ComX - oKee
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ComX - oKee
Join the fun as a stash of intragalactic weed sends Hal and Marion on a date with hell. To save planet Earth from certain doom Hal must learn to put aside his selfish ways before he can use the cosmic pot to create Captain Cannabis - a new breed of superhero. Veteran animator and comic book artist Verne Andru mixes highbrow comedy and adventure with the rough and tumble sensibilities of the wrong side of the tracks. Captain Cannabis is a breath-taking roller coaster ride with fun characters adventuring in an inspired universe. A unique blend of science fiction and dark comedy, it’s a tale that will make even the most jaded conspiracy theorist blush. ANY TIME IS 420 TIME! Destined to be a collectors item, get your copy of “420” while you still can. Support the cause and order online at: Amazon.com [ISBN: 0-9738837-0-7] oKee.com CaptainCannabis.com Also available at select book stores. For DVDs and other cool 420 stuff, go to www.oKee.com, www.CaptainCannabis.com or www.VerneAndru.com. TM oKee.comX NO. 420-001 PREMIER ISSUE TM chapter 001 “I can’t wait that long” Part of the greatest story ever told WARNING: REQUIRES A SENSE OF HUMOUR. CONTAINS MATURE SITUATIONS, NAUGHTY LANGUAGE, DRUG REFERENCES AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES. TM An OMINOUS FULL MOON lights the diffuse fog this 2011 November night as a foghorn eerily bellows somewhere off in puget sound. chapter 001:: I can’t wait that long The infamous Space Needle, testament to seattle’s long forgotten 15 minutes of fame, stands silhouetted against a newly smouldering mount rainier. A SCRUFFY MAN in his 60’s, wearing a SANDWICH BOARD plastered with “Jesus Saves,” “The Savior is coming” and “The End is near” signs, panhandles on a corner. Others belonging to the swelling ranks of the vanishing middle class, victims of the radical Right’s Malicious wars on peace, do their voodoo. have you read the good book today? screenplay and art by: TM look what it’s done for me? hey buddy - 20 bucks for a good time! NUKE, a large “HOMELESS” person, lumbers past. 1 He strains against a shopping cart overflowing with - well, do we really need to know? further on we come to the back of the gaswurks nightclub. a CHEF by the name of jesus, an old hippie WAITER and HAL LIGHTER emerge from the kitchen. rock music pours into the night. Anybody got a light, man? Nothin like a little 420 time. Any time’s 420 time - it’s a prime directive. A What? You wouldn’t understand. better let an expert take care of that. Be careful man, it’s super potent shit and that’s my last joint. Make it quick, mr. expert - I gotta get back before andre sees we’re gone. With a <<CLICK-ShTOONK>> of his trusty Zippo... Prepare to be amazed. ...he illuminates an OLD DRUNK in the shadows. Spare change? 2 The Zippo CLANKS shut Come on man, quit screwin’ around. Piss off! Can I have my joint back, man? the drunk disappears back into the night, echoes of his maniacal GIGGLING the only betrayal of his whereabouts. A BLACK LIMO screeches to a halt! Someone’s lost on the wrong side of the tracks, man. MARION JONES struggles to Get out. let me go! I said... ...I’ll take care of him... hey man, that’s just not right. I know, he’s smokin’ the whole thing! With a yank, she’s free. No, man, it look’s like marion’s in some sorta trouble. Spotting the group, she bolts. Hi, guys. How’s it goin? the door gruffly slams shut... ...and The car drives away. 3 what’s that all about, man? oh, Nothing much. Her demeanor changes as the limo disappears into the inky blackness. She’s about to dash... Now what about my joint, man? Didn’t look like nothing, man... ...anyway, like, you’re Late again, and Andre’s boyfriend is outa town or somethin, and he’s, like, seriously pissed...again! ...You’re with the band? Hal, right? Duh, I,... Great, just what I need. Uh what’cha doing later? Yeah, like, let’s move with a purpose already. Ooh, Lucky Lady. Hey... She makes for the door. Hal follows. Where yu goin wit dat? uh, duh... Pass it along, man... Can we talk? After the show I mean? Duh, yeah, sure, no problem-o. with a flick of his thumb, the Zippo snaps to life. Hey Lighter, what ch’you got dat we don’t got? Silly me. It appears to have gone out. Let me see if I can fire it up for you boys. It’s ‘cause you’re with a band, right? Chicks dig guys in a band. <<BURP>> no, boys, that’s an urban myth. chicks dig me ‘cause I got class. Jesus, where the hell are you? shit! that’s Andre. Save some for me, will ya? I would, man, but there’s nothin’ left! He smoked the whole damn thing! 