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FROM THE DIRECTOR AND THE WRITER OF RECOUNT
JULIANNE
MOORE
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WOODY
HARRELSON
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HARRIS
ONLINE GUIDE
MARCH 2012
Politics would never be the same.
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Raised in the wilderness
It ain’t easy being green—
by her father...trained to
just ask Hal Jordan, a
be a deadly fighting
maverick test pilot who
machine...waiting
finds himself chosen to
to
enact the ultimate plan
be part of an ancient
of revenge. For 16-year-
intergalactic peacekeep-
old
(Saoirse
ing force. Ryan Reynolds
Ronan), that day has
brings the phosphorescent
come. As she and her ex-
comic-book superhero
CIA
(Eric
to life in this thrilling
Bana) kick their plan into
adventure packed with
Hanna
agent
dad
high gear, Hanna gets
eye-popping
her first taste of human
effects. With an evil
visual
interaction and experi-
force known as Parallax
ence...even as she races
using fear to devour the
toward a confrontation
universe, it’s up to the
with a sinister secret
raw, but resolute Hal to
agent who will stop at
lead his Green Lantern
nothing
brethren
to
eradicate
into
battle
them. Tom Hollander,
before Earth is consumed.
Olivia Williams, Jason
“A worthy addition to
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and
Cate
Blanchett co-star in this
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Maid of Dishonor is more
Three young women get
like it for hapless Kristen
the upgrade of a lifetime
Wiig as she leads soon-
on a trip to Paris in this
to-be-wed best friend
comedy. Grace (Selena
Maya Rudolph on a dis-
Gomez), Meg (Leighton
astrous path to the altar
Meester) and Emma (Katie
in
Cassidy) find their drab
this
hit
comedy.
Strapped financially and
tour turned into a fanta-
emotionally, Annie (Wiig)
sy when Grace is mistak-
is fiercely protective of
en for a British heiress.
her ‘maid’ duties for her
The tween cast makes
lifelong pal. Enter picture-
up a lovely ensemble as
perfect bridesmaid Helen
they sift through the
(Rose
whose
young-adult complica-
thunder-stealing moves
tions of realizing them-
Byrne)
only serve to expose an
selves, all while playing
increasingly
frazzled
dress-up.
With
Annie’s shortcomings—
Monteith
and
and leading to a hilarious
MacDowell. Directed by
series
Thomas Bezucha; based
of
calamities
Cory
Andie
involving everything from
on
food poisoning to in-flight
“Headhunters” by Jules
intoxication.
the
novel
Wendi
Bass, screen story by
McLendon-Covey, Ellie
Kelly Bowe, screenplay by
Kemper, Melissa McCarthy
Thomas Bezucha & April
and Chris O’Dowd co-star.
Blair & Maria Maggenti.
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ORIGINALS
FROM THE DIRECTOR AND THE WRITER OF RECOUNT
JULIANNE
MOORE
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WOODY
HARRELSON
#
ED
HARRIS
With
John
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B E S T - S E L L I N G
B O O K
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The first season of this
provocative new HBO
during the 2008 U.S.
series heads down its
presidential
final
in
the
election,
stretch
in
four
strategist Steve Schmidt
crackling new episodes!
knew
a
From David Milch (cre-
“game changer” to turn
ator of HBO’s Deadwood)
the tide. And in Sarah
and Michael Mann (Heat,
Palin, he thought he had
Public Enemies) comes
found one—a choice he
this gripping one-hour
later came to regret.
drama series set in the
HBO Films presents this
worlds of horseracing
searing look at the ill-
and gambling. Dustin
fated campaign, pulling
Hoffman
back the curtain on the
Chester
McCain team and their
Bernstein, an intuitive
clash over politics and
tough guy with a long
he
needed
stars
as
history in dirty business.
Moore, Woody Harrelson
As the season heats up,
and
Ace and his longtime
Ed
Harris
star.
Leave nothing to chance.
“Ace”
Julianne
principles.
Politics would never be the same.
McCain
polls
trailing
Directed by Jay Roach;
aide
written by Danny Strong,
continue
(Dennis
to
move
based on the book by
forward
with
their
Mark Halperin and John
dangerous plan to take
Heilemann.
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Kenny Powers is back
From Ricky Gervais and
for more hilarious may-
Stephen Merchant (Extras,
hem as HBO continues
The Office) comes this
Season Three of the raw-
mockumentary comedy
and-raunchy
series
comedy
about
actor
series about a burned-
Warwick Davis’ life as he
out former major-league
tries to hustle and con-
played
by
nive his way back into
McBride.
This
the spotlight. Portraying
pitcher,
Danny
season, Kenny brings his
a
boorish
aggrandizing version of
behavior
to
conceited,
himself, Davis desper-
he has resurrected his
ately tries to revive his
baseball career as the
career as Britain’s go-to
closer for the minor-
little person, running a
league
Beach
talent agency for little
Mermen. Even as he pos-
people (though he takes
tures himself as the new
the best roles for him-
King of Myrtle Beach,
self). He also acts as the
Kenny
to
vice chairman of a society
with
for small people (he’d
come
struggles
to
terms
He’s big on ego.
And a little short on everything else.
self-
Myrtle Beach, SC where
Myrtle
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growing older, both in
rather be chairman), and
his personal life and
seeks advice from old pals
professionally with the
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Best Documentary Short
Disfigured by violence...
The 2012 presidential
scarred for life. For too
election
many Pakistani women
approaching…and
who have become the
Maher and his rotating
victims of acid attacks,
panel of pundits will be
the
is
Bill
physical
there to tackle the tough
scars are rivaled only by
questions (and roast a
the emotional ones that
few candidates along
never leave them—while
the way). HBO presents
their attackers get away
more new editions of
with
this Emmy®-nominated
horrific
minimal
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comedy/talk
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Each live show features
of these vicious attacks
an opening monologue,
and
their
quest
for
series.
“roundtable”
discus-
justice, as well as the
sions, a guest forum,
efforts of a renowned
insights
London
sur-
guests, special taped
Mohammad
segments, and Maher’s
plastic
geon—Dr.
Jawad—who
put
practice
hold
on
his
to
with
other
ever-popular
“New
Rules” which close out
return to his home coun-
the
try to help these and
exposing society’s most
other
(AC)
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HBO
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Real Time
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Shrek Forever After
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Life’s Too Short
Ring Life:
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Without a Trace
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6:50 MAX
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and the Beast
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Living Dead II
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7
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5:50a MAX The Education
of Little Tree
MARCH 2012
8
THURSDAY
5:00a HBO Dirty Work
5:30 MAX The Indian
6:00 HBO Naked Gun 33 1/3:
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The Final Insult
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6:30 HBO
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in the Cupboard
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9
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5:15a HBO The Meteor Man
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Returns
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10
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11
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5:30a MAX House of Sand and Fog
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SHREK FOREVER
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7:15P
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS
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REAL TIME WITH
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2:00 HBO Hanna
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Greek Wedding
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3 back-to-back episodes!
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HBO SUNDAY NIGHT
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8:00P
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9:30P
MARCH 2012
PROGRAM
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12
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Save the World
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Game Change
Chasing Liberty
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Carrie
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Inception
Clash of the Titans
Ring Life:
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Life As We Know It
Game Change
Face/Off
Life’s Too Short
Your Highness
Sexy Wives Sindrome
Fargo
Cabin Fever
Civil Brand
Inventing the Abbotts
Switch
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13
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5:15a HBO Triangle:
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Remembering the Fire
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The Maker
Never Let Me Go
Mean Streets
Colin Quinn Long Story Short
Amityville 3-D
14 WEDNESDAY
5:00a HBO The Making of
5:15
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MAX
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Anastasia
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Unsoppable
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Robin Hood
Lady Gaga Presents
Monster Ball Tour...
There’s Something Wrong
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15
THURSDAY
5:30a HBO Flight of the Conchords
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6:00 HBO The Pee-Wee Herman Show
7:30 HBO
MAX
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on Broadway
Mr. Bean’s Holiday
187
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Unknown
Big Mommas:
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Sophomores
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The Teenie Weenie
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Bound
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The Wizard
16
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5:30a HBO What to Watch
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Beatdown
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Universal Soldier
No Way Out
My Soul to Take
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17
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SATURDAY
18
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Melinda and Melinda
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Opportunity Knocks
Date Night
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Doctor Detroit
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Cop Out
Big Stan
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Hall Pass
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Making of Clash of the Titans
Scorcher
Terminator 3: Rise of...
