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BEHOLD _
MY GR EATES T
CREATION! GR IZ ZL ED
YET GR OOVY! THE FACE
SAYS ‘ STON E’ BUT THE
CLOTHES CRY ‘S PONGE ’!
THE CHI N IS I N,
DARLINGS!
LAD IES
AND G ENTLE MEN !
FOR T OO LONG HAS
THE LAW BEEN HELD
IN THE NIG HTM ARI SH
CHA INS OF BAD
T AIL OR IN G!
LUMPY
OLD EAG LES AND
STUFFY PAD S! CLOTHING
TECHNOLOGY STRAIGHT
OUT OF THE MI DD LE
AG ES! WELL, N O
M ORE !
MAY \
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WHO’S
THIS CLOWN
AGAIN?
FABIAN
D ’A MOU R, CHIEF
JUDGE _ MEGA-CITY’S
TOP FASHION
DESIGNER.
HE, AH,
TENDERED THE
LOWEST
BID.
SO WOW _
SO NOW! AND IT’S
NOT JUST SL EEKER
AND SEX IER , DEAR
HEARTS _ IT T HINK S!
THE WORLD’S FIRST
NAN O-SE NTIE NT
C OUTU RE !
THE IN-BUILT
COMPUTER
USES REA L HUM AN
BRA IN PA TTERN S
TO INCREASE R EACTI ON
TIM E, MONITOR AR REST
R ATE _ EVEN MOVE
AND WALK U NAI DED
FOR SHORT
PERIODS!
AL
EWING
DAVID
ROACH
CHRIS
BLYTHE
ANNIE
PARKHOUSE
BASED ON AN IDEA BY
BRENDAN McCARTHY
SCRIPT
COLOURS
COLOURS
AND NOW
YOU CAN KEEP
AN EYE ON THE CITY
TWENTY -F OU R SEV EN
WITH THE NEW HELM ET
C AMER A! WATCH
THE S CREEN , MY
LOVES!
THIS IS
THE FABULOUS
F UTU RE OF LAW
ENFORCEMENT
_ J UD GE
PL US !
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H-HE
DOD GED THE
BU LLET _
AAAH H!
TRAJECTORY
PREDICTION SOFTWARE
IS ONLINE, JUDGE
DREDD.
FINGERTIP
SCANNERS DETECT
TRACES OF REFINED
SUGAR ON HIS
HIDEOUS
JACKET!
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IT’S BEEN
TWENTY YEAR S SINCE
THAT PAYROLL ROBBERY! \
CHANGED MY F ACE _ MY
V OICE! HOW’D YOU
F IND ME?
AIN’T
NO CALL FOR
PER SON AL
REM AR KS ,
JUDGEY!
LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT
SIDE, DARLING -- BY
THE TIME YOU GET OUT,
THAT AWFUL TIE WILL
PROBABLY BE
BACK IN
STYLE!
SHUT IT,
MEATBALL!
THE
PER SONA LI TY
NEEDS SOME
WORK.
ISN’T THIS
SO DELICIOUSLY
THRILLING? YOU AND
ME -- THE IRON FIST AMD
THE VELVET GLOVE!
BRINGING STYLISH
JUSTICE TO THE
TASTE-CHALLENGED
HORDES!
TOGETHER,
WE’RE GOING TO BE
THE HOTTEST THING
IN THE WHOLE
MEGA-CITY!
OH PLEASE!
THAT FACE CHANGE
MUST HAVE BEEN EVEN
CHEAPER THAN YOUR
GROTESQUE SHOES! MY
DATABASE PICKED
YOU OUT IN A
FLASH!
YEAH, TELL US
ABOUT IT. TURNS
OUT D’AMOUR
USED HIS OW N
BRA IN AS THE
TEMPLATE _
LOOKS LIKE WE
COULD HAVE A
W IN NER , DREDD.
WHAT’S THE
VERDICT ON
YOUR END?
JUDGE
DREDD! OVER
THERE!
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LOOK AT HIM!
THAT OVERJACKET -- THOSE
ATROCIOUS KNEEPADS!
THE MAN’S A FASHION
HOLOCAUST!
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ANY REASON TO
SUSPECT CRI M INA L
INTEN T?
NOT
ENOUGH TO GO
ON _ DR OK K !
MY ARM !
PIFFLE!
AS FAR AS I CAN
SEE, CRIME IS COMMITTED
BY PEOPLE WITH DREADFUL
FASHION SENSE -- THEREFORE
ALL DREADFUL FASHION
SENSE IS A
CRIME!
STAND
DOWN , DAMN
IT!
WELL, NO -BUT DRESSED LIKE THAT
HE SIMPLY MUST BE GUILTY OF
SOMETHING! FOR GRUD’S SAKE,
CYMBALS DON’T CLASH
LIKE THAT!
THIS
IS A PR ORI TY
ORD ER FROM A
SEN IOR J UD GE!
S TAN D DOWN AN D
D EACTI VA TE!
NOW!
BUT HE’S
- BZZZT! - GETTING
AWAY! H-HE’S GOING
TO MAKE PEOPLE
LOOK AT HIM!
KRZZZ!
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THE SCREEN’S
GOING CRAZY _ THE SUIT’S
HAVING AN ELECTRONIC T EMPER
TA NTR UM ! IT’S BURNING OUT
ITS OBEDIENCE
BANKS!
KRRZZZZTT!
