THE RAVER AND THE BEAR

THE RAVER AND THE BEAR
What a sweet forest rave! AHHHH! A BEAR! Only the DJ can save us!
a #200WordRPG microgame by Colin Fahrion • Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.
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The BEAR shuffles their albums and randomly
places them in a circle behind a screen so the DJ
can’t see the cards. This circle, in clockwise order,
represents the BEAR’s preferred album order of
play — bears have very discerning musical taste.
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- If an album is played out of order, the BEAR
growls with annoyance
fold and use as screen
DJ’s turntables and albums
BEAR’s preferred music play order
continuous with no beginning or end
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The DJ “plays” their albums by vocalizing musical
onomatopoeias. They must continually play
music, switching albums till they die or get a hug.
The DJ picks two albums to put on their two
turntables, leaving the other albums to the side.
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Print out two sets of album cards: one for the DJ
and one for the BEAR.
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- If an album is played in the correct order,
the BEAR grunts happily and wiggles its rump
- If an album is played in reverse order, the
BEAR roars with anger and mauls the DJ!
If the DJ gets mauled two times, they die!!!
If the DJ plays all five albums in the right order
consecutively, the BEAR gives them a big PLUR
bear hug and dances!!! The rave is saved!!!
THE RAVER AND THE BEAR
ECLECTIC HIPSTER EXPANSION SET with rules for advanced play
a #200WordRPG microgame by Colin Fahrion • Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.
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- If a most hated album is played, the BEAR
roars with anger and mauls the DJ!
fold and use as screen
The BEAR randomly shuffles the order of their
album cards into a perfect playlest of 5 albums.
Remaining albums are set aside as albums the
BEAR really hates or loves.
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BEAR’s preferred music play order
continuous with no beginning or end
and favorite/hated albums on the side
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Play as normal with the following additional
reactions for the albums the BEAR loves/hates,
this happens regardless of play order:
DJ’s turntables and albums
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FINICKY HIPSTER BEAR - ADVANCED PLAY:
Select 7 albums to be in the DJ and the BEAR’s
album selection—both have identical album set.
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- If a most loved album is played, the BEAR
grunts happily and wiggles its rump
MUSICAL ONOMATOPOEIA REFERENCES
YODEL-OH-EE-DEE
KRA KA KA HI GADA GADA
TWANG-ADIDDLE DANG
BOING BOOM TSCHAK PING
Kraftwerk
“Boing Boom Tschak Ping”
Frank Ifield
“She Taught Me How To Yodel”
Stomping Tom
“Luke’s Guitar”
Drums in the children’s book “Misoso:
Once Upon a Time Tales from Africa”