Outbound May 09

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Outbound May 09
Martinis, mayhem, men and May! Yes, it’s the
time of year when everyone’s spring fever is
about to erupt. Looking for something wacky and
wild to do this month? Check out Iron Cupcake
Milwaukee! This wonderful event is held by Milwaukee’s Cupcake Queen, my friend Sandy.
Each Iron Cupcake pits bakers against one another using cuppies containing a unique ingredient. May 26, join the fun at The Irish Pub (the
old M&M Club). Starting at 6:00 p.m. bakers will
assemble to test their cupcakes, each using an
assortment of spices from the Spice House. Visit
www.ironcupcakemilwaukee.com for information
on how you can enter or simply be a taste-testing judge. June 22, the theme is sure to be wild
with yours truly as a special guest at the cupcake-a-thon!!!
For a fun change of pace, check out the comedy “Regrets Only” by Paul Rudnick (the guy
who wrote “Jeffrey”). The cast of RSVP Productions opens the delightful show on May 14 at the
Milwaukee Gay Arts Center. Call the box office at
414-272-5694 for ticket information.
I think that’s about it for this month folks!
Now, let’s hunker down and read a letter!
D ea r R ut h ie,
I’ve become a friend with a co-worker. I admit
that he’s cute, but other than that we’re just
friends. I’m happy with my partner (5 years), and
have no intention of cheating on him with my
co-worker.
I have a few other friends at work and they
keep saying that I’m flirting with this guy and that
we’re clearly more than friends. We goof around
a lot and buy each other coffee and lunch sometimes, but that’s about it. I made the mistake of
telling a friend that I think about this co-worker
sometimes over the weekend and that sometimes
I look forward to seeing him on Mondays…but
that doesn’t mean I’m in love with the guy or that
I want to cheat on my partner with him. Help me
prove to my friends that I’m not some whore at
work, and that being nice to someone doesn’t
mean that I have feelings for him.
Thanks, Stayin’ True Trent
D e a r Tr e n t ,
There is nothing wrong with being the office slut.
In fact, that’s how I met my second ex-husband,
my sixth fiancé and Donald Trump. Are you a
white collar whore? Ask yourself these questions:
Have you started paying extra attention to what
you’re wearing to work? Do you email him with
personal jokes and whatnot more than you email
your other work friends? Do you think about him
outside the workplace regularly…such as “I hope
he’s watching this TV show, too? If you answered
yes to a few of these questions you may have a
crush on your amigo.
Whatever you do, do not send him emails or
make comments that are suggestive in anyway.
Do not take advantages of opportunities to be
alone with him, and do not start hiding facts
about your relationship with this co-worker from
your partner. If you do any of these things, I’d
have to agree with your friends, and say that
you’re skating on thin ice when it comes to
cheating on your partner.
Hopefully, all is fine and your friendship won’t
blossom into something else, but if not, you may
want to back off the friendship a bit and put a
little more energy back into your relationship.
Write me back in a month or so and tell me
where you are with things
([email protected]).
Since the summer sun isn’t ready to make a regular
appearance, I thought we’d enjoy some tangy
eats…even if you’re not ready to fire up the grill. These
dinners come together in a snap but taste like you
spent hours on them. Now, eat good and shut up!
Finger-Lickin’ Tenderloin
A tangy-ass salad dressing makes this pork roast a
trailer park treasure. The recipe was shared by Jeff
who prepared it in his home in Jackson. Thanks for
sending the recipe Jeff! Your free Bitchin’ Kitchen Tshirt is on the way!
1 pork tenderloin (1 lb.)
¼ cup Western Salad Dressing
1 teaspoon chili powder
1teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon ground mustard (aka dry mustard)
½ teaspoon paprika
¼ teaspoon dried thyme
1 tablespoon brown sugar
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Brush meat with
2 tablespoons of salad dressing. In a small bowl,
mix the next five ingredients together. Rub seasoning mixture onto meat. Place in meat in a shallow baking pan. Mix the remaining salad dressing
with the brown sugar and set aside.
Bake pork for 15 minutes. Brush pork with
dressing mixture. Bake an additional 10 minutes or
until a meat thermometer reads 160 degrees and
middle of pork is only slightly pink. I turned broiler
on last few min to get the mixture really brown.
