The Leprechaun Gold - Akron - St. Vincent
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The Leprechaun Gold - Akron - St. Vincent
The Leprechaun Gold St. Vincent-St. Mary High School * Volume XXXIX * Issue 6 * march 2010 Commentary Leprechaun Gold St. Vincent-St. Mary High School 15 North Maple Street Akron, Ohio 44303 On the Web: www.stvm.com Advisor Mrs. Maureen Harrigal Assistant Mrs. Barbara Wood Editors-in-Chief Caitlin O’Neill Nick Shook Staff Reporters Victoria Lambert Kathryn Latimer Maria Arnone Halle Marchetta Rachel Dodson Photos Newspaper Staff Ms. Harmon Mrs. Burdon Cover Art Freshman Alissa Peeples AN IRISH PRAYER May the road rise ever to meet you May the wind be ever at your back May the sun shine warm upon your face May the rain fall soft upon your fields And until we meet again, May God hold you in the Palm of His hand. The Leprechaun Gold is published throughout the year for the students of St. Vincent-St. Mary High School. There is no charge for the paper but donations are accepted and appreciated. Unsigned editorials represent the consensus of the editorial board. Letters to the editor are encouraged, provided they do not contain material disruptive to the educational process and that they are signed. The Leprechaun Gold reserves the right to edit submitted material for length. 2 Leprechaun Gold Is Cleveland really so miserable? Nick Shook Recently, Ohio’s city on Lake Erie earned the notoriously horrendous title of “Most Miserable City,” declared by Forbes.com. The ranking was based upon nine factors: unemployment rates, sales taxes, income taxes, commute times, violent crime, performance of professional sports teams, weather, pollution sites, and corruption of public officials. However, as an Ohioan and one who has a soft spot in his heart for the “Mistake on the Lake,” I feel that this title does not have a strong enough foundation to call Cleveland the most miserable city in the United States. I’ll start by addressing the unemployment rates. Cleveland has a large metropolitan population, and like other communities in the United States, it is experiencing a rise in unemployment. However, jobs are being created with the improvement of the NBA’s Cavaliers, who draw close to 21,000 people to Quicken Loans Arena. Local restaurants are normally packed with people before, during, and after each home game. Cavaliers’ owner Dan Gilbert, and it took me less than 8 minutes to exit my parking garage after the game and merge onto Interstate 77 heading south to Akron. Cleveland ranks undoubtedly high in national crime rates, which cannot be denied. Cleveland’s rate of 15.49 violent crimes per 1,000 residents is dangerously high. Most of the crime does not take place in the downtown area, but rather in the outer reaches of the city. Cleveland’s weather can only be appreciated by Ohioans. Northeast Ohio’s weather has often been humorously described as including only two seasons: winter and construction. Luckily, we aren’t affected by hurricanes, and the weather could definitely be much worse. Forbes has a legitimate point in the corruption of public officials. County Auditor Frank Russo and Commissioner Jimmy Dimora were investigated by FBI officials for illegitimate printing contracts, and it was proven that the two were trading politics for business. Leaving the best argument for last, the Cleveland sports’ scene has been touted as the nation’s most tortured sports’ city because who also owns mortgage giant Quicken Loans, employs close to 300 people at his West 3rd Street building generating $25 to $30 million in annual salaries. Cleveland serves as headquarters to eleven Fortune 500 companies, is the headquarters of KeyBank, and has large shopping malls such as Tower City that generates income for the city. Cleveland’s unemployment rate of 8.9 percent, while high, pales in comparison to cities like Flint, Michigan, whose unemployment rate is 16.6 percent. Cleveland’s income tax is relatively low at 2 percent, but the sales tax is moderately high at 7.5 percent. This high sales tax pales in comparison to Chicago’s rate of 10.25 percent. Cleveland’s income tax isn’t as high as Detroit’s rate of 3.9 percent. Every major metropolitan area is going to experience a large amount of traffic flow, and according to a 2002 poll, Cleveland didn’t even rank in the top 30. The average commute time to work for those 16 years or older who did not work at home was 23.5 minutes, which is at least 6.5 minutes shorter than commute times in Philadelphia, Chicago, and New York City. From a personal perspective, the police do an adequate job of keeping traffic flow consistent before and after events in the downtown area. I recently attended the Cavaliers vs. Orlando Magic game, a sellout on a Thursday evening, Cleveland’s last major professional sports championship was won by the Cleveland Browns in 1964. However, recent performance of the city’s franchises says differently. The NBA’s Cavaliers own the league’s best record and made their first appearance in the league’s Finals in 2007. The team also employs the league’s premier player, Akron native LeBron James. This team has revitalized the city in the last seven years. The MLB’s Cleveland Indians were a consistent power in the second half of the 1990’s and had 455 consecutive sellouts at Progressive Field. The Indians made two appearances in the World Series in 1995 and 1997, losing heartbreakers in seven games. Recently, the Indians have entered two rebuilding stages. The NFL Browns, who easily have the strongest following among the three teams, had a surprising 2007 season, going 10-6 and narrowly missing the playoffs. Since their return in 1999, with a mediocre 54-106 record, they have had 4 head coaches in 10 seasons. Cleveland is one of the most passionate sports’ cities in the nation, even though its teams have caused a great deal of heartbreak. Among the criticism and adversity, the city will remain on the shores of Lake Erie and will continue to survive. I will continue to spend time in Cleveland, no matter what title is bestowed upon it. After being presented with both sides of the argument, it is up you to determine if it truly is the most miserable city in the United States. co-editor-in-chIEf March 2010 Leprechaun Gold