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ONLY ONE WHO CAN'T
BELIEVE IT'S JUNE? WOW!!
WE'RE ALREADY WORKING
ON OUR JULY ISSUE. JULY?!!!
Let's just enjoy June first! And we are, enjoying
June... look inside this issue and you'll see the fun is
just beginning!!!
Early this month we did something special with our
friends Sandy and Hank. They travelled with us to Cape
May Court House in New Jersey where we visited the
Jessie Creek Winery and The Inn at Jessie Creek.
Owned by Bruce Morrison and Art Reale, Jessie Creek
Winery has recently been awarded a
Silver Medal for their Cabernet
Sauvignon. We just had to have a
taste... or two. Turn to page 26 and
you'll learn more about our adventure. We had a full day, finished off
with some shopping and dinner in
Cape May.
gifts. You know those flags, or pins, or cards, or even
nickels or dimes arriving at your home in an envelope
with a letter asking for a donation? Using money to get
money? Turn to Allen Herman's Charity By Any Name
on page 6 and see how you feel. His comments may
sound humorous, but there's nothing funny about them.
Good news!! We're already working on next month's
Glove Box Savings Coupon Book: The Restaurant
Edition. This time around, the books will be stapled in
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of it getting lost in the mail. Filled with great money
savings coupons and specials, we don't want ANYONE
to miss getting this Coupon Book. Fine dining, great
Chinese restaurants, pizza parlors, an Irish Pub and several terrific neighborhood Spanish and Italian restaurants to mention just a few... even a "super duper" bakery and more... will be in this little
"goodie." And just in time for your
summer fun!
Linda
Speaks
In this issue we give you a "Heads
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Decor. Located in the Marketplace in Huntingdon
Valley, Eva's recently moved from its former location in
Southampton. It's new, larger space is filled to the brim
with beautiful lighting, accessories, furniture, china,
hostess gifts and more. Eva's offers real eye candy for
the senses and interesting complements to your home
environment. Check out page 12 for the details.
We've got some other neat "stuff"
between our covers. A little piece
about some "Ridiculous Lawsuits,"
some new words concocted by
the Mensa Society, puzzles and
recipes... they all make this issue
perfect for some comfy time in the
shade or in the sun. So take a little time to read it
through. We hope you'll find it engaging and useful.
With interesting editorial and terrific advertisers anxious
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See you in July with another great issue AND another
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Allen Herman is tired of solicitations – all kinds of
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BY
by Allen Herman
ANY NAME
I
t started simply. When we
moved into our new condo I
received a solicitation from a
charity seeking money for the
Children of Chernobyl. It looked
like a good cause and I sent them
a check for eighteen dollars. Two
weeks later I received another
solicitation from a group trying
to restore a famous church in
Brooklyn. Again I sent them a
check for eighteen dollars.
During the next several weeks I began to get requests
from charity after charity for donations. I could barely
keep up with them. I received requests from America,
Israel, Africa and a huge group of religious organizations of all denominations, seeking funds for worthy
causes. They began to arrive more quickly than I
could possibly respond. Eighteen dollars went to one
charity and eighteen dollars went to another. It went
on and on.
La Cena
The Lord has been good to us and we have always
been appreciative. We believe in helping those in need
or less fortunate. Besides donating heavily to a
favorite charity, we have always given symbolic eightContinued on page 7
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Continued from page 6
een dollar checks to many groups and institutions.
Religious, racial or civic, as long as the monies
weren't going to purchase suicide belts, we have tried
to be responsive.
But it was beginning to get out of hand. After awhile,
when I started entering the amounts in Quicken, I
began to increase the checks to individual charities by
a penny each time I responded. So if it was my fifth
check to Boys Town the check became eighteen dollars and five cents. My check to the Injured War
Veterans read eighteen dollars and twenty one cents.
My last check to Save the Children was for eighteen
dollars and nine cents. This simple little system
allowed me to see how many checks I was sending the
various groups and how frequently I was sending
them monies.
