacks that took out Jimmy North and then escalated at the Ladder Match Battle Royal during Imagibash when Fatty took out 26 with a brutal big splash to the floor. Ever since,
Agent’s been looking for revenge. The fans welcomed Agent 26 and he is ready to strike as Fatty comes out to boos from the fans who used to love him so much.
Shooter- Whoa! Fatty barely started to the ring before he gets tackled by Agent 26! They are battling from the start Jimbo, looks like 26 gonna get his,
Bossy- Fatty is absorbing those blows and meanwhile slipping a hand into those XXXXL jogging pants and he pulls out a tube of Ben Gay? What in the world is he, oh NO! He
squirts it right into the eyes of Agent 26! Good Lord, he can’t see! Fatty rams 26 into the railing and hoists 26 up and drops him ribcage first onto the railing. Word around the
office was that his ribs had healed, but it doesn’t look good here. 26 catches his breath and fires off a few elbows to Fatty’s jaw and the fans roar their approval. He may not be able
to see, but 26’s unloading on the Butcher as he takes a chair from a fan and hammers Fatty across the shoulders with it. When you think about the way Blood Money cost his that
shot at the IWAR World title, it may take 20 shot to get some pay back, but hold on, Fatty is reaching into his pants again? Agent raises the chair again, but Fatty lunges and takes
him down. They are battling for control but Fatty’s 400 pound plus girth is making it hard for 26 to escape. Hold on, Fatty rolls off and 26 goes to get up, but he can’t? What in the?
Shooter- Yo, I don’t believe this, but Agent 26 is stuck to the floor! Fatty’s gesturing for the referee to count. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5.. 6.. 7… 8… 9… 10! Fatty wins this one, but how?
Bossy- Indeed he does and Fatty is holding a bottle of Gorilla Glue! Maw Gawd, he glued him to the floor! EMTs are coming in to assist, but this one is over!
MUD PIT MATCH
JANE THE VIXEN RED Vs. SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT
Bossy- Catfish Rob demanded this match and despite the full night, Sir Gunter agreed to it. Jane is posing for the fans in front of the Mud Pit and she hasn’t figured out that the
cheers are mostly because of Kinderwacht has walked in behind her. He looks at the ref and asks for the bell, there it is, Jane seems surprised and Gunter shoves her in!
Simmons- Just like that, Sir Gunter wins! Catfish Rob is screaming at the ref, he’s outraged and now he yells at Sir Gunter. Oh, that is not a good idea.
Bossy- Sir Gunter looks to the fans, listen to those cheers, and they get even louder as SGK shoves Catfish Rob into the mud put along with his star pupil! The fans are having a
good laugh at the expense of Catfish Rob. He is furious and I’d hazard a guess that we haven’t heard the last of this feud.
BEST OF SEVEN SERIES: MATCH 6 LAST MAN STANDING
THE SASKATCHEWAN SASQUATCH
Vs. CHIEF BOLD GRAY FOX
Jim Bossy--- This next match is one of the most anticipated matches of the night, match #6 of the best of seven series. The Saskatchewan Sasquatch has a 3-2 lead going into
this last man standing match , but Chief Bold Gray Fox has vowed its not over yet..
Shooter-- That's right Jumbo, there's no love lost between these two D.O.D team mates These cats have had one of the most bloodiest feuds that we've seen in years.
Jim-- They start off with a slug fest in the center of the ring. It looks like The Chief is stunned by those big shots. Sasquatch gives him a chair shot to the head. Chief rolls out to
recover on floor. Sasquatch goes out after him, and they trade chair shots to the head. Both of them climb up on to the barricade . Sasquatch armdrags Chief to the second row!
Shooter-- the ref. get the action back into the ring. Yo, what da heck is Chief doing Jumbo?
Jim-- He's wrapping his arm in barbed wire. He clotheslines Sasquatch back out of the ring with that wrapped arm. Chief sets up a table on the barricade. He lays Squatch on top
of it and follows with a tope to drive Squatch through the table. Chief gets back in the ring as the ref. starts to count.
Shooter-- Sasquatch beets the count and lands some heavy chair shots to the chiefs wrapped arm. Chief comes back with a fork to make Squatch bleed. This match is just brutal
!! Chief graves a trash can and SLA!s Squatch with it several times. He places Squatches limp body over the can.
Shooter-- that crazy Chief is wrapping his whole body with barbed wire. He does a splash off the top rope. Both of them are tangled in the wire . The ref has started counting. The
chief is up!! Sasquatch is still tangled and can't stand. The chief has Won!! This series is all even at three.
Jim-- the ring is a bloody mess , we're going to have to take a break to change the mat before our next match...
BARBED WIRE / FIRE BUCKET TAG TEAM MATCH
LEATHER BRIGADE: FRANK LEATHERMAN SNOW
THE MOONSHINERS: ELIJAH THE MOUNTAIN
& DARK PHOENIX F.S.
MAN & WILLIE THE WILD WOODSMAN
Shooter Simmons and Jim Bossy here fans as the BRL is about to bring back an old Japanese favorite.....The Barbed wire fire bucket match. The ropes have been removed and
barbed wire in their place and hanging on the wire in various places is metal buckets that have explosive material inside and will blow if the bucket is shaken to hard. This is a very
dangerous match. Lets get to it.
Jim Bossy: to the music of Dueling Banjos....here comes the Moonshiners....Elijah the Mountain Man and Willie the Wild Woodman. They are smiling and chewing a mouthful of
tobacco thats running down their chins onto their chest and stomachs....sick!!!!
Shooter: Next out is the Legend himself Frank Leatherman Snow and with him Dark Pheonix FS. This fued has been crazy and Frank Snow is ready to end it. There is no doubt
someone is gonna get hurt today!!!
Jim Bossy: All men are in the ring and before the bell starts their off and fighting....they could not wait....there goes the bell....Trading punches Elijah and Frank Snow are fighting like
cats and dogs. they are being cautious not to back into that barbed wire as it will cut you up quick. Snow gets Elijah in the corner and starts slamming Elijah’s head into the
turnbuckle as the crowd counts to ten. Elijah stumbles out into the middle of the ring and falls face first. Snow Tags in Phoenix as he starts stomping Elijah who is trying to get to tag
Willie. Frank Snow trys to come into the ring but the ref stops him and Willie sneak attacks Pheonix with a big bot to the face!!!
Shooter: Willie takes over on Phoenix and has him in a chin lock. Pheonix escapes the chin lock and reverses iton Willie. Both men are attempting to whip each other into the barbed
wire.....and there goes Willie right into the wire, he's is cut open and Pheonix is rubbing his wounds into the nasty barbed wire. Willie was close to one of those buckets but so far no
explosion. Pheonix tags in Frank Snow. Snow takes over on the bloody Willie!!! Oh my Willie just gave Frank Snow a low blow and pulled him into the barbed wire. Snow and Willie
are rolling down the wire throwing punches and getting cut up along the way. OH GAWD!!!! they hit one of those buckets and it exploded!!! both men were blown across the ring!!!
and they are down!
Jim Bossy: Snow and Willie are burnt and bleeding!!! Willie crawls over to a fresh Elijah and makes the tag. Snow tries to d the same but Elijah cuts him off!!! Elijah has snow down
on his back and is delvering fists of fury to snows face!!! Snow has a crimson mask of blood on his face and Elijah stands up and yells D........O.......D......Rules!!!!! Snow catches
Elijah wasting time and when he spins around Snow hits Elijah with an uppercut to the jaw...A stumbling Snow picks up Elijah and whips him right into one of those
buckets........BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT's a massacre!!!!!Elijah is burnt and his pants are on fire as Willie runs into to put out the flames. Snow Tags Dark Pheonix!!
Shooter: Pheonix comes in and grabs Willie and tosses him into the barbed wire head first.....OH NO!!!!! Willie's head is twisted and tangled in the barbed wire ropes, his head is
trapped. Elijah is still down and Frank Snow is bleeding on the apron.....Pheonix is in the best shapeout of the four right now. He grabs a chair and is walking toward the trapped
Willie.....OH MY GAWD!!! No ....He hit Willie in the head with that chair and he popped out of the barbed wire and fell to the floor outside the ring...there's squirting blood...
Jim Bossy: Look Shooter...Willies Ear got ripped off and is hanging on the barbed wire ropes!!! People are losing body parts here!!! STOP THIS NOW!!!!
