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OUR 23rd YEAR / FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 / Central Iowa’s Alternative Newsweekly / www.dmcityview.com / FREE INSIDE SKI IOWA? Yes, there’s powder to be found and exercise to be had at a number of ski hills and flat grounds across our state by Chad Taylor Winter Brewfest Feb. 22 EVENT GUIDE sPAGES 21-28 winter Easy Fruit THE SOUND sPAGE 33 OpeningShot By Dan Hodges Uncle Eddie’s Teddy D.L. Hughley SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT February 19–21 One of the most popular and highly recognized stand-up comedians on the road today has also made quite an impression in the television, film and radio arenas. D.L. hosts his own afternoon radio show The DL Hughley Show, nationally syndicated across the country. Reno Collier February 25–28 Reno’s national tours include shows with the legendary Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall. Reno’s past TV credits include Late Friday, Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, The Martin Short Show, and Premium Blend. Currently hear him on weekly call-ins to the Blue Collar Comedy channel (Sirius). Anthony Potmesil March 4–7 Hypnotist Anthony Potmesil is often called “The Erotic Hypnotic” and combines his own unique blend of perversion and hypnosis to produce one of the hottest, most risque and, of course, funniest shows touring the country today! Warning though... this show is R-rated and you won’t want to come if you can’t handle the dirty stuff! Purchase tickets online at www.funnybonedm.com Text DMFUNNY to 68247 for great deals, promotions & giveaways! 560 S. Prairie View Dr. Suite 100 7EST'LEN4OWN#ENTERs7$- Thousands of runners took the the frigid streets of Des Moines to run in the 26th Annual Wellmark YMCA Red Flannel Run last weekend. CV (515) 270-2100 2sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 Tell us what you think. 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Email your letter to [email protected]. bikeworldiowa.com #)496)%7s&%"25!29 s YourView comments from our readers Remove the log from your own eye FEB. 19 - 25, 2015 6/,s.5- PUBLISHER EDITOR CONTRIBUTORS Shane Goodman Darren Tromblay Eleni Upah Chad Taylor Jim Duncan Bill Frost Joe Weeg Brian Duffy Dan Hodges David Rowley Patrick Boberg Ashley Buckowing DISTRIBUTION MGR Brent Antisdel SALES MGR Ashley Sohl ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES Chani Tancredi Rebekah Olson Katie Hawley DESIGN MGR Celeste Jones ADVERTISING DESIGNERS Karen Ericson Tyler Nash DIGITAL Brian Olson BUSINESS OFFICE MGR Brent Antisdel ADDRESS 5619 N.W. 86th St. Suite 600 Johnston, Iowa 50131 PHONE 515-953-4822 FAX 515-953-1394 WEB www.dmcityview.com M y suggestion to Michael Gartner with his piece on Steve Deace and Douglas Burns article showing outrage at prayer: Remove the log from your own eye before you tell someone to remove the splinter from theirs. Gartner ignores another liberal intrusion on private property rights, and calling One Iowa a human rights organization is a farce; it would be like calling a casino a math tutorial service. The liberals, it seems, forget history. Mr. Burns, please read Washington’s inaugural and farewell speeches, and remember that, until roughly the 1960s, even the Supreme Court opened with prayer. It is right and just to pray for our leaders — even for the godless liberals we have now, we pray they can see the light. Heck, compared to the Founding Fathers, Mr. Gartner, Mr. Burns and the Supreme Court all need a refresher in the Bill of Rights, including the 10th Amendment — the powers not granted to the federal government by the Constitution, are reserved to the States and the people. Go with God, and tell the truth. Where can I get 5 percent? Michael Gartner’s article on the closed door shenanigans deal (Civic Skinny, Feb. 5) between AIB’s Nancy Williams and University of Iowa’s Sally Mason to absorb AIB into the U of I to increase student count and therefore state aid reminded me of a local hospital buying Des Moines General Hospital for its bed count then promptly shutting it down — all to justify building more hospitals in West Des Moines. Are there beds yet on the top two floors of Mercy West Hospital? While I like Gartner’s out-of-the-box ideas to turn the sale of AIB into a positive for needy students, I wonder about his suggestion to “give the money to the Greater Des Moines Community Foundation to invest.” He implies a guarantee return of 5 percent. Last I checked, Banker’s Trust was only offering 1.33 percent. How can a guy like me invest in the GDMCF and get 5 percent? Mike Rowley Clive Branstad’s big mistake I recently read in the Des Moines media that Terry Branstad, six-term governor of Iowa, has announced that he probably won’t run for a seventh term in three years. That’s a big mistake. By making that announcement, he has made himself an ineffective lame duck. Theodore Roosevelt did that after taking office for a second term in 1905. He became President upon the assassination of William McKinley in 1901. So, at the start of his first elected term, he rendered himself ineffective. It was a big mistake for Roosevelt. It’s a big mistake for Terry Branstad. History repeats itself. Gary Thelen West Des Moines Email your opinions to [email protected]. Mail to 5619 N.W. 86th St., Johnston, IA 50131. Fax us at 953-1394. Please limit letters to 200 words or less. Cityview reserves the right to edit for length and clarity. The writer’s address and daytime phone number will not be printed but must be given for verification. 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Cityview Magazine: Should NBC have fired news anchor Brian Williams, or was a six-month suspension good enough? Adam Swihart: Meh. There’s more important news out there. So he got caught embellishing a story. Just shows a newsman can be just as full of shit as anyone. Cityview Magazine: What do you think of a complete ban of handheld cell phone use for motorists? Cityview Magazine: Which GOP presidential hopeful do you think will connect with voters? Which one doesn’t have a prayer? Jayce Darrah: Some people rely on GPS on their phones to get to cities they’ve never been to before. Josh Orton: It maybe great if it’s enforced and if “everyone” follows it. Skip Hammerman: 100% supportive. Brian Conley: Those without a prayer: Cruz, Rubio, Santorum, Huckabee, Walker, Lee, Christy, Bush, Carson, Perry, Palin, Gilmore, Trump, Paul, 4sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 Graham...I’ve got to be missing a few. Peter Spaulding: I just moved here from New Jersey, and am hopeful that the people of this great state do not fall for the plane crash that is Chris Christie. Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. PollPosition FAULCONER GALLERY This week’s question Have you ever downhill snow skied at any of Iowa’s ski resort areas? P Yes P No Scan the QR code to cast your vote, or go to www.dmcityview.com Results from last week’s poll Do you think the speed limit law should be increased to 75 mph on some Iowa interstates? Look for our new Spring catalog Coming Soon in Cityview! We offer over 250 classes in Arts & Crafts, Business, Computers, Dance, Language, and so much more! Call 242-8521 or visit our website at www.dmced.org JANUARY 23 – MARCH 15, 2015 GORDON PARKS THE MAKING OF AN ARGUMENT No 42% Gordon Parks: The Making of an Argument is organized by the New Orleans Museum of Art in collaboration with The Gordon Parks Foundation. Gordon Parks, Untitled, Harlem, New York, 1948. Gelatin silver print, printed later, Courtesy The Gordon Parks Foundation. Yes 58% ReTweets (unedited) @Sassafrantz: Forgot to put the salmon in the fridge after dinner so tomorrow for lunch, I’ll have the salmon and the shits. @stockejock: I’ve never finished a marathon, but one time I finished a whole bag of Peanut Butter Crunch even though the roof of my mouth was all tore up @LMFaye: Saw a chameleon today, so I’m assuming it wasn’t a very good one. @AbbyHasIssues: I remember the face of every person who doesn’t say “thank you” when I hold open the door for them. @OhNoSheTwitnt: My desires are... unconventional. (Hands you a phone and makes you call my boss and quit my job for me) 35(6(176 JANUARY 23 – MARCH 15, 2015 PLAYING IT FORWARD GERMAN EXPRESSIONISM TO EXPRESSIONISM TODAY William Kentridge, Man with Megaphone Cluster, 1998. Etching and aquatint, © William Kentridge, Collection of John L. and Roslyn Bakst Goldman. 'HV0RLQHVQHZHVWLPSURYFRPHG\IHVWLYDO IHDWXULQJLPSURYJURXSVIURPDOORYHU,RZDDQG EH\RQG7ZRIXOOQLJKWVRIKLODULW\ For a full listing of events and programs, visit grinnell.edu/faulconergallery or call 641.269.4660 )(%58$5< 515.943.9343 1701 25th Street | West Des Moines Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. GRINNELL COLLEGE #)496)%7s&%"25!29 s CivicSkinny Bob Mahaffey won’t seek re-election to the city council. Several eye school board. Tirrell overlooks a few things. B ob Mahaffey is not going to seek reelection this fall to the Des Moines City Council. His decision — which had not been made public until now — could set off a scramble for the northeast seat that the longtime Anderson-Erickson executive has filled for the past 12 years. “I would be 85 at the end of the next term,” Mahaffey told Cityview. “I feel it’s time for a younger candidate.” One younger candidate, 64-year-old Marty Mauk, already has announced. But when word gets out that Mahaffey has decided to step down, other candidates could step forward. Indeed, Monday morning Linda Westergaard, a neighborhood activist and vice chair of the Zoning Board of Adjustment, announced her candidacy. Westergaard, 62, has been a real-estate agent for the past 16 years and has lived in the Douglas Acres area for 37 years. Mauk, who runs estate and antique auctions, is a past chairman of the zoning board and has been president of neighborhood associations. Lately, he has been attending the council’s morning workshops and evening sessions, and he is familiar with city issues. The Ward 2 seat runs from the Des Moines River east to the city limits and from University Avenue north to the city boundary. The city election is Nov. 3. Mayor Frank Cownie’s term also expires then, as do the terms of south-side councilman Joe Gatto and at-large council member Chris Coleman. … Meantime, the Des Moines School Board is getting set to fill a vacancy in its District 2, where the ailing Toussaint Cheatom is stepping down. The district runs from Sherman Hill north to the city limits and west to 30th Street, and it includes North High School. The deadline for applying was Monday. The School Board is scheduled to meet Wednesday of this week to review the submissions; a candidate could be chosen next week and would serve until the school-board elections on Sept. 8. As of Monday morning, PTA activists Thatcher Williams and Susan Griffiths had applied, along with Assistant Attorney General Nathan Blake, who last fall lost his 6sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 bid for the state senate by just 17 votes. Ed Linebach, who lost to Cheatom in 2013, has said on Facebook that he is applying. A majority of the seven school board seats will be up for grabs at that Sept. 8 election. Besides the District 2 seat, the seats of board chair Cindy Elsbernd and members Bill Howard and Pat Sweeney will be up. One seat is at large, and two are for districts — districts 1 and 3. But since the district system was just put in — the 1 and 3 districts will be electing members for the first time — it’s unclear who will run for what. Elsbernd and Sweeney both live in District 1, for example, and Howard lives in District 4, which is represented by Teree CaldwellJohnson, who is not up for re-election until 2017…. The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees represents more than 4,000 workers at the University of Iowa. Yet the proposed 21-person committee to be named to search for a new president of the University apparently will have no AFSCME representative on it. The committee will include three members of the nine-member Board of Regents, nine faculty members, two representatives from the University of Iowa Foundation, two from the alumni association, two members of the public appointed by the Board of Regents, and the presidents of the university Staff Council, of the Student Government, and of the Graduate and Professional Student Government. Initially, there was talk of putting a labor member on the committee, but that apparently was vetoed by either the governor’s office or the Board of Regents office. “There’s no fucking way” a union representative will be included, one insider said. AFSCME interprets that as “no.” … If you’re waiting to get your 12 cents on the dollar from the money Marty Tirrell owes you, forget about it for now. The proposed bankruptcy settlement of the radio sports guy and his wife was withdrawn after the bankruptcy trustee discovered the Tirrell debts were considerably greater than Tirrell had said. Ultimately, the trustee determined that the debts exceeded the $383,175 limit allowed under a Chap- ter 13 filing. At that point, both Tirrell and the trustee moved to withdraw the petition, which the judge allowed. The case was officially closed Dec. 29. The Tirrells are barred from filing a petition under any chapter of the Bankruptcy Act for 180 days. “Creditors are now free to pursue collection from” the Tirrells, a lawyer for the trustee told Cityview. After the Tirrells filed their 12-centson-the-dollar plan, the trustee — Albert Warford — filed an objection. The Tirrells’ statement of financial affairs failed to answer many questions, and they didn’t document that all their tax returns have been filed for the past four years and didn’t supply documentation concerning their business interests, the court document states. The Tirrells’ petition also didn’t accurately report on the court judgments against them from two ticket brokers who provided Tirrell tickets to major events but never were paid. Those judgments total about $287,000, but Tirrell had listed one as “unknown” and one as $33,000. The trustee report also says the Tirrells “failed to supply… information to document [their] projected income” and submitted proposed living expenses “which appear excessive.” Charles Gabus Motors, the Toyota dealer that has had a long and bitter dispute with Tirrell, also objected to the proposed 12-cents-on-the-dollar plan. … CoOportunity Health, Inc., was set up under the Affordable Care Act “for the mutual benefit of its members,” according to a petition filed in Iowa district court by the Attorney General’s office when it was clear the company was going belly up. Its federal funding was running out, and its claims were running up. It lost nearly $46 million in the first 10 months of 2014. The state insurance commissioner, Nick Gerhart, says the company can’t be saved, and he has gone to Polk County District Court to ask that the company be liquidated. The company, which was licensed to do business in Iowa on March 22, 2013, is insolvent, court papers say, “and further attempts to rehabilitate CoOportunity would be futile.” Chief Judge Art Gamble has set a Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. hearing on the liquidation request for next Tuesday. The insurer had 65,000 or so customers in Iowa and Nebraska, and thousands of those will be hurt by the liquidation. They’ll have to scramble to find new insurance, and it might be a lot costlier. Many are high-risk customers. But it was a good thing while it lasted — and among those benefiting were the officers of the company. According to state records, in 2013 — the year for which public figures are available — Cliff Gold, who ran the company, received a salary of $250,000 and other compensation of $24,000. Stephen Ringlee, the chief financial officer, also earned $250,000. Controller Scott Geistkemper and vice presidents Lois Crilly and Danielle Slifka each earned $151,500, and Dexter Bodin, another vice president, made $150,000. Geistkemper had extra compensation of $15,502, Bodin of $9,148, Crilly of $7,276 and Slifka of $900. … Jordan Creek Mall has sued the people who guaranteed the lease for Champps Restaurant, the once-popular but now-closed eatery at the mall. In a filing last week in Dallas County District Court, the mall said two Minnesota companies and two individuals who guaranteed the lease owe the mall $677,258.99, and the suit says that if Jordan Creek can’t find a new tenant for the 10,143-squarefoot restaurant the Minnesotans will owe $2,648,307.62 by the time the lease expires in 2019. Champps signed the lease for the prime space on Dec. 31, 2003, and ultimately it was guaranteed by Wayne Belisle and Laurence Pipkin, according to the lawsuit. Belisle, at least, was a principal in Belwin L.L.C., which did business as Champps. By the time Champps closed, it was owned by a Kansas City company called F&H Acquisition Corp., which filed for protection under the bankruptcy laws late in 2013. Then, briefly, the restaurant was renamed EightySix-d, but that, too, closed. But no matter who owned the restaurant, the lease was guaranteed by Belisle and Pipkin, the suit says, and they should pay. CV Joe’sNeighborhood By Joe Weeg Mom and Pop T he corner door pushes open to a soft “dong.” That’s it. No automatic swoosh of doors ushering you into a neon-lit extravaganza of restaurants, dry cleaners, coffee shops, post offices, liquor stores, pharmacies and groceries. Nope. This door you have to push with your hands. And it pushes open only into a small mom-and-pop store. No bustling of people stocking shelves, no clang of shopping carts being rounded up by a machine in some football-field parking lot, no crackling voice announcing “help needed in aisle 25.” Nope. Not here. Just a warm hello from the smiling woman at the cash register — who will likely call you by name — and then you are on your own. Quiet. Peaceful. Slow shopping. “There used to be all these corner groceries in Des Moines. One over here in the Roosevelt Shopping Center. There was the Waveland Market. There was one in Sherman Hills. There was Greenwood Market, where we’d stop in every day coming home from Merrill. New City Market has been the location of a grocery since the 1920s.” Jim Raife explains with gestures as he identifies each corner grocery on some large imaginary map of Des Moines. A thin man. Sixty-one years old. Small boned. Straight. His peppery-grey hair, narrow face and rounded glasses are win- dow-dressing to his smile. A slow, lazy affair. It starts at the eyes, eases on down to his upper cheeks, then finally brings the corners of his mouth upwards. It’s not in a rush. Nor is he. “I started work in what was then the Iowa Farmer’s Market in 1979. It was like the first natural foods market in Des Moines. The Iowa Farmer’s Market was a private store. It was like crocks on the floor and an old cooler in the back. That was it.” Jim straightens the long apron that loops around his neck and falls below his knees. The costume of his trade. “It was a bunch of us hippies back in the beginning. I had a giant fro.” Jim laughs at his image as a young man. “In 1989, I bought the Iowa Farmer’s Market and immediately moved it here to this corner. I knew politically this was right. I knew the natural food movement was a convergence of several movements. One a political movement and one a health movement. And so there was a compelling reason to think this would work.” But really? Running a small business? Running a natural foods store? “I learned by trial and error. We did have a consultant fairly early that helped us a lot. And I really worked to educate myself. This was a fledgling industry back then. People were flying by the seat of their pants. You see small business people who say, ‘No one’s going to tell me how to run my business.’ And you look at them and think someone needs to tell them how to run their business. I was not that type. Whatever help you can give me, I’ll take it.” Ah, and then there’s his wife Cindy. His indispensable partner in all of this. She works the back room and he works the front. Not too interested in any attention from me, she keeps to the periphery as she periodically glances our way. And children? “We had our first child in 1981,” Jim says. “All my kids grew up in the store. We were mom and popping it. Play area in the front. One of our kids would use the bathroom and yell across the store — ‘Mom, I need a wipe.’ ” Jim laughs at how ridiculous it was. “They all worked here. We ate and breathed and lived this.” Cindy continues to bustle in the background. Grey hair pulled back tight. Softly curved eyes glancing our way. Gentle. I intrude on her space and ask her what she thought when she and Jim opened this store. “Well, when we started, I had two kids and I was very pregnant with the third. When Jim said we should buy this place, I said he was crazy.” She pauses. “It was all good. When our youngest was big enough to play, he had his Legos set up in the front window while the older kids mixed peanut butter. My adult kids all still eat natural foods and are healthy and well rounded. You can’t ask for more than that.” And that’s enough goofing off. Cindy heads to the back and Jim to the front. The floor shines from polish. The large windows glitter in the late afternoon sun. The cans and boxes are marshaled in neat rows on the shelves. Vegetables and fruits are bright and lush in the refrigerated case against the wall. And the barrels of grains and beans are ready to be scooped into waiting bags. All is well at New City Market. And a soft dong is heard in the background. Mom and pop are back to work. CV Joe Weeg spent 31 years bumping around this town as a prosecutor for the Polk County Attorney’s Office. Now retired, he writes about the frequently overlooked people, places and events in Des Moines on his blog: www.joesneighborhood.com. Two Saints Winery Presents DINNER & ENTERTAINMENT MYSTERY DINNER THEATER Wanna do this? featuring annual manual 201 4 a The insider’s guide to central Iowa publication Sherlock Holmes and the Temple of Doom Sat. 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Jindal’s comment came in the wake of the 2012 elections in which blunder after blunder cost the Republicans election victories. Remember Jindal’s full quote? “We must stop being the stupid party. I’m serious. It’s time for a new Republican party that talks like adults. It’s time for us to articulate our plans and visions for America in real terms. We had a number of Republicans damage the brand this year with offensive and bizarre comments. We’ve had enough of that.” Had enough? Maybe for Jindal, but for GuestView the right wing of the GOP, “Stop being the stupid party” is fightin’ words. “Being the stupid party” remains the party mantra these days. GOP candidates enter Iowa with fear and trembling. Anticipating the worst, they fear a campaign gaffe in which they say something sensible — about vaccines, immigration reform, climate change and the like — thus infuriating the religious right. (Gil Cranberg, former editorial page editor of The Des Moines Register and Tribune, characterized the anti-vaccine crowd as demanding “A right to infect.”) Here’s a hypothetical doomsday quote for a GOP candidate in Iowa: “Regardless of what your opinion is on climate change, you should consider that reducing reliance on fossil fuels and being concerned about greenhouse gas emissions in our atmosphere may make sense.” Hah! Kiss that candidacy goodbye. Likewise, it’s the end of the road in Iowa for any candidate who does not scoff at scientific findings or research and who does not endorse bizarre notions of creation, United Nations plots and almost mandated concealed weapons. If we’re going to go back two years for Jindal’s futile plea, we might as well resurrect another from around that time by New York Times columnist Gail Collins: “We have seen the future, and everything involves negotiating with loony people.” Little did she know. Rather than talking sense, GOP candidates are well-advised to praise Iowa’s Christian right for giving editions of The Founders’ Bible to each state legislator. That’s the version of scripture beloved by our “Founders.” You know, folks like U.S. Sen. John Henry Hammond of South Carolina who, in 1858, praised God — May I have an Amen! — for giving us slavery because, “I believe it to be the greatest of all the great blessings which a kind Providence has bestowed upon our glorious region.” Amen! That’s our Founder talking. Good grief! If you want to talk sense instead of non- sense, look again at part of Jindal’s 2013 comment: “It’s time for a new Republican party that talks like adults. It’s time for us to articulate our plans and visions for America in real terms.” There is yet time for a GOP candidate to surface, someone who would help the Iowa party regain its stature and welcome back folks like those virtually driven out of the party by the frenetic religious right. Those are and were folks like Joy Corning, the late Mary Louise Smith, Dottie Carpenter and Art Neu and Andy Varley, Lyle Krewson, Sue Mullins and Maggie Tinsman, Jim Leach and others who could make us proud — not ashamed — to be Iowans. It really is time for a new Republican Party to reclaim its heritage in Iowa. May we have an Amen! CV Herb Strentz is a retired administrator and professor in the Drake School of Journalism and Mass Communication and writes occasional columns for Cityview. By Steffen Schmidt Iowa Caucuses and Straw Poll as relevant as ever E very four years, the contrarians come out of the woodwork trashing the Iowa Presidential Caucuses and the Ames Straw Poll. Retired Drake journalism school professor Herb Strentz had his opportunity at this Whack-a-Mole in Cityview. In “Adieu to the relevance” of the caucuses and poll, he avers that Congressman Steve King’s Freedom Summit is proof of the irrelevance of Iowa. He quotes the left-wing wag Scott Galindez, featured in Anarchist publications such as The Rag Blog, who wrote that Iowans are “God-fearing, pig-castrating, gun toting whackos.” First of all, Professor Strentz may have missed the fact that there is no such a thing as “Iowans.” There are Independent-No-Party voters, there are lots of Democrats (Iowa is probably still purple), there are seriously lefty Bernie Sanders Democrats, there are Libertarian-Rand Paul Republican Iowans, 8sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 and there are even lots of moderate Republicans or Mitt Romney would not have tied for first place in the last Iowa caucuses. Iowa is much more diverse than the fool out of town critics can ever imagine. By the way, in Iowa we have members of the Evangelical Lutheran Church, Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod, Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod, and, for all I know, other diverse branches of the Lutheran faith. Now that’s diversity! Second, the Iowa caucuses are a terrific testing ground for candidates. They can hone their skills, meet lots of self-confident people at cafés, community centers, the Iowa State Fair, and people’s homes, people who will straight out ask hard questions with no intermediaries. And poor candidates like Rick Santorum can beat a rich businessman like Mitt Romney by burning up shoe leather and going to 99 counties shaking hands and selling himself. Third, Strentz misses the point completely that Iowa allows us and the massive media horde that come here to assess the character and communications style and skills of contenders. Anyone watching Steve King’s Summit from “gavel-to-gavel” cold not help but see the differences between Gov. Scott Walker and Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina and Sara Palin. Fourth, the Ames Straw Poll is a terrific, fun political festival. The media loves it. Those attending the event (including me) love it. The Iowa Republican Party loves it since it raises a ton of money. Ames and Story County love it because these fool politicians leave a big chunk of money with us. It’s called a Republican stimulus package for us. Fifth, Joni Ernst WON the Senate race. No matter how much the left dislikes her, the Democrats blew that race and almost every other race in 2014. That’s how elections Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. work, Professor. The majority works hard, turns out large numbers and wins elections. I recommend that the Democrats carefully study Joni’s campaign. They will learn how to win elections. And, of course, the East Coast dandies who write about the Iowa caucuses have their own axe to grind, and their own “groupies” to satisfy. I, for one, am a huge fan of the Iowa Caucuses and the Straw Poll. They create political excitement. They show what highly motivated voters are as opposed to the low information and low intensity voters who turn out for primaries. Let the candidates roll in! CV Steffen Schmidt is originator and co-author of the largest selling American government college textbook and Professor of Political Science at Iowa State University. His Iowa Caucuses online course launches in September. OnTheMove LockerRoom Submit to Eleni Upah [email protected] Raccoon River Brewing Company to close in March R accoon River Brewing Co. announced earlier this month it will be closing its doors on March 7. The restaurant and brewer has been in business for 18 years and is located at 200 10th St. in the historic Clemons Building, which will be sold. The property’s prospective owners have plans to redevelop it, but no details have been made available at this time. The buyers have reserved the restaurant and brewing equipment in the purchase agreement, although there is no speculation on the possibility of a new restaurant opening there yet. REI to open first Iowa location in West Des Moines REI, a Seattle-based outdoor retail company, will open its first store in Iowa this fall. The company plans to build a 23,500-square-foot building in Mills Crossing, the new retail development on the corner of 60th Street and Mills Civic Parkway. The nearest REI store is currently in Bloomington, Minnesota, and there are about 3,600 REI members in Iowa. The retailer sells outdoor equipment such as camping, climbing, cycling, hiking, travel and snow sports merchandise. The one-story building is part of Hurd Real Estate’s new development project, which also includes Fresh Market and another 23,000-square-foot storefront. West Des Moines beauty goods store to close After 25 years of service, Michael Spade will close his beauty supply store, Beauty First, on March 14. Spade will liquidate all the inventory in his store before he retires, and he will also sell his fixtures and equipment. Spade tried to sell the business, located at 4100 University Ave., Suite 107 in West Des Moines, but did not receive any offers. He opened the store in 1989 at Governor’s Square in West Des Moines, and it was called Beauty Warehouse at the time. He moved it to Watertower Place about five years ago. Beauty First is currently open 10 a.m. to 7 p.m., Monday through Saturday; and noon to 5 p.m. on Sunday. Call 515222-0332, visit www.beautyfirstdm.com or find it on Facebook. Hotel Fort Des Moines sold, set for remodel Raj Patel’s family purchased Hotel Fort Des By David Rowley Punch, punch, kick, kick Moines, a downtown landmark, for $4 million with plans to begin $40 million renovation later in the year. Patel’s family bought the landmark through a subsidiary of its Burlington-based company, Hawkeye Hotels. The once-great hotel has suffered a slow decline in recent years, but it used to host presidents, celebrities and even foreign leaders. The renovations will include refurbishing the historical parts of the first and second Chance “Milkman” Cretsinger will take on floors and gutting the upper floors. The ho- Center. tel will close during the project for the first on’t let the word “amateur” fool you time since its opening 95 years ago. It is ex— the guys who will be stepping into pected to reopen in late 2016 or early 2017 the ring are some of the area’s best under the Hotel Fort Des Moines name, but boxers and kickboxers. under different operations. Hawkeye Hotels On Feb. 21, 7 Flags Event Center will is negotiating to operate it as either a Hiltonhost the Combat Championship Series, and, or Marriott-brand property. like gladiators entering the Coliseum, one thing is for certain: You will be entertained. Fresh Market expected to come “Combat Championship Series (CCS) to West Des Moines consists of six boxing matches and six kickThe Fresh Market filed documents with boxing matches with some of the best amathe Polk County recorder’s office outlin- teur boxers and fighters in the area,” said ing leasing plans for a 23,000-square-foot Rebecca Casey, co-owner of Trinity Promostore on the corner of 60th Street and Mills tions. “What spectators can expect with both Civic Parkway in West Des Moines. The types of fighting is nonstop action by fighters store could open as soon as this fall in the who are dedicated to their sport.” Combat sports — which includes boxMills Crossing retail and commercial development, which is under construction. The ing, kickboxing and MMA — is growing, company hasn’t announced any official word according to Vince Kelly, co-owner of Trinon the opening, but the documents detailed ity Promotions. “Fortunately for us, several MMA fighta 10-year lease. The Fresh Market stores feaers immediately requested a spot on the card ture a bakery, meat counter, fresh seafood, a large selection of cheeses and a product because kickboxing and boxing matches aldepartment with more than 400 items, in- low MMA fighters a chance to focus solely on striking,” Kelly said. “With CCS, fighters cluding a large selection of organic items. can showcase their boxing and/or striking The company’s plans depend on obtaining ability without the ground element.” approval from the city of West Des Moines. There are quite a few bouts to look for in both kickboxing and boxing, added Leslie Few RadioShack stores will stay Smith-Kelly, co-owner of Trinity Promoopen in metro tions. Amateur MMA fighter Chance “MilkElectronics retailer RadioShack has or will man” Cretsinger holds two championship close several locations in the Des Moines belts at 155 pounds in two popular MMA area after going bankrupt, though a few circuits in Iowa kickboxing against an equally stores will remain open for a time. Half of talented Steve Moore from Mankato MMA the company’s 4,000 stores will be sold. Stores that have or will be closed include COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES 2005 S.E. Delaware Ave., in Ankeny, and 7 Flags Event Center those in Merle Hay Mall, Valley West Mall Saturday, Feb. 21 Doors open at 6 p.m. with and Jordan Creek Town Center. The Ra- matches beginning at 7 p.m. dioShack locations remaining open are all Admission: Tickets $15 for general in Des Moines at 4841 S.E. 14th St., 2545 admission; $25 reserved, $35 (second row), E. Euclid Ave., 3517 E. 26th St., and 4131 $45 for ringside, and $300 for a VIP table University Ave. CV (seats eight). D Tickets are available at www.cagetix.com. Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. Steve Moore on Feb. 21 at 7 Flags Event in Minnesota. There is also Charles Heller, coach from Team Bad Intentions, fighting a strong competitor named Dallas Cady. On the boxing side, DeAndre Harris, sixtime Iowa State Golden Glove Champion and National Golden Glove Competitor, is facing an equally decorated MMA fighter named Jorge Serrano from Sioux City fighting at a catch weight. Additionally, there will be two heavyweight fights with another Golden Gloves State Champion/National competitor Antonio Mireles versus Jerome Ward, who was a Division 1 wrestler and currently an amateur MMA fighter. Last but not least, Tristian “Tree” James, ranked in the top 5 amateur heavyweights (USA Boxing), will take on a natural and athletic former Nebraska Golden Gloves competitor Clyde Johnson. “CCS is an opportunity for fighters to showcase their talent against other trained fighters,” Smith-Kelly said. “This event provides fighters an opportunity to utilize their skillset and get the experience in an actual sanctioned bout and not just a hard night of boxing or striking in practice.” The goal of the CCS is to showcase talented fighters in the Midwest, give back to the community by the charities CCS sponsors and provide a quality production that is entertaining. “We’d love for the fans old and new to support this event because a portion of our proceeds will be donated directly to the South East Boxing Club,” said Casey. “Unfortunately, they were victims of theft and vandalism last summer. The nonprofit youth club has trained hundreds of boxers over the course of several decades, and the act hurt the club, taking necessary equipment from boxers and coaches.” CV David Rowley is an Iowa native with a bachelor’s degree in journalism from the University of Iowa and a master’s in film journalism from the University of Glasgow in Scotland. #)496)%7s&%"25!29 s RapSheet Compiled by CV Staff Two of a kind? Look for our new Spring catalog Coming Soon in Cityview! We offer over 250 classes in Arts & Crafts, Business, Computers, Dance, Language, and so much more! Call 242-8521 or visit our website at www.dmced.org NOON TO 1PM Monthly Lecture Series DOWNTOWN DES MOINES Follow us @UIengaged for event information Free and open to the public IN PARTNERSHIP WITH: State Symphony of Mexico ENRIQUE BÁTIZ, conductor IRINA CHISTIAKOVA, piano soloist PROGRAM (subject to change) Enrique Granados The Three Spanish Dances Manuel de Falla Noches en los Jardines de España Johannes Brahms Symphony No. 3 in F Major, Op. 90 Supported by Ames International Orchestra Festival Association and Ames Commission on the Arts TUESDAY, MARCH 3 7:30 pm PURCHASE TICKETS TODAY STARTING AT $24! Stephens Auditorium Ticket Office (no service fees) ticketmaster.com • 1-800-745-3000 • Ticketmaster Outlets 10sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 Is anyone else tired of seeing sad stories of child stars in the news? Marcus Paulk, child star from the 1990s sitcom “Moesha,” was arrested on Feb. 1 for possession of marijuana and DUI. Paulk, 28, was arrested in Arizona shortly after driving too close to emergency vehicles stopped on the side of the road while their lights were flashing. Authorities pulled him over and immediately noticed that he smelled of alcohol, and they found the drugs in his pocket. Although not a child star, this guy seems just as capable of making bad decisions. Jack Harris, 27, was arrested on Jan. 26 for operating while intoxicated. He was taken to the Polk County Jail around noon that day. His bail was set at $2,000. Crimestoppers This information was obtained from the Polk County Crime Stoppers website. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Des Moines Police Detective Bureau asks that anyone with information on the location or identity of this suspect call 515-283-4864 or The Polk County Crime Stoppers anonymously at 515-223-1400. The Urbandale Police Department is seeking help in locating two males in relation to a theft at a local business. The first suspect was last seen wearing a light blue hoodie, light colored jeans and a hat. The second was last seen wearing a hat, a dark sweater and light colored pants. If you or anyone you know has any information about these individuals or the case in general, you are encouraged to contact the Urbandale Police Department Criminal Investigation Division at 515-278-3926 or the Polk County Crime Stoppers at 515-223-1400. Blotter — Des Moines Phantom of the garage Authorities responded to a burglary report on Feb. 5 made by Charles Stoll. The victim owns a house that is currently vacant, but he goes there daily to work on it. Stoll reported that someone had entered his detached garage the night before and tampered with his truck that was in the garage. Stoll reported that the steering column and ignition had been tampered with. He told police he locked the garage the night before, and nothing but the car had been tampered with or stolen. He pointed out some suspicious footprints in the snow that were not there the day before. There are no witnesses or suspects at the time. Someone really wanted to watch movies Jim Monroe contact police on Feb. 8 about a burglary at his home. He reported to police that he and his wife own the house, but they are currently separated, and she has been away in Florida for a couple of weeks. He reported that he stopped by the house to see Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. if some information had been dropped off, and that he always enters the home through the garage. Upon entering the garage, Monroe noticed that his wife’s car was gone. He entered the house and saw that everything was destroyed. Aside from the car, he noticed that a Blu-ray player and television were also missing. Authorities believe that this occurred sometime after Feb. 1. Repeat offenders Police responded to a burglary report made by Zella Williams on Feb. 9. Williams reported that there was someone in her mother’s home, and they could see lights turning off and hear people running around. Authorities proceeded to clear the house but could not clearly see if anything was stolen because the house was trashed. Williams’ mother who owns the house, Mary Devan, is an elderly woman in a wheelchair who is living with her daughter out of fear of her house being broken into. This is the 19th time police have responded to a burglary at this address in the last six months. CV Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. #)496)%7s&%"25!29 s NewsoftheWeird By Chuck Shepherd Weird news you can use I t turns out that a person having a heart attack is usually safer to be in an ambulance headed to a hospital than to already be a patient in a hospital, according to a study by University of North Carolina researchers. It takes longer, on average, for non-ER hospital staff to comply with hospital protocols in ordering and evaluating tests (nearly three hours, according to the study) than it does for ER (and ambulance) staff, who treat every case of cardiac symptoms as life-threatening. Overall, according to a February Wall Street Journal report, the study found the mortality rate for heart-attack victims treated in emergency rooms is 4 percent, compared to 40 percent for patients already admitted for other reasons and then suffering heart attacks. The Outside Track – simply a consumate blend of ƐŬŝůů͕ƚĂůĞŶƚ͕ŇĂŝƌĂŶĚŝŶƚĞŶƐŝƚLJ Saturday, January 21 8:00pm Holy Trinity Hall 2926 Beaver Avenue Des Moines d/<dΨϮϱĂĚǀĂŶĐĞͻΨϯϬĂƚĚŽŽƌ TICKET OUTLET INFORMATION: 515-771-2215 www.thecma.org 12sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 The continuing crisis The man hospitalized in fair condition in January after being rammed from behind by a car while on his bicycle happened to be Darryl Isaacs, 50, one of the most ubiquitously advertising personal-injury lawyers in Louisville, Kentucky. Isaacs calls himself the “Heavy Hitter” and the “Kentucky Hammer” for his aggressiveness on behalf of, among other clients, victims of traffic collisions. The (soon-to-be-poorer) driver told police the sun got in his eyes. Elephants in love India TV reported in January that a wild male elephant from an adjoining sanctuary had broken into the Nandan Kanan zoo in Odisha, wildly besotted with a female, Heera. The male cast aside two other females trying to protect Heera and mated with her. The male lingered overnight until zookeepers could shoo him away. cords through NYC Open Data found that the five most common first names of taxicab drivers licensed by the city are five variations in the spelling of the name “Mohammed.” Wait, what? Ms. Meng Wang filed a lawsuit recently in New York City against Gildan Outerwear over her disappointment with Kushyfoot Shaping Tights. In television ads, Wang wrote, a young model sashays down a city street with her eyes dreamily closed and “moans and utters highly sexually charged phrases” “including ‘That’s the spot’ and ‘so good’ ... passersby (stop) in their tracks to look at her with mouths agape.” Wang said the ad clearly implies that the tights produce an orgasmic sensation of some sort, wrote Gothamist.com, but that she, herself, has come up empty. Least competent criminals Two men remain at large after stealing an ATM from Casino Calgary in Calgary, Alberta, in January. They had smashed through glass front doors, unbolted the machine, put it on a dolly and rolled it to a waiting car (though it briefly toppled over onto one of the culprits). Managers told police the ATM was empty, disabled and scheduled to be moved to another location later that day. A Calgary police officer expressed bemusement at the city’s recent ATM smash-and-grab epidemic, since the machines are hard to unbolt, hard to open and emptied several times a day. “It’s a very ineffective way to make a living.” The ever-valuable Internet In January, “Captain Mercedes,” a registered user of the Reddit.com social media site, announced he had compiled a data file cataloguing every bowel movement he had in 2014 and was offering the file to other users to design hypotheses and visual representations of the data in ways that might improve his relationship with his alimentary canal. According to the data-analysis website FiveThirtyEight.com, the “researcher” used the standard “Bristol stool scale” (seven categories of excreta, by shape and consistency) “and produced interesting hypotheses in the ensuing Reddit conversation.” Recurring themes One of the legendary American lawsuit successes is the 1970 award of $50,000 to Gloria Sykes, whose brain injury on a San Francisco cable car left the previously modest Midwestern woman with an unrestrained libido. News of the Weird reported a similar such case, from London, in December 2006. Now, in January 2015, the British Columbia Supreme Court awarded Alissa Afonina $1.5 million for her auto-accident brain injury. She was apparently a demure, high-achieving student, but following the 2008 collision, she had no impulse control, become “isolated,” had “outbursts,” made “inappropriate sexual comments” — and was able to earn a living only as a dominatrix. (Alfonina’s mother, also injured in the accident, was awarded $940,000.) CV Suspicions confirmed A January examination of New York City re- Read more weird news at www.dmcityview.com or www.WeirdUniverse.net. Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. Money Compiled by Ashley Buckowing [email protected] Paid for by taxpayers… Des Moines City Hall Paid on Feb. 9 Amount: $216.20 To: Demco For: Tote bags, mug and jewelry box Amount: $262.90 To: Brownells Inc. For: Police academy equipment Amount: $174.31 To: Adventure Lighting For: Light fixtures and bulbs Amount: $110.41 To: CDW Government For: Wireless display adapter Amount: $696.12 To: AmSan For: Cleaning products Amount: $942.83 To: Capital Sanitary Supply For: Cleaning products for ire epartment Amount: $392 To: Armored Knights Inc. For: Kiosks and armored service Amount: $17.87 To: Des Moines Iron & Supply Co. Inc. For: Piping Amount: $400 To: Bodholdt & Grummer Productions Inc. For: Video production of father/daughter dance Amount: $10,145.09 To: Des Moines Water Works For: Services Amount: $6,750 To: Bibliotheca For: 50,000 smart labels library tag Amount: $485.07 To: Fastenal For: Des Moines Parks and Facilities equipment Amount: $74.38 To: Bone-A-Patreat For: 40 pounds of Sportmix Fish Amount: $98.97 To: Acme Tools For: Tools Salaries and such Name ................ Patricia Quinlisk Title .................. Physician Department ..... Iowa Department of Public Health Annual Salary .. $249,496 Travel The Des Moines City Council approved funding for travel for Human Resources Director James Wells to visit Savannah, Georgia, from March 29 to April 2. Wells will attend the National Public Employer Labor Relations Association annual conference, which features a variety of timely and relevant session topics designed to provide an in-depth look at issues relevant to public sector labor relations and human resources professionals. This comes at a cost of $2,100 to taxpayers. CV Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. #)496)%7s&%"25!29 s PoliticalMercury Rural Iowa’s most vital location Look for our new Spring catalog Coming Soon in Cityview! T We offer over 250 classes in Arts & Crafts, Business, Computers, Dance, Language, and so much more! Call 242-8521 or visit our website at www.dmced.org find out more ONLINE. www.dmcityview.com Have an event coming up? Let our readers know about it! www.dmcityview.com 14sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 By Douglas Burns here’s a saying in Texas: It ain’t bragging if you can back it up. It seems the Texas-ism packed its bags, headed north and found a comfortable home in Greene County, Iowa. So here it is, backed up, with engine gunning: Greene County is the most vital rural county in Iowa right now. In fact, Greene County is enjoying a growth spurt, a boom of optimism, that remarkably, is so spectacular, that if a politician would have promised today’s reality in Jefferson only five years ago, most people would have tagged the man a daydreamer, or a kook. Attending a Greene County Development Corporation (GCDC) meeting in early 2015 is almost a dizzying appointment. There’s so much news, so much happening. In a span of just 26 hours this week, both U.S. Sen. Joni Ernst and Gov. Terry Branstad will visit Jefferson. Ernst will talk with community leaders and Vietnam veteran James O. Andrew and others about a federal role in what is already a successful local-state venture in Home Base Iowa. Andrew played a crucial part in convincing his old college pal, Branstad, to name Greene County the lead city for the initiative aimed at recruiting returning military men and women to Iowa for careers. GCDC Executive Director Ken Paxton is getting national profile with his promotion of Home Base Iowa. Paxton even introduced the governor at an inauguration event last month. For his part, Branstad will tour Power Lift, an innovative business with an international reach. It’s a great tour. I’ve been on it. In the next weeks, a housing developer will announce plans for a major town-house development, possibly 44 units, in Jefferson. Some apartment complexes are expected to follow in Jefferson, including the potential for a Kansas City-area developer’s plans for an affordable-housing complex. More big ag-business news is on the horizon with a major announcement outside of Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. Jefferson that could bring 30 to 40 quality jobs to the region. We’ve reported extensively on Wild Rose Jefferson (expected to open in August), Hy-Vee in Jefferson (expected to open in weeks) as well as the multi-million-dollar boost to medical services through projects at Greene County Medical Center and with the McFarland Clinic. Manufacturing is big news in the county, too, as the governor will see at Power Lift. Lt. Gov. Kim Reynolds toured Scranton Manufacturing in 2014, and U.S. Rep. Steve King and Branstad both had recent events at AAI. Greene County is, as they say in political and development circles, on the map. So now is the time to go after even bigger game: the full four-laning of U.S. 30 across Iowa. Largely (to this point) the vision of eastern Iowa advocates, the U.S. Highway 30 Coalition of Iowa is prioritizing some central and western Iowa projects. At a recent meeting in Tama, the presence of Wild Rose and expansion of Scranton Manufacturing were both cited as reasons for four-laning 30 in Greene County. The coalition is in a long slog fighting for four laning. Members meet regularly with state and federal legislators, as well as with the Iowa Department of Transportation. The full four-laning of U.S. 30 across Iowa would be an enormous development for Jefferson and Greene County, and it would boost Iowa’s second-largest city, Cedar Rapids, and one of the world’s top agricultural research centers, Iowa State University. Back to Greene County: Jefferson doesn’t think like a two-lane town. And it shouldn’t have to exist as one. CV It ain’t bragging if you can back it up. Douglas Burns is a fourth-generation Iowa newspaperman who resides in Carroll. He and his family own and publish newspapers in Carroll, Jefferson and other neighboring communities. Duffy’sView Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. #)496)%7s&%"25!29 s SKI IOWA? Yes, there’s powder to be found and exercise to be had at a number of ski hills and flat grounds across our state by Chad Taylor M aybe you have not looked outside in a while, but here is a news flash for you: It is wintertime out there. For many of us, that means staying bundled up as warm as possible and being inside more often then not. But for others, the fun starts when the snow falls. And for a lot of people, that means skiing. We know. We have heard all the skiing in Iowa jokes. Too flat. No mountains. And, yes, it might be true that there is nothing inherent in the Iowa landscape that evokes images of snow bunnies and slaloms. Even so, the Hawkeye State is crawling with skiers of all types and ages. Most split their winter recreation time between here and places like Colorado or Utah, but many are just recreational types who like to exercise outside. No matter how they got there, the end result is the same: There are heaps of people skiing in Iowa. 16sCITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 Tell us what you think. E-mail your letter to [email protected]. Breaking the mold “You know what bugs me most?” asked Des Moines native Natalie Woodbush. “It’s how dismissive people are, for not good reason. You say, ‘Oh, I like to ski’, and suddenly they’re rolling their eyes and laughing. ‘Oh yeah, on all of Iowa’s mountains?’ It’s like, you know what, buddy? We’re not trying to pretend like skiing in Iowa is the same thing as skiing in Colorado. Playing basketball on a playground isn’t the same as being on a professional team, either, but it’s still fun.” For people who are fans of skiing in the state — or just fans of skiing in general — the jokes are familiar. “Why do you ski here? Are you afraid of the real slopes,” Woodbush continued, outlining a few more ways people dismiss the hobby. “I’m fine with the ‘real slopes.’ It’s just that I don’t want to take a week off work and spend $2,000 in Telluride every time I feel like putting my skis on.” Breaking through the notion that there is no place in the state worth skiing is the biggest obstacle skiing fans encounter when they try to recruit new people to the sport. And for anyone looking for a legitimate downhill challenge, Iowa obviously comes up short. The closest the state has to a genuine “mountain” slope is located within the bluff-covered recesses of Dubuque County, nestled in the embrace of Iowa’s “Driftless Area,” where the hills and crags were untouched by the bulldozing action of glaciers during the last ice age. But while Iowa may not have a ton to offer in the way of black diamond slopes, ski lovers find that it makes up for it in other ways. “It’s just so convenient,” said Des Moines’ Tracy VanVleet of the “ski Iowa” experience. “And it seems so much simpler. People are so much friendlier. I know it’s short runs, but you go with the mindset when you’re in Iowa of ‘I’m just going out to have a blast,’ and you don’t take it too seriously. It’s still a nice experience.” VanVleet is a veteran skier who’s made regular trips out to the Rocky Mountain states. For her, Iowa’s ski slopes help scratch that itch without breaking the bank, or trying her patience. “We would go (to Colorado) in February or March,” she said. “You can barely get in the parking lots, then you have to take a tram to get to the lift line, and then you’re waiting around for a lift.” Another shortcoming that Iowa slopes have to contend with that is virtually unheard of in the mountains is one of sufficient cover. Iowa’s recent past has provided us with winters that have been bitterly cold, accompanied by relatively little snowfall. So when Mother Nature does not seem to want to cooperate, Iowa’s ski slopes bring out the Iowa Ski Resorts Sure, there’s nothing in Iowa to rival the slopes of Colorado or Utah, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t still places to get your downhill on. Here are some of the most popular. Sleepy Hollow Sports Park, Des Moines Sleepy Hollow manufactures all their own snow, so their slopes are always covered and ready to go. All of Sleepy Hollow’s areas are lighted at night and groomed every day. Their bunny hill offers free beginner lessons, and private lessons are available. They’ve also got a rental shop for all the equipement you’d need. Hours: Friday 5 to 9 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., Sunday noon to 8 p.m. Rates: Adults lift tickets are $30, children under 13 are $25. http://shspdm.com/ Seven Oaks Recreation, Boone Seven Oaks Recreation is family-owned and operated and offers skiing, snowboarding and snow tubing. They also offer ski and snowboard rentals. Seven Oaks’ slopes consist of 11 runs varying from beginner to expert and offer a terrain park, rail yard and beginner area. There are two triple chairlifts, two surface lifts and a snow tubing park. Hours: 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. most days, see website for specifics. Rates: Lift tickets for adults range from $10 to $34, depending on day and time. Kids under 12 are $10 to $25. www. sevenoaksrec.com Sleepy Hollow’s areas are lighted at night and groomed every day. heavy machinery: snow machines. Snow machines do their thing by taking water, breaking it down