Guide to Being a Pirate Jack Sparrow`s

Jack Sparrow’s
Guide to Being a Pirate
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Pirate Name Generator
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I.
Honesty is the best policy for someone else.
II.
You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.
III.
He who falls behind is left behind.
V.
Enemy negotiations should always begin by declaring
parley, with no harm done on either side until an accord
can be made.
VI.
Should the parley fail, run away.
VII.
A buried treasure should never stay buried.
VIII.
That being said, approach buried treasure with caution.
IX.
When others question your rules of decorum, a one-word
X.
Wherever a pirate wants to go, a pirate goes.
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The Pirate Code
left column, then circle a word in the right column. Combine
all three from left to right for your pirate name.
Big
Little
Captain
First Mate
Seafarin’
Clever
Sneaky
Shifty
One-Eyed
Pegleg
Barnacle
Shipwreck
Scurvy
Swashbucklin’
Yellow-Bellied
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The Adventurer
The Fearless
The Brave
The Coward
The Crook
The King
The Marooned
The Treasure Seeker
The Popinjay
The Scalawag
The Sea Dog
The Strong
The Rascal
Toothless
The Rapscallion
Mutinous
The Freebooter
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How to Talk Like a Pirate
Use "aye" as often as you plunder.
Add an “arr!” to the end of your sentences with frequency.
When you don’t have an answer to something, squint into
the distance.
Call your friends “matey.” Call your enemies “scoundrel,”
“scalawag,” “coward,” “crook,” “shark bait,” “son of a biscuit
eater,” and many other things they wouldn’t like to be called.
When something catches you by surprise, shout “Shiver me
timbers!” (Bonus doubloons if you can actually shiver your
timbers while saying this.)
Pirate Fashion Tips
Your noggin requires a covering of a tricorn hat, bandana, or both.
(Note: Bandanas should never be worn centered on the head.)
Fasten your sword tightly to your belt to keep it safe in
treacherous waters.
There’s no such thing as too many sashes. But never call them
sashes.
If you’re not in need of an eyepatch, ya lucky rascal, then make
your ship.
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1. Print out all pages and cut them out.
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2. Place the cover, illustration side down, on a flat working surface. Spread wrinkle-free glue over the entire back of the cover. Now,
place pages 1 and 6 (with the illustration side up) directly on top of the glue so that the edges line up. Smooth out any wrinkles.
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3. Place pages 2 and 5 (with illustration side down) and cover the back with glue. Place pages 3 and 4 (with illustration side up) directly on top of the glued surface, lining up the edges and smoothing out the wrinkles.
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