FHM - April 2016

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FHM - April 2016

THE RISE
[ A N D FA L L? ]
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OF MAN NY
PA C Q U I A O
APR I L 2016
B L O W T H AT
YE E ZY
H OW R EAL
SNEAKERHEADS
P L AY T H E
SHOE GAME
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EBE
D A N C E L’ S
SONG FOR
TROUBLED
SOULS
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SAN D
&
SAM PINTO
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SEPTEMBER 2015 FH M 3
April 2016
CONTENTS
F E AT U R E S
3 2 HARI NG SABLAY
Ebe Dancel tells us
how he deals with
life’s glitches
6 2 MANNY
PACQUIAO’S LAST
ROUND
... or is it?
7 0 THE SEARCH
fOR THE ELUSIvE
GODfATHER Of
SNEAkERHEADS
He lives among us
7 6 POOL PARTY
PLANNING GUIDE
Make it an epic
summer
82 NINJA PARTY
See what you're
missing in an all-girl
after-party
COVE R
STORY
PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO
C lO U d 9
Sam Pinto at the
beach. Our summer
just got hotter. (And
we like it!)
April 2016
PUlSE
2 0 THE MARvEL
UNIvERSE IS
BREAkING APART
Which side are you
on?
2 3 DOTA INvASION
Here, our pretournament scoop
VERGE
1 2 ExPLODING
BUILDINGS?
ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE?
Doing parkour can
save your life
16 ANATOMY Of
A JOkE
Comedians tell us
why, exactly, they’re
funny
18 vERBAL
DIARRHEA AT
BARS, A COMIC
STRIP
We hope you don’t
normally do this
24 A MORE BADASS
DARNA
Will this latest reboot
give us what we want?
GENT
2 5 SNAP CHAT
WORkS
Print purists, listen up!
3 8 TABLE fOR TWO
Cooking is overrated
2 6 PINOY POLITICS,
Tv EDITION
Are we copying from
Game of Thrones?
41 THE WISDOM Of
POL MEDINA
Never has being funny
been so intelligent
2 7 DIvE AWAY
THE HEAT
Anilao can cool
you off
2 8 NINJA MOvES
We’re at the mercy of
Natasha Ringor
FITS
BOOST
9 0 OOTD: JERICO
ROSALES
Mastering the biker’s
bagong-ligo look
1 04 BUILD YOUR
OWN BIkE
Or have someone
build it for you
9 2 DAPPER IN THE
SUMMER
Going topless is not
your only option
1 06 fARM TO fORk
Grow your own food
1 00 THE NEW BOARD
SHORTS
Your 10 pairs of
puruntongs? Toss
them
1 08 THE SUvS ARE
HERE
Toyota, Ford, and
Mitsubishi rev up
1 1 2 DO YOU BIkE TO
WORk?
EIC Allan makes it
look so easy
PHOTOGRAPHY: ROY MACAM, PAUL MONDOC, DOC MARLON PECJO, MARK JESALVA; ILLUSTRATIONS: LOUIS ARENAS, GILBERT DAROY
CONTENTS
FROM THE EDITOR
I may have been an OG
sneakerhead once, but I was
too dumb to figure it out.
What FHMers have
been up to this month
In 1988, my mother bought me a pair of Nikes from a business trip abroad.
The Air models had just become huge then, and the Air Max was king. I
wanted it so bad. I had a schoolmate who had one and I was envious. I was 13.
The pair my mother brought home was a disappointment. It had no swoosh
in it. It was supposed to be a basketball shoe—white with grey details like
elephant skin, in midcut leather. It had a red flying guy stitched on its tongue.
First time I wore it, everyone who saw me looked at my feet and asked where I
got them. I thought I wasn’t wearing the right Air.
Turned out I had the first release of the Air Jordan III, what sneakerheads
now generally agree as among the finest Jordans ever made, and a game
changer in shoe design.
