ARLO AND JANIS by Jimmy Johnson ARLO AND JANIS by Jimmy

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ARLO AND JANIS by Jimmy Johnson ARLO AND JANIS by Jimmy
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by Jimmy Johnson
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ARLO AND JANIS
by Jimmy Johnson
I FEEl, UKE MY LIFE HAS
Ekl1'EREO'fI.4E
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by Jimmy Johnson
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LOlTERY T1CKET6!
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SHoe
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WIll
IT COST 'l'OU
TO RUN FOR
PRESIDeNT?
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By Jen
MacNe11y
Wasserm~a~n~'s~Vl~i~ew;;--'----------
T'-t(; NbW ~CONOMY
HOWARD HUGI-
-We had • little pI'Oblemwith the decimal point."
"The vet SIll' he should take 16 upirin
and to call him In the morning."
EST AND JOHN REINER
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"That', I'lght •••flve-nlnth, peppel'Onland fOUl'-nlnt"
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·A6 FAR A6 DINNER 16 CONCERNED, LEROV,
DECLINES ARE LEADING ADVANCES.-
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"Who would pay their taxes with
a flowered check?"
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by Art & Chip Sansom
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LESSONS,
WOULDN'T SE
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I DON'T THINI<'
YOU COULI7GO
ONE rJAY WITI-IOUT
A PRINK!
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OH YfAH~
I.'LL BET
I COULI7GO
TWO PAY6!
ANI7 HOW MANY PAYG
17YOU GO WITHOUT
NAGGIM5 ME ASOUT MY
DRINI<ING~
COUL
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All TROTby
. Bill ..Amend
Let Set,. represent all
three-letter words. ..
Let Set 8 repl'eSent all
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Let Set C represent aU
Words containing two
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NUMBERS.
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MICICEY MouSE
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DILBERT
COUNTING
UNIVERSE
by Scott
WORKS
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Adams
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IN
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THEYOU
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YEAR
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1 HAT! lM£SE '~:
PRoBLEMS.
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I JUST F1NI5HEP A 11t-Ii'AY Ii'IET,
ANt' ALL I LOST WAS 2 WEEKS
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FOX TIOT by Bill Amend
I WoN! I
WON.'
I BEATYou 51
fouR STRoKES!
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T~'1Ho.t
WHoLE
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WEEKfNDS
To CoMPLETE.
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BOFFO
by Joe Martin
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by Wiley
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MISTER BOFFO by .J oe
Mmtm
QIWIIS.by Ray Billingsley
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1LI1U. 8E
EMPlY FOR c;o4 HOUR~•..
1LI1'tHOUT PURPOS~
FOR 3O,l.'tO MINUTES ••••
by Brian Bassett
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QlICKEN·
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CALVIN AND HOBBES
By Bill Watterson
'tlH~T IF SOM£IP~
yOU
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THE BORN LOSER
I1ATIlE., CAN YOU
HOW M.A~Y
T£LL
AND
WAA
It-\C>IA~
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US
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COft\PR!$D n\E. FR£~
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'NITl-I 2S0 SNO'tlW\LLS?
by Art Sansom
~HY, I f>.MIMPRESSED
~D ().N YOU~TE:
TI-\O\
FOR
U~?
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EEKANDMEEK
By Howle Schneider
..uI1OGIE ••••
by Mike Peters
(;RfMMQ I ACCORt'INe
TO 1HIS
8001(
let-lORANCe
l~ Bt.ISS,
THE BORN LOSER
'WE
AAVe: A NQJ
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caVIN AND IiOI8ES by Bill Watterson
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THE BORN LOSER
6UT '(OUR
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Yoo'RE
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D\YS!
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(.LEANING
OPEN 3b5 [)\YS
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By Ch •.•• Browne
HAGAR THE HOfIf'IBLE
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AND JANIS
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by Jimmy-Johnson
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HOWCOO\.O YOU M~KE
A
n:tJ
Ot.} YOUR
.m~lJ,
n:~n
BLONDIE
I DON"!"
KNOW ... HOW WOUI.D
VOU 1.1KE 'TO e~ING YOU~
WI~E q POUNOSO~ iHE
WRONGSiU~~?
1-10
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.:iAKtIELD hy .Jim DavIs
I'M iAK'N~ TWO
FOUR-HouR NAP~
I1HOUc:rH"
YOO
WERE. CUTiINC:1
OOWN ON
I~STE.AD OF FOUR
TWO-HouR NAPS
~OOR NAPS!
THE BORN LOSER
WILLA M6M8e~
OFlH~AllDI~(,~
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1-100, .•
By Howle Schneider
EEKANDMEEK
I THIIJKMQlJI~
IS SE€£NG OtHER ((J.J(5
SH£ seJJr ME A
CHRlSTW\AS
CARO THAT
5AID'~Re.
