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Indian colonial gardens Cultures of Climate Change @ CRASSH Ethical food THURSDAY is all about Green Living The CambridgeStudent Lent 2008 Issue 7 CUSU sabbs to stand again Photo: James Appleton Two thirds of the current full-time executive are hoping to be re-elected Two former senior Union officials now looking to join CUSU CUSU >> 03 top trumps News ent Presiden t including Black Students’, Green Week and the campaign against rent rises. He would also disaffiliate from the National Union of Students (NUS). “CUSU spends a lot of money on campaigns which many students disagree with,” Hadlow said at the hustings, held at Gonville and Caius. “I abhor waste,” he added, proposing that CUSU should be “moving control of the money closer to the demos.” Joining Hadlow on the “Change we can believe in” slate is James Robinson, the former Union Society Vice President, who is running for Access Officer. Robinson, who was heckled during his speech, recently left the Union having lost a vote of no confidence earlier in the term. Wearing full evening dress as he outlined his vision for improving access to Cambridge, Robinson said: “I believe there is an inherent tendency in this Union, this CUSU, to be ashamed of its status.” “That is why I’m here this evening in white tie,” he added. Former Union President Will Wearden is also hoping to join the CUSU team, standing for Academic Affairs officer. He faces opposition from this year’s CUSU chair Ant Bagshaw and James Sharpe. Wearden is one of a number of the candidates who are also standing to become NUS delegates. Colligan, Braude and current Access Officer Charlotte Richer are also among the 20 candidates standing for the 15 delegate places. The manifestos of all candidates can be read inside TCS this week. Students will be able to vote online between 8pm on Monday March 3rd until 8pm the following day, while paper votes can be cast in colleges on Wednesday March 5th. Interview RAG fashion Sport This week’s supplement: dlow John’s Hugo Ha St r Science Mark Flet cher Curr 22 years field. The Presidency, for example, is a five-horse race, with Fletcher facing stiff competition from Richard Braude (King’s), Hugo Hadlow (St John’s), Guolong Li (Churchill) and Basit Kirmani (Queen’s). Of the six sabbatical posts, only Colligan is running unopposed, as he did last year. Some of these challengers are perhaps more experienced than others. Guolong Li’s manifesto was a single sentence, submitted handwritten on a piece of lined paper, and was mainly concerned with his liking for pizza. Braude obtained one of the biggest rounds of applause of the night when he identified “ents, ethics and fees,” as the major issues any future President would have to grapple with. 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Their decision may have something to do with concerns recently identified by current Services Officer Adam Colligan, who has spoken of his discontent at the problems caused by such a high turnover of sabbatical officers. “High staff and sabb. turnover has in the past consistently failed to keep records and knowledge in a way that the next generation can pick up and run with,” he told The Cambridge Student (TCS). In addition to Colligan, the three other sabbatical officers who are standing again are Mark Fletcher (President), Charlotte Richer (Access), and Andrea Walko (Welfare and Graduates). Speaking at the CUSU hustings last night, Fletcher said: “I’ve delivered on my promises in the last year and I want to move CUSU forward.” “Over the past year I have learned of the problems CUSU faces. I know how CUSU works, I know how the university works, and I know how to push students’ views forward,” he concluded. Walko supported these sentiments. She commented: “I think I’ve made a lot of progress this year and I’m proud of the work I’ve started. I’d like you to let me see it through. “I want to continue doing this,” she added. Unlike last year’s elections, this year the candidates for most of the positions are facing a crowded Suryani Alex Coke-Woods Owen Kennedy ay 28th Thursd sponsored by: ry, Issue Februa 7, Lent 2008 02|News News in Brief Archbishop’s charity visit The Archbishop of Canterbury marked the end of his stay in the city with a visit to a community of former homeless people, who now live in the Emmaus community. Most members of the community make a living by collecting, refurbishing and selling other household goods. Sue Nelms, a volunteer with the charity, welcomed his visit: “He was very warm and engaging, and seemed to have a good grasp of the issues [we face].” City development plans A major expansion of Cambridge’s housing capacity is to go ahead. The new development, Trumpington Meadows, is set to create 1,200 new homes, along with a primary school and a country park. Community facilities, including a tennis court, play areas, multi-use games area, a running track and a football pitch will also be provided. Diana memorial saved Cambridge City council has reversed its decision to take the roses out of the Diana Memorial garden on Christ’s pieces. The removal of the roses was proposed because of poor soil quality but improvements to the soil now mean the roses will be replanted next month. Labour Councillor Rob Dryden said: “I will continue to fight for residents to get the city’s flower power’ back, reinstating each of these beds to their former glory.” Gore supports Go Greener THURSDAY Former US Vice President Al Gore has shown his support for Cambridge’s Go Greener! Campaign in a letter to the Vice-Chancellor and heads of Cambridge Colleges. He wrote, “I would like to express my enthusiastic support for the efforts of Cambridge University”. Next week: SCIENCE The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Cambridge hit by earthquake Whole country rocked by biggest quake in 25 years Carly Hilts Deputy News Editor Cambridge students were shaken yesterday by the strongest earthquake to hit Britain in 25 years. The earthquake struck just before 1.00 am on Wednesday morning, with its epicentre at the quiet market town of Market Rasen, Lincolnshire. Effects of the tremor were felt throughout England, with reports of people being woken from their sleep as far apart as Newcastle, Yorkshire, London, Manchester, the Midlands and Norfolk, as well as in Scotland and Wales. 5.2 Quake’s magnitude After the quake reached Cambridge, the local constabulary received about 180 calls from concerned residents. There was minor damage to buildings across the country, with chimneys and masonry falling. Fortunately, only one injury was reported: David Bates, a 19-yearold student from Barnsley, South Yorkshire, was hospitalised after a chimney collapsed and fell into his attic bedroom, shattering his pelvis. The quake measured 5.2 on the Richter scale according to the British Geological Survey (BGS), and was followed by an aftershock of 1.8 three hours later. BGS said this was ‘the largest earthquake in the UK since the magnitude 5.4 Lleyn Peninsula [North Wales] earthquake in 1984, which was widely felt across Eng- TCS SOAP BOX Charlie Corn St. Catharine’s “When the whole room started shaking, I thought I was a little drunk until my keyboard fell off its stand. The girl below me said she assumed I had a lady staying the night with me. I wasn’t sure whether to be flattered.” land and Wales.” The Survey’s Bennett Simpson told BBC News: “This is a very significant earthquake for the UK, we have about 200 earthquakes a year in the UK but a magnitude of 5 is a large one.” The Environment Agency deems buildings to be at risk if quakes measure 5 or above on the Richter scale. Dr Brian Baptie of the BGS also told BBC News: “An earthquake of this size, of magnitude five or thereabouts, will occur roughly every 10 to 20 years in the UK... they’re relatively rare.” Although relatively big for Britain, last night’s tremors were minimal compared to the magnitude nine earthquake in Sumatra that triggered the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami. Between 200 and 300 earthquakes occur in Britain each year but only 10% are strong enough to be felt. The largest recorded earthquake experienced in the UK occurred in 1931 and measured 6.1. But it had little impact on the mainland, since the epicentre was Dogger Bank in the North Sea. Did the earth move for you? Helen Bernacki New Hall “It felt like someone was under my bed and pushing my mattress up. It lasted about 10 seconds. I didn’t have a clue what it was until I woke up - ‘earthquake’ isn’t really the first thing that springs to mind in Cambridge!” Tahmeena Aslam Robinson “The bed shook for 10 seconds, long enough to convince me that I was living out a scene from The Exorcist. My housemate said ‘I think there’s a poltergeist in my room!’ We won’t be playing withOuija boards any time soon!” Fifties fun at Churchill Spring ball Simon Burdus Churchill Spring ball has developed a reputation as being Cambridge’s cheap and cheerful alternative, with tickets priced this year at only £59. Not many colleges could get away with a 1950s America theme but Churchill did just that. Guests were invited to jive the night away and whisked back to 1950s America. The design teams had clearly been hard at work for a number of weeks. Churchill works on a much smaller budget than a number of balls but the effort aesthetically was there for all to see. The college bar had been totally transformed into an American diner with burger bar seating and black and white check floors. The 1950s housewife’s kitchen serving cake was great, and along with a number of large scale paintings, transformed the college in the ball’s main area. Decoration became sparse as you moved away from this area which did mean a bit of atmosphere was lost, however. The programme to the ball was refreshingly easy to navigate. I’ve been to many a ball where I’ve ended up in a bush or a flowerbed because the map was so unclear. A number of the acts were excellent. The headlining band ‘The Noisettes’ fresh from supporting the likes of ‘Bloc party’ and ‘Muse’ had the main hall rocking. Fitz swing offered their usual high quality music, comedian Rex Boyd although a bit mental, was still highly amusing and Ray Siberini, billed as ‘the best Elvis Impersonator’ actually lived up to this label. Although other acts were less well received - the smokers sketch comedy show looked like it had been thrown together at the last minute - overall Ents, for the money paid, were good. Dodgems and fairground games were an added bonus. The Churchill Casino made its annual appearance, but if you’ve got it, why not use it? Other colleges would kill to have this facility at their disposal. The food was very canteen-y but as the ball was supposed to be a diner it could be argued that this was the aim. Queues were long, and food also ran out long before the end of the night despite the attempted staggering of delivery. I also failed to find the milkshakes as promised by the pre-ball on the website. Drinks on the other hand were plentiful and I was able to get one right up until leaving. River Bar were present making cocktails and were an excellent addition. I had a very pleasant evening at Churchill. Don’t go to Churchill expecting the grandeur of Trinity or St Johns, but it is definitely a great night out and worth a visit. If you compare it to Kings Affair, which is similarly priced, the difference is blatantly obvious. Churchill is far superior. It’s not a ball to go to with your girlfriend, its one to go to with a big group of friends. Treat Churchill as it is meant to be treated and you won’t be disappointed. The major drawback to the ball is its end time with everything ending sooner than you think. But for £59 to be fed, watered and entertained it’s only £20 more than a night at Cindies and although chillier, is well worth the added investment. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 News comment|03 Mark Fletcher 22 years Current President Jesus What experience do you have? CUSU President 2007-8, Jesus JCR President 2006-7, Jesus May Ball President 2007, JCSU Welfare Officer 2005. What can CUSU do that JCRs can’t? Everything from representation on a university level, through to saving small subjects, access initiatives and bringing students together. What should CUSU’s biggest priority be? Communicating with students, working with the JCRs, MCRs, Sports Clubs and Societies and building on the access initiatives we run. What are the biggest issues facing Cambridge students? The quality of education that people receive, as well as the costs of being at University. Richard Braude 21 years History of Art King’s The CUSU presidential race Hugo Hadlow 20 years Five people are standing for CUSU top job this year. Candidates from all sides of the political spectrum have come forward. The Cambridge Student (TCS) gives you the lowdown on what the different runners in the election contest stand for, what experience they have, and what their plans are for CUSU in the coming year. Management Studies St John’s What experience do you have? Positions at student political society and a major Cambridge student society. What are the biggest issues facing Cambridge students? Students don’t have real representation at a University level. What should CUSU’s biggest priority be? Cutting its budget. What can CUSU do that JCRs can’t? CUSU can coordinate activities that need to be coordinated, and provide services that need economies of scale JCRs don’t have. Basit Kirmani 21 years Computer Science Queens’ 19 years Guolong Li CHURCHILLPDFPM Mathematics Churchill # - 9 #- -9 #9 #-9 + What experience do you have? CUSU HE Funding Officer 2007-8, KCSU Governing Body Representative 2007, History of Art 3rd Year Representative 2007-8 What experience do you have? No information was provided What are the biggest issues facing Cambridge students? Fees, debt and a feeling of powerlessness to change things. What experience do you have? CU Pakistan Society President 2007, Founder of National Union of Pakistani students, Queens’ College Cricket captain, freelance journalist What are the biggest issues facing Cambridge students? Students at Cambridge do not have a united voice on key issues What should CUSU’s biggest priority be? Giving hope and strength to its members, working towards a university with equal access to an education of which we can be proud. What should CUSU’s biggest priority be? Having a credible and prestigious reputation that students respect and can fall back on in a time of need. What should CUSU’s biggest priority be? No information was provided What can CUSU do that JCRs can’t? Provide a united democratic voice for students across the university, uniting JCRs with MCRs, faculties and the autonomous campaigns. What can CUSU do that JCRs can’t? Be socially and politically active and make a difference on a national and international scale. What can CUSU do that JCRs can’t? No information was provided C urrent CUSU President Mark Fletcher’s decision to stand again will have surprised many. His experience will be both his greatest strength, and his biggest weakness. Fletcher has built up a good deal of momentum recently – his weekly meetings for JCR Presidents and External officers have been unprecedentedly well attended; student union heads at several colleges have said that they have found his guidance extremely useful. This approval hasn’t necessarily trickled down to ordinary members of the student body though, as the question “So what do they actually do?” still seems to come up whenever CUSU gets talked about, which, in my experience, is rarely. Although Fletcher has performed sterling work in areas such as rents campaigning, organising a negotiation training workshop for JCR presidents, my feeling is that he still has something to prove to the majority of students. With a second year, though, he could well build on his success and perform the seemingly impossible task of getting students more involved in CUSU. Still, Fletcher will face stiff competition from Basit Kirmani, who greatly raised the profile of Cambridge’s Pakistan society during his spell as President. Kirmani has proven ability as a co-ordinator – he recently set up a national union of Pakistani students in Britain. He is energetic and passionate, and should garner support among students who are, rightly or wrongly, disillusioned with the student union. Hadlow would axe the green and rents campaigns. Richard Braude and Hugo Hadlow promise to provide a radical shakeup of the way CUSU works. Both candidates would move CUSU away from the moderate line taken by the current exec – but in opposite directions. Unfortunately Braude’s talk of ‘solidarity’ will probably turn people off – this is a shame, as his thoughtful and impassioned policies have something to offer to students on both sides of the political spectrum. The same cannot be said for Hugo Hadlow. This second year Johnian believes in gutting CUSU of some of its most vital services. He would axe the green and rents campaigns, and cut funding for the LBGT committee, and the Women’s union. Ethical Affairs and Anti-Racism would also go completely. The candidate took a particularly cheap shot at the LBGT committee for having a CUSU-funded garden party. Well here’s a cheap shot in return: Hadlow himself attended the event, and drank some of the free alcohol there. I know this because I served him. Access is not mentioned on his manifesto, but he hopes that James Robinson will fill the post of access officer as part of his slate. Now, we all know that Robinson went to a comprehensive school in Manchester. So, who knows, maybe he might be able to do a better job than Charlotte Richer, who has stood for re-election just after organising one of the most successful Shadowing Schemes in CUSU history. Also standing is Guolong Li, a first year Maths student at Churchill. Li’s manifesto is not particularly detailed, but in his hustings speech he made it clear that international student integration is one of his top priorities. He’ll be an interesting addition to one of the most hotly contested election races in recent memory. Photos: Hugo Vincent Jonathan Laurence Assistant editor What are the biggest issues facing Cambridge students? International student integration, campaigning also important, according to his hustings speeches B is for Business Manager. 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Registered Charity No. 1012847 The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Photo: James Appleton Hezbollah ‘No Platform’ motion defeated by CUSU News|05 Jewish Society’s opposition to Mousawi invitation beaten by just six votes Jennifer Shaw Deputy News Editor A controversial motion to put Hezbollah on the ‘No Platform’ list has been rejected by Cambridge University Students Union (CUSU). The motion was defeated by 15 votes to nine. CUSU’s ‘No Platform’ Policy campaigns against “attempts by any organization within Cambridge University to provide a platform to any group deemed to pose a very real threat to the welfare or security our members.” The CU Jewish Society had hoped that by adding Hezbollah the Lebanese-based party which is regarded by the US and the UK as a terror organization - to the ‘No Platform’ list a spokesman for Hezbollah would be prevented from appearing at a public rally organized by the ‘Stop the War’ Coalition. The Hezbollah spokesman in question, Ibrahim Mousawi, is the editor of Lebanese newpaper Al-Intiqad and was formerly a journalist and presenter for the Hezbollah television station, Al-Manar, known for broadcasting anti-Semitic material. Mousawi was due to speak at the rally to be held in Cambridge on 2nd March, but the location of the rally is uncertain after Corpus Christi college – who was due to host the event – pulled out citing logistic reasons. The ‘No Platform’ motion had been put forward by Mark Wolfson, External Officer of the CU Jewish Society. He told The Cambridge Student: “Hezbollah is an organization which is homophobic; it calls for the death penalty to homosexuals, it’s anti-Semitic, it is sexist, it calls for the repression of women.” “This is about protecting LGBT students, Jewish students and women at Cambridge from the physical and psychological intimidation that the presence of such an organization contains,” he added. Wolfson also refuted the suggestion that he was trying to prevent freedom of speech: “This isn’t about the Cambridge student believing or not believing - it’s about the organization’s ability to say “one of our spokesmen has spoken at Cambridge. “It gives them a massive legitimacy and I hope Cambridge students appreciate that this isn’t specifically about their intelligence and it’s not about insulting their intelligence.” he added. But those opposing the motion have raised the issue that Mousawi does not affiliate himself with these views. “I would challenge anyone to provide evidence of any word that I have said that is hateful or antiSemitic,” Mousawi said in relation to a 2007 campaign to block him entering European countries. “I’m a human being who believes in dignity, independence and freedom. I’m a bridge-builder and I’ve always been an advocate of dialogue and discussion.” The ‘Stop the War’ Coalition aims to “stop the war currently declared by the United States and its allies against ‘terrorism’.” Hezbollah is homophobic, anti-semitic and sexist Mark Wolfson CU J-soc External Officer Owen Holland, President of the Cambridge branch of ‘Stop the War’ criticised concerns for student safety at the event as “a tactic for people who want to oppose the meeting to create a security threat.” Holland also refuted suggestions that Mousawi’s presence at the rally was intended to incite racism: “I’d ask people who are making the claims of racial hatred to come along and actually see whether they feel that race hatred is being propagated, because I feel they might find they’re mistaken” Chris Lillycrop, from the University Palestinian Society, stressed that the meeting was intended to stimulate open debate: “It’s not the case that other people’s views are being repressed, there is opportunity for debate and for questions, and as far as I can see this could well be an excellent venue for debate.” Lillycrop also warned of the implications of opposing Mousawi’s speech: “It’s an extremely complex political situation and for one side of that debate to be made unwelcome would have extremely dangerous implications for the future of academic debate in Cambridge. An official statement from Stop the War said Mousawi had been invited to discuss the situation in Lebanon since the 2006 war: “Ibrahim, as a respected political commentator and author, can give an insight into the lives of ordinary Lebanese people after the war. “Hezbollah is a broad based political party in Lebanon. In the elections of 2005, they took 10.9% of the seats in Parliament.” The CUSU ‘No Platform’ policy also opposes the BNP, the National Front and Hizb-ut-Tahrir. Katie Spenceley Deputy News Editor St John’s College officials have angered students after making changes to the college accommodation ballot system. Proposed alterations include the order that the ballot is drawn. In an email leaked to The Cambridge Student (TCS), St John’s College Council has stated that as of next year, priority will be given to Scholars (students who get firsts). The plans have been put forward by the College Council in an aim to reward academic endeavour. But the college’s JCR President Thomas Chigbo has criticised the plans, saying: “I would like to make clear to you all that the JCR Committee unanimously opposes this scheme. We are disappointed with the way the decision was taken without consultation with the JCRC or the wider student body and feel that the College has done nothing to justify the need for academic ballots.” A meeting has been arranged with the JCR, the Senior Tutor and the Master for Friday. Chigbo told TCS he was pleased to be able to discuss the issues with the College, adding: “We are not trying to say that every student is opposed to the room ballot changes, but there has been such widespread opposition that we have to take action. We would be a bad JCR if we didn’t do anything.” A St. John’s student wishing to remain anonymous, told TCS: “I wouldn’t have been averse to the idea in itself but I find it a little intimidating that College sees fit to implement such a drastic change with virtually no consultation of students or the JCR at all. “It seems to be leading to a very dangerous situation where College can feel free to do what they want without thought for what students feel.” The new room ballot would also impact on the majority of students in the second year, who have to share their accommodation. The anonymous informer claimed: “Even though ballot positions aren’t released until after students decide to share, people will have quite a clear idea of where their friends are positioned academically. “This of course raises concerns that the scheme encourages scholars to stay together, segregating College social life from academic standards.” Photo: James Appleton John’s JCR contests room ballot changes Student volunteers gathered at King’s Bank crises could kill thousands, says uni research Emily Andrews Thousands of people could die if the Northern Rock crisis becomes a precedent for further widespread banking disasters, new research by Cambridge University shows. The startling warning comes as a new study suggests that the number of heart attacks could escalate by as much as 6.4% in high-income countries (such as Britain and the U.S.) due to stress, if “a significant proportion of banks” were to fail as Northern Rock did last year. In developing countries such as India, this figure could be as high as 26%. The elderly would be most at risk, since they are most sensitive to acute stress and may have existing cardiovascular problems. They are also most likely to fear for their life savings. In the wake of the Northern Rock crisis, academics from Cambridge University’s Department of Sociology compared data about male cardiovascular mortality rates per 100,000 of population from the World Health Organisation with data from the World Bank between 1960 and 2002, defining a banking crisis as “an episode in which a significant proportion of banks fail or their assets are exhausted.” The resulting report, entitled Can A Bank Crisis Break Your Heart?, indicates that the number of deaths from heart attacks soars regularly and briefly ever time there is a systemic bank failure. It also suggests that financial concerns produce similar stress to that provoked by earthquakes, wars, or even terrorist incidents. David Stuckler, who led the research, asserts that even temporary problems on the market can cause dangerous levels of panic, as manifested in the queues outside Northern Rock last year. He also claims that media scare-mongering only exacerbates the problem and urges that it is important to “contain hysteria” not only to stop a “momentary blip on the financial scene” leading to a widespread banking meltdown, but also to prevent potentially thousands of deaths from heart disease. In the UK nearly 6000 people lose their lives to heart and circulatory disease every day. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 06|News Review CUSU: the year that was CHARLOTTE RICHER Access Officer It involves coordinating student-led access initiatives to widen participation, particularly from under-represented groups (state schools, ethnic minorities, etc). seeking alternative routes in particular such as contacting youth movements, and this had paid dividends. For example, we contacted AC Diversity, a mentoring scheme for Afro-Caribbean students in London schools, and they sent 8 students to our shadowing scheme. What kind of year have you had? What’s been the highlight? We made connections with lots of schools that we didn’t before, and expanded the open days, particularly for Year 13s who did better in their AS’s than expected- some students don’t really think about Oxbridge and by the time exam results come out in August it’s too late to learn more or go to open days. We had a lot of press coverage about our work, including a feature article in the Guardian. The shadowing scheme being successful and running smoothly- and reading the feedback sheets of students who took part- feedback this year was exceptionally good. What does your role entail? We created links with Teach First; we’re looking for that to bear results next year. We’ve also built bridges with other university Student Unions and government organisations with similar interests to us. We have been MARK FLETCHER President What does your role entail? bits and some not so go Well I’m head of the students’ union, so I’m chief financial officer, I’m meant to be in charge of operations but that’s actually done by the services officer. I’m in charge of promoting the union externally so making sure that we liaise with the JCRs and the MCRs, so it’s a college thing rather than a societies thing. And I make students’ views heard with the university when necessary. The JCR relationships ar our JCR meetings have attendance, and JCR pre be involved. But I don’t out to the student bod something we’ve got to What kind of year have you had? Unusual. I think it’s very hard to describe the year in one go. We’ve had some very good What has been the high The level of interaction committees. We wanted easier and better, and thing we have done this Also, securing funding for the Alternative Prospectus- it will now come out annually rather than every two years. What’s been the hardest part? Running out of time- there’s so much going on- you always want to be ambitious in what you do but the little things always take longer than expected and you run out of time. ELLY SHEPHERD Women’s Officer What does your role entail? It has a few different elements, I’m the lead officer on the Women’s Union, this involves running and chairing campaigns, these campaigns can be political, for example the save Cambridge Rape Crises Campaign. Or they can be welfare campaigns. Another part of it involves being on CUSU, responsibilities as a CUSU sabbatical officer. Why did you want to do this job? I’ve been interested in the issue since forever. Its something that I felt I wanted to do and that I can do well. job and there have been days where I’m like ‘God I could have been a management consultant’. It really depends. What has been the highlight of the year? The biggest thing for me is getting Cambridge Rape Crisis back on its feet. The women’s union has always been really important to a minority of women in the university and I want to make it more well know. People ask me why we need a women’s officer and I’m like ‘yep, come back women’s council and we’ll talk about it’. In the past women’s officers have been scared of the debate, but I’m not scared of it, in fact I invite it. What kind of year have you had? What’s been the hardest part? There have been things that I’ve been proud of and things that I’ve done wrong. There have been days that I’m really glad I took this The hardest part has sort of been realising where you are and dealing with kind of higher levels of the university. ADAM COLLIGAN Services Officer What does your role entail? What was the most diffi It’s the general internal management of the union, which includes everything from general legal stuff through to photocopiers to student services. Realising when I took o have nearly the unders its financial situation t expected. But at this point in the about that side of thing My role involves the most varied set of tasks, the greatest number of areas in which you need to have specialised knowledge. Why did you want the job? I saw it as an opportunity to exercise a lot of talents and abilities that were not part of my degree. What progress do you th Staff development, how resources in Ents and co Some of these things w past but what I’m tryin in a way they can keep r The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 od bits. re fantastic. This term e grown and grown in esidents really want to t think we’ve reached dy enough, and that’s improve. hlight? we now have with JCR d to make their jobs I think that’s somes year. icult part? over that CUSU did not standing or control of that would have been e year I feel very good gs. hink you have made? w we invest time and ommunications. were initiated in the ng to do is set them up running. What’s been the hardest part? Overcoming the sheer amount of knowledge that you don’t have when you start this job. There’s so much to learn, you can’t possibly start this job on a level playing field. I spent the summer just trying to play catch-up. News Review|07 The Cambridge Student asks this year’s CUSU sabbatical team about the highs and lows of their time in office. They tell us about what had gone well and how things could have gone better... What progress have you made? I think I’ve made bits of progress. We’ve started to build a central union where people can come to. But I think there’s a long long way to go – we constantly evaluate what we’re doing and we need to communicate more with students. PETER COULTHARD Academic Affairs Officer What does your role entail? My role splits down into three main parts. There’s campaigning, the representational side and the support side. There’s quite a lot to it. What kind of year has it been? It’s been a busy year to say the least.It’s been an interesting year in the sense that this year was the university’s QAA audit. The QAA audit is the biggest thing every 6 years that student unions have because it’s linked to making sure quality assurance is in place. People care what Cambridge is providing. I’ve been happy with the year. It has been long and it has been tough - long nights, often going on into the mornings, but a lot of things have gone well and we’ve made a lot of improvements. I’m really happy in that sense. What has been the highlight of the year? I’m really proud what we’ve done on the issue of faculty reps. We’ve managed to train around 50 positions. We are helping to prepare people before they come to university. We’ve received a lot of praise both from the university and externally. People know what we are doing. What’s been the hardest part? Everything in Cambridge takes a very long time to do. Not everything that we have wanted has been accepted by the university. The hardest bit has been overcoming this initial resistance. Another hard part has been constructing the survey; it didn’t go down very well with the university, and it was beaten down very quickly by the committee. It has mainly been a matter of making compromises; you’re not going to get exactly what you wanted. It’s important to take steps forward and make your changes. ANDREA WALKO Welfare and Graduates Officer What does your role entail? Case work and committee work. I sit on more committees than any other officer. I’m involved in campaigns which is probably the part I’ve been worst at this year as it’s timeconsuming to have a good campaign. Most of what I do is about long term development - it’s one big project that passes through a number of hands. What is still to come? It’s possible that by the end of this year we might be able to email students directly. CUSU could be gaining vastly improved new tools for electronic communication. Reporting by Catherine Watts, Alex Coke-Woods, Jennifer Shaw, Noor Al-Bazzaz, Katie Spenceley and Carly Hilts. What kind of year have you had? I’ve had a pretty good year so far, there’s still quite a lot more I want to do and that next term I’ll have to do. What was the highlight? The one piece of casework that has given me the biggest sense of satisfaction at having resolved it was actually seeing an improvement in an individual student’s life. And the hardest part? The hardest part is trying to run effective campaigns but it takes so long and there are so many other pressures on your time. For example I really wanted to make Mental Health Awareness Week a really successful awareness raising week. I wish I could have put more energy into it but if someone comes to you with a piece of casework or a committee meeting you can’t reschedule and that’s the most frustrating thing and probably the thing I’ve been worst at. What progress have you made? The biggest progress is in terms of my approach to university committees. I’ve started taking a stand if it’s needed. I’ve managed to get more representation on committees surrounding disabilities and what they’re doing has been really positive. That’s actually brought us forward as an organisation and that’s something which will hopefully be established for the future. The Cambridge Student |28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 08|Bursting The Bubble Photo: Leffler/Library of Congress [VIA PINGNEWS Castro’s brother inherits Cuba World News Thursday 21st The USA launches a missile into space, destroying an old spy satellite. Russia and China accuse America of beginning an arms race in space. But the US denies their charges, claiming that toxic chemicals inside the satellite posed a danger, forcing the army to destroy it before it had a chance to fall to earth. Friday 22nd Moqtada al-Sadr, the Shi’ite cleric, extends his ceasefire with the Iraqi authorities for a further six months. His Mehdi Army militia was heavily involved in sectarian violence within the troubled Middle Eastern state during 2006-7. Fidel Castro Castro first came to power in 1959. A unanimous vote by Cuba’s national assembly has handed over control of the country to Fidel Castro’s brother Raul. The vote follows the resignation of Fidel last week, which marked the end of his 49-year reign. Fidel Castro first came to power in a revolution on New Year’s Day 1959. In power for almost half a century, his rule over the only Communist State in North America outlasted the breakup of the Soviet Union and the collapse of communism in the former Eastern bloc. Castro had survived a number of American attempts to remove him from power in the past, including the famous Bay of Pigs invasion of 1961. Raul’s election as national leader was almost certain since he has headed Cuba’s caretaker government after Fidel withdrew from public life 19 months ago, due to a serious illness. 3 courses for £10 Student set menu deal Sunday to Friday Send comments to [email protected] Katie Spenceley Deputy News Editor Analysts have predicted that the change of hands could also bring a number of social changes within the socialist state. The new president is believed to favour a Chinese-style economic policy, which allows increased economic liberalisation and improved living standards whilst maintaining political control. He has also encouraged criticism of the current system which has raised expectations that the new president will focus on ways to improve food, transport and housing. In his first speech as leader, Raul stressed the importance of his brother’s legacy, saying: “The commander in chief of the Cuban revolution is unique. Fidel is Fidel, as we all know well, he is irreplaceable.” Castro has also emphasised his firm commitments to Cuba’s socialist policies and his desire to see socialism outlive the founding generation. “The mandate of this legislature is clear ... to continue strengthening the revolution at a historic moment. This conviction has particular importance when the founding and forging generation of the revolution is disappearing,” he said. Despite the famously hostile relationship between the two nations, America has publicly welcomed the new elections, expressing its hopes that Cuba will move towards democracy. The apparent stress upon continuity with Cuba’s past has not discouraged others hoping to see a change in Cuba. In a statement, the American Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice said: “We urge the Cuban government to begin a process of peaceful, democratic change by releasing all political prisoners, respecting human rights and creating a clear pathway toward free and fair elections.” Saturday 23rd The world’s most expensive war plane, the US B-2 stealth bomber, crash lands on the Pacific island of Guam. The $1.2 billion aircraft, which cannot be detected by radar, had never crashed before. Both pilots were able to eject safely. Thick, black smoke was seen billowing from the wreckage of their aircraft. Sunday 24th The Pakistani government inadvertently causes You Tube to crash for two hours when it orders local internet service providers to block access to the website. The videosharing facility had been criticised for being insulting to Islam. A government official admitted that a local shutdown may have accidentally blocked access worldwide. Monday 25th Thieves digging into a jewellery showroom in Milan make off with millions of euros worth of stolen gems. Tunnelling through the wall form a building site next door, seven men dressed as police broke in, tied up staff and made off with a haul of diamond necklaces, earrings and bracelets. Tuesday 26th Kofi Annan, the former UN Secretary-General, suspends peace talks in Kenya, saying that not enough has been achieved. The former leader of the UN says that he believes abandoning the talks may encourage rival factions to come to an agreement more quickly. Wednesday 27th The President of Sudan has vowed to ban Danes from his country after Danish newspapers reprinted a satirical cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed. Sudan has already stopped all Danish imports, mostly dairy products. It is unclear whether the ban will include diplomats. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Bursting The Bubble|09 Turkey invades Iraq Russia in uni closure row Alex Coke-Woods International News Editor Thousands of Turkish troops began an invasion of Iraq last Thursday, crossing the border in a full-scale military operation supported by heavy artillery, warplanes and attack helicopters. Turkey claims to be in pursuit of Kurdish guerilla fighters, which it says are hiding in mountainous areas bordering the two countries. The Kurdistan Workers’ Party (PKK), regarded by the US, the EU and Turkey as a terrorist organisation, is based in Iraq’s mainly Kurdish north, but has been fighting for the independence of the Kurdish inhabitants of south-eastern Turkey for over a decade. The Iraqi government has demanded that Turkey withdraw its army immediately. But almost a full week since the operation began, Turkish soldiers still show no sign of retreating. Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, has claimed that Turkey has “the right to eradicate those who destroy the peace and comfort of its citizens.” “Turkey is engaged in a legitimate fight against a terrorist organisation which has challenged Turkey’s peace and security,” Mr Erdogan said in Parliament. He added that his troops would respect Iraq’s territorial integrity. But Iraq’s leaders are far from mollified by such talk. In a statement issued on Tuesday, the Iraqi government issued its clearest condemnation of the operation so far. It called on Ankara to withdraw its troops at once, denouncing the military assault as a “violation of its sovereignty. “The cabinet expressed its rejection and condemnation for the Turkish military interference, which is considered a violation of Iraq’s Noor Al-Bazzaz Deputy News Editor versity of being an agent of foreign meddling. A petition addressed to administrative and educational institutions in Russia as well as the general public, is included with the letter. This petition urges for the quick re-opening of the university as at the moment the closure has left “students without studies, faculty without work, and Russia without one of its most valuable intellectual centers” Academics from the University of California and the University of North Carolina, say that “there have been many speculations as to the real reasons for the closure of this university, known for its high level of scholarship and independent social and political analysis.” EUSP officials have been keen to downplay accusations that the closure was politicaly motivated in any way. The rector of the university, Nicolai Vahtin has said that he hopes the university would reopen soon, but urged that there is no real evidence to suggest that the closure had anything to do with Russian politics. “Whoever is now playing this political card is trying to position EUSP as a dissident organization is doing harm to the EUSP,” he said. Vahtin has told his students to “do all you think might help EUSP”; he insists, however, that it is important to avoid “excessive (and primitive) politicization” of the event, as this may cause further problems for the university. Amnesty International has recently accused President Putin for what it sees as increasing restrictions on freedom of expression and the ‘roll back’ of civil rights within Russia. withdraw its forces as soon as possible. For his part, the Turkish Prime Minister has publicly offered thanks in Parliament for America’s help in providing the military intelligence needed to pursue the assault against the PKK. Snow and bad weather have made it difficult for fighter planes to provide air cover for Turkish troops on the ground. But army commanders say that they have already killed over 150 PKK fighters, for the loss of just 19 of their own men. The PKK claim that the real number of Turkish dead is closer to 80. On Monday, thousands of Turkish citizens took part in street protests against their government’s actions in Diyarbakir, a city located in the mainly Kurdish south-east of the country. The military action continues. Japan One little maid at school Ireland Puppet sings for the Irish Germany Canines on the catwalk Singapore Professor panty-pincher India Monkey marriage A Japanese “school-girl” was arrested last week when it turned out she was a 39-year old man. Tetsunori Nanpei was chased from the grounds of a high school in Saitama when he entered the premises wearing school uniform and a long wig. Nanpei told police he had decided to take a stroll. When he passed the school gates students began to scream and he ran for cover inside the grounds He was pursued off the premises by a school clerk, causing him to lose his wig. Controversy has been sparked in Ireland after the competition for their Eurovision contestant was won by a puppet bird. A televised vote last Saturday chose Dustin the Turkey over six other entries. His song ‘Ireland Douze Points’ parodies the contest’s notoriously geopolitical voting system. “Wave Euro-hands and Euro-feet, wave them in the air to the turkey beat” are just some of the lyrics that will be appearing in his rendition at the Serbian capital Belgrade on May 20th. German police dogs will be the latest canine fashion envy after it was announced that they would all be fitted with special ‘shoes’ for patrolling the city. All police dogs in Düsseldorf will be made to wear the blue rubber shoes to protect their paws from shards of glass and sharp cobbles whilst on duty. Over 20 dogs are currently being trained to walk in the shoes that cost 15 euro each. “The dogs aren’t too keen yet, but with a few weeks’ training they should be used to them” said a police spokeswoman. A university professor from Singapore pleaded guilty to stealing bras and knickers from a woman’s dorm last week. The 39- year old, who teaches at a Chinese University, was charged with stealing the underwear from a clothes-line in university accommodation last December. He was caught by a security guard who found the underwear hidden in his rucksack. The professor’s lawyer said he suffered from a psychiatric disorder and had had a taste for stealing women’s underwear since he was 14. More than 3000 people flocked to a village in eastern India last week to attend a wedding between two monkeys. Two couples who kept the monkeys as pets married off the furry creatures in a Hindu wedding ceremony. The three- year- old groom, Manu was taken to the temple by a jubilant procession to meet his bride, Jhumuri who was wearing a 5- metre long Sari. The bride also received numerous gifts including a gold necklace from a local businessman. Photo: turkpanzer sovereignty,” the statement read. But Baghdad’s response has been labelled ‘weak’ by the Deputy Speaker of the Kurdish regional Parliament in northern Iraq, where the fighting is heaviest. Kamal al-Kirkuki said that the central government should be “taking the lead in dealing with this problem”, but had so far “acted weakly.” Still struggling to cope with the daily round of insurgencies taking place on its own doorstep, the Iraqi government seems unlikely to respond by launching any counterassault of its own. And the USA, which still has thousands of troops in the country in support of the Iraqi government, has so far declined to condemn the Turkish invasion. Instead, it has merely called on Ankara, one America’s most important allies in the region, to show restraint and The international academic community is urging for the re-opening of the European University in St Petersburg after it was shut down by Russian government. A letter, printed in this week’s TCS, has been written by the international academic community on behalf of the Student Union at the European University in St Petersburg (EUSP) revealing their plight and request for the University to reopen. The university’s closure came last week after officials claimed that its building was a ‘fire risk’. But some have claimed that the closure was politicaly motivated as the university is notoriously known for its independent social and political research. “It’s clear [the closure] was politically motivated,” Maxim Reznik, the leader of St Petersburg’s opposition party, Yabloko, was quoted as saying in the Guardian. “We are observing a change in the political regime in Russia from authoritarianism to totalitarianism. What happened here is one example among many,” he continued. “This hasn’t got anything to do with fire risk. The university was carrying out important work in connection with election monitoring. Now it’s being punished for it,” Mr. Yabloko concluded. The university had previously accepted a three year, 500 000 EU grant to run a project advising Russia’s political parties on matters such as how to ensure elections are not rigged. Decisions such as this sparked an attack from Russian president Vladimir Putin, accusing the Uni- The Turkish armed forces claim to have killed 150 Kurdish fighters Mad World The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 10|Comment For God’s Sake CICCU’s sledgehammer approach to religion does not recognise the complexities of faith Elizabeth Davis Emmanuel I t can hardly have escaped anyone’s notice that the Archbishops of Canterbury and York have spent the week in and around Cambridge. In the final talk they hosted on Friday, at Great St Mary’s Church, Archbishop Rowan Williams quipped that their week had been nothing if not varied: encompassing, for example, visits to a detention centre, a chaplaincy and a sixth form. But there was one glaring gap in their seemingly comprehensive tour: neither representative of the Christian Anglican church spoke to the biggest Christian Union here in Cambridge; CICCU were not only Image: Mary Bjorkegren CICCU ask you to unquestioningly swallow dogma with your free lunch conspicuously absent, they were uncharacteristically (some might say refreshingly) silent. Archbishop Rowan Williams, the head of the Church of England, is not “liked” by many members of CICCU. Strange though this sounds at first, after listening to Archbishop Williams’s talk on Friday, some reasons began to present themselves as to why there may be such a rift. It became clear that, despite sharing the same God and the same scriptures, Dr. Williams was not in agreement with CICCU on an issue close to its heart: namely, evangelism. Archbishop Williams shaped a section of his talk around the words “Come and see”, the second thing that Jesus says in the Gospel of John. Stressing the choice inherent in this statement, the Archbishop also posited the view that one of the most important aspects of being Christian is to recognise that many cannot yet understand their belief, whether they want to or not. Many people cannot see what they, as Christians, claim to see: cannot, as yet, understand what it is that they mean when they speak of their faith. Archbishop Williams was not preaching a doctrine of hopelessness but rather one of patience: people cannot be rushed, pushed or bribed into believing, “God creates the converted”, he said and Christians should respect his timing. This could not be further from the reputation that CICCU has. I hesitate to say “further from the beliefs of CICCU” simply because the beliefs of this organisation, which exists solely to convert others, are staggeringly unclear. Archbishop Williams criticised the belief that faith was immediate: like a switch which could be turned on suddenly and yet this is exactly the stance that CICCU take. Once you’re converted, job done: who’s next? There is no concept of faith developing slowly, or of it being a long and difficult process. Archbishop Williams claimed that the capacity to believe lies in all of us but how long it takes to reach a point of belief “varies as much as one person varies from another”; whether you believe or not depends on how much time you, personally, are willing to devote to it. With their perpetual lunchtime talks, annual events and sheer quantity of posters, CICCU are nothing if not persistent. However, as individuals they do not, I think, realise how much pain and antagonism they give rise to across the university because of their patronising and unshakeable belief that they, and they alone, are right. Subtlety is banished and with it, individualism: CICCU ask you to be one of a homogenous mass, unquestioningly swallowing the dogma with your free lunch. Patronising as well as offensive, it is unsurprising that this Christian organisation is so at odds with the intelligent, erudite and accepting leader of the Church of England. The subtlety present in the Archbishop’s view of faith is entirely absent from that of CICCU: Archbishops Sentamu and Williams freely acknowledged their human fallibility and the fear inherent in faith – As Williams put it, “Faith is knowing that you don’t know”. CICCU would never admit to such a thing, but wouldn’t it be refreshing if they did? Liz Davis studies 2nd year English. ‘CICCU does not seek to indoctrinate’ The President of CICCU defends his organisation against the accusation of dogmatism Charlie Butler Fitzwilliam L iz Davis’ article presents an unflattering comparison between Rowan Williams’ patient, subtle, individualistic faith and the CICCU’s dogmatic, arrogant, herdlike mentality that is both “patronising and offensive”. I think the picture is a little more complicated than she suggests. CICCU’s “perpetual lunch-time talks” may not attract such wellknown speakers as Rowan Williams or John Sentamu, but we provide them in a similar spirit – as an arena for public discussion and intelligent engagement with people’s questions. We do not seek to indoctrinate or patronize and are sorry when it comes across this way. As Dr. Williams’ talks were structured, so with ours we try and leave plenty of time for people to ask questions and challenge the speakers on any or all of what they say. This is a far cry from “ask[ing] you to be one of a homogenous mass, unquestioningly swallowing the dogma with your free lunch”. What seems to offend Miss Davis most, though, and indeed what seems to be the nub of the issue, is CICCU’s “patronising and unshakeable belief that they, and they alone, are right”, set against the tolerant, liberal-minded approach of Dr. Williams. Members of the CICCU really do believe that what they’re saying is true, and that, as a consequence, things that contradict what they say are not true. Furthermore, they think that what people believe matters, and has profound, eternal consequences. What people believe matters and has eternal consequences These ideas are not, however, founded on CICCU members’ innate sense of superiority. Jesus Christ himself says that he is the only path to God: “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to Father except through me” (John 14:6). This claim has been a core contention of orthodox Christianity since its inception, and is, for example, central to the doctrine of the Church of England, written into her creeds and confessions. Far from having beliefs that are “staggeringly unclear”, we stand in an historic tradition proclaiming, alongside many others, the truth about Jesus from the Bible: that because of his death on a cross some 2000 years ago, he offers to humanity the only way back into relationship with the God we have all rejected. This means that if Christianity comes across as arrogant or exclusive, it is Jesus who we must take issue with. And it means that Christians do not need to settle for uncertain, fearful concepts of “faith”. Jesus offers us great certainty about what we believe – if he’s telling the truth. The claims of Jesus are based on evidence – the testimony of eyewitnesses who saw, heard and got to know him for themselves. Far from asking people to swallow the claims unthinkingly, we seek to show them the evidence, leaving them to make their own minds up; if you like, we invite people to “come and see” what Jesus is all about for themselves. What drives us as the CICCU, along with many other Christians across the globe, is an understanding that we as a human race have not been left in the dark about what God is like. In Jesus Christ, there is on offer to the world a way to know God personally. Charlie Butler is a 3rd year History student. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Comment|11 Should Cuba democratise? Castro has relinquished his throne, but is democracy the answer to Cuba’s woes? Rob Wilkinson I Homerton would be forced into entering the free market. I can see why this would be attractive to some Cubans as it would lead to the end of the hated trade embargo that America absurdly insists on imposing on Cuba, and the economy may indeed benefit as a result of this, but the question we must ask is “at what cost?” Democratising Cuba on the US’s terms would lead to Cuba no longer being the symbol of anti-capitalism and anti-imperialism that it has come to be but rather just another market state for America to impose its own version of a gelatinous homogenised society upon. I would advise Cuba not to take this course, and to instead continue to trade with South American states such as Venezuela and Bolivia. Having said that, I do acknowledge that some institutional democratisation would be extremely beneficial to Cuba as, reinforcing the separation of powers and holding elections more often would create the necessary checks and balances to guard against potential tyranny from the state, without having to abandon the commitment to a left wing agenda as well. Essentially it is a choice not up to America, or the world, or me, but rather the Cuban people. As it happens, Castro is still very popular in Cuba, but there is a new agitation for reform, especially given the economic situation, and as a result, Image: Dan Strange n many ways, when Fidel Castro retired last week after 49 years in power and 600 or so attempts on his life, the immediate consequences were, to the sensationalists of the press at least, anticlimactic. For the last decade or so, political commentators in the West, notably those on the right of the political spectrum, have predicted a political crisis in Cuba upon Castro’s departure a sudden uprising and a violent desire for change, similar to that seen when Marshal Tito died in Yugoslavia. Of course, these predictions are extremely unrealistic as Cuba is a relatively stable nation-state compared to the artificially created Yugoslavia, but we are nevertheless likely to see some soul-searching in the Cuban zeitgeist in this post-Castro age, and one of the political hot potatoes will surely be the question of whether to adopt democracy. The US has of course demanded democratisation, shouting the usual neo-liberal platitudes and rhetoric about ‘freedom’ and democracy’s inherent superiority as a system, while at the same time tempering it with some good old 50s style rhetoric about the red menace, just so the rednecks don’t think they’re going soft on the “commies”. Tone apart, you might ask, what do you have against democracy? My direct answer is nothing, I think government by the people and the principle of free and frequent elections is a fine thing, and I think Cuba would benefit from democratisation if we are talking about the purely institutional aspects (separation of powers, free press, free political association etc). The trouble is that this is not what America means by democracy. To America, democratisation invariably also means economic liberalisation, and that would be extremely bad for Cuba. As a communist state (however imperfect it may be), living in Cuba offers its citizens many advantages, with wide ranging welfare programmes, great social equality and one of the best healthcare systems in the world (far better than the corrupt and avaricious system present in America). Liberalisation would threaten all these things as services would be sold off and privatised, workers would be laid off and the country when and if democracy is instituted Cuba shall have to be careful that the negative liberty that accompanies it (free press etc) will be gained without losing the positive liberty of a protective and socially conscious state. Robert Wilkinson is a 2nd year SPS student. Vote Yes in the CUSU Constitutional Referendum Mark Fletcher Jesus T his week you will be able to vote on who will be next year’s Executive Officers of the Cambridge University Students’ Union (CUSU). Alongside the battles for the individual posts, you will have the opportunity to approve the proposed new Constitution for CUSU. We urge you to vote yes. In 2006 a review was commissioned to look into how CUSU works internally and how it connects with its constituents. After much consultation, the review led to largescale restructuring proposals, put together by the Development and Planning Committee (DPC) in 2007. These proposals were warmly welcomed by the then members of CUSU Council, and were put to a vote alongside last year’s election. Unfortunately, despite a ratio of 9:1 votes in favour, that referendum failed to reach quorum as too many people who voted abstained or only registered a vote in the CUSU elections, not the referendum. Over the past year, CUSU has been able to implement many of the most substantial proposals from the DPC’s plan through changes in its Standing Orders. The proposed team structure has been implemented, restructuring the part time executive into groups specialising in certain policy areas or service activities, including Access and Funding, Ethical Affairs and Green Campaigns, and Educational Issues. This has made it easier for students to get involved in CUSU, and for CUSU to operate efficiently; it makes clear the lines of responsibility within the organisation and allows CUSU to specialise in certain areas. Faculty Reps have also been incorporated into CUSU’s structure, to help it reflect the role that faculties and departments play in students’ lives in Cambridge. Many of these changes are undeniably internal and their effect on student welfare is not always direct. They help CUSU to act ef- fectively behind the scenes. Whilst they may seem of little significance outside of CUSU circles, these are the first steps towards making your Students’ Union a more effective, visible organisation. To continue this process there is still an underlying need to change the Constitution. Many parts of the current Constitution are internally contradictory, presenting difficulties in its interpretation and application. There are also questions about the legality of the Constitution as it currently stands; senior members of the University have advised that changing the Constitution is a necessity. The changes proposed in the new Constitution are not controversial. Nor are they politically charged. They are a simple case of tidying up the loose bits of the rules of our Union. These proposals have been around for over a year without any serious opposition. Now we are asking you to help your Students’ Union add a final seal of approval to them. These are not the sexiest reasons to go out and vote this week. A change of Constitution is of little direct importance to the vast majority of students in Cambridge. Have your say by voting online on Monday or Tuesday, or in the paper ballot on Wednesday. Support the new constitution by voting yes. It is essential to improve and expand the Students’ Union The new Constitution is supported by the following JCR Presidents: Dan Jalapour - Queen’s Yi-Xun Tan - Sidney Sussex Josh Jowett - Homerton Lucy McMahon - King’s Pilar Garrard - Peterhouse Joe Farish - Trinity David Lock - Trinity Hall Harry Bullivant - Churchill Lucie Fortune - Jesus Iain Barr - Robinson David Clinton - St Catharine’s E-mail questions about changes to the new Constitution to [email protected]. Mark Fletcher is CUSU President. He studied Land Economy. It is, however, essential to those who are looking to improve and expand the Students’ Union into a body of which all Cambridge students can be proud. The proposed changes provide the opportunity to solve CUSU’s internal problems and allow it to transition from an introspective body into one focussing full-time on the ever-growing list of issues that affect students in Cambridge. We urge you not to abstain from this referendum; we do not wish to see these problems and solutions resurface in a year’s time. MICHA LMAS The CambridgeStudent Editorial team Applications for all positions on the Michaelmas editorial team are now open. Visit www.tcs.cam.ac.uk/apply to find out more. Applications to [email protected] The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Sky’s man in Westminster Interview|13 Adam Boulton talks to Amy Blackburn about his career, the state of modern politics and what it was like to doorstep the Queen W hat first made you want to become involved in media? I grew up in London in the 1960s, and was aware as a very small child that people were behaving in different ways to the way they had behaved before. People had landed on the moon, and my teenage years were the time of Greenham Common and the end of the Cold War standoffs. On one hand, we had a sort of benevolent view of the United States, but on the other hand we were bring told on a daily basis that the country was run by maniacs who wanted to ‘I failed to realise this was television and journalism history’ involve us all in a nuclear holocaust. I think that peaked my curiosity, if you like. What was your first job after graduating from Oxford? Well, when I finished at Oxford, I basically had the choice of either going to a journalism training scheme in Cardiff, or, as it happened, I did a postgraduate degree in America, in Washington. I did that because I wanted to find out more about the world before I started to cover it as a journalist. I was lucky that when I came back from America I got a temporary job working for BBC External Affairs, which is which was basically writing scripts to be translated into the various languages that they broadcasted in on the World Service. I had the job of writing about British and American politics, which sounds like a big job but actually it was the most junior one because people were much more interested in Africa, Eastern Europe, Russia, and then occasionally they might want to know what was happening in America. What has been the hardest interview you’ve ever had to do? Well, the worst interview I’ve ever done was with an actress called Sarah Miles, when I asked her if her autobiography was true and she started crying. So, that was quite difficult. Sometimes with politicians you do an interview with them and you know that they’re really in a hole that they’re not going to get out of; one thinks of Iain Duncan Smith, or Ming Campbell more recently. You have to say to them, “you’re finished, aren’t you? You’re not going to get out of this”, and you know them as human beings, you know that they probably think that but you know they can’t say it until they’re ready, so that sometimes can be awkward. I also think that the most difficult interviews are one where you feel that the person you’re talking to is not really listening to what you’re saying, they’re just repeating what they’re saying in a robotic fashion. You have to be prepared to challenge them, to try and get them engaged, to shock them, and so sometimes you’re more forceful than you might instinctively be. You’re known as the only reporter to have doorstepped the Queen on live television… It’s a long time ago now, it was in 1987. It was at a commonwealth conference and the Queen, who’s the head of the commonwealth, used to come around and visit the media area. To be honest, I just thought, well, I’ll film it, because I was working for a company called TV-AM then, and I thought my boss would like to see it. I asked what the restrictions were, and they said no lights, but it was a very well-lit area so it didn’t matter and we could have cameras and microphones. So I set it up, and the Queen came along, stuck her head outside the door and said, “hello”. It was just then I realised, she’d paused for a moment, and I knew that she could see the camera, she could see everything. There was an instance where I thought there was going to be an awkward silence, so I better say something. The big story at the time was that Fiji was leaving the commonwealth, because it had been through a military coup. I said that she must be upset about Fiji, and she said, “oh yes, I am a bit upset”. The whole thing took about twenty seconds, and even after I’d done it I failed to realise that this was television and journalism history. Do you feel that British politics at the moment is lacking in dynamism? I think we’re coming to the end of a period in which one party has been extremely dominant, and where Tony Blair was a dominant figure not just domestically but globally. On one level it might look a little bit lacklustre to people at the moment, but I think we’re actually in a tremendously interesting period in politics, having had this period of hegemony for ten years or longer. Now, everything is coming back into play. I think all the parties are scratching around for the new narrative, the new initiatives, the new approach to the voters and indeed the new voters. In many ways, I think it’s more interesting than it has been for a long time, although I don’t think that the heartbeats of the British public will begin to quicken until we get closer to an election. But I do think the next election will be a really good one, probably the best we’ve had since 1992. Do you think the next British election will capture the public imagination the way the current American election has done? Only if people think it’s close, because at present [in the US] you’ve effectively only got two choices, so it’s always possible to elect whoever the candidates are. In a parliamen- tary system, one party can be so dominant that it doesn’t really matter. The second point is, it depends on how bold the candidates are, but the fact of the matter is we’ve had at least three elections now where both sides decided to play it very safe, and basically play to their core constituencies, keeping things back until after the election. If the politicians are prepared to trust people by letting it all hang out, then I think it will be a fascinating election. Do you think the media are accountable to anyone? I mean, we’re legally accountable, to the courts; you can get sued. In television, we’re accountable to the regulators, which are probably the biggest single influence on what we do, you know, Ofcom in our case and the BBC trustees in their case. But also, I think we’re accountable to the general public. If you own a communications business, the people you are communicating to will react very quickly. If they think you’ve done something wrong, they’ll certainly tell you about it. Under what circumstances do you think journalists and politicians can interact most successfully? There’s an obvious synergy in as much as politicians want to communicate and we want to tell people what they’re saying. That’s where we come together. Our instinct is to challenge politicians once they’ve said what they want to do. That’s where we diverge. ‘I asked her if her autobiography was true and she cried’ Do you think the developments in the relationship between New Labour and the media were inevitable? I think the Labour Party generally had to overcome a great deal of hostility and very, very bruised feelings. They had to put a lot of effort into courting us. As Tony Blair and his family were leaving 10 Downing Street after he stepped down, Cherie Blair famously told the assembled reporters that “we won’t miss you”. Do the media miss Tony Blair? It’s news, you know, there’s always something new. You get into the habit of covering people. As far as people like the Blairs go, it’s just like having new characters in The Archers. It takes time to work them in. Was Tony Blair a more dynamic politician to cover than, say, Gordon Brown? Yes he was, and in that sense one misses him, but in another sense we don’t know what tomorrow’s going to bring. Cambridge University Students’ Union Ents Kinki Every Tuesday at Tuesday 4th March Kinki presents ‘Rhino’ from ‘Gladiators’ Come and test your strength or just get your picture taken with one of the biggest names from the hit ITV show Entry is £3 before 10pm VKs are £1.50 all night along with other selected lines Cambridge University Students’ Union Ents Email [email protected] for queue jump or tickets The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Rag Fashion |15 Erika Blomerus reports from the first RAG fashion show, held at the Cambridge Union. As well as the show, the guests enjoyed a cocktail party and a charity raffle. Photography by James Appleton Boudoir Femme showcased classic, feminine pieces, adding a hint of colour with bold, graphic prints. R A G to riches Give 50’s inspired dresses an injection of modern glam by opting for a metallic finish, as seen at the Woman’s Institute. Miss Selfridge’s playful take on Spring’s florals was a winner, proving florals don’t have to be frumpy. Cult proved once again that, when it comes to trendy casuals, it can’t be beaten. La Reve shows that red and black lace are still unbeatable for that seductive look. It might be a bit too preppy for some, but the ‘jock’ look, as seen at Dogfish, never seems to go out of style. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 16|Editorial The CambridgeStudent Your Letters Volume 10 Issue 16 Old Examination Hall, Free School Lane, Cambridge CB2 3RF Tel: 01223 761685 CUSU and you The CUSU elections roll around every Lent Term, always bringing with them the same inevitable questions about the composition of our union and how it relates to the students. Candidates’ election literature tends to be invariably scattered with the same words, leaving voters swimming in promises of “change” and “relevance” that can leave them baffled about who to vote for. This year, however, the CUSU elections appear to have a little bit more spark. There seems to be a clamour for CUSU sabbatical positions this year, with Services Officer the only uncontested sabb role. This flood of potential officers is best represented by the five candidates in the running for the position of President, all of whom have distinct policies and positive attributes. There is nothing vague or insubstantial about this year’s Presidential race; voters will be forced to make a real and considered choice, based on the direction they want their union to take. Perhaps we need to take some time out and consider why student unions, along with their officers and executives, exist in the first place. Representation means something different to each student, and any attempt to distill the needs and opinions of a diverse student body into a single policy will invariably meet with criticism from someone. Nevertheless, this does not mean that the individual officers themselves are of little importance; rather, it becomes even more imperative to identify the candidates who will best serve the needs of both the majority and minorities. The truth is that the vast majority of students, in all universities, could stand to become more involved in their union. CUSU may never be truly representative of all aspects of the Cambridge student population, but with this year’s greater choice of candidates, there is far more scope for students to make an informed decision based on their own beliefs. Vote. Puzzles Across 1) One with technical vocabulary doesn’t exactly coin trite neologism. (13) 8) Yes mother, I will listen to religious leader. (4) 9) Needless to say, after gift of gold, these are my favourite relatives. (5) 10) The stuff in that egg he eats has a pungent smell. (4) 11) Strict dieting is hardly saving me. (8) 12) Hit switch in darkened room to create conditions of daylight. (6) 13) Copied plans for electrical device after clients became confused. (10) 16) Reads Roman poet, or Virgil, in declensions first. (4) 17) Clean drama? (4) 18) Getting spent trams ready is just one aspect of this person’s work. (10) 20) A cunning ruse is effected to fool magazine publisher, amongst others. (6) 22) The Basque one would need to be fluent in ETA lingo to build bridges. (8) 24) Denim wearing tribe. (4) 25) Splattering wayward gnat with a fly swatter makes this noise. (5) 26) Despite retreat, deem eligible for a reward. (4) 27) I am slyly mixing surround sound to obtain harmonious sounding music. (13) European University at St Petersburg administrative and educational institutions in Russia. Dear colleagues, By now many of you will have heard about the situation at the European University in St Petersburg (EUSPb). The university has been suddenly closed by the Russian authorities due to a reputed “violation of fire codes”. The classes have been suspended indefinitely and the rooms have been sealed by fire marshals. The University faculty and students, whom many of you know as colleagues and friends, have appealed to us, the international academic community, to write collective letters to support the university and to urge the authorities to reopen it. There have been many speculations as to the real reasons for the closure of this university, known for its high level of scholarship and independent social and political analysis. You can read about these various theories and explanations on our the Live Journal web site (and also here: http://www.guardian. co.uk/world/2008/feb/12/russia — and here: http://www.sptimes. ru/story/24991). However, colleagues at EUSPb have asked us “not to politicize” the situation, in order to avoid creating more problems. Right now time is an issue – this is the middle of the semester at EUSPB, as elsewhere –and we must act quickly. We have written a petition, and invite all of you who agree with its content to sign it. The text of the petition is provided at http://www.gopetition.com/online/17080.html. We plan to collect as many signatures as we can in a speedy fashion and send this petition to Alexei Yurchak Department of Anthropology, University of California, Berkeley Michele Rivkin-Fish Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill Music to your ears Dear Sir and Madam, I much enjoyed Saul Glasman’s review of the NME Awards Tour (Music, volume 10 issue 15). His writing is consistently amusing and informative. I swear I laughed out loud at least 3 times. Adi Jacob Jesus College We love rugby puns Dear Sir and Madam, I greatly enjoyed reading last week’s match report of the rugby fixture between John’s and Christ’s. I wonder if perhaps the article could be re-run with the same picture and the headline “Unimpressive tackle”. Kathryn Pearson St Catharine’s College Corrections & Clarifications The Cambridge Student endeavours to be as accurate as possible in its reporting. It is possible for inadvertent errors to creep in and we are very happy to issue corrections. Please e-mail us at [email protected]. The Team Down 1) Anger and emotional violence like the kind Miranda possesses. (15) 2) A drink before graduating will lead to dancing. (5) 3) Shows uselessness by concocting a rubbish tiny alibi. (9) 4) One mole was knocked out by potent wine and honey mixture. (7) 5) Sister gets open access to drinking hole. (5) 6) Quick, use ion gun to fire! It’s an incredibly candid plan, and almost a very clever one. (9) 7) Faltering voice edited hymn to create a poetic masterpiece. (3,6,6) 14) Planetary material? (9) 15) Old Italian leader haphazardly goes about sorcery which turns him into a manipulative and populist type. (9) 19) Has to be taught about Shakespearean king at nightschool from scratch. (7) 21) Disgusting person excreting waste causes one to vomit. (5) 23) Army initially meets in Lahore before moving south to tame these tigers. 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All copyright is the exclusive property of the Cambridge University Students’ Union. The Cambridge Student also publishes the magazine THURSDAY. Although The Cambridge Student is affiliated to the University Students’ Union (CUSU), we are editorially independent and financially self-sufficient. No part of this publication is to be reproduced, stored on a retrieval system or submitted in any form or by any means, without prior permission of the publisher. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Manifestos|17 Richard Braude for CUSU President Turnout at the last CUSU election was shockingly low, despite electronic voting. By standing for CUSU President and offering real change, I hope to invigorate Cambridge students to vote and make CUSU really representative. Unlike past elections, I am a real choice for real change to CUSU. CUSU does have legitimate roles, but it needs to be slimmed down. We need to recognise that some monies can be better spent elsewhere. I will stop wasting money to reduce the budget. Vote for change for CUSU: Change we can believe in. Our moment is now. CUSU has increased in size for too long. I urge all students to look at CUSU’s budget for last year to see how many things could easily be scrapped and how many tens of thousands of pounds of our money would be saved. There are many things CUSU provides which are good: the access scheme, the minibuses, etc. But what I outline in this manifesto is less than half of what could be scrapped without being missed. Abolish the claim that all students at Cambridge University are automatically members of CUSU. CUSU should charge a nominal membership fee, or be opt-in, to see who really wants it. Disaffiliate from the unrepresentative National Union of Students and save £10,000. Thus get rid of “No Platform” policies. Except maybe a No Platform policy against the NUS, to stop them spreading their extremist ideology. Abolish affiliation fees to College JCRs and MCRs and save them £80,000. End almost all CUSU campaigns or make them entirely independent: CUSU Women's Union should be made an independent University society and renamed Cambridge University Women's Union. Similarly, there is no reason for CUSU International to be run by CUSU. It should be made independent. CUSU LGBT spends most of its £2000 budget on booze and cake. It should be made independent and made to raise its own money. Your money should not be spent on garden parties, bouncy castles and rainbow cake (£90 for a single cake). Scrap: The Ethical Affairs Team (College JCRs do just fine), the CUSU membership card, the Freshers’ Guide, the Cambridge (Survival) Guide, the CUSU Diary, Re:fresh, and the Alternative Prospectus. Not produce a Freshers’ Guide next year. Colleges and JCRs provide freshers with useful information, and the Freshers’ Guide doesn’t add anything. It’s a waste of paper and a waste of money we can do without. Abolish “Awareness” campaigns. We’re quite aware enough, thank you, and certainly don’t need our money spent to make us more “aware”. Abolish the Black Students’ Campaign. It does nothing colleges don’t do already. Redundant. Stop the Student Union Building campaign. Abolish the anti-racism, education, green and rents campaigns. Colleges handle this just fine, and coordination is not needed: CUSU is redundant. Keep (amongst other things): TCS: It makes a profit, so it's not a waste of tax money. CUSU Ents: they make a profit. The Societies Fair: Really useful and it makes a profit. The Careers Guide / Careers Handbook: it makes a profit. None of these societies should be given any more money: if they want to keep producing their pamphlets, they'll have to do it themselves. We need to reclaim our union. I want to lead students in using it for the progress of the student body. In the past year, the financial security of CUSU has been ensured. We now need to take the next step and ensure the relevance and effectiveness of our union. Our University has extraordinary democratic opportunities: we must use them. I have experience as a representative for students in my faculty, on my JCR Exec and on the CUSU Exec. But all this experience means nothing in comparison with the potential of your passion and energy. Working together we can make change in our University and beyond. Student involvement first Working together in solidarity The key to an effective Union is its members. Communication must work both ways between the Exec and the students. We must not rely on Sabbatical Officers alone: only by working together, will we reach our full potential as a Union. Policy CUSU Ents need to be seriously rethought. Students should be involved in all aspects of these nights. Our student body is a diverse one, and Ents should demonstrate our artistic and cultural range. Policy The internet is appallingly underused by CUSU. While our university may sometimes seem stuck in another century, our union doesn’t have to be. We shouldn’t be content with websites nobody checks. Email lists, blogs and social networking can make CUSU accessible and – dare we say it – popular. Encouraging political campaigners, activists and the autonomous campaigns – LBGT, Women’s, Black Students‘ and International Students‘ Campaigns - to work together on the ideas that matter to students: equal access to an education of which we can be proud. Policy Bi-termly meetings with Sixth Form Student Unions, as well as representatives of lecturers and other non-unionised college and university staff. Policy Being ready to embrace the NUS if it improves and, if it fails, working outside of it, with other Student Unions, to ensure a vocal and visible student movement. Towards an ethical university I will help JCRs and MCRs talk with college authorities, working towards reasonable, progressive ethical investment policies and a greener university. Policy I will be in the room with you while you talk to bursars, making sure that you are not intimidated and that you have the information that you need. Policy Being ready to campaign passionately on issues about which CUSU’s members are united: matters of human rights, liberation and equality. Free education Next year will be a fundamental turning point for the student movement. The Government will be reviewing tuition fees, and CUSU needs to be there, leading the argument for free education. Policy Lobbying the University authorities, including the Vice-Chancellor, to put pressure on the government for better, unconditional funding, not higher tuition fees. Policy Publicising and prioritising the campaign against fees, building protests on both a local and national level. For more information and the CAMPAIGN BLOG visit - www.richardbraude.com re–elect markfletcher a s cu s u p r e s i d e n t Basit Kirmani CUSU for The President Student Unity – Let's Come Together! The Union's job must be to ensure that people from the entire University can come together and unite for common purposes - whether it is for social events, charitable and political causes or simply to 'hang out'. A CUSU building is a must we must continue to campaign for one! Revolutionary Evolution. . . A Prestigious and Active Student Union… "What does CUSU do for me?" should be a question of the past. Too often students at Cambridge do not feel as though they have a body that represents them. There should be ample opportunity for students to get involved with the Union and its affairs. Student participation should be promoted and encouraged and Student's should feel that the Union is