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SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 6
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.30 ■ Hyundai Country Calendar
(G, R, C)
7.00 Rural Delivery (G)
7.30 Infomercials
9.00 Come Dine with Me
Omnibus (PGR, R)
11.30 Tagata Pasifika
Noon ■ MasterChef: The
Professionals – Australia
(G, R, C)
1.00 ■ Paddock to Plate (G)
Matt Moran searches out
Australia’s culinary treasures.
Today: The Yarra Valley,
Victoria
2.00 ■ Four Rooms (G) UK reality
series in which members of
the public attempt to sell
their collectables to 12 of
Britain’s top dealers.
3.00 Is Modern Medicine Killing
You? (G, R, HD, C) Today: Dr
Pitsilis combats a new mum’s
risky weight issues, and
treats a case of permanent
morning sickness.
3.30 Code: 1 (PGR, R, HD, C)
4.00 ■ Outback Wrangler
(G, R, C) Animal expert Matt
Wright works to relocate
animals around Australia.
5.00 The ITM Fishing Show (C)
Today: Matt has managed to
get Jimmy Spithill and Dean
Barker to agree to duke it
out again, but this time Matt
is going to make sure Dean
has a fighting chance.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Hyundai Country Calendar
(HD, C) Tonight: Six
generations of a family have
run a Wairarapa farm, and
after more than 160 years,
they feel so strongly linked
to the land they could never
sell it.
7.30 Location Location Location
(G, C) Buckinghamshire &
Berkshire: Kirstie Allsopp and
Phil Spencer help two sets
of home buyers who want
everything.
8.30 Coronation Street (PGR, C,
AD) Tonight: Kirsty gives
birth; Tracy tries to get a
rise out of Michelle; and will
Chesney manage to hold his
tongue?
9.30 ■ Happy Hour (HD, C, AD)
Local variety show hosted
by Keisha Castle-Hughes and
Temuera Morrison.
10.30 ■ Gran Torino (2009, AO,
R, HD, C) A war veteran
confront his prejudices
against his Hmong
neighbours when someone
tries to steal his prized Gran
Torino. Clint Eastwood, Bee
Vang, Geraldine Hughes.
Films, page 70
12.45am Piha Rescue (G, R, C)
1.10 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
3.05 Neighbourhood
(G, R, HD, C)
3.35 Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 The Key of David
6.00 Guess How Much I Love You
(G, R, C)
6.10 Fireman Sam (G)
6.20 Paw Patrol (G, C)
6.45 Jake & the Neverland Pirates
(G, C)
7.10 The Tom and Jerry Show
(G, C)
7.30 Robot & Monster (G, R, C)
7.55 Randy Cunningham: 9th
Grade Ninja (G, C)
8.20 Generator Rex (G, R, C)
8.45 Transformers Prime
Beasthunters (G, R, C)
9.10 Regular Show (G, C)
9.35 Zeke and Luther (G, C)
10.00 2Kaha (PGR)
10.30 Rodney (G, R, C)
11.00 The Amazing Race:
Australia v New Zealand
(PGR, R, C)
12.05 Oh Sit! (G, R, C)
1.00 ■ The Vineyard (G)
2.00 ■ Secret Life of the
American Teenager (G)
3.00 The Fosters (PGR)
4.00 Step by Step (G, R, C)
4.30 Full House (G, R, C)
5.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 According to Jim (G, R, C)
Anec-Don’ts: Cheryl, upset
that Jim thinks her daily
anecdotes are boring, steals
Dana’s story about meeting
Oprah.
6.00 72 Hours (G, C) Today: The
three teams are dropped on
Flinders Island off the coast
of Tasmania.
7.00 ■ The Proposal (2009, PGR,
R, C, AD) A Canadian living
in New York convinces her
younger assistant to act as
her fiance so that she may
avoid deportation. Sandra
Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary
Steenburgen, Betty White.
Films, page 70
9.10 ■ Grandma’s Boy (2006,
AO, R, C, AD) After being
evicted, a 35-year-old game
tester is forced to move
in with his grandmother
and her two friends. Allen
Covert, Doris Roberts, Linda
Cardellini. Films, page 70
11.05 Wentworth (AO, R, C)
Born Again: Three months
after Jacs Holt’s death, new
governor Joan Ferguson
instantly makes an enemy of
Franky. Whatever It Takes:
Bea attempts to get revenge,
and there is an attraction
between Doreen and a
visiting male prisoner.
12.55am ■ Rachel Getting Married
(2008, AO, R, C) When
an estranged daughter
returns home for her sister’s
wedding, long-simmering
tensions come to the surface.
Anne Hathaway
3.05 The Celebrity Apprentice
(PGR, R)
4.40 Melissa & Joey (G)
5.00 2Kaha (PGR, R)
5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written
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6.00 Charles Stanley
6.30 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, R, HD)
7.00 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G, R, HD)
7.30 Infomercials
9.30 The Nation
10.30 Both Worlds (G, HD, C)
11.00 Project Runway (PGR, R, C)
Noon Million Dollar Listing (G)
1.00 ■ America’s Next Top
Model: College Edition
(PGR, R)
2.00 The X Factor Australia
(G, R, C)
5.00 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G, HD)
5.30 The Simpsons (G, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Destroyed in Seconds
(G, R, C)
7.30 Ice Road Truckers (PGR,
HD, C) Tonight: In the war
for supremacy on the winter
roads, Polar Industries has
pulled ahead of rival VP
Express.
8.30 SVU (AO, C) Beautiful
Frame: Two suspects are
tried for the same murder in
separate court proceedings.
9.25 Blue Bloods (AO, HD, C) The
Uniform: Danny and Jackie
investigate a murder at a
diner, and the chief suspect
is a fellow officer.
10.20 ■ Margaret (2011, HD, C) A
high school student feels
certain that she inadvertently
played a role in an accident
that claimed a woman’s life,
and attempts to set things
right. Anna Paquin, J SmithCameron, Matt Damon.
1.30am Infomercials
5.00 Hillsong (G)
5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley
FOUR
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6.00 Children’s Programmes
3.30 Infomercials 4.30 Pukana
(G) 5.00 iCarly (G) 5.30 Big Time
Rush (G) 6.00 Everybody Hates
Chris (G, R) Everybody Hates
Kwanzaa: Chris has to do a good
deed as a school assignment, so
he decides to help Kill Moves find
his estranged mother. 6.30 ■ The
Sandlot (1993, G, R) A man who
has just moved to a new area joins
the local sandlot ball team, despite
being unable to play baseball.
