THE OLDE GOAT - Ibex Ski Club

Vol. L No. 2V+II
IBEX SKI & SNOWBOARD CLUB
T HE O LDE G OAT
MEETS THE 1ST & 3RD WEDNESDAY OF EACH MONTH AT:
GATSBY’S SPORTS PUB
M AY 2015
427 E. RAND RD. ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL.
MEETINGS
PONDERING’S
7:00 PM BOOZE
& SCHMOOZE
FROM “DA
PREZ”
8:00 PM MEETING
MAY 6
MAY 20
COMING EVENTS

ZANIES– MAY 16

MOTORBIKE
RIDE—JUNE 7

GOLF OUTING—
JUNE 13

RAVINIA –JUNE
27

PICNIC—JULY
18
HIGHLIGHTS
THIS ISSUE:
Pondering’s
1
Banquet Recap
2
Trip News
3
Snowmass Recap
4
Activities
7
June Golf
9
Zanies
12
ABSF Pig Roast
13
Stripper Photos
17
Another year is off to a great start! Planning for this year’s
activities and trips is well underway. Joe, Jeff, Jean and I
are also attending the Trip Seminar on 5/16 to hone in on
pricing and attributes for the destinations that you voted for
in the trip survey.
We have several clear frontrunners so Joe has been busy soliciting bids from the trip providers. See Joe’s article in this
Newsletter.
The summer is already getting filled with so many exciting
options – the Comedy Club on 5/15; Thursday Trivia; Golf
Outing on 6/13; volleyball; Ravinia – just to name a few.
Check out all of the activity information in this Newsletter
or on our website.
See you at the 5/6 meeting!
Pam
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The 2014-15 Ibex Annual Banquet was a wonderful evening and a great opportunity to celebrate another successful
ski season. Kemper Lakes Golf Club showcased a beautiful view of the golf course from its floor to ceiling windows.
The room was surrounded by a patio and people to advantage of the spring weather to sit outside during the cocktail
hour. The food was as delicious as the view was beautiful. Thanks to Ed Fee for putting together the slide show highlighting some of the best moments from the year’s ski trips.
This year we had a live band “Our House”, they were great! People danced all night long to a variety of songs from
the 60’s and 70’s.
Listed below are this year’s award recipients.
Ibex of the Year – Maureen Rosenbarger and Sue Weides
Most Improved Skier – Patti Bustle
The “GQ” Goatee went to Curt “Styling” Moore for being the sharpest dressed man in Madonna di Campiglio.
The Après Skiers of the Year Goatees went to Maureen Rosenbarger and Loretta Low for singing show tunes on
the bus ride home from the winery.
The Cheese Heads/Cheese Curds went to Bill and Bridget Haussmann and Karen Helfrecht for partying Wisconsin style and drinking beer and more beer and even more beer.
The Biggest Mistake Goatee went to Ed Fee for dropping his brand new iPhone through a slit in a mountain restaurant patio.
Thank you to Jim Malinowski and Bill Haussmann for donating their time and expertise to make a teen-age
boy’s wish of learning to ski come true through the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
And a big thank you to everyone who volunteered to run activities over the past two years. It was much appreciated.
Cheers,
Sherri
Any questions email [email protected]
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TRIP NEWS
2014-15 Trips recap.
Huge Thank You to All Trip Leaders and Assistants:
Keystone: Jean B. Assistant: Denise B
Madonna Di Campiglio: Pam C
Florence: Sherri G
Sun Valley: Janine & Mark W.
Granite Peak: Karen & Ed B
Crested Butte: Joe K pre planning, Sue W assistant, Jean B implementing Joe's plan.
Snowmass: Lucy & Lou D.
Ibex Trip Leaders Rock!
Joe Kelley was an awesome assistant Trip Chair this year. Thank you very much for all of your help
and great ideas. Good Luck as you move into the Trip Chair position. The survey was great and I
know you are busy interpreting the results. In fact, I know you are already starting to procure
bids! You are the supreme shopper.