Then I noticed that I was getting more and more mail
from "virgin" ... groups that I had never contributed
to. This confused me. So one day, playing a hunch
(while in one of my weirder moods) I inserted the
name "Gotno Gelt" in the appropriate box. EUREKA... I suddenly began to get a massive number of
new appeals to good old "Gotno Gelt."
Next I began to use the name "Edwina Rupperschmidt"
(I have no idea as to why that name entered my weird
mind) and I began to get lots of new mail for "Edwina
Rupperschmidt." Same thing happened when I signed
contributions with names like "Sam Schmidlap,"
"Yenta Cohen" and "Pinky Putzaroo."
I had discovered the secret. These various charities
were selling my names. Every time I used a new name
it was being sold to other charitable institutions.
Furthermore many of those seeking my eighteen plus
dollars were all using the same mailing address in
Milwaukee. Even the telephone calls for funds were
coming from one or two offices in the general area.
I understand clearly that this is not a racket. Most,
if not all, of the charities I was being solicited by,
are honorable groups trying to get money for their
organizations. But come on guys and gals... I only
have but so many eighteen dollar plus checks that
I am able to make out. The economy isn't that great
and I can sell but so many ads. And my poor mailman is just plain overloaded.
So I began to write polite little notes. "Please take me
of your list as I am now an atheist" or "married to a
Continued on page 8
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woman who does not believe in charity" did little
good. Professing to having become recently poor
or ill helped even less. Telling these groups I now
had eight kids in college and currently required my
own donations also fell on deaf ears. Terms like
"moved, deceased, demented and departed" also had
little effect. Cute terms, nasty terms, ignoring the
letters… nothing seemed to deter the onslaught of
solicitations. "Please don't sell my name" did even
less good.
Not only did things get worse, I began to get militant
phone calls from charities insisting I start "kicking in"
again. It was then that I discovered some of the calls
were from paid solicitors and not volunteers. Some
were working on commission! And many of these
people were "aggressive." I did appreciate that they
all spoke English
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In the meantime it became clear that my mailman
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Claus to deliver my daily mail. Al, Gotno, Yenta and
Edwina's letters to the rest of my imaginary clan
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I assumed this would solve the problem. It hasn't. The
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now they must also take back the multitude of
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Charitable organizations have also developed a new
tactic. They are now sending me gifts. Every day is
like Hanukah or Christmas. I get T-Shirts, flags, banners, pens, tablets, mailing labels, calendars, and
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So I have begun to refuse anything that comes with
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bleeding heart with a strange sense of humor.
Continued on page 10
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Now the charities have switched gears again. They
are sending me money … pennies, nickels, dimes,
quarters even dollar bills. All are in plain view in
their window stationery. Many claim that if I send
them money some wealthy philanthropist will match
the donation I make. Mr. and Mrs. Charities ... you
have gone way too far.
I have had it. Sending me money that people have
sent you to get me to send you more money is past
the comprehension of the now incarcerated Bernie
Madoff. It is a waste. Furthermore, when I get a flag
that was made in China from the Wounded American
Vets I really get ANGRY. Pens from India, note pads
from Burma and T-shirts from Mars also are not
pleasing. If it isn’t from the USA you are getting an
unopened envelope returned, fast! AND you're going
on my all time “never open their stuff again” list.
I am a simple man with simple ideas. Send me
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in America.
So I am telling you, in defense of myself and the
exhausted postal workers, the child labor in India and
the makers of truly inferior products in China, "Leave
Me ALONE." "Gotno," "Edwina" and "Yenta Cohen"
and the rest of the clan are gone. I am now at war.
I am stamping just about every solicitation with
"Rejected" and "Refused" stamps. And my mailman
is just about to join the "cause" …
Please … leave us all alone. We will continue to contribute whatever amount we can afford … to whatever
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… when we want to. Solicit us with gifts and tokens,
and you will never see another dime.
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There's a new Home Decor showroom in The Marketplace
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Second Street Pike. But it's definitely larger and DEFINITELY has a lot more to pretty-up your home.
Eva's ceiling glistens with crystals and light. Large and
small, the light fixtures run the gamut from very modern to
more traditional. Some chandeliers are beautifully ornate.
