The Owl`s Hoot - Memphis University School

April 11, 2013
The Owl’s Hoot
Volume LVII
Student Council Elections
2013
Secretary-Treasurer
Bud Harris
Motto:
Clothing is optional
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Blue
Nickname: Stud Bud and Buddernuts
Describe yourself in three words:
Tall, Dark, and Handsome
Song that best describes you?
SexyBack by Justin Timberlake
Most embarrassing moment? Formal
Most irrational fear? Johnny Jones
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because I dressed up as one for Halloween
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Homecoming dances
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Punch Pete Abston in the face
Why do you want to run for office?
Ladies love the treasurer
What makes you qualified for the position you
are running for/ why should
you be elected?
I can add and subtract and I’ve got millions in
the ceiling
What is the most realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
Getting a good performer for Homecoming
What is the least realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
Buy everyone a new Bugatti
Final Word:
Vote Bud
Selden Montgomery
Motto: “I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through
every dark night, there’s a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get,
stick your chest out, keep ya head up, and handle it.” - Tupac
Red, Blue, or White ticket? Red
Nickname: Battleaxe
Describe yourself in three words: red haired person
Song that best describes you? Big Poppa- Notorious B.I.G.
Most embarrassing moment? I don’t really like to talk about it, but I guess I
will. A few years ago I was at summer camp, and everyone was playing duck
duck goose. Someone goosed me, and I fell onto the concrete while I was
chasing them. Everyone laughed.
Most irrational fear? Really old people
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why? Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. I never really watched Power Rangers.
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Sock’em Boppers
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win? Hire a fellow classmate
to sabotage my opponents. I won’t do that unless I really needs to though.
Why do you want to run for office? To keep
the family tradition going.
What makes you qualified for the position
you are running for/ why should
you be elected? I am really good at counting,
and I have a TI 84 Silver Edition.
What is the most realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
To keep the Student Council from financial
meltdown.
What is the least realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
To be the most successful Secretary Treasurer
to walk the halls of Memphis University School.
Final Word:
Gracias por favor. Muy grande del escritorio mucho bien. Lamo mi mano
anoche.
Nick Schwartz
Motto: A vote for a Jew is a vote for you
Red, Blue, or White ticket? White
Nickname: Jew
Describe yourself in three words: Better than you
Song that best describes you?
Boss of all Bosses by Slim Thug
Most embarrassing moment?
It was in Owl Camp when a bug crawled on my face when I was asleep, and I
screamed, waking up most of the camp, and Coach Tyler told me to man up.
Most irrational fear?
When a ceiling fan wobbles and I’m afraid it’s going to fly off and decapitate
me
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because my dad’s name is Rafael
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Time Flies Homecoming
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Come to school election day in my boxers
Why do you want to run for office?
I’ve always wanted to be a student council executive and I think I can make a big impact on
the school next year. Also, the office wants me.
What makes you qualified for the position
you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
I’m good with math and money, have ridiculous good looks, and I’ve been on the council
since 8th grade.
What is the most realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
Cash prizes for OP challenges
What is the least realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
TV’s in every bathroom stall
Final Word:
I will pay you to vote for me.
Commissioner of Social Events
Lucas Crenshaw
Motto:
Be classy, Vote for Crenshaw
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Blue
Describe yourself in three words:
Energetic, laughable, social
Song that best describes you?
Pump up the Jam
Most embarrassing moment?
Lost my bathing suit on the tube at the lake
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Easy, Ninja turtles. You know why
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Basketball homecoming this year
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Free fall from a plane
Why do you want to run for office?
For everyone have an awesome social life next year
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
I am a social guy looking to have a good time and also I have a year of experience. It’s simple, if people
want to have a fun year next year, join me and elect me
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Have the best possible performer to come perform within our budget
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Get Ludacris to come and perform
Final Word:
Keep it classy and vote for Lucas Crenshaw
Augie VanDeveer
Motto:
Augie is good candidate yes
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Red
Describe yourself in three words:
good candidate yes
Song that best describes you?
Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd
Most embarrassing moment?