Jean
[email protected]
THE
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SPRING BREAK IN SNOWMASS — RECAP
The Ibex group assembled at O’Hare early Saturday and in spite of the busy Spring Break Airport volume, it went
very smoothly. We met a few new Ibex friends Jud Puterbaugh and Claude Petit, and off we went. New Ibex friend
Roger Kohn came on the plane at the last minute with a few beads of sweat after barely making the connection with
us from his Vermont starting location, but he was very happy to be there. A few hours later we met more new Ibex
friends Sabine and Johan who arrived just ahead of us, in Denver, coming from the east coast as well.
Soon we were off with Russ the bus driver, after a stop for adult beverages and groceries, we settled in for a beautiful journey through the mountains to Snowmass. Arriving in Snowmass, we quickly discovered the descriptions of
the great slopeside condos were going to more than live up to expectations, with the slopes literally a couple steps
outside our doors, and very nice accommodations. Soon John and Debbie appeared as they had arrived earlier in
the day, having driven in from Arizona to enjoy the week with us.
The Top of The Village condo folks held a great welcome party and provided a nice overview of amenities we had
available.
Sunday was our first day of Skiing and it was a Bluebird spring ski day at Snowmass. Warm temperatures, and everyone's worries of a lower than normal snowfall impacting the skiing turned out to not be true. Conditions were very
good and the entire mountain was open.
Monday most of the group headed over to Aspen Highlands to enjoy another Bluebird spring skiing day. After a little
hot-tubbing by some, the entire group enjoyed a catered in BBQ dinner at the condo party room. A BYOB/W evening
was a great and inexpensive group dinner allowing bonding and sharing of exaggerated ski and snowboarding stories from the wonderful day.
Tuesday brought a quick switch back to Winter conditions with 6 or so fresh inches of snow that the group enjoyed at
Snowmass. The snow completely changed how the mountain skied and made for an great day.
On Wednesday those who decided not to take the day off, were greeted by another 5 or 6 inches of fresh and still
falling snow. Some enjoyed the barely tracked powder at Highlands and some stayed at Snowmass to enjoy the
fresh snow. Bill Haussmann celebrated the repeat performance by the snow gods, and rented some powder skis to
enjoy the day. By noon the Snowfall ended and it was an awesome sunny afternoon on the fresh snow. Michael
Zolna spent the afternoon showing the olds guys how to really ski, and sometimes even waited for his dad. The
group enjoyed Après ski at Highlands base and, as is tradition, perfectly timed the end of the Après ski partying with
the arrival of the last shuttle bus. The group shuffled over and barely were seated on the bus as it started to pull out.
Ed Martin had just sat down, when he jumped up at the movement of the bus and said something like "I left my helmet!" and started towards the front to stop the driver...luckily the accompanying Ibex Après skiers were on top of
their visual acuity game and quickly recognized and informed Ed that his helmet was actually not left behind, but
planted firmly on top of his head, nice save team !! :-) :-) The evening was spent a the "Big Hoss" Restaurant for a
group dinner. The restaurant was nice enough to give us a space with 2 big screen TV's, a nice touch with both a
Bulls and Hawks game going on. Unfortunately there was a bit of problem with the remotes, John Brandt did his best
to work with the staff and try and get the TV's straightened out, his efforts yielded the Ibex group an opportunity to
get to know each other even better without the distraction of those games any longer, because the TV's never
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SNOWMASS RECAP, CONT.
News from the Summit!
Thursday the group headed over for a day at Aspen mountain. This day greeted us with cooler temperatures again in
the morning and spectacular blue skies. All but the very lower part of the mountain held up with Winter snow conditions.
The group met for lunch at the Sundeck restaurant at the top that provides awesome views of the surrounding mountains and a great view of Aspen Highlands Bowl, providing a great backdrop for more Kodak moments. The Zolna family
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with the Snowmass ski instructors, or ask Amy about who visited one of the fine cannabis stores in Aspen, and what
they found (you know there are 91 varieties there!!). The Bendickson's and Kimicata's spent their off day at the famous
Glenwood Springs pool and came back with great pictures. Party girls Olga and Neda tried to get folks to go Aspen for
dancing every night, and actually succeeded a few times. Then there is trying to follow Drew around the mountain, does
that guy ever get tired? A few lucky ladies were treated to new skis by their wonderful husbands :-) (At least that is the
story Bill and Lou are sticking with). Ask Jean what her doctor said after seeing the x-ray of her ankle (did he really say
"Suck it up Buttercup and get back out there"?).
