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COLLEGE CALENDAR
SEPTR HBER
12.
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17.
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22.
2 ~-
2k
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2o.
Cacsa t· ct·osses the Rubicon.
l·' a t·mer·, like . eYeral other noted men, leave his oxen
sta nding iu the fi!'ld and comes to :\hn . ;h all. On this
day al.~o the Dormitory stops ae;-;tiva ting and shows ,.igns
of life•.
Enrolltuent day ( matriculated for t il e S 1JIIl or t ht•Ct' tloiJa t·s) .
" F' t ·~:•s h i es" l o~:~t. Assignltlent of lessons.
" Pl ease get quiet at once in t he library. "
vVi11cly . Old ~ol s t t·ikes for shor ter h o n e.~ .
l l otn esic: kn e.-;:-; fas t becoming epidelll ic. Smi1h Ual'l't'l1
t•x JWH·d to T rig .
'l'ht• pig skin is inflated a nd foot-ball pt·adit·t• is in vognt•.
,\ t·rt·la in hold. courageo us Senior dp,·(')ops a cmslt l'ol'
a li tilt• timid F t·e:-;hman.
On t> d e!!, one eat, aud one onion fo und iu tlw lilmll'."·
\\'cnd<•t·fu l. maguificrnt. significent and sttqwudou -; l'al'l
- · · IJt• fti P·s · · in Jo,·e.
\·,ll·ious gas t>xplosions heard ou thin! tloot·. iu lih•l'at·.v
>ccil't,,·ltall ( l~ohinso n, LamhPt·t <lDd C'al's<u·) .
( ' ll'an ing day a t t he Dormitory. Sighs a nd g t·oa u.;.
Sun day. Day of t·cst fo r all except B it·d who is t•lt•ction ce t·ing.
'l'h e Pur itan clemen t in the J unior C las~ dominant; COli sequence. Fa,r Amo:s £a.lls out of his chai r asleep.
2-{ . :\Ia tinee. Shorty Ollon:1 im·adcs the gallct·y ( Pea nuts ) .
Big npl'oar and noise. B en Ilildl'eth . tep& on one of
);ohe 's corns.
20. P t·rmatltt·e explosion in the L:1h. Somronl' tn 111 pet·:; wi t h
t hr f!HS .
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September getting lazy. F all tl't' ' l'i mt' <l <•t·idt•s to d i.-;mis.-; him.
2.
OCTOBER
1.
vValker decla res his intention to kt•t·p d<'ill' of t It<• d Orlllitor "v.
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2. Ew t·ything peaceful an d quiet. Stn ck n ts at S unda.vSchool.
. . llotkada.v in looking f ot thC' Pt·cd<• ri d;: I I ott• I g-!'ts lo:.l.
..j.• .\t·c·het· !!<'ts his ncse broken .
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-·) . :\o foot-hall practice. Team post•s fot· pit'IH I't's a ll C\'('·
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mng.
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6. Students )Wactice .''elh; foe till' l' OIIIing- root-hall g'H111!'.
7. · · ( 'ar..;a r .. !<'el'guson dPi in •rs a It><:! lll'l', on tltP .. ( 'omllll't'l'P cf South Amet·ica," hrfot·t• thP Outlook l)l'},atin!!
Clnb.
~ - F'it·.~ t foot-ball game of thr sPa·.on. ;\l<m;ltal l win:; ft·ont
( 'lta r lt•stcn.
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Htucl e n t.~ re ·ting f rom the a rduous la bors or IH'('\'iOt l;
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\\'CCk.
I 0.
l.;ike all Monday.
teachers grouchy .
Students witho11 t thei t• lt•sson;; and
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COL LEG E CALENDA R---Conti nued
11.
12.
1:1.
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l.i.
J(i.
17.
18.
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and
20.