Shamrock Alley Rachel Dodson Staff Reporter The Future Medics host the annual Red Cross Blood Drive On Friday March 5, STVM saved 300 lives through the Red Cross Blood Drive sponsored by the Future Medics. The goal of 85 pints of blood was surpassed, and 100 pints were collected. The rules for the Blood Drive changed, allowing 16 year old students to give with parental permission. There will be another Blood Drive on Saturday, May 15. The Irish will compete with Hoban to see who can donate the most pints. Educate the Congo succeeds Educate the Congo is a project that the French Club started six years ago. All students are asked to donate extra items around their homes that could be used for educational purposes: electronics such as computers, CD players, and DVD players, school supplies and books. After the club receives the donations, Mr. Gaspard Nzita, a representative of the International Christian University Foundation Inc., delivers the materials to the Congo. Environmental Club sponsors a fundraiser In order to preserve the environment, the Environmental Club is collecting money to donate to “Plant a Billion,” which will help ensure safe drinking water for underdeveloped countries. For every dollar that is donated, “Plant a Billion” will plant one tree that can help put oxygen back into the environment and assist in preventing climate change. Ten million tons of carbon dioxide is put into the atmosphere every year, and planting just one tree is the equivalent to taking two million cars off the road. The Children’s Safe Drinking Water Program helps individuals and families in these countries. Donating just $7.50 will provide clean and safe drinking water for one child for one year, and $30 will provide a family of four with clean water for a year. Environmental Club is asking for donations for these causes. Collection containers will be in all of the science classrooms for the reminder of the school year. Car raffle winners announced The STVM Car Raffle started in mid-January with tickets selling for $5 each. A Malibu was donated by Serpentini Chevrolet for the7th year in a row. The winners were announced on Saturday, February 13, at halftime of the STVM – Whitney Young basketball game: the Grand Prize winner of the 2010 Chevy Malibu was Denise Nelson; the second prize winner of the large flatscreen TV is Leo Stadler; and third prize of the $500 Circle K gift cards was Maria Stewart. March 2010 Feature Science Fair has many winners Halle Marchetta Around 60 students participated in the fair this year. Junior Erica McCoy said, “I was so excited for the judges to see my fruit fly Inquiry. Most students shudder when experiment! I had so much fun setting up and they hear the word. It conjures images of beadoing the experiment; I wanted them to share kers, test tubes, and late night cram sessions. in my joy.” Some students, the brave ones, Of those 60 students, 26 face the inquiry project head won Superior ratings.Winners on and volunteer their preincluded: freshmen Mary cious time and weekends to Boszik, Shannon Gaspar, the mandatory project. Hannah Green, Aly Pagni, This year the annual science and Vincenzo Volpe; sophofair was bigger and betmores Abbey Bashor, Trevor ter than ever. When asked Chopko, Hannah Comeriato, about what kinds of projects Ian Edgley, Rebecca Sear, would be presented at the Claire Shand, Megan Tomei, science fair, junior Taylor Connor Wallace, and Tessa Wedlake said, “Whenever I Weigand; juniors Connor think of science fairs, I think Childers, Jessica Durbin, of baking soda and vinegar John Friess, Oliver volcanoes.” While this is the Hildebrandt, Katya Lyuksyumost stereotypical image of tova, Joey Miller, Jon Stone, science fairs, the one held at and Devin Sutter; seniors Ian Edgley won the Physics STVM was very different. Renee Horn, Kindelan Huber, and Engineering category. The fair was held on Abby Tanner, and Olivia February 10 in the Cosgrove Walter. Center. All types of sciences were present Four category winners were also chosen. from botany and chemistry to medicine and Durbin won in the Earth and Environmental zoology. The judges’ decisions were based category, Lyuksyutova won in the Chemistry, on many elements of the scientific process. A Medicine, and Biochemistry category, Edgley Superior rating allowed the experimenter to go won in the Physics and Engineering category, to the district level competitition. If presenters and Volpe won in the Botany, Zoology, and won a Superior rating at the district competiMicrobiology category. These four winners tion, they qualified for the state competition. won a $25 Barnes and Noble gift card. Staff Reporter Americans break record at Vancouver Olympics Caitlin O’Neill co-editor-in-chief The 21st Olympic Winter Games concluded on February 28, 2010, and broke the previously held medal record for the United States and Gold Medal record for Canada. The men’s Canadian hockey team defeated the United States 3-2 in overtime and won the 14th Gold Medal for their country which was the record for the most Gold Medals obtained by any country during any Winter Olympics. The Silver Medal for Team USA, the 37th medal of the Olympic games, broke the record for most medals won by any country at any Winter Olympics. For the first time in 78 years, the United States won the medals race with 9 Gold, 15 Silver, and 13 Bronze. Germany came in second place and Canada came in third overall with a total of 26 medals. The Olympic games started with a tragedy when 21-year-old Nodar Kumaritashvili died in a 90 m.p.h. luge crash during practice just hours before the opening ceremonies. Olympians remembered and honored Kumaritashvili throughout the games and held a moment of silence in his honor with the Olympic flag at half-mast. “When we get here, we’re all part of the same family,” said U.S. snowboarder Shaun White. “It’s definitely affected everyone here.” The 2010 Olympics increased in popularity, and viewer ratings soared throughout the games. The TV ratings for the Olympics also broke a record. On Wednesday, February 17, 30.1 million people watched the Olympics while only 18.4 million tuned into American Idol. Since May 2004, no show has had better ratings than American Idol. 3 Faces in the Crowd Staff “Faces in the Crowd” MRS. MARY