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Layout 1 - Orange Peel Gazzette Kane County
October 1, 2014
ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE - KANE COUNTY EDITION
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A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines
him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you
six months ago is eroding. What have you been
eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about
four months ago my wife made some asparagus and
put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise
sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the
problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of
lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten
away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and
this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the
dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that
there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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- The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10",
with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.
- The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at
the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to
accommodate his relatives.
- Mrs. shirley Baxter , who went deer hunting with
her husband, is very proud that she was able to
shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.
- or gan donations from the living reached a record
high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead
for the first time.
- The dog was hungry and made the mistake of
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To WN”
My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy were
digging for fishing bait in my garden. u ncovering a
many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before
his mother.
"No, honey, he won't do for bait," his mother said.
"He's not an earthworm."
"He's not?" Eddy asked, his eyes wide. "What
planet is he from?"
Dining Manners
A teacher at school, wanting to point out proper
behavior, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules
that their parents might give before taking them to a
Co o K bacon in large saucepan until crisp. Remove bacon nice restaurant.
from pan with slotted spoon, reserving 2 Tbsp. drippings
"Don't play with your food," one second-grader
in pan; drain on paper towels. Add onions to reserved
cited.
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"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
cook 15 min. or until onions are golden brown, stirring
"And what rule do your parents give you before
frequently. Add broth, pepper and thyme; stir. s immer 15
you
go out to eat?" the teacher inquired of one little
min. s tir in bacon.
boy.
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Without batting an eye, the child replied, "o rder
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‘
After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very
high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended
its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom
to deliver its verdict to the judge.
The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has
the jury reached a verdict in this case?"
"y es we have, your honor," the foreman responded.
"Would you please pass it to me," the judge
declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the
verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.
After the judge reads the verdict himself, he
delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be
returned to the foreman, and instructs the foreman,
"please read your verdict to the court."
"We find the defendant No T Gu Il Ty of all four
counts of bank robbery," stated the foreman.
The family and friends of the defendant jump for
joy at the sound of the "not guilty" verdict, and hug
each other as they shout expressions of divine
gratitude.
The defendant's attorney turns to his client and
asks, "s o, what do you think about that?"
The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly
with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to
his defense attorney and says, "I'm real confused here.
Does this mean that I have to give all the money
back?"
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Favorite Animal
My teacher said I was being disrespectful. s he'd
asked us what our favorite animal was, and I'd said,
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s he said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been
right. Everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be honest, and I am.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad
what happened, and he said my teacher was probably
a member of pETA. He said they love animals very
much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's
office. I told him what happened and he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what
my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken.
s he asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children. s o I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken.
s he sent me back to the principal's office again.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be
honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous
person we admire most. I told her "Colonel s anders".
s he sent me to the principal's office again.
This school stuff is really confusing.
Diagnosis
A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a
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banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?", he asked.
"y ou're not eating properly," replied the Doctor.
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Bu s INEs s Es . . .THAT’s WHAT WE Do BEs T!
The Dangers of Bread
A recent major city headline read, "s MEl l o F
BAKED BREAD MAy BE HEAl TH HAZARD."
The article went on to describe the dangers of the
smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is
that the organic components of this aroma may break
down ozone (I'm not making this stuff up). I was
horrified. When are we going to do something about
bread-induced global warming? s ure, we attack
tobacco companies, but when is the government going
to go after Big Bread?
Well, I've done a little research, and what I've
discovered should make anyone think twice .....
1: More than 98 percent of convicted felons are
bread eaters.
2: Fully HAl F of all children who grow up in
bread-consuming households score below average
on standardized tests.
3: In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was
baked in the home, the average life expectancy was
less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were
unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth;
and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and
influenza ravaged whole nations.
4: More than 90 percent of violent crimes are
committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5: Bread is made from a substance called "dough."
It has been proven that as little as one pound of
dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The
average American eats more bread than that in one
month!
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Dieter's Psalm
s trict is my diet. I must not want.
It maketh me to lie down at night hungry.
It leadeth me past the confectioners.
