Angry Peterhouse students protest May Ball cancellation NEWS
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Angry Peterhouse students protest May Ball cancellation NEWS
08/11/07 Michaelmas term Volume 10 Issue 7 Angry Peterhouse students protest May Ball cancellation JCR president changes tack Student anger at college authorities Further action to be voted on Catherine Watts Josh Hardie Peterhouse students protested with a banner hung from the College Chapel Josh Hardie The cancellation of the 2008 Peterhouse May Ball – a decision which attracted national media coverage – has caused huge controversy amongst the college’s student body. Rumours, gossip and speculation are now rife amongst Petreans, who refuse to accept the reason they were given by the college authorities – that it was detrimental to the students’ academic results – as a sufficient explanation for the ruling. The college has also seen acts of student protest performed as a way of giving voice to opinions, which, it was felt, were not being heard. This outrage amongst the college’s student population has led the JCR President, Ben Fisher, to declare “a complete change in policy”. When it was announced last week that the May Ball would be hosted triennially rather than once every two years, the JCR’s response was, unanimously, to “do nothing unless explicitly requested to do so by the undergraduate body”. But such a request came this week, as students called for the Committee to challenge the college’s decision instead of accepting it without dispute. In an email circulated to Peterhouse students, Fisher acknowledged that he had “spectac- NEWS FEATURES FASHION ularly misjudged” the opinion of the student body, and informed them of the Committee’s decision to “reverse its position of not acting, and [that it] will do its utmost to get the May Ball reinstated”. He expressed his wish to show the student body that the JCR “still has teeth, and can still bite”. But one student, who anonymously contacted The Cambridge Student (TCS) under the name of “Peterhouse Undergrad”, suggested that this turnaround in policy came as an attempt on Fisher’s part to appease clamouring Petreans, who, the student said, were considering a declaration of No Confidence in Fisher following his initial failure to act on the decision imposed by the college authorities. The cancellation of the May Ball has certainly provoked a strong reaction amongst Peterhouse members – many of whom took matters into their own hands to communicate their objection. On Sunday, a banner with the message “Save Our May Ball” was hung from the College Chapel, along with a string of printed pages featuring national press coverage of the decision, which was tied between two lampposts in Peterhouse Old Court. But, Peterhouse Undergrad informed TCS that “Tragically the efforts of the resistance within Peterhouse were quickly suppressed by an ever-watchful establishment”. In particular students have criticised the handling of matters on the part of the college authorities, especially the lack of communication received from them. Another Petrean who spoke to TCS said: “You can’t talk to them. There’s no direct college contact at all. They’re very good at chasing up college bills, but when it comes to this, it’s all quiet”. A Facebook group dedicated to the cause, “Save Peterhouse May Ball 2008”, has provided students with a forum in which to express their disillusionment with both the college authorities and the JCR. It has also given rise to much conjecture on the true motivations of the college authorities for the cancellation - as some students refuse to accept that it is purely a matter of improving the college’s academic performance, which was the reason cited for the decision when it was first announced. “Most people know that’s not the real reason,” one Peterhouse student told TCS. “If you look at the Tompkins Table, results have actually been higher when we have had a May Ball - there is absolutely no correlation between poor exam results and hosting a Ball”. In results dating back to 2000, Peterhouse’s position in the Tompkins Table in fact improved three out of the four years in which May Balls were hosted. “Rumours are circulating amongst the student body that some benefactors aren’t funding the college because of poor exam performance. By cancelling the Ball, the college has taken headline-grabbing action, which makes it look like they are tackling the problem of exam results. Continued on page 2 SPORT pg.22 UNDERGROUND OVER GROUND Trouble at the Union Black is back John’s Victorious pg.18 pg. 39 2 NEWS NEWS IN BRIEF Surrey students head abroad Students at Surrey University could spend two-thirds of their degree studying abroad under plans to transform the institution into one of the world’s top universities. Under the proposals, students will be able to spend their first year in Surrey, and their second and third years in either China or the US. The plans aim to improve Surrey’s links with other international universities and increase the number of courses available outside the university’s traditional areas of strength. The university also hopes to see its financial turnover increase by more than 150 per cent to £500m by 2016. Government makes more grants available The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Meningitis victims recover Three sufferers leave hospital, University says cases not linked Pete Jefferys Fears of a meningitis epidemic in the University have been allayed, as the three Cambridge victims have been released from hospital. Two students from St. Catharine’s College. and one from Trinity College were admitted to Addenbrooke’s after showing symptoms of the disease. They have now returned home, and are well on the way to making full recoveries before carrying on at their colleges. University officials said that the cases were not thought to be linked. The two men and one woman who contracted the illness were treated with antibiotics and dis- charged on Monday, a week after being admitted to hospital. There has been some disruption to university life, as a rugby match between Trinity and Catz. was cancelled amid fears of an epidemic. But a spokesperson for the University said, “There is no need to panic and life should go on as normal”. “There is no need to panic and life should go on as normal” Doctors monitored students who had been in close contact with the victims and offered antibiotics to help prevent a wider outbreak; the Health Protection Agency (HPA) were also kept informed of developments. A spokesperson for St. Catherine’s College said “we are working closely with the University and the Health Protection Agency to investigate links between the two cases and to identify the small number of individuals who are likely to have been in prolonged close contact with either or both patients.” A Health Protection Agency official confirmed that small outbreaks of meningitis are not uncommon amongst students. “Every year there are one or two cases at Universities when students go back. “It’s business as usual. If anyone has any concerns they should go to their GP”. On Monday, Midsummer Common was packed for an evening of explosive entertainment. The sky was lit with a colourful display of fireworks, rockets and mines, followed by the lighting of a towering bonfire. As well as the firework festivities, a fun fair was set up on the Common. The event was a resounding success, as crowd members whizzed and crackled in appreciation. •About 7% of cases result in death while around 15% cause severe disability, including blindness and paralysis. •Meningitis is an inflammation of the meninges, the lining surrounding the brain and can be spread be prolonged close contact. •It is caused by bacteria in the nose and throat which are carried by around 1 in 10 people. •Symptoms of the disease include vomiting, aversion to bright lights, a stiff neck and a small rash which looks like bruising. •There is evidence of meningitis being described as early as the Middle Ages, but the first official case were in Switzerland in 1805 May Ball cancellation prompts protest The government are launching a campaign to raise awareness of the financial support offered to university students. This follows the decision to extend the number of people able to claim financial support. From September, a third of all students will be entitled to an annual non-repayable grant of £2,835. Families who earn less than £25,000 will get a full non-repayable loan. And families earning over £60,005 will qualify for partial non-repayment grants. The universities secretary, John Denham said that it means “100,000 extra students a year will benefit from some level of grant support while they are at university”. Fireworks on Midsummer Common MENINgItIS FactS continued from page 1 “It’s easier for them to do this than to start improving teaching quality, which is really what they should be doing”. A JCR Open Meeting will take place on Thursday evening The raid was the third of its kind in recent months Cambridge News Ltd. Another student agreed that the college was “passing the buck” by using the May Ball as a scapegoat for poor exam performance. “If there’s something wrong with student academic performance, it’s always the students’ fault,” he said. Describing the relationship between the students and the college, he told TCS that “It’s still very much a paternal attitude. They enact decisions without student consultation”. An Open Meeting scheduled as a matter of immediate concern will take place this evening (Thursday), where students will give voice to their opinions, and decide on the possible consequences to be effected, should the college not agree to return to the biennial May Ball cycle. When contacted by TCS, both Ben Fisher and the Peterhouse authorities declined to provide further comment. Broad daylight break-in Three raid Market Square jewellery store Katie Spenceley Market square jewellery store, Mappin and Webb was left reeling after it was raided in broad daylight. At 3.31 on Tuesday afternoon, onlookers claim that three men smashed a window and made off with jewellery before running towards King’s Parade and away down Trumpington Street. The men have been described as between 18 and 19, black, and wearing hooded tops. One of the men was wearing top with a greay and black design. No weapon was thought to have been used. The incident marks the third The three men smashed a window and made off with jewellery raid on the store in only a matter of months. In September, three men armed with a handgun used hammers to smash glass cabinets. This followed a robbery in July, where three men, armed with a claw hammer and a gun made off with Rolex watches and jewellery worth around £140,000;. The police said that they were investigating the incident that took place in July as part of a series of high-value jewellery thefts around the country. Identical press cuttings appeared in the TCS offices 08/11/07 NEWS 3 The Cambridge Student Union accused of misrepresentation Alex Coke-Woods Cambridge Union officials have drafted a radical new constitution for their society, but according to 20 ex-presidents and vice-presidents of the Union, the way in which this document came to be produced has been ‘misrepresented’ to Union members. According to a statement issued by the Union on Sunday, the society’s three senior officials - the steward, senior librarian and senior treasurer – all “stepped aside” from the Union “to allow changes [to the constitution] to be driven by the membership with open and free discussion.” But not everyone believes that these resignations were made so willingly. “Their resignation was misrepresented A letter, signed by 20 former senior officers of the Union and sent to The Cambridge Student (TCS), claimed: “Their resignation was misrepresented in the email sent to Union members last weekend.” When contacted by TCS, the senior librarian, Pat Aske, said that she was not prepared either to confirm or to deny the reasons for her resignation. Similarly, Tim Milner, the Union steward also declined to comment. But Steven Parkinson, Union president in Lent 2004, said that he “and a number of other expresidents were concerned that… [the senior officials] weren’t going to put their case forward,” and so had drafted the letter in order to represent what he claimed were their views. Sarah Przybylska, Union secretary and vice-president from 2002-2004, put the case particu- larly strongly. “No-one ever resigned… because a new constitution was going through,” she commented. “It’s not the case that the senior officers have bravely stepped aside to allow the junior officers to get on with what they want to do. “[They] have put up with an awful lot of shit over the years and have finally felt the need to stand aside,” she concluded. Jacky Grainger, who has managed accounts at the Union for ten years, agreed that the Union had misrepresented the reason for the senior officer’s departure to its members. “In my opinion, they didn’t ‘step aside’ – they resigned. They certainly didn’t leave to allow changes to the constitution,” she said. Instead, Grainger pointed to friction between junior and senior officials within the Union, saying that the senior officers were “always completely over-ruled at the standing committee.” “There was definitely friction there,” she said, adding: “They just didn’t seem to work together anymore – they were like two opposing sides.” But James Robinson, current vice-president and secretary of the Union, was keen to downplay accusations of friction between the various layers of Union officialdom, stressing that “there was no animosity in the room,” when the senior officers resigned. What is clear from the new draft constitution is that, even if there had been friction between senior and junior officers in the past, the new constitution could alter the balance of power at the heart of the Union, reducing the role traditionally played by senior officers. Under the new proposals, the presidency and vice-presidency would become paid, annual offices. No provision is made for a Editor-in-Chief steward or senior librarian in the new document, effectively downgrading two out of three senior posts and almost certainly shifting power onto what are now technically junior roles within the Union. Currently, senior officers have to be of an ‘MA standard’ – a condition set in place to ensure that they bring a certain level of experience and expertise to the Union. With this experience, senior officials have traditionally been seen as a way to guarantee that essential legal and financial matters do not get overlooked by officials elected for just a single term. The new constitution does envisage a role for a treasurer who “would not be an undergraduate,” and who would serve as a “check and balance” on the power of the president, according to James Robinson. But undergraduates, or recent graduates, who would be able to take up the presidency or vicepresidency, would hold two out of the three most powerful positions within the Union. “All that’s needed is to get 12 people in a room and nine of them to vote on it, and it’s done. Boom,” explained James Robinson. But rather than pushing through such far-reaching changes unilaterally, Union officials have said they are keen for members to offer up their own amendments to the proposals. The Union Standing Committee wants ordinary members to form their own constitution before voting on it in a referendum on November 24th. “The document is a starting point,” he continued, adding: “Any item of it can be removed by a simple majority of the members voting.” Members can see the proposed new constitution and offer their own amendments to it at the Union at 5pm, on Friday . Photo Editor Twenty former Presidents and Vice-Presidents have accused the Union of misrepresentation The full letter appears on page 13 News Editor Illustrator Features Editor Put yourself in the Picture www.tcs.cam.ac.uk/apply 6 NEWS Diversity Awards Introduced The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Blood and vomit at Halloween Hall Alys Brown Isobel Boyson Nominations have opened for two new prizes designed to reward those who work to tackle racism in the university. Prize money of £150 is up for grabs for the two winners as part of CUSU’s Anti-Racism and Black Students’ Campaign. The awards will go to individuals or organisations who have used understanding and dialogue to overcome racism within Cambridge. Two categories – “Promotion of Diversity” and “Promotion of Understanding” – will be added to the annual CUSU Special Awards Ceremony. Junior Penge Juma, the CUSU Black Students’ Officer, told The Cambridge Student (TCS) of his delight at the new awards’ introduction. “These awards are certainly a good thing ... especially as it can be difficult to recognise the various bodies in Cambridge that work to promote equality. “Cambridge is not a very diverse place, so these awards will make people aware that there is a diverse mix of cultures here”, Juma continued. “We hope that this will help towards the eradication of prejudice.” The scheme was also praised by the CUSU Anti-Racism Officer, A Alim-Marvasti. “University is an arena of life where we are given the rare opportunity to meet people from different areas of the globe and become truly acquainted with new cultures that previously we’d assumed we had knowledge of”, he told TCS. “There are individuals and societies at Cambridge dedicated to increasing understanding of different cultures, ethnicities and religions and their activities help to dispel myths and stereotypes”, Alim-Marvasti said. “By awarding an annual prize, we hope people will be encouraged to continue with their dedicated works. The nominations will be open through Michaelmas and Lent term for any appropriate student or university society. At the end of Lent term, a shortlist will be drawn up before the winners are picked in Easter Nomination forms are being sent out in the CUSU Bulletin, and are also available from the CUSU Website, or by email anti-racism@cusu. cam.ac.uk. Fun and games at Halloween formal - but porters had to step in to stop the chaos Anna Croall Pembroke College authorities have been on the warpath after porters had to step in to break up an out-of-control Halloween hall. What started off as “drunken silliness” quickly turned into chaos, as one person passed out, and another smashed her nose on a table and started bleeding heavily. One eyewitness said “at first all that happened was stuff like people throwing sweets and falling off chairs. “Everything was fine at first – even the catering staff were taking things pretty well”. As the night went on, serving staff got irritated at students getting their way, moving around, and taking photos with the fellows still in hall, but students were rude back to the staff when they were asked to sit down. Porters eventually had to shepherd students out of the hall to the Pembroke JCR, where one girl capped things off by vomiting everywhere. Some students were so disgusted at the behaviour of their peers that they complained to the senior tutor, who responded to this and protests from the catering staff by requesting that all those at the formal come forward and explain themselves. Students were afraid that college authorities would put a blanket ban on formals for the rest of the term. But Pembroke’s Senior Tutor, Mark Wormald, has responded by fining students for their misdeeds. All those who have owned up have been given a special honesty discount, receiving a £20 fine instead of the usual £25. “The college is definitely going to be on the hunt” Pembroke student When contacted by The Cambridge Student, Wormald was quick to praise the maturity of students who had admitted to their misdemeanours. One student, who asked not to be named, said, “someone I know was fined £20 for throwing Smarties, and she owned up to it. “I don’t know what’s going to happen to the ones who haven’t admitted it yet, but college is definitely going to be on the hunt”. Pembroke’s senior tutor told TCS that he “is taking appropriate steps to ensure that we all enjoy a quieter remainder of term”. Christ’s College rooms ‘a fire-risk’ Sophie A. Sawicka-Sykes A damning health and safety inspection has forced Christ’s College to take action after accommodation was declared to be unsafe. Concerns about the College’s fire safety arose as a result of an inspection by the Council Environmental Services starting on November 1st. Staircases P, Q and W did not comply with the City Fire Officer’s requirements and as a result, immediate action had to be taken. The Council were so concerned about the safety of the gyp rooms on Staircases P and Q that a fire officer would be able to apply for a prohibition order unless the College took immediate action. This would have meant closing the building. Christ’s College Domestic Bursar, Mr Geoffrey Payne, took rapid action to resolve the problems. Interim measures involved fitting battery operated smoke detectors in study rooms, bedrooms and corridors, and boarding up glass panels in the gyp rooms and corridors. And a Fire Warden was required to patrol Staircase W constantly until the smoke detectors were fitted the following afternoon. Key maintenance work to upgrade to a technically advanced radio controlled alarm system, originally scheduled for next summer, has been brought forward as a result. “These changes will make things better for everyone” The maintenance work has disrupted the College’s daily routine. As a listed building, the College must get permission from the English Heritage before a more permanent fire resistant barrier is installed, leading to delays. JCR Vice President, Duncan Bull, said, “It has created a whole cycle of problems which are not the fault of the college. The City Council is being completely unreasonable.” A fundamental change in health and safety legislation has meant that Fire Officers now have the authority to inspect all private rented properties, including campus accommodation. Measures are being taken to improve fire safety at Christ’s Yvonne O’ Donnell from the Council Environmental Services commented, “The way properties are inspected has completely changed. Under the old act, rented accommodation had to conform to a set list of requirements. Now, the assessment is more riskbased and it is down to the Local Authority to make a decision.” Yet students in the College have expressed concern over the way the measurements were conducted. Duncan Bull argued that the Council did not give enough prior warning for the alterations to be carried out. He said, “To give a day’s notice to solve the problems in an old building was completely ridiculous. “A more sensible approach would have been to suggest making the alterations by next term. The City Council is to blame for extremist measures – they gave absolutely no time scale.” A third year living on Staircase W also commented, “It’s health and safety gone mad.” Despite a blaze breaking out on Staircase W two years ago, some residents feel the risk was over-exaggerated. Still, the checks highlighted important safety issues for the College. A maintenance worker in Christ’s commented, “The new system is more technically advanced and therefore more efficient. “The changes will make things a whole lot better for everyone concerned.” 