into very small particles, supercooling them, and spreading the result in a fine powder of crystals. While this is an effective method for covering any of your hills’ bald spots, it does have one significant drawback: It requires a literal ton of water. For example, if a resort needs to cover a relatively small area of 200 feet by 200 feet with 6 inches of snow, one would need 20,000 cubic feet of snow, which is created from 1,000 cubic feet of water. For those of you who do not have bar napkins handy to do the math, this is 82,000 gallons of water or roughly 11 truck tankers full. Then consider the fact that many ski areas can convert more than 5,000 gallons per minute of water into snow. That works out to 1,250 tons per hour. Or, stated another way, a truckload every minute. And the result, while good enough to get the job done, is not ideal. “Obviously it’s not the same consistency as fresh snow,” VanVleet said. “The whole texture and how you manipulate your skis is different. When it’s man-made, it’s a little bit wetter and sloppier.” “Skiing on man-made snow is more of a slog,” Woodbush added. “You can definitely feel the difference in your thighs when you’re done. When it’s loose, it feels much Seven Oaks’ slopes consist of 11 runs. Mt. Crescent Ski Area, Honey Creek One of the older ski resorts in the state, Mt. Crescent Ski Area has been open since 1961. Ski Runs reach up to 2,400 feet and the resort comes equipped with snow machines, rental and a 7,000 square foot, Swiss-style lodge. Hours: Sunday through Thursday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Friday 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., Saturday 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Rates: Adults range from $25 to $39, Children under 12 are $25 to $35. www.skicrescent.com Sundown Mountain Resort, Dubuque Sundown Mountain Resort offers 21 runs, 2 terrain parks, 4 lifts with 2 conveyor carpets and 475 feet of vertical. The resort also sports Two mountain top lodges overlooking 100 square miles of countryside, a total vertical drop of 475 feet, 21 scenic trails with beginner, intermediate and advanced terrain, two terrain parks with progressive features, snowmaking and grooming machines, and ski and snowboard lessons for all ages and abilities. Hours: Monday through Friday 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., Saturday 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. and Sunday 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Rates: Adults range $32 to $44, children under 12 are $25 to $33. http:// sundownmtn.com Tell us what you think. E-mail your letter to [email protected]. CITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 s Sundown Mountain is located in Dubuque on 85 acres. Mt. Crescent Ski Area has been open since 1961. heavier on your skis, which makes you expend more energy to turn. “But when it’s packed,” she continued, pausing to widen her eyes a bit, shooting a hand out in front of her for emphasis. “You just GO.” The straight and narrow But, of course, downhill skiing isn’t the only way to get your kicks. There’s another way to slap on some skis and enjoy the snow: cross country skiing. And, while Iowa may be sorely lacking in mountains, the state is absolutely stacked when it comes to flat, open spaces and trails. Aimee Kittell has been cross country skiing for five years. A marathon runner and 18sCITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 Ironman participant, Kittell was looking for a good way to stay fit and keep her endurance up during the winter months. “I tried downhill skiing and failed miserably,” she admitted. “You can’t bike in the winter, and you don’t want to run because of all the ice. (Cross country skiing) was a way to get sunshine on your face and some exercise in the winter.” Now, Kittell says she gets out whenever she can, but cross country skiing tends to be a bigger slave to the whims of the weather than downhill skiing. Where a resort can fairly easily powder their slopes with man made snow, it is another beast entirely to coat a four-mile trail. “You need at least 6 inches of snow on the ground,” Kittell explained. “So the problem with cross country skiing in Iowa the last three or four years is a lack of good snow. Most people work during the day, so by the time they can get out, either it is too dark to go far or the snow has blown around or melted.” However, unlike downhill skiers who are limited to a small number of slopes across the state, cross country skiers have a lot more options. Many people who live on the outskirts of a city or in a more rural area can just slap on their skis and head out their own back doors. But even people solidly within the city limits can find multiple areas to go. “A lot of people cross country ski out at Waveland,” Kittell said. “You can see the track marks as you drive down 235. Big Creek is also nice. “Places like that groom their trails,” she continued. “They’ve got a machine that will pack and groove the snow, so the skis just automatically fit into it. Places like Walker Johnson don’t groom, so it can feel more freestyled.” The other big advantage many people find in cross country over downhill skiing, is the learning curve. It can take quite a while to master the nuances of downhill skiing enough to tackle a Colorado slope. But cross country skiing? “If you can roller skate, you can cross country ski,” Kittell said. If you are going to go out and try some Iowa skiing for yourself, you’re going to need the right equipment. Skis, boots, bindings to keep the former and the latter attached, poles...it can be a lot to think about. Beginners starting from scratch can buy their way in for about $300, but just like any other hobby, there is plenty of space for the more hardcore followers to go crazy on specialized equipment. “Cross country equipment can be very straightforward,” said Jason Juehring at Active Endeavors in Clive. “It comes in two Tell us what you think. E-mail your letter to [email protected]. types: waxable and non-wax. Obviously the non-wax skis are simple. It snows, and you take them outside and go. Traditionalists are still going to want a waxable ski, but for recreational skiing, it’s easy to not have to worry about scraping old wax off and putting new wax on.” Just like when you are picking out running shoes or swimsuits, getting the right skis is all about proper fit. But while your ski boots might be determined by the size of your feet, skis are measured differently. “Ski sizing really ultimately depends on body weight,” Juehring explained. “Somebody could be tall and skinny or short and stocky, so it’s all about how much weight is going to be on top of that ski.” The equipment used will differ, depending on if you’re hitting a slope or the open range. “Cross country skis are very skinny by nature,” Juehring said. “Downhill skis are wider, much more stiff, and have a metal edge, which allows them to be turned. (Cross Country skis) are much lighter, because they’re not going to have the internal structure of a downhill ski.” Most of the people interviewed agreed that downhill skiing is the more popular of the two types in the state, mainly because so many of Iowa’s skiers are veterans of the bigger slopes out west who are looking for a cheap fix close to home. Cross country skiing, on the other hand, probably has a higher ratio of regular practitioners, due primarily to the sport’s “go anywhere” nature. But for both varieties, the mercurial nature of an Iowa winter will limit how often skiers can get out. “Those days with good snowfall lately have been few and far between,” Juehring said. “If we get snow, it all blows away and there’s none in the open spaces where you’d want to go skiing, or it snows and then it’s too bitterly cold to go out and enjoy it. We’re in that special area of the Midwest where it’s kind of hit and miss.” “There have been days when the weather has been fantastic, but the snow is just too damn thin or spotty to bother with,” Woodbush added. “Or you get the other end of the spectrum, where there will be a gorgeous bed of snow out there and the cold and wind just pile on and make it unbearable.” But for as difficult as it can be to actually go out and get your ski fix in Iowa, that certainly will not stop people from trying. When the slope or trail is right in your back yard, it makes it easy to be persistent. “Nobody is here training for a gold medal,” Woodbush said. “But there’s a lot of fun to be had out there, if you just shut up and strap on.” “It’s just simple,” VanVleet said of the state’s ski experience. “It’s just Iowa.” CV BookReview TechTalk Think twice before logging on to Wi-Fi By Patrick Boberg ‘All the Light We Cannot See’ T are it was set up surreptitiously and is malevolent. Once connected, whatever data you house on your device will be up for grabs. But do you know what’s worse than a honeypot? Unsecure Wi-Fi you personally administer blindly. Nevermind your wireless router that you fail to encrypt or password protect, the shear volume of devices that produce wireless signals these days is untenable. Besides receiving wireless TVs, computers, printers, cars, modern home thermostats and generally everything that can receive a signal can also send one and be hacked as well. Say you buy a car with Wi-Fi. If that system gets hacked, then all the electronics in your car are subject to a hacker’s whim. And not just your stereo, but also all the systems that drive the car, such as cruise control, steering, GPS, and if you’re really tech savvy, the personal information you’ve uploaded to your car’s computer. Thankfully, just as the computer industry developed security protocols to protect devices over the years, car manufacturers are starting to do the same. But users making use of those security measures is the hard part. What good is having wireless protection in your Hyundai if you don’t use it? At this point you might be thinking, “Why get paranoid over the chance of hacked cars and printers?” Well, the fact is that you’re ultimately the one responsible for protecting all your Wi-Fi-enabled devices. As every tool in our lives becomes Wi-Fienabled, everything in our life is susceptible to the ill-disposed. Meaning, at what point does the convenience of wireless connectivity get overtaken by the frightening thought of securing and maintaining hundreds of wireless connections? CV Patrick Boberg is a central Iowa creative media specialist. Follow him on Twitter @PatBoBomb. he haunting World War II stories of a French girl and German boy are told in parallel in Anthony Doerr’s beautiful and best-selling novel, “All the Light We Cannot See.” Blind 12-year-old MarieLaure LeBlanc flees Paris with her father when the Nazi occupation of the city begins. Her agoraphobic great uncle, still suffering deep psychological wounds from the First World War, takes them in to his home in the walled city of Saint-Malo on the coast of Brittany. Child prodigy Werner Pfennig lives in a German orphanage with his sister, dreading his inevitable future in the coalmines By Anthony Doerr where their father lost his life. He finds his escape when his genius for repairing radios is discovered and he is given the opportunity to attend Scribner an elite school for young scientists. There he is torn between the boundMay 6, 2014 $27 less joy he takes in his studies and the shame he feels for not intervening 531 Pages in the brutality he witnesses. He is ultimately assigned to a team tracking Resistance radio transmissions. Unbeknownst to either of them, Marie-Laure and Werner share a chance connection from childhood, adding to the reader’s anticipation that their lives will somehow intersect. Until they do, the story bounces back and forth in time and place. Afterward, it fast-forwards to briefly summarize the remainder of the lives of the characters who survived. While the survivors move on and are able to lead fulfilling lives, the shadow cast by the war never completely disappears. Short chapters alternate from the perspectives of Marie-Laure, Werner and several other minor characters. A variety of subplots including the quest for a smuggled — purportedly cursed — diamond contribute to the sprawling nature of this intricate, vividly detailed novel to make it a perfect winter read. CV Sally Wisdom retired from the Des Moines Public Library in 2011 and found her dream job at Beaverdale Books soon after. LET THE GOOD LIFE IN. 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With that said, if these fictional characters could protest, I’m sure they’d all say their experiments started with mankind’s best intentions in mind. In the real world, several innovations follow this same storyline (think napalm and DDT), and if I were to pick one modern invention that may slowly be turning from societal gift to oppressive burden, it might be Wi-Fi. The ability to network electronic devices and gadgets via wireless connections has been an absolute godsend to modern living. Phones, televisions, computers, remotes, cars, watches, cash registers and basically anything that can house a computer now communicates information across virtually any distance if Wi-Fi is present. Considering how most of us have at least one Wi-Fienabled device on us at all times, it’s hard to imagine the technology has only been around for roughly 15 years. As a culture, we’ve grown so accustomed to Wi-Fi that if hotels, planes or businesses don’t offer it, we quickly get perturbed. In fact, for many Internet-addicted techies, discovering free public Wi-Fi sets off the same endorphin pleasure hormones as kissing or receiving a gift. (It’s true.) The problem is that many free public wireless connections are what are known as “honeypots,” or tempting gateways to the Internet, which malicious entities set up to rifle through electronic devices for information. Honeypots are entry-level hacking tools, and to the uninitiated, they can be disastrous. Libraries, schools and coffee houses are generally safe public Wi-Fi providers, but hotels, casinos, convention centers and airports almost always charge for wireless. If your device discovers free Wi-Fi in these heavily populated gathering spaces, chances Courtesy of Beaverdale Books Review by Sally Wisdom CITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 s OnTheTube Re-tread Lightly By Bill Frost “The Odd Couple” and “Vikings” return from history; “The Jack & Triumph Show” is a (literal) dog. “The Odd Couple” Thursday, Feb. 19 (CBS) Like CBS’ recently canceled “The Millers,” “The Odd Couple” (a remake of a ’70s sitcom, kids) is a case of a killer comedic cast (Matthew Perry, Thomas Lennon, Lindsay Sloane, Wendell Pearce and Yvette Nicole Brown) saddled with an annoyingly laughtracked, numbingly beige network sitcom. The song remains the same: Oscar (Perry) and Felix (Lennon) are old friends who move in together after their respective marriages fall apart; Oscar’s a slob of a sports-radio host (updated from sports columnist because, as you know, print is dead), while Felix is a borderline-OCD clean freak. Wackiness, etc. Despite his many post-“Friends” flops, Perry can still bring the funny, and Lennon (who will always be “Reno 911” Lt. Jim Dangle) is an underrated master of cuttingly subtle humor. Even if they don’t eventually overcome the show’s lazy writing, “The Odd Couple” will still be CBS’ least-terrible comedy. So that’s… something. “Two & a Half Men” Thursday, Feb. 19 (CBS) The question isn’t so much “Will Charlie Sheen return for the finale?” as it is “Who cares anymore?” The end of “Two & a Half Men” should have been Season 8, Sheen’s last, when show creator/hack Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros. Television had 177 episodes in the can so the sitcom could easily live on in syndication perpetuity. But no, here we are in Season 12(!), still printing money with Ashton Kutcher, the Ghost of Jon Cryer and no Half Man. So tease Charlie “Harper” Sheen’s possible comeback all you want, CBS — just get this over with. “Vikings” Thursday, Feb. 19 (History) In Season 3 of “Vikings” — aka “Game of Thrones Lite,” “Sons of Anarchy With Swords” or “The Last Somewhat Historical Show on the History Channel” — Ragnar (Travis Fimmel) is now the King of Denmark, having dispatched Horik to a better place. His first move? Attack Paris! Sounds accurate — didn’t a Dark Ages baguette turn up on “Pawn Stars” recently? “The Jack & Triumph Show” Friday, Feb. 20 (Adult Swim) Jack McBrayer (“30 Rock”) and Triumph (the Insult Comic Doc with Robert Smigel’s hand up his ass) star as Jack and Triumph, the former child stars of a “Lassie”-esque TV series from the ’80s; nice-guy Jack wants nothing to do with show business anymore, whereas decadent Triumph will do anything to get back in — even pander to “the adolescent stoners watching Adult Swim.” Hey, we’re not all adolescents, Triumph. The 87th Annual Academy Awards Sunday, Feb. 22 (ABC) What’s on tonight besides the fashion show that calls itself the Oscars: New episodes of “The Walking Dead,” “Talking Dead” and “Comic Book Men” on AMC; “Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst, ” “Girls, “Togetherness, ” “Looking” and “Last Week With Skip downtown congestion and high prices! Come home to high quality downtown living. ./#)-65(̓;51)5,))'-5R5/,(#-"5;5( /,(#-" Immediate approvals and move-ins. PARK PLACE APARTMENTS lgk5,%5.,.5R5-5)#(- 515-284-5900 20sCITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 Tell us what you think. E-mail your letter to [email protected]. John Oliver” on HBO; “Downton Abbey” and “Grantchester” on PBS; “Bar Rescue” on Spike; “Total Divas” on E!; and, if you must, “Sister Wives” on TLC. I’d also recommend the recent stand-up comedy specials of Iliza Shlesinger (“Freezing Hot”), Bill Burr (“I’m Sorry You Feel That Way”) and Chelsea Peretti (“One of the Greats”) on Netflix. We good? “Parks & Recreation” Tuesday, Feb. 24 (NBC) So never mind what I said in January about the seventh season of “Parks & Recreation” being unnecessary; as series finales go, it’s been a wonderfully weird trip for NBC’s Last Great Comedy. (Trust me, there’s nothing funny coming in the pipeline from the Peacock anytime soon.) So long, Leslie, Ron, Ben, April, Andy, Donna, Jerry/Garry, Ann, Chris — hell, maybe even Tom. CV Bill Frost writes about television for Salt Lake City Weekly, talks about it on the TV Tan Podcast (Tuesdays on iTunes and Stitcher), and tweets about it at @Bill_Frost. 