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SNOWMASS RECAP — CONT.
Lucy and I want to thank everyone who joined us on this trip to Snowmass, it was truly a pleasure to lead such a
warm and friendly group for our Spring Vacation Trip. These spring trips seem to yield one the biggest variety of ages of the trips (maybe 8 - 70+ this year), and it is always great to see everyone enjoying each other's company and
interacting. We appreciate all the helpers we had to clean up the party room after the 3 condo events, your help
made it a breeze. Also, we want to call out John and Debbie with a big thanks for driving Jean to the hospital after
her ankle "incident" on the slopes.
Your Snowmass Trip Leaders,
Lou & Lucy
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ACTIVITIES GALORE!
News from the Summit!
Ibex Activities, more fun than human beings deserve!
I am looking forward to facilitating the activities in the coming year.
Activities we can offer are only limited by your imagination and probably a few laws.
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where in this publication.
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Butte $350.,
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$300.
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Choral Concert.
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Make checks payable to Ibex. Send to Ibex, PO Box 1542, Palatine, IL 60078. PayPal is available on the webVolleyball
is just around the corner. Please respond to survey Patrice is conducting regarding time VB will start. See
site.
article.
Can’t wait to see you on the slopes! Jean [email protected]
Sign up early and often for the June 13th golf outing and post golf party. Always a great time. Plenty of fun, food, &
drink. Notice I did not mention skill. Golfers of all abilities welcome. Plus, post party open to all. ALL are eligible for
Raffle prizes. Thank you Lou & Jeff for stepping up to run one of the bigger events of the summer. Lucy thanks for
agreeing to host the post party.
Save the date Saturday July 18th Ibex Picnic. Details in next month's Olde Goat.
Wanted: Volunteers to help with Picnic! Set up, shopping, grilling, games, clean up. Something for every skill
set. No experience necessary. Now is the time to present your ideas and talents so the picnic is a great success. We Need You to Ensure the Picnic is Done Right!
Fall Colors Golf weekend October 3 & 4. New Wisconsin location. Patrice, Jacquie & Debbie are planning diligently
to make this an extraordinary weekend. Non-golfers welcome. There are many things to do in Wisconsin besides
golf! Details will be announced shortly.
Wow lots of things in the works! However, it was a long cold winter so let's get out there and have some fun. Do
you have any ideas?
Thanks,
Jean
contact [email protected]
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TRIPS 2015 – 2016
I would like to thank Jean for two great years as Trip Chair. She put together some amazing trips. This past season Ibex filled 202 spots on trips and our goal is to continue that
for 2015 – 2016 ski season.
The trip survey is completed. Thank you all for giving us your responses. This is a great
tool for us to learn where our members would like to ski. Four of us from the EB will be
attending the CMSC trip seminar on May 16. This will be start of getting bids and finding
great deals for Ibex. Based on the survey we are not going to offer an early December
trip this year due lack of interest. We plan to start our trips off with the New Year’s trip.
It’s a great way to start the New Year being in the mountains skiing.
Our plans are to set up a Europe trip (with extension option), short trip out west, week
long western trip, spring break trip, and the weekend Midwest trip. We will be looking for
trip leaders and if you have any interest send me an email. Locations and dates will be
announced in the summer and the trip sign up party will be in August.
Also, if anyone is interested in being part of the trip planning process I am looking for trip
assistance. If interested email at [email protected] or see me at meeting.
Hope to see you all at the monthly meeting.
Joe Kelley
Trip Chair
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JUNE GOLF OUTING
T
he Annual Ibex Nearly-Summer Scramble & Real Golf Combo will be held at
the Fox Run Golf Links, Saturday, June 13, with tee times starting at 10:00am.
Fox Run Golf Links
333 Plum Grove Rd. Elk Grove Village, IL
In order to accommodate individual golfer’s preferences, we have decided that this
year everyone can choose their own format. If you want to play in a scramble, you
can play in a scramble; if you want to play regular golf, you can play regular golf.