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Banks makes stilJ'tiiog d iscon'•·.v in chemistry la bo•·at o •·~·
- that he tan kill tinw more easily than anything t' l*'·
l·'oot-hall tl'am IPa,·cs for Grafton to pia~· \\!'si<'.VHll t'olh•gp.
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' . Strike is settled and t' \'l'rthing going on
~ l a •·.; hall
2J . J•'oo L-hal J game with l)a.vis-g lkins Col leg-e; fl larshall win-;
27.
23.
los<'s lhl' game to Wt>.;lpy 111.
l•'oot-b<111 tea 111 I'd lll'fls, l'l·ery Olll' d c• p n •sscd by tlw nc·1rs
or ou r dl' l'eat.
.\ num ber of stndPnh; take a \\'alk into the count•·.v: r•·on1
a p pea •·ante>. sOilll' ra•·met· ·s orc ha I'd ha., hcen Yisi tNI.
l ~ ootlt
goes <·;Jiling on f l'iencl--; on
l ~i(.( h l h
smoothly.
.Aiill' dPcla•·e.· his intc•nticn to find a lady r•·iend.
\' I'I'.Y
BPIWd id d elin•rs a lectu •·e in Erosophian socie ty; suh:j t•d, " 1\'non Thyself. "
hy IH1ndsome core.
30.
:31.
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da~'
of 1·est in Oc·toher.
Stud ents f resh for anothl't' week ';; wo1-k. a nd
men th.
L:tsl
~o r
a
111:' \1'
_A,·em l<'.
NOYJDLBER
.J unior Cl<lss t•IPels officer;:;; gr·cnt d emonstration of' ot·alll l'it·al ahili tv.
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<'ull en loses his h<'sl hat.
.. F'n·.~hi es · ' llll'l'l and organizt' tht•m--;eh·es in to a da~;;,
c·ntPJ' upon a eHJ'I'I'J' of kno\\·ledgP SPI'king .
Captai n FamH·t· II'OI'king his llll' ll ha•·d in ord cl' t hat
th<'y be in good ('O nditic:n fol' til(' garlic to be pl:J y<'ti a l
J>,a l'hOlii'S\·j) Jp,
1.
2.
U nth !'or Parthenon;; .
:'llc1l'shall Ys. Gl enville' No .. mal.
, 'c •·uhs ,-;.;. Bill Alfol'(l ( :-it. Albans ) .
· '('a<'sar '' begin.· to talk in his sleep.
•·un tog!'th<·•·'l'h<' most llWill OI'ah) p da.v 0 I' tht• ,\'CHI'- \\ilJi;1ll", .) Ill'
l·'c••·gllson, and ··Pap·· Baii E'y di-;t inguish them,.,c•l \'t's on
lh!' sidelinPs al Ha l'hOLH'sl·ill e.
Boys en ehan lt•cl hy :-m eet iltusi<· i'I'O in lh e d orm il o•·y on
lh('il' \HlY hOJil(' 1' 1'0 111 Y. ..\1. U. A.
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About \\'hom?
10.
Ada11 1 hns his pictllJ't' taken .
" B('lsy" l'richar·d dl'IHLlcs, ' Resolvc•d: 'l' hat 1 do n ot
need a g uardian .
12.
1\L'IIIu cb·
W eskv<111
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9.
G•·eat ce:llisi on on root-ball fi eld- l·:ngland and Jo';ll'tlll' l'
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\'s.
i\lar.-;hall .
Scon• too .·mall to
('01111 t.
H.
Dor·1u ito•·y J'Pt cption.
1~·-
vVho i;.:u't using spo n ta neity, ''er:;atil ity, and enthusiasm ?
'l' ho:;e present, Hcnedi;..t.
15-1 G.
19.
Girls •·t•fusl' to •Yell at foot-hall
St•·ike in do•·mitorv.
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~-ra nws.
l)ormitory gi r·ls J'l'solve ncn·r lo g-i\'(' the boys another
r·eception.
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22.
Da1·kn ess. R ecords lost.