there to back them in a time of crisis! From exam stress to relationship problems or simply a social concern… CUSU should be there to support! Access – University For All... Cambridge has an elitist reputation which we must fine tune! Whereas we are proud to have some of the brightest students in the world, students from all social and economic backgrounds should be encouraged to apply! The Environment – Our Responsibility! We must NOT ignore the environment. We must ALL take responsibility and CUSU MUST increase awareness and take action to tackle issues to preserve our environment! CUSU - A Social and Political Body We must be an active Student Union that is not afraid to get involved in Political affairs where necessary. At the end of the day, we are Cambridge University. When we talk, people take notice. CUSU must build ties with the media! Charity – Giving back to the Community ●The Citizen's Foundation ●South Asian Earthquake Relief ●Breast Cancer Research Foundation ●Meningitis Research Foundation ●Sahara for Life Trust I have helped to raise over £100,000 for these charities over the last four years. CUSU must also support charitable causes. Ethnic Minorities and Student Welfare CUSU should play an active role to make every student in Cambridge feel at home away from home. The welfare of all our students is an integral part of the Union's role and the Union should not be afraid to take action for is members as and when necessary! Non-alcoholic Entertainment Alcohol is everywhere! Whether at bops and ents, or pub crawls or quizzes! There must be more social events that do not exclude those who do not drink or simply more alcohol-free nights out! My Relevant Experiences... CU Pakistan Society President 2007/08**Founder of National Union of Pakistani Students and Alumni, 2008** Armaan- Asian Cultural Extravaganza Event Coordinator**Queens' College Cricket Captain**Mastana 2007 Performer** India-Soc Committee Member** Islamic Society Member** Project Co-ordinator for One Day National Fast 2006/07 **Television Host on Media Channel Vectone **Independent Journalist, for The Independent on Sunday**Student Volunteer for Charities Why you should vote for me: First and foremost I am a very friendly person who is willing to listen to others. I have a passion for change for the sake of progress. I feel that my hard-working nature and creativity combined with my innate desire for justice will help serve the students in the best possible way. I helped to revolutionize and improve the CU Pakistan Society and now I want to help the wider Cambridge Student population! A vote for me is a vote for sustainable and progressive change – Make the right choice! Feel free to get in touch [email protected] Let's Change Today... For a Better Tomorrow... The Time is NOW! improving internal workings continuing access and funding - I want to appoint a General manager this summer to take CUSU’s day-to-day running from sabbatical officers, so they can focus purely on student issues. - I want to appoint of a full time caseworker, to improve the welfare support already offered to many students across the University. - I want to vote ‘yes’ to the proposed constitution: this tidying up exercise will improve the internal workings of your students’ union. - I want to search, with the Ethical Affairs Chair, for external funding to support a new sabbatical position that focuses on our Green campaigns. - I will continue to push the University for a block grant, so CUSU has the funds it deserves and needs. - We must work with the University to advertise our exceptional bursary scheme much more effectively amongst both prospective and current students, and reduce last year’s £500,000 under-spend. - We must particularly continue to educate teachers and parents about Cambridge, as they so often hold the key to unlocking fears about applying. - We must also work with the NUS, forming a coherent and valid argument to take to the government when the issue of fees is reviewed in 2009. education I want to push forward with CUSU’s campaign for anonymous class lists. Students should be given a choice, not forced into having their exam results displayed publicly. Also, Cambridge currently undertalking to you spends and under-provides on journals and library CUSU needs to reach out to those students not provisions: CUSU needs to push the University, to involved in student politics. Not everyone will be make sure we don’t fall behind other institutions. interested, but we should make them aware of what their union does for them. I would amend CUSU’s lowering rents bulletin policy and push the University to let us e-mail We need to continue fighting extortionate rent students directly. I would attend more College Open increases in Cambridge Colleges, finding new ways to meetings, giving you more opportunity to ask equip JCRs and MCRs in this area. questions and hold your union to account. Finally I would create a new termly newsletter, so you know improving public transport what CUSU’s done, and what is planned for the future. I would work alongside and exert more pressure on both Stagecoach and the Universities in Cambridge to representing graduates get all students the discount scheme they deserve. Graduates are still under-represented by CUSU, despite many efforts this year to include them. I would the need for a strong cusu get MCRs more involved in CUSU on a daily basis, This year CUSU has changed how its part time both through more informal links, and a new Graduate executive works, moved into new, central offices specific Presidents and Externals meeting. I’d also and re-established good working relationships with explore creating a graduate autonomous campaign. JCR committees across Cambridge. Now we need to reach out to the wider student body, build on the expanding ents stability of this year and establish a management CUSU Ents has had a difficult few years. Our current structure that allows the day-to-day running of the nights need reinvigorating, but we must also move organisation to be done by a professional. beyond club nights and diversify in areas like plays, There are many things college organisations can’t live music and comedy. Ents shouldn’t just be based do when it comes to student representation. The around alcohol, so that all students can get involved. need for a strong, central and experienced union supporting clubs and societies Cambridge’s central sports facilities are hugely inadequate, and I would put the required pressure on the University to resurrect the plans for a sports centre on the West Cambridge site. I also believe CUSU should provide more logistical support and training for sports teams and societies, and expand the amount of equipment available for hire. shouldn’t only be evident when things go wrong in the University, instead we should be pro-active, and take our agenda to the University. my experience CUSU President 2007-08 ¥ Jesus JCR President 2006 University Council Rep. ¥ JCSU Welfare Officer 2005 ¥ Jesus Mayball Co-President 2007 (Through the Looking Glass) ¥ Trained Peer Supporter eoijeoijthrihriho markfletcher experienced and committed [email protected] telephone: 07739013558 p The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 18|Manifestos for CUSU Academic Affairs Officer The experienced candidate who knows how to achieve the best results JCR President 2007, Treasurer 2006. Vocal member of numerous College Committees, including Council. Success in student representation, welfare and reforming outdated College policies. CUSU Chair and its representative to two University Committees. Used to dealing with obstinate academics and working to improve CUSU. What will I do? Represent all members of CUSU, both undergraduate and graduate, with honesty, integrity and a non-political approach. Encourage JCRs, MCRs, & Faculty Reps, give them the tools to improve their Colleges and Faculties. Campaign for study skills training and better information about avoiding plagiarism. Call for mandatory, high quality, supervisor training. Request exam feedback, anonymous class lists and an end to Saturday exams. Provide casework which is relevant, confidential and accessible to anyone who needs help. How will I do it? Foster alliances within the University and use CUSU's leverage to apply pressure and improve services for students. Offer training to College Officers and Faculty Reps, support their campaigns, give advice, facilitate communication and share best practice. Develop long-term education policy through the Learning & Teaching Strategy. Encourage all departments to make better use of online resources like CamTools. Work with the CUSU Executive, and especially the Education Team, to achieve real and lasting change. Ant Bagshaw: ready to work for YOU For more details, contact me: apb57, 07809 625622 WILL WEARDEN for Academic Affairs Officer TAKING OWNERSHIP OF OUR EDUCATION. TOGETHER FIGHTING FEES ACADEMIC AFFAIRS OFFICERS We have a right to a free education. I will coordinate an effective campaign to defeat tuition fees by: Using my position to put pressure on the University to supply a free education. Coordinating with other Student Unions to put pressure on Government to scrap tuition fees. Working within the Aldwych Group (Russell Group Student Unions) to put pressure on MPs to speak against the Government’s Tuition Fee Policy. Academic Affairs cannot be tackled alone. I will improve the effectiveness of Academic Affairs work by: Leading the CUSU Education Network to help represent educational issues at all levels. Supplying training and support for all Faculty and College Academic Affairs Officers. Empowering College Student Unions and Faculty Forums in their campaigns. Taking College/Faculty issues to the top. SAVING SMALL SUBJECTS IMPROVING CAMBRIDGE LIFE Small subjects are at risk from funding cuts. I will lead student campaigns to save small subjects by: Fighting to save and restore subjects already under threat, such as Sanskrit, Hindi, and Computer Science. Fighting against further squeezes and cuts that may come about in future from funding reviews and the impending Research Assessment Exercise report. Supporting Academic Staff in lobbying the University maintain funding in other subjects such as History of Art and Anglo-Saxon, Norse and Celtic. The CUSU Executive and College Student Unions, MCRs and JCRs must work together to campaign for a better Cambridge. I will campaign with your student representatives to improve life in Cambridge by: Supporting the Welfare Team in promoting important issues such as Mental Health. Supporting College JCRs and Unions to fight for better catering, accommodation, and library facilities. Supporting a diverse range of social events: including non-alcoholic and daytime events. Fighting to minimise the pressure Colleges put on students. INDIVIDUAL SUPPORT COMMUNICATING WITH YOU Students often need individual support in Academic Affairs in Cambridge. I will work to help people with the procedures of exam appeals, degrading, changing supervisor… by: Finding ways for students to submit requests for support anonymously. Treating all casework with the highest levels of understanding, professionalism, and confidentiality. Being available twenty-four seven to provide advice and support for any student. I will improve CUSU’s on-line resources for students and supervisors. ABOUT ME I have the organisation skills to meet my manifesto promises: As President of the Union Society, I managed a large budget and a team of volunteers and staff. I have already worked with the top bodies of the University: I will be able to negotiate with the top people in the University to make learning better for you. I will be good with Casework: I understand what it requires to be good at dealing with individual support cases. I am discreet, personable, and patient. CUSU needs to communicate with the Student Body. The best way to improve life in Cambridge is by engaging students in the work that CUSU is doing. I will improve CUSU’s communication by: Working with Student Papers to communicate news on CUSU work in Print. Ensuring weekly e-mail bulletins get to you, telling you about CUSU, and how it can help you. Helping college and faculty reps implement similar initiatives. Telling you what your University is doing for you. Telling you about how you can get involved in changing Cambridge for the better. ELECTION INFORMATION Polls will be open: ONLINE Monday 3rd March 2008 until Tuesday 4th March 2008 at 8pm th PAPER Wednesday 5 March 2008 Six Hours – To be announced by College JCRs and Student Unions INFO For more information, go to the CUSU elections site: http://www.cusu.cam.ac.uk/elections The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Manifestos|19 Charlotte Richer re-elect for CUSU Access Officer - re-elect for experience and ideas CUSU Shadowing Scheme Target Visits This year, I expanded the Shadowing Scheme, increasing applications by 200 and places by 30%. I established a ‘target pack’ to inform, advise and assist Target volunteers and improve the ease and quality of Visits. I want to track participants in the Scheme to evaluate its success I redesigned the Target database, so that it really ‘targets’ with more than just anecdotal evidence. schools, prioritising those in most need of a visit. I will use my experience to refine the application process to ensure we reach those who the Scheme will most benefit. I will drive Target Visits in the summer to increase our cover, gather meaningful feedback and maintain contact with schools. Media and Publicity Open Days I have forged strong links with various media and public relations outlets, leading to a feature article on CUSU Access in the Guardian as well as various local press articles. I extended the Open Days, running a new series in September and gaining national coverage. The media often controls people’s impressions of Cambridge and it is imperative that we are proactive in putting out positive messages. CUSU is exceptionally well placed to lead this: I will use my knowledge and connections to develop our media presence and generate interest in our events. I will continue to drive the Open Days and pilot new recruitment methods, such as social networking sites, as well as using school mailings, personal contact and existing networks. Applications for the March Open Days are higher than last year. Ethnic Minorities www.applytocambridge.com I have revived the Group to Encourage Ethnic Minority Applications (GEEMA) with the Black Students’ Campaign. Our website is a vital resource in our communication with prospective students and the outside world. I have established links with youth groups and peer mentoring schemes to reach students outside a school environment. I developed an ‘Ask a Student’ facility, increasing the number of users of the website and helping allay students’ worries. I will work with societies to develop targeted Access initiatives to answer specific concerns , provide peer support and run visits which show both academic and social possibilities. I will overhaul and rewrite the website, using my experience to provide information and advice that is genuinely useful, such as guidance on A Level choice, choosing courses and interviews. Alternative Prospectus Communication and the University I have secured greater funding in order to create a full-colour, annual and quality publication, with an increased run. I will try to ensure that this funding continues and improve the method of distribution, both online and in paper form. I will also look into various alternative methods of providing information, including youtube video diaries and podcasts, to offer interactive material and new media functions. I have continued, developed and established links with JCRs, colleges and SLOs, departments, University committees and external groups such as Teach First and Oxford University. It is vital for access that the University is seen to work as one body, rather than separate entities. I will continue to develop networks, share resources and time. charlottericher.blogspot.com I have the experience, knowledge and commitment to take CUSU Access to new levels: to evaluate, to expand and to develop. If you have any questions, please contact me - email: [email protected] – mobile: 07866 168 292 Sam Wakeford for Access Officer Electoral Label: ‘Create a new Access dimension’ My Platform UNIQUELY EXPERIENCED in the UNIVERSITY’S ACCESS SYSTEMS I spent my last year working full-time in a University department – and as a volunteer in others – in a job responsible for outreach activities. I thus have extensive, up-to-date, first-hand knowledge and experience of showcasing Cambridge in a positive light and tackling apprehensions. I also ran the Teaching Office and administered highly successful work and research placement schemes taking place in Cambridge and across Europe. I therefore have an excellent track-record in organisation and administration, and unusual familiarity with how the University is run. I attended my local state Comprehensives and Sixth Form College here in Cambridge – excellent schools with high Oxbridge entrance rates – so I have personal experience of exactly how good the best state sector support can be for university applicants. My aim is to work towards offering this same level of support in all schools. I ask for your support in fighting for this. We should accept nothing short of truly fair access to Higher Education for all. The Cambridge application process is fairer and more meritocratic than it ever used to be, even though the prospect of interviews can still be intimidating. But there remain significant problems with highly able sixth-form students selecting themselves out of the process by choosing not to apply, often for outdated, exaggerated or spurious reasons resulting from a range of misconceptions and misplaced fears. These are largely perpetuated by the media, but – as recent research has confirmed – teachers in many schools are also often strikingly out of touch with the reality of a Cambridge education, and this can be reflected in poor advice to their pupils. However fair its admissions system, Cambridge obviously cannot offer places to those who do not apply. It is therefore crucial that we tackle these inaccurate opinions as comprehensively as possible to remove the barriers preventing less advantaged pupils from giving themselves the same chance we are all now benefiting from. My Plan A NEW DIMENSION to the CUSU Shadowing Scheme to multiply massively its effectiveness: I will provide support for participants to make a presentation to schoolmates about their experience after they return home, offering first-hand information to educate fellow pupils and prompt teachers to rethink their own misconceptions. Arrange for undergraduates who live in the same area to visit them and help prepare and deliver this presentation during our Easter Vacation. Deliver valuable ‘dealing with a difficult audience’ training, in conjunction with the University, for these volunteer students. Further expand the Shadowing Scheme with a fourth weekend to allow more students to take a second shadow with a weekend break between them. A COLLABORATIVE APPROACH between CUSU and the University: Multiple separate institutions, groups and individuals within the University run a range of access and outreach activities, often entirely independently. There is not even a mechanism to communicate with all parts of the University running such schemes. I will contact departments individually to collate a database of all University-run access and outreach activities, and work with relevant University committees to ensure this is kept up-to-date. Ensure trained CUSU presence at all relevant such University-run events. A MORE ASSERTIVE PUBLIC IMAGE in the face of hostile media coverage. DIRECT CONTACT with schools to debunk key myths including: Cost of studying in Cambridge; Range of social backgrounds of Cambridge students; as part of an information pack aimed directly at teachers. I will also address these issues more explicitly for pupils in the NEW ALTERNATIVE PROSPECTUS. If you have any questions, or would be interested to discuss my analysis, please feel free to get in touch: srw38 @ cam.ac.uk For more information, visit www . Sam For Access . com The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 20|Manifestos Re-Elect Sound Management Adam Colligan Queries? arc53@cam adamcolligan. wordpress.com CUSU VP (SERVICES) As a JCR President, society manager, and chair of CUSU’s last major reform committee, I know the value of experienced people giving their time and skills at Cambridge, where continuity is a struggle. After enjoying a very successful year, I want the opportunity to further develop CUSU professionally. B a c k g r o u n d Selwyn JCR VP/External and JCR President: overhauled financial practices, led past a low in participation, drastically decreased service prices while making capital expenditures Chair, CUSU Development and Planning Committee: Spent a full year auditing CUSU’s functioning, developed a complete overhaul of the Executive and redrafted Constitution Outside CUSU: Inaugural treasurer of the SPS Society and inaugural managing editor of the Cambridge Globalist; interned and then promoted in geopolitical intelligence analysis As your Services Officer: Developed specialist knowledge and skill in dozens of independent areas necessary to function as CUSU’s general manager, troubleshooter, and rules adviser I have implemented the new executive structure for all CUSU activities, empowering our parttime student volunteers with the support of efficient teams and top-level resources and advice I am working to stabilise and better control our business and Ents activities, making tough decisions on staff and contracts and turning a £30k deficit into a net profit in a single year I have strengthened our front-end services, with better IT administration, a new common room database, society storage, training, usable office facilities, a CUR1350 tie-up, and soon more... We are delivering new, more robust operating practice, communication policy, permanent record-keeping, better compliance, and a consistent and effective CUSU message 2 0 0 8 / 2 0 0 9 2 0 0 7 / 2 0 0 8 Cycles of progress and neglect must be replaced by permanent general management, with future officers able to focus on students. With stable income, we can achieve this within a year. With specific experience and more planning time, CUSU events including the Societies Fair can secure improvement where strategy lessons and best practice have failed in the past to stick. We need to work toward the provision of democratic services for common rooms and societies beyond the CUSU Database, including elections, regular training, and access to the right people Behind the scenes, 12 months more skilled and experience-based work on our regulatory compliance, legal status, and basic funding principles will reap CUSU real long-term rewards. The Union we need doesn’t just buy new equipment or get more through the door on a club night. It acts professionally inside and outside the University, gains the respect of its members and partners, and attracts and retains talent and experience. I want to be the change I ask for in our Union. KAUR ADAMSON for Welfare & Graduates Officer “As a former Welfare Officer on my College JCR I have a firm understanding of various welfare issues and know how to tackle them. My three-year experience working for CUSU LBGT (Treasurer, Reps Co-ordinator and Socials Officer) has provided me with detailed insight into the running of CUSU. I will work towards providing real, relevant and necessary advice to students in Cambridge.” Mental Health x x x x One in four students will experience a mental health problem whilst at University, yet so often the illness goes undiagnosed. I will promote awareness of mental health issues, so that people can seek for the help they need. I will establish a college based counselling network to provide help and encouragement in addition to the oversubscribed University Counselling Service. I will organise a Mental Health Awareness Week to increase mental health awareness through fun events. Sexual Health x x x Many students do not take the risks associated with unprotected sex seriously enough. I will continue to promote safer sex, organise talks and campaigns about STDs in colleges, increase the availability of free condoms, dental dams, lubricant and pregnancy tests and to reach out to students during club nights (Sexperts) I will organise a Sexual Health Awareness Week and work closely with local dHIVerse to promote greater awareness on AIDS/HIV Working with College JCR/MCR Welfare Officers x x x x College Welfare Officers are a vital source of information to many students and therefore need to be trained professionally. I will run regular College JCR/MCR Welfare Officers’ meetings and training. I will work towards establishing, maintaining and improving Peer Support Networks in every college. I will undertake an accommodation survey to investigate graduate, student parent and fourthyear accommodation and to equalise the accommodation costs across Cambridge. Personal Safety x x x The Cambridge “bubble” might seem to be a very safe place, however accidents and unpleasant incidents take place more often that you might think I will raise awareness on drink spiking, cycling safety, sexual harassment, assault and drug addiction. I will increase the availability of Attack Alarm. KAUR ADAMSON for Awareness, Support and Action Re-elect ANDREA WALKO I am the current CUSU Welfare & Graduates Officer and I love my job. In the last year, I’ve done my best to help as many students as possible. If you give me the chance, I will do it all over again but with more experience and even more enthusiasm! CAMPAIGNS I believe… that CUSU should be leading campaigns for equal welfare provision in each college and raising awareness of issues that affect Cambridge students. I have… supported, led and organised Week 5, Mental Health Awareness, Sexual Health Outreach and ‘Love your Body’ Campaigns over the past two terms, as well as planned de-stressing and alcohol-awareness campaigns for the future. Behind the scenes I have also begun work on providing college nurses for colleges that don’t have them, been highly involved in improving study skills provisions for students, and worked on the student response to the Review of Graduate Education. I will… work with student-led campaigns, providing time experience and expertise for whichever issues students wish to tackle. I will work with the NUS on their Free Prescriptions for Students campaign, making it relevant to Cambridge. I also promise to continue my campaign to get students in every college access to a nurse. INDIVIDUAL STUDENT SUPPORT I believe… Cambridge is a stressful place to study and live. Sometimes things go wrong and that is when CUSU is there to help! I have… been trained as a caseworker, written CUSU policies concerning confidentiality and equal opportunities, and dedicated myself to every student who has needed my help. I will… continue to provide non-directional, confidential support and information, and ALWAYS make this my priority. COORDINATION I believe… that the work of part-time CUSU and college officers is vital to the running of campaigns and the provision of welfare support within the university. I have… supported the work of college and CUSU welfare officers, organised their training and provided both consultation and resources at any time. I will… continue to provide leadership to the part-time officers, whilst allowing them the space and resources to direct their own campaigns. UNIVERSITY RELATIONS I believe… that we should continue working with the university on schemes that will have a positive impact on student welfare (e.g. study skills and equal opportunities for students with disabilities). However, CUSU should not be scared of disagreeing with the university so that students’ voices may be heard and important issues raised. I have… used common sense and a desire to put students’ needs first when dealing with university officials in committees and informal meetings. I will… continue to cooperate with the university when it is beneficial to the students but let them know that CUSU is still there to hold them to account. However, I refuse to disagree with university officials for the sake of disagreeing with them. Welfare & Graduates Officer The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Manifestos|21 VOTEȱEmiliaȱMelvilleȱandȱStevenȱBlandȱforȱ ETHICALȱANDȱENVIRONMENTALȱAFFAIRSȱ RHIAN KEYSE For Women’s Officer Representation: • I want the Women’s Union to reflect the diversity of women at Cambridge, and to appreciate that not all women face the same difficulties. o We’ve had an active Black and Asian women’s campaign this year, and I would continue to support it in the future – with the Black Students’ Campaign – so that the Women’s Union is truly democratic. o I want to make the voices of LBGT women heard, and to encourage those who self-define as female to take an active part in the Women’s Union. o I want to raise the profile of Women’s Council, and make it an inclusive and accessible space where all women feel that their views are listened to, not just a few Women’s Officers. • I would be an accessible and supportive point of contact for any woman within the University wishing to seek advice, support, or to share ideas. Emilia Melville 3rd Year Engineering, King’s College Having been involved in environmental groups since my first year, including a term as president of CUECS (CU Environmental Consulting Society), being involved in setting up the Cambridge Climate Coalition and organising the recent climate changes conference, and being on the steering committee for the GoGreener campaign, I feel that the role of CUSU Ethical and Environmental Affairs Chair is vital to coordinating and supporting the work of many ethical groups in Cambridge, and that I am well placed to continue the excellent work done by our predecessors. Steven Bland 2nd Year Geography, St Catharine’s College My post as JCR Environmental Officer 2007-8 and active involvement on the Go Greener Steering Committee has given me an involved understanding of the challenges and exciting prospects ahead for real ethical and environmental change in Cambridge. Adapting an Environmental Policy and setting up an Environmental Committee; involving close negotiation with college authorities at St. Catharine’s, has equipped me with the experience necessary for the Ethical Affairs Chair. PRINCIPLES We believe that: x the privilege of being a student in Cambridge University gives us an opportunity to have a significant impact on the world, and a responsibility to think about its ethical consequences. x the role of CUSU ethical and environmental affairs is to challenge as many students as possible to think about this impact, and to improve the environmental and ethical performance of the university. AIMS: To sustain and support a large community of ethically active students, by: x running social events such as film showings and discussion groups x developing strong working teams, both centrally and in colleges x being an active member organisation of the Cambridge Climate Coalition To develop a coherent strategy in collaboration with other groups, x considering our role as Cambridge students in rising to the ethical challenges of the wider world x x x Change: • I would be an active voice for change on University committees; I aim to be a visible campaigning presence. o Women are often not achieving as highly as men. We need to investigate women’s broader experiences at Cambridge – not just academic ones, to find out why. If elected, I would undertake a widespread survey and use this evidence to put pressure on the University. o I will strive for more support and facilities for students with caring responsibilities, particularly student mothers. I will promote the Family Society and meet with student parents to find out what they really want. o I want to combat the unwillingness of colleges to deal appropriately with pregnant students – a blanket degrading policy is not appropriate. • Sexual violence and harassment o Lobby Colleges for better Tutor awareness and training. o Press the University Counselling Service to provide a sexual trauma specialist. • Actively fundraise for and publicise women’s organisations: local charities such as Cambridge Rape Crisis and Cambridge Women’s Aid, and also national initiatives such as Breast Cancer Care, and End Violence Against Women. drawing on the academic expertise and brainpower in Cambridge To improve the environmental sustainability of CUSU’s own operations. To ensure that efforts to convert the Ethical Affairs Chair into a Sabbatical position are successful for the 2009-2010 tenure. CAMPAIGNS: Build on and strengthen current Ethical Affairs campaigns, including GoGreener Campaign: x Achieving measurable reductions in Colleges’ Carbon Dioxide emissions. x Setting up college teams to maintain the campaigns current momentum. Ethical Investment: x Working with CSAAT to comprehensively prevent College Arms Trade Investment. x Extending the campaign to include climatechange related investment decisions. Real food: x Working with existing JCR student representatives to help college catering companies increase the availability of local, organic, vegetarian, vegan and fair-trade foodstuffs. Experience: • Women’s Union Executive Committee Welfare Officer • Trinity Hall Women’s Officer. • Member of the Cambridge Rape Crisis management committee, and involved in the campaign to resurrect the centre. • President of the Trinity Hall Southern African Fund for Education. • Trinity Hall Amnesty International representative. ȱ Theȱ positionȱ ofȱ Women’sȱ Officerȱ isȱ vitalȱ forȱ theȱ wellȬbeingȱ ofȱ students,ȱ andȱ Iȱ willȱ bringȱ limitlessȱ dedication,ȱ enthusiasm,ȱandȱanȱintenseȱhandsȬonȱ approachȱ toȱ theȱ job.