InterHASHional News

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InterHASHional News

April 2001
Trash for those who have the Half a Mind it takes to Hash
Vol. 11 No. 1
InterHASHional
News
Terra Porcus Lux Hash has
3rd Birthday
Beaver Bam Bam Balls, Punxsutawney, PA
The third birthday and 4th running of the Terra Porcus Lux
Hash House Harriers in as many years was held recently in
Punxsutawney, PA in conjunction with the local
celebration of Ground Hog’s Day. Though Bill Murray
was not in attendance, about 20 half-minds braved the
night to discover if spring was on it’s way, or if winter
would be hanging around a bit longer. This event is truly
IHNews Has Moved!
There have been some pretty major changes in my life
over the past few years, and they have interfered with the
publication of IHNews more than I would have liked, but
that has changed. Some major changes have been the
move to a new city, the finding of a new job, and the
biggest change, my wedding. Now that those are behind
me, I can once again concentrate on my hashing and
publishing IHNews, that is after I pay proper attention to
my new wife, Low Beams. She will also help me keep a
schedule and get IHNews out on a somewhat regular basis.
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Austin Prepares for IAH
Austin, TX
Preparations continue for the next InterAmericas Hash to
be held in Austin, TX Friday, Aug 31st through Monday,
Sep 3rd, 2001 – Labor Day Weekend. See the registration
form elsewhere in this issue and look for more information
on-line at http://harrier.net/interam and be sure not to miss
the fun. To give you an idea what it is all about, here is
what some half-minds said about the last InterAM in
Pittsurgh, Labor Day 1999:
See InterAM (Continued on page 12)
one of the more interesting hash events I have the pleasure
to attend. It is called a campout, but there really is no
camping involved. We basically stand around a campfire
all night with only a break to run trail and then the
survivors can go see Punxsutawney Phil’s weather
prediction. As is always the case, the event sucked once
INSIDE THIS ISSUE
New editorial policy
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Continuing Adventures of HASHBOY
Calendar of Upcoming Hash Events
InterAmericas’ Hash (ad) 10
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See Birthday (Continued on page 11)
Send material to: Scott “Beaver Bam Bam Balls” Kanzelmeyer, InterHASHional News, 104 Riverferry Way, Rochester, NY 14608-2451
Phone: (716) 232-1295, Email: [email protected]
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* NEW EDITORIAL POLICY *
IHNews has instituted a new editorial policy for it’s
news content. In keeping with my own personal view of
writing hash trashes, we will no longer let the truth get in
the way of a good story. On-on
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Hash the World!
How to Submit Events for Inclusion in the Calendar:
International Upcoming Events Calendar
You can submit events by mail, fax, e-mail, or
Internet. Please submit event notices to:
Additional upcoming event information can be found
on the following web sites:
World Events: Half-Mind Catalog
www.half-mind.com/
Africa (Sub-Saharan) Events: AfricaHash Page
www.webpro.co.za/clients/afhash/
Flying Booger
Half-Mind Catalog Upcoming Events Calendar
4088 N. Hidden Cove Pl.
Tucson AZ 85749-9120 USA
Fax: (520) 760-1593
E-mail: [email protected]
Internet: http://www.half-mind.com/submit1.htm
Arabian Gulf Events: Hasher Net
www.hasher.net/
Please include event name, dates & year, country &
location, host hash, and complete contact information
(name, phone number, e-mail address if available).
Australian Events: Australia Hash Home Page
www.hhh.asn.au/
Key to Hash the World Calendar Entries:
Euro Events: Likkmm's Swiss Page
www.harrier.ch/
Euro Events: Vodka Splite's Euro Events Calendar
home.online.no/~tereri/events.htm
Malaysia Events: Malaysia HHH Page
www.geocities.com/malaysiahhh/index.htm
New Zealand Events: New Zealand HHH Page
www.nzhhh.co.nz/
Pacific Islands Events: South Pacific HHH Page
pacifichash.cjb.net/
Philippines Events: Philippines HHH Page
www.sflu.com/philhash
UK & World Events: UK Hash Page
www.compulink.co.uk/~bicesterh3/uk/
UK Events: UK Community Page
www.hashhouseharriers.co.uk/
UK Events: UK HHH Page
www.hhh.org.uk/
USA Events: Road Whore HHH Page
www.geocities.com/roadwhoreh3/
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Prices are in US dollars unless otherwise noted
US/Canadian phone numbers are preceded by a threedigit area code (XXX) and require the "1-" prefix
International phone numbers require the "011" prefix,
indicated by "+"
Abbreviated dates are month/day/year, as in 4/25/96
"BYO" = bring your own
"E-rego" = electronic registration form
"Rego" = registration form
"SASE" = self-addressed stamped envelope
"TBA" = to be announced
2001 Upcoming Events
20-22 April 2001: South Africa
Cape Town Preamble to Africa Interhash. Cape Town. Hosted
by Cape Town H3. Besides the privilege of ‘DOING IT’ on
TABLE MOUNTAIN you will receive the usual hash tee-shirt,
sweat-shirt, goody bag, beer & cool drinks for the weekend,
grub & live entertainment on Friday & Saturday nights and
Sunday afternoon, preamble souvenir, etc. Contact Anne “Irish
Mist” O’Donnell, +27-83/305-1651(m), +27-21/5595770,
[email protected]; Ian “Jan Klein” Small, +27-83/3004446(m), [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.b2online.net/cth3
25-29 April 2001: Thailand
Bangkok Harriettes 1000th Run. Bangkok. Hosted by Bangkok
Harriettes.