Now, 28 years later, we’re on The Hunt for the Man with the Most Lit Shoe
Game This Side of Sneakertown (p.70) and I'm finally figuring out what the
Game is about. It's a great inside story on our local urban sneaker culture filled
with legit shop talk and even more legit characters. If you're not in on the
scene, you'd say it's mental, but at the very least you'll know why those new
adidas Yeezys you see on your feeds are damn expensive and almost impossible
to buy.
While we're on the subject of buying things, Sam Pinto returns for her
third shot at a cover and she tells us she just bought property in Baler so she
can surf there all she wants. Congratulations! And we should say, Sam, you are
still blazing hot.
We have more on things money can buy (Pacquiao’s assets, p.68) and some
things it can’t (Ebe Dancel’s sanity, p.32 / Pacquiao’s legacy, p.68). It kind of
puts in perspective what passion and obsession require of us.
My AJ III crumbled long ago, from daily abuse and pickup games on
asphalt b-ball courts. I was dumb.
ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ
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Basked in the sun with covergirl
Sam Pinto in Boracay and got us
(T-shirt) tanlines. Worth it!
Attempted to flaunt our
(nonexistent) summer bods after
wrapping up the cover shoot.
Khyne’s swan song interview
with Pol Medina. See you around,
Khyne!
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IS FHM STILL FHM?
If I wanted to read Esquire, I would buy Esquire. If I wanted to read UNO, I would buy UNO. If I
wanted to read FHM , I sure as hell expect FHM to be FHM when I buy it. You have now officially
lost your balls and turned your back on all your loyal readers–and I am a damn loyal one. I was
there when Alicia Silverstone appeared as the cover for your first-ever issue and I have bought
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know and love.
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AT E V E R Y T U R N
O F A PA G E
Edited by CHISE ALCANTARA
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How to fall
without
getting hurt
FOR THE TIMES WHEN THE
WHOLE WORLD WANTS TO
KEEP US DOWN, PARKOUR
EXPERTS SHOW US HOW TO
GET BACK UP ON OUR FEET
WORDS
CHISE ALCANTARA
PHOTOS
PAUL MONDOK
SPECIAL THANKS TO
NINJA ACADEMY
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shoulders, and head.
3. Continue to roll even
after your back has made
contact to lessen the
chance of injuring your
legs. By doing this, you
defuse the energy of the
fall through the whole act.
FALLING LIKE A FELINE
When flung into the air
by some greater force
like a rampaging rhino or
a bouncer at a club that
has had too much of your
shit, humans, dumb as we
are, tend to flail around
in panic. To say the least,
we feel uncomfortable
whenever we can’t see
the ground. After a few
moments of pathetic
helplessness in the air,
we then proceed to land
firmly—and painfully—on
our back, possibly causing
spinal injuries.
Raven, a parkour
instructor and part-time
ninja from Ninja Academy
advices we should copy
cats–that’s right, cats.
Let’s face it: these cute
evil geniuses know how to
deal. Have you ever seen
a cat not land on its feet?
“Whenever cats are falling
they try to tense their
bodies while in the air so
they can easily maneuver
their bodies into the
right landing position,”
says Raven.
R av e n g i v e s s te p b y- s te p d i R e c ti o n s
o n h ow o u R fu R Ry
c o m R ad e s ke e p
th e i R p o i s e:
1. Stretch your arms
over your head and twist
your body towards the
preferred direction you
want to spin in using the
momentum of your upper
body.
2. When landing, let your
arms guide you to roll
on your side instead of
just doing a front roll.
A tucked roll (with your
head, shoulders, and legs
tucked into your body) will
lessen the force of the
fall. This position spreads
the impact through more
parts of your body while
avoiding hitting tender
muscles and bones
like those in the hips,
This maneuver is
called peeling-out. It
isn’t exactly falling as
you would if you did a
wrong move. It’s more of
a dismount or transition
move that people who
parkour do in order to
smoothly get to one point
to the other in the safest
and most efficient
way possible.
