WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
“THE PEOPLE W
HO ARE REALL
Y PISSED OFF A
YOUR MESSIAH
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ARE THE HARD
CORE LEFTISTS
WHOM OBAM
A PROMISED A
SOCIALIST UTO
PIA.”
split open! The
problem for Ob
ama and his zo
stupid. EVERY
mbies is that w
president in Am
e’re not
erican history in
That’s the natu
herits problem
re of history!
s.
FDR inherited a
depression. R
eagan inherited
abysmal econo
Jimmy Carter’s
my and foreign
p
olicy. George W
Clinton’s cluele
. Bush inherited
ssness about O
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the big leagues,
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up.
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ply is this: “You
’re right, Obam
He inherited ga
a did inherit a lo
s prices that wer
t of stuff.
e half what they
inherited a AAA
are today. Oba
credit rating. O
ma
bama inherited
lower than what
an unemploymen
it is now. Obam
t rate
a inherited a blac
that was far low
k unemploymen
er than the Dep
t rate
ression Era leve
inherited a natio
l it is now. Obam
nal debt that was
a
$7 trillion—with
what it is right n
a “T”— less than
ow. So you’re
right: Obama in
herited a lot.
Too bad he squ
andered it all o
n his reckless so
destroyed Ame
cialist schemes
rican prosperity
that
for at least a g
eneration.”
Then, if you rea
lly want them to
wail, say this:
But you know, it
’s not just we Lu
ddite conserva
disgusted with
tives who are
this joke of a pre
sident. Heck, th
REALLY pissed
e people who a
off at your Mess
re
iah are the hard
Obama promis
core Leftists w
ed a Socialist u
hom
topia.
Obama said he
would close Gu
antanamo. He
Guantanamo is
lied and flip-flop
alive, kicking, an
ped.
d open for busi
Obama said he
ness (thank Go
would create a
d).
single-payer he
caved. Obama
althcare system
care, while a so
.
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cialist nightmare
economy, is no
that is killing th
t the communis
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U.S.
t
policy he prom
Once again, De
ised the radica
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l Left.
to deliver.
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mountains of it
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MUST BE OF Y
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RACIST,
BIGOT PARTY!
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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
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MENTION
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send a liberal sp
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mention the Gip
psychiatrist,
per. Works like
a charm.
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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
OWN AND E
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JOY GUNS
Liberals hate th
e Second Ame
ndment.
They hate the id
ea that law-abid
ing citizens sho
protect themse
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lves and their fa
ht to
milies.
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Americans valu
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to bear arms.
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al right
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criminals, rapis
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when
their homes.
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ls sure are gen
iuses!
There are mou
ntains and mou
ntains of statist
guns make us sa
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fer, not less so
at
. The informati
and voluminous.
on is easily acc
But if you really
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instead of citing
er a liberals’ sk
reams of numb
in,
ers that liberals
just say this:
won’t understa
nd,
“After church,
our family had
a lovely time fir
range. My dau
ing our Glocks
ghter can hit a
at the gun
bull’s eye at 20
her. What a sw
yards. I’m so p
eet family bond
roud of
ing time!”
Church, straigh
t marriage, gun
s, and parental
marksmanship
pride in a daug
?
hter’s
Could there be
a more toxic bre
w for a liberal?
Lock and load,
baby!
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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
Domino’s box.
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rights, no one lo
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ses when some
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change the wor
, but all the “we
ld” mumbo jum
can
bo
we hear on com
utopian and imm
mencement da
ature. Truly. It’s
y is
time liberals gr
the most effect
ow up. Capitalis
ive and compass
m
is
ionate system to
poverty and prov
work people ou
ide real, sustain
t
of
ab
le jobs. I’d rath
by some profit-dr
er see a city se
iven capitalist pi
rved
g who invests m
to open up a bu
oney in a comm
siness for finan
un
ci
ity
al gain, thereby
swaths of peop
employing large
le, than some sm
ug, self-importan
who takes a job
t college gradua
in the inner city
te
to help the “poo
AmeriCorps or
r”
by joining some
PeaceCorps job
that is so unnec
propped up by ta
essary that it h
xpayer dollars.
as to be
Seriously. Payin
Doesn’t that de
g people to volu
feat the spirit of
nteer?
philanthropy? P
lease, spare us
We need rich fo
.
lks, you liberal id
iots! Who the h
your paycheck?
ell do you think
! Do you really
cuts
want a poor bo
paycheck not bo
ss
?
I don’t. I’d rather
unce so I can fe
ed myself and, Lo
my
my family. As A
rd willing, somed
dam Smith noted
ay
, “By pursuing h
individual] freque
is own interest
ntly promotes th
[a
n
at of the societ
when he really in
y more effectua
tends to promot
lly than
e it. I have never
done by those w
known much go
ho affected to tr
od
ade for the publ
ic good.”
So if you REALL
Y want to make
a liberal unrave
your butt off, m
l, go get a job, w
ake mountains
ork
of money, smile
Do that, and th
,
and be super h
e liberals you kn
appy.
ow will be apop
lectic.
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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
BONUS!
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7 WAYS TO MAKE A LIBERAL CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
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crooge McDuck
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b
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dancing on the
government-ow
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ned gold and e
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ved candy ca
ous!
Snort.
nes!
The reality is th
at liberals kee
p the myth of w
doesn’t pay ta
ho pays and
xes going beca
u
se it’s a prove
cudgel against
n
election year
their opponents
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and truly belie
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ve that all mon
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m
ent’s anyway.
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care if poor folk
s are mailing in
stale almonds
packages of
to the IRS, they
need skin in the
rich and middle
game, just like
class. Otherwis
the
e we’ll continue
getting now: a
to get what we
growing accep
’re
tance of citizen
are entitled to
s who think tha
money they neve
t
th
ey
r earned.
That mindset b
reeds depende
ncy, envy, and la
ziness.
And that, my fr
iends, is not Am
erica.
So you want to
make a liberal
bawl like a bab
the poor need
y? Tell them th
to pay their fair
at
share, and now
facts to prove
you got the
it.
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ABOUT JASON
Jason Mattera
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TRUTH ABOUT
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