Details TBA. Contact Wichanee “Imelda”
C h a r u t h a s , + 6 6 - 2 - 9 3 2 - 9 8 4 8 , + 6 6 - 2 - 9 3 2 -8 3 3 2 ( f ) ,
[email protected].
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- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/harriettesbangkok/1000/invite.html
27-29 April 2001: South Africa
5th Africa Interhash. Durban. Hosted by Durban H3. USD115
to 30-Nov-2000, USD125 to 28-Feb-2001, then USD150. See
web page for details. Contact AH 2001, +27-31/702-3974, +2731/709-6854(f), [email protected]; Corinne “Ribbin”
Bratton, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.africahash.co.za/
11-13 May 2001: Philippines
Philippines Nash Hash. Puerto Galera. No details, no contacts;
check the Philippines Hash Page for info.
- Internet: http://www.sflu.com/philhash/
27-29 April 2001: France ***SOLD OUT***
French Nash Hash 2001. French Riviera. Hosted by Riviera
H3. Contact Anya “Quaillewd” Creaser, +33-4-9294-0013,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.french-nash-hash.com/
11-13 May 2001: USA
Rock Hard Hash. Morro Bay, California. Hosted by Fresno
Clovis H3. Event held at Group camp sites at Morro Bay State
Park on the Pacific Coast. Includes 2 runs + pub crawl, shirt,
goody bag, open keg all weekend, camping fees, meals Saturday
& Sunday A.M., and Icky’s famous Allnite Orgy Tent!!! Contact
Terry “Powertool” Bergen, +1-559/779-3882,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://people.we.mediaone.net/tbergen/hashpage.htm
28-29 April 2001: Canada
Red Dress Run. Victoria, Vancouver Island, British Columbia.
Hosted by Victoria H3. Contact Cheryl “Bushsquatter” Wood,
+1-250 995 8738, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.vh3.50megs.com/rdrintr/rdr01.html
11-13 May 2001: UK
London H3 25th Birthday. Docklands, London. Hosted by
London H3. Flyer available at web site. Contact Kathy “Ryde”
Godfrey, +44-20-8567-5712, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.londonhash.org/lh3/lh3main.html
30 April - 1 May 2001: South Africa
Hippo H3 Post-Ramble to Interhash Africa 2001. Richards Bay,
KwaZulu-Natal. Hosted by Hippo H3. USD50. Contact Rob
“Bwana” Walker, +27-35/7531077(h), +27-83/2346598(m),
+27-35/789 6097(f), [email protected].
11-13 May 2001: Czech Republic
Prague Hash Weekend. Prague. Hosted by Prague H3. Czech
Republic is the home of the best and cheapest beer!; we always
get at least 100 hashers attending every year; This will be our
550th run weekend;Registration forms will be out in early
February. Contact Irena “Bouncing Czech” Brichta, +420/602200-882(m), +420-2/9636-8800, +420-2/9636-8801(f), [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.praguehhh.com/
1 May 2001: Belgium
Brussel Manneke Piss 666th Run. Brussels. Hosted by Brussels
Manneke Piss H3. For details check web page. Contact Martin
“Ee Jack Yer Late” Mutke, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.bmph3.com/
4-6 May 2001: USA
H5 - 4th Analversary Weekend Event - Stinko de Mayo. Camp
Can-Edi-On, near Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Hosted by
Harrisburg-Hershey H3. Cinquo de Mayo style campout
weekend - Mexican theme camp crawl hash Friday night - 4th
Analversary Hash, dinner, live band, hot tub, midnite naked hash
on Saturday - hangover hash Sunday - beer on tap all weekend
long - haberdashery - food provided - only USD55 by 30-March2001, USD65 by 15-April-2001, USD75 thereafter. Contact Tim
“Bush Rat” Roden, +1-717/932-5512, [email protected];
Peter “Sister Maria” Kabatek, +1-717/932-5512, SstrMaria@aol.
com.
- Internet: http://community-2.webtv.net/BUSHRAT56/H5Analversary2001/
6 May 2001: Cyprus
North Cyprus H3 100th Run. Kyrenia. Hosted by North Cyprus
H3. Contact Tony Hutchinson, +90-392-721-3013,
[email protected].
10-13 May 2001: USA
Lick My Lizard Hash. Colorado Springs, Colorado. Hosted by
Pikes Peak H4. Springtime in the Rockies. Contact Bill
“KeepsItUp” Wade, 719-598-1740, [email protected];
Chas “ZiPpY tC” Baumerich, +1-719-332-4586, zippy@harrrier.
net.
- Internet: http://harrier.net/lizard/
11-13 May 2001: USA
12th Annual Waukesha Red Dress Run. Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Hosted by Waukesha/Brew City Hash House Harriers. The
weekend will start off right by General Mitchell Field
(milwaukee airport) at Port of Hamburg on Friday (there will be
a Hash from there.) The Red Dress Run starts at 2pm on
Saturday and the cost will be USD 20 until 1-May-2001 and then
it’s USD 30. The cost includes the run, some free shit, food,
music, and a lot of good beer! The end will allow you to totally
let free...and believe me we will be doing it! There will be a
Hangover Hash on Sunday morning and then its back to reality.
