Scr ibe Repo ort 1547 – Octobe er 28th 20 013

Nex
xt Run – No
ovember 4th 2013
H
Hares:
Free W
Willy & Lady Flipper
F
Scribe Repo
ort 1547 – Octobe
er 28th 20
013
6 Hashers this week!!
62
H
Hares:
V.V. & Tampax
x
Sc
cribe by: Turd
T
Burgla
ar
Monda
ay again and today is th
he Halloween
en Run. Last week
EMPER
ROR AIRHE
EAD explaine
ed to us tha
at Halloween
n is an
Americ
can idea an
nd occasion. WANK-KI
ING’S WANKER
furthe
er warned uss it would be
b better to
o take part in
i the
spirit of the occ
casion than to abstain. My reason for
dressing up as a member
m
of the
t KKK was solely to ac
chieve
my fre
ee run.
Wow, I am honesst.
Today’’s hares VV and TAMPA
AX had laid a good run as
a was
expectted. I perso
onally had chosen
c
to walk
w
during which
I notic
ced that CA
ABBAGE FLA
APS felt ill and was going to
turn back but CABBAGE
E PRINCES
SS helped her
grandm
mother lead from frontt to finish. SLIPPERY
S
A
ARSE,
DOESN
N’T TOUCH
H THE SI
IDES and STINKY
S
SL
LOPPY
SECON
NDS as well as CABBAGE HEAD and
a the retu
turning
GM SC
CAR WITH 2 T’S were
e the first to
t finish the
e real
run. WEE
W
MOAN
NING WEA
ASEL, REAR
R GUNNER
R and
MENT
TAL DISORD
DER made itt back as da
arkness drew
w in.
The raffle
r
winnners ROBBI
ING BASTARD, STEP
PTOE,
BANANAS, BELL
L STAR, CL
LEOPATRA, BABY POW
WDER
and ST
TUPID KRA
AUT KUNT collected their prizes along
with th
heir down-d
downs in the
e circle.
EMPER
ROR AIRHE
EAD controlled the cirrcle and awa
arded
the best dresssed hash
hers as HONEY BEAR,
B
MENS
STRUAL DIS
SORDER an
nd BELL STA
AR. And the
e kids
SNOO
OPY and CA
ABBAGE PR
RINCESS were
w
also ju
udged
winnerrs. No prrizes this year????????? EMPE
EROR
AIRHE
EAD iced CA
ABBAGE HE
EAD and som
me fellow Marines
Ma
and re
eminded us it was 349 years to the
t
day thaat the
Royal Marines we
ere founded
d. EMPEROR
R AIRHEAD
D iced
the lon
one virgin foor walking and
a
not run
nning on his first
hashinng experiencce.
Stand
d in GM WA
ANK-KING’S
S WANKER
R took the circle
and prresented LO
ONE WOLF
F with his 300
3
Run Mug
Mu . It
A-S
Site Mis-Dirrections:
Driive South alonng Sukhumvitt to Na Jomtieen Soi 4 (HHH
H) which
is approx
a
5.3 Km
m from Theppprasit. Turn rig
ght and drive 800m to
thee end (HHH). Turn left andd drive 330m to (HHH). Tuurn right
and
d follow dirt road
r
270m to tthe A-site on the
t beach.
Ma
alaysia…..I suggested it would have
h
been quicker
q
by
y bus. WW gave himse
elf no award
d for reach
hing his
15
50 Run milesstone………..J
Just as well as the PH3 do not
givve 50 awa
ards!!!!!!! WW
W iced the leavers SPERM
S
PO
OLLUTER alo
ong with hiss son Jack,, WEE MOA
ANING
WEASEL, ST
TICKY KNIC
CKERS and STUPID KRAUT
K
KU
UNT.