That chapel. You know the one
Most irrational fear?
N/A I conquered fear when I was still a boy
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
TMNT because they’re the worlds most fearsome fighting team
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Spring formal last year
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Give serious answers to these questions
Why do you want to run for office?
Because I believe I can truly make a positive difference in this school.
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
One time two parents asked me for directions to the gym and I lead them in the right direction. True
leadership right there
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Have dances
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Not have dances
Commissioner of Special Activities
Cal Edge
Motto: Everyone needs an Edge. Stay sharp
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Blue
Nickname:
Pope
Describe yourself in three words:
Plump, bouncy, Neat
Song that best describes you?
Little Bitty-Alan Jackson
Most embarrassing moment?
Farting during church
Most irrational fear?
Taylor Swift
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Ninja Turtles. They get pizza all the time.
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Basketball homecoming 2013
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Streak
Why do you want to run for office?
I want to make a difference in the community and make the student council special
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
I’m special.
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
A real deal shockum bopper battle royale
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Having an all day special activity marathon
Final Word:
Word.
Anthony Walton
Motto:
You only live once (YOLO)
Red, blue, or white ticket: Red
Nickname:
Rootbeer
Describe myself in three words:
athletic, good-looking, and smooth.
Song that best describes you: Everyday Im hustling’ by Rick Ross
Most embarrassing moment?
Passing gas and falling off the stage while making a speech.
Power rangers or ninja turtles?
I say ninja turtles because if I had any of their names. I could get with any girl I wanted to. Just say their names
Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael.
Irrational fear: spiders
Favorite event:
I would say the homecoming dance this year. Project Pat was great.
Craziest thing I would do to win:
I would set up a kissing booth.
Why do you want to run for office?
It would be a honor to receive a position at MUS.
Why should I be elected?
I am a great leader. I am a fun specialist. And who don’t like “Rootbeer.”
Most realistic idea:
A wrestling contest between Mr. Mullins and Coach Jones. Entrance and all.
Least realistic idea:
Have a swim suit contest with the girls from sound fusion.
Final word:
From the words of out great Coach Counce “ UUUmmm vote for Anthony”
Commissioner of Student Welfare
Pierce Rose
Motto:
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. – Muhammad
Ali
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Blue
Nickname (if any):
Ken the Barbie
Song that best describes you?
Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
Most embarrassing moment?
I was dancing with this girl and chewing gum at the
same time. Next thing I know, my gum is in her hair
and not in mouth anymore.
Most irrational fear?
Not saving a word document
Favorite Student Council-run event during your
high school career so far? My favorite event was the
huge cook out on the day we swept CBHS in soccer,
lacrosse, and baseball.
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
I would be willing to sabotage to Grizzlies’ franchise
to mentally deteriorate Witt.
Why do you want to run for office? I want to run for
office to be able to contribute hard work and effort to
the Student Council next year and generate new ideas.
Also I would like to improve the relationships of the
teachers with the students.
What makes you qualified for the position you are
running for/why should
you be elected?
I believe I should be elected because I have an
honest interest in working to create a fun, entertaining year for MUS students. I would put
the necessary time in for allowing that to happen.
What is the most realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
I would like to revive to Dutch Treat Dinners.
Also to improve relations with the teachers, I
would possibly implement field trips to Green
Line bike rides with Mr. Clifft or paintball with
Coach Counce.
What is the least realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
I would like shrink down in a little, magic
school bus to explore the human body with Dr.
Schwartz.
Final Word:
Go Redbirds!
Witt Hawkins
Motto:
We Are All Witt-nesses
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Red
Nickname (if any):
Wittichen, The Ivory Bronco, Mr. Big Shot, etc.
Describe yourself in three words:
Witty, outspoken, amicable
Song that best describes you?
Always On My Grizzly – Chiddy Bang
Most embarrassing moment?
Which friend-zoned story do you want to hear?
Most irrational fear?
Compound broken bones, people with missing limbs and/or digits, stray
hairs in my food
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because they transcend cultural barriers.
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so
far?
Fall Fest 2012.
Just kidding, probably 2013 Basketball Homecoming with Project Pat.