Contact John “Putts Fucker” Gilbert, +1-414/550-9591,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.egroups.com/group/brewcityh3
17-20 May 2001: USA
Great Lakes Interhash (aka Kelleys Island). Mohican State Park,
Loudonville, Ohio. Hosted by Cleveland H3. Prices - USD75 to
31-March-2001, USD85 to 8-May-2001, and USD95 after.
Contact “S&M&M&M Man,” (440) 954-6666,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://clevelandhash.com/mohican.html
18-20 May 2001: UK
Barnes H3 850th. Hosted by Barnes H3. Contact
“Saddlesniffer,”
+44-20/8330-6861,
Steve.
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.zoo.co.uk/~z0001093/barnesh3.htm
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18-20 May 2001: Norway
5th Killer Hill weekend. Bergen. Hosted by Bergen H3. This year
we aim to conquer Damsgårdsfjellet, 342 m. Includes: All the
beer you can drink except Friday night, food on Saturday and
Sunday, crash space and probably a T-shirt or a sweatshirt, or
maybe some other hash-related item. Contact Finn
“Abominator” Haldorsen, +47-55/234248, [email protected];
Oddmar “Bogey Man” Aasebo, [email protected].
- Internet: http://home.c2i.net/jbrenna/bh3/
18-20 May 2001: USA
Sand In You Ass Intercourse Hash. Corpus Christi, Texas.
Hosted by Corpus Christi H3. Come to South Texas for Spring
break! It’ll be the best damn Intercourse you’ve ever been to;
where memories are made, but you just can’t remember them!!!
Three Hash Houses sponsoring the Intercourse! Contact Hotline,
+1-361/855-9708; Marc Boyd, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/t_hobbs63/cchash.html
18-20 May 2001: UK [Moved from 11-13 May 2001]
Milton Keynes H3 666th. Buckingham. Hosted by Milton Keynes
H3. Contact “Hustler,” +44-1908/562696;
“Daisy,” +441908/665503, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.mkh3.freeserve.co.uk/mkh3_666.htm
- Internet: http://www.hhh.org.uk/
18-20 May 2001: USA
Bay to Breakers 2001. San Francisco. Hosted by San Francisco
H3. 2001: A Hash Oddity. Contact Justin “Gloryhole” Powell,
[email protected]; Tara “Scarlett O’Hairy” Bietz,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.hash.org/sfh3
18-20 May 2001: Austria
Vindobona H3 950th Run. Trattenbach (1 hour south of Vienna.)
Hosted by Vindobona H3. To be held in the Semmering area - up
in the mountains where there are trails, viewpoints, and for the
weaker hearted, lifts, aplenty. Contact John “Glo-Balls” Russell,
+43-664-415-4225, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/viennahash/v950info.html
18-21 May 2001: Canada
Huge 88. Evans Lake, British Colombia. Hosted by Hugh Jorgen
Memorial H3. Limited to 125 hashers. Private venue (nudists
take note); all amenities provided. Other details on web site.
Contact Peter “Busted Colostomy Bag” Holeczek, +1-800-6326012, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/hasher05/Hugh88a.html
18-28 May 2001: China
Great Wall Marathon & Half-Marathon. Beijing and Xian.
Hosted by Beijing H3. Yes, this is an “R-word” event, but at
least it’s organized by hashers, and there will be a recovery hash
hosted by Beijing H3 on Sunday after the marathon. Total cost
USD1510; includes air fare, accommodation, marathon entry
fee, much more. USD490 deposit required. Contact Kathy
“Interloper” Loper, (619) 298-7400, (619) 298-7448(f.)
25-27 May 2001: Netherlands
Dutch Nash hash. Details TBA. Count on an on-site venue, with
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more beer than you can stomach, party, the famous Dutch
incredibly long runs (Don’t worry, shortcuts a plenty) more beer
and of course a goodie bag. Contact Richard “HIV+”
Eisenberger, +31-6/29376736, [email protected].
25-27 May 2001: Malaysia [Dates corrected from 27-29 May]
8th Borneo Nash Hash & 2000th Run. Kuching, Sarawak, East
Malaysia. Hosted by Kuching H3. Contact Ngui Kuet Sin, +6010-8874689; Jim Cameron, +60-16-8887787; “Charlie” Halida,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/malaysiahhh/special/borneonashhash.htm
25-28 May 2001: USA
Global Trash Hash VII - World Invitational Family Hash.
Ragland, Alabama. Hosted by Global Trash H3. Fee gets free
camping; three hot meals on Sat & Sun, hot breakfast on Mon;
all the beer and softies you can drink; T-shirt and other goodies;
three hashes. Families are invited and the hash is dog friendly (if
kept on a leash.) Contact Larry “Stray Dog” McDowell, +1205/472-4274(h), +1-800/736-4274(w), +1-205/472-4274(f),
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.gthhh.com/gthash/gthash.htm
29-30 May 2001: Malaysia
Penang Pre-Ramble to Pan Asia Hash 2001. Penang Island.
Hosted by Penang H3. Hash hotel: Sheraton Penang, +60-42267888. Contact Jessy and Associates, +60-4-2620645, +60-42637616(f), [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/penang_h4/flyer2.doc
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/penang_h4/REGISFORM.doc
1-3 June 2001: USA
Pittsburgh H3 2001 Gala Weekend. Pennsylvania. Hosted by
Pittsburgh H3. Details TBA. Contact “Bitchy Cuntingham,”
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.pgh-h3.simplenet.com/ (Pittsburgh H3)
1-3 June 2001: Malaysia [Dates corr. from 30 May - 2 June]
Pan Asia Hash 2001. Langlawi Island. Hosted by Sungai Petani
H3, PJ Hazards H3 and Butterworth Hazards H3. USD140. No
other
details.