It trieth my willpower.
It leadeth me in the paths of alteration
for my figure's sake.
y ea, though I walk through the aisles
of the pastry department,
I will buy no sweetrolls
for they are fattening.
The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table set
with green beans and lettuce.
I filleth my stomach with liquids,
My day's quota runneth over.
s urely calorie and weight charts will
follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever.
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(630)762-9500
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To WN”
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Jill: "A diary."
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know," the attendant suggested helpfully, "instead of
walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can,
you could put a couple of gallons in the tank and
then drive the car here."
Dangerous Dog
u pon entering the little country store, the stranger
noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE o F
Do G! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a
harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside
the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog
folks are supposed to beware of?"
"y ep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That
certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me.
Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because", the owner replied, "before I posted
that sign, people kept tripping over him."
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October 4 - 5
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November 1 - 2
All Answers Can Be
Found
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This Issue Of The
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r esidential/Commercial
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Whether it’s a reliable driver or a Concours Grand Champion
A Ntique - CLASSiC - SPeCiAL iNtereSt AutoS
Complete Restoration Service
r easo
nab
Seasonal Maintenance and Repairs
r ates le
Body Repair-Painting-Electrical Repairs
1206 Badger St ▪ Yorkville, IL
(630)553-0414
www.oldcoachworks.com
PINBALL MACHINES
COIN OPERATED
ARCADE GAMES
DART MACHINES
IN HOME REPAIRS
BUY & SELL
CONCRETE
Curbs &
& Gutters
Gutters
Curbs
Retaining Walls
Walls
Retaining
Foundations
Foundations
Powerwashing
Powerwashing
Patios
Patios
Stoops
Stoops
Sidewalks
Sidewalks
Sealing
Sealing
(847) 494-0379
www.PerroneConcrete.com
[email protected]
CAROLINE BURNELL
(630)742-2472
Not to be combined with other offers.
Expires 10/31/14
It’s almost Fall
Time for a new look?
for Men & Woman
Full Service Hair Salon s - Gift Shop
Color - Cuts - Perm
PEG’S ON MAIN
210 MAIN STREET
MAPLE PARK
(815) 827-3051
HOURS
Tues/Thurs 9am - 9pm
Wed 9am - 8pm
Fri 8:30am- 4pm
Sat 8am- noon
D ie s e l W o rk s - (8 4 7 ) 6 8 3 -7 0 1 3
Complete Automotive Maintenance - (630) 884-4117
P erry A ut o - (630) 205-1832
701 N. State St. (Rt 31)
Elgin, IL 60123
10% Off Regular Priced
Items with this Coupon
• Motor Oils • 2-Cycle Oils • Drivetrain Fluids • Fuel Additives • Air & Oil Filters
TT’s Power Sports - (847) 658-6727
Carey Trucking - (847) 683-2349
HOURS: Tues - s at 10-5
Thurs 10-8, s unday 11-5
1 mile S. of I-90 (847)695-3066
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:
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Enjoy a day at the largest Gift &
Antique Shop in The Fox Valley
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Stamping
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Staircases
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Acid Stain
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Acid
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E-mail: [email protected]
FOR
VISIT OUR GIFT SHOP
CARDS, HOME DECOR & GIFTS GALORE
TELL OUR ADVERTISERS, “I SAW YOU IN THE ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE.”
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ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE - KANE COUNTY EDITION
“THE Ho TTEs T l
$13.50
for 4 lines
(2 issue min)
& Bu s INEs s DIRECTo Ry
Call Michelle at (815)751-1286
Email: [email protected]
BUYINg
THE PICKER SISTERS
Estate & Moving s ales
Antiques and Collectibles
s ally (630)945-6158
Visit MANTIQUES SHOP
721 s . l ake s t, Montgomery
(630)429-0760
Buy ▪ s ell ▪ Trade ▪ Find
CASH PAID
WWII, WWI
Hetts Auto Sales
l ooking for a quality used
vehicle? All our vehicles are
safety inspected, have a
carfax report and many are
priced in the
$3000 - $8000 range. View
our inventory at
www.hettsautosales.com
Hetts Auto s ales is located
in downtown o swego by the
R/R tracks, “o ur
mission is to give you a
pleasurable buying
experience” and remember
Ed and John are your friends
in the car business.