Welcome
W
back SCAR WI
ITH 2 T’S who
w takes th
he helm
to ice MENT
TAL DISOR
RDER who only allow
wed his
fe
ellow hasher
er’s one be
eer on the bus during
g their
recent excurssion to Cam
mbodia. SPE
ERM POLLU
UTER is
ice
ed for revvealing his photos of a lady bo
oy bar
sw
wimming poool. STUPID KRAUT KU
UNT joins him
h
for
de
efending th
he action. SIR MC iced while he is
presented witth a book to help him
im lose wei
eight to
remedy his he
ealth…SMC c
choosing nott to follow the SIR
FR
REE WILLY
Y weight lo
oss program
m!!! HONEY BEAR
ge
ets soggy botty
bo
treatm
ment for loo
oking too go
ood in a
fissh net top and
a for not removing her
he bra.
transp
pired it took
k LW two da
ays to motorcycle back from
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Pattaya Hash House Harriers – Run 1547 – October 28th 2013
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40 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
2 Samniang Rattanamool; 2 Jack Ward; 434 BALL RINGER; 22 BANANAS; 496 BOW WOW; 167 CABBAGE HEAD; 261 CABBAGE QUEEN;
173 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 190 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1237 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 233 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 39 FREQUENT STREAKER;
312 FUCK THE TRUTH; 470 G.I. JOE; 127 GANGREEN; 95 HONEY BEAR; 167 LIBERACE; 26 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 49 MENSTRUAL
DISORDER; 56 MENTAL DISORDER; 576 MRS. HEAD; 49 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 230 PELER; 141 ROBBING BASTARD; 12 SHIT MY PANTS;
532 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 648 SIR DOG; 552 SIR MC; 551 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 717 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 84 SLIPPERY ARSE;
407 SNOOPY; 23 SPERM POLLUTER; 293 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 114 STEPTOE; 6 STICKY KNICKERS; 181 STUPID KRAUT KUNT;
154 TURD BURGLAR; 150 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 86 WEE MOANING WEASEL
18 Returners
3 Johannes Fink; 6 BELL STAR; 7 BOXING KANGAROO; 154 CABBAGE FLAPS; 83 CABBAGE PRINCESS; 21 FOXY CLEOPATRA;
27 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 301 LONE WOLF; 26 LUMP; 118 PINKABOO; 30 POSTMAN LICKS TWICE; 198 REAR GUNNER;
70 RUDI VOELLER; 160 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 546 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 255 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 355 TAMPAX;
651 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR
4 Visitors with their Total Runs
12 TOSSA – Botany Bay Hash, Australia
10 SHORT TIME – Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
3 BABY POWDER – Taunton H3, UK
2 BULLET – Taunton H3, UK
1 Virgin
Buddy Hadlah
2 Anniversaries
LONE WOLF – 300th Run Mug
WANK-KING’S WANKER – 150th Run
5 Leavers
Jack Ward;
SPERM POLLUTER;
STICKY KNICKERS;
STUPID KRAUT KUNT;
WEE MOANING WEASEL
STEPTOE ices your Scribe for being honest. Let’s hope
this trait is not catching!!!
CABBAGE HEAD took charge of the circle and ices the
honest hashers who admitted drinking his rum…… You
see, honesty is catching. G.I.JOE, RUDI VOELLER, SCAR
WITH 2T’S and WANK-KING’S WANKER follow on for
refusing to admit they had spliced the main brace. SHIT
MY PANTS is iced for his further brown adventures. A
few Germans are iced in as substitute Belgians as there
are these days a lack of Belgium attendance on the PH3.
On a personal note my reflection has to be passed on that
the entire Cabbage Family are terrific, especially
CABBAGE PRINCESS whose diminutive stature does not
leave her in awe of the size of others.
happy hour at the FLB Bar where around fifteen
stalwarts enjoyed an extension of the evening. Thanks
to the boss Martin for his kind hospitality.
In closing I am back off to Blighty for a few months so
I dictated this sermon to SIR FREE WILLY who gave
it a good polishing in his own inimitable style.
…………….blame him for any issues.
ON-ON
TURD BURGLER
No hare’s song as the two culprits had decided to vacate
the A-Site so CABBAGE HEAD plays a tune on HONEY
BEAR’s instrument. Hash Hymn sung and it is off to the
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Respecting the laws of Thailand
And the dignity of the people.
Keep it Green – Bring your empty drinking bottles
back to A-site