4 Marion rushes into the GASWURKS nightclub. What isn’t painted flat black became that way through years of neglect. She pauses... Patrons are a mix of rock and roll diehards. she zips behind the bar. She rises to tower over bartender Andre, who seemingly appeared from nowhere. He quickly mounts a step stool to confront her eye to eye. dumping her stuff, She Snatches a serving tray. Their “words” are drowned out by a 4 piece-band calling themselves the “SQUEEGEE CLEANERS.” spinning, he bumps a table, spilling a pitcher of beer. Meanwhile, Hal stumbles through the back of the bar, almost bumping into a drunken patron. tempers flare as He finds the dj booth. Hey, dick-head, you spilt beer all over me! Ahoy, Captain... just in time. Dickhead? 5 Will Weston is at the mixing console covering for Hal. Was that Marion you were with? anytime is 420 time - it’s a prime directive. will, my little dude... Chicks dig guys in bands. I’m, like, so in. ...I told ya it was only a matter of time. You really dig her, don’t ya? Five bucks says I get her alone on my boat. But she’s so classy and... Duh, that’s, like, totally against one of my prime directives. Your what? A quick game of truth or dare and... no responsibilities, and, uh... Prime directives. Stay below the radar, Hal gestures around the room of seedy people zoned on sex, drugs and rock n roll. But you’re a... ...I’m a MUSIC PROFESSIONAL. And groupies. Serious about a chick? That’s right dude. My life’s on the road serving greater rockdom. 6 Not gonna happen! FREDDIE THE RIPPER, the lead guitarist, takes control. Listen up, assholes - Sit down and shut the fuck up! Will gestures as the band finishes its tune. This is our latest tune, ‘I’m gonna rock you stupid’. Freddie steps back, the drummer counts in and the band’s all over a HEAVY ROCK TUNE - their BIG SONG. I’M GONNA ROCK YOU STUP, STUP STUPID. Freddie drinks in the adoring audience. He mesmerizes them with a blazing solo, Ripping up and down the guitar neck. his boot closing on a PLAIN metal BOX with a SINGLE STOMP SWITCH... 7 The solo builds to a high note shrieking with sustain. His foot comes down hard on the pedal! Sparks fly, the pedal oozes BLACK SMOKE and... the guitar goes dead! Furious, Freddie tears it off... ...and repeatedly pounds the smoking pedal! The audience goes wild. Hal shits himself. Freddie storms off-stage. 8 LATER: The band finishes another gig without Freddie. I can’t believe Freddie lost it like that. I never seen shit like that before. That’s Nothin. Wait ‘til he gets really pissed! It gets worse? What could be worse? Just hope he doesn’t do a squeegee call. I hate freezing my ass off on the I-5 on-ramp cleaning car windows for quarters every time he smashes a guitar. Freddie broods in a corner of the makeshift dressing room. Don’t sweat - you find ways to cope. That’s why I use my trusty double-Dano. Only way to “freddie-proof” the band. Yeah, well you guys didn’t say nothin’ ‘bout this shit when you asked me to try out. Lesson 21 - Test BEFORE the show. Hey Freddie, you pissed or what? I did test it. At least a dozen times. Must have been a power-surge Or... Just fuck Right off! I’m an artist, not a FUCKING TECHNICIAN. Well, well. The man of the hour hisself. Anyone see the record agents? about getting paid... We’re paying you for solutions not more fucking problems! 9 Pay? After what you just fuckin’ did? They split when Freddie pulled his Cobain shtick. Bart? A little help? Freddie dude - chill... let’s, like, discuss... Hope we’re not, like, disturbing anything? and why the fuck do we keep you with the band anyway? Let’s discuss that, fat-ass! I dunno, lets see where this goes... Ah, ‘cause I own the p.A. And the lights. I haul the gear, setup and tear down. And it’s ‘cause of my contacts that you get booked. and... Discuss? Discuss what? hey I gotta Idea let’s discuss who’s gonna pay for my guitar! Great show! Knock, knock! Hi guys... Saved by the belles fat man! Yo, Jimbo! switch from suck to blow lets go, bro! The band members quickly gravitate to the inebriated young girls, leaving the