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The Official Weekly Magazine of NAKID
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The Weekly Brew
Winter 2010 - Week 2
W
eek 1 was nuts, which everyone
expects, but you all stepped it up
a notch for week 2! The games are going
well, and the bar scene is just what NAKID
wants to see: drinking, flipping and bad
decisions! The move to The Exchange has
gone well for everyone (we hope), because
we can play all the flip cup we want and
take over the entire bar. They’re a great bar
with some great people, so be sure to thank
them profusely with beer orders and tips!
NAKID has some great events coming
up in the next several weeks that you won’t
want to miss. Check out the calendar, and
go to the Meetup site to RSVP. Which
Departments
reminds me: sign up for the Meetup site!
If you haven’t, you’ll miss out on all the
announcments, and won’t be able to RSVP
for the events that have limited numbers,
like the Boomerang Bus to Annapolis on
Feb. 20!
The big midseason party is just a couple
of weeks away. We’ll have free beer, jello
shots and great prizes in the
raffle. Email nakid2009@
gmail.com with theme
ideas! We’re always looking
for ideas from you guys,
because we are here to
make you happy!
9 The Magic Eight Ball
See
how your team ranks when it
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comes to Flip Cup.
Ask NAKID
Every week
we answer your questions about
Kickball, Flip Cup, and all
things NAKID.
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Events
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NAKID Calendar
See what
NAKID has in store for you for
Lush of the Week
Game Recaps
the next few weeks.
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Free beer and jello shots!!
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I Don’t Remember Saying
That!
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NAKID Midseason Party!
Boomerang to Annapolis!
Board the bus for beer and fun
times!
January 25, 2010 • 1
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ASKNAKID
Each week we will provide the answers to
your most burning questions. Best one of the
week wins a free pitcher of beer. Please send
questions to [email protected].
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Winter 2010 - Week 2
pictures and doing interviews,
and will have the bus passes
and bandannas for you. She’s
a bit of a social butterfly so
tracking her down can be tricky,
but, much like a leprechaun,
the reward of finding her is well
worth it. Just don’t expect her to
grant you three wishes.
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A question submitted by a NAKID!
I hear that people who
ref get free beer. That’s
great. Other than reffing,
how do I get more involved so
I get free beer?
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NAKID loves it when its
members volunteer to help out
with the league! We’re always
looking for fun people to help out
at events, ref games, assist the
Brewers or just pitch in when a
volunteer is requested. NAKID
needs help at movie screenings
(handing out passes), parties
(checking in NAKIDs and friends
and decorating), Boomerang
Bus trips (wrangling the drunks),
and at our miscellaneous social
events, like the tailgates at RFK.
The Brew, while omniscient, is
not omnipresent, so it needs
reporters to record the drunken
antics each night at the bar, such
as who was LOTW worthy, who
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was sucking at flip cup, or who did
a lap dance at MBP.
Usually helping out NAKID is
rewarded with free beer either at
the bars or at the event. Email
[email protected] if you’d
like to help with social events or
reffing, or email weeklybrew@
gmail.com to help out with the
Brew.
Another way to get free beer,
though significantly less helpful,
is to stand around people with
pitchers. Those things get heavy,
and they’re always looking to
lighten the load. Just avoid getting
a rep as a mooch!
I won LOTW and hear that
I get a Boomerang Bus
pass and a bandanna.
How do I get my prizes?
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Find the Brewer, Danielle! She
wanders from bar to bar taking
I’ve heard rumors about
a NAKID message board.
What’s that about?
The NAKID message board exists
as a place where all NAKIDs can
discuss ideas for the league,
remind each other what happened
last night, debate calls on the
field, or make announcements
about things like parties and
fundraisers. It’s also a fantastic
way to waste a bit of your work
day! Go to www.playnakid.com,
click on the Message Board link,
sign up for an account (it’s free)
and start discussing all things
NAKID!!
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Is it really time to sign
up for Spring already?
Yup! Registration for the
Spring season starts Monday,
Jan. 25, and it’s dirt cheap for a
limited time only! So contact your
captain to find out what team
you should join, or let fate decide
and sign up for “Any Team That
Needs Me.” We’ll have all the
normal fun NAKID activities,
plus some special new events
for which we’re teaming up with
other great groups!
January 25, 2010 • 2
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Winter 2010 - Week 2
NAKID EVENTS
SUN
MON
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TUE
25
WED
26
THU
27
Week 3
Games
FRI
28
Week 3
Games
31
February 1
Week 4
Games
2
3
SAT
29
30
5
6
Caps game
watch at 51st
State!!
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Week 4
Games
NAKID Movie
Night: District
13: Ultimatum
NAKID
Midseason
Party! Free
beer!!
Brewer
Danielle’s
Birthday!