“Peeling-out is
completely different
from bailing out from
a maneuver. Peelingout means you actually
complete a maneuver,
while bailing means
something went wrong
and you failed executing
the move,” says Raven.
“Peeling-out is the art
of falling and it came
from the martial art Judo.
And these rolling and
landing maneuvers were
incorporated by parkour.”
Without this maneuver,
people who engage in
parkour would probably
have numerous injuries
from not being able to
control their momentum.
Best
parkour
locations
“Suitable place
to do parkour?
Anywhere [legal],
just use your
imagination,” says
Raven. Constantly
practicing parkour
trains your mind
to see how you
can possibly
maneuver through
the environment
in unconventional
ways. From
vaulting off ledges
and running on
walls, the most
surprising features
of the terrain
can be used to
your advantage.
“Though, we
encourage
respecting the
authority. When
they say stop, we
stop,” says Raven.
Private properties
are usually off
limits to parkour
enthusiasts so
better ask politely
before attempting
to ledge outside
their daughter’s
bedroom terrace.
To YOLO or not to
YOLO
“A practitioner
must be a hundred
percent sure
before he makes
that jump because
even a percent of
hesitation can be
disastrous,” says
Raven. He advises
to start by “[training
at] low [heights] …
before you try out
bigger moves.” It’s
important to first
“learn the basics
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and level up at your
own pace.” Don’t
be so eager to
get better and be
intimidated by your
high-flying parkour
buddies because
that may cause
you to literally die.
Don’t worry about
learning slowly;
you’ll get there
one day, young
padawan.
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One of the most
important things
to consider when
jumping out a window
is where you’re going
to land. But most of
the time, at least in
action movies, no
one’s got time for that
shit, so the most you
can do is follow our
advice.
JumpING OuT
A wINdOw OF
AN ExpLOdING
BuILdING
RuNNING AwAY
FROm zOmBIES
Most of us have fantasies
of mowing down zombies
with a chainsaw or
machine gun. But when
the zombie apocalypse
does come (AND IT
WILL), most of us
would probably come
to terms with who we
truly are–runners. Yes,
we are runners. We tend
to run from people we
owe money from, our
responsibilities at work,
our feelings, etcetera.
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Going by our backward
emotional track record,
zombies aren’t really the
first things we want to
face head-on when we
finally grow some balls.
One notable thing
about parkour when
compared to the flashier
free-running is that
parkour is about safety
and efficiency. Freerunning incorporates a
bit more “style” into its
art. The cool videos you
see on YouTube with all
the fancy flips and vaults
through abandoned
warehouses and city
alleys are usually people
doing free-running. But
while the flashier stunts
are more in the realm of
free-running, this doesn’t
mean that parkour doesn’t
have its share of fancy
moves, too. Parkour uses
moves that are essential
in avoiding the obstacle
in front of you. These
moves draw on your
surroundings or make
up different variations of
certain moves.
When presented with
a high blockage in front of
him, fellow ninja, Mark, tells
us that the most effective
way of getting past this
obstacle would be to do
a vaulting front flip. He
starts by running towards
the two blockages. Then
he suddenly jumps and
uses the smaller blockage
to vault over the taller
one. Not only does this
maneuver provide you the
distance to gain enough
velocity needed to clear
the jump. But it also
protects your legs from
getting caught by anything
that could cause you to
wipe out like a couple of
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Mark Julius Rodelas,
the blank parkour
instructor, tells us that
to safely land on our
feet, kicking towards
the direction where
you want to land helps
with repositioning and
directing your body.
Some windows are
also smaller than your
body so bending your
knees, like in most
parkour moves, is
necessary for added
stability. One-handed
vaults are typically
used when you have
limited space and are
moving towards a
lower platform. While
it doesn’t provide
the best stability, it
is a quick and easy
maneuver to do
whenever you find
yourself in sticky
situations.
decomposing arms.