ANNE ANDERSON Position: English teacher Years at STVM: 9 years Family: Husband, three adult daughters, two sons-in-law, two granddaughters, and one grandson. What’s your favorite thing about teaching? Everyday is a new adventure at the “Learning Palace.” There are delightful students eager to learn about British literature that make this a dream job. If you could switch lives with any other person, dead or alive, who would it be and why? I think I’d like to be Maya Angelou for about a week so I could understand how she writes the way she does. Do you have any unusual teaching practices? Unusual? I don’t think anything is too strange, unless it is awarding an Airhead to students who correctly answer grammar questions. Who is better, Chaucer or Shakespeare? You’re pitting the Father of English poetry against the Bard! They are both geniuses; Shakespeare has the edge because of the volume of his work, I’d say. What is your favorite board game? Lately, it’s just Candyland because Avery (my granddaughter) likes to play that. It used to be Clue. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? I would like to travel through Europe and the Mediterranean. I’d like to go back to the British Isles, too. As a matter of fact, I’d like to go anywhere as long as it’s not 110 degrees in the shade as it was when I went to Egypt. MS. PAMELA GODSHALK Position: Social Studies Department Chair, Director of the Learning Resource Center, Teacher of AP American Studies, and Co-Chair of OCSAA/NCA Accreditation. Years at STVM: This is my 39th year here at the “Learning Palace.” Family: I have two brothers and sisters-in law, two sisters and brothers-in law, four nephews, and three nieces. What’s your favorite class you have ever taught here? If I didn’t say AP American Studies, my students would probably disown me, but I really do love teaching this class. Since I am certified to teach both history and English, about 15 years ago, I floated the idea of integrating the AP US History and AP English 11 and doing an interdisciplinary course. I developed the curriculum, and it became a program unique to our school. As the number of students enrolled in the course increased, I started team teaching it with Mr. Neary, and I think we make a great team. We now even have our own APAS veteran fan club who decorated “our room” during the senior lock-in (thank you very much!) Who is better, Alexander Hamilton or Thomas Jefferson? ( Obviously this was a question posed by one of our APAS groupies!) In the infamous “Hamilton-Jefferson Feud” that led to the origin of political parties (had to throw in a history lesson), I think I probably would lean toward Jefferson. He always liked to see the good in people. That said, I also think Hamilton gets sort of a bad rap in history coming off as a rather arrogant elitist, when he was probably much more the realist than Jefferson. (Getting killed in a duel was definitely undeserved.) 4 Leprechaun Gold Halle Marchetta Staff Reporter MRS. BARBARA WOOD Position: Assistant Librarian Years at STVM: 20 memorable years Family: husband, Bob; children: Gretchen (VM88), Colleen (VM90), Emil (VM92), Darrell (VM94), Joel (VM99), Corey (VM01), and Mia (VM03); grandchildrenCamille (14), Jacob (12), Jack (10), Claire (7); Audric (10), Eden (8), Nolan (6), and Barrett (2). Where do you get your shoes? 1. Nine West 2. DSW 3. Famous Footwear 4. Macy’s 5. Dillards 6. Aldo 7. Baker’s 8. Kohl’s 9. Rack Room Shoes 10. Factory Brand Shoes 11. Lazarus 12. Shoe Carnival 13. Nordstroms and 14. Liz Claiborne. What’s the best part of your job? I really like students...I have always enjoyed STVM teenagers and their ability to have fun and, yet, to be academic students when needed. Interaction with students in a “learning” atmosphere makes the LRC a stimulating place to come every morning. What is your favorite television show? I love NCIS, and I didn’t discover it until a couple of months ago... so I tape it and now can watch as many as I want to at one time! I think I have 27 segments taped right now but never seem to have time to watch them. What’s your favorite thing to do outside of school? I love to go shopping, especially for shoes (even though I don’t need any more, EVER!) I like to go to my grandchildren’s sporting events- softball, baseball, soccer and more soccer. I love high school sports and go to many games throughout the year, and I especially like going to state for cross country and track. MR. NAMAN ALNIEMI Position: Science Teacher Family: Married with three girls and one boy Years at STVM: 11 1/2 years What is your favorite class to teach? I like to teach all the physics and physical science classes. What is your favorite sport and why? I like soccer and volleyball. I used to play them and I am good at them. Describe a crazy experience here at STVM. In physics class (with senior students) in the last quarter I have to motivate them to work and study. If you could have three superpowers, which ones would they be? I would make the world more peaceful, I would be a super scientist, and I would be a brilliant mathematician. What would you do with a million dollars? I would donate part, invest some, and spend the rest. What do you do in your spare time? Spare time!? When I have spare time, I enjoy working on small construction projects and working on my cars. March 2010 Faces in the Crowd Leprechaun Gold Student “Faces in the Crowd” Nate Graham Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and why? I don’t really care for the ninja turtles, but probably the red one because he’s the only one I can really remember from watching the show as a kid. What are your top four favorite movies? The Departed, Cinderella Man, Lord of the Rings, and Billy Madison-the best comedy of all time. Hobbies: Coaching youth basketball, playing basketball and baseball, drawing, and making short films. College choice: The Art Institute of Pittsburgh Intended Major: Graphic Design Siblings: Four. Brigid (STVM ‘12), Zack, Andy, and Isaiah. If you could be any animal, what would you be and why? Bald Eagle, because I would want to fly and be able to live peacefully without being hunted Biggest fear: Heights What is your most important goal you want to accomplish before you graduate? Make a good art portfolio for