This Issue - Inside Bard



This Issue - Inside Bard
Bard College
Student Newspaper Archive
All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 1999 by Bard College
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No. 5
December 11, 1996
SLC Campaigns Against Guess
Jeff GiaQuinto
Health and Counseling Services
Lilian Robinson
Alumni Nostalgia Appeased by Art
Meredith Yayanos
At What Price Sexual Freedom?
Abigail Rosenberg
Submitting to the Bard Papers
A Possible Alternative to Wallowing in Pathetic Obscurity,
Regretting Your Marked Lack of Ambition Until Some Day in
the Distant Future Death Releases You from Your Decidedly
Slothful Existence and Delivers You, Lamenting Your Lack of
Vision, to the Void
Meredith Yayanos
Kee-kee the Wonder Chimp
Jacques and the Twinkie [Cartoon]
Lacan and Derrida
Digressions, Dentures, Drunks
John “One L” Holowach and Chris “Two Ls” Van Dyke
Emmett Was Here
Lauren Feeney
The Twinkie [Cartoon]
Tom and Bob Hostess
Music Department Professes Admirable Faculties
Meredith Yayanos
The Wonderful World of Twinkies
Tomax and Xamot
The Happy Hour Review
Jeremy Dillahunt, John Rosenthal, August Crawford
John Rosenthal
The World According to Twinkies [Cartoon]
The Captain and Taneal
Kranky Makes Hunt Happy
Jessamine, The Long Arm of Coincidence
Labradford, Labradford
Twinkieville [Cartoon]
Jermaine and Tito
Nicole DiSalvo
Beyond Twinkiedome [Cartoon]
I. Master and U. Blaster
The Somnambulist
Pedro Rodriguez
Beer Hurling and Other Patriotic Endeavors
Diana Oboler
Tenacity and Tenure
Eric Swanson
Editorial Policy
Flik Workers Ask for Support
Flik Employees
Disgruntled Interviewer Retorts
Anna-Rose Mathieson
More Scenes from Registration
An Announcement by BUF
Jeremy Dillahunt
BUF co-chairman
A Dissertation from FLAB
John Rosenthal
FLAB Uberstrum-Liddyfuhrer
Lost and Found
Bot-man and Levine Boy