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C M Y K sports: news: lifestyles: Northwest and Western TKEs help charity with big run. PAGE 6 Check out some serious Western Halloween action. T U E S D AY, O CT OBER PAGE 7 28, 2003 NON-PROFIT ORG. U.S. POSTAGE Western drops match with Truman, downs Northwest at home. PAGE 9 M I S S O U R I WE S T E R N S TATE CO L L E G E PAID PERMIT NO. 32 St. JOSEPH, MO VOL . 8 2 NO . 9 Working overtime Cooper takes over for Westerberg, leads Western to overtime win Student numbers down Andie Schmitt Assistant Editor Allen Conway Sports Writer Missouri Western’s version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde showed up Saturday at Spratt Stadium against Northwest Missouri State. The Griffon defense gave up 24 points in the first half but shutout the Bearcats in the second. Eventually, the Griffons pulled off a remarkable 30-27 overtime, come-from-behind victory over No. 23 Northwest. The win kept the Griffons tied for first-place in the MIAA. The game’s hero turned out to be former starting quarterback, Michael Cooper, who had a spectacular 25-yard touchdown run on the first play of Western’s overtime drive. “I knew it was like a bootleg fake, and if they were covered, I was going to run,” Cooper said. “I saw a cutback lane, so I took off, had some great blocks downfield and got it in.” That run capped off an improbable comeback by Missouri Western. After WESTERN the game, Partridge had nothing but good things to say about the play of 30 Michael Cooper. “Incredible open field run,” Partridge said. “I yelled run, four or NORTHWEST five players yelled run. Michael ran 27 and cut it back Forest-Gump style, and I couldn’t see the end. Then I saw the ref ’s arms go up, and everybody jumping around. It was a great feeling.” Everything wasn’t always this good, as in the first half it looked like someone else was playing in Missouri Western’s uniforms. “In the first half we came out flat,” wide receiver Erick Fields said. “The second half Coach Partridge gave us a pep talk and we came out ready to play.” Fields wasn’t the only one who thought the team came out and didn’t play Griffon football in the first half. Defensive back T.J. See Overtime win page 10 Warren Ingram/Photo Editor Western defensive back T.J. Barnett celebrates in the end zone after scoring a touchdown on an interception return in the first half on Saturday while some Northwest fans in the back of the end zone look on at Spratt Stadium. Barnett had two picks in the game. His TD tied the game at 7-7. Gergen sends strong message of power Angela Smith Guest Writer Warren Ingram/Photo Editor David Gergen speaks to the crowd during Missouri Western’s 10th annual Convocation on Critical Issues in the MWSC Arena on Wednesday, Oct. 22. Seated behind him is Western President James Scanlon. Words of encouragement and motivation filled the ears of Western’s students, faculty, and staff as David Gergen gave the 10th annual Convocation on Critical Issues. Gergen spoke to a crowd of about 2,300 in the Western Field House located in the M.O. Looney Health, Physical Education and Recreation Building on Oct. 22. During his speech, Gergen addressed what a leader is, what it takes to be a leader and the importance of leadership in our society. Gergen first outlined the three crucial characteristics that all leaders must possess in order to be successful leaders. The first trait that he mentioned was ambition. He believes that all leaders have to want to achieve in order to be successful. Gergen added that ambition is of great importance because it is one of the traits that can be channeled into your colleagues. Gergen also stressed that ambition is not something that can just exist. “Understand that you as leaders should nurture your personal ambition,” Gergen said, “You must learn, reach out and read to nurture it.” In addition, Gergen also warned that readers are not always leaders. However, every leader should be a reader in order to keep up on our nation and foreign issues alike. According to Gergen, the second trait of being a leader is confidence. Gergen preached that leaders should be able to take a stand and have an opinion on different topics, domestic and foreign. Thirdly, Gergen believes that all leaders should have a morally sound character. “Pay attention to the inner you, who you are and what your character is,” Gergen said. He not only encouraged Western students to become leaders, but to become proactive leaders. He also expressed that a leader is one who is made, not born. “Leaders are made, not born,” See Convocation page 4 Statewide enrollment has been a staggering statistic for the last few years, tapering off with each new budget cut or tuition hike. The fall figures didn’t bring relief, and now with spring enrollment upon the Western community, many are wondering if we are in for a bigger cut or a reprieve. Missouri Western was far from immune to the recent budgetary adjustments. Though our tuition increases were slight in comparison, Western’s enrollment has taken a hit. This fall Western’s enrollment has taken a hit to the tune of 5 percent, enrolling 4,962 students. According to Judy Fields, institutional research analyst, the biggest drop in enrollment came from our number of first-time freshmen. Overall, Missouri Western lost 270 students from this time last year. “Last year our numbers for freshmen enrollment were at an all-time high, taking in 1,234 new students,” Fields said. “This year we dropped to 1,044 new freshmen.” Western isn’t alone. Colleges and universities across our state are suffering the same plight. The figures are sliding at Benedictine College. Only 1,330 students matriculated to Benedictine for the fall of 2003. As a relatively small institution, Benedictine had enjoyed one of the highest enrollments ever just last fall, but as proof positive that almost no one is safe from the economic mudslide, they are also seeing dwindling numbers. Missouri Southern enrolled 5,410 students this fall, putting them 372 students in the hole from last fall. The drops are not across the board for Missouri schools of higher education. It seems many colleges have been able to avoid enrollment cuts, See Enrollment down page 5 2 editorial 3,4,5,6 news sports Wednesday 10/29 High: 71, Low: 47 Thursday 10/30 Nick Draper News Editor The Board of Regents approved the plans for the new $17.1 million Residential Life project at the Oct. 23 meeting. According to Ron Olinger, vice president for financial planning and administration, the new Residential Life project will include a 400 bed residence hall and a new commons area. Construction for the new commons area will begin this fall. Also included in the project are renovations to the existing residence halls, which should be completed by the end of 2004. The new residence hall is set for completion by 2005. The new Residential Life project has many benefits for the students of Missouri Western. The commons area will be of great value to the students, as well a better community feeling with the new residence hall, Olinger said. Group housing is also a plus that will be enjoyed by students and eventually the triple room assignments will be eliminated. In total, the cost for the new residence hall will be $14.1 million. Renovations and up-grades to the existing residence halls will total approximately $688,000 and furnishings for the new residence hall will total $900,000. The budget for the new project will be totally financed by the students who live on campus. The budget will be selfsupporting. The budget of the school was also talked about See Board of Regents page 4 9,10 Tuesday 10/28 High: 65, Low: 35 Partly Cloudy Regents approve Residence Project bid 7,8 lifestyles High: 75, Low: 45 Friday 10/31 High: 76, Low: 44 Saturday 11/01 High: 57, Low: 33 tuesday, october 28, 2003 •page 2 STAFF EDITORIAL Just because he said it, doesn’t mean we agree The Griffon News staff has had quite a week of discussion after a commentary by Jess Foster in our last issue. His commentary quoted from an article entitled You Might be an Idiotarian if… and featured a list of “unique thoughts.” Each of us in the newsroom had different reactions to the commentary. Several points in the commentary seemed to imply that if a person held a certain opinion, then that person was a moron. Not ill-informed, or wrong, or of a different opinion than the author, but just plain too stupid to even be allowed to have an opinion. This troubling slant on free speech has been brewing in America for many years now. The origin of this trend is hard to pinpoint, but it is by no means one-sided. Bipartisan opinion bashing has been the name of the game for many years now. Free speech seems to be under assault from all sides. The patriotic patrol is lurking behind every corner looking for any traitorous scalawags who dare question government policy, and the politically correct police will nail to the cross anyone who dares utter an unkind word about any group. Victims of this assault on free speech on the democratic side include Max Cleland, who lost his senate seat after opposing the war in Iraq. Cleland is no liberal pacifist; he is a triple amputee from the Vietnam War. More recently, the Bush administration has been the target of the politically correct police. Lieutenant General William Boykin expressed his opinion about Islam while in his house of worship. The Pentagon is now investigating him. Free speech has always had a price for those who choose to exercise it. People are losing jobs and careers and are under investigation for words they speak that seem to go against the opinion of another group. At one time, reasonable people could weed out the more ill informed opinions. Today, people with differing opinions are not even given the benefit of the doubt. Celebrities who dare to offer their constitutionally protected opinions about important issues in our country are just told to shut up. A person who refers to another’s race or religion is automatically labeled a bigot or racist regardless of the context of the thought. Free speech just doesn’t really exist in the way it was originally intended by our founding fathers. We need to go back to reasoned examinations instead of our current system of kneejerk reactions. It’s 8 a.m. It’s your choice. Jackhammers or Class? Wade Williamson - Cartoon Liason Jess Foster might be an idiotarian to this guy What Are You Going To Do For Halloween this year? Catherine Lucast Elementary Ed. Freshman “Probably trick or treat with my soriorty for canned goods, then go to a mixer afterwords.” Dear Editor, I am writing in concerns to an editorial printed on October 21 by Jess Foster about “idiotarians.” In this commentary, Foster plays off of the (once original, but now trite) Jeff Foxworthy skit “You might