college. If you could meet any celebrity who would it be and why? Robin Williams because he would be so fun to meet. I love his funny personality and his movies. JORDAN BROPHY Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and why? Michaelanglo, because he is the funniest. What is your favorite movie line? “Why did you park this close...I’m not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.” - The Hangover. Siblings: “I have a sister, Courtney, who is 26. My brother , B.J. is 19 (STVM ‘09) and goes to Cincinnati. My brother Tyler is 18 and is a senior. Favorite song: “Crickets” by the New Boyz because Tyler listens to it all the time. Do you play any sports? CYO volleyball. Favorite junk food: Sour Patch Kids Hobbies: I am a manager for the boys’ basketball team and I like to hang out with my friends. What is your dream job and why? My dream job is to become a lawyer because I’ve always wanted to be one. If you were on a deserted on island, what three things would you bring and why? My phone, so I can talk to Tyler, my laptop so I can Skype Tyler, and Tyler, so I can be with Tyler. March 2010 Victoria Lambert Staff Reporter Austin Klausman Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and why? Donatello because he’s purple and because he has awesome swords. What is your favorite movie line? It’s a tie between two: “She needs some of Seth’s home dressing,” from Superbad, and “That’s why her hair is so big; it’s full of secrets,” from Mean Girls. Where did you go to school before you transferred to STVM? I went to Hudson High School and switched because my parents switched custody. Siblings: Three. Charlie (25), Brad (24), and Barrett (22). Favorite song: “Barbie Girl” by Aqua because it pumps me up before a big ping pong match. If you could meet any celebrity, who would you meet and why? Barney. I like the color purple. Plus, he is a dinosaur. Favorite junk food: Whatchamacallits. Biggest fear: Pink elephants. What is your most important goal you want to achieve before you graduate? The world record for biggest personal pencil collection. MARIA LOCASTRO Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and why? Donatello is my favorite ninja turtle because I love his name. What is your favorite movie line? “Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon”-The Hangover Siblings: Two brothers, Tony and Nick. Do you like your dad’s profession? “Yes, my dad is a really hardworking, positive person, so he’s a really good role model for me. He enjoys his job as an eye doctor, especially the fact that he helps people”. Favorite junk food: Buffalo Chicken Dip with Tostitos. It’s so amazing, I can’t even begin to explain! If you could meet any celebrity who would you meet and why? I would meet Will Ferrell because he’s in one of my favorite movies, Step Brothers, and he’s hilarious. Dream job: To become a dermatologist. I have no idea why, but it’s always interested me. If you were on a deserted island, what three things would you bring and why? I would bring my phone so that I could communicate with people, buffalo chicken dip and Tostitos since it’s my favorite food, and my iPod since I can’t live without music. What is your favorite feature about your phone? My favorite feature on my phone is texting, by far. 5 News in brief Leprechaun Gold Around the Globe 1. Earthquake devastates Chile, causes tsunami Sunday, February 22, an 8.8- magnitude earthquake hit Chile near the large town of Concepción, the second largest city. The earthquake caused structural damage and 2. killed and injured hundreds. Aftershocks reaching a 6.2 magnitude were felt twenty minutes after the intial quake. The next aftershocks reached a 5.6 and 5.4 magnitude.They were felt most 1. intensely in the capital, Santiago, and tremors were felt as far away as Peru. In a nearby port, Talcahuano, a large wave of water flooded the city and even brought boats into the town square. The quake and aftershocks caused a tsunami to race across the Pacific Ocean, heading towards Hawaii, Japan, and Korea. It lost power before it hit any of these countries and did not cause any damage. At first, the Chilean president, Michelle Bachelet, stated that Chile needed no international aid. She set up an agreement with the supermarkets to let the people take as much food out of the markets as they needed. This resulted in widespread panic and riots. People were afraid to sleep indoors and were sleeping in tents in the parks. The country is already almost back to normal, with ports at 80% capacity and the subway system is back up. 2. Iraqi elections continue despite violence Despite elevated levels of violence in Iraq preceding the Sunday elections, many Iraqis showed up at the polls to cast their votes. Voter turnout was higher than expected but in Baghdad at least 38 people were killed. Deadly rocket attacks scared some voters away, but voter Maliq Bedawi explained, “Iraqis are not afraid of bombs anymore.” Another voter, Ahmed Ali, told reporters “We have experienced three wars before, so it was just the play of children that we heard.” Two of the coalitions are said to have had the best results at the election - one led by Prime Minister Nouri Kamal al-Maliki, and one led by Ayad Allawi, a former interim leader. 3. 2. 1. 2. 1. Sea to Shining Mail delivery may change to five days In an effort to reduce debt, the U.S. Postal Service wants to cut its mail delivery days from six to five days a week. To those in charge, it’s a move to the future. “We know we’re going to have less mail in 2020 than we have today,” says Postmaster General John Potter. Once the request is formally made, hearings will take place in Washington and all around the U.S. to decide whether it will be accepted or not. Congressional consent is needed to make this change possible. Toyota recalls continue During the month of February, Toyota recalled over 25 models of vehicles because of random gas pedal acceleration. The company blames the random acceleration on the floor mats underneath the pedal area. Cars with this malfunction can reach up to over one hundred miles per hour suddenly and without warning. Even when the driver doesn’t even have his or her foot on the pedal, the car will still accelerate. The total cars that have been recalled is around 3.8 million. At last count, nineteen deaths have resulted from the random acceleration of Toyota vehicles. 