Others are more simple. She offers a full range of styles, to
suit every taste.
Eva's Home Decor is the place for Modern Lighting and
Unique Home Accessories. We were looking for some very
specific fixtures and checked out Eva's. We found not only
our fixtures, but furniture, china, crystal, and more.
I also noticed interesting vases, select area rugs, neat throw
pillows... You'll need some time to take in all the wonderful
things offered. An easy stroll, a few times around the
perimeter, and each go 'round will reveal something you
missed and another "I could use that." You'll see there's a lot
you can use at Eva's!
As you enter the huge space, the entire right hand wall is
filled with beautiful place settings, accessories, and
stemware. I saw some lovely pieces perfect for a much
needed hostess gift... and it was priced well within my budget. It's a shame I don't need a wedding gift because I saw
exactly what I would give the new bride and groom. Trust
me when I say I thought more than twice about returning to
buy the magnificant "dip & chip" ensemble for myself!!
In the same area, you'll find one of the area's largest displays
of Judaica. Silver Kiddush Cups, Seder Plates, Hallah Trays,
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which you will not see anywhere else.
As you circle the substantial showroom you'll see staged room
arrangements, tables, lights, sofas. Many of the sofas displayed
are a kind of more comfortable futon that open up for additional sleeping. We liked them because they don't resemble anything like an all-wood-frame-with-cushion futon. Instead, these
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Of special note, as you walk in there are some really wonderful wind chimes. These are made by a musician so the
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So, if you're looking to make a little change in your surroundings, or if you're looking to make a BIG change, if you
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A wine, that is.
JESSIE CREEK WINERY & THE INN AT JESSIE CREEK
CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE, NEW JERSEY.
This month our friends Sandy and Hank joined us for
a visit to the Jessie Creek Winery in Cape May Court
House, New Jersey. Home to a growing vineyard and
a charming bed and breakfast called the Inn at Jessie
Creek, I had heard that the winery had won both a
silver and a bronze medal for two of their wines
placed in the New Jersey State Wine Growers
Association competition. Quite a coup for the young
winery started in 2010.
The winery is the work of devotion of Bruce Morrison
and Art Reale. Some of you may recognize Bruce as
Dr. Bruce Morrison of Huntingdon Valley. A native son
of the "valley," Bruce has found a second passion in
building an evolving first class bottle of wine. Art
Reale, one of his partners in this enterprise, is an "Art"
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entertaining onsite manager handling day-to-day
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palate determining which direction the wine will go.
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Phone: (215) 839-0540
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Park your car and then walk into the property, you
can see the grape vines lined up like soldiers ready to
bear fruit. Looking out at the acres of vines, this was
just what I expected a vineyard to look like.
Bruce gave us a walking tour of the property and
pointed out the different vines producing the different grapes for the
different wines. "One of the secrets
to good wine making," he said, "is
the soil. Soy beans were originally
raised on this soil so it is rich and
prime for grapes." He talked to us
about the irrigation, the barrels
they use, how they protect the
vines from insects, plans for expansion, etc. We could hear and see
his excitement. It put a smile on our faces.
We went to the winery for a tasting. It was a beautiful weekend day and we were anxious to help the
guys celebrate their award winning wines. I especially
asked Hank to join us because through the years he
has shared his love for good wine. I thought he could
add some good "commentary."
Bruce and Art have constructed a big building for the
tastings. It also holds a large hall where functions are
held; weddings, special parties, reunions, business
conferences. Art directed our tasting as we lingered
along a long counter. He explained, "You start with
the lighter varieties and then move into the stronger
wines." For me, that was interpreted as, "First you start with the
whites and then you go to the
reds." The Chardonney was up on
deck first. Hank instructed us in
determining the alchohol content
of the wine. This wine was high on
the chart! We gently moved
through the whites, including Pinot
Grigio, and started on the reds. He
offered us an interesting hybrid
called Chambourcin. (Allen liked it so much we came
home with a bottle.) Finally we were going to taste
the award winners; the Silver Medal winner Cabernet
Sauvignon and the Bronze Medal winner, the Merlot.