be a redneck if...” to bash left-wing ideology. One change of importance, however, is that in Foster’s take (which was stolen from the internet) he states, “You Might Be An Idiotarian [sic] (moron) if...” and proceeds to identify what may constitute a moron. Interestingly enough, one point he makes is that people who “believe that the leftists in charge of our colleges and universities actually deserve the holy grail of tenure which is the ONLY reason that most of these lazy incompetent Communists have not been terminated” may be morons. First, I think it’s important to point out that, in fact, the United Nations is a “bona fide governing body.” And, though, Mr. Foster might believe that makes me a moron, it seems to me that I’m just stating fact. Of course, many scientists have been called morons for doing just that, so I guess I’m in good company. In addition, there are many examples of people who have used “an avowed unwillingness to use force” to gain peace. Was Gandhi a moron? Would Tibetan Buddhists represent Idiotarians? Furthermore, I would like to point out that there are radicals and extremists in every religion/culture. Islam, in that way, is no different than Christianity (lest we forget the Crusades, Inquisitions, and Witch Hunts—to name a few). So to imply that all of those who follow Islam are terrorists or militants is simply irresponsible. I’m not sure that moron necessarily equates to pacifist, liberal, or Islamic. But that seems to be what is implied by this editorial. Sure, it’s never said that Muslims are morons, but those of us who believe that some of them do hold to tenets of peace on which their religion was founded are certainly identified as such. For as much as this article bashes left-wing ideology, Islamic people, and even affirmative action, I’m quite surprised that it was printed. I am quite aware that this article was printed solely to get a response, and so I am taking the bait. It would be wise to consider the diversity of this campus before distributing such drivel—to use “your stardom to push causes that you know little about.” Aaron Babbitt Convocation was a success says one student This is to all the students at MWSC that either did not attend the Convocation on Critical Issues or who did attend but sat there and played Snake on their cell phones. I am a junior here at Western and this was the first Convocation I have attended. I must say I was very apprehensive about going and did not want to sit through a boring speech from someone I had never heard of. The truth is, I walked away from Convocation with a sense of leadership and the seriousness of apathy among our fellow Americans. David Gergen is one of the best speakers I have personally heard. He was very neutral in his points regarding politics and former Presidents and yet gave us a clear underlying message that we are all leaders and it is Ross Martin Editor-in-Chief Tari Elder Elementary Education Junior “I have to work and then go to the Olympia Lanes costume contest. ” Andie Schmitt Nick Draper Jess Foster Melissa Waddell Ross Martin Wade Williamson Bob Poirier Warren Ingram Bob Bergland Assistant Editor News Editor The News Editor Lifestyles Editor Sports Editor Cartoon Liason Copy Editor Photo Editor Faculty Adviser Web site: http://www.mwsc.edu/griffonnews Email: [email protected] viva la revolucion!! viva la left field!! Gwenlyn Midgyett Physical Theraphy Ass. Junior “I am going home to help my mother hand out candy and see my nephew all dressed up.” The Griffon News is written and published by students of Missouri Western State College on Tuesdays during the fall and spring semesters. The first copy of each issue is free; additional copies are 50 cents. Content of this paper is developed independently of the faculty and administration, or other campus organization or office. Readers are encouraged to submit story ideas, information and advertising to The Griffon News office, SS/C 221, 4525 Downs Drive, St. Joseph, Mo. 64507, or by phoning (816) 271-4412 (advertising and news room). Copy, classified submissions and advertising must be received by noon Wednesday, the week prior to publication. Guidelines for letters to the editor: • All letters to the editor must be typed and double spaced. Letters must be no longer than 350-400 words and guest columns no longer than 500 words. Letters and columns will be edited for style. • All letters must include signature and identity verification information, such as phone number. The Griffon News reserves the right to edit all letters for length and Associated Press style. • The Griffon News will not withhold names under any circumstances. Anonymously submitted letters will not be published. • Views expressed on the opinion pages are not necessarily those of The Griffon News staff or Missouri Western State College. up to us to make something out of that. The sad truth is that so many people did attend, but were forced to. I think it is a shame that our instructors have to threaten us to attend something that is only meant to better ourselves. Prior to this day, I felt the same as most of the student body; who cares about David Gergen? But after I heard his speech, I realized why Dan Boulware brought Convocation to Western. He felt, as we all should, that witnessing powerful people and hearing what the leaders of today say will help us become better leaders of tomorrow. So for those of you that laughed off the notion of attended this year’s Convocation, have it be known that you did nothing but hurt yourselves. You missed a very inspiring speech from someone that is very knowledgeable in how our government works. Sadly enough, your ignorance will keep you from realizing that the world is more than St. Joseph, MO or whatever small town you are from. This country is the way it is because of the people in it. Why must we maintain the stereotype that the Midwest is nothing but a bunch of hicks that do not know anything? From the articles I have read in the paper and from listening to people speak and joke about Convocation, I must say there is nothing to make me believe otherwise. Next year, I hope the speaker is as stimulating as David Gergen, and more importantly I hope more people attend because they want to have a well-rounded education and learn more about the country they live in, rather than sit in the stands and play Snake. For those of you who still simply do not care, I wish you the best, for you are the ones that will amount to nothing. Thank you, Melissa Scearce News: Alec Jennings Ian Anderson Danny Stooksbury Rikki Cason Lindsay Tremayne Graphics / Photo: Tim KC Canton Mary Sullwold Naomi Dunning Jeremy Weikel Sports: Allen Conway Jason Keough Scott Bjertnes Carliss Holland Lifestyles: Morgan Perry Randi McMillen Josh Peays Printer: Maryville Daily Forum Do you not like Jess Foster? Would you like to chastise him for his evil ways? Or maybe you want to ask him out on a date. Either way, send us a letter to the Griffon News at [email protected] or drop by SSC/221 tuesday, october 28, 2003 • page 3 Students favor Bush in Harvard poll Candidate drops out of running Two candidates for the position of Assistant Vice President for Academic and Student Affairs were set to begin vying for the position this week. However, one candidate, Peter Longo, has withdrawn from the running. Previously arranged for Oct. 27-28, the remaining candidate, Robin Bowen will still give his presentation, as scheduled, on Tuesday, Oct. 28, between 3:30-4:30 p.m. in MC 201. His speech is titled, How to Use Assessment to Promote Excellence. The Search Committee invites all students to meet Bowen during this time Bowen is the Interim Dean of the School of Graduate and Professional Studies at Rockhurst University in Kansas City. She received a bachelor’s in occupational therapy from the University of Kansas, and a master’s degree in education in rehabilitation counseling from the University of Arkansas. Faculty Senate vetos credit hour reform again In Thursday’s Faculty Senate meeting the proposal to refigure the number of credit hours required for graduation was again sent back to curriculum committee. The motion, if approved, would have upped the number from 66 to 72 credit hours of general education credits needed for graduation. The decision to send the motion back for additional review was unanimous. Susan Hennessy, associate professor of French, expressed concerns at the meeting. "I am concerned…if other students have to do this, do they graduate in four years?" Hennessy said. Board of Regents approve construction bid The Board of Regents approved the Lawhon Construction bid for the new residence hall. The bid was the lowest submitted for the project. The projected cost outlined was $14,039,500. The Board also approved a 30-year revenue bond to finance the project. Completion is expected in the fall of 2005. The 400 student residence hall will have four-person suites as well as single occupancy rooms, with additional kitchen space. Students residing there will have individual control of heating and cooling as well as phone, cable and network connections. The new student dormitory is expected to have a life span of 50 to 100 years. There will be a new commons building also. Construction will begin soon and it will be located near the existing residential halls. A residential life service and security desk, meeting space and a lounge area with a café are all included in the design. --Staff reports Recent survey shows a majority of students register as Republicans Daniel J. Hemel U-Wire CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - College students are more likely to register as Republicans and support President Bush than the general public, according to a survey released Wednesday by Harvard University's Institute of Politics. The nationwide poll of 1,202 undergraduates revealed that 61 percent approve of Bush's performance as president, compared to 53 percent of all voters. College students, 81 percent of whom say they will definitely or probably vote in the 2004 elections, could tip the scales in next year's presidential race, the survey results indicated. "It sends the message that youth are up for grabs in 2004," said junior Jonathan S. Chavez, who directed the survey for the IOP's Student Advisory Committee. "In the same way that politicians look at senior citizens or veterans or farmers as voting blocks, they have to have a similar perspective on younger voters," said IOP Director Daniel R. Glickman, who served as secretary of agriculture from 1995 to 2001. College students form "an untapped reservoir for politicians and political parties to mine," Glickman said. Democratic college students slightly favored Senator Joseph I. Lieberman, D-Conn., over former Vermont Governor Howard Dean, 17 percent to 16 percent, among 2004 democratic