Let stand 5 to 10 minutes before slicing
Ruthie’s Culinary Clues
Can’t find Western salad dressing? Try using
Catalina dressing instead. You can also replace the
brown sugar with an equal amount of honey. Look
for ground or dry mustard in the spice aisle of your
grocery store. For extra color and texture, Jeff turned
on his broiler for a few minutes after the pork
cooked.
Crazy Fries
Ricky from Bay View sent this easy way to perk up
frozen French fries. Yum!
1 bag (28 oz.) frozen French fries
Nonstick cooking spray
Chili powder
Garlic salt
Pepper
Preheat the oven to 450 degrees. Place half of
the fries on a baking sheet. Return the rest of the
fries to the freezer for future use. Spritz the fries
with cooking spray. Sprinkle the fries with the
chili powder, garlic salt and pepper. Bake 9 minutes, turning the fries once during baking.
Ruthie’s Culinary Clues
If you have it on hand, olive-oil flavored cooking
spay is a nice touch. Watching your salt intake?
Use garlic powder instead. And if you have a
pizza stone, try that instead of the baking sheet.
Have a question or recipe for Ruthie? Send it to her at
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Hopefully the May flowers promised from last
month’s showers of the rain and snow variety are
about to bloom… I have no control over Mother
Nature, but the next Cordially yours, column is now
ripe for the reading.
M’s is planning a phenomenal “Reunion Party”
Saturday, May 2. To think this month marks the
third year since Milwaukee has been M&M Clubless. Many past employees, performers, patrons,
and pals will all gather and celebrate what was and
look forward to what is. There will be a Star-Studded Show coordinated by the New Show Director
Lizzie Bordeaux. I’m flattered to be invited to perform and partake, see you there!
The next night – Sunday, May 3 Royalty will
be Crowned! LaCage will be the place for their
Annual Coronation of the New Mr. and Miss
LaCage. Your hosts for this To-Do, the current
reigning Mr. and Miss LaCage, Greg Garrison and
Tempest Heat have the honor.
The Cream City Foundation has a busy month
with the “Stepping Out Fashion Show” Thursday,
May 14 and on Tuesday, May 26 – Tracy Gary, Social
Change Philanthropist offers advice. For more details, please call 414-225-0244.
The Harbor Room reports: a Special Birthday Celebration for their long-time bartender Bob Fiebelkorn
Wednesday, May 13.
Monday, May 25th Memorial Day Brats, brats,
and more brats as the Harbor Room holds their
Second Annual Memorial Day Cookout on their
legendary patio.
Memorial Day Weekend (May 21 – 25) is The
International Mr. Leather Contest at the Chicago
Hilton.
The Northern Lights Theater at Potawatomi
Bingo Casino offers Queensryche on May Day –
Friday, May 1.
Paging Dr. Noah Drake, Rick Springfield who
has been in and out of “General Hospital” for
decades will check into Northern Lights singing
about “Jesse’s Girl” among other great hits May
7 – 9. May 11 & 12 Joe Cocker rocks the Casino,
bringing us all, up where we belong. Local songsmith Pat McCurdy takes to the stage Friday, May
22 for a Complementary Show!!! This guy will
have you in stitches!
Direct from Broadway “Cirque Dreams Jungle Fantasy” makes it Milwaukee debut May 5 & 6. This
extravaganza combines: music, dance, acrobatics,
and theater providing a night like you have never
experienced before. Bringing this must-see to
Cream City is the M&I Bank Broadway Across
America-Milwaukee Series presented in conjunction with the Marcus Center for the Performing
Arts executed at the Milwaukee Theatre 500
West Kilbourn Avenue. For tickets: TicketMaster.com or call (800)982-2787.
The same group that continuously brings us the
best of the Great White Way right here in our
backyard has announced their dynamic Spectacular of the 2009 – 2010 Season. “Spring Awakening”, “Grease – Starring Taylor (American Idol)
Hicks”, “Legally Blonde – The Musical”, “Dream
Girls”, and “Wicked”.
Talk about a five-star, Tony Award Winning,
standing ovation of a schedule! Subscribe today!