Contact
“Prawn
Licker,”
[email protected]; Pan Asia Committee, +603-2429798 or +60-3-2429782, +60-3-2429796(f), ihash98@tm.
net.my.
- Internet: http://www.angelfire.com/biz6/hash/
7-10 June 2001: USA
69th Anal HASH-STOCK Camping Inter-Hash. Near
Albuquerque. Hosted by Albuquerque H3. 3-day overnight romp
through the wilderness of New Mexico. Included in cost:
Gimme, meals, location fee, water, and of course BEER. Contact
Maerc “Smack the Monkey” Cabrera, +1-505/332-1190,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/daggetbeavr/HashStock.html?981572449859
8-10 June 2001: USA
2nd Anal Alaskan InterHash. Alaska. Hosted by Anchorage H3.
“Had a good showing at last year’s event so we decided to do it
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again. Friday will be the Pub Crawl, Saturday two runs and
Sunday a Hangover run. See web page for more details.” Contact
Doc “BackDoor Dwarf” Loesch, (907) 569-0066,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://backdoordwarf.homestead.com/inter.html
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/backdoordwarf/registration.html
21 June 2001: Mozambique, Zambia, or Zimbabwe
Hemispherical Umbral Shadow H3 Run #2. Hosted by
Hemispherical Umbral Shadow H3. Hash under the total eclipse
in Mozambique, Zambia, or Zimbabwe, depending on who they
can talk into hosting the event. Contact Chris “Spoons” Dennis,
[email protected]; Marty “Garfield” Hanratty,
[email protected].
22 June 2001: USA
The Original Red Dress Run. San Diego, California. Hosted by
San Diego H3. The Original San Diego Red Dress Run! Contact
Bryan “Hindlick” Butler, +1/858-279-2656, hindlick@mindless.
com.
- Internet: http://www.sdh3.com
22-24 June 2001: Switzerland
10th Swiss Nash Hash. Bernex. Hosted by Leman-Geneva H3.
Contact Joe “Deep Throat” Norman, [email protected],
[email protected].
- Internet: http://cern.ch/eklund/onon/
22-24 June 2001: USA
Minneapolis H3 Spew-A-Thon. Near Prescott, Wisconsin.
Hosted by Minneapolis H3. Camping event. USD45 to 1-Feb2001, USD55 after. Beer, food, goodies. Dog friendly, adults
only. Contact Forrest “Pooper Scooper” Davis, 4est@prodigy.
net.
- Internet: http://www.carter.to/mh3
29 June - 1 July 2001: Germany
Unofficial German Nash Hash. Bonn. Hosted by Bonn H3.
Details TBA. Contact “Lonesome Cowboy,” +49-0228-363505,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.bonnhashhouseharriers.de/
29 June - 1 July 2001: Finland
InterNordic Hash ‘01. Kiljava, Helsinki. Hosted by Helsinki
H4 and H3. A Mid-summer weekend Scandinavian & Nordic
hash dream... loads of beer, sun, hashing, swimming & mixed
saunas at the Kiljava lake near Helsinki. Contact Rob “Big
Balls” Basford, +358-500-444400, internordic2001@hotmail.
com.
- Internet: http://www.sci.fi/~outi/pages/reg_in.htm
29 June - 1 July 2001: UK
Norfolk H3 900th. Hosted by Norfolk H3. Location & details
TBA. Contact “Wimpy,” +44-1603-621-280, norfolkhhh@uk2.
net.
- Internet: http://www.hhh.org.uk/
6 July 2001: UK
Second UK Full Moon Nash Hash. Hosted by First UK Full
Moon H3. Location, details TBA. Contact Alan “Smartarse”
Drew, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.fukfmh3.freeuk.com/nf-specialevents.htm
6-8 July 2001: Belgium
Belgian Nash Hash. Tournai. Hosted by Brussels Manneke Piss
H3. For details check web page. Contact Martin “Ee Jack Yer
Late” Mutke, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.bmph3.com/
6-8 July 2001: New Zealand
Mount Maunganui H3 666. Hosted by Mount Maunganui H3. A
devil of a good run! Good price, good god, good value, good
grief! Contact Phil “2Humps” Pharo, 064-7 5423114(h), 064-7
5764679(w), [email protected]; Euan “Jeeves” Slight, 064-7
5423114(h), 064-7 5764679(w), [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.nzhhh.co.nz/
13-15 July 2001: USA
July at Jack Off’s Farm. Awendaw, South Carolina (just north of
Charleston.) Hosted by Charleston South Carolina H3. Beer,
pond, beer, slide of death, beer, scrotal injury zipline, beer, some
food, beer, campsite included, beer, showers. Camping event.
Contact Rebecca Gallagher, +1-843/881-3373(h), +1-843/9283161, [email protected].
13-15 July 2001: USA
CoTex 2001. Beaver’s Bend, Oklahoma. Hosted by Colorado &
Texas hashes. Hash HQ: Lakeview Lodge, +1-800/435-5514.