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FilmReview CenterStage By Chad Taylor Royal treatment T here are a number of things that make “Kingsmen” really cool: seeing Colin Firth — master of the period drama — throwing punches in fight scenes; the wonderfully choreographed action sequences; seeing Mark Hamill get some work. There are, however, a few things that make the film not so cool: the ridiculously slapdash CGI in the previously mentioned action sequences, the lazy third act, Samuel L. Jackson’s lisp. “Kingsmen” is a film about a super-secret British spy force — whether they are actually an arm of the British government is never actually addressed — who have been keeping the world safe for a couple of centuries. The group’s size is both small and set: each member works under a code name corresponding to one of the Arthurian Knights, and new members are not recruited until a previous member dies, thus making a seat at the table. This is precisely what happens toward the beginning of the film when Lancelot (played with proper James Bond smarm by Jack Davenport) is killed on a mission, and each remaining Kingsmen is then tasked with finding a recruit to bring in for training and testing to fill his spot. Galahad (Firth, who really is wonderful in the role) settles on our hero, “Eggsy” Unwin (Taron Egerton). Seventeen years previously, Eggsy’s father was a Kingsmen hopeful (shown to us at the film’s opening in flashback), who died on his final test mission, so Galahad feels protective of Eggsy. From there, the film settles into several conventional tropes. Eggsy has lived a hard life but shows a natural adeptness at gymnastics and a high intelligence. He comes from the rough part of town, so he is immediately at odds with his other higher-bred male recruits. It is the quick and easy, paintby-numbers method of script writing. Inoffensive, if not innovative. By John Domini Festival of surprises Jackson plays “Kingsmen: The Valentine, a tech Secret Service” mogul billionaire 129 Minutes and the film’s vilRated R lain, to whom the Starring: Taron writers have given Edgerton, Colin Firth, a distracting and Michael Caine wholly unnecessary lisp, which Jackson plays up in his usual, to the hilt fashion. There are a couple of scenes featuring Jackson and Firth together that are among the most interesting in the film, but the film never really tries for high tension. “Kingsmen” is all about the action, and thankfully it gets that part of things right. Fight scenes are acrobatic and beautifully choreographed, with Firth’s visit to a Westboro Baptist-esque redneck church worth paying particular attention to. The only genuine lament comes in the third act, when everything about the film stops trying. The writing becomes lazy with convenient timing and plot holes everywhere, the action gets decidedly more violent, and the ending introduces a level of raunch to the film that hadn’t been there before, thereby catching you off guard. Then there is the matter of the bullet wounds. There has been a trend lately of films choosing to digitally insert bullet wounds on people, rather than using physical effects like squibs. “American Sniper” did the same thing, with similar distracting results. Digital bullet wounds do not look convincing and have a cheapening effect over the entire scene in which they are inserted. When you combine that with generally over-the-top action like “Kingsmen” supplies, the end result is decidedly noticeable and shoddy. “Kingsmen” is not as clever as it thinks it is, not by a far sight. It is, however, every bit as fun as it wants to be. At the end of the day, sometimes that is just enough. CV “The Big DIF,” Improv Festival. The Last Laugh Comedy Theater. Friday, Feb. 20: 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.; Improv Jam, 11:30 p.m.; Saturday, Feb. 21, 5:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.; Jam and Afterparty 12:30 a.m. T he walls of the Last Laugh, Persian blue, are decorated with empty picture frames, a light tan. The owner, Josh Chamberlain, quickly turned this into a joke. “You can fill the frames in any way that works,” he said. “Just like improv.” In fact, Chamberlain would like to see such spontaneous, interactive comedy everywhere. “That’s what this Festival is about,” he says. “Trying to get the word out and expand the community.” This weekend the Last Laugh will host visitors from all over the Midwest, from Kansas City to Minneapolis, in what Chamberlain is calling the Des Moines Improv Festival — or, in keeping with the spirit of the thing, “the Big DIF.” “We’ll have so much variety,” he says. “And then at midnight, we’ll go into an Improv Jam.” Groups will offer whatever they’ve worked up at home. This runs from extended sketches to minute-long blackouts, from slapstick to bawdy songs. Meantime, they’ll face plenty of surprises. Improv, in fact, depends on those surprises — the suggestions from the audience. As ever, the crew handling music and lights needs to stay sharp, too. They’ve got to pick just the moment to go dark, or just which song to pull off the computer. “It’ll be a multimedia experience,” says Chamberlain, “and a communal thing. And really, I’d love to make it an every-year occurrence.” Swapping ideas with others in this brand of comedy goes hand in hand, after all, with Chamberlain’s larger goal. “It’s all about getting better,” he says, “The Festival allows us to see how these other groups stack up against Des Moines.” Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. Though if you ask him, the home team has nothing to worry about. “The scene here astonishes me. We’ve got people on a par with anyone in Chicago.” By “Chicago,” of course, he means Second City, the most famous improv organization in the world. Their touring group wrapped up its Des Moines show just last week, and Chamberlain himself has appeared with various SC outfits. Some years ago, he was all over Chicago’s comedy scene, but he found his real calling behind the scenes. “I started to work in training and in arranging events,” he explains. So when his wife lured him to Des Moines in 2010, he didn’t change careers. He went into business for himself and began developing local talent. “I couldn’t believe the quality of people we found,” he says. “One of them is the head of the Des Moines Teachers’ Union.” Then in 2012, with the closing of Billy Joe’s Picture Show, he found a venue. Now Last Laugh has a cast of 25, some of whom have joined together in specialized groups. One has a name in Spanish, “Trabajos de Manos.” Chamberlain cackles over the translation: “Handjobs.” I doubt even Chicago can top that. Overheard in the Lobby: Aaron Smith and Tiffany Johnson, from last year’s “Fences,” prove brilliant again in the “The Mountaintop,” about Martin Luther King’s last night alive, at Westminster Presbyterian in Beaverdale. CV John Domini is a published local author who has lived on both coasts and abroad and enjoyed theater everywhere. See www.johndomini.com. <BMROB>P?>;KN:KR*2&+.%+)*. 29 ArtPimp Allusions to the horror “ By Jim Duncan [email protected] F OVERNIGHT SENSATION Book your room Sunday-Thursday and get up to $20 ($10 per person based on double occupancy) free slot play or table games play!* Call 844.222.7625 or book online and use promo code FREEPLAY to redeem your offer. *$10 free play per person per stay. Based on availability and blackout dates. Available Sunday - Thursday only. Expires March 30, 2015. 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DMAC director Jeff Fleming begins his introduction to the exhibition’s excellent catalogue with an acknowledgment that “collecting, interpreting and exhibiting works from a culture that a Western curator cannot completely comprehend or grasp fosters concerns about misinterpretation and colonization.” Curator Gilbert Vicario noted that the museum will be subjected to considerable criticism from the politically correct wing of the art world for daring to present a mix of traditional African artifacts and contemporary art from the likes of Jaar. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. The Art Center’s defiance pays off with one of the most thought-provoking shows in years. This exhibition is a veritable demonstration of how Africa changed the rest of the world and vice versa. Jaar, whom Vicario said is very pleased to be included in this show, contributes a series of cibachrome prints and digital animations from his work in Rwanda during genocide. The horrors of what he saw convinced him to only allude to it in his art. He shows a tobacco field, a road to a killing ground and a cloud above a church on that killing ground. A separate work reveals three young men embracing during a memorial service. Black and white prints accompany the works to relate the venues with the horrors that took place there. Vicario thinks the series has a poetic quality. Archibald MacLeish’s poem from “JB” comes to mind. “If God is good, he is not god. If God is God, He is not good. Take the even, take the odd. I would not sleep here if I could, except for the little green leaf in the wood.” Jaar uses light boxes to illustrate the green leaves of hope. Vicario says that is an intentional repurposing of a medium usually employed by advertisers trying to sell their goods to people who do not need them. Jaar explains things this way: “I have a strong emotional connection to Africans, and I think that is present in the way I approach my work. Africa was exploited and now completely abandoned by the rest of the world.” Three contemporary artists recycle western goods with irony. Romuald Hazoumé fashions a traditional African mask out of a Management reserves all rights. Must be 21 or older. If you or someone you know needs gambling treatment call 800.BETS OFF. 30CITYVIEW?>;KN:KR*2&+.%+)*. Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. “Field, Road, Cloud: Art and Africa” will be on display at the Des Moines Art Center from Feb. 14 – April 19. plastic petro can, the kind that litter West African highways. El Anatsui builds a giant curtain, resembling a fish net, out of liquor bottle caps. That invokes the slave trade — slaves moved to the Caribbean in exchange for rum. African American Nick Cave constructs altar sculptures with “black memorabilia saturated with the most vulgar, most obscene oppression you can imagine.” One Cave piece celebrates a Doberman pinscher on a duvet, reminding us that many people treat dogs better than humans. Another is built on a bed of thistle seed (a bird seed also known as “Niger seed”) and molds used for ceramic roofing tiles. The molds are filled with more black memorabilia that relate to life, sex and slavery — a gun-shaped cologne bottle, a heart-shaped liquor bottle, shaving brushes, dice, chains, hands, etc. African American Radcliff Bailey shows “Notes from Tervuren,” a series of gouache and ink drawings with cut-out photos on sheet music. Those pays homage to the town in Belgium that presented the first African art show in Europe, one that would influence Picasso and a dozen other modern art pioneers. Moberg Gallery’s “Large Works” show (through March 14) includes a local take on the theme of “Field, Road, Cloud.” A Jordan Weber painting mocks Wayne Thiebauld’s trademark cakes by relating frosted doughnuts to the deaths of African American teenagers across a map of America. CV Jim Duncan is a freelance writer who has penned nine different columns for Cityview and its sister publications beginning in 1987. Crossword WhatThe...#!&%? By Matt Jones It’s a trap! Think you’re funny? This’ll give you some warm fuzzies. Send us your best caption... Email to: [email protected] Next week’s photo: This week’s winner: “Also open 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. 8 days a week.” Patrick Graham Runners-up: “Inside you will find great deals like ‘buy one for $9.99 or three for only $39.99.’ ” Paul G. “When we say a big sale we really mean a BIG sale… space and time cannot contain it!” Jim McCool Send your “What The...?” caption and image entries to [email protected] Deadline for entries is Monday at noon. 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It is easy to see why the band would choose to commemorate the occasion. “Commit This to Memory” is the album that put the band on most people’s radar, and it is largely considered to be a classic example of modern pop punk. Since then, the band has ridden the momentum to continually higher levels of artistry and success but not necessarily by following the formula set out in “Commit This to Memory.” “I think every time we get into the studio, it’s interesting, because we kind of go one direction with the (band’s sound), then we whiplash back and go in another direction,” said guitarist Joshua Cain. “It’s kind of whatever our mood is when we get started. I think we’ve kind of been all over the place.” Whatever they’re doing, it’s working for them. Critics and fans adored 2010’s “My Dinosaur Life,” and the band’s most recent album, 2012’s “Go,” was given similar approval. The past decade has served to tighten the band’s delivery and bless it with the Motion City Soundtrack plays Wooly’s, 504 E. Locust, on Tuesday, Feb. 24. perspective and self-awareness that tends to come from the process of getting older. But “Commit This to Memory,” for whatever flaws it may have in retrospect, remains a welcome snapshot of a band on the brink. “I don’t think we’d do anything differently,” Cain agreed. “Our first record (2002’s ‘I am the Movie’) was written over a long period of time. We didn’t really know what we were doing, but we had a lot of time to do it. For ‘Commit This to Memory,’ we just were in the right mindset to have that kind of record made and to make sure that it was really put together well.” Speaking of that mindset, a good portion of the credit for keeping the band there goes to the album producer (and Blink 182 bassist) Mark Hoppus. “He had a lot to do with the sound,” Cain concurred. “He was able to help us stay out of our heads when we tended to Finding Senior Housing can be complex, but it doesn’t have to be. “You can trust A Place for Mom to help you.” – Joan Lunden (800) 217-3942 A Place for Mom is the nation’s largest senior living referral information service. We do not own, operate, endorse or recommend any senior living community. We are paid by partner communities, so our services are completely free to families. 32CITYVIEW?>;KN:KR*2&+.%+)*. Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. focus on the wrong things. He was a really fun guy who was really into what we’re doing. That was important to make it not feel like we were making the wrong choices. “He put together the team that was going to make the album. I found the studio in L.A., but Mark put the team together. He came to us from making all the Blink records and took all that knowledge and applied it to our record.” The band would return to Hoppus when it came time to make “My Dinosaur Life,” thus putting the Blink 182 star’s name on the two most important albums of the band’s career. But even on the album where he doesn’t have a direct hand, the lessons Motion City Soundtrack took away from those sessions can still be felt. “One thing he really did was put some space in our songs,” Cain explained. “Our first record is kind of all vocals, all the time, and one of the big things he wanted to do was to let the songs have some time to breathe. “One of the big things is just trusting in our ability to write songs that work for us,” Cain concluded. “Worrying about making a song catchy and that everyone is going to like is a lot to worry about when you’re making a record. ‘Commit This to Memory’ was an important time in our band’s history, when we were just writing songs.” CV THE SOUND Central Iowa’s connection to the local music scene By Chad Taylor [email protected] SOUNDCHECK SOUND CIRCUIT Angle “Definitive Bedtime Stories” Independent Fresh fruit E asy Fruit, a straight rock four-piece, is one of the newer editions to the capital city’s music landscape. That’s not to say its component members lack experience with playing music in town, however. All four of them — Brad Turk, Thomas Oldham, Cory Wendel and Chris Marshall — have played for various bands around Des Moines for years. But Easy Fruit marks something different for all of them. “We wanted to make loud rock and roll,” Turk explained plainly. “I’ve been in a lot of pop bands, playing synthesizers and stuff like that, and we just wanted to start a rock band. That’s what the EP is. The EP is kind of balls out.” “Yeah,” Oldham concurred. “It’s about 19 minutes of in-your-face.” “The EP” is the band’s self-titled debut, Easy Fruit plays DG’s Taphouse, 125 Main, Ames, on Friday, Feb. 20. which, true to their word, is a half-dozen tracks of some of the loudest, fuzziest rock came together in January 2014, then settled into the studio you’ll hear around town. to start recording. Five months isn’t a lot of time to put toProduced by soundboard genius Phil Young, the album gether a bunch of songs, so most of the material is stuff that was put together last summer, but the band sat on it for near- Oldham brought with him to the project. Still, everyone inly six months, tinkering. The EP was finally released to the volved agrees that it is a good example of what to expect from world this past December in a joint release party with Volcano Easy Fruit in the coming months: they’re going to rock. And Boys. Now, Easy Fruit is taking its talents north of the city. they’re going to do it hard, they’re going to do it fast, and it is “I’m excited to get up to Ames and put it in some people’s going to be best served loud. hands who aren’t a part of the Des Moines music scene,” Old“All the songs on that EP are the very beginning of Easy ham said. “Our local scene is amazing, but Ames is a little bit Fruit,” Oldham said. “The EP was really just a culmination of of undocumented territory for us. So it’s exciting.” all of us coming together and wanting to make some rock and The EP is a good look at the birth of a band. Easy Fruit roll.” CV SOUND ADVICE T he Des Moines music landscape has been running a bit gun shy during the past couple months as a number of venues — House of Bricks, Hull Ave. Tavern and El Bait Shop — have either closed or dramatically cut back on their music. Those jitters have been given new ammunition this past week, as the future of two more venues were put into question. First, there was the announcement last Tuesday that Raccoon River Brewery was closing its doors this spring after 18 years of operation. Their building was recently sold, and the new owners have their own, yet undisclosed, plans for the space. The next day it was announced that Kum & Go had purchased the building housing Gas Lamp, putting the fate of music in the Western Gateway area in potential jeopardy. For now, details on both locations are slim, but we will let you know more as facts come to light. Pick o’ the Week: Speaking of Hull Ave., in a spot of good news, the establishment is re-opening under new ownership and kicking things off on Saturday, Feb. 21, with a show featuring Ressurection Mary, Nest of Snakes and Wicked Inquisition. There’s no cover at the door, and the party kicks off at 9 p.m. Mahalo. CV D es Moines does not have a great hip-hop scene. It is not for a lack of trying, it is just difficult to grow a scene organically with no major label backing and no breakthrough commercial talent, ala Slipknot or The Envy Corps. There is, however, good stuff coming out of Des Moines, rap included. Angle is one of the more tenured members of the central Iowa scene — he’s been slinging since 2001 — and “Definitive Bedtime Stories” is easily the best work he has released in that time. One big reason is his improved flow. His lyrics are sharp, and his quick, syncopated vocal rhythm makes him stand out much the same way that Tech N9ne’s separates him from the Kansas City crowd. Another reason the album shines is because Angle is not afraid to allow his collaborators to outshine him. At no point is this made more evident (or with better results) than “Better Shake,” featuring Chicago’s Psalm One, whose masterful mic work helps make it the best track on the album. CV Colin Hay “Next Year People” Compass S ince the breakup of Men at Work in 1985, Colin Hay has been pursuing a solo career that has put the focus more squarely on his own completely distinctive vocals. It is an endeavor that he has gradually gotten better at, seemingly finding his groove with 2007’s “Are You Lookin’ at Me?” “Next Year People” doesn’t quite hit the highest highs of some of Hay’s previous work, but there is plenty on the album to make it more than just a throwaway addition to his catalog. Tracks like opener “Trying to Get to You” are light and poppy, which is Hay’s wheelhouse. But most of the album is slower and more thoughtful, giving the project a feeling of light melancholy that rarely lets Hay’s voice truly shine. CV Chad Taylor is an award-winning news journalist and music writer from Des Moines who would love to take his talents abroad if the rent were not so much more affordable in Des Moines. Tell us what you think. 