“Shear Madness” returns to Vogel Hall at the
Marcus Center Wednesday, May 13 through Sunday, June 14. John McGivern Wisconsin’s favorite
cut-up styles a night for you like no other. To make
your appointment for a quick set and comb out call:
414-964-5669.
Speaking of local comics who are guaranteed to
make those old blues go away plan on catching
Wesley Shaver. Wes’ gig is Tuesdays at Mi*key’s
Milwaukee Night Club 811 North Jefferson Street.
Besides offering an impeccable menu of fine food &
drink – on Tuesdays at 7:30 p.m. they serve Live
Cabaret/Comedy Tonight, “Stand Up at the Skylight”
– this is the address where the Skylight started a half
a century ago! Comedians, Improv Groups, Impressionists – you name it they’re bound to tickle your
funny bone in a fresh, unpredictable, unexpected
way – and isn’t that what comedy is all about? Wes
is a proud member of the LGBT Community and we
should watch as his star ascends.
Bravo PrideFest what a line-up for 2009! Friday,
June 12 – Cyndi Lauper, Saturday, June 13 – Brandy
– she is a fine girl, and Sunday, June 14 – at last,
Miss Etta James! We do have soooo much to be
Proud of, especially our PrideFest People and their
ability to put on a first-rate weekend of Star entertainment! Bravo!!!
Ray Bradford’s RSVP Productions proudly presents Paul Rudnick’s “Regrets Only!” starring Mark
Hagen. They have a new home as they return to the
Milwaukee Gay Arts Center (MGAC) 703 South Second Street May 14, 15, 16, 21, 22, 29, and 30.
The Boulevard Ensemble Studio Theatre 2252
South Kinnickinnic is doing the Milwaukee Premiere
of “Stations Of The Cross” – Now thru Sunday,
May 31. Certainly, not what you think it is…
for tix call: 744-5757.
Auditions for the 24th Season are underway beginning May 8, 9, 15, 16 (Fridays & Saturdays – to
make an appointment for an audition e-mail only:
[email protected].)
Last time, I went on a little too much and ran out
of space… what you missed and I wanted to share
March/April Birthdays – so Happy, Happy again to
all who are a year older this Spring and Happy Birthday LaCage! It’s their Silver Anniversary, now I know
where my lost youth went… Congratz Michael &
Kris – and thank you for carrying on the tradition
set by George & Corey all those dances ago!
Jack, BrewTown’s favorite new nite spot has
found a fun niche with a “Switch Back Night” every
month. This pub offers so much, for so many, an
opportunity to enjoy today at Jack with Sharon and
babyDavee, and yesteryear with Craig and the
Switch Boys on the second Friday of every month –
this time out Friday, May 8. P.S. Don’t forget the
Strippers! Judge for yourself who is hotter the Bartenders or the Dancers? Maybe they can wrestle it
out? Maybe they do? Are they tearing down the
old Switch building?
By popular demand – The 22nd Annual Milwaukee LGBT Film/Video Festival will return to the
month of October (15 – 25) at The Oriental and
UWM Union Theatres.
These days I’m thoroughly enjoying the bluesy,
pop, jazz sounds of Jerry Grillo and his Band. “Some
Of The Best” is his current and eighth CD out there
for all to thrill. In last month’s effort, I reported Jerry
would be at The Milwaukee Gay Arts Center doing
a fun, fundraiser for CCF. Unfortunately, that gig
had to be postponed and once a date is established
I will share that with you.
Swing Nouveau had everyone up and jitterbugging at the 23rd Annual Make A Promise Gala,
benefiting the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin (ARCW).
I had the pleasure to sit at the Roland Hoffman/Hyatt Regency-Milwaukee table and what
fun! Hyatt stars: Jack, John, Bilen, Misty, and
Roland – natch, cousin Geri, Peter, Joe Kender,
internationally acclaimed artist Ram Rojas (his
latest creations are currently on exhibit at the
Harmony Café on Mason Street in Green Bay)
rounded out our table ever so pleasantly.