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Shave Pierce’s head, robbing him of all his golden locks and thus his mysterious powers.
Why do you want to run for office?
I am running for office because I want to be involved with student government and have a hand in helping plan student life at MUS, which I have
enjoyed over my time here.
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
My previous experience as 6th grade
class president at another school that
shall remain nameless has prepared me
for this student council opportunity.
But on a serious note, I believe I have
the leadership capabilities and creativity
to make helpful contributions to next
year’s student council.
What is the most realistic idea you
have for next year if you are elected?
One Dutch-Treat Dinner per quarter
and some student council video ideas
that will be revealed at a later date
What is the least realistic idea you
have for next year if you are elected?
A bold, innovative Spread-TheWealth Grading System, where the
students who make the highest grades will generously donate their hardearned points to the students whose grades could use a little improvement.
#Wittcare
You’re allowed to do this, right…???
Final Word:
“Don’t tell me about the labor, just show me the baby.”
Vote Witt Hawkins for Commissioner of Student Welfare.
Commissioner of Student Athletics
James Sexton
Motto: If at first you don’t succeed, quit.
Red, Blue, or White ticket? Blue
Nickname (if any): Jimmy or Sexman
Describe yourself in three words:
Spaz, Slow, Hungry
Song that best describes you?
Lebron –Young Dolph or Big Pimpin –Jay-Z
Most embarrassing moment?
I did wet my pants in senior kindergarten. That was pretty lame I guess.
Most irrational fear?
Public restrooms. Mainly the toilet seats. You just never know.
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Power Rangers. I hate reptiles.
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Homecoming with Project Pat
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Kidnap Fowlkes.
Why do you want to run for office?
I want to give back to the school and I feel like I can help make next year a great year for the whole student body.
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
Due to my malfunctioning legs and inability to break the 5.4 second 40 barrier, I was never really qualified physically to succeed on the field. However, my
bloodlines might help me as far as the logistics and responsibility of dealing with those who are better athletes than myself.
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
We WILL be bringing field day back. That is a guarantee.
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
All of my ideas are equally realistic. Except field day. That’s more realistic than any other idea I have.
Final Word: Get out to the polls and vote James Sexton for Commissioner of Student Athletics. Word.
Sam Fowlkes
Motto: #Sam2K13. You’re in good hands
Red, Blue, or White ticket? Red
Nickname:Washing Machine, Turtleman, Devin’s Back-up
Describe yourself in three words: Slow, Slow, Slow (voice from Coach McKay’s highlight tape)
Song that best describes you? Guap – Big Sean
Most embarrassing moment?
I took a dump in my shorts, when I was 10, at John Calipari’s Memphis Basketball Camp and had to go commando for the rest of the day.
Most irrational fear?
Styrofoam
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because they give hope to all turtles living in the sewers
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Fall Fest this year I thought it was an overall major success
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Kidnap Tim Tebow thus crumbling the Sexton political machine
Why do you want to run for office?
I feel like I have a lot of great ideas to make the sports experience at MUS more enjoyable for everyone. I feel I
can really make great contributions to the student council and to the student body.
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
My 40 yard Dash
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Field Day with Hutchison and Intramural sports
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Change Sports where the people with the slowest 40 yard dashes are the Best
Final Word:
“Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.” –Will Ferrell (Blades of Glory)
Vote Sam for Commissioner of Student Athletics #Sam2K13
Vice President
James Prather
Motto: Vote for me, cuz WE IN DIS B.
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Blue.
Nickname (if any): Vanilla Gorilla.
Describe yourself in three words:
Me, myself, and I.
Song that best describes you?
Hips Don’t Lie.
Most embarrassing moment?
True.
Most irrational fear?
Chris Boswell aka “the Wizard of Boz.”
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because humans are lame.
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Fall Fest.
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
I’d take J Masta P seriously next year.
Why do you want to run for office?
So that I can make next year a heck of a time and represent the MUS students.
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
Cuz I play for keeps.
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Stellar pep rallies.
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Sugarhill Gang for Homecoming.
Final Word:
Word.