ȱ Iȱ amȱ devotedȱ toȱ identifyingȱ andȱ challengingȱ obstaclesȱ andȱ inequalitiesȱ facedȱ byȱ womenȱ inȱ Cambridgeȱ andȱ worldwide,ȱ andȱ willȱ doȱsoȱasȱWomen’sȱOfficer.ȱ ȱ Cambridgeȱ womenȱ faceȱ farȱ fewerȱ obstaclesȱtoȱachievementȱthanȱinȱmanyȱ otherȱplaces.ȱYetȱsomeȱinequalitiesȱstillȱ exist:ȱȱ H Inȱ Cambridge:ȱ Menȱ getȱ moreȱ firstȱ classȱ degreesȱ andȱ women’sȱ sportsȱ societiesȱ oftenȱ getȱ lessȱ funding,ȱ facilitiesȱandȱpublicity.ȱȱ H Inȱ Society:ȱ It’sȱ theȱ WU’sȱ responsibilityȱ toȱ dealȱ withȱ societyȬ wideȱ issuesȱ whichȱ oftenȱ disproportionatelyȱ affectȱ women:ȱ eatingȱ disorders,ȱ sexualȱ harassment,ȱ rape,ȱ negativeȱ bodyȱ imageȱ andȱ objectificationȱ ofȱ womenȱ areȱ allȱ presentȱ inȱ Cambridge,ȱ andȱ mustȱ beȱ addressed. Myȱ threeȱ yearsȱ inȱ Cambridgeȱ haveȱ beenȱ brimmingȱ withȱ involvementȱinȱtheȱWomen’sȱUnion.ȱIȱhaveȱbeenȱelectedȱtoȱtheȱ Women’sȱ Executiveȱ Committeeȱ positionsȱ ofȱ Internationalȱ Women’sȱOfficerȱandȱGenderȱMattersȱOfficer,ȱasȱwellȱasȱtheȱ beingȱ theȱ Newnhamȱ Collegeȱ Women’sȱ Officer.ȱ Fromȱ thisȱ experience,ȱ Iȱ haveȱ aȱ workingȱ knowledgeȱ ofȱ theȱ Womenȇsȱ UnionȱandȱCUSU.ȱȱ H Iȱ amȱ aȱ foundingȱ memberȱ andȱ coordinatorȱ ofȱ theȱ Newnhamȱ Feministȱ Shebang,ȱ aȱ genderȱ discussionȱ groupȱ widelyȱ attendedȱbyȱstudentsȱacrossȱtheȱUniversity.ȱ H ThroughȱmyȱinvolvementȱinȱCambridgeȱStudentsȱAgainstȱtheȱ Armsȱ Trade,ȱ Iȱ haveȱ significantȱ experienceȱ organizingȱ fundraisersȱ andȱ campaigns,ȱ includingȱ aȱ largeȬscaleȱ demonstrationȱagainstȱcollegeȱarmsȱinvestments.ȱ H Iȱ haveȱ beenȱ activeȱ inȱ Women’sȱ Council,ȱ proposingȱ motionsȱ addressingȱ womenȱ inȱ Darfur,ȱ genderȱ inequalityȱ inȱ Cambridge,ȱtransgenderȱrightsȱandȱmore…ȱ H Iȱ haveȱ organizedȱ stallsȱ andȱ filmȱ screeningsȱ forȱ Internationalȱ Women’sȱ Week,ȱ cocktailȱ andȱ acousticȱ nightsȱ forȱ Loveȱ Yourȱ BodyȱDay,ȱStopȱViolenceȱAgainstȱWomenȱandȱNoȱDietȱDay. TheȱroleȱofȱWomen’sȱOfficerȱhasȱ aȱ vastȱ potentialȱ toȱ impactȱ positivelyȱ onȱ theȱ experiencesȱ ofȱ allȱstudentsȱregardlessȱofȱgender.ȱ Iȱ willȱ bringȱ theȱ Women’sȱ Unionȱ toȱtheȱnextȱlevel,ȱmakingȱitȱmoreȱ dynamicȱandȱbringingȱitȱcloserȱtoȱ theȱstudentȱbodyȱwith:ȱȱ H Aȱ highȬprofileȱ feministȱ lectureȱ seriesȱ H Anȱ extravagantȱ Rapeȱ Crisisȱ Centreȱbenefitȱȱ H Aȱ revitalizedȱ Women’sȱ Unionȱ publication.ȱ H Speciallyȱ designatedȱ Openȱ Women’sȱ Councilȱ Meetingsȱ toȱ increaseȱ theȱ transparencyȱ andȱ accessibilityȱ ofȱ theȱ Women’sȱ Union.ȱ H Anȱ evaluationȱ ofȱ theȱ needsȱ ofȱ studentȱ parents,ȱ studentsȱ fromȱ ethnicȱ andȱ religiousȱ minoritiesȱ andȱ transȱ womenȱ inȱ orderȱ toȱ makeȱ theȱ Women’sȱ Unionȱ asȱ diverseȱasȱpossible.ȱ The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 22|Manifestos VOTE EMILY HAMMERTON-BARRY FOR HIGHER EDUCATION FUNDING OFFICER WHY ME? For the past year I have been actively involved in Cambridge campaigns for free education. Ria Hylton for Mental Health Awareness Officer Resources WHAT WILL I DO? Cambridge has a dynamic and well resourced network of services which support students with personal problems throughout their academic career. However, they need more effective advertising. Consistent and constant promotion within the College system and across the University is needed so they can be made good use of. As Mental health officer I would make it my primary role to see to the continuous publicity of services such as Linkline and the Cambridge Counselling Service. Supporting the Welfare Officer throughout the academic year and meeting regularly with College Welfare Officers, I would ensure constant exposure for the Mental Health Awareness events. Make CUSU an active force for change in a nationwide campaign against government reforms by setting up communication channels between CUSU and student voices up and down the country. Academic Network I have a clear agenda for the important year ahead and am already aware of the crucial issues we face in 2008. I am passionate and dedicated to creating equal opportunity to education regardless of background or income. Continue to help organise and run free education campaigns in Cambridge and ensure that all students are aware of the facts and implications of the financial issues that face them. Make information on fee status and opportunities for financial support easily available for all who wish to access it, including grants, bursaries and sponsorship. Organise public protests both within and outside the university to expose the frightening position of mounting debt that students are now faced with. I will be visible, vocal and vigorous in my fight for the reintroduction of a high quality, free education for all students. WHAT IS MY VISION? Abolition of fees and unfair rates for international students and an end to economic segregation in education. A stop to the marketisation of education: return university agendas to the needs of education not profit. A world-class, free education system available for everyone through all stages of education. The reintroduction of living grants and an open, student-centred education system. ANY QUESTIONS? FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME: [email protected] FREE, HIGH QUALITY EDUCATION FOR ALL Cambridge has a strong ACADEMIC NETWORK that could be more effectively developed in relation to student welfare. Supervisors are a main and regular point of call in areas of academic life. I will work with other CUSU Officers to persuade College authorities to encourage and support supervisors in promoting greater autonomy in our education, and awareness of the stresses and issues to which supervisors need to be sensitive. This face to face support is vital for dealing with individual problems within the student population. Community Our greatest resources are the PEOPLE around us. College communities could be of great use in encouraging students to ask for help when in need. As Mental Health Awareness Officer, I will look to encourage an Under-Grad scheme where Graduate students could be linked to a number of Undergraduate students in offering advice on dealing with workload and the pressures of an Undergraduate degree. By encouraging interaction across age groups and subjects, Cambridge students can lead a life of CONFIDENCE where education – not issues of mental health – is the focus of our institution. An Active Union I believe people are most content when they feel in control of their environment. In CREATING an active campaigning student community we can restore AUTONOMY amongst our student union bodies. Financial issues are key contributors in the breakdown of many students’ mental health. As an active member of the Part-Time Exec and a voting member in CUSU Council, I will speak out against tuition fees and campaign for free education. CUSU as a political body needs to develop a more dynamic authority on student issues. By encouraging and sustaining an atmosphere in which students feel open to voice and act on their ideas, CUSU can empower students, providing an environment in which individuals feel SUPPORTED, REPRESENTED and CONFIDENT in a their student union. I wish to be a part of this progress. Student welfare FIRST. Kathryn Maude for Target Campaigns Officer What do I stand for? ɿ Free education is both a fundamental human right and a necessity in Access terms. Introducing finance into our education takes the emphasis away from learning for its own sake. In addition, the developing two-tier system of high and low cost degrees dramatically effects the Access situation. Poorer students will naturally be drawn to cheaper courses and as they have paid less, they will be doomed to poorer quality education. This must not be the case. ɿ I believe that everyone in the UK, regardless of ethnicity or family background, should be given an equal chance to participate in top-quality higher education. ɿ I stand for a strong, campaigning, democratic CUSU that will fight for the issues that matter to students. We care about fees, ethical investment and college rent hikes, so CUSU as a body must reflect this and campaign for change. What would I do? ɿ Continue the excellent work already begun by helping to organise the Target Campaign, shadowing schemes and open days, working as an active member of the Access and Funding Team. ɿ Communicate with other elite universities to create joint target campaigns to widen access not only to Cambridge but to top universities in general. ɿ Educate students in the importance of Access schemes – it is unacceptable that some people still believe Cambridge should not be open to all. Diversity in the university can only benefit our education. ɿ Liaise with other CUSU members, JCRs and students to create a strong campaign for free education. Why me? ɿ I went to a Northern comprehensive school and I would not have applied to Cambridge without being involved in Access schemes – I know what it’s like to be scared of applying. ɿ I have given talks at my school, trying to dispel the Cambridge myth. This will help me to encourage students to go out into schools in their areas and do the same. ɿ I took part in the successful CUSU shadowing scheme, so I am aware of the organisational challenges involved. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 Manifestos|23 NUS delegates: Gemma Steinhart Mark Wolfson Ed Maltby Edmund Mustill Adam Colligan Ant Bagshaw Grey Baker Adina Judy Bernstein Duncan Crowe Richard Braude Joe Wilson Sarah Infante Mark Fletcher Charlotte Richer Hammad Parwaiz Emily Hammerton-Barry Yuval Elani Lucy McMahon Will Wearden Experienceinencouragingandhelping studentsinapplyingtoCambridge. ForTargetCampaignsofficer TheaimofCambridgeUniversityaccessoffice Ǧ ǣǤǤͳȌ ʹȌ Ǥ Ǥ ǡ Ǯ ǯ Ǥ Ǥ ǡ Ǥ Ǥ Ǥ Myexperienceofbeingonbothsidesofthe schools. ǡ MyparticularinterestwouldbetoincreaseandimproveTargetVisitsto Ǥ ǡ Ǥ fenceȂ ǡ Ǥ Mark Wolfson ‘Open Portfolio’ - C.U.S.U. Affiliations Officer _____________________________ Making C.U.S.U. Relevant Our Student Union should reflect the needs and the demands of the student body it represents, and this can be achieved through our Union’s affiliations. Currently, C.U.S.U. is affiliated with the National Union of Students and the UK Council for International Student Affairs. What will this role entail? This role would entail the preparation of reports on the suitability of our affiliations to these two organisations to the C.U.S.U. Executive and Council, with recommendations for further action. Moreover, this position would have a more proactive, educative role in informing the student body of the consequences of such actions. Does the C.U.S.U. Executive need this position? Frankly, yes! Our N.U.S. affiliation fees amount to an annual £10,000 expenditure. Cambridge students need to know whether they are getting value for this money, and students need to be informed of the benefits they gain from such affiliations. This position can also be used to explore promising opportunities to affiliate with alternative organisations. What experience can I bring to the position? Last year, I was elected as an N.U.S. Delegate for Cambridge University; I have seen first hand the role of the National Union of Students. I have been on various committees within Cambridge, and I am hoping to work with the next C.U.S.U. President to ensure that we fully interact with these organisations to get the best deal for Cambridge Students! Vote for a relevant C.U.S.U. FILM The Cambridge Student | 21/02/08 Email: [email protected] Photo: image.net No Comedy From Old Men Cinematic giants Freeman and Nicholson scrape the bucket in this flaccid comedy Gerard Corvin The Bucket List (12A, 97 mins) ★★☆☆☆ A ccordingto The Bucket List, the prospect of dying of cancer is a laugh riot – epiphanic life-fulfilment in- cluded. Such schlock might have been palatable had the movie not been so terminally unfunny. Jack Nicholson plays a millionaire cancer patient who, through an unconvincing script contrivance, ends up sharing a hospital room with a worldly-wise mechanic, played by Morgan Freeman (providing yet another sentimental voice-over). Whilst Freeman’s soothing intonations could imbue humour and pathos into a documentary about penguin migration, even he can’t convince us of the worthiness of Nicholson’s womanising, emotionally-retarded Edward. The film is an unabashed buddy comedy and it is the winning combination of these two screen titans that sells it. Despite not looking his best, the bald and saggy-skinned Nicholson is still among the most gifted of actors in timing, nuance and his ability to seamlessly switch from comedy to sobriety. The trouble is, this movie doesn’t know what tone it’s after, and some of Nicholson’s wisecracks come off like the unwelcome quips of a sleazy uncle at a funeral. The whole terminal illness scenario seems to exist solely so that Edward and Carter can devise a list of things to do before they kick the bucket. This sends the geriatric duo off on a jaunt around the globe and the movie turns into a tiresome travelogue of Nicholson and Freeman having fun whilst we’re left stranded in transit. One moment they are motorcycling across the Great Wall, the next they’re halfway up Kilimanjaro, and rather than having these magnificent locations affect the characters in any meaningful way, Nicholson and Freeman seem to wander through them with the nonchalance of a pair who have a hefty paycheque rather than their own mortality awaiting them. There is something quite unsettling about the message of Rob Reiner’s film. On the one hand, it is good to see Hollywood countering the ageism of the slough of recent comedies that have relegated OAPs to either foul-mouthed cranks or drooling vegetables. Yet, for a film that involves hospital overcrowding and the unequal medical treatment of an affluent bozo and a blue-collar mechanic, there is very little done to address America’s health care crisis. Hard luck for those not rich enough to escape the misery of a hospital ward. The Bucket List ffers precious little human reality amid the swill Currently in cinemas is The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly, a film which also centres on a character’s awareness of his imminent, equally unexpected death. Its almost completely paralysed protagonist has a rather more modest bucket list. At one point he reflects that he would be the happiest of men if only he could swallow his own saliva. By comparison, this Bucket List offers precious little human reality amid the swill of cheap sentiment and even cheaper humour. nominations arE noW opEn Cambridge University Students’ Union ElEctions Tune in to CUR1350 for up to the minute radio coverage of the CUSU elections, featuring all of the latest news and mp3 downloads from the website - www.cur1350.co.uk and 1350AM www.cusu.cam.ac.uk/union/elections What do you stand for? |25 The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Photos: Courtesy of Paul Sullivan PR Vincent Dance Theatre Do you think you could be anaemic? The Medical Research Council (MRC) is looking for women to participate in a research study looking at iron absorption. You must be: o Aged 18-45 o Not pregnant or breastfeeding o Generally healthy (but with low iron levels) o Willing to attend our centre in Cambridge on 4 occasions o Willing to give blood samples You’ll be compensated for your time and reasonable travel expenses. For more information and anaemia screening please contact: [email protected]. Tel: 01223 426356 Charlotte Vincent talks to Sarah Wilkinson about her latest dance projects, her divorce and where she gets her inspiration from L ike another internationally renowned choreographer of dance theatre, Mathew Bourne, Charlotte Vincent didn’t initially train in dance. She graduated from Sheffield University with a degree in English and Drama, yet now guests all over the world as a choreographer, collaborator and director of her own company – Vincent Dance Theatre. Her work has gathered an almost cult following over the past 14 years – largely owing to her bold experiments exploring and breaking the conventions of theatre and contemporary dance. You call your company very specifically a dance theatre company, not just a dance company. Is this what differentiates you from other contemporary dance companies? I think it’s the work that differentiates us. When we perform, it is rarely using dance in isolation; it usually involves us engaging on stage with live music, or texts, or what some people might call “acting.” We see performance as an all-round thing and our performances are usually grounded in some sort of reality. Your website cites one of the companies’ aims as “challenging conventional expectations of what dance can be.” Could you explain this? I think that dance as an art is often seen as being quite abstract and poetic - something that doesn’t really include the dark underbelly of life, and focuses on form. Whilst we have a very clear structure and form, our work is more about the human side of representation – representing things that have meaning for us, as a company and for the people that come to see our work. You say “we” and “us” a lot. Do you see your works as a collaborative effort? Yes. The performers that I have worked with are all individual people and I try hard to bring out their individual voices. It is not that kind of company where everyone is a clone of the choreographer! I am very keen on audiences knowing something about those who are performing for them. I think that often dance doesn’t seem to be about individuals, but about making these abstract shapes on the stage. My work is more about looking at the events I want to take place and finding a connection with the given landscape or environment. So is the set a priority for you? Yes. To me the set or environment is very important. Saying that, in this double bill the first piece, Test Run, is very deliberately set on an empty stage. There are a lot of jokes about how usually we work with more people and how normally there are big sets, and it is all very extravagant and visually interesting etc. I wanted to see what would happen if we took all that away. ‘Our work is about the human side of representation - things that have meaning’ And what did happen? What happened was that the impetus became about the interplay between the music and the dance, which is actually something I have been exploring for a long time. What about your new work – Don’t Look at Me Now Mummy? Well, this is very much a theatre piece – there is no dance in it at all. It’s very much physical comedy. Where did the inspiration for this piece come from? In the past you have used your own personal experiences to shape your works, not least your own divorce for Broken Chords in 2006… I think the inspiration for this is partly derived from me reaching forty and not having had children. As an artist we make choices – either to make babies or make art and although I have chosen to make art for quite a long time, I am beginning to think about the ideas of having or, at least, not having had children… So what does the piece involve? Well, I don’t want to give too much away… It’s set in a very messy kitchen and it deals with the woman attempting to get herself physically together to perform whilst being distracted by these ideas about children…If you strip it down it’s primarily about presence and absence. It’s about questioning whether you want to be on stage or not, whether you want to continue on along the same line in life… It sounds as though you are revealing a more individualised side of the same questions you raised in your piece Punch Drunk in 2004 - about what it means to be a performer and to devote your life to the theatre? Yes, I suppose. It’s not as theatrical as Punch Drunk. It’s equally as dark and as humorous in some ways, but it’s not as extravagant. It’s much more about someone lost in their own imagination really; someone trying to hold a certain frame together. How important do you think the elements of humour are for these tragic pieces? I don’t think you can have tragedy without humour or else you get too earnest. With every dark patch you have to shed some light on it and visa versa. Humour has in fact become quite a mainstay in the work that I make. Is that because many of your pieces are based on tragic events or emotions? Well, I am interested in the idea that in a performance we build up the audience, only to pull them down again. That’s the thing about Don’t Look at Me Now Mummy – it’s very uncomfortable and you never know really whether you should be laughing at this woman or with her, or not at all. So what is your main objective when you are creating a piece? I like to lead the audience on an emotional journey. I am also always aware that it is a very human transaction going on between the audience and those people performing for them. I guess I am interested in questioning why we want to watch people and more importantly, why do we, as dancers, want to entertain people and jump around for them? I think it will take a lifetime of research to answer those questions, but I’m working on it. ‘It’s about presence and absence’ And finally, if you were writing a history of 21st century dance 100 years down the line, what would you like to say your company had contributed? Blimey, that’s a big question! I think on the tombstone of the company it would say something like “they tried hard” or “they Vincent Dance Theatre are performing Test Run and Don’t Look at Me Now Mummy at The Junction on Thursday 6th March. Tel: 01223 511 511 or visit www.junction.co.uk for more details or to book tickets. THEATRE The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tragic beauty Edward Rowett Romeo and Juliet ★★★★☆ ADC Theatre 26 Feb- 1st February, 19:45 £7/ £9, £8/ £10 An unusual but effective Rome another. Alastair Roberts gives us an unexpectedly awkward Romeo, who always seems slightly ill at ease with himself and those around him. It is an unusual, but highly effective portrayal, presenting Romeo as an gauche teenager overwhelmed by the first throes of love. Lizzie Crarer is also an excellent Juliet, feisty at first, but gradually subdued by the forces conspiring against her. Featherstone steals the show: a ball of crude, mad energy The band of Montagues is the production’s strongest suit, sharing a wonderfully blokeish chemistry. Oli Robinson is excellent as Benvolio, and Will Featherstone steals the show as Mercutio. A ball of crude, mad energy (he wrings every drop of filth from his lines), his desper- Poetry In Motion Jessi Savage-Hanford Ted and Sylvia in Cambridge ★★★★☆ Newnham Old Labs 22-23rd February R arely is it in Cambridge that theatre audiences are treated to the type of cross between poetry reading and dramatic sequence which the Newnham Players were offering this past weekend, in commemoration of what would have been, had she lived: Sylvia Plath’s 75th year. It is even more seldom that such a unique performance written by former Oxford professor Bernard Richards, depicting two of the twentieth century’s most important poets, can be skilfully carried off by a cast who collectively possess such little previous acting experience. That is if one is to believe the (frankly unconvincing) programme notes where, it seems, all acting credits stopped with primary school as, ultimately: Jen Wainwright and Sophie Rashbrook as the two Sylvia’s and Dom Rustecki and Atli Stannard as the two Ted Hughes’s did a fantastic job. I may be somewhat biased having fallen in love with Plath’s poetry at a young age, and, more recently with Hughes’ (and therefore the prospect of enjoying an evening hearing nothing but fragments of their verse, letters and journal extracts was one which I couldn’t resist) but the strong presence of the actors and the simple but fluid way they utilized a basic set, depicting, in both a poignant and unexpectedly comic manner, a brief chronology of the two lovers’ Plath performing Chaucer to a field of cows lives, is highly commendable. What was particularly interesting about this performance is how it initially seemed to treat the two poets as case studies, but then allowed them to take over, using their words to place their written works in context. The text was also rendered in such a way as to make conversations between the two (through the interplay of their letters or poems) naturalistic and convincing, and, indeed, largely comic, such as with the incident of the two arguing with a spirit over the Ouija board, or Plath performing Chaucer to a field of cows. Of central importance, however, which Richards was keen to stress in conversation after the performance, was the relationship between the two and how their individual influences fed into each others work, in the “unfolding narrative context” portrayed, as well as the importance of actually hearing the poetry spoken out loud (something which Hughes himself both encouraged and encompassed during his lifetime). It would seem appropriate to end with a quotation from either of the two, but, like Richards’ performance, what the audience was shown was that both Hughes’ and Plaths’ works are simply too rich to single down to one overriding literary particular. Perhaps it is this point that is the strongest of the play: its most valuable contribution was