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LOBBYING TALK, P.5 c a s c a d FUZZ BUZZ, P.14 i DRAG BINGO, P.17 a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA 3/14/07 :: 02.11 :: FREE M a G i C SK a G i T THE DIRT ON LOCAL FARMLAND, P.18 SKUNK CABBAGE: BIG, GREEN AND STINKY, P. 16 HOT ‘N’ COLE: NOT THE SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE, P. 18 GETTING LUCKY: ST. PATTY’S DAY BAND BLOWOUT, P. 20 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 2 Gspn!Mjuumf!Gbu!Cveeibt! !!up!Gvolz!EvdltÊ f Bellingham an out o di nto tep S Dpnf!difdl!pvu!bmm uibu!xf!ibwf!up!pggfs/ 2528!Dpsoxbmm!Bwfovf Epxoupxo!Cfmmjohibn!!844.9479 w he re e tor verything has a s SIC p.m. U M 8 E t. at LIV y Sa er Ev y WEDNESDAY MUSIC Jamie Lavel, Ashley Broder: 7:30pm, Roeder Home WORDS Spoken Word Wednesday: 8-10pm, Stuart’s at the Market Mystery Book Meeting: 6:30pm, Barnes & Noble Jennifer Baumgardner: 7:30pm, Village Books A glance at what’s happening this week 03.18.07 SUNDAY ONSTAGE What I Heard About Iraq: 7:30pm, Fairhaven Auditorium The Music Man: 2pm, Sudden Valley Dance Barn Taming of the Shrew: 3pm, Heiner Theatre, WCC DANCE COMMUNITY Dance Gallery: 5pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Breaking Trail Talk: 8pm, Fraser Hall, WWU MUSIC 03.15.07 The Berrymans: 2pm, Nancy’s Farm Whatcom Symphony: 3pm, Mount Baker Theatre Brenna Wells: 7:30pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU THURSDAY 03.19.07 ON STAGE Sketchingham: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Good, Bad, Ugly: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Hot ’N’ Cole: 8pm, Mount Baker Studio Theatre Footloose: 7pm, Ferndale High Auditorium What I Heard About Iraq: 7:30pm, Fairhaven Auditorium The Music Man: 7:30pm, Sudden Valley Dance Barn MONDAY MUSIC Meridian High School Concert Band: 7pm, Meridian High WORDS Poetry Night: 8:30pm, Fantasia Espresso MUSIC Vocal Jazz Festival: 12-9pm, Arntzen Hall, WWU COMMUNITY Anti-War March: 11:30am, Red Square, WWU WORDS Allan Holender: 7:30pm, Village Books Spring Stories: 10:30am, Bloedel Donovan COMMUNITY Ladies Night: 7-9pm, Kulshan Cycles Drag Bingo: 8pm, Fantasia Coffeehouse Craft & Antique Show: 10am-8pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds 03.17.07 03.16.07 FRIDAY ON STAGE Sketchingham: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Upfront Unscripted: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Hot ’N’ Cole: 8pm, Mount Baker Studio Theatre What I Heard About Iraq: 7:30pm, Fairhaven Auditorium The Music Man: 7:30pm, Sudden Valley Dance Barn Footloose: 7pm, Ferndale High Auditorium Taming of the Shrew: 7pm, Heiner Theatre, WCC DANCE Dance Gallery: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center SATURDAY ON STAGE Sketchingham!: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Hot ’N’ Cole: 8pm, Mount Baker Studio Theatre SketchingJam: 11pm, iDiOM Theater Upfront Unscripted: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Footloose: 7pm, Ferndale High Auditorium What I Heard About Iraq: 7:30pm, Fairhaven Auditorium The Music Man: 7:30pm, Sudden Valley Dance Barn Taming of the Shrew: 7pm, Heiner Theatre, WCC DANCE Lady Day: 7pm, Bellingham Public Library Dance Gallery: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Contra Dance: 7:30-11pm, Fairhaven Library WORDS MUSIC Michael Burke: 5pm, Village Books Family Tales: 7pm, Fairhaven Library BHS Jazz Band: 6pm, Bellingham High School FILM Women interested in jobs in the trades and technology—such as electricians, welders, carpenters, engineering technicians and more—should head to the Road Less Graveled happening March 16 at Bellingham Technical College Jennifer Scott Quartet: 7:30pm, Whatcom Museum Skagit Symphony: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Chad and Jeremy: 8pm, Silver Reef Casino Seattle Peace Chorus: 7pm, First Congregational Church COMMUNITY Chuckanut 50K: 8am, Fairhaven Park Runnin’ O’ the Green: 10am, Bloedel Donovan Park Craft & Antique Show: 10am-4pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds Native Plant Sale: 8am-3pm, Lynden Open House: 12-4pm, Heritage Flight Museum Firefighters Ball: 7pm, Bellingham Golf & Country Club Miss Whatcom County Pageant: 7:30pm, Syre Center, WCC The British duo dubbed Chad and Jeremy perform long-lost hits such as “A Summer Song” and “If I Loved You” March 17 at the Silver Reef Casino 03.20.07 TUESDAY WORDS Jen Marlowe: 7pm, Barnes & Noble Michelle Goodman: 7:30pm, Village Books VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY Michael Costelloe Talk: 4pm, Studio UFO Equinox Labyrinth: 4-7pm, Fairhaven Village Green Travel Talk: 12:30pm, Whatcom Museum COMMUNITY Craft & Antique Show: 10am-8pm, NW Washington Fairgrounds Road Less Graveled: 9am-1:30pm, Bellingham For music-related events, see page 23 TO GET YOUR EVENTS LISTED, E-MAIL [email protected] Do it 33 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 DO IT EEKLY c.a.s.c.a.d.i.a Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 03.14.07 More event information can be found starting on page 16 3 Do it 3 | Letters LETTERS 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 INSIDE Cascadia Weekly: D 360.647.8200 table of contents Editorial National Agriculture Day: March 21. According to Whatcom Farm Friends, Whatcom County has lost more than 11 percent of our farmland in the past five years—at that rate, farming could disappear from our area in less than 50 years. To fi nd out more about National Agriculture Week (March 18-21) and ways to support local farmers, check out agday.org or wcfarmfriends.com. Views & News 4: An intoxicating rebuttal 5: Minding our business 6: Ag battles 8: Magic Skagit 14: Pit bulls and pocketknives 15: Sex ed, bomb threats, peaceniks Art & Culture 16: Harbingers of spring 17: Two words: Drag Bingo 18: Song and dance 19: Ireland’s myths in oil 20: St. Patty’s music blowout! credits letters Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson D ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com Arts & Entertainment Editor: Amy Kepferle Dext 203 {calendar@ cascadiaweekly.com Music & Film Editor: Carey Ross D ext 204 {music@ cascadiaweekly.com Production Art Director: Jesse Kinsman {graphics@ cascadiaweekly.com Graphic Artist: Stefan Hansen {stefan@ cascadiaweekly.com Send All Advertising Materials To [email protected] 24: Love, cholera, time travel 25: A Rocky road Rear End 28: Help Wanted, Buy/Sell/Trade & Rentals 29: This Modern World, Mannkind, Perry Bible Fellowship 30: Real Astrology 33: Crossword, Troubletown 35: Transported at the Temple C A S C A D I A ©2007 Cascadia Weekly (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. 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LOBBYING TALK, P.5 c a s c a d FUZZ BUZZ, P.14 i DRAG BINGO, P.17 a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA 3/14/07 :: 02.11 :: FREE M a G i C SK a G i T THE DIRT ON LOCAL FARMLAND, P.18 SKUNK CABBAGE: BIG, GREEN AND STINKY, P. 16 HOT ‘N’ COLE: NOT THE SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE, P. 18 GETTING LUCKY: ST. PATTY’S DAY BAND BLOWOUT, P. 20 4 letters Contact Newspaper Advisory Group: Yvonne Cartwright Bianchi, Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre Cover: Photo by Lee Mann A ‘BOUNCER BIGOT’ RESPONDS I am a bartender, waiter and local business owner, and Mandatory Alcohol Server Trainer licensed by the Washington State Liquor Control Board. In response to John Smith’s “Bouncer Bigots,” his issues with local nightclubs’ door staff may be valid. However, Bellingham nightlife is not like New York or Los Angeles. To my knowledge, no one has been denied entry to Rumors based on “uncool” clothing. The only reason door staff will deny entry is if the patron shows signs of intoxication or makes disparaging remarks toward a minority group. I personally have refused alcohol service or cut off hundreds of people in my six years bartending and overseeing the beverage department of a local tribal casino. The vast majority of these patrons were under the infl uence of alcohol or other intoxicants; fewer than 1 percent of these patrons were not intoxicated but had some disorder or problem that made them exhibit signs of intoxication though they were not under the infl uence. Unfortunately, Washington State’s liquor law states “it is illegal to serve or sell alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated” (emphasis added). RCW 66.44.200(2)(a) states “No person who is apparently under the influence of liquor may purchase or consume liquor on any premises licensed by the board.” To protect a business’ liquor license, the staff must ensure that intoxicated patrons are not allowed entry or served in their establishment. Hundreds of people enter the clubs mentioned by Smith every night, and door staff must make quick decisions based on signs of intoxication. The WSLCB includes as signs of intoxication: lack of physical coordination, slurred speech and slow, deliberate talking among others. I did some basic research on Par- kinson’s disease from WebMD. com and found symptoms can include poor balance, slowness in voluntary movement, slow response to questions, fixed or blank expression, and trouble speaking. The door staff are the guardians of the business’ liquor license. The volume of people in and out of clubs (especially after the smoking ban) is enormous, but they are busy and do their best to be fair and courteous. One possible solution for Mr. Smith is to go to clubs at 9 or 10pm, before it gets busy, and explain his situation to the staff while they have time to listen. Rumors’ door staff are good people doing their job the best they can. Everyone should have access to clubs to socialize and have fun; unfortunately, it may take a bit more effort for Mr. Smith. I’m sorry for his inconvenience and I’ll be happy to buy him a drink when he comes in. —Rian Greer, Bellingham the Bellingham/Whatcom Chamber of Commerce and Industry. Oplinger has been in Washington, D.C., lobbying for changes to a federal mandate requiring passports at the U.S.-Canada border. Q. What are the top issues facing the Bellingham/Whatcom County business community? A. Our top issues, in no particular order, are: ensuring the border remains safe and open, ensuring the growth at our airport can be accommodated with facilities and parking, and engaging in the community conversation about the impacts and ramifications of an increase in Whatcom County’s population and how we can maintain our quality of life while welcoming these newcomers. Q. The home construction industry looks to be cooling. What’s your forecast? A. Construction has been a driving factor in Whatcom County’s hot economy over the last few years. However, especially in home construction, we have been predicting a decline for two years now, and it looks like it has arrived. We cannot sustain the rate of one new home being built for every new person moving to Whatcom County, when the average household is 2.2 people. However, there are many important things that have happened in the last few years, including the increase in higher wage jobs in non-construction trades, which should help Whatcom County weather the downturn in construction relatively well. Q. You were outspoken that local governments did not fully consult the business community before enacting a ban on socalled big-box retail. What more should councils have done to consult with this community? A. The issue is a continuing inability to see business as an equal partner with neighborhoods and other concerned interest groups. We do not believe we should return to a time in the past where the business community controls everything, but the pendulum has swung too far over, and we seem to now be in a situation where it is acceptable to spend substantial time with some interest groups in this community working on issues prior to a council vote, while others are ignored. On this particular issue, if I was mayor or council president (and no, unlike everyone else in Bellingham, I am not running for mayor), I would have called all interest groups to the table when the decision was made internally to not perform the community impact assessment on big-box retail, and engage in a dialogue about how we could come to consensus on addressing the legitimate issues raised by all sides. This process, instead of the top-down, non-participatory process we got, seems a much better choice in a community such as ours. Q. Is, as has been said, Bellingham unfriendly to business? A. Bellingham, the community, is not unfriendly to business. There are, however, some in our community that seem to think business is often the root of all civic evil, and is really only good as a means of paying for the services residents want. As far as addressing this issue, I think we as the business community need to continue to tell our story. We need people to see that the owners and managers of businesses across Whatcom County live here, too. They want good schools, quality recreation, open spaces, preservation of ag land and a healthy environment. There is not a cabal of bloated business executives sitting in a smokefilled room dreaming up new ways to pave over paradise and put in a parking lot. ...Well, at least not in Whatcom County. +AREN04HOMAS#ONDUCTOR #HORALMUSICOF"ARBER#OPLAND ,AURIDSEN4HOMPSONANDOTHERS 3ATURDAY-ARCH PM 7ESTERN7ASHINGTON5NIVERSITY 0!##ONCERT(ALL^&REEPARKINGAVAILABLE !DULTS3ENIORS3TUDENTS5NDER&REE 4ICKETS#OMMUNITY&OOD#OOP0IPER-USIC 6ILLAGE"OOKSAND775"OX/FlCE WWWTICKETSWWUEDU WWWBELLINGHAMCHAMBERCHORALEORGOR Do it 3 | Letters LETTERS 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Minding our business Bellingham ChamberChorale 4IM&ITZPATRICK#ONDUCTOR Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 Q &A: KEN OPLINGER is president of Masterpieces AMERICAN BY TIM JOHNSON 5 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views VIEWS 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 6 The Gristle MOOD SWINGS: At first glance, it appears Bellingham Planning Director Tim Stewart is kicking ass and taking names—enforcing the City’s development regs, building better communication within and between neighborhoods, tuning public process, and generally sharpening pencils for the better planning work he was trained for. For sure, he has made developers—once the vested darlings of City planners—cry, south, north, and central. In the most recent of these instances, developer Mike Allsop vows he will now build an industrial park next to Squalicum Creek Park after plans for a mixed-use development of 150 residential units and 40,000 square feet of commercial space built on 7.5 acres was rebuffed this week by City Council, with a City Planning Department cooler to such projects than, say, two years ago. Proponents of the Squalicum Lofts plan say their ultra-modern urban village concept may now be replaced by the dismal industrial complex allowed under current zoning. “That is not intended as a threat, it is just the reality of the situation,” said Jeff McClure, a partner at RMC Architects who is overseeing the project. Last week, Stewart earned the wrath of DR Horton—the Wal-Mart of homebuilders—after he sent a letter saying the homebuilder is responsible for road improvements in the area of their planned development of 429 homes on 72 acres, the “Reserve at Cordata.” When Cordata was planned a decade ago, agreements were set in place regarding roads and who would pay to upgrade them. DR Horton was originally held up in its construction until the City reached an agreement with Trillium Corp., the initial developer of the area, on those road improvements. Now the City says DR Horton is responsible for improvements at the intersection of Cordata Parkway and Kline Road. DR Horton snarls back that they should not be responsible for this; they say the additional homes will not put enough traffic stress on the area to warrant building new roads (yet the 429 homes would increase the residential units in that neighborhood by nearly 30 percent). Whether reclarifications of the law or (as they are viewed among developers) take-backs, perhaps the most egregious of these occurred last month when Stewart lopped 25 feet off the proposed (and approved) Fairhaven Harbor tower championed by developer Ted Mischaikov. Mischaikov has been battling since December 2004 to build a mixed condominium-commercial development on the block between Eighth and Ninth streets and Harris and McKenzie avenues in Fairhaven. Focus of ire from neighbors is a proposed tower more than 100 feet tall they say is out of character with the pedestrian-friendly historic neighborhood. Maybe, but the City’s Planning Department and Hearings Examiner did not agree. Stewart’s predecessor, Jorge Vega, went to bat for the project, arguing in favor of such projects in the city’s urban centers. Armed with that, and getting approval for a new set of drawings, Mischaikov submitted a third set of plans to the City in November showing slimmed-down buildings, with one rising 102 feet, and added green space. views your opinion the gristle BY DON STUART Agricultural Battle Why farmers and environmentalists need each other THE POPULATION of the Pacific Northwest will quintuple over the next century. Three-fourths of Washington’s farmland costs more than a farmer can afford. Every year we lose an area of farmland equal to the size of Lake Washington. With pressures like these, it is hard to imagine how either agriculture or the environment can survive. Most environmentalists appreciate that farming is better than the land uses that take its place. And most farmers want to be good stewards–they consider themselves environmentalists. Yet farmers and environmentalists continue in an ongoing battle that seems endless. Ironically, each needs the other. WHY DO ENVIRONMENTALISTS NEED FARMERS? A farm is a business. And farmland is a business asset. Owning land has a carrying cost measured by what the land investment could earn elsewhere. When competition from nonfarmland uses drives values above what a farm can afford to pay, the business logic of continuing to farm the land dissolves, and it sells. The first consequence of such a sale is that parcel size collapses to current zoning. In Washington, at best, that will be 35-40 acre parcels, but it also may be 10 or even five acre parcels. And much of our agriculture-zoned land is grandfathered-in smaller parcels. So the result is fragmentation of the land, increased population density and increased intensity of use. These new non-farmer landown- WHY DO FARMERS NEED ENVIRONMENTALISTS? ers usually have little real need for large land parcels. Their outsized residential acreages are a burden and come to be seen as investment opportunities. A powerful new rural political constituency fights for relaxed zoning and further subdivision. The rationale for the larger parcels in farm zones was based on the needs of agriculture. If agriculture can no longer afford them, that rationale dissolves, and the central reason for large-parcel zoning disappears. This creates a death spiral for surviving agriculture as surrounding lands fragment, inconsistent uses move in, and the market value of land further increases. Fewer local farms are providing water quality filtration, aquifer recharge, floodwater detention, riparian and upland wildlife habitat or migration corridors. The environment suffers, and public pressure for environmental protection increases. Because we now have many smaller parcels with owners for whom agriculture is not a primary occupation, it becomes difficult to offer voluntary, incentive-based management options for environmental concerns. Instead, heightened pressure to regulate shifts the cost burden to individuals. The surviving farms lose profitability and fall victim to yet another vicious cycle driving land out of agriculture. Views expressed are not necessarily those of Cascadia Weekly If saving the environment requires that farms be saved, and if saving farms requires saving farm businesses, then clearly environmentalists can be a big help to farmers. As things stand, agriculture is in trouble—help from the broader community is needed to halt and reverse things. Farmers need sensitivity to their regulatory needs. They need land that is affordable. They need financial help in mitigating for the environmental impacts of growth. They need help with economic development and understanding from consumers who care about the environment. Environmentalists, who need these farmers, can provide political support and credibility. Of course farmers will need to adopt a new, riskier, political strategy of building coalitions, working with the community and accepting compromise. Their risk is they could compromise and get nothing in return. But the strategy of political combat is clearly failing. Environmentalists need to recognize the environmental benefits of farmland require a profitable farm business and be willing to help make that happen. The product of these changes can be a stable future for agriculture and a cleaner environment for generations to come. Don Stuart, of the American Farmland Trust, is keynote speaker at the Community Food Co-op Annual Meeting, 5:30pm, Sat., March 24 at Bellingham Ferry Terminal. March Madness Discover optimal health from the inside out. 