She’s the One
Saving Face
5:20a HBO
5:40 MAX
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MAX
9:00 HBO
9:15 MAX
11:00 MAX
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Osmosis Jones
Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat
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X-Men: First Class
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Torque
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Game Change
Valentine’s Day
Face/Off
Sucker Punch
X-Men: First Class
Green Lantern
Hall Pass
Luck
Eastbound & Down
Man on Fire
Life’s Too Short
Luck
Eastbound & Down
Life’s Too Short
Co-Ed Confidential 2/Feature
Game Change
Co-Ed Confidential 2/Feature
Wishcraft
Cedar Rapids
Femme Fatales
People I Know
Gloria: In Her Own Words
HBO SATURDAY NIGHT
7:00P
LIFE AS WE
KNOW IT
7:30P
THE FLINTSTONES
IN VIVA LAS VEGAS
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7:15P
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HBO SUNDAY NIGHT
EASTBOUND & DOWN®
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MARCH 2012
PROGRAM
SCHEDULE
19
MONDAY
5:35a HBO
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MAX
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MAX
The Scout
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Our Family Wedding
Arthur
Unstoppable
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Love Crimes of Kabul
Antwone Fisher
Something’s
Gotta Give
The A-Team
Black Swan
Real Time
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The Eagle
Arthur
Boogie Nights
Life’s Too Short
Chemistry
Chemistry
Bruno
George A. Romero’s
Land of the Dead
Gossip
The Making of
Cedar Rapids
State of Grace
The Phantom
of the Opera
5:00 HBO
5:10 MAX
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MAX
8:00 HBO
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10:30 HBO
11:40 MAX
12:05a MAX
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20
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5:15a HBO Saving Face
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6:00 HBO
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of Beau Geste
Independence Day
Conviction
Game Change
Robin Hood
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Out of Sight
Unknown
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3000 Miles
to Graceland
Hanna
Knight and Day
Game Change
Eastbound & Down
Real Sports
With Bryant Gumbel
Red Riding Hood
Luck
The Girl’s Guide
to Depravity
Saving Face
Knight and Day
Hanna
Lingerie
Real Sports
With Bryant Gumbel
Devil
Beatdown
Stay Tuned
Waking Life
Transmission Test
21 WEDNESDAY
5:50a HBO
6:00 MAX
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The Ant Bully
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Ever After
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Chasing Liberty
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The Fourth Kind
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
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Pulp Fiction
Sucker Punch
Inception
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Green Lantern
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Secret Window
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Zane’s Sex Chronicles
Feature
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Big Mommas:
The Girl’s Guide
to Depravity
Darkman
Love & Other Drugs
Mercury Rising
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Movie
22
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Star Trek: First Contact
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Paul
The Making of
Bridesmaids
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Life’s Too Short
Game of Thrones
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Cathouse: The Musical
Game Change
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Henry and June
Spider
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Surviving Christmas
Perfect Creature
5:00 HBO
MAX
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MAX
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23
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MAX
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and the Beast
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The Guardian
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Catwoman
Man on Fire
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Unstoppable
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Sin City Diaries
Eastbound & Down
Lingerie Feature
Lady Gaga Presents
Monster Ball Tour...
Thelma & Louise
The Order
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24
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5:45 MAX
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10:35 MAX
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SATURDAY
25
I Can Be President
The Rite
Dances With Wolves
Game Change
Going the Distance
Real Sports
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Sucker Punch
Event Horizon
Devil
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The Relic
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Our Family Wedding
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Endure
HBO World Championship
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The Teenie Weenie
Bikini Squad
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Luck
Carrie
Bridesmaids
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The Making of Cedar Rapids
Wrong Turn
The Dream Team
5:00a HBO Flight of the Conchords
5:30 HBO Harry Potter and the
HBO SATURDAY NIGHT
THE EAGLE
7:00P
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INCEPTION
6:30P
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9:O0P
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9:15P
HBO WORLD
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MAX
SUNDAY
MAX on Set: Inception
Back to the Future Part III
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The Eagle
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The Maker
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Clash of the Titans
Set It Off
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Inception
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DOA: Dead or Alive
Luck
Black Swan
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Life’s Too Short
Luck
Sexy Wives Sindrome
Eastbound & Down
Life’s Too Short
Green Lantern
Lingerie
Beatdown
Win Win
HBO SUNDAY NIGHT
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Season Finale!
MARCH/
APRIL 2012
PROGRAM
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26
MONDAY
5:00a HBO Triangle:
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9:00 MAX
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MARCH 2012
PROGRAM
GUIDE: A-Z
THIS MONTH ON HBO AND CINEMAX
A
THE A-TEAM A fugitive Special Forces
team leaves mayhem in their wake in this
action-packed update of the classic ‘80s
TV series. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:59. HBO
Mar.5,7,10,13,19,22,25,30 C5EH
THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU Fate takes a
hand in the pre-planned lives of a politician
and a ballerina in this intriguing tale. Matt
Damon and Emily Blunt star. (AC,MV)
PG13-1:46. MAX Mar.31 CDEH
THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND
BULLWINKLE The madcap moose and his
trusty squirrel sidekick head into the real
world to thwart a devious plot in this liveaction/animated comedy. (AC,MV) PG1:32. HBO Mar.12,28 C5EH
THE ALARMIST Two burglar alarm
salesmen create a demand for their
product by breaking into homes. Stanley
Tucci and David Arquette star. (AC,AL,BN)
R-1:31. MAX Mar.26 CSEH
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE
SQUEAKQUEL Alvin and his Chipmunk
buddies rock out more musical hits–while
also attending high school–in this fun
and tuneful family sequel. (MV) PG-1:29.
HBO Mar.3,13,21,29 C5EH
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR A couple’s
Long Island home turns out to be a house
of horrors in this frightening 1979 tale.
(AC,AL,GV) R-1:59. MAX Mar.2 CEH
AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION
Demonic forces terrorize another family
and take possession of a teen. (AL,GV,N,
RP,SC) R-1:44. MAX Mar.7 CEH
AMITYVILLE 3-D The world’s most famous
house of horror lures a skeptical journalist
and his ex-wife into its deadly grip in this
third Amityville shocker. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:33. MAX Mar.13 CSEH
ANASTASIA A young orphan might be the
last of Czarist Russia’s bluebloods in this
musical fable of royalty, risk and romance.
G-1:34. HBO Mar.14,26 C5EH
THE ANT BULLY Ants shrink a naughty boy
down to their size in order to teach him a
valuable lesson in this animated tale. (MV)
PG-1:29. HBO Mar.21,30 C5EH
ANTWONE FISHER Denzel Washington’s
directorial debut is a true story of a hottempered Navy man who confronts his
anger. Derek Luke, Joy Bryant. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:00. HBO Mar.2,8,19 CDEH
ARTHUR Love threatens to come between
drunken playboy Russell Brand and his
inheritance in this remake. (AC,MV)
PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.19 C5EH
ATLANTIC CITY HOOKERS: IT AIN’T E-Z
BEING A HO’ America Undercover This
docu focuses on purveyors of the world’s
profession in Atlantic City. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:00. HBO Mar.1 CSEH
B
BACK TO THE FUTURE Michael J. Fox is an
’80s teen who accidentally almost uncreates himself by disrupting his teen
parents-to-be in this hit. (AC,AL,MV) PG1:56. MAX Mar.4,19,31 CDEH
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III Marty
McFly revs up the DeLorean one last time
to save the life of Doc Brown in the
conclusion to the sci-fi trilogy. (AC,AL) PG1:58. MAX Mar.25 CDEH
BEATDOWN A tough young street fighter
brawls his way to the top of an
underground cage-fighting circuit. Starring
Rudy Youngblood. (AL,GV,N) R-1:30.
HBO Mar.16,20,25,31 C5EH
THE BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST Wacky
Fran Drescher goes to Slovetzia to tutor the
president’s kids in this comedy. (AC)
PG-1:47. HBO Mar.6,23 C5EH
BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
‘Big Momma’ shows up when FBI man
Martin Lawrence goes undercover–in a
girls school. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47. HBO
Mar.1,4,9,10,15,17,21 C5EH
BIG STAN Rob Schneider stars as a realestate scammer who transforms himself
into a tough guy to survive. (AC,GL,MV,N)
R-1:49. MAX Mar.7,17 CSEH
BLACK SHEEP Comedy cohorts Chris
Farley and David Spade team up in this
laughfest about a political candidate’s bozo
brother and the geek who is hired to keep
him out of trouble. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:26. MAX Mar.6,17 CSEH
BLACK SWAN Obsession drives a ballerina
(Oscar®-winner Natalie Portman) to the
brink of madness. Vincent Cassel, Mila Kunis,
Barbara Hershey. (AC,GL,GV,SC) R-1:48.
MAX Mar.2,6,10,19,25 CDEH
BOOGIE NIGHTS Mark Wahlberg stars as a
well endowed porn superstar whose rise to
the top precipitates a swift fall into drugs.
With Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds, Don
Cheadle and John C. Reilly. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
R-2:36. MAX Mar.11,19 CDEH
BOUND Mob moll Jennifer Tilly and Gina
Gershon get hot and heavy while plotting to
rob a brutal gangster in this cult hit. Also
with Joe Pantoliano and John Ryan. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.15 CDH
BOXING All-new fight doubleheader with
middleweight king Sergio Martinez facing
Matthew Macklin; plus, Edwin Rodriguez
takes on Donovan George. (AL) TVPG/L2:12. HBO Mar.17,18,19 CSEH
BOXING Super lightweight champion Erik
Morales vs. Danny Garcia; plus, James
Kirkland vs. Carlos Molina. (AL) TVPG/L2:12. HBO Mar.24,25,26 CSEH
THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE It’s the ’90s,
but the Bradys are stuck in the ’70s in this
spoof that has those zany kids trying to
raise money to save their house. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:28. HBO Mar.27 CDEH
BRIDESMAIDS Maid of Dishonor is more
like it for Kristen Wiig as she leads soon-tobe-wed Maya Rudolph on a disastrous path
to the altar in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R2:05. HBO Mar.24,27 C5EH
BROADCAST NEWS An insider’s look at
the lives of an anchorman, a reporter and a
hot-shot producer on a network news team.