to make you want to go home and read some more poetry (rather an exceptional result of drama!) as you were, in- Photos: Dylan spebcer-Davidson T his week the Swan Theatre Company brings Shakespeare’s most famous tragedy to the ADC in blockbuster form. With a large cast and a gorgeous set, Rob Icke’s production is one of almost professional standards, which honours its commitment to strip the play back to its basic form. There are no radical reinterpretations here, rather a straightforward performance of a classic text. The most striking feature is the vigour Icke brings to the text; no matter how well we know the story, everything here seems immediate and vital. One particularly successful set piece has the stage plunged into darkness, while Mercutio and friends crash around with torches, allowing us to share the excitement and exuberance of their daring trip to the Capulet party. Another highlight is the relocation of the end of Act 1 to the courtyard of the Capulet’s house; we never see the party, just the occasional overspill of revellers, and an endless stream of waiters pouring in and out. The most notable consequence is that Romeo and Juliet’s first sight of each other is not a glimpse across a crowded dance floor, but rather a face to face encounter in an empty courtyard. It is a beautifully effective moment, the two young lovers struck dumb by the sight of one ate desire to win his best friend back from the encroaching passions of love is palpable, in spite of all his machismo, and his perfectly judged death is arguably the production’s most powerful moment. The show is not flawless; there are a few weak links in the cast, and it can be only be hoped that the moving bed can be repaired, as the troupe of stage hands carrying it on and off spoilt the mood a little. These are minor quibbles, however, in what is an excellent and highly recommended production. Intense Ibsen Ruth Halkon Hedda Gabler ★★★★☆ Corpus Playroom 26 Feb - 1st March, 19:00 £4/£5.50 B eautiful, bored, and unhealthily obsessed with guns, Hedda makes her own entertainment – through destroying the lives of those around her, and having her own life destroyed in the process. HATS’s production of Ibsen’s Hedda Gabler, directed by Isabel Taylor, is powerful, intense and gripping throughout, exploring the dark side of human nature and the lure of insanity. From her first entrance, Hedda’s (Molly Goyar Gorman) potent presence electrified the play, instantly overshadowing the stage with her powerfully projected boredom and frustration. Veering convincingly between dangerous sweetness and manic hysteria, at once loving friend and destructive vandal, Gorman captures perfectly the many sides of this complex character. The other cast members did not fade into the background however; with strong performances from Joe Bunker as Hedda’s husband, a dull, devoted academic – the butt of jokes about academia which provide the main humour of this dark play, and Monty d’Inverno as the manipulative, sardonic Judge Brack. Emma Lofflar’s Thea Elvsted, Hedda’s bullied former classmate and unwitting nemesis, was sweet and timid, without being annoying or saccharine, and her emotion over reprobate lover Eilert Loevberg (Stefan Haselwimmer) was genuinely touching. The Corpus Playroom is a notoriously difficult space to act in, yet it was perfect for the intimacy of the bourgeois drawing room on stage – intimacy heightened by the relative smallness of the audience. Sound and lighting were the play’s only real weak points; the tinkling piano music between acts clashing with the production as a whole, while the lighting did not convey effectively the changes in time which are essential to the play. That said, the final gunshot sent shockwaves through the audience, disturbing them almost as much as it did the convincingly hysterical cast. Dark, tense, thrilling, and thought provoking, Taylor’s Hedda Gabler is not to be missed. |26-27 The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Theatrical Thoughts Photos: Virginia Corless With tales of old ‘Dulcitius’ brings the violence of death and the wonder of miracle to the ADC stage Escaping the void I n a time of martyrdoms in the name of Allah and sacrifices of soul to the atheist void, how can we bring the necessary themes of faith, extremism, and martyrdom onto the stage? Theatre without violence might be considered weak and untrue, as so many of the themes that shape our time centre on war and grief, suicide bombs and subjugation. But how can we capture the finality and tragedy of a life ended on a stage, when all involved know the actor lying dead will rise again in the next blackout, that the stage blood will wash off in the dressing room sink, that the cries of grief will turn to laughter in the postshow celebrations? Here the gods of old have left us to our own means Enacting violence and death on stage is an ancient challenge; indeed the Greek playwrights of old were wise enough to place such acts off stage, with messengers arriving to tell the tales of melting flesh, severed limbs, and heroic deaths. Now in the age of films in which death is portrayed in perfect detail and unrelenting realism, what place does stage death have? The same questions haunt the other side of the sublime: just as death challenges the limits of theatre, so too does the miraculous. How can events outside of nature, acts that reorder the universe shifting time and place, motive and consequence, divine and human, be meaningfully portrayed on a stage of wood and metal? This week at the ADC a play embraces both of these challenges, as a dynamic ensemble performs Dulcitius, a play of the dark ages written by Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, a 10th century Saxon nun who wrote wonderful stories of miracles and martyrdom. Dulcitius is a story of persecution, faith, fidelity, extremism, torture, generosity, dogmatism, and sacrifice, an echo from our own distant past of modern struggles with religious extremism. But how to tell a tale of miracles in a modern society often claimed to be bereft of the divine? For here the gods of old have abandoned their intimacy with the world and leave us to our own means. In one answer to these questions – the uncertainties of modern theatre in a demon-haunted world - the director and cast of Dulcitius explore the ancient tradition of storytelling. The actors invite the audience into the process of conjuring miracle stories of the past, family mythologies, and scientific tales. By embracing the act of telling, scenes of violence may be paired with the cleansing rituals that must follow their performance, and the act of death becomes as rich in meaning when an actor rises again to resume life in another role as in the moment of her symbolic death. This engagement with the mean- The uncertainties of modern theatre in a demon haunted world ing of the act of performance in addition to the meaning of that which is performed touches on the very soul of the theatre: that this play tonight is different than that on any night to come, for it is conjured in the moment, by the actors alive on that stage at the very instant of performance, by the dreams and fears and expectations of the individuals in the audience, by the conjunction of a few thousand words,a few hundred people, and a few hours of time to create a living memory of a shared mythology. And so, free from dead feet shuffling in darkness, Dulcitius returns to the roots of human imagination to conjure a world of miracles, to an ancient age that illuminates our own. This week a story of the sublime is won from void – rescued from the forgetfulness of time and the dissolution of memory. Dulcitius by Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim will be showing at the ADC Theatre 5-8 March, 23:00. £5/4 Wed, Thur £6/5 Fri, Sat. www.dulcitius.co.uk A udiences feel they almost own a part of Romeo and Juliet. They may expect scenes to played a certain way and feel shortchanged if they’re not. Should a director be influenced by such preconceptions? They can tempt directors to give audiences what they want, playing famous scenes in the celebrated but clichéd way; or to react against that and do something radical. But the first option is bland and the second can be gratuitous and annoying. Received wisdom tells you to ignore audience preconceptions. Once you enter a rehearsal, it’s just you and the text. Reassuringly, this week’s R&J promises to “strip down the play in order to re-examine it.” Most of balcony scene achieves the near-impossible by feeling genuinely fresh. Sadly, this makes it all the more galling that the end of the scene is accompanied by gushingly romantic harp music, an unnecessary submission to orthodox and clichéd expectations of the play. But elsewhere, imaginative direction makes up for it, most notably a kiss between Tybalt and Lady Capulet. It comes out of nowhere but its repercussions are powerful. Capulet ordering Tybalt not to fight with Romeo is now about more than keeping peace with the Montagues: it’s an alpha-male struggle. Capulet may suspect the affair, and be trying to put Tybalt back in his place. This gives Tybalt, otherwise a two-dimensional character, a clearer motivation for the anger which leads to Mercutio’s murder. Most of all it informs Bea Walker’s Lady Capulet. Her grief at Tybalt’s death is magnified, and her scenes with Juliet are haunted by the suspicion that she knows exactly what it is like to be unhappily married. There’s a vague, misguided sense amongst many critics and directors that you can find anything you want to find in Shakespeare. All English students have encountered lunatic interpretations and radical productions don’t work if they only aim to be radical. The Tybalt / Lady Capulet kiss works because it doesn’t contradict the text, it highlights what is already there. This production of R&J isn’t faultless but you will hear something in lines you know well that you’ve never noticed before. That’s the hardest thing with Shakespeare but it’s what every director should be striving for. You can’t do it by “reinterpreting” (read “misinterpreting”) the text with willful abandon. You can only work out what the text means for you and think imaginatively about how to convey that to an audience. - A DIRECTOR COMING NEXT WEEK ON THE WEB For the final week of TCS Theatre this term we go beyond the bubble with an insight into English theatre in France, and a feature by the Financial Times’ own theatre critic, Ian Shuttleworth. We also check out Snippets, the Footlight’s Spring Revue and the European Premier of Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean. Check out reviews of this week’s Corpus lateshow, a piece of new writing - Conviction - and of this year’s Medic’s Revue: The Hysterectomy Boys. Get your fill of comedy with reviews of this week’s Smoker and the second Wolfson Howler. Fanatical or frustrated by the reviews? Give your opinions and start a debate by posting on the web. FILM The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] 5 Worst Remakes Ridiculous, uncalled-for or just plain insulting The Shining (1997) No, not the one with Jack Nicholson. Dissatisfied with Kubrick’s beloved 1980 venture, Stephen King retaliated with his own madefor-TV adaptation. This version, unlike Kubrick’s, remains slavishly faithful to the original novel and does allow more room for character development and backstory. Unfortunately, it’s also laborious, painfully uninspired and all but unwatchable. Our roundup of the romantically-themed shorts festival Richard Armstrong T he title of the February Future Shorts round-up this week at the Arts Picturehouse may have evoked Wong Kar-Wai’s blissful take on romantic fortune, but these films demonstrate how various and perplexing are the moods love can take. As always with the Future Shorts roster, the attitudes and aesthetics are rich, colourful, and redolent of all the places and experiences from which they spring. In a Starbucks world, the short form remains a global village of multiform texture and diversity. Directed by Israeli filmmaker Alma Har’el, Elephant Gun (2007) is a lively and vivid music video inspired by Beirut’s recent hit. A ukulele and accordion waltz kicks off a confetti-strewn orgy replete with tactile pleasures and plangent longing. Rapid cutting and a keen sense of metaphor – sea waves and bolts of blue cloth make for a dizzy imaginary realm narrated by an achingly sonorous voice. A young man whose girlfriend has left him stands outside her Tel Aviv apartment, imploring her to return. In Tom Shoval’s The Hungry Heart (2005) the FM radio chat line becomes the modern take on the village matchmaker as Nissim and Etti’s halting reconciliation is encouraged, manipulated and cajoled by the radio host. This is a nicely measured movie. Notice the young man’s anxious look as we hear Etti descend the stairs, and the suspense when the programme takes a commercial break as the couple stand together but alone, each with their own thoughts, leaving the audience on tenterhooks. The short form remains a global village of multiform texture and diversity Love in the age of chat lines is also celebrated in the touching Tolya, Rodeon Brodsky’s 2007 documentary in which a bunch of Belarus construction workers in Israel call their wives and sweethearts on International Women’s Day. Tolya has lost his teeth and when his turn comes to use the public payphone he cannot make himself understood by Natashinka. Only when he resorts to some private language does she get the message. In the final shot, Tolya is seen scuttling down the road like some moth-eaten Charlie Chap- lin to catch the minibus back to work. Behind every great man… Meanwhile in a remote farmstead in Sweden, two people struggle to make each other understand without words in Natan (Jonas Holmstrom and Jonas Bergergård, 2003). Natan is another guest worker stuck in the wrong job and far from home. Fired yet again, this time the kebab store owner takes pity on him and the two misfits go and buy a dog. Then Natan meets Sabina. With its busy hand-held camerawork, this comedy of manners focuses on the painful dislocation foreigners often feel – whether guest workers or overseas students – when they are alone and lonely. Love and desire can be confusing experiences. Set amid the grungy swirl of an inner city housing project, Filip Marczewski’s Melodrama (2005) traces a 14-year-old Polish boy’s longing for his older sister, while the neighbourhood siren wants him to want her. Sensual and desperate by turns, the whole story seems to be contained within a vivid low angle shot of the gaunt apartment block where the boy lives, the camera crazily rotating in time with a bouncing football to enunciate the fraught journey of a damaged soul. On an island off the coast of Brazil a couple of old friends meet up for a weekend of drink, drugs and good food. Salt Kiss (Felipe Gamarano Barbosa, 2006) charts a tense case of male friendship jeopardised by a woman. Its frank scenes of feverish lovemaking make the tropical paradise look like a fallen Eden. This angry faceoff between the libertine host Rogério and his buddy Paulo is only resolved when the two men fight in the water before Rogério gives his friend the kiss of life. Beyond words or explanation, love takes the path of least resistance. La Tartine (Guillaume Colomb and Olivier Derivière, 2004) is an animated film plotting the romantic tryst between the breakfast jam and a lonely slice of bread. Piquantly played out by the coffee pot, the plates, the cutlery and the toaster, this musical extravaganza ends with a match made in heaven. Will this be at long last the bread’s lucky day? Yet despite its vicissitudes, we all keep looking for love. Another French short – On S’Embrasse? (2000) – finds an aspiring actress looking for a partner to rehearse a scene in which a woman leaves her lover. Settling on a lonely guy sitting in the corner of a café, she goes over. They act it out but the scene seems flat. Then he advises her to smile more. They play the scene out again, it picks up and life seems to imitate art. The punch line of Pierre Olivier’s poignant film, underscored by startling subjective camerawork, is priceless. Meanwhile all around them, and all around us, the search continues… Psycho (1998) A shot by shot colour remake of what is perhaps Hitchcock’s most widely-revered film was a bad idea from the start. Unfortunately, director Van Sant failed to imbue this studio-born nightmare with any of his usual imagination, resulting in a finished product that is, in spite of a decent cast, every bit as tepid and offensively redundant as the most cynical Hitchcock fan could expect. Get Carter (2000) The first in a run of 21st century Michael Caine remakes, this is also arguably the least successful. While British cult classics seldom translate well to Hollywood, casting the terminally wooden Sylvester Stallone to fill Michael Caine’s shoes is what really hurts the film. Flat characters, clichéd dialogue and a focus on action rather than human drama result in a watchable, but vastly inferior venture. Swept Away (2002) Whilst Lina Wertmuller’s original assailed bourgeois complacency, Guy Ritchie’s spouse-starring remake broadens the scope to abuse anyone foolhardy enough to watch it. Madonna plays a spoilt heiress, whose luxury cruise is cut short when she’s marooned on a desert island with a rugged deckhand. To survive, Madge has to do what she’s told. If only this included leaving the film industry forever. The Wicker Man (2006) Where many remakes fall somewhere between the extremes of unnecessary and irreverent, few achieve the heights of unintentional comedy scaled by this ill-advised reworking. Between stiff dialogue, a bizarre plot rewrite that expunges all nuance and Nick Cage running around in a bear suit throughout the hilarious third act, this is the definition of “so bad it’s good”. |28-29 The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Cruel to Be Kind Alex Davison Be Kind Rewind (12A, 101 mins) ★★☆☆☆ M ing a night scene in the afternoon using the “negative” setting on their camera. The problem is that they are interspersed with an actual plot which is far less compelling. It edges towards a desire to say something about the power of art and the importance of community spirit, but Gondry settles for awkward, unfunny dialogue and a surprisingly trite “save the neighborhood” narrative drive. It’s thoroughly good-natured, affable stuff and some of the scenes work well, but they are barely tied together at all, and when the store’s number one customer Miss Falewicz (Mia Farrow) started spouting off about ‘movies with heart and soul’ and how ‘we can write our own history’ as everyone around her nods earnestly, I found my eyes rolling vigorously at the awkwardly didactic tone. Gondry aims for a big emotional payoff with the ending, but because the rest of the film has felt so disjointed it ends up feeling forced and saccharine. This does seem like a missed opportunity. Jack Black’s energy seemed particularly suited to Gondry’s wackiness, while Mos Def has proved to be a rather good actor (see his turn in The Woodsman for something completely different). What we get is a well-intentioned, sporadically endearing, but nonetheless underwhelming end-product. Charming, but far too thin. Photo: image.net ichel Gondry is a cinematic visionary. He is also an extremely limited director. He shot to fame with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, a wonderfully original and emotionally honest love story (of sorts) penned by the incomparable Charlie Kaufman. Gondry’s distinctive visual style gave life to Kaufman’s inspired explorations of mind and memory – the combination was a breath of fresh air. Then in 2006 came The Science of Sleep, which Gondry both wrote and directed; again, there was a delightful and beguiling inventiveness to the film’s visual make-up. Without resorting to CGI, he produced an impressive array of effects and images wrapped around a whimsically idiosyncratic plot. How wonderful! How charming! And yet, without the confines of Kaufman’s writing, the film threatened to implode under the weight of its twee eccentricity. So where could Gondry go next – deeper into the carnival typhoon of his imagination, or to slightly more accessible and well constructed climes? The answer, in the form of Be Kind Rewind, suggests that he hasn’t really gone anywhere at all. You may have seen the trailer; Mike (Mos Def) is left in charge of a dilapidated video store owned by Mr Fletcher (Danny Glover). His friend Jerry (Jack Black) is magnetized in a bizarre act of paranoid eco-terrorism and erases every tape in the store. Under pressure to deliver to their customers, Mike and Jerry grab an old VHS camcorder and start re-enacting zero-budget ‘sweded’ remakes of all their stock, which unexpectedly become more popular than the originals themselves. They recruit local girl Alma (Melonie Diaz) from a nearby laundrette and eventually invite people from the neighborhood to start participating in the increasingly creative productions. This is all played out against the vaguely imminent threat of the store’s closure to make way for ultra-modern condos after Mr Fletcher falls behind on his rent. It’s a really good premise; see how Gondry, Jack Black and Mos Def remake a load of classic (and notso-classic) films with no budget and terrible acting. And indeed the remakes are the best parts with some truly funny moments and inventive ideas, from dangling string in front of the camera lens to make the film appear scratched and old, to shoot- Transforming: Jack Black’s Jerry gets into character VOte in yOur student uniOn electiOns Online VOting 3rd and 4th March, BallOt BOxes 5th March Cambridge University Students’ Union Tune in to CUR1350 for up to the minute radio coverage of the CUSU elections, featuring all of the latest news and mp3 downloads from the website - www.cur1350.co.uk and 1350AM www.cusu.cam.ac.uk/union/elections What do you stand for? FILM The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Photo: oscars.org Nick Day and Emma Dibdin go A fter worries that the illustrious Academy Awards would go the same way as the Golden Globes – no ceremony, no glitz, no fun – the studio moguls got their acts together and ended the threemonth writers’ strike in time for Hollywood’s best and brightest to walk the carpet as normal. The nominee line-up was acknowledged as one of the strongest in years, with cin- Wild for Oscar ematic heavyweights the Coens and Paul Thomas Anderson duking it out revisionist-Western style for the big prize, and strong efforts from newcomers Joe Wright (Atonement) and Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton). Few were surprised when the Coens’ superb thriller No Country For Old Men scooped both Best Picture and Best Direction. The Coens’ luxurious, deliberate pacing, combined with tourde-force performances and Roger Deakins’ gritty aesthetic made this master-class in suspense a thoroughly deserving winner on both counts. Their double victory, however, marked the culmination of a series of predictable (though by no means undeserved) wins. No Country took home a further two awards; Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor for Javier Bardem’s singularly disturbing turn as crazy-haired, dead-eyed serial killer Anton Chigurh. In his speech he thanked the Coens “for being crazy enough to think I could do this, and putting one of the most horrible haircuts in history over my head”, before touchingly thanking his mother in his native Spanish. Actresses have long been prone to causing upsets at the Oscars. Whether horrifying the couture cognoscenti with a fashion faux pas or stepping out of a limo to reveal a face solidified by botox, female nominees’ on-screen roles often risk paling in comparison to their red carpet perfor- mances. But while the 80th Academy Awards avoided even a splinter of ambiguity in the male categories, neither of the two victorious women were the frontrunners. Marion Cotillard bested favourite Julie Christie in the leading category for her portrayal of famed songstress and irredeemable lush Edith Piaf. Swinton dedicated the Oscar to her agent, noting the likeness of their buttocks In truth the award shouldn’t come as so great a surprise: the Academy has championed seven actresses in the past ten years for their roles in a biopic, and Cotillard’s less than flattering make-up as Piaf continues the trend of gorgeous actresses receiving acclaim for daring to uglify themselves. Her acceptance speech was similarly choice; tremulous and grateful, the youthful looking actress – decked out like a princess and acting accordingly – spoke in a tone that combined the emotional and the orgasmic. The speech was saved from mawkishness only by Cotillard’s cute broken English and her genuine stupefaction. The supporting actress category has seen a few shock triumphs in the past, but while Cambridge alum Tilda Swinton’s success was unex- pected, it was a category where every nominee was reckoned to have a shot. Come the night itself, Cate Blanchett’s androgynous turn as Bob Dylan and Ruby Dee’s role as gangster’s mother were the favourites. Some have claimed her win is thanks to the Academy’s determination to reward Michael Clayton in at least one category, although many well-liked Best Picture nominees have been shut out in previous years (The Shawshank Redemption being a case in point). With characteristic idiosyncrasy, Swinton – wearing what appeared to be an asymmetrical hairdresser’s overall – dedicated the Oscar to her American agent, noting the likeness of their buttocks, and praised George Clooney for his continued use of his Batman costume. The Best Actor category, while boasting five undeniably excellent performances, was perhaps the least contentious of all with all bets on Daniel Day-Lewis’ magnificently unstable oil prospector in PT Anderson’s There Will Be Blood. Sure enough, Day-Lewis’ name was read out, and in soft-spoken tones entirely at odds with his histrionic character, he thanked the Academy for “whacking me with the handsomest bludgeon in town” and credited the film in its entirety to “the mad, beautiful head of Paul Thomas Anderson”. Mad and beautiful wouldn’t be an inappropriate way description of Day-Lewis in the role; savage, obsessed, eventually descending into magnificent derangement, he is nonetheless utterly hypnotic, demanding our attention without ever asking to be liked. With double-nominee Roger Deakins splitting his vote, the cinematography nod was left to There Will Be Blood’s Roger Elswitt, whose rich handling of the sweeping, brittle California landscapes lend the film a unique visual grace. After No Country’s four wins, the unexpected runner up was The Bourne Ultimatum, winning Best Sound Editing, Sound Mixing and Film Editing. Much-touted Brit masterpiece Atonement and breakout indie hit Juno took home only one gong apiece – respectively Best Score and, to nobody’s surprise, Best Original Screenplay. Little of the script’s ornate word-frippery was in evidence during Diablo Cody’s speech, as she lauded the director and stars with little flair. But in one of the evening’s few pleasant surprises, Best Original Song went to soulful Irish charmer Once, the ostensible underdog to Enchanted’s three nominations. THE WINNERS Picture: No Country For Old Men Director: Joel & Ethan Coen Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis Actress: Marion Cotillard Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton Original Screenplay: Juno Adapted Screenplay: No Country For Old Men |30-31 The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] A night at the opera Photo: Katie Schofield Opera Society brings together old and new at West Road production of Mozart’s Don Giovanni Sam Mindel C Ashley Riches is the eponymous Don ambridge University Opera Society have broken new ground with their performance of Mozart’s Don Giovanni. The opera has been part of the standard repertoire of major opera houses around the world since its 1787 premier, but CUOS cut through that history with a clarity of vision rare even among professional productions. The classic tale of the philandering Don Giovanni, the local nobleman whose sole aim in life is to add to his already formidable list of sexual conquests, is transformed into a modern story of celebrity and sleaze. The many present-day touches in this performance, including the replacement of peasants by a chorus of football shirtclad chavs, sound suspect on paper and could well have detracted from the original production. But in the execution, the opposite was the case. The contemporary style and the English translation of the libretto that was used gave a great sense of connection between audience and performers. This modern feel extended to the set, which made the most of a challenging space. The simplicity of the set was augmented by strobe and backlighting effects, altering the mood on stage effectively. Television screens suspended at the back of the stage gave a feeling of being watched, as well as allowing for some marvellously humorous moments involving instant messaging and Facebook. Musical highlights included Ashley Riches’ powerful voice, bringing the opera to life with his confident portrayal of the Don. Donna Anna, one of Giovanni’s recent conquests, was sung with fantastic quality and skill by Ruth Jenkins and Katy Watson’s depiction of the spurned Donna Elvira was hugely compelling. Dong Giovanni’s reluctant servant Leperello was played with flair and comedy by Edward de Minckwitz. George