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1 Taunton (Wilton) Scout Group
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CONTENTS
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Contents
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Alice the Cmael
3
The Battered Elm Tree
4
Bingo, Little Paddy Beaver
5
A Boom
6
The Little Green Frog
7
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
8
I like the flowers / THE WORTHINGTON SONG!
9
Ilkley Moor
10 John Brown’s Baby
11 The Muffin Man
12 Pizza Hut
13 Singing in the Rain / The Trapper’s Song / Ego Sum Pauper
14 Sunshine Mountain / The Grand Old Duke of York
15 The 1000 Legged Worm
16 I’VE GOT TWO LEGS
17 My Bonnie Lives Over the Ocean
18 Scout Vesper / Cum By Ya
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Alice the Camel
1.
Alice the camel has 10 humps
Alice the camel has 10 humps
Alice the camel has 10 humps
So go Alice go.
2.
Alice the camel has 9 humps
Alice the camel has 9 humps
Alice the camel has 9 humps
So go Alice go
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11.
Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
‘Cos Alice is a horse!
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The Battered Elm Tree
From out the battered elm tree
the cuckoos voice I hear
And from the distant forest
the owl answers clear
Cuckoo, cuckoo,
Tu-whit tu-whit tu-whoo
Cuckoo, cuckoo,
Tu-whit tu-whit tu-whoo
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BINGO
There was a man who had a dog
And Bingo was his name-oh
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his nameOh.
Little Paddy Beaver
Little Paddy Beaver had a fly upon his nose
Little Paddy Beaver had a fly upon his nose
Little Paddy Beaver had a fly upon his nose
So he flicked it and it flew away.
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A Boom
I said a Boom
I said a Boom
I said a boom a chicka boom
I said a boom a chicka boom
I said a boom a chicka rocka chicka rocka
chicka
boom
I said a boom a chicka rocka chicka
rocka chicka boom
Alright
Alright
OK
OK
We’ll sing it again
We’ll sing it again
Only quieter
Only quieter
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The Little Green Frog
Mm-Nn went the little green frog one day
Mm-Nn went the little green frog,
Mm-Nn went the little freen frog one day
The little green frog went Mm-Nn HEY!
But we all know frogs go la de da de da
la de da de da
la de da de da
We all know frogs go la de da de da
They don’t go Mm-Nn HEY!
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Always Look on the Bright
Side of Life
1.
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear & curse
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t worry give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best
And
always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life
2.
If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just pierce your lips and whistle that’s the thing
And
always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life
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3.
For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtains with a bang
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it its your last chance anyhow
So
always look on the bright side of death
just before you draw your terminal breath
4.
Life’s a load of spit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke it’s true
You’ll see its all a show
Keep them laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And
always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life
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I Like the Flowers
I like the flowers, I like the daffodils
I like the mountains, I like the rolling hills
I like the fireside when the lights are low
dum dee dar dee, dum dee dar dee
dum dee dar dee, dum dee dar dee
Worthingtons Song
I hate this army, it makes my feet go flat
I must be barmy to wear this silly hat
Only a load of wallies would want to fight
Napolean
a boom dee ay (x4)
My feet are hurting, I want a Wothington!
We’re all deserting, we want
a Worthington!
Only a pint of Worthington,
a pint of Worthington
a boom dee ay (x4)
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On Ilkley Moor Bah’t ‘at
1.
Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
[I saw thee]
Where has thou been since I saw thee?
[without thy trousers on]
On Ilkley Moor bah’t ‘at
On Ilkley Moor bah’t ‘at
On Ilkley Moor bah’t ‘at
[where the ducks play football]
2.
Thous’t bin a courtin’ Mary-Jane
On Ilkley Moor bah’t ‘at
Thou’st bin a courtin’ Mary-Jane
Thou’st bin a courtin’ Mary-Jane
3.
Thar’s goin’t catch thy death o cold
4.
Then we shal ‘ave to bury thee
5.
Then worms’ll come an eat thee up
6.
Then ducks’ll come an’ eat up worms
7.
Then we shall come an’ eat up ducks
8.
Then we shall all ‘ave eaten thee
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John Brown’s Baby
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
And they rubbed him with camphorated oil.
Camphor camphor camphorated
Camphor camphor camphorated
Camphor camphor camphorated
And they
rubbed him
with camphorated oil.
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The Muffin Man
Do you know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man
Do you know the muffin man
show lives down Drury lane?
Yes I know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man
Yes I know the muffin man
who lives down Drury lane.
We will find the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man
We will find the muffin man
who lives down Drury lane.
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Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky fried chicken
And a Pizza Hut,
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky fried chicken
And a Pizza Hut,
Macdonalds, Macdonalds
Kentucky fried chicken
And a Pizza Hut
Macdonalds, Macdonalds
Kentucky fried chicken
And a Pizza Hut.
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Singing in the Rain
I’m singing in the rain
I’m singing in the rain
What a glorius feeling,
I’m ha-ha-happy again.
The Trapper’s Song
Hi ho everywhere I go,
Fod and drink nor money have I none
Still I will be Haaaaapy.
Ego Sum Pauper
Ego sum pauper
Nihil habeo
Omnia dabo
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Sunshine Mountain
We’re going up Sunshine Mountain
where the four winds blow
We’re going up Sunshine Mountain
faces all aglow
Turn, turn around on Sunshine Mountain
hold your head up high
We’re going up Sunshine Mountain
You & I, You & I
The grand Old Duke of York
Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.
When they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up
They wee neither up nor down!
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THE 1000 LEGGED WORM
Can you tell me please?
Said the thousand legged worm,
Have you seen this other leg of mine?
If it can’t be found
I shall have to hop around
On the other nine hundred and ninety nine
Ninety-nine, ninety-nine
On the other nine hundred and ninety-nine
If it can’t be found
I shall have to hop around
On the other nine hundred and ninety-nine.
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I’ve got 2 legs
I’ve got two legs
from my hips to the ground
And, when I move them
they walk around
And when I lift them
they climb the stairs
And when I shave them
they aint got hairs
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My Bonnie Lies Over the
Ocean
My bonnie lies over the ocean
My bonnie lies over the sea
My bonnie lies over the ocean
Oh, bring back my bonnie to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back my bonnie to me, to me.
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back my bonnie to me.
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Scout Vesper
Softly falls the light of day
As our campfire fades away
Silently each scout should ask
“have I done my daily task ?
Have I kept my honour bringht ?
Can I guiltless sleep tonight ?
Have I done and have I dared
In everything to be prepared ?”
Cum By Ya
1.
Cum by ya, my Lord, cum by ya
[x3]
Oh Lord, cum by ya
2.
Someones’s crying Lord, cum by ya
3.
Someone’s praying Lord, cum by ya
4.
Someone’s singin Lord, cum by ya
5.
Someone’s laughing Lord, cum by ya
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