8 NEWS The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Former envoy: Peace Process does exist Jonathan Laurence Lord Levy had laid down a plan for the Middle East A. T. Wood He was arrested and questioned by police over his role in the “Cash for honours” inquiry. He was widely known as “Lord Cashpoint” in the media because of his notorious talent for raising money. He was frequently attacked for working as Blair’s special envoy to the Middle East while continuing as the Labour Party’s chief fundraiser. But in an impressive performance to a packed Union Chamber, multimillionaire businessman Lord Levy left few in doubt as to his talent, energy and charisma. Levy began by raising a series of questions about the situation in the Middle East, and then proceeded to attempt to answer them, speaking mainly from his own nine years’ experience as Blair’s special representative in the region. His passionate claims that the peace process does exist, and that there had been progress in the troubled area, went largely undisputed by his audience. Singling out the current President as particularly blameworthy, he also criticised the failure of the US administration to capitalise on Clinton’s work in the area at the end of his second term. He slated Bush’s failure to visit the region once in his two terms in office, saying “he needs to see with his own eyes what’s going on. It’s very different from sitting in the Whitehouse in Washington”. But Levy also claimed that the current leaders of Israel and the Palestinian authority must battle against their “weak positions” to make progress, as they struggle to “bring their people along with them”. He went on to say that this crucial change is something that the Palestinian people need above all else, adding that they “face horrendous levels of unemployment. “They are living in a hellhole and cannot carry on. Prosperity will not come from terror”. When one audience member tried to downplay the seriousness of the terror threat in Britain, Levy responded by saying: “If you, or a member of your family had been in New York or here during the attacks in London, or on a bus that was bombed, would you not feel differently about terror? “To wipe it under the carpet is naïve…Innocent children are murdered for no reason for whatsoever than being in the wrong place at the wrong time”. And he used the gravity of the current threat to justify “desperate measures” such as allowing police to detain terror suspects for longer. He said “We have to give police extended time when dealing with terrorist issues. But we have to be extraordinarily careful that these powers are not abused”. It was only when he was asked about the apparent “obstruction” from Downing Street in the cash for honours investigation that Levy’s response faltered. He stated that he “truly had no idea what number 10 said or didn’t say”, and that they did not know what he had said. He finished by saying that he could not answer the question, but that he had tried “to be honest and open”. But Levy made the deepest impression when he talked about the Middle East, and seemed to justify Tony Blair’s praise of his “wisdom, compassion and humanity”. He also appeared to live up to his own claim that those involved in the region have to be eternal optimists: “Times have moved on. No-one is going to benefit from the current situation. “But no-one believes in a one state solution. Hamas has spoken about the ’67 solution. In Khartoum in ’67 they said no to peace, but now the Arab world wants stability.” Manc students in fee protest One must stay at school Queen advocates raise in age for school-leavers Josh Hardie Manchester students mobbed a lecture to protest against top-up fees Ed Rollason Anna Croall Angry Manchester undergraduates have stormed into a highprofile university event, forcing their Vice Chancellor to agree to meet with them to debate the key student issue of free higher education. The student protest, attended by over 100 undergraduates, was organised by the Manchester Student’s Union. The demonstrators were calling the university to back state-funded university education for all students. Manchester Vice Chancellor Professor Alan Gilbert – who openly wants to remove the £3,000 a year tuition fee cap – promised a public meeting after the student demonstration at the University’s Foundation Lecture. Held off by security teams, protestors were barred from en- tering the event, where political scientist Robert Putnam and human rights campaigner Irene Kahn were due to receive honorary degrees. But 30 of these impassioned protesters managed to find their way in through a back entrance, storming the room where the event was being held. Amid calls of “Fuck Gilbert” and “Gilbert is a wanker”, the Vice Chancellor, who announced that he will not extend his contract when it expires in 2011, took to the stage to calm the rabble of students below. Student Direct quoted his concession to the crowd: “I will give an absolute undertaking to come and talk to a public meeting on one condition, that I am not shouted down”. Apparently satisfied students left the hall chanting “Cheers Gilbert” as they went. The protest comes as a new developmentinalong-runningcam- paign by Manchester students to promote the cause of free higher education. In an open letter written by the Manchester Student’s Union General Secretary, Tom Skinner, to the Vice Chancellor in September, students asked for an open discussion with him on the issue. They were using the protest to try to push Professor Gilbert into engaging directly with their campaign. Andy Cunningham, Campaigns Officer at the Student’s Union, felt the protest had gone well. He commented that, “the protest has shown it is possible to challenge the authorities into action. “We hope our success will encourage other students to push for discussion so that we all get a chance to understand both sides of the debate on higher education. Now we can really see who the enemy is”. Children will have to stay in education until the age of seventeen by 2013, raised to the age of eighteen by 2015, under new plans for education policy unveiled in the Queen’s speech. Other proposed changes include the sale of student loan debt and increased access to apprenticeships. The Queen set out several new educational bills as part of the government’s action plan for the next year. The Education and Skills Bill lays down plans to make sure that young people do not leave full time education or training until the age of 18 by 2015. Both local authorities and parents must make sure young people attend education and training up to this age and education providers will have to notify local authorities if young people play truant. Employers will have to release young people for one day a week or an equivalent for training. As part of the new measures, the government has promised to double the number of apprenticeships available to 500,000, to meet increased demand. Apprenticeship schemes will be able to get their hands on public funding, but will be more closely watched. Meanwhile, the government also revealed that they have been selling off English student loan debt to the private sector. The total debt is expected to rise to around £6 billion by 2010-11. NUS President Gemma Tumelty said in response to the proposals: “Our primary concern is that…. students and graduates…who have received loans, will not be affected by these proposals through changes in terms and conditions or increased interest rates.” Questions also remain over the sustainability of a system that promotes long-term student debt. The response to raising of school leaving age was also wary - the Guardian commenting that “this raising of the educational leaving age will only mean something if it is matched by better training”. And the National Union of Students (NUS) whilst greeting the government’s plans for an expansion of apprenticeships warmly, was more wary about other legislation. Beth Walker, NUS Vice President for Further Education, said of the Education and Skills Bill that “we should remember that some young people who leave school at sixteen return to education later on - if we force them to remain in school for two more years, they may be put off education for life.” 10 NEWS The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 New John Lewis opens Betony Lloyd Staff get things just right for the opening Robert Palmer Grad women earn less than men Stephen Brothwell Young female employees are earning less than their male colleagues after they graduate, says a new report from the Higher Education Statistic Agency (HESA). A report published earlier in the year by the Equal Opportunities Commission blamed the general disparity in pay on women, citing The gender gap even affects recent graduates their “tendency” to work parttime or in low paid jobs after having children. But HESA’s report shows that this analysis is too simplistic, as the gender pay gap even affects recently-graduated women in full time employment. The report tracked every student possible who had graduated in 2003, the first time such a large scale investigation was carried out. Amongst its findings was the revelation that only a quarter of female graduates were earning over £25,000 by 2007, compared with over 40% of their male peers. Even more concerning is evidence of a pay gap of £1,000 already existing between male and female graduates in comparable full-time jobs three years after leaving university. Greater cause for concern is that ethnic origin was found to be one of the largest factors determining graduate employment and pay. The HESA research revealed that whilst three quarters of white and Asian graduates found work within three years, only two thirds of black graduates were employed in the same time span. They were also twice as likely to be unemployed. The Minister for Higher Education, Bill Rammell, has welcomed the HESA’s investigation, stressing the more positive aspects that emerged. “It clearly demonstrates that graduates perform exceptionally well in the labour market and the vast majority (85%) of them are satisfied with their career so far” he said. Cambridge’s vibrant shopping scene has been further enhanced by the opening of a new John Lewis. The new 28,000 sq ft department store is one of 52 units, restaurants and cafes being unveiled as part of the new Grand Arcade complex on St Andrew’s Street. Along with five floors of fashion, furniture and homewares, the new store features a top floor brasserie and espresso bar with a Ritz-trained chef and stunning views over Cambridge. The opening of the new store is further evidence of the retail boom transforming Cambridge. It coincides with the late opening of H and M and the opening of Zara, both also on St. Andrews Street, and is evidence of the growing consumerism of the city’s more affluent residents. “Shopping in Cambridge is much better now with Zara and H and M - there’s more variety,” said Esther Jansen and Hannah Tydeman, both post-graduate students in marketing at Anglia Ruskin University. But there are fears that the opening of the new stores may prove detrimental to other areas of Cambridge, as John Lewis leave their old site on Burleigh Street and the new H and M provides competition for the smaller, sister store firmly established in the Grafton Centre . Equally, there are fears that the city centre retail boom may leave behind those on lower incomes. But the store’s Managing Director claimed that the shop is good value. He pointed out that while the store does stock luxuries such as a £48.00 Laurent Perrier rose and a £50,000 flat screen TV availa- ble on order, a full range of prices extends down to a 5p button - so maybe there is something left for the students after all. Many students who believe John Lewis features an espresso bar with stunning views that shopping in Cambridge can be too expensive have welcomed the news. “[Cambridge is] more for special occasions rather than normal shopping,” said Viki Archer, a 3rd year management student at Caius. But with the new John Lewis, this could change, she hinted. “John Lewis will be great Christmas shopping will be just around the corner .” The new John Lewis brasserie looks out over Cambridge city centre Robert Palmer Police clamp down on cyclists Jonathan Laurence Cambridge police have stepped up the fight against cyclists riding without lights – by handing out £1500 worth of fines in just two hours. Constables gave 51 riders £30 fines, and warned another 20 who only had one light displayed on their cycles. The fining spree came straight after police said they would mount a “high-profile enforcement campaign” targeting “extremely dangerous” cyclists who ride without lights. PC Steve Hicks, who headed the operation, said: “We will Cyclists without lights face police fines of £30 O Ramsay continue this zero-tolerance approach for no lights and will expand it for the many other cycle offences, such as ignoring red traffic lights and going through no entry signs. “We need to change the attitude of cyclists who do not see the danger they are placing themselves in”, he continued. “The message is clear: light up or face a lighter pocket.” The officer also claimed that bystanders welcomed their tough new approach. P.C. Hicks said: “Many members of the public and other cyclists stopped to say thank you for our zero tolerance of offenders riding in the dark without lights. “This behaviour causes accidents and in some cases, even death. “It is important cyclists understand the need to display lights for their own safety and that of other road users.” Another top police officer said that cycling without lights was a matter of serious concern to all Cambridge residents. Inspector Jon Hutchinson, from Parkside station, said: “Everyone…in Cambridge will have tales about that cyclist they nearly hit because they just could not see them. The bottom line is, cycling without lights is just incredibly dangerous.” Every week, a cyclist is either killed or seriously injured on Cambridgeshire’s roads and last year 448 riders were injured while cycling. 12 COMMENT The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 America’s Iraq: Wrong war or wrong are? Ben Goodchild W The USA are using the wrong tactics in Iraq Rick Sforza, US Army hat has long baffled me about the ongoing military campaign in Iraq is the constant use of the term “insurgent”. Throughout history the term has referred to a person fighting the established government in an attempt to improve living standards. With such a group, I take no issue. They are pursuing a directed campaign for change – albeit violent and outside a legal system. But what I have an issue with is this same term being applied to those who engage in orgies of civilian massacre. Butchering those who are the easiest to attack, those beleaguered souls who are attempting to carve out an existence in the foxhole they used to call home cannot be regarded as part of a disciplined or targeted insurgency – it is terrorism. Bizarrely though it is not the ‘terrorists’ of Iraq, as they should be referred to, who proclaim themselves with the title ‘insurgent’. It is the media and governments of the world, particularly the United States of America who take this conscious decision to ensnare every act of violence, no matter how unrelated to the American led occupation, under the banner of an anti-American attack. This article is not a tirade against America or the war in Iraq as has become fashionable, yet it is impossible to ignore the idiocy and lack of direction surrounding the response to the post 9/11 terrorist threat. Indeed the same flaws in the understanding and appreciation of the terrorist threat that existed before the invasion continue to pollute judgment today. Caught up in its own rhetoric the US government believes it is fighting an insurgency in Iraq and as a result it is not only ineffective but is actually playing into the hands of the terrorists with whom they are currently engaged in combat. Far from being a quasi-military organization as Al-Qaeda were before the invasion of Afghanistan, terrorist groups across the Middle East, under the direction of Osama bin Laden, have evolved into small cells holding only loose affiliations with one another. And, as Bin Laden predicted, the West has been far too slow to react. Indeed US forces in Iraq are still trying to sweep and clear areas with air strikes and massive troop surges in an attempt to disrupt ‘an insurgency’, instead of using Special Forces and counter-terrorism units in small scale, high value operations to target specific cells. Moreover, US commanders seem to have an almost infantile fascination with the obliteration of training camps and ‘regional’ commanders – continually failing to realise that they do not equate to air bases and generals in conventional wars. In the case of the former, terrorists have shown great ability to adapt, with new commanders emerging almost immediately. And in the latter, have maintained organisational cohesion by switching from large com- This article is not a tirade against America as has become fashionable plexes to small scale residential zones. Moreover, due to their inordinate focus on such objectives and the over use of air power, the US is also losing the faith of the Iraqi people through mistargeted weapons and accidental misfire. In essence the US is fighting the wrong war against an enemy who is ten steps ahead. Instead of creating a huge army to occupy the world, America and the entire Western World must reassess its strategy. As a brotherhood of nations, they must engage in a far broader and more targeted campaign against global terror as it did against Communism in the last generation. Now as then, the West will not be victorious through military power alone, she must also demonstrate to states in the Middle East the strength of her economic and cultural systems, engage with nations and leaders she despises and above all shed the cloak of oppression she has earned through two botched wars. For policy makers in Washington such words currently equate with weakness and failure, but only through a re-examination of the post Iraq world and a swallowing of pride can the West begin to turn the tide against global terror and emerge victorious. The fate of post-Apartheid South Africa Carly Hilts W hen we were talking about gap years in the Upper Sixth, I remember one of my friends eagerly telling me about her volunteering placement at a school in South Africa. And I must confess, my immediate reaction was ‘why?’ I mean, South Africa’s all right, isn’t it? You don’t hear about famine there, or droughts, or civil war. Unlike many countries further north it isn’t a dustbowl; large parts of it are beautiful and green, rich with natural resources and able to support bountiful crops. And Sir Bob has certainly never expressed concern. ‘Why don’t you volunteer in Ethiopia?’ I said. How naïve I was. I went to South Africa last summer, and although, post-Apartheid, black and white people now have the same legal status, socially the chasm still exists. Go to any city or town and you can guarantee that any cleaner, toilet attendant or shop assistant you see will be black. Buying some stamps from a shop, I asked the (white) shopkeeper where the post office was so I could send my cards. “Oh don’t worry about that”, she smiled, gesturing towards her assistant, a mature black woman who was sweeping up, “I’ll send my girl with them later.” Now, I wouldn’t suggest that was the attitude of all white South Africans. But it was hard not to notice the huge gap between rich and poor - and the colour divide that often went with it. Visit any large settlement and you won’t fail to see the townships - you’ll have to drive through them for at least half an hour before reaching the outskirts of the town proper. Flying into Johannesburg airport you can see the townships sprawling in all directions, little shacks no bigger (and often worseconstructed) than garden sheds, ankle-deep in water because they’re built on the floodplain land that nobody else wants. Usually without running water, sometimes without electricity, they can house as much as a third of the population of the city. I couldn’t believe the contrast when I went down to the Cape region and visited the wine-producing valley of Stellenbosch. This area is the home almost exclusively of white, Afrikaans-speaking South Africans of Dutch descent. And as I looked at the vast vineyards, at the pristine white mansions, more reminiscent of ‘Gone with the Wind’ than Africa in their colonial splendour, I couldn’t have felt further away from the townships, where black families live ten to a shack and a toilet block equipped for eight is shared by 12,000. Meanwhile urban white people live behind electric fences and high walls, shielded by barbed wire and huge dogs from the desperate underclass that nearly fifty years of Apartheid created. Of course, it would be naïve to complain that South Africa didn’t magically become a utopia immediately after Apartheid ended; the country hasn’t seen 20 years of freedom yet, and it will probably take a number of generations before colour no longer dictates social status. An important step yet has to do with the welfare state that we take so much for granted here - no pensions, no benefits, no state-funded healthcare, and crucially, no free education. Schools are divided into ‘private’ and ‘government’ schools - but the latter aren’t like state schools. They may be cheaper, but they’re often over-crowded and short of resources and equipment. Go to any city and you can guarantee that any cleaner or toilet attendant you see will be black. For the poorest families - and all too often, this means black families - sending their children to school is simply not an option. To me, this is the thing that most hinders progress. In a township outside Swellendam, many of the young black people I spoke to were ambitious and aspirational, but they were all too aware that they simply didn’t have the money to fulfil their potential. Black undergraduates are increasing in number slowly, but are still hugely outnumbered by their white peers. With their par- ents unable to send them to a good school - or, in fact, any school - many children can’t get the qualifications they need to get a well-paid job, and can’t afford to send their children to school in turn, whole families trapped in a vicious circle of poverty and lost opportunities. When access to education is limited, so is social mobility. This isn’t to belittle the achievements of Mandela, the ANC and De Klerk or to ignore the progress that South Africa has made. The contrast between life under the Apartheid system, when buses, beaches and even park benches were segregated, and now, is unbelievable. Nobody could forget that a few months ago when Nelson Mandela came to London to unveil his statue in Parliament Square. But where strict social laws used to keep people separated by colour, now financial constraint does the same. And this is unlikely to change until black and white children have the same opportunities. In Britain, where all children have had free access to education for decades, it’s all too easy to forget just how important education is as a tool to change society. South Africa has come so far, but it still has such a long way to go. It’s so easy to become complacent about countries like South Africa, to pass them by in favour of more obviously troubled nations like Zimbabwe or Sudan, and not to give them the attention they deserve. In Britain we take our rights so much for granted - we mustn’t take their rights for granted too. COMMENT 13 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student Your letters [email protected] Dear Sir, Former Union officials say current committee misled members Dear sir, As former Officers of the Union Society, we were sorry to hear about the resignation of its Senior Treasurer, Senior Librarian, and Steward last week. Those positions are designed to be held by senior members of the University, and exist to ensure that a society run by student officers on an eightweekly turnover does not neglect essential legal and financial considerations – and to see that members’ money is spent efficiently and responsibly. Chris Stevenson, Pat Aske, and Tim Milner performed these roles with great skill and unswerving dedication. Between them, they have given the Union more than twenty years’ service - with no re- ward, no glory, and no perks of office. We each feel privileged to have counted on their support during our own terms. We were therefore particularly sorry that their resignation was misrepresented in the email sent to Union members last weekend, and that the current President and Secretary did not take the opportunity to thank Chris, Pat, and Tim for all their hard work for the Society. We would like to make good their omission now. We are all conscious that we are figures from the Union’s past – we would urge those who are its present, and who aspire to be its future, to think carefully about how its interests are now best served. Yours faithfully, Fr. Rob ert Mackley (Secretary & Vice President, 1997-8; Steward, 1999-2003) Gaz Weetman, (President, Michaelmas 1997) Susie Gledhill (President, Easter 1999) George Bevis (President, Michaelmas 1999) Alison Newton (President, Easter 2000) Jeremy Brier (President, Michaelmas 2001) Michael Lynas (President, Easter 2002) Sarah Przybylska, (Secretary & Vice President, 2002-4) Shahpur Kabraji (President, Lent 2003) Edward Cumming (President, Easter 2003) Will Gallagher (President, Michaelmas 2003) Stephen Parkinson (President, Lent 2004) Katy Goodwin (Secretary & Vice President, 2004-5) Kate Steadman (President, Easter 2004) Alasdair Ross (President, Lent 2005) Richard Sidey (Secretary & Vice President, 2005-6) Jaffar Khan (President, Easter 2005) Jenni Scott (President, Michaelmas 2005) Sarah Pobereskin (President, Lent 2006) Nicholas Hartman (Secretary & Vice President, 2006-7) Alyson Thompson (President, Easter 2006) Current committee responds Dear Sir, We apologise for any apparent lack of clarity and for omitting to thank Timothy Milner, Christopher Stevenson and Patricia Aske in our original e-mail to the membership. We unreservedly express our deepest gratitude to them on behalf of the entire membership and for their ongoing help during this transition period. For the record, in the last month the Society had publicly voted to thank the Senior Officers at a Members’ Business Meeting. The Standing Committee voted to reiterate this sentiment and, as has been stated to Varsity, they will each be proposed for Honorary Membership as persons of distinction. We maintain that the erstwhile Senior Officers ex- pressed their intention to cease their official involvement in the Society with absolutely no animosity. We feel that we represented the nature of this transition to the membership as it had been presented to the President and Secretary. This is an important time for the Union and we would invite all members, including former Presidents and other Officers, to contribute constructively for the future of the Society. We are pleased to relate that the Senior Officers have expressed their willingness to aid in this process. Yours sincerely, James Robinson Secretary & Vice-President 2007-8 I myself am from a state sixth form college and having had first hand experience of the Oxbridge admissions process, would like to comment on the inequality highlighted in your paper (vl. 10 is. 6 , 01/11/07). First and foremost, it is a major disadvantage that many aspects essential to Oxbridge admissions are not widely explained or known throughout state schools as opposed to the information independent school pupils receive. Expectations sadly differ in each - an independent school for example, works on the basis that a handful of pupils will attend the likes of Oxbridge when they finish their A levels. However in terms of state comprehensives and sixth forms I feel that this is not the case. Speaking on a personal basis, I approached my sixth form with an array of A*s and As, and when asked to choose my A levels, the word Oxbridge was not mentioned once. Instantly, and unaware at the time, I was subject to a possible ‘blacklist’ of A levels. One more ‘Mickey Mouse’ subject and I would not be here. But this of course was not explained to me, and I was freely allowed to choose any subject I liked – as was any other bright pupil. Why is this you may ask? Well simply, I feel it was not an expectation. Very few actually went on to Oxbridge at the end of their A level course, and unfortunately it was the general attitude of ‘why should that start to change?’ State schools and sixth form colleges need to start setting higher expectations. It is granted that not many will choose to attend university, and I feel it is true that individuals have strengths in other fields away from academia. However an expectation of achieving the full potential of each student, regardless of their background must always be a priority. Oxbridge or not. In some cases yes, it is the responsibility of a sixth form college or comprehensive school with little or no background of sending pupils to Oxbridge to do so. Then again one can not take away from the point that there must be pupils willing to apply. For many, Oxbridge is a million miles away from state schools and comprehensives. This is the bridge that must be built. Oxbridge must not seem impossibility to the brightest state school pupils. If this goal is achieved then a pathway to educational equality can be opened. The answer: Promote, promote, promote. Emma Harrison Emmanuel College Dear Sir, As one of last year’s CUSU sabbatical officers I witnessed first hand the “unrepresentative, pythonesque revolutionaries” that Wes Streeting refers to in ‘Hard left: stop your hypocritical moaning’ (vl. 10 is. 6 , 01/11/07). It is absolutely true that these small factions have hugely disproportionate power and influence in the NUS. This clearly leads to anger and disbelief amongst the moderate majority, and the kind of image and apathy problems plaguing the organisation. I am actually stunned by the arrogance unelected individuals such as Ed Maltby exhibit in presuming to speak for students in general, and furthermore, that his ineffectual campaigning tactics are still being repeated with pathetic predictability. As far as Cambridge is concerned, does he not realise that the University decision makers do not even know who ENS are?Their rejection of dialogue and en- gagement in favour of hysterical banner waving will be a sorry legacy when the history of the 00s student movements are written. The radicals have failed to make a positive contribution, their politics have been exposed for the pathetic egotism that they are, and the moderate majority have had enough. I praise the work of Streeting and the NUS leadership, and call on them to continue with their policies of reform unheeded by the self-serving minority. Sam Rose St. John’s College Dear Sir, It is with deep regret that Pakistanis all around the world have come to learn about the state of emergency imposed by General Pervez Musharraf in Pakistan on November 3rd 2007. The suspension of the Chief Justice of Pakistan, the arrest of key opposition leaders and lawyers, the suspension of independent television channels and the imposition of an illegal ‘Provisional Constitutional Order’ amongst various other actions carried out by Musharraf in the last few days, are a crime against the human rights and civil liberties of Pakistani citizens. Musharraf is trying to make a joke out of our Constitution and our country. We the students of Pakistan condemn this state of emergency that has been forced upon the nation. We call for free, democratic, transparent elections and demand that General Pervez Musharraf should stand down as the Head of State. We stand firm in our commitment against corruption and condemn any act of violence that puts the lives of innocent civilians at risk. We condemn all bombings, and in particular suicide bombings. The majority of Pakistan is a peaceful, friendly, vibrant nation and we will not let the actions of a few tarnish the name and image of our beloved nation and our people. In relation to this letter, we the students and people of Pakistan do not support any given political party, but we are united to ensure that all legal political parties and activists and Pakistani citizens are given their full democratic rights. We request all Pakistani students and people to unite and raise their voice against this injustice and support our views. Basit Kirmani President, CU Pakistan Society Corrections & clarifications The Cambridge Student endeavours to be as accurate as possible in its reporting. It is possible for inadvertent errors to creep in and we are very happy to issue corrections. Please e-mail us at [email protected]. The lighting designer for ‘The Fall of the House of Usher’, reviewed last week (01/11/07 Vl. 10 Issue 6) was David Mack, not Ben Sehovic. Apologies for any confusion caused. The internship review for the Value Engineers (‘Summer internships’ 25/10/07 Vl.10 issue 5) was written by James Wallis, and not Fran Lewis. 14 EDITORIAL Editorial The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 [email protected] Editor [email protected] Beth Ashbridge Deputy Editor Ryan Roark Robert Palmer T his week the cancelling of Peterhouse May Ball hit the national headlines.What excited the press was the sight of supposedly rich, and by implication spoilt, Cambridge students, being denied their big party. The Guardian described May Balls as ‘as the place where toffs get it off and, at dawn, fall over in a heap on the lawn’. This fits in with the national press’ usual approach to Cambridge. Newspapers such as the Guardian often portray it as an elitist bastion of privilege, where those from private schools (or at a push, the better grammars) swan about in pashminas and pretentiously discuss Kant. Petreans have had fun over the last week However, the real issue is the way in which colleges believe that banning fun will improve academic results. Over this term several colleges have become increasingly strict over the amount of wine allowed in formal hall (see The Cambridge Student Vl.10 issue 3) and St. John’s cancelled their freshers’ week ent. This attempt to chivvy along students demonstrates the extent to which most college authorities fail to understand their students. Banning formals or May Balls almost inevitably leads to protest and resentment. Petreans have had fun over the last week: stickers have appeared across college, and a banner was strung from Peterhouse chapel (although clearly not by an expert as it fell down within a few hours). The protesters even managed to infiltrate the offices of The Cambridge Student (TCS). On Sunday afternoon the TCS news editor arrived to discover that someone had copied all the press coverage of the May Ball and laid it out our floor. She briefly wondered whether they were the same people that had defiled our computers watching pornography over the Long Vacation. Senior fellows would be wise to take a lead from Emmanuel College. Bouncy castles, yoga sessions and a beaming Master wandering the college grounds, make exam term much more manageable. And dare we say it, even fun. The Senior Tutor even sends around a letter to the student body during Easter Term, reassuring Emmanuelites that exams are not the be all and end all of undergraduate life. Despite this, and perhaps indeed because of this more relaxed attitude, Emma has managed to top the Tompkins Table for the last two years in a row. Surely the way to improve results, is to ensure that colleges have a friendly and relaxed atmosphere. Good relations between the College and the JCR are essential. However, some Petreans have blamed poor academic support from the college for Peterhouse’s embarrassing results. 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IMPACT Camden Town Finchley Road 08/11/07 Swiss Cottage St. John’s Wood gware Oxford Circus Russell Square Sorting through the mess All you need for a good day out in Queensway h Street nsington Hyde Park Corner Sloane Square Green Park Piccadilly Circus St. James’s Park London South Kensington 1 Victoria p18, 19 Holborn Barbican Chancery Lane Westminster Waterloo Moorgate St. Paul’s Tottenham Court Road Marble Arch Knightsbridge ucester Goodge Street Farringdon Euston 200m swater Lancaster Bond Gate Street Gate Student Angel Euston Square Warren Street Regent’s Park Marylebone The Cambridge King’s Cross St. Pancras Great Portland Euston Street Baker Street Edgware Road Mornington Crescent Covent Garden Bank Leicester Square 340m Cannon Street Leicester Square Mansion House Charing Cross Blackfriars Temple Embankment Charing Cross 100m Features 16 IMPACT The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 In Memoriam Mike Kielty looks beyond the poppy Lest we forget... ny156uk T he eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. A familiar scene unfolds before us: the ranks of grey-haired heroes and their younger comrades march to the Cenotaph, with the memories of distant Sergeant-Majors forcing their faltering limbs into line. The deep scarlet of a million poppies provides the only colour amongst the overwhelming greyness of the November skies. Most of us will bow our heads for a pensive two minutes and place an emblematic little flower in our buttonholes. Honour, victory, sacrifice and, above all, that duty to always remember will presumably be the thoughts that fill our minds, for a moment that is. “Lest we forget”, the words on the Cenotaph read, but even as we watch the veterans march by on our television, many of us will also feel our concentration pass on to the next story, to whatever forms the next distraction in a busy modern life. Next Sunday morning, more of us than we would care to admit will scarcely notice that it is Remembrance Day. Time is unforgiving, and now almost no one lives who can remember or remind us of the Great War’s unique terrors. We give two minutes to remember nearly a million British dead in that conflict, and a horrific additional toll of servicemen, women and civilians in the Second World War, and then walk away, back to our everyday lives. At this moment in history, per- haps more than any other, war itself has become detached from most people’s ordinary lives. It is surprisingly rare to meet any Sandhurst hopefuls in Cambridge, let alone the squaddies themselves, the majority of whom are enlisted in the poorer areas of Britain. “We” are said to go to war as a nation, but the snipers and bombs of a hellhole like Basra can seem as remote as a video game to most of us. What is more worrying is that you could make the same conclusion regarding the politicians who send us to war. Churchill spent two years in the trenches before becoming arguably the greatest war leader in our history. The thought of those brave squaddies following Tony Blair “over the top”, even before the Iraq debacle, would be laughable if only we could forget the 171 British men and women who have been killed (at the time of writing) since the start of that campaign in March 2003. Perhaps without the controversial comments of the broadcaster Jon Snow on “poppy fascism” last year, the whole event would have passed by without much mention in our College JCRs as well as the national press. In a world transfixed by fleeting media celebrities and the idea of the ‘fifteen minutes of fame’, it almost requires an enforced closing-down of our libraries, banks, or shops to make many of us reflect at all on the lives of soldiers. According to a recent government report, the armed forces are said to be to be “running on empty”, overstretched by the long-running operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Royal British Legion has recently launched the Broken Covenant campaign to shame ministers into improving the treatment of personnel, but it is as much public apathy that has upset many Iraq veterans. A “Victory” parade is clearly inappropriate with regard to Iraq, but the least that these veterans deserve is for us to keep our faith in Remembrance Day itself. For the time-honoured ceremonies to retain their vitality with each passing year, critics argue that they must provide a practical func- ‘The thought of brave squaddies following Tony Blair over the top is laughable’ tion. For that, however, you need look no further than the poppy itself. The Royal British Legion spends nearly £40 million a year on supporting retired Service personnel and their dependants, and half that sum comes from the annual Poppy Appeal. In the poppy, remembrance becomes something not abstract or momentary, not an emotion only to be summoned on cold November mornings or amidst the old war gravestones. To wear the poppy is to make a moral choice against this contemporary will to forget, for it requires the humility to accept how insignificant our own concerns might be in comparison to the hardships of soldiers past and present. It forces us to appreciate those who were tested as we have not been and probably never will be, as a result of their sacrifice. For our generation, remembrance should not be just about Germany but about Iraq and Afghanistan, both of which are more than worth some silent reflection this Sunday. We belong to the same national community as those grey-haired veterans; we share not just the same history, but the same future as well. Through wearing the poppy, we can give thanks to those who have given their lives from the Somme to the Sunni Triangle, and provide their living successors with practical aid. Perhaps we can even find some form of faith in a future for the planet in the solemn beauty of a small, red flower that we wear in our buttonholes. 