and print your 2016 Ride the Highlands Riders Contract
understand all of the terms and conditions of this contract. Any breach of
contract will result in void of contract and a loss of happiness and well-being. Please read the fine print**.
Places I Will Ride in 2016
Roads I Will Ride in 2016
Events I Will Attend in 2016
People I will ride with in 2016
**Always Read The Fine Print
The terms of this agreement are legally binding. Failure to comply with the aforementioned terms and conditions will result in your inability to call
yourself one of the following: a) motorcyclist, b) rider, c) biker, d) hardcore. Failure to complete all rides as outlined above will result in one or all of
the following conditions: a) depression, b) whininess, c) sadness, d) severe irritability. Further, failure to comply with a signed contract may result in
fellow riders not wanting to associate with you and your motorcycle mysteriously appearing on a classified for sale website without your knowledge.