presidential hopefuls. Retired Gen. Wesley K. Clark trailed with 9 percent, and the Rev. Al Sharpton, who is scheduled to visit Harvard on Monday, followed with 8 percent. But Dean's supporters, the survey concluded, are more involved in the campaign. The survey found that 71 percent of Dean's supporters were willing to volunteer for his campaign, compared to only 49 percent of Lieberman's supporters. "Right now Lieberman is doing well because of name recognition," Chavez said. But Lieberman spokesperson Jano G. Cabrera said college students, having grown up during the Clinton-Gore years, are more likely to support Lieberman's centrist policies on free trade, crime, and taxes. The Dean campaign is "reaching out very aggressively to college students across the country," said spokesperson Garrett M. Graff '03, who noted that Dean spoke to more than 10,000 students in six states during a four day span in early October. Survey respondents expressed mounting frustration with the President Bush's foreign policy, with 87 percent saying that "members of the Bush administration" have been "hiding some things" or "mostly not telling the truth" about the situation in Iraq. Still, students seem to admire Bush's leadership ability. "They like the warrior but they don't like the war," Glickman said. Although college students historically have supported Democratic candidates, neither party can take the youth vote for granted, Glickman said. "The majority of college students elect politicians based on leadership skills, experience and authenticity," said vice president of the IOP-SAC, senior Betsy A. Syke, who oversaw the survey. "I think we were more affected by 9/11 than the general population, and we don't have any other war experience or world event with which to compare it," Sykes said. But Bush cannot take any postSeptember 11, 2001, popularity for granted as he moves into the 2004 election, Glickman said. "The big failure is that politicians and political parties have largely ignored the student vote. They would rather use their resources to go after voters they know are going to show up at the polls," Glickman said, noting that only 35 percent of college students cast ballots in the 2000 presidential race. But Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C., who has courted the youth vote, has generated a tepid response from college voters, Chavez said. "John Edwards has a plank on his platform that is youth-oriented"-an ambitious "College for Everyone" plan to supplement work-study grants for first-year students, "but it is not resonating yet," Chavez said. Liquor store owner files complaints against Oklahoma University Deliveries to suites being investigated Daniel J. Hemel U-Wire NORMAN, Okla. - Two complaints filed by a Norman liquor store owner against a reporter for The Oklahoma Daily were signed by the Norman city attorney's office on Thursday, according to court records. Robert Gowens, owner of Hob Nob Rob's Retail Liquor Store and Party Kegs, filed complaints of disturbing the peace and trespassing against Daily reporter Kendal Kelly, according to Norman Municipal Court records. Gowen's complaints were the result of an incident during an interview between Kelly and Gowens on Oct. 16 at Hob Nob Rob's, 2201 W. Main. The same day of the interview, Kelly filed a complaint C o r re c t i o n s In the Oct. 21 issue of The Griffon News the name of the author of the Letter to the Editor entitled “Parking driving one student over the edge” was erroneously left off of the page due to an error at the Maryville Daily Forum’s printing plant. The letter was written by Lori Barringer. We apologize for the omission. Greek Corner ASA and PSK- Kidnapping on Nov. 78 ASA- Trick or Treat with the Noyes Home for Kids on Oct. 31 of assault and battery against Gowens. Kelly was researching reports that suite-holders at Oklahoma Memorial Stadium were receiving deliveries of liquor from local vendors, which would violate state liquor laws. In Kelly's story, published Oct. 17, suite-holders were quoted as having said the University of Oklahoma athletic department forwarded their liquor orders to Hob Nob Rob's Liquor Store, which then delivered the liquor to their suites. The Oklahoma A l c o h o l i c Beverage Laws Enforcement Commission is investigating whether Hob Nob Rob's has been illegally delivering alcohol to the suites in Oklahoma Memorial Stadium. calendar of events Tuesday, October 28 Thursday , October 30 • Econofest in Leah Spratt Multipurpose Classroom Building, room 214 at 3 p.m., pizza will be provided • Coffee and Conversation from 9 a.m.-noon in SSC 202 with free coffee, juice and donuts • The Most Massive Woman Wins production at 8 p.m. in the Thompson E. Potter Fine Arts Theater • Undergraduate Research Summer Institute Symposium at 3-5 p.m. in the main lobby of the Thompson E. Potter Fine Arts Center refreshments provided Wednesday, October 29 • Planetarium Show at 7:30-8:30 p.m. in the Evan R. Agenstein Science and Math Building, room 105 • Women’s Volleyball vs. Missouri Southern at 7 p.m. • Intramural Free Throws game • Intramural Horse game • Intramural Three Point Shootout game Friday , October 31 • Women’s Volleyball is away at Pittsburg State,; game at 7 p.m. • Last day to drop classes Saturday , November 1 • Football vs Pittsburg State away in Pittsburg, Kan. at 2 p.m. (Conference) campus crime report West Campus 2 1 3 TKE- New Member Initaiton on Nov. 9 5 PM- Donations Drive on Oct. 27-29 PM- Halloween Party for the Noyes Home for Kids on Oct. .25 4 PM- Organ Donation Ray Gabel Nov. 6 at 8 p.m. PDT- Kids Karnival for the Noyes Home for Kids PDT- Buy-a-Phi Auction on Nov. 5 at 9:30 p.m. in MC Theater PDT- Hayride on Nov.15 TKE- Initaiting of Dr. Bergland 100 ft. 1. A man forced his way into a Juda Hall suite by climbing through his girlfriend’s window. He had been pounding on the door and then forced her window open. He began yelling at her, wanting her car keys and his money. He then chased her around the room, throwing a can of soda at her and also a chair, which missed her and hit the wall. She shut the door to her room and he left. Campus Safety tried to find the suspect but had no luck. Statements were taken from the victim and a witness. 2. Forcible Rape October 22, 2003, Beshears Hall A female student reported to an officer that she had been raped at Beshears Hall on Oct. 3. She said a male she knew forced her into her room and that he raped her. She said the incident occurred between 7 and 8 p.m. She named the suspect when she filed her statement. 3. AGD- Trick or Treat for canned goods and mixer with ASP Domestic Violence October 20, 2003, Juda Hall Traffic Accident October 17, 2003, MWSC Parking Lot H An officer responded to Lot H when he saw two vehicles sitting in the intersection of lot H and James McCarthy Drive. He spoke with the drivers and noticed minor damage to both vehicles’front left bumpers. 4. Personal Injury October 22, 2003 , Bicycle Training A public safety officer reported that he was injured during his training for bike patrol on Oct. 20. The officer was struck in the kneecap while conducting certain scenarios. A small cut and moderate swelling resulted from the injury. 5. Housing Assist October 22, 2003 , Beshears Hall The housing office needed assistance at 1:27 a.m. in reference to an alcohol violation. No alcohol was found during the search, but copper bb’s were found throughout the suite. No pellet gun was found during the search either. The officer completed a report about the assist. tuesday, october 28, 2003 • page 4 Career fair held for students Alec Jennings News Writer The department of career development and Missouri Western are working to ensure that students have the necessary tools to find a job after they complete their college education. Director of Career Development Linda M. Garlinger wants to remind Western students that it is never too early to begin planning for their future career. Career fairs are established not only to help graduating students find work, but also to give students who are not yet ready for graduation to begin networking with companies and give them insight on accomplishing an effective career plan. “Freshmen who are undecided about their majors need to go and see who recruits on campus,” Garlinger said. “You can then determine: what majors, or what track could I take as an academic major/minor.” Western held their Fall Career and Graduate School Fair on Oct. 23, but according to Garlinger there are still options for those who missed it. “There are still other schools having career fairs that they might be able to participate in,” Garlinger said. “We also have companies who are doing on campus recruiting. So, even if you’ve missed the career fair, you can still sign up for an interview with those companies.” Garlinger also wants students to know that a specific degree does not necessarily limit them to one particular career field or company. “They’re looking for students who — for the most part — have a certain skill set: Good, well-rounded, liberal arts type students,” Garlinger said. Jean Rush, recruiter for Heartland Regional Medical Center in St. Joseph, says that they are not just hiring people with medical expertise. “We have a lot of opportunities at Heartland, not just medical,” Rush said. “We also have a lot of clerical and entry level positions. Because [the medical field] is a high-need area.” Western and Heartland work together on placing students in careers that best suite their skills. “I hope Missouri Western continues to network with us,” Rush said. “We also come over and help do mock-interviews to try to prepare students with interviewing skills and techniques.” Along with good interviewing techniques, Garlinger believes that a professional looking resume is a must in being prepared to find a job. “Students can bring in a draft of a resume and we’ll critique it and help them target their market,” Garlinger said. “Rarely can you make one resume that’s going to cover every job that you’re going to apply for, but understanding how to target your resume is important.” Non-traditional student Tracy Fender has used the center for career development for help building a resume and also attended the fall career fair. “I’m not ready for a position right now,” Fender said. “I’m just trying to get my name out there and get contact names.” For seniors eager to get their foot in the door, Garlinger says that recruiters at career fairs are looking specifically for employees that may not have a lot of career experience yet. “This is a great venue because that are here are looking for new college graduates. They’re not looking for people who have five years of experience. You’re not competing with people who are out of your league.” Naomi Dunning/Staff Photographer Students and professionals