'l'l'y ing to throw lkuhri n g and Huclo 11 an out of t lw
'l'hnnksgi,·ing game.
•'tc•ad,,· foot-ball JH'ac:t itc continue: .
Heuhring and Huckm;Ul allowed to play in 'l'hank·gi,·ing
game.
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COLLEGE CAL EN DAR---Continued
2:3.
( 'y Young's !ml'<' IITenched.
~fat'Shall
facing defeat.
1:3.
( . 'o pn pl'l's . ay ) .
2+.
:'ll;nshall 8, :\I orris IIan·ey 6.
1 oung
pla~·ed.
2::>. Pn'Jla J·ations for night parade, but Fatrs ag-ainst i t.
Hain.
27.
28.
~l;1jOI'
thl' llll'f; a re Hying into being.
l•'e t·~nso n a f l. a~t ll'il kt>s 11 p and calls fi r.st Boa ret rncdillg.
00. l ..~ns t Clny of the rnonth.
DJ~C'K!\ fBRR
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17.
18.
I0.
20.
'l'llis day is t lw fit·st day of th e last month oC t lH' t<• r·nt.
2. 1 1a ls tend : " Boys ! 0 boys! 1 'm telling you tha t lh e r·c•
g il'l is O tl (' ol' tlw p1·ctti est girls in ·chool. "
(1o,·. ,Jos. \V. l•'olk delivers a lecture in the Aud itot·iurll.
-J.. \Yho sa.vs Hohinson dicln 't take a girl to the lcc tut·(• last
nigh t.
r:) - (') .
l'nevcnt ful.
7. ( 'u lku and Col'll~rc ll can 't go to school ; r itlH•t· sick 0 1·
1n·i ti ng tlwmes.
Bini is liooded with themes to copy.
!l. ;\)ajot· themes handed in.
10. 'I' he ( ' lnssica l Association is org-anized and chooses
" ( \w.-;;11· " as pt'esiclent.
J 1. 'l'lw Ht' l'. !\ lr·. H oyt ta lks before the Y. J\f. and \' . W. U.
A in jo int meet ing.
12. Cluh boys ltave beans for dinner.
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22.
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.. Pap., Bail ey cro\\·s like a roostet·. shu·ts his automohlk, and rides a11·a,v ha rking likP a dog.
The t·umor is that some skipp('(l ehapel.
.. Ll' I f1unk. 1 'm not coming back next tc1·m. "
l''inal exams begin; many a r·e nel'vous.
No students do1m toll'n .
Sun day School teac ller;; 11·onder ll' h.Y eollt•gt• IH'o pl c m·e
not 0 11 t.
Net·,·es nrc restored, and <111 (?) makt• good gTacl e>~ .
J-1a.t da ys of' exa ms; .·orne rejoice and ot·lll't',-; 1\'('P Jl.
\ Ve sing, " There's no plaee like lt OJlH'," and hoa l'd t he'
t r.·a in.
~It·.
Fitzgerald, looking through t-Jw g l'il dL'S, says t iH'Y
ha ve done \'Cry well this tC'rm .
2:l. .J ess ie Aulnom ,,·akhcs fo r· .Santa Claus.
2-J.. ~ l i ss Steele attends a .\larshall par·ty gin •n h? ~ li ss
Emil<• B ecket.
2.). _\ 11 get up cal'l,v to examine contents or sto<·kings .
2(),
W het·c wa.· Sila ~
27. .\II'. Br·Yin Dor·,ry goes to \\'ayne county.
28. ('old \\'ave.
2!). Good sk<Hing ice.
:!0. He:;olutions made fo r the Nell' Year.
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J .ANUARY
l.
" 191 1. "
2.
Ou r· j oll y vacation is over and
m l
retum to old .l\ l. C.
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COLLEG E CALENDAR--Continued
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l~n· r·.~·hod~·
busy etnolling.
T"·o
Dl'\\'
IIH'mlwrs of the
Fac·ul tv.
