Baby Shower Poem - Play.Party.Plan

Baby Shower Points Poem
This game goes quick and is simple to play,
Just listen to this poem and do what I say.
Points you will win and points you will lose.
Get the most points and a prize you can choose.
To each of you, I’ve given paper and pen,
That’s all you need; now let’s begin.
Babies are sweet but diapers are not,
Give yourself three points if a diaper you brought.
If Huggies are the brand, give yourself another five,
And take away four if they are on something alive.
Add another two points if you like baby shower games,
then take away five if you don’t know everyone’s names.
Babies grow fast and change quicker than you know,
Give yourself ten points if you yourself are prego.
Five points are yours if you brought a baby book,
And three more if this morning breakfast you did cook.
But take away four if that breakfast included eggs,
And another three if today you didn’t shave your legs.
If you have a child born in the month of May,
Give yourself three points then shout hip hooray!
Another ten points will be added to your score,
If you’re the person that is closest to the door.
If you’re standing up take away another three,
And add five points if you’re related to the mother-to-be.
Give yourself two points if your pen is black or blue,
And if it’s another color, instead subtract two.
Keep listening closely, the game is almost done,
Give yourself three points if you think this game is fun.
Five points are yours if a mother you are not,
And take away three if clothes are what you brought.
This is your final chance to build up your score,
Add six points if children, you have four or more.
Take away ten if those four are all girls or all boys,
And give yourself three if your gift included any toys.
That’s it, the game is over, wasn’t that so much fun?
Tell me how many points you have so we can figure out who won.