Event cost TBA. Contact “Pumper Up the Butt,”
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.harrier.net/cotex
27-29 July 2001: Germany
1066 Celebration Weekend. Rheindahlen. Hosted by West Rhine
H3. Details TBA.
31 July 2001: Planet Earth
Annual Gispert Worldwide Memorial Birthday Hash.
Wherever you are, throw a hash this day in honor of A.S.
Gispert, our founder.
3-5 August 2001: Norway
Oslo H3 Run #600. Hosted by Oslo H3. Details TBA. Contact
Hanne “Flying Chicken” Hansen, [email protected].
- Internet: http://home.sol.no/~tereriks/
3-6 August 2001: Canada
Calgary H3 1000th - A Hash Oddity. Calgary, Alberta. Hosted by
Calgary H3. Friday, Saturday, Sunday runs, food, entertainment,
bus transportation to/from run sites, giveaways. CAD150 to 31Dec-2000. Contact Jonathan “P’tooey” Forwaker, 1000@onon.
org; Mike “King Shit” Babulic, [email protected].
- Internet: http://onon.org/asm/runs/1000
4-11 August 2001: Guam
999th - 1000th Run Blowout. Marianas Islands, USA. Hosted by
Agana (Guam) H3, Berserk H3 and Hagatna FMH3. The Mother
Hash of Micronesia invites one and all to the home of the
“elephant walk.” The 999th-1000th runs will be held on their
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respective Saturdays with runs all week in between hosted by the
various hashes. Live bands, lots of great local foods, sacred
nectar overflowing from the wildest and toughest hash on the
planet. Get naked, get drunk, and enjoy! Contact James “Sex”
Oelke, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.netpci.com/~clothier/ah3.html
10-12 August 2001: Luxembourg [Dates ch’d from 27-29
April]
Bitburg Area H3 69th Extravaganza. Daun. Hosted by Bitburg
Area H3. USD69 for three days of hashing and two nights of
partying. Contact Aeon “Rock Hard” Jones, +49-171-218-2305,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.zeppo.com/content/bahhh/bahhh.htm
17-18 August 2001: Malaysia
The International Hash Challenge. Kuala Lumpur. The
International Hash Challenge is a hash event with a difference.
The hashers have to run in teams of 4, one of which must be of a
different gender. The trail is over 40 - 45km of one of the most
beautiful hashing ground in Malaysia over an 8 hour period.
Contact Sim Campbell, +60 (019) 338 8335, simcampbell@pd.
jaring.my.
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/hashchallenge
17-19 August 2001: Germany
Eurohash 2001. Frankfurt a. M. Hosted by Frankfurt H3. Three
hash runs on three days; Unlimited free beer all weekend (plus
limited amount of softies all weekend and limited amount of
wine on Saturday evening); Four meals; Goody bag with T-shirt,
beer mug and some surprises; Friday: Disco with DJ; Saturday:
Games after run and live band in evening, together with hash
acts and disco. Contact Frankfurt H3, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.frankfurt-hash.de/Eurohash.htm
20-23 August 2001: UK
London Landmarks Hash Tour. London, England. Hosted by
London H3 clubs. Pre-Lube to UK Nash Hash 2001. Visit all the
famous London hash clubs. Contact Barbara “Warbler” Kearns,
+44-1962-882908, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.clepto.freeuk.com/
stream.co.uk.
- Internet: http://x-stream.fortunecity.com/cyber/72/newhome.html
27 August - 2 September 2001: UK
Hampshire Hash Hangovers Tour. Hampshire, England. Hosted
by Hampshire H3 clubs. Post-Lube to UK Nash Hash 2001.
Stagger around the amazing Hampshire countryside with the
Hampshire Hash Clubs. Contact Barbara “Warbler” Kearns,
+44-1962-882908, [email protected].
30 August - 4 September 2001: USA
InterAmericas Hash 2001. Austin, Texas. Hosted by Austin
H3. USD150 to 31-Oct-1999, increases by USD5 per month
until date of event. Watch web site for breaking news.
Contact Rick “SmegmaBalls” Perkins, (512) 794-9500(h),
(512) 416-9640(f), [email protected].
- Internet: http://harrier.net/interam/
31 August - 2 September 2001: Denmark
13th German Nash Hash. Limbjerggård, Ry. Hosted by Århus
H3. Contact Anders “Pack Killer” Harder, +45-20/31 14 74,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://on.to/gnh2001
7-9 September 2001: USA
Betty Ford East III - “Fist Full of Lager”. Dallas, Texas. Hosted
by Dallas H3. Three days of stumbling Hash debauchery with a
Spaghetti Western flair. Also featuring World Soup Wrestling
Federation “Spaghetti-O Throw Down.” Contact Warren “Thru
My Felching Straw” Reed, +1-972/478-8461,
[email protected].
14-16 September 2001: India
11th Indian Nash Hash. Goa. Hosted by Goa H3. The sunny
shores of Goa beckon you for the wildest ever Nash Hash in
India! Get a taste of what Interhash 2002 will have to offer.