Snow and Pheonix take over and deliver a double choke slam to Elijah, he has to be done. Snow covers him.....1.......2.....He's kicks out at the last second!!!there's alot of fight in
that hillbilly left. Willie is outside the ring and has wrapped something around his bleeding head. He climbs up onthe apron and takes his ear off the wire and puts it in his pocket!!!
Shooter: Elijah is trying to fight back but Snow has the momentum. Wait....Willie just climbed back up and grabbed one of those fire buckets.........KA>>>>BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH
DEAR MARY MOTHER!!!! he threw the bucket and hit Dark Pheonix in the back and the bucket exploded.......everyone goes flying, but wait Snow landed on top of Elijah!!!! The ref
is counting...1.......2......3......Snow and Pheonix win.....and Willie did not only lose the match but he lost an ear as well.....This should be illegal!!!
IWAR WORLD TAG TEAM MATCH
BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER:
SILVERBACK JACK & BLACK PREDATOR
GOOF BALL PIPER MONROE & MARCUS MONROE
JB: Ok Next up is the IWAR Tag Team titles, where the Monroe’s The NWL National Tag team Champions take on #Black Wrestlers Matter’s Silver
Back Jack and The Black Predator. SS: The Monroe’s have been a tear in NWL as of late, I wonder how they game planed for much more
experienced #BWM. JB: There going to have to stick and move and use their speed. Cause if Silver Jack or The Black Predator catch them. It
could be over really quick! SS: Piper Monroe and Black Predator start off. Piper is using his speed to get and early advantage. JB: Piper looking
real good, Black predator is frustrated. Piper makes the tag to Marcus. SS: Marcus goes for a flying body press and Predator moves out of way. JB:
Marcus goes over the tope rope and hits the floor hard. Predator tags in Silverback Jack. SS: It think Jack is strongest wrestlers in IWAR. Marcus
climbs back in a gets head almost ripped off with a massive clothesline. JB: Marcus is going up. Press Slam! Fast ride bad landing. SS: Marcus is
getting pummeled. BWM are tagging in and out like a welled oil machine. JB: They beating Marcus like a government mule. SS: Black Predator is
going to the top. JB: Predator missed it he missed a big splash. SS: Marcus is doing everything he can to make the tag. JB: It’s race to see who is
going to tag the first. SS: Predator makes the tag, Sliverback is rushing over. JB. Marcus makes the tag! Marcus makes the tag! SS: Marcus is
house of fire. BWM are getting overwhelmed. JB: Big body slam on Silverback by Marcus what a show a strength. SS: Marcus tries to send
Silverback into the corner but Jack reverse it. JB: Jack splashes him in corner. Marcus Monroe was just Shot in the Back 1,2,3 SS: It’s all over the
Monroe gave a good effort not good enough!
EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
BLACK SUPERSTAR BOBBY BEDLEM, RUFFNECK NICKY
ROCK, MR. 187 TONY DIME, & BAGMAN JIMI HENCHMEN
SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT, SUPERSTAR RICK RILEY
PUNK ROCK MIKE & AGENT 26
Bossy- Well I can tell you this fans, Noble House has done a lot of talking and tonight we will all see if they can back it up. Bedlam told me early tonight they
have a surprise in store that will give Noble House the win. Gunter and 26 have seen action earlier tonight so the team will lean on PRM as Rick isn’t here yet.
Simmons- Where is he? What’d he do? Take extra time to load up his special ‘orthopedic’ braces that we all know the long time veteran uses to ‘bend’ the rules.
Bossy- Bend is being generous, Noble House attacks the other team as a group to use their numbers advantage and they are in control. Ref Willy Pinnemm
restores order and Mike is trying his best, but the Global champion is outgunned here. Nicky and Tony use their teamwork to keep control, but Jimi tags in and
levels Mike, covers, 1.. 2… NO! The fans, wait, that’s Superstar Rick Riley’s music! He steps out of the entrance and good lord, he is a bloody mess as he staggers
down to the ring. Mike is looking for a tag and uh oh, Rick tags in looking for revenge, but he gets blindsided by Bedlam. Bobby wastes not time hitting the
Deathroll Slam on the battered Superstar. He covers for the 1… 2… 3! Noble House wins! Coming to the ring is Bad Moon Rising, I bet he attacked Rick!
CANADIAN STRAP TAG TEAM MATCH (with 500,000 Thumbtacks on the mat!)
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H & FATTY THE BUTCHER
CANADIAN NATION: CANADIAN HAMMER GUNNER
MOLSON & CANADIAN CRUSHER JAX MOLSON
Sue Plexx: Fans, This could possibly be one of the most brutal matches of the year. Its the dreaded Canadian Strap match where two teams, the Canadian Nation Jax and Gunner
Molson will seek retribution for the crimes committed by Hot Stuff Adam Cash and Fatty the Butcher. In this match each man will have a 5 foot leather strap attached to his wrist to
be used only to whip the other opponent into submission. There will also be sheet pans laying inand around the ring filled with Maple Syrup and thumb tacks. The only way to win
this match is by submission, so that means any of these men have to tap out, say I quit or be counted out by a ko style ten count. This match is not about pins at all. Its pure pain
and suffering. So lets get to the action.
Shooter: Ok fans here comes The team of Adam Cash and Fatty the Butcher down the isle as the fans boo them. They get in the ring with a determined look on their face and the
ref is attaching the individual straps on their wrists.
Jim Bossy: Yeah shooter, the scene around the ring is crazy as those sheets of thumb tacks and syrup look intimidating to say the least. Ok, here comes the Molson Brothers Jax
and Gunner. They are ready and determined as well to finish off the Butcher and Cash for what they did to former BRL star Jimmy North. The talking is over and its all physical now!!
Shooter: All four men are now strapped up and there is no tagging in this match, so when the bell rings its four men beating each others asses!!! (The Bell Rings).
Jim Bossy: and there they go.....Jax jumps across the ring and is whipping Cash across the back!!!! Look at the welts already, Cash dives to the outside and Jax Molson follows him
and now there whipping each other back and forth and the fans are loving it!!!
Shooter: Back in the ring, Fatty the Butcher caught Gunner with an uppercut and is choking him on the mat with that strap. A struggling Gunner reaches out and grabs oneof those
pans full of tacks and syrup!!! OH MY GAWD!!!! Gunner busted Butcher in the forehead with the pan!! There is syrup dripping off Fattys face and thumb tacks sticking in his
nose....Its messy and sick!!!
Jim Bossy: Back on the outside, Cash takes over on Jax whipping him into the ring barrier two times. Cash picks up Jax....OH No!!! He suplexed him into another one of those pans
of tacks and syrup!!! The front row got splashed with maple syrup but they ae chanting "This is Awesome"!!!!Jax has a back full of tacks!!! and he is bleeding badly from his back!!
Shooter: Gunner picks up Fatty and throws him out of the ring on top of Adam Cash. As both men get up....Here comes Gunner...and he dives through the ropes and all three men
are down. Jax comes over and Gunner gets up. They sandwich Cash and Butcher on one side of the ring.....And they similtaniousely start whipping both men with those straps.
There taking Butcher and Cash to the wood shed!!! All four men are bleeding from the back and blood is running down their bodies....This is insane.
Jim Bossy: Wait a minute butcher and Cash just threw some of that syrup in both Jax and Gunners eyes....they are blinded by their home countrys national juices!!!! Cash and
butcher throw them back in the ring and beat both men all over their bodies....now they are returning the whoopin !!! and it looks bad for the fan favorites from Canada!!! Cash and
Butcher toss Jax and Gunner into the isle way and celebrate in the ring. Wait here comes Coach Dillon!!! He is helping Jax and Gunner up....He wipes their eyes and starts wrapping
athletic tape and cloth around their hands and forarms. Whats he doing??? oh my they dipped their taped hands in the maple syrup and tacks and now their hands are weapons!!!!!
Shooter: Here comes Cash and Butcher but Jax and Gunner start delivering grusome punches to the forheads and bodies of Cash and Butcher !!!!Its an instant blood bath. The
Molson Brother get the action back in the ring and hit a series of technical moves!!! as the fans cheer "This is Wrestling" !!!!!! The Nation is back on top and need to finish this match.
Gunner now starts beating Cash one whack after another and yelling at him to say "I Quit"....Cash is reeling in pain but keeps cursing at Gunner and won't quit!!!! Jax has Butcher in
a Camel Clutch and is choking him out with the strap...The referee counts as Butcher is out cold now!!! 1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....7....8.....9..............Butcher moves and crawls to
the ropes. Who is that coming down to ringside??? Its Queen Isabella???? What is she doing??