We are champions of golfing diversity around here!
Golf includes: Golf/Cart/ Lunch Ticket good for Hot Dog or Brat + Chips +
Drink, hole contests (longest drive, closest to pin, longest putt), & raffle prizes.
Post Party includes food, drinks, fire, raffle, and fun at Lou & Lucy’s, 736 Easton
Lane, Elk Grove Village. Post Party begins ~ 3 pm.
Post Party is open to all. You do not need to golf to attend the party. Raffle prizes
are included for non-golfers.
So join your hosts “Lucky Louie” DiFrancisco and Jeff “Shankapotomous” Smith for
a great day of Golf & Partying! We have 32 spots available for golf and virtually unlimited spots for the after-party.
Golf & Party: $80
Golf only: $69
Party only: $17 adult, $9 child
Stay tuned - More Details to come
THE
OLDE
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2015 FALL COLOURS—SAVE THE DATE
FALL COLORS UPDATE: Ibex not only provides a Saturday golf outing in June, but a 2
day with overnight stay golf outing in October. Save the date for October 3 and 4th, 2015.
We are going to try something new this year at Deer Valley in Barneveld, Wisconsin. The
course is about 30 miles west of Madison WI, and the hotel rooms include water park passes to a 12000 ft2 indoor Water Park. So non-Golfers can come and join in the fun, too.
More details to come in future newsletters.
Questions – contact Patrice Conaway, Debbie Dukes or Jacquie Wodach, your 2015 Fall
Colors hosts.
ELECTRONIC SIGN-UP
Are you tired of filling out the membership and the trip sign up forms and repeating the same information every year? Well the Board of Directors (BOD) has been working hard on setting up
an electronic membership website that will securely save your information year after year.
The BOD has put in a lot of hours on this project and we all very excited about it. More information about the sign up process and all the wonderful things this website can do will be in future newsletters.
Thank you BOD.
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UPCOMING COMING UP EVENTS
5/16 Zanies Rosemont 9:30pm show
6/7 Motorcycle ride
6/13 Golf Outing & Party
6/27 Tony Bennett Lady Gaga @ Ravinia
7/10 BOM Schnell’s
7/18 Picnic
7/25 Steely Dan @ Ravinia
8/22 CMSC picnic
8/28 Little Big Town @ Ravinia
9/12 Led Zeppelin
10/3 & 4 Fall Colors Golf
RAVINIA 2015
Ibex is promoting four concerts this season…one for each month of the summer. Only
Lawn Tickets are available with our Donor subscription. The ordering process is now
closed and 100 tickets have been order for numerous concerts. Thanks ALL for your interest!
Here is the lineup!
Current Attendees are as follows:
Saturday June 27
Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga – Jacquie Wodach – Leader
Saturday July 25
Steely Dan – Karen Bendickson – Leader
Friday August 28
Little Big Town – Jacquie Wodach - Leader
Saturday Sept 12
Classic Albums Live - Led Zeppelin – Olga Khrapko
I will be handling the early entry pass for all concerts and coordinating movement
to the next in line per schedule. I will send something out to all attendees once the
concerts start.
Email [email protected] with questions.
THE
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Biker’s Beware
Ibex Motorcycle ride ~
When: June 7, 2015, 10:00 am
Several members have motorcycles so I have decided to do a cycle breakfast ride.
Meet at Full Moon restaurant (41 south of 137) at 10:00 AM, we will have breakfast there
and do a short ride after to somewhere in northern Ill., southern WI.
Contact Rich Fontagneres at 847-682-2163, 847-682-2163 cell so I have an idea of who
is coming.
See you there.
Rich
LAST CHANCE—ZANIES COMEDY
Comedy Night – Saturday, May 16
– Zanies in Rosemont – Show time
N
IGHT
9:30. (doors open 9:00)
th
Comedian is: Iliza Shlesinger
Tickets $28 + 2 item food/beverage purchase at venue.
Sign up with Chris Smith (or her alternate) at the May 6th Meeting.
Parking for Zanies in Rosemont is free – just get your parking validated at
Zanies before the show.