Hetts Auto Sales
69 W. Washington St. (Rt 34)
Oswego, IL 60543
630-554-9339
www.hettsautosales.com
BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITY
If you have excellent sales
skills, are looking for a
product line you can
present, call Craig at
630-853-8323 or l isa
at 630-258-9147
To WN”
OPG CLASSIFIED ADS
ANTIQUES
AUTOMOTIVE
ITTl E pApER IN
COMMUNITY
EVENT
Military uniforms,
photos, weapons, medals,
patches, helmets, posters,
souvenirs, & older firearms.
Join us for our Fall Fling
o ct. 4-5 ▪ s ales, Raffles
PAST AND PRESENT SHOPPE
Vintage ▪ Garden ▪ Antiques
22 East s tate s t ▪ N. Aurora
fIREWOOD
630-215-3664
hElP WANTED
Experienced Window Cleaner
Residential/Commercial
Must be self motivated,
have vehicle & some
English. s tarting at $15 +
benefits. Call (630)464-7500
STANT USA
We
offer an excellent
CRAfTERS
benefits package with
WANTED
insurance, shift premium
and 401k.
Join us for a Craft s how at
Factory worker [NIGHTs ]
Heritage Woods in s outh
$12.36.
potential for $13.36
fOR SAlE
Elgin on 12/12/14 from
after 90 days. place parts
10am-3pm. Expecting an
into machinery, assemble
audience of over 150 people. (6) 8x6 Cubicles - Excellent
parts, basic inspection,
l imited tables, contact Aneta Condition, Gray with desks,
constant lifting of light
at (847)531-8360 x1007 and
parts. o ccasional lifting of
file drawers, overhead
reserve a table now!
up to 25 lbs.
cabinets & baseboard
electric. $2,495 o Bo
s tant Corporation
(847) 609-0181
participates in E-Verify
s tant Corporation is an
Crafters Wanted for
EEo /AA employer
Christmas in the Country
Sandwich, IL
gARAgE DOORS
Apply in person at:
November 8 - 9
1355 l akeview Dr
EmailJoanne at
Romeoville,
Il 60446
Garage Doors by Curt
[email protected]
s ales and s ervice
We s ell CHI Doors
Tow Truck o perator Wanted.
l ift Master o peners
Experience not required.
(630)276-3453
DRYER VENT
Must be available nights
ClEANINg
and/or weekends. Apply in
person at pete's A Towing
hElP WANTED
15N350 Il Route 25
East Dundee, Il
prevent dangerous lint
Caregivers needed for clients
build-up that causes fires.
in Northern Kane County
A clean dryer vent allows
Area. We will Train.
Residential & post
your clothes dryer to
[email protected]
Construction Cleaning
operate more efficiently,
Full and part time hours.
shortening drying time
Must have car & experience.
Work from home F/T or p/T
& saving energy. Call
Northwestern suburbs
Indep. Contr. will train s ales
FUZZBUSTERS
Hourly $14 + benefits.
Reps/Travel Agents. Call for
630-907-9643
please call (630)540-9627
interview 630-766-8231
$125 Mixed Face Cord
$150 o ak/Hickory
Free Delivery & s tack
(630)907-0775
CALL MICHELLE AT (815)751-1286 FOR ADVERTISING
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ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE - KANE COUNTY EDITION
GREAT RATEs - GREAT REs u l Ts - CAl l To DAy ! (815)751-1286
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iL 60505
Ave Aurora
Sixthaffordable,
925
Providing
quality,
Website www.sunnymere.com
My mother was recently on a flight returning from
u tah. As the plane was a small puddle jumper, the flight
attendants were required to demonstrate the life vest, the
oxygen mask, etc. instead of turning on a video.
After they finished their presentation, one of them
said "To those of you who listened, thank you. To
those of you who ignored us, good luck."