Contact Goa H3; Reggie “TNT” Frederick, +91-98221-41166
(m), +91-832/423405, +91-832/221419(f), [email protected];
Eric “Digit” McGaw, +91-98480-38548(m), +91-40/360-8240,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.goa2002.com/Goah3/NashHash2001Form.doc [MS Word]
24-26 August 2001: Malaysia
The Mother Hash 3000th Run Celebration. Kuala Lumpur. For
this special occasion, Mother Hash invites hashers all over the
world to celebrate this great milestone with them. Mixed runs
will be organized over the weekend with the big party on 25th
August 2001, but Monday 27th will be a Men Only run. Contact
Charlie Chandran, +60 (019) 338 8335, [email protected];
Sim Campbell, +60 (019) 338 8335,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.geocities.com/malaysiahhh
24-27 August 2001: UK
UK Nash Hash 2001. YMCA National Centre, Fairthorne
Manor, Botley, Hampshire, England. Hosted by Worthy
Winchester H3. GBP80 to May-2000. Camping event. Contact
Barbara “Warbler” Kearns, +44-1962-882908, bkearns@x-
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28-30 September 2001: Poland
Warsaw H3 1000th Run. Hosted by Warsaw H3. Details TBA.
Contact Warsaw H3, [email protected].
- Internet: http://website.lineone.net/~warsawh3
11 February 2002: Worldwide
Gispert Memorial Hash. Many hash chapters hold special events
on this day to commemorate Gispert's death - other hash chapters
celebrate his birth, on July 31st. Some celebrate both.
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May (exact dates TBD), 2002: UK
Yorkshire H3 1000th Weekend & 21st Birthday Party. Hosted
by Yorkshire H3. Details TBA. Contact "Jake the Peg," +44113-263-776, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.hhh.org.uk/ (UK Events Page)
Annual Gispert Worldwide Memorial Birthday Hash. Wherever
you are, throw a hash this day in honor of A.S. Gispert, our
founder.
17-25 August 2002: Turkey
First Eurasia Hash & Istanbul H3 1000th. Hosted by Istanbul
H3. Full week of hashing, main event (IH3 1000) on 18-Aug2002. Details TBA. Registration USD100 to 31-Jul-2000.
Contact Peter "Mad Max" Lomax, +90-532-210-0831,
[email protected].
- Internet: http://www.egroups.com/group/ihash
23-25 August 2002: USA
USA Nash Hash. Dayton, Ohio. Hosted by Dayton H3. A
campout weekend. Contact Bob "Barrel Roll" Gray, +1-937/2378192, [email protected]; Paul Howard, +1937/237-8192, [email protected].
- Internet: http://usanashhash.bigsitecity.com/
- Internet: http://my.ohio.voyager.net/~phoward/
Colorado InviHASHional X. Aspen/Snowmass, Colorado.
Hosted by Pikes Peak H4. 10th Colorado InviHASHional,
Snow_ass, Colorado. Registration will open at InterAmericas on
Labor Day Weekend 2001 in Austin, Texas. Registration will be
capped at 400. Contact Chuck "Untrawimp" Graham, +1-303431-5721, [email protected]; Chas "ZiPpY tC" Baumerich,
+1-719-332-4586, [email protected].
- Internet: http://harrier.net/invihash/
Hemispherical Umbral Shadow H3 Run #3. Hosted by
Hemispherical Umbral Shadow H3. Hash under the total eclipse
in Mozambique or Zimbabwe, depending on who they can talk
into hosting the event. Contact Chris "Spoons" Dennis,
[email protected].
11 February 2003: Worldwide
Gispert Memorial Hash.
22-24 February 2003: New Zealand
NZ Nash Hash & Mount Maunganui 750th. Tauranga. Hosted by
Mount Maunganui H3. Details & contacts TBA. Monitor web
page for news. Contact Phil "2Humps" Pharo, 064-7 5243114(h),
064-7 5764679(w), [email protected]; Euan "Jeeves" Slight,
064-7 5423114(h), 064-7 5764679(w), [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.nzhhh.co.nz/ (NZ Events Page)
18-20 April 2003: Australia
Aussie Nash Hash 2003 Bids.
- Central Coast: http://www.ozemail.com.au/~cchash/nashhash2003.htm
- Kalgoorlie Boulder: http://www.kalnet.com.au/~frasers/hash/2003/index.html
Annual Gispert Worldwide Memorial Birthday Hash.
1-3 August 2003: UK
EuroHash VIII Bid & Gispert 100th Birthday. Hosted by SW
UK hashes in Greenwich. Details TBA. Contact "Buzby," +441392-465-290, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.hhh.org.uk/ (UK Events Page)
Burning Man Hash. Black Rock, Nevada. Event held in
conjunction with Burning Man Festival. Contact Erwin
"Testicles" Kenton, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.burningman.com/
Dates TBD, 2004
InterHash 2004 Bids.
- Perth, Australia Bid: http://www.interhash2004.com.au/
- Cardiff, UK Bid: http://www.hasher.net/ih2004.htm
- Wellington, New Zealand Bid: http://www.interhashnz.com/
- Las Vegas, USA Bid: http://www.interhash2004.com/
13-15 September 2002: UK
London Pre-Ramble to Interhash 2002 in Goa, India. Hosted by
West London H3 and Friday 13th H3. Details TBA. Contact
"Rambo," +44-208-932-4725, [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.londonhash.org/wlh3/wlh3main.htm
- Internet: http://www.londonhash.org/friday13/f13list.html
International HHH Events compiled by James "Likk'mm"
Waddell <[email protected]>
http://www.half-mind.com/
Updated 20 March 2001
27-29 September 2002: India
InterHash 2002. Goa. Hosted by Combined India clubs. See
web page for details & rego. Contact IH 2002 Headquarters,
+91-832/221419(f), [email protected]; Eric "Digit" McGaw,
[email protected]; Reggie "TNT" Frederick, +91-9822141166(m), [email protected].
