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locavorius caseophile - Fifth Town Artisan Cheese Co.
LOCAVORIUS CASEOPHILE (Otherwise known as the Artisanal Cheese Lover) LOCAVORIUS CASEOPHILE panIculus I Diamondz Once a challenge to track due to its clandestine evening skateboarding activity, this species of 30-something caseophiles can be found globally in offices uploading footage of its popshoveits to YouTube at lunchtime while flipping through the book “Cheesy Fun with Slow Food” on its Kindle. Cheesists easily recognize this breed in the workplace through verbal cues like “Dude, that Green Business Summit was sick, let’s grab some grindage” and “Bob’s such a yoinker, I should have gotten props on that proposal Bro.” (Otherwise known as the Artisanal Cheese Lover) Ornatus Hoodius Famous for packing pinot noir in its customized SIGG bottle for late night sk8 sessions, this species is often spotted wearing hemp Vans, a bamboo hoodie and a pair of Dickies with its signature built-in cheese pocket. While most of the species are just above legal drinking age, “Old Man Hoodius,” an 85 year old member of the species has recently become the talk of both sk8 and sustainable design circles after building a patio out of his collection of 516 retired skateboards. CHEESE LOVER’S BOOKMARKS ❑CHEESE LOVER’S BOOKMARKS ❑ www.investincheese.ca ❑ ❑ www.investincheese.ca ❑ ❑ www.cheeseofcanada.ca ❑ www.comebackearth.ca ❑ www.artisancheesemarketing.com ❑ www.ontariocheese.org ❑ www.thecountywines.com ❑ ❑ www.comebackearth.ca ❑ www.ontariocheese.org ❑❑www.greenenterprise.net www.greenenterprise.net 4309 County Rd. 8,Rd. Picton, ON ON 4309 County 8, Picton, 613.476.5755 613.476.5755 WHERE CHEESE WHERE CHEESE LOVERS MEET LOVERS MEET ❑ www.cheeseofcanada.ca ❑ www.artisancheesemarketing.com ❑ www.thecountywines.com ❑ www.ontariodairysheep.org ❑ www.ontariodairysheep.org ❑❑www.ogba.ca www.ogba.ca ❑ www.cocma.ca ❑ www.cocma.ca ❑❑www.localfoodplus.ca www.localfoodplus.ca ❑ www.sustainontario.com ❑ www.sustainontario.com ❑❑www.harvestin.ca www.harvestin.ca ❑ www.ontariogoatmilk.org ❑ www.ontariogoatmilk.org www.slowfoodthecounty.ca ❑❑www.slowfoodthecounty.ca ❑ www.realcheese.ca ❑ www.realcheese.ca