room... Guys? Hey...hello? my pay? Listen up, assholes. New guitar time. Squeegee call first thing! can I have a little lick? No I mean of those... Good Start, but the night is young... Aw come on Freddie, give us a break will ya! Wanna break? Try not showing up tomorrow and... You are, like, so kewl. I bet you were a god in a previous life... I got wet just sitting there... ...without another thought to Hal. WITH A <<CLUNK>>, THE dead bolt locks the bar for another day. The bouncer grabs straggling glasses on his way to the back where the other waiters and waitresses busily ready to leave. boys and girls; next weeks schedule is now up in the kitchen. ...we got a great band...won a battle-of-the-bands and everythin’. pant... need beer... I’m sure someone will find that truly riveting, but, oops, there’s my ride. Gotta scoot! Andre winks as Hal abandons the last TROLLEY OF ROAD CASES in the aisle and lunges at the bar in exhaustion. Hal dear, I’ll be ready once I check the schedule. Good looks only go so far. You’ll be paying how..? Squeegee Cleaners packed the house - told ya - that’s gotta be worth somethin’. They did bring in a crowd. You know, Bruce is away all month and if you get rid of the hussy, we... 11 Slumming tonight? Andre pours a glass of water. beer! need beer! Andre dude, it’s me - Hal. Just put it on my tab. Water? After all I’ve done for the GasWurks, this is how you treat me, Hal Lighter? Oh no, don’t start that shit again-water’s fine. I’ll just close my eyes and pretend it’s... Your tab runneth over long ago. You want the water or not? ...a beer... WHAM! ...a -ahh shit! Come on Andre, remember my little “problem”? You were going to think about maybe helping me out? Why’d you cut my shifts? You know I really need the money. Try showing up on time for a change. Shifts go to people who come to work. Marion slams Andre’s share of tips on the bar. and that advance we talked about? I could make it worth your while <<cough>> Save your talents for someone who cares. You know I don’t swing that way - oops, look what just slipped into my hand. Come on Hal, let’s get out of here... <<cough, cough>> why you little shh... dude! SNAP! ...before somebody gets hurt... good night ms. marion...see ya ‘round? Kinky... Drop Dead! 12 Out in the back lane Small groups of night people scurry from place to place. Marion fumes. Give me a lift! You paying for gas? Nuke leaves his cart in the lane and moves toward a parked bus. Spare change? What did you say? duh, ahh, hey, what’s that dumpster dude doing to my bus? Like, I already told you to bugger off, dude. The drunk fades into the night, giggling maniacally. NUKE drops something beside the tired old school bus. What did you say? 13 Hey you! Dumpster dude! Get away from my bus! Hey, did you catch that dumpster dude action? Duh, I said, ah, um, ‘sure, that would be a gas.’ That’s not what I heard. My boat. You like sailing, right? Great for chillin... Wound a bit tight, aren’t ya? Ya gotta keep an eye on ‘em or they’ll rob yA blind. They’re kinda like turtles. Everything they own is in those carts. Like ANA-BELL. ...Hey, What a great idea. We can sail up the coast a bit and... Like, over my dead... Hey! Anabell? DUh? She bends What’s this? Hey buddy? The dumpster dude must have dropped It. DETACH YOURSELF. 14 ...kay... HE’S COMING! RID YOUR ATTACHMENTS. WATCH FOR MY SIGN. you dropped your, your, thing-a-mabob! the scene around Nuke gets seriously weird. Here, give it to me and get on the bus. What? If you insist. Any other options? the psychedelic light show is blinding. When he reopens his eyes, Nuke is gone! Well? What was that all about? and What’s that horrible smell? hal makes a hasty retreat. He passes the “thing” to Marion and climbs into the drivers seat. With a lurch of a handle, the door shuts. the dumpster dude disappeared! well, follow him. I can’t. he pulled a Houdini! A what? Duh... You know those feelings like you forgot somethin’ but can’t remember what? With a clunk of gears the tired bus lumbers off leaving the last trolley of road cases behind. 