James Earl Jones, Patrick Renna,
Tom Guiry. 8.35 ■ The Godfather
Part II (1974, AO, R) A young Mafia
don expands his organised crime
empire in New York during the
1950s. Al Pacino, Robert Duvall,
Diane Keaton. 12.25am It’s Always
Sunny In Philadelphia (AO, R)
Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties:
Frank finds himself in the child
beauty-pageant business and fears
that people might think that he is
in it for the wrong reasons. 12.55
Excused (AO, R) 1.20 NZOWN
(PGR) 1.50 – 6.00 Infomercials
TV3: Margaret, 10.20pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
11.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway UK
(PGR, R)
Noon NRL Fulltime (G)
12.30 The Crowd Goes Wild
Omnibus (G, R)
3.00 Bondi Rescue (PGR)
3.30 Rugby ITM Cup,
Tasman v Waikato.
5.30 Prime News
6.00 James May’s 20th Century
(G, R)
6.30 Lorraine Pascale: Baking
Made Easy (G) Basic pizza
dough.
7.00 Storage Wars (PGR, R)
Tonight: Jarrod and Brandi’s
good luck continues, but
Barry, on the other hand, is
well off his game.
7.30 New Zealand from Above
(G, R) Tonight: The West
Coast; rainforests and
glaciers; and the South
Island’s golden Northern
beaches.
8.30 Rugby All Blacks v
Argentina, from Napier.
11.00 Psych (PGR) Shawn 2.0:
Shawn is faced with a man
whose profiling skills rival his
own. One, Maybe Two, Ways
Out: Shawn and Gus find
themselves in the middle of
a Bourne Identity-like hunt
and chase.
12.50am – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
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10.00am Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 The Big Hit (R)
2.30 Homai Te Pakipaki (G, R)
3.30 2014 Waka Ama Sprints (R)
4.30 Swagger (G, R)
5.00 Kapa Haka: Behind the
Faces (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Journey to the West (G)
7.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
7.30 ■ Twins (1988, PGR, R) A
36-year-old man bred in a
genetic experiment as the
perfect specimen discovers
that he has a less-thanperfect twin brother. Arnold
Schwarzenegger, Danny
DeVito, Kelly Preston.
9.30 ■ Mad Bastards (2010, AO,
R) A man travels across the
Kimberley desert in order
to find the son he has never
met. Dean Daley-Jones, Karla
Hart. Films, page 70
11.10 – 11.40 News: Te Kaea (R)
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00
6.25
7.10
7.35
8.00
8.30
9.00
10.00
10.30
Rural Delivery (G, R)
Do or Die (G, R, C)
Sunday (R, C)
Tagata Pasifika (R)
Praise Be (G)
Attitude (HD, C, AD)
Q+A (C)
Marae
Waka Huia Today: Rutene
Ahuroa Irwin has always
been passionate about
preserving the past as
a stairway for the next
generation into the future.
11.00 Neighbourhood (G, HD,
C) Oratia: Italian-born
Alessandra Zecchini provides
a tour of Oratia, a rural
community of about 2500
on the border of Auckland’s
city sprawl.
11.30 Fire Scene Investigation
(G, R, C)
11.55 River Monsters (G, R, C)
Mongolian Mauler: When
Jeremy Wade hears of a
recent attack in a Mongolian
river, he wonders if it could
be the work of a giant fish
so rare that it is more legend
than fact.
12.55 Secret Location (G, R, C)
Teresa and Fiona: Teresa
Barron has fallen hard for
Otley in Yorkshire, but that
gives her a tiny search area
that can not accommodate
her hefty wish-list.
1.50 My Kitchen Rules New
Zealand (R, HD, C)
4.55 ■ Africa’s Giant Killers (G,
AD) Africa’s largest herd
of elephants and a fearless
pride of young lions come
face-to-face in a fight for
survival.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Sunday (C) With Miriama
Kamo.
Zealand (HD, C, another
episode screens on Tuesday)
Tonight: In Lower Hutt, a
fireman and his flame host
a three-course meal for the
judges and four rival teams.
8.35 Call the Midwife (PGR, C,
AD) Tonight: Sister Julienne
receives a call from Holloway
Prison, where the Salvation
Army, which usually provides
midwifery for female
inmates, has been struck
down with influenza.
9.40 A Place to Call Home
(AO, C, AD) A Kiss to Build
a Dream On: On the eve
of Sarah and George’s
engagement party, Sarah’s
Aunt Peg arrives.
10.40 ■ Rake (AO, R, C, AD)
Season one of the Australian
drama series. R v Murray:
Greene defends a cannibal
professor.
11.50 Q+A (R, C)
12.55am Attitude (R, HD, C, AD)
1.25 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
3.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
6.00 Pajanimals (G, R, C)
6.10 Buzzy Bee and Friends
(G, R, C)
6.15 Wiki the Kiwi (G, HD, C)
6.25 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
(G, C)
6.45 Henry Hugglemonster (G, C)
7.10 SpongeBob SquarePants
(G, R, C)
7.35 Sanjay & Craig (G, R, C)
8.00 What Now?
10.00 Shortland Street
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
Noon Scrubs (PGR, R, C)
12.30 Pretty Little Liars (C)
1.30 The 100 (PGR, C)
2.30 Once Upon a Time in
Wonderland (PGR, C) Bad
Blood: In the past, the young
Jafar’s mother dies, setting
him on his road to villainy.
3.30 Home and Away (R, C)
Today: Andy may be finally
ready to turn over a new leaf,
and John avoids talking to
Jett about his feelings.
6.00 Hart of Dixie (G, C) Back in
the Saddle Again: Zoe and
Lemon find some common
ground, and Wade becomes
suspicious of Vivian’s ex’s
true intentions.
7.00 The Big Bang Theory
(G, R, C) The Cruciferous
Vegetable Amplification:
When Sheldon realises he
will not live long enough to
download his consciousness
into a robot body, he
attempts to extend his
lifespan.
7.30 The Middle (G, R, C) Forced
Family Fun (Part 1): Frankie
insists the family take a
vacation before school starts,
but Mike’s suggestion of a
camping trip brings back
bad memories.
8.00 The Neighbors (G, C)
Supreme Like Me: Marty and
Debbie cause a rift between
Jackie and her parents,
and Larry steps up his job
hunting to prove himself to
Jackie’s family.
8.30 ■ White Chicks (2004, R,
C) Two black FBI agents go
undercover as spoilt, white
teenage heiresses to foil
a kidnapping plot. Shawn
Wayans, Marlon Wayans,
Jaime King. Films, page 70
10.45 ■ Piranha (2010, AO, R, C,
AD) A tremor sets scores
of prehistoric man-eating
fish free in a lake in Arizona
and a local sheriff tries to
allay the carnage. Richard
Dreyfuss, Ving Rhames,
Elisabeth Shue, Christopher
Lloyd.