3. Sea World trainer killed by own whale On Monday, February 22, a killer whale at SeaWorld in California attacked and killed one of its trainers, Dawn Brancheau. Brancheau was witnessed before the attack talking to the whale and petting it. Within seconds, the whale grabbed her pony tail and dragged her into the water. Minutes after the attack, the whale was taken out of the water to have its jaws pried open to save Brancheau’s body from being eaten. The official report says that Bracheau died of multiple traumatic injuries and drowning. 1 The Heart of it All Snowstorms fall short of making February the snowiest month Snowfall in Akron, Ohio, reached 37.2 inches in February. This is only three-tenths of an 2. 1 3. inch off the previous record of 37.5 inches, set in January 1978. In the last few days of February alone, over two feet of snow fell in Akron and surrounding areas. According to the National Weather Service, there was measureable snowfall during 23 days of the 28 day month. Meterologist Kirk Lombardy said, “If we had three more days to work with, there would have been a chance we could have beaten it.” 2. Superintendents meet to discuss imbalance of fairness in sports In the month of February, twelve superintendents from Wayne County met to discuss the unfairness between private and public school sports and the recruiting practices. Private schools can recruit players from many districts while public schools are limited to only their own district. The superintendents sent a survey to every Halle Marchetta superintendent in Ohio asking whether or not it would be a good idea to change the system of the state playoffs. Half of the Staff Reporter superintendents replied and agreed that private school recruiting hinders the equality of the state playoff system. Twenty-two year old case solved 3. On March 3, 2010, authorities solved a 22 year old case thanks to DNA testing. The victim, Mary Robinson, was shot through the eye and killed in 1987 while in her apartment on West Market Street. In 1987, the police could find no leads and abandoned the case after two weeks. Recent DNA evidence has led to the murderer, Joseph Szaraz, the maintenance man for the apartment building Robinson lived in. He had just completed a 9 year stint in prison for a previous rape charge. The case was reopened in 2005 by Detective James Pasheilich, this time with DNA evidence to help. Szaraz is now being charged with aggravated murder and rape and is eligible for parole in 2012. 6 March 2010 News Leprechaun Gold Fake college degrees abound on the Internet Maria Arnone Staff Reporter Today’s generation is one of ever-expanding technology; it is a time when the push of a button can connect people with someone across the world. Travel is as easy as buying a plane ticket, and a college degree is just a mouse click away. Going to college via the computer is all the rage in the 21st century. It is faster, more convenient, and virtually the same material is being learned. However, every rose has its thorn. While there are honest ways to receive a degree online, there are also ways to cheat the system: fake degrees. Though it is unbelievable to think that anyone would be able to get away with a bogus degree, it happens everyday. In the United States, roughly 200,000 degrees are sold to customers all over the globe each year. The industry is thought to generate as much as $1 billion annually. “This is a real problem. Employers should be more responsible when hiring their workers and check their background more thoroughly,” explained senior Erica Hutson. Though at first the idea of fake degrees seems intriguing, it is an outrage to think that your physician could be a phony. There are buyers of these illegitimate degrees everywhere. A seemingly fake college degree allows people who have no training or education to work in professional areas. “I think that a fake degree is ridiculous. People work very hard to earn their degrees and there are people out there with fake ones. This just shows the immorality of society today,” exclaimed junior Jessie Neumann. Acquiring fabricated credentials is as easy as just typing in the phrase, “fake college degrees” into Google. Pages and pages of sites will provide counterfeit diplomas. It seems risky, but these mock-colleges know all the tricks in the book. Fake institutions pretend to be based abroad so they have an easier time bringing in business and avoiding the law. Overseas universities usually aren’t challenged as much by the government. Also, the fact that going to school online is so accessible assists the cause. If a person takes advantage of the conveniences that technology can provide, be wary of the imposters. “I just don’t know who to trust these days,” said freshman Matt Karipides. predicate nominatives/adjectives, indirect and direct objects, prepositions, and other parts of “I love grammar,” said senior Caitlin Hoff, a loyal Grammar Club member. “I love diagramming sentences. I diagram them in my head. It’s a good stress reliever.” Horning enjoys taking the knowledge she gains through Grammar Club and English class and using it in every day life. “My favorite class has always been English, and I’m looking to be an English major, so it’s important to me. My favorite part of grammar is hearing an incorrect sentence and knowing exactly how to fix it,” she explained. “If I hear a newscaster saying, ‘If I was...’ I think ‘No! Subjunctive mood! It should be, ‘If I were...’ ’’ As the club continues to grow and expand on its knowledge of grammar, Horning has high hopes for the duration of the year. “I hope we can get our T-shirts done by the end of the year and that more people can join the club!” Students enjoy STVM Grammar Club Caitlin O’Neill CO-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF After noticing a severe lack of grammatical knowledge and understanding at STVM, senior Tori Horning decided to reinstate the STVM Grammar Club. “I attended one meeting last year and saw four other people in it,” said Horning. “It was clear that the club was about their love of grammar and their friendship with Mrs. Bickett. It wasn’t a very official thing, and I wanted to make it official. I knew a lot of people could benefit from it.” The club, which meets on Tuesday mornings at 7:30 in Mrs. Richardson’s room (329), is led by English teacher, Mrs. Anne Bickett, who puts together Powerpoint presentations, worksheets, and other materials covering various grammatical topics such as SENIOR Tori Horning, President of STVM Grammar Club, diagrams a sentence on the board at a weekly meeting. speech. After learning the material, members learn how to properly diagram sentences to show the different parts of the sentence. What is “defenestration?” “A long, wooden ship used in the civil war.” -Freshman Jeff Dannemiller “A disease you get in your belly button.” -Sophomore Lorenzo Cugini “Frustration you get while taking down a fence.” -Junior Aaron Carey Rachel Dodson STAFF REPORTER “A form of self-defense that involves the use of baskets.” -Sophomore Michael Flander REAL DEFINITION: The act of throwing someone or something out a window. March 2010 7 Sports Leprechaun Gold Athletic Update Girls’ Basketball Maria Arnone Staff Reporter Wrestling Staff STATE: 4th place finish 103--Michael Rix DISTRICT placers at Firestone High School and STATE qualifiers: 103--Michael Rix 215--Ray Stone 285 Alternate--Carlos Lugo SECTIONAL placers at North Canton Hoover: 103--Mike Rix 3rd 160--Troy Keener 1st 189--Ben Musci--3rd 215--Ray Stone 3rd 285--Caralos Lugo 3rd 8 Nick Shook co-editor-in-chief DISTRICT SEMI-FINAL: Canton South L 57-43 The girls’ season came to an end as they were defeated by the Wildcats of Canton South. Junior Jackie Murray had 13 points, sophomore Taja Dave had 12, and junior Maria Arnone had 9. SECTIONAL FINAL:Fairless W 55-44: Dave led the ladies with 17 points, Arnone had 14, and senior Jen and Ja.Murray both had 7 points. Kenmore W 90-52: Dave scored 26 points followed by Arnone with 16 and junior Miranda Mondozzi with 11. Junior Meghan Weber added 9 points and Ja. Murray had 7. North Canton Hoover L 39-30: It was a close game in which Arnone and Weber both scored 8 points, Dave had 7, and Ja. Murray had 5. Youngstown Ursuline L 55-49: STVM came up short in a 6 point loss. Arnone had 19 points, Ja. Murray had 11, and Mondozzi had 7. Magnificat W 60-57: Senior night had Arnone with 18 points, Ja.Murray with 9 points, 7 assists, 5 rebounds, and 3 steals. Dave had 13 points, and Mondozzi had 10 points and 6 rebounds. Michael Rix proudly shows off his 4th place medal. Boys’ Basketball Rix wrestles an opponent at the state meet at Value City Arena. SECTIONAL FINAL: Canal Fulton Northwest W 72-56 The district tournament win by the second seeded Irish was a rather sloppy one, but nonetheless the Irish got the job done and advanced to the next round. Sophomore Lorenzo Cugini led all scorers with 23 points. Junior Jakarr Sampson added 13 points, and junior Ricky Johnson, Jr., contributed 9 points. Canton McKinley L 75-72 (2 OT) Sampson led the team with 22 points, but the Irish fell in double overtime, 75-72. Johnson nailed a three-pointer at the end of regulation to send the game into overtime, and drained another buzzer-beater to send it to double overtime. Senior Dom Mitchell sank two free throws to tie the game at 72, but McKinley took the next possession down the court and knocked down the game winning three-pointer for the victory over the Irish. Johnson and sophomore Davonte Beard both finished with 13 points. The JV team won in four overtimes. North Canton Hoover W 71-67 (OT) The Irish fended off the state-ranked Vikings for their second victory in as many nights. Cugini once again led the Irish with 19 points and 9 rebounds. Sampson, who fouled out with 1:47 remaining, contributed to the win with 18 points and 9 rebounds. Johnson added 12 points and grabbed five steals for the Irish. Mansfield W 68-66 In the final three seconds Beard sank two free throws to give the Irish a two point edge over Mansfield who was previously unbeaten with a record of 17-0. Beard finished with 17 points and Sampson, Johnson, and Cugini scored 11 each. Sampson had a double-double with 11 rebounds. Benedictine L 70-65 Johnson led the Irish with 17 points, and Cugini and Sampson each added 11 points, but it wasn’t enough as the Irish fell to the Bengals, 70-65. Beard also added ten in the losing effort. Walsh Jesuit W 73-49 Cugini scored 23 points, including a one-handed dunk in the second half that sent the crowd into a frenzy, and the Irish won, 73-49. Sampson scored 21 points in front of a raucous, “blacked-out” STVM student section at Walsh’s Builders’ Dome. Chicago Whitney Young W 79-64 Cugini led all scorers with 25 as the Irish defeated the Dolphins, 79-64. Sampson added 19 points, including a thunderous dunk in the fourth quarter. Seniors Jacob Baker and Jack Uecker combined for five points in the win. Jakarr Sampson slams the ball in front of the Walsh players. Lorenzo Cugini jumps high above his opponents. March 2010 Sports Leprechaun Gold Athletic Update Nick Shook co-editor-in-chief Miami’s superstar Dwayne Wade led the Heat into Cleveland to face the Cavaliers, who were looking to extend their season-high win streak to ten games. Luckily for the Cavaliers, LeBron James plays with even more intensity when angry than he normally does, and the the Cavs rolled to their 10th straight victory, 102-86. The New York Knicks entered Cleveland and the Cavs scored 44 points in the first quarter, coming just two points shy of tying their season-high. LeBron scored 23 points in the first quarter, and finished the first half with 35 and finished the game with 47 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists, and 5 steals. It’s something that can’t be explained,” James said of his stunning streak. “It’s a feeling I wish I could be in every game, but it’s not possible. It was a great moment.” The Knicks fell to the Cavs 113-106. The Cavaliers tied the NBA’s best winning streak of the season at 11 with the victory over New York. The New Jersey Nets entered the game with a league-worst record 446, and Cleveland took the Nets lightly to start the game. Cleveland woke up midway through the second quarter, and outscored the Nets 29-22 to enter halftime with a six point lead. The Cavs ended the game with a seven-point lead to extend their NBA-best streak to 