The motif for the Gay-la this year “The Spirit of
Aloha”. Relax, I left the grass skirt at home – but
many leis, orchids, gardenias, and floral prints provided a pretty palette. In the mix – Craig & Rick,
Northwestern Mutual’s Dan Riedl & Rick Stabler,
Jose Milan & Richard Beckman, Robert Parrish &
Richard Steele, Joe Pabst & Tim Clark, Equality Wisconsin’s Ray Vahey, Larry Krueger, Dr. Beto & Tim,
Jeffrey, Dr. David Paris, Tall Keith, Tall Jim, Raejean
Kanter from the American Diabetes Association, Jeff
& Kelly, M.U.’s Paul Milakovich, Kate & Chris, Tony
and Alan, Real Estate’s Andy Stillman, Jim Schlief &
Bill Morley, Fr. Mike Hammer, Steph, Jim Moore, Paul
& Adrian, Bill Serpe-SAGE, Art Bar’s Don & John,
The Cory Kings, Jeff Miller & Jeff Wilke, Aurora
Health Care’s Jerry Janis, Judge Shirley Abrahamson,
Christine, Susan, Hillary, Cliff Heise, Mike & Donna
Gifford, Dan & Pam Mueller, Renee Scherek-Meyer,
and of course Doug Nelson and many, many generous Donors. Bravo to the Award Winners: AIDS
Leadership Award – Bevan Baker, Philanthropist of
the Year Award – Assurant Health, and AIDS
Courage Award – Beth Bye.
The 20th Anniversary of the Annual AIDS Walk
Wisconsin is scheduled for a return to Sunday,
October 11, 2009. For more info, please call:
414-225-1598.
Men In Suits A Photo Study executed brilliantly by Nicholas Grider included such fashion
icons as: Kyle Cherek, Joseph Pabst, Patrick Farrell, Howard Austin, Tim Clark, Ray Vahey, Peter
Goldberg, Jody Armata, among other stunners –
by the by, not all were male. Here is hoping the
Portrait Society Gallery will run this exhibit again
and longer than one weekend!
Milwaukee Home & Fine Living Magazine did a
flawless tour last month of the flawless residence of
Joe Pabst. An optical orgasm!
In the go west, young man category – Taylor’s
has done just that with People’s Park 337 West
Main Street (the corner of Main & Clinton) in
Historic downtown Waukesha 262-522-6868.
Great drinks in the Taylor-made fashion and great
food in the Oscar’s tradition for you to enjoy.
On Sundays, Jill is serving!
Pump! Is preparing for take-off every Thursday
at Three 722 North Milwaukee Street Babylon
Airways has $6 Martinis.
Sunday is Mojito night at Pump! Decibel 1905
North Avenue, below Beans & Barley. Served
Chilled (Tuesdays) at Cuvee has been temporarily
iced, we’ll keep you posted…
Boom/The Room’s Tony Rafenstein – my favorite
piano-playing sidekick, lost his dynamic, ageless
Mother. Just like her son, she knew how to light up
a room with her smile!
And so ends another effort, remember it is the
glamour not the grammar. Happy Memorial Day
Weekend, let the Summer commence!
As I remain Still Cordially yours,.
Greetings Gossip Mongers, Happy Spring Awakenings!
It has been awhile since the last column and a lot has
transpired since the last column. I will try to get to all
the goings on and upcoming events that are coming
up so let’s get to all the gossip that is fit to print.
To begin with M’s will be hosting a reunion party
for the old M&M Club that closed three years ago on
May 2nd. Brian and the staff at M’s have a lot of surprises in store with many old faces and friends from
the M&M Club days as well as a special guest that
may make back for this historical event. With the
theme of M&M Club there will be a special Broadway
theme show to honor this venerable institution. So stop down
and reconnect with old friends as
well as make new ones. Also a
side note M’s hosted their Easter
gala with many bonnets on parade. Entertainment was provided
by the Squeezettes with Sara at
the helm. Special kudos go to the
drummer with the group who enraptured many with some of his
natural attributes in addition to
his musical skills. First place went
to Ginger who bonnet was inspired by Godzilla trampling the
Easter parade in all its glory. Design provided by David Hauser.
Mil-Maids had a great turnout
in Milwaukee at the AMF West
Allis bowling lanes. With a
turnout of 200 plus to bowl for
charity, a great time was had by
all. Once again Victor’s hosted
the after party with Gary behind
the bar and MaryAnn doling out
the culinary delights. One of the
bowling balls at the lanes was not
an inanimate object with everyone trying to try on for size. To
those who missed out Velveeta
and Dear Ruthie did film some
shenanigans so you will be able to
check it out soon at the NAGAAFEST website.