mill about at the Career Fair sponsored by the department of career development on Oct. 23 in the Leah Spratt MultiPurpose Classroom Building. continued from front: Convocation continued from front: Board of Regents Gergen said, “You have to find something in you and nourish that in order to become a leader.” Another point that Gergen made was that leaders are not just people who we see in the limelight everyday such as politicians. He stressed that some of the most important decisions in the world take place not at the Oval Office, but at the kitchen table in the homes of everyday, ordinary citizens. “He was a very good speaker,” Crystal Hickey said. “He gave us a good insight into the leadership of our past and present presidents.” Starting the morning off, R. Dan Boulware, a former Regent president for whom the Convocation is held in honor of, introduced Gergen to the Western body with some humorous comments. “If he was a baseball player we would call him a switch-hitter,” Boulware said. Gergen was a presidential advisor to four past presidents: Ford, Nixon, Reagan and Clinton. Currently he is a professor of public service at the John F. Kennedy School of Government. He is also a television commentator and serves as editor-at-large of U.S. News and World Report. Gergen also is the director of the Center for Public Leadership at Harvard University. This is the same institution at the October meeting. According to Dr. James Scanlon, president of Missouri Western, at the beginning of fiscal year 2004 the state has withheld approximately $900,000. The combined reduction of core cuts and withholds from the state over the last three years has been about $6.8 million. State providing for the college is currently around 42 percent, which is down from a decade ago when it was near 70 percent. These withholdings have a direct affect on Missouri Western’s budget plans. “We budget conservatively and will continue to budget conservatively,” Scanlon said. “I wish I could say it [budget cuts] won’t keep going down, but I don’t know.” During Scanlon’s report he noted that people from the Kansas City Chiefs organization were on campus Oct. 8, including the President and General Manager Carl Peterson. Warren Ingram/Photo Editor The crowd for Western’s 10th annual Convocation on Critical Issues sits patiently listening to David Gergen on Wednesday, Oct. 22 in the MWSC Arena. Gergen follows other Convocation speakers such as former Senator Bill Bradley and current Secretary of State Colin Powell. which in 1967, Gergen earned his law degree from. Before earning his law degree, Gergen graduated from Yale University in 1963 with honors. In addition to all of the other hats that Gergen wears, he also became an award-winning author of Eyewitness to Power: the Essence of Leadership-Nixon to Clinton in 2000. This was also the title of the speech that was delivered at Western. “It was a very good visit,” Scanlon said. “We have a good partnership with the county and city, which makes us very viable to the Chiefs. But the final decision is up to them.” Kevin Callaway reported to the board that the process for finding his replacement was going well. Callaway’s term as student regent expires in January of 2004. Callaway also commended the school for a successful homecoming weekend. Seven open forums focusing on the implementation of Missouri Western’s strategic plan were completed by the date of the October meeting, according to the report of the president. The number of people attending the forums was above 200. The input from the forums will be used to develop future plans. 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To reserve online or view our Photo Gallery, visit www. s t u d e n t c i t y.com or CALL 1 - 8 8 8 - S P R I N G B R E A K ! tuesday, october 28, 2003 • page 5 TKEs run past the rivalry Northwest TKEs run from Maryville to St. Joseph for charity Rikki Cason News Writer Driving the 43 miles to Maryville seems like it takes forever to get there, but just imagine running the stretch of highway between Missouri Western and Northwest. That’s just what members from Tau Kappa Epsilon did for the fifth annual Running Past Your Rivals. It began early Saturday, Oct. 25 and ended before the game. This event has taken place the last five years and thousands of dollars have been raised for their philanthropy. The first two years the money went to the Special Olympics, and the past three earnings have gone to benefit the Alzheimer’s Association. The Alzheimer’s Association became the TKE’S philanthropy in 2001. This led Tau Kappa Epsilon national fraternity to form The Reagan Research Institute for Alzheimer’s disease in 2002. The national fraternity adopted this to commemorate former president and TKE alumni Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan announced he has the disease, which 4 million Americans have today, in 1994. In hopes to honor Ronald Reagan, the national fraternity set a goal of $240,000 in three years to help the cause. “Alzheimer’s is a horrible disease. Watching a loved one have it has got to be incredible hard. So I think this is a good way to help,” John Fabsits, president of Missouri Western’s TKE chapter said. Running Past Your Rivals was designed by both chapters five years ago to set aside their differences and work together to help their fraternities cause. “It’s pretty cool that we can put aside the differences of attending rival institutions and do something for a greater good,” Fabsits said. This year the men set off from Rickenbrode Stadium on the Northwest Missouri State University’s campus and ran to Spratt Stadium on the Missouri Western campus. During the 43-mile run, different members of the TKE fraternities took turns running along the highway on their journey to Missouri Western. When they reached Spratt Stadium, both chapters presented the game ball to the officials and announced the total amount that was raised. So far this year both chapters raised a little under $2,000. “It’s always a really good time getting to work with another chapter,” Fabsits said. “You may not know each other but there is an instant connection because you’re both members of TKE.” Warren Ingram/Photo Editor The Northwest Missouri State chapter of TKE ran from Rickenbrode Stadium in Maryville, Mo. to Spratt Stadium before the kickoff of Saturday’s rivalry game between Western and Northwest. Picture from right to left are Richard Hursey of Missouri Western, Zach Ramsey of Northwest, John Fabsits of Western and Brandon Juon, Rusty Ruvel and Jason Mehrhoff of Northwest. OVERTIME HEROICS Missouri Western running back Kevin Young (34) runs past two Northwest Missouri State defenders on Saturday at Spratt Stadium, while Joshua Jarvis (61) looks to give him a block. For full coverage of Western’s 30-27 overtime victory, see pages 1 and 10. (Photo by Warren Ingram/Photo Editor) continued from front: Enrollment down although not by much. Northwest Missouri State University is one of the few state institutions enjoying a hike, however slight it may be. NWMSU’s enrollment is up one percent, enrolling 6,574 this semester. Central Missouri State University is also seeing a slight boost in their matriculation rates. Last year they enrolled 10,313 students. This fall that figure escalated to 10,351. According to Donna Roberts, head -Gene Eulinger of institutional effecRegistrar tiveness those numbers were suprising. “Our enrollment had been down for the last few semesters, and with the budgetary problems we’ve been having as a state, I was surprised to see our numbers climb,” Roberts said. Southern Missouri State University currently houses 19,116, up 200 students from last year. Coordinator of Enrollment Services Rob Hornberger says that SMSU doesn’t see cause for celebration. “This would be one of the smaller increases we’ve seen in recent years. We are still feeling the pinch,” Hornberger said. Both on the national and state level, the economy traditionally hasn’t been kind to the college student. That hasn’t kept record numbers from seeking out education later in life as a means to a better career. The possibility exists that more students are now entering the workforce first before choosing college. The Kansas City Star reported that statewide, we are below the national average for the demographic of 18-24-year-olds attending college. Whatever the cause, most now look to the future for a solution. Spring enrollment may or may not be the light at the end of the tunnel. According to Registrar Gene Eulinger, certain situations always exist that keep students from returning to school. Eulinger has been working with a number of students to aid them in their return. He knows several Western co-eds, with financial restraints who have had to take a semester off. “We are a first generation school, and by that I mean our students are normally the first in their families to go to college,” Eulinger said. “The family incomes for our students are most likely going to be virtually lower than any other school in our state. If their family can’t help them and they have to pay for school on their own, it is more likely that they will have to take a semester, or more off.” Some of the students Eulinger has worked with are giving it another shot this spring. Will it be enough to recoup losses? Eulinger isn’t overly optimistic for that, at least for this semester. “Typically, spring enrollment isn’t larger than the fall. The likelihood of our numbers bouncing back in the spring are slim,” Eulinger said. Fraternities- Sororities Clubs - Students Groups Kevin Callaway is YOUR Student Regent. Earn $1,000-$2,000 this semester with a proven CampusFundraiser 3 hour fundraising event. Our free programs make fundraising easy with no risks. Fundraising dates are filling quickly, so get with the Program! It works. Contact Campus Fundraiser at (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com. Kevin Callaway reads The Griffon News every week. The governor of this great state appointed him. Doesn’t that mean anything to you? ETHNIC RIGHTS! ethnicrightsamendment.org tuesday, october 28, 2003 • page 6 Students get educated on health Wellness Fair provides students with many opportunities for free health info Lindsay Tremayne News Writer The Missouri Western Student Wellness Fair was held on Oct. 22-23 in the Nelle Blum Student Union, rooms 218 and 219. The Wellness Fair gave students the opportunity to learn about their health through informational booths on subjects such as acne, skin and breast cancer, drunk driving and STD’s. Students were also given the opportunity to have free testing done at different stations in the room. Height/weight, body mass index, blood pressure/heart rate, body composition, fitness testing, back screening, free flu shots and blood testing for diabetes, anemia, and