Take note, though,
that the pros and cons of
this maneuver are almost
half-and-half. While the
potential distance of the
jump is great because of
the very fast takeoff, the
landing space needed
for the jump will also be
very large. You’ll need
this space since the roll
at the end might cause
you to fall to your death
because of the excess
momentum you have left.
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The
anatomy of
comedy
OUR FAVORITE FUNNY GUYS
EXPLAIN—IN GRAPHIC TERMS—
HOW THEY PULL OFF BEING
HILARIOUS
Geebus
Labradoris
ORIGINAL
STAND-UP
Veteran
Fil-Am
comedian, Rex
Navarrete,
and GB
Labrador,
co-founder
of Comedy
Navarrete uses his Filipino accent to
portray Filipinos living in America.
One example: his punny set from SBC
Packers where he boasts about being
the best packers in the world.
“Only the audience can judge your
material; it's instant democracy."
says Labrador. “I remember Rex
giving the new comedians advice
before going on; it goes something
like: ‘Don’t suck!’’’
“When you mention stand-up,
people usually think of the
slapstick insult comedy you
find at bars,” says Navarrete.
“But we want to show that
there are different kinds of
stand-up comedy. We can be
profound or controversial…
but we [also] have the
responsibility to make [our
jokes] so funny that the
audience has no choice but
to laugh at [them]. Because
if they don’t find your comedy
funny then you’re just
preaching, and that’s just
tragic,” says Navarrete.
“Never show the
audience your fear
even if your set bombs,”
says Navarrete.“Lead
them to the next joke
and just keep powering
through. [But] you
might want to bring a
new pair of underwear
for afterwards.”
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GILBERT DAROY
Rexus Navarretus
“May conditioning
sa readers: for
something to be
funny, it must
be quick and
light. Ang hirap
na ang dami
mong gustong
ipakilalang issues
pero bawal maging
boring.”
Vladimiriun Gonzali
“Bumebenta
ngayon yung
mga patawang
may kasamang
hugot,” notes
Gonzales.
“Siguro mas
may kinalaman
siya sa instant
emotional
stimulation na
nakukuha ng
mga tao dahil sa
relatability niya.”
THE PAGE
TURNER
Vladimeir Gonzales,
University of the
Philippines professor
and author of
Intellectual Mass
Starvation, Dirty
Pop Machines vs.
Academia Nuts,
Isang Napakalaking
Kaastigan, and
A-Side B-Side
“Ratings and fan
feedback are the only
ways to know whether
what you wrote was
funny or not, “Kailangan
mo pang maghintay
nang matagal to know
their reactions.”
Alexus Callejus
“Meron namang audience yung
comedic writing pero parang may
sense of entitlement sila na kung
hindi mo sila napatawa agad,
bibitawan nila ‘yung libro mo.”
Balancing the intellectual and comedic value of a piece
can be very difficult for a Filipino writer writing in the
native tongue. “ May preconceptions yung mga tao na
kapag Filipino writing, typically seryoso. Dahil may notion
na hindi mo pwedeng pagtawanan yung problema ng
bayan,” says Gonzales.
“We do stingers and
funny faces after jokes
because some viewers
don’t even listen to the
jokes we write and just
laugh when their favorite
actors to do a funny face.
Getting your material
edited to the point that
it isn’t funny anymore is
frustrating. “Maraming
dinadaanang editing
yung isinusulat mo, at
minsan wala ka na ring
say sa execution.”
BOOB -TUBE
EXPERT
THE COMIC
COMEDIAN
Eugene “Toto”
Madayag,
creator of
Libreng
Komiks and
Kolsenter
Komiks
“Ang batayan ko ng
effectiveness ng isang
comic strip ay kung
na-achieve ang aim niya
[depending on its theme,
whether it be] drama,
comedy, or suspense.”
“Ang napapansin
kong mas nagre-react
ang mga [followers
ng webcomics ko]
sa mga topics kapag
tungkol siya sa trending
issues at the time
of the release pero
kailangang naaayon
yung sinasabi ng comic
sa opinion ng majority
ng mga mambabasa ,”
says Eugene Madayag.
