Blow Job Survival Guide What You MUST Know Before Giving A Blow Job

Blow Job Survival Guide
Blow Job
Survival Guide
What You MUST Know Before
Giving A Blow Job
By Jay Archer & Allan Sharp
©2006, All Rights Reserved.
Intro
The purpose of the Blow Job Survival Guide is to give you a quick
refresher on what you should know before heading into a blow job.
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If you’re like most people, you’ll probably read through the whole
ebook, but when it comes time to actually do the deed your mind will
blank and you’ll forget everything!
No need to fear. Just pick up this guide and get up to speed again in a
few minutes!
The first section will give you a few quick tips and pointers. The
second section will tell you what NOT to do when giving head. If you
read nothing else, read this!
And in the third and fourth sections are at-a-glance diagrams of the
anatomy of a penis (in case you forget what you’re up against!) and
the best positions to put him in when giving a BJ.
Enjoy!
Some Quick Pointers
Before you begin into your blow job, keep the following list of points in
mind. They will save you a lot of aggravation and your man will thank
you for it!
Just as foreplay is essential to great sex, a good lead in to a blowjob
makes his experience that much more incredible. Start slow.
Lube, lube, lube. Just like dry shaving your legs feels terrible, doing a
blow job that way is equally bad. Make sure to lick your lips, use
massage oil, or whatever it takes to make it wet down there.
Switch up your position. To avoid lock jaw and sheer boredom, rotate
your body around him while getting him off. He’ll be constantly
surprised and you’ll be a lot more comfortable.
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Add in props. This is optional, but keeps things more interesting if you
bring in the use of things like your hair, your panties, feathers, extra
fun clothing, mirrors, or even food.
Pay attention to how he’s reacting. Watching for signs of arousal will
be your ticket to knowing when your man is going to ejaculate, and
likewise, when he might be a wee bit bored. Tune in to that and
pleasure him a whole lot more.
Ask for feedback. Later on, when you’re not having sex, get his
thoughts on things you could incorporate into your game, or things
that feel particularly awkward. This feedback will be crucial to pleasing
him consistently, and if you trust each other enough, shouldn’t be hard
to ask about.
Whatever you do, don’t take it personally. Look at it as an opportunity
to grow and improve. You can always give him feedback too you
know!
Watch for finger nails. When going into his prostate region especially,
be careful not to enter with claws. If your nails are long, you might
want to either cut them, or avoid that region for now.
Have fun and make sure to let him know you’re enjoying it. Your
attitude is one of the single most influential factors in him enjoying his
blowjob. If he knows you are getting off on it, he’ll do the same.
Lastly, be confident. Go into this knowing you are going to do a great
job, and you surely will…
Top 10 Mistakes (Don’t do these things!)
Whatever you do, make sure you avoid the following 10 mistakes that
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many women make when giving a blow job (especially if it’s for the
first time)
1. Teeth
Shine those pearly whites at him from across a crowded room, brush
them daily to make them shine, but never never, can I repeat that one
more time, NEVER let them touch his penis.
When it comes to giving a blowjob, it’s imperative to note that
anything resembling a sharp object is not welcome. Teeth can do
serious damage to the sensitive skin that surrounds the penis, like for
instance his scrotum (which holds the golden jewels).
Those babies are seriously sensitive - even more so than that longhaired
poet you dated back in high school.
2. Going too fast
Giving the ideal blowjob is like going on the perfect Sunday drive. He
wants to enjoy the scenery and take in the sights and sounds on his
ride.
Putting your pedal to the metal may work on the drag strip, but here it
will frustrate him when he’s trying to savour the experience.
Concentrate on the entire area, not just the main drag.
There’s a great deal of pleasure to be found in his frenulum, his balls,
and even the perineum. The longer you take to get him to that
momentous orgasm, the bigger the load he’ll blow and the happier
he’ll be.
3. Sucking too hard
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Inhaling his penis like you would a super-sized milkshake is a really bad
idea. Remember, the head of his penis is hyper sensitive and if you
attempt to suck it down your esophagus, that’s bound to hurt.
Moderate suction is much more pleasing and will tease him that much
closer to ejaculating. Be gentle, this is supposed to be a loving
expression from you to him.
4. Crushing his nuts
Grabbing him and squeezing his balls is more a punishment than a
pleasure giving experience. If you do this, he will automatically
assume you hate him and wish him dead.
Trust me, this is the last thing you want to do. That area of his body is
very sensitive to pressure and should be handled lightly, licked,
sucked, and generally babied.
5. Barfing and gagging
No one likes a puker at the best of times, but imagine how traumatic it
would be in an intimate experience like this where the guy is making
himself completely vulnerable to you.
The first thing you can do to prevent this is abstain from deep
throating if you are beginner. This kind of technique takes practice and
experience and should not be attempted too soon in your “career.”
Also, practice on something other than him, with a banana or a dildo.
This way, if he ever does thrust too far into your mouth by accident,
you will be prepared and your nickname won’t be “Ralph.”
6. Remaining immobile
Placing his penis in your mouth and then sitting there like a bump on a
log is the most unattractive, undesirable thing you could do. Blowjobs
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are a man’s fantasy, and if you are just sitting there doing nothing,
you have completely ruined his fantasy, end of story.
7. Not using enough pressure
Similarly to number six, being wimpy just won’t do. Giving a blowjob is
all about taking the power for a while. So seize it, don’t hold onto it
like you would a parking ticket you’re hoping to lose.
Use a firm (but not too firm) grip and work the penis like you would a
fine instrument (which it is actually!) This is an expression of how you
feel about this person- you want him to know you care!
8. Spitting
Spitting his ejaculate out when he reaches orgasm is really unattractive. If
you think this is what you’re going to do, rather than doing it, suggest
he ejaculate on a different part of your body.
Tell him you’d love to see his ejaculate all over your breasts for instance, or
perhaps your ass. Just saying those things will turn him on and then
he won’t feel rejected when you disseminate his semen onto the floor.
9. Dry mouth
To give a great blowjob, the more lubed up you are, the better. So
precisely the opposite of that- dry mouth- would really suck. (Not
literally!) Think about those times when you dry shaved your legs in a
hurry when you were late for work, and your calves hurt the rest of
the day.
This is similar when it comes to fellatio. A man needs lots of lube to
enjoy the experience. Remember to lick your lips a lot, and maybe
even have a glass of water on hand for desperate measures. Altoids do
the trick in this department too. They produce a lot of saliva and feel
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really good rolling around in your mouth with his penis.
10. Stranglehold
It’s good to grip his penis and let him know you are taking control of
the situation, but strangling the poor dear will not be pleasurable for
anyone involved. He’ll feel very uncomfortable, and so will you when
he gets up and walks away.
Just give it enough pressure that it’s not flopping away from you when
you’re trying to do the deed, but make sure you are gentle. He’s not
asking for an imprint of your palm as a souvenir.
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BJ Positions
And lastly if you’re not sure how to position him when giving head, or
need a refresher, check out this diagram...
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