Jim Bossy: She is taunting Jax and Gunner and drawing their attention!!! Oh wait Cash and Butcher are behind the Molson Brothers!!!!They turn around to a double DDT right into a
bed of thumbtacks and syrup!!! they are out cold!!! Cash and Butcher tell the ref to count.....1.....2.....3.....4......5....6....7......8...
Coach Dillon runs in the ring and shakes Jax and Gunner before the ref reaches 10 but now he has to pay the price as Adam Cash just superkicked Coach Dillon and starts whipping
him until he rolls out of the ring.
Shooter: Meanwhile back in the ring Jax wraps the strap around Butchers throat and makes it worse by putting him in a crippler crossface. Butcher is about to tap....Wait a minute
Queen Isabella slides in the ring...what’s in her hands?? Oh.... Oh no..... She threw a fireball in Jax Molson’s face....he's burnt!!!and rolling in pain. Fatty starts whipping him and
the ref asks Jax if he wants to quit.....Jax taps!!!!! He taps out.....the pain is too much....we need medical attention....This match is over but there is blood syrup and bodies
everywhere. Isabella takes off through the crowd as Gunner checks on his brother and EMTs rush into the ring. I haven’t seen a scene this ugly since my lady came home earlyBossy: This is serious. Jax is badly burned and Gunner is, hit with a $uperkick! NOOO! Fatty hits a top rope splash and smushes the double champion. Adam wants a mic.
Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h: Earlier, these jerks forced all of us to endure the Canadian National anthem because those cross-dressing wierdos couldn’t get the job done and it got us
thinking. It isn’t very fair to the rest of us to have to listen to Canada’s anthem, which is just a bunch of farts sounds. We won’t play the U.S. national anthem, because then we’d
have everyone kneeling and we’d all end up on the news, and what we are going to do here is punish you and all of these stupid fans. Fatty, hit this jerk with a chair!
Bossy: Maw Gawd! Gunner is up to one knee and Fatty breaks the chair over his head! Fatty’s challenging him for that Canadian title in a few nights, and this is- wait, charging to
the ring is Lumberjack Zach James! He whales away on Adam, but look out, Fatty has that tube of Ben Gay and rubs it into Zach’s eyes! He can’t see! Adam kicks him in the
groin and Hits the Jackpot DDT right onto the thumbtacks! Maw Gawd, both men have tacks in their bodies! Adam and Fatty tie both Gunner and Zach to top turnbuckles with the
leather straps and now, oh no, don’t do this. Jax is strapped into the back board and Fatty leaps and squashes Jax! Now they yank him up and lean him, still strapped into the
board to the third corner. Wait, charging toward the ring is Randy the Ramm, but Blood Money is ready for him and overwhelm him. Fatty hits a Belly to Belly suplex and Randy
writhes in pain as the thumbtacks sink into his flesh. This is a disgusting scene, as the ring runs red with blood, Fatty kneels on Randy’s throat, he’s turning blue! Maw Gawd!
Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h: We can destroy the Canadian Nation right now, but first, all of you’ll listen to our pal, Luthor Alexander’s Russian National anthem! So PLAY IT!
Bossy: This is disgraceful, wait. “There goes my Hero!” by the Foo Fighters? It can’t be, as walking out of the entrance is maw Gawd, it’s JIMMY NORTH! HOLY @#$% These
fans just lost their minds and Blood Money looks stunned as the man whose career we all thought they had ended has come back from the dead! North slides in the ring and
dropkicks Fatty so hard it sends him out of the ring. Ca$h clears out of the ring as Jimmy North frees his friends and Canadian Nation stands tall as Blood Money retreat to the back.
Jimmy North: I’M BACK!
GHOST LEE SHADOWS
Bossy- It has been a long road to get here, but once Senor Lucha realized that the new mask, the one he thought came from a Mexican Orphanage, that seemed
to grant his fragile body and spiraling career new life. A new life that saw the man who always fought with honor grow more violent a and that mean streak
helped him defeat Sir Gunter for the Global title, but when he faced his next challenger, Ghost Lee Shadows, who revealed that is was actually he, who sent the
mask and that this new life was due to the sinister magic Shadows employs. Lucha has vowed to use the dark magic against Shadows tonight in this casket
match. Their entrances could not be more different, Shadows entering through clouds of fog, while Lucha makes his way through the stands, greeting the fans
with hugs and handshakes. Shadows caresses the casket here at ringside and opens it as Lucha climbs over the ringside barrier as the two stare each other down.
Shooter: The ring is surrounded by eerie fog! I get that Lucha wants to use the dark side of the force against it’s creator but it never works. I’m just sayin’ Get it?
Bossy: No. Lucha and Shadows exchange punches and battle around the casket. Lucha ducks under a clothesline, spins and hits a Million Peso Knee Lift that
send Shadows into the casket! Maw Gawd, he may win it right here, he reaches for the lid, but Shadows holds it open then barks something out and Lucha
clutches his mask in pain! Shadows gets out of the casket and repeats that word and Lucha falls to the floor in pain! Good lord, what type of black magic is this?
Shooter: Yo, Lucha’s in agonizing pain and Shadows picks up and tries to shove Senor Lucha in, but he ain’t goin’ easy. C’mon Lucha! Don’t give up!
Bossy: The fans are chanting for Lucha, but Shadows repeats the word and Lucha falters and Shadows smashes the lid down across the man of the people’s
head! He locks on the Ghostly Grasp! Lucha is fading and Shadows hoists him up, shoves him into the casket and closes the lid! Ghost Lee Shadows has won and
the thick fog around the ring takes on an sinister red hue. Look out Shooter, he’s coming this way. He wants a microphone. What does he want to say?
Ghost Lee Shadows: There lies Senor Lucha. My offer: reject my gift and suffer… or accept it and thrive as a member of my Disciples of Doom! What will it be?
IWAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT ©
JB: The IWAR Championship Match is next Black Predator taking on Sir Gunter for the belt!
SS: Predator must be tire he already defended The IWAR Tag Titles.
JB: Gunter is in waiting in the ring waiting for Predator
SS: Predator jumps Gunter from behind, Gunter doesn’t look happy.
JB: Gunter grabs Predator by the throat and choke slams him.
SS: Predator gets crushed by the German hammer 1,2,3 it’s all over!
RUSSIAN DEATH MATCH
SS: This is Samantha Solie reporting from Karabash, Russia. I’m here with a camera crew and that’s it no BRL officials or referee’s. We are out here alone. I have a hard time
describing the scene. This building it is old and falling apart. Before the cameras started to roll. That scum Luthor Alexander bought Terrible Ted the Wrestling Bear out and threw
him in the pool that has piranhas and electric eels in it and I’m sad to report that there is nothing left of Ted the Wrestling Bear. The ring is located in the center of this huge pool. As
I stated before the pool his filled with piranhas and electric eels. The ring is surrounded with a steel cage that is electrified and wrapped in barb wire. The corners have boards
wrapped in barb wire that is wired to c4 explosives. The ring mat is cover in broken glass and there are various weapons placed all around the ring.
SS: Ok we are ready to go! God help us. Rude Doodie and Alexander enter their respective motorized rafts and make the way to the ring. Here we go doodie and Luthor and trading
rights hands it looks like a damn hockey fight. Rude Doodie gets the advantage by throwing freedom powder in Luthor’s face. Rude put brass knuckles on both his fist and goes to
town on Luthor face. Doodie get Luthor up in a power bomb and tosses him in the corner and its explodes. Rude picks up a 2x4 wrapped in barb wire and beats Luthor half to death.
Rude breaks the 2x4 over Luthor’s back. Doodie grabs the broken piece of wood and starts ripping apart Luthor’s chest. Rude picks a chair and charges at Luthor and Alexander
back body drops Rude into the electric cage. He follows up with a Superkick. Luthor grabs some barbed wire and starts ripping apart his back. A big Body Slam. Don’t forget folks
that the mat is covered in broken glass. Luthor gets Rude in the Oxygen Destroyer. Luthor climbs on Doodie black but Rude backs into the corner and its explodes. Both men are
bleeding from everywhere and there burn all over their bodies. Both men are on their feet. Rude hits a Back Drop Driver, followed by a Tiger Driver. He follows up with a Burning
Hammer and lastly he hits a Psycho Driver. Rude Stewed, Rude Stewed ! Luthor’s not moving. Rude Doodie has just finished Luthor Alexander off. Wait! What the hell is that, it’s
coming from underneath the ring. It Jimi Henchmen! He picks up a barb wire bat and he smashes Rude in the back of the head, the bat got struck in Rude’s head. Jimi pulls the bat
out and blood is pouring out. What the hell he going in his pocket for? It’s a plastic bag and he put it over Doodie’s head. He’s suffocating him! My god Rude Doodie not moving.