Mmmm... The tasting offered us five or six different
wines and, as Sandy said, we were feeling a little mellow at the end!
As Allen and I are familiar with some of New
England's best Bed & Breakfasts, I asked if we could
see the rooms at Jessie Creek. Bruce was only too
happy to give us the grand tour of this gracious inn
built in 1846. The rooms are lovely. Beautiful linens,
crisp coverlets, cozy, comfortable furniture, each
room has a heater for those cold nights...AND, each
room has its own modern bathroom. Sandy and I
really liked the bathrooms and the bed dressings.
Adjacent to the dining room and a sitting room, Art
does the prep work for all meals in a kitchen that
everyone can see. Bruce added that for large parties, weddings, etc., guests have access to all the
facilities at Jessie Creek. Clearly, overnight accommodations onsite is a great convenience. (It adds to
the fun, too!)
We had a great time sharing in the excitement at Jessie
Creek Winery. Bruce Morrison and Art Reale have built
a charming retreat from big city life. Literally. With
their own sweat and toil, buildings have been constructed, tile has been laid and bathrooms designed
and built. They've created a winery that can be counted among the best in New Jersey. And as they say,
their dream is "Now a Reality." It certainly is!
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If you're near Cape May and looking for a California
Napa Valley experience in our own backyard, take a
drive to Jessie Creek Winery. Tastings are daily 11-5 and
both gentlemen are there on weekends "manning the
store." Art is there 24/7. You'll have an entertaining
time and may get a bit "mellow." And you will have
escaped to the gentle sounds of calm and quiet that
only happy vines can offer!!
P.S. After our visit, we
travelled about 15 minutes
further on the Parkway to
Cape May. Enjoyed the
rest of our day strolling
the promenade and
oogling the beautiful
Victorian homes. A late lunch/early dinner completed
our outing. It's a day recommended by this now very
un-uptight suburbanite!!!
Jessie Creek Winery & The Inn At Jessie Creek
1 North Route 47
Cape May Court House
New Jersey 08210
609.536.2092
www.jessiecreekwinery.com
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And they are watching day and night.
There are little ears that quickly
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near future!
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7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three
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WHAT ’S COOKIN’
Need to take something to that picnic or pool party you're invited
to? Try one of the recipes below. They're easy to prepare and sure to
impress. The strudel uses the season's best fruit; peaches. Use your
imagination and throw in some blueberries or any other kind of
berry. If you add additional fruit, just use a third pastry sheet to
accommodate the heftier filling. Enjoy!
And have fun at the picnic!!
Butter Lettuce with Apples, Walnuts &
Pomegranate Seeds
Dressing
2 Tbsp. cider vinegar
1 Tbsp. honey
1 Tbsp. chopped shallot
11⁄ 2 tsp. grainy Dijon mustard
1
⁄ 3 C. vegetable oil
Salad
2 heads butter lettuce, gently tor
(or use other preferred lettuce)
11⁄ 2 C. store-bought glazed walnuts
1 large apple halved, cored, sliced thin
1 C. pomegranate seeds
1
⁄ 2 C. bleu cheese, crumbled
Apple & Peach Strudel
1 lb. each, apples and ripe peaches, peeled,
cored and sliced thin
1
⁄ 3 C. each golden raisins and brown sugar
2 Tbsp. butter
1
⁄ 4 tsp. cinnamon
2 tsp. lemon juice
1 pkg. puff pastry, thawed
1 egg, lightly beaten.
Dressing
Whisk first 4 ingredients. Gradually whisk in oil.
Season to taste.
Heat oven to 400OF. In skillet, over medium heat, cook fruit,
raisins, brown sugar, butter, and cinnamon until fruit is tender and juices start to thicken. Add lemon juice. Let cool.
Salad
Place torn lettuce in bowl. Add walnuts, apple and dressing.
Garnish with pomegranate seeds and cheese.
Roll out pastry sheets to 10" x 13" on floured surface. Use
two pastry sheets for each strudel. Divide fruit mixture
evenly between sheets, spreading lengthwise down center.