CU
IIJ A. MILUOO'
D••••
FOX TRDI' by' Bill Amend
WHATcHA
[)o1N<;~
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OM, WEREN'T
TI'\ERE LIKE
10 DoZ.EN?
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JANlJA,RY,
I'LL 511c.lC
To LETTlJCE._.
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by Brian Bassett
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BEETLE BAILEY
OH, NO!
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~TEPPEC7 ON
A SUG!
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SI LLIONG
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MATTE~ IF
~OME: GET
OF 8UG~
GTEPPE17
r70N'T WORRY,
GO"
MAt7E
GO~r<Y!
THAT
POE5N/j MAKE
ME FeEl- AN'!
By Mort Walker
81LLlON6
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GO" MA"E
OF PEOPLE, TOO!
g~TTER,
ON
BEeTI-E
WIZARDOFID
By Brant parker and Johnny Hart
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GARFIELD
I'M GOINGr TO THE: STORE..
IS THE.RE ANl,lTHINGr
'TOU
170N'T WANT?
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by Jeff Millar & BUI Hinds
BEETLEBA4rr:,L:EEYV---=:.=----~
I'll' YOUKNOW··H~E
ARE52. WAR6
GOING
ON
~IGHT
NOW AROUNl7
THE: WORLl7~
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ANO INSiEAO OF l-4A.VINe
SEVEN YEARS OF ~
L.UCK ••.
MOTHER GOOSE
&
GRIMM
by Mike Peters
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NOT REALLY. NOW
SAY TllEY'LL
Acc.OMPLlS~ Tl£
SANCmNGW~
TlE'(
50 BUCKS'
WOR1lI
TllEY'RE MAKING
Tl£SI'EEDUMIT
'S DOWN MAIN
STREET.
OF NEW SIGNS.
AMYby Jack Tippit
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"The Bruisers squeaked by us
today ...72 to 7."
CLOSE TO HOME by
John McPherson
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CLOSE
TO HOME by John McPherson
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At • track •••••
New Jeney •
HERMAN by
'"What the heck-I
tOl'"0".
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eta. enout&h
it ••
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t1., •••
Jim Unger
-I've got only S86and 37 cents.
I.that ,•• sonabler
t'
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•••• ~ lZ' AA&n.
IN~"'IM"4PENT~tt'
TN& Re4T AWAV.
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BY BUNNY HOEST AND .JOHN REINER
THE FAR SIDE
ByGARYlARSOf\
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& •.
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·Hai ••••••sto •••••P You're supposed to be working
on ·St•••warsf'"
"Oh, Professor DeWlttI ..,. you •••••• Profeuo(
Welnbe'l1'''ume inIICtIlne? •••It'. dIgital I"
1PfIIeN" quite • ROI'J .-out
olctTom Whlttake •••••
CLOSE TO HOME by
John McPhersOIi-
Bobby's excitement abDUt ping to summer
he I'Md tne lign •
ea.., faded •.•••••
~SORE, TkEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER"
BOT FOR HOW LONG'?
,
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.-1_ to start fInt4Id trIII*II. DIILJ'II ••••• $25,000
"We're •••••••
.
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How many calories per
teaspoon of sugar?
~
: c). 16calories.
Less than ,ou thought, eh!
Now you can enjoy your favorite sweet tastes, in moderation,
without htMng to jump on the scaJe every 10 seconds,
"Het.'s
a
coupons
,,-
woman
with five thousand
who wants
to buy
a part
in_tere_s_t_in_th_e_st_ore_,_"
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••• OF 'NO Tc
REALITY
CHECK
BY SlGNE
WILKINSON
a.E 18~
byJohn
McPherson
BU~\NE:~~
Mf\1\1
M~. TooLAN KNoWs -mE stAlS
Of E.'4~'{ HALLof fAME. PJf~~
fO~1HE. L.A~TTWfNl'('{EARS .
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'JUsr NEVf.R
f;<H'B1T THE
CS~ME.fACILITy'
vJ\Trl
NUMlSt:R~
PLUGGERS by Jeff MacNelly
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PEANUTS
5M
• officially become a pluaer on the
remodlline Job.
ch week of a six-week
by Chari •• M. SChulz
By Bm Watterson
CALVIN AND HOBBES
nlt>-TS
Q.\, 1\-1t>-l{\('3 fOR
n\1:. BIG \-IELP.'
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WIZARDOFID
FOLLOW£,t>
By Bra,nt Parker ana .Johnny Hart
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CRIATOR'
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'Me
TUN~ IN AT
e-l..E~V~NfOfl.. New~
A~UT THe ~ND
OF TH~ 'M?({~I7!
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t*?T~~
ti\4~~ THAT
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ADAM by
,
Brian
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Bassett1
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by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
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BY ~A,I~
Ec;.'IMA'Ec;., WO~PLACE
D1c;.cuc;.~IQl.l17
OF ,I-IE ~
BOWL WILL WAI7IE MORE ,AAtJ
" MILLlQl.l MAtJ-j.\~c;..
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