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8
Week 5
Games
9
10
NAKID Movie
Night: The
Wolfman
11
12
13
18
19
20
Week 5
Games
Superbowl
Sunday!
14
Week 6
Games
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16
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Hump Day!
Week 6
Games
Boomerang
to Annapolis!
Hop on the
bus with some
beer and good
friends!
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Jim, Morally Casual (Sunday)
It started with pitcher races, and ended wtih public
urination on a national treasure and videos of
drunken conversations with cabbies and some other
words that were unintelligible but we’re pretty sure
were about his sexual preferences. Way to start off
the week, Jim!
Lacy, Morally Casual (Sunday)
Lacy was Jim’s partner in crime, and was there to
document both their shenanigans. She asked Joe V.
to be her vagina gargoyle, went pitcher-for-pitcher
with Jim, then wandered the mall looking for a cab
and her dignity. Congrats, Lacy!
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Winter 2010 - Week 2
Congratulations, Jim, Lacy, Erin and Matt!
This season LOTWs not only get the NAKID
Lush bandana to proudly wear during games,
at the bar, or whenever else they want, they
also win two passes on the Boomerang Bus!
Disappointed you didn’t get a Boomerang
pass? Well, every NAKID gets 20 percent off
any Boomerang Bus trip. You will need the
promo code, so please contact the Weekly
Brew at [email protected] for that.
Check out the Boomerang and its trips at
www.ridetheboomerang.com.
Please don’t get alcohol poisoning trying
to win LOTW. The Brewers would like to
encourage you to drink responsibly!
Erin, Xtacles (Thursday)
The nomination from her captain: “Erin clearly
won for being the drunk bday girl. She got to the
pregame bar early and by the time the games came
she was trashed. Then at the bar after the game
many flipcup games were had and she started
making out with a girl. After [redacted to protect the
not at all innocent] she could barely make sentences
so it was time to go home.
Also, somewhere in there she gave a shout out
to the orange team vs the white team (russian
earmuffs) dance off at the end of the night.”
Matt, Drinking You Pretty
(Thursday)
The nomination: “Matt (brew whore) of DYP started
drinking at a friend’s place before the game then
immediately started playing flipcup at the Exchange.
He couldn’t wait to play so much that he played
outside while freezing. He didn’t stop till the end of
the night where he proceeded to dance all over the
place and make out with the token gay guy in NAKID,
Ben.”
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January 25, 2010 • 5
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Winter 2010 - Week 2
NAKID Indoor Midseason Party!
Free beer, jello shots and awesome prizes!
Saturday, Feb. 6, 7 p.m.
The details such as theme and venue are still being worked out, but
the important elements are in place: Free beer, jello shots, and amazing
raffle prizes. With this group, the party is sure to be unforgettable. RSVP
on the Meetup site so we know how many to expect!
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January 25, 2010 • 6
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Winter 2010 - Week 2
Boomerang to Annapolis!
Lots of beer, a change of scenery, and beer!
Saturday, Feb. 20, 11 a.m.
LEEEETTTT’S board the Boomerang for stripper poles, music, flip cup, beer, and fun and head out
to Annapolis. We will depart promptly from My Brother’s Place (237 2nd St NW) at 11:00am and head
out for all day fun in Annapolis. For those who have not been to Annapolis before, it is a cute little
town with lots of shops, the Naval Academy, and a fair share of bars. We will have Boomerang specials
at some of these bars. We will also be contacting our regular flip cup bar to let them know we are
coming.
For those who have not been on the Boomerang before - oh man. We board, we drink, we dance,
we sing, we flip the cups. It is a great time and a really fun day. We will return to DC by 6:30.
Please note, due to people backing out we now have to charge for these trips. $10 for NAKIDs, $20
for guests. You must pay before you RSVP!
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January 25, 2010 • 7
Game
The Weekly Brew
RECAPS
Winter 2010 - Week 2
Week 2 saw some
fun games and even
crazier games at the
bar. Here are the
scores:
Sunday
CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!! wasn’t enough to keep
For the Love from taking them down, 17–12, while
Alcoballics fell to the Terribly Sexies, 22–18. Paratroop
ran all over Chaos in a Box, 33–12, and DMGs took
down the Never Nudes, 28–14.
In the late games, Mouthbreathin’ Motorboatin’
Mofos defeated the P-town Ballas, 24–13, and Suck
my Kick bent over for Deceptacles, losing 36–1.
Trainwreck, Party of 20 lost a close one (for Indoor)
to Stumbling Home Headfirst, 18–12, and Morally
Casual defeated Alcoholkicks, 17–7.