Dye as Il Commendatore didn’t hold the audiences’ attention as much as the part required, but his role was particularly the slightly lacklustre ending which failed to raise emotions as strongly as the rest of the performance had done. CUOS’s great achievement in this production was to create a truly contemporary production without marring the authenticity and beauty of Mozart’s original. By doing this, they not only managed to stage a remarkable performance for existing opera lovers, but also demolished the common feeling that opera is something that must be enjoyed in reverent silence and shouldn’t be funny or engaging. So many productions of classic works now feel pressure to add modern details and update references. The most common result of this, though, is an uncomfortable juxtaposition of old and new that works to the detriment of both. The potential for ancient and modern to complement each other was expertly illustrated in this production. The concept of opera for a new generation often carries a patronising subtext: that the current generation are incapable of appreciating it as deeply as previous generations. CUOS proved that this was not the case; that opera for a new generation can mean an organic process of reinterpretation, where Mozart’s genius can remain unblemished and support myriad new allusions and references. MUSIC NEWS - Rihanna has been named the new honorary cultural ambassador to Barbados. The 20-year-old singer was born on the island and has been given a plot of exclusive real estate as a part of her new appointment. - U2, Madonna, Led Zeppelin and Justin Timberlake are in talks for a series of concerts in the name of world peace. The concerts are being organised by the team behind Live Earth and Woodstock and will kick off on May 17th. - Coldplay have finished mixing their fourth album. The follow up to X&Y was mixed by Brian Eno and will be released at some point over the summer. - Shooting for Justin Timberlake’s big screen debut, ‘The Open Road’, began in Louisiana this week. The film follows the life of Timberlake’s character, fictional baseball player Carlton Garrett. - The Arctic Monkeys, Take That and the Foo Fighters were all winners at this years Brit Awards. The Arctic Monkeys won awards for Best British Band and Best British Album for the second year in a row. Student bands at Robinson I Saul Glasman unearths some unexpected gems beneath Robinson college before I ever sang... [But my] style changes quite a lot depending on what I feel like listening to at the time and what my friends give to me.” Wherever it comes from, Ashkenazi’s songs are subtle and her performance can’t be faulted. She was followed by the organ-led, DIY boogie of Robinson band Brightly Naked Outcasts, who laid on a funky cover of Young Knives’ Loughborough Suicide. Another college band, Claves, took the stage, and steered the evening in an unexpected lounge-jazz direction. The proficiency of saxophonist Joe Clegg was impressive. Eclectic indie rock band Monkey Princess, steering the evening firmly back into the land of rock, couldn’t resist playing with the wheel for long, and the room arrived at its next destination via pub-rocky punk, country and reggae. Daniel Larwood, following, played a simple but effective solo acoustic set. “He often brings his guitar to gatherings in people’s rooms,” says Robinsonite Alex Brown. “It is just unreal.” The final dish of the evening was the heavy, gritty metal’n’roll assault of Trinity band Top Attack, who grabbed the audience off their chairs and played a highly credible set, drenched in a scuzzy garagerock guitar tone and embellished with Jij Chow’s occasional guitar heroics. I left Robinson college with my hope for student bands in Cambridge invigorated - here’s to them. Photo: Jonathan Skelton t’s always a great pleasure to encounter a studentrun night of bands at Cambridge, and it’s especially refreshing to behold the talent and variation that can be raked up through their links to a single college. As I arrived, the gilded acoustic folk-rock of singer-songwriter Maayan Ashkenazi was reverberating through the spacious Robinson basement. With her austere but warm melodies and a bit of judicious dissonance, the anthropology student has drawn comparisons to Regina Spektor. Her lyrics sound carefully composed, but she mostly prefers instrumental music, she says. “I played classical Spanish and blues guitar for a long time Jij Chow and Laura Moat of Top Attack MUSIC The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] REVIEWS Indie ELBOW The Seldom Seen Kid (Fiction) Out Mar 17 Jason Cleeton Disco HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR Hercules And Love Affair (DFA) Out Mar 10 Saul Glasman Soft Rock THE FEELING Join With Us (Warner) Out Jan 28 Perennially the nearly-men of thoughtful, sensitive British indie, Elbow’s relative lack of commercial success remains baffling, especially compared to fellow dour Mancunians Doves. With that in mind, opening your fourth album with something as unconventional as Starlings is a curious move; Startling might have been a more appropriate title as the odd orchestral blast punctuates the barely-there instrumentation. It’s certainly one of the most distinctive offerings here. Having said that, The Bones Of You finds Elbow in more familiar territory, as guitars buzz and the percussion patters restlessly. Grounds For Divorce is also vintage Elbow and a fine choice for first single: carried initially by handclaps and a tinny acoustic guitar, it soon revs into life with a brutal riff. Latino elements creep into a couple of songs: The Fix jauntily bobs along with the aid of some piano flourishes, and Elbow have rarely sounded so light on their feet as they do here. The same, unfortunately, cannot be said for the numerous ballad moments, which all too often sap the life from the album. Guy Garvey’s homely voice remains a highly effective tool, however, and he still knows how to raise things a notch at just the right points, such as on the otherwise leaden The Loneliness Of A Tower Crane Driver, or over the tense drone of Some Riots. But as pretty as some of these songs are, it’s hard to escape the notion that Elbow are altogether more interesting when they inject a bit more pulse and volume into proceedings. There’s also an over-reliance on orchestral swells to provide the drama that in the past more conventional instrumentation has amply provided. A few new elements aside, The Seldom Seen Kid doesn’t stray too far from Elbow’s previous work, and fans will probably lap this up. Despite the glimmers of brilliance, though, it’s hard to see Elbow breaking their commercial duck. Word on the street is that Disco’s back. After his downfall all those years ago at the hands of that villain House, he’s dusted himself off, read some books and put on a new hat. And now he’s plotting to take back what’s his. Or at least, that’s how Hercules And Love Affair would have it. Formed by New York DJ Andy Butler with a little help from neocrooner Antony Hegarty, whose soulful, textured voice lights up much of the album, the band claim vehemently that their music heralds disco’s return. Well, it’s disco, Jim, but not as we know it. The classic bmp-tss-bmp-kk disco backbeat is in residence on most of the songs. But it’s of secondary importance to the razorsharp production and indie rock savoir-faire that floods the album. The songs are packed with 21st century bells and whistles, like the delightful little glock solo on Raise Me Up and the subtle bassline of Iris. So Hercules And Love Affair, meticulously aware of its influences, doesn’t come off as a disco album or even an homage. Instead, it’s an enthralling, self-conscious circular fairground ride through the last three decades of dance music, taking in the chilltronica of Air and the trip-hop of Portishead via the bigbeat sensibilities of Crystal Method, passing through the electropop harmonies of Hot Chip and even the chaotic percussion of IDM. Unfortunately, you can’t please all the people all of the time; dance purists will complain that the album is pretentious and navel-gazing, and some of the more straightforwardly dancefloor-aimed cuts, like first single Blind, will bore rock fans. But that’s not the point; Hercules And Love Affair have produced a unique work of art, and every music fan will find something to love. So Disco actually retired, bought a tobacco farm in Oregon and spent his old age sitting on a rocker on the front porch, smoking a pipe and dreaming of better days. But he lives on in the superb music Hercules And Love Affair have created in his name. Disco is dead; long live disco. In 2006 The Feeling were the most played band on the radio and infiltrated every public space. Muzak was perhaps the only thing more prolific, but whether people noticed a difference between the two is debatable: both excelled in being both intensely irritating and distinctly unremarkable. Join With Us, just a year and a half after the success of Twelve Stops And Home, does nothing to shatter The Feeling’s grating soft-rock image. Desperately eager-to-please and predictable melodies that make ABBA sound avant-garde run through the album and become catchy by virtue of the fact that each tune is repeated until it becomes inextricably lodged in the listener’s brain. Stepping through the doors prised open by the Scissor Sisters and Mika, these soft-rockers have confidently targeted the kinds of people who buy their music from supermarkets. The influences are palpable throughout the album, with riffs, guitar solos and piano accompaniments immediately reminiscent of Queen springing up in Join With Us and Turn It Up. Don’t Make Me Sad sounds like an alternate version of ELO’s Sweet Talkin’ Woman, and the fun of 10cc is infused with the sugar-coated pop essence of Elton John. The lyrics allude to complex issues like the fall of the Berlin Wall and the Virginia Tech massacre, but it’s the lines which seem to magically sum up the listener’s thoughts that really resonate. “I thought it was over” begins the 54 minutes of relentless cheery splodge, before we hear “it’s a rock ‘n’ roll disaster”, “you’re talking but you don’t say anything” and the incessantly repeated mantra “it won’t go away”. Catering to perpetual pubescents who never outgrew the Backstreet Boys, The Feeling will no doubt rule the airwaves once more with these sweet and empty pop-meringues. Join With Us is a little glimpse into what all music might have sounded like if punk had never happened and we must hope that a similar revolution is round the corner. Join with us? I’d sooner eat glass. OUT THIS WEEK TCS surveys the albums and singles currently hitting the shelves GIRL TALK Night Ripper SEBASTIAN TELLIER Sexuality Released in America a year ago, Girl Talk’s innovative use of samples make this a must-have release, even if it’s not normally your thing. Spend hours playing “spot the sample”. 10 points if you can spot Sound of Da Police bleeding into The O.C theme. DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH? We Are Rockstars Complex pop from the French artist: layered surf-rock style harmonies and rich, fuzzy synths. Infectious, musical, and just goes to show you what Mika could achieve if he tried. ESTELLE Shine Sophomore release from London rapper. While there’s nothing instantly breathtaking about Estelle’s effort, the album features collaborations - Kanye West and Will.I.Am, to name just two - that should make it worth a listen. Slice of rave-tastic electronica from DIOYY?, fresh from the NME Awards Tour. Heavy bass and brilliant loops point towards an exciting debut LP to be released in late March. THE RUBY SUNS Sea Lion With influences ranging from Maori chants to flutes à la Animal Collective, this gorgeous album from the NZ three-piece deserves a place alongside the underrated eccentric albums of the year. BALMORHEA Rivers Arms Beautiful mood music from the Texas collective. Fragile cello lines and rustic violins play over major piano chords to create an album that will obliterate fifth-week blues, dissertation woes and Finals panic in one go. Garage Rock THE KILLS Midnight Boom (Domino) Out Mar 10 James Wan Liz Dodd Trying to predict what a new Kills album will sound like is about as productive as trying to guess how Thom Yorke will release music. The band are notoriously anti-industry, refusing to give interviews or circulate promos. Gloriously, this hasn’t stopped Midnight Bloom from becoming one of the most hotly tipped albums of ‘08, the Kills’ two-fingers up at the music industry left intact. While opener U.R.A Fever is, admittedly, perilously close to a crimp that crawled out of an episode of The Boosh and tried to start a music career, sparse post-punk crashes gratifyingly into the next track, a beautiful hybrid of Sonic Youth and Death From Above. Alison ‘VV’ Mosshart – somewhere between PJ Harvey and Karen O – espouses a merciless confidence, spitting out lyrics with a sarcasm that sees the drum machine softening, rather than punctuating, the lyrics. “I want you to be crazy,” VV snaps in Cheap and Cheerful, “cos you’re boring baby when you’re straight”. The album veers from stripped back gothic dance (a strange image) to eerie playground game-esque rhythm, culminating in the brilliant What New York Used To Be, a track that goes all Jonny Greenwood on you to render a guitar riff an organ solo, all perfectly juxtaposed against VV’s barely-breathed lyrics about the decay of the American dream. Between skipping from references to Crime and Punishment to clapping games, from No-Wave dance beats to Sonic Youth-esque guitar crunch, The Kills have penned an album entirely worthy of the hype. Frankly, it’s great having no clue where they’ll go from here. |32-33 The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Ready, steady, go! The Go! Team take the Junction by storm The Go! Team + The Micra Girls T ime to dig out those harmonicas and maracas again. For the very first time, outside of a college ball anyway, The Go! Team are coming to Cambridge with their inimitable party-starting sound, which, for the uninitiated, compares quite nicely with the noise of an out-of-control children’s party in a sampler factory with ROCK featuring Starsky and Hutch. And two drummers. the Tour De France, and most of the band take one or two rest breaks during the show. When Ninja leaves to catch her breath, the air’s clear for a couple of quieter numbers fronted by guitarist and singer Kaori Tsuchida, often accompanied by group mastermind Ian Parton on harmonica. By now the Team’s reputation should precede them. If you’ve never thought you could lose yourself in music and spend a sublime evening dancing like an idiot, you’ve never seen The Go! Team play. Photo: Shannon McClean Newton Faulkner Jonathan Laurence reports on the dreadlocked star Jonathan Laurence I somehow imagined that Newton Faulkner would take himself quite seriously on stage. Frankly, anyone with a voice that soulful is entitled to. From what I knew of his debut album, Hand Built By Robots, I went to his gig at the Corn Exchange on Saturday thinking that he’d be prone to introspection and brooding. I did not expect a Disney-esque singalong. I was definitely not anticipating a cover of 2 Unlimited’s ‘No Limit’, or an impromptu version of the Spongebob Squarepants theme. Although the 23 year old singer-songwriter has got the talent to go the distance as a serious artist, it obviously hasn’t gone to his head: he is incredibly down-toearth, and a genuinely funny guy What’s... your favourite record? Danny McMillan Stage presence the size of the Empire State Building Ninja, the Team’s freestyling frontwoman, has a stage presence about the size of the Empire State Building. When she tells the crowd to jump on set closer Keys To The City (“it’s my favourite song on the album, and it won’t work if you don’t jump!”) they don’t ask how high; they just bounce up and down with their arms in the air like the floor’s on fire. She’s also a master of pantomimey audience Danny Asks: to boot. His set began with To The Light, also the first track of his album, and continued with I Need Something. Both songs deal with what it means to really want something, and with the pain that can involve - but neither track ended up depressing the audience. Occasional moments of wit helped of course, (‘I feel like a muppet with a drunken puppeteer but I’ll survive’ is a favourite lyric of mine), as did the ultimately uplifting endings of most of his songs. But it was Newton’s infectious enthusiasm - and his passion for performance - that stopped us from being deflated by the weighty subject matter. Everyone was in a fantastic mood by the time People Should Smile More came round, and stayed buoyant for the whole evening. She’s Got The Time, which seems to be about being a bit different and feeling alienated, was one of the highlights of the night - the lyrics came up on screen behind the stage and the whole crowd sang along. My favourite thing about the gig was that people weren’t obviously just waiting for the big hits (Dream Catch Me and his cover of Massive Attack’s Teardrop are probably his most successful to date). I know that I had been enjoying every minute - the chat with the audience, the quirky covers, the lesser known album tracks - so when the major singles did come round, I was pleasantly surprised, but I hadn’t spent the whole time anxiously wondering when they were going to appear either. The gig was a real showcase for the singer’s versatility - the depth of his songs meshed perfectly with his on stage wit. Newton Faulkner’s unpretentious manner will hopefully make him one of the most original and refreshing artists of recent years. As a lover of music, one of the things you instinctively want to do is share it with other people. Whenever you buy a great new record, or hear your new favourite band, or blow the dust off treasured old records you often think ‘oh my mate down the road will probably like that’ or ‘I must play that to so and so’. But sharing your deepest pleasures with others can often be a disheartening experience. For example, the other week a few friends popped over and we ended up cooking and having a few drinks. Looking for some suitable dinner music I plumped for Liberation, the debut album by The Divine Comedy. I thought its mix of melodious orchestral pop, the odd jaunty guitar driven track and intelligent lyrics would accompany a relaxing dinner with friends. Wrong. A few tracks in it were greeted with a simple “what’s this?” And not an intrigued, tell me more kind of “what’s this?” but more a blunt, “here we go with the latest rubbish from Danny’s CD player” kind of inquiry. On answering I simply got an emotionally devoid “Oh”. So there it was, one of my favourite albums of all time, being commented on like it was a 2000-page tome on post-neo-classical endogenous growth theory. Taking people to gigs carries similar health warnings. Once I had a spare ticket to a John Mayall’s Blues Breakers show. I invited a friend of mine who, at the age of 20, still professes a liking for the music of Avril Lavigne. Only when we were walking round the corner from the venue did it occur to me that this could be his musical equivalent of having to sit through one of those old war films when you’re off sick from school. In the end he turned out to enjoy it, but it didn’t stop me from not quite being able to relax until a few songs in. In that sort of situation you have to keep taking the odd Photo: Joshua Rappeneker participation, making hundreds of people shout “Do it! Do it! Alright!” from the depths of their lungs and teaching the venue a playground dance routine (with words and actions!) between songs. The band would risk patronising their audience if they weren’t running around on stage like little kids themselves. The manifest energy in a Go! Team performance is genuinely something that has to be experienced to be believed, with bassist Jamie Bell sweating buckets and grimacing by the end of the set as if he’s just completed Saul Glasman glance to the side to make sure the other person hasn’t spontaneously contracted narcolepsy. But, hey, we all do this. I’ve just done it in the previous paragraph. I do it when I listen to Desert Island Discs as well. I sometimes can’t help thinking that if you only had eight records to play that you would take it a bit more seriously than some do on the show. But there lies the danger of sharing your favourite music with others. So, to let you scrutinise the music taste of the guy who shouts his mouth off on this page every week, because I’ve always wanted to have a go at doing one of the mix tapes in the Thursday supplement, and since I’ll never do anything of enough worth to end up on Radio 4’s imaginary island in the sky, here are my eight favourite records (in no particular order); Tonight We Fly by The Divine Comedy, The Last Time I Saw Richard by Joni Mitchell, Be My Baby by The Ronettes, The Calvary Cross by Richard and Linda Thompson, The Night I Heard Caruso Sing by Everything But The Girl, Career Opportunities by The Clash, Sugar Mountain by Neil Young and Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead. To be honest this is a slightly ad-hoc list of tunes that you can’t beat when played at just the right moment. If I took loads of time over this I reckon about five or six of them would still make the final list. But I also hope it changes a bit – I love the thought that there are brilliant records out there that I haven’t yet heard or haven’t even been recorded. I imagine a fair few of you may be reading the list and going “really, if you could only have eight songs you would pick that?” And that’s fine, provided you realise that I would probably be doing the same if our positions were reversed. It’s nice when you play music for people and they go “wow, why haven’t I heard that before?” But if your favourite songs are greeted with indifference, then just ignore it. Music is sometimes a personal thing and the emotions that it can stir in you are yours, and yours alone. No matter what the Avril Lavigne fans might think. LISTINGS 28 Thu 29 Fri 01 Sat 02 Sun 03 Mon 04 Tue 05 Wed The Cambridge Student |28/02/08 FILM THEATRE MUSIC OTHER Be Kind - fast forward. Be spellbound by the star-crossed lovers this week at the ADC Multi-national pop artists The Go! Team get the party started. Catch the candidates at one of this week’s hustings and use your vote! There Will Be Blood (15) 14.15, 17.30, 20.45 £5 ★★★★★ Be Kind Rewind (12) Arts Picturehouse, 12.15, 14.30, 18.45, 21.00 £5 ★★☆☆☆ My Blueberry Nights (12A) Arts Picturehouse, 14.10,21.00, £5 Hedda Gabler Corpus Playroom, 19:00, £4/ £5.50 Romeo and Juliet ADC Theatre, 19:45, £7/ £9 Alice: A Fresher’s Tale Selwyn College,20:00, £5/£7 Conviction Corpus Playroom, 21:30, £4/ £5.50 Medics Revue ADC Theatre, 23:00 I Was a Cub Scout + Rolo Tomassi + Pictures @ The Barfly My Blueberry Nights (12A) Arts Picturehouse, 14.10,21.00, £5 Be Kind Rewind (12) Arts Picturehouse, 14.30, 16.45, 21.15 £5 ★★☆☆☆ There Will Be Blood (15) 14.15, 17.30, 20.45 £5 ★★★★★ Hedda Gabler Corpus Playroom, 19:00, £4/ £5.50 Amesty Comedy Smoker Pembroke New Cellars, 19:00 Romeo and Juliet ADC Theatre, 19:45, £7/ £9 Alice: A Fresher’s Tale Selwyn College,20:00, £5/£7 Medics Revue ADC Theatre, 23:00 SOAS Ad Hoc Rebetiko Band @ The Graduate Union My Blueberry Nights (12A) Arts Picturehouse, 14.10,21.00, £5 Be Kind Rewind (12) Arts Picturehouse, 16.45, 15 £5 ★★☆☆☆ There Will Be Blood (15) 14.15, 17.30, 20.45 £5 ★★★★★ Hedda Gabler Corpus Playroom, 19:00, £4/ £5.50 Romeo and Juliet ADC Theatre, 19:45, £7/ £9 Alice: A Fresher’s Tale Selwyn College, 20:00, £5/£7 Alcock Improv + Sheffield Shrimps Churchill College Club Room , 20:00 Medics Revue ADC Theatre, 23:00 Trio Nostos @ St. Catz Two-man collection from Nottingham. Rousing, rambunctious package of disco-pop joy, wrapped in punk-rock language and indie electronica. Live music preceded by a free talk and film about Greek Rebetiko music. All places must be reserved in advamce: e-mail ed.emery@ thefreeuniversity.net Traditional music from Crete. Mysterious and melancholy, fast and furious. Email [email protected] Keith Jamea and Rick Foot - Lorca @ The Junction My Blueberry Nights (12A) Arts Picturehouse, 14.10,21.00, £5 Be Kind Rewind (12) Arts Picturehouse, 12.00 21.15 £5 ★★☆☆☆ There Will Be Blood (15) 14.15, 17.30, 20.45 £5 ★★★★★ Stiff Little Fingers @ The Junction My Blueberry Nights (12A) Arts Picturehouse, 12.00, 2.10,9.00, £5 There Will Be Blood (15) 14.15, 17.30, 20.45 £5 ★★★★★ Be Kind Rewind (12) Arts Picturehouse, 14:30, 21.00 £5 ★★☆☆☆ Operator Please @ The Barfly Belfast punks combine lyrics that meld the personal and political, music that combines the energy of punk with infectious hooks, and delivery that rings of honesty and commitment. They like lots of things from kitties to cheese but most of all they love each other. And playing music. And playing shows. And you. My Blueberry Nights (12A) Arts Picturehouse, 14.10,21.00, £5 There Will Be Blood (15) 14.15, 17.30, 20.45 £5 ★★★★★ Be Kind Rewind (12) Arts Picturehouse, 16.00, 18.45, 21.00£5 ★★☆☆☆ The Fate of a Cockroach Corpus Playroom, 19:00, £4/5.50 Come back to the 5& dime Fitzpatrick Hall, Queens, 19:30, £4/5 Snippets: Footlight’s Spring Revue ADC Theatre, 19:45, £6/8 Indivisible Pembroke, 22:00, £4/5 RAG Stand-up Comedy Final ADC Theatre, 23:00 £4/5 Hayseed Dixie @ The Junction My Blueberry Nights (12A) Arts Picturehouse, 12.00, 14.10,21.00, £5 Be Kind Rewind (12) Arts Picturehouse, 16.00, 18.45, 21.00£5 ★★☆☆☆ There Will Be Blood (15) 14.15, 17.30, 20.45 £5 ★★★★★ The Fate of a Cockroach Corpus Playroom, 19:00, £4/5.50 Come back to the 5& dime Fitzpatrick Hall, Queens, 19:30, £4/5 Snippets: Footlight’s Spring Revue ADC Theatre, 19:45, £6/8 Indivisible Pembroke, 22:00, £4/5 Dulcitius ADC Theatre, 23:00 £4/5 Kid Harpoon + Peggy Sue and The Pirates @ The Barfly The Loudest Bluegrass Band in the World Has Just Gotten Louder. American Rockgrass raconteurs Hayseed Dixie tour their seventh album “No Covers”, a new full length album for 2008 of all original material. Having toured in support of Mystery Jets, Larrikin Love, Jamie T, Fields & more expect Kid Harpoon to bring fear, excitement and joy like no ‘folk’ singer you’ve ever seen. CUSU Hustings Newnham, 17:30 New Hall, 19:00 Homerton, 21:00 RAG University Challenge Emmanuel Old Library, 20:00 CUSU Hustings Robinson, 18:00 St Catherine’s, 20:00 Left Tea Party The Cafe Project, 22 Jesus Lane, 17:00 Breakdance @ Queens’ Ent Queen’s College, 23:00 Nerdi Film: Keane Newnham Old Labs, 20:00 CUSU Hustings Pembroke, 12:30 Selwyn, 19:00 Churchill, 21:00 Mastana Cambridge Corn Exchange CUSU Hustings Emmanuel, 17:00 Kings, 18:15 Jesus, 19:30 Girton, 21:30, CUSU Voting Opens Online Use your vote! CUSU Hustings St John’s, 17:30 CUSU Online Voting Closes - 20:00 - Make sure you use your vote! Financial Times Journalism Workshop Cambridge Union Chamber, 17:30 CUSU Paper Voting Across colleges, throughout the day Tianqi Yu’s ‘Photographing Shenzhen’ Graduate Union, Mill Road, 19:00 The Cambridge Student |28/02/08 Email: [email protected] BumpsOmnibus|35 MEN’S LENT BUMPS CHARTS DIVs 1 & 2 cauis emmanuel downing trinity hall lmbc clare newnham churchill churchill pembroke girton kings’ pembroke queens’ queens’ fitzwilliam trinity hall christ’s fitzwilliam selwyn christ’s magdalene selwyn robinson / lmbc ii st. catharine’s Men’s Second Division Women’s Second Division Day 4 lmbc ii / robinson peterhouse cauis ii new hall wolfson robinson 1st and 3rd ii jesus ii st. catherine’s king’s girton ccat peterhouse lmbc ii jesus ii sydney sussex sydney sussex emmanuel ii corpus darwin emmanuel ii magdalene darwin pembroke ii churchill ii wolfson downing ii st. edmund’s pembroke ii cauis ii ccat homerton homerton newnham ii / l.cav+h.hall Day 4 downing Day 4 emmanuel Day 3 lmbc Day 3 clare Day 2 cauis Day 1 jesus Day 3 jesus Day 2 trinity Day 1 1st and 3rd Day 2 Day 4 Day 3 Day 2 Day 1 Women’s First Division Men’s First Division Day 1 WOMEN’S LENT BUMPS CHARTS DIVs 1 & 2 The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] 36|Sport Girton and Christ’s hold nerve to make final CHURCHILL 2 Mark Baxter L ast weekend, Christ’s and Churchill met on a blustery afternoon to contest for a place in the Cuppers final on Grange Road. With both teams sitting in the bottom half of the first division league table and with so much at stake, the match promised to be a tense encounter. With nothing to separate the teams after 120 minutes, the game was ultimately decided on the lottery that is penalties. Both teams started the game nervously with each defence dominating in the air and on the ground. Indeed, it took 10 minutes for either team to fashion an opportunity. A good ball into the Churchill box from the left, was controlled by the Christ’s nippy No.10 Harrison, who swivelled before firing into the arms of Churchill keeper Dara Olufon. This seemed to settle the Christ’s team who, playing with the wind, began to get the ball down and string some passes together. However, it was Churchill who made the breakthrough just before the break with their first real attack. A cross from the left wing was not dealt with properly by the Christ’s defence, and as the ball bounced on the edge of the box, it was met by Jeff Wessler who placed it precisely into the corner underneath the diving Murray to send the Churchill crowd, trumpet-wielding bear-mascot included, into raptures. With neither side giving much away in mid-field and time running out, Christ’s found an equaliser from a set piece. Captain Bartle de- CHRIST’S win 2-1 on penalties livered a beautiful ball into the box, which an onrushing Consoli, who had an all round good performance, volleyed powerfully into the top corner to the joy of the vociferous Christ’s support. With the score 1 apiece after 90 minutes, 30 minutes of extra-time had to be played. Straight from the kick-off, Churchill re-took the lead. The impressive Huw Jones robbed a Christ’s midfielder of possession and shot across goal, forcing Murray to make a good save. However, in parrying the initial shot, Murray only succeeded in placing the ball at the feet of Haslett who had the easy task of slotting home from 6 yards. This early set-back seemed to spur Christ’s on and they began to threaten again, particularly from set-pieces. Indeed it was from a set-piece that they managed to get back on level terms late in the second period of extra-time. A super delivery by Turnbull found Brown at the back post and as his effort was fumbled by the Chruchill netminder, he followed up to bundle the ball over the line. The defences stood strong for the remainder of the truly exhilarating encounter and as the referee’s whistle blew; both sets of players and fans braced themselves for the dreaded penalties. Both keepers made a number of outstanding saves: only Harrison and George for Christs and Stephens for Churchill scored. As Haslett slotted his penalty narrowly wide, there was cue for Christ’s celebrations. As their pitches transformed into a sea of euphoric blue, Churchill could only contemplate what might have been. Photo: James Appleton 2 Photo: Andy Marsh CHRIST’S JESUS 0 GIRTON 0 Tom Wainwright S econd division Girton met high-flying, topdivision title challenging Jesus in a hotly anticipated clash at Churchill pitches. The forty-strong Girton crowd, complete with homemade banner, contributed to a carnival atmosphere and were more than happy to offer friendly and impartial advice to the referee. The ebb and flow of play was largely dictated by the strong wind blowing the length of the pitch. Jesus exploited the conditions after surviving an early penalty shout, sending the ball high to their tall front men, while Girton preferred to play out of defence. Each strove to impose themselves and the middle of the pitch became a battleground, climaxing in Hylands taking a boot to a delicate area from Jesus rugby player Fiori. Opportunities followed creative work down the flanks by Saloojee for Jesus and Vincent for Girton, but both defences soaked up the alternating periods of pressure. The second stanza began at the same pace as green shirts piled forward, Levenston coming to the fore in central midfield and captain Calvert putting in a performance worthy of Terry Butcher after a high boot left him with an embarrassing, Harry Potter-esque scar. Jesus’ frustration grew and niggling play resulted in yellow cards, so to combat the drop in tempo, Girtonian Weston came on to add some class, along with GIRTON win 3-0 on penalties Gethin and impact player Samuel, while crowd favourite and former linesman Laakso replaced injured Jesus right-back Canavan. However, both sides lacked the finishing touch. The players grew visibly exhausted as the match petered into extra time and the referee looked in danger of needing life support. Jesus took the initiative, forcing last-ditch tackling from Hunter and resulting in Weston up-ending Farrell in the box. The referee had no choice but to award the kick but dramatically, Loxam’s spot kick was saved by Blake and in a nail-biting finish, both teams had chances to clinch the result. Jesus pressure saw O’Brien clearing off Girton’s line and the Russian linesman’s flag stayed down, then Taylor hit the bar with a looping effort, while at the other end of the pitch, Jesus captain Rees cynically brought down the Girton front man who was through on goal. Ultimately, penalties would determine the winner and with scenes identical to those the previous day, Churchill pitches once again witnessed players standing on halfway, with arms linked and hearts on sleeves. Gethin buried Girton’s first followed by Cook and King, their place in the final secured by three saves from TCS man-of-the-match Blake. Cue heartbreak for Jesus, who must now turn to the league, but joy for Girton, who hope to claim the scalp of Christ’s (and Blake’s twin brother) in the final at Grange Road on March 10th in the season’s long-awaited finale. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Cambridge win ding-dong ping-pong battle Varsity Table Tennis Doug Speed The day kicked off with the men’s seconds. Cambridge opened up a 4-2 lead after the first four singles and two doubles. However Oxford launched a comeback with wins from their numbers one and two against their cambridge counterparts, leaving the match balanced at four games each. With the final two singles played simultaneously it was down to Kai Ting Wong and Matthew Jarvis to decide the result. Both matches went to CAMBRIDGE MEN OXFORD 8 CAMBRIDGE WOMEN 2 OXFORD a deciding leg, and a few minutes after Oxford clinched a 5-4 lead, the freak occurence of a service fault at deuce by the Oxford number 4 gifted Cambridge the draw. Both first teams started poorly by going 1-0 down, but thereafter it was one way traffic for Cambridge who had greater 8 CAMBRIDGE MEN’S 2nds 5 2 OXFORD 5 depth of quality in both the men’s and women’s events. Three wins a piece from Hang Li, Xiaoxiao Du, Devesh Shete and Doug Speed secured 8-2 victories as Cambridge claimed 4.5 points out of a possible five in the Varsity Table Tennis Event. The result means that Cambridge lead the overall Varsity men’s event (3130) for the first time in 32 years. Sport|37 TAKE THAT! Varsity Karate Cambridge beat Oxford to retain Enoeda Cup Tom Johnson T Oxford the sharper Varsity Fencing Alex O’Connell Mary Cohen Richard Booth C ambridge’s blues fielded an international sabre trio of Alex O’Connell, Anthony Crutchett, and Danny Ryan. While Ryan’s reach and technical prowess proved crucial and Crutchett’s fleet of foot left his Oxford counterpart for dust, O’Connell recovered from a poor start to help Cambridge to a comfortable 45-18 win. Ryan’s impressive versatility helped him beat an GB international in the foil, but despite strong performances from Dan Summerbell and Zach Eaton-Rosen (in his debut), Oxford pulled away to win 45-27 and set up a tight Epee. The Epee began promisingly for Cambridge with good debuts from Tom Most and J-O Frohlich complementing a strong win for Chris Greensides. The fixture reached a climax when Oxford’s captain helped the dark blues to a small advantage in the penultimate fight. In the deciding duel, Greensides was unable to beat another international, leaving Oxford just ahead on 108103. The Oxford women’s team featured former internationals in foil, Epee and Sabre, including captain Sophie Trionano. Cambridge rallied after just losing the sabre to win the Epee handsomely, with excellent work by Heide Niesalla, and lead by five points going in to the foil. The lead was not enough, however, as Oxford’s experience in the day’s last event truly told against the light blues. Oxford won the event 123-105. Cambridge’s second women’s team provided the day’s only victory with notable performances from pentatheletes Vickey Bradley and Lucy Greenwood. Despite drawing the first blood, Oxford built up an early lead against the Cutthroats (Men’s second team), with a brave rearguard effort from Tom Williams reducing the deficit in the Epee. Cambridge rallied in an openfought Sabre battle so that the teams went in level to the foil. It went down to the wire, with Cambridge squandering a 2-point lead going in to the final fight (against a skilled international). Oxford 124-119. he Cambridge University Karate Club made last Saturday the a day to remember in the history of the Varsity match when they again ended the day victorious against Oxford. Both teams came to the match with a hunger for victory; a resurgent Oxford found itself on home territory and keen to put last year’s whitewash behind them as they challenged a Cambridge still buoyant from their first victory in years. Oxford forced the Cambridge team to board a 6am coach for the match, but after arrival it was Cambride that called the shots. In the hall itself the eager and spirited Cambridge squad arranged in a circle for a warm-up overlooked by a loud and proud band of supporters, their cheeks striped with the instantly recognisable war paint of Cambridge blue; together with the vocal presence of the Cambridge supporters, Cambridge performances received the appreciative applause of an Oxford audience that is only to be expected from a home crowd. After a fitting team speech from Tom Johnson, the Cambridge men’s captain, the Varsity match began in the way it was to continue, with a Cambridge victory: the men’s kata division A set the tone for the day’s events as Cambridge racked up 36 points to Oxford’s 20. Men’s division B kata was won with a telling 31 to 25 scoreline; the impressive scores throughout were no more remarkable than the performances which attained them, including division topping efforts from Roman Styzler and Nicholas Edwards. Partner ing Nick Worth, they won the division B team kata with a degree of professionalism matched by the division A team kata (Paul Smith, Ian MacLeod, and Tom Johnson), drawing deserved applause from the entire hall. When it came to the men’s division A and B kumite (freestyle fighting) events the quality on offer from Cambridge was sustained and their lead only increased; the men’s team A competitors notched up 7 wins, drawing only once, and losing twice, and the B team succeeded in winning and losing twice, again with one draw. Cambridge was head and shoulders above the opposition; in particular the spirited combat of Paul Smith, and the masterly control of Ian Macleod each left their mark in their hard-fought matches. In the women’s division Cambridge were again strong, with particularly impressive performances from Madeleine Wood and Charlie Gray in their individual events and in their victorious team kata performance alongside Irina Kraicheva. In the women’s kumite events Cambridge seemed to hammer home the quality of the squad; in particular Madeleine Wood, the women’s team captain, led by example. Excellent performances by all five of the Cambridge Women’s squad members met the experienced Oxford team exactly and this years Varsity saw the first ever exact draw at 75 points a piece. The two wins for the Men’s A and B teams with the draw from the Women’s team left Cambridge ahead overall, and the squad therefore retained the coveted Enoeda Cup. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] 38|Sport Light Blue Revenge Double victory for Cambridge as Blues pull through shoot-out and Eagles soar to easy Victory CAMBRIDGE 1 1 OXFORD 1 1 Liv Hanks & Rebecca Fisher A year after the disappointment of losing to Oxford in the Varsity match’s first ever penalty shootout, Cambridge must have feared history was repeating itself when the whistle blew after 120 exhausting minutes of football to signal that it would come down to spot-kicks again. This time, however, there was to be glory after all, goalkeeper Lisa O’Dea saving two of Oxford’s attempts for a well-deserved Cambridge victory. Right from the start, the Light Blues had shown their determination to avenge last year’s defeat, and they came close to scoring early on when Nikki Hoffman outjumped Oxford keeper Katy Langley to head narrowly wide. Despite Cambridge’s early dominance, it was Oxford who went ahead against the run of play when they won a free-kick on the lefthand side. Ann Harvey’s effort was parried by O’Dea, but she was unable to hold the ball and in the resulting melee the ball was prodded over the line by the Oxford striker. Cambridge created further chances before half-time, going agonisingly OXFORD CENTAURS 0 CAMBRIDGE EAGLES 3 Liv Hanks T he Eagles retained the Varsity trophy as goals from Kristina Cammen, Liv Hanks and captain Ellie Nalson handed them an emphatic victory over a determined Oxford side in front of a vocal away support. Cambridge although dominating possession, initially struggled with the final delivery. The best of the early chances fell to Sophie Goodall, whose persistence found her a way through the Oxford defence before keeper Grace Buchanan pounced to smother the ball. Furies midfielder Emma Dickinson was a threat throughout, as was tricky Oxford captain Ejiro Oviri, whose skill in possession carved out several openings, perhaps the best of which was a shot that she herself dragged wide. An assured display from keeper Alice Barnes boosted Cambridge’s confidence, and their breakthrough came just before half time when Hemali Patel’s shot was tipped round the post by Buchanan, and Lindsay Cameron’s resulting corner found Cammen at the far post for the de- Cambridge win 4-2 on penalties fender to powerfully head home. Cambridge survived a scare when Oviri’s shot hit the post and rebounded agonisingly across the six-yard box before Emma Stones was able to clear. Minutes later, the Eagles did double their advantage in what was a mirror-image of their opening goal; this time it was Hanks whose header met Cameron’s beautifully-flighted corner after good work by Nalson on the right wing. Although they continued to threaten down the right-hand side, Oxford found no reply, and it was chiefly the pace of Eagles captain Nalson and substitute Kate Orf that caught the eye in the closing stages. Hadley-Brown held off two Furies defenders to find Nalson in space in the area, and the captain coolly slotted past the keeper to wrap up the victory. Nalson, who was voted Cambridge’s player of the match by the Oxford team, was enthusiastic in praise of the Eagles’ exploits. “They put in another awesome performance today and deserve to come away with such a convincing victory,” she said. “Every single player today showed just how good they are. I am so proud to be their captain.” close when Hughes just failed to connect with Becks Fisher’s cross, but Oxford’s defence - inspired by an excellent performance from captain Kate Roper - stood firm, and in spite of their dominance, Cambridge ended the half trailing 1-0. The start of the second half saw a renewed onslaught on the Oxford goal. From the kick off a beautiful passing move saw Cambridge centre-back Claire Hollingsworth send a perfectly-judged ball over the head of Roper and into the path of Hughes, whose shot went nar- rowly wide. The equaliser seemed certain to arrive, and it did so not long into the second half when Haydock’s pass found Catherine Murphy, whose skill took her past two opponents and allowed her to fire in a low shot. She was denied by the post, but Fisher, arriving in the six-yard box, stroked home the rebound to put the sides on level terms. Cambridge continued to dominate, with Haydock and Lisa Grimes never allowing Oxford’s midfield to take hold of the game. Strong sec- ond half displays from full-backs Lizzie Richardson and Clare Ross kept the Dark Blues’ wingers at bay, while the ever-energetic Murphy continued to threaten at the other end, but nobody was able to find a winner as the game headed into extra time. Chances came and went for both teams and as Hollingsworth failed to connect when sliding onto a low ball at the far post at the death, the growing air of inevitability began to set in. And sure enough, penalties it was. This time, however, the Light Blues showed great technique and composure, Haydock, Grimes and Clare Longden all scoring their kicks, with Langley saving Fisher’s effort. O’Dea denied Oxford’s third and fourth takers, leaving Murphy to step up and slot the ball into the bottom corner, sending Cambridge and their travelling support wild with delight. Proud captain Grimes commented: “It was a tough game and there were a lot of tired legs out there but Cambridge were the stronger team throughout and were unlucky not to win outright within 90 minutes. Penalties are never a nice way to end a game but we thoroughly deserved to come away victorious today.” Squanderers Go 2nd CAMBRIDGE 10 LONG SUTTON 0 Tom Bullock T he Squanderers (Cambridge University 3’s hockey) went into Saturday’s match on the back of a 6 match unbeaten run, looking to cement 2nd place in the league. Up against bottom of the table Long Sutton prematch confidence was high. The game started at high pace, with Long Sutton soon resorting to packing the D, in a vain attempt to slow the pace of the game. The pressure soon told, and they found the ball penetrating their defence at will, although the final touch from the light blues was lacking. It took until the tenth minute for the deadlock to be broken, with a well worked short corner falling to Owen Kemp at the back post, Kemp, down from the 2’s for the day made no mistake and coolly slotted home, giving Cambridge By this stage the midfield were running rampant the lead. This break through led to a period of prolonged possession and trying for outcomes in the D, Cambridge won two penalty flicks in quick succession, James Hindson scoring the first, and Captain Tom Bullock the second. The forth goal followed just before half time, with Andrew Bailey making a break into the area and Bullock picking up the rebound off the ‘keeper. Cambridge started the second half with a very attacking 3-3-4 line up, looking to enhance their goal difference. The aggressive change worked, with the backs pushing high, Mumford and Edwards, two defenders both added to the total. By this stage the midfield were running rampant with crosses flying into the area from all angles, seeing 4 more past the Long Sutton goalkeeper, leaving the final score at 10-0 to the light blues. Next week sees the Squanderer’s take on the team challenging them for second, Ely City, in what is a true 6-pointer and should be a much closer contest. The Cambridge Student | 28/02/08 Email: [email protected] NEXT WEEK WARM-UP TO: THE BOAT RACE THE WARM-UP Sport|39 Ice Hockey: Violence on Ice? Michael Ostheimer VARSITY FOOTBALL Mark Baxter T he 124th Varsity football match will be played at Craven Cottage on the 29th March. With kickoff at 1:15pm and a special area sectioned off outside the stadium on the bank of the Thames for Cambridge football fans, it is hoped that as many people as possible will attend both the football and the boat race. The stadium will be a hive of activity, with the terrace providing an excellent viewing platform for thousands of sports enthusiasts. Form Guide: Overall, the Blues have had a poor season given the talent that is present within the squad. However, they have been extremely unlucky in terms of injuries, with one week in Michealmas depriving them of 11 players for their next game. When everyone has been fit, the Blues have shown their capabilities as demonstrated by their demolition of Loughborough III’s 5-0 in one of their BUSA games. With a number of games scheduled for the next few weeks, Anthony Murphy’s side will be looking to build some momentum to take them into the Varsity match. In contrast, Oxford, who are coached by Arsenal legend Martin Keown, have enjoyed a very successful season. They won their BUSA league, losing only once in the process and appear to be in fine form. Key Player: Matt Stock – It is no coincidence that the majority of the Blues goals this season have come when Stock has been playing. With his blistering pace, great touch and calmness in front of goal, he could be the difference between the two teams on 29th March. He has been unlucky with injuries this year, but if he remains fit, the Oxford defence are in for a tiring 90mins. Others to look out for Michael Johnson – Has the vision to cause Oxford problems especially if he gets lots of the ball in good positions Alex Coleman – Alex was captain last year and is a big influence in the centre of the park with his strong tackling and late surges into the box Prediction: With Varsity being a one-off match, form goes out the window. Cambridge have an abundance of experience with veterans Dean, Turnbull, Pantelides, Coleman and Mills and will be gunning for a third successive Varsity victory for the first time since 1988. I expect the match to be a close affair that may, for the second year running, be decided on penalties. 2-2 with Cambridge to win again on penalties Tickets: £12 for a program, the match and prime boat race viewing. £8 for the match alone. Tickets can be bought online (www.fulhamfc. com), from any university player within your college or if you email Will Lalande (whl23). OXFORD vs CAMBRIDGE 1:15 pm Saturday 29th March 2008 Squad of 16 from: Goalkeepers: James Dean (Darwin) Stu Ferguson (King’s) Chris Ellis (Jesus) Defenders: Nick Pantelides (John’s) Chris Turnbull (Christ’s) Ali Hakimi (Darwin) Jamie Brown (Christs) Anthony Murphy (c) (Sidney) Matt Leung (Downing) Wayne Redmond (John’s) Midfielders: Jamie Rutt (Trinity) Alex Coleman (Queens’) Will Lalande (Queens’) David Mills (Catz) Mark Baxter (Selwyn) Luke Pendelbury (Homerton) Mike Stark (Selwyn) Eddie Burrows (Fitz) Strikers: Michael Johnson (Jesus) Matt Stock (Catz) Chris Gotch (Trinity) Matt Amos (Queens’) Mattie Gethin (Girton) T he word ‘ice’, by itself and in a nondrink related context, has a ring about it that either implies a painful production of Aladdin on ice with lots of spandex and glitter, or glacial trekking and big fur coats. Simply add the word ‘hockey’ and suddenly your mental image is transformed into two guys tearing their gloves off and pummelling each other to kingdom come as they slip over and slide into the glass wall. Do, however, note that the Cambridge University Ice Hockey Club has put a link to ‘Cambridge on Ice’, the Parker’s Piece spectacular, on its website. The fact that the first players of the game were Crimean War Veterans from the Canadian Rifles somehow makes perfect sense when you see the game played. The goal keeper was assigned the name ‘goal minder’ which has a brilliant violent mafia type connotation. Reinforcing such an analogy is the fact that when the ‘minder’ commits a foul, one of the other team/ gang members serves his time for him in the penalty box/prison. One of the Cambridge University minders is Gareth Barry, sizing up at 6’9”. If I were you, I opt against arguments with him where possible. When kitted up, the players, especially the minder, look to me like the end product putting Robocop on ice skates. I myself would quite like to do this but I fear that TCS funding is inadequate for such a task. The only downside to the kit that I can see is that the stick looks ever so slightly like a really long-handled cooking spatula. To quash such a claim, product descriptions such as: “The .520 power taper helps increase torsional stiffness to maximize loading with less torquing,” keep such sticks well out of the reach of the long-range chef. When kitted up, the players look like Robocop on ice skates You know a sport’s doing well when the computer games for it have built in parts for punch ups and special moves when beating up other players: for those that play in real life it must be well worth the efforts. I somewhat resemble an arrow when on ice skates: straight and true, and very quick – but unlikely to stop without hitting someone, something or eventually resigning myself to the ground. As a result I may choose to recreate my own version of ice hockey at Parker’s Piece once a year, but other than that my options are limited. If it’s a similar story for yourself – do come join me. ICE HOCKEY IN CAMBRIDGE Founded in 1885, the Cambridge University Ice Hockey Club is one of the oldest hockey clubs in existence. The first Varsity Match was played in 1885 at St. Moritz in Switzerland, and the annual Cambridge-Oxford match has been recognised by the Hockey Hall of Fame as the oldest ongoing hockey rivalry in the world. The 2008 Varsity Match will be played away at Oxford this year on Saturday 1st March. Prospective players for next year should contact Blues Captain Chris Hurn ([email protected]). SPORT SPORTIN INBRIEF BRIEF FOOTBALL JOHN’S CRUSH HAPLESS HOMERTON John’s systematically destroyed a poor, if slightly understrength, Homerton outfit 5-0 in the first plate semi-final on Sunday. They will go on to face fellow first division Catz who edged past a resilient Magdalene by two goals to one. WATER POLO CAMBRIDGE WARM-UP TO VARSITY TRAMPOLINING BLUES BOUNCE BACK A correction from last week: It was in fact the Cambridge 2nds team that was defeated by Warwick, whereas the 1st team beat them comprehensively. They were also victorious over City last Thursday 9-8. Cambridge beat Oxford 431 - 381.1 in the trampolining Varsity match this week. All three teams beat Oxford and the light blues also wrapped up individual victories in all three categories. SHOOTING CAMBRIDGE BORE RIVALS Cambridge ‘upped the ante’ in the Varsity battles of the last week, taking out some small-bore shotguns to teach ‘the Scum’ a lesson. CUSBC thrashed Oxford University Rifle Club. Their score was higher than any score in Varsity history, earning Gaz Morris, Ed Dickson, James Diviney and Peter Brett half blues. Don’t mess with them. FOOTBALL JESUS DISPATCH DOWNING Jesus defeated Downing 1-0 in the semi-final of the Shield competition. Captain Jordan Clay cooly dispatched a first-half penalty to take his side through to the final against either Queens or Caius in two weeks time. Sport INSIDE The Cambridge Student |28/02/08 Email: [email protected] Tel: +44 (0) 1223 761 685 THE WARM-UP: VARSITY FOOTBALL Photo: Chris Daniels / Hammad Parwaiz Cambridge defeat Oxford in Frisbee Varsity Hammad Parwaiz O n Friday February 22 the Cambridge University Ultimate Frisbee teams, also known as Strange Blue (SB), travelled down to Oxford for the annual Indoor Varsity games. This year, much like the past three years, turned out to be very fruitful for the SB teams, who won two out of their three games. The SB first team won comfortably 12-7, the second team narrowly lost 12-14 and the women’s team well and truly trounced Oxford, also known as OW, 13-3. The day started off with the second’s game. OW came out strong, and their greater experience of playing indoor Frisbee showed early on in the game, as they stretched an early lead. But with some good handling from SB and some solid end zone play, SB managed to stay in touch. At 11-7 down, the game looked to be slipping away, but sheer determination and great Frisbee led SB to equalise at 12-12. This then led to a tense period where the teams had to play to a cap of 14 points. The next few minutes were crucial. The competitiveness of the game created a great atmosphere, as supporters of both sides got involved from the sidelines. But the game had a cruel finish for SB, with OW stealing two quick points to take the game 14-12. Not an ideal start, but there were two more games to come. Next, it was the turn of the SB first team. The pressure was on to retain the title of varsity indoor champions for the fourth year in a row. The game was extremely close at the beginning. Both teams came out with a sense of urgency and played with intensity. Teams were scoring alternate points, and there was not much separating the two sides. Both sides had to work extremely hard for each point, and the game was delicately poised at The Cambridge 1st team won 12-7, whilst the 2nd team lost 12-14. The women’s team were comprehensive victors 13-3. 4-4. It could have gone either way. But SB stepped it up a gear and accelerated away to an 11-4 lead, and once in front, never looked like relinquishing the lead. They looked the better team, with the extra training and fitness sessions showing in their performance on the pitch. There was strong handling from the captain, Simon Dathan, and the president, Chris ‘Magic’ Rowlands, as well as skilful end zone play with some awesome grabs. A few sloppy errors resulted in a 12-7 score line, but this did not detract from the superb performance by an SB team that was quite simply too much for OW to handle. After the match, Jon Middleton was named Cambridge’s most valued player, for his unbeatable end zone play and numerous scores. Speaking after the match, Simon Dathan, captain of the first team, told The Cambridge Student, “Oxford got some good blocks and quick scores, however, we were able to identify their strengths and adapt our defence to contain their game and this allowed us to take our chances on offence and build up a comfortable lead. “Although Oxford got a few late points we held out for the win and look forward to competing again during the outdoor season.” With a big victory under their belt, it was now the turn of the SB women to shine. They were fast off the blocks, racing to an 11-1 lead. There were some great passes, especially from Kelly Hogan, and elusive end zone play from Susanna Bidgood, and others, that allowed for easy scoring. ‘We were able to identify their strengths and adapt our defence to contain their game’ Oxford struggled to put passes together, which was in stark contrast to SB, who played flowing Frisbee. They looked on form, and followed up their success at Women’s indoor nationals, where they secured 10th place after being seeded 14th, with another significant victory here. The final score line in the women’s game was SB 13-3 OW; a deserved result that truly reflected the gulf in quality between the two sides. It capped off a successful day for SB Ultimate Frisbee, who now are planning for the outdoor season ahead, starting with University Student Outdoor Regionals on the weekend of March 1-2, which is being hosted by Cambridge.