newspaper week 3 2015

The Sports
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W EEK 3, 2015
Contents:
Page 2– Interviews
Page 3– Game Reviews and Survey
Page 4– Horoscopes
Page 5— Camp Song & Short Story
Page 6– Interviews (con’t) & Embarrassing moments
Page 7– Gossip
Page 8– Superlatives
Page 9— Crossword Puzzle
Page 10– Get to Know the Staff
Page 11— Newspaper Staff
Interviews
morgana
By Katie
Q– what’s your favorite place top visit?
A-- my aunt and uncles house in florida
Q-- what are you scared of?
A-- I have no clue
Q-- what is your favorite food?
A-- beef jerky
Q-- what is your favorite sport?
A-- dance
kanye
Q– what is your favorite music group?
A– city and colour
Q– what's your favorite place to visit?
A– my hometown in long island
Q– what are you scared of?
A– deer and bad spirits
Q– what’s your favorite food?
A— anything with cheese
Q— what is your favorite sport?
A—cross country
Mia
Q— how many years have you bin in camp?
A— 9 years
Q— How old are you?
A— 16.
Q— Where are you from?
A— Cherry Valley
Q— What’s your favorite food?
A— Spaghetti
Q— What’s your favorite animal?
A— .Lizard
Q— What’s your favorite color?
A— Black
Game Reviews
By Casey-Lynne
Pirate Ball– ***** Pirate ball is awesome. Many people enjoy it and
since there are a lot of campers you never really get bored because you
are constantly doing something.
Olympics– ** The Olympics are very long and waiting for you turn can
be very boring and its hard to have patience even when cheering your
team on. However if you like the sport you were chosen for you may enjoy it.
Clue– **** Clue is very funny depending on what a counselor asks you
to do for them. However the game does last a long time so it is hard to figure out all of the information before time is up.
4 Square– ***** 4 square is hard at times but can be very fun and addicting. It gets pretty intense very quick and you have to be fast to hit the
ball. All together lots of campers enjoy it.
Camp Survey
By Casey-Lynne
Favorite camp songs
Lemme: 10
Linger: 22
Boom Chick a Boom: 6
And the winner is…….. Linger!!!!!!
Horoscopes
By: Collins
Capricorn (Dec. 22– Jan. 19)
If you swim in chlorine this week, you will have a huge bug bite
Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb.18)
If you touch pillows this week, you will be a stinky shoe for the next month.
Pisces (feb.19-march20)
If you see flowers and then swim in a pool, you will become a pizza.
Aries(march21-april 19)
If you eat at olive garden this month, you will dissolve into little pieces for a week.
Taurus (April 20-may 20)
If you go to a burger place, you will win a million dollars.
Gemini (may 20-june 21)
If you wear sneakers only for a week, you will win a trip to the Bahamas.
Cancer (june 23-august 20)
If you go to the great escape, you will win 9 katrillion dollars.
Leo (july 23– august 22)
If you touch a soccer ball this week, you will sink the next time you swim.
Virgo (august 23-sep.22)
If you eat candy this week, you will find peanut butter disgusting the next time you eat it.
Libra (sep.23-oct.23)
You will get in trouble for eating pizza
Scorpio (oct.24– Nov. 21)
Do not eat popcorn for the next week….or else.
Sagittarius (nov.22-dec.21)
If you use a vending machine you will never get a sunburn again.
Sink or Swim
By: Collins
“Congrats team Shankitunk swimmers. You are the winners of the all sport challenge.” Said the announcer.
“In second place is the climb team. Swimmers you are heading to the Olympics.”
The next day the swimmers were swimming. Little did they know that a preprogrammed monster was lurking in their pool
As they started swimming, one boy got dragged down and put in the belly of the
mechanical monster. The next day a girl. The swimmers knew something was up. I
mean swimmers just don’t disappear .
They figured it was the rock climbers. So they went over to where the climbers climbed.
“We know what and why you are doing what you are doing what you are doing.
We came to make a trade.” Said the swim coach.
“A trade?” Said the rock climb leader.
“Yes, you give us back our swimmers, and you go to the Olympics.”
The climbers agreed.
The End
Linger
By: Whole Staff
Mm Mm I’d like to linger
Mm Mm A little longer
Mm Mm A little longer here with you (with you)
Mm Mm It’s such a perfect night
Mm Mm It doesn’t seem quite right
Mm Mm That is should be my last with you (with you)
Mm Mm and come September
Mm Mm I will remember
Mm Mm Our camping days and friendships true
Mm Mm And as the years go by
Mm Mm I’ll think of you and sigh
Mm Mm It was goodnight and goodbye
Interview (Con’t)
By: Katie and Io
Remington
Q: How many years have you been at camp?
A: 11
Q: What’s your favorite food?
A: Black olives
Q: What’s your favorite color?
A: Orange
Embarrassing Moments
By: Katie
Kanye: We had a half platoon once do a mission in a game where they
had to leapfrog across a field and they got half way and a girl tripped and
fell.
Morgana:Well at a recital her pants ripped.
Gossip
By: Io
Josh wasn’t here because he was eloping to a Squatch.
Most counselors don’t sleep.
Some other counselors sing in their sleep.
Kat loves the water because she is secretly a mermaid.
Will keeps peanut butter under his bed so he can eat it in the middle of the night.
JC was once a constant on American Idol but didn’t win because he was too good
and the judges felt that if he won it would be unfair to everyone else.
Superlatives
By: Whole Staff
Tallest
Kat and Jimmy
Shortest
Ashley and Jasper
Funniest
Kimi and Cameron
Loudest
Corrine and JC
Best Eyebrows
Gen and Justin
Best Smile
Morgana and Glen
Best Singing Voice
Aliya and Jon
Best Hair
Alison and Josh
Most likely to score a goal
Sam S. and Will
Most likely to be at the pool
Jackie and Tristin
Get to know the staff
My name is Collins Shepard. I am ten years old and I am from
Clifton Park. My favorite sport is rock climbing. My favorite color
is pink and my favorite food is Twix cupcakes.
My name is Casey-Lynne Mazzarella. I am fifteen years old and
I am from Sidney, NY. I love sports such as soccer, softball, and
lacrosse. My favorite color is turquoise and my favorite animal
is a dolphin.
My name is Katie Brisley and I am thirteen years old. I am from
Schoharie. My favorite sport is basketball. I have one brother
and my favorite school subject is gym.
My name is Io Dersin and I am eight years old. I live in Brooklyn and I have no pets. My favorite food is sushi and I have
blue eyes.
My name is Alison Wells and I am eighteen years old. I am
from Monticello, NY. I am going to school to become a Creative
Arts Therapist. My favorite sport is skiing and my favorite food
is empanadas.