William Hurt, Holly Hunter, Albert Brooks.
(AL,BN) R-2:12. MAX Mar.5 CSEH
BRUNO Sacha Baron Cohen is Bruno, a
flamboyant Austrian fashionista who has
come to L.A. to find stardom. (AC,GL,N,V)
BULL DURHAM A pitcher and a veteran
catcher of a minor league team fall for a
baseball groupie. Kevin Costner, Susan
Sarandon, Tim Robbins. (AC,AL,N,V) R1:48. MAX Mar.5,10,15,28 CDEH
BUSTY COEDS VS. LUSTY CHEERLEADERS Passion and competition collide
when contestants compete in the “Hottie of
the Year” contest. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:15. MAX Mar.1,16 CSH
C
CABIN FEVER An idyllic vacation to the
mountains takes a turn for five college
youths who come into contact with a nasty
flesh-eating disease. (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R1:32. MAX Mar.12,26 CDEH
CAN’T HARDLY WAIT A high school
graduation bash sets the stage for love.
Jennifer Love Hewitt. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:41. HBO Mar.13,22 C5EH
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES A slacker takes
a job at a department store and is locked in
the building overnight with a beautiful girl
in this comedy. Starring Frank Whaley,
Jennifer Connelly. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:23. HBO Mar.27 CSEH
CARRIE Sissy Spacek is the telekinetic
teen who turns prom night into a terrible
bloodbath in this horror classic based on
Stephen King’s book. John Travolta. (GV,
N) R-1:38. MAX Mar.1,12,24 CEH
CATFISH A Facebook friendship takes a
strange series of turns that leads a young
man on a disturbing journey. (AC,AL)
CATHOUSE: COME TO THE PARTY! A look
inside the bustling, bust-filled Moonlite
Bunny Ranch in Nevada. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:25. HBO Mar.1,15,28 CSE
CATHOUSE: THE MUSICAL The Moonlite
Bunny Ranch’s most vocally talented
working girls sing in this sexy musical
edition of Cathouse! (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:42. HBO Mar.13,22 CSEH
CATWOMAN A cosmetics company
employee murdered for her knowledge of
the firm’s flaws returns to life as a vengeful
vixen. Halle Berry. (AC,V) PG13-1:44. HBO
CDEH
Mar.5,10,15,20,23,26
CEDAR RAPIDS A weekend insurance
convention proves to be a hotbed of sex for
a young man. Ed Helms, John C. Reilly and
Anne Heche star. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:27.
HBO Mar.15,18,21,29,31 C5EH
CHASING LIBERTY A President’s daughter
gives her guards the slip and enjoys a
holiday. Mandy Moore. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:51. HBO Mar.3,8,12,16,21 CDEH
CHASING PAPI A Latino Casanova courts
three women in three cities. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:20. HBO Mar.7,16 CDEH
CHEMISTRY Opposites attract in this adult
series. 03: Smoke & Mirrors (AC,AL,N,
SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:27. MAX Mar.8
CSH; 04: Montecito (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:24. MAX Mar.8 CSH;
05: Flesh Wounds (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:25. MAX Mar.19 CSH;
06:
Downtime
(AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:27. MAX Mar.19 CSH
CHILD’S PLAY 2 Chucky the doll returns to
terrorize a young boy again. Alex Vincent,
Jenny Agutter, Gerrit Graham. (AC,AL,GV)
CHILD’S PLAY 3 Ultra-evil doll Chucky
piles up the body count as he hunts young
Andy and his pals in this flick. (AC,AL,GV)
CITY SLICKERS: THE LEGEND OF
CURLY’S GOLD Billy Crystal is back as a
city dweller who treks across the American
West on a gold expedition. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:56. HBO Mar.2,28 CSEH
CIVIL BRAND An African American woman
attempts to expose the atrocities inflicted
upon female inmates. LisaRaye stars. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:31. HBO Mar.12 CDEH
CLASH OF THE TITANS A heroic mortal
battles every terror the gods can send his
way in this remake. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:46.
HBO Mar.3,8,12,23,25 C5EH
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL Adult series. 2:
Sophomores 01: Welcome Back (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.15
CSH; 2: Sophomores 02: Undecided
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Mar.4
CSH; 2: Sophomores 03: French
Style (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX
Mar.18 CSH; 2: Sophomores:
Feature 03: Sex Ed (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:30. MAX Mar.18 CSH;
3: Spring Break Feature 02: Horizontal
Mambo
(AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,LCSH
1:26.
MAX
Mar.31
COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT Colin
Quinn undertakes a tour of world history in
this comedy special. (AC,AL) TVMA/L1:23. HBO Mar.3,13,29 CDH
THE COMPANY A renowned ballet
company in Chicago takes on a new dance
project in this drama. Starring Malcolm
McDowell and Neve Campbell. (AC,AL)
CONFIDENCE A cocky con man agrees to
pull off a seemingly impossible scam for a
big-time swindler. Ed Burns, Rachel Weisz,
Andy Garcia, Paul Giamatti. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:37. HBO Mar.31 CDEH
CONVICTION Oscar®-winner Hilary Swank
delivers a stirring portrayal of a young
woman who launched an 18-year crusade
to overturn her brother’s murder conviction.
Sam Rockwell. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:47.
MAX Mar.2,11,20,29 CDEH
COP OUT Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan
play a pair of inept cops in this buddy-cop
comedy from Kevin Smith. (AC,GL,V) R1:47. MAX Mar.17,27 CDEH
THE COTTON CLUB Francis Ford Coppola’s
story of Harlem’s notorious nightclub in the
1920s with Richard Gere as a musician
caught up in its risky world. (AL,GV) R2:09. MAX Mar.5,30 CSEH
CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE Jet Li and DMX
team up in this action-thriller about a battle
between cops and criminals over a stash of
valuable black diamonds. (AC,AL,BN,V)
THE CUTTING EDGE: GOING FOR THE
GOLD A quarreling pair of figure skaters
heat up the ice while training for pure
Olympic gold. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D1:38. MAX Mar.2,10,22,27 CSEH
D
DANCES WITH WOLVES Kevin Costner’s
directorial debut with this Oscar®-winning
Best Picture about a soldier. (AC,AL,BN,V)
PG13-3:01. MAX Mar.2,12,24 CSH
DARK FANTASIES College students
participating in a sleep experiment get
more than they bargained for in this erotic
thriller. Jack Lawrence. (AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:21. MAX Mar.3,13,22 CSH
MARCH 2012
PROGRAM
GUIDE: A-Z
DARKMAN Sam Raimi’s comic-book thriller
about a scientist who uses his talents to
take revenge on the gangsters who
maimed him. Liam Neeson. (AC,AL,V) R1:35. MAX Mar.9,21,29 CDEH
DATE NIGHT Steve Carell and Tina Fey are
a couple whose wild night out injects some
much-needed spark into their marriage.
Taraji P. Henson. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28.
MAX Mar.1,11,17,23,28 CDEH
DECEIVED Goldie Hawn sparkles as a
married art expert whose ideal life is
shattered by the discovery of her husband’s
deceptive behavior. (AC,AL,V) PG131:48. MAX Mar.10,26 CSEH
DEMETRIUS AND THE GLADIATORS
Victor Mature and Susan Hayward star in
this spectacular 1954 sequel to The Robe.
TVG-1:41. MAX Mar.6 CSEH
DEVIL Five strangers are stuck in an elevator
in a Philadelphia high-rise...and one is
Satan in this chiller! (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:20.
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID A sixth grader
attempts to find his place in the gawky
world of junior high in this family film.
(MV) PG-1:33. MAX Mar.4 CDEH
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES
Young underdog Greg Heffley is back for
torment at the hands of his brother Rodrick
and more in this second hilarious flick.
DIRTY WORK Two slacker buddies devise
a revenge-for-hire business that becomes
an instant success. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG131:22.
HBO
Mar.8
CSEH
D.O.A: DEAD OR ALIVE A group of talented
martial artists are called to compete in the
DOA tournament: Dead or Alive. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:26. MAX Mar.3,25 CDEH
DOCTOR DETROIT Snooty college professor
Dan Aykroyd assumes the identity of a
pimp in this hilarious 1983 comedy. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:30. MAX Mar.17 CEH
DR. SEUSS’ THE CAT IN THE HAT Dr.
Seuss’ fantastical feline is brought to
frenzied life in this live-action adaptation of
the beloved children’s book. Starring the
one and only Mike Myers. (AC,MV) PG1:22. MAX Mar.1,18 CDEH
DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY Jason
Scott Lee stars as the master martial artist
and actor Bruce Lee. (AC,AL,V) PG132:00. HBO Mar.30 C5EH
THE DREAM TEAM Four mental patients
find themselves left to their own devices in
NYC. Michael Keaton, Christopher Lloyd,
Peter Boyle, Stephen Furst star. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:52. MAX Mar.14,24 CSEH
DRUMLINE A talented marching band
drummer’s inability to march to anything
but his own beat. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:59.