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student More fun than you can possibly handle, and all a mere hour away Le Turc S o Cambridge is good, but surprisingly enough there’s more to life than Cindies, supervisions and drinking societies. During term-time it seems hard to escape the bubble of uni and it’s all too easy to forget that the wonders of our fair capital city lie waiting for us just a hope, skip and a train ride away. We’re lucky to be near enough to London to go just for a short while and a daytrip is ridiculously easy plus, if you choose carefully, it can also be delightfully cheap. London’s not our capital city for nothing…with the world’s first underground system (where you’re immediately thrust into a stranger’s armpit), over 6,000 restaurants (some good, some bad, some failing health and safety) and more shops than Victoria Beckham could visit in a lifetime, the city has something to offer everyone. There are parks, galleries, aquariums, wine tasting courses, dinosaur bones and the famous West End stage shows, all there to ensure that you can experience anything in the world right here in sunny old England. From the Sloane Rangers on the King’s Road, to Camden Market Goths and Islington’s Arty-Chic crowd, each area of London has its own individual styles which all combine to create a diverse and vibrant place to visit. Indeed, although the welltrodden tourist-route has a lot to offer, it can be expensive and full of noisy Americans so instead try exploring the areas of London which are slightly off the beaten track. For the shopaholics, try checking out the markets (at Portobello, Camden and Spitalfields) where up-and-coming designers sell their handmade garments for next to nothing and as they’re all completely unique you know there won’t be someone else wearing the same thing. For culture-vultures, a day of art galleries and museums is totally free, allowing you to relax in some of the museum cafes, all of which have spruced up their act and now offer surprisingly good food. If you feel the need to escape the bustle of the city for a while, take a stroll in one of London’s many parks… Battersea Park has a zoo, Greenwich Park offers spectacular views of capital and deer run free in Regent’s Park so whatever you fancy, you’ll be able to find it in London. The train from Cambridge takes you straight into King’s Cross station, or alternatively Liverpool Street, where you can hop on a bus or tube to anywhere you wish to go in our sprawl- ing metropolis of history, culture and entertainment. Taking the tube is reliable (in theory, anyway) but a bus journey allows you take in your surroundings….whether that means a beautiful building or public urination, it will definitely offer an alternative to King’s College Chapel. And that’s what’s so great about London: you could be a compulsive day-tripper and never get bored. The people are eclectic, the shops stock real designer brands and you’re once again reminded that the world won’t stop turning if your essay is a few hours late. Melissa St. John HANDY HINTS Book train tickets in advance, and so save yourself money and hassle. Check for engineering works, which commonly interfere with Cambridge trains, especially on weekends. Get a ‘Bite’ card, which gives you discounts at major food retailers in stations. Check out ‘Time Out’ online for ideas of what to do, and in particular cool and current happenings. Always ask about student discounts many places, including theatres, offer substantial ones but are reticent about advertising the fact. Plan ahead! Museums, galleries and similar attractions are prone to closing on odd days of the week, so the best thing you can do is some careful research! Feed the birds, tuppence a bag... spi516 he mind, according to Freud, is layered. Much like trifle. And somewhere deep down, buried in the soggy sponge of my subconscious is a little useless nugget of thought, a stray morsel being where it has no business to be. But, like the pea in the bed of the princess, from deep down it’s doing damage. Somewhere, once upon a time in a land far far away, someone said your lover should be your best friend. Yep, we’ve all read that kind of tosh in greetings cards and repulsively fluffy ‘Little Books of Love’. Pearls of wisdom, that’s what they call such nonsense. But what, after all, is a pearl? It’s nothing more than a little worm which found its way into a bed, stayed there for a while and came out looking a whole lot prettier and more respectable. I’ve known people who’ve done that, and it certainly didn’t make them wise and valuable. But through the many stodgy layers of my pudding brain, this welldisguised nematode has morphed itself into a highly dangerous instinct - your friend should be your lover. I cannot stress enough how foolish this instinct is. ‘Mate’ has two meanings – and they should remain mutually exclusive. Just because you both chortle at the same bits of Family Guy and you feel comfortable enough to face them in your ravishing pyjama, sweater and socks combo, doesn’t mean it’s not going to be the most horrendously awkward moment of your life when you roll over in the morning and discover what was once a good friend occupying the other half of your suddenly too small bed. I need all my fingers and toes and probably someone else’s too to count the number of good male friends I’ve had. But I only need one mutilated hand to count the number who’ve never been more than just friends. And I’m not even talking about full-blown mistakes, all it takes is a word, a look, an over-lengthy embrace, a quick shag (only kidding…sort of) and the seed of destruction is there, festering. (N.B. That last phrase sounds considerably more disturbing than I intended.) Unless you’re looking to get married, then friendships and relationships with the opposite sex should have little in common. From one, you borrow cooking utensils and get them to carry heavy things for you. From the other, you borrow items of clothing to sleep in and get them to carry just about everything for you. (Gentlemen – this is all from a ladies’ perspective – do not ask us to carry anything). Friendships are precious things, and what’s more, they often arise out of situations which don’t suit an atmosphere pregnant with shame and embarrassment. For absolutely no particular personal reason, supervisions spring into my mind. Why did I, or would anyone, think overstepping the sacred boundaries of friendship a good idea? (Well actually, I know why I did it - I’m incorrigible. But other people have no such excuse.) After all, if the spark wasn’t there to start with, is it likely to suddenly arise like a phoenix out of the cooling ashes of your friendship? Unless of course the only reason you became friends in the first place was an undeniable sexual frisson, and you’ve been waiting months of mounting desire to cast aside the restrictive bonds of friendship, in which case you have my blessing. To conclude, dear reader, please don’t mate with your mate. You may need them for platonic purposes some time. Anyway here’s a far more useful pearl - keep your friends close, but your enemies much, much closer… The tension makes for some fabulous sex. 17 Features London Calling T IMPACT 18 IMPACT The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Features Day Trippin’! Here’s a few Bond Street Waltz up and down London’s most exclusive shopping street, browsing in the window of Tiffany, Prada and Jimmy Choo…. on a student budget, your wallet might have to stay closed but its fun to wind up the shop staff with snooty looks and an air of indifference that reeks of money. The Wonder Room at Selfridges For the ultimate in decadence, a trip to the Wonder Room at Selfridges is unrivalled. Use the wine-jukebox at the Wonder Bar to serve yourself a lovely vintage red or request anything, from phoenix eggs to magic carpets, and they’ll find it for you. How’s that for service? Portobello Market Due to its popularity (greatly increased by a floppy haired Hugh Grant in the film Notting Hill), the stallholders at Portobello have started to wise up and prices continue to rise. That being said, there are still some good bargains to be found and many upand-coming designers sell their original pieces for a reasonable cost. A trip to the Hummingbird Bakery will provide essential shopping fuel in the form of a beautifully decorated and deliciously sweet cupcake. KEY Posh & Loaded Lady of Leisure Weird & Wonderful Arty Boho Golden Age of Couture The new exhibition celebrates the postwar boom in the world of couture. With over 100 dresses from designers such as Dior and Balenciaga, it’s a truly frock-tastic show that’s not to be missed. Tea at the Ritz There always comes a point in a hard day’s sightseeing when you want to sit back with a cup of tea, and where better in London than the Ritz? Relaxing amongst potted palms while choosing from about ten different varieties of elaborate cream cake will certainly make you feel overindulged. Particularly as you can eat as much as you want (and you will want to, considering that it’s a bit of a stretch on the average student budget.) From £36 pp book several weeks in advance at www.theritzlondon.com/tea The Mandarin Oriental Spa This award-winning luxury spa in the heart of London is the perfect place to unwind and escape the rush of the city. With separate spas for both men and women, everyone can relax with a Thai massage or take a dip in the Vitality Pool. Dinner at Nobu You’ll probably be sitting next to J-Lo or Ms Beckham whilst tucking into deliciously overpriced bits of sushi….sunglasses are a non-negotiable outfit staple and make sure your driver is waiting for you outside as parking is a nightmare. Absolut Ice Bar If Cambridge isn’t cold enough for you, here’s the place to go. Swathed in silver space capes, chill out with appropriately named cocktails – Absolut Below Zero and Absolut Aurora Borealis – and admire the bar, walls, furniture and artwork all sculpted from, yep, you guessed it, frozen water. Regent Street. Dirty Dancing For the top girly theatrical experience, a viewing of the hit West End musical Dirty Dancing is a must. Go to TKTS in London’s Leicester Square to find discounted tickets on the day of the performance and have the time of your life…. Lucky Voice Karaoke In Soho. (http://www.urbanpath.com/london/cocktail-bars/lucky-voice.htm) - you can hire a private room for you and your girlfriends, sing your hearts out and have as many drinks as you can manage brought to you on request. Topshop, Oxford Circus For the ultimate high street shopping experience, make for Topshop’s flagship store and bask in 3 floors of clothes, shoes and accessories. Head to their nail bare for a wellearned manicure and ask a for a personal shopper…they run around for you fetching clothes you want whilst you sit back and relax in their private changing room. Warning: avoid on Saturday afternoons, for the sake of health and sanity. Scoop in Covent THE BEST ICE CREAM IN LONDON. It’s a proper gelateria, only opened this year. All organic and locally sourced ingredients, a variety of amazing flavours (I recommend the hazelnut and pistachio) and a fun diner-style atmosphere. Even as the weather gets colder it’s definitely worth checking out. Pret-a-Portea at The Berkley The perfect edible treat for every fashionista. Bite-sized sandwiches and miniature crudités sit next to mouth-watering cakes, all inspired by this season’s catwalk collection. Indulge in a Missoni striped madelaine or an Alexander McQueen silver boot biscuit…fashion has never tasted so good. 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student IMPACT The Cambridge Student has gone underground to find the weirdest, wackiest, craziest & coolest things to do in a day in the capital. Just check out our guide, hop on the right line and London is your Oyster. Wallace Collection Roller Disco This beautiful London townhouse, once owned by the Wallace family, houses many treasures from Boucher paintings to exquisite eighteenth-century French porcelain. Each room is crammed full of visual delights and with a free tour every day, there’s no excuse not to swot up on your art history. Get your skates on and head down to Canvas, Kings Cross, or the Renaissance Rooms, Vauxhall, for the most lethal night in town. The combo of roller skates and drunken crowds make for an exhilarating, if somewhat dangerous, night out. Coordination optional, eighties’ sportsgear is not. The Design Museum Tucked away on the riverside almost underneath London Bridge, this collection of the best in contemporary design is often overlooked in favour of larger museums like the V&A. A pity, because although tiny, the exhibitions are brilliant. It only takes half an hour to walk round, but currently you can see work by fashion designer Matthew Williamson and acclaimed architect Zaha Hadid. And make sure you don’t miss the shop, which is a great source of quirky design based gifts and stationery. £4 student entry (£7 general) www.designmuseum.org Rivington Place The new £8 million public centre for visual arts was designed by David Adjave and shows just how modern our lovely capital can be. Their current exhibition, “London is the place for me” looks at migration through photography and moving image. The John Soane For some architectural inspiration, head to Sir John Soane’s personal house located in Lincoln’s Inn Fields. The great British architect’s home and library has been a museum since the early nineteenth century, upholding Soane’s aims and wishes for the building ever since. The National Theatre The Poetry Cafe There are poetry readings every night (with open mic on Tuesdays), good food and a literary atmosphere, with lots of writers turning up and scribbling in corners. 22 Betterton Street, Covent Garden. (http://www.poetrysociety.org.uk/content/cafe/) Located in the hub of the South Bank, the National always has several shows on at once, and it’s often easy to obtain great on-the-day tickets for as little as £10. The café and lounge make for good talent spotting – the cream of British acting talent, that is – whilst enjoying live music or the frequent ‘platforms’ where directors and actors discuss their work. Check out the student open day on November 16th. The V&A Cafe The best gallery café by far. With an enormous array of organic breads, home-made soups and light cakes to choose from, it’s a perfect place to rest weary gallery legs. Kiss and Tell Cabaret A night out with a difference, this venue promises modern lyrical satire with vocals by Petronella Wyatt and Melinda Hughes. Songs include “Smoker’s Lament” and “Carbon Footprint in my Jimmy Choos”. Madame Tussauds Hang out with all the celebrities and walk the red carpet…they might all be made of wax but at least they won’t suddenly shave their head or start shoplifting a la Britney and Winona. Old Operating Theatre The Operating Theatre is found in the roof space of an English Baroque church and was closed down before antiseptic surgery was invented. Today, there’s no health risk and you can even take part in a surgical demonstration. Coffee Cake and Kink (www.coffeecakeandkink.com) - a little café selling good coffee and cake, and bizarre erotic and fetish items too. Definitely a niche market, but visit while you can as they’re trying to close it down due to a landlord dispute. It’s certainly NOT dark and sleazy, but very stylish, and frequented by many of London’s movers and shakers... Beachcombing Yep, bizarre as it sounds, there are frequently beachcombers and even sandcastle builders to be seen on the sandy shores of the Thames. If you fancy treasure-hunting amongst the usual tideline debris of beer bottles and driftwood, head on down to the South Bank to join in the hobo-esque fun. But be warned – sometimes the tide comes in. Features ideas to get you started... 19 IMPACT The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Fashion 22 Back To Mono 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student IMPACT A s the darkness falls earlier and the mists come swirling in from across the fens, the colleges loom ever more foreboding under the yellow streetlights. It’s all doom and gloom and the usual autumnal palette of burnt umbers and ochres looks totally unappealing, rather like the sodden earth. Relenting would be giving in to the season. Of course considering how far Cambridge lags behind London in fashion terms (are we really only an hour away by train?), I doubt any significant adjustment will take place. I’m sure the pashmina-mafia will continue to resemble relics from village fetes (their frequent re-readings of Brideshead notwithstanding) and the nu-ravers will continue to be an eyesore, spilling over from a sartorially uninspiring summer. But where is the excitement in that? Where is the thoughtfulness? Surely we, the fashion conscious need to take the streets back from the apathetic and from the night? What is needed is the fashion of change, fashion that represents Cambridge as the place it ought to be: a city of thinkers with their fingers on the pulse of what it means to be alive and young in boom-era Britain. And the necessary fashion is simply, as it has been throughout history, monochromatic. Though this time around, playfully so. Black with white is sharper than a switchblade and crisper than the Cambridge cold. It is more than a fashion; it is a state of mind. It is her highness, Patti Smith, on the cover of Horses, looking as fresh today as she did in 1975, it is Demeulemeester in the 80s as she blazed her aesthetic onto the world and re-established Antwerp as a fashion centre, it is the ever-sexual Dietrich in a top-hat, eyebrows arched menacingly and it is a Stieglitz shot of Georgia O’Keeffe, infused with all the love an artist can give to another. When the American beatniks walked around a New York that still had something to say, when the Parisian students were lost in their socialist dreams of a better future, they did it in black and white. The monochrome of today has all the elements of those fantasies but, to avoid looking like one of Hedi Slimane’s indie army circa 2004, it is primarily about shape. And that shape is big. It has all the perverted sexuality of Gareth Pugh’s bondage wear without being as literal, and it is progressive and fresh in the way that Model and article: Manon Maybe only Roksanda Ilincic, once an architecture graduate, can be. At Maison Martin Margiela, Fall/Winter 07, monochrome was paired with strong superbowl-esque shoulders, at Moon Young Hee the deconstruction made the models look like urban sprites and at Alberta Ferretti there were some pieces which graduated black to white, imitating a lo-fi, street style trend towards monochromatic graffiti. However, the biggest success in my opinion, and the one that kept the essence of monochrome’s nonchalance and crucially, its bite, was Jens Laugesen. Laugesen of course never disappoints but this collection exceeded itself. The lines were so sharp that the structures were rendered almost cartoon-like and the aura managed to be simultaneously feminine and androgynous, and simultaneously Victorian and futuristic. And that’s no mean feat. Of course there is the problem of nu-grave, the monochromatic trend (admittedly with flecks of gold) that has been the staple at the hipper-than-thou Hoxton clubs, which Pugh and his ilk frequent. At Boombox’s recent Halloween ‘Doombox’ party, everyone looked like high fashion, subgothica… Goths. Or something. Even when they were predominantly in white. It is all so hip that it must rapidly unravel any day now, surely? Even Patti Smith, one of the more down-toEarth rock n rollers, is hipper than your average post-op septuagenarian. So is black-and-white-but-supersized, functional for Cambridge life? Well does the contrast of dark and light make a Caravaggio painting? Will the new black always be black? Will we get married in one and mourn in the other? Black and white is so broad a combination that any semblance of shape will keep it fresh. And the white keeps the combination more punky than Goth and significantly softer. Cambridge has curiosities far more troubling that an excessively structured shoulder or a particularly aggressive boot. It has tweed three pieces and Jack Wills and an entire student body clad in the contents of one local Topshop. Surely it is better to think about an outfit graphically, mathematically even? To maximise the things one can do with monochrome by experimentation? It’s about time that we got out the punk cuts and the strong lines and the statement pieces and take back the streets. Photos: Erika Blomerus Fashion Sciamachy 23 Science 24 IMPACT The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Origins of human language Mico Tatalovic brings together contrasting theories on why we speak H uman language is unique in the animal kingdom. As far as we know, we are the only animals to use conventional communication system-complex language. Other animals use self-reporting signals which inform the listener of the state, motivation or future behaviour of the signaller. As such, animal vocalizations have evolved either because they help the survival of animals through natural selection or because they help animals to reproduce so they evolve by means of sexual selection. It is still not clear whether human language evolved as a specific adaptation or whether it developed as a by-product of evolution unrelated to language itself. Although non-adaptationist view of the origins of language are argued for by influential thinkers such as Chomsky, most biologists would probably agree with the alternative view that language evolved because it conferred a specific advantage to hominids. Language only evolved once, in the human lineage, regardless of the fact that most apes possess cognitive skills and some birds cognitive and vocal skills needed to produce language. This suggests that there must have been a period in our evolutionary history when there was an unprecedented selection pressure operating on our species which could best be solved by evolving language. Elaine Morgan, supporter of the In the world, there are more than 2700 different languages, of which the most spoken is Mandarin Nofrills aquatic ape hypothesis suggests that such selection pressure could have come by if there was a period of time when early humans were forced to live a semi-aquatic life-style. Passing through this stage, we may have evolved features to deal with aquatic lifestyle that could have been used for language later on in our evolution. Theories for what drove the emergence of language are plentiful. Grooming hypothesis professes that when human group size reached a threshold level where tactile grooming ceased to be feasible, language evolved as ‘vocal grooming’ that allowed grooming of several friends at the same time. Mating hypothesis claims human languages with vocabularies of tens of thousands of words are excessive and as such indicate that language evolved as a ‘decoration’, a way of sexually advertising men’s abilities to provide for their partners. Motherese hypothesis says mothers needed a way of comforting a baby at a distance while collecting food and so language evolved to calm the babies. Hunting theories suggest coordination of hunting among men required language. Gossip hypothesis suggests menstruating women participated in rituals where gossiping benefited their social lives and so this drove evolution of language. Mating contract hypothesis says language evolved to facilitate male-female bonds in human groups that were increasing in size. The list goes on… Most of the theories explaining how language evolved focus on its function. However, the only thing they all have in common is that they fail to account for the uniqueness of human language. All of the suggested functions would also be helpful to other animals and so we would expect other animals to benefit from evolution of language as well, yet only humans evolved language. Different scientists argue for different theories and there are several books arguing a single main explanation of why language evolved. The most likely answer however is that language had many functions, and perhaps most, if not all theories are partially correct. Nevertheless, we still cannot exclude the possibility that we are missing the main part of this puzzle; that the keystone of the language origin is still outside the scope of our knowledge. And while we await answers to many fundamental questions about origins of language we are already faced with extinction of languages; with only 4% of the population speaking 96% of the existing languages some estimates claim that 90% of the world’s languages are on the brink of extinction. One of the problems is the advance of global languages such as English; yet with worldwide geographical distribution and millions of speakers, even English itself is now considered by some to have evolved into several quite distinct languages. Helping Extraordinary People Nikiforos Karamanis explains language technology Computerised devices can be applied on a daily basis to facilitate our lives and the lives of those less-abled Dennis Sylvester Hurd I nteracting with machines using language is not science fiction any longer: Language technology is used to support systems which help us find information in the internet, translate webpages and navigate our cars in traffic. But it also helps people in much more extreme circumstances. Last spring, a blind aviator travelled from London to Sydney in a 100-horsepower microlight aircraft. Miles Hilton-Barber, who was accompanied by a different co-pilot in each half of his trip, covered 13,500 miles in less than two months, beating tropical storms, snow blizzards and violent turbulences with the help of special talking equipment. The equipment, which was developed by a company that specialises in assistive technologies for people with disabilities, allowed Miles to get map coordinates and use several flight instruments including compass, artificial ho- rizon, altimeter and air speed indicator by talking to the aircraft’s computer. Children with severe speech impairments typically communicate using predetermined words and phrases uttered for them by the computer. This limits the scope of the conversations that they can engage in. Researchers in three Scottish universities developed a system that generates puns to help disabled children explore language and expand their vocabulary. The system generates brief jokes such as: “What do you call a strange rabbit? A funny bunny!”