Volume 2 - Wayne State University

Tau Beta Pi - Michigan Epsilon Chapter
Winter 2014, Vol. 2
Wayne State University – Winter 2014
February 7, 2014
FALL 2014
Come One, Come All!
OFFICERS
Brien Dux
President
Maxwell Laws
Vice-President
Maryssa Mercer
Membership VP
Melissa Wrobel
Corresponding Secretary
Doug Harriman
Treasurer
Ben Paczkowski
Recording Secretary
Tonya Whitehead
Cataloger
Curt Laugh
Historian
Amelia Zelenak
Community Service
Alex Gagliardi
Social Coordinator
Anant Patel
Tutoring Coordinator
Steven Stapleton
Technology Coordinator
Join me tonight in welcoming Winter 2014’s
initiate class! Take tonight’s opportunity to meat
them (no, wait, that isn’t quite right). I’m sure we
will all spend plenty of time giving our potential
members giving handy tips and tricks on how to
make it in and get the dreaded folder finished. (If I
were a gambling man, I would put money on most
of the members/officers telling initiates to start
polishing their bents. And if you haven’t yet, DO IT!
That sucker will take a long time to shine!)
And in between helpful hints, let’s enjoy
peppering everyone with ridiculous questions. The
more absurd, the better! If someone can knock
someone out of their seat with a great question,
you will win all of the points (see the achievements
in the following pages, although that’s a new one
and it’ll be worth 1000G).
Here’s a little encouragement for you
initiates: ridiculous questions call for ridiculous
answers, have some fun and let’s see what you’ve
got!
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Birthdays
What do you mean you forgot the cupcakes? Come on, you guys are killing me. At least be
sure to wish these fine people a happy birthday!
Maryssa Mercer 2/9
Vilma Kocllari 2/15
Robert Mansour 2/15
Tricia Fernandez 2/17
Tonya Whitehead 2/19
Subramaniam Sunderaswaran 2/23
Alexander Lamb 3/1
Yazeed Sasi 3/6
Christina Wong 3/12
Melissa Wrobel 3/16
Well… after a record zero submissions, this didn’t seem to work very
well. Trying again never hurt anyone:
It’s the Local Bent.
Have something you want to see grace these glorious
pages?
Submit it! (I’ll give you candy and you will get credit for
it, c’mon)!
[email protected]
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Bored? There’s a… page for that.
Enjoy some fun games. Learn a little about our organization. Laugh at Dilbert.
A-maze-ing!
Intermediate Mazes by KrazyDad, Book 8
Maze #16
I think this may be the maze for Inception. Although I didn’t make it in two minutes, can you
solve it in one?
KRAZYDAD.COM/PUZZLES
Need the answer? http://krazydad.com/mazes/answers
© 2010 KrazyDad.com
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Building Bridges
Here are the rules: Connect these islands with bridges until each island can be reached from
any other island, and each island has as many outgoing bridges as its number. You may only
connect islands vertically or horizontally and bridges may not cross. There may be one or two
bridges connecting pairs of islands, but no more than two. Have fun!
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Comics
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Crossword
Let’s see how much you know about our organization!
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1 Founded by Dr. ____ Higginson Williams, Jr.
7 We were judged best ___ of Tau Beta Pi in 1998-99 and 2010-11
8 The parent chapter is Alpha of ____
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The first member was Irving Andrew ____
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2 Tau Beta Pi consists of 16 _____
3 The Michigan ____ chapter of Tau Beta Pi was chartered at Wayne State University on
March 10, 1951
4 Headquarters are in _____
5 The second chapter founded was Alpha of _____
6 Founded at ___ University in 1885.
9 Founded to mark in a fitting manner those who have conferred ____ upon their Alma
Mater
Round Robin Achievements
http://www.puzzle-maker.com/crossword_FreePuzzle.cgi
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Members and initiates: try your best to unlock all of these achievements!
__ Sit like you are too cool for school (5G)
__ Ask a witty question/give a witty answer (10G)
__ Introduce yourself with a name other than yours (10G)
__ Hand hug (15G)
__ Real hug (20G)
__ Juggle something (please don’t crumple the Bent up and juggle the
pages, that’s just rude) (100G)
Note from the editor: If you are dissatisfied with the content of
this publication complaints are accepted in the form of material for
the following issue.
2/6/2014
http://krazydad.com/mazes/sfiles/KD_Mazes_IM_v8.pdf
http://krazydad.com/bridges/books/BR_SM_b1.pdf
http-//dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-05-14/
http-//dilbert.com/strips/comic/2012-09-08/
http-//xkcd.com/738/
http://www.puzzle-maker.com
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Who’s ready to dodge, duck, dip, dive and…
dodge?
It’s time for…
SKYZONE
Skyzone Canton
42550 Executive Drive
Canton, MI
Disclaimer: Play at Skyzone is not sanctioned in any way by the American Dodgeball
Association of America.
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