---A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is
free to be himself - to laugh with me, but never at me; to
cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to
love himself, to love being loved. s uch a relationship is
based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous
heart. -l eo Buscaglia
Website: www.sunnymere.com
all-inclusive,
long and short term,
Providing
affordable,’Bed
quality,
all-inclusive,
Independent and Assisted Living for seniors
in a gracious,
& Breakfast’
long and
short
term
Independent and
setting on the northern edge of Phillips
Park
Golf
Course.
Assisted living for seniors in a gracious, Bed
BREAKFAST CLUB - Wednesday
– October 15
& Breakfast’ setting on the northern edge of
Phillips Park Golf Course
Breakfast Club - Wednesday, October 15
Breakfast at 8:30am; s peaker at 9am
Topic - Donna Sperlakis
on
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Call in reservations to Cecelia at 630-898-7844, ext. 15 by October 13.
Next Issue: October 15
Ad Deadline: October 3
ADVERTISE IN THE
Information gathered herein is from sources considered reliable.
Accuracy however cannot be guaranteed. All humorous stories and jokes
appearing here are intended for entertainment purposes only and are not
meant to disrespect or harm any group or individuals. Ads
appearing in this paper are not to considered as an endorsement or
validation by o range peel Gazette for products or services offered.
MASONRY
Lanza Masonry Inc.
Brick, Stone, Tile
Pavers Retaining Walls
847-833-3384
New Age Masonry
Additions - Fireplaces - etc.
Residential/Commercial
(630)809-2772
MOVINg
ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE
Call Michelle at (815)751-1286
Rates starting at just $22.00 per issue.
hORSE BARN
REMODElINg
WANTED
Ho Rs E BARN AND
s TAl l s Fo R RENT
5 stall barn with paddocks,
3 pastures and 3 sided 3 stall
outdoor unit. l ocated in
Burlington, Il . l ower than
standard rates. Call Jim
630-514-4692 for additional
information.
J & L BUILDERS
Basement Finishing
Kitchen & Bath Remodeling
Flood Damage Repair
y our Complete Remodeling
s ervice. Free Estimates
(630)334-1322
J-LBUILDERS.COM
I Bu y s Il VER Co INs
1964 and under
14 times face value
(630)815-1506
hOUSE
ClEANINg
Need help on your next
move? y ou provide the
truck, trailer, home, or pod
and we’ll provide the
manpower. Call Mark at
MOVE ASSIST
630-788-5886
www.suburbanchicago
movers.com
Residential - Kane/Kendall
Weekly/Biweekly/Monthly
Call for Free Estimate
Marlene (847)508-7407
PAINTINg
hOUSINg TO
ShARE
Bill’s Custom Services
Interior/Exterior
painting & Drywall Etc.
Wallpaper hanging/removal
o ver 20 y ears Experience
Free Estimates/Insured
(815)482-4155
West Aurora - Ranch home.
personal family room,
bedroom & bath.
Includes utilities, use of
kitchen, laundry. No pets.
Mature woman preferred.
$700/mo. (630)465-1866
ROOfINg
A. JAYNE ROOFING
Free Estimates
s hingles, Flat Roofs
Gutters, s offit, Fascia
Most repairs $95 - $125
5% OFF with this ad
(847)931-2433
TREE SAlE
TREE s Al E - 7’ Austrian
pines, 14’ River Birch,
5’ s pruce, 14’ l ilac. $110
each picked up. pick up in
Burlington, Il Call Jim
630-514-4692
Wanted to buy junk Cars, Trucks, Farm
Equipment/Machinery
s emi-Trucks Trailers
Free pick u p
CASH ON SPOT!
(847)456-0974
Cash Paid for
o ld Fishing/Hunting
Equipment
Call Tim (630)327-1557
YARD SPACE
AVAIlABlE
Contractor yard space and
RV, Camper and boat storage
space for rent near
Hampshire/Burlington.
1,000 s quare Feet up to
1 acre available. Call Jim for
additional information
630-514-4692
TELL OUR ADVERTISERS, “I SAW YOU IN THE ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE.”
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