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Stewart says he didn’t know why it had been overlooked; but since it had been discovered, he must address the issue. Mischaikov, whose partners have sunk more than $100,000 in requested design alterations, is livid. “We designed our project in an environment of knowledge,” Mischaikov says, “with Planning consulted and complied with every step of the way. We did everything the City asked. “Who is served by this? Who is served by any process that is fraudulent or unfair?” For sure, the pendulum has swung far from that fateful meeting at Fairhaven Middle School in April 2005, when Vega laid down his department’s priorities… and those priorities favored development. Equally sure, the red-hot housing market has cooled, with last month’s home sales down 10 percent from February of the previous year. Panic diminished, gold rush abated, now’s perhaps the right time for planners to take a more circumspect look at growth and development issues. But most assuredly, Bellingham currently lacks the rudder of a strong mayor giving new direction to City staff. At election time, the wrath of massing neighbors evidently carries more sting than a handful of developers. Yet Ted’s got a point: “I don’t have to agree with decisions, but I do have to understand them.” Fair is fair, and the City should honor its agreements, not impose new duties or requirements on projects already in the pipeline. If the pendulum had not swung, and it was now ordinary citizens on the receiving end of these “sudden adjustments,” oh, how we’d all howl! Ted has another point, too, which is— for all its controversy—his building is a more intelligent, aesthetic, higher-quality design than most of the lamentable stickframe junk tossed up during Fairhaven’s short-lived condo boom. Developers beg for only one thing, really: Predictability, so that when they lay costs in a spreadsheet and go out for financing, those costs do not later telescope dramatically. We squat on the knife-edge of a city and its buildings becoming unbearably expensive for anyone who works for a living; and a county that, being more “developerfriendly,” risks the rural character we all enjoy. Those are threats as real as Bellingham losing its published Q of L quotient. Thus, while it may be tempting to pander to “no growth” neighbors in this interesting election year, we hope the political discussion is more nuanced and offers equitable solutions—a future we all can live with. Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 The Gristle 1800 Custom-Fitted Bra Sizes (360) 815-3205 www.thehealthybracompany.com 7 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-15 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 8 currents news commentary briefs Photo by Lee Mann MagicSKAGIT BY JESSICA KOWAL Farmers and conservationists form a rare alliance THE STANDOFF between farmers and environmentalists is a familiar one. With salmon and wildlife dwindling in the Skagit River Delta, some environmentalists had argued since the 1980s that local farms should be turned back into wetlands. Farmers here feared preachy outsiders would strip them of their land and heritage. This year, though, the standoff ended—at least for three longtime farmers in this fertile valley, who began collaborating with their former enemies to preserve wildlife and their livelihoods. The Nature Conservancy, which usually buys land to shield it from development, is renting land from the three farmers on behalf of migrating Western sandpipers, blackbellied plovers, dunlins, marbled godwits and other shorebirds. From private and public funds, including a grant from the federal Environmental Protection Agency, the farmers, David Hedlin, Gail Thulen, and Alan Mesman, will together receive as much as $350,000 for three years of labor, expenses and the use of 210 acres, said Kevin Morse, the Skagit Delta project manager for the Conservancy. Each man has committed about 70 acres to this project, which is called Farming for Wildlife. A third of that land will be flooded with a few inches of fresh water in the spring, fall and winter. This will create shallow ponds to entice thousands of birds, some of them on their way to and from the Arctic, to stop and snack on tiny invertebrates and worms as they travel along the Pacific flyway. More than a dozen shorebird species have declined primarily because of the loss of local wetlands, said Gary Slater, research director at the Ecostudies Institute and a consultant for the Nature Conservancy. CONTINUED ON PAGE 10 BY TIM JOHNSON Skagit Farmers FACE CHALLENGES, OPPORTUNITY PRESSURES ON the farming community to turn productive agricultural land over to development are tremendous and many. Farmers cannot exist without farmland, yet farmland cannot exist without economically successful farmers. Threatened by the economic vise of sprawl, caught between two major metropolitan areas—Seattle to the south and Vancouver to the north—Skagit Valley feels the pressure to convert farmland and open space. From another direction, new environmental policies supporting wildlife, fish, water and land conservation limit farmland use. Perhaps most intensely, low crop prices over the last five years have further squeezed Skagit farmers’ economic viability. Don Stewart, Northwest states director for the American Farmland Trust, estimates 75 percent of the state’s farmland, if put to another use, would have a higher market —David Hedlin value than it has as farmland. That, he says, is a tremendous disincentive to keep ag land in productive use. Backed by Skagit lawmakers, a bill being considered in Olympia this session—SB 5108—would create a new state Office of Farmland Preservation in hopes of shielding more farmland from development. “What you’re doing when you sell farmland for another use is trading a lifetime of omelettes for a one-goose dinner,” Skagit farmer David Hedlin says. Chris Cheney, a lobbyist for the state Dairy Federation and Fryer Commission, told the Senate Agriculture and Rural Economic Development Committee that new office could help focus resources on protecting quality farmland. commentary briefs “We’ve watched some of the best dirt God ever made end up under warehouses,” he said. “All farmland is not created equal. I think the state will be well served if the emphasis is on saving the people that want to be saved.” Indeed, despite pressures Skagit Valley is legendary for its agricultural productivity, renowned for its world-class Tulip Festival, and beloved for its extraordinarily rich and beautiful landscape. The valley has a long history of progressive and successful farmers, who are an integral part of the area’s economy. At its most basic, agriculture is the most renewable resource we have. “People who do not have farming in their blood sometimes have a hard SEE time understanding these forces,” WHAT: “Harvesting says Leo Roozen, whose family manthe Light: Images of Contemporary ages the largest farm acreages in the Farm Life” photo Skagit delta. exhibit “They drive by and they say, ‘This WHEN: 11am-5pm, is beautiful’ and ‘I want to live here.’ March through Nov. Later, if the farm makes dust or noise 4, 2007 WHERE: Skagit after 4:30pm, you’ve got people callCounty Historical ing, asking what kind of chemical Museum (501 S. you’re spraying,” Roozen relates. First St., LaConner) “They’re surprised that a farm keeps INFO: 360-466operating after sundown. These can 3365, skagitcounty. net/museum be complicated issues, but the solution is education.” But simply educating neighbors and holding farmland in reserve isn’t enough to save farming in the Skagit Valley. Farmers must be economically successful so that they can re-invest in their farm enterprises, Roozen says. Leo’s father, William Roozen, emigrated from Holland in 1947 with years of experience in bulb farming. His family first began raising tulips in Holland in the mid-1700s. A man with strong hands and a good back, William started his Skagit bulb farm on five acres of land. Within five years, he purchased the Washington Bulb Company. William’s sons—Leo and his brothers—grew this small company into the largest tulip-bulb grower in the country and one of the largest employers in the Skagit Valley, with more than 1,200 acres of field blooms and 15 acres of greenhouses. With the early spring, the family welcomes hundreds of thousands of visitors—from all over the country and around the world—to their garden and store during the annual Tulip Festival. “What you’re doing when you sell farmland for another use is trading a lifetime of omelettes for a one-goose dinner.” SESSION 3: THE WOMEN OF JAZZ Mar. 16 FILM: Lady Day: The Many Faces of Billie Holiday Mar. 17 CONCERT: Jennifer Scott Quartet in a tribute to Billie and Ella CONCERT SPONSOR: DOROTHY SHERWOOD SESSION 4: THE SWING ERA Apr. 20 FILM: Benny Goodman: Adventures in the Kingdom of Swing Apr. 21 CONCERT: Pearl Django with special guest Bruce Hall on clarinet • $10 / $20 / $25 CONCERT SPONSOR: FRIENDS OF THE BELLINGHAM LIBRARY SESSION 5: JAZZ INNOVATORS: FROM BEBOP, TO HARD BOP, TO COOL & MORE May 18 FILM: Celebrating Bird: The Triumph of Charlie Parker, by Gary Giddens 1987 May 19 CONCERT: Mike Allen’s “Hard Bop All Stars” featuring Julian Priester-trombone & Chris Davis-trumpet CONCERT SPONSOR: FRIENDS OF THE BELLINGHAM LIBRARY SESSION 6: LATIN JAZZ AND JAZZ AS AN INTERNATIONAL MUSIC June 15 FILM: A Night in Havana: Dizzy Gillespie in Cuba, Directed by John Holland 1988 June 16 CONCERT: Batuque Latin Jazz Ensemble CONCERT SPONSOR: JOYCE AND TERRY BUSCH CONCERTS 1, 2, 4 & 5 - WCC Heiner Theatre CONCERTS 3 & 6 - Whatcom Museum 7:30 PM • Members $10 / General $12 / Door $15 (except where otherwise noted) FILMS - Downtown Library DIVERSIFIED FARMING 7:00 PM • Free but require a ticket Hedlin and his family farm 400 acres where the Skagit Valley empties into Sullivan Slough. He is on the board of Farming & the Environment, a nonprofit organization comprised of a coalition of environmentalists and farmers dedicated to ensuring the ecological and economic health of agricultural lands and rural communities. CONTINUED ON PAGE 10 INFORMATION - Contact Jud Sherwood, Jazz Project Director at [email protected], 360.650.1066 or www.jazzproject.org Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-15 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 news Re: New Media presents a Viewing and Discussion Program in America’s Libraries Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 currents:: THE JAZZ PROJECT & THE BELLINGHAM PUBLIC LIBRARY PRESENT… 9 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-15 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 10 currents:: MAGIC SKAGIT, from p.8 The farmers see the Nature Conservancy’s willingness to pay them as an acknowledgment that they should not be expected to sacrifice their land or their living for wildlife. This approach effectively turns shorebirds into another crop to manage, instead of grounds for a lawsuit. “The stewardship ethic in this valley is incredibly strong, but it doesn’t trump the bank,” said Hedlin, 56, who, with his wife, Serena Campbell, grows farmer’s market produce, vegetable seeds, pumpkins, winter wheat and pickling cucumbers on their 400-acre farm. Hedlin’s 70-acre Farming for Wildlife parcel was flooded after heavy November rains breached a dike, a preview of what environmentalists hope will happen. Edged with wild roses and blackberry bushes, this accidental lake quickly attracted wintering waterfowl like trumpeter swans, coots, and mallard, teal and wigeon ducks. Skagit’s glorious tulip farms attract hundreds of thousands of tourists each April. Skagit farmers also produce about 80 crops of commercial significance, including seeds used to grow beets, spinach and cabbage around the world, many of the red potatoes eaten in the United States, and vegetables and dairy products sent to farmer’s markets and restaurants in the Pacific Northwest. Thousands of years of flooding on the Skagit River deposited a rich layer of topsoil in the “magic Skagit,” as Hedlin calls the valley. European immigrants flocked here starting in the 1860s and built Victorian houses for their families on the board-fl at green fields. They also constructed an elaborate network of earthen dikes to capture land from the saltwater delta and prevent the rivers from flooding their farms. On this managed agricultural landscape, tens of thousand of acres of farmland were once tidal wetlands, Hedlin said. Since the mid-1990s, residents have tried to slow development as strip malls and housing subdivisions marched northward from Seattle. Skagit County residents pay extra taxes to buy development rights from farmers, and a charitable group, Skagitonians to Preserve Farmland, warns that “Pavement is forever.” Literature LIVE! EVENTS GO TO news commentary briefs Many conservationists have also decided that farms are better than pavement, and say they are willing to balance preservation with profitable land use. Morse lives here and even volunteered to spend two days last spring selling Hedlin’s produce at a farmer’s market. “We don’t know anything about farming,” Morse told the farmers over coffee and sandwiches at the Rexville Grocery. “You guys are the stewards of the land. You tell me what to do.” For this experiment, each farmer’s 70-acre parcel has been planted with a mixture of clover and grass to enrich the soil. While a third of the land will be periodically flooded for birds, a third will be fenced as pasture for dairy cows, and the rest will be mowed and otherwise left alone. Farms here are gradually shifting toward organic production because consumers willingly pay much more for organic food. As another incentive to join Farming for Wildlife, the 210 acres will be available for organic use after three years. Mesman will start producing organic milk with his 225 Holstein cows next spring. Thulen sees a big market for organic potatoes. “In my time, I can see our little valley was farmed very hard,” said Thulen, whose 2,000-acre farm was begun by his grandfather in 1867. “That pendulum has swung to get the ground healthy again.” In an ideal world, the Nature Conservancy would love to persuade farmers to add wetlands to their regular crop rotation. To that end, the group’s scientists will analyze soil samples to assess whether shallow flooding might improve soil fertility as much as cow manure and mowed grass do. In a similar project on the Tule Lake National Wildlife Refuge in Northern California, farmers reported better potato yields and fewer nematodes, a harmful worm, on land that had been purposefully fl ooded. But scientists say this may not apply in the Skagit Valley, where the soil has a higher clay content. Whether or not they end up with more productive land, the three farmers seem pleased to try something new without financial risk. “If 100 years from now,” Hedlin said, “there are healthy viable family farms in this valley and waterfowl and wildlife and salmon in the river, then everyone wins.” FARMERS, from p.9 “Serena and I are trying to figure out how to make a living without losing track of who we are. We like being farmers. We like producing food for people that is good for them.” —David Hedlin “Being able to farm here on this land is a privilege,” Hedlin says. With his wife Serena Campbell, Hedlin is the third generation on the family farm, raising crops on approximately 400 acres of fertile land in the Skagit Valley outside of La Conner. “The Magic Skagit,” as it is called by locals, is home to some 90,000 acres of farmland. People here, Hedlin says, value the rich soils, the diversity of wildlife sustained by slough habitats, and the cultural heritage of their unique valley. “We can grow so many different crops in Skagit. We need to hang on to this,” agrees Campbell, an oceanogrtapher by education. “Desert soils, irrigated soils, are incapable of pumping out crops year after year after year, but we can do it virtually forever. We do not build up environmental debt on natural delta land the way you can on irrigated desert land.” The soil, Campbell relates, is in the top half of 1 percent of best growing land on earth. “Cities sprang up where our best land is,” she says. “Most of our fruits and vegetables are coming from areas under threat from urban development. Scary thought.” Committed to preserving this natural asset, Hedlin and Campbell are active members of the organization Skagitonians to Preserve Farmland. The organization is dedicated to preserving farmland and wildlife habitats, promoting farming as an economically viable livelihood, providing educational opportunities for farmers to improve their marketing and management skills, and educating the community in the process. Hedlin says, “Serena and I are trying to figure out how to make a living without losing track of who we are. We like being farmers. 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Photo by Greg McCracken he says, “a good idea lasts about two years, in my opinion. “If you look at our farm at 35,000 feet, we set out to diversify in such a way we could keep our employees busy year round.” Like the Roozens, the couple have diversified their business plan and their production methods to fill the niches available to them in the area. They grow a variety of crops on 400 acres. Everything they grow is Food Alliance and Salmon Safe Certified, and some crops are Certified Organic. They have a half-acre greenhouse operation, where they grow 6,000 square feet of tomatoes, including heirlooms for high-end markets. Here, they also provide services to vegetable seed companies and tissue culture labs. They grow field crops in large quantities, such as pickling cucumbers, plus they grow a diverse selection of vegetables and fruits in their 25-acre market garden. “That’s a lot of ground for seasonal crops,” Hedlin admits. Keeping their farm productive yearround, they maintain a fresh and mail order dahlia service, and sell Christmas trees and poinsettias in the winter. Like Roozen’s father, Hedlin’s grandfather—Rasmus Koudal—emigrated from Europe in 1904 and slowly bought the property they now farm. Hedlin’s parents were graduates of Cornell University in crop and weed sciences. Hedlin was raised on the farm. “I was never pushed to farm,” Hedlin says. “I came to that on my own. Like most kids, I was pretty sure that I didn’t want to farm when I was my son’s age. I was pretty sure that I did want to four years later.” Campbell was raised in Bellingham. She received degrees in biology and oceanography, and worked for the University of Washington for 10 years. She finds similarities between the resource management required of farming and the resource management in the world’s oceans. “The continued health of both is vital,” she says. The family property is divided in half by Sullivan Slough, which connects to the Skagit River. Hedlin and Campbell own water rights for drainage and irrigation. Hedlin owns a second farm in Dodge Valley on the Skagit River, with a private dike. Hedlin Farms employs seven fulltime employees, and hires as many as 40 workers in the summer, plus some local kids. As the farm diversifies, Hedlin and Campbell are challenged by the management aspects, including allocating the right amount of labor to the right task at the right time. Of the skills required for farming, Roozen notes, “I don’t know of any occupation or calling where you have to have, if you’re to be successful, such a diverse collection of skills—from fixing equipment to horticulture to economics to meteorology to business. I don’t know of any other occupation where you get that embodied in one person like I see it so often in the closely-held family farm. 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Learn to stretch with precison, breath and awareness for maximum health and well-being. www.yoganorthwest.com (360) 647-0712 1210 10th St, Historic Fairhaven, Bellingham 19th Annual Fairhaven Saturday, March 31 10 am to 4 pm TOP: Dave Hedlin, Hedlin Farms LOWER: A Washington Bulb Company Greenhouse days in the valley. “I think the reason we’re still a company is because we also learned a million different things—accounting, agronomy, economics, but not,” he says, management. That’s fortunate. “Hard work is absolute,” Roozen says. “The word ‘failure’ did not exist for us, and as I look back now I see that if we’d been smart enough and had the management background we probably would have filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy and quit. But by golly, we didn’t quit.” Hedlin agrees farm management is perhaps his most tremendous challenge. “Inevitably, you are thin on management,” he notes. “There is so much else to focus on.” The greatest challenge is management of time. Farmers struggle to appropriately divide their time, and the time of their employees, between tasks related to the different enterprises. The control of weeds, for example, especially in the certified organic fields, is a time-consuming endeavor. When labor is allocated to different areas, like greenhouse work, it is difficult not to fall behind. Mistakes in the allocation of resources result in higher costs, either in labor or in lost opportunities. As a result, he has to pull the crew out of the greenhouses and “put $400 or $500 worth of labor into a crop that will probably only gross 400 to 500 dollars,” Hedlin says. Campbell agrees, “We only have a certain number of people we can hire and not enough profit margin to hire all of the people we would really like to have around.” Managing clients is another major concern. “I like to say, ‘If you have a business with 200 customers, you own a business,’” Hedlin relates. “’If you have a business with one customer, they own you.’ “That last item is something we’re all facing on our farms. I call it the Wal-Mart business model. You have all these processed crops, and every year they come back and say, ‘You’ve go to do it cheaper, and you’ve got to do it faster.’ “But what I come back with is that it is a race to the bottom. And if I win a race to the bottom, where am I? Frankly,” he says, “I think I might be able to win in a race to the bottom. But I don’t want to.” BUY LOCAL? Hedlin and Campbell have transitioned a portion of their land into Certified Organic production. To do this, they grew hay without pesticides for three years, bartering the hay for manure with a neighbor who owns a dairy. Much of their greenhouse production takes place without pesticides. Hedlin says he was interested in growing organics more than 15 years ago. But at the time, the regulations mandating the use of organic seed were not in place, and therefore the price differential for organics did not exist as an incentive to grow crops organically. “We heard of an interesting survey from Seattle chefs,” Campbell relates. “They did a market survey of what people are looking for in their groceries. Not surprisingly, what people really wanted to see was local organics. But,” she says, “if they couldn’t have both then they wanted local, then organic. In other words, local food production trumps organics in the minds of consumers.” But do people really care about the origins of their food? “We’re seeing movement,” Campbell says. “Food has gotten so cheap in this country there are some people shopping out there who honestly do not look at prices when they are buying food for their families. Their values lie in the quality of what they buy.” She explains, “Whether corn is 12 ears for a dollar or four ears for a dollar, the price does not impinge much on your buying experience. This drives the movement toward local production. “I think,” Campbell says, “it’s trendy to understand where your food Despite a trend focused on local food production and sustainability, corporate buyers—who buy the greatest bulk of product—are focused on the lowest cost supplier. The economics are daunting. “Our bulbs are very high quality, and the tulips from them last a long time,” Roozen relates. “Our freshcut flowers might last five times as long. So, you’d think, a buyer might be willing to pay twice as much for something that would satisfy a customer five times as long. “What they should be focused on is that if they’re buying bad product at a cheap price and 40 percent of it goes to waste, that’s our shrinkage; whereas a better product that has zero shrinkage that customers love and keep coming back to has a higher profit potential.” Not so. “To be honest, I don’t hold out a lot of hope for an irrational buying system to become rational,” Roozen says, “because ultimately the person managing that system is not managing a cost center, managing a cost. Buyers are into buying, and that inevitably means at the lowest cost. They have no interest in buying at a higher price for a potentially higher profit—which might produce a rational system based on quality.” CONTINUED ON PAGE 14 Ie"m^Wjºij^[Z[Wb5 It’s simple. A Smart Trip is any trip you make by walking, biking, sharing a ride or riding the bus-instead of driving alone. 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You know not everyone will get there, but people want to get there.” “We had a slogan,” Hedlin laughs. “‘Thousands of miles fresher than you’ll find in the store.’ Last year it was, ‘Grown while you watch by people you know.’ It makes a difference.” Despite the fashion of focus on local, farmers feel the pressure of reduced profitability. Hedlin quips, “My grandpa always said, ‘The best years in farming were 1918 and next year.’ “He wasn’t kidding. World War I drove the price of open pollenated cabbage seed from the Skagit Valley to over $1 per pound to the farmer in 1918. To put that in perspective, today it’s 95 cents to the farmer.” 13 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-15 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 14 currents:: Welcoming Our Newest Family Practice Physicians FARMERS, from p.13 Dr. James Beieler • A graduate of the Chicago College of Osteopathic Medicine, Dr. Beieler performed his residency at Southern Illinois University. Dr. Brent Whitehead, MD Dr. James Beieler, MD • Dr. Beieler is a Member of the American College of Chest Physicians, and the American Osteopathic Association. Now accepting new patients Dr. Brent Whitehead • A graduate of the Loma Linda School of Medicine, Dr. Whitehead performed his residency at the Mercy Medical in Redding, California. Madrona Medical Group now has four Family Practice Physicians dedicated to serving you. 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Roozen laughs, “Yes. If we farmers are going to retain our independence we’re going to have to work together.” On March 2, Bellingham Police responded to a call by Wal-Mart employees that the occupant of an RV parked in their lot overnight was pumping raw sewage from his tank into the city’s sewer system. When an officer knocked on the door of the trailer to lecture the owner, a pit bull lunged from the vehicle and sank its locking jaws into the arm of the officer and would not let go. Police say it is unclear whether the dog was let out of the trailer intentionally or got out on its own. The injured officer fired a bullet into it, killing the animal. On Feb. 9, a Whatcom County Sheriff’s deputy was nearly run over by a driver leaving Mt. Baker’s Legendary Banked Slalom. A short pursuit followed. When the vehicle finally stopped, a bit pull was released from the vehicle and charged the approaching deputy. The deputy used a taser to subdue the animal. Officers seized narcotics and $8,188 found in the vehicle. WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM On March 6, an irate customer stabbed an employee at the Ferndale McDonald’s after he was told the ice cream machine wasn’t working. Ferndale Police say the man, in his early- to mid 20s, stabbed the employee in the right arm with a pocketknife. CRUSHING DEMISE On Feb. 28, a 52-year-old transient was found crushed in a load of trash in the back of a garbage truck, Sedro-Woolley Police said. Waste Management workers going through the material found his body. A Skagit County Coroner said the man apparently died from asphyxiation when he was compressed by the garbage truck’s compactor. SENTIMENTAL KEEPSAKE On March 5, a woman complained to Bellingham Police that she’d recently broken up with her boyfriend but he refused to return her herpes medication. DEER IN THE SPOTLIGHT On March 5, a father reported that his son, who was playing basketball near Roosevelt Park, had a warrant for his arrest but would “run like a deer” from officers. Duly warned, Bellingham Police hid behind a building so that when the primary officer fl ushed the young buck they could nab him before he leaped the fence. The captured youth was booked into juvenile detention. MAD DOG On March 1, a Bellingham man slammed into another car at a high rate of speed on Slater Road near Haxton Way and crashed into a ditch. Whatcom County Sheriff’s deputies arrived to find him wandering the parking lot of Silver Reef Casino and took him into custody. While in the back of the WSCO patrol car, the man allegedly began kicking at the windows and doors. When deputies moved to restrain him he kicked three of them, including one in the face. He was booked into jail on multiple counts of assault, intimidating a public servant, malicious mischief, and driving with a suspended license under the infl uence of alcohol. THE ee THAT WAS Odor in the court! The rank smell of social justice 03.07.07 WEDNESDAY Port of Bellingham Commissioners approve spending more than $400,000 for work on an additional environmental impact study for the Bellingham waterfront. Before the work can start, Bellingham City Council must approve the City’s portion of the cost—a matching $400,000. Whatcom Community College board of trustees unanimously name Kathi Hiyane-Brown the school’s new president. Hiyane-Brown served for 13 years as a vice president for Tacoma Community College before taking the post as president of Normandale Community College in Bloomington, Minn.. She will assume her duties at WCC after current President Harold Heiner retires June 30. A key house committee approves Congressman Rick Larsen’s bill to create the Wild Sky Wilderness in the North Cascades, the first new wilderness area authorized in Washington in more than 20 years. Once enacted, the bill would designate 167-square-miles of the Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest as wilderness. State Sen. Dale Brandland votes for a bill that would require schools that teach about sex to include information about contraceptives; not just abstinence. Other Senate Republicans walked off the floor in protest, enraged at the notion that sex education must be medically and scientifically accurate. Completing a week of cooperative lawmaking, the Blaine senator also votes for domestic partnership legislation that commentary briefs 03.11.07 would give gays, lesbians and unmarried heterosexuals, age 62 and older, the right to visit a partner in the hospital, inherit their property without a will and make funeral arrangements. Republicans wept at the injustice of it all. SUNDAY Dozens of anti-war demonstrators are arrested at the Port of Tacoma while protesting the shipment of military vehicles and equipment to Iraq as part of the Bush administration’s troop surge. Activists from Bellingham and around the Puget Sound region vowed to continue the protest under threat of tear gas and a hail of rubber bullets fired by Tacoma police. 03.08.07 THURSDAY 03.12.07 For the second time in as many months, the strong reek of natural gas closes the Bellingham Municipal Court Building. A smell similar to exhaust or natural gas was first noticed in a courtroom. The building was evacuated for about 20 minutes, as a precaution. City maintenance crews plan to check the ventilation system. 03.09.07 FRIDAY The Washington Gambling Commission votes 5-3 for compacts with 27 tribes that will allow thousands more slot-style machines in reservation casinos. Although the deal seems certain, Deputy Republican Leader Doug Ericksen of Ferndale wrote a letter on behalf of his party to the U.S. Department of Interior, saying this “is our last chance to prevent the largest expansion of gambling in state history. The process has been moving like a freight train and we want to slow it down so we can fully weigh the social implications.” 03.10.07 SATURDAY Residents of Whistler ski resort, site of the 2010 Olympics north of Vancouver, are stunned by the town’s first slaying in 30 years—a shooting that took place in plain view of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer. As patrons emp- MONDAY The Nooksack River crests in the early morning about one foot over flood stage after heavy rains pounded the area over the weekend. tied out of the clubs and milled about Village Square at closing, a fight broke out between two groups. One man pulled a gun and shot another in front of an RCMP officer and his police dog. The shooter, a Surrey man, was arrested. Winds and torrential rains disorient two Bellingham men backcountry skiing on Mt. Baker near Artist Point. The pair make a snow cave and ride out the weather through the night. Rescuers, who found their truck Saturday night, locate the men, safe, Sunday morning. Mount Baker Ski Area itself closes due to heavy weather. For the third time in their school’s history, the Lynden Lions net a boys’ basketball state championship in the same school year they also scored a football championship. Lynden crushes previously undefeated Longview Mark Morris, winning the Class 2A boys’ basketball state championship game in Tacoma 6244 for the school’s seventh title. PASSAGES Whatcom Community College receives a couple of phone calls stating an explosive device has been placed on campus, prompting police to evacuate classrooms and cancel classes. No bomb is found. Bellingham City Council grants a break on impact fees for a low-income housing project downtown and rejects seven of eight proposed neighborhood plan amendments. Most controversial of the rejected amendments is a plan for a mixed-use development of 150 residential units and 40,000 square feet of commercial space in several buildings on 7.5 acres near Squalicum Creek. The developer says he’ll throw an industrial park on to the property, the site of a former gravel pit. 03.13.07 TUESDAY One day after Bellingham City Council agrees to match the Port for a more in-depth environmental impact study of the city’s central waterfront, Western Washington University’s board of trustees advance discussion of the expansion and relocation of Huxley College of the Environment on the waterfront, as well as the creation of new space for outreach and professional programs for Woodring College of Education. JOAN BEARDSLEY, 1942-2006 Leaving a tremendous hole on Bellingham City Council, Joan Beardsley died Monday of complications from treatment of multiple myeloma, a rare form of bone cancer. Beardsley was tireless and thorough in her approach to issues. Her 30-year career as a teacher served her and her community well—she explained her actions and processes thoroughly, and we learned from her. She was 64. Owner of a charter boat company, Hamilton “Ham” Hayes announces he will attempt to knock off Louise Bjornson as she runs for her 20th year on Bellingham City Council. Hayes has only lived here about half that long, and so cannot be expected to know what he seeks is probably impossible. Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTS Currents 8-15 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 BY TIM JOHNSON news Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 currents:: 15 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 GET Out OUT 16 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 16 get out hiking running cycling get out EVENTS WED., MARCH 14 BREAKING TRAIL: Pioneering climber Arlene Blum leads a multimedia presentation dubbed “Breaking Trail: A Climbing Life” at 8pm at WWU’s Fraser Hall. Entry is $3$5. For more info: 650-7533. THUR., MARCH 15 LADIES NIGHT: Wine, cheese, chocolate and tons of women-specific products will be available as part of Ladies’ Night from 7-9pm at Kulshan Cycles, 100 E. Chestnut St. For more info: 733-6440 or kushancycles.com. ANTARCTIC SEASON: Terry Carten presents “A Field Season in the Antarctic” at 7pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. Entry is $2. For more info: 676-6985. BY TRAIL RAT Skunk Cabbage The hottest plant in the west FRI., MARCH 16 IT’S BIG. It’s green. And it reeks like a skunk. Usually, you smell it long before you see it. But, once you see it, you can hardly take your eyes off it. Squatting there in the sun-dappled muck with enormous cabbageleaf “arms” and a bright yellow “hood,” it looks more like some sort of swamp creature than a vascular plant. And, in a way, it is. Skunk cabbage (also called “swamp lantern” or sometimes “jack-in-the pulpit”) is actually—like many of its tropical and subtropical relatives in the Arum/Philodendron family—a “warm-blooded” plant. Capable of generating internal temperatures as high as 70 degrees (especially during late winter and early spring, when it is often forced to melt its way up through lingering snow), skunk cabbage utilizes a complex metabolic process called “thermo-genesis” to ensure that its hooded “spike” of tiny yellow flowers are among the first to be pollinated. Which leads us to the smell. By fouling the surrounding air with its musky “perfume,” skunk cabbage is able to attract (i.e. deceive) a wide array of specialized pollinators, such as flies and beetles, that would otherwise be feeding and breeding in feces or rotting animal carcasses. Also, in this same “trickster” vein, skunk cabbage has the ability to release different odors depending on the temperature, allowing it to effectively mimic whatever other plants happen to be pollinating at the time. From late winter to early fall, the plants can be found in the bogs, marshes and wetlands of low-elevation forests and riparian zones from California to Alaska and as far east as the Rockies. Anchored deeply in mucky, nutrient-laden soils by a massive taproot that often measures three-to-four times the size of the plant, skunk cabbage plays a key role in the ecosystem by providing food and shelter for OWL PROWL: Youth 5 and older can take part in an outdoor “Owl Prowl” starting at 7pm at Ferndale’s Tennant Lake Interpretive Center, 5236 Nielsen Rd. Entry is $7. For more info: 384-3064. SAT., MARCH 17 a variety of critters. In spring, ravenous black bears feast upon its bounty of succulent, pencil-thick roots. Elk, deer and porcupines browse its leaves and flowers. Frogs and birds take shelter beneath its extensive foliage. And spiders, attracted by all the swarming insects, can usually be found lurking amongst the hooded flower-spikes. Historically, native tribes throughout the Northwest utilized, and revered, the plant for a variety of purposes. On occasion, especially during famine, the slightly toxic roots were dried and ground into flour. But mostly, its thick, fibrous leaves were used as a sort of “waxed paper” lining for baskets, drying racks and steaming pits. Skunk cabbage was also an important medicinal. Boiled leaves were used as dressings for wounds. A narcotic-like tea was made from its roots and seeds to treat toothaches, whooping cough, seizures and migraines. And a poultice made of its leaves helped relieve sores, rashes and rheumatism. According to legend, it was also an important part of the salmon cycle. Way back when the first salmon came upriver, the people were apparently so thankful for the new food source that they wrapped each carcass in an elk-skin blanket and buried them in the soft banks along the river where, eventually, they were reborn as ts’oqi—Salish for skunk cabbage. RUNNIN’ O’ THE GREEN: The annual St. Patrick’s Day “Runnin’ O’ the Green Footrace” kicks off at 10am starting at Bloedel Donovan Park, 2214 Electric Ave. Day-of registration is $20. For more info: 676-6985. CHUCKANUT 50K: The annual Chuckanut 50K kicks off at 8am at Fairhaven Park, 1900 18th St. For more info: gbrc.net. PLANT SALE: The Whatcom Conservation District will hold its 14th annual Native Plant Sale from 8am-3pm at 6975 Hannegan Rd., Lynden. For more info: 354-2034, ext. 3, or whatcomcd.org. TUES., MARCH 20 FLY FISHING TOUR: Get hooked on nine independent films at the “Fly Fishing Film Tour” at 7:30pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $12. For more info: 734-6080 or flyfishingfilmtour.com. PADDLE TALK: Kayaker Andy Wallis talks about his “Green River Paddle” at 7:30pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. The event is free. For more info: wakekayak.com. lectures books WED., MARCH 14 SPOKEN WORD: A poetry open mic dubbed Spoken Word Wednesdays happens from 8-10pm at Stuart’s at the Market, 1530 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 714-0800. BISEXUAL POLITICS: Jennifer Baumgardner talks about her book Look Both Ways: Bisexual Politics at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. THURS., MARCH 15 NEW BUSINESS: Allan Holender shares ideas from Zentrepreneurism: A TwentyFirst Century Guide to the New World of Business at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. SPRING STORIES: Bellingham Storyteller Guild’s Doug Banner tells tales about “Bringing in Spring” at 10:30am at the Bloedel Donovan Multipurpose Room, 2214 Electric Ave. Entry is $2. For more info: 676-6985. BY MELANIE MERZ Drag Bingo Thinking outside the boxes BRENDA BON Bon is not your typical bingo guru, but, rest assured, this bingo caller is not going to leave her soon-to-be-adoring fans disappointed. On March 15, the Evergreen AIDS Foundation (EAF) is teaming up with Fantasia Espresso & Tea to add some much needed—and flamboyant—flair to Bellingham’s previously withering bingo scene. The goal of the evening? Fun. And better yet, it’s for a good cause. All proceeds from Drag Bingo will go to the AIDS Foundation. Evergreen Aids Foundation is the farthest-reaching, community-based provider of support and services to the HIV-positive and AIDS communities of Whatcom, Skagit, Island, and San Juan counties. Bingo players will also be able to win enticing items from ice cream to CDs and DVDs, thanks to numerous local and national supporters. Participants will