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•\ .. I' nil'· 11irahilia hoat·d present a t nwl'li Ill,!.
] 0.
.\II Dor·mitor~· girls must go to church or·. 'unday-. 'chool
ea('h :-;u n<la •v.
Ledtll't' Cour.;e Con('ert. Dor~m 't Signor l~a l'l o l ott i
mnk<' <·Hnn ing little h O\\'S ~
I.J.. 11as kt•t-ha ll ga me. Hcccption aftenmnl.
1 :5. Ht>nHi r kable amoun t of siclmess in Co ll c•gp llall.
17. ::;<'JJiOl's· have a spelling test; AA fo r Al ber·t.
l'ot·
21. 13asket-hall, Sen ior;, \'S. l<'rrsllJHl'n. I I ur'l'ah
H'n •sh i es!
22. ~ l yst<• l' iow; aud remarkable scn.;ati on o I' mo,·i ng t l'lrll b
in Col lege H all.
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2.
l'l ay B<>tilany College in basket-hall a nll l\ 1. (' . IH';tt<' tl.
Yiola Allen her·e in •· \Yhite Siste r... (: n•at r ush for
halton\·
s<>ats .
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2 o 'tlodc 11r·. Fasten and classes dt•pa r·t l'or· Ohio. . )
odoek. Great exc·i tement in Ohio.
not yt't a l'l'i \·cd.
.\lirabilia meeting entirely unintetesting, most important
nwm ht•r· n bsen t. Senio1·-.J n n ior haskr t -hall goa me.
Nothing doing; too cool.
Haining.
l•' i r·st ,YI'ill' Greek Class with gn•at Pntlt11siasm dist"O \'t' l's
!IH' identity of the p raying mantis anll tl rr nr c•a ;.; u l' in ~
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7.
\ \'0 1'111.
8.
C'a r·n i\•al aunounecd in chapel. Sophonron•-l•' r·es lr rllall
buskct-hall g aml'. Great exci tement in "Gym. "
11.
Hophomore-Senior haskel-hall ~anw.
l :l.
18.
Scti<>tit's and da.·srs haw pidur·e-; takPn l'or· ~linthilia .
Senior-Freshman haskct-hall gam e.
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20.
Pirst basc-ha 11 ganw of sPa son p laycd on :3 1·d
fiCO !' cf doJ·mitory; Hoom :)4.
Ht•a<:tion.
2 1.
1\ntit·ipation of holi day .
2.'i.
\'Ta.; hin g ton's Hi t'thday a n d hol iday . Ht' ni or.~ ct·l ebratc
hy ph1 .ving Jun iors in haskei-haiJ.
''1\ 1endclssohn t rio <111(1 C. Edward ( 'Ia r·ln·. "
2fi.
'l'oo many eall ers on SHn clay night. \ •VIi C'I '<' was l•'ppncy?
l\ lr\H C'll
1.
Dr. TTa1rorth g iYCS a lec·tn t'C'
2.
l•'irst dn.r of C.:amival.
C:r·t'atest da~· of t he Carni\·al.
themsel \·e.s.
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I'C'tnini n<' t·on vt'r·sation.
1\ll p r·<•st•n t
H'<'lll
to t•n:joy
Brinker thinks if tlw caroi,·aJ had lastl'll a dH,\' longt• r·,
ht' \\'Ould ha \'C hPPn finanC'ia Ih• · t'lll ha J·r·assPd.
The .Juni~J' hegin to think Sl'r·iousl,\· ahoul · ' l lal umP .. ,
G. .\11 st<n·t to work with a will.
7. .J ohn ~o n nan entertains tht• · ·Trig'' <·lass.
!l.
:\'o1·man shows his skil l as a n ar·tisl.
'l'h<' .\li1·abilia Board haw their pi t'IU I'l' ta kprr.