La Cage celebrated a milestone
on April 24th with 25 years of
business as the premier niteclub
in Milwaukee. They started with a
special VIP cocktail reception and
a show of entertainers of years
gone by that have graced this wonderful venue. On a
side note Miss Alex is back in town after starring in a
special film to help get her one step closer to becoming the true diva that she is. Apologies go out to security Andy for my impromptu body search on him
during a recent visit. Billy Kirchen is also hosting a
special presentation of his new musical as a benefit for
Alex in May. Check with La Cage for details and moi
who will be selling tickets for this worthwile event.
A recent alum of La Cage, Matt will be soon behind
the rails at Triangle starting 6am to noon on Saturdays
and Sundays. Another alum Shelly is over at the Nut
Hut on Tuesdays.
Another one bites the dust with
Pumphose now closed. With
plans in order to turn it into a new
restaurant. It would be nice to have
someone with a clear view on
what direction they want to take
with it. Good luck! If you read this
Janet Ross get a hold of me for
shows at M’s.
Toby and Kurt the new proprietors at Woody’s are sprucing up
the place in advance for the deluge of sports enthusiasts that
will be hitting Beertown Labor
day. I hear they are finally put the
finishing touches on the upside
down ark that is the ceiling in the
back room. Also for all you tennis enthusiasts Toby now shows
tennis year round so we can now
get our Rafael Nadal fix.
A big hello goes out to my sisters Renee & Katrina K of Green
Bay’s Napalese Lounge who
graced our town back in March.
Over at Kruz Jerry is doing
great although now he looks like
my hottie Kenny Chesney with
his black cowboy hat and John
John congrats on starting your
practice with your sister. We will
miss you behind the bar.
I’m sure I missed some things
however that is why you can always do another column, please
forgive me. So until we meet
again keep the liquor flowing and
the talk cheap! Love Chi-Chi
Well as I sit here staring out of my office window I can’t
help but think, and hope that winter is now behind us
and summer is here to stay. With those summer hopes
and dreams I want to, once again, remind you that Pridefest and the Pride Parade Are fast approaching. Just a little over one month and they will both be here! Pridefest
will happen once again at Milwaukee’s lakefront at Henry
Maier Festival park (Summerfest grounds) June 12th-14th,
for more info visit their website at www.pridefest.com.
The parade is also coming. It will take place on Sunday
June 14th at 2:00pm; the route is still from Greenfield Ave
to Seeboth Ave along 2nd street. Also Kudos to the parade committee on 5 years of great parades!! Congrats!!
For more info check out their website at www.pridepardemke.org.
Alright now that that’s done let’s get on with it shall
we? This month with summer fast approaching I thought
I would be good to talk about tattoos.
While avid readers of my column will recall that I am
a strong believer in getting tattooed and pierced in the
winter most people don’t listen and will get their work
done in the summer. With the summer coming a few
precautions and things to know about will help you in
the care of your new tattoo in the harsh days of summer.
First off, let’s review how to heal your tattoo. Wait a
min, we did this before and if I remember correctly that
took a whole damn column to explain!! So, let’s just go
over a quick review. 1. Don’t ever pick the scabs!! (Pick
your nose and not your tattoo okay!) 2. Keep the tattoo
out of water, with exception to when you wash it every
day with mild antibacterial soap. 3. Moisturize your skin
according to what your tattooist recommends. If they
don’t recommend it then don’t do it. 4. Listen to your
tattooist!! (The most important thing I think) Well that
about wraps up how to take care of them, I wonder why
the last time we did this it took a column? (That’s right
it’s called “fill” in the industry)
Second of all, you absolutely need to make sure to protect your tattoo from the sun. This means using clothing to cover it or using sun block, not sun screen, on your
tattoo. The sun destroys your skin cells (which is what
makes you tan along with a bunch of medical stuff that
will put anyone to sleep) which allows the ink form the
tattoo to spread out in your skin. Overtime this will make
your tattoo look fuzzy and almost out of focus. The only
cure for this is to have the tattoo redone, a very costly
position as you are now paying for the same tattoo twice!