be able to purchase bingo cards at $1 a pop, or 20 for $30. Whether your bingo experience culminated in first grade math class or you are a veteran champion, you are going to be educated with WHAT: Drag a lively little session of Bingo 101 Bingo before the games begin. WHEN: 8pm Drag Bingo is scheduled to take Thurs., March place at Fantasia on the third Thurs15, April 19 and day of March, April and May. OrgaMay 17 WHERE: Fantasia, nizers are hoping it will become a 1324 Cornwall monthly ritual for bingo addicts and Ave. drag appreciators of all ages. They COST: $1 per chose Fantasia as a location to make game, $20 for 30 sure that those who don’t normally INFO: 671-0703 meander in the bar scene will feel comfortable attending. Evergreen Aids Foundation Events Manager Darren G. Davis says he observed the recent closing of local bingo joints and saw an opportunity to introduce Drag Bingo, an event that has been wildly popular in Los Angeles. He mentioned that several of the elder EAF volunteers who were jilted from their former bingo haunts were thrilled when they heard about a new outlet to satisfy their bingo cravings. Participants will not simply sit and mark their Attend FRI., MARCH 16 This is Brenda Bon Bon’s first venture in bingo calling—and she plans to make her debut a spectacularly entertaining one. cards in response to the dull drone of the standard bingo caller. Although no stranger to center stage, this is Brenda Bon Bon’s first venture in bingo calling—and she plans to make her debut a spectacularly entertaining one. Brenda Bon Bon first appeared more than 20 years ago as a Halloween costume. “Brenda” comes from the name stitched across the South Salem High cheerleader’s uniform she found at Goodwill, and the original “Boom Boom” from the double-D bra that was stuffed for an exceptionally voluptuous, and crowd-pleasing, effect. At 22, Brenda was crowned Miss Gay Oregon and eventually “Boom Boom” became “Bon Bon” over the course of a successful seven-year streak in the culinary business. Brenda attributes her skill in makeup artistry to her mother and her silly character to her father. These combined traits have resulted in one beautiful, intelligent and hilarious woman. If you don’t believe us, we dare you to think outside the little boxes and find out for yourself. SAME RIVER TWICE: Michael Burke reads from his novel The Same River Twice: A Boatman’s Journey Home at 5pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. FAMILY TALES: Kids 6 and older are welcome to attend Family Story Night at 7pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. For more info: 676-6877. SAT., MARCH 17 GREEN STORIES: Bring the little leprechauns to listen to stories about St. Patrick’s Day at 11am at Barnes & Noble, 4099 Meridian St. For more info: 647-7018. MON., MARCH 19 POETRY NIGHT: Sign up to read your words at Poetry Night every Monday at 8:30pm at Fantasia Espresso, 1322 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 715-1632 or poetrynight.org. TUES., MARCH 20 DARFUR DIARIES: Filmmaker Jen Marlowe talks about her film The Darfur Diaries: Stories of Survival at 7pm at Barnes & Noble, 4099 Meridian St. For more info: 647-7018. WOMEN & CAREERS: Michelle Goodman discusses her book The Anti 9-to-5 Guide: Practical Career Advice for Women Who Think Outside the Cube at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. COMMUNITY MARCH 15 -17 CRAFTS & ANTIQUES: More than 100 vendors will be on hand at the Lynden Craft & Antique Show from 10am-8pm Thurs.-Fri. and 10am-4pm Sat. at the Northwest Washington Fairgrounds. Entry is $3.50-$4. For more info: 966-5573 or lyndencraftantiqueshow.com. FRI., MARCH 16 ROAD LESS GRAVELED: Women can explore careers in trades and technology as part of the “Road Less Graveled” from 9am-1:30pm at Bellingham Technical College, 3028 Lindbergh St. The event is free. For more info and to register: 752-8350. FASHION SHOW: In honor of Women’s History Month, attend a “Celebrating the Unique Woman” fashion show featuring successful women from the local business community from 7-9pm at Barbo Furniture, 1321 Cornwall Ave. The event is free. For more info: 223-2939. CITIZEN SCIENCE: Dr. Julia K. Parrish leads a talk about seabirds, marine ecosystem health and how citizens can get involved in statewide monitoring efforts at a free discussion at 7pm at Hampton Inn, 3985 Bennett Dr. For more info: (206) 221-6893. SAT., MARCH 17 FLIGHT FUN: Get a closer look at historical planes at an Open House from 12-4pm at the Heritage Flight Museum at Bellingham International Airport. Admission is by donation. For more info: 733-4422 or heritageflight.org. FIREFIGHTERS BALL: The 109th annual Community Firefighters Ball kicks off at 7pm at the Bellingham Golf and Country Club, 3729 Meridian St. Tickets are $25. For more info: 201-4574. MISS WHATCOM: The Miss Whatcom County Scholarship Pageant happens at 7:30pm at Whatcom Community College’s Syre Center. Entry is $15. For more info: 715-8221 or misswhatcomcounty.com. MON., MARCH 19 ANTI-WAR MARCH: Meet up with the Whatcom Peace & Justice Center for an Anti-War March starting at 11:30am at WWU’s Red Square and continuing to a rally a Maritime Heritage Park. For more info: 734-0217 or whatcompjc.org. TUES., MARCH 20 SPRING LABYRINTH: Quiet your mind and rejuvenate your spirit at a Spring Equinox Celebration featuring a temporary labyrinth from 4-7pm at the Fairhaven Village Green. For more info: 410-9228 or projectlabyrinth.net. TRAVEL TALK: Carole Teshima Morris gives a free talk and slideshow about “Warsaw, the Baltics and St. Petersburg” at 12:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981. WED., MARCH 21 LITERACY ORIENTATION: The Whatcom Literacy Council will offer an orientation for those interested in volunteering as tutors at 6pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. For more info: 647-3264 or whatcomliteracy.org. Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words WORDS&& Community COMMUNITY 1717 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 community WORDS Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 words LISTINGS 17 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 ON Stage STAGE 18 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 18 LISTINGS stage theater dance ON STAGE THURS., MARCH 15 GOOD, BAD, UGLY: Anything can happen at “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” improv shows at 7:30pm and 9:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $5. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. profiles MARCH 15 - 17 See It SKETCHINGHAM: Los Angeles’s Karla and Bellingham’s Peasant Revolt will perform as part of Sketchingham! at 8pm at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Attend SketchingJam! at 11pm on Sat. only. Tickets are $10 general, $5 for Saturday’s late show. For more info: 1-800-838-3006 or brownpapertickets.com. FOOTLOOSE: The high school-centered musical that helped make Kevin Bacon famous comes to the stage when Footloose shows at 7pm at Ferndale High Auditorium, 5830 Golden Eagle Dr. Tickets are $7-$10. For more info: 383-9261. WHAT: Hot ’N’ Cole WHEN: 8pm March MARCH 15 - 18 15-17, 22-24, 29-30 WHERE: Mount Baker Studio Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. COST: $29, $14.50 student rush tickets INFO: 734-6080 or mountbakertheatre. com BY AMY KEPFERLE Hot ’N’ Cole NOT THE SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE EVEN IF you have no clue what kind of music American composer and songwriter Cole Porter created in his decades-long career, chances are good you know more than you’re aware of. “I think people who don’t think they know Cole Porter will be surprised how many songs of his they do know,” says Hot ‘N‘ Cole director Mark Kuntz, who points to classic compositions such as “Night and Day,” “I Get a Kick Out of You,” “It’s De-Lovely” and “Anything Goes” to clarify his point. The Western Washington University theater arts professor stresses that you don’t have to be a Cole Porter aficionado to appreciate Hot N’ Cole, the second musical revue he’s directed at the cabaret-style Mount Baker Studio Theatre (the first being last summer’s Pump Boys and Dinettes). Kuntz also points out that, although Porter’s hits were mainly created in the 1920s through the ’40s, they’re still quite relevant in our modern world. “This musical revue embraces a contemporary feel,” Kuntz clarifies. “The things that Cole Porter was writing music about are still issues today. Love and romance, of course. And toward the end of the show, there’s a very sad ballad about a mother and father who have lost a son.” Kuntz says Porter also wrote a lot about his love of New York City and its vibrant entertainment community, and that “interpersonal fun” is a theme that runs throughout the 52 songs—yep, you heard that right—on the lineup. What makes Hot ‘N‘ Cole unique from a lot of song and dance revues that headline at the Mount Baker Theatre is that the talent was all gleaned locally after a series of open auditions. The six-member cast is comprised mostly of Western Washington University theater and music majors, along with a Ferndale High School sophomore. Steve Barnes, a recent WWU graduate who is now the choir teacher at Sehome High School, took the reins as musical director. He’ll also be onstage manning the piano during the performances. “They’re all very, very talented young people,” Kuntz relates. “I don’t think they realized how hard this work was going to be. They’re up to their eyebrows in harmony. But watching them grow is really the heart of the experience.” Kuntz says that although Hot ‘N‘ Cole is set up to be nothing but fun for the audience, its complex harmonies are a challenge and they’ll likely be perfecting the show right up until opening night. But he’s not worried about everything coming together. “We’ve set up the entire thing to be playful and fun,” he notes. “It’s a great space. The acoustics are fabulous, and it’s intimate. It has all the technology so that we can produce a quality production.” WHAT I HEARD: Students perform their version of Simon Levy’s What I Heard About Iraq —including direct quotes from Iraqi civilians and American officials, military chiefs and international workers—at 7:30pm at the Fairhaven Auditorium. Tickets are $2-$5. For more info: 650-6804. MUSIC MAN: The family-friendly play The Music Man shows at 7:30pm Thurs.-Sat. and 2pm Sun. at the Sudden Valley Dance Barn, Gate 2. Additional showings happen through April 1. Tickets are $7-$10. For more info: 756-9916. MARCH 16 - 17 UNSCRIPTED: Attend “Upfront Unscripted” shows featuring Mainstage Players at 7:30pm and 9:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $8-$10. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. MARCH 16 - 18 SHREW TAMING: Eighth-grade Whatcom Hills Waldorf School students will perform The Taming of the Shrew at 7pm Fri.-Sat. and 3pm Sun. at Whatcom Community College’s Heiner Theatre. Tickets are $8. For more info: 733-3164. DANCE MARCH 16 - 18 SPRING CONCERT: Dance Gallery will perform its Spring Concert at 7:30pm Fri.-Sat. and 5pm Sun. at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1117 12th St. Tickets are $12. For more info: 676-4113 or dancegallery.org. SAT., MARCH 17 CONTRA DANCE: Up in the Aire will provide live tunes for tonight’s Contra Dance happening from 7:30-11pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12 St. Entry is $8. For more info: 676-1554. galleries openings WED., MARCH 14 profiles CALL FOR ARTISTS: Artists from Washington, Idaho, Oregon, and British Columbia can enter works for jury consideration by May 1 for Bellingham’s La Bella Strada Art Festival. For more info: 676-8548 or alliedarts.org. SAT., MARCH 16 WONDER WORKSHOP: Kids can create their own lucky charms to wear on St. Patrick’s Day in a workshop between 1-3pm at the Whatcom Children’s Museum. 227 Prospect St. Entry is $3.50. (360) 733-8769. MARCH 16 - 18 MYTHOLOGY OIL IN BY AMY KEPFERLE Ireland’s past in paintings “I COME from a magical place full of inherent mysticism,” imparts Michael Costelloe, a longtime Bellingham artist who first found his life’s calling as a youth in Dublin, Ireland. If you’re looking for an alternative to quaffing green beer and pinching folks who aren’t sporting the correct colors of the raucous holiday, show up at Studio UFO on March 17 to let the Irish native fill you in on some of the history of his homeland. In addition to showcasing a number of his paintings created in the early 1990s that feature characters from Irish mythology, there’ll be storytelling, poetry, music and a PowerPoint presentation. In, Studio UFO’s owner Trish Harding—who has roots in Northern Ireland—will also be cooking up corned beef and Treacle Farls (you’ll find out what exactly that is once you get there). The event promises not to be a stuffy art lecture, but instead a celebration of Ireland’s past and present. “Irish people know how to use timing to tell a good story,” Costelloe, 40, shares. “We also have a great sense of fun. As an Irish person, I identify with the underdog. We have a philosophy that no matter how hard it gets, you can still laugh at yourself.” For locals familiar with his larger-than-life oil paintings hanging at various venues around town—check out the Grand Avenue Alehouse’s gargantuan painting of the band Sweetheart of the Rodeo for an example—Costelloe wants to issue a warning of sorts. He says about 80 percent of the art he’ll have on display at the event features male nudes. A glance at a handful of the pieces he’ll be incorporating into the presentation—“This Guitar Kills Fascists,” “Death of Oisin,” “Setanta,” and “Oisin Agus Nianh” are examples—confirms that statement, but none of the pieces are in any way offensive. They’re provocative stories told on canvas, and make the viewer want to find out what the mythology behind them is all about. “You might want to issue a disclaimer for families,” Costelloe says, laughingly. “At the show there’ll be a podium and easel, and the paintings will be introduced as part of a narrative tale.” “Setanta” is one of the paintings I found to be most interesting. It shows a naked young man with a big stick being chased by a large, rust-colored canine. He’s just thrown the ball, and although the green, lush setting looks bucolic, there’s an element of danger. “That’s a painting about how SeWHAT: St. Patrick’s Day tanta, who’s considered the Irish presentation with Achilles, got his name,” CostelMichael Costelloe loe explains. Apparently the young WHEN: 4pm Sat., demigod’s name was changed to March 17 Cú Chulainn (“Culann’s Hound”) WHERE: Studio when, as a child, he killed the fierce UFO, 301 W. Holly watchdog of Culann the Smith, in St some versions using a hurley to COST: $5 drive a sliotar (a hurley ball) down INFO: 319-6115 the dog’s throat. To get the full story on “Setanta” and Costelloe’s other mystical creations, spend St. Patrick’s Day learning a little more about the country behind the holiday. Later that night, you can drink green beer and share your knowledge with others. See UNCLAD: Experience “the fine art of the figure” at Unclad 2007 from 10am5pm at Stanwood’s Floyd Norgaard Cultural Center, 27130 102nd Ave. For more info: (360) 629-4297 or uncladart.com. EXHIBITS ALLLIED ARTS: View the “Membership Show” through March 31 at Allied Arts, 1416 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 676-8548 or alliedarts.org BELLINGHAM RAILWAY MUSEUM: The museum is open to the public from noon-5pm Tues. and Thurs.Sat. at 1320 Commercial St. For more info: 393-7540. BLUE HORSE: “The French Countryside: Langedoc 2007” and “Past Travels with the Blue Horse Gallery” shows through March 26 at Blue Horse Gallery, 301 W. Holly St. For more info: 671-2305. FRAMEWORKS GALLERY: Sarah Vergin’s “Green Power Inspirations” will hang through March at FrameWorks gallery, 1426 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 650-1001. HANDPRINT SHOW: Oils, color drawings and ink on rice paper paintings by Bev Edie can be seen through March at Handprint Arts, 1611 N. State St. For more info: 647-9087. IMPORT 12: Peruse works by Candice Christie and Adam Bly at Import 12 Gallery, 2711 Meridian St. Their art will hang through March. For more info: 752-3233. LUCIA DOUGLAS: New paintings and drawings by Terry Nelson, E.V. Wick and Katherine Taylor Morgan can be seen through March 24 at Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. For more info: 733-5361. MINDPORT EXHIBITS: “Baggage Claim: The Paradox of Possessions” shows through March 21 at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info: 647-5614 or mindport.org. MONA: “Range” and “CALIDO” are on display through April 8 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. Entry is $2-$5. For more info: (360) 466-4078 or museumofnwart.org. RADIO MUSEUM: “The Dawn of the Electrical Age” exhibit is currently being featured at the American Museum of Radio & Electricity, 1312 Bay St. Admission is $2-$5. For more info: 738-3886 or amre.us. ROEDER HOME: Sandra Lucke’s “Trees of Life” painting exhibit is on display through March 29 at the Roeder Home, 2600 Sunset Dr. For more info: 733-6897. VIKING UNION: See the “Youth in Focus” exhibit through March 23 at WWU’s Viking Union Gallery. For more info: 650-6114. WHATCOM CHILDREN’S MUSEUM: “By the Bay: Working on the Waterfront” is open from 10am5pm Thurs.-Sat. and 125pm Sun. at the Whatcom Children’s Museum, 227 Prospect St. Admission is $3.50. For more info: 733-8769. WHATOCOM MUSEUM: “Building Tradition” and “Heritage of Design: American Indian and First Nation Treasures from the Maryhill Museum” are on display at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 visual EVENTS Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art ART 19 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 LISTINGS 19 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music MUSIC 20-23 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 20 music previews rumor has it holiday PREVIEW Band, and much, much more. While I’m not one to suggest you start drinking Boundary’s potent brews before noon, I’m merely pointing out that, if you wanted to, you could certainly make a day of it. Where: 1107 Railroad Ave. Cost: $4 for the Paddy Whackers; everything else is free. More info: 647-5593 or bbaybrewery.com. GE T T ING O T E ID A GU , $ : 6 BY CAREY ROSS Where to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day I KNOW St. Patrick’s Day didn’t start out being a drinking holiday. The fact that it’s named after a saint pretty much makes that plain. But, somewhere along the line, someone dribbled some green food coloring into a pint of beer (probably one situated next to a plate of corned beef and cabbage) and the merrymaking began. Here in Bellingham, we’ve never been afraid to embrace St. Patrick’s Day and all its lovely drunken traditions. But because we know that green beer does not a party make, we like to throw a little music into the mix. And this year, what with St. Patrick’s Day falling on a Saturday and all, there’s no excuse not to indulge in a little holiday cheer. Here’s a little musical roadmap that will have you dancing a jig and telling Erin—whoever that is—to just go bragh. BOUNDARY BAY: No business in town embraces St. Patrick’s Day the way Boundary Bay does. From their menu of traditional Irish fare to their all-day celebration featuring dancers, pipers and singers, Boundary Bay sets the green standard for this most Irish of days. This year, while actual Irishmen are at an unheard of entertainment premium in town, we at least have the talents of the suggestively named Paddy Whackers to content ourselves with. The band consists of Robert Sarazin Blake, who likes to spend his spare time tooling around Ireland with little more than a guitar and a smile, and his cohorts, Chris Glass and Jan Peters, who know their fair share of Irish tunes as well. Lest you think that’s all Boundary Bay’s got going for it, it may interest you to know the festivities actually start at 11am and feature a harpist, Irish step dancers, the Bellingham Pipe CHIRIBIN’S: Now, while I don’t actually know much about Pirates (forgive me), I’m pretty sure they’re not typically part of most St. Patrick’s celebrations. However, Bellingham does things a little differently, and Chiribin’s has decided to eschew leprechauns for pirates, and Irish shanties for sea shanties. In order to effect this holiday policy change, the bar has enlisted the fine folks of Pirates R Us, who are bringing along Ladies of the Night and Crossfox, just in case they’re attacked by a wily mob of drunken leprechauns who want their holiday back. Come see how well Jolly Roger and St. Patrick really get along. Where: 113 E. Magnolia St. Cost: $3. More info: myspace.com/chiribins FANTASIA: Just because they’re not old enough to partake of St. Patrick’s more adult offerings, does not mean the kids don’t deserve a loud and lively holiday celebration of their own. And while green beer may not be on tap, the descriptively monikered and eminently danceworthy Brunette Sweat, not to mention both the Braille Tapes and Heroes Amongst Thieves, will be on hand to serve up a delightful musical brew. And, while it is