15 It’s sorta like that, only different. Things always this weird with you? A CRASH OF GLASS precedes the annoying WAIL OF A CAR ALARM. Homeless, addicts and prostitutes mill about illuminated by the misdirected lights of Hal’s old bus lumbering up the hill. The “vintage” in-dash 8-track/FM Radio’s announcer comes on as the rock tune ends. Hal turns the radio off. The rattling of the old bus fills the void. HEY DUDES AND DUDETTES, I’M YOUR SEATTLE LATE NIGHT HOST SPINNING NEWS FRESH OFF THE WIRE. WORLDS’ BANKS JUST AUCTIONED THE LAST OF THEIR GOLD RESERVES. BIG DEAL? NOT IN THE FINE PRINT. ALL THE GOLD WAS BOUGHT BY ONE DUDE. TRICK IS, HE WON WITH THE LOWEST BID <<CLICK>>! I mean, we see each other when one of your band’s plays, But... Sensing her chance, Marion makes her move... I know we don’t know each other... ... look, I have a biggie to ask... 16 Spit it out. No promises tho. Is that any good? Like they say, I Mean. Dude, best bud ever. Can you... get me some? Dude, try asking something tough. Okay... I need more. 17 Doh, a pound? I don’t have that much. I have to... he pulls out a 1/4 ounce in a baggy. <<Snicker>> That’s your best shot? Actually I need Lots more. What I need is a, uh, a pound! It’s complicated. Anyway, You saw Freddie... She turns it on thick... We got a big gig comin up and if I don’t fix that pedal I’m in, like, serious Shit. Oh Please? You’re my only hope.. John has shit; everyone says yours is the best around. Me? Why me? John can get something local... ...’sides, you said you don’t smoke... 18 The bus creaks to a stop outside MARION’S APARTMENT. Next stop - Not gonna happen! It’s not for me. It’s my moth... oh, Please. You have to help. Is that a tear? You cryin’? I hate it when they do dat. Okay, I’ll Think about it. I knew you’d do the ‘right thing.’ Like I said, no promises right? 19 Right. Now What? Open Sesame? Come on - I need air! The smell is killng me. Triumphantly, he produces one of his BUSINESS CARDS. Call tomorrow. But not too early ‘cause I need my beauty sleep. No kidding... ...But I can’t wait that long. to be Continued. 20 420 :: The Story Behind The Story The book you’re reading is part of a larger story that’s been many years in the making. Raised during the 1960’s and weaned on such works as Fritz the Cat, The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, Harold Hedd and Cheech and Chong, I naturally gravitated to the “fringier” side of life when it came time to develop my own material. My first original work, and precursor to “420,” was a short, black and white comic titled “Captain Cannabis.” Truth be told, I created Captain Cannabis as a dark counterbalance to the goody-two-shoes Captain Canuck character my “mentors” George Freeman and Jean-Claude St. Aubin were working on. Sensing I had stumbled onto something good, I filled out the requisite forms, and filed for a copyright. A few months later I received a certificate from the copyright office for a literary work titled – yes folks – “Captain Cannabis.” Unnoticed by me at the time – actually it held no significance in popular culture of the 60’s and 70’s I was aware of – was the fact that the certificate is dated April 20, 1977. Today, of course, popular culture holds April 20 in particularly high esteem. April is the 4th month of the year making April 20, numerically speaking, 420. April 20 at 4:20 PM is known as the “pot-smokers’ holiday,” the “hippie New Year,” “national smoke time,” “national pot-smoking day,” “the holiday,” “pot appreciation day,” “the ultimate session,” or “a day of tribute to the scene.” While making no claim to originating the 420 term, my Captain Cannabis copyright certificate is one of the oldest documented connections between April 20 and cannabis that I am aware of. That reason alone made it a title befitting the Captain Cannabis “origin” story. It took another 20 years before I set about to realize a story worthy of the character I had created. A well know axiom in writers circles holds that there are no new stories, just the retelling of old. I was determined to scour the earth to disprove this maxim. At the very least I wanted to find a story that hadn’t been told in a long enough time to at least be interesting. I spent the better part of 5 years researching everything from history to law to linguistics to music to politics to religion. The bibliography exceeded 275 books before I stopped keeping track. I’m pleased to say I believe I’ve accomplished my objective. “420” 21 is the first part of a story being told through a series of feature films. It follows the trials and tribulations of the evolution of man – not the evolution of the physical