. To produce a pun, it uses knowledge of what words mean, how they sound and how they can be combined. This system has delighted eight children with cerebral palsy who were asked to test it. Despite the poor quality of some of the jokes, in another survey, one of the puns generated by the system was judged to be funnier than about 250 human jokes. It is expected to be particularly helpful for children with limited communication skills as jokes provide a good way to bond with other people. In another recent project in Scotland, researchers are developing a system which will generate a summary of a baby’s medical history and current condition from electronic notes. Medical professionals often need to deal with hundreds of pages of lab results and medical history in order to decide how to treat their patient, usually within just a few minutes. It is hoped that providing doctors and nurses with a summary of the patient’s record will improve medical care. Clinical staff also has to spend a lot of time writing reports of what has happened on their shift. Language technology can improve quality of life tremendously If this is done automatically, the likelihood of important events being forgotten can be avoided and the staff will spend more time with their patients. Although the project focuses on the treatment of premature newborn babies, the same technology can in principle be deployed in other clinical contexts leading to improved care for adults too. Developing such systems may take a long time and can cost a lot of money. But once this investment is made, people become more able to deal with extreme situations and their quality of life is improved tremendously. 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student IMPACT Estella Shardlow enjoys a macabre collection of textiles at New Hall Oh what a tangled web we weave... Beverly Ayling-Smith Disruption New Hall Gallery October 21–November 17 A The needle, having stitched, moves on Catherine Dormor poor life this if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare. As W. H. Davies writes, the luxuries of time for reflection are often regrettably lacking in our lives. However, in the New Hall Gallery the work of two female textile artists, Catherine Dormor and Beverly Ayling-Smith, shows them taking a step back to observe the transitory state of the material surface as they explore the impact of touch and decay. The title of the exhibition, ‘Disruption’, suggests some air of conflict or chaos, which seems slightly incongruous with the sensitive, reflective approach of these artists and the placid feel of the exhibition. Theirs is a more subtle interpretation of this theme, concentrating on the impact of the artist’s touch or stitch upon the tactile surface. Ayling-Smith investigates the relationship b etween cloth and the body through the historical context of Holland linen in 17th-century burial rituals. The pieces possess a macabre air resonant of the wider preoccupation with mortality in Reformation Europe, with the popular memento mori theme in the art of the time. Textiles help to define our identity in life, through the clothing we wear, and continue to do so in death, in the processes of interment and remembrance. By focusing on the stitch, Ayling-Smith draws attention to the human touch interrupting the textile surface, just as the individual interrupts and alters the world and people around her. Ayling-Smith’s most exemplary work is Fragments, in which a latticework of threads over fragments of linen and a melancholy poem (“We come into the world/ Wound up in that winding sheet/ For we come to seek our grave...”) demonstrates the tenuous threads of memory, the layers of experience, and the inevitability of death and decay. The stitches are like a malign cobweb subsuming our body and mind: they are time itself. Meanwhile, Dormor produces digitally printed photographs on delicate fabrics, detailing a sewing machine or human hand stitching fabric. She is interested in exposing the dual, ‘haptic-scopic’ (touch-sight) nature of human interaction, by juxtaposing the real tactile surface with the images simulated or projected onto it. Touch is made implicit with the fingerprints, hands, needles and scissors depicted, concentrating on the moments in which the fabric is pierced by these items, whilst a sense of motion is conveyed by the multiple exposures overlaid on each image. The prints are arranged verti- cally down long strips of black fabric in Now Screening I-III, echoing the continuous, linear action of the sewing machine. Meanwhile, edging each print with zig-zag stitching shows the physical output of the machinery in contrast to the photographic documentation of it. The combination of these two artists is essential to the success of the exhibition, as their alternative approaches to a shared theme complement one another. Ayling-Smith’s literal exposure of time-worn materials is set off against Dormor’s digital magnification of the intrusive touch itself. Similarly, Ayling-Smith’s output seems more evocative and contemplative, while Dormor’s has a higher degree of technical polish. Their art is displayed along a long, narrow space in the basement, lit along one side by the glass walls. This venue is well suited to the pieces; Dormor’s prints on silk and organza such as Cloth: Screen: Surface are hung against these windows so that they are illuminated from behind, appearing translucent and bleached out, as if dissolving into the light. The tunnel-like setting also enhances that sense of the passage of time. Entering this subterranean gallery space one is met with a succinct but macabre exhibition, a submission to the degenerative or manipulative effects of contact—either physical or temporal—and finds beauty in such conditions. An exhibit for the birds Jess Bowie is not impressed with this eco-friendly display at Kettle’s Yard Mixed media, or no media at all? Henrik Håkansson Henrik Håkansson Kettle’s Yard Gallery September 29–November 18 T he current exhibition at Kettles Yard takes endangered birds as its theme. I was somewhat apprehensive: I always find art a little difficult when it has an overt political or , in this case, environmental message. It’s not that I don’t care about the environment—don’t we all nowadays? Perhaps it’s just that I like subtlety. Nevertheless, I went to Henrik Håkansson’s Three Days of the Condor with an open mind. The exhibition blurb promises a veritable orgy of mixed media: film, sound works and sculptural installations, which combine “scientific systems of observation and communication with a visual language that makes reference to popular film and music culture”. The blurb is slightly misleading. To the right of the entrance is the first ‘installation’: some filing cabinet folders on a rail, documenting 100 of the most endangered bird species in the world. Humorously, the piece is called ‘The Lonely Hearts Club’. (This must be the reference to popular culture, then.) Other installations include: a retro cassette recorder playing bird calls; a stuffed bird in a glass case, borrowed from the Natural History Museum (does taxidermy count as sculpture?); an entire wall covered with endangered birdthemed print-outs from the internet, pinned onto corkboards, and a couple of maps. The overwhelming impression one receives is that there is simply not enough material here for an exhibition. Near the door is a mock-up plywood hut, containing more retro technology. This time, 1960s projectors, which, when they work (most of them didn’t when I went) show grainy footage of birds. Because of the awkward positioning of the equipment, most people didn’t understand what they were supposed to be looking at, and stood in front of the projectors, marvelling at their own silhouettes. On the plus side, this room contains stacks of free vinyls for all you budding ‘dee-jays’ out there. Birdsong vinyls, but vinyls nonetheless. I suppose the only thing I knew about condors before the exhibition came from the Simon and Garfunkel song “El Condor Pasa” (“they’d rather be a forest than a street. Yes they would. If they could, they surely would”). After Three Days of the Condor I now know that the California Condor is a cousin of the turkey vulture, and its population declined precipitously during the Gold Rush. There is a sad message here: at one point in the 1980s there were just twenty-seven of these birds left in the wild. In that respect the exhibition is informative. But is this art? Håkansson also focuses on the Spix Macaw, another bird on the brink of extinction. Again, to quote the accompanying literature: “This beautiful, heart-breakingly rare bird and its loss in the natural world reveals the fragility of its very existence—and of nature itself—not unlike the fragility of great works of art that we expect to last forever”. Great works of art may not last forever, but they’ll doubtless live on in the public mind rather longer than this exhibition. Arts & Literature This Mortal Coil 25 26 IMPACT The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Listings Theatre 08 Thu 09 Fri 10 Sat Film Music Catch Albee’s extraordinary emotionally charged two-hander, The Zoo Story, at the ADC this week All of the film times below are for the Arts Picturehouse, St. Andrew’s Street, unless stated otherwise The Victorian English Gentleman’s Club are supporting Sons and Daughters? There really is no justice. An Inspector Calls Fitzpatrick Theatre, 19:30 Waiting for Godot Mumford Theatre 19:30, £8/£9.50 Fame ADC Theatre, 19:45 The Zoo Story ADC Theatre 23:00, £4/£5 The Collection Fitzpatrick Hall, 23:00 Eastern Promises 12:00, 14:15, 18:50, 21:10 Once 12:00, 14:10, 19:00 Sicko 16:30, 21:00 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (★★)13:00, 15:30, 18:00, 20:30 Lovers of the Arctic Circle 17:00 Amazing Grace 21:00 (John’s) Vincent Vincent and the Villains / Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man The Portland Arms, 8pm, £6.50 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (★★)13:00, 15:30, 18:00, 20:30 Eastern Promises 14:45, 21:20 Sicko 12:15, 19:00 Once 15:00, 19:00 The Band’s Visit 12:30, 15:00, 21:00 Black Gold 17:00 Gary Moore Corn Exchange, 7:30pm, £25 An Inspector Calls Fitzpatrick Theatre, 19:30 Waiting for Godot Mumford Theatre 19:30, £8/£9.50 Fame ADC Theatre, 19:45 The Zoo Story ADC Theatre 23:00, £4/£5 The Collection Fitzpatrick Hall, 23:00 Alcock Improv Pembroke, 22:00, £2 An Inspector Calls Fitzpatrick Theatre, 19:30 Waiting for Godot Mumford Theatre 19:30, £8/£9.50 Fame ADC Theatre, 19:45 The Zoo Story ADC Theatre 23:00, £4/£5 The Collection Fitzpatrick Hall, 23:00 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (★★)13:00, 15:30, 18:00, 20:30 Eastern Promises 20:15, 22:15 Sicko 12:15, 18:00 Once 15:00, 19:00 The Band’s Visit 12:30, 15:00, 21:00 Run, Fat Boy, Run 23:00 Our World in Zanzibar15:00 Do You Remember Dolly Bell? 20:00 (Newnham) John Power Barfly (Graduate), 7:30pm, £10 Compsci and the Crumpets Anastasia House, 3am, Tenners Other stuff Get a chance to meet and hear readings from contemporary poet, Michael Laskey in CB1 Cafe Bird’s Eye View - The legacy of Alfred Wallis Kettle’s Yard, 13:10, free Whose science is it anyway?, a talk by Professor Colin Blakemore Fitzwilliam College Auditorium, 18:00-19:00 ‘Consciousness-based Education, for Academic Excellence and Stress-free Schools’ with Dr Ashley Deans Caius College, 11:30-14:30, free Tonight I’ll get mad Tomorrow I’ll be glad ‘Cause I’ve got Friday on my mind An evening of acoustic music with Jade Rhiannon, Belinda Gillet and Laura Jane Davies The Boathouse, 8pm, £4 I got a letter from LBJ It said this is your lucky day It’s time to put your khaki trousers on An informal tour of the Fitzwilliam Fitzwilliam Museum, 10:30-11:30, free The discovery and exploitation of polar wildlife Scott Polar Research Institute, 17:00, £10 Speed dating The Cambridge Union, 20:00, £4 (£3 for Union members) 11 Sun Elizabeth: The Golden Age (★★)13:00, 15:30, 18:00, 20:30 Eastern Promises 17:00, 21:20 Sicko 14:30, 19:00 Once 19:00 The Band’s Visit 12:30, 15:00, 21:00 Run, Fat Boy, Run 23:00 Testament 15:00 This Is England 19:00, 22:00 (John’s) Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes The Junction, 6pm, £20 12 Mon Elizabeth: The Golden Age (★★)13:00, 15:30, 18:00, 20:30 Eastern Promises 13:15, 20:45 Sicko 15:30 Once 15:00 The Band’s Visit 12:30, 15:00, 21:00 The Birds 18:00 Sons and Daughters / The Victorian English Gentleman’s Club Barfly (Graduate). 7:30pm, £8.50 13 Tue Othello Corpus Playroom, 19:00, £4/£5.50 Good Phil Hunting - The Addenbrookes Panto Mumford Theatre, 19:00, £6/£10 The Visit ADC Theatre, 19:45, £6/£8 The Triple-Point Revue ADC Theatre, 23:00 £4/£5 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (★★)13:00, 15:30, 18:00, 20:30 Eastern Promises 17:00, 21:20 Sicko 19:00 Once 15:00, 19:00 The Band’s Visit 12:30, 15:00, 21:00 Lucie Aubriac 13:30 Oi Va Voi The Junction, 7:30pm, £12 ArtSpeak Fitzwilliam Museum, 13:15, free Ich vill bay aych a kashe freygen, Zugt mir ver es ken, Mit vifl tayere farmaygns, Bensht Gott allamen? CB1 Poetry with Michael Laskey Michaelhouse Centre, 20:00, £5/£3 14 Wed Othello Corpus Playroom, 19:00, £4/£5.50 Good Phil Hunting - The Addenbrookes Panto Mumford Theatre, 19:00, £6/£10 The Visit ADC Theatre, 19:45, £6/£8 The After-Dinner Joke ADC Theatre, 23:00, £4/£5 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (★★)13:00, 15:30, 18:00, 20:30 Eastern Promises 17:00, 21:20 Sicko 12:15, 14:30, 19:00 Once 15:00, 19:00 The Band’s Visit 15:00, 21:00 Status Quo Corn Exchange, 7:30pm, Sold Out Scratching the Surface: A Brief Introduction to Cuneiform Script Fitzwilliam Museum, 13:15, free Naked Stage - a performance of new Cambridge stage writing CB2 Cafe, 19:30-21:30, £3 Did you hear ‘em talkin’ ‘bout it on the radio? Did you try to read the writing on the wall? Did that voice inside you say I’ve heard it all before? It’s like Deja Vu all over again Ruffled Feathers: birds, people and environment Kettle’s Yard, 10:00-17:00, £20/£10 Mucus on your collar, A nail up through the staff chair, A blade in your soap and you cry into your pillow To be finished would be a relief You look so great, everytime I see your face You put me in a state uh, uh, uh, uh A state of shock CUWS presents Chateau Brane Canternac from Bordeaux Peterhouse Upper Hall 21:00, £10 Martin Bell The Cambridge Union, 19:30 08/11/07 FOOD AND DRINK 27 The Cambridge Student Tasting across the Great Divide The Usual Suspects? Taste the Difference? William Clement Laura Mountain and Colm Flannigan H ily and favourably comparable with provincial food in France (whatever the French say). Hotpot and black pudding, for example, both lovely Lancashire dishes, are any match for French cassoulet or boudin noir. Here in Cambridge – this is a good bit of trivia – we can lay claim to the crème brûlée, which came originally from Trinity College and was called ‘Trinity burnt cream’. There is a point here; and it’s this. Different regions and different countries all across Europe have begged, borrowed and stolen ideas from other regions and made them their own; there are, therefore, lots of subtle regional variations in food, that don’t really line up neatly with the cute English idea of a North-South divide. ardy northerners and poncey southerners all feel a little bit of quaint pride for their region and we all think it’s quite jolly to mock each other about it. The mocking is always along the same old lines; and the stereotypes apply as much to food and the way we eat as to anything else. If you think of a northerner sitting down to eat, you think of a ruddy-faced Yorkshire farmer tucking into a steaming meat pie; or you think of ‘teatime’; or Mam, Dad and the all the kids sitting in the car at the seaside on a grey day, eating fish and chips and mushy peas out of polystyrene trays. Southerners, on the other hand, are a bit special: they flounce around reeking of garlic, nibbling at Marks and Spencer’s sushi and panicking because they’ve really no idea what to do with that kohlrabi that came in the organic veg box. And most of them think they’re just a bit more continental than Northerners: they know their terroirs and stinky cheeses and NEVER have dinner before about nine o’clock. There’s probably a small amount of truth in these stereotypes, if you go by anecdotes. A Northern friend of mine thinks it’s perfectly reasonable that his buttery tea is at 5.45; but it’s a bit early for The Watford Gap: where the north begins? G-Man me, really. Northerners have a certain obdurate Northern self-assuredness: they The other regions – Scotland, Wales, Northern aren’t afraid to admit that trusty British food is good Ireland – each have their regional dishes as well. food. Whereas in the South, people don’t have such Northern Ireland has soda bread, the Ulster fry, cola sense of what it is to be Southern; we’re a bit in- cannon; Wales has lava bread, cakes and teabreads secure and are easily impressed by the Frenchified and Welsh cowl; Scotland, fried Mars bars aside, has ideas that reach us from across the Channel. wonderful Angus beef, haggis and game. But it’s simplistic to chop the country in half and Immigrant communities in big Northern cities, say: This half eats this way, that half eats that way. Midland cities, in London – and all over the counThe country isn’t just made up of ‘the North’ and ‘the try – along with Britain’s long history of colonialSouth’, but out of many regions, and out of Scotland ism, make Britain a country full of foodie variety, and Wales and Northern Ireland, too. not one easily divisible into a gastronomic North Maybe you could say that, because it’s a bit colder and South. and wetter up there, things like good hearty pies There are, of course, significant divides in the are bound to be more associated with the North. way different people eat: between the pretentious But Northerners are no fonder of a good pie than and the hearty, between those who love food and Southerners; think of steak and kidney pudding those who love microwaves. But for me, the big one from Sussex, or pasties from Cornwall. So that is the rural-urban divide. It’s the game season now. doesn’t really work. At home, in rural Sussex, there are friends turning In my stereotypes I characterised Northerners as up on the doorstep wielding braces of pheasant and wary of continental food, and Southerners as aspir- various dead birds. I’m missing that. I’m missing ing continental gastronomes. But wanting to appear roast pheasant and bread sauce and game pie. You continental is a middle-class pretentious thing, not get that sort of thing quite easily all over rural Britain, a North-South divide thing. Traditional provincial in the North and the South, but in a town like this it’s food in the North and South of Britain is often eas- impossible. A ccess leaders parade up and down the kingdom waxing lyrical about diversity, equality, and fraternity. At Cambridge, we were assured, everyone arrives on an equal footing. Indeed, they were so persuasive that I truly believed that I was going to discover some sort of egalitarian utopia, where the ghetto and the aristocracy mixed in a Dizzee-Rascal-meetsStephen-Fry kind of way. Reading that 54% of people came from state schools, part of me expected to be labelled, even shunned, as a posh ‘feepaying’ kid. But apparently ‘state-school’ didn’t mean that Moss Side youths blasting their garage music from a car stereo were a primary feeder for the university. Rather, as the world had already guessed, this ‘majority’ come from the 11+ selection processes, and suburbs where people substitute house prices for fees. Needless to say, the upshot of this is that I have never felt so badly spoken in my entire life, suffering the pitiful ‘Are you from the North?’ opener to all freshers’ convos. I have to say though, this somewhat takes the pressure away from having to say clever things all the time. Everyone’s so amazed that you can string a sentence together that by the time you’re done with the niceties they’re already blown away. Some people thought accents were reserved only for foreigners. It’s quite fun to be fascinating. Anyway, everyone’s so polite all the time that it’s hard to tell whether or not they are really enchanted at the notion that one doesn’t always ‘come up to Cambridge’. At first I thought people were being constantly sarcastic as they exclaimed ‘thank you so much! ’ to the least of actions. Genuine or otherwise, they can’t help it. Positivity is a way of life here, and though it may be a little harder to make friends you can pretty who’s your mama, waGamama? “When you’re good to Mama, Mama’s good to you.” So begins the best number in Chicago. Legs kicking, garters hoisted, romance and passion spread-eagled across chairs and tables. Wagamama could really not be more different. Clinical eating in close quarters prevents the Cell block tango. The guaranteed wait to be seated is just a drag. However, once seated, things begin to look up. A waitress equipped with more gizmoes than Inspector Gadget approaches the benches and demands an order. Numbers please, not words. Something unintelligible is scrawled on your place-mat and she disappears into the hum of conversation. Gilbert makes a dash for the loo, leaving Sullivan to pore over the mysterious Wagamama philosophy, printed on the menus, that rivals Rice Crispies packets for depth of thought. much avoid making enemies. However, there is one major division that I’m currently finding irreconcilable with my natural climate: healthy eating. Offering me a Nutri-Grain for dessert really is a step too far. Buying a pre-packed salad for lunch in Starbucks instead of having a cookie treat is even worse. Refusing to glance down a biscuit aisle is approaching the ridiculous. Whereas a 19 year old male ordering a jacket potato as part of a pub lunch is truly bad form. On these occasions I ordered cake, Sainsbury’s own 30p digestives and a burger . In the Sunday Times, months ago, I was reading the food supplement. They discussed how ‘even’ men were beginning to think about their appearance, asking ‘show me a man who says yes to seconds these days’. I couldn’t think of one who would say no. But not here in Cambridge! Eating between meals is abhorred: the right balance of nutrients is Gospel and eating on a budget (bread and a packet of biscuits) provokes outrage. It may not be ideal, but you certainly need your comfort food at Cambridge. Such a preoccupation with eating is an unknown entity where I’m from. Sure, teenage girls and teenage magazines rouse the usual discontents and eating disorders exist in the North as elsewhere in the country, as they always have done and always will do. However, this over-analysing of each morsel that passes one’s lips, and the guilt-trips it provokes, is yet to be transferred up North. I don’t think people have the energy. I’ve not seen one fat person here; currently my eyes are brimming with pictures of svelte things, young and old, gallivanting around, glancing disparagingly at my sausage rolls. It’s rather discomforting, and must take a superhuman amount of effort what with lovely cakes and bakes from Nadia’s Patisserie. Not to mention a whole market of savoury-smelling delicacies and eye-popping sweeties. My blue skin- Some people think accents are only for foreigners nies are growing steadily tighter, as my body finds itself an extra layer for winter. Perhaps it’s because everything’s so darned expensive down here. Having said that Gourmet Burger Kitchen is doing well. Perhaps if we make common food posh enough and shove in some pretentious oxymorons, the South will revert to the heady greed of our wealthy ancestors and begin piling on the pounds. Although would the North will stop eating? Fat chance. Gilbert & sullivan But soon the food is here. Very soon in fact. A voluminous pair of ladies had only a few moments to squeeze themselves next to our (rather more pert) posteriors before our hyperactive waitress was back, thrusting her steaming receptacles under our noses. Followed by the food. She smiled briefly and then, like a Ritalin addled children’s TV presenter, was away again - her even more pert buttocks hovering suggestively above our fellow diners’ heads. From one succulent prospect to another: the Chilli Beef Ramen was spectacular. Beautifully flavoured, tender meat and spiced to get you sweating like Richard Gere in court. Sullivan Zellweger looked like he’d just shot his sister; Gilbert Zeta Jones like he had married a bad actor nine times his age. The Ginger Chicken Udon was a masticatory triumph, the Wagamama Ramen less so. Asian fusion at its liquid apogee. 36A St Andrew’s Street, Cambridge CB2 3AX Tel: 01223 462 354 28 THEATRE The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Rising Cambridge stars? Our reviewer checks out Fame ADC Theatre Fame - The Musical November 6 - 10, 19:45 (Sat matinee 14:30) (£7/£9, £8/£10) ★★★☆☆ A Some ‘Fame’ performer soar Damian Robertson lyric from ‘Hard Work’, the second number in Fame tells us, ‘This ain’t no movie show’, but the images from the film of the same name; from the video for Eric Prydz ‘Call On Me’; and even from kindred 80’s films such as ‘Flashdance’, are the images that this cast and crew were contending against last night. So did they beat them? Or join them? I witnessed a disappointingly clumsy start; the ‘class of ‘84’ were let down by sluggish spot lights, an intrusive gauze, disappointing costumes, and the audience’s necessary acceptance that not all of the American accents were going to be top-drawer. However, all was quickly forgiven with the velvety voice of Nick Piazzo (a consummate performance by Tom Cane, who, coupled with beautifully comic and sweet Rachel Bagnall as Serena Katz, had the au- dience convinced from the very beginning). Moments of note in Act One included ‘Can’t Keep It Down (sung by a high-octane David Howell) and some charming characterisation by the teachers. However, there were blanket problems with audibility. In fact, for a musical about divas, the entire cast were remarkably softly spoken and wholesome, exceptions to this being a fantastically springy Vonda Shepard-like Mabel (Vicky Greenhalgh) and a vivacious, scary-spice of a Carman, complete with leopard print (Olivia-Marie Purton) who together gave the show attitude, and vocally sent suitable shivers around the auditorium. Yet there remained a surprising lack of ‘sex’ in the production. This is not to say that the cast aren’t very attractive (even Mabel, supposedly ‘the world’s fattest dancer’ is lithe and lovely), but up until the Act Two number where the fishnets, backwards chairs, and orgiastic writhing were broken out, I was severely doubting these kids’ capacity to ‘ride’ anyone’s ‘heart til it breaks’. Sarah Wilkinson as Iris, and James Mawson as Tyrone both managed to ‘let go’ in order to help remedy the production’s slight lack of ‘fire’, and yet kept their movements perfectly controlled . Mawson, fully fulfilled the most difficult role to cast in Cambridge (the illiterate, ex street-gang kid) and it felt something of a privilege to be allowed to watch him and Wilkinson dance so mesmerisingly together on the cleverly laid out stage. Legend has it, that when actors used to ask Kubrick for direction on their character’s motivations, he would reply ‘How should I know? I’m not RADA.’ This highlights something of what is so great about ‘Fame’ as a musical itself. It communicates an idea of show biz success perhaps not understood in England – ‘Screw RADA, screw Shakespeare, I want to be on top of a taxi in Times Square, and then I’ll split-leap off it. It’ll be hot’. This production gets this across: especially with the finale comprising ‘Bring On Tomorrow’ and the title song ‘Fame’. These last fifteen minutes are complete, exuberant gold, as the young stars have the power to know that they’re indestructible . The choreography is vigorous and brilliant, with plenty of the ‘one-arm-shot-into-the-air’ motion on ‘Fame!’ that everyone knows and loves. A very strong show, with plenty to recommend it and moments that make you want to dance on the Park Street sidewalk on your way home. JW Albee’s tale of dehumanisation and despair astounds ADC ADC Theatre The Zoo Story November 7 - 10, 23:00 (£4/£5, £5/£6) ★★★★★ P eter sits alone on a bench in Central Park reading, until he is interrupted by Jerry. Jerry has just been to the zoo and wants to tell him about it. In fact, Jerry just wants to talk. All he needs is for someone to listen. Over the course of their conversation Jerry begins to fall apart, in the process pulling Peter’s comfortable middleclass existence down with him. We are firmly established in Edward Albee territory. Albee is well served by the Cambridge dramatic world; recent years have seen strong productions of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Goat (or Who is Sylvia?), A Delicate Balance, and The American Dream. James Banton’s production of The Zoo Story continues this trend. Albee’s first performed play, The Zoo Story marks the first appearance of themes that surface throughout his work, of loneliness, dehumanization, and that characteristically 1950s’ concern; the tension between individuality and conformity. As a two-hander, The Zoo Story stands or falls on the performances of its two actors, and fortunately Adam Drew (Peter) and Pablo Navarro a wonderful production of a modern American classic MacLochlainn (Jerry) excel, both individually and as a double-act. Navarro MacLochlainn in particular looks as though he could have walked straight off the page, a physically perfect match for Albee’s stage directions. His performance is pitch perfect, flitting between intensity and levity in a second, and creating the impression of a man teetering on the edge of sanity. Moreover he manages to keep the lid on a character that could easily have spilt over the top. His energy is perfectly complemented by the restrained Drew, who manages to do a great deal of work with few words andvery little movement, his face catching every twist in Jerry’s rant.Crucially both convince with their accents, giving the play an authentic sense of location. Banton’s production is stripped down to the most basic level, with only a pair of benches for set, and fortuitously complemented by the Fame flats depicting the New York skyline. Banton takes a chance with the lighting design, opting for subtle shifts reflecting changes in mood, rather than taking the easy (but perfectly defensible) route of a single simple naturalistic state. It is a gamble that pays off, effectively emphasising the hyper-real nature of Albee’s work. Indeed, this is hard production to find fault with; it may be simple rather than flashy, but it boasts excellent direction, and strong actors working with a great script, all of which adds up to a wonderful production of a modern American classic. Highly recommended. Edward Rowett Intense double act Alex Toumazis BATS bring preachy Priestley to Queens’ Fitzpatrick Hall Fitzpatrick Hall, Queens’ An Inspector Calls November 6 - 10, 19:30 (£4/£6, £5/£7) ★★★☆☆ Little too much British reserve James Graveston J. B. Priestley’s most famous play – an unsubtly political drawing-room drama – is not the most enticing dramatic prospect. A family sit down to dinner. A stranger arrives, and secrets are revealed. It’s difficult to do much with a play like this, especially given Priestley’s simple characterisation, but injections of ambiguity by a solid cast pulled it off. Emily-Jane Swanson, as Sheila, has an awful part; plump with repetitive lines articulating just what Priestley appears to wants the audience to think. Impressively, she managed most with conviction. A wider range of emotions would have been preferable but the fault lay, at least partially, with an unvaried script. Swanson’s chemistry with Patrick Walshe McBride (Sheila’s brother, Eric) was sweet and nat- ural. Walshe McBride’s young and petulant Eric was generally effective, but while his agitated physicality had a realism to it, on stage it was too much. Ade O’Brien, as patriarch ‘Arthur’, could also have allowed himself a broader emotional register before the interval including greater anger especially. His exhilaration in Act III was a fantastic sight though, and he brought a remarkable sensitivity and intelligence to the vicious Arthur, underplaying arrogance and emphasising his occasional warmth. The Inspector is a difficult part to balance, especially given the play’s final revelation. Edward Rowett’s pleasingly and quietly unrelenting performance was most effective during his moments of greatest passion. He could seem a little too at ease, however; his pedantry and politicking could have been more severe. Peter Wasson as ‘Gerald’, and Tempe Nell, a delightfully haughty ‘Sybil’, presented the fullest emotional development during their interrogations by the Inspector: Sybil’s brief realization of her guilt was one of the night’s highlights, and Gerald’s confession was well-observed. However, both slipped out of character too easily when silent, leading to weaker physical performances. Though they never dragged, the first two acts lacked sustained tension, so that pace failed to build sufficiently before the dramatic closing act. This convincing and effective explosion of recrimination would have made more sense if it had been a little less sudden. Although cheesy, the denouement did injections of ambiguity by a solid cast pulled it off caused a sustained shiver down my spine. This was an ensemble piece where actors never fought for attention, though the chemistry between the two couples was weak. Katherine Upton’s An Inspector Calls deserves much larger audiences than its current occupation of Queens’ Fitzpatrick Hall may afford it: its admittedly a mediocre play, but done very well. Richard Power Sayeed THEATRE 29 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student Childish drivel gets critical Edward Rumpy-Pumpy shares his idle musings M y dearest reader! Theatre! I find myself struggling to say anything more. After all, does it not speak for itself, that extraordinary word, ‘theatre’…? Does one not fall flat and contort in rapturous ecstasies merely when one espies it spelled in sparkling letters atop a bustling box office? I know I do. And such - and what a thrilling, erotic word that is! - such will be the main thrust of my column. My name is Edward Rumpy-Pumpy. Halloo! I was born some years ago in Richmond, despite popular demand, and I have never quite come to terms with it. But whatever the fallout from this unhappy event, it has at least allowed me to make your acquaintance, dearest reader, and nothing I’m sure could give me more pleasure! You know, I always wanted to be a theatre critic. In my youth I would sit by the fire and imagine myself striding into a crowded auditorium halfway through a show, my women clinging to my ankles, and all the thesps on stage would suddenly be struck dumb with terror! Then I would sit down extravagantly, my women clinging to my ankles, and the play would resume; but ten minutes later I would stand up again, very slowly and deliberately, so that everyone knew I was standing up, and then I would sweep out grandly, with a short gesture of disdain, and my women would cling to my ankles. And after I would stab them repeatedly in the head with the pointy nib of Truth I’d left, the actors would be crushed and depressed, and eventually they would simply lose heart all-together and shuffle dejectedly off-stage to cry in a corner. Ah, what power I would wield! Sometimes directors might send me angry emails or set fire to bags of poo underneath my window, but I would find out where they lived and stab them repeatedly in the head with my pointy nib of Truth, and they would quail and weep! Sometimes I might go and see a play and write that I enjoyed myself, but not very often, because I suffer from terrible piles, and whenever I sit down anywhere I immediately plunge into an extremely disagreeable mood. But what a pleasure it is to be disagreeable once in a while! It is a sad truth that the modern world often makes quite absurd demands on one’s limited reserves of friendliness. And what more fulfilling arena for being disagreeable than a reviewer’s column, where one may happily rip Harold Pinter to shreds, or spit on Berthold Brecht, or pour liquid manure all over whatever other rubbish might get performed that week, and never feel a pang of con- One would always be right: that’s the extraordinary thing about being a critic science! Because one would always be right, you see: that’s the extraordinary thing about being a critic, and it must be immensely satisfying. I was therefore tremendously excited when last week I received a telephone call from The Cambridge Student, and a very nice lady told me all about some inexplicably vacant inches in the Theatre section. For lack of any better ideas, she had decided to simply fill the space with a few hundred words of tedious, childish drivel, and I seemed the ideal fellow for the job. “Flattery will get you nowhere!” I replied defiantly; “But I accept.” And so here I am. My contribution to these pages is naturally nearer to drivel than to criticism, because, after all, this is where my real talent lies. Yet from the acorn groweth the oak, as they say. From the bottom groweth up the man. From the fish groweth the whale (- although this last is clearly profoundly biologically inaccurate.) One day I’ll be a proper critic, you know, dear reader one day. And I ask myself often whether a talent for writing drivel might not even be a boon. Tom Ovens Theatrical Thoughts Would you believe it; there’s been controversy in the Cambridge theatre scene this week. Yes, the fluffy world of student drama has had its feathers ruffled over star ratings. So what’s in a star? There are problems in attempting to “rate” a show; not only is the reviewer’s opinion subjective but the measuring stick allows for multiple interpretations. How would you define the 1 to 5 scale? 5 – excellent to 1- awful? Or maybe 5 – blew me away, 4 – shook me up, 3 – made me think, 2 –left me cold, 1 – zzzzzzzz… Ultimately you can’t convey true “quality” through constellations. A show may succeed in some ways and fail in others: it may be brilliantly staged but poorly acted, spectacularly performed but not dynamic, beautifully danced but tunelessly sung. How can you come up with stellar generalisations? Here at TCS Theatre we try to keep to two basic principles. Firstly, we do not rate shows against one another. It would be ludicrous to compare a children’s musical to a Shakespeare to a Smoker. Each show is - if we must use the word - “rated” on its own terms and bearing in mind its impact on the audience. Secondly, star ratings are aimed at the sort of reader who will scan the page and make up their mind over what to see without necessarily reading the review. They are an indication of “watchability” – separating must-see shows from those that are best avoided. Nevertheless, star ratings are hard to assign, and clearly disputable. And don’t even get me started on half stars… Try it yourself – whatever show you see this week, try and “rate” it from one to five in a justifiable way. You’ll be surprised how difficult it is. Even better, log onto www.tcs.cam.ac.uk and post your rating as a comment to the review of that show. Let’s see if we can get some feathers flying. Illustration: Anna Trench Beckett bears his comic side Mumford Theatre Waiting for Godot November 6 - 10, 19:30 (£8/£9.50) ★★★☆☆ Samuel Beckett once declared that his tragicomic masterpiece, Waiting for Godot, was all about “the suffering of being”. Not so in Horseshoe Theatre’s current production, which definitely veers more towards the comic than the tragic. Perhaps it’s because Stephen Siddall sticks closely to the French original, rather than the English translation (more obscenities), that this production comprises some of the least depressing, and most entertaining Beckett to be seen in recent years. There was certainly something strangely warm and fuzzy in the atmosphere on opening night. There was an endearing air of ‘am-dram’ hovering over the stage from the very start, from the overly warm lighting to the DIY gaffa-taped ‘boulder’ over which various characters (tentatively) draped them- “ selves. It was evident that the bitter sting of nihilism was not, on this occasion, going to be driving audience members into troughs of suicidal depression. Yet when so many Beckett productions today emphasise the grotesque and sinister elements of the text, it felt distinctly refreshing to emerge into the foyer with a smile on my face. Chiefly responsible for this strange phenomenon were Jared Morgan and James Clarkson, as Estragon and Vladimir respectively. Between them, they managed to turn the relationship between the tramps into a comedy double-act – no mean feat, all things considered. However, on this occasion, there seemed to be a genuine brotherly love emanating from the two (who embraced, on my count, what is surely a record twelve times during the course of the play). The verbal sparring was seamless and felt natural; the slapstick physical interplay was similarly slick. Clarkson in particular had the uncanny ability to make lines like “Get up till I embrace you!” ring with an emotional authenticity; even when declaring Estragon’s wound was “beginning to fester” his tone was unusually affectionate. The companionable feel between the Vladimir and Estragon actors was, of course, tested almost to breaking point when put under the extreme pressure of forced improvisation, when a rather patchy Act I almost fell apart at the seams. However, while Rob Hallam’s Pozzo might have been able to claim “my memory is defective” with absolute veracity, the cast managed to pull together admirably for a much-sharpened Act II. In fact, I personally found Hallam’s portrayal entirely redeemed itself, by virtue of its (slightly incongruous) suggestion of Only Fools and Horses’ Boycie. In all, the production could fall foul of Beckett purists for lacking that brutality and bite which once made Waiting for Godot a deeply controversial play. However, in a culture desensitized to violence and obscenity on the stage it might be the case that Beckett’s role is no longer merely to shock; and judging by audience reactions to Siddall’s fantastically accessible production, the viewing public is prepared to welcome him as comedian with open arms. Clementine Stott From the start it has been the theatre’s business to entertain people ... it needs no other passport than fun. ” Bertolt Brecht Godot’s unexpected comic duo Sophie Wilson On the web: Lizzie Davis’ ribs are tickled by this week’s Footlights Smoker and Get the low-down on Pinter’s less known piece The Collection on at Queens’ COMING NEXT WEEK Dying for more? 