likely they’ll all be wearing green in support of St. Pat, should any of them forget, don’t be afraid to dole out pinches to remind them of the error of their ways. Where: 1324 Cornwall Ave. Cost: $5. More info: myspace.com/fantasiaespresso. GREEN FROG CAFÉ AND ACOUSTIC TAVERN: As the only bar with green actually in its name, you’ve got to figure the Green Frog is probably primed and pumped for St. Patrick’s Day. And, with about a jillion beers on the menu, you’ve pretty well also got to surmise that at least one of them is coming out of the tap green. And, while owner James Hardesty is far too tall to be a leprechaun, I’d be willing to bet he can appreciate a hearty bowl of Lucky Charms from time to time. That said, if the promise of the possibility of emerald-colored microbrews doesn’t fetch your fancy, there’s always the fine musical stylings of Rumor Has It AS YOU ALL know, last week, the Songwriter’s Tour, featuring Lyle Lovett, John Hiatt, Guy Clark, and Joe Ely, rolled through town. While the entire show was excellent—certainly one of the best I’ve seen in Bellingham-the highlight of the evening came less than 10 minutes in when Ely, talking about his wanderings around town, recounted stumbling into the Horseshoe and then went on to refer to it as “sort of a minimum-security halfway house.” The crowd, of course, loved it. I’m of the opinion that, if the Horseshoe is ever trying to come up with some sort of slogan, they’d be hard-pressed to think of a better one. The other big news (you know, if Ely’s c h a r a c t e rization of the Horseshoe counts as “big news”) is the Nightlight Lounge’s BY CAREY ROSS booking of Dinosaur Jr. for a May 20 show. I know for a fact that the Nightlight’s Matt Feigenbaum has been trying to get J. Mascis and Lou Barlow on the same stage at the same time since the minute he opened his doors and switched on the lights. The show falls just a couple of weeks after the band releases its first album featuring the original lineup since Bug, which came out 19 years ago. The album is titled Beyond, which I’ve taken to mean Mascis and Barlow have grown past their differences and the concert is unlikely to devolve into insults hurled and punches thrown. Oh well, even if a fistfight between the two is unlikely, the show is fi xing to be a good one. Tickets go on sale March 17. And I’m guessing it’ll sell out lickety split, so you may want to get yours early. For those of you who have been wondering where Rich Canut has been lately (and I know you all have), he was swept up by the Yard Dogs Road Show and has been touring Portugal as their genius behind the soundboard. Apparently, during one of their Bellingham visits, they were so impressed with Rich’s work, they offered him the chance to work his magic with them during a short touring stint. Lest you think we’ve lost him forever, I’m told they’ll drop him back off in Bellingham when they cruise through here for a May 5 show at the Nightlight. If anyone deserves recognition for a job exceedingly well done—plus the chance to visit foreign lands with sexy circus people—it’s Rich. From what I hear, a good time has been had by all. WED., MARCH 14 JAMIE & ASHLEY: Violinist Jamie Lavel and mandolin master Ashley Broder offer up Celtic and bluegrass tunes at 7:30pm at the Roeder Home, 2600 Sunset Dr. Tickets are $8-$12. For more info: 733-6897. THURS., MARCH 15 JAZZ FEST: Western Washington University presents a day of performances as part of the Bellingham Bay Vocal Jazz Festival starting at noon and culminating with a 7pm concert featuring Just 4 Kicks at Arntzen Hall. Tickets are $5-$7. For more info: 319-9861. FRI., MARCH 16 LADY DAY: View the film Lady Day: The Many Faces of Billie Holiday at 7pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. The event, part of the “Jazz: America’s Art Form” series, will be followed by a discussion. Tickets are free and are available at the library or by phone. For more info: 650-1066. SAT., MARCH 17 KA R A T E K I T C H E N Photo by Jackson Long BRAILLE TAPES self-described folk punk rocker Colin Spring to capture your interest. After all, anyone who titles his album How I Came to Cry These Tears of Cool probably has a pretty decent sense of humor. At least I hope he does. Where: 902 N. State St. More info: myspace.com/acoustictavern. NIGHTLIGHT LOUNGE: So, I’ve got to say, when I’m thinking of bands appropriate to St. Patrick’s Day, Styff Anyss isn’t the first one that comes to mind. Hell, when I’m thinking of anything in relation to the word “appropriate,” Styff Anyss is about the furthest thing from the equation. If you’re not familiar with this elusive and clamored-for band, the name—and the manner in which it is spelled—are pretty suggestive of what you’re in for. Mullets, monikers such as “Tony Zebra,” “Bruce Rhino,” and “Randy Liger,” and straight-out sex appeal are all part of the Styff Anyss mystique. As is their love of such bands as Poison, Dio, Boston, and, inexplicably, John Denver. Everyone knows Bellingham music fans love a spectacle, and Styff Anyss is spectacular indeed. Where: 211 E. Chestnut St. Cost: $10. More info: 527-1531 or nightlightlounge.com. at the Rogue Hero (of course, that doesn’t mean they won’t be offering up slabs of corned beef and pints of Guinness at the door), but that shouldn’t stop you from checking out all the action taking place there. With a musical lineup consisting of Karate Kitchen (which features members of both the Sweaty Sweaters and Deadly Sinclair), Transfer, and Dirty Sweet, you may forget all about ol’ St. Patrick altogether. That shouldn’t, however, preclude you from asking members of Karate Kitchen to come up with on-the-spot limericks. Because those boys are clever. And, as we all know, clever and limericks go hand in hand. Where: 1313 N. State St. More info: 756-0069. ROGUE HERO: I do not know of one single St. Patrick’s-related thing that might be taking place THE ROYAL: Sure, the Royal isn’t exactly a place known for either live music or an overly Irish bent, but SWINGING AUCTION: The 32 members of the Bellingham High School Jazz Band will perform as part of a Swing Dance and Silent Auction fundraiser starting at 6pm at BHS, 2020 Cornwall Ave. Tickets are $5-$10. For more info: 752-0609. JENNIFER’S QUARTET: Canada’s Jennifer Scott Quartet pays tribute to the music of Billie Holiday and Ella Fitzgerald at a concert at 7:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. The event is part of the “Jazz: America’s Art Form” series. Tickets are $10-$15. For more info: 650-1066. SKAGIT SYMPHONY: Beethoven’s “Egmont” overture will be part of the Skagit Symphony’s performance at 7:30pm at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $20-$35. For more info: (866) 624-6897 or mcintyrehall.org. CHAD & JEREMY: The British duo dubbed Chad and Jeremy perform hits such as “A Summer Song” and “If I Loved You” at 8pm at the Silver Reef Casino, 4876 Haxton Way. Tickets are $25. For more info: (866) 383-0777. PEACE CHORUS: The Seattle Peace Chorus makes music at 7pm at the First Congregational Church, 2401 Cornwall Ave. Entry is $5-$10. For more info: 734-0217 or whatcompjc.org. SUN., MARCH 18 BERRYMANS: Wisconsin folksingers Lou and Peter Berryman do their thing at 2pm at Nancy’s Farm, 2030 E. Smith Rd. Suggested donation is $10. For more info: 966-4640. CHAMBER TUNES: The Whatcom Symphony Chamber Orchestra features horn player Mark Lindenbaum and soprano Jessica Riley at a performance at 3pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $25-$36. For more info: 734-6080 or mountbakertheatre.com. Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music MUSIC 20-23 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 misc. MUSIC Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 holiday PREVIEW 21 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music MUSIC 20-23 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 22 holiday PREVIEW that certainly shouldn’t stop the bar from being added to the list. After all, I’m pretty sure they’ll come up with some holiday-themed drink specials, and as far as places to get pinched by strangers go, the Royal probably has more to offer up in that arena on most nights of the week than all the rest of the bars put together do on St. Patrick’s Day. Not to mention the fact that, despite a lack of four-leaf clovers or leprechauns anywhere on site, the Royal is still your best bet in town for getting lucky. Where: 208 E. Holly St. More info: theroyal.biz. SKYLARK’S: With St. Pat looking over my shoulder, I cannot tell a lie: I must admit I know absolutely nothing about musical group Jenny’s Chicken. And, as an internet search revealed little in the way of answers—but much in the way of prized family recipes—I can’t even fake it. I do, however, have it on very reliable authority that Jenny’s Chicken will come to Skylark’s fully prepared to do their very best renditions of traditional Irish pub songs, and any chance to thrust your beer in the air and sing along with strangers should be wholeheartedly and thoroughly embraced. I also firmly believe (and this might just be my own personal prejudices speaking here) that any band smart enough to choose a chicken as their namesake is probably the best band this town has ever heard. Where: 1308 11th St #B. More info: 715-3642. UISCE: Now, I’m not going to make any promises here, but, as Bellingham’s only Irish bar, if you’d like to shake a PI R ATES R US drunken leprechaun down for his pot of gold come St. Patrick’s Day, Uisce is almost certainly the place to do it. And if robbing a child-sized man clad in green knickers isn’t incentive enough to join the party, Finnegan’s Wake will be on hand to sing Irish songs until you feel like an honorary member of the Emerald Isle. Plus, you can also buy a pint of Guinness there that’s so lovely you’ll have to take a few minutes just to appreciate its beauty—that is, after you’ve already waited an equivalent amount of time for it to adequately fill your glass. Even if you don’t meet up with that fabled leprechaun, you can certainly drink Guinness until you wake S T Y F F ANY S S up the next day looking a little green. A word to the wise: my guess is, come St. Patrick’s Day, the bar will likely be packed to the rafters. If you feel you need to show up there as soon as they unlock the doors, I’m sure everyone will understand. Where: 1319 Commercial St. More info: 738-7939. WILD BUFFALO: Forget shanties and traditional pub tunes. The Wild Buffalo knows that St. Patrick’s Day is little more than an excuse to offer up a one-way trip deep into the jamhole courtesy of Flowmotion and the Acorn Project. While their choice of musical acts may not be in the traditional holiday vein, there can Photo by Hollie Huthmann be no denying, given the collective draw of both bands, that this will be one of the hottest tickets in town. And if you find yourself mourning the lack of Celtic music, partaking of one of the bar’s Irish-themed drink specials will probably fix you right up. And who says, if St. Patrick were still among us, that he would even want to listen to Celtic tunes? Odds are, he might appreciate the opportunity to get his dance on to some world-influenced funk as much as the next fifthcentury Irish missionary. Where: 208 W. Holly St. Cost: $12-$15. More info: wildbuffalo.net. Now Serving 1320 Cornwall Ave 738-0405 kbilliards.com Big Rig Lewis Wilde, Young Jesse, Willow John Commodore Ballroom Fairhaven Pub 03.19.07 03.20.07 St. Patty’s Day feat. The Paddy Whackers, Loose Digits, more Gallus Brothers Jazz night with Bill McDonough No Fi Soul Rebellion, Mechanical Dolls, Silence Dogood St. Patty’s Day Bash feat. Pirates R Us, Ladies of the Night, Crossfox Karaoke w/Poops Spirit of the West, Wil Spirit of the West, Wil FRIDAY Hoppin’ Mad Orchestra Chiribin’s Department of Safety 03.16.07 03.17.07 SATURDAY Karaoke The Retros Spaceband Fantasia Espresso Sidetracked, Rocket Attack, Set Foot Drag Bingo The Love Lights, Juhu Beach, Crossfox Brunette Sweat, The Braille Tapes, Heroes Amongst Thieves Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern Robert Sarazin Blake Darren Smith Kate Borlowski Colin Spring Honey Moon Nightlight Lounge Karaoke Open Mic w/Chuck D feat. Fritz and the Freeloaders DJ Grape-Nuts 80s Night The Replacements The Red Hot Blues Sisters The Old Foundry Shittake Mushrooms, Armonikos, The Matt Peters Trio, Young Jesse, Rumors The Real McKenzies The Replacements Karaoke St. Patty’s Day Celebration feat. Styff Anyss Eye Candy College Night Poetry Night Drew Danburry, Aubrey Debauchery, Sweaty Sweaters Hoss The Contra, Legal Limit, 3 Inch Max Karate Kitchen, Transfer, Dirty Sweet Ladies Night Party Night Betty Desire Show, DJ Velveteen DJ F* DJ Qbnza DJ Marcus Purnell Kenny Hess The Jimmy Wright Band The Jimmy Wright Band Kountry Karaoke Nitecrew Nitecrew Gadjo Gypsies The Spencetet Jenny’s Chicken Korby Lenker, Dashel Schueler Acoustic Oasis Open Mic feat. Tom Sandblom DJ Deerhead and Friends Randy Oxford Band College Night Skylark’s Line Dance Lessons w/Bev Ollerenshaw The Red Hot Blues Sisters Industry Night Skagit Valley Casino Wild Buffalo George Hossaphatt Trio, Kat the Unsinkable Open Mic w/Chuck D feat. Sabrina y Los Reyes Ashley MacIsaac The Duntons Silver Reef Casino Underground Coffeehouse (WWU) TUESDAY Marvin Johnson Rogue Hero Royal Comedy Marvin Johnson Richard’s on Richards Rockfish Grill MONDAY Fritz and the Freeloaders Nooksack River Casino Poppe’s SUNDAY Patient Patient, The Mission Orange, Euphoric, George Gris art opening Drew Danburry/March 20/Fantasia Espresso Karaoke Main St. Bar and Grill 03.18.07 VonDisco Ashley MacIsaac/March 17/ Richard’s on Richards Youth Symphony Robert Blake, I Love You Avalanche Jamming for Kenya feat. Captain Seahorse: Revenge Upon Humanity Happy Hour Jazz Project (early), The Atlantics (late) Karaoke Open Mic St. Patty’s Party feat. Flowmotion, Acorn Project D.B.’s Happy Pals Wild Buffalo Weekly Blues Invitational Jam feat. Johnny Brewer Boundary Bay Brewing Co. 1107 Railroad Ave • 647-5593 | Chiribin’s 113 E. Magnolia St. • 734-0817 | Commodore Ballroom 868 Granville St., Vancouver • (604) 739-4550 | Department of Safety 1011 12th St. Anacortes • (360) 293-8361 | Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar 1114 Harris Ave. • 671-6745 | Fantasia Espresso & Tea 1324 Cornwall Ave. • 715-1622 | Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern 902 N State St. • 7561213 | Main Street Bar & Grill 2004 Main St., Ferndale • 384-2982 | Nightlight Lounge 211 E. Chestnut St • 527-1531 | Poppe’s Bistro & Lounge 714 Lakeway Dr. • 671-1011 | Richard’s on Richards 1036 Richards St. Vancouver • (604) 687-6794 | Rockfish Grill 320 Commercial Ave. Anacortes • (360) 588-1720 | The Rogue Hero 1313 N. State St. • 756-0069 | The Royal 208 E. Holly St. • 738-3701 | Rumors Cabaret 1119 Railroad Ave. • 671-1849 | Silver Reef Casino 4876 Haxton Way, Ferndale • 383-0777 | Skagit Valley Casino Resort 5984 N Darrk Ln, Bow • (360) 724-7777 | Skylark’s Hidden Cafe 1300 11th St. • 715-3642 | Stuart’s at the Market 1530 Cornwall Ave. • 714-0800 | Wild Buffalo 208 W. Holly St. • www.wildbuffalo.net | To get your live music listings included in this esteemed newsprint, send pertinent info to [email protected]. Deadlines are always at 5 pm Friday. Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music MUSIC 20-23 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Boundary Bay 03.14.07 03.15.07 WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 See below for venue addresses and phone numbers 23 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film FILM 24-27 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 24 film reviews film REVIEW film times film REVIEW REVIEWED BY ANDREA CHASE Premonition Sandra saves the day REVIEWED BY MIKE LASALLE The Painted Veil Hot under the cholera LOVE AND passion have important roles to play in forging a person’s destiny and moral consciousness. We all know this. Once upon a time, movies knew this, too: The movie romance used to be Hollywood’s most familiar product. Today it’s a rarity. We have romantic comedies, but in the course of any given year, there are very few (just two or three) serious romantic dramas. It’s probably not without significance that last year’s best, The Painted Veil, based on the W. Somerset Maugham novel, is set in the past—romances lose impact in eras in which sex is of incidental importance. In any case, The Painted Veil does what a romantic drama needs to do: It testifies to love as the great educator. Set in the 1920s, it stars Naomi Watts as Kitty, the spoiled daughter of a scientist. As the movie begins, Kitty is experiencing the embarrassment, apparently acute in that era, of being unmarried on the day of her younger sister’s wedding. Enter Dr. Fane (Edward Norton), a sincere but awkward young biologist, who has been silently in love with Kitty for years. Days away from leaving to go back to Shanghai, where he heads a clinic, he blurts out a marriage proposal. Call it good luck or bad, but he asks at exactly the right time to get a positive answer. The Painted Veil presents us with two sympathetic charac- ters who are heading for a collision. Kitty, having married a man she doesn’t love, finds herself on the other side of the world, bored stiff. Dr. Fane, having married a woman with whom he has nothing in common, now must attempt to entertain her. A young diplomat (Liev Schreiber) flirts with Kitty, and next thing we know they’re deep into an affair. In Kitty, Watts is essentially playing an immature person, but she makes the role work on her own terms—her Kitty is more desperate, more foolish, more miserable and more driven than the Kitty that Greta Garbo played in the original The Painted Veil, and her spiritual journey is greater. Norton, often thought of as a modern-day chameleon, plays a complex man of altruistic impulses. A part of him is closed off, and it’s the mystery of attraction that these undeveloped people should choose, for a partner, the one person guaranteed to provide them with an education through suffering. The suffering is not limited to the marriage. The China of the 1920s is poor and cholera-ridden, and the other-worldliness of it is emphasized. There are nuns along the way—notably Diana Rigg as the head of a Catholic hospital—to provide comfort and suggest, by their presence, the moral dimension in all this anguish. Still, there’s no forgetting: Love is a dangerous land. BLITHELY UNFETTERED by internal logic, exhibiting the pacing of a banana slug, and boasting a heroine who makes Betty Crocker seem like a radical feminist, Premonition is exactly the reason the Razzie Awards exist. Dishonoring the premise of Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five, it stars Sandra Bullock as Linda, a woman who comes unstuck in time. Instead of centuries, though, she’s bouncing around the last week in the life of her hunky hubby, Jim (Julian McMahon). One day she gets the news he’s been killed in a traffic accident, the next day she wakes up and it’s several days earlier and he’s alive and all is right with the world. Of course, all’s not really right: She knows hubby is about to go the way of the dodo bird and she doesn’t have a clue about how to stop that. And there’s more going on behind the scenes, which she discovers when she wakes up the next day, and it’s really several days in the future. The thing is, it doesn’t do her the slightest bit of good to be in the future, because aside from a few overheard conversations, she has no memory of what’s happened in the interim. Added to that sloppy thanks for a peek into the future is the fact that when she goes into the past, she knows the future, but not the other way around, even when there’s some backtracking because her skipping about the space/time continuum is as random as the plot itself. At one point, Linda actually sits down and makes a poster-sized chart of what happens when using different colored pens in an attempt to sort it all out. She may have it all figured, but that doesn’t help the audience any. CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE Reviews Sat-Sun Mar 17-18 @ 12:40 PM dvd REVIEW THE PAINTED VEIL VOLVER AN unreasonable MAN Fri-Thr, Mar 16-22 @ 3:20 & 6:00 PM USA • 2006 • 125 min English/French/Mandarin • PG-13 Fri-Thr, Mar 16-22 @ 8:40 PM Spain • 2006 • 121 min • Subtitles • R USA • 2006 • 122 min • English • Unrated REVIEWED BY KASEY ANDERSON Rocky Balboa THE SIXTH installment in Slyvester Stallone’s Rocky series is both a fitting end to the story and a bizarre and disturbing insight into the psyche of an aging action hero. Rocky Balboa is not a metaphor for Stallone’s late-life crisis, it is his late-life crisis, playing out before an audience of devoted Balboa fans. Stallone uses the Balboa character to convey his own regret over having been cast aside by Hollywood: “one minute they love ya’, the next yer a bum,” Balboa opines to his longtime confidant, Paulie. Indeed, Stallone’s fall from Tinseltown favor is hard to ignore, his once ubiquitous face now a Botoxed caricature sitting atop a sexagenarian’s body. The fact is, Stallone has no business climbing back into the ring, and neither does Rocky. Baited