- Internet: http://www.goa2002.com/
4 December 2002: Mozambique or Zimbabwe
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Birthday (Continued from page 1)
again in an entirely different way from all previous runs.
There was the year of the bitter cold, the year of the rain,
and last year where the event seemed destine to be
Keeping in the tradition of this hash, the hare (notice I said
hare, I’m not quite sure how I was the one left with the
flour bag while my two, count ‘em, two co-hares managed
to keep their hands clean) left for the live lay and was
barely to the first check before
hearing the hounds on the trail.
The nice thing about the trail is
that it is all down hill from The
Knob to the first beer check, so
I was able to stay in front of the
hounds hot on my heels. Like a
scene from the movie, the trail
seemed eerily familiar. The
first beer check is at a power or
gas substation and has a
wonderful view of the Greater
Punxsutawney Metro area.
Some of the non-trail bastards
actually got dropped off by the
van at the first beer check and
were able to join the trail from
there. I was joined by TuTu
Fairy to hare the second leg of
the trail which wound down the
hill and into downtown
Punxsutawney. We were taking
our time laying the trail, trying
not to attract too much attention
cancelled due to the start and camp location being
cordoned off and no parking allowed. The hashers all
managed to find each other in one of the local bars and the
event was pulled off. So the question for this year
remained; how would this year suck? The weather seemed
to cooperate for the most part by not being too cold and
mostly clear except for the small amount of snow in the
early morning.
The hashers all assembled at the
campground, if you can call it that since no one really
camps, and it was more like a small piece of land at the
confluence of two small streams. After parking, it was
necessary to navigate the owner’s snow and ice covered
driveway, climb down a small embankment, and cross a
“bridge” (a 2x12, I think) to get to the hash location. The
fire was already ablaze and the beer was already freely
flowing when I arrived, only about 30 minutes before I
was to be a hare. I’m guessing my co-hares were
beginning to get nervous. After a bit of libation, it was
time to make our way to Gobbler’s Knob for the midnight
start of the hash. We broke into two groups, those wishing
to actually do trail, and those happy to meet us at the trail’s
end. Those wishing to do trail piled into the van and off
we went to “The Knob”. We took a side street to get there
so as to avoid the local (or maybe they were staties) police
roadblock designed to keep us from driving to The Knob.
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from the very impressive number of police patrolling the
town when we heard the pack closing in, and we were
beginning to run out of flour, so it was a beeline to the
final beer check, the ar right on Main Street where we are
becoming famous (infamous) for our singing and drinking
because everything had worked so well and the weather
was mild, this would encourage the hashers to come again
next year, and to bring new victims, er . . . guests.
InterAM (Continued from page 1)
First off, to the Pittsburgh group, "THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!". That was one hell of a
great weekend.
Second, to all you whiners that didn't want to spend a
couple bucks: You missed the greatest weekend party you
can imagine.
Thurs: Okinawa laid a nasty trail that seemed to climb
forever (little did we know that this was just a prelude to
the rest of the weekend). For an in town trail we only saw
about 3 blocks of pavement. What a great way to start.
And to finish this one we ended up at a place that was a
bar and water park with a hot tub for 100+.
each Ground Hog’s Day. For some reason they still let us
in there and, once again, we closed the place. Now for the
van ride home to the campground and more libations.
Down downs were given and everyone got at least two,
including our hosts. Some of us got more than our share.
The pallets that we burned didn’t seem to last very long
and soon it seemed that we would be out of wood. Some
of us foraged for more wood in the surrounding forest,
while some decided to take a rest and sleep by the fire or in
a car. With dawn still not upon us, many of the assembled
hashers made the trip back up to The Knob to experience
the spectacle of rodent weather prognostication. I, on the
other hand, chose to do what I have done each and every
year. I stayed by the fire and drank. On The Knob, they
were treated to music (the theme from Superman, the
theme from Star Wars, etc., etc.), fireworks, and bad jokes
to try to keep them alert and interested. They had dancers,
the Pennsylvania Polka, and men in black top hats. I just
kept dragging more wood and stoking the fire. When the
moment came, they pulled the rat from his hole and while
the snow fell, the rat claimed to see his shadow. In what
has now become the tradition, many made the trip back to
State College to have breakfast at TuTu Fairy and DO
Beaver’s pad. All in all, everyone seemed to have a good
time. We were discussing how this year had sucked
differently that the previous years, and the conclusion was
that it had sucked because there was nothing to really
complain about, and that really sucked. We suspected that
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Fri: Multiple trails to choose from. I took the one that
started way the hell up high and went mostly downhill.
We started off going through an old folks home singing
hash songs. Their looks were priceless (our singing was
terrible). I recall an impromptu beer check at a local carry
out in a neighborhood that most of us wouldn't enter under
normal conditions. The real beer near was in town in the
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Andy Warhol Museum. We crossed over a bridge into the
center of town and through some sort of festival and then
on-in to dinner at the wharf. This was followed by the
nighttime boat cruise with a band and way too many
Pittsburgh cops who looked way too confused by us.
