Men_R_Dogs - The Talent Code

MEN R DOGS
Real Personals, Presented by Puppies
By Maurice Coyle
The text accompanying these photos is
reproduced word-for-word, typo-for-typo, from
real-life personal ads.
“Im looking for a hot female
thats wants to have naighty talk”
“well, how about some drinks,good conversation,mabey a
little dancing,mabey?
and if your really lucky you just might get what you
are after? Mabey?”
“I'm looking for a women
who's into roll playing a little bit.”
“LET..ME..WORM..U..UP..WITH..MY..HOT..CHOCOLATE”
“im a little bore and im tryna get into
sum kinky fun”
“I SEEKING A WOMEN TO ROMANS!!!”
“Any board housewives out there??”
“illl promise to pleae you in every way possible!
”
“NOT GONNA LIE I'M GETTING DEPRATE!”
“I party like a rock start”
“any women like guys with long haor?”
“EVER WANTED TO CURUPT A MORMON????”
“Would you like to spend tonight
in the throws of passion?”
“Quite women need not apply as I expect to be advised
when all is going right and I will do the same also.
(Read as "I am a screamer!")”
“Ever fantasized about being a slut
for a total starnger?”
“ARE YOU OVER 30, CLASSY, TALL , SLENDOR, HORNY?”