“Limang beses kong
pino-proofread yung
comics bago ko
ilabas. Sa writing
lang naman ako
nagre-revise; wala na
sa illustration. Nasa
isip ko na rin kasi
ang expressions ng
characters per panel.”
He struggles to get
into the “zone.” “Ang
hirap magsimula
ng isang comic
strip kung pagod
pa ang utak mo
dahil andaming
distractions sa
paligid. But once
nalagpasan ko yun,
nakakarami ako ng
gawa.”
Tutus Madayagis
Alex Calleja of
Comedy Manila,
writer at Goin’
Bulilit and
It’s Showtime,
former host at
Usapang Lalaki
The challenge of the TV
comedian isn’t only to make
his audience laugh but to also
appease his network and critics.
“Sa Usapang Lalaki, talagang
borderline bastos kami roon pero
buti na lang inaral namin kung
paano kami hindi makakasuhan
ng MTRCB,” says Calleja. “Subtle
yung pagkamanyak ng jokes
namin–katulad ni Palakang Toti,
ang palakang palatanong. Kung
sinabi ng MTRCB na bastos daw
yun, sasabihin na lang naming,
baka marumi lang talaga utak
nila ,” says Calleja. FH M
Verge
Cabin fever
FH M
COM ICS
when the competition gets too friendly
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created a
fantastic
universe
…and how they
got us all in it
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LOUIS ARENAS
Y
ou may have felt the
collective nerdgasm in
2008, when at the end
of Iron Man, Nick Fury
appeared in what is now
famously known as a post-credits
sequence.
As Marvel Studios expanded its
cinematic universe, it brought us into
the realm of Norse gods (Thor), and
back to World War II (Captain America :
The First Avenger). Amazingly, this
made all of the interwoven stories
believable, and excitement grew with
each new movie. Characters and items
were starting to cross over: a Tony
Stark cameo here, a familiar shield
there, all leading up to the 2012 movie
that would set the bar for superhero
team-up flicks.
The Avengers not only exceeded
the expectations of comic fans, it also
proved to be a shockingly good movie.
The hits kept coming with Phase
Two of the interwoven franchise that
Hollywood now envied. Other studios
tried to mimic this formula, with results
that ranged from the terrible Amazing
Spider-Man to the execrable Man of
Steel.
Eventually, cracks in Marvel’s
perfect universe started to show. The
“flipbook” logo’s guarantee of a good
time led to a uniformity that was the
result of directors and writers
adhering to a bigger tapestry. Films
sometimes felt like build-ups to the
next tent-pole Avengers movie.
But when the formula clicked, it
still gave us an unforgettable ride.
In The Winter Soldier, the writers
upended the established cinematic
world. When Age of Ultron hit
theaters, it didn’t reach the peaks
ironman
of the first film, but it was a proper
sequel with wallpaper-perfect scenes,
high stakes, and even the loss of a
team member.
Marvel created the formula on how
to team up and combine characters.
Now it is pitting them against each
other in Captain America: Civil War.
After laying waste to New York,
Washington DC, and Sokovia, the
Avengers are forced to be regulated.
This fractures the team, with Captain
America on one side, and Iron Man on
the other.
Notably, Spider-Man makes his
Marvel debut after Sony Pictures
thankfully realized they don‘t know
how to handle a popular character and
gave him back to Marvel to creatively
manage.
As sure as there is traffic on Edsa,
the new Captain America flick will
kick ass. For hardcore fans and casual
moviegoers, it’s a golden age for
superhero movies. Like Nick Fury said,
we’ve become part of a bigger universe,
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war opens in
theaters on
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WORDS : DINZO TABAMO
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KRAKE N’S
FAVOR ItE
Invasion!