Henchman picks Rude Doodie and hits a Tombstone Piledriver on top of cinderblock cracking it in two. Luthor finally makes it to his feet. Jimi picks up Rude’s limp body. Luthor
picks up a brick and he smashes it Rude in face. Luthor picks up Rude and get him a Powerbomb. Luthor is running toward cage. Oh my god Luthor Powerbombs through the cage.
Rude’s in the pool with the piranhas. My god Rude Doodie is dead! Jimi Henchman and Luthor Alexander celebrate in the ring and they start to get in there rafts to get out of the
pool. Someone get Rude Doodie out of the damn pool! Thank god an ambulance. Please help, we have to save Rude Doodie. Phantom Striker! You’re not a paramedic.
PS: Wow your smart!
SS: I hate you son of…
PS: Shut the hell before I grab you by the… There he is The world greatest wrestler Luthor Alexander! Let me help you up boss!
SS: What the hell, Rude Doodie jumps up from the pool. He’s trying to pull Luthor in the water with the piranhas. Striker takes his shock stick and shocks the hell out of Rude
Doodie. Striker and Henchman pull both men out of the pool. Doodie not moving!
PS: Luthor do you want us to leave Rude in a dumpster out back?
LA: No! No! take him home. So he can live the rest of life knowing that I’m better than him!
PS: Hey boss do you want to the hospital?
LA: Are you hungry? I want taco’s?
PS: I think you should go to hospital.
LA: No let’s get tacos. Sam you coming?
SS: Luthor you are a despicable human being! I hope you choke on those taco’s. Let’s go back to the arena.
TRIPLE CROWN CHALLENGE
195 FREE BRL MATCHES
Win League, Tag & Six-man
Last- 2004, #279 RASMUTH RAGE
MOST BRL LEAGUE TITLES WON
10- Frank Leatherman Snow
9 – Stone Barrington
8- Sir Gunter Kinderwacht
7- Legendary Eddie Sweat
THE IWA’S LONGEST RUNNING LEAGUE
- Since 1985
THE NORTHSTAR SHINES AGAIN!
Jimmy North came to the BRL as one of the most popular wrestlers in NWL history and the BRL
fans embraced this straight talking youngster. His rise to fame also drew the ire of Hot $tuff
Adam Ca$h who felt North was stealing the spotlight he felt he deserved and when North was
found unconscious beaten so severely IWAR’s Medical Team didn’t think he’d ever walk without
a cane, let along get back in the ring. His best friend, Lumberjack Zach James was on the hunt to
find who was behind the attack and was the victim of a sneak attack that stunned the fans.
At Autumn Anarchy 6, just as Blood Money was ready to take out members of Canadian
Nation, the Foo Fighters “There goes my hero” shocked the fans who shook the arena with their
cheers as Jimmy North walked onto the stage. After chasing off Blood Money, Jimmy North took
the microphone and paused to soak in the cheers before delivering a simple message, “I’m back!”
SIR GUNTER LOCKS UP 8TH REIGN
Sometimes we can forget just how
good Kinderwacht really is, but he
reminded more than 44,000 thrilled
fans at Manning Bowl in Lynn, MA
when he was able to capture the BRL
title it for the 8th time. He was
always good, but once he embraced
the fans, he has never been better.
ELIJAH CLIMBS MT. WINS MITB 8
Todd Challenger’s departure left just
Frank Leatherman Snow, Elijah the
Mountain Man and newcomer
Ayisha who was out early with a
back injury. The fight got so violent
that the ladder became slippery
from the bloodshed and the
Leatherman slipped while Elijah held
on to grab the briefcase and win.
BEST OF SEVEN SERIES 3 [Series tied, 3-3!!!!!]
VS. CHIEF BOLD GRAY FOX
Rd1- S.S. by 4 (1-0), First Blood
Rd2- S.S. by 6 (2-0), Chain match
Rd3- CBGF by 6 (2-1) Steel Cage
Rd4- CBGF by 2 (2-2) Strap match
Rd5- S.S. by 9 (3-2) Lumberjack
Rd6- CBGF by 6 (3-3) KO Match
An IWAR title shot to the winner!
FROM THE DESK OF THE BRL G.M.
Greetings fans. The action is picking up and I am proud
to say that we have signed more talent to the already
loaded BRL roster. Welcome to the trio of Shocker
Jimmy Electric, Gran Sabosa and a man who is bigger
than Fatty the Butcher, Prince Ton… Another welcome
to Wild Man Jack Spade, Dirty Dave Taylor and Rugged
Rick Ross who wasted no time grabbing the Atlantic
title… You may have noticed the return of Patrick
O’Malley who has reunited with the Suburban Hell
Savages who he teamed with in the ASL… I can also
announce that we will soon see 2024 Bound for Glory
Series winner, Money Driven Mike Sebastian back in
action again after taking time off due to an injury he
needed surgery for. I wonder if we will see that rivalry
with Adam Ca$h come to fruition? Until next time, S.P.
BRL Rules- 6 Wrestler Limit per mgr, 2-for-$1 Battle Royal deal, Battle Royal win or TV
Title win = 5 Free Matches and No Personal Attacks!
BRL Champs win IWA Credit- BRL champs earn IWA Credit based on the BRL’s activity
and Battle Royal entries. Players have won over $2,000 in the BRL since July of 2012.
5 Free BRL Matches Bonus- TV Champ, Battle Royal winner, Trash Talk Award winner &
Highest Series Scorer on BRL TV each earn 5 Free BRL matches to add to their cycle.
It was win or go home, and
Chief Fox was able to
capitalize on a Sasquatch
mistake to tie the series up at
3-3 and take the series to a
winner-take-all 7th match.
Money in the Bank- The 1st wrestler out of the Battle Royal earns a MITB spot match
with the winner earning a MITB style shot at the BRL Champ they have 4 cycles to use.
BRL Vault- The IWA gives each Commish $50k per cycle in Imagi-Cash and the BRL has
banked it since cycle #400 which means it is now up to$3,900,000…!
We need old BRL bulletins- Our BRL library is missing bulletins from 1985-1987, 19982002, if you have access to them, please contact [email protected]
“ When all is said and done, I’m going to strip that belt off your phantasmal waist and send you back to the netherworld where you belong.”
SUBURBAN HELL SAVAGES: AGENT 26 & PUNK ROCK MIKE - BRL Quote of the Month (earns
5 free BRL matches)
Shooter Simmons began his IWA career back in 2011 as a
writer for the LWL report and gained fame as a color
commentator who didn’t hold back. His habit of telling
inappropriate personal stories charmed the fans but after a
falling out over a contract, he joined the IWAR Network as
Jim Bossy’s co-host. Now he offers his take on the action
packed BRL to keep the fans in the know.
RUDE DOODIE vs. LUTHOR ALEXANDER
Shooter- This long running feud took another violent turn at Autumn Anarchy 6 in that
unforgettable Russian Death match. Doodie said he is entering the IWAR Draft and I can’t
blame him if he wants a change of scenery as his year got even rougher here in the BRL .
DISCIPLES OF DOOM / ELITE MUTINY COALITON vs. LEATHER BRIGADE, STEVE STRYKER
Shooter- Over the years, we’ve seen many different stables try to take out the Leather
Brigade, but we’ve never seen the Leatherman battered and beaten like this… and he almost
lost his eye not too long. That said, look for a big rally by the LB who have a score to settle.
BODACIOUS BIFF BEVERLY vs. SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT
Shooter- Biff had some Visa problems and missed his promo slot, but count me among the
folks who want to see if these two end up teaming or tearing each other apart.
SENOR LUCHA vs. GHOST LEE SHADOWS
Shooter- I knew it! I just knew that new mask Lucha was wearing that seemed to give his
career new life was too good to be true, but I didn’t expect it to come out that Shadows has
the one who sent him the mask! Now he’s offered Lucha a spot in his DoD and after the
brutal beat down Senor suffered at Autumn Anarchy 6, you don’t think he’ll join, do you?