cholesterol were all available for students in the back of the room. Joyce Courter, director of wellness and health services, said that the purpose of the Wellness Fair is to provide an easy way for students to learn about their heath. “We want to provide them an opportunity to check the status of some of the aspects of their health without having to pay a lot of money for it,” Courter said. “We try to put together a lot of health information that affects the students and people in general. Our main goal is that they learn something about their own health, and some way to stay healthy.” Student Wellness intern Amie Hanson coordinated this year’s event. She said that the goal of the Wellness Fair is to make students aware of health issues. “First of all, the purpose of the Wellness Fair is to help increase student’s education and awareness of health and wellness issues pertaining to their health and wellness as a whole,” Hanson said. “We like to have a wide variety of subjects covered.” Hanson said that this year videos on cancer and drinking and driving were played on the big screen during the Wellness Fair. Mitzi Tedlock, health educator for the St. Joseph/Buchanan County Health Department, was one of several volunteers from the community who offered their service to the Wellness Fair. Tedlock was very pleased with how the event turned out. “It was a very successful day. I had an opportunity to answer questions and hand out information,” Tedlock said. “Knowledge is power. The more information you have, the better and healthier your decisions will be. I liked that they ran educational videos as people were coming in. I thought they did an excellent job. I hope they do it again next year.” Last year holds the record for the biggest turnout of 600 students. Hanson said she planned this year’s fair based on last year’s. “I thought last year’s was really good,” Hanson said. “I tried to model this year’s after last year’s, because I thought it worked so smoothly and efficiently. A lot of people like to have free give-aways. We tried to increase our raffle prizes this year. We’re trying to get more representatives to sit out at tables to answer questions, and to interact with the students. So, it’s not just … looking at pictures.” Missouri Western senior and Wellness Fair volunteer Natoyia Gates said that she enjoyed the height/weight station. “The height/weight station was beneficial to me, because I don’t really weigh myself very often,” Gates said. Sophomore Adam Kling liked the body fat testing. He said he wished more hours had been available for the Wellness Fair. The Wellness Fair competed with the Convocation on Wednesday. The fair was set to be from 8-4 p.m. on both days, but was forced to reduce its hours. Hanson said this affected the number of students who turned out for the fair. “We didn’t have quite as much attendance as last year,” Naomi Dunning Staff Photographer Top: Becky Whitwer (kneel ing) counts off push-ups for Justin Amos, as they both participate in the Wellness Fair on Oct. 23 in the Nelle Blum Student Union. The fair gave students an opportunity to learn more about their bod ies and to get some free test ing. Right: Nichelle Thomas (seated) gets her blood pres sure checked by one of the professionals on hand to help with the Wellness Fair. The event was sponsored by the Esry Student Health Center, Student Government Association and the Center for Multicultural Education. Hanson said. “I think that’s in part due to Convocation. We didn’t plan that. We set our date last fall. Canceling a whole morning was detrimental for us.” Some of the local businesses and volunteers that contributed time or information to the Wellness Fair included the St. Joseph/Buchanan County Health Department, Meril/Disabilities, Becky Machonga, Heartland Regional Medical Center, Physical Therapy and Rehabilitation, Midwest Rehabilitation Inc., Health South, Physical Therapy Assistant Program, Esry Student Health Center, HPER department, PED 101 students and Missouri Western nursing students. The Esry Student Health Center, Students Government Association and the Center for Multicultural Education sponsored the event. 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For over twenty years “young” Wesley had been striving to complete his B.I.S. degree at Missouri Western. For the sixteenth year in a row he had been informed that one more class would be necessary for its completion. The young twenty-something currently screaming her soul off would be referred to as a “bargaining chip” in some circles, though currently her vocation was anger management for Wesley. “Twenty years! You know how sick I am of those damn griffrats?” Just in case she didn’t he jangled the necklace of griffrat teeth about his neck. “I’ve taken classes in politics, I’ve taken classes in psychology, I’m an engineering student damnit! Why do I need a freaking psych class?!” The irony of the previous question certainly didn’t escape the young woman, but the rawhide chew bone currently gaff taped in her mouth prevented her from questioning the validity of his stance on the issue. Across the hallway Wesley’s study buddy was face first on the ground, his spirit most likely contemplating the consequences of the miniature clock tower semi-embedded in his chest. The post-it attached to the base of which read “I’ve got a cheat sheet my ass!” Down and to the left of this a business office intern grappled with the greater mysteries of having a book store bag tied around her head with an extension cord. The cops weren’t quite sure what she did to piss him off but there was a receipt for an overpriced textbook shoved in her mouth and the words Sallie Mae cut into her stomach. “Two wrongs need a right, two wrongs need a right!” Wesley screamed as he ran into the room smearing gold and black paint on his face while sharpening a royal scepter. “Wesley please, this won’t make it better. They won’t let you go.” Wesley turned and saw the ghostly figure of his beloved butler Mister Belvedere hovering above him. “I know it’s been hard since I left. There isn’t really a market for child stars in today’s society. But you could’ve done VH1, you could’ve been a Lifetime Movies extra. Why did it have to come to this?” “How the hell was I supposed to know you rotund bastard? You left me all alone and everyone said I needed an education. They promised me an “Advantage”, they said they were going to be a university, they told me it’d only take four years if I already had an associates. I just wanted to go to grad school, but now they’ve got their hooks in my wallet and they’re going to bleed me until I’ve got nothing left! Well guess what? I’ve got nothing left! I’ve been taking one more class half my damn life and they wont let me go because they can’t solve their own financial problems. Christ I should’ve went to a university to begin with, at least there they let you graduate since they know that’s the point of school!” The tears misted into the old ghost’s eyes as he smiled a sad smile. “I know, I know they don’t care, they only want more gold for their pot. They are greedy, but this isn’t the way. Let me help.” “Help?!?! What are you going to do? Play Jesus! Come and bless the leprosy of my soul! It won’t matter, they’ve jerked me around one too many times and someone’s going to pay!” “You’re going to pay Wesley. You think they won’t find a way to make this a fee stipend next semester? There’s going to be a massive mourning ceremony or something and they’ll manage to make it an add on cost for the next twenty years so you’re only playing into their hand.” Suddenly the night air was electrified by the mystic energies of Janet Murphy. The ghostly visage of Mister Belvedere vanished into the evening haze as Wesley now stood face to face with the puppet master. “You’ve served your purpose well. I’ll be able to come up with at least three new fees out of this. And I think I’ll start requiring all students to take some kind of sensitivity class as a requirement now too. It’ll help prevent future “tragedies” such as this one.” The spindly old woman laughed heartily as Wesley’s heart sank. He had played right into their hand, what he thought would be his vengeance and salvation had suddenly twisted him into a patsy in damnation. They walked outside together, Janet continued laughing and Wesley simply sank into himself and followed along. When they came to the campus they could hear the sirens and see the lights off in the distance. “There’s one thing you forgot Janet.” “What’s that Wesley?” “I hate griffrats” Calmly Wesley reached into his pocket and pulled out a single strike anywhere match. He calmly flicked it off his zipper and bent down to toss it into a griffrat hole. As he bent over Janet could clearly see the ’74 Ford pickup parked in the Fine Arts lot, she could just as clearly make out the giant drums of natural gas strapped to a trailer that was hitched to the truck. “That was the point of the lemon juice you see, to cover up the smell.” Dropping the match into the hole the campus was suddenly engulfed in an inferno as tunnel after tunnel exploded in the night. Gas lines, water lines, the secret drums of Agent Orange buried under the Science and Math building, everything danced among the flames as the campus was consumed in an orgy of explosions and destruction. An alarm clock buzzed as young Steve Bigly awakened on a crisp December morning. “Wake up Steve, it’s time to graduate silly!” “Thanks Mom.” “What’s the matter sweetie? I’d think after it took an extra year to make up for all those classes you flunked you’d be eager to wake up and get out of this town.” “I am mom … it’s just ... I had the weirdest dream.” Mad Ma ry’s; A g rade school tre a t Melissa Waddell Lifestyles Editor Mad Mary’s is a haunted house much like the Saints are the St. Joe version of the Royals. You’ve all seen it. St. Joseph’s very own haunted house located downtown right off of Francis. For starters, it is a pitiful attempt at recreating the haunted houses that reside in Kansas City’s West Bottoms, sans the awesome slide. Without the slide, the haunted house is a no go. The only reason that the Edge of Hell and the Beast are fun is because of the slide. It would not be inaccurate to say that a 22-year- old woman (not to name any names) would gladly fork over $30 to sit on a sheet of waxed paper and go down a four-story slide that has been coated in baby powder. Now that’s a good time. Back to Mad Mary’s. Mad Mary’s is much like the skating rink that all the kids went to, not to skate, but just to hang out. It is where the residents of St. Joe, who vary in age from ten to fourteen can congregate outside while waiting in line to get in and then proceed on into the house of horrors. This of course leads to the gender unidentifiable squeals that