Big league gaming comes
to manila with esl one
WORDS : ASH MAHINAY
We spoke with Marlon “Lon” Marcelo,
VP for Marketing for Mineski, who
are currently co-producing the DOTA
bonanza that is ESL One Manila–it’s
the first ever international-level gaming
event to be held in Southeast Asia
and they chose us. Along with the
$250,000 (P11.9 million) pot to play for,
does that mean we’re legit now?
We’ve heard that “E-sports is
here” several times before, and
now we have the hype going on
again because of ESL One Manila.
In your opinion, is this tournament
the real “it’s here” moment at last?
I believe the hype for e-sports was
already “real” many years before. There
are local leagues that Filipino gamers
are very much aware of like the Mineski
Pro-Gaming League. What ESL One
does is mark the entrance of Philippine
e-sports into the global limelight.
ESL has the easy comparison of
“ DOTA World Cup.” How would
you describe ESL in a similar
manner?
Just like in basketaball may FIBA, may
Olympics. Lahat sila iba't ibang format
and teams pero prestigious.
There will be downers who say
“it isn't The International” or “di
pumunta lahat ng big teams.”
The answer to that would be variety,
may underdogs or regional rivalry. And
it's about the experience as well–first
time ng most e-sports fans in
the country na makakanood ng
ganito on such a grand scale.
esl
Our readers might not
(eleCtroniC
know, but you also cast
sports leaGUe)
[commentate] games for
one manila happens
Mineski, and you can act
on april 23-24 at
like a total clown while
the mall oF asia
casting. Doing so, what’s
arena
the secret?
As a caster, one of the
main things that we need to do is
communicate yung mga mahihirap na
salita or terms and dapat maka-relate
yung mga viewers mo. Sakto rin ang
mga Pinoy gamers kasi mas makukulit
sila at masayahin compared sa iba–kaya
nilang i-appreciate yung casting ko kasi
hindi always #realtalk and boring.
If you had a kid would you let him
DOTA all day in hopes of becoming
the next e-sports star?
Pwede, I'll have him practice
responsible gaming. You can game;
pero ayusin mo muna studies mo. Pag
may future talaga siya, or talagang
magaling, why not? As long as happy
siya, go ako dun. FH M
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WOMAN
WOES
How do you solve a
(feminist’s) problem
like Darna?
Female superheroes are
ravishing, sexy, strong, and,
well, super. so why aren’t
there more oF them?
Eleven years since Elektra , there
have been countless superhero flicks
featuring male superheroes, including
five Spider-Man films.
Here at home, the situation isn’t
any better.
When major studios aren’t
churning out rom-coms or kerida films,
they’re rebooting Darna for the nth
time, now with acclaimed film director
Erik Matti in the driver’s seat.
When Mars Ravelo created Darna
in the ‘50s, it quickly became an icon
of a strong, self-possessed woman.
And while Darna may be a far cry
from a demure Maria Clara, she has
become a symbol of unattainable
female perfection.
While male superheroes are
portrayed as three-dimensional
characters: struggling with 'demons,'
damaged yet are able to pull through
for the ‘greater good,' Darna’s brand of
female empowerment seems more in
line with Taylor Swift’s: she looks good
in pictures, but doesn’t really amount
to much in reality. After all, she is a
product of male writers and directors
who may or may not have put
themselves in her boots.
Are dark plots and origin
stories reserved for the men?
Darna movie
Let's hope Darna in 2016
opens in
will be a little less Wonder
theaters this
Woman-ish and a little more
Year.
Jessica Jones-ish. We'll see...
2
marian
rivera as
Darna
1
miChelle
pFeiFFer as
Catwoman
4
lYnDa Carter
as wonDer
woman
3
sCarlett
Johansson as
BlaCK wiDow
5
JenniFer
lawrenCe
as mYstiqUe
WORDS : CHIAR A CUI
Sexy
superheroes,
ranked!
SMARt
R EADS
To kill a
pendulum
two dead authors…
and the BeneFits oF
reading in diFFicult
mode
PU B
R E PORt
As a young boy, Harper
Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird
was an eye-opening and
enjoyable first taste