Sunday
Alcoballics v. The Never Nudes
DMGs v. The Terribly Sexies
CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!! v. Chaos in a Box
Paratroop v. For the Love
Morally Casual v. Trainwreck, Party of 20
Stumbling Home Headfirst v. Alcoholkicks
MMMofo's v. Deceptacles
Suck My Kick v. P-town Ballas
Thursday
Spitzer Swallows v. Kickin Balls and Takin Names
Legen...wait for it...Dary v. Jolly Blue Balls
Drinking You Pretty v. V=(4/3)πr3
Looking To Score v. Xtacles
Where My Pitches At v. Boobie Brigade
Bacon Boner v. Kick In a Box
In Balls We Trust v. We Scored Last Night
The Russian Earmuffs v. Ro Sham Bo
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Thursday
Spitzer Swallows won a close one against V=(4/3)
πr , 15–12, and Looking to Score took down Legen...
wait for it...dary, 20–14. Jolly Blue Balls was so close
to a win they could taste it, but fell to the Xtacles 13–12,
while Drinking You Pretty had a huge margin of victory
against Kickin’ Balls and Takin’ Names, winning
17–2.
Where My Pitches At scored more than We Scored
Last Night, winning 21–7, while Bacon Boners had
a less comfortable cushion in their win over Ro Sham
Bo, 12–11. Finally, In Balls We Trust fell to Boobie
Brigade, 13–5, and Russian Earmuffs beat up on Kick
in a Box, 18–8.
Keep up the shenanigans at the bar, we love to
see everyone have a great time! Here are next week’s
schedules:
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2:30 PM
2:30 PM
3:15 PM
3:15 PM
4:00 PM
4:00 PM
4:45 PM
4:45 PM
6:30 PM
6:30 PM
7:15 PM
7:15 PM
8:00 PM
8:00 PM
8:45 PM
8:45 PM
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The Magic 8-Ball is back! Who’s on top? Who’s on the
bottom? Who really needs to practice? And who needs
to be taken down a few pegs? The 8-Ball was happy to
see everyone playing flip cup and lots of challenges going
on—keep it up!
This week the 8-Ball is answering the most basic question:
Is my team good at flip cup?:
Sunday
I want a Spanish
woman to feed me ribs
while riding me.
Jim, Morally Casual
Brett Favre will never
go away. He’s like
herpes.
Unknown
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1. Morally Casual – “You’re dead inside.” From beer!
2. Stumbling Home Headfirst – “Yes!” Blanket approval!
3. MMM – “Outlook good.” Keep it up!
4. DMGs – “Outlook good.” I guess so!
5. The Terribly Sexies – “Sure, it’ll only destroy your life a
little bit.” Sense of impending doom...
6. Suck My Kick – “You’re dead inside.” So you can drink
as much as you want!
7. Alcoballics – “Just kill yourself.” Sounds like a no.
8. Never Nudes – “Maybe.” Work on your skills!
9. Chaos in a Box – “Your mother’s a whore.” Not really
relevant, but I’d say that’s a good answer.
10. Deceptacles – “Maybe.” Get the whole team up to
standards.
11. For the Love – “Jesus would.” Ok, this makes little
sense.
12. P-Town Ballas – “Bring me a beer and I’ll think about
it.” Beer me.
13. CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!! – “Pay me first.” The
8-Ball takes bribes.
14. Trainwreck, Party of 20 – “Dave Whalen would.” Yes,
he would.
15. Alcoholkicks – “Defnitely not.” Get on the tables!
16. Paratroop – “Definitely not.” Ouch. Practice!
I got punched in
the vagina by John
Bennett.
Lacy, Morally Casual
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Winter 2010 - Week 2
Thursday
1. Russian Earmuffs – “Yes!” C’mon, a team from a
crappy league on top? Get in gear, guys!
2. We Scored Last Night – “Pay me first.” Bribes help.
3. Drinking You Pretty – “Your mother’s a whore.” What’d
you do to piss off the 8-Ball?
4. Spitzer Swallows – “You’re dead inside.” Like strippers.
5. Where My Pitches At – “If you’e asking an 8-Ball,
you have bigger problems.” Indeed.
6. Kick in a Box – “Yes!” Good endorsement.
7. In Balls We Trust – “Outlook good.” But not etched
in stone.
8. Boobie Brigade – “Jesus would.” It’s a boobie brigade,
everyone would.
9. V=(4/3)πr3 – “Dave Whalen would.” There’s not much
he wouldn’t.
10. Ro Sham Bo – “Sure, it’ll only destroy your life a
little bit.” Sounds like flip cup is a good thing.
11. Kickin’ Balls and Takin’ Names – “Bring me a beer
and I’ll think about it.” . . . Still waiting on that beer.
12. Jolly Blue Balls – “Sure, it’ll only destroy your life a
little bit.” I like those odds.
13. Looking to Score – “Ask later.” Play in the
meantime.
14. Bacon Boners – “Maybe.” If you play your cards
right.
15. Xtacles – “Outlook good.” As long as you’re not too
drunk to play!
16. Legen...wait for it...dary – “Just kill yourself.” Yikes.
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