have come from the general direction of Francis any time after 9 p.m. since Mad Mary’s opened. Many a young boy has brought his date to Mary’s strictly hoping that in a smoky, dark, dank corridor, he may be able to cop a feel. Or possibly beyond that, kids do grow up so fast these days. It would be forgivable if the caliber of the inside was the least bit impressive. Sadly, even this isn’t a redeeming quality that Mad Mary’s can claim to have. The classic corny blinking lights and fake cobwebs definitely run aplenty in this place. In comparison, Mad Mary’s gives the vibe of a ghetto-fabulous version of KC’s haunted houses. Now, a latex mask purchased at K-Mart may induce a scream of terror but that’s usually from the kid who wanted to be Freddy for Halloween not “Miscellaneous Fur Covered Thing.” The scariest aspect of this haunted house isn’t the masks it’s the condition of the build- ing. It’s terrifying to be in a building that has wiring covered in asbestos, it’s even scarier when the lights start flickering and you know it isn’t someone at the switch but a bad current getting ready to hop and bite. That wet smell of bad wood can’t be intentional or good either. Most things that smell wet and are able to rot usually end tragically. Like a pile of terrified kids in the basement of a building in downtown St. Joseph. There is a certain element of fun to this place, it just may be harder to find than at the ones in Kansas City. Maybe it’s because you don’t get the atmosphere of 200 of your closest friends stinking to high heaven. Save yourself the money because the scariest part of this house is how much the cover charge is. Graphics by Josh Hall Horrorscopes by Melissa Waddell and Morgan Perry Return of the Horrorscopes: Scorpios Last Stand • Halloween Edition The Scorpio is the passionate sign, likes to push boundaries. Beware of whose boundaries you push on this Halloween, you never know who you may be dealing with....That all too hot Britney Spears you met at the party may have a suprise waiting for you back at home. Notables: Lucifer, Damien, Strong Bad, Pikachu, Dan Wiffler, Steve Bigly, The Raven. Sagittarius Gemini • Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 You probably will spend Halloween all by yourself. The Sagittarius sign is known for their good natured ways and generosity. In any given horror movie, you will be the first killed. That’s ok, it’s gotta be someone. Also, the killings usually occur after a little dirty lovin’, so you’ll die happy. • May 22 to June 21 Alright, schitzo. You think you’re sassy? You won’t be so quick when that truck full of illegal emigrants headed to Walmart hits you. Capricorn • June 22 to July 22 Uh, oh! Time to switch out the eighth grade skin coin in your wallet. You might be headed for an encounter of the third kind. Visit your local costume party to find yourself a masked stranger. Just stay away from the grade school. • Dec. 22 to Jan. 20 You may want to be a little more spontaneous this year due to the creepy smelly kid that has been following you around. Anal people are easier to kill, so spice it up this year and don’t forget to meet me at the stick. Aquarius • Jan. 21 to Feb. 19 Your go get ‘em attitude will pay off well this Halloween as long as you stay away from the kids dressed as goblins. Goblins tend to spit acid and that could put a damper on your progress. Pisces • Feb. 20 to March 20 Save the kisses and beer for tommorrow your girlfriend is definitely not sleeping with you this holiday. The Crimson Tide means more than a southern football Halloween. Aries • March 21 to April 20 Nothing to fear, you’re going to live. You’re going to settle down, raise some kids, get a car....and turn out just like your mother BWAHAHAHAHA! Taurus • April 21 to May 21 You bought your candy last week, your costume has been done for months, all you need now are the kids. Ha, Ha! Loser. Your mom dresses you funny and you don’t read well. Nobody’s coming to your house. Cancer Leo • July 23 to Aug. 23 Just because you’re a virgin doesn’t mean you need to offer yourself up for the sacrifice. Shut your legs and wait for something furry that doesn’t scream. Virgo • Aug. 24 to Sept. 22 Watch who your analytical mind settles on to mock today. Those aren’t props. Nerds with guns means big trouble for little Virgoes. Libra • Sept 23 to Oct 22 Try to achieve a balance between good and dirty. This year smash the pumpkins after you smash someone’s melon. Wait a minute....those are both kind of dirty. Bring a moist towlette and clean up the carnage afterwards ... then you’ll be good and dirty ... no wait ... you were already good and dirty ... this is so confusing. Horrorscopes is provided for entertainment purposes only. In other words don’t build your life around this or any other false oracle or prophet ... even if his name is Dr. Phil. tuesday, october 21, 2003 • page 8 ‘Anything but Joey’ hits The Bone Josh Hall Guest Writer Anything but Joey took their first pass through St. Joseph at The Bone on October 21, and the results were anything but ordinary. Anything but Joey is a KC-based band with a penchant for clever lyrics and standard issue powerpop rock. Single “Girl Roommate” pulled in some exposure courtesy of 96.5 fm some months back. No other single releases have drifted about despite the request friendly “Subliminal Request (Favorite Song)” and “LushBox” as well as frustrated ballads “Song From Hell” and “Marci II,” all of which are located on their first CD “Come Out Fighting.” Their sound is a guitar-basedrum power pop-punk beat headed by a keyboard, dancie/feelie vocalist. By feelie I mean the lead singer who gets into the “zone” with most songs. He doesn’t overdo it though like most lead guys who end up dry humping something half the night. (see The Used or Moaning Lisa, damn mic humpers) Some lines from the song “Favorite Song” talk about the difference between slick studio harmony and raw energy concert sounds. It’s an interesting and frankly presented question which sums up the entire tongue in cheek approach Joey takes towards their sound, lyrics and it would seem life in general. It should also prove curious since I have the CD and am now going to the concert. Matt, Bryan and Drew cover the instruments and vocals. Matt’s the keyboard/lead singer, Bryan’s on guitar and Drew runs bass. Jeff hits the drums and he kind of reminds me of a younger Dave Grohl I caught in concert once, he hits the drums hard, very hard. But it doesn’t come off as masturbatory, it’s in rhythm and sounds awesome. They opened up the night with personal favorite “Song From Hell.” A funny moment transpired as the drummer lit up the ballad lighter as the slowdown portion of the lyrics were sang. This set the tone for a show that had everything good about rock with a band that seemed to be having a load of fun playing together and talking to the crowd. Though the bulk of their songs have to do with loves and loves lost it’s all presented in a way that never gets old or whiny. Livewise the band keeps the tempo up and doesn’t fall into the trap of playing more to the audience than to their sound. They didn’t “saintjoseph” anything this night. They also don’t come off as pleading for attention when they play with the audience, it all comes together like you’re going to see some guys you went to high school with who have a really awesome band now. Besides covering their entire first CD in addition to a few new songs the guys hit several covers of Weezer tracks with the originality to separate their sound and make it enjoyable as a new rendition instead of hacked out cover. At one point in the evening they even opened to floor to requests and when I shouted out Nerf Herder was treated to the opening bits of Van Halen, definitely awesome. Commissioner Peacock bought the guys a round of shots and they even gave us a nugglet of The Rentals “Friends of P.” Nothing sounded off this night and all three vocal guys headed up various songs and covers so it was almost like getting three similar but different rock bands for the price of one. The crowd was decent sized too for a band that hadn’t played the town before and thus wouldn’t have many “return customers.” The whole bar seemed to really enjoy the show, everyone got into the request shout out session the highlight of which was a hilarious discussion between the band and the Duke of Earl regarding both Fatty visits the Big Apple Andie Schmitt Graphic by Naomi Campbell Assistant Editor Did someone say the Big Apple? Fatty loves apples. This week Fatty goes East Coast style in Manhattan. So many restaurants so little time…left before Fatty’s third cardiac arrest, that is. Fatty only has four days in New York, and New York has over 3,000 places to eat. Oh, math makes Fatty’s head hurt… It’s time to prioritize. There’s Tavern on the Green in Central Park, or Max’s Kansas City for hometown steaks and beer, or what about the famous Playwright Restaurant and Tavern. Maybe Fatty will get inspired and write the next great Broadway hit. Instead of Rent Fatty would call it Bloat. Ah, yes the heartwrenching struggle to look past the cellulite. All this thinking is making Fatty hungry. “Pick a spot now and give the world creative masterpiece later,” Fatty thinks. But where? Of all the famous spots, one name stands out for Fatty— Serendipity 3. It’s home to the world famous frozen hot chocolate, boasting 17 different kinds of chocolate in one heavenly bowl. Supposedly, this bad boy is meant to feed three people. Ha-ha! Fatty smells a challenge. Challenge aside, Fatty still decides, “Why not,” and preeats. One plate of ooey-gooey chili-cheese fries dripping with cholesterol and goodness and the obligatory 1⁄2 pound veggie burger, for good measure. Tasty, but ultimately just for show, Fatty wraps up the veggie session and remembers all those diet cokes imbibed for the same disguise. C’est la vie! Fatty is now ready for the grand finale. “Bring on the sweetness!” cries Fatty. Frozen hot chocolate is, at last, delivered. Oh such a sight! This feat of science and culinary revolution, this masterpiece of chocolate…and stuff, is set before Fatty. Fatty is astounded to find that below the surface of the frozen décolletage is actually liquid-hot magma core. So many chocolates, oh Fatty has found nirvana. It is consumed, nonetheless and in record time, and not by three people mind you, but by Fatty alone. This was much to the awe of the Serendipity 3 spectators. Yes, Fatty is a hero of ice cream lovers around the world. Enough frozen hot chocolate was devoured to brain freeze a whale, but that didn’t stop Fatty. On the way out, Fatty is saddened. “When will I be back?” said a weepy Fatty. “That was the best thing ever.” Not to worry said the metrosexual selling kitschy coasters and T-shirts behind the counter. “You can buy the mix and take it home with you,” he said. Fatty is overjoyed. It really was too bad about all Fatty’s clothes that had to be left in N.Y. to make room for the frozen hot chocolate mix, but if Manhattan has taught Fatty anything, it’s to prioritize. Metallica and his Pink Floyd Tshirt. And that’s something that can’t be quantified, even if a band is awesome they’re that much more awesome when there’s even twenty or thirty other people who are enjoying them as much as you are. You can’t put a price on a legion of drunk rock fans doing their own little interpretive dances during “Girls Like You” or the especially awesome cover of “El Scorcho.” Unfortunately by the time the guys hit the floor after their set I was fairly checked out myself and can only vaguely remember a conversation with Drew about contra and Nerf Herder, probably coming across as the standard drunken concert dork. So no “in-depth interview” for you! All of all the lyrics of Favorite Song were dead-on correct, “Despite your radio devotion, come see us live for the emotion.” They’re playing the Grenada Nov. 7 as a release party for their new EP ‘Necessary but not cool’ Killer bongo rock group Pomeroy will also be there. Even if you did catch the killer show at The Bone you should make the trek to Lawrence to catch these guys. They’re “Anything but ordinary.” 