Fold dough over filling, tucking in ends and rolling to
secure. Place on prepared baking sheet. Brush tops with egg.
Sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon. Bake 25 minutes or
until golden.
Lemon Horseradish Sauce
2 tsp. lemon juice
1 C. sour cream
6 oz. jar prepared white horseradish, drained
1
⁄ 2 C. fresh parsley, chopped
2 Tbsp. chopped garlic
1
⁄ 2 C. whipping cream
In a large bowl mix 2 tsp. lemon juice, sour cream, horseradish, parsley, and garlic. Add cream and beat until soft
peaks form. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Perfect for fish.
Breakfast Pizza with Smoked Salmon
1 pkg. prepared pizza crust (14 oz.)
1
⁄ 2 C. chive and onion cream cheese
2 plum tomatoes, cored and thinly sliced
4-6 oz. smoked salmon, torn into small pieces
1
⁄ 2 small red onion, peeled and sliced
1 Tbsp. capers
Chicken Cutlet Salad
11⁄ 2 lbs chicken cutlets
5 Tbsp. balsamic vinegar
1 tsp. oregano
4 Tbsp. olive oil
1 lb. plum tomatoes, chopped
1 large head escarole, dried, torn into bite-size pieces
1 head romaine lettuce, dried, torn into bite-size pieces
1 small red-onion, peeled and slice thin
Brush chicken with 1 Tbsp. vinegar and season with
oregano, salt and pepper. Heat 1 Tbsp. oil in large skillet
over medium heat. Cook chicken in skillet until cooked
through. Remove from heat, set aside and keep warm.
Heat oven to 450OF. Place pizza crust onto middle rack.
Bake for 8-10 minutes.
Add remaining 4 Tbsp. vinegar, 3 Tbsp. olive oil and the
plum tomatoes to skillet. Scrape any brown bits from bottom of skillet and gently heat through about 1 minute.
Remove crust from oven. Spread crust with cream cheese up to
⁄ 2 inch of edge. Place tomato slices over cream cheese. Spread
salmon pieces over tomatoes. Scatter red onion slices and capers
over salmon. Sprinkle with ground peppers and cut into slices.
Toss together escarole, romaine lettuce and red onion. Slice
chicken and serve over salad and spoon warm tomato vinai-
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JULY
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Hatboro Road at Tanyard Road • Richboro
$8/class or $35/five classes
Thru 6/13: Monday @ 6:45pm • Friday @ 6:30pm
Effective 6/16: Monday @ 6:45pm • Thursday @ 6:30pm
For more information call 215-801-5246
BEN WILSON SENIOR CENTER
580 Delmont Avenue • Warminster
Zumba • Fridays @ 9:00am - 9:45am
Bingo Night • Wednesdays @ 6:30pm • Door Opens 4pm
Admission $10.00 • Bring a Friend Admission is FREE!
Covered Dish Supper • June 19, 2012
Register your dish and number of persons coming with you.
Bring a dish to serve 6-8 persons.
AARP 55 Alive Full Driving Training Course
June 21 & 22 • 9:30am-2:30pm
Keep your skills up to date. Earn a discount from most car
insurance companies.
Only 2 openings this month; course held monthly.
Blood Drive •
June 25, 2012 • 1:00pm-7:00pm
American Red Cross
For more information call Amanda: 215-672-8380 • 9am-1pm.
ST. JOHN'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Welsh Road & Washington Lane • Huntingdon Valley
AUGUST
SEPTEMBER
Lunch Start 11:30am • Shotgun Start 12:30pm
Fun filled time for golfers of all levels. $125 per golfer includes
golf and cart, llunch, dinner, beverage and prizes.
For more information and to register please call Dennis
O'Hara at 215-534-7313.
NORTHAMPTON SENIOR CENTER
165 Township Road • Richboro
Zumba • 12:00pm-12:45pm
ST. JOHN BOSCO GUILD
Hilton Casino Bus Trip • June 18, 2012
Leave Church lot at 10am
$25 Slot Play • $25/person
ST. JOHN OF THE CROSS LEISURE CLUB
Meetings the 1st and 3rd Tuesday each month at VFW Hall in
Glenside. New members, age 55+, invited.