This is even more important if
your tattoo is fresh as the
skin has yet to heal from the
initial injury, by putting it in
the sun you are just hurting
it more.
Lastly, make sure
you protect your tattoo
while you are out enjoying
that wonderful weather. By this type of protection I of
course mean against physical damage. (i.e. dirt, concrete,
your drunk friend hitting it) A fresh tattoo is very sensitive and delicate, even a small cut or scrap on the tattoo
could cause major damage to the artwork below. So be
wary of this fact when getting your tattoo if you are going
to be doing anything at the beach or participating in a
sporting event, as both of those things can easily damage a tattoo beyond repair in some cases.
And this all I have to say about that. This month the
mail bag was kind of dry and about all that was in there
was a couple pieces of hair, two letters from my personal
stalker, and a small man who I think I attempting to
smuggle something into the country. (I think I’ll just leave
him tied up in the bag for right now and open that one
later)
So without reader mail I am once again forced to plug
away the upcoming pride events. Pridefest has announced their entertainers for the year and I have to say
that it is a great line-up, with the exception that I had to
Google a few of the names on the stage list to find out
who they are. (or were as the case may be) The festival
is really shaping up to be a great one for the record books,
let’s hope that the weather holds out and we don’t lose
another lake! Don’t forget June 12-14 at Henry Maier Festival Park, mark your calendar. For more info visit
www.pridefest.com.
The Pride Parade is also in full swing from what I hear
with an announcement of their Grand Marshal, Michael
Lisowski from the Queer Program. From what I have
found out him from my various sources (I asked him) he
is really deserving of it and I think the pride parade made
a great choice. Lets hope the same thing for the parade,
No Monsoons!! The parade is on Sunday June 14th at
2:00pm. Be there or be square. It is down a drag some
many of us have walked (and seen too much drag along)
south 2nd street from Greenfield Ave to Seeboth Ave.
Stand in front of your favorite 2nd street bar and watch,
enjoy, and drink. For more info visit www.prideparademke.org.
Well I am all done for this month. I guess I’ll go see
what the guy in the mailbag wants . . . or hasJ! Until next
time have a great May and enjoy the great weather (hopefully) and show off your tattoos and piercings at Pride in
June!
If you have a question, or would like a topic covered,
email Brent at [email protected].
ADULT DVD Review
S c r e w e d , Jet Set Men
L a t i n I n i t i a t i o n , Fierce Dog
Chris Steele takes audiences on a journey into the sexual
underbelly of our penal system in his latest Jet Set Men release, S c re w e d . Behind bars sex is evidently rampant,
whether the sex taking place is between inmates, expected,
or even sex between hot, horny guards. And finally there’s
the most taboo of all jailhouse sex, that between innocent
prisoners taken advantage of by sadistic guards.
Okay, the guards here aren’t exactly sadistic but Mason
Ross adamantly maintains his innocence. To get Mason to
snitch, Rod Daily sends in for reinforcements. If muscular
Kash Satal can’t get Mason to talk, its up to long, lean and
criminally endowed T.C. to pound out a confession. As soon
as Mason’s handcuffs are off, he’s on all fours, pants around
his ankles and submitting to a thorough search of his anal
cavity. There’s no victimizing here as Mason moans appreciatively as both T.C. and Kash send fingers deep into his
bowels, ostensibly in search of contraband. The only thing to
be found there, however, as T.C. quickly learns, is a good time
as lickity split, Mason has leapt onto his ebony truncheon
and begins riding T.C. as if he were a bucking bronco. While
T.C. pummels his ass, Mason coaxes a load from Kash which
sets off his own gusher.
Since there’s no new prisoner to break in, brawny Lucas
Knowles decides that its about time that he show the new
guard, Austin Wrigley, the ropes. The slight newcomer doesn’t need much persuading before he’s on his knees salivating
over Lucas’s throbbing erection. In walks Warden Cayden
Banks who isn’t about to pass up an opportunity to help
with the newbie’s lesson. Austin slobbers over both men
but cocksucking honors in this scene goes to Lucas, who inhales his warden’s unsheathed weapon with gusto. Rank has
its privileges as Cayden gets first crack at Austin’s bubble
butt, but it is up to Lucas to finish the job, tossing off a big
load. After Cayden further coats Austin’s chest, the still fired
up Lucas blasts a second load for good measure.