shell we equate with self, but the evolution of our consciousness that inhabits and animates it during its cosmic journey. Prior to 500 BCE, our forefathers viewed life and their place in it far differently from current Western culture. There was an understanding that material life was transitory and the “holy grail” of “immortality” was attainable given the proper training and requisite preparation. Training was given through a complex system of “mystery schools.” They maintained a tradition of esoteric knowledge that was passed from generation to generation. This important light was all but extinguished when early “Christian” zealots destroyed the schools, killed the practitioners and burned, destroyed or spirited away the written teachings and records. Some of the traditions have been maintained in the Eastern schools of thought, particularly Pantheism, Sufism and esoteric Buddhism to which the Falon Gong claims its ancestry. The Ancients maintained there was only ONE – a singular consciousness from which all else is both a part of and separate from. While time and space are maya [illusion], they provide a mechanism for isolation and individuation from the ONE. Some schools call this ONE “god,” while I prefer the less religiously tainted, and more descriptively accurate, handle of “The Universal Consciousness” [TUC]. Similar to the way light dissipates the further it is from its source, instances of individuated consciousness become increasingly fragmented the further they “fall” from their “Edenistic” bliss of communion with TUC. The levels of fragmentation are similar to strata that are sometimes referred to in terms of “bodies.” We are all familiar with the physical body we inhabit on a daily basis and the etheric body we inhabit in our dream state but are unaware of our “mental” body where our consciousness is currently resident. These bodies are similar to the Id, Ego and Super-Ego coined in modern psychology – Carl Jung being particularly “esoteric” in his leanings. You can visualize these strata by studying the following: “a higher dimension sees all lower simultaneously and equally.” In other words, if you are outside a fishbowl you can see and describe it in its totality. Conversely, if you are inside a fishbowl [dimension] it is impossible for you to see and describe what the fishbowl [dimension] looks like from the outside. Software programmers, in order to create the illusion of 3 dimensional worlds found in today’s motion pictures and video games, use a software “engine” that is a mathematical representation of 5 dimensions or more for this very reason. It follows that if we are able to “see” our physical and etheric [dream] worlds, our consciousness must reside at a level of abstraction at least one dimension greater than either. This dimension is sometimes called the “mental” body. Thought forms are an integral part of the story and to understand how they work is to understand the seemingly impossible things that happen to Hal, Marion and oKee. The ancients maintain that thought comes from consciousness that resides in a mental body, the furthest it “falls” into matter. Conscious thought cannot interact directly on the molecules of the physical plane because they are too dense. But what it can do is generate “thought forms” that cause vibrations on the etheric plane, the level between the mental and physical. These vibrations act upon the denser etheric materials that, in turn, cause stronger vibrations that interact on matter in the physical world. In this manner you, in your mental body, are able to raise your physical arm by simply “thinking” it. An important concept to note is that while thought forms are created by consciousness in its mental body, once created they exist separate from it. A simple analogy is when you toss a ball. Initially, your conscious thought and subsequent actions cause the ball to careen through space. But once the ball leaves your hand, it is separate from you, albeit its “life” as an “object in motion” is causally connected to how you threw it in the first place. The inertia eventually dissipates and the ball comes to rest. Similarly, when you generate a thought form you “toss” a thought into the etheric plane with a velocity and trajectory causally connected to the thought that created it. This thought form persists until its inertia