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adj. 1. Physically or mentally disabled, awestruck, dumbfounded,
incapacitated, and/or generally hind-ered while in the
company of a blonde. 2. To be completely captivated,
infatuated or entranced after making eye contact with a
blonde. 3. Having a predisposed weakness with regard to
a blonde's appearance, attributes and/or charm(s). 4. The
inability to say "no" to a blonde's request(s). 5. An
overwhelming affinity, attraction, fascination, and/or
preoccupation with blondes: BLONDE WORSHIP.
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