HBO Mar.3,5,9,15,28 CDEH
E
THE EAGLE A Roman soldier ventures into
treacherous British lands to recover an
icon. Channing Tatum. (V) PG13-1:54.
MAX Mar.10,15,19,25,28 CDEH
EASTBOUND & DOWN All-new episodes of
this HBO comedy series starring Danny
McBride. 15: Chapter 15 (AC,AL) TVMA/L:30. HBO Mar.2 C5EH; 16:
Chapter 16 (AC,AL) TVMA-:29. HBO
Mar.4,6,7,9 C5EH; 17: Chapter
17
(AC,AL)
TVMA-:29.
HBO
Mar.11,13,14,16 C5EH; 18:
Mar.18,20,21,23 C5EH; 19:
Mar.25,27,28,30
C5EH
THE EDUCATION OF LITTLE TREE An
orphan boy learns some life lessons in this
memoir set in 1930s Tennessee. (AL)
EMMANUELLE THROUGH TIME: ROD
STEELE 0014 & NAKED AGENT 0069
Time-traveling Emmanuelle must pose as
a secret agent with Rod Steele to stop a
shooting in this sexy tale. (AL,MV,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:27. MAX Mar.9,29 CSH
ENDURE A photo leads two detectives on a
desperate race to find a woman tied up in
the woods before a maniac finishes her off.
Judd Nelson and Devon Sawa star. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.24,29 CDEh
ENVY Envy drives a stake between two
buddies when one becomes rich. Starring
Ben Stiller, Jack Black. (AC,AL) PG131:39. HBO Mar.2,10,22 CDEH
EVENT HORIZON A space rescue crew
enters a world of evil when they happen
upon a spaceship lost earlier. Laurence
Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V)
EVER AFTER When a wealthy landowner
dies, his sweet young daughter is made a
servant by her wicked stepmother in this
update of Cinderella. Drew Barrymore and
Anjelica Huston star. (AC,AL,V) PG132:01. HBO Mar.12,21 C5EH
EXORCIST THE BEGINNING The chilling
prequel to William Friedkin’s 1973 classic
chronicles Fr. Merrin’s battle against
possession. Stellan Skarsgard. (AL,BN,
GV) R-1:54. MAX Mar.9 CDEH
EXPORTING RAYMOND ‘Everybody Loves
Raymond’ creator Phil Rosenthal ventures
to Moscow to create a Russian version of
the hit series in this documentary. (AL) PG1:25. HBO Mar.3,6,10 C5EH
F
FACE/OFF FBI agent John Travolta agrees
to switch lives–and faces–with savage
terrorist Nicolas Cage. (AC,AL,V) R-2:19.
MAX Mar.7,12,18,27,31 CDEH
FARGO The Coen Brothers’ morose 1996
classic about kidnapping, extortion and a
grisly wood chipper massacre. (AC,BN,V)
R-1:38. HBO Mar.12,29 C5EH
FATAL INSTINCT Director Carl Reiner
plays on the greats in this take on a ‘Fatal
Attraction,’ ‘Basic Instinct’. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:30. MAX Mar.8,23 CSEH
FEMALE ON THE BEACH Joan Crawford
shines as a widower who finds herself in
an unseemly romance. (AC,MV) TVPG/V,DCEH
1:37.
MAX
Mar.8
FEMME FATALE Brian De Palma directed
this thriller with Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
as a dangerous blonde. (AC,AL,N,V) R1:54. HBO Mar.7,30 CDEH
FEMME FATALES Erotic series. 05: The
White Flower (AC,GL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,
S,L-:27. MAX Mar.27 CDH; 06:
Girls Gone Dead (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.8,18 CDH; 07:
Haunted (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:27.
CDH
MAX
Mar.5,22
FEVER HBO Original Movie An ex-con
and a lawyer team up to help the woman
they both love. Armand Assante. (AL,N,V)
FFOLKES Sabotage expert Roger Moore
takes on a terrorist who is threatening to
blow up a major oil rig in this thriller. (AC,
AL,V) PG-1:40. MAX Mar.19 CEH
A FISH CALLED WANDA American beauty
Jamie Lee Curtis gets involved in a London
jewel heist in this hit comedy. John Cleese,
Kevin Kline and Michael Palin co-star. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CEH
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Encore plays
of the critically acclaimed HBO comedy
series. 07: Drive By (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:26.
HBO Mar.11,22 CSEH; 19: Prime
Minister (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:28. HBO
Mar.23
C5EH;
20:
Newzealandtown (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:25.
HBO
Mar.3,15,26
C5EH
THE FLINTSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS
Fred & Barney get help from the Great
Gazoo in finding their lovely wives. (AL)
PG-1:31. MAX Mar.1,13,31 CDEH
THE FOURTH KIND A psychologist in a
remote Alaskan town fears disappearances
could be alien abductions. (AC,AL,V) PG131:38. MAX Mar.4,13,21,29 CDEH
G
GAME CHANGE HBO Original Movie The
2008 presidential campaign of John
McCain and Sarah Palin is seen from the
inside in this drama. Julianne Moore, Woody
Harrelson and Ed Harris star. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:58. HBO Mar.10,11,12,
16,18,20,22,24,28,31 C5EH
GAME OF THRONES All-new episodes of
the epic HBO drama series. 06: A Golden
Crown (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:53. HBO
Mar.1 C5EH; 07: You Win Or
You Die (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.
HBO Mar.8 C5EH; 08: The
Pointy End (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.
HBO Mar.15 C5EH; 09: Baelor
(AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:56. HBO Mar.22
C5EH;
10:
Fire and Blood (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L:53. HBO Mar.29 C5EH
GEORGE A. ROMERO’S LAND OF THE
DEAD Human survivors dwell within a city
that is surrounded by zombies. Simon
Baker, John Leguizamo. (AC,AL,GV,SC) R1:33. HBO Mar.19 CDEH
GET CARTER Sylvester Stallone plays a
criminal enforcer who suspects his
brother’s death was foul play. Also with
Mickey Rourke, Michael Caine. (AC,AL,V)
THE GETAWAY Alec Baldwin and Kim
Basinger are thieves running for the
Mexican border with a suitcase full of loot
after a heist goes bad. (AC,AL,N,V) R1:55. MAX Mar.3,13,28 CDEH
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR A bookish highschool teen falls for a porn star who moves
in next door to him. Emile Hirsch, Elisha
Cuthbert. (AL,MV,N,SC) R-1:49. MAX
Mar.6,11,14,19,24,29
CDEH
THE GIRL’S GUIDE TO DEPRAVITY Two
single women create their own unique list
of dating rules in this erotic series. 01: The
Break-Up Rule (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L:29. MAX Mar.3,11 CSH; 02: The
Last
Woman
Standing
Rule
(AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX
Mar.2,4,6,7,10,11 CSH; 03: The
Puma Rule (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:27.
MAX Mar.9,11,13,14,17 CSH; 04:
The Vibrator Rule (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Mar.16,18,20,21,24
CSH;
05: The B*tch Rule
(AC,GL,MV,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:26. MAX
Mar.23,25,27,28,31 CSH; 06: The
Magic P***y Rule (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.30 CSH
GLORIA: IN HER OWN WORDS HBO
Documentary Films A vivid portrait of
Gloria Steinem. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D1:01. HBO Mar.18,22,29 CSEH
GOING THE DISTANCE Drew Barrymore
and Justin Long try to make a longdistance romance work. (AC,AL,MV) R1:42. MAX Mar.5,9,24,30 CDEH
THE GONG SHOW MOVIE Acts too hot for
the regular TV “Gong Show” make for
raunchy shenanigans in this comedy cult
favorite featuring Chuck Barris. (AC,AL,N)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.21 CEH
GOSSIP Inspired by a course in journalism,
a group of college students generate a
piece of gossip to see where it leads.
James Marsden, Lena Headey. (AC,AL,V)
THE GREAT WHITE HYPE A boxing
promoter tries to drum up interest in his
heavyweight champ by creating a white
‘contender’ in this satire. Samuel L. Jackson,
Jeff Goldblum and Peter Berg star. (AC,
AL) R-1:31. HBO Mar.1 CDEH
GREEN LANTERN Ryan Reynolds brings
the phosphorescent comic-book superhero
to life as he leads the fight against an evil
alien force. (AL,MV) PG13-1:54. HBO
Mar.17,18,21,25,27,31 C5EH
THE GUARDIAN A nanny has an evil
connection with a sacred haunted tree in
this horror film. Jenny Seagrove. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.23 CSEH
GULLIVER’S TRAVELS Jack Black finds
himself in the land of Lilliput where he
towers over its tiny citizens in this adaptation of the classic novel. (MV) PG-1:25.