Renault Winery and Showboat Casino Trip • June 25, 2012
Includes lunch and casino slot package.
For more information, please call Jane @ 215-442-9395 or
Dick @ 215-659-9362.
NORTHAMPTON TOWNSHIP LIONS FLEA MARKET
Maureen Welsh Elementary School
750 New Road • Churchville
2nd Saturday of Every Month: Now through Nov. 10, 2012
Support your local Lions Club.
Art Classes • Ages 7-90
Thursday: 10am-12pm & 1pm-3pm
Saturday: 10am-12pm & 1pm-3pm
VENDOR ALERT!
Registration begins at 7am. 60 vendor sites available. $20 per site.
For more information call Patty at 215-947-1825.
For more information call 215-205-5822.
ST. CYRIL OF JERUSALEM
1410 Almshouse Road • Jamison
YOUNG SENIORS TRAVEL CLUB
2201 Tremont Street • Philadelphia
St. Cyril's Seniors Atlantic City Resorts Casino Trip
September 18, 2012 • $49 per person • $20 Slot Play,
Luncheon Buffet, Show "Grand Ole Opry"
Reservations required. Call Grace at 215-3436174.
Taj Mahal Casino Trip • June 20, 2012
9:30am departure from 2301 Tremont Street
$57 per person includes bus transportation, buffet, $20 slot
money and "Louis Prima, Jr. Live" show.
St. Cyril's 16th Annual Golf Outing
Five Ponds Golf Club • June 18, 2012
3500 Philmont Ave.
Huntington Valley, PA
(Corner of Byberry Rd. & Philmont Ave.)
624 York Road
Warminster, PA
(Warminster Plaza across from Wood High School)
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CURVES OF WARMINSTER FLEA MARKET
June 23, 2012 • 8am-12noon (rain date: June 30)
1402 West Street Road • Warminster
Flea Market to benefit Dylan's Dream. $15 per spot.
BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS OF BUCKS COUNTY
Golf Fore Kids' Sake • June 18, 2012
Spring Mill Country Club
$250/golfer or $1000 for a foursome includes golf, cart, lunch,
cocktail hour, and dinner. All proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big
Sisters of Bucks County.
(215)698-1800
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For more information call Sue at 215-343-8260 x 110 or register online at www.golfforekidssake.kintera.org
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SOUTHAMPTON ANNUAL COUNTRY FAIR
Tamanend Park • 1255 2nd Street Pike • Southampton
E-Mail: [email protected]
NEWTOWN HADASSAH
Shir Ami • Newtown
Book Club • June 26, 2012 • 7pm
"The Girl Who Fell From the Sky" by Heidi W. Durrow.
"Our Legacy Past & Present" • July 2-7, 2012
Concerts • Bingo • Rides • Crafts • Food/Refreshments
Face Painting • Coin Toss
Children's Games & Entertainment Fireworks!!
Visit www.southamptondays.com for FULL EVENT schedule.
WARMINSTER PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
500 Madison Avenue • Warminster
Community Family Picnic • Professional Pig Roast
July 21, 2012 • 4:00pm-7:00pm
BOB ROVNER HOWARD ROVNER
Former State Senator &
Assistant District Attorney
Voted Super Lawyer of PA
with over 30 years of experience.
Listen to Bob on his radio show
"SENATOR BOB ROVNER TALKS TO THE STARS"
Every Friday from 12:00 noon to 1:00pm on WWDB 860 AM.
You can listen to the show also by dialing (712)432-6621
or on the station's website: www.wwdbam.com
Church is hosting a family picnic.
$5 per person/ $10 per family
Hot dogs, burgers, salads, desserts, beverages,
games and free gifts for kids as long as supplies last.
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October 5, 2013 • Crowne Plaza • Trevose
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Mon, Tues, Fri, Sat 10-6 • Wed, Thur 10-9
215-364-6564
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