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Fleetwood Mac at Wells Fargo Arena by Darren Tromblay Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. Cityview Bites Local dining guide Dos Rios has become a bargain I n Iowa, chili cook-offs have become a rite of winter. Country clubs, churches, taverns and hospitals all hold them. Last week, one transported me to another time and place. The Altoona Fire Department hosted such an event to raise money for state-of-the-art medical rescue equipment. The firehouse was filled with American flags, lockers and fire trucks, staffed by uniformed Boy Scouts and attended by a large crowd. Wheel chairs and oxygen tanks outnumbered Asians and African Americans by double figures. Sugar Shack edged out Christ the King church for the best chili award. Norman Rockwell’s America is not completely dead and gone. The chilies had less diversity than the audience. There was one white chili with chicken but other than that, they came in two varieties — barbecue with beans and loose meat with beans. Most were in tomato stocks. Bell peppers were more prevalent than chile peppers. That left me wondering how, at least in pockets of Iowa, chili ended up having so little to do with chilies. New Mexico’s state motto is “red or green?” That refers to chilies that are made with chilies. Is Iowa’s take on that, “barbecue or loose meat?” Across the metro that same evening, the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society held another chili cook-off. Mike Holman won By Jim Duncan DOS RIOS 316 Court Ave., 282-2995 Mon. – Sat. 11 a.m. – close Food Dude A $5 order of shrimp tostadas at Dos Rios’ Happy Hour. that event, adding to his victory in the Iowa regional Culinary Fight Night. Holman is executive chef at Dos Rios, a place I figured would entertain my chile quest. When Dos Rios opened in 2007, I wondered if it would become a landmark restaurant or another “ahead of its time” effort at taking Mexican cuisine upscale in Iowa. Happily, they have succeeded where La Fonda and Cabo San Lucas failed. The biggest change from eight years ago is in prices. In 2007, they crossed the $30 entrée barrier, a threshold The Washington Post calls too steep for most East Coast diners. Now only two entrees cross the $20 threshold. Those are solidly worth their prices, too. Seared scallops ($20) are among the best in town, with Buy one 1/4 pound Barbeque Bacon Cheddar Burger and medium soft drink and get one 1/4 pound Barbeque Bacon Cheddar Burger FREE! bacon sautéed kale, poblano chile whipped potatoes and a tomato emulsion. Their New York strip ($21) is made with chimichurri sauce (that’s the Argentine word for de Burgo), served with the same potatoes, tomato escabeche, fried onions and red chile butter. Pork belly ($17) is rather famous here served with sweet corn salsa, mashed sweet potatoes and a dark mole. The restaurant holds some delightful aromas, mainly from a free-range chicken rotisserie and freshly squeezed limes. Some of the latter come with the tableside guacamole ($5-10), made with roasted poblano chilies in mocajetes — lava mortars that other Mexican cafés use only as decor. Different masas were used for handmade tortillas, empanadas, tamales, gorditas and Side Dishes: Ava Chin, author of “Eating Wildly,” will speak about foraging the perfect meal, 7 p.m., on April 6 in Iowa State’s Memorial Union… Culinary Fight Night returns to Des Moines in late April when Mike Holman faces winners from Chicago, Milwaukee and Minneapolis. CV Jim Duncan is a freelance writer who has penned nine different columns for Cityview and its sister publications beginning in 1987. GREAT FOOD! FRIENDLY SERVICE! Limit one per person. Not valid with any other offer. 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Big City Burgers and Greens: Located on the first level in Capital Square in Downtown Des Moines, Big City is fresh, healthy and socially responsible. Serving local meats and greens, using organic beef and free-range poultry and being one of Iowa’s first 100 percent compostable restaurants, Big City is “green.” Catering also available. 400 Locust St., St. 195, 537-8433. Order online at www.bigcityburgersandgreens.com. The Club Car: While great food and service may be the “primary products” of The Club Car, the casual atmosphere also elicits captivation from the moment you walk in the front door. Railroad memorabilia, original framed posters, model train cars and signs from “way back” always draw attention. 13435 University Ave., #200. Clive. 226-1729. www.clubcardining.com. Food Arcade: The Food Arcade offers a wide array of grab-and-go food options like whole or bythe-slice pizza, burgers, tenderloins, wings, fries, hot beef sandwiches, homemade soups, subs, ice cream and much more. Open 10 a.m.–7 a.m. daily. Meskwaki Bingo and Casino, 1504 305th St., Tama. (641) 484-2108. www.meskwaki.com. Holiday Inn Cityscape Lounge: Discover the delicious Cityscape Lounge for downtown dinner and drinks… with a view! Located in the Holiday Inn downtown, Cityscape Lounge offers daily Happy Hour drink specials and half-price appetizers Monday-Friday during Happy Hour. From our almondcrusted tenders and skyline platter to our cowboy steak and old-world, baked cavatelli pasta… whatever you do, make sure you save room for dessert! Come escape the day and enjoy the view. 1050 Sixth Ave. 283-0151. Jackpot Buffet: The Jackpot Buffet at Meskwaki Casino is one of the largest buffets in the Midwest with more than 20 homestyle entrée choices along with our fresh, never-frozen, broasted chicken, many homemade desserts and, of course, our famous Friday Seafood Night featuring jumbo snow crab, shrimp scampi, fried whole catfish, fried shrimp, herbed-baked fish, clam strips and many other seafood favorites. The Jackpot Buffet is also well known for an outstanding breakfast, which is served daily Monday through Saturday. Meskwaki Bingo and Casino, 1504 305th St., Tama. (641) 484-2108. www. meskwaki.com. Quinton’s: Located at 506 E. Grand in the East Village, Quinton’s is open seven days a week from 11 a.m.-2 a.m. and serves food until midnight. Our unbeatable all-day drink specials are supplemented with a daily happy hour from 3-7 p.m. featuring $3 23-oz. domestic Big Girl beers, $4 premium Big Girls, $5 Big Girl mixed drinks and half-price chips and salsa, C.C.Q. and spinach artichoke dip. We can accommodate groups of up to 60 people. Visit us at www.quintonsdm.com to check our menu of unique sandwiches, breadbowl soups, giant loaded spuds, fresh salads and gourmet burgers, with take-out always available. Trostel’s Greenbriar: Trostel’s Greenbriar is offering a new menu featuring five seasonal specialties, cracker-crust pizzas, and of course, your favorite entrees. Not just for special occasions but for every occasion when you want… Simply the best! Reservations accepted. 5810 Merle Hay Road, Johnston. 253-0124. www.greenbriartrostels.com. Twin Peaks: Twin Peaks is your ultimate man cave. 48 big screen TVs, made-from-scratch comfort food, 29 degree beer; all served up by our beautiful Twin Peaks girls. Eats-Drinks-Scenic Views. 4570 University Ave., West Des Moines. 528-8294. Asian King & I: Authentic Thai cuisine as well as sushi bar at 86th Street and University Avenue in West Des Moines. Dine in or order to go. Head Chef Mao Heineman. Beer, wine and sake served. Select American menu items for kids of all ages. Our 11th year! Please come and enjoy with our Thai family. 1821 22nd St., West Des Moines. 440-2075. www.kingand-i-thaicuisine.com. BBQ Jethro’s BBQ: If you’re looking for some of the best BBQ in town, this Drake neighborhood sports bar is the place to go. Jethro’s racked up the awards in Cityview’s 2011 “Best Of Des Moines” readers poll, winning Best BBQ and runner-up for Best American Food and Best Nachos. Serving ribs, pork, beef brisket, whole chickens and turkey that is smoked daily in our 750-lb. capacity smoker. Stop by and see why we are the best. 3100 Forest Ave., Des Moines; 2601 Adventureland Drive, Altoona; 9350 University Ave., Waukee; 1425 S.W. 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Catering CateringDSM: Catering DSM, located in Capital Square in downtown Des Moines, offers a full range of catering services and cuisine options. With partnerships with venues such as Dos Rios and Big City Burgers and Greens, Catering DSM can do it all; from playoff parties to office parties to wedding receptions. Contact us to plan your next event! 400 Locust St., Suite 193, 508-0829. www.CateringDSM.com. Cajun Jethro’s BBQ Jambalaya: What a concept! 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The Cajun sampler platter will tickle your tummy. Jethro is hooping and hollering excited for you to come visit. 9350 University Ave., West Des Moines. 987-8686. www.jethrosdesmoines.com. Jethro’s BBQ Lakehouse: Jethro has built his very own LAKEHOUSE in the booming city of Ankeny. Two patios overlook the serene water of Prairie Trail Lake as a giant moose and trophy elk gaze. 22 big screen TVs bring you all the sports action. Twin, 750-lb. hickory fired smokers cook all of Jethro’s award-winning “Amazing Slow Smoked Meats.” The Cajun Creole Creations made famous at Jambalaya are proudly served. Imagine how good the taste of Walleye served fresh from the lake is at Jethro’s LAKEHOUSE, Your Ankeny Neighborhood Sports Bar. 1425 S.W. Vintage Parkway, Ankeny. 289-4444. www.jethrosdesmoines.com. Coffeehouse Smokey Row: Open Monday through Thursday 6 a.m.-10 p.m., Friday 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Saturday 7 a.m.-11 p.m. and Sunday 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1910 Cottage Grove, Des Moines. 244-2611. Deli Palmer’s Deli & Market: At Palmer’s, we believe in “Great Food. Great Health. Great Life.” Palmer’s Deli is about community, family, and quality food — quality products and quality ingredients. We offer many delicious choices to eat right and live healthy. We use fresh products when preparing our sandwiches, soups and salads. Our breads and desserts are baked from scratch everyday. Classic favorites… irresistible tastes! 4949 Westown Parkway #180, West Des Moines. 223-0123. 7509 Douglas Ave. #1, Urbandale. 270-6561. 655 Walnut St. #219, Des Moines. 288-4466. 110 N. Ankeny Blvd. #200, Ankeny. 963-4500. 2843 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines. 274-4004. www.palmersdeliandmarket.com MONTERREY & MAZATLAN 8801 University Ave. #29, Clive s 457-8900 9974 Swanson Blvd., Clive s 334-9693 6630 Mills Civic Pkwy., WDM s 224-5989 NEW WEST DES MOINES LOCATION! Bring in this ad for a 1 /2 price dinner or Lunch when you buy one at regular price Tuesday Nights: Buy 1 small Margarita, get 1 small for $1! CityviewBites Diner Italian Pizza Crouse Cafe: Crouse Café is located off Indianola’s Town Square – just a short drive from Des Moines’ south side. The third-generation, family-run eatery is proud to offer the best in homemade. Whether stopping by for breakfast, lunch or dinner, Crouse Café is serving up all your favorites including biscuits and gravy, hot beef sandwiches and pork tenderloins. Or stop by for just a piece of homemade pie – you won’t be disappointed. 115 E. Salem Ave., Indianola. 9613362. Biaggi’s Ristorante Italiano: Biaggi’s is a fun, casual, white-tablecloth restaurant that offers an extensive menu featuring a full selection of housemade and imported pasta, soups, salads, pizza, seafood, fresh fish, chicken, veal, steaks and desserts. Fresh. Affordable. Italian. 5990 University Ave., West Des Moines. 221-9900. www.biaggis.com. Cosi Cucina: Under new (old) ownership and newly remodeled, enjoy a romantic atmosphere with cheerful service. A Des Moines favorite for more than 21 years, try a house favorite pasta or pizza from the original wood-burning oven. Make sure you save room for Cosi’s famous cheesecake! They offer a variety of wine-by-glass and select bottles. 1975 N.W. 86th Street, Clive. 278-8148 Noah’s Ark Ristorante: Noah’s Ark Ristorante has been a well-known Ingersoll tradition for decades. It offers a comfortable, relaxed, inviting atmosphere combined with a friendly and helpful staff. Serving up a full menu of delicious Italian cuisine, you are sure to find something you love. 2400 Ingersoll Ave. 288-2246. Tumea & Sons: Don’t feel like cooking dinner? Come to Tumea & Sons for a tasty Italian meal. With a host to choose from including traditional pasta dishes and homemade Italian pastries – the whole family will be satisfied. 1501 S.E. First St., Des Moines. 282-7976. www.tumeaandsons.net Orlondo’s: At Orlondo’s we make everything from scratch, often utilizing fresh veggies from our onsite garden. We have daily lunch and dinner specials available, along with pizza by the slice. Tuesdays are $11 large, one-topping pizza. Also, try one of our delicious appetizer items. 4337 Park Ave., 244-3637. RedRossa: A passion for flavor — RedRossa began with a passion for fresh, flavorful and authentic Italian/American dining. Offering affordable Italian and American cuisine, RedRossa’s signature recipes highlight the finest ingredients, prepared in the tradition of old-world Italy, in a comfortable and festive atmosphere. 12695 University Ave., Clive. 221-2529. www.redrossa.com. Sam & Louie’s: Sam & Louie’s is a family owned, casual, New York-style pizzeria and Italian restaurant. Specializing in hand tossed pizza, pasta, burgers, chicken sandwiches, calzones, stromboli, salads, gluten free options and more! They are experts in catering for all types of corporate and family events. Party room available at no charge. 8561 Hickman Road, Urbandale in the Cobblestone Market. 515.537.8361. samandlouiespizza.com. Food / Restaurant Products Bolton & Hay: Established in 1920, Bolton & Hay Inc. is a locally owned and family operated foodservice equipment business based in Des Moines. Bolton & Hay’s mission is to provide quality foodservice equipment and supply products at discounted factory direct prices to our valued customers. Bolton & Hay is your leading source of commercial kitchen equipment and supplies to the foodservice industry. 2701 Delaware Ave. 265-2554. www.boltonhay. com Law Equipment: Serves all your restaurant, food service and bar equipment needs. New and used equipment, smallwares and glasswares in stock. Full line dealer. If we don’t have it, we can get it. Ground up design services available. Special orders welcome from one piece to complete build out. 10095 Hickman Court, Suite B, Clive. 334-5036. www.lawequipment.com. Greek Yanni’s: We offer a wide variety of fine Greek and Italian dishes prepared by a team of professional chefs and wait staff. Our commitment is to provide a high-quality, authentic dish at an affordable price. Our menu offers a rainbow array of Greek and Italian dishes that are guaranteed to please the most demanding taste. Not only do we offer Des Moines and Ankeny fine Greek and Italian cuisine, but we also have a fully stocked wine menu and full bar/ lounge. Have a business meeting, reception or just a get together? We have private facilities and meeting room available for the asking. 3160 8th St. S.W., Altoona (515) 957-9391. 410 S. Ankeny Boulevard, Ankeny, (515) 965-7802. Tues-Fri: 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Saturday 4-10 p.m., Sunday 11 a.m.-2 p.m. (Brunch). Closed Monday. Indian India Star: Welcome to India Star, offering the best Indian cuisine in Des Moines. Here you delight in the finest variety of authentic North Indian dishes. Come and enjoy an exceptional and memorable dining experience! Dinner reservations accepted. We also offer take-out and catering services. Lunch buffet is Monday-Saturday 11:15 a.m.-2:15 p.m. Dinner is Monday- Saturday 5 p.m.–9:30 p.m. Closed on Sundays. 5514 Douglas Ave., Des Moines. 279-2118. Mediterranean Fresh Mediterranean Express: Fresh meets Waukee. When you enter our doors you will be greeted by the sights, sounds, scents of the Mediterranean. Send your taste buds on a journey of discovery with our fresh menu items. Now open at 15 N.E. Carefree Lane, Waukee. 987-6870. www.freshmediterraneanexpress.com. Mexican Cabo Sol: Cabo Sol is a great place to eat — combining a family-friendly atmosphere with great tasting, authentic food that will make your taste buds have a fiesta. Come in to enjoy our daily specials. Inside dining, carry-outs, catering and full-service bar. 5010 Mills Civic Parkway, West Des Moines. 515-223-6319. Dos Rios: More than just a typical Mexican restaurant, Dos Rios offers tableside guacamole, homemade corn tortillas, top-notch margaritas with house sour and 100 percent blue agave tequilas, chocolate and pumpkin inspired moles, fried plantains, fresh herbs, local produce and free-range chicken, beef and pork. You won’t be disappointed! 316 Court Ave., Des Moines. 282-2995. www.dosriosrestaurant.com. Tasty Tacos: A family-owned Des Moinesbased Mexican restaurant serving family recipes for 50 years! Most everything is made daily. Six convenient locations throughout the Des Moines metro. 1418 E. Grand Ave., 2900 Euclid Ave., 5847 S.E. 14th St., in Des Moines, 8549 Hickman Road, Urbandale, 2401 S.E. Delaware Ave., in Ankeny, and 6326 Mills Civic Parkway in West Des Moines. Go to www.tastytacos.com for more information or join them on Facebook. Seafood Splash Seafood Bar and Grill: Splash Seafood Bar and Grill is a great place to enjoy fresh fish, oysters and hand-cut steaks all in a fun and vibrant surrounding right in downtown Des Moines. Visit our oyster bar for some of the freshest original menu items or our famous clam chowder. 303 Locust St., #100. 244-5686. www.splash-seafood.com. Small Plates Trostel’s Dish: You’ll love the unique dining experience at our restaurant. We offer small dishes with fresh flavor from around the world and new seasonal selections every three months. Enjoy wine flights and cheese flights. Private dining area for business meetings or intimate gatherings. Bar opens at 4 p.m. Monday–Saturday. Dinner starts at 5 p.m. 12851 University Ave., Suite 400, Clive. 