"JI agen receiws an impo1tan t offi<·c> in tlw \'. h :-;,
II . 'f'h e TTrrald \Hit<'s on" LJab tJllt'. "
12. ( ~ <J <'S;l l' d efines love :- " Lovc is l ike r lPC'll'ic·ity in motion.
Tt c:omes with n cu rr ent and leaves \\·ith <1 s hoc:l<. "
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COLLEG E CALE NDAR-- CO NTINUED
H.
IIildtelh oftet·.-; a solo to the Juniot· English C lass.
1;),
'l' he lad dav
of t h<' let·m.
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Vaca t ion .
9.
'l' he ~l irahi lia Hoar d t'Plllains.
F ew
,- i,ito l·.~
at CollegP [J nll tcnight.
10.
l l.
All q11id o n the P otonuH·.
'l'tu•sdil y ;tl wa ys 11·a" ou t· .J o nah Day.
22.
l•'i f ly ('C'nts fin <' for· t•ach day you a re Iat<•.
12.
"No ll' Ids r c•ason t his
2:~ .
In ·om ing from a c·l ass Wa tk in s has to pa~s within thr<•<'
fppt of a young la<l,v.
I l ag<•n within the walls of :\L C. talks to a young lady
l'ot· ahout ten .-ec·ouds.
· · Ct>L yout·self togt'th <•t·. "
A ll go to Sundfl y-Sc hool Pxcept "Cft<'' ;11·. ·' Hr. ·tays at
ltOtlll' a nd stnd i<•s ' 1\• n ny.
. -;on '., ;"Dream o r ll'ai r V\TonH'!l "
-- ··A d aughter o f thp gocls"-":\ lost d i,·inrly fair. "
All the hasP-ball boys "·atc hing anxious!~· for the list.
B<•ts\·
• enfor ces het· aulho t·it,·
• in the stud\'
• halL
l•'itr.gPntld makl's a ho ute n tn.
Sh o r t lessons. ' rh i'l'l' .J uniors s ta t· in ;-, r ikado.
Aubrey 1\ la rTs pln ys h id P -and~see k \l'i t h ?llr..; . .i\ ly e r.,;.
1:1.
'"l'ca<: hing- l) ay" in :\lod t• l Sc hool.
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Good atf<•ndance at soc·i d i<'s todav.
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Bock Hoard h;l\·e a chanee to siPep late a-; hook is fin-
2-l-.
25.
2o.
011 t
tog-dhl'r. "
ished.
l (j _ D i cl yo u ;;pe the Claso.i cal Assoeiat ion stunts la;;t nie:ht !
17. "Bin er ani' !'inmi! L "
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7.
Rn<·hanti ng- ;; tra in.-; i ssn (' l'ron1 :{rei iioot·- g-il'is p ractice
collegl' ;;ong-s.
19.
l'\othing c•xciting toda~· ­
20.
" O h •vc•;;
21.
Aoo tiH' I' sdtool week fin is hl'd and 110 on<' :-c'Pms son y .
sir~
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22. l nclust t·i on:-; studc·nt.-; ,,·orkl'd toda y b u t
APRlL
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2.
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4.
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:\I ~ll'shall plays fi t·~t ~ant<' o f the sl'ason with .\11-Sta r, .
Oor·11t g il'l.- <:ousunt<' r rn tuanb; of .\pt·il 1st doughnuts.
SPniot·s haYe long-dt·padecl spelling ex;lm.
Sc·nio t·.-; taking to ni <· to get ow·r pffcct;; of e x< m.
J\1 o n roe 1\lark ley g i vr·s i<'d u re at t iH' Coll ege.
Hast•- hall bovs
., lta rd a l 1ro rk.
1•\• rguson actually summons enough <:o ut·agP to speak nl
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Book boat·d hcu·d at " ·ork getting book ready fot· tlw
2:~.
Oh! holl'
2-l
.\ot a thing stit·ing but a c·h illy hrpezl'.
"L.·) .
0rc•Ht <'Xt·iteme nt in th P hnlls.
ll'l'
sOil ll'
res l.
hate a rainy S u nday.