CANADIAN NATION vs. DISCIPLES OF DOOM
Shooter- This feud has been growing, but just when it looked like things were getting very
dark for CN, they began to rally and now it looks like we will see a huge showdown at
Battlecade that may give the fans a reason to cheer if they can take down the DoD.
NOBLE HOUSE vs. SUPERSTAR RICK RILEY, SIR GUNTER, SUBURBAN HELL SAVAGES
Shooter- Noble House has been running their mouths since they arrived and at AA6, in their
biggest match yet, they stepped up their game and took an impressive win. It didn’t help that
Rick Riley wound up in the hospital as a result and they promised that more was coming!
BLOOD MONEY (Ca$h & Fatty) & LUTHOR ALEXANDER vs. CANADIAN NATION
Shooter- I ain’t gonna lie, it looked bad for CN, but when “There Goes My Hero” played and
Jimmy North walked out, man, I get chills just talking about it, we feel the momentum
change. I can’t wait to see Jimmy get his revenge on the guys who took him out. Gunner
Molson will defend the Canadian title against Fatty the Butcher and it’s gonna get nasty!
THE MOONSHINERS (Elijah & Willie) vs. FRANK LEATHERMAN SNOW & DARK PHOENIX FS
Shooter- The fall out from their AA6 match hasn’t settled and the Moonshiners are
demanding a rematch. The Leatherman boasted that they’d be happy to take those DoD
boys behind the woodshed again the same way he’s gonna take down their boss, GLS.
LATIN vs. CANADIAN NATION
Shooter- Our neighbors to the north really took it to Latin in that Flag match at AA6 and
now we have to see how they respond. Will those wackos rebound or fade away?
Shooter- Yo the BRL is so packed full of
action we need a traffic cop. Well get me
a whistle because I’m gonna drop some
knowledge on y’all about what’s up and
what’s going down in the longest running
promotion around… Buckle Up!
MONEY IN THE BANK UPDATE
Shooter- Yo, the process is real simple folks,
the first wrestler tossed out of the Battle Royal
earns a spot in the next Money in the Bank
match. Once we have four entries we will hold
the MITB match. Who ever wins the match will
have a MITB style shot at the BRL Champ they
can use in the next four cycles.
1. Elliot Bonebreak
THE SASKATCHEWAN SASQUATCH
vs. CHIEF BOLD GRAY FOX
Shooter- Yo, I had a feeling these two
would go the distance and here we are at
3-3! The 3rd Best of Seven Series is the
first to reach seven and would any of us
be surprised if these two battled to a
draw? I can’t wait to see this one!
RANDY THE RAMM
Shooter- This is the place where I name
one cat who needs a good dance partner.
Randy’s got the fans but he needs a foe.
SUBURBAN HELL SAVAGES (Agent 27 & PRM) vs. BLOOD MONEY & LUTHOR ALEXANDER
Shooter- We all knew these guys would give us a show and they haven’t let us down. Luthor
gave BM the edge, so SHS gave their ol’ ASL pal a call and now they have Patrick O’Malley to
even the odds. They better hope he can do more than rake leaves to have an impact.
JANE THE VIXEN RED vs. SIR GUNTER KINDERWACHT
Shooter- Sir Gunter is the most powerful man in the IWAR, so it is puzzling why Jane has
made it her personal mission to take him down with sneak attacks and insults.
F.L. SLOBBERKNOCKER vs. EL BARBARO
Shooter- The Submission Match at AA6 saw the scrappy youngster take it to the massive
veteran, but something tells me FL’s gonna strike back in a big, big way.
Money Driven Mike Sebastian
The Extreme Icon Hannibal
The Enforcer Erik Davis
Shooter- My roll call of the kinda cats we
need to hear from. Yo, Mike, you were
huge in MML, what happened to your
series with Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h? SMH
GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES:
GHOST LEE SHADOWS © vs. PUNK ROCK MIKE
Match 1. PRM by 11pts Match 2. PRM by 2pts Match 3. GLS 2pts (PRM wins)
Bossy- Even though IWAR Commissioner, the Teamster said he would strip the
belt from Shadows, Mike said he wanted to wrestle. IN a tight one, Shadows took
the third match, but it wasn’t enough to overcome the series deficit and as a
result we have a new champ, PRM who will face former champ Sir Gunter next! .
GLOBAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES:
BLOOD MONEY: HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H & FATTY THE BUTCHER © vs.
THE MOONSHINERS: Elijah the Mountain Man & Willie the Wild Woodsman
Match 1. Time Limit Draw Match 2. BM BY 2pts Match 3. BM by 9pts
Bossy- The reckless young Moonshiners gave the champs a lot in the first two
matches, but once Blood Money found a weakness, they exploited it and sealed
the series with a decisive third match win. Next up they will face another new
team, EMC’s Private McRock and Commander Slate Vanderside.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES:
MADDOG DICK JACKSON © vs. CANADIAN HAMMER GUNNER MOLSON
Match 1. CHGM by 7pts Match 2. CHGM by 4pts Match 3. MDJ by 2pts
Bossy- Following DJ’s shocking retirement, he agreed to face Molson in his final
match. Despite hitting a Dedicated DDT to win his final match, DJ had lost the
series, but after the match raised Gunnar’s hand to standing ovation. Next up
Gunner will face his fellow Canadian Nation member, Lumberjack Zach James.
CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES:
CANADIAN HAMMER GUNNER MOLSON © vs. BAG MAN JIMI HENCHMEN
Match 1. CHGM d. BMJH by 1pt Match 2. CHGM BY 4pts Match 3. BMJH by 1
Bossy- This was a close series, but after Henchmen’s out-of-nowhere pinfall win
he was talking trash to the fans, but when it was announced that he didn’t score
enough to win the series, Jimi smashed Gunner with the belt! Gunner will face
another dangerous foe in the fork wielding madman, Fatty the Butcher!
128- Mr. Wrestling Alpha
31- Big Bam
144- Jack Hammer
159- Mario Green
161- Nicky Mulligan
126- Dark Death Knight
136- Johny Vegas
159- Mario Green
172- Naitch McMahon
137- Rodney Vance
14- J.R. Hogg
138- Josh Leyhew
22- Nick Nitrous
The Teamster’s Take: When you have an eye for talent like I
do, you can spot winners and The Destroyer has the
toughness to win, but there isn’t a bigger winner in the NWL
than Highlight of the Night Johny Vegas. Just ask him. He’ll
tell yah. Mario Green’s a bum and Nick Nitrous is outta gas.
42nd WILLOWICK CLASSIC
101- Aaron McFleese
87- Gabriel Asher
189- Psycho Jerry Rains
145- Big Guy
160- Fingers Fairlane
140- Ronny Jams
158- El Marko Magnifico
18- Derrick Marsello
23- Outlaw Mark Malice
169- Winston Smith Jr.
156- Mike Smalley
177- Simply Amazing
183- Mohawk Jackson
176- Bull Man
156- Hostile Takeover
178- A Bomb
The Teamster’s Take: What did I tell you folks? Fortune 500
Aaron McFleese knows how to cheat, er, uhm win! His tag
team partner, Hostile Takeover is the other guy likely to reach
the finals as he has just too much power. My dark horse to
win? El Marko Magnifico because I love those lucha guys
with their weird masks and flipping all over the place attacks.
43rd WILLOWICK CLASSIC
168- Joe Boring
157- Untamed Iron Bull
116- Big Yellow
102- Strict Lee Bidness
141- Bella Hart
108- Norman Francis
143- Mathyis Ger Onahoe
95- Handle Lin Bidness
89- Mr. Shots
The Teamster’s Take: The 43rd Willowick Classic will
launch as soon as we get 16 more rookies to join the
IWA’s rookie league the NWL. If you want any tips on
how to win, well you just ask your ol’ pal the Teamster.
WHAT IS THE WILLOWICK CLASSIC?
Founded in 2012, the Willowick Classic is named after the
IWA’s hometown and pits NWL rookies head-to-head in a
single elimination style tournament with a shot at the Rising
Star champion and 5 FREE NWL matches going to the winner.
What will you do in your 17 cycles in the NWL? [All Willowick
Classic matches are sent in by the NWL Commissioners and ties
are broken by activity (inactive wrestlers are eliminated) or
Battle Royal finish with whoever earns more advancing.]