221-DISH. www. dishtrostels.com. Specialty Stores Vom Fass: VOM FASS has earned the reputation as the shopping destination of choice for your extra virgin olive oils, balsamic vinegars and nut oils. Also, check out their amazing selection of single-malt Scotch and Irish whiskies, brandies and fine liqueurs. Imagine the fun as you taste your way through the shop! 833 42nd St., Des Moines. 244-5020. www. vomfassdsm.com. Steakhouse Jethro’s ‘n Jake’s Smokehouse Steaks: Now in Altoona. Still at Drake. No Australian or Texan spoken here. These steaks are corn-fed, Iowa-raised, USDA Choice meat, hickory smoked over a campfire and broiled to perfection in our 1,600 degree Jethro’s ‘n Jake’s fire machine. This seals in the juices and flavors. All our steaks are seasoned with black pepper and salt and finished with a touch of smoked Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. garlic butter. Your Altoona Neighborhood Sports Bar. 2601 Adventureland Drive, Altoona. 957-9727. www.jethrosdesmoines.com. John and Nick’s: After 30 years, John Jaeger left his family business and opened John and Nick’s Steak and Prime Rib in Clive. Enjoy his famous salad bar — bigger and better with more than 60 fresh homemade items, including homemade shrimp and crab salads, a wide selection of olives and too many more to list. The best part is the salad bar comes with your meal. Enjoy hand-cut black angus, USDA choice steaks, aged 21 days for maximum taste and tenderness, including Shot gun Blackened Rib-eye, New York strip, filet mignon, Steak De Burgo, and many others. Try the amazing selection of incredible seafood, such as Parmesan crusted Mahi Mahi, Salmon Florentine, Yellow Fin Ahi Tuna, Bacon Wrapped Scallops, and many others. The offerings continue with chops, pasta and John’s house specialty, Prime Rib, USDA choice ribeye slow roasted and carved to order, plus many other tasty menu items. The cozy atmosphere and delicious food will make your dining experience unforgettable. 15970 Hickman Road, Clive. 987-1151. www.johnandnicks.com. Johnny’s Italian Steakhouse: Features steaks, chops, seafood and Italian specialties. Enjoy the vintage cool atmosphere with the sounds of Frank, Dean and Sammy Davis, Jr. as well as contemporary crooners like Michael Buble and Harry Connick Jr. Enjoy classic martinis, specialty cocktails or our extensive wine list at the Blue Bar. Private dining, banquet and meeting space make it perfect for any occasion. 6800 Fleur Drive, Des Moines, 515-2870848; Mills Civic Parkway, West Des Moines 515333-5665 and Bass Pro Drive, Altoona 515-9579600. Prime Cut Grill: At the Prime Cut Grill, we serve the best steaks available along with a full line of pasta, seafood, sandwiches and cocktails, open Wednesday through Sunday nightly. Some of our guests’ favorites include hand cut boneless ribeye steak, bacon-wrapped filet mignon, hand-breaded deep-fried jumbo shrimp, pan-fried walleye fillet, traditional French onion soup, and of course our slowroasted prime rib, which is served every Friday and Saturday night. After dinner don’t forget to stop by the lounge where we have live bands every Friday and Saturday night with no cover charge. Meskwaki Bingo and Casino, 1504 305th St., Tama. (641) 4842108. www.meskwaki.com. Tapas Stuffed Olive: The Stuffed Olive is all about the entire “Martini Experience.” From your favorite classics to new and exciting blends you’ve never seen before, you’re sure to find a cocktail to love on our vast martini menu. Add a warm, comfortable atmosphere, great wines, beers and top-shelf spirits, and The Stuffed Olive will become your favorite place to start, end or spend your evening. Our tapas menu offers appetizer-sized portions of globally influenced entrees, for a sampling and sharing dining experience. 208 3rd St., Des Moines. 243-4456. CV FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 s#)496)%7s 37 Thursday, Feb. 19 TOAD’S TAVERN Price-is-right happy hour 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spin the wheel to drink for cheap! $2.50 any rum, 6 p.m.-2 a.m. 4UBUF"WFt www.toadstavern.net EXTRA INNINGS Karaoke 8:30 p.m. – 1 a.m. $3.50 Tall boys. $3 Fireballs. Free house shot if you sing! 1500 S.E. First St. MANNING’S Come see April! Busch Light – Two cans for $4! $3 Captain & Cokes. $3 Jack & Cokes. Two for $5 Sambuca. $2 cans of Old Milwaukee. *OEJBOPMB"WFt VOODOO LOUNGE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. $2 Fireball, beers, drinks 6 p.m. - 12 a.m. 5IJSE4UttXXXWPPEPPETNDPN THE STUFFED OLIVE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. Half price C-martinis 6 p.m. - close. 5IJSE4Ut XXXUIFTUVòFEPMJWFDPN Friday, Feb. 20 TOAD’S TAVERN Price-is-right happy hour 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Spin the wheel to drink for cheap! $3 Fireball all day. 4UBUF"WFt www.toadstavern.net THE DERRY’S LOUNGE $2.50 dom. bottles, $4 select bombs. .FSMF)BZ3PBE4VJUF#t EXTRA INNINGS Live music – Check out Facebook for weekly performers. 1500 S.E. First St. MANNING’S Come see April! PARTAYYY! $3 “double cheeseburgers” all day long. *OEJBOPMB"WFt VOODOO LOUNGE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. $3.50 Captains and Vodka Redbulls, $10 potions 6 p.m. - 12 a.m. 5IJSE4Ut XXXWPPEPPETNDPN TAPZ PUB Buy one get ones 4-6 p.m. $5 Moscow mules, $3 Three Olives, $4 bombs. )JDLNBO3PBE$MJWFt THE STUFFED OLIVE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. $2 off F, R and I martinis 6 p.m. - close. 5IJSE4Ut XXXUIFTUVòFEPMJWFDPN JOKER’S $1 domestic bottles 8-11:30 p.m., BOGO bottle service (buy one get one free). 8-11:30 p.m., power hour $4 bombs, $4 fireball shots midnight - 1 a.m. $PVSU"WFt XXXKPLFSTETNDPN Saturday, Feb. 21 TOAD’S TAVERN 5 minute happy hour every hour from 10 a.m.-2 a.m. 4UBUF"WFt www.toadstavern.net THE DERRY’S LOUNGE $3 spice rum, $3 domestic tall boys. .FSMF)BZ3PBE4VJUF#t JOKER’S Two-4-ones, $4 domestic bottles, $4 wells and bombs. $PVSU"WFt XXXKPLFSTETNDPN TAPZ PUB Buy one get ones 3 - 6 p.m. $3 Fireballs, $4 vodka Red Bulls. )JDLNBO3PBE$MJWFt DERRY’S LOUNGE DERRY’S LOUNGE BEER CAN ALLEY BEER CAN ALLEY JEANNIE’S BOTTLE TOAD’S TAVERN TOAD’S TAVERN JEANNIE’S BOTTLE Tell us what you think. E-mail your letter to [email protected]. CITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 s EXTRA INNINGS College football. Bloody Mary Bar. $3 Fireballs. $3 Tall Boys. 1500 S.E. First St. Hosted by JOSH DAVIS & JERRY LORENSON W/ DYLAN BOYLE THE DERRY’S LOUNGE $3 assorted Bacardi flavors, $3 shots of Fireball, Jager and Rumple Minze. .FSMF)BZ3PBE4VJUF#t TAPZ PUB $12 buckets during games, $4 bombs, $3 tallboys. )JDLNBO3PBE$MJWFt FEB 20 WORK RELEASE FEAT BOB PACE & THE DANGEROUS BAND 4:30-7:30PM $5 FEB 20 GIMMIK 9PM $10 FEB 21 THE SAPWOODS W/ PEAS AND CARROT AND THE NEW BODIES 9PM $5 FEB 24 PARTY!PARTY! THE ULTIMATE KARAOKE BAND 9PM FREE FEB 27 SHE’S CRAFTY (BEASTIE BOYS TRIBUTE) W/ DJ ENRG & DJ RICHIE DAGGERS 9PM $10 FEB 28 SLEEP STUDY W/ CANBY 9PM $5 MAR 1 CONTINENTAL (RICK BARTON) 8PM A LIVE LIVE MUSIC SHOW MAR 6 AMERICAN PINUP W/ THE OTHER BROTHERS 9PM $5 MAR 7 THE REVEREND PEYTON’S BIG DAMN BAND W/ RUMBLE SEAT RIOT 9PM $15 MAR 10 MOTION THEATRE 7PM $5 A LIVE LIVE MUSIC SHOW! MAR 18 TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET W/ LIPSTICK HOMICIDE + THE BLENDOURS 9PM $10 40sCITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 VOODOO LOUNGE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. $3 cider beers, $3 Kinkys, $3 bombs 6 p.m. - 12 a.m. 5IJSE4Ut XXXWPPEPPETNDPN JOKER’S All mixed drinks are served as doubles 8-11:30 p.m., POWER HOUR $4 bombs and $4 fireball shots midnight - 1 a.m. $PVSU"WFttXXXKPLFSTETNDPN THE STUFFED OLIVE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. $2 off S, A & T martinis 6 p.m. - close. 5IJSE4Ut XXXUIFTUVòFEPMJWFDPN Sunday, Feb. 22 TOAD’S TAVERN All day happy hour. Free pool, 10 a.m. close. 4UBUF"WFt www.toadstavern.net EXTRA INNINGS Game day. Bloody Mary Bar. $3 Tall boys all day long. $2.50 bottles. 1500 S.E. First St. TAPZ PUB $12 buckets, $2 domestic draws, $2 wells, $3 fireball. )JDLNBO3PBE$MJWFt THE DERRY’S LOUNGE $2 PBR, Busch Heavy, Natural Light tall boys, $3 domestic tall boys. Free pool. .FSMF)BZ3PBE4VJUF#t JOKER’S Industry night, $1 domestic bottles, $1 wells and $1 fireball shots 8 p.m. - close. $PVSU"WFt XXXKPLFSTETNDPN GAS LAMP GAS LAMP GAS LAMP GAS LAMP Tell us what you think. E-mail your letter to [email protected]. Monday, Feb. 23 TOAD’S TAVERN Price-is-right happy hour 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Spin the wheel to drink for cheap! SIN night: late night happy hour from 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. 4UBUF"WFt www.toadstavern.net EXTRA INNINGS Football. $3 tall boys and $2 wells during the games! 1500 S.E. First St. MANNING’S Come see April! Two for $5 domestic bottles. $2 shots of peppermint schnapps! *OEJBOPMB"WFt TAPZ PUB Buy one get ones 4-6 p.m. $2 domestic draws, $3 captains, $3 jagermeister. )JDLNBO3PBE$MJWFt VOODOO LOUNGE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. Half priced potions 6 p.m. - 12 a.m. 5IJSE4Ut XXXWPPEPPETNDPN EXTRA INNINGS THE DERRY’S LOUNGE $2.50 domestic bottles, $3 dom. tall boys, $3 shots of Fireball, Jager, Rumple Minze. .FSMF)BZ3PBE4VJUF#t TAPZ PUB Buy one get ones 4-6 p.m. $3 import draws, $4 Guiness, $6 domestic pitchers. )JDLNBO3PBE$MJWFt THE STUFFED OLIVE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. Half price martinis 6 p.m. - close. 5IJSE4Ut XXXUIFTUVòFEPMJWFDPN THE DERRY’S LOUNGE $2.50 well drinks, $1 off Long Islands .FSMF)BZ3PBE4VJUF#t Tuesday, Feb. 24 TOAD’S TAVERN Price-is-right happy hour 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spin the wheel to drink for cheap! Mug night: $5 for a mug then $2 refills all day. 4UBUF"WFt www.toadstavern.net EXTRA INNINGS Steak Night 5-9 p.m. 2 for 1s from 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. $2 domestic draws. 1500 S.E. First St. MANNING’S Come see April! Busch Light – Two cans for $4! $2 cans of Old Milwaukee. *OEJBOPMB"WFt THE EXCHANGE VOODOO LOUNGE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. Half priced top shelf liquors 6 p.m. - 12 a.m. 5IJSE4Ut XXXWPPEPPETNDPN THE STUFFED OLIVE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. Half price beers 6 p.m. - close. 5IJSE4Ut XXXUIFTUVòFEPMJWFDPN Wednesday, Feb. 25 THE STUFFED OLIVE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. Half price wine 6 p.m.-close. 5IJSE4Ut XXXUIFTUVòFEPMJWFDPN EXTRA INNINGS $4 bombs and $3 Fireball 9 p.m. – close. 1500 S.E. First St. TOAD’S TAVERN Price-is-right happy hour 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Spin the wheel to drink for cheap! $3 youcall-it on wells and calls, 6 p.m. - 2 a.m. 4UBUF"WFt www.toadstavern.net MANNING’S Come see Molli! $3 Fireballs. $4 vodka Redbulls! *OEJBOPMB"WFt THE DERRY’S LOUNGE 2-for-1’s 9-11 p.m. (calls, well, bottles), $3.50 Jack, Crown, Devils Cut, Jameson. .FSMF)BZ3PBE4VJUF#t TAPZ PUB Buy one get ones 4-6 p.m. $3 Captains, $3 tallboys. )JDLNBO3PBE$MJWFt VOODOO LOUNGE Happy hour 4-6 p.m. $2 off select tapas. $2 off all martinis. $2 off select wine. Half priced Moscow Mules with purchase of a cup 6 p.m. - 12 a.m. 5IJSE4Ut XXXWPPEPPETNDPN THE EXCHANGE THE EXCHANGE Derry’s Voted BEST NORTHSIDE BAR s Monday $2.50 Domestic Bottles $3 Domestic Tall Boys $3 Shots of Fireball, Jager & Rumple Minze s Tuesday 7ELL$RINKSsOFF,ONG)SLANDS s Wednesday 2 for 1s from 9pm to 11pm (calls, well, and bottles) $3.50 Jack, Crown, Devils Cut, & Jameson EXTRA INNINGS EXTRA INNINGS s Thursday 3PICE2UMs$OMESTIC4ALL"OYS Check our Facebook for more daily specials! 2014 Drink us on Specials Find Facebook Daily [email protected] Located back behind Day’s Inn 4845 Merle Hay Road, Suite B s Des Moines s 278-2810 Tell us what you think. E-mail your letter to [email protected]. CITYVIEWs FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2015 s TheWeek 4HE(OT3ARDINES Feb. 19 through Feb. 25 All entries must be submitted by 7 a.m. on Monday. Online at www.dmcityview.com/calendar, or email entries to [email protected]. Thursday 19 !24'!,,%2)%3 s-AKING!RT0UBLICMaking Art Public explores the beauty and history of public art in Iowa, 9 a.m. State Historical Museum of Iowa. #(),$2%.&!-),9 p.m. The Last Laugh Comedy Theater. 1701 25th St. West Des Moines. s!3TREETCAR.AMED$ESIRETennessee Williams’ tragic story begins with fragile former schoolteacher, Blanche DuBouis, who leaves her family plantation home and moves to New Orleans to live with her sister, Stella, and Stella’s animalistic husband, Stanley. She quickly gets a gritty life lesson in the seamy, steamy underbelly of 1940s life in the French Quarter. Des Moines Community Playhouse. s)CE3KATING Our warm & safe synthetic ice surface called “Super Glide” is easy for beginner skaters, 1 p.m. The Ice Ridge. #/.#%243,)6%-53)# s -AX 7ELLMAN Max Wellman performs jazz standards every Thursday and Sunday evening at 6 p.m. at this longtime Des Moines establishment, 6-8 p.m. El Patio. s ,EE +ONITZ$AN 4EPFER 4RIO Jazz classics and originals, 7:30 p.m. Caspe Terrace. s 4HE 4ARAKIS The Tarakis is a roots reggae band featuring many Bob Marley classics, 9 p.m. Star Bar. s 4HE (OT 3ARDINES Jazz, 7:30 p.m. The Temple Theater. 1011 Locust St. Des Moines. s 4HE 3OUL 3EARCHERS Blues, no cover, 9 p.m. The Greenwood Lounge. &!)4(0(),/3/0(9 s 4HE #OMMON 4HREAD Discussions pertaining to Spiritual/Metaphysical studies, 10:30 a.m. 414 31st St. in basement of Unity Church. &//$7).% s 4OUR 4ASTING The price is $20 per person and includes: Cellar Wine Tour, Tasting of Summerset Wines, Cheese Platter, Summerset Logo Wine Glass to take home, 3 p.m., Summerset Winery. (%!,4(3500/24'2/503 s /PIATE 3UPPORT 'ROUP FOR 7OMEN Call 633- 7968 or 274-3904 for questions and to RSVP. 7 p.m. Friends House Conference Room. 4211 Grand Ave. s #ARING AND 3HARING 'ROUP 1:30 p.m. Unity Church of Des Moines. 414 31st St. Des Moines. +!2!/+% s +ARAOKE 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Beaver Tap. 4041 Urbandale Ave. Des Moines. s+ARAOKE!T4HE#AMELOT 7-10 p.m. Family hour from 7-8 p.m. The Talent Factory. 1114 6th St. Nevada. 4(%!42%!.$#/-%$9 s /PEN -IC The Last Laugh Comedy Theater’s open mic night for aspiring comics. Admission is free. 8-10 42sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 Friday 20 !24'!,,%2)%3 s-AKING!RT0UBLICMaking Art Public explores the beauty and history of public art in Iowa, 9 a.m. State Historical Museum of Iowa. s %XHIBITION OPENS h3INGLECHANNEL $ANCE n+ENT-ONKMAN$ANCETO-ISS#HIEFvSingle– 4HURSDAY&EBPM 4HE4EMPLE4HEATER ,OCUST3T$ES-OINES Milwaukee Rock Act The Complication Appears in Des Moines for a Chick Rock Show Benefiting Girls Rock! Des Moines, 9 p.m. Des Moines Social Club. s0ASTMASTERS"AND1960s and 1970s dance music. 8:30 p.m. - midnight. Riverside Casino. s!BBY.ORMAL9 p.m. Team 36. #(),$2%.&!-),9 s *AMES "IEHN "AND Rock, no cover, 9 p.m. The s)CE3KATINGOur warm and safe synthetic ice surface Greenwood Lounge. called “Super Glide” is easy for beginner skaters, 1 p.m. s 4IM AND -YLES 4HOMPSON 0ERFORMANCE A The Ice Ridge. father/son duo from Nashville, TN, perform a dazzling s3TORY3PROUTS Story Sprouts will offer families 32 display of complex, intricate jazz phrasing that brings to weeks of books, songs, puppets, activities and more. mind the music of such masters as Chet Atkins, Django Children 1-17 are $3; regular admission rates apply for Reinhardt, Stephane Grapelli, Chick Corea, New Grass adults and seniors. Members free, 10:30-11:15 a.m., Revival and more. There is a recommended $15 donation Greater Des Moines Botanical Center. that will go directly to the artists, 7-9 p.m. Java Joes s 3ECOND !NNUAL -OTHER3ON $ANCE Moms, Coffeehouse. grandmas and aunts, grab your sons, grandsons and s/PEN-IC6-8:30 p.m. Inspired Grounds. nephews — young and old — and enjoy dancing, s*OHN+RANTZ*!::WITH%RIC+RIEGERJohn Krantz contests, snacks, punch, a photo booth and opportunities playing REAL JAZZ at the keyboard with bassist Eric for lots of fun! Tickets are $25 per couple; $5 for each Krieger from 6:30-9:30 p.m. Sam and Gabe’s Italian additional child. They can be purchased at www.faithlc. Bistro. org, 7-9 p.m. Faith Lutheran Church. s 4HE !USTRALIAN "EE 'EES 3HOW Touring for more than 17 years, The Australian Bee Gees Show has #/.#%243,)6%-53)# mastered the look, sound and personality of the adored s"OB0ACE4HE$ANGEROUS"ANDWorld-Famous trio while cementing their reputation as the world’s Work Release Party. Blues, rock, R&B, funk. Always fun, leading Bee Gees tribute. Relive your favorite Bee never predictable, 4:30 p.m. The Gas Lamp. Gees moments with this multimedia theatrical concert s ! .IGHT OF #ONTEMPORARY 7ORSHIP St. experience. 7 p.m. Stephens Auditorium. Lincoln Way Mark Praise Team presents “A Night of Contemporary and University Boulevard. Ames. Worship” The event is for all ages, so bring your friends s#HARLSON4RIOWITH-AX7ELLMANVocal stylings, and family for a fun evening celebrating our God through 7-10 p.m. Chuck’s Restaurant. music, 7-8 p.m. St. Mark Lutheran Church. s *OHN +RANTZ John Krantz playing JAZZ at the s-ICHAEL(OPE9:30 p.m. Star Bar. keyboard accompanied by one of Des Moines’ finest jazz s 4HE #OMPLICATION WITH 4HE (ONEYBEES bassists and sometimes with drummer Jim Eklof, 6:300ATRESA (ARTMAN 'IRLS 2OCK $ES -OINES 9:30 p.m. Sam and Gabe’s Italian Bistro. channel is a program dedicated to the exhibition and interpretation of important single-channel video by contemporary artists, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Des Moines Art Center. Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. &!)4(0(),/3/0(9 s 7OMEN OF 0OWER #ONFERENCE 5:30-10 p.m., Neveln Center. (%!,4(3500/24'2/503 s #ARING AND 3HARING 'ROUP 1:30 p.m. Unity Church of Des Moines. 414 31st St. Des Moines. +!2!/+% s&RIDAY.IGHT+ARAOKE9 p.m. - 1 a.m. AJ’s on East Court. 419 East Court Ave. Des Moines. s&IREBALL&RIDAY+ARAOKE 9-11:45 p.m. Overboard Sports Bar. 1101 Army Post Road. s+ARAOKE9:30 p.m. - 1 a.m. Striker’s Sports Bar. 655 N.E. 56th St. Pleasant Hill. s+ARAOKE Weekly karaoke challenges with prizes to be won. 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Okoboji Grill Ankeny. 2010 S.E. Delaware. Ankeny. s+ARAOKEWITH,IVE-USIC6IDEOS9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Mickey’s Irish Pub Waukee. 50 S.E. Laurel St. Waukee. -)3#%,,!.%/53 s/PEN-IC+ARAOKE.IGHTOpen Mic Poetry Night. Come enjoy original poetry and other performances by local poets, artists and musicians. 6-8 p.m. Java Joes DART Bus Station. 620 Cherry St. Des Moines. s0RIME4IMERSOF#ENTRAL)OWA$OMINOE.IGHT Hosted by John Lynch, bring a small appetizer to share, 7 p.m. 505 36th St., Unit 201. 30/243 s $RAKE "ULLDOGS 7OMENS "ASKETBALL VS %VANSVILLE7:05 p.m. Drake Knapp Center. 4(%!42%!.$#/-%$9 s!3TREETCAR.AMED$ESIRETennessee Williams’ tragic story begins with fragile former schoolteacher, Blanche DuBouis, who leaves her family plantation home and moves to New Orleans to live with her sister, Stella, and Stella’s animalistic husband, Stanley. She quickly gets a gritty life lesson in the seamy, steamy underbelly of 1940s life in the French Quarter. Des Moines Community Playhouse. s h!DAMS %VEv $10-$15. 7:30 p.m. Ankeny Community Theatre. 1932 S.W. 3rd St. Ankeny. s"ANANA0UNCHPRESENTSh7HATEVER )T 4AKESv Banana Punch, the oldest established permanent floating sketch comedy group in Des Moines, returns to the stage with a new comedy show that promises laugh-out-loud looks at sports banquets, revolutionaries, public service announcements, driving schools, and celebrity improv. $10 at the door, 7:30 p.m., Rex Mathes Auditorium. 