HBO Mar.4,7,18,22,26,30 C5EH
H
HALL PASS Owen Wilson and Jason
Sudeikis are buddies whose long-suffering
wives decide to give them a week off from
marriage in this comedy. (AL,MV,N,SC) R1:45. MAX Mar.17,18,22,28 CDEH
HALLOWEEN II Michael Myers continues
his bloody reign of murder on Halloween
night in this sequel. Jamie Lee Curtis. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.21 CDEH
HANNA A girl raised to be a fighting
machine enacts her ex-CIA agent father’s
thrilling plan for revenge. Saoirse Ronan,
Eric Bana. (MV) PG13-1:51. HBO Mar.3,
4,6,11,14,17,20,24,30 C5EH
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY
HALLOWS (PART 1) Harry and his friends
leave Hogwarts behind to battle the evil
Voldemort. (AC,V) PG13-2:26. HBO Mar.
1,4,7,10,13,16,25,26 C5EH
HBO FIRST LOOK: American Reunion
Behind the scenes of the newest installment in the American Pie film series. TV14:13. HBO Mar.27,29,30 CSh
MARCH 2012
PROGRAM
GUIDE: A-Z
HEART AND SOULS Robert Downey Jr. is a
city slicker with four feisty angels. (AC,AL)
HEARTS IN ATLANTIS Anthony Hopkins
stars in this Stephen King adaptation about
a boy’s friendship with a mysterious
clairvoyant stranger. (AC,AL,RP,V) PG131:41. MAX Mar.11,30 CDEH
HENRY AND JUNE 1930s Paris is the
setting for this drama about the torrid affair
between writers Anais Nin and Henry Miller.
Fred Ward, Uma Thurman. (AC,AL,N,SC)
NC17-2:16. MAX Mar.22 CSEH
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES Four young
travelers are trapped in a house of horrors
in this Rob Zombie shocker. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.11 CDEH
HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG A beautiful
home becomes the crux of a conflict.
Jennifer Connelly, Ben Kingsley. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-2:06. MAX Mar.10,27 CDEH
HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN Former prowrestler Dave Bautista is an ex-cop on the
run from cops and criminals. (AL,SC,V) R1:28. MAX Mar.4,20 CDEH
HOUSESITTER Architect Steve Martin finds
that con artist Goldie Hawn has moved into
his house while posing as his wife. (AC,AL)
PG-1:41. MAX Mar.9,17 CSEH
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON A Viking
boy befriends a dragon in this Oscar®-nominated animated hit. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:38.
HBO Mar.8,11,16,27,31 C5EH
I
I CAN BE PRESIDENT: A KID’S-EYE VIEW
HBO Family Documentary Kids share their
thoughts on what it would be like to grow
up to become President of the U.S. TVY:22. HBO Mar.4,12,24,30 CSEH
IDENTITY A group of strangers are
stranded at a remote motel where a
maniac begins slaying them. With John
Cusack, Ray Liotta. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R1:30. MAX Mar.1,14,27 CDEH
I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA A good-guy
GI returns home to battle nasty thugs, win
the girl and save the day in this hilarious
spoof of ‘blaxploitation’ flicks. (AL,N,V) R1:29. MAX Mar.8,28 CSEH
IN & OUT Kevin Kline plays a straight
schoolteacher who is ‘outed’ on national
television by a former student in this
comedy. Joan Cusack. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:30. MAX Mar.4,8,21,31 CDEH
THE IN CROWD A young woman just out of
an asylum winds up in the company of a
sexy siren who harbors sinister secrets. Lori
Heuring, Susan Ward. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG131:45. HBO Mar.6,15,23 C5EH
INCEPTION Christopher Nolan’s futuristic
thriller with Leonardo DiCaprio as a
criminal who specializes in infiltrating
people’s dreams. (MV) PG13-2:28. MAX
Mar.3,8,12,16,21,25
CDEH
INDEPENDENCE DAY Will Smith and Bill
Pullman lead humanity against an alien
invasion in this sci-fi hit. (AL,V) PG13-2:25.
HBO Mar.6,9,11,15,20,24 CDEH
THE INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD A boy
discovers his new cupboard has magical
powers. Hal Scardino, Lindsay Crouse. (AL,
MV) PG-1:36. MAX Mar.8 CDEH
INVENTING THE ABBOTTS Two brothers
grow up smitten with a pair of high-society
sisters in a 1950s small town. Liv Tyler,
Joaquin Phoenix, Billy Crudup star. (AC,AL,
BN) R-1:47. MAX Mar.12 CDEH
J
THE JEWEL OF THE NILE Kathleen Turner
and Michael Douglas star in this sequel to
Romancing the Stone. Danny DeVito. (AL,
BN,V) PG-1:46. MAX Mar.12 CSEH
JUST MARRIED Two lovebirds go on the
honeymoon from hell. Ashton Kutcher and
Brittany Murphy star. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:35. MAX Mar.2,7,16,31 CDEH
K
KNIGHT AND DAY Tom Cruise is a superspy who takes hapless Cameron Diaz on a
wild adventure. (AL,MV) PG13-1:49. MAX
Mar.2,11,15,20,26,31
CDEH
L
LADY GAGA PRESENTS THE MONSTER
BALL TOUR: AT MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN Lady Gaga performs in New York
City in this concert event. (AC,AL) TVMA/L1:55. HBO Mar.14,23,31 C5H
LAST MAN STANDING Bruce Willis walks
a fine line between two warring gangs in
Prohibition-era Jericho, Texas in this
thrilling update of Yojimbo. (AC,AL,N,V) R1:41. MAX Mar.3,13,16,22,26,29 CDE
THE LAST REMAKE OF BEAU GESTE
Marty Feldman’s foreign legion spoof
finds the bug-eyed comic as the hapless
brother to a handsome legionnairre. (AC,
AL) PG-1:24. MAX Mar.20 CEH
THE LAZARUS EFFECT HBO Documentary
Films Inside the HIV/AIDS pandemic in East
Africa and the impact of drug treatments.
(AC) TVPG/D-:32. HBO Mar.2 CSEH
LEAVE IT TO BEAVER Beaver Cleaver and
his all-American family are back in this
1997 film of the classic TV show. (AC,MV)
PG-1:28. HBO Mar.23 C5EH
LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS THE OWLS
OF GA’HOOLE An owl launches a quest to
locate the legendary defenders of his species.
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT Polar-opposite
godparents Katherine Heigl and Josh
Duhamel must raise a child. (AC,AL) PG131:55. MAX Mar.1,7,12,24 CDEH
LIFE’S TOO SHORT Comedy series from
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. 02:
Episode 2 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO
Mar.1 C5EH; 03: Episode 3
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.4,5,8
C5 EH; 04: Episode 4 (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.11,12,15 C5
EH; 05: Episode 5 (AC,AL) TVMA/L:28. HBO Mar.18,19,22 C5EH;
06: Episode 6 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO
Mar.25,26,29
C5EH
LINGERIE Erotic series. 23: Naughty
Couture (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.
MAX Mar.2 CSH; 24: Exotic
Dancer (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29.
MAX Mar.9,14 CSH; 25: Exposed
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX
Mar.25 CSH; 26: Walk the Walk
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX
Mar.20 CSH; Feature 05: Sheer
Delight (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:56.
MAX Mar.7,23 CSH; Feature 06:
Model Mayhem(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L1:27.
MAX
Mar.26
CSH
LOST IN TRANSLATION Bill Murray and
Scarlett Johansson are unlikely friends in
Tokyo in this Oscar®-winning drama. (AC,
AL) R-1:42. MAX Mar.6 CDEH
LOVE & OTHER DRUGS Slick Viagra salesman Jake Gyllenhaal falls for Parkinson’s
patient Anne Hathaway. (AC,AL,N) R-1:52.
HBO Mar.13,21,26 C5EH
LOVE CRIMES OF KABUL HBO
Documentary Films Inside Afghanistan’s
Badam Baugh Women’s Prison. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-1:12. HBO Mar.19 SEH
LOVE DON’T COST A THING A nerdy teen
cuts a deal with a popular schoolmate.
Nick Cannon stars. (AC,AL) PG13-1:42.
HBO Mar.6,12,17,23,29 CSEH
LUCK Dustin Hoffman stars in this HBO
series. 05: Episode 5 (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-:46. HBO Mar.3 C5EH;
06: Episode 6 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:52. HBO
07:
Mar.4,6,7,10 C5EH;
Episode 7 (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:52. HBO
Mar.11,13,14,17 C5EH; 08:
Episode 8 (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:47. HBO
Mar.18,20,21,24 C5EH; 09:
Episode 9 (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-1:07.
HBO Mar.25,27,28,31 C5EH
M
MACGRUBER The mullet-loving character
from Saturday Night Live returns in this
riotous comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:30. MAX
CDEH
Mar.5,8,17,23,27
THE MAKER An adopted teenager joins his
long-lost brother in a life of thievery and
grift in this thriller. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:39.
CDEH
MAX
Mar.13,25,30
THE MAKING OF Behind-the-scenes
specials. Bridesmaids (AC,AL,MV)
TVPG/V,L,D-:12. HBO Mar.22,26,31
CSEH; Cedar Rapids (AC,AL,
MV) TV14/V,L,D-:14. HBO Mar.12,19,24
CSEH; Clash of the Titans (V)
TVPG/V-:13. HBO Mar.17,25 CSH;
Gulliver’s Travels (MV) TVPG/V-:12. HBO
Mar.1,6,18,26 CSEH; How To
Train Your Dragon (MV) TVPG/V-:13.