Sex is back where it belongs, behind bars, in the next
scene which offers a couple of unexpected twists. Tattooed
“preppie” David Taylor, in prison for “cock-fighting,” turns
the tables on cellmate Vince Ferrelli, making the muscle stud
into his personal bottom bitch. Tall and totally ripped, David
is in total control, whether he’s noisily gulping Vince’s manmeat or force-feeding his own to Vince. Here’s a case of the
bigger they are, the faster their legs go up in the air as David
leisurely teases Vince’s squirming hole. Vince’s whimpering
continues as David slides in easy as he pleases, soon buried
balls deep. Demanding bottom that he is, Vince keeps begging for more before finally resorting to a dildo hidden under
his pillow. Good sport that he is, David repeated plunges the
rubber replica into Vince’s beefy mancheeks so Vince can at
last whack off in earnest.
Next we’re in the locker room where we find Shane Frost
and Tyler Marks, two hot, horny guards, needing to work off
some serious sexual tension before heading home to the
wives. Even before the uniforms are off, the
two are lip locked. As he strips, Shane reveals a nice, taunt torso and an impressive
cock that Tyler can’t get enough of; dropping down to his knees again and again for
a taste. Tyler is just as conscientious in
working over Shane’s rosy pucker until,
toes curling, Shane screams for more.
There’s even more toe curling as Tyler takes
the fun to the next level, pounding away
at Shane’s trim bum mercilessly until he
can’t hold back any longer, Shane’s erupting just seconds later.
The power struggle between guard Rod
Daily and Warden Cayden Banks reaches a
climax in the final scene. Rod has had it in
for the Warden right from the start and
once he gets his hands on a video of Cayden’s earlier indiscretion with Lucas and
newbie Austin (scene two), Rod knows
he’s got the Warden right where he wants
him: screwed. Cayden knows it too, “I’m
screwed.” And he’s soon about to be. For
starters, Rod orders Cayden on his knees,
to suck his dick. After a moment’s hesitation, Cayden willingly submits to servicing
Rod. Then on cue Cayden hops naked onto
his own desk, spreads his checks and fingers his hole as Rod toys with his erection.
But Rod is just giving the Warden what he
wants as Cayden happily submits to a
thorough pounding from Rod’s latex covered ramrod.
S c re w e d is another solid release from Chris Steele
and Jet Set Men. Steele stacks with a collection of
hot studs ranging from a muscle mountain like
Vince Ferrelli to lean, mean sex machines like T.C.
and Shane Frost. Although lacking some of the intensity of other prison porn, S c r e w e d boasts
rather more passion than one often expects from Jet
Set plus a few nice, unexpected twists.
Ratings: (* to *****)
S c r e w e d ***1/2
L at i n I ni ti a t i o n : L at i n
Int er v i ew B o ys 2
Fierce Dog ventured to Mexico City late last year in
search of sexy young men
and L a t i n I n i t i a t i o n :
L a t i n I nt e r v i e w B o y s 2
is the satisfying result. The
first scene introduces gorgeous Charly, a well-spoken
young man whose compact
torso, radiant smile and substantial cock are reminiscent
of Bel Ami legend Lukas Ridgeston. Charly is paired
with tall, dark and very well endowed Alfredo. Unlike most other twink casting tapes, these lads are
clearly not strangers to mansex and the cocksucking
here is particularly impressive. Later, adorable Israel
is stood up for his scene but makes the best of it
with a novelty dildo shaped like a dolphin. Israel
clears loves performing on
camera and as he plunges the
blue dolphin again and again
into his bowels, cums and
with the dolphin still buried
deep, cums again. The fifth
scene brings back Israel plus
three new faces: cover cutie
Braulio, Félix and Toño. The
filming of this foursome is
choppy but the their youthful
enthusiasm and energy can’t
be beat. As a bonus scene,
Braulio’s solo is a definite
showstopper.
Ratings: (* to *****)
L at i n In it i at i o n : L a ti n
I n t e r v i e w B o y s 2 ****
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