THE NWL’s 17 CYCLE RECORDS
Points Earned-150: Crimson Grimm (2013), Jack Havok (2013)
Tag Team Points Earned- 80: Big Blanks 1 & 2 (2016)
Six-man Points Earned- 70: Big Blanks & Blank (2016)
League-3: Jack Havok, Damem Dream, The Ringmaster
TV-4: The Assassin Jeff Corvis (2012)
Regiona-9: Konik, 6% Body Fat Rob James
Tag-4: Doodie/Rowdy, Big Blanks 1 & 2
Six: -4: Big Blanks & Blank (2016)
IWA Champion: Rowdy Resteghini (2013)
Metropolitan: Crimson Grimm, Big Blank #1
Gold Federation: Rowdy Resteghini, Big Blank #1
WILLOWICK CLASSIC FINALS
1. R .J. Venom (IWA Hall of Fame) d. Zadion Allen
2. Major Trent Mercer d. World’s Strongest Man Arios Spirion
3. Stone Cold Krieg Dent d. Mark the Terror Gein
4. Kurt Krush d. Benjamin Blood
5. The Assassin Jeff Corvus d. Luke the Drifter
6. Samoan Destroyer Aaron Fatu d. Riga Mortis
7. The True Wrestler D.C. Hannon d. Outlaw Jon Nash
8. Nightmare d. Youngblood Tully Anthony
9. Outlaw Bobby Jack Casey d. Col. Max Stryfe
10. Union Jacks: Revolution d. F.U.B.A.R.
11. Willie Survive d. Solace
12. Jack Havok d. “Iron Man” Eric Wylde
13. Izzy Crazy d. Dan R. T. Michaels
14. Atticus Prissywig d. Doug Gavelon
15. Rip d. The Icon Lester Long
16. The Role Model Jimmy Digital d. The Tiger David Carson
17. Booty McGhee d. Peter Dragon
18. Damem Dream d. Cyrus
19. The Mortician d. Erik the Eliminator Endgame
20. Dragonmaster d. Chris Cannonball Endgame
21. 6% Body Fat Rob James d. Naveli Pierce
22. Dr. Slam d. Twisted
23. Phantom Striker d. Agent Orange
24. Randy the Ramm via default (other two went inactive)
25. Sadistic Clown: Stitches d. Sadistic Clown: Giggles
26. B-rad d. Playboy Danny Raymond
27. Smitty T. Mockingbird d. The Beast
28. Crazy Carl d. Big Daddy Cuellar
29. Natalie Bowen d. The Franchise Rex Rude
30. The Canadian Crusher Jax Molson d. Elijah the Mountain Man
31. The $tockbroker d. El Pollo Mysterio
32. I.C.A. Catt d. Eddie Zero
33. Rock Simpson d. Killer Klown
34. The Destroyer d. The Killing Machine
35. C.J. Smith d. Baron Von NeSmith
36. Mercury d. Maniac Matt Angel
37. Neo Dragon d. Johnny the Wrench Morello
38. The Patriot d. Prime Time Chris Carr
39. Unnatual Vic Villain d. Black Belt Jones
40. Poison d. Durgan
Coast To Coast
FORTUNE. OR FIRED PAY PER VIEW
IWL Heavyweight Champion
“The Dungeon Master” G. Snodgrass
The Fortune Or Fired match finally has its eight participants. Four
briefcases hang above the ring with three containing contracts for IWL
Title matches at Soul Survivor. The fourth case contains a termination
letter. Here is the rest of the Fortune Or Fired card:
IWL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
Gregward Snodgrass vs Creed Michaels
AMERICAN TERRITORIES TITLE
Creed Michaels vs Felix “9 Lives” Buenaventura
American Territories Champion
IWL HEAVYWEIGHT TAG-TEAM TITLE
The Regulators vs Blackjack Robertson & “Triple X” Extreme Xavier Ximenez
Creed Michaels vs Phantom Striker
FANS BRING THE WEAPONS
The Endgames & V.V. Payne vs Ali Atari, Phantom Striker, Chris the Choirboy
Steve The Hitman Chambers vs Felix “9 Lives” Buenaventura
IWL vs RX CHALLENGE
Scotty Flash vs Luthor Alexander
Rowdy Resteghini vs Phantom Striker
Blackjack Robertson vs Crazy Carl
“Triple X” Extreme Xavier Ximenez vs Van Death Valen
Konik vs “The Shadow” Tony Loewen
Senior Lucha vs “The Great Equalizer” Marlon Briggs
Kraven Kraus vs The Arabian Dream Ali Atari
FORTUNE OR FIRED MATCH
Vicious Vincent Payne vs The Great David vs Erik Endgame vs Chris Endgame vs Liam
Larrikan vs Blackjack Robertson vs The Arabian Dream Ali Atari vs Gregward Snodgrass
If you have any questions about the IWL please feel free to email me at
[email protected] IWL Majors
U.S.- Blackjack Robertson, Supernaut, Ali Atari
Metropolitan- Creed Michaels (2), Liam Larrikan (2), Stryker Justice (2), White Thunder, Sasha,
Konik, Rowdy Resteghini, The Great David
Gold Fed- Creed Michaels (2), White Thunder (2), Stryker Justice, Liam Larrikan
National- Mr. Submission
Regional- Der Hass Maschine, Liam Larrikan, Titus Magnum, The Moroccan
Prince Yusef Hassan, Backcountry, “Rodeo Clown” Sonny Puckett, Scotty Flash, Mr.
Submission, Hank Moody, Virgil, Tony Garea, White Thunder, Scotty Flash, “The Main Event”
TRIPLE CROWN PRIZE POOL
55 Matches & $100,000
Free Matches Bonuses
Battle Royal: Win the battle royal and win five free matches.
Triple Crown Challenge: Win the league, league tag, league six-man AND send in
some sort of trash talk/interview/attack in the same cycle with the same wrestler and
win the progressive free match jackpot. The pot starts with 10 free matches and
$10,000 and for every cycle no one wins 5 free matches and $10,000 are added.
Matches won must be used in the IWL.
IWL Heavyweight Tag-Team Champions
Cards: 65 Matches: 519
Battle Royal Entries: 31
Trash Talk: 7.00 pages
Battle Royal Winner
Erik Endgame won the battle royal,
Appalachian Title and 5 free matches.
Wrestler of the Year
1. Shotgun James Carnage (200)
2. Scotty Flash (155)
3. Crimson Grimm (145)
4. Magnum TL (130)
5. The Great David (125)
6. Felix “9 Lives” Buenaventura (120)
7. Vicious Vincent Payne (115)
8. “The Dungeon Master” G. Snodgrass (95)
9. Texas Jesse Tombstone (90)
10.Creed Michaels (80)
11.Chris Endgame (65)
12.“The Shadow” Tony Loewen (60)
11. The Bear Sandy Francisco (60)
11. Van Death Valen (60)
11. The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (60)
Managers are limited to six wrestlers
No Stable Initials
Free matches acquired in the IWL must be
used in the IWL
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2016 I W A R - C u m u l a t i v e R a n k i n g s
BATTLE ROYAL Rankings
CONTINENTAL WRESTLING Rankings
INDEPENDENT WRESTLING Rankings
NATIONAL WRESTLING Rankings
1 Nightmare Sam Hell (GoAm) (100 Pts.)
1 Victor Von Snapp (100 Pts.)
1 Shotgun James Carnage (255 Pts.)
1 Big Blank #1 (GoMe) (145 Pts.)
2 The Enforcer Erik Davis (95 Pts.)
2 Toxic (95 Pts.)
2 Scotty Flash (155 Pts.)
2 Killer Klown (85 Pts.)
3 Sir Gunter Kinderwacht (70 Pts.)
3 Clark Pierpont (90 Pts.)
3 Crimson Grimm (145 Pts.)
3 Highlight of the Night Johny Vegas (80 Pts.)
4 Ghost Lee Shadows (60 Pts.)
4 Fleetwood Statler IV (75 Pts.)
4 Magnum TL (130 Pts.)
4 The Patriot (65 Pts.)
5 Lord of Illusions (60 Pts.)
5 Ferragus Brennan (75 Pts.)
5 Felix 9 Lives Buenaventura (125 Pts.)
5 Monster Marcus Monroe (60 Pts.)
6 El Barbaro ® (60 Pts.)
6 Dragonmaster (65 Pts.)
6 Dungeon Master Gregward Snodgrass (110 Pts.)
6 B.A. Fox (60 Pts.)
7 Senor Lucha (55 Pts.)
7 Barry U-S-A Stevens (55 Pts.)
7 Vicious Vincent Payne (105 Pts.)
7 Big Blank #2 (60 Pts.)
8 Sinister Steve Stryker (80 Pts.)
8 Doug Gavelon (55 Pts.)
8 The Great David (100 Pts.)
8 The Outlaw (55 Pts.)
9 The Saskatchewan Sasquatch (50 Pts.)
9 Axel Von Snapp (55 Pts.)
9 Creed Michaels (95 Pts.)
9 Neo Dragon (50 Pts.)
10 Classy Eddie Degrassi (45 Pts.)
10 Harry Hoodstar (50 Pts.)
10 Texas Jesse Tombstone (90 Pts.)
10 The Destroyer (50 Pts.)
11 "Queen Isabella" ® (45 Pts.)