Iliza Shlesinger is an absolute monster on stage, unrivaled by any working
female comedian out there, just ask her fans.
Originally from Dallas, Iliza moved to Los Angeles after graduating from Emerson College. She is the only female and youngest comedian to hold the title of NBC'S Last Comic Standing.
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ATTEND A GREAT FUNDRAISER!!
THE
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MEMBERSHIP MATTERS
Well the new for Ibex year has just started. The
EB is working on planning trips and activities for
the 2015-2016 year. We are encouraging everyone to renew their membership via group spaces. It is easy and free. Everyone should have
received an email from group spaces inviting
you to join up. This is a fast way to renew your
Ibex membership and no forms to fill out. That
right NO FORMS. So if you are tired of filling out
the membership form every year join up via
group spaces. You can use a credit card to
make the payment and for membership fees
there will be no additional pay pal charges.
Hope to see everyone at the next meeting.
Joe Kelley
Ibex Ski and Snowboard Club
P. O. Box 1542
Palatine, Il 60078
Membership gets you the monthly newsletter and the
ability to sign up for our wonderful ski trips.
Returning Members
Paul Nearing
Roger Kasch
Laura Wallace
Welcome to Our New
Members
Patti Kalal
Fabiola Connor
Dennis Socha
Wilfredo Rivera
Julie Gonyea
Sarah Schmeichel
Janice Cobe
Sherri Griffin
Myra Beisler
Peter Emery
Stuart Boba
Mary Lynn Liberati
Michael Van Nest
Lou DiFrancisco
Alta Kassin
Jan Osowski
Glenn Betlinsk
04--01
04--08
04--12
04--13
04--16
04--16
04--19
04--19
04--21
04--21
04--27
04—28
040—30
Julie Gonyea
Special thanks to these special people just for
being their own special selves:
Karen & Ed, Mark & Janine, Lou & Lucy, and
Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber .
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MAY & BEYOND ACTIVITIES
Bar of the Month:
July 10th
The downtown Palatine
eatery and German Bar
known as Schnell's Brauhaus, 45 W. Slade St., Palatine.
Photo of a typical pub (not shown actual size)
Ed Fee
Upcoming Activities:
May 16th
June 13th
June 27th
Do you have a bar you've been
wanting to try? Why not set host a
bar of the month. We're looking for
leaders for future BOM’s. Also, if
you have an idea for an activity
please let Sherri know.
Zanies Comedy Night
Golf Outing
Tony Bennett Lady Gaga
WWW.SKIIBEX.COM
P
lease check out the Ibex website. Webmaster Joe Heater has
done a spectacular job updating and
modernizing it. This is the place to
go to for the latest news on activities and events. Improvements are
planned for the future so keep coming back often. -Jeff
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EXECUTIVE BOARD MEMBERS
 President
Pam Chiechi
 Trip Chair
Joe Kelley
 Membership Chair
Open
 Activities Chairs
Jean Bagel
 Secretary
Jeff Smith
 Treasurer
Karen Bendickson
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
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Bill Haussmann
Kathy Burns
Lou DiFrancisco
Paula Hiller
Ed Fee
Jim Malinowski
Ed Bendickson
Sue Weides
Maureen Rosenbarger
When life bring changes…
Help us keep our records up to date.
When your information changes please
fill out this form and bring it to a meeting, or mail your new information to:
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In compliance with the new government imposed internet regulations, and as good stewards of the internetio-sphere , Ibex Ski (and Snowboard) Club is
proud to announce the launch of Ibex Project Virtual-Gaia. Project Virtual-Gaia is dedicated to the complete recovery of Virtual-Ideas, Virtual-Energy,
and Virtual-y-Anything-Senseless. We ask that all club members read their Newsletter (and other official club correspondence) and, instead of deleting it
and thus wasting the electrons, photons and othertons that were used in it’s manufacture, print it out in its full chromacolor majesty and then burn it,
but big-time, releasing all its glorious stored electro-quantum energy back into the biosphere where it belongs! Remember, it’s up to all of us to do our
part to do things that conserve things! Ibex uses only free-range electrons in the publication of this newsletter.
Ibex Ski and Snowboard Club is a proud supporter of run-on sentences.