HBO Mar.14,30 CSEH; Scott
Pilgram vs. the World (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-:13. HBO Mar.29 CSEH
MAN ON FIRE A bodyguard avenges the
kidnapping of a little girl. Starring Denzel
Washington, Dakota Fanning. (AC,GL,GV)
MAN ON THE MOON Jim Carrey delivers
one of his best performances as enigmatic
comedian Andy Kaufman in this film that
earned him a Golden Globe. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:59. HBO Mar.8 C5EH
MARATHON BOY HBO Documentary
Films The story of an Indian boy who rose to
fame as a long-distance runner before his
coach was caught up in a scandal. (AL,V)
TV14/V,L-1:39. HBO Mar.2 5EH
MARMADUKE This hilarious live-action
family film follows the tail-wagging
adventures of the massive Great Dane on
the West Coast. Voice of Owen Wilson. (MV)
PG-1:28. MAX Mar.6,29 CDEH
MAX ON SET Behind-the-scenes featurettes. Inception (V) TVPG/V-:13. MAX
Mar.25 CSH; Knight and Day
(AC,V) TVPG/V,D-:13. MAX Mar.16
CSH;
Robin Hood (AC,V)
TVPG/V,D-:13. MAX Mar.26 CS
EH; Shrek Forever After (MV)
TVPG/V-:13. MAX Mar.13 CSH;
Unstoppable (MV) TVPG/V-:12. MAX
Mar.14 CSH; Valentine’s Day (AC,
AL) TVPG/L,D-:13. MAX Mar.22 CSH
MEAN STREETS Martin Scorsese’s stark,
realistic look at the life of a loan shark on
the streets of Manhattan’s Little Italy. With
Robert De Niro, Harvey Keitel, David Proval,
Amy Robinson, Richard Romanus. (AL,
N,V) R-1:52. MAX Mar.13,29 CEH
MEL BROOKS AND DICK CAVETT
TOGETHER AGAIN HBO Special
Presentation Comedy legend Mel Brooks
and talk-show pioneer Dick Cavett unite on
stage for an evening of side-splitting jokes,
anecdotes, and more. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D:56.
HBO
Mar.5,27
CSH
MELINDA AND MELINDA Two playwrights
debating life as comedy or tragedy create
two versions of the same story-one comic,
one tragic-in this Woody Allen film.
Chiwetal Ejiofor, Will Ferrell, Jonny Lee
Miller and Radha Mitchell star. (AC,AL,SC)
PG13-1:39. MAX Mar.17 CEH
MEN IN BLACK Two extraterrestrialhunting agents from a top-secret
goverment agency sniff out an intergalactic
conspiracy to destroy Earth in this sci-fi
comedy with Tommy Lee Jones and Will
Smith. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:38. HBO
C5EH
Mar.3,8,13,16,28,31
MERCURY RISING Maverick federal agent
Bruce Willis protects an autistic boy from
assassins after he cracks a top-secret
government code. (AC,AL,V) R-1:51. MAX
CDEH
Mar.1,11,16,21,31
THE METEOR MAN A meteor strike
transforms a wimpy schoolteacher into a
crime-fighting superhero in this comedy
adventure. Robert Townsend. (AL,V)
PG13-1:40. HBO Mar.9 CSEH
MISSING A desperate American father
searches through Chile for his son, who
has mysteriously disappeared during the
coup of 1973. Jack Lemmon and Sissy
Spacek star in this thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
PG-2:02. MAX Mar.16 CEH
MODERN PROBLEMS Chevy Chase stars
as a depressed air-traffic controller who
suddenly finds himself endowed with
telekinetic powers. Patti D’Arbanville.
(AC,AL) PG-1:33. MAX Mar.9 CEH
MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD
Riotous comedy about a California couple
who are kidnapped by a lovestruck
intergalactic despot. With Jon Lovitz, Dwier
Brown and Kathy Ireland. (AC,AL) PGCDH
1:28.
MAX
Mar.12
MOMENT BY MOMENT Bored housewife
Lily Tomlin finds her passion stoked by
young, hunky drifter John Travolta in this
memorable 1978 romance. (AC,AL) RCSEH
1:45. MAX
Mar.1
MONTE CARLO Three young women get
the upgrade of a lifetime on a post-high
school trip to Paris in this comedy. Selena
Gomez, Leighton Meester, Katie Cassidy.
(AL,MV) PG-1:49. HBO Mar.31 C5E
MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY The befuddled Mr.
Bean of the hit television series wins a
French excursion that goes wildly awry in
this comedy sequel. Rowan Atkinson, Emma
de Caunes and Willem Dafoe star.
G-1:27. HBO Mar.15,26 C5EH
MARCH 2012
PROGRAM
GUIDE: A-Z
MR. MOM Michael Keaton becomes a
stay-at-home dad struggling with the kids’
carpool, the vacuum cleaner, and more.
MR. NANNY Nanny/bodyguard Hulk Hogan
must save his young charges and the
world from a megalomaniac and his goons.
MULHOLLAND DR. David Lynch’s
surrealistic film noir set in the dark
underbelly of Los Angeles. (AC,AL,N) R2:27. MAX Mar.9,27 CDEH
MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND Kermit the
Frog, Miss Piggy and the rest of the
Muppets undertake an epic swashbuckling
search for treasure in this musical comedy.
G-1:40. MAX Mar.14 CSEH
MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS Super
sleuth Hercule Poirot unravels a puzzling
mystery aboard a snowbound train. Albert
Finney, Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman.
(AC,AL,V) PG-2:08. MAX Mar.3 CH
MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING Nia
Vardalos stars as a single girl who creates
a major stir within her traditional Greek
family by falling for a guy who has one fatal
flaw–he’s not Greek! (AC,AL) PG-1:35.
CDEH
MAX
Mar.2,11,26
MY SOUL TO TAKE Wes Craven’s chiller
about a serial killer who returns from the
grave to slaughter the seven kids born on
the day he died 16 years earlier. (AC,GL,GV)
R-1:47. HBO Mar.16,28 C5EH
N
NAKED GUN 33 1/3: THE FINAL INSULT
Lt. Frank Drebin must save the Academy
Awards® from a mad bomber! (AC,AL,V)
NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS Nanny
McPhee is back with her warts, wit and
magic walking stick to spark better
behavior in five quarrelsome kids in this
family sequel. (MV) PG-1:49. HBO
C5EH
Mar.1,9,17,20,26
NEVER LET ME GO A love triangle develops
among three human lab specimens who
exist to serve as organ donors in a dark
dystopian society. (AC,BN,MV) R-1:44.
C5EH
HBO
Mar.13,30
NO WAY OUT Kevin Costner plays a naval
officer charged with investigating the
murder of a woman with powerful
connections. Gene Hackman. (AL,N,V) R1:54. MAX Mar.1,16,27 CSEH
O
ON FREDDIE ROACH Follow world-famous
boxing trainer Freddie Roach in this
engaging six-episode series. #6 (AL)
TVMA/L-:27. HBO Mar.1 C5Eh
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO El
Mariachi rides again in this explosive third
film in the action series. Antonio Banderas,
Salma Hayek, Johnny Depp. (AC,AL,GV)
187 Brave high-school teacher Samuel L.
Jackson leaves New York for L.A. in this
compelling drama. (AC,AL,V) R-1:59.
MAX
Mar.4,15
CDEH
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS A swindler finds
love and prosperity while fleecing an
affluent family in this comedy starring
Dana Carvey and Todd Graff. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:41. MAX Mar.17 CSEH
THE ORDER A maverick priest uncovers an
ancient sect with supernatural ties in this
thriller. Heath Ledger stars. (AC, AL,V) R1:42. HBO Mar.23 CDEH
OSMOSIS JONES Bill Murray stars as a
construction worker whose ailing body
becomes a battlefield in this tale. (AC,AL)
PG-1:35. HBO Mar.18 CDEH
OUR FAMILY WEDDING Wedding plans
result in a major culture clash between two
families in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:43. MAX Mar.6,14,19,24,29 CDEH
OUT OF SIGHT George Clooney is a
charming crook who clicks with sexy
federal marshal Jennifer Lopez. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:03. MAX Mar.7,20,30 CDEH
P
PAUL Two sci-fi geeks aid a pot-smoking
extraterrestrial fugitive in this spoof. Simon
Pegg and Nick Frost star. (AC,AL,V) R1:44. MAX Mar.10,16,22 CDEH
THE PEE-WEE HERMAN SHOW ON
BROADWAY Pee-wee’s back in this
adaptation of the stage show. (AC)
TVPG/D-1:29. HBO Mar.15,27 CSH
PEOPLE I KNOW Al Pacino stars in this
drama that follows 24 hours in the life of a
NYC publicist. Kim Basinger. (AC,AL) R1:39. MAX Mar.18,30 CDEH
PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS:
THE LIGHTNING THIEF A high-school teen
learns that he is the son of Poseidon in this
adaptation from the books. (MV) PG-1:59.
HBO Mar.1,4,6,9,17 C5EH
PERFECT CREATURE In a world in which
vampires and humans peacefully co-exist,
a crazed bloodsucker goes on a blooddraining spree through human slums.
Dougray Scott, Saffron Burrows. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:28. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA The music
of the night is brought to life in director
Joel Schumacher’s stirring adaptation of
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Broadway smash.
Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum. (BN,V)
PICTURE PERFECT A man-hunting miss
turns the corporate ladder into a dizzying
seesaw in this romantic comedy. Jennifer
Aniston, Jay Mohr, Kevin Bacon. (AC,AL)
THE PINK PANTHER Peter Sellers is the
hilariously ditzy Inspector Clouseau in
Blake Edwards’ riotous 1964 romp. (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-1:55. MAX Mar.12 CEH
THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN
Inspector Clouseau’s former boss threatens
to destroy the world unless the klutzy
detective is eliminated in this 1976 comedy.
(AC) PG-1:43. MAX Mar.28 CEH
PLATO’S RUN Ex-Navy hero Gary Busey
calls on his mercenary pals to help rescue
his kidnapped daughter. Roy Scheider. (AL,
V) R-1:36. MAX Mar.9,29 CSEH
PLATOON Oliver Stone’s searing Vietnam
drama–and winner of four 1986 Oscars®
including Best Picture. Tom Berenger,
Willem Dafoe, Charlie Sheen. (AC,AL,GV)
R-2:00. MAX Mar.5,15,28 CSEH
POODLE SPRINGS HBO Original Movie
Legendary private eye Philip Marlowe is at
his hard-boiled best as he plunged into a
dangerous case involving a sinister land
scheme. James Caan. (AC,AL,BN,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:40. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
THE PRINCESS BRIDE A young man
journeys in search of his one true love in
this funny and enchanting comedy. Mandy
Patinkin, Peter Falk, Billy Crystal. (AL,MV)
PULP FICTION Quentin Tarantino’s modern
classic that weaves together a series of
interrelated stories involving a quirky group
of criminal sorts. John Travolta, Samuel L.
Jackson star. (AC,AL,GV,N,RP) R-2:34.
PURE COUNTRY 2: THE GIFT A troubled
country music star comes to the realization
she must return to her roots to find true
happiness in this sequel. Katrina Elam. (AC,
AL) PG-1:52. MAX Mar.12,23 CDEH
R
RAMONA AND BEEZUS The loveable Quimby
girls from Beverly Cleary’s books bring
their sisterhood to the big screen in this
film. G-1:43. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
REAL SEX 4 The Miss Nude World contest,
a European TV show where people strip for
prizes, and much more! (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:53.
HBO
Mar.29
C
REAL SEX 18 This edition of the sexy
series includes a Seattle peep-show
business run by women and an erotic art
auction in Washington, D.C. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:47. HBO Mar.8 CSE
A REAL SEX XTRA: PORNUCOPIA: GOING
DOWN IN THE VALLEY 03: ‘SAME SEX’
SEX Same-sex porn is examined in this
edition of the series. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:30. HBO Mar.10,15,27 CSE
REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL
The HBO sports magazine hosted by Bryant
Gumbel. 179 (AL) TVPG/L-:58. HBO Mar.
1,3,6 CSEH; 180 (AL) TVPG/L-:58.
HBO Mar.20,24,27,29 CSEH
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER All-new
editions. 239 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO
Mar.2,4,5,7 CSH; 240 (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.9,11,12,14
CSH; 241 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.
HBO Mar.16,18,19,21 CSH; 242
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.23,25,
26,28 CSH; 243 (AC,AL) TVMA/L:57.
HBO
Mar.30
CSH
RED RIDING HOOD A bloodthirsty
werewolf terrorizes a rural village in this
terrifying take on the fairy tale. Amanda
Seyfried, Gary Oldman. (AC,V) PG13-1:40.
MAX Mar.3,8,14,20,25,30 CDEH
THE RELIC A ravenous, brain-eating beast
stalks the shadowy halls of a large
museum in this terrifying thriller. With
Penelope Ann Miller. (AL,GV) R-1:50. MAX
CDEH
Mar.8,14,24
THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS Chow YunFat explodes in this thriller about a hitman
who becomes hunted when he can’t bring
himself to kill a child. (AC,AL,V) R-1:28.
HBO Mar.11,23,26 C5EH
REPO MEN Futuristic repo man Jude Law
retrieves artificial organs from deadbeat
recipients the gory way...until he gets a new
heart he can’t pay for. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R1:51. HBO Mar.2,10,29 C5EH
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART II
Two young graverobbers puncture a drum
filled with “living dead” gas that resurrects
another legion of brain-munching zombies.
Thom Mathews, James Karen. (AL,GV) RCSEH
1:29. MAX
Mar.6
REVENGE OF THE PINK PANTHER
Bumbling Inspector Clouseau is on the trail
of an international drug ring in this
hilarious 1978 ‘Panther’ film. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:39. MAX Mar.5 CEH
RICOCHET Denzel Washington stars as an
assistant D.A. who must face off against an
ex-con he put away who is out of prison—
and out for revenge. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:42.
CDEH
HBO
Mar.5
RING LIFE: Sergio Martinez Rising boxing
star Sergio Martinez opens up about his
personal life and his career in the ring. (AL)
TVPG/L-:10. HBO Mar.2,5,12,14,16 S
THE RITE Evil makes a believer out of a
skeptical young seminarian who is given a
crash course in the rite of exorcism by
Anthony Hopkins. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:54.
HBO Mar.5,14,24,29 C5EH
ROBIN HOOD ‘Gladiator’ director Ridley
Scott and star Russell Crowe reteam in this
thrilling, revisionist take on the “Robin
Hood” legend. (AC,MV) PG13-2:20. MAX
CDEH
Mar.1,9,14,20,26,31
S
SAVING FACE HBO Documentary Films
Oscar®-nominated film about women
disfigured by acid attacks in Pakistan and
the plastic surgeon dedicated to
helping them. (AC) TVPG/D-:40. HBO
Mar.8,11,14,17,20,23 C5EH
SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED
Monsters from the Mystery, Inc. gang’s
past return to life to provide the groovy
sleuths with an all-new investigation. (MV)
PG-1:33. MAX Mar.23 CDEH
SCORCHER A military squad must
undertake a mission to save Earth from
destruction. Mark Dacascos. (AC,AL,V) R1:31. MAX Mar.17,28 CDEH
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD Dweeby
rocker Michael Cera must battle his dream
girl’s Seven Evil Exes in this comedy
favorite. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:52. HBO
Mar.2,7,12,20,29
C5EH
THE SCOUT A New York Yankees scout is
packed off to Mexico where he stumbles
on a fireball-throwing phenomenon. Albert
Brooks and Brendan Fraser star. (AL)
PG13-1:42. HBO Mar.19 CSEH
SECRET LIVES A lawyer is forced to keep
secrets from his gorgeous detective girlfriend in this erotic tale. (AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-1:19. MAX Mar.30 CSH
SECRET WINDOW A slumping author’s
struggle to get beyond his personal
problems is worsened by a sinister
stranger’s claim of plagiarism in this thriller
based on a Stephen King novella. Johnny
Depp stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:36. MAX
Mar.1,5,10,16,21,27
CDEH
SEPARATE LIES An inquiry into a hit-andrun accident exposes a clandestine love
affair in this suspense film. (AC,AL) R1:25. HBO Mar.6,15 CDEH
SET IT OFF Four struggling young women
decide to start robbing banks in this
superbly dramatic thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-2:03. MAX Mar.6,14,25 CDEH
SEXY WIVES SINDROME A doctor at a
special clinic gets turned on by his patients’
sizzling fantasies. (AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L1:19. MAX Mar.12,25 CSH
MARCH 2012
PROGRAM
GUIDE: A-Z
SGT. BILKO Steve Martin stars as the riotous
title character in this hilarious update of
the classic television series. (AC,AL)
SHATTERED After losing his memory in a
violent car crash, an architect struggles to
uncover the truth about his past. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:38. MAX Mar.21,31 CSEH
SHE’S THE ONE Two very different brothers
share one thing in common: their problems
with women. Edward Burns, Jennifer
Aniston and Cameron Diaz star. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:36. MAX Mar.17 CSEH
SHREK FOREVER AFTER Shrek’s longing
for the good old days backfires when he
makes a deal with the evil Rumpelstiltskin
in this fourth ‘Shrek’ film. (AC,AL,MV) PG1:33. MAX Mar.5,13,30 CDEH
SIN CITY DIARIES Las Vegas high-rollers
turn to sexy concierge Angelica and her
staff to live out their fantasies in this erotic
series. 01: In Capable Hands (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Mar.16 CSH;
02: Chorus Dreams (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Mar.23 CSH;
03:
Con
Man
(AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:35. MAX Mar.30 CSH
SOMETHING BORROWED A sweet New York
girl must choose between true love and a
lifelong friendship in this romance. Kate
Hudson, Ginnifer Goodwin. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:53. HBO Mar.3,7 C5EH
SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE Jack
Nicholson stars as a cradle-robbing old
dog who learns a surprising new trick–that
romance is possible with a woman over
30–in this spicy, rollicking romantic comedy
with Diane Keaton. (AC,AL,BN) PG132:08. MAX Mar.6,19,28 CDEH
SOMEWHERE A burned-out Hollywood
actor has his eyes opened during an
unexpected trip with his 11-year-old
daughter. Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:38. MAX Mar.2 CDEH
SONNY Nicolas Cage directed this
compelling film about a boy who returns
home from the military to his mother who
runs a seedy brothel in New Orleans. Mena
Suvari, James Franco, Brenda Blethyn. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-1:51. HBO Mar.1 CSEH
THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP HBO Original
Movie The unique friendship shared by
British prime minister Tony Blair and U.S.
president Bill Clinton in the 1990s. (AL)
TV14-1:32. HBO Mar.5,14 C5EH
SPIDER Ralph Fiennes stars as a recently
released mental patient who is tormented
by the memory of his horrific past. Miranda
Richardson, Gabriel Byrne. (AC,AL,N,V) R1:38. HBO Mar.22 CDEH
SPLICE Geneticists create a human/animal
hybrid that quickly grows out of their
control. Adrien Brody stars. (AC,GL,N,RP,
V) R-1:44. HBO Mar.3 C5EH
STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT The Next
Generation crew are pitted against their
deadliest foe: the half-human, halfautomaton Borg. Patrick Stewart stars. (V)
PG13-1:51. HBO Mar.5,22 CDEH
STAR TREK GENERATIONS Captains Kirk
and Picard team up to save the universe.