8. Zippy's velour Hawaiian shirt...YOW!
Sat. gave us the disco breakfast across from the hotel to
start the day. A long bus ride to the middle of nowhere
delivered us to where we had a good run in a large park on
mostly single track trails. We slowed down some dirt
bikers for a bit and all in all had a great trail. Then it was
on to the farm for the apre, swimming in the green muck
pond, dinner (great food) and the Mr. and Ms InterAM
contests. Two long time contenders finally won, Asshole
and Flicker. The rest of the night was just hanging out at
the hotel.
5. Cardiff continually trying to sway me from GOA-Fat
chance!
Sun. we had the second round of the disco breakfast
followed by more great runs. I wound up spending most
of my time in an old strip mine, dirt surfing down the hills
and finally running up a long stream. The crowning event
of the weekend was the Funky to Formal Ball with Jill
West and the Blues Attack in the Grand Ballroom. This
was reminiscent of the Players Ball at the end of the Dr
Detroit movie. It was anything goes (and it did) with a
great band. This of course was followed by more partying
in the 15th floor suites with Steamer doing carrier landings,
a large group playing sex dice and another group singing
songs till the wee wee hours.
7. My telephone of Aquameister
6. The STAN Hash
4. Digit's talk on GOA...GOTTA GO TO GOA!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Rumson agreeing to be our security force....let's all get
back to Altamonte and the Rolling Stones!
2. Mr. Jackson's graphs.....f**k Excel....
1. And the number one thing that just MOVED me
was ................................................. Rumson wearing
depends at the GMs meeting demanding everyone vote
Austin!!!!!!
It don't get any better than that....
She Mussel Bitch
Hostess with the mostest IAH 2001
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1. After brave attempts from Skull, Lucky, Beasty Boy and
Monday, after not nearly enough sleep we headed once
again to the disco for breakfast. Our last trails were short
in-town affairs. I was on the one up around the CarnegieMellon University and some golf course. We had a
mamossa stop and a BN later on.
What a great weekend. They ran us, beered us, fed us,
beered us, showed us more damn hills that I thought
possible (I live in a flat area), beered us some more and
absolutely took care of us from start to finish.
Paul 'P.Head' Howard
Dayton H3
I've already signed up for Austin
____________________
OK...I've been hearing a lot of top tens, but you guys have
left out several important ones:
10. A continual flow of hashers to our room wanting to
register. Geez!
9. Seeing lots of hashers I hadn't seen in a while......
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Half Moon – yes, I still remain UnF*ckable. Rumson us company. That mile long tunnel RULED! BBQ ribs
decided I was the most f*ckable of the UnF*ckables, afterwards were awesome.
though.
13. Otis telling me that my outfit on Sunday night was “An
2. Meeting Elephant Dick’s son, One Drunk Walking. It open invitation for me to stick my finger in your ass”. I
scares me that a Rumson hasher has pro-created.
didn’t know he had traveled to Brussels lately.
3. Burnt Sox in that damn Mexican hat all weekend!
14. Great outfits at the Funky or Formal Ball. Let’s see –
4. Seeing many hashers I haven’t seen in ages – Poontang, there was may Disco era polyester suits (Dr Jekyll
2Guys Phucking, Circuit. Running into European hashers definitely had the best afro), Elvis, Basket Boom Booms
(HHHiggins, Bold Fokker, Tongue Job, Chippendale) and simple but elegant outfit, many men in drag, ballerina Wetwell as meeting a few more. Meeting many new cyber- n-Dry.
hashers – Sperm Burp, Fast Food, Pizza Piss, King Shit…..
15. Terrible hangovers and beer farts.
5. Even though my flight was late, I still was able to make
the “last trail” to dinner. Don’t think they like us very 16. Yet another great Stan Nats "Ballroom" Hash.
much in that bar we hit on the way.
Thanks to Pittsburgh for putting on a great weekend!
6. I some how missed the bus for Moon and Rex Erections See ya in Austin, 2001 if not before then!
trail on Saturday, so I ended up on the Green Acres hash
(#7?). Many WH4, DCH3 and MVH3 hashers on that trail. On On!
Highlights included a dead cat on trail (we decided “Stinky Pay Per View
Pussy in the Woods” would make a great hash name), MVH3
many streams to wade through, hills to climb before UnF*ckable H3
ending by the river. We named one of the co-hares Stan Nats H3
“Bitchy Cuntingham” since he looked like Ron Howard..
7. Mr. InterAM contest. Great job, Asshole! I gotta admit
Pussy Whipped(OTH4) and Meat Hook(Philly) hanging
beer mugs off their body piercings took a lot of talent.
8. Ms. InterAM contest. Again, OTH4 had quite a good
candidate, Bare Back. Even though Flicker (the winner) is
multi-talented, I thought Tweedle Me and Whoosh! Were
superb.
9. Catwoman, Beaver Bam Bam Balls and Babe Thrusters
songs. Do these people sing for a living? I have to admit
they sounded better than me, HHHiggins, 2 Guys
Phucking and crew singing “Hello Penis”.
10. Thor the Wankers’ Stupid Dick Tricks performed with
Sex Toy’s assistance. I laughed so hard, I was crying.
11. Missing Burnt Sox nekkid – again! I knew I should
have waited to take the last bus. Oh well, at least I got to
see Diamond Jim’s dick. Sigh, all men should have one of
those.
12. Sundays’ hash hared by Beaver Bam Bam Balls and
Low Beams is up there on my all time favorite trails list.
Cheap Slut and I were the only DC area hashers
represented on that trail but we had all the Canucks to keep
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