Paul Stevenson
Motto: Aut vince aut morere – “Either conquer or die”
Red, Blue, or White ticket? Red
Nickname:
I had a lot of nicknames when I played baseball. None were particularly flattering.
Describe yourself in three words:
Approachable, adaptable, and accountable. A nice alliteration.
Song that best describes you?
Hakuna Matata from The Lion King.
Most embarrassing moment?
I wore crocs to school one day at PDS. That was a rough day.
Most irrational fear?
That Stephen Pacheco will one day snap from all the academic pressures that
he subjects himself to and go on a destructive rampage.
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
I was a Power Rangers fan as a kid so I’m going to have to go with them.
Neither of them comes anywhere close to Pokemon though.
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
I always enjoy the candidate cookout, but I’m going to have to go with Fall
Fest.
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Bribery helps. I wonder how much I would have to pay Prather to drop out?
Why do you want to run for office?
MUS is a special school where we expect to be one of the best, if not the best,
at everything we do. I would like to do my part and serve the students so that
we can keep this tradition of excellence going.
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why
should
you be elected?
As vice president, you do get to make humorous announcements during
Monday chapels, but you also have to be trustworthy so the president can
rely on you. If I were elected, I think I would be able to fill both of those
characteristics well. Think of me as Joe
Biden without the verbal gaffs or Dick
Cheney without the “hunting accident.”
What is the most realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
There isn’t much that this year’s council has
done that I would change. I would like to
continue to improve upon communication
of events from the students to the Council
and vice versa. That way, we can improve
student attendance at all MUS events.
What is the least realistic idea you have for
next year if you are elected?
As co-consul of the Latin Club, I could
probably get some gladiator fights every Friday OP. That may be a good idea for UbermUs next year.
Final Word:
MUS, I’ve been your President twice before:
I was Andrew Jackson in the musical last fall, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, and Bill Clinton in the winter show, NeoVox: Reloaded. And now I’m
here to be your Vice President.
VPaul
President
Hayden Combs
Motto: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”
Red, Blue, or White ticket? Blue
Nickname (if any):
Eugene (unfortunately)
Describe yourself in three words:
Your best bet
Song that best describes you?
SexyBack
Most embarrassing moment?
Dressing like a pilgrim for a St. Mary’s costume dance…only no one else actually wore a costume
Most irrational fear?
Toss-up between sharks and being buried alive
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
Ninja Turtles because Donatello looks like Mr. Reese…and because they’re Italian turtles
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
2012 Football Homecoming with AL KAPONE
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Kidnap Owen G. and hold him for ransom
Why do you want to run for office?
To help make MUS better than it already is
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should
you be elected?
I served on the Executive Council this year so I know how everything works
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Increase participation with student council reps and student body so that the council can give students what they want
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Timeflies for Homecoming? (too soon?)
Final Word:
VOTE COMBS!
Chris Galvin
Motto:
Shoot to get hot, shoot to stay hot.
Red, Blue, or White ticket?
Red
Nickname: G
Describe yourself in three words:
Omnipotent, Vivacious, Flamboyant
Song that best describes you?
My Humps
Most embarrassing moment? 6th grade I kissed a girl on the cheek, and she broke up with me. Yeah.
Most irrational fear? I have no fears and that scares me.
Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Why?
TMNT. I like turtles.
Favorite Student Council-run event during your high school career so far?
Derrick Baber’s Dutch Treat Dinners
What’s the craziest thing you’d do to win?
Mud wrestle James Prather
Why do you want to run for office?
This is something I’ve always wanted to do at MUS. I love this school and everything its given me and now I
want to give back. I want to be a leader for this school that continues to push MUS in the right direction.
What makes you qualified for the position you are running for/ why should you be elected?
I’ve been on the Student Council since 8th grade at MUS, and I’ve always tried to be a leader for my peers.
I’m motivated and always strive for success.
What is the most realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Spring Homecoming. Dance, Pep Rally, and Festivities for spring sports.
What is the least realistic idea you have for next year if you are elected?
Bring Danny back to MUS
Final Word:
Amen