Bullroarer The Bullroarer is a fascinating and not readily used or
The Bullroarer is a fascinating and not readily used or none about device.
I believe the best way to approach this problem of glorifying the device is
by reintroducing the bullroarer to a younger generation. I will be creating
a toy website in hopes it will capture the attention of the youth and bring
about a revival of the bull roarer
Hey Kids. Are your parents getting on your back because you sit around all day playing
Halo and eating Tontino’s Pizza Rolls. There is an amazing new product brought to you by
the company that made The Splat Man and The Claw Grind Punch Grabber Machine. Play
First Eat later, would like to be the first to show the people our most cutting edge product
that defies science and evokes the ancient gods.
The BullRoarer is fun, easy to pick up product that any one can use. Do you want to make
a very irritating sound? Do you want to communicate over long distances? Do you want
to scare your younger sister? The Bullroarer does it all. Comprised of a flat hotdog bun
shaped piece of wood and a long String. As you whip the Bullroarer over your head it creates a very appealing buzzing sound. The aboriginal people used it so why cant you.
Design it. Decorate it. Use it as a bludgeoning device or for your dog’s leash.
The Bullroarer is versatile instrument that the whole family can get involved with. Priced at
12.99 which is a steal, but if you order now you will get two for the price of one. Yes, this
bargain is so amazing I have seen it put people into commas from the shear wow factor.
Crocidile Dundee says this product is amazing.
That’s not a knife this is a knife.
Hey Kids the Bullroarer does it all.
Aboriginal people used the Bullroarer to make phone calls.
These are the tracks of a Gwana.
Navajo sacred ceremonies, the medicine man uses the bullroarer to slice through the air,
creating an opening that allows the Yei B’Chei (diety) to enter the physical world.
I don’t mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man
in eight seconds, just by lookin’ at him.