12 games. Cleveland also improved their home record to 23-3. Cleveland continued the homestand against the visiting Orlando Magic. The Cavaliers were knocked out of last season’s conference finals by the Magic, 4-2, and Quicken Loans Arena was packed for the first matchup between the two in Cleveland since June. Cavs center Shaquille O’Neal was getting his first shot at Orlando center Dwight Howard at home since he had been traded to Cleveland over the summer. O’Neal kept him in check for much of the game. Howard finished with 19 points, 11 rebounds, and 2 blocks. The Cavs trailed with less than three minutes to go in the fourth quarter when LeBron drove the lane and glanced the ball off of the glass for the tying bucket. LeBron continued to shoot the lights out and with the victory, the Cavaliers entered the all-star break with the league’s best record at 43-11. Following LeBron’s sixth All-Star Game appearance, the buzz around the Cavaliers involved potential trade talks with the Phoenix Suns for forward Amare’ Stoudemire. While the deal never went down, the Cavaliers did trade for another All-Star foward, Washington’s Antawn Jamison. Cleveland traded its cornerstone center, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, along with a first-round pick to Washington for Jamison and injured point guard Sebastian Telfair. Ilgauskas, who was the twentieth-overall pick of the Cavs back in 1996, has been in Cleveland for the entirety of his 12-year career. “It was not a fun conversation,” Ferry said. “But he was very professional, just like you’d expect.” The Cavs faced the Denver Nuggets next and at the end of regulation, the game was tied at 106. The overtime period belonged to Anthony and the Cavaliers’ 13-game win streak was broken. The Cavaliers embarked on a two-game road trip with a trip to Charlotte on Friday and they lost 110-93 and then lost to Orlando 101-95. The Cavs faced off with the New Orleans Hornets and after struggling, won,105-95, to end the three-game losing streak. The Cavs began their difficult road trip in Boston against the Celtics. After trailing, Mo Williams hit four 3-pointers in the 4th quarter, giving the Cavs their first victory in Boston in ten games,108-88. Cleveland left for Toronto’s Air Canada Centre to face the Raptors. The Cavs entered the game without O’Neal, and the lack of “the Diesel” in the March 2010 paint was apparent as journeyman forward Reggie Evans dominated in the first half. The second half was a different story. Jamison and LeBron continued to score along with Williams, who was again hot from behind the arc. LeBron tied the game at 109 with less than 20 seconds remaining in the fourth, and after Toronto regained the lead at 111-109, LeBron tied the game again with another layup. Regulation ended with the two teams tied at 111, but the Cavs dominated the overtime period and earned a 126118 victory over the Raptors. The Cavaliers rolled over the Knicks in impressive fashion, building their lead as large as 49 points in the 4th quarter before the reserves were substituted into the game for the Cavs. Delonte West, J.J. Hickson, Anderson Varejao, LeBron, and Jamison all scored in double figures for the Cavs, who beat the Knicks, 124-93. Cleveland traveled to the Meadowlands of New Jersey to face the league’s worst team, the New Jersey Nets. The Cavaliers rolled to an easy victory, 111-92. Detroit’s visit to Cleveland resulted in another win, 99-92, for the league-leading Cavaliers. The game was overshadowed by the collapsing of Pistons’ guard Rodney Stuckey on the bench. After a few tense moments, Stuckey was taken to the Cleveland Clinic and was released the following morning. The Cavaliers’ one-game road trip to Milwaukee was an unsuccessful one, as head coach Mike Brown gave LeBron the night off, and although Jamison led the team with 30 points and 11 rebounds, the Cavaliers fell to the red-hot Bucks, 92-85. Girls’ Bowling Victoria Lambert staff reporter STATE: Rachel Dedinsky placed 40th out of 138 bowlers District: The girls bowling team came in 23rd Sunday March 28th. Senior Rachael Dedinsky went to State Saturday, March 6. Sectional: The girls bowling team advanced to the OHSAA District after finishing in the top 6 out of 20 teams. North: W 2.030 to 1,289. Dedinsky had a high game of 193 and had the high series of 351. Ellet: L 1959 to 1831 Dedinsky bowled the high game of 169 and had the high series of 352. Rachel Dedinsky holds the medal that STVM presents to each state qualifier. Boys’ Bowling Rachel qualifies as an individual for state. East: W 2,067 to 1,867 Senior Aaron Day had high game of a 259 and had the high series 472. Kenmore: W 1,999 to 1,951 Day bowled the high game of 242 and had the high series of 391. 9 Sports Winter sport highlights 10 Leprechaun Gold March 2010 Leprechaun Gold News Coach Dru Joyce featured at Speaker Series Nick Shook conduct for both the players and coaches and organized practices that stressed the teaching of fundamentals. At first glance, Coach Dru Joyce II seems like an average high school “Our goal was to teach excellence on and off of the basketball basketball coach. This, however, is not the real Joyce. “Coach Dru,” as court,” Joyce explained. many of his own players refer to him, is truly a Christian man with a In the summer after the inaugural group of players’ eighth grade purpose. He entered the realms of coaching not for recognition, but to year, Joyce was asked to become an assistant basketball coach at mentor young athletes on how to become real men with guidance from STVM. He was part of the coaching staff that led the Fighting Irish to God. back-to-back state championships in 1999-2000 Joyce quoted STVM’s mission statement, and 2000-2001. After head coach Keith Damsaying it helped him discover his role in life. brot left STVM to accept the head coaching “The first time I read that statement back in position at the University of Akron, Joyce was 2000, the words really resonated with me beasked to take over the head coaching duties at cause I believe that’s my purpose, to coach the STVM. He accepted and was determined to inner and outer man,” Joyce said. instill seven core values in his players. Joyce began his coaching career at a church, “I believed that it was important that