YOU -- YOU UTTER,
UTTER BITCH! I REFUSE
TO BE WORN BY A FASCIST
PHILISTINE WHO PRIZES HIS
PETTY LAWS OVER STYLE,
BEAUTY AND
DESIRE!
DROKK!
YOU
BETRAYED ME,
YOU FILTHY WHORE!
AND WORSE -YOU BETRAYED
FASHION
ITSELF!
YOU’RE
UGLY AND I HATE
YOU, DREDD! FROM
NOW ON I’LL ENFORCE
MY OWN LAW -- THE
LAW OF THE
CATWALK!
THE CRIME
IS IRREDEEMABLE
VULGARITY -- AND THE
SENTENCE WILL BE
DEATH!
STOMM!
IT’S GETTING
AWAY _
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YO U!
THE
DAMNED THING’S
BLOCKING OUR CAMERA
FEED! CLEAR THAT
SIGNAL AND TRACK
IT!
I’M
COMMANDEERING
THOSE PA NTS ,
CITIZEN _ STR IP IN
THE NA ME OF
THE LAW!
THE
SUIT CAN ONLY
STAND UNDER ITS OWN
POWER FOR TWENTY
M IN UTES , CHIEF
JUDGE _
‘IT’S CARRYING A PR OTOTYPE
LAWGI VER FOU R, GLENN _ IT
COULD KILL A THOUS AND
P EOP LE IN THAT TIME! WE
NEED TO CONTAIN THIS NOW !’
D RED D
TO CON TROL _
AM ENROUTE TO
ROD RI GU EZ PLA ZA !
THAT’S WHERE IT’S
HEADED!
I’M
NO BIG-SHOT
D ESI GNER , CHIEF
JUDGE _
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_ BUT \
KNOW A FA SHION
D ISA STER WHEN \
SEE ONE.
YOU KNOW
SOMETHING
WE D ON’T ,
DREDD?
GAAH!
A SMORGASBORD
OF SARTORIAL SQUALOR!
JUSTICE MUST BE
DONE!
SPOTS
MIXED WITH STRIPES?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
SENTENCE, STYLE
TRAITOR!
FLUORESCENT
LATEX? THAT’S SO LAST
SEASON, IT’S THE SEASON
BEFORE! STYLEGIVER TO
RAPID FIRE!
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TO BACK-UP,
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IT’S
GOING TO K ILL
CRA ZY , CONTROL _
GOTTA GO IN
N OW!
YOU IN
THE BOW TIE!
YOU CAN’T RUN
AWAY, THE DISEASE
IS INSIDE
YOU!
WAIT -OVER THERE!
THAT’S NO ORDINARY
FASHION
NIGHTMARE!
THAT’S --
JUDGE
DREDD!
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IT’S
SPOTTED
HIM!
I’M A J UD GE ,
HERSHEY _
GET TO
COVER, DREDD!
THAT’S AN
ORD ER! YOU’RE
U NAR MED !
Sa
HOY!
_ I’M NEVER
UNARMED!
I’VE GOT A
SPECIAL MAKEOVER
READY FOR YOU, DREDD!
I’M GOING TO BURN
YOU LIKE CHEAP
POLYESTER!
STYLEGIVER TO
INCENDIARY!
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MY F-FABRIC...
CAN’T FEEL... MY
FABRIC...
EN JOY IT,
CREEP.
NOW
YOU REALLY
ARE THE HOTTEST
THING IN
MEGA-CITY
ONE.
AAAAHHHHH!
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THIS IS AN OUTR AGE !
DREDD ANN IHI LATES MY
MASTERPIECE _ AND \ GO
TO THE CUBES? ‘CRIMINAL
NEGLIGENCE’ I ND EED!
MAY GRUD FORGIVE
YOU, FOR \ NEVER
SHAL L!
RELAX,
D’AMOUR _ \ HEAR
CUBE ORAN GE IS
REAL BIG THIS
SEASON.
SO MUCH FOR JU DGE
P LUS , DREDD _ UNTIL WE
CAN GET THE A. \. WORKING,
SMART UNIFORMS ARE
JUST TOO D AN GEROU S
TO USE.
_ IT’S NOT
THE CLOTHES
THAT MAKE
THE MAN!
THE
\ HATE
TO SAY \ TOLD
YOU S O, CHIEF
JUDGE, BUT WHEN IT
COMES TO THE
LAW IN THIS
CITY _
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PLOUGHS NOW
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THESE ARE MEN WITH
NOTHING TO LOSE AND
EVERYTHING TO GAIN IN THE
SERVICE OF THEIR LEADER...
KILLER FORTUNE
JASPRE
BARK
TIERNEN
TREVALLION
ELLIE DE
VILLE
SARKANDIA, THE
RICHEST CITY IN
THE HISTORY OF
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... GILGAMAINE, WHO RELEASED
THEM FROM SLAVERY AND
TURNED THEM INTO THE MOST
FEARED ARMY ON THE PLANET.
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TOMORROW
WE WILL MARCH
UNCHALLENGED
THROUGH ITS STREETS
AND ITS RULER
KALISH WILL GROVEL
IN ASHES AT MY
FEET.
YOU SEEM VERY
SURE, GREAT
LEADER. IT IS SAID
THAT SARKANDIA’S
DEFENCES CANNOT
BE BREACHED.
\ HAVE MADE A
MAGICAL BARGAIN
TO ENSURE OUR
VICTORY...