11 Battlin Bryan Kelly (50 Pts.)
11 Konik (65 Pts.)
11 Che Guerrero (45 Pts.)
12 Randy the Ramm ® (40 Pts.)
12 Carlton Cornelius Waldorf (40 Pts.)
12 Chris Endgame (65 Pts.)
12 The Franchise Rex Rude (45 Pts.)
13 Superstar Rick Riley (35 Pts.)
13 Great White Dragon (35 Pts.)
13 The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (60 Pts.)
13 Piper Monroe (45 Pts.)
14 Number Six (35 Pts.)
14 Wild Card Garrett Shadowstar (35 Pts.)
14 The Bear Sandy Francisco (60 Pts.)
14 Rock Simpson (40 Pts.)
15 Leprechaun ® (35 Pts.)
15 Alec Von Snapp (35 Pts.)
15 The Shadow Tony Loewen (60 Pts.)
15 The General Ulysses Monroe (40 Pts.)
16 Product of Arrogance #1 (35 Pts.)
16 Goliath O'Brien (35 Pts.)
16 Van Death Valen (60 Pts.)
16 Chistian Knighton (40 Pts.)
17 Executioner (35 Pts.)
17 Alex Von Snapp (30 Pts.)
17 Pastor Pain (60 Pts.)
17 Raider (35 Pts.)
18 Willie the Wild Woodsman (30 Pts.)
18 Ethereal Guardian (30 Pts.)
18 Erik Endgame (55 Pts.)
18 Boby the Bone Breaker (35 Pts.)
19 Manley Power (30 Pts.)
19 Alexander Alexander (30 Pts.)
19 Great Equilizer Marlon Briggs (55 Pts.)
19 Durgan (35 Pts.)
20 Chief Bold Gray Fox ® (30 Pts.)
20 Power Jack (30 Pts.)
20 Redneck Billy Ray Funk (50 Pts.)
L-25, TV-15, R-10, BR-5, Major-25, Minor-15
L-30, TV-20, R-5, BR-15, Run-15
L-50, TV-25, R-10, BR-5, Hvy-30, Am-15, Mjr-25
20 Mike Mason (35 Pts.)
L-25, TV-15, R-10, BR-5, Major-25, Minor-15
IWAR - League Tag Team and Six-Man Cumulative Rankings
BATTLE ROYAL Tag Team Rankings
CONTINENTAL Tag Team Rankings
INDEPENDENT Tag Team Rankings
NATIONAL Tag Team Rankings
1 Numbers One & Three (60 Pts.)
1 Alex & Axel Von Snapp (150 Pts.)
1 B. Robertson & J. Carnage (50 Pts.)
1 Big Blank 1 & 2 (80 Pts.)
2 Eddide Degrassi & Executioner WTx2 (60 Pts.)
2 Black Predator & Silverback Jack (135 Pts.)
2 Aaron McFleese & Hostile Takeover (30 Pts.)
3 Jury & Johnny Rogue (45 Pts.)
3 G Shadowstar & D Hammerhead (50 Pts.)
3 Erik & Chris Endgame (35 Pts.)
3 Johny Vegas & Rex Rude (20 Pts.)
4 Products of Arrogance (20 Pts.)
4 Gordy Goodwood & Jon Bot (50 Pts.)
4 D Matthews & X Ximinez (25 Pts.)
4 B.A. Fox & Whitey White (15 Pts.)
5 Adam Ca$h & Fatty the Butcher (15 Pts.)
5 Ferragus O'Brien & Goliath O'Brien (40 Pts.)
5 R Von Bruiser & Cpt Bud (20 Pts.)
5 Reese Thomas & Shane Lee (15 Pts.)
BATTLE ROYAL Six-Man Rankings
CONTINENTAL Six-Man Rankings
Van Death Valen & Tony Loewen (45 Pts.)
INDEPENDENT Six-Man Rankings
NATIONAL Six-Man Rankings
1 James Rogue & Products of Arrogance (85 Pts.)
1 The Von Snapps (Alex, Axel & Victor) (165 Pts.)
1 The Regulators (60 Pts.)
1 Blank & Big Blanks 1 & 2 (70 Pts.)
2 Jury, E. Bonebreak & B Rockbone (65 Pts.)
2 The Railroad Warriors (100 Pts.)
2 L Larrikan, Konik & Great David (40 Pts.)
2 The Monroes: Piper, Ulysses & Marcus (45 Pts.)
3 S Gotha, D Nukem & T Landell (35 Pts.)
3 F Vagrant, G Shadowstar & D Hammerhead (50 Pts.)
3 Sasha, Backcountry & Dan Prescott (30 Pts.)
3 Tom, Mecha Tom & Cow Man (35 Pts.)
4 Caleb Konley, R Morton & R Robertts (20 Pts.)
4 Konik, CC Waldorff & F Statler (40 Pts.)
4 Vincdent Payne & Endgame Bros. (25 Pts.)
4 C Kinghton, J Vegas & Jane Red (15 Pts.)
5 L Alexander & Blood Money (15 Pts.)
5 Jive Turkey, Joe Ice & Fat Williams (20 Pts.)
5 A Stylz, D Matthews & X Ximinez (20 Pts.)
5 Blue Patch, P Manning & R Gannon (15 Pts.)
The lights dim and a voice asks the fans to please rise for the national anthem. The crowd stand, take off their hats and put their hands
over the hearts when instead Prodigy’s “Firestarter” plays and Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h and Fatty the Butcher enter and take knees as some
fans boo. They rise and holds their fists up high.
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H- Right now tensions are high across the USA as people are not letting the injustice we have to deal
with slide anymore. Colin Kaepernick took a knee against police brutality. Megan Rapinoe took a knee against equality. We
are taking knees to protest the way we have been treated by the fans. We should be your favorites, but instead you cheer the
likes of the Suburban Hell Savages or those lame Canadian Nation jerks. Autumn Anarchy 6 is almost here and we are going to
use it to show all of you how wrong you are. First we’ll destroy the Molson brothers in that Canadian Strap match and then
Fatty’ll bravely pull double duty and give Agent Zero a free ride to the Emergency Room. Later on tonight, we’ll be joined by
Luthor Alexander as we face Randy the Ramm, Lumberjack Zach James and Jax Molson in a Steel Cage with the BRL six-man
titles on the line and spoiler alert fellas, we win and we win big! Before we bring out our special guest, I want to send a little
memo to all of those losers who riddle social media with lies every time we remind all of you why Blood Money is the best
around. You don’t think so? Join the IWAR Draft and prove us wrong… Now hit his music and bring out our Hot Takes guest,
the Intercontinental champ, Maddog Dick Jackson!
(“Electric Avenue” by Eddie Grant plays and the fans cheer DJ as he walks out unusually quiet. Adam mockingly applauds as DJ puts the
I-C belt on the stool, choosing instead to stand. Adam asks for a moment.)
Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h- Before we begin, I wanted to remind these people who you are because I grew up with you. 1987, you
debut in the CCL as The Masked Marvel learning the ropes while feuding with Kevin Starr and Ravishing Ricky Sessions.
When the CCL closes so you ditched the mask and became Dick the Dog Jackson. Man, people LOVED this jive talking dude as
an early star in the old IWA Weekly Report show where you broke out as a star when you defeated Baron Bino Bastille for the
International title. Meanwhile, you have this crazy rivalry with the Ultimate Ninja where you two traded the NDL title back and
forth for 8 months! Then you go to the SPL and have that epic feud with Rick Challenger that goes from SPL, to HAL to BRL!