by the hubbub surrounding a simulated video-game fight between Balboa circa 1980 and the current heavyweight champ, Mason “The Line” Dixon (Antonio Tarver), Rocky agrees to return to action for a high-profile exhibition fight with the champ. Cue music, cue training montage, cue goosebumps. Stallone’s dialogue may be putrid (the scenes between Rocky and his son are nearly unwatchable), his direction hackneyed and his characters paper-thin, but, face it, the original Rocky won our hearts and there has been no turning back since. If viewed solely as the final chapter of the Rocky saga, Rocky Balboa functions as it should, offering closure for the characters and the audience. Try and wring anything else from the clunky, clumsy film, and you’ll be left punch-drunk with disappointment. No special features offered. Wait for the repackaged special edition, which is undoubtedly on its way. (Movie ++++) PG • 1 hr. 42 min. (Sony) Premonition, cont. Exacerbating all this is the fact that Linda’s life is pointedly boring. She may feel oceans of contentment in the simple joys of being a wife and mother, but, cinematically speaking, watching someone do the laundry is less than thrilling. Bullock spends the film with her brow knitting tightly as her character becomes increasingly cranky over what is happening/will happen/already has happened. Just when things reach a zenith of entropy and silliness, Linda gets a series of platitudes in the form of fortune-cookie philosophy from her priest, who also happens to have a volume on premonitions with the salient passages conveniently bookmarked. Premonition is so inept it actually has Linda finding Jim alive one morning in the shower, as though no one would remember that particular famous scene from Dallas. This isn’t just bad cinema; it’s embarrassing for everyone concerned. ./$)2493(/43(%2%9/ "OOZEBELONGSINASHOT GLASSBUTCOFFEEDOESNOT 7ESHUNTHOSETIREDDIRTY SHOTGLASSESINFAVOROF PULLINGEVERYDROPOFYOUR ESPRESSOSHOTWHENEVER POSSIBLEINTOACLEAN#50 #REMABELONGSINYOUR MOUTHNOTACRUSTYOLD SHOTGLASS EVERYSTEPEVERYDAYOVERANDOVER Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film FILM 24-27 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Film Times Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 Film:: 300 W. Champion Street, Downtown Bellingham 738-DROP 25 26 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film FILM 24-27 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 Bridge to Terabithia: The life of adolescent Jesse changes when he befriends Leslie, the class outsider. The children create an imaginary world called Terabithia, which is inhabited by all manner of magical creatures. Based on the beloved novel by Katherine Paterson. +++ (PG • 1 hr. 35 min.) Bellis Fair 2:35 | 5:10 | 7:40 | 10:10 Dead Silence: Few things are creepier than dolls. Clowns, maybe, but that’s just about it. One hundred of the scary killer toys go on a rampage that, conveniently enough, is triggered when people scream. Move over, Chucky. ++ (R • 1 hr. 30 min.) Sunset Square 12:15 | 2:30 | 4:45 | 7:00 | 9:30 | 11:55 Ghost Rider: Nicholas Cage sells his soul to the devil, then tries to redeem it by becoming the Ghost Rider, a man with a fiery face and noisy hog, who is also apparently some kind of arbiter of supernatural justice. ++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 50 min.) Bellis Fair 1:50 | 4:30 | 7:10 | 10:00 I Think I Love My Wife: Chris Rock, who is apparently trying to commit career suicide faster than Eddie Murphy, stars in this film about an investment banker flirting with adultery. I’m told this is a remake of an Eric Rohmer film, but I refuse to believe it. + Music and Lyrics: Hugh Grant plays a goodnatured but aging pop star looking to mount a comeback with a little songwriting help from Drew Barrymore. Will they fall in love while crafting their heart-stopping charttopper? +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 36 min.) Bellis Fair 2:20 | 4:50 | 7:20 | 9:50 Night at the Museum: A night watchman becomes trapped in a museum, where he unleashes an Egyptian curse that brings Robin Williams to life as Teddy Roosevelt, which I’m guessing is a curse indeed. ++ (PG • 1 hr. 49 min.) Bellis Fair 2:10 | 4:50 | 7:30 The Number 23: Jim Carrey tries to prove that he is a Serious Actor by being terrorized by a number in this by all accounts frustratingly convoluted film. + (R • 1 hr. 35 min.) Sunset Square 4:45 | 9:45 The Painted Veil: See review previous page. ++++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 5 min.) Pickford Cinema 3:20 | 6:00 Premonition: See review previous page. ++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 50 min.) Sunset Square 12:30 | 2:45 | 5:00 | 7:20 | 9:55 Reno 911: Miami: A bumbling team of Reno cops attending a national police convention in Miami, Fla. are called in to save the day when terrorists launch an attack. Comedic hijinks ensue. +++ (R • 1 hr. 24 min.) Bellis Fair 10:10 300: This faithful and decadently violent adaptation of Frank Miller’s legendary The Ultimate Gift: When his wealthy grandfather dies, trust fund baby Jason Stevens anticipates a big inheritance. Little does he know what he will really receive is a 12-step scavenger hunt of sorts that will lead him to self-discovery and all manner of spiritual fulfillment. + (PG • 1 hr. 54 min.) Sunset Square 2:15 | 7:10 An Unreasonable Man: Oscar-nominated documentary profiling lifelong activist and catalyst Ralph Nader that addresses both his history as this nation’s foremost consumer advocate, as well as his unsuccessful runs for the presidency. ++++ Pickford Sat. and Sun. @ 12:40 Volver: Penelope Cruz proves she is indeed a fine actress—as long as she’s not acting in an English-speaking film—in this heartwarming gem by director Pedro Almodovar, who loves the ladies more than anyone I know. +++++ (R • 2 hrs. 1 min.) Pickford 8:40 Wild Hogs: A group of middle-aged friends comprised of John Travolta, William H. Macy, Martin Lawrence, and Tim Allen take to the road on their hogs to escape middleaged boredom and engage in bad slapstick. At least one of these guys should really know better (I’m looking at you, William H. Macy). + (PG-13 • 1 hr. 39 min.) Bellis Fair 2:45 | 5:15 | 7:50 | 10:20 Zodiac: Director David Fincher returns with his best film since Seven, this dark, sprawling depiction of the Zodiac killer and the hysteria he spawned as seen through the eyes of the police officers (Mark Ruffalo and Anthony Edwards) and newspaper reporters (Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey Jr.) he tormented. ++++ (R • 2 hrs. 40 min.) 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Sehome 12:45 | 3:45 | 6:50 | 9:40 Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 Amazing Grace: This film tells both the story of the origins of the timeless song for which it is named as well as depicting the struggles of abolitionist William Wilberforce. ++++ (PG • 1 hr. 51 min.) Bellis Fair 1:20 | 4:10 | 7:00 | 9:55 graphic novel tells the story of the 300 Spartans who fought the Battle of Thermopylae. And if you thought Sin City looked cool, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. ++++ (R • 1 hr. 57 min.) Sehome 12:20 | 1:05 | 3:25 | 4:10 | 6:30 | 7:15 | 9:25 | 10:05 One White Tag Item With This Coupon 11-6 Mon.-Tues. 11-7 Wed.-Sat. BY CAREY ROSS (R • 1 hr. 30 min.) 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Tax repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, trucks, SUV’s, Toyota’s, Honda’s, Chevy’s, more! For listing call 1(800)425-1620, x2178. services 500 Rentals Rentals: WWU $1150 / 3br - CLEAN house near WWU 3 bedroom, 1/1/2 bath with single car garage, yard; new carpet/ paint; gas heat; washer/dryer; rent includes water/sewer/ garbage. E-mail for pictures. email: [email protected] $745 / 2br - Bellingham Quiet Duplex WWU Area Very clean and quiet duplex. More private than an apartment. But just a few steps to WWU. Two Bedrooms one bath. New carpets. New stove. Fireplace. Washer and Dryer. About 850 sq. feet living space with an additional large separate storage building. Covered parking $745/ Month. Deposit and ? last months rent required. One year lease. Located on the corner of 21st St. and Douglas. Please drive by and look. If you would like to see the inside call 360-738-7781 1 BR/1BA APARTMENT Close to WWU Cozy 1 Br/1 Ba apartment close to WWU and WTA bus line. On site parking and laundry. $475/month + utilities. Available 4/1/07. Open House Saturday March 3 from 10-1 and another Sunday March 4 from 4-7, address: 939 20th St #101. Call Rachel or Daniel at 425-205-7661 or 360738-4012 for more information $375 / 1br - Walking distance of campus! Cozy one bedroom apartment in a large house. New carpet, vinyl and fresh paint! Unit is located within walking distance to WWU and has laundry on-site. Cat allowed with pet deposit. W/S/G gas heat included, tenant pays electricity. No smoking. Available now. Rent 375.00 Deposit 300.00 email: anon283574804 @cascadiaweekly.com $665 / 1br - Looking for someone to take over lease!! New Apartment Near Western Brand new timberlodge appartment. Sublent till September. New Appliances, Seperate Standing Washer Dryer. Kitchen Brand new. High ceilings. Looking for new place to allow pets, Timber loadge no pet policy. Deposit of $665, and lease till Sept. Walking distance from western. Underground parking and secured apartments. Lots of storage. Email: [email protected] $995 / 4br - Reduced price through summer!! Nice four bedroom one bath upper unit in a classic turn of the century home Located rentals real estate 500 Rentals two blocks from WWU campus! Partial wood floors, front and rear entrances, and a huge covered back porch. Large open kitchen with D/W and microwave, and built-in shelving/storage throughout. F/P in front bedroom with wood floors and a view. Other front bedroom has access to the front porch with a view. Unit also has off-street parking and energy efficient gas heat. W/S included with rent. Small pet negotiable with pet deposit. Lease through August. Available now. Rent 995.00 Deposit 1200.00 email: anon-283572311@ ca scadiaweekly.com $700 / 2br - Blocks from WWU Location, location, location! Just 2 blocks south of WWU; 2 bedrooms, 1 bath secured building, open floor plan with living & dining areas, fireplace, kitchen with dishwasher & disposal and washer/dryer. No smoking/ pets. For more information or a showing please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $410 / 1br - STUDIO, right near WWU, Downtown Nice studio next to Laurel Park. 2 blocks to WWU, 4 blocks to downtown. Rent includes water, garbage, sewage, parking. $250 security deposit. Lease April 1 to August 31. Renew if you desire. email: [email protected] $520 / 1br - large one bedroom near WWU and Sehome Highschool Large one bedroom, one bathroom apt. The apartment is 600 square feet and on the top floor. Water, sewer, and garbage are included in rent. There is on site laundry and on site management. Ten minute walk to Western and also on the bus line. The apartment is available May 1st. If you are interested I am flexible with the move-in date. Please call (509) 220-3090 $550 Nice Studio Apt Available By March 26th NO DEPOSIT Nice Studio apartment can be available by March 26th. NO DEPOSIT!!! I paid $550 deposit and it’s all yours. I am graduating March 24th and moving to Seattle. Studio comes with washer/dryer/ dishwasher/disposal. W/S/ G paid. Heating Bill is around $20 a month, less for spring and summer. Close to WWU but not too close. The neighbors are quiet. Let me know if you would like to come by and take a look. email: anon-291852755 @ ca scadiaweekly.com $415 10 min. walk from WWU!! Move in ASAP!!! Very close to Rec Center on WWU Campus!! FREE cable, high speed internet, and electricity! Live with three awesome girls!! If your a guy, my management will match you up with guys that you will get along great with 500 Rentals comics (they are very good at this)!! Walk-in closet, own sink and mirror in bedroom! Share bathroom (toilet and shower) with one other girl. I need to be out of my room by the end of the month, so move in ASAP!! :)Also, you would be on the third floor (top) so you no one will be above you making noise. Pretty good view out the bedroom window of the mountains, makes the room nice and bright with the sunshine! email: Angelbaby4you03@ msn.com Rentals: Bellingham 2 BED, 1 BATH SUMMER RENTAL. Cute, partially remodeled 1920s house in the lovely Birchwood neighborhood for rent May-August. Mostly furnished, clean, upstairs office/loft can be used as 3rd bedroom. Huge yard with fruit trees and garden, full basement, on bus line, close beach access. Feed our chickens - you get a dozen eggs per day! No smoking, pets (no cats) negotiable for non-refundable deposit. Rent, $1050 plus $800 deposit. Utilities included. email: [email protected] $650 / 2br - 2 BR / 1.5 BathTownhouse Apartment 900 sq ft Two level Townhouse, 2 Bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths, Large Walk Through closet, Washer and Dryer hu , Dishwasher, private patio on greenbelt in central Bellingham. New Carpet just installed. No Pets or Smoking. Water,serer and garbage/recycling paid. Damage Deposit of $650 and 1 year lease. $40 application fee per individual or $40 for married couple. Quiet and intimate...only 13 units. Drive by and check it out. Parker Place Apts. 2400 Racine and Texas streets Call 360 739 5624 DAYS $ 800 / 2br - 2 bd 1 bath House for Rent in Bellingham 2 bedroom 1 bath house at 2706 Nevada Street in Bellingham. Recently remodeled, washer/dryer, dishwasher, storage garage and yard. $800 per month, plus first/last and deposit. Pets are negotiable with additional non refundable deposit. Available March 10th please call 360-366-0190 to arrange a viewing and receive an application. classifieds@ cascadiaweekly.com “I’ll have the turtle soup...and make it snappy!” Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifi eds 28-34 CLASSIFIEDS 28-34 | Food 35 jobs Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 classifieds broadcast 29 classifieds Cascadia Weekly #2.11 03.14.07 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifi eds 28-34 CLASSIFIEDS 28-34 | Food 35 broadcast 30 jobs 500 Rentals $650 / 2br - Pinewood Heights Apartments Spacious and ready to move in!! Large 2 br. apartments on 3 acres of land. Country feel, big covered front deck overlooking the swimming pool. Storage on site, big Laundry room on site. 942 Square feet of space. Big bedrooms, large living room, kitchen and dining. Located across from Birchwood Elementry (yet well segregated) Very quiet complex with many tenants that have been residing for over 20 years. On-site management as well. No smokers and no pets. Applicants will be carefully screened. Damage/security deposit equal to one months rent. Please go by the units prior to making apointments to view. 3219 Pinewood ave 98225 (Pinewood Heights) 360380-0803 $700 / 2br - 2 Bed 1 Bath Storage shed and off street parking Freshly remodeled 2 bed 1 bath. This is the right side of a duplex. New bedroom carpets. Pets are negotiable. It has an 8x8 attached storage shed and off street parking as well as on street parking. This is the last house on the street. email: anon284341057@cascadiaweekly. com $899 / 2br - Luxury Suite for Rent 2 bed/ 2 bath unit available. W/S/G is paid for. Unit comes with W/D, D/W, and garbage disposal. 1008 sq.ft. No-smoking. No pet building. Located in upscale Barkley area of Bellingham. Please feel free to contact us at (360) 647-2818 or kristie@ visitlandmark.com $839 / 2br - Luxury Apartments for Rent 2 bed/ 2 bath unit available. W/S/G is paid for. Unit comes with W/D, D/W, and garbage disposal. N/S. Pets are ok. Located in upscale Barkley area of Bellingham. Please feel free to contact us at (360) 647-2818 or [email protected] $1000 / 2br - Large, Bright Townhouse Two bedroom, two bathroom townhouse for rent for $1000? water/sewage/garbage is included? It has a one year old washer, dryer, fridge and dishwasher? with a private wood deck in the back? two parking spaces in front of REPLYING TO ADS Certain ads have been blocked by anonymous posters who do not wish to receive unsolicited emails or attachments. When replying to anonymous ads (anon-), please do not send HTML or formatted mail, or attachments. For best results, send brief, plaintext messages under 150K in size. Include contact information. services 500 Rentals unit, fenced and gated complex. Close to park and playing fields. Easy freeway access. Very bright, sunny unit with great neighbors! email: anon-292173275 @ c a sc adiaweekly.com $695 / 1br - Creekside Villas apt for rent... $200 DEPOSIT I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE OVER THE REMAINDER OF MY LEASE ENDING AUGUST OF ‘07 RENT = $695 / DEPOSIT = $200 Current rent for this apartment is $725 + $725 Deposit Built in 2005 has only been lived in by me Washer/dryer/dishwasher 1 reserved parking space included Water, sewer & garbage paid Quiet area Near Whatcom Community College, Costco, Bellis Fair Mall, Walmart and many Restaurants Step outside your front door and see a beautiful view of Mt. Baker on a clear day Cats accepted on a case by case basis with a $300 deposit, $200 is nonrefundable $30 application fee, $35 for a married couple EMAIL OR CALL FOR INFO. PH # 206.650.6946 $775 / 2br - Cute house for rent Available May 1st! Cute two bedroom house for rent, $775/mo plus $700 deposit. Two bedrooms, one bath (with claw foot tub), dishwasher, washer & dryer, forced-air gas heat, storage shed. Hardwood floors in the living room, vinyl windows throughout. This is a pretty quiet, residential neighborhood, and very convenient location (near the soon-to-be Trader Joe’s). Tons of parking! Sorry, no pets. We are moving out and you would take over our lease, which is through July. This is not a sublet, you will be taking over the remaining lease and then signing a new 1-year lease if you want to stay after that. You pay: electricity, gas, garbage and cable/phone if you want them. They pay: water Please feel free to drive by and take a look, but please call or email for showings. For questions about the house and to set-up a showing call or email us (the renters): 920-9429 For questions specific to signing the lease you may call Property Management Professionals: 676-1880 $850 / 3br - Newer Triplex with Garage & Yard 1 block off Lakeway This tri- rentals TO PLACE AN AD classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com real estate 500 Rentals plex will be available May 1st, 2007 and is located just off of Lakeway in the Geneva area, school district is Carl Cozier Elementary, Kulshan Middle school, etc. The yard is maintained by the owners, and has a 1-car garage, with plenty of outside parking. Large Bedrooms are upstairs with plenty of closet/storage space. Downstairs has the living room, dining, and kitchen, as well as the washer/dryer. Awesome place for three college students, or a family like us! We’ve got the credit apps through Coldwell Banker. 