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ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE - KANE COUNTY EDITION
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KANE COUNTY EDITION
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ay, it got bit off by a varmit shark.
How'd you get that metal hook?
lost 'er in a sword fight . . . guy cut off me bloody
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If A Dog Was The Teacher
If a dog was the teacher, you would learn stuff like:
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet
them.
- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
- allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your
face to be pure ecstasy.
- When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
- let others know when they've invaded your territory.
- take naps. stretch before rising.
- run, romp, and play daily.
- thrive on attention and let people touch you.
- avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
- on warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
- on hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady
tree.
- When you're happy, dance around and wag your
entire body.
- No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into
the guilt thing and pout! run right back and make
friends.
- delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. stop when you have
had enough.
- Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close
by and nuzzle them gently.
Found Written on Headstones
In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny yeast. Pardon me For not rising.
In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
stepped on the gas, Instead of the brake.
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John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England
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Why Are You Not Married?
Here are some comebacks:
• you haven't asked yet.
• I was hoping to do something meaningful with my
life.
• Because I just love hearing this question.
• Just lucky, I guess.
• It gives my mother something to live for.
• My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.
• I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. america.
• do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss
saigon?
• I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
• It didn't seem worth a blood test.
• I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
• Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out
of dating.
• My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
• I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
• they just opened a great singles bar on my block.
• I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer
happiness.
• What? and lose all the money I've invested in
running personal ads?
• I don't want to have to support another person on my
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• Why aren't you thin?
• I'm married to my career, although recently we have
been considering a trial separation.
• Bonus reply for single Mothers: Because having a
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Dracula met Frankenstein in the street one
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Toothbrush Sales
the kids filed back into class Monday morning.
they were very excited. their weekend assignment
was to sell something, then share with the class how
they were successful.
little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I
made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach was
to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that
approach for my success."
"very good," said the teacher.
little sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that
magazines would keep them abreast of current events."
"very good, sally," said the teacher.
Eventually, it was little Johnny's turn. the teacher
held her breath. little Johnny walked to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the
teacher's desk. "$2,467" he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world
were you selling?"
"toothbrushes," said little Johnny.
"toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could
you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that
much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said little
Johnny, "I set up a chocolate chip cookie stand and
gave everybody who walked by a free sample.
they all said, “this tastes like Mud!" then I
replied, “It is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?!!"
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THE GENER IZ 53
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$630,000 Question...
What is the name of the five-dice game
where players try to create different
combinations similar to poker hands?
a. dominos
B. yatzee
C. Checkers
d. Holigans
Which two letters have the highest point value in the
game of scrabble? - 10 points?
a. J / Q
B. v / X
C. Q / Z
d. X / y
$632,000 Question..
the British call a certain game draughts. What do
the americans call it?
a. Checkers
B. Football
C. Poker
d. darts
N ov e mb e r 1
In december, 1913, one of the editors at the New
york World newspapaper created a form of intellectual
entertainment which proved so popular that it
can be found in every newspaper still today. What
was it?
a. Comics
B. Crossword Puzzle
C. Headlines d. Classified ads
What do the americans call the game which the
British call naughts and crosses?
a. Hearts
B. darts
C. Pin the tail d. tic-tac-toe
What is the most common color used in M & M
candies?
a. Brown
B. red
C. Green
d. yellow
(Answers below) See you next issue!
School Counselor
sandy began a job as an elementary school
counselor and she was eager to help.
one day during recess she noticed a girl standing by
herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of
the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
the girl said she was. a little while later, however,
sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by
herself.
approaching again, sandy offered, "Would you like
me to be your friend?"
the girl hesitated, then said, "okay," looking at the
woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress,
sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all
alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great
exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
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Helium was up, feathers were down.
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Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
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Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued
their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
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light switches were off.
OT!
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
ON THE SP
diapers remain unchanged.
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shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
the market for raisins dried up.