1. Wear all black. Wrap yourself in electrical tape if necessary. 2. If candy appears to be tampered with always, always eat it 1st. 3. Smashing Pumpkins is not just a band. (Hint, Hint) 4. Fire is good, no matter what your parents have told you. 5. Those nasty orange and black thingys are not edible. Period. 6. No one gave you permission to play with poo. It’s not a trick or treat you sick bastard. Quarter-life crisis Morgan Perry Lifestyles Assistant Editor College is more than G.P.A. and the activities listed on resumes. It is where people discover who they are. Western junior Randi Larimore describes herself as a loud, outspoken typical college chick. After three years of school Larimore thought she knew who she was. She had friends, a job, everything she thought constituted a life, but this semester it just does not seen to be enough. “I got to the point where I was partying a lot,” Larimore said. “I thought ‘I have to find out who the real Randi is,’ and if she parties a lot, then so be it.” This is not an unusual occurrence in the life of a college student. Many sometimes find themselves in the middle of a transition. Anything can trigger the change. A traumatic event to the normal everyday questioning and challenging of their beliefs can result in one of these shifts in concept of self. A new term is arising to describe the transition students like Larimore are going through, the quarter life crisis. Although the term is mainly being used in songs by pop artists like John Mayer, there might be something to the idea. People in their mid-twenties are beginning to question their life choices and feel that they have lost who they are. Dr. Cluff, a Western psychology professor, believes these students are going through a process called identity status. “The goal is identity achievement but college slows down the resolution,” Cluff said. “Once [the student] catches up it is better.” Although the term mid life crisis is fre- quently used in our society, Dr. Cluff said there was no literature about the quarter life crisis. However, there is literature on a subject that hits very close, an identity crisis. Erik Erikson, author of Identity: Youth and Crisis, writes, “The word ‘crisis’ no longer connotes impending catastrophe. It is now designating a necessary turning point, a crucial moment, when development must move one way or another. This proves applicable to many situations: a crisis in individual development or in the emergence of a new elite.” One of the factors that leads to the crisis of self that many students face is the sudden weight of having to deal with “adult” issues, such as student loans. “Student loans can make people nervous about their future,” Kristi Schulte, assistant director of housing and residential life, said. “It is true, having tens of thousands of dollars of debt right after graduation can be a bit daunting.” Another contributing factor is the fear of the impending graduation, or lack thereof, and the transition into the real world. Western alum Kristi Steger was more worried about not graduating than what happens after she graduates. “It was the fact that you have already been in school for four years,” Steger said. “All I could think was what happens if some minor glitch prevents me from graduating?’” As far as the after the graduation anxiety goes, Steger was relatively calm. “It was the next logical step, but I wasn’t necessarily afraid,” Steger said. “I mean, what else was I gonna do?” The best way to deal with the crisis is just to ride it out and let it led to the changes that have to happen. It’s perfectly normal. Female Roommate Wanted THE GIFTED COOK to share a spacious clean 2-bedroom, 1.5 baths with furniture provided. Five minute drive to campus. $206/month, plus half electricity. Available immediately. (816) 232-6899. is now serving Espresso Specialty Drinks 2229 N. Belt Hwy. (Belt & Beck: Woodlawn Shopping Ctr.) 816-232-6100 "Come by and enjoy your drink while you relax and visit with your friends." Hours: Mon.- Fri. 6:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. and Sat. 9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m. Show your MWSC student ID and get 10% off Espresso Specialty Drinks tuesday, october 28, 2003 •page 9 Not quite over the hump Western falls to Truman in straight games, continues string of ups and downs Carliss Holland Sports Writer The Western women’s volleyball team fell Saturday to nationally-ranked Truman State, making its record 5-8. Western’s struggles on offense and defense continued from its win against Northwest earlier in the week, losing in three games 30-19, 30-23, 30-25. “We were inconsistent, and I don’t think you can be inconsistent and beat a team like Truman,” Coach Cindy Brauck said. “We weren’t ourselves out there.” After winning the first two games 30-19 and 30-23, Truman continued in game three with the advantage and a lead of 17-8. Truman went on to win the match 30-17. Truman out-hit Western in all three games. “This is not the kind of game we were hoping for,” Brauck said. ”We were sloppy and we broke down as the rallies got longer.” Down 17-8 in the third game, Brauck called a timeout to encourage her team to relax and play. “ We know we can play better than that,” Hand said. “The heart wasn’t there tonight.” Brauck felt her team’s loss had nothing to do with Truman’s 11-1 MIAA record and being ranked nationally. “We were a little too up and down emotionally,” Brauck said. “There were things that we needed to do and we just didn’t do them. And then we got into a rut and Truman is that kind of team that really punishes you when you make bad decisions.” Western has felt its share of ups and downs. “It’s been a roller coaster,” Chiles said. “We have played excellent at times and we’ve played very poorly at times. We just need to even things out.” While Saturday’s play was disappointing to Brauck and the team, they hope to use this as a turning point. Warren Ingram/Photo Editor Missouri Western outside hitter Shelly Chiles (7) spikes the ball past a Truman State defender during Western’s three-game loss to the Bulldogs on Friday as Lindsay Fuller (2) and Therese Hand (8) look on. The Griffons beat Northwest Missouri State earlier in the week. Junior outside hitter Shelly Chiles had 12 kills and 12 digs in the loss while sophomore setter Therese Hand had 40 assist to her career high and nine digs. “Hopefully we can play better in our up coming game against Southern,” Chiles said. “It’s a big game.” Western lost 3-1 to Southern at their place earlier in the year. Western will host Southern on Oct. 29. “This is the biggest game of the year for us,” Chiles said. “Honestly we have to win this to go to conference. So basically when need to get J O B O PP O R TU N I T E S AVA I L A B L E Making a Difference in Someone’s Life! 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In the season so far Chiles has 269 kills and 358 digs in 84 matches with four regular season games left. “I haven’t been playing my best so tonight was very important for me,” Chiles said. “This game gave me a chance to get back on track and get my aggressiveness and confidence back, to do what I know I can do.” Chiles showed great aggressiveness in game one with seven kills and one block. Becky Brosnahan also stepped up with three kills and four blocks to help pave the way for Western as they struggled to win game one 30-28. With Western down 9-3 in game two and struggling on offense and defense, Chiles once again stepped up and attacked Northwest’s defense with four kills along with the help of Brosnahan and Lindsay Fuller’s great blocking, allowing Western to chip away at the Northwest lead. Chiles tied the game with a kill to make the game 16-16. Western took the lead after another slow start and held on to beat Northwest 3023. “We came out playing safe in the first two games but then we realized that we needed to be more aggressive in game three to beat this team,” Chiles said. And that’s what the Griffons did. They pulled together and took on a killer attitude taking an 18-8 lead. Northwest fought back, going on a 7 point run, but Chiles killed their dream stopping the run 21-15. With fire in their eyes and a little motivation, Western cruised on to a victory of 30-17 winning the match in three games for the second time this season. “Shelly did awesome, she’s definitely a player we go to for big plays,” Fuller said. Western had three players in double digit kills with Chiles leading the way with 14 kills and 14 digs, followed by 10 kills apiece from junior Brosnahan and freshman outside hitter Melissa Malone in the win. Hand led the team in assists with 39 and now has an average of 11.2 assists per game for the season. tuesday, october 28, 2003 • page 10 Cooper’s redemption Women’s golf takes 4th at final fall tourney Missouri Western’s women’s golf team took fourth place out of eight teams at the UMKC Kenneth Smith Golf Classic. The tournament was held at Ironhorse Golf Club in Leawood, Kansas. Western improved on the second day of the tournament, shooting a total of 345. That score was 4 shots better than Monday’s round of 349. Western was two shots ahead of Western Illinois University and 11 shots out of third place. Northern Colorado University won the tournament with a total score of 671. Lisa Cross lead the team by shooting 79 on the second day of the tournament, improving from her round of 84 on the first day. Taira Roth also improved from round one to round two, shooting 