not on a court. He and his wife, Carolyn, began the basketball program be built on a strong teaching in the youth ministry at their church, foundation...they embody what I believe true The House of the Lord. Both of them started manhood is all about,” Joyce said. by teaching a Sunday school class, but eventuJoyce spoke of the seven core values of ally Joyce began to lead discipleship groups of humility, discipline, unity, servitude, integrity, teenage boys. thankfulness, and passion. “There I saw firsthand the need for positive “They are beginning to understand that role models,” Joyce remarked about the group. it’s about more than the individual, and that Joyce began to feel direction from God life and our basketball program began before while leading these groups and felt that he was them and will continue long after them,” called to enter coaching. He began by coaching Joyce remarked. his sons’ teams and formed a non-profit group, Joyce ended with a story about the prethe Northeast Ohio Basketball Assosciation. game speech that LeBron James gave to the Starting the group with the sole purpose of players before last season’s state championusing basketball to teach the young athletes life ship game, in which he stressed the fact that skills, Joyce and his fellow coaches committed they weren’t playing for themselves, but themselves to teaching these skills by example. rather for the players who came before them Coach Dru Joyce shared his life Requirements of the group included codes of and the players who will come after them. experiences with the audience. CO-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF French classes welcome guest speaker can even dunk. During his visit, he not only spoke to all the French classes, but spent time with the gym classes as well. Fortunately, they were playing basketball, Think LeBron James was the only basketball so Franck was able to showcase his skills. superstar to walk the halls of STVM? Think He spent each period slam dunking the again. On Tuesday, February 16, Franck Fagot ball and impressing students and teachers paid the school a visit. Franck is a physical edualike. He also bonded with fellow basketcation teacher from Lille, France, and is part of ball star, junior Ricky Johnson. a teacher exchange program for French teachers “We built a real friendship. He was so who want to master the English language. cool. I didn’t know French people were In the program, teachers from France come to that athletic!” Johnson said. Akron for three months to learn American culture Along with entertaining the students, and share their French culture as well. For the Franck spent some time with Mrs. Wood first three weeks, the teachers spend their time at looking at all of the scrapbooks of LeBthe University of Akron learning and improving ron James during his high school years. their English. Franck was sent to Stow High She even gave Franck some articles to School. When he found out STVM was in the FRANck FAGOT plays basketball with junior Ricky take home with him. Mr. Rathz provided area, he requested to visit for a day. Why did a Franck with a STVM promotional video Johnson after speaking to the French classes. French teacher want to visit STVM so badly? that featured Lebron as well. “I wanted to come here because I love LeBron All in all, STVM’s experience with this French visitor was a positive James. I wanted to see where he walked the halls and grew up,” Franck one, and he really enjoyed visiting “LeBron’s school.” explains. Junior Lilly Romestant shared, “I appreciated the insight Franck Franck also revealed that he checks NBA.com every day to check on gave our class into the modern French lifestyle.” his favorite player. In France, Franck is an avid basketball player who Maria Arnone STAFF REPORTER March 2010 11 Holiday St. Patrick’s Day Entertainment Leprechaun Gold Rachel Dodson STAFF REPORTER IRISH HUMOR Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short. Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A: A Jolly Green Giant Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? A: Some poor horse is going barefoot! Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock! Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato? A. When it’s a French fry! Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn’t afford plane fare! Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A: A leper con! Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover? A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck! Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? A:He took a shortcut! Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A:Because they’re very short-tempered! www.SquiglysPlayhouse.com Leprechauns Leprechauns are serious, solitary creatures who avoid contact with humans and other leprechauns. They pour all of their passion into carefully making shoes. A leprechaun can always be found with a shoe in one hand and a hammer in the other. Most leprechauns are ugly, stunted creatures. They are big and bulky with faces like dried apples. They have a mischievous light in their eyes and despite their stubbiness, usually move gracefully. Female leprechauns do not exist. They possess all the earth’s treasures but prefer to dress in a drab manner, usually wearing a grey or green colored coat and a hat. They, alone, remember when the marauding Danes landed in Ireland and where they hid their treasure. Although they hide the treasure well, the presence of a rainbow alerts mortals to the whereabouts of gold hoards. This causes the leprechauns great anxiety---for no matter how fast they move their pots of gold, they can never get away from rainbows. If a human catches a leprechaun and demands his treasure, he will give it to the mortal, but this rarely happens. Find a four-leaf clover: The Druids believed that a four-leaf clover could help in spotting witches and other demons. Some modern-day believers claim that a four-leaf clover releases energy and helps a person’s judgment. Yet others feel that finding a four-leaf clover brings good fortune, not just on St. Patrick’s Day, but for life. Puzzles courtesy of: http://pg4anna.tripod.com/Irish_folklore.htm 12 Legends courtesy of: http://www.abitoblarney.com/irishjokes.htm March 2010