Beuhring in a ~ood hu-
tnor.
2fi.
" II Oil' JH '· I·-I'ec tl y lovPiy! "
27.
Discovp r·<•d t hat \ .Ye ltn<•t·, l m nd>Pl't, and BPttl t t·ing arc
tak in g~\
J) 1'('!01!'; .
nti -l•'a t getting t·c•ad.v ['o r th e war·m \\'t•ather.
2 .
C oa c h wo1·k~ the bo~·,; to a fini>.h getting n•nd~· for the
:30.
game tOIII OITO\\'.
End ol' ( 'a l<•ndar.
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F.dR.ll Ell l.Y DEB.l1'E
IIYJlS TO JllS . ' STAATS
" Ilcnc rable Judges, tine!:' hog. wi II send a boy to sdwol
1 heat·d the t r·ailing garments of :Hiss Staats
S1n•rp through our College Hall;
1 sa1r thl' poise of her detemrined hrad
.\ nd knPII. ,,·hat must befa ll.
for a yea 1·. · '
" .I ' llleaYe it to the class, ]~ I t·. l ;;nH IWI't, that you sa id la ke
;til togt'thcr." Yes, T ilirl, hu t I rncant lo ta kt• all togclhet·
~e pa r·atcly . ''
llnd L some t l'eacherous deed or adion done
·w o rthy o l' ;t ;,tern repr oof,
1\n d ha d s uch action t o her knowlerlg1• l:Ot tte
WPII ntight 1 keep aloo f.
( \'h th apologies to L on gfellow. )
S ltorl y OUom say~> t he r rasou II" L' don ' t pt·oduc\' tnOI'e :;ilk
is t hat ou t· soil i:-. not 1rell adaptl?rl to th1• cu lltll't' o l' :silk.
Hobinson is cletem1ined to lw <1 g rea t JlOl iti!·ia n : he is alt·r•ad,v a ble to use a co nsiderahh• alllount ol' pol ili<'al a l'gu w ent
in proYing his G!'omctr.v propositi on.
'l'he r·e ar·c lcttet·.s in accent,
'l'h1•n• are letters in tone,
But the best of all letters
Tn lrt-P t' alone.
~Ir·.
B.ird seems to have a gJ'(•a t liking not cnl.v fo r Ct·ow
hul an,v kind of B.ird.
~ l i.s.s
l'ot·Jlweli:- .. Boh, if T get stung, 1\·e got th rtt' naor·p
g-ir·ls in 1·icw . . ,
Bob : ·' I ;ll(·ky 0 uy .. '
Staat.:; to gil'ls h1king a , hampoo : · ·uurry np 11·ith your hair, girls, and takt' it to •1'0\ll'
))('forP the study bell rings."
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D lD r\ t\ YnO I)Y E VER SKE:
vVi II ia 111 .., ll'i tit his hair comlwcH
h 1111he l'l ll' ith his shoes shin ed ?
ll a~l' ll with a girl ?
]•'Piton without Pritchard ?
Lilh·
. in a hu 1·tT. '
'l'o 111 \Ya ll eut class ?
Fidd le1· .~ h·a l a hasP 1
1'-Jpl l :\ l d 'olm silen t?
\ ll's. ~ I .Yl'l'.-; snap het· finger ..; ?
JPtl'l' Ail ift blttSit 1
.Areht•J· without a .-m ile?
Amos wide a \\'ake ~
Bi rd fi •v '?
Sq u i •·t• ll i ggius dance '
J<'l'l'd (:aiTl'tt at the Dol'lltitor.r ?
' ' l<' at " La mbert lean and h ung I'.)' ?
Tilt' N ig-ht \~Tatc hman a 1rake?
l\ 1iss Wo l·tncy without a hca 11 'I
( ' lll ll' ll 1'1 111 a race '1
r:ugland ll'i tltOltt an office?