12.25am ■ The River (AO, R, HD)
1.15
Jeremy Kyle (PGR, R)
2.10 ■ Partners (PGR, R)
2.55 Infomercials
3.30 ■ 20/20 (R, C)
4.15 It Is Written (R)
4.45 Beverly Hills Nannies (G, R)
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6.00 Life TV (G)
6.30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong
(G)
7.00 Charles Stanley (G)
8.00 Universal Church of the
Kingdom of God: UCKG TV
8.30 Turning Point with David
Jeremiah (G)
9.00 Re-Think (G)
9.30 three60
10.00 The Nation (C)
11.00 The Best of Campbell Live
11.35 3rd Degree (R, C)
12.30 Crime Exposed
(PGR, R, HD, C)
1.00 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G)
2.00 Motorsport Mahindra
Endurance Series
2.30 Motorsport (HD)
Monster Jam.
3.00 Motorsport NHRA, round 16.
4.10 Motorsport (HD)
MotoGP, round 12.
5.00 The Simpsons (G, C)
5.30 PlaceMakers Big Angry Fish
(G, HD)
6.00 3 News
7.00 The X Factor Australia (G,
C, another episode screens
tomorrow) Tonight: The top
11 hit the stage.
9.00 ■ The Descendants (2011,
AO, HD, C) A man attempts
to repair his relationship
with his two daughters
after his wife is injured in a
boating accident. George
Clooney, Shailene Woodley.
Films, page 70
11.25 Hounds (AO, R, HD)
11.55 The Radio (PGR, R)
12.25am Would I Lie to You?
(AO, R)
12.55 Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @
Hillsong TV (G, R)
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6.00 Sesame Street (G, R)
Children’s Programmes 3.30
Infomercials 4.30 Pukana (G) 5.00
iCarly (G) 5.30 Big Time Rush
(G) 6.00 Everybody Hates Chris
(G, R) 6.30 Top Chef (G) Tonight:
The chefs demonstrate how New
Orleans has inspired their dishes.
7.30 America’s Next Top Model
(PGR) Tonight: Thirty-one guys and
girls compete to see who can take
the best selfie. 8.30 Glee (PGR, R)
Lights Out: The glee club members
perform acoustic songs after the
power goes out, and Isabelle asks
Kurt to volunteer at a charity event.
9.30 Witches of East End (AO) A
Parching Imbued: A mysterious
professor with old connections
to the Beauchamps tries to help
Freya regain her powers. 10.25
Unsupervised (AO, R) Stupid Idiots:
When Gary and Joel discover
that they are in the “slow” track at
school, they spearhead an uprising
to abolish academic “segregation”.
10.50 Entertainment Tonight (G)
11.45 – 6.00am Infomercials
TV2: Piranha, 10.45pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
10.30
Noon
1.00
Religious Programming (G)
Sport Box (G)
Great Outdoors (G, R)
Whose Line Is It Anyway UK
(PGR, R)
1.30 Mainfreight Rugby (G)
2.30 Rugby (G, R)
4.30 Rugby Nation (G)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 MasterChef USA (G)
7.00 Storage Wars (PGR, R)
Tonight: Darrell finds treasure
in his son’s pile of trash, and
Dave barks a lot, but is there
any bite behind it?
7.30 Doctor Who (PGR) Into
the Dalek: A Dalek fleet
surrounds a lone rebel
ship, and confronted with a
decision that could change
the Daleks forever, the
Doctor is forced to examine
his own conscience.
8.30 Poirot (PGR) Dead Man’s
Folly: Poirot visits Devon,
where Ariadne Oliver is
staging a murder-hunt game
at a summer fete.
10.30 Who Do You Think You
Are? UK (G) Tonight: Actress
Emilia Fox wants to know
how far back her family’s
acting roots go.
11.45 Wild Boys (PGR) Tonight:
Ruby is murdered, and it
is unclear if she was killed
by Fuller or mistaken for
Catherine.
12.45am – 6.00 Home Shopping
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10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
2.00 Tangaroa with Pio (G, R)
2.30 My Country Song (G, R)
3.30 Rugby League Today: UK
Super League, St Helens v
Warrington.
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Kai Time on the Road (G)
Today: Rewi Spraggon cooks
up Cook Islands veges.
6.30 Kuia (G)
7.30 Rugby League Tonight: NRL
Premiership, Cowboys v
Manly.
9.40 ■ The Red House (2012,
AO) A couple from different
backgrounds prepare to
travel to China to look after
the wife’s ailing parents. Lee
Stuart, Meng Jia Stuart.
Films, page 70
12.00am – 12.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00
9.00
10.00
11.00
Breakfast
Good Morning (G)
The Chase (G, R, C)
Peter Andre’s 60 Minute
Makeover (G, C) Brentwood:
Pete and the team are in
Essex to spring a surprise on
Shirley Jennings.
Noon ONE News (C)
12.30 Coronation Street (PGR,
R, C, AD) Today: Kirsty
demands her money; Tracy
hatches a plan for revenge;
and Eileen hides the truth
from Paul.
1.30 Coach Trip (PGR, R, C)
Today: The coach drives into
Germany; a preacher and her
husband join the party; and
the Brits have a bouncy ride
at a local car museum.
2.00 Four Weddings USA (G, R)
3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G)
David Dickinson hosts an
antiques appraisal show.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C)
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (C)
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Seven Sharp (C)
7.30 Purina Pound Pups to Dog
Stars (G, HD, C) Dallas:
Found severely malnourished
and with puppies in tow,
Dallas the huntaway cross
has been handpicked by
trainers Mark and Jaz for a
new life.
8.00 Fair Go (G, C)
With Pippa Wetzell and
Gordon Harcourt.
8.30 Criminal Minds (AO, C,
AD) Strange Fruit: When
skeletons are found in
the backyard of a Virginia
home, the BAU centres its
investigation on the family
living there, unearthing
secrets rooted in the past
racial divisions of the South.
9.30 Castle (AO, C) Need to
Know: With Beckett still in
DC, Castle and the boys
investigate the murder of
a former child star, but the
case takes a turn when
agents from Washington
take over the investigation.
10.30 ONE News Tonight (C)
11.00 Person of Interest (AO,
R, C, AD) Critical: When
The Machine gives Reese
and Finch the number of a
surgeon, they are forced to
seek help from an unlikely
source.