dissipates, at which time the etheric materials return to the etheric ocean from whence they came. But, and this is a very big but, this is where our analogy comes up wanting. For unlike our ball example, continued and forceful generation of a particular thought form will cause it to coalesce into a form that becomes persistent. These persistent thought forms are known as “artificial elementals” that both work to serve us and work against us. We are all familiar with the term “practice makes perfect.” Anyone endeavoring to learn a skill such as playing an instrument, operating equipment or becoming proficient at a sport is engaged in the willful act of creating artificial elementals. It is the continued and focused mental activity that creates the thought forms that coalesce into our personal elementals providing us a level of almost automatic proficiency at your chosen endeavor. Musicians marvel as they watch their hands perform complex movements as though they were outside observers. Long distance runners attain a “runners high” where their bodies continue to run automatically and they no longer feel any pain. In fact, there is an important correlation between pain and the level of connectedness between our mental and physical selves that goes to the heart of why oKee’s cosmic pot has the effect on Hal that it does. But that’s getting ahead of the story. < :: A TAZOONIAN :: Our mind is the single most powerful tool we have. Tragically, we no longer know how to use it. We are taught to shop, consume, attain, covet, hate, fight, and make war on this or that. Most go through life haphazardly creating thought forms and their elemental progeny in a manner not unlike randomly shooting off a machine gun in a crowded shopping mall. Every thought we have – good or bad – generates an artificial elemental. The constant generation of angry, murderous thoughts generates angry and murderous artificial elementals. Wars [and the propaganda used to wrongly justify them], torture and famine – in fact all suffering creates elementals shaped by their causation. Over prolonged periods of generation, and man has been heaping suffering on man for a very long time, we’ve unconsciously [to most, not all] created an artificial elemental so strong and persistent, it appears to some as being a life all it’s own. In fact, because it exists in the etheric plane and can manipulate etheric material, some have wrongly come to see this entity as their “god” while others refer to it as “Satan” or the “devil.” Whatever you call it, it is the product of mankind’s collective thoughts over many thousands of years and has become so powerful it is dictating the affairs of state [“god told me to strike out at Saddam”, etc.] and ultimately the destiny of all life on this planet. This negative artificial elemental is known as the “Dwellers on the Threshold” and is the ultimate antagonist. Closer to home, the military-industrial establishment owes its existence to, and lives to serve, the “Dwellers on the Threshold” whether they are aware of it or not. For the military-industrial establishment, and the businesses and politicians that profit from it, need to perpetuate endless war [long war] as a way of feeding the Dwellers with the hateful thought forms of suffering humankind. Wars are not against “communism,” “terrorists,” “rogue states” or “drugs” but against peace and harmony – the two things that would bring annihilation to the Dwellers dominion over man and an end to our perceived need to maintain the “machine of death” the military-industrial-complex has so carefully built. There is more – much more – but I trust I’ve whetted your appetite and sketched enough of the backstory to enhance your enjoyment of “420.” I like to think of it as “the greatest story ever told,” not because it’s new, but because it has not been told for a very, very long time. Anyway, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Until next time, don’t forget Hal’s favourite prime directive: Anytime’s 420 time! TM 22 The True Origin of 4/20 and Captain Cannabis There’s a lot of urban myth and anecdotal legend around the cannabis culture and April 20th. This copyright certificate for the first Captain Cannabis comic book dated April 20, 1977 is the earliest documented reference between them. Authenticity can be verified by contacting the Copyright Office.