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Oliver Wyman is a leading global management consultancy. Visit us at Oliverwyman.com. 32 FILM The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 Africa: the lost continent TCS Film Editor unwittingly exposes her ignorance T he Cambridge African Film Festival began its colourful life very humbly in 2002 in some Trinity College lecture rooms. Since then it’s just got bigger and bigger and each year it has commanded more attention from enthusiasts of film, Africa and presumably both. The films at this year’s African Film Festival are themed around the issues of gender, exile, migration, arts and politics – not an easy bunch of topics – and are to be found in the form of documentaries, feature films, shorts and animation. Joel Cabrita and Julie MacArthur, two of the festival’s co-directors, explain their intentions with this year’s festivals and its wide-ranging premise: Soccer Queens Cambridge African Film Festival “these are all issues and themes that can be found across the continent but are all being expressed differently.” One of their main goals with the selection of films for this year’s festival was to show original diversity, and to make “a concerted effort to show films from several different countries from across the continent.” The primary mandate for the festival since its very beginning has been to try and explode stereotypes and myths about Africa. Joel believes that Africa is often seen only as a continent of “starvation, desperation and disease, and famine”, so they have chosen films made by African filmmakers and directors that deliberately challenge any pre-conceived notions that one might hold. When it comes to African films I can certainly think of a few set in or about Africa – ‘Zulu’, ‘Hotel Rwanda’ and ‘Out Of Africa’ are the first that spring to mind. But to think of films that are African-produced with African directors and filmmakers and my mind starts to struggle a bit. Is there even a big film culture or industry in Africa? Festival co-director, Julie, explains that there are in fact parallel industries presently on the rise: “There are more artsy films being produced, geared towards the international community – films that often only get screened at film festivals like ours. But there is also a very local video culture developing in several countries made famous by Nigeria’s Nollywood where there are thousands and thousands of films made every year and distributed locally and also across the continent.” Hollywood films don’t necessarily do so well in the African countries, with audiences preferring alternatives such as Bollywood and martial arts films. Like in many countries all over the world there is rising competition from the bootleg industry coming out of Asia. What makes this growth different in Africa though, is the lack of a pre-existing longestablished culture of cinema-going, so the bootleg We don’t know what this is, but it looks cool Cambridge African Film Festival industry is denying filmmakers these opportunities before they’ve even had a chance to reach large auditoriums full of eager audiences: “People can get the films for much, much cheaper than actually going to the cinema. That alternative is actually hindering more of a theatre going culture in many of the African countries.” There is an upside to this trend though as it ultimately creates wider access to films as production and distribution are cheap. As Julie explains: “That is what Nollywood and Riverwood are based upon; local video cultures. This enables African filmmakers to produce these things cheaply and actually distribute them for an affordable price.” This in turn has been fuelling an imminent explosion in Africanproduced cinema. A lot of new directors are really yearning for more training and greater access to resources. Many of the directors whose films are in the Cambridge festival for example, have actually undergone film training abroad to improve and enhance their skills. Perhaps if these skills can then be transferred back to the African continent there will be more new and exciting cinema being produced, that can hopefully break into the international market. For now though, the best of the current African film scene can be caught right here in Cambridge for this month only. Rebecca Hawketts For listings of all the films in the festival this week see page 26 for the TCS Listings page. Another nail in the coffin of the Britcom Alec Guinness is spinning in his grave. Just watch The Ladykillers instead Death At A Funeral ★☆☆☆☆ L Why, God, why? image.net adies and Gentlemen, it is my solemn duty to announce to you the death of British Comedy. Every aspect of Death At A Funeral is flawed and if there is any justice the cast, crew, writer and director of this horrible, horrible film will be brought to justice soon. The flimsy plot is premised on the kind of ‘hilarious’ coincidences that were looking dated in Terry and June circa 1985. There’s even a comedy vicar. I believe that naming and shaming those involved may prevent future horrors. Dean Craig, for creating one of the worse scripts in movie history, please take a bow. The feckless screenwriter has tried to emulate Four Weddings and a Funeral, unfortunately Richard Curtis’ toenail clippings have more talent. To add insult to injury, it has then occurred to him that combining this brand of gentle British comedy with the scatological humour of American Pie would broaden his script’s appeal. Inevitably this leaves everything feeling schizophrenic and the film doesn’t work on either level. With the Hollywood writers’ strike ongoing, the rumour is that British writers are being pursued to produce next year’s blockbusters. I urge studio executives everywhere, for the good of mankind, please do not allow this gross misjudgement of public tastes to be repeated and eliminate Mr Craig from your rolodexes. The writing is not the only problem though. I have rarely seen an ensemble cast containing so many miscast actors. Matthew MacFadyen has previously played a dark and broody spy in the excellent Spooks and a dark and broody Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. In Death At A Funeral he is asked to play a simpering drip of a man unable to stand up to his wife or mother. At no point is he able to do this convincingly and he therefore becomes nothing more than a distraction. I believe that naming and shaming those involved may prevent future horrors Equally unconvincing is Jane Asher as his bitchy mother. That’s not a printing error. Happy, friendly, cake baking Jane Asher is asked to convey her character as unfeeling and heartless. She is given some of the better lines in the script but these are lost in her witless performance. On the up side the comedy vicar is well cast. This brings me to the sad task of criticising one of my childhood idols. Frank Oz was peerless as the voice of Fozzie Bear and Yoda. In the late 1980s he directed Little Shop of Horrors and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Both were high quality popcorn movies and his career behind the camera looked promising. Since then he has produced stinker after stinker. His last movie was The Stepford Wives, a movie so bad it threatened to derail Nicole Kidman’s career. Death At A Funeral does not display any signs of recovery for Oz. Comedic set pieces are bungled and even the shots of the British countryside are so dreary that they fail to add any joy to the viewing experience. Even the end credits provide a kick in the teeth to the viewer. They consist of each cast member breaking into laughter during an outtake. The charitable justification for this is that the studio having witnessed ninety minutes devoid of laughter, felt that this added some balance. In reality it feels like the viewing public is being openly mocked for wasting its valuable time and money. Please don’t become a victim, avoid at all costs. Pete Simmonds FILM 33 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student Ooh! Pretty colours! But not much else unfortunately... Elizabeth: The Golden Age ★★☆☆☆ E veryone knows that when Hollywood does historical drama the English are evil. If Alan Rickman hasn’t taught us that, Mel Gibson certainly has. This makes Elizabeth: the Golden Age something of a surprising film. Covering events in England under Elizabeth I on the eve of the Spanish Armada, here is a jingoistic historical romp where the English are actually made out to be heroes. The best part of a decade after Shekhar Kapur’s much praised Elizabeth, the film that turned Cate Blanchett into an international star, the pair have reunited for another go. Sadly, where the first film had subtlety this new offering is crass. Preferring action to restraint it revels in a screenplay of cringeworthy cheese. Clive Owen plays Walter Raleigh as a swashbuckling bodice-ripper offering the queen a love interest with more in common with Rik Mayall’s Lord Flashheart from Blackadder than Joseph Fiennes’ more understated performance in the 1998 offering. Where the first film had subtlety, this offering is crass Taking up the role of embodiment of villainy are the Spanish. To a man they are horribly ugly. Philip II has a mincing walk and suffers from a sweaty fear of his own people and a disturbing fixation on the notion of Elizabeth as a virgin whore. Moreover, the film twists historical events to make it seem that Mary Queen of Scots was set up by Phillip, her plot to unseat her cousin intended to fail so as to force Elizabeth to execute her, thus giving Spain a just pretext for war. Kapur doesn’t just take liberties with history, he’s redrawing it in cartoon stereotypes. It’s as if we’re meant to boo and hiss whenever a Spaniard is on screen. Understandably At least they’ll win an Oscar for best costume image.net Vatican backed historians have complained about the portrayal of Catholicism – where Protestant England is portrayed as a tolerant home of free thinking, the Catholic Armada brings the Inquisition and repression. These themes are perhaps reflective of contemporary concerns. Where the 1998 film was steeped in ‘girl power’ this one has fears of religious extremism at its heart. If only it had handled these ideas with more subtlety. The film is strongest when it comes to visuals. Blanchett’s costumes are sumptuous and the sets are magnificent. Entertainingly, parts of the film are familiar, with scenes shot on the river Cam, at St. John’s and Ely Cathedral. Some of the images conjured up are particularly striking. Elizabeth in purple striding across a yellow map of Europe while planning England’s defence is both pleasing to the eye and a neat summary of the film’s sensibilities. Yet frustratingly, even in visual terms the film ultimately comes up short. The climax ought to be the defeat of the Armada and given the bombastic nature of the film we’re owed at least a stab at a spectacle, but what we get is hugely underwhelming, looking almost as if it took place in a fish pond. The whole battle is reduced to Raleigh single-handedly pulling off victory by lighting the fuse of a fireship and diving into the sea like a man delivering Milk Tray. On land, Elizabeth gives a supposedly rousing speech, choosing not to use her stirring words from the docks at Tilbury (“I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too”), but instead a cod Braveheart offering made all the more of a damp squib by seemingly being delivered to two men and a dog. For a tub-thumping film it’s a hugely anticlimactic ending. This is a silly film. I don’t know why they released it in November - panto season is at least a month away. Rudolf Eliott Lockhart The Real World : A Scary Place N ot all documentaries measure their success simply by box office receipts. Some succeed by transforming the lives of the people they feature, others by changing the way we think or by provoking change in the things they criticise. Above all else, documentaries are the one genre of film that can genuinely change the world. While they had retreated from the public domain and into the preserve of intellectuals for a long time, documentaries are back with a vengeance. Following the success of the likes of Nick Broomfield and, of course, the ubiquitous Michael Moore, everything from the career of U.S. Secretary of Defence Robert McNamara (The Fog of War) to spelling competitions (Spellbound) has been dutifully recorded on celluloid. With Michael Moore back up to his old tricks, using new film Sicko to attempt to change US healthcare policy, The Cambridge Student gives you five documentaries that changed the world… 1. The Thin Blue Line (1988) When Errol Morris started to interview people for a documentary on death row in Texas he uncovered flaws in the conviction of Randall Adams for the murder of a policeman. Remarkably, when interviewing David Harris, the key witness for Adams’ conviction, Morris secured a confession from Harris that he himself was guilty of the murder. The film righted a grave wrong and saved an innocent man from the electric chair. Not that this stopped Adams from suing Morris on his release from prison – now there’s gratitude for you… 2. An Inconvenient Truth (2006) Not many films help their star to scoop an Oscar and (more astonishingly) a Nobel Peace Prize, but An Inconvenient Truth has had a far greater impact than just helping Al Gore to fill his trophy cabinet. This documentary is seen as so important that the government are sending copies to all secondary schools, although climate change deniers tried, and failed, to use the courts to block this. It has helped bring the climate change debate to the fore, changing the attitudes of people all over the world. 3. The Sorrow and the Pity (1969) Max Ophüls’ four hour marathon helped change an entire nation’s attitude towards the war. It exploded the myths of a nation pulling together to bravely resist the Germans and instead showed how many Frenchmen went along with occupation because it seemed the thing to do. In doing so, it made the exploits of those who did resist seem all the more heroic. So incendiary that French broadcasters initially refused to show it, special security guards were hired to defend cinemas from right wing demonstrators when they finally did. 4. Olympia (1938) Leni Riefenstahl’s account of the 1936 Olympics changed filmmaking by setting the rules for capturing sport on camera. She had towers constructed in the stadium and built platforms for tracking shots. Cameras were attached to balloons and dug into the earth. Newly developed zoom lenses gave the impression of movement and picked out detail in the crowds. Despite its fascist sensibilities, Olympia’s lyrical portrayal of the athletic body and the aesthetics of sport remain stunning. The techniques Riefenstahl pioneered are still to be seen whenever we watch any sport on the screen today. 5. Super Size Me (2004) Corporate America is not an easy thing to change but six weeks after Morgan Spurlock’s film wowed the audiences at Sundance, McDonald’s removed the ‘supersize’ option from its menu. They also introduced a revamped and healthier menu the day before the film was scheduled to go on general release. It’s hard not to feel that one man on a shoe string budget had made a documentary that was fun to watch and helped to change the behemoth of the fast food industry. Rudolf Eliott Lockhart 34 MUSIC The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 I sold my soul to rock and roll An introductory guide to working for the industry Liz Dodd W hen Fran, in that episode of Black Books where she tries to learn the piano, vents that ‘I must be musical, I’ve got loads of CDs!’ I will confess to completely identifying with the sentiment (except Guitar Hero, at which I am some kind of incredible child-prodigy). So if you’re passionate about music but don’t know your crash cymbal from your cowbell, it’s worth looking at some of the other paths the industry has to offer. Hannah Norbury (band manager, Dash Reflex, and admittedly musical anyway) spent the majority of her Music BA doing just that: I caught up with her in Oxford to get some tips for other students trying to break into band management. ‘Your band ‘Chris Evans came to a gig and took us out afterwards. We all got wasted on cocktails’ is a product,’ she emphasises, ‘and you’ve got to be completely unattached emotionally from the whole thing in order to see it from a sceptical point of view. You’ve got to be the bad guy as well as the good guy you have to fire people from the band as well as providing them with a great gig’. If no one around you strikes you as the next Radiohead and you can’t persuade your housemates to make the leap from Guitar Hero to, well, the guitar, Hannah suggests setting up a MySpace account and going it alone. ‘Put yourself on the ‘Band Management’ network. Go to small gigs and Your band is a product,’ she emphasises... you’ve got to be completely unattached emotionally approach bands yourself’. Get your band gigging practice makes perfect, and that’s squashing your four-piece into a gyp room to rehearse and playing to a crowd. Contact promoters - see ‘The Unsigned Guide’- and they’ll do the rest of it for you, although they may demand you draw a crowd of a certain size. More and the band make a profit; draw fewer and you’ll have to cough up the difference - and when you’re booking your gigs, always remember product placement. If your band is a jazz fusion outfit, don’t, however progressive it seems at the time, have them come on moments after a grindcore set. Meanwhile, promote mercilessly: ‘anything,’ Hannah advises. ‘One of the band members starting a riot could get them noticed’ (think Pete Doherty, then). Build a MySpace profile and add your friends, Big Issue vendors, your DOS.... Use Facebook to announce gigs, flyer constantly, get listed in local press and radio. Send out a demo to labels, PR agents and Press. Keep refining your product – your band needs The Muse roadshow; conceptualised by the roadie union Jer an image, be that tortured shoegaze indie scenesters or progressive ska-punk nu-metal. Get friends with cameras to take pictures at gigs and aspiring journalists to write your blurb. Crucially, you’ve got to get more contacts than you’ve had hot Gardies… one leads to another, so talk to people at gigs and email PR companies. Contacts are good for life. ‘Band management is a full time job,’ Hannah warns, and it looks like it. But there are great moments cropping up between the hours spent spamming myspace and gigging to three people and a cat. ‘We had a contact at Radio 2’, Hannah remem- bers, ‘Chris Evans came to a gig and took us out afterwards. We all got wasted on cocktails’. Sounds good? Over 30 years ago the punk fanzine Sideburns featured diagrams of three chords, captioned ‘This is a chord, this is another, this is a third. Now form a band.’ If you’ve got the time and the passion, there’s something to be said for that - even if your band ends up vaporising faster than your student loan. ‘You’re selling a product,’ Hannah points out. ‘If you don’t believe in it, why should anyone else care?’ Roundup: The Hoosiers and Grace Q. What is a Hoosier? A. A native of the state of Indiana A The Hoosiers or the Borrowers? David Jones nybody who, like me, spent the summer listening to Radio 1 on the way to work will have already heard several of the tracks on The Hoosiers’ new album, The Trick To Life. You may also, like me, have taken several months to realise that you were hearing more than a single Hoosiers track. But this isn’t because the tracks are so musically varied, so intensely different, and so bereft of similarity that you would never be able to tell it was the same band behind them. Oh no. The fact is, as far as my admittedly tone-deaf ears could tell, they all sounded nearly identical. And so it is with both good news and bad news that I bring forward this handy, pocket-sized dissertation of the full album.The good news, as I’m sure musical connoisseurs will be delighted to hear, is that the album contains a good deal more variety than Radio 1 seemed willing to play. Indeed, it seems that they hand-picked tracks which sounded similar, while leaving the diversity for the album release. And this neatly brings us to the bad news. The truth is, for all my desires over the long summer months for a bit of change from The Hoosiers, I think I preferred it when it all sounded the same. I enjoyed hearing about a man getting concerned about Ray. I found it difficult to enjoy the “deeper darker edge” offered up here, and now realise that all I ever wanted was exactly what I was given over the summer – the same thing played over and over with minor variations. That’s why we all listen to the breakfast show; it’s why we go to lectures, and it’s why I recommend this album. It may not have much new, and it might fall over where it tries, but it has a core of good, solid, musical triumph. Some more fine music to consider is Detours, the debut album from Grace. They have been dubbed by their label as a band who “Everybody with even a faint interest in music should soon be talking about”. While I wouldn’t be quite as optimistic as that, it is difficult to fault this offering. It is remarkably con- sistent, and I didn’t feel the urge to skip any of the tracks here. Furthermore, it is excellent music to work to, and I find it unlikely that I could have made the deadline for this review had it not been for the gentle melodies it gave out. But don’t just take my word for it: if you’re interested in a taster before buying the whole album, they release Stand Still as a single on the 12th of November. Chris Llanwarne This week @ Club Class BBC Radio 1Xtras Manny Norte! Entry £3 before 11pm/ £4 After MUSIC 35 08/11/07The Cambridge Student Live: Shy Child and The Whip We risk our dodgy backs and get down with the kids Soul Tree Shy Child/The Whip 1st -5th May (£6) ★★★☆☆ T here’s a certain mystique attached to small gigs, to the extent that one assumes a Pete Doherty fan’s ideal show would consist of just the gig-goer and his idol cramped into a broom closet together writing poetry. Just as bands on the rise move inexorably from the toilet circuit right through to arena shows, the experienced rockshow poseur spends his life doing the very opposite. It’s hard at times to classify what a ‘small’ gig is, particularly when your first concert Reach out and steal the drummer’s Red Stripe and revel in your utter coolness was at Wembley Arena. “Ooh, how intimate!” you murmur excitedly as you brood into the Corn Exchange. “I’m so close to the stage!” you crow on entry to the Junction. And on it goes until finally, beautifully, you tap your indie feet into the Soul Tree. The Soul Tree as a gig venue is one of Cambridge’s best-kept secrets, ideal for those who read about stage invasions in rock band biographies and can’t Album: Angels and Airwaves I-Empire Geffen I f you can’t quote freely from all of the Star Wars films, or think it’s a bad idea, you may find this review both unreadable and unthinkable. Let’s for a moment suppose that you can, and that you’ve also seen the cover art of Angels and Airwaves’ second album “I-Empire”. “Never judge a book by its cover” is a stagnant cliché quite connect them to the reality of concert halls with enormous barriers preventing access to even the same air the headliners breathe. It’s deliciously NME; reach out and steal the drummer’s Red Stripe and revel in your utter coolness. Arriving not long after 8pm I was dismayed to find main support The Whip already halfway through their set; doubling up as a nightclub is a lucrative business. Still, this was the highlight of my Shoreditch-wannabe dreams: “Look, Hoxton hero, there’s no barrier!” Sadly one was installed for Shy Child after a storming rendition of “Trash” concluded The Whip’s set, dashing the hopes of our prospective stage-invaders. Forty-five minutes later and still we awaited our headliners: memories of newspaper articles on Babyshambles no-shows flooded back, and our hopes of at last having been at a cool gig resurfaced. But – here they were – “DJ, gimme some more vocal! DJ, gimme some trigger!” – is this an amusing start to their first track? No, it’s how they actually speak. A 14+ night ensured that the Soul Tree was unusually tame, although there was something sadistically satisfying about shoving fourteen-year-old scenesters into circle pits: “Hahaha mate! Mate, push me again mate!” Shy Child were decent if repetitive and outwardly ephemeral; it was the venue that made the night. Better scheduling would have seen the more interesting The Whip headline, but of course Shy Child are from New York City, as they reminded us only nine times between songs. Oh, so much to learn. They’ll never live in Shoreditch. Pierre Hyde and I won’t bother to invoke it here because, in this case, you should judge this album by its cover. Looking like one of the Star Wars remakes was a bad idea, and the fact that the new album is essentially a mash up of the bits of pop punk people liked from Blink-182 and a hint of 30 Seconds to Mars (bassist Matt Wachter) means Tom DeLonge’s latest incarnation demonstrates little that is particularly new, or particularly interesting. As an illustration as to the danger of alluding to Star Wars, the rest of this review comprises an imaginary dialogue between two illusory figures: Handred “Hegemonius Temple” Solo, completely nonaffiliated with I-Empire, and the budding music reviewer, Bobas. So tell us about the new album. First of all, Drew Struzan, who’s worked with George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg, did the cover art. Is that why it looks like it should be a poster for a new Star Wars film? S ort of. Drew can tell a whole story with a few brushstrokes. How did you want this record to progress? We wanted something exciting, stripped down, and honest, but with the depth of Pink Floyd. I think I-Empire has achieved this, even if Kerrang only gave us three stars. What about the leak? Well, all I can say about that is I hope people will take 55 minutes out of their day to listen to the album. As Tom (DeLonge) says, being honest is, in the end, the only thing that’s really cool. Why does your website have an excerpt from one of Eisenhower’s speeches on it? Ah, it’s poignant when he says “my voice is coming to you from a satellite circling in outer space... Through this unique means I can say to you and to all mankind, America’s wish for peace on Earth”. Matt Cottingham Sly child would be a much better name; check out the veins on this one Akanakel Singles Roundup: Bloc Party, Sean Kingston, Kaiser Chiefs W e love being positive in this section. We are always going that extra mile to give positive notices and to reward talent. People ask us to stop being so damn nice; they tell us that critics are supposed to be critical. We can’t help it. We love music. We love people. We’re those kind of guys. It is thus with a heavy heart that I must report that this week there is no single of the week. I searched everywhere.