1401 Vine. West Des Moines. s"IG$)&)MPROV&ESTIVAL The Last Laugh Comedy Theater hosts improv comedy groups from all over the country. Local groups and national acts create instant comedy by getting suggestions from the audience, $14 per show. Nightly and weekend passes available, 7:309 p.m./9:30-11 p.m./11:30-11:45 p.m. The Last Laugh Comedy Theater. s ,ITTLE 7OMEN $10-$18. 7:30 p.m. Des Moines Social Club Kum and Go Theatre. Saturday 21 !24'!,,%2)%3 s-AKING!RT0UBLIC Making Art Public explores the beauty and history of public art in Iowa, 9 a.m. State Historical Museum of Iowa. s !RT !FTER (OURS Come to the library after hours for an art opening featuring three local artists. Look at the art, mingle with interesting people, and snack on free hors d’oeuvres, 5:30-7 p.m. Johnston Public Library. s 0ALEK 0AINT 0ARTY If you’re looking for a fun and memorable night with a relaxed environment, wine, food, and a little creativity, these classes are perfect for you! Within a couple of hours, with step-by-step instruction, you will paint and take home your own masterpiece! No painting experience necessary. Each class is 2.5 hours and by the end you will take home your own completed masterpiece! Adults Only, $40 per class all supplies included, 6-9 p.m. Palek Studio & Gallery. REGISTER NOW! #(),$2%.&!-),9 s-USEUM4REK!#LOSER,OOKATTHE%XHIBITS 11 a.m. to noon. Get interesting facts and a closer look at artifacts on display with a museum guide. Free for visitors of all ages. State Historical Museum of Iowa. 600 E. Locust St. Des Moines. s)CESKATINGOur warm and safe synthetic ice surface called “Super Glide” is easy for beginner skaters, 1 p.m. The Ice Ridge. s %VERY &AMILY 2OCKS &AMILY -USIC -OVEMENT &ESTIVAL Every Family Rocks! is a fun- filled day featuring diverse music, science, art and handson activities to celebrate central Iowa families, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Science Center of Iowa. #/.#%243,)6%-53)# SPRING BREAK WORKSHOPS AGES 4–12 entirely unexpected Grab your passports and join us at the Art Center for a five-day adventure of fun, culture, and creativity! View complete spring break schedule and register online at desmoinesartcenter.org. s0ASTMASTERS"AND 1960s and 1970s dance music. 8:30 p.m. - midnight. Riverside Casino. s 0OPS #ONCERT !N %VENING WITH !UDRA-C$ONALD7:30 p.m. Des Moines Civic Center. FREE ADMISSION IS SUPPORTED BY PRINCIPAL FINANCIAL GROUP AND ART CENTER MEMBERS Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. MEDIA SUPPORT PROVIDED BY CITYVIEWs&%"25!29 s 221 Walnut St. s-IKE!CETO9 p.m. Saints Pub & Patio. 165 S. Jordan Creek Parkway. Des Moines. s &IRESIDE WITH "RYAN "AKER 7:00 p.m. Hotel Pattee. 1112 Willis Ave. Perry. s$REW"IRDSALL9 p.m. Star Bar. s!BBY.ORMAL9 p.m. Team 36. s (EATH !LAN "AND Blues, no cover, 9 p.m. The Greenwood Lounge. s 2OUND!"OUT Classic rock, 9 p.m. Mickey’s Irish Pub. s 'RATEFUL $EAD %XPERIENCE 4HE 3CHWAG The Schwag will play an evening of high-energy organic Grateful Dead music. The Schwag has played more than 3,000 concerts in their career lasting more than 23 years. The band features Jimmy Tebeau, who has played with JGB (Jerry Garcia Band) for four years, 9 p.m. Wooly’s. s2OB,UMBARD8-11 p.m. Trostel’s Dish. s 3YNERGY *AZZ &OR )OWA #ONCERT 3ERIES Erica von Kleist is a renowned flautist, saxophonist, composer and educator who had made her mark on the music scene worldwide, 7:30 p.m. Turner Jazz center/Drake University. s (OME 'ROWN 4OMATOES Gothic yearning, midwestern practicality, and stubborn romanticism mixed with humor and terminal sensibility. $12. 7 p.m. ArtsCentral. Waukee. s $IAMOND #LEAR #UT 2OCK "AND This Marshalltown based band performs Classic Rock Covers from the 1960s-1990s, Tickets: $10 - Seniors: $8, 7-9 p.m. The Talent Factory. s2AY*ANE$UOAcoustic/vocal, 7-10 p.m. Chuck’s Restaurant. 4HE!USTRALIAN"EE'EES3HOW &!)4(0(),/3/0(9 s 7OMEN OF 0OWER #ONFERENCE 5:30-10 p.m., Neveln Center. &//$7).% s 4OUR 4ASTING The price is $20 per person and includes: Cellar Wine Tour, Tasting of Summerset Wines, Cheese Platter, Summerset Logo Wine Glass to take home, 1 p.m., Summerset Winery. s#ABIN&EVER3PIRITS3WEETS Dare to pair one of a kind mini-tinis mixed by Iowa artisan distillers with bite sized sweets and savory items created by local eateries. Visit with distillers about the process of making spirits with Iowa corn, 3-6 p.m., Living History Farms’ Visitor Center. s .ATIONAL -ARGARITA $AY Celebrate National Margarita Day by offering its 12-ounce House Margarita — Frozen or On The Rocks — for just $2 all day On The Border. s7INTER3OUP"READ0AIRINGS#OOKING#LASS Chef Christina Ryan-Pfleeger and dietician Missy Anker will be demonstrating three fabulous and hearty pairings: tomato basil bisque with cheesy bread, minestrone with breadsticks, and white chicken chili with biscuits. Besides learning from the experts, Missy and Christina will help participants make their own dough at the class that they can take home and bake for dinner. Register at www. johnstonlibrary.com or by calling the library at 515-2785233, 10:30 a.m. - noon Johnston Public Library. (%!,4(3500/24'2/503 s $"3! $EPRESSION"IPOLAR 3UPPORT “We’ve been there, we can help.” Contact Debbie at [email protected] for more info. 2 p.m. Lutheran Hospital. Penn & University Level B Private Dining Room. s #ARING AND 3HARING 'ROUP 1:30 p.m. Unity Church of Des Moines. 414 31st St. Des Moines. 44sCITYVIEWs&%"25!29 &RIDAY&EBPM 3TEPHENS!UDITORIUM!MES +!2!/+% s&RIDAY.IGHT+ARAOKE9 p.m.- 1 a.m. AJ’s on East Court. 419 East Court Ave. Des Moines. s#OFFEE+ARAOKE We will play any clean song you can find on Youtube.com. 7-9 p.m. Java Joes DART Bus Station. 620 Cherry St. Des Moines. ,%#452%7/2+3(/0 start each Saturday at 10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m. Greater Des Moines Botanical Garden. s'ARDEN'ROWERS.O$IRT.ECESSARY Epiphytes are plants that perch on other plants. They don’t require dirt to grow. Learn about our favorite plants that perch here at the Botanical Garden, called air plants. Make your own air plant craft to take home and enjoy, 10:30 a.m. - noon Greater Des Moines Botanical Garden. s ,EARN ON 3ATURDAYS Drawing from Iowa’s horticultural professionals and skilled gardeners, the series will showcase a curated array of programs, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Greater Des Moines Botanical Garden. s'ARDEN'ROWERS.O$IRT.ECESSARYEpiphytes are plants that perch on other plants. They don’t require dirt to grow. Learn about our favorite plants that perch here at the Botanical Garden, called air plants. Make your own air plant craft to take home and enjoy, 10:30 a.m. Greater Des Moines Botanical Garden. s 3EW &ITTINGLY Learn how to make great fitting clothes using a customized dress form. Costume draper Ginny McKeever will lead the hands-on workshop and will demonstrate the same techniques she uses to fit her theater clientele, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Trinity United Methodist Church. 102 Lynwood Drive. Huxley. s ,EARN /N 3ATURDAYS 2AISING "ACKYARD #HICKENS AND 7HAT 7ORMS #AN $O &OR 9OU Drawing from Iowa’s horticultural professionals and skilled gardeners, the series will showcase a curated array of programs. The traditional two-class format remains the same, but with a later start time — classes -)3#%,,!.%/53 s ,EARN ON 3ATURDAYS Drawing from Iowa’s horticultural professionals and skilled gardeners, the series will showcase a curated array of programs, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Greater Des Moines Botanical Garden. s $OXIE $ASH During the first intermission of the Buccaneers’ game, the Bucs and the Animal Rescue League of Iowa will bring “wiener dog” racing to Des Moines once again, 7 p.m. Des Moines Buccaneers Arena. 30/243 s)MPACT0RO7RESTLING3HOWKiandra will face off against Miss Frankie Jay in a Fans Bring The Weapons Match! In the other main event of the evening AJ Smooth will defend his IPW Heavyweight Championship against No. 1 contender James Jeffries, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Forte @ Baratta’s. s"ASKETBALL3IMPSONVS,ORAS2 p.m. Simpson. 4(%!42%!.$#/-%$9 Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. s h! 3TREETCAR .AMED $ESIREv Tennessee Williams’ tragic story begins with fragile former schoolteacher, Blanche DuBouis, who leaves her family plantation home and moves to New Orleans to live with her sister, Stella, and Stella’s animalistic husband, Stanley. She quickly gets a gritty life lesson in the seamy, steamy underbelly of 1940s life in the French Quarter. Des Moines Community Playhouse. s h!DAMS %VEv $10-$15. 7:30 p.m. Ankeny Community Theatre. 1932 S.W. 3rd St. Ankeny. s"IG$)&)MPROV&ESTIVAL The Last Laugh Comedy Theater hosts improv comedy groups from all over the country. Local groups and national acts create instant comedy by getting suggestions from the audience, $14 per show. Nightly and weekend passes available, 7:309 p.m./9:30-11 p.m./11:30-11:45 p.m. The Last Laugh Comedy Theater. s"ANANA0UNCHPRESENTSh7HATEVER )T 4AKESv Banana Punch, the oldest established permanent floating sketch comedy group in Des Moines, returns to the stage with a new comedy show that promises laugh-out-loud looks at sports banquets, revolutionaries, public service announcements, driving schools, and celebrity improv. $10 at the door, 7:30 p.m., Rex Mathes Auditorium. 1401 Vine. West Des Moines. s "IG $)& #OLLEGE )MPROV 3HOWCASE College improv groups from around the state come to the Last Laugh Theater to perform instant comedy at the Big DIF improv Festival. See the comedians of tomorrow today, 5:30-7 p.m. The Last Laugh Comedy Theater. s "LIND 0IG #OMEDY 3HOWCASE $5 tickets at the door. Headlining is Jack Comstock with him comes Brandon Cordes. The evening will also feature local comedians Alex Carter, Dan Umthun, Madeleine Russell and hosted by Toll McGrane, 8:30 p.m. Streetcar 209. s,ITTLE7OMEN $10-$18. 7:30 p.m. Des Moines Social Club Kum and Go Theatre. Sunday 22 !24'!,,%2)%3 s-AKING!RT0UBLICMaking Art Public explores the beauty and history of public art in Iowa, 9 a.m. State Historical Museum of Iowa. #(),$2%.&!-),9 s)CESKATINGOur warm and safe synthetic ice surface called “Super Glide” is easy for beginner skaters, 1 p.m. The Ice Ridge. #/.#%243,)6%-53)# s "OTANICAL "LUES Regular admission rates apply. Food and beverages will be available for purchase from Trellis Catering, 2-4 p.m. Greater Des Moines Botanical Garden. s -AX 7ELLMAN Join Max Wellman every Thursday and Sunday evening at El Patio for a solo set of standards from the Great American Songbook, 6-8 p.m. El Patio. s 3UNDAY 4UNES ,IVE -USIC Boomerang, Cover Charge: Just $3 per person, or $10 per carload. FREE to Case Club Members (show card), 2-5 p.m., Summerset Winery. s!""9UNPLUGGED2-5 p.m. Annelise Winery. &!)4(0(),/3/0(9 s"IBLE3TUDY#LASSES7ORSHIP3ERVICESAll ages. Nursery provided. 9:30/10:45 p.m. New Life Center. 1057 23rd St. Des Moines. s 7OMEN OF 0OWER #ONFERENCE 5:30-10 p.m., Neveln Center. &//$7).% s 4OUR 4ASTING The price is $20 per person and includes: Cellar Wine Tour, Tasting of Summerset Wines, Cheese Platter, Summerset Logo Wine Glass to take home, 12 p.m., Summerset Winery. s .ATIONAL -ARGARITA $AY Celebrate National Margarita Day by offering its 12-ounce House Margarita — Frozen or On The Rocks — for just $2 all day On The Border. s $OPPELBOCK &EAST Hessen Haus’ Second Annual Doppelbock Feast! Join us for amazing food, live entertainment and fun games! Oh, and don’t forget about the BEER! We will have all the great Doppelbock and Bock beers, 1 p.m. - 2 a.m., Hessen Haus. s 0ARTY 0ARTY 4HE 5LTIMATE +ARAOKE "AND 9:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. Hessen Haus. 101 4th St. Des Moines. -)3#%,,!.%/53 s !CQUIRING A 4ASTE FOR $ANISH (YGGE Tom Forsgren, former director for the Global Youth Institute will speak on the GYI “Danish” experience in Hjorring, Denmark, in 2012. Invited guests include representatives of the Danish Brotherhood and Sisterhood and Lynnette Rasmussen, Honorary Consul for Denmark in Des Moines. The public is invited. Refreshments will be served, 2-4 p.m. Crown Pointe Community Center. Tuesday 24 !24'!,,%2)%3 !24'!,,%2)%3 s-AKING!RT0UBLICMaking Art Public explores the beauty and history of public art in Iowa, 9 a.m. State Historical Museum of Iowa. beauty and history of public art in Iowa, 9 a.m. State Historical Museum of Iowa. #(),$2%.&!-),9 #(),$2%.&!-),9 s)CE3KATINGOur warm and safe synthetic ice surface s)CE3KATINGOur warm and safe synthetic ice surface called “Super Glide” is easy for beginner skaters, 1 p.m. The Ice Ridge. called “Super Glide” is easy for beginner skaters, 1 p.m. The Ice Ridge. #/.#%243,)6%-53)# s$AN*ONESAND&RIENDSRock, no cover, 8 p.m. The Greenwood Lounge. &//$7).% 4(%!42%!.$#/-%$9 s h! 3TREETCAR .AMED $ESIREv Tennessee Williams’ tragic story begins with fragile former schoolteacher, Blanche DuBouis, who leaves her family plantation home and moves to New Orleans to live with her sister, Stella, and Stella’s animalistic husband, Stanley. She quickly gets a gritty life lesson in the seamy, steamy underbelly of 1940s life in the French Quarter. Des Moines Community Playhouse. sh!DAMS%VEv$10-$15. 2 p.m. Ankeny Community Theatre. 1932 S.W. 3rd St. Ankeny. s%ULENSPIEGEL0UPPETSAT3T-ARKEulenspiegel Puppets will present “The Amazing Adventures of Willy the Woolly.” Enjoy an afternoon of high quality puppet theater with Iowa’s only professional puppet company, 4-5:30 p.m. St. Mark Lutheran Church. s'ABRIEL)GLESIAS8:30 p.m. Stephens Auditorium. s ,ITTLE 7OMEN $10-$18. 2 p.m. Des Moines Social Club Kum and Go Theatre. Monday 23 !24'!,,%2)%3 s-AKING!RT0UBLICMaking Art Public explores the beauty and history of public art in Iowa, 9 a.m. State Historical Museum of Iowa. #(),$2%.&!-),9 s)CESKATINGOur warm and safe synthetic ice surface called “Super Glide” is easy for beginner skaters, 1 p.m. The Ice Ridge. #/--5.)49 s&REE#OMMUNITY-EALFor families and individuals of all ages. 5:30-7 p.m. New Life Center. 1031 23rd St. Des Moines. (%!,4(3500/24'2/503 #/.#%243,)6%-53)# s!DULT#HILDRENOF!LCOHOLICS!#!-EETING s*AZZINA&UNKY0LACEJazz, no cover, 8:30 p.m. The Free. Anonymous meeting. 11:15 a.m. Central Presbyterian Church. 38th St and Grand Avenue Second Floor. s #ARING AND 3HARING 'ROUP 1:30 p.m. Unity Church of Des Moines. 414 31st St. Des Moines. Greenwood Lounge. s-APLE'ROVE5NITED-ETHODIST-ENS!NNUAL 3WEETHEART "REAKFAST The little country church with the RED doors on the north side of Ashworth as you enter Waukee. Serving pancakes, ham, scrambled eggs and beverages. FREE WILL Offering, 8 a.m. - noon Maple Grove United Methodist Church. (%!,4(3500/24'2/503 s.!-)Support group for persons coping with mental health conditions. Peer oriented. 2 p.m. Plymouth Church. 42nd and Ingersoll, Burling Room. Des Moines. s %MOTIONS !NONYMOUS Des Moines Emotions Anonymous Chapter, EA fellowship of weekly meetings in a warm and friendly environment. Emotions Anonymous is a Step 12 program of recovery for emotional issues and maintaining emotional health. 12:15-1:15 p.m. Java Joes. 214 4th St. Des Moines. #ARINGAND3HARING'ROUP1:30 p.m. Unity Church of Des Moines. 414 31st St. Des Moines. +!2!/+% s&LAVAPRODUCTIONS$*2OD Karaoke and dancing. 8 p.m. - midnight. Yo Yo’s Bar and Grill. 2400 East Dean Ave. Des Moines. s +ARAOKE 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Beaver Tap. 4041 Urbandale Ave. Des Moines. s+ARAOKE Weekly karaoke challenges with prizes to be won. 8-11 p.m. Benchwarmers. 705 S. Ankeny Blvd. Ankeny. s+ARAOKE 7 p.m. - 1:45 a.m. RockStar Bar and Grill. 2301 S.W. 9th St. Des Moines. designing with epiphytes. Epiphytes, such as orchids and bromeliads, are plants that perch and make great specimens to mount on driftwood. Design your own piece to display in your home, 6:30-8 p.m. Greater Des Moines Botanical Garden. Hilton Coliseum. s #ARING AND 3HARING 'ROUP 1:30 p.m. Unity 4(%!42%!.$#/-%$9 s0IPPINPippin tells the story of a young prince on +!2!/+% +!2!/+% s#USTOMER!PPRECIATION+ARAOKE9 p.m. - 1 a.m. s4HE0ANTS/FF3ING/FF9 p.m. Whiskey Dixx. 215 AJ’s on East Court. 419 East Court Ave. Des Moines. 4th St. Des Moines. of all ages. 5:30-7 p.m. New Life Center. 1031 23rd St. Des Moines. #/.#%243,)6%-53)# s"OB0ACE4HE$ANGEROUS"AND Blues, rock, R&B, funk, 7-10 p.m. Zimm’s Food & Spirits. &!)4(0(),/3/0(9 s 4EEN 9OUTH 'ROUP !CTIVITIES!LL !GES #LASSES Nursery provided. 6:30 p.m. New Life Center. 1057 23rd St. Des Moines. (%!,4(3500/24'2/503 s %! 0EER 3ESSIONS FOR 0ERSONAL )NVENTORIES 3UPPORT Contact Duane at 243-1742 or [email protected] for more info. Skywalk accessible. 1 p.m. 7th & Walnut. 1st Floor, Suite 131. Des Moines. s %MOTIONS !NONYMOUS Des Moines Emotions Anonymous Chapter, EA fellowship of weekly meetings in a warm and friendly environment. Emotions Anonymous is a Step 12 program of recovery for emotional issues and maintaining emotional health. 12:15-1:15 p.m. Java Joes. 214 4th St. Des Moines. +!2!/+% s7EDNESDAY.IGHT+ARAOKE 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. AJ’s on East Court. 419 East Court Ave. Des Moines. s&LAVAPRODUCTIONS$*2OD Karaoke and dancing. 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Down Under Bar and Grill. 8350 Hickman Road. Clive. s+ARAOKE9:30 p.m. - 1 a.m. Striker’s Sports Bar. 655 N.E. 56th St. Pleasant Hill. s 0ARTY 0ARTY 4HE 5LTIMATE +ARAOKE "AND 9:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. The Keg Stand. 3530 Westown Parkway. West Des Moines. .)'(4,)&% s4RIVIA.ITEGame starts at 9 p.m. every Wednesday. The Blazing Saddle. 416 E. 5th St. Des Moines. s,IVE4EAM4RIVIA Round-by-round prizes. 7-9 p.m. Mickey Finn’s. 7020 Douglas Ave. Urbandale. 4(%!42%!.$#/-%$9 s )MPROV 3HOW Performers create instant comedy 30/243 Church of Des Moines. 414 31st St. Des Moines. #/--5.)49 s&REE#OMMUNITY-EALFor families and individuals ,%#452%7/2+3(/0 s "OTANICAL $ESIGN 3ERIES $ESIGNING WITH %PIPHYTES Tyler Johnson leads this workshop on s)357OMENS"ASKETBALLVS4EXAS4ECH7 p.m. (%!,4(3500/24'2/503 25 s-AKING!RT0UBLICMaking Art Public explores the 30/243 s $RAKE "ULLDOGS -ENS "ASKETBALL VS -ISSOURI3TATE1:05 p.m. Drake Knapp Center. s $RAKE "ULLDOGS 7OMENS "ASKETBALL VS )NDIANA3TATE4:05 p.m. Drake Knapp Center. Wednesday a death-defying journey to find meaning in his existence. 7:30 p.m. Civic Center. 221 Walnut St. Des Moines. s +ARAOKE 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Beaver Tap. 4041 Urbandale Ave. Des Moines. Tell us what you think. Email your letter to [email protected]. with games like those seen on TV’s “Whose Line Is It, Anyway?” Audience interaction and hilarity ensues. Different show every night guaranteed. Free. 8 p.m. The Last Laugh Comedy Theater. 1701 25th St. West Des Moines. s4HE,AST,AUGH-AINSTAGE3HOW We perform games like those seen on TV’s “Whose Line Is It, Anyway?” getting the audience in on the action by using their suggestions and even getting them up on stage. Every Wednesday is free. Friday and Saturday $14, 8-9:30 p.m. The Last Laugh Comedy Theater. #6 CITYVIEWs&%"25!29 s PERSONALS MEET LOCAL SINGLES Browse & Reply FREE! 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