11.55 ■ The Investigator (AO,
R, C) Tonight: Bryan Bruce
re-examines the case of
29-year-old Australian
Janelle Patton, who was
brutally murdered by chef
Glen McNeill on Norfolk
Island in 2002.
12.50am Te Karere (R, C)
1.15
Infomercials
5.05 Impact for Life
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.55
7.00
7.20
7.45
Creflo Dollar
Tiki Tour (G, R, HD, C)
Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C)
Stitch! (G, R, C)
Teen Titans Go! (G, R, C)
The League of Super Evil
(G, C)
8.15 Fishtronaut (G, C)
8.40 Mike the Knight (G, R, C)
8.50 Fireman Sam (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
11.00 Neighbours (G, R, C)
Noon Shortland Street
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
12.30 Two and a Half Men
(PGR, R, C)
1.00 ■ Jeremy Kyle (PGR)
2.00 Jeremy Kyle USA (PGR)
3.28 Angry Birds Toons (G, R)
3.30 Monsters vs Aliens (G, C)
4.00 Liv & Maddie (G, C)
4.30 The 4.30 Show
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 Home and Away (C) Today:
Andy’s bad choices bring
Brax’s old enemy back.
6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One
Where Everyone Finds Out:
Ross finds out about Monica
and Chandler.
6.30 Neighbours (G, C) Tonight:
Daniel and Amber are in a
precarious situation.
7.00 Shortland Street (PGR,
HD, C, AD) Tonight: Nicole
pays the price for Leanne’s
happiness. Writers Laura
Hill and Lynette CrawfordWilliams, director Katherine
McRae.
7.30 Ground Floor (PGR, C) Off
to the Races: Brody tries to
turn his fling with Jenny into
something more by going
on a date.
8.00 Cougar Town (PGR, C)
Depending on You: Bobby is
shocked to find out that Dog
Travis is pregnant.
8.30 Wentworth (AO, C)
Boys in the Yard: Simmo
returns to prison and starts
selling drugs for Brayden,
and Bea befriends her in
order to lure Brayden into
a trap.
9.30 Grey’s Anatomy (PGR, C) I’m
Winning: Meredith and Bailey
try to hide their jealousy
when Cristina receives
a phone call that might
change her life.
10.30 Shameless (AO, C) Iron City:
An accident lands Fiona in
county jail, and Frank gets
some sobering news.
11.40 Happy Endings (G, R, HD, C)
12.30am Devious Maids (PGR, R, C)
1.25 Infomercials
2.25 Desperate Housewives
(AO, R, HD, C)
3.15 GCB (PGR, R, HD, C)
3.55 Bethenny (PGR, R, HD)
4.40 The 4.30 Show (R)
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8.30
11.25
Noon
12.30
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
The Nanny (PGR, C)
3 News
Entertainment Tonight
(G, R)
1.00 Dr Phil (AO, HD) Today:
Newlyweds Whose
Relationship Changed After
Their Wedding.
2.00 HomeMADE (PGR, R)
3.00 ■ The Biggest Loser (G) US
weight-loss competition.
4.00 Rachael Ray (G, HD)
4.55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals
(G, C)
5.25 Million Dollar Minute (G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live With John
Campbell.
7.30 The X Factor Australia (G, C)
Tonight: The results show.
8.30 ■ All About Steve (2009,
PGR, R, HD, C) An eccentric
crossword puzzler follows a
CNN cameraman all over the
country, convinced that he is
her true love. Sandra Bullock,
Bradley Cooper, Thomas
Haden Church. Films, page
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10.40 The Paul Henry Show
11.10 Sons of Anarchy (AO, HD,
C) Kiss: The Niners make
a new alliance that causes
problems for SAMCRO, and
Tara asks Margaret Murphy
for a favour.
12.15am Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 City Impact Church
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
10.00 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame
Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R)
3.00 Sticky TV (G) 4.30 SMASH!
(G, R) 6.30 Just Shoot Me! (G,
R) 7.00 The Simpsons (G, R) The
7.30 How I Met Your Mother (PGR,
R) The Time Travelers: Futuristic
doppelgängers of Barney and Ted
try to persuade them to attend a
Robots vs Wrestlers competition.
8.00 Bad Teacher (PGR) Nix the
Fat Week: Two overbearing mums
threaten to pull their son out of
Nixon Middle to protest Meredith’s
teaching methods. 8.30 New Girl
(PGR, R) Halloween: Jess gets hired
as a zombie at a haunted house.
9.00 The Crazy Ones (PGR) The
Intern: Sydney worries about how
others view her. 9.25 ■ Community
(PGR) Introduction to Finality:
Jeff represents Shirley in a dispute
with Pierce. 9.55 Raising Hope (G,
R) Hogging All the Glory: Sarah
Louise announces her plans to run
for another term as chairperson of
the Natesville church group. 10.25
American Horror Story: Asylum
(AO, R) The Name Game: The
Monsignor resolves to help Sister
Mary Eunice battle the Devil within.
11.20 Entertainment Tonight (G)
11.45 – 6.00am Infomercials
TV1: Castle, 9.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
1.55
3.00
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
The Test (PGR)
MythBusters (PGR, R)
(PGR, R)
3.30 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
4.00 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G, R)
5.00 Deal or No Deal (G)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Escape to the Country (G)
7.30 Best of Top Gear (PGR)
8.30 60 Minutes (PGR)
9.30 ■ Sex in 69 (AO, part 1
of 2) US documentary
series about the the sexual
revolution in America.
Letterman (G)
12.00am Home Shopping
2.00 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
2.00 Korero Mai (G, R)
3.00 Kai Time on the Road (G, R)
3.30 Dora Matatoa (G)
4.00 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.00 Toi Whakaari (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga o te
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G)
7.30 #HAKANATION (G)
8.00 Behind the Brush (G)
Tonight: The Maori MP who
took on the church.
8.30 Kowhiri 2014: Electorate
Debates Mihingarangi
Forbes hosts the fifth
of seven debates with
candidates in each Maori
electorate.
9.30 Pakipumeka Aotearoa:
Educating Tama (G)
Documentary that follows
the students and staff of
Hastings Boys High School
over the course of one year.
10.30 Rugby League Tonight: NRL,
Warriors v Panthers.
12.40am – 1.10 News: Te Kaea (R)
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00
9.00
10.00
11.00
Breakfast
Good Morning (G)
The Chase (G, R, C)
Makeover (C) Today: Farida
is a single mother to four
children, three of whom live
at home, and her house is in
much need of an upgrade.
Noon ONE News (C)
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C) Today:
Pollard is awkward as a
fragile Val wonders why he
was pretending to sleep last
night, and Zak is annoyed
that Lisa is still determined
to take Belle away.
