Singapore Sling in Waverton

Larrikin Hotline 0402 904 550
Larrikin Website
Mismanagement
GM
Tripod
Alan Skinner
9427 9358
0415 632 715
RA
Rocky
Brett McDowall
9954 3203
0414 599 622
Hash Cash
Frankly
Fiona Hill
9380 6980
0425 211 766
TM
Singapore Sling
Steve Gillespie
8456 7627
0403 889 466
Social Sex
Berocca
Lani McDowall
9954 3203
0411 100 896
Scribe
GIGO
Hugh Comins
9747 6541
0405 822 914
Bucket Master
Laundromat
Peter Feehan
9413 4256
0402 904 550
This Week's Run
Date
17/11/15
Run No.
1947
Hare
Double Pay
Lyne Park,
Start
New South Head Rd,
Rose Bay
Club Rose Bay,
On On
Vickery Ave,
Rose Bay
Google Map
Link to Map
Receding Hareline – refer to Singapore Sling for more details
Run #1948
Run #1949
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05/01/16
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Gigo
Chimney
Pretzel
Inher et al.
Frankly
Platapussy
Little Hun
Rocky
Mongrel
Other Sydney Hashes
Sydney Harriettes - Wednesdays 6:30pm
Click here to link to their website
Hotline: 0425 281311
Sydney Full Moon H3 - Monthly, Sunday 4:30pm
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Hotline: 0411 222 542
Bushrangers H3 - Mondays 6:30pm
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Hotline: 0408 289562
Sydney H3 (Posh) - Mondays 6:30pm
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Botany Bay H3 (Convicts) - Mondays 6:30pm
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Hotline: 9523 5632 Holeproof
Thirsty H3 - Thursdays 6:30pm
Click here to link to their website
Hotline: 0411 222542 Coming Anyway
North Shore Wanderers H3 - Mondays 6:30pm
Click here to link to their website
Hotline: 0418 276808
Northern Beaches H3 (Running Sharks) - Monthly, 1st
Sunday
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Sydney Bike Hash - Monthly Sunday
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Hotline: 0411 222542
Want to submit a run description?
Deadline for 3rd party literary masterpieces (print-ready):
Sunday 10AM
KAFFIR REPORT-MELBOURNE CUP LUNCH.
Arrived at North Sydney Waverton Club about 11:30am-was first there.ROCKY
and BEROCCA were next on the scene. BEROCCA was beautifully dressedExotic,Elegant,Electrifying. ROCKY also well dressed-shE-and ROCKY- ''..had it
all, just like Bogey and Bacall,down in Key Largo..''.
Champagne started to flow-as did the HHH team. Had a long chat with ANDREW
who told me he went to school and University with ROCKY-interesting history.
LUNCH.
Started at 12:45 PM=on the dot. BEROCCA was running a tight ship.At my table
wereA.SALT PETER-with black hat and shirt-has shaved his beard.
B.LE COQ SPORTIF-again I had to refer to my french dictionary to understand
him-after a few beers I started to talk French-and Swahili etc.
C.VENERABLE-jazzy shirt.
D.PRETZEL-showing off his legs with smart shorts.
E.LAUNDRO-eating for 1st time at HHH lunch.
F.GRANGE-drinking RED wine--naturally!
G.FETCHIT-nice black coat.
H.INTERSEXUAL-in disguise with beard and hat.
Food was nice-as was the service.As I am a food expert I am in a strong
position to make these comments.! [Do I hear giggling in the background?].
CALCUTTA.
OUTA was in charge.-with assistance from AFTERBIRTH. Took the bets-some
quite large. I had a 5 buck Sweep ticket- in -Pride of Penzance.=WON=70
BUCKS!!! There is an old saying- '' There is no such thing as a FREE LUNCH''.
BULLSHIT!! I paid 70 bucks for lunch-then-got the 70 bucks back!!
AMANDA FUCHS and MISTLETOE-won 800 BUCKS- backed a 100 to 1 horseunbelievable!!
BEST DRESSED AWARDS.
1.FEMALE-POQ-VERY SMART.
2.MALE-MOTHER.
DOUBLE PAY is considering appealing the decision to the High Court.
DANCING.
Sean appeared-started singing with his guitar-the crowd was grooving.-rocking
and rolling! Music was fantastic.-Sean is a good singer.
CAPTAIN KNOCKERS looked brilliant in her red jumper.
COLONOSCOPY,SQUEAKY,WUJ-all in the action!
BRADDO =arrived late.told me he had seen PETER OUT recently=he introduced
me to HHH= I had my 1st run with Larrikins on 27th March-79.- it was 3rd
Larrikin run.
LITTLE HUN-looking good-told me he had recovered well from car accidentgood news. He was on 1st Larrikin run on 13th March-79.
RUN.
We=FULL MARKS,SINGAPORE[in his Wild West hat],ROCKY,BEROCCA,
TRIPOD, GIGO, LAUNDRO, LITTLE HUN gathered on the park near the Club-a
solitary visitor in running shorts arrived-he was the only one dressed for a run.
We ran 20 Metres in a circle.
RA =ROCKY-gave it 1.2 out of 10.
There were 3 HHH world records1.SHORTEST RUN EVER.
2.MOST NUMBER OF SCB's.-Short cutting bastards.
3.Lowest score-1.2-ever.
BUCKET.
We adjourned to Laundros car nearby. Had a few ''pigs ears''.
Rocky and Berocca hailed a taxi. We all then drifted into the nite-game over.!
SUMMARY-GREAT DAY- WELL DONE-BEROCCA-AND ASSISTANTS.
The General - Commemorative Run 14NOV2015
We (Bushrangers) are going to organize a commemerotive run at the Cricketers Arms Hotel
255 Darling St Balmain on SAT 14NOV at 1400hrs. This was his pub that him and Virgin
frequented. This will just be a run and a few drinks to celebrate the life as a hasher, of The
General. He travelled well, spoke well (sometimes) and I think it would be fitting to do this,
nothing flash, just all the hashers from around Canberra, Sydney, Newcastle etc getting
together for a run and a few drinks. Virgin Blue supports this and I will talk to the Cricketers
Arms tomorrow and confirm that it is ok.
Kartoon Korner
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland ,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a big hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said,
"'aver ya ever been fucked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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