Freaky-Deaky Al Fresco | Rundown | Chicago

Freaky-Deaky Al Fresco | Rundown | Chicago
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FREAKY-DEAKY AL
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If it's time to expand your bedroom activities beyond the bedroom, you've come to the
right place.
After years of exhaustive research, we've put together a list of our favorite locations for
taking your PDA public.
Disclaimer: If you get caught, we've never met.
Morton Arboretum
With 1,700 acres of open space amidst thousands of trees, this is our favorite place for
getting in touch with nature. As Chicago's closest thing to a national park, this romantic
spot is also large enough for you to find and create your very own VIP section.
Caution: Stay on the lookout for hikers wandering off the beaten path and into your
private Discovery Channel action scene.
Degree of difficulty: 4 of 10
Hamlin Park
For more of a challenge, finding private time in a city park requires vigilance,
determination, and quite a few cocktails. But the thrill could be worth it — just make
sure to keep yourself shaded from view in the bushes or under plenty of canopy cover.
Caution: You're near a major intersection in the middle of a city, with drunks from nearby
bars stumbling around making things even more challenging. You gotta want it.
Degree of difficulty: 9 of 10
Foster Beach
With grain comes pain. Unless you want to learn that lesson the hard way, stay out of
the sand in favor of the shaded tree area tucked behind the leafy park adjacent to the
beach.
Caution: A nearby bike trail is a little too close for comfort, so keep your eyes peeled for
blood-doping gearheads killing the vibe.
Degree of difficulty: 6 of 10
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This is an example of where NOT to try any funny business. Our thorough research
experiment in this Wicker Park club bathroom did not have the happy ending we were
hoping for, resulting in a furious bouncer screaming and pounding on the door like a
crazed pit bull.
Caution: It's hard to look sexy when you're being dragged out of the club.
Degree of difficulty: Don't even think about it.
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