Patrick Stewart, William Shatner. (MV) PG1:58. HBO Mar.5,23 C5EH
STATE OF GRACE Sean Penn finds his
allegiances torn upon returning to his Hell’s
Kitchen roots in this gangland drama. Ed
Harris, Gary Oldman. (AC,AL,N, V) R-2:14.
HBO
Mar.19,27
CSEH
STAY TUNED John Ritter and Pam Dawber
are couch potatoes who get zapped into TV
land. With Jeffrey Jones and Eugene Levy.
(AL) PG-1:28. MAX Mar.20 CDEH
STREET FIGHTER Jean-Claude Van Damme
kicks some serious tail on a quest to save
abducted relief workers. Raul Julia. (V)
SUCKER PUNCH A young woman creates a
fantastic alternate world to help her escape
the horror of the mental institute where she’s
trapped. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.3,
5,8,13,18,21,24,28,29 C5EH
SUPERHEROES HBO Documentary Films
Meet Real Life Superheroes in this entertaining documentary. (AC,AL,MV) TV14/
V,L,D-1:21. HBO Mar.9 CSEH
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS Ben Affleck pays
a family to take him in for the holidays.
James Gandolfini. (AC,AL,MV) PG131:31. MAX Mar.9,22,27 CDEH
SWITCH A dead man must return to Earth
as a female and find a woman who likes
him. Ellen Barkin, Jimmy Smits. (AC, AL)
T
THE TEENIE WEENIE BIKINI SQUAD Sexy
secret agents go undercover (and under the
covers) in this erotic tale. (GV,N,SC) TVMA/
V,S-1:21. MAX Mar.2,6,15,24,28 CSH
TEMPTED Wealthy, powerful Burt Reynolds
concocts a devious plan for testing his new
wife’s fidelity in this thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES
Arnold Schwarzenegger is back to protect a
young man who may be mankind’s last hope
against the machines. (AC,AL,N,V) R1:49. HBO Mar.7,17,22,30 CDEH
THELMA & LOUISE Susan Sarandon and
Geena Davis are two best friends on the
run from the law in a 1966 T-Bird in this
award-winning hit. (AC,AL,BN,RP,V) R2:10. MAX Mar.3,23 CSEH
THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH
AUNT DIANE HBO Documentary Films
Inside the tragic 2009 wrong-way crash on
NY’s Taconic Parkway. (AL,MV) TVMA/L1:40.
HBO
Mar.14
CSH
THIRD DEGREE BURN HBO Original Movie
Hard-luck private eye Treat Williams is
accused of murder. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,
S,L-1:37. MAX Mar.26 CSH
3000 MILES TO GRACELAND Elvis
Impersonators stage a Las Vegas heist.
Kevin Costner, Kurt Russell, Courteney Cox,
Christian Slater. (AC,AL,V) R-2:05. MAX
Mar.2,10,15,20,25
CDEH
TORQUE A young biker is framed for the
murder of a gang leader’s brother. Martin
Henderson, Ice Cube. (AC,AL,V) PG131:24. MAX Mar.5,18,29 CDEH
THE TRANSPORTER A criminal delivery
man is hunted by thugs. Jason Statham,
Shu Qi. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:32. HBO
Mar.1,4,5,11,14,17,26 CDEH
TRIANGLE: REMEMBERING THE FIRE
HBO Documentary Films The catastrophic
1911 industrial fire in New York City. (AC)
TVPG/D-:39. HBO Mar.13,26 C5EH
2 DAYS: PORTRAIT OF A FIGHTER BRANDON RIOS Follow lightweight champion
Brandon Rios in the 48 hours leading up to
his bout vs. John Murray. (AL) TVMA/L:13. HBO Mar.4,13,24 CSH
2 DAYS: PORTRAIT OF A FIGHTER - JAMES
KIRKLAND Follow promising young boxer
James Kirkland in the 48 hours leading up
to his bout vs. Nobuhiro Ishida. (AL) TVPG/
L-:13. HBO Mar.17,19,21,22 CSH
U
UNDERWORLD It’s the vampires vs. the
werewolves in this supernatural saga. Kate
Beckinsale, Scott Speedman star. (AC,
AL,V) R-2:01. HBO Mar.4 CDEH
UNITED 93 The horror and heroism of
September 11, 2001, is seen from the
perspective of one hijacked airplane. (AL,
V) R-1:51. HBO Mar.2,28 C5EH
UNIVERSAL SOLDIER The bodies of two
dead Vietnam veterans are re-engineered
into battle-ready warriors. Jean-Claude
Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren. (AC,BN,GL,
GV) R-1:43. HBO Mar.16 CSEH
UNKNOWN Liam Neeson awakens from a
coma with a serious identity problem in
this twist-filled thriller. (AC,V) PG13-1:53.
UNSTOPPABLE Denzel Washington leads
the race to stop a runaway train packed
with explosives. (AL,V) PG13-1:38. MAX
Mar.1,6,11,14,19,23,31 CDEH
V
VALENTINE’S DAY Cupid’s big day results
in passion, romance and heartbreak for an
intertwined group of Los Angelenos in this
romantic tale. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-2:05.
MAX Mar.5,13,18,23,28 CDEH
VOYEUR’S WEB A journalist is drawn into
a tale of steamy sex and murder when she
begins an article about an erotic webcam
voyeur’s club. (GL,MV,N,SC) TVMA/S,L1:25. MAX Mar.5,17 CSH
W
WAKING LIFE Richard Linklater’s animated
film that follows its protagonist through a
haunting series of dreams. (AC,AL) R1:41. HBO Mar.20 CDEH
WHAT A GIRL WANTS An American teen
makes waves in the U.K. when she arrives
to meet her well-to-do father...who doesn’t
know she exists! Amanda Bynes. (AC) PG1:45. HBO Mar.4,13,16,22,27 CDEH
WILD THINGS Murder, money, sex and
double-crosses abound in this thriller. Kevin
Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CDEH
WIN WIN Paul Giamatti is a hard-luck
wrestling coach who takes in a troubled,
but talented teen. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:46.
MAX Mar.6,10,16,21,25 CDEH
WISHCRAFT A high-school nerd is granted
three wishes, but as they come true, his
classmates begin dying. With Michael
Weston, Alexandra Holden. (AC,AL,V) R1:42. MAX Mar.8,18 CDEH
WITHOUT A TRACE A six-year-old boy
disappears, prompting a massive search in
this highly charged drama. Kate Nelligan.
THE WIZARD A teen and his autistic
brother undertake a perilous journey from
Utah to the National Video Game
Championships in L.A. Fred Savage. (MV)
WRONG TURN Inbred cannibal rednecks
stalk a group of teens whose car troubles
leave them stranded in a backwoods West
Virginia town. Eliza Dushku. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:24. HBO Mar.5,24 CDEH
X
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS The uncanny
mutants come together for the first time to
face a power-mad ex-Nazi in this origins
story. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:12. MAX
Mar.3,4,7,13,18,22,26,30 CDEH
X2 An uneasy co-existence between humans
and mutants threatens to explode in this
sequel. Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian
McKellen, Halle Berry. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:14.
HBO Mar.2,10,14,19,25,28,31 CDEH
Y
YOGI BEAR He’s smarter than the average
bear...and creates more havoc too in this
comedy based on the classic 1960s
cartoon series. Voice: Dan Aykroyd. (MV)
YOU GOT SERVED A disagreement threatens
to shatter the dreams of two best friends
who run a street-dancing troupe that’s
about to get its shot at the big time. With
Marques Houston. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:35.
HBO
Mar.2,8,14,31
CDEH
YOUR HIGHNESS Medieval moron Danny
McBride undertakes a quest to help save
his brother’s betrothed in this screwball
sword-and-sorcery tale. (AC,AL,MV) R1:42. HBO Mar.2,7,12,15 C5EH
Z
ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES FEATURE 04:
CLIMAX Five sexy friends enjoy steamy
fantasy stories on the blog of erotic writer
Zane in this series. (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:32. MAX Mar.10,21 CSH
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