1.00 Coronation Street (PGR, R,
C, AD) Today: The screws
tighten on Tommy and Tina;
Michelle and Steve meet
Ryan’s girlfriend; and Gloria
arrives.
1.30 Coach Trip (G, R, C) Today:
Brendan takes drastic action
to call a halt to all the latenight partying.
3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C)
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Seven Sharp (C) With Mike
Hosking and Toni Street.
Zealand (HD, C, another
episode screens tomorrow)
Tonight: At their Christchurch
instant restaurant, young
couple Jessie and Ricki
attempt to cook an
ambitious three-course
menu for their fellow
contestants and the judges.
8.35 The Mentalist (AO, C) The
Great Red Dragon: Patrick
Jane finally comes faceto-face with Red John, the
serial killer he has tracked
since the madman murdered
his wife and daughter.
9.30 ■ Unforgettable (AO, C)
Season two of the US crime
series about a detective who
can visually recall everything.
Bigtime: The NYPD’s Major
Crime Division asks Al
and Carrie to assist with a
high-profile kidnapping in
Manhattan.
11.00 Southland (AO, C) Heroes:
Adams and Robinson search
for a John Doe, and Cooper’s
attempt to rescue Hicks is
hampered by past demons.
11.55 Broken Promises Broken
Brides (AO, R, C) Local
documentary about Asian
brides who have been
enticed into marriages in
New Zealand where they
have become victims of
domestic abuse.
1.00am Te Karere (R, C)
1.35 Infomercials
5.05 Faith in Action
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.55
7.00
7.20
7.45
Creflo Dollar
Stitch! (G, R, C)
(G, C)
8.15 Fishtronaut (C)
9.00 Infomercials
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
(PGR, R, C)
3.30 ■ Monsters vs Aliens (G, C)
4.30 The 4.30 Show
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 Home and Away (C)
with the Girl Who Hits Joey:
Ross alienates his neighbours
when he refuses to
contribute to the retirement
donation for the janitor.
6.30 Neighbours (G, C)
Tonight: The tornado
leaves chaos in its wake.
7.00 Shortland Street (PGR, HD,
C, AD) Tonight: Nicole feels
trapped by Leanne’s good
intentions. Writer Roy Ward,
director Katherine McRae.
7.30 ■ Don’t Trust Andrew
Mayne (PGR, C) US reality
series in which magician
Andrew Mayne takes his bag
of tricks to the street to have
fun with innocent people.
8.00 Motorway Patrol (PGR, R,
C) Tonight: Serious speeding
drivers, and a couple of
cheeky pedestrians try their
luck at taking a stroll over
the Harbour Bridge.
8.30 The Amazing Race:
Australia v New Zealand
(C) Tonight: The remaining
teams face more challenges
in Russia, and one duo is
pushed to breaking point.
9.45 Embarrassing Bodies Down
Under (AO, C) All About
Boobs: The doctors focus on
breasts.
10.45 Army Wives (AO, C)
Jackpot: Gloria discovers
Holly has a hidden talent that
could help her fundraising.
11.40 Golden Boy (AO)
Atonement: The team
investigate the murder of a
priest.
12.30am Gordon Behind Bars (AO)
1.25 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD, C)
3.15 GCB (AO, R, HD, C)
4.40 The 4.30 Show (R)
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TV3
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6.00
8.30
11.25
Noon
12.30
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
The Nanny (PGR, C)
3 News
(G, R)
1.00 Dr Phil (AO, HD) Today: My
Girlfriend Is Stealing from Me
and Being Unfaithful.
2.00 The Block NZ (G, R, HD, C)
3.00 The Biggest Loser (G)
(G, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
7.30 The Block NZ (PGR, HD,
tomorrow) Tonight: The
deadline looms for the big
reveal, and one team’s days
could be numbered.
8.40 ■ The Watch (2012, AO, HD,
C) Four suburban guys form
a neighbourhood watch
group and discover that their
town has become overrun
with aliens. Ben Stiller, Vince
Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard
Ayoade. Films, page 70
11.15 ■ The Good Wife (AO, HD)
What’s in the Box?: Alicia
attends emergency court
proceedings, and Peter’s
election is on the line.
12.15am – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.00
Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00
Sticky TV (G) 4.30 SMASH! (G)
6.00 Everybody Hates Chris (G,
R) Everybody Hates the First Kiss:
Chris tries to get an invitation to
a spin-the-bottle party in hopes
of getting his first kiss. 6.30 Just
Shoot Me! (G, R) Erlene and Boo:
When her younger sister arrives in
town, Nina ends up being ignored.
7.00 The Simpsons (G, R) Monty
Can’t Buy Me Love: Mr Burns
attempts to win adoration by
transporting the Loch Ness monster
to Springfield. 7.30 Family Guy
(PGR, R) Three Kings: When Peter
discovers the writing of Stephen
King, he imagines his family in three
of King’s most famous stories. 8.00
The Cleveland Show (PGR, R) Here
Comes the Bribe: After Cleveland
botches his part during the renewal
of their wedding vows, Donna
hustles him to marriage counselling.
8.30 ■ It’s Kind of a Funny Story
(2010, AO, R) A suicidal teenager
gets a new start after he checks
himself into a psychiatric ward.
Zach Galifianakis, Keir Gilchrist,
Emma Roberts. 10.35 90210
(PGR) Into the Wild: Naomi plans
a getaway with Max and ends up
questioning their relationship. 11.30
Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.55 –
6.00am Infomercials
Prime: Twilight Saga: New Moon,
8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
1.55
3.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
The Test (PGR)
(PGR, R)
(PGR, R)
Letterman (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 60 Minutes (PGR, R)
8.30 ■ Twilight Saga: New Moon
(2009, PGR, R) Bella’s heart is
broken when Edward leaves,
but she finds a way to cope
by building a relationship
with Jacob, who has his own
supernatural secret. Kristen
Stewart, Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner.
Letterman (G)
1.15
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G)
8.00 Whare Taonga (PGR, R)
Tonight: Onuku.
8.30 ■ It’s a Girl! (2012, AO, R)
US documentary about the
neglect, abandonment and
murder of young females
around the world, simply
because they are girls.
9.45 Media Take With Russell
Brown and Toi Iti.
10.30 Tagata Pasifika
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
27/08/2014 1:08 pm
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 10
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Breakfast
9.00 Good Morning (G)
With Jeanette Thomas.
10.00 The Chase (G, R, C) UK
gameshow in which teams
attempt to answer quick-fire
questions.