Talll'.'' in E ngland 's room ''
llildt·cth tip his cap ~
J'O 11'110.11 1'1' .ll AY UOXCPJHu',·
'l'o r c<:tify the 1'11111 011 1' which is a broad, I ll'is ll to state,
that I am as y et not lll iliTied but i mmune. " l,ap " Hai ley.
knoll' what }tiss KctT look-., l'ol' in t he LiD:lcs am·hodv
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\Yatkins :- ·· Say ho.n, if' 'Jliss C- was ten
cr, T \\'Oulcln ' t mind t'OliJ'ti n ' hr 1· a littl e."
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Dr. H a11·orlh to thL' .Junior Englis h Clas.~ :' •lf yon think I ' 111 blind tell me so and don 'l IJe putting
these signs around 11 \' l'C. "
The Senior Clas.s has adopted this as a IIIOtl o. · • lll'l p the
Blind. "
Killing>m or th : • ' }:;ay, boys, 1 'm shin in ' at the Do emitot·y . ' '
Corn 11·ell:
" I 'd l lkt• to be a F'r cshman on CIIHIWI
day.~. "
" Pap .. Ba ilP,\' i 11 the Cand_v Kitchen :. ' Do you sen ·c soup here?"
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GA RRETT GET'l'l X G A D llER 'l'l S /<J"lJEXl'/::J
Miss Cummings :- ' ' How do we know that we have a
brain 1''·
Albert :- How do we ]mow but what ou r head is all
bon e¥"
' "I'h e book is a valuable adverti:sing 1n cdinm."
Merchant :- "Perhaps so, 'rhat i ·the name of the bo o k ~"
G-'' ~lirabi lift. ''
1\ f- " Well, what does that mean ?"
G- " I t means-w-e-l-l, 1-e-s-s s-e-e, i-t m-e-a-n-s, well, it
means simply 1\Iirabilia. "
:Musgrave :- '' I don ' t know whether I can s pell Kimona
ot· not, Professor, but I think it is spelled "t-i-m-o-n-a."
H ildreth :-" Yer Kidden me."
Ritz :- " Common sense is sense that bas reason in ithorse sense is no sense at all."
l\Iiss A :- ' ' Is '' Pap' ' Bailey manied 1''
H ypes- '' All t he girls accuse me of being a flirt. ''
SEI\'lOR DEJi'INI1'lO AS OJ!' LOVE
'' Love
" Love
" Love
" Love
' 'Love
" Love
" Love
Dorsey.
" Love
is an abscess on the pocket book. ' '-Bailey.
is trouble. " - Ritz.
is as yet unknown. " - Williams.
is one continued fu ss." -Johnson.
is great. ' '-Corbly.
is true ; have had expet·ience. " -Flesher.
is an in ward feeling of out ward alloverness. " -
l\Iusgraves- " T've qu it Hun ting."
Elliot :-" 'l'he height of my ambition is to be a clerk"
l\lr. ·w. :- " What is electricity 1"
l\Ir. 'I' :- '' I did know, P rofessor, but T have forgot ten. ''
J.\lr. w·:- " I am very sorrow you have forgotten fo r that
is something that nobody else has ever known."
is smooth sailing if you can Row. "-Webb.
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.A f>AR'L'L\' 0 .liRSSilOE
.;\ Iiller :- " I t lw ttght that the pop ulation of: T exas was
g rea ter t han that of th e Un i ted S ta tes. "
To sNy ' 'Good Bye,'' it p ains the heat't,
F'or in you r \l"alls we got our 'ltal't.
Good Bye, Old R oom, do as y oLl like,
Thi& is t he word of P a t and -:\[ike ;
Y.le " ·orkecl together night and d ay
And came out ,1·ith a double .A.
vVe laugh ed aloud, ll"e shook t llC bed
'Till p eople 11·ere sorey \1·e 'rere ovet·head.
