October 13, 2012

If anyone figures this out,
please let us know.
Invasion of the
bikebarians
Invasion of the
boobbarians
Carrying your purchase
to the car is always the
most strenuous part
Is the Magic Fairy Swamp exempt from the drugs laws?
Do the dancers at the Taste of Brazil do private parties?
What happened to the Green Man? Will he make bail?
Do the joust ‘cheerleaders’ have to be so screechy?
What time does the faire actually close? For everyone?
Who parks their jeep in the middle of the damned road?
Can we get the contest trolls away from the front gate?
Is there a speed limit on site? Can it be enforced?
(inquiring minds, and all that)...
First weekend is always looked at to be the indicator of
things to come, but if it is, this will be a busy season for EMS.
There were broken bones (see next article below), heart
problems, fainting spells and other sundry ailments.
Surprisingly few lost kids, but a bunch of keys locked in cars.
Late on Sunday we heard a call that a bunch of patrons were
trying to sneak out the secret exit behind the new Globe
Theater. This has been tried before and it has never worked.
The chilly weather may have contributed to the genteel
atmosphere, but we’ll see how things shape up as we go
through the season.
One of our valued patrons in the campground suffered some
broken bones last weekend very early on after a mishap
assembling a scooter. Keeper (AKA Kevin) seems to have
gotten banged up pretty badly and we wish him a speedy
recovery and return to the revelry of the Fields of New
Market Camp Grounds.
Saturday:
Sunday:
AM: 0.2 - NOON: 0.0 - PM: 0.1
AM: 4.2 - NOON: 2.3 - PM: 4.4
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