86 on the first and 78 on the second. Western resumes its 2003-2004 season in mid February. Western’s Thomas gets second MIAA Player of the Week honor Missouri Western’s defensive back Pierre Thomas received his second honor as MIAA Player of the Week, this time for defense. Thomas broke or tied six school records when he had three interceptions against Truman State University. Thomas’s three interceptions tied a single-game record for Western. With his second pick Thomas set the career mark at Western with 17 interceptions, passing Mitchell Mason’s record of 16. Thomas set the single season interception record with his third pick of the game. It was his ninth interception of the season, which he returned for a touchdown. Thomas had 129 yards on interception returns breaking the previous mark of 113 yards set by Shawn Miller in 1993. Thomas now holds the single season record for return yards, 294, and career return yards, 464. Benched quarterback comes into game, leads Western to big MIAA win Allen Conway Sports Writer During the course of the sea- board. Those were the first offenson, Michael Cooper has had his sive points of the day. critics. On Saturday against “I know there are people giving Northwest Missouri State, he me criticism about not being able hopes that he silenced them. to throw the ball,” Cooper said. “I With the score tied 24-24 at the hoped today I proved them end of regulation, the game went wrong.” to overtime. The Bearcats opened After a T.J. Barnett intercepup overtime play tion at the with a 25-yard beginning of field goal from the fourth C o r e y quarter adding Paetznick. to his first-half M i s s o u r i interception Western then I know there are people he returned took over at the for a touch25 yard line, down, Cooper giving me criticism and seconds led the team about not being able to on, arguably, later the game was over. Much most throw the ball. I hope their criticized quarimportant t e r b a c k , drive of the today I proved them Michael Cooper, game. scampered 25With 13 minwrong. yards into the utes left in the end zone. MICHAEL COOPER fourth quarter, The comeback WESTERN QUARTERBACK Cooper meticuwas complete lously moved and the Griffons the ball down won 30-27. the field. With Cooper, 13-16 the Griffons on for 135 yards, their own 45 not only silenced and facing a those critics, he also showed that third and 10, Cooper delivered a he’s not going away so easily after soft pass to Kevin Young for 16 losing his starting job to redshirt- yards. freshman Kyle Westerberg. Moments later, Young found “Kyle is a great quarterback the end zone on a 15-yard run, and had some pressure on him in putting Missouri Western down a the first half,” Cooper said. touchdown with just under six “Coach wanted to switch things minutes to play. up.” But Cooper wasn’t done yet. Switch things he did. After With less then two minutes to trailing at the half 24-7, Coach play, he worked his magic again. Jerry Partridge inserted Cooper Four passes in a row suddenly in the line up. had the Griffons in Bearcat terriOn the first drive of the half, a tory. With under a minute left, he mixture of Cooper, Derrick Pitts hit Erick Fields for 17 yards and and LaMont Theus runs helped a first down. the Griffons move 75 yards in 16 “He’s a clutch performer,” plays, putting three points on the Partridge said of Fields. “Been “ ” Warren Ingram/Photo Editor Western quarterback Michael Cooper (15) drops back to pass against Northwest Missouri State on Saturday at Spratt Stadium, while Joshua Jarvis (61) protects him. Cooper went 13-16 for 135 yards and added 77 yards on the ground. Cooper had been relegated to a back-up role, but was a key cog in Western’s 30-27 win. that way all year, and he’s going to keep making plays.” Partridge couldn’t have been anymore right, as on the next play, Cooper hit Fields again for a 23-yard touchdown. “I looked the safety off to the left,” said Cooper of the gametying score. “I knew there was a big hole, so I threw it up there.” But that only tied the score. There was still more work to be done by the Griffon offense, or just for Cooper. And Cooper delivered with his 25-yard scramble. “It feels great man,” Fields said. “I knew if we came out and played our game in the second half, we’d come back and win the game.” Derrick Pitts didn’t know what to say of the teams amazing comeback. “I’m speechless,” Pitts said. “These guys never gave up. We’ve been in these games too many times to give up now.” With the big play heroics of Cooper and Fields, the Griffons put themselves squarely where they want to be, tied for the lead in the MIAA with Pittsburg State (the Griffon opponent next week), Emporia State (beat the Griffons 16-13) and Central Missouri State (the Griffons beat 27-10). “We’re in the driver’s seat to be in the playoffs and conference champs,” Cooper said. continued from front: Overtime Win arnett recorded two interceptions and one touchdown. “I think we calmed down in the second half, the hype the whole week, the emotions,” Barnett said. “Right off the bat they score. We calmed down and decided to put it in the hands of the offense, and just play defense.” Play defense they did in the second half. The Griffon defense held the high-powered Bearcat offense to zero points in the second half. The first half was another story, as the Bearcats scored 16 seconds into the game. Josh Lamberson hit Adam Otte for a 71-yard touchdown pass on the first play of the game. “Desmond Polk and Chris Eads almost got it,” Partridge said. “It was kind of a shocker to our defense.” But the Griffons struck back. With the Bearcat offense pinned near its own end zone, the Griffons defense got a present from Bearcat receiver Andre Rector. A pass from Lamberson was bobbled and intercepted by Barnett; he scooted 8 yards into the end zone. “They threw it to Andre Rector, then Tony Gray hit him,” Barnett said. “The ball shot up in the air. I was in the right spot at the right time.” The Bearcats would muster two more touchdowns by Otte and Jamaica Rector to put them up 24-7 at halftime. Coming out of the half Partridge went to Cooper to change things up. Cooper responded on his first drive, chewing up eight minutes of clock and Tristan Blagg came on for a 21-yard field goal. Maybe the biggest play of the game occurred midway in the fourth quarter as a tipped pass by Curtis Wilson found its way into the hands of Barnett. Four minutes later, running back Kevin Young waltzed into the end zone on a 15-yard run. “We ran the play a couple times before,” running back Kevin Young Griffon team on what this victory meant. “This gives the offense more confidence, and were in the drivers’ seat right now to go the playoffs and be conference champions,” Cooper said. Now the magnitude of the game with Pittsburg State takes on a greater meaning; it may decide the MIAA race. “Keep clicking and stay focused,” Pitts said. “Play with the same intensity we played with in the second half of this game.” Warren Ingram/Photo Ediotr Western coach Jerry Partridge (center) celebrates with his team, including Chris Eads (47) after the Griffons defeated the Northwest Missouri State Bearcats 30-27 in overtime at Spratt Stadium on Saturday. Partridge owns a 2-5 record during his tenure at Western against the Bearcats said. “I saw the left side open up, and I just stayed with it. Once I’d seen the opening, I made the cut, and went into the end zone.” With running back Derrick Pitts struggling for yardage, he was happy to see his backfield partner get into the end zone. “Kevin Young picked me up, I was struggling a little bit,” Pitts said. Even with Young’s score, the Griffons still found themselves down by seven with little time remaining. Missouri Western forced a punt with under two minutes remaining, and with Michael Cooper under center, he hit four consecutive passes to three different receivers. His last three completions on the drive went to Fields, including the game tying 23-yard touchdown. That touchdown put the game into overtime, as Missouri Western deferred the coin toss. The Bearcats then grabbed a three point lead on their first overtime possession with a 25-yard Corey Paetznick field goal. The game was all over on the next play with Michael Coopers’ run. The sideline went into hysteria and fans rushed the field. After the game things were very clear to the Game Notes: There is now a fourway atop the MIAA with three games to play… coach Partridge is now 2-5 against the Bearcats in his career… Northwest leads the alltime series 13-10… Missouri Western out gained the Bearcats offensively 369-320 yards… Missouri Western recorded five sacks in the game… Pierre Thomas was the MIAA defensive player of the week for his three interceptions against Truman State…Michael Cooper was 13-16 for 135 yards and one touchdown… Cooper was also the Griffons leading rusher with 77 yards…Erick Fields had eight receptions for 87-yards and one touchdown… Bearcat receiver Adam Otte recorded two touchdowns… Missouri Western fumbled four times, losing two… The Griffons were only flagged for five penalties Up Next: Missouri Western plays at Pittsburg State at 2:00… Missouri Western lost last year’s game 13-10… The Gorillas defeated MSSU 49-0 on Saturday in Joplin, Mo.,… Coach Partridge is 2-4 against Pittsburg State… The Gorillas were ranked No. 4 in the Midwest Region rankings heading into this week… The Gorillas gained 571 total yards against MSSU… Pittsburg State is now 71 heading into next weeks game with the Griffons who are 6-2. Box Score Missouri Western 30, Northwest Missouri St. 27 At Spratt Stadium Northwest 10 14 0 0 3 -- 27 Western 7 0 3 14 6 --30 First Quarter NW — Otte 71 pass from Lamberson (Paetznick kick) MW — Barnet 15 interception return (Blagg kick NW – FG Paetznick 22 Second Quarter NW — J. Rector 2 run (Paetznick kick) NW — Otte 7 pass from Lamberson (Paetznick kick) Third Quarter MW — FG Blagg 21 Fourth Quarter MW — Young 15 run (Blagg kick) MW — Fields 23 pass from Cooper (Blagg kick) Overtime NW – FG Paetznick 25 MW – Cooper 25 run A—7,412. NW MWSC First downs 13 22 Rushes-yards 37-143 42-189 Passing 207 211 Comp-Att-Int 12-17-2 19-31-0 Return Yards 9 113 Punts-Avg. 5-37.0 5-36.6 Fumbles-Lost 1-0 4-2 Penalties-Yards 7-58 5-50 Time of Possession 43:34 31:26 INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS RUSHING— NW – Lamberson 19-79, Herring 12-46, J. Rector 2-15, Roberts 23, Fiech 1-0. MW– Cooper 7-77, Pitts 2360, Young 6-45, Theus 4-7, Westerberg 20. PASSING— NW – Lamberson 13-10-2196, Mandl 4-2-0-11. MW– Cooper 16-130-135, Westerberg 15-6-0-76. RECEIVING— NW – J. Rector 4-42, Otte 3-84, A. Rector 2-54, Findley 1-13, White 1-9, Roberts 1-5. MW – Fields 887, Schoonover 4-40, Noll 2-31, Brooks 219, Anita 2-18, Young 1-16 Records – Northwest 5-3, 4-2; Missouri Western 6-2, 5-1