A r oa r and a racket, aud yo u can t ell
That .Pat and .Jlikc arc havi ng a spell ;
Not wi thout pleasu re, not wi tho ut j oy
One m a im; usc of t he pl'i 1·ilegc of h eing a boy.
J f 11·e h otn not thinking haYe caused <m y pHin,
L Pt s uch t hings pas.,; oYer and Friencls hi p r emain.
Por all our m isdoings, \\'e t r nly regn~ t ;
W e we re fr ien ds in beginni ng, and 11 c a.rc friend:, yet.
For f avors h ere granted our t hanks \1·e 've cx tf>nded ;
"Twas all uninten tional, if 11·c ll<ti'C oJtenclcd .
For oursclr es in the f utu r e we t hing it discl'eet
T o abid e at t he same place ll'h<' t'l'iu IH' d o Pat.
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.In Sociology- Prof. l''i t;;;geral cl :- " "What is s pcci<1lization ! "
Musgm,·c :- " lt is a f'el lo,,· 1r ho doe:; som eth ing that n obody else does. ''
Jn Caesar· :- " rta" proel iu m r estitu t um est ;-" 1' h us the
Jmttlr ll'as p<t ttltccl u p .. ,
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Jun ior to S enio r:- ' ·vVhat m1s th e fi t·8t n CII'S(Mpct p uhlis hecl in the United States 9 "
S enior· :- " vV hy- et·- t hP histOL'.Y tdls a ll J k noll' ahou t
it. ]'
Pn pi 1 t l'ansia ting Ce<t ·,u· :- " 'J'hc 1·i 1·e r fte 11· in to the
Ocean. ''
1\fr. F :- " What " ·as it Napol eon wished to leave to h is
son 1"
1\riss rl' :- " I do n ' t knoll', hi , bony -part, T t hink. "
:\I I KE. "
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PREST/M AY'S I DEA OJ'' UA .l !PUS
T he imtn tct or· in agricultme tells his cla% that in selecting chicken.·, on e ·hould take into consid eration th e number
of eggs each ll'ill lay p er day, rather than the quantity of
fe atlt<'l'S it will prodt tcc.
Clnb Manager to Joe Ferguson, j ust arrived in Hunting ton :- " Arc yo u going to .:Uar.shHll College?" F :- " 1 c:,,
S ir. " C. JL :- " vVait a f ell" minutes and yon can go up on
the car 11·ith 111e. " F.- " Ko thank you, ;\ lr. Cor·bly said fo ~:
me to g o up on t he campus ancl sorne of the boy" wotJld show
me the offi ce.
Sl::Jf:JERO
lf you
Study
H you
Btudy
S teele nomina ting a g i1·l for president of the Pr-cshm sn
Class :- '' ln my op inion .t\liss-- is t he best looking girl in
5chool." (Genera 1 langhtee) . Strele hastily COJTects himself. " 0 no I Beg your pardon, I don 't JHean a 11·ord of i t."
1rant to be a d unce,
yo11r S issero on ly once ;
wan t to he a man ,
.)'Oll r Sissero all you can.
S i>.1iet·o s poke tl1e Dago ton gue
L ea rned it all II'hen he was young.
'What he did and what he said
).lad<' Old Sisscro lose h is head.
Teacher in handing a pamphlet on com to 1\fi ·.,; A- - a ·k::; lir J· to d igest tiH' com 1rell hy l\londay.
H you d on ' t \Yant to suffer such,
J won ldn ' t orate too " d ern " much.
'!'ell y ou ll"hat T'cl like to k no,,·
J;; ho1r to scrap old Sissero.
:\lis;;; H- - , meeting h er pastor on the street:- " 0 :1,
H ello, J\ lr. B
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And ?C't th ey say old Sissero 's fin e ;
Lall"s. didn ' t h e seoreh old Kattelin c!
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Gee I h011· T'd like to hear him spon t
lf he 'd just cut that Latin out.
Smal l Kid to llilclt-ct h :- " Are- you- a- F I'esilman '!
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