* (*the BBC website) But I just couldn’t find anything, nor could I agree with their talented pop-pickers. Jo Whiley went for Hadouken!’s Leap of Faith; Edith Bowman went with The Twang’s Push the Ghost. I went slowly mad. It might be my fault that I have no single of the week. I haven’t been listening to a lot of music this week because I have a new dictionary. It’s very distracting. I thought I knew the difference between the words “flex” and “flux.” But it’s a complex game lexicography… Flex. n. 1. To bend. 2. To move by muscular control. 3. Halfassed Dizzee Rascal single. Flux. n. 1. Constant or frequent change. 2. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery faeces from the intestines. 3. Half-assed Bloc Party single. I’m not normally one to bang on about equality and all that jazz but it strikes me that something is very wrong in a world where Britney gets pillared for a potbelly and yet Sean Kingston can be a pop star. He’s positively rotund. His new single Me Love may be as execrable as Beautiful Girls but at least he has been kept from “sampling” (murdering) another soul classic. And now we move on to that segment of the singles round-up that I like to call “What Blur song does the new Kaiser Chiefs’ single sound like?” The single is Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning) (cringe) and the answer is Coffee and TV. Surprisingly the single is relatively inoffensive. No synth, no silly chorus, so it won’t sell many. But you can put it on in the background and almost forget it’s on save occasional tuning into Ricky Wilson’s bad singing and horrible lyrics. A definite improvement. James Garner We have high hopes for your career WWW.chp.co.uk/careers. Graduate Presentation 6.30pm, Tuesday 13th November, The Garden House Hotel Register by emailing [email protected] for a chance to win a Nintendo Wii. CHP Consulting is one of the UK’s leading management and IT consultancies to the financial markets. 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SPORT 37 08/11/07The Cambridge Student Penthathletes take on Sealions Solid individual performances at the start of the season Cat Wilson Last Saturday five pentathletes headed to deepest Croyden to compete in the Sealions modern pentathlon and tetrathlon competition. Organised by Kate Allenby, who won a bronze medal for modern pentathlon at the Sydney Olympics, and assisted by her new baby, it was held at Whitgift school. This is the first external competition which members of our club have competed in this season, the standard of competitors range from those who are training compulsively with an aim to compete at the 2012 Olympics, who are much younger than us students and manage to outclass everyone by miles, to those for whom modern pentathlon is a well enjoyed (but seriously trained for) university level sport. The competition kicked off with the ride at Manor Farm in South Croyden. The riding format of modern pentathlon is different from that of any other competition. An unknown horse is drawn for the competitor and after a period of 15 minutes to warm it up with four practise jumps, the pair enter the ring. The course can be up to 1.20m in height for the student age group, and will include a double and a triple. Riding abilities generally vary between those who came to pentathlon from a Pony Club background to those who had never sat on a horse in their life before they took up the sport. The first to ride from Cambridge was Emma KenneyHerbert who is a member of last year’s varsity riding team. After a solid round with a couple of runouts, Lucy Greenwood was drawn to ride the same horse and her experience coupled with Emma’s helpful advice enabled her to produce a clear round. Helen Randell rode next to produce another well executed clear. Edd Moffett, also did exceptionally well to win the trophy for the best ride in the men’s section with a stylish clear round. Onwards to the fencing phase, where we fought hard against their opponents. In this phase of the Sealions competition there is no division between age groups, so you could end up aiming to hit from a seven or eight year old, and prevent tears at the same time. However, as everybody com- Editor-in-Chief petes against everyone else the competition is fairly graded. The Cambridge team did well, with Nick England recording a score of 964 with 17 victories and only 9 defeats to take the lead in the open mens’ competition, while Edd Moffett scored 1036 points in the junior mens’ category. The shoot was unusually the last event of the day, and weary arms found some new strength to muster up some impressive scores, with a personal best for Helen Randell, and good solid scores for the other members of the team. First off for the following day was the swim. With Nick England, Emma Kenney- Herbert and Lucy Greenwood swimming side by side in their heat it turned into a closely fought battle with all three finishing together within three seconds and helping Lucy Greenwood to achieve a personal best score of just under three minutes, even whilst nursing a back injury. Helen Randell and Edd Moffett also managed to improve their former personal best times quite substantially. The run took place in the school grounds and incorporated a hill the likes of which we don’t often Deputy Editor see in Cambridgeshire. In this final event everybody ran their best across the board and some of the fastest times yet this season were produced. We ended the competition on a well deserved high note for all the Cambridge athletes. The prize giving ceremony News Editor brought deserved rewards for our Cambridge team. Edd Moffett earned a beautiful trophy as the best Junior male rider, coming second his category of the competition overall. Lucy Greenwood, who missed the run due to her injury, still managed to achieve second place in the Junior Ladies’ Sports Editor category with Helen Randell at her first full external pentathlon coming in third. Emma KenneyHerbert took fourth place in the open ladies section and Nick England was the proud winner of the Open Mens’ Tetrathlon competition. A very successful start to the season! Photo Editor Put yourself in the Picture www.tcs.cam.ac.uk/apply Film Editor Photographer Illustrator Features Editor Theatre Editor 38 SPORT The Cambridge Student 08/11/07 RESULTS MeN’s DIVIsION 1 team SPORTS SPOTLIGHT RUGbY Pl W D l F a Pts Jesus 5 3 4 1 175 17 17 st John’s 4 2 4 0 71 13 16 Magdalene 5 1 2 2 32 86 12 Girton 5 1 1 4 111 109 8 Downing 4 0 1 2 50 74 8 Homerton 3 0 0 3 15 155 3 MeN’s DIVIsION 2 Pl W D l F a Pts trinity Hall team 4 3 1 0 88 46 14 st Catharaine’s 3 3 0 0 90 15 12 trinity 3 2 0 1 77 35 9 Peterhouse 3 1 1 1 57 39 7 Caius 4 0 0 4 24 148 4 Pembroke 3 0 0 3 34 87 3 Leo Parts is captain of the cambridge university basketball team. Explain a little about basketball. Basketball is the among the most popular sports in the world - the international basketball association has more members than the United Nations! The game is played by 2 teams of 5 active players who try to score points against each other by throwing a ball through a hoop. It is a fast-paced contact sport that requires speed, coordination, and teamwork. At Cambridge, basketball is recognized as a full Blue sport. basketball How did you first become involved and what attracted you to basketball? I started playing basketball at the age of 8 - just because there was no practices for younger kids. I’m from Estonia, and it was the number 1 sport there by far, thanks to a long tradition of good players. I’ve had a hoop in my yard and a ball in my hands for as long as I can remember. How long have you been playing for? And did you play at all before you came to Cambridge? I have played basketball for 18 years with different town, county, and university teams. What is the best thing or the best moment you’ve had playing your sport? Basketball is a team sport. Tournament victories, close games, and last second game-winning shots are nice and memorable, but my favourite times have been spent in practice and travelling with the team. How can others get involved? We have 2 University teams that play in the BUSA league. If you believe that you can compete for a spot, let us know! For the student community, we run a college league with 20 teams in 2 divisions - talk to your college team captain if you’d like to play. Finally, we play recreational basketball outside of season, and have a mailing list for people who would like to join us. Email [email protected] or www.cubbc.org.uk for more information on any of these. Hare and Hounds prepare for next months’ varsity match James Kelly On a mild November afternoon, the Hare & Hounds travelled south for the Mob Match and renewed acquaintances with Thames Hare & Hounds, the country’s oldest cross-country club, and the historic Wimbledon Common, venue for next month’s first team Varsity Match. In the absence of a scoring Thames team, the 4-mile women’s race became an intra-team competition for Cambridge. Laura Spence (Wolfson) who best parlayed her experience over the course into success, emerging first from the muddy hills to win in 24:23. Spence’s well-judged, wellpaced effort brought her home with clear ground back to defending Varsity Match Champion Polly Keen (New Hall), second placed this time in 25:08. Third place was claimed by guest runner Claire Day (25:43), last year’s Club Captain, after a thrilling battle with promising fresher Stella Deakin (Girton, 25:48). Thames were able to assemble a team for the 7.5-mile men’s race, but failed to provide much competition for the contingent from Cambridge. Within the first mile of the race a pack of three, consisting of defending Varsity Match Champion Paolo Natali (Christ’s), James Toga Party November 11th 10pm - 2:30am £4 Students Email [email protected] 4 Q Jump! Hare and Hounds men comfortably stride ahead Chris Morris Kelly (Jesus) and guest Glen Watts, had established a lead at the head of the field. The trio ultimately became a pair as Natali and Kelly stretched clear over the second half of the run, easing through to the top two places. Natali repeated his win of last year, crossing the line in 38:09 and ahead of Kelly (38:19). Watts (38:57) ultimately maintained position for third place. Attention now turns to Cuppers at Wandlebury on 17 November, with the first pieces of silverware for the season available to be claimed. College League results to date point to a competitive race as the club will enjoy its final tuneup before Varsity. SPORT 39 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student Caius are left scrmbling as John’s slot yet another one in Matt Doughty A goal fest at Catz pitches Defensive errors allow John’s to slice through Caius’ defence FINAL RESULT St John’s Caius 7 2 Anya Perry The cold chill of winter could really be felt on the blustery Wednesday afternoon that found St Johns College hockey team stepping up to take on Caius at St Catz astro. Johns showed encouraging form after mixed start to the season, with Caius not really ever finding their rhythm. St Johns, after an interesting start to the season, winning their first match 2-1 against Cambridge city, then losing to Corpus and managing a 3-3 draw with Jesus, were hoping for a good win against Caius, and were granted it convincingly. Caius were only able to start with ten men, which gave Johns an advantage from the start. It didn’t however prevent Caius from putting up a good fight. After a Caius push-back to start the game, Johns’ central defender Pete Mackenny skilfully disowned the Caius attacker quickly pushing the ball through to the midfield as a positive Johns start that would echo the offensive play of the first half. The reds were quick to clear any attacking play from Caius and were never camped too deeply within their own half. Johns midfield maintained a quick moving game, as Caius with one player less in the centre struggled to keep up to pace. Dominating their opponents throughout the first half, captain Jack Yelland shot Johns ahead in the 8th minute; a powerful run down the right wing left him free of opponents, and with just the keeper to dodge he fired the ball into the Caius goal. It was to be the first of many. Caius continued to push forward with enthusiasm but could never quite find the way past the last Johns defender. Throughout the first half they barely had a shot on goal. Twenty minutes in to the half, swift passing from Johns midfield left Caius yet again a step behind. As Johns cleverly switched play in order to exploit the space out on the far right, Matt Richardson found himself unmarked at the top of the D with time to unleash an unstoppable shot into the back netting. Less than a minute later a wayward ball rescued by the Johns midfield in their own half was played to Jack Welland who fired a powerful shot across goal from the far right hand corner of the pitch which flied into the back of the net, courtesy of fresher Jamie Innes. Caius seemed to lose pace and hope towards the end of the first half as Weiland once again dispossessed the midfield and took on the goal himself, comfortably making the scoreline 4-0. The more ambitious Johns defence started to push further up the pitch, leaving Caius more room to play with, yet unable to exploit this, the ball was once again manipulated with agility through the Johns midfield leaving Martin MacQuarrie open to score a fifth, minutes before half time. Caius, now with 11 men, started the second half positively, yet within minutes Johns had again managed to find the back of their net, dispelling any hope that this half would be different. It seemed that every time Caius started to get back into the game, Johns would score another, as happened with Matt Richardson’s third goal, as he was once again left undefended. Caius did manage to scrabble a goal back as a good save from the Johns keeper six yards off his line wasn’t cleared quite far enough to keep it out of his net, with Damon Fitzgerald on hand to take quick advantage of the situation. Moments later at the other end of the pitch, another clear chance on goal forced a clearance from the line from a Caius defender, proving Johns were not finished yet. Unstoppable Johns midfielder Theo Birks also managed to clinch a goal, as he dribbled through the midfield and drove another ball home from the edge of the 16 yard box. Caius fought on despite being held prominently in their own half, which paid off with 11 minutes to go. A long ball cut open the Johns defence and allowed Caius to claim a second goal from scorer Phil Bao. Johns were lucky in the closing minutes of the game not to concede another as their keeper was left two on one, with the defence arriving seconds behind the Caius attackers. Johns understandably took their foot off the gas during the second half, but nevertheless managed to hold Caius to a convincing win. Solid defensive play denies Caius possession Matt Doughty SPORT 40 08/11/07 The Cambridge Student John’s see off battling Magdalene Winning streak continues despite Magdalene pushing hard melody and rhythm. But the landlords did strike again. By the 65th minute the John’s number 10, Aaron Sonenfeld, had made various marauding runs deep into opposition territory and eventually a penalty try was awarded and converted. John’s marginally superior fitness began to manifest itself as Magdalene were compelled, for the first time, to spend protracted periods of time in their own half. More smart interplay allowed an opening wide on the left and Efeotor (who according to the captain Will Mayne enjoyed his “best performance of the season”) completed his hatrick. The icing on the arguably flattering score-line was delivered by Sonenfeld, who capped off a fine individual second half display when he converted again to make it 24-0. Nonetheless, despite the late pressure Magdalene continued to show the reasons they had been promoted and fought hard to keep a seemingly re-energised Johnian outfit from scoring again. Eventually the referee’s whistle put paid to proceedings, and Mayne - the victorious captain admitted afterwards that the first half display was “mediocre”. He went on to say that “building on our (second half) consistency” would be the key to game against Jesus next week. On the other hand Matt Tighe, despite the defeat, described his injury-ravaged side’s performance as “magnificent” and one which, if replicated, would be certain to keepMagdalene in the top division. Despite the defeat, the fans, who rewarded their team with a ovation, were more than satisfied with the persistence and resolve shown by every one of the players. FINAL RESULT St John’s 24 Magdalene 0 Ali Jaffer Last Tuesday afternoon, St John’s and Magdalene put on an engaging display of rugby (tinged with more than a hint of local rivalry) in front of an expectant and boisterous crowd at John’s pitches. Smarting from their heavy defeat by Jesus last week, Magdalene knew they had to be solid at the back to keep John’s at bay and, for the vast majority of the game, solid they were. The league leaders John’s began brightly, in search of an early breakthrough; as early as the 6th minute Tom Stanton escaped the clutches of the Magdalene tackles only for the referee to have judged that the John’s man had stepped out of play. This seemed to spur Matt Tighe and his players on and immediately afterwards Magdalene came into their own as they pushed the strong John’s pack further and further back. Whilst the John’s rugby team are renowned for the strength of their forwards, it was a combination of successful mauls and last ditch tackling from the backs that essentially kept Magdalene from scoring in the early part of the opening half. On 21 minutes and against the run of play, Ovuefe Efeotor managed to force his way through to score in the corner and give John’s the advantage. To say the (unconverted) try caused the game to swing back in favour of the reds of John’s would be to stretch the truth, as all it did was to spur the Magdalene team on further. A series of successful line outs re-established Magdalene’s general territorial advantage and Magdalene were helpless to prevent the winger from touching down as such the centres were able to spread the play wide and essentially dominate the remainder of the half. Desperate tackling from the John’s backs enabled them to go into the break with the single score lead. Understandably, despite the John’s take down Magdalene Rob Golding score-line, John’s were far less pleased with their first half display than their opponents and this was more than evident from the respective half-time discussions that took place. Even the John’s faithful would have admitted that they had been a little fortunate to go in five points to the good. The second half began as the first half had ended with Magdalene- both supporters and players growing in confidence. This was exemplified by one scintillating tackle by Matt Jago in the centre of the field, which buoyed the Magdalene enthusiasts on the sidelines. John’s seemed content to sit back, defend and wait to strike on the counter-attack. However, pleasingly for those clad in red, the tactic proved effective. After first defending strongly again, then executing an undeniably useful ruck, followed by some swift interplay among the backline John’s created the decisive opportunity. They subsequently, showed why they were the reigning champions; they completed the move by spreading the ball wide with such efficacy and speed that the brave Magdalene were helpless to prevent the powerful winger, Efeotor from touching down again in the 55th minute. Finally the John’s contingent burst into life at the second try and the communal repartee on the sidelines took on a new dimension as the match itself fell into a lull. Despite their team trailing, the Magdalene crowd who had assembled in impressive numbers were not in any way anxious and burst into a chorus of “I’d rather be at Oxford than at John’s”. Despite hearing it ad infinitum, they seemed rather provoked by the whole scenario and broke into their own riposte of “I’d rather be a landlord than a tenant” which lacked in both