7 minutes to the Park & Ride, or I-5 Contact Peter Fitzpatrick at 425-359-2463 $1600 / 3br - Newer Home Close to Shopping Beautiful newer home with open floor plan, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths on a corner lot. Tile entry, 9 foot ceilings and tasteful decorator colors throughout. Custom maple cabinets, neutral granite counter tops and stianless steel appliances. Master suite with walk-in closet and bright attached bath. Fenced backyard, security system and two car garage complete the home. No smoking/pets. For more information or a showing, please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420. $575 / 1br - Handicapped Accessible 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath Apartment One bedroom, ground floor handicapped unit available. Living room and dining room combo. Open kitchen with dishwasher and disposal. Washer and dryer included. Excerise room and playground on site. W/S/ G included. No smoking/pets. For more information or a showing, please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $625 / 2br - Large & Bright 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath TRI-PLEX Great light and bright 2 bedroom, 1 bath TRI-PLEX with living/dining combo, kitchen with dishwasher and disposal. Full size waher and dryer and assigned parking. W/S/G/ Included. Close to shopping, city bus and WWU park & ride. No smoking/ pets. For more information or a showing please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $1600 / 3br - Lake Whatcom View Home Over All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” Familial status includes children under the age of 18 living with parents or legal custodians, pregnant women and people securing custody of children under 18.This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate that is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination, call HUD toll-free at 1-800-6699777. The toll-free number for the hearing impaired is 1-800927-9275. buy sell trade 500 Rentals 3300 sq ft of living! Three bedroom, 3.5 bath HOME; all on 2 levels - Enjoy views of Lake Whatcom the mountains and Sudden Valley Golf Course from almost every room in the house. Living room with fireplace, family room with fireplace, den or 4th bedroom, hardwood floors, kitchen with dishwasher & disposal, laundry room with washer/dryer, large garage with shop. For more information or a showing please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $1525 / 3br - Views of the Bay, Islands and City Lights Available March! Enjoy summer sunsets and outstanding views from this three bedroom, 2 bath condo; open floor plan with gas fireplace, living & dining rooms, dishwasher, washer/dryer, 2 garages and beautiful views of Bellingham Bay, the Islands and the city lights! For a showing or more information, please contact Bayview Property Managment at (360) 734-5420 $850 / 2br - Southside House Character home in great neighborhood with 2 bedrooms, 1 bath and patio off the dining room. Nice yard with extra storage and plenty of parking. A real must see! For more information or a showing please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $1500 / 4br - Close to Lake Padden Live on two levels of this large 4 bedroom, 2 3/4 bath home in great neighborhood close to Lake Padden. Main level offers bright living room with gas fireplace, master suite with slider to deck off back, and kitchen with lots of light and newer appliances. Lower level has second kitchen with attached living space and second gas fireplace, two large bedrooms, large bath and den. Two much to list in this great home! No smoking/ pets. For more information or a showing please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $2000 / 4br - Beautiful Newer Home in Great Location Beautiful home in excellent area. Great floor plan, 11ft. ceilings in living room & 9ft. ceilings throughout main level. Large master suite on main floor plus den or home office. Wonderful kids rooms upstairs with hobby areas in each room. Brick and hardiplank exterior. Oak flooring, light cherry cabinets in the kitchen and all major appliances included. For a showing or more information, please call Bayview Property Management at (360) 7345420 $675 / 2br - Great Complex & Close to Shopping Large 2 bedroom, 2 bath apt with washer/dryer, dishwasher & disposal, breakfast bar, living & dining rooms. Additional storage, assigned bulletin board 500 By Rob Brezsny Rentals 500 Rentals FREE WILL ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here you come dragging your exhausted but redeemed ass out of the deep dark forest of symbols. The red-eyed monkey demons fall off your back as you straggle toward the light. Your sunken eyes see wonders they were blind to before your ordeal. Your heart rages with a wild angelic love you’ve never tapped into before. And as you realize the magnitude of your tough miracle, you feel glimmers of gratitude for the rude tests you had to endure. Maybe you should get totally lost in limbo more often. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): On the Internet’s Leonard Cohen Forum, Lizzy says she once thought that making “a joyful noise unto the Lord” was the highest expression of spiritual praise. Now she feels that whispering one’s appreciation for the majesty of creation is just as valid. Diane, going a step further, suggests that even silence can be a powerful form of homage--maybe even more so than raucous celebration. My opinion? I think Diane might be right when it comes to plants and animals, with which you can achieve easy telepathic communion. But when dealing with the divine works of art known as human beings, the best way to express praise is loud and clear. Your assignment in the coming week is to do that for everyone you care about. More than ever before, you need to dispense vociferous approval and articulate adoration. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish,” prayed Michelangelo. He exulted in the feeling of having too much to express. He thrived on the stimulus of his delicious frustration; he used the inspiring sting of his nagging inadequacy as a fuel for his boundless creativity. Are you willing to experiment with this approach, Gemini? Do you have the nerve to love what’s imperfect about your life? Are you brave enough to laugh at the probability that your yearning will never be completely fulfilled? CANCER (June 21-July 22): What were those square LED devices that suddenly appeared at random outdoor locations around nine American urban areas in January? They turned out to be the main ingredients of a silly promotional campaign for the TV show “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” The citizens of New York, L. A., Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia took the prank in stride, but Boston officials saw it as a terrorist threat. Is it any coincidence that this horoscope column, Free Will Astrology, has long appeared in newspapers published in all the above cities except Boston? I think not. It’s evidence that the advice contained herein raises intelligence levels and helps users know the difference between real and imagined threats. So maybe you’ll believe me when I tell you, Cancerian, that the only threat you face right now is from the part of you that thinks a certain imagined threat is real. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Here are the blessings I wish for you in the coming week: (1) not a sudden evacuation from a pitch-dark tunnel into a blinding light, but rather a gradual transition from the frigid blackness to cool grayness to warm brightness; (2) not an eruption out of a claustrophobic squeeze into the middle of nowhere, but rather a natural evolution from an interesting limitation to an expansive possibility; (3) not a stressful rocket launch from the bottomless abyss to a scary peak, but rather an exhilarating joyride from the lower depths to the ringing heights. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): High-level financial officials from the U.S. government recently visited their Chinese counterparts, scolding them for having a booming economy and strong currency that’s threatening the American economy. Here’s what Alan Abelson wrote about the meeting in Barron’s. “There’s something hilarious about the world’s biggest debtor, whose currency is sagging, lecturing a country that runs a 500 500 humongous trade surplus and boasts a cool trillion in Rentals Rentals foreign reserves.” You may soon get metaphorically similar pressure, Virgo. People with a fraction of your savvy and resources may try to manipulate you into serving their aims. Politely ignore their pressure. This is a time when you should be enjoying your hard-earned goodies with pure relish, not worrying about them or defending them or trying to adjust them to fit anyone else’s specifications. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Activists in the Pacific Northwest have sometimes resorted to extreme measures in their efforts to end the clear-cutting of old-growth forests. Among the most creative has been a woman named Dona Nieto, also known as La Tigresa. She has on occasion planted herself half-naked in front of marauding lumberjacks bearing chainsaws and bulldozers, stopping them in their tracks with the sight of her bare breasts and regaling them with her “Goddess-based, nude Buddhist guerrilla poetry.” She’s your role model, Libra. Let her inspire you to be original, experimental, and funny as you fight for a righteous cause that rouses your zealous idealism. It could be political in nature, as in La Tigresa’a case, or it could be personal, as in lobbying a loved one for more focus and intensity. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’ve entered an Oscar Wilde-type phase. I urge you to get a sense of how the British author’s paradoxical brilliance worked so you can put yourself in a similar frame of mind. Study the following Wilde-isms. (1) “I can believe anything provided it is incredible.” (2) “Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.” (3) “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh; otherwise they’ll kill you.” (4) “Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.” (5) “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” (6) “Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.” SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian philosopher Jonathan Zap reports that the typical adult has a mood change once every 90 minutes. According to my reading of the omens, you’ve been below that average for the past few weeks, lumbering along at only a few emotional shifts per day. But that will soon be history, as your hormones conspire with cosmic rhythms to send you spiraling upwards to the levels usually experienced only by people in the 13-18 age range: one mutation every 20 minutes or so. Don’t worry. It won’t last forever. And it could even be great fun if you love, respect, and celebrate your inner teenager. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “It’s more fun to be the painter than the paint,” mused actor George Clooney in Esquire magazine. Usually I agree. I much prefer to be a creator who shapes raw material into a beautiful artifact than the raw material itself. But for the next couple of weeks, Capricorn, I’m recommending the opposite tack for you. I think you’ll have more fun being the paint than the painter. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s not completely dumb to sell your soul to the highest bidder for a while. And it’s an all-right time to entertain iffy prospects for increasing your cash flow or to work hard to make your boss rich (as long as you get a percentage). But just because it’s an OK time to do these things doesn’t mean you should do them. Consider this: It’s an even more favorable time for you to temporarily rent your good ideas to the highest bidder, to strike a deal with proven powerhouses that you know can increase your earnings, and to work your ass off in behalf of your own dreams. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you’re playing by other people’s rules,” says novelist Michael Korda, “while quietly playing by your own.” That strategy works for many of the happiest people I know. It ain’t easy, though. You’ve got to figure out how to be honest and genuine even though you’re constantly performing; you’ve got to make your life a work of art that continually allows you to reinvent your innocent enjoyment of the game you’re playing. You Pisceans are probably better suited for this cagey approach than any other sign. And it’s currently a favorable time to get the hang of pulling it off. 500 Rentals services 500 Rentals rentals real estate 500 Rentals buy sell trade 500 Rentals Bridget Between the Sheets parking and small playground. W/S/G included. No smoking/ pets. For more information or a showing please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 Gimme a V-accine! $950 / 2br - Darby Estates Condo Almost brand new upper CONDO with over 1400 sq ft of living space! Two master bedroom suites with baths, large living & dining areas, kitchen with all appliances including microwave, washer/dryer! Secured building with Clubhouse. W/S/G included. Assigned covered parking. No smoking/pets. For more information or a showing please contact Bayview Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $2075 / 3br - Custom S. Lake Whatcom Lakefront Home Brand new, custom lakefront home located at the south end of Lake Whatcom about 20 minutes outside of town. The location and view from this home are spectacular and very unique and set it apart from any other home on the rental market in the area. 3400 SF with 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. Home has radiant heat, custom cherry cabinets, stainless appliances and large 1000 SF bonus room in the lower level. Main floor contains the master bedroom and all essential elements for ease of living. Home includes wrap around deck with covered porch for outside dining. There is a large, sunny lot and the home shares 500 feet of pristine, private waterfront and dock with a very small set of neighbors. Neighbors are all wonderful and very welcoming. The drive to and from town is easy and pleasant and once you arrive home, you won’t want to leave! Come see this beautiful home and be the first to live in it! Call 510-7301 for details. $1350 / 4br - Clean, Quiet Location with Awesome Bay Views 4 bedroom, 2 full bath unit right across the street from Whatcom Falls park. Washer/dryer included. 2 car garage, great deck for bbq’s, and a gas fireplace. 7 minute drive to WWU. This place has amazing bay views!!! Available March 1st. Call 206.288.3503 $395 ALL utilities are paid !!! & ‘0’Deposit !! ALL utilities are paid !!! & ‘0’ Deposit !! Contact 933-1049 The room has Tv, bed, phone, nice closet, own heat, Pool, sana, showers, weight room, tread mills, ect. I am a easy person to live with. Early 30s Athletic Pretty neat person WON’T LAST LONG ! email: anon -28 4143121@ c a sc adiaweekly.com $1100 / 3br - Trade Housing for Truck 3 Bedroom, 1 bath home in Cornwall Park area. Completely remolded, new carpet, tile, appliaces. Large lot. Will accept small pick-up or 4x4 truck for up to 6 months rent. Home is bulletin board Back to the issue with my gal How to Sudoku: Arrange the digits 1-9 in such a way that each digit occurs only once in each row, only once in each column, and only once in each box. Try it! for sale, so month to month rental after 6 mo. 1 Bedroom, 1 bath home also available under same conditions @ $750 mo/with truck considered for first 6 mo. No contacts from real eatate agents. SORRY NO PETS email: kmallahan@ comcast.net $1150 / 4br - 4 Br, 2 Ba Home for Rent 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom manufactured home for rent @ 3142 Y Road, Bellingham, WA. Woodstove, electric forced air heat, firewood available, electric range, refrigerator, dishwasher, washer, electric dryer. Bellingham school district. 2 blocks off Lake Whatcom 1,150/month, 1,000.00 damage deposit, month to month terms. Tracy 360-671-9499, 360-739-2840. $695 / 2br - 1910 Charming Craftsman Bright quiet place for professional, grad student, or small family. Spacious top floor flat. Walk to: 5 parks, Whatcom Museum, Library, Downtown, Bellingham Bay, Dining, Shopping, Bus line, schools. Comfortable with loads of character. Close to WWU. A must see! $695 / 2Bedroom 1200 sq. ft. BIG! Features: Historic 1910 Craftsman House Large master bedroom - 14 foot long closet Balcony with cafŽ table Large kitchen - retro Large claw foot bathtub - tiled bathroom Parking for one car Two entrances Sunroom/bedroom Organic gardens, Tall Trees, Fruit and Nut Trees Tree house, sandbox and swing set Excellent schools: Parkview, Whatcom, Bellingham $695 plus utilities. Available March 1. No Smoking, Pets, Drugs, or Firearms. email: anon-283898937@cas- cadiaweekly.com $795/ 1br - Cute Secluded house at the end of a country road. $795 / 1br Cute Secluded house at the end of a country road. (Bellingham) Secluded house at the end of a country road. Rabbits birds trees and flowers. Country living close to the city. House on 20 acres 425 605 2101 or 425 773 2703 Possible Handyman Discount email:[email protected] $1600 / 4br - For RENT/ Possible LEASE OPTION Spacious Rambler 2800 sq ft 3-4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, lease in the Whatcom Falls neighborhood of Bellingham. Superb location, close to schools. House is a large one story rambler, with a two-car garage. Appliances include refrigerator, dishwasher, microwave, w/d. Disabled access & Shower. Large corner lot. The home also has 2 fireplaces, recreation room (could be used as third large bedrm or den or playroom) and radiant heat. House has a deck with hot tub. On the busline. Easy access to Freeway, WWU and Whatcom Colleges. Available now. Rent is $1600-1650/ month, with first month, and security deposit paid in advance. Utilities paid by tenant. CALL NOW 206-234-2494 $460 / 1br - Charming 1 bd duplex in town AVAILABLE 3/1 AVALABLE March 1st! Super cute, sunny 1 bedroom top floor duplex. Bright and freshly painted. Steps to Haagen Market. Easy downtown access. Hurry, this one won’t last! water/sewer/ garbage included. NS/NP first/last and security deposit required Call or email to see! 206-508-2418 gmail.com cdenholm@ $350 Small cabin for rent Small cabin behind house for rent. Share yard with two in front house. In fairhaven, a couple blocks from the water, near shoping/stores/bike path/bus You: responsible, stable, quiet..... Available april 1 (maybe sooner), Rent is $350, one third of electric bill, one third of garbage bill. Contact Tim via email [email protected] $995 / 1br - Bayview Fairhaven Condo Excellent location! Gorgeous new Fairhaven condo located in popular Harris Square Complex! Available now! $995/ month with water/sewer/ garbage paid. Ideal corner 1 bedroom unit with high ceilings, view of water and unique Harris Street. Stainless steel appliances, washer/dryer in the unit and gated covered parking. Very safe - secure access to elevator and garage by key only. Nearby walking/hiking trail along water. Fairhaven shops, restaurants and famous coffee houses at your doorstep. Hurry, this will go fast! Please email [email protected] or call 360739-4098 for inquiry. $725 / 2br - 2 Bed, 1 Bath duplex 2 bed, 1 bath duplex in fairhaven available at the end of march. Just 4 or 5 blocks to WWU if you want to walk, or the bus stop is half a block down the street. Washer/Dryer, diswasher in the kitchen. Nice front yard that is maintained by the landlord, with a patio in the backyard that is perfect for barbequeing. Call Willie at 360.305.4644 to come check it pal. She was diagnosed with HPV, or Human Papillomavirus, and was in a panic. Can’t say I blame her because of all the buzz about this virus that can cause cervical cancer. Not too long ago, the only thing that could prevent you from contracting the virus was saying “no” to sex or opting for a safer option with condoms. But now there is a silver lining in this cloud: a vaccine. “Say what,” you say?! Yes there is a vaccine that can thwart the big “C” for cervical cancer. Most of you are learning that often the underlying cause of the abnormal PAP test can be traced to condyloma or HPV–the most common sexually transmitted virus in the United States So we all need to make friends with this vaccine because women will have another defense against this potentially deadly virus. The HPV vaccine can effectively knock out four viral strains that cause 70 percent of all cervical cancer in women and 90 percent of genital warts. And that is something to cheer about! But, in typical fashion with issues of sexual health, there’s a controversy: The vaccine should be given to girls before sexual activity with partners begins—as early as 10 to 12 years of age. Most agree that vaccinating young people against HPV is key in protecting them against cancer. Some say no to the vaccine, claiming it would give young people “the green light” to have sex. That’s like saying that putting seatbelts in cars encourages people to drive recklessly. And recent surveys have shown that most parents agree: they’re in favor of the HPV vaccine and would have their children vaccinated. Where is the controversy in getting immunized against hepatitis B? What’s the diff? I say preventing cancer is the moral thing to do. Cancer should not be punishment for sexual behavior —duh! So I’m dusting off my junior high cheerleader outfit and attempting that adorable herkey jump for joy that in June 2006, the Food and Drug Administration approved this vaccine for use in girls and women, ages 9-26 years. I’m giving the FDA a big ole’ double back flip for caring enough about women to stomp toward reducing the number of cases of cervical cancer and the incidence of this sexually transmitted infection. Ya know, if this vaccine could prevent the estimated 9,700 cervical cancer cases and 3,700 related deaths in the U.S. each year, then who should be against that? Now, just because the vaccine is officially recommended for gals ages 9-26 doesn’t mean that we “mature” ladies are out of the loop. Women older than 26 can still benefit from the vaccine but will most likely have to pay outof-pocket. (Females ages 9-26 may qualify for insurance coverage or other programs to assist with the cost of the vaccine.) Still, immunization is cheaper than many of the follow-up tests and treatments for HPV-related conditions—and hey, you’re worth it! And for those, like my friend, who already have HPV,—about 80 percent of sexually active folk—it’s not too late. Chances are, you’re not infected with all four strains of HPV. You can prevent future infections. And even the men folk may have a future with this vaccine. Clinical trials are happening in other countries to see whether they should get on the bandwagon too. Let’s be clear, the HPV vaccine does NOT eliminate the need to practice safer sex, or to get regular Pap smears. 