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National Eat Your Kid’s Halloween Candy
After They Go To Bed Day.
Sage Advice from Children
•Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10
•When you want something expensive, ask your
grandparents. Matthew, Age 12
•Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes and ears are
twitching. Andrew, Age 9
•sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the
morning. Stephanie, Age 8
•Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk. Rosemary, Age 7
•don't flush the toilet when you're dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10
•Never ask for anything that costs more than five
dollars when your parents are doing taxes. Carrol,
Age 9
•Never bug a pregnant mom. Nicholas, Age 11
•When your dad is mad and asks you, "do I look
stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, Age 16
•don't pick on your sister when she's holding a base
ball bat. Joel, Age12
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Bill and steve are discussing the possibility of
love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill says.
"thought?" steve asks. "What do you mean?"
"three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman
who wanted nothing to do with me," Bill says.
"Wasn't that love?" steve asks.
"No, that was obsession," Bill explains. "then two
years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman
who didn't understand me."
"Wasn't that love?" asks steve.
"No, that was lust," Bill replies. "and just last
year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. she was
gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had
a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on
that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the
pit of my stomach."
"Well, wasn't that love," asks steve.
"No. that was motion sickness!" Bill replies.
Printer Problems
I had been doing tech support for HewlettPackard's deskJet division for about a month when I
had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't
solve. she could not print yellow. all the other colors
would print fine, which truly baffled me because the
only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow.
For instance, green is a combination of cyan and
yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the
rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the
customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer
delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I
asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new
ideas.
after over two hours of troubleshooting, I was
about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us
for repair when she asked quietly, "should I try
printing on a piece of white paper instead of this
yellow paper?"
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there were three guys talking in the pub. two of
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after a while one of the first two turns to the third
and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control
do you have over your wife?"
the third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other
night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
the first two guys were amazed. "What happened
then?" they asked. "she said, 'get out from under the
bed and fight like a man'."
Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers
1- He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
2- sIt and stay were hard enough; Cut and PastE
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3- saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
4- three words: carpal paw syndrome.
5- Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that
he’s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
6- the fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
7- He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears
“you’ve Got Mail”.
8- It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
9- the FEtCH command isn’t available on all
platforms.
10- He can’t stick his head out of Windows.
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• “the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
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a shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal
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carfax report and many are
salt spreader (847)409-5222
priced in the
$3000 - $8000 range. view
Experienced Window Cleaner
our inventory at
residential/Commercial
FireWooD
www.hettsautosales.com
Must be self motivated,
Hetts auto sales is located
have vehicle & some
in downtown oswego by the
$125 Mixed Face Cord
r/r tracks, “our
English.
starting at $15 +
$150 oak/Hickory
mission is to give you a
Free delivery & stack
benefits. Call (630)464-7500
pleasurable buying
(630)907-0775
experience” and remember
Ed and John are your friends
in the car business.
For SALe
Hetts Auto Sales
residential & Post
69 W. Washington St. (Rt 34)
Construction
Cleaning
(6) 8x6 Cubicles - Excellent
Oswego, IL 60543
Full
and
Part
time
hours.
Condition, Gray with desks,
630-554-9339
Must
have
car
&
experience.
file drawers, overhead
www.hettsautosales.com
Northwestern suburbs
cabinets & baseboard
electric. $2,495 oBo
Hourly $14 + benefits.
BUSineSS
(847) 609-0181
Please call (630)540-9627
oPPorTUniTY
If you have excellent sales
skills, are looking for a
product line you can
present, call Craig at
630-853-8323 or lisa
at 630-258-9147
GArAGe DoorS
Garage Doors by Curt
sales and service
We sell CHI doors
lift Master openers
(630)276-3453
MASonrY
Lanza Masonry Inc.