The BRL is in the middle of it’s first golden age, when just about every big name was right here, and who was in the middle of
it? The Dog! You feud with Darkside Warrior Frank Snow when it turns out your new valet, Mariah is actually working with
Snow as the Shroud and she turns out to be Rick Challenger’s sister? Nuts! We get this cage match showdown and it turns
into complete anarchy, you can Snow wind up teaming up, while RC joins forces with Superstar Rick Riley who comes out of
semi-retirement to form the greatest version of Badd Co. You rattle off those 8 six-man titles in one year with The Terminator
and Purple Hays and just miss out on BRL Wrestler of the Year when you racked up 7 TV titles. Things were pretty good, until
Beautiful Bobby Blanchard arrived and began his run. You had some injuries but worked through them and kept going, but you
could just never get the better of him could you? That had to suck. (puts his arm around DJ) Your “Whooo Jack!” T-shirts
were the highest selling item at the concession stands when you left the IWA in 1997 and you didn’t miss a beat when you
returned a few years ago. You snag a Global title and then, and I still can’t believe this, get engaged to Sue Plexxx (motions to a
woman’s curves), but then she leaves you at the alter when the Gentleman Caller hypnotized her and smashed that portrait over
your head! So much blood. Like one of those old Westerns, you won’t give up and rescue her and start using the Dedicated
DDT, but you lost the girl. Dude, you have some crappy luck picking women, but the fans love you more than ever. Hell, you’ve
won the BRL’s Most Inspirational three times and the Most Popular wrestler award five times! You survived a brutal feud with
Rick Sessions and his Wrecking Crew when they looked to settle the score from the CCL 25 years later! Then despite the odds,
you and the Leatherman win the Marano Memorial in 2013 and no lie, I have that final saved on my YouTube’s favorites. I do.
Right Fatty? (Fatty nods) You have a couple of good years, but agree to help us launch the new TTL a league made up of great
six-man teams and WE win the Trios Tourney! The TTL falls flat, so you come back and boom, you stun El Barbaro to capture
the Intercontinental title! You turn back Duke Nukem, who looks like he ate a GNC store and all the while, you did something
we really respected… not once did you try to change us. When the news broke that Blood Money took out that chump Jimmy
North, no call or text… until last night. You asked to come on my show, Hot Takes. (the fans begin to groan and boo) Hey,
hey… hold on now. We did not bring DJ out here just to beat him (DJ sighs) we just want to know… why you are here?
Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h
& Fatty the Butcher
2x IWA Tag Champs
2014 Marano Memorial
3x Global Tag Champs
31+ Tag Team titles
MADDOG DICK JACKSON- Ah’ve known yah both since y’all were kids. Ah remember when Alix became the Arabian Dream and y’all
were dead set on outshin’ yah brother when you went to the LWL. Ah can’t tell yah who to be other than ya’self. AH can tell yah this.
The fans out there have kept me going a lot long than anyone thought, but yah can’t force it. If the connection is there, yah both know it,
but if it ain’t, it ain’t. Adam, if yah want to be the biggest star in the BRL, focusing on winning, not this ugly bid-ness with those Canadian
kids. Ah didn’t come out here to admonish yah about what yah done. Y’all know and Ah’m sure we are all gonna see it play out, but
Ah’m out here because Ah got something so say. We only get so much time on this earth and only so many years in this sport.
Everyone of us has a bump limit and when you hit it, yah done. Ah’ve been “playing hurt” ever since we won that Trios Tournament when
mah old spine injury flared up again. Mah last two years have yielded just two regional belts and mah 14th TV title, but as proud as I was
to take this I-C belt from a punk like El Barbaro, Ah can’t fake it no mo’. That is why Ah came out here tonight.
HOT $TUFF ADAM CA$H- Whoa, are you saying, what I think you are saying? (exchanges a glance with Fatty)
MADDOG DICK JACKSON- Ah’d love to get out there and keep competing, but after seeing the IWAR Medical Team, Ah met with The
Teamster and IWA President Johnny B. to discuss mah options. (DJ pauses as fans chant D-J, D-J. He wells up a bit) As of tonight,
mah career as an IWA wrestler has come to an end. Ah got this here Inner-continental belt to let the Canadian Hammah Gunnar Molson
know that it is his now. The Teamster offered to vacate this title and hold a tourney to fill it, but Gunnar, in mah book, yah won it kid.
(hands it over to Adam) As for y’all two, spend less time worrying about who is getting talked about and do more to get people talking.
Y’all wanna show the world that you are the ones to lead the BRL, then do it! Get out there and do it while yah can, because one day,
yah ain’t gonna be able to. As for all the fans, Ah got to words for yah... (Adam’s eyebrows rise) Not that yah pervs… WHOOO JACK!
IWA Career 1987-present
International Champ (1988)
U.S. Six-man title (1989)
Marano Memorial (2013, w/FLS)
1994 Six-Man o Year (8x champs)
Most Popular 5x, Inspirational 2x
The Story Behind the Cover: WHO WILL BE THE #1 PICK IN THE FIRST ANNUAL IWAR DRAFT?
We used pictures of various wrestlers, but we are trying something new so be patient as we
launch this. It is going to be the first of many we hope and a way to spread excitement in the
game in a new way.
We will hold the draft in Mid-November live on the IWAR Network’s Facebook page and
want to remind all of our viewers that your wrestler doesn’t have to be –in- and IWAR league
to join. There is plenty of time to join so if you want in follow the steps below and join in. .
[ ? ] Who will be on the cover next? Tune in next time!
THE IWAR TUBECASTS – Thanks to YouTube.com and Alex’s patience with my yammering.
We are always looking for guests, advice and topics so don’t be shy, fire away.
THE FIRST IWAR DRAFT – In November we will hold the first ever IWAR Draft on Facebook,
LIVE! This event is going to shake things up in the IWAR in a big way. There is still time to join
and your wrestlers don’t have to be in the IWAR league now, you just have to want to join in
this event and do a few things.
EMAIL ME (Matt Riley) send me your wrestler’s name, stats, picture, record, stars,
imaginary money, accomplishments and a description of who they are.
IMPORTANT – If you are entering more than one wrestler (tag team or six-man) and
want them to be drafted as a group, include that in your email.
DEADLINE TO DECLARE IS OCTOBER 25TH – This is the September cycle with October
and in order to prepare our Fall issue’s Draft Preview Special, we will need your input.
That issue will feature the info you send us in a series of snapshot profiles that will help
us make our picks.
Editor-in-Chief - Matt Riley
BRL Commissioner - Matt Riley
CWL Commissioner - Andy Konik
IWL Commissioner - James Ross
NWL Commissioner Alex Gutierrez
NWL Writers - David Saylor Jr.
WHOSE IN – Oreon Overstar, Black Predator , Silverback Jack, Alec Von Snapp,
Neo Dragon, Cowboy Jim Spur , Blank , Big Blank 1, Big Blank 2, Cowboy Jim Spur , Killer
Klown, Bagman Jimi Henchmen, Black Superstar Bobby Bedlam , Mr.187" Tony Dime,
"Ruffneck" Nicky Rock, Bad Moon Rising, Che Guerrero, Mystery Non-IWAR Wrestler #1,
Mystery Non-IWAR Tag Team 1, Barry U-S-A Stevens (CWL)
NEW TO THE IWA? GET CONNECTED! If you look down this page, you will see the latest list
of links to get access to more IWA fun. If you are on Facebook, there are a few options you
can Like, if you are not a FB fan, the IWA Ringside Message Board is available. Both are great
ways to network with other players and the IWAR Message Board also has a lot threads that
discuss the IWAR’s rich history.
Louis Ruggerio & Michael Swanson Jr.
We are always looking for more writers
and help, so if you are interested, drop
us a line. Deadline for submissions for
the next IWAR is the Friday before the
IWA runs the Gold Federation results.
See you in 3 weeks. -Riley
Thank you for playing in the best leagues in the IWA… the IWAR Network -Matt Riley
Note from the IWA:
These Social Media accounts are not run by the IWA
itself. The IWA accepts no responsibility for its content.
HOW TO WIN IN THE IWA
If you are new to the IWA, learning how
to pick a winning strategy can often
feel like a guessing game, but are ways
to increase your chances of making
your league’s title page. We asked a
few veterans to offer some advice that
will help new players get a better grasp
on the game and what we got was the
How to Win in the IWA page. If you just
joined the NWL or having had a hard
time, email [email protected] for a
copy and start your winning streak.