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Rentals: Blaine 4 Bed 2 Bath Duplex Ferndale & Bellingham rent getting too expensive? Brand new duplex in Blaine, 4 bedrooms and 2 bath with attached carport. All appliances included. This one won’t last long. Close to schools. This is perfect for a family or students. Please call soon, before the opportunity is gone!!! 360-510-2789 $850 / 3br - 3 BR/1.75 BA Renovated 1918 Cottage Gas forced air heat, new appliances + dishwasher, new tile floors in bathrooms, kitchen, and laundry room (which has washer/dryer hook up), carpeting throughout, newly painted inside, master bedroom en suite, two enclosed porches, large double and half corner lot, close to town/marina with some views of Drayton Harbor from the yard. No pets. Available now. Call Jeff 360-734-5850 or 360-733-6883 $750 / 2br - Birch Bay townhouse 2bdrm, 1 1/2 townhouse, with wash/dryer and all other appliances. nice well maintained complex with pool and private beach. $750 mo. $500 deposit 425-7424830, 206-795-0211 $1500 / 3br - Brand New & Close to the Beach Brand New three bedroom, two bath home with approximately 3000 square feet and OCEAN VIEWS! Open floor plan with large kitchen, great room style living and dining rooms and seperate rec. room. Comfortable master suite and attached bath with seperate tub and shower. Large deck and two car garage. For more information or a showing, please call Bay- classifieds@ cascadiaweekly.com $895 / 3br - 3 BR/1.75 BA Charming Rennovated 1918 Cottage Gas forced air heat, brand new kitchen with new appliances to include dishwasher, new tile EEKLY buy sell trade 500 Rentals view Property Management at (360) 734-5420 $595 / 1br - Small Beachfront Cottage Clean and cozy beachfront cottage on Birch Bay. Water, sewer, trash paid. No pets. Small one bedroom, Partly furnished. Living room, dining/kitchen, bathroom with shower, Sleeping room with built-in bunks Watch sunsets from your own private beach. Available immediately. 360-920-0420 $400 / 3br - Two Rooms for Rent, Private Bath for each!!! BRAND NEW apartment!!!! built summer 2006 we are two college students graduating at the end of march. we have two rooms to rent as part of a 3 bedroom apartment. 2 bedrooms, each with a private bath Rent is $400 per room Rent includes water/disposal/sewer washer/dryer in apartment NO DEPOSIT!! our roommate is a super cool snowboarder, very chill and clean. serious inquiries only please. email: [email protected] real estate 500 Rentals Rentals: Birch Bay $365 Room in Large six bedroom house available now Room available today in a large, six bedroom house. Five chill roomies, near WWU and downtown, large living room, large dining room, large kitchen, wa sher/dryer/dishwasher. Room is cute, upstairs so stays warm. Please contact me asap to rent out now! email: anon-287188522@ cascadiaweekly.com TO PLACE AN AD classifieds.cascadiaweekly.com floors in bathrooms, kitchen, and laundry room (which has washer/dryer hook up), new paint and carpeting throughout, master bedroom en suite, two enclosed porches - one with slate flooring, large double and half corner lot, garage, great central location with some views of Drayton Harbor from the yard. No pets. Available now. 1374 Mitchell Ave. Call Jeff at 7345850 or 733-6883 Rentals: Ferndale 3 Bed 2 1/2 Bath Beautiful Home In cul-de-sac, within walking distance of all schools. Very quiet neighborhood. Call 360-510-2789 Rentals: Maple Falls $750 / 1br - cabin for rent cozy cabin with loft, hottub, bigyard, and new remodeled bathroom for rent. pets ok, 500.00 deposit with a 6 month lease. Contact Jason @ 360-510-9078 $895 / 3br - Free Rent Condo 3bed-2ba 1000sqft bottom, corner unit with really big yard. 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Indoor cat ok with deposit!! email: [email protected] Rentals: Sumas $625 / 1br - Private 1 Bedroom Apartment Private 1 Bedroom Apartment Located in town Sumas at 136 First Street private yard off street parking and seprate storage area with washer and dryer all utilities paid except phone and cable. References required please call 599-1254 or 961-0562 for information and showing. Rentals: Whatcom Quiet charming furnished country cottage, full Baker view, private patio, garden. $750 inc. utilities. Available April 1. 656 6207 Rentals: Skagit $600 / 1br - 1bdrm includes cable and w/s/g Cheerful basement apartment located on Jameson street near the high school. Available immediately upon completion of application and credit check. First, last and deposit required. $500 deposit $200 non-refundable. Seperate entrance, 3/4 bath, full kitchen and comfortable quiet neighborhood. No pets please and non smoker. (Single cat may be allright dependant on circumstances $100 additional non-refundable pet deposit.) 360-416-0413 $1295 / 3br - Retreat Home for rent Lake view home, huge private hot tub lake view deck in a private woodsy setting. ‘A’ frame chalet, rustic wood interior, 2 story vaulted kitchen and living area with wood fireplace that over looks beautiful Lake Samish & surrounding hills. Quiet dead-end road surrounded by many uninhabited walking trails. Across the street from Lake Samish, 1/2 mile from Lake Samish Park. 10 mins from downtown B’ham, less than 20 mins from downtown Mt Vernon. Includes STOVE, FRIG, WASHER, DRYER, some firewood. Pet OK with owner approval. Perfect for 1 or 2 people with home office, home massage business, or as get away. Move in now with free credit approval & 1/2 month deposit. Rent now and get use free until March 1 with paid agreement. 1431 Roy Rd drive by OK CALL 360-647-5292 and leave message $750825 / 3br - Half of First and Last Months Rent! Newly renovated 500 Rentals three bedroom, one bathroom apartment in a four-plex located in a great residential neighborhood! Unit features fresh paint, new carpet and a HUGE yard!! Also included is a W/D, D/W, and G/D. Rent includes W/S, tenants pay garbage. No smoking. Available now. Email for more details: anon-283581316 @ ca scadiaweekly.com $500 / 3br - 1 or 2 rooms available in 3 room apt. NEED ASAP Clean, spacious three bedroom apartment in North Bellingham (near Bakerview). Apartment complex is close to direct busline on Northwest into downtown & WWU. Current roommate is 21 yr old female with two dogs who is a part-time student and works full-time. She’s very chill, great cook, social but not a big partier, non-smoker, clean. Rooms available are master bedroom with private bathroom and a smaller bedroom currently being used as an office/craft space. If both rooms are rented rent is $335/mo if one room is rented rent is $500/mo. Need someone ASAP! Must love dogs as the two living there are very friendly, happy, lovable labs. Any questions contact Kate @ (360)820.2521 Rentals: Skagit $1400 / 4br - 4 Br. 2 bath Near sammish bay in Edison WA. This 1500 sq. ft. 2 story house with bay views. Outside pets are welcome as well. There are 3 upstairs bedrooms and 1 bath. 1 bedroom or office downstairs and one bath. forced air gas heat, one car attached garage and 1 car carport. spacious living and diningroom just off an open kichen.Fully fenced and gated for security or just to keep the dogs in. First, last, and $800.00 Cleaning deposit. $100.00 discount for 3yr.+ lease. Call 360-661-2131 rcostanti@gmail. com apts/housing for rent Edison WA. Rentals: Commercial cheap art studio apply at Good Earth Pottery, 1000 Harris avenue. $20 app fee, deadline: March 13th. Email: [email protected] $595 - Sumas Warehouse & Office New warehouse with office, lunch kitchen, washroom with shower,3 phase power,large insulated overhead door, glass entry door, many electrical outlets,good lighting, telephone & internet wiring, good insulation and firewall separations. Beside lumber reload yard on Bob Mitchell Way close to Canadian border entry. Call: 360 815-5364 or 360 815-6895 $250 Blaine office space in established business Private office in an established business. Internet and utilities included. The 500 Rentals established business is fully staffed so it is the perfect location to have packages delivered. Copier and fax available. If you have a serviced based business, but need a home base this is the perfect location because everything is set-up. We can remove the current desk or leave it in the space. It is up to you. Please call Brandi at 360-510-7201 for more information. $1500 / 2500ft; - Shop for rent High ceilings and storage lofts This 2400 sq. ft. shop is exellent for just about anything previously use to build aluminum boats this shop is ready to move in. 20’ X 16’ sliding doors on each end with high ceiling and ample storage. Gated and Fenced for security and privacy. First, Last, and Cleaning deposit $800.00 Call 360-661-2131 Office for Rent! Right In The Heart of Fairhaven Come to work in Sycamore Square! -Spacious Office for rent -Great View from the 4th floor - Convenient access to I-5 - Close to transportation center offering railway, ferry and bus - Fairhaven District restaurants, cafes and shops within walking distance. Call April at (360)733-6800 and/or (360)510-1833. Office for Rent! Right In The Heart of Fairhaven Come to work in Sycamore Square! -Spacious Office for rent -Great View from the 4th floor - Convenient access to I-5 - Close to transportation center offering railway, ferry and bus - Fairhaven District restaurants, cafes and shops within walking distance. www.sycamoresquare.com Call April at (360)733-6800 and/or (360)510-1833. $150 Sublet Available BEAUTFIUL Massage Therapy room has sublet available. Tues & Sat, all day. You set your own hours, use your own supplies, and run your own business. Need clients? Share advertising costs, approx $200/m. Will refer any insurance calls. Lease to end of year. Rent includes utilities, including established phone line w/ VM. Office is newly remodeled has beautiful full water views, lots of natural light, a/c, parking, elevator, all necessities. Share office with Noble Sports Chiropractic & other LMP’s. Wednesdays also available in 2nd massage room, $60/m. Room to grow, LMP starting to retire after 10+ years of practice. Go by and see office space. Only serious interest, please. email: [email protected] Wanted - Boat Storage - Indoor Wanted - Indoor Boat storage (12’W X 25’D). Clean, Dry, and easy access. Will pay $$ or trade for ??. Responsible and Professional individual. Please call 360961-1680. $50 Parking Storage Park- 500 Rentals ing/Storage for your boat/rv/ car/truck on private property with secure locked chain link fence asking 50 per month + 50 deposit. Located 15 miles east of Sedro Woolley off of Hwy 20. Call 360-333-1343 Rentals Wanted $600 Responsible mature adult needs 1B, MIL, or Studio Quiet responsible working professional with excellent references and credit. Ready to move in presently. Please contact Terry @ 206.383.9984 NEED 3BD HOUSE OR TOWNHOUSE FOR APR.1 I am looking for a house or townhouse with 3-4 bedrooms and at least 2 bathrooms. Also would like all the appliance including w/d. Rent could be up to 1100, but will consider depending on how nice the property is. Would like to startrenting on apr.01.07. Please let me know and if you can send some pictures that would be very helpful. Very clean family of 4, no pets. email: [email protected] LOOKING FOR HOUSE We are two responsible girls, one from Bellingham, one from Skagit County looking for a house near or on Lake Samish. Please contact me if you know of something. Email: [email protected] $450 Need mold free, cabin -like structure or Oldish Studio Apt. to rent! Me and my feline type creature, Wazmo, the fuzziest man EVER, and some fish with names, need a cool little studio, somewhere that is walking distance to Down Town, you know, earth friendly an’ shoot (I was raised Mormon). I am very responsible and clean (I have references), just ask Wazmo. And not currently Mormon. Oh, AND, I professionally paint as well as know how to do some minor repairs (dry wall, etc.) so I am open to trade if it helps you out, but do not need it. Thanks! If interested, Contact Me (Miss Tammy Park)@ (509) 845-4715. Rental House Wanted I am searching for a small house/cottage/cabin in Skagit County. I am very clean, responsible and want a place that I can take care of and call my home. My little family includes 2 older, non-destructive dogs, and 2 indoor/oudoor cats with the same traits. I would be more than willing to do landscape maintenance and small repairs in return for lower rent. I lived in my previous rental for 18 years until it was sold. If you have the right place for me, please let me know! email: [email protected] $1000 Hard working students in need of a apt/ condo/home!!! My friend and I are both hardworking students in need of a house, 500 Rentals 500 Rentals condo, or apartment to rent for 6 to 12 months. Here are the things we need this living space to include: -2+ bedrooms -1+ Bathrooms -2 parking spaces -Washer/Dryer -Dish Washer -Cat Friendly -Under $1000 monthly rent -NEAR WWU PLEASE (Not downtown or near downtown Bellingham) -A bay view would be nice, but isn’t required :) -WE CAN MOVE IN LATE MARCH or April 1st If anyone has a place like this that they would like to sublet, we will take that too, as long as we are allowed to renew the lease for the following term. Give me a call at 253350-0053 and ask for Travis $270 Cozy room near WWU campus Room available in 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment close to campus. Looking to move out ASAP. Lease ends June 31st. Really chill roommates; 2 guys, 1 girl. They are all students at Western. We have great neighbors as well. Please call me if you are interested. Thanks! 206-618-6520 $320 Room for Rent Room available in a 6 bdrm 2 bthrm house. Full kitchen, furnished living room and dining room, laundry room with new appliances, within walking distance to amenities, but also on a direct busline (Gold Line). Great roommates. Looking for clean, friendly, non-smoking (but if smoke, please do so outside), no pets, unless fish (sorry, part of current lease). Cable and internet hook-ups in every room. Twin-size bed and computer desk available if you don’t have your own. Last roommate moved back onto campus because it was cheaper, but left us to somehow pay her part of the rent, so we need someone who can move in RIGHT AWAY. Please call Marcella Tomlin at (253)318-4862 if you have any questions. $337 Room for rent starting in April 2007, close to WWU I am subletting my room for the remainder of my lease starting in April 2007 through August 31st, 2007. It is 1 room in a 4 bedroom duplex (top level). 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Free upcoming events & classes: 500 Rentals leaving early this year to start my summer job in Alaska so i’m putting my room up for rent for spring and summer quarter starting around April 1st. Room is downstairs so it’s quiet (livingroom and kitchen upstairs). The room is nice sized, roughly 12 X 12 with a closet. House has wireless internet, cable, washer and dryer and dishwasher and large deck overlooking the bay. There are 4 other roommates, all WWU students. My cousin is moving out in June and will be putting her room up so if you have a friend to move in with let em’ know. Come check it out if you’re interested. email: anon-287283368@ cascadiaweekly.com St. $370 Room 4 Rent Starts Spring Quarter One Block From WWU! I’m Free workshop, Tax Tips for Homeowners, March 6, 6pm-7:30pm, location TBA For information, registration or to apply visit, www.kclt.org or call 360-671-5600 rentals and a joint bathroom with a shower and toilet. I have my bed, couch, computer with desk, entertainment center, etc. in my bedroom and it all fits very well with a lot of walking room to spare. It is located less than a mile from WWU and is very close to the bus line. It is also only a few blocks from downtown, definitely within walking distance. Roommates are very cordial and responsible. Utilities are rather small consisting of no more than $20-30 a month usually, all of the house has cable tv also and ability to hook up the internet. Landlords are very nice, they are an older couple that are very helpful if repairs are ever needed or if there are any other problems. Great room, great area, great price! Thank you and hope to hear from you soon. -Chris Leahy 425-299-7512 Free Homebuyer Education Class, March 12th & 14th, 6pm-9pm at the Metcalf Hodges Conference Center (lower side of parking lot at 770 E Holly St.) services Last Week’s Puzzle $372 Need a room? Or two??? Big, spacious, bright, vaulted ceiling room available on March 12th. Full closet, lots of room, and plenty of storage in the rest of the place. One car garage, full laundry room, great roommates, as well as a great location! rent is 372.50+about 50 for all utilities combined. Any questions, email! Thanks=) email: [email protected] $500 Room for Rent I’m looking for a mature, clean, roommate to rent out a room in my house. Rent would include all utilities, cable TV, and high speed cable internet. Month-to-month ok as long as first and last are paid. Damage deposit required. House is 2 years old, 2000 square feet. If you’re interested please email: [email protected] $380 Utilities Paid! Excellent Bham location. Cozy room available. Spacious living area located in a great neighborhood on Alabama Hill. Share living space with 2 others. Laundry room, living 500 Rentals room, and kitchen with dining... room for your furniture. Month to month lease okay!! Large backyard with garden space, room to BBQ and kick back. Young, fun, quiet, clean person wanted!! $200 deposit ($100 non refundable for carpet cleaning) Included in utilities are: -gas -water -sewer -garbage -electric Wireless internet available for only $15 per month. No animals allowed. No indoor smoking. Email: [email protected] $400 RIGHT ACROSS FROM WWU ON NORTH GARDEN 7 Bedroom, 3 bathroom house is looking for 2 bedrooms to be filled. GREAT LOCATION, BIG BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! With An AWESOME view that you can’t pass up! More than welcome to call and set up a time to view, 400 a month plus 250 deposit. A Great Deal! (509)-307-0905 or email [email protected] $430 Roommate wanted in nice 2bd duplex mellow, clean, 25 year old male looking for a roommate in my 2 bedroom duplex on michigan st. 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I don’t smoke or wear red lipstick, but here’s the point: this little bar can seamlessly transport you outside your world, where the possibilities are endless. The Temple Bar has been called a wine bar, but that label is not exactly accurate, says owner Chelsea Farmer. The wine offerings and simple menu are merely a backdrop to a place where folks are encouraged to linger and dwell in conversation. Basically, Farmer says, it’s a great place to hang out. With seven or eight wooden tables, all illuminated by a single votive candle, nothing is mired in complexity. The focus becomes the exchange of ideas; TASTE a sort of leaning in toward each THE TEMPLE other takes place in a graceful BAR: 306 W. and pleasing atmosphere. There Champion St. Info: 676-8660. is beauty in simplicity. FINO WINE Hand-written on a framed BAR: 804 10th chalkboard across the bar, you’ll St. Info: 676find the wine specials for the eve- WINE. ning. Usually there are four to six DU JOUR red wines and three or four white BISTRO/VINES wines to choose from, which you WINE SHOP: can purchase by the bottle or 1319 Cornwall drink by the glass ($6-$7). I love Ave. Info: 7141161. the inexpensive Alamos 2005 Malbec from Argentina. There are also dessert wines and port, espresso from Seattle’s Caffe Vita and a good selection of bottled beer, such as Belhaven Scotch Ale, Elysian IPA, and Chimay Belgian Ale. The menu is thoughtful and fl avorful. The Salty Apple ($9) is a Panini with proscuitto, slices of fresh apple and a blue cheese spread. The desserts come from Mount Bakery, just down the street. The Choux la Crème ($6) are two light pastry buns filled with vanilla cream and slathered in dark chocolate. My favorite is the beautiful—and delicious—Belgian Chocolate Truffle Cake ($5.50), served with raspberry sauce. Of course there are carefully selected cheeses, such as a Fromager d’affinois, Gorgonzola Gouda, and de Chevre Jacquin. While not overt, Farmer has paid meticulous attention to lighting—“the design of the lighting is everything,” she says—and music, encouraging the languid passing of time. Farmer, a trained massage therapist who also plays the musical saw in a band called Foal, believes there is a style of music particular to the Temple Bar. While hanging out, you’ll hear artists such as Gotan Project, Thievery Corporation, Natasha Atlas, and Wax Tailor. From opening until 7pm, $15 buys a small cheese plate and a bottle of wine during their happy hour. When my husband is babysitting, sometimes I’ll sit at the bar with friends, where it is welcoming and warm. Next to the bar is a little bookshelf, where you’ll find the Oxford Companion to Wine. The book is nearly four inches thick and weighs about 10 pounds. It is divided into entries about wine regions and broad subject areas, including wine’s history, winemaking and grape varieties. You can learn a lot about wine from this big book. Next year look for outside seating, thanks to a state grant allowing the expansion of the sidewalk. And, anyone who complains about the bathroom has never traveled through Europe. Just be sure to lock the outer door before doing your business Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-34 | Food 35 FOOD 35 recipes Cascadia Weekly #2.11 | 03.14.07 chow 35