Brick, Stone, Tile
Pavers Retaining Walls
847-833-3384
New Age Masonry
additions - Fireplaces - etc.
residential/Commercial
(630)809-2772
MoVinG
Need help on your next
move? you provide the
truck, trailer, home, or pod
and we’ll provide the
manpower. Call Mark at
MOVE ASSIST
630-788-5886
www.suburbanchicago
movers.com
PAinTinG
Bill’s Custom Services
Interior/Exterior
Painting & drywall Etc.
Wallpaper hanging/removal
over 20 years Experience
Free Estimates/Insured
(815)482-4155
horSe BArn
HorsE BarN aNd
stalls For rENt
5 stall barn with paddocks,
3 pastures and 3 sided 3 stall
Caregivers needed for clients
outdoor unit. located in
in Northern Kane County
Burlington, Il. lower than
area. We will train.
standard rates. Call Jim
[email protected] 630-514-4692 for additional
information.
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Train Service
a passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow.
Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. a passenger sees a
conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she
yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the
conductor. ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow
pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. the
woman sees the same conductor walking by again. she
leans out the window and yells, "What happened? did
we catch up with the cow again?"
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all
the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
Information gathered herein is from sources considered reliable.
accuracy however cannot be guaranteed. all humorous stories and jokes
appearing here are intended for entertainment purposes only and are not
meant to disrespect or harm any group or individuals. ads
appearing in this paper are not to considered as an endorsement or
validation by orange Peel Gazette for products or services offered.
reMoDeLinG
J & L BUILDERS
Basement Finishing
Kitchen & Bath remodeling
Flood damage repair
your Complete remodeling
service. Free Estimates
(630)334-1322
J-LBUILDERS.COM
rooFinG
A. JAYNE ROOFING
Free Estimates
shingles, Flat roofs
Gutters, soffit, Fascia
Most repairs $95 - $125
5% OFF with this ad
(847)931-2433
Tree SALe
trEE salE - 7’ austrian
Pines, 14’ river Birch,
5’ spruce, 14’ lilac. $110
each picked up. Pick up in
Burlington, Il Call Jim
630-514-4692
WAnTeD
I Buy sIlvEr CoINs
1964 and under
14 times face value
(630)815-1506
Cash Paid for
old Fishing/Hunting
Equipment
Call tim (630)327-1557
Wanted to buy junk Cars, trucks, Farm
Equipment/Machinery
semi-trucks trailers
Free Pick up
CASH ON SPOT!
(847)456-0974
YArD SPAce
AVAiLABLe
Sat., october 25
Youth Group
Spaghetti
Supper
Sun., November 9
St. George Church
Romanian
Sausage Sale
$6 donation; Carry-out available. Pick up time:1-5 pm. advance
orders a must. Call or text
serving from 5-6:30pm
(630)768-4851 or (815)739-2818,
tickets at the door or call
Calls only to (630) 898-4143
(630)851-4002
St. George Church
St. George Hall ▪ 667 Sheridan St ▪ Aurora
TRUCK & TRAILER REPAIR
● Vehicle Maintenance
● Vehicle Repair
● On-site Service
● Emergency Road Service
(630)851-2222
1250 Route 34
Oswego, IL 60543
Join the world’s largest school bus company.
Great pay, Great people, Great place to work. It’s a great job!
▪ starting Pay $13.00/Hour
▪ No Experience Necessary
▪ Flexible Hours
▪ Paid Holiday
▪ Health Benefits
▪ Paid training
▪ No Nights or Weekends required
Call Today! 630-978-3284 ext 13
oPen
Restaurant equipment and more..
to the
PUBLic
GENERAL KITCHEN TO CATERERS
Appliances ▪ Dinnerware ▪ Flatware
Carryouts ▪ Paper goods and more
164 s. Broadway st
aurora, Il 60505
Contractor yard space and
rv, Camper and boat storage
space for rent near
Hampshire/Burlington.
1,000 square Feet up to
1 acre available. Call Jim for
additional information
630-514-4692
(224)214-7421
[email protected]
Next Issue: November 5
Ad Deadline: October 24
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