11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute
Makeover (G, C)
Noon ONE News (C)
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C)
Today: Val and Pollard are
walking on eggshells around
each other; Marlon and
Paddy are glum; and Harriet
is dismayed.
1.00 Coronation Street (PGR,
R, C, AD) Today: Tommy’s
traumas tip Tina over the
edge; Michelle struggles to
deal with Tracy; and Chesney
receives a surprise offer
from Cilla.
Today: Brendan leads the
coach into Switzerland,
where he treats the party to
a VIP trip around the Rhine
Falls.
US reality series in which
four brides compete for the
chance to win a dream fivestar honeymoon.
3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C) UK
questions.
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
Zealand (HD, C) Tonight:
The corporate dads, Josh
and Aaron, host their instant
restaurant on Auckland’s
North Shore.
8.35 Benefits Street (AO, C, AD)
UK documentary series
about the residents of a
street in Birmingham, 90%
of whom are on welfare.
Tonight: The parents of
the street, including Mark
and Becky, a young couple
struggling to raise their two
youngsters.
9.35 ■ Billy Connolly’s Big
Send Off (AO, C, AD, part
1 of 2) UK documentary
series in which comedian
Billy Connolly looks at the
many weird and wonderful
attitudes towards death.
11.10 Dallas (AO, C) Ewings Unite:
In the wake of a shocking
revelation, the Ewings have
to pull together.
12.05am ■ 999: What’s Your
Emergency? (AO, R, C)
1.35 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.55
7.00
7.20
7.45
Creflo Dollar
Stitch! (G, R, C)
(G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
11.30 Home and Away (CC, R)
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
12.30 ■ Two and a Half Men
(PGR, R, C)
1.00 Jeremy Kyle USA (AO)
3.00 ■ According to Jim (G, R, C)
(G, R, C)
4.30 The 4.30 Show
Videos (G, R, C)
6.00 Friends (G, R, C)
6.30 Neighbours (G, C)
C, AD) Tonight: Nicole takes
charge of her pregnancy.
Writer Paul Hagan, director
Katherine McRae.
7.30 Mike & Molly (PGR, C)
Careful What You Dig For:
Molly meets her literary idol,
JC Small, who advises her
to write about things in her
life that she would not want
people to know.
8.00 Undateable (PGR, C)
Tonight: Danny sends Nicki a
message on Justin’s behalf.
8.30 The Big Bang Theory (G, R,
C) The Vacation Solution:
When Sheldon is forced
by the university to take a
vacation, he goes to work
with Amy.
9.00 2 Broke Girls (PGR, R, C)
And the Pre-Approved
Credit Card: A new credit
card creates a rift between
Max and Caroline.
9.30 Brooklyn Nine Nine (PGR, C)
Fancy Brugdom: Jake begins
to have second thoughts
about putting Terry back
in the field for a dangerous
undercover assignment.
10.00 Surviving Jack (PGR, C)
She Drives Me Crazy: Frank
and his mother’s relationship
starts to tear apart.
10.25 ■ Nikita (AO, C)
11.25 Sullivan & Son (PGR, C)
11.50 $#*! My Dad Says
(PGR, R, C)
12.20am Kitchen Nightmares
(AO, R, C)
1.20 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD, C)
3.05 GCB (AO, R, HD, C)
4.40 The 4.30 Show (R)
TV3
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FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
11.25
Noon
12.30
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
The Nanny (PGR, C)
3 News
(G, R)
1.00 Dr Phil (AO, HD) Today:
Daughters Struggle with
Their Mother’s Past Drug
Problems, and Troy Dunn.
2.00 The Block NZ (R, HD, C)
(G, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
7.30 The Block NZ (G, HD, C,
another episode screens
teams must create a piece of
art.
8.40 Decision 14: Leaders’
Debate – Key vs Cunliffe
John Campbell moderates a
debate between the leader
of the National Party, John
Key, and the leader of the
Labour Party, David Cunliffe.
9.40 The Paul Henry Show Paul
Henry and a panel of experts
dissect the key points of the
leaders’ debate.
10.20 Crime Exposed (PGR, R, HD,
C) Local series that follows
South Auckland police.
Tonight: A burglar bites off
more than he can chew.
10.50 Missing Pieces (G, R, HD, C)
Tonight: Her father had no
say in her adoption at birth,
and now Shelly wants him in
her life.
11.20 NCIS (AO, R, HD, C) Secrets:
DiNozzo is forced to work
closely with his ex-fiancée.
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky
TV (G) 4.30 SMASH! (G) 6.00
Everybody Hates Chris (G, R) 6.30
Just Shoot Me! (G, R) 7.00 The
Simpsons (G, R) They Saved Lisa’s
Brain: Homer receives a free erotic
photo session. 7.30 Face Off (PGR)
Tonight: The contestants are tasked
with making ghost characters. 8.30
Family Guy (AO, R) And Then There
Were Fewer: When the Griffins
and other residents of Quahog
are invited to visit the mansion of
James Woods, the evening turns
into a real murder mystery when
guests end up dead. 9.25 ■ Burn
Notice (AO) Fail Safe: Michael
receives his biggest CIA mission yet,
and Anson’s plans kick into high
gear. 10.25 Breakout Kings (AO, R)
Self Help: A self-help guru breaks
out with five months remaining on
his sentence. 11.20 Entertainment
Tonight (G) 11.45 – 6.00am
Infomercials
TV2: Surviving Jack, 10.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
1.55
3.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
The Test (PGR)
(PGR, R)
Letterman (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 MythBusters (PGR)
8.30 Under the Dome (AO)
Awakening: After Barbie
enlists his father’s help to
reach out to Julia, he realises
Don may know more than he
is letting on.
9.30 Silent Witness (AO) Safe
(Part 2 of 2): Leo struggles
to find any evidence to help
the police, and Levi is sucked
into a world of gangs and
violence.
10.40 Back Benches: Auckland
Special (PGR)
Letterman (G)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G)
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G)
8.00 Whaikorero (PGR)
8.30 Kowhiri 2014: Electorate
Debates
9.30 Te Tepu
10.00 Te Kauta (PGR) Tonight:
Rangitaniwha Chase.
10.30 Kowhiri 2014 - Electorate
Debates (R)
11.30 – 12.00am News: Te Kaea (R)
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TV2
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6.00
9.00
10.00
11.00
Breakfast
Good Morning (G)
The Chase (G, R, C)
Makeover (G, C)
Noon ONE News (C)
Ross confronts Pete about
Debbie; Sandy and Ashley
bicker; and Zak receives a
worried phone call from Lisa.
C, AD) Today: Kirsty gives
birth; Tracy tries to get a
rise out of Michelle; and will
Chesney manage to hold his
tongue?
Today: The group head to a
chocolate factory in Zurich,
and it is chocoholic Brendan
who is left feeling sickest by
the time they leave.
3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David
Dickinson hosts an antiques
appraisal show.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
questions.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.30 ■ The Restoration Man (G,
C) Settle Revisit: George
Clarke reconnects with a pair
of train enthusiasts in North
Yorkshire who took on the
challenge of restoring of a
railway water tower.
8.30 Upper Middle Bogan (AO,
C) No Angel: Bess is thrilled
that her two families are
coming together, but when
Danny finds out that Shawn
and Edwina have skipped
school, he freaks out,
jumping to all sorts of wrong
conclusions.
9.05 Mrs Brown’s Boys (AO, R,
C, AD) New Mammy: Agnes
tries to make friends with
Dermot’s mother-in-law
ahead of the baby’s birth,
but the evening comes to an
abrupt end when Maria goes
into labour.
9.45 The Kumars (PGR, C)
Tonight: Emilia Fox, Richard
E Grant, and Caroline
Quentin.
10.20 The Late Night Big
Breakfast (C) Local
comedy series hosted
by Leigh Hart, Jeremy
Wells and Jason Hoyt.
11.20 Thelma’s Gypsy Girls (AO,
R, C) Tonight: Thelma mixes
family and business, inviting
Margaret to stay in her
home.
12.20am ■ 24 Hours in A&E
(AO, R, C)
1.15
Te Karere (R, C)
1.40 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.55
7.00
7.20
7.45
Creflo Dollar
Stitch! (G, R, C)
(G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
(PGR, R, C)
3.00 According to Jim (G, C)
(G, R, C)
4.30 The 4.30 Show
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 Home and Away (C) Today:
Sophie and Nate try to put
the past behind them.
with Rachel’s Inadvertent
Kiss: Rachel accidentally
kisses a potential boss.
6.30 Neighbours (G, C) Tonight:
Brad and Lauren deal with
the fallout from their kiss.
C, AD) Tonight: Rachel is
betrayed by a friend; Leanne
fights for her grandchild’s
rights; and Evan breaks
his own rules. Writer Nick
Malmholt, director Katherine
McRae.
7.30 Police Ten 7 (C) Tonight:
Waikato police are on crowd
control in Whangamata, and
a father and son end up in
the cells.
8.00 ■ Code: 1 (PGR, C)
8.30 ■ Prince of Persia: The
Sands of Time (2010, AO, R,
HD, C, AD) A young fugitive
prince and princess must
stop a villain who threatens
to destroy the world with
a dagger that can reverse
time. Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben
Kingsley, Alfred Molina.
Films, page 70
10.55 Hell’s Kitchen (AO, C)
Tonight: The chefs’ creativity
is tested in the steak
challenge, in which each
team member must create
a rub or sauce that best
emphases their cut of meat.
11.55 Police Ten 7 (R, C)
12.25am Rizzoli & Isles (AO, C)
1.20 Airline USA: On the Fly
(PGR)
1.50 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD, C)
3.40 GCB (PGR, R, HD, C)
4.30 The 4.30 Show (R)
4.55 ■ Posh Nosh (G, R)
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6.00
8.30
11.25
Noon
12.30
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
The Nanny (PGR, C)
3 News
(G, R)
1.00 Dr Phil (PGR, HD)
Today: ObsessiveCompulsive Behaviour.
2.00 The Block NZ (G, R, HD, C)
(G, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
7.30 The Block NZ (PGR, HD,
teams are challenged to
move furniture around with a
digger.
8.40 Motive (AO, HD, C) Crimes
of Passion: Flynn and Vega
investigate a hit-and-run that
resulted in the death of a
teenager.
9.35 Botched Up Bodies (AO, HD,
C) Tonight: A woman who
paid nearly £5000 for breast
uplift surgery and implants
and has ended up with
scarring and nothing else.
11.10 ANZ Golf World (HD)
11.40 Crisis (AO, HD, C) This
Wasn’t Supposed to Happen:
Finley makes a heroic move
in the mansion with the
kidnappers.
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky
TV (G) 4.30 SMASH! (G) 6.00
Everybody Hates Chris (G, R) 6.30
Just Shoot Me! (G, R) 7.00 The
Simpsons (PGR, R) Sex, Pies and
Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Marge get
unlikely new jobs. 7.30 Family Guy
(PGR, R) Brian’s Play: Brian’s play
proves to be a big hit in town. 8.00
American Dad (PGR, R) The Missing
Kink: Francine attempts to spice
things up with Stan. 8.30 Bob’s
Burgers (PGR, R) Mother Daughter
Laser Razor: Linda worries that her
relationship with Louise is not as
good as it should be, so she forces
her to participate in a motherdaughter seminar. 9.00 Family Guy
(AO, R) The Father, the Son and the
Holy Fonz: Peter’s father browbeats
his son about his lack of religion.
9.30 South Park (AO, R) Stanley’s
Cup: Stan takes over as the peewee
hockey coach. 10.00 Nitro Circus
(PGR) Tonight: The cast arrives in
New Zealand. 10.30 Awake (AO)
Ricky’s Tacos: A tip directs Britten
to a warehouse that is connected
to a previous case he handled. 11.25
6.00am Infomercials
TV2: Prince of Persia: The Sands of
Time, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
2.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
The Test (PGR)
Back Benches: Auckland
Special (PGR, R)
3.00 Whose Line Is It Anyway UK
(PGR, R)
(PGR, R)
Letterman (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 The Millers (PGR)
8.00 Modern Family (PGR)
8.30 Extant (AO) Incursion: Molly
learns that her baby is alive.
9.30 ■ Replicant (2001, AO, R)
Jean-Claude Van Damme,
Michael Rooker.
Letterman (G)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
4.30 NZ Post Waka Ama 2013
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G)
8.00 Henderson to Hollywood
(PGR)
8.30 Greatest Sports’ Stories
of Our Time (G, R) Ghosts
of Ole Miss: On the eve of
James Meredith becoming
the first African American to
attend class at the University
of Mississippi, riots broke
out between opposition and
supporters of integration.
9.30 Hunting Aotearoa (AO)
10.00 The Big Hit (PGR)
10.30 Media Take (R)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Breakfast
9.00 Good Morning (G)
With Jeanette Thomas.
10.00 The Chase (G, R, C)
UK gameshow in which
teams attempt to answer
quick-fire questions.
11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute
Makeover (G, C)
Noon ONE News (C)
Leyla voices her concerns;
Dom steels himself for what
is to come; and both Cain
and Chas are floored.
C, AD) Today: Izzy freaks out
over the surrogacy; Tina’s
attempt to build bridges
fails; and Deirdre is shocked
by Tracy’s latest fling.
1.30 Coach Trip (G, R, C) Today:
The Brits demonstrate how
not to cook as they attempt
to create a local delicacy in a
Liechtenstein kitchen.
2.00 ■ Four Weddings USA
(PGR, R) US reality series in
which four brides compete
for the chance to win a
dream five-star honeymoon.
3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal
3.55 Te Karere (C)
questions.
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Seven Sharp (C) With Toni
Street and Mike Hosking.
7.30 Coronation Street
(PGR, C, AD) Tonight: Izzy
reaches a heartbreaking
decision; Rita comes to
Tina’s aid; and Gloria pushes
Stella to breaking point.
9.30 ■ Miranda (PGR, R, C, AD)
Je Regret Nothing: Miranda
has been caring for her ill
mother for five very long
days, and being trapped in
her flat, she is forced to think
about her life regrets.
11.10 The Late Night Big
Breakfast (R, C) Local
comedy series hosted
by Leigh Hart, Jeremy
Wells and Jason Hoyt.
11.40 ■ Gavin and Stacey (AO, R,
C, AD) UK comedy series
about the long-distance
relationship between a guy
who lives in Essex, England,
and a woman who lives in
Barry, Wales.
12.15am The Catherine Tate Show
(AO, R, C)
12.50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
(AO, R, C) Tonight: Michael
McIntyre, Keith Lemon,
will.i.am, and Daley and
Jessie J perform.
6.00
6.30
6.55
7.00
7.20
7.45
Creflo Dollar
Stitch! (G, R, C)
(G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
12.30 ■ Two and a Half Men
(PGR, R, C)
1.00 Jeremy Kyle USA (AO)
3.00 ■ According to Jim (G, R, C)
(G, R, C)
4.30 The 4.30 Show
Videos (G, R, C)
Today: John may be forced
to choose between his
daughter and his fiancée.
Where Rachel Smokes:
Rachel joins in when she
realises that her co-workers
at her new job are smokers;
Monica and Phoebe plan a
surprise birthday party for
Rachel; and Joey and Ben
audition for a commercial.
6.30 Neighbours (C) Tonight:
Bailey kisses Alice, and Susan
struggles with her trauma.
7.00 Shortland Street (HD, C, AD)
Tonight: Chris does what
Rachel will not; and Nicole
is betrayed by Vinnie. Writer
Ben Marshall, director Ian
Hughes.
7.30 The Voice Kids Australia
(G, C) Australian kids’
singing competition with
judges Delta Goodrem, Joel
Madden, Benji Madden and
Mel B.
9.00 ■ The Nanny Diaries
(2007, AO, R, C, AD) A
college graduate works
as a nanny for a rich New
York family while juggling
a secret romance and the
family’s dysfunction. Scarlett
Johansson, Laura Linney,
Chris Evans.
11.10 The Bachelor (PGR, C)
Tonight: As hometown dates
loom, a meltdown takes
centre stage with Sean and
the six remaining women
during a trip to St Croix.
1.00am Mr T’s World’s Craziest
Fools (AO, R, C)
1.30 Infomercials
2.30 Primeval (PGR, R)
3.15 Revolution (AO, R, C)
4.00 Nikita (AO, R, C)
4.45 The 4.30 Show (R)
5.10 Neighbours (R, C)
5.35 – 6.00 ■ I’m in the Band
(G, R, C)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
11.25
Noon
12.30
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
The Nanny (PGR, C)
3 News
(G, R)
1.00 Dr Phil (PGR, HD) Today: A
Five-Year-Old Boy Found
Malnourished and Abused by
His Father and Stepmother.
2.00 The Block NZ (R, HD, C)
(G, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
7.30 The Block NZ (PGR, HD, C)
Tonight: The room reveal.
8.40 The Michael McIntyre Chat
Show (PGR, C) Tonight:
Joanna Lumley, Tinie Tempah
and Richard Madeley.
9.40 Live at the Apollo (AO, C)
Tonight: Rhod Gilbert
and John Bishop.
11.10 ■ Bones (AO, R, HD, C)
Season seven of the US
crime drama series. The
Memories in the Shallow
Grave: The team investigate
the death of a woman with a
history of head trauma.
12.10am Touch (AO, HD) Reunions:
Martin and Jake enlist the
help of an old friend.
1.05 Lights Out (AO, HD) Head
Games: After defeating
Morales, Lights hires trainer
Ed Romeo.
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame
Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R)
3.00 Sticky TV (G) 4.30 SMASH!
(G, R) Everybody Hates the BFD:
Chris signs up for a scholarship to
earn money for Run-DMC tickets.
6.30 Just Shoot Me! (G, R) At Long
Last Allie: In order to restore their
marriage, Jack’s ex-wife asks for
a job at the magazine. 7.00 The
Simpsons (PGR, R) Dangerous
Curves: A vacation at a cabin
brings back memories of Homer
and Marge’s courtship and Bart
and Lisa’s early childhood. 7.30
American Ninja Warrior (G) Tonight:
The top 30 competitors attempt
the Miami finals course, which
includes two new obstacles – the
Ledge Jump and the Rolling Steel.
8.30 ■ Nitro Circus: The Movie
(2012, AO) The star athletes from
the Nitro Circus perform. Travis
Pastrana. 10.30 The Glades (AO)
Beached: A man is found dead
at a beachside bar with a large
diamond ring in his pocket. 11.25
6.00am Infomercials
TV2: The Nanny Diaries, 9.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
1.55
3.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
The Test (PGR)
(PGR, R)
Letterman (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 Best of Man vs Wild
(PGR, R)
8.30 ■ Fleming: The Man Who
Would Be Bond (PGR,
part 1 of 4) UK series that
dramatises the life of 007
creator, Ian Fleming. Tonight:
When war breaks out, Ian’s
mother arranges a job for
him with naval intelligence.
9.30 Prime Time with Sean
Plunket
10.00 True Blood (AO) Karma: In
Dallas, Eric and Pam form an
unlikely alliance in their hunt
for a shared nemesis.
Letterman (G)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
4.30 NZ Post Waka Ama 2013
(R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 ■ Nga Pari Karangaranga o
te Motu (G)
6.30 Ako (G)
8.00 Swagger (G)
8.30 Homai Te Pakipaki (G)
9.30 The Topp Twins (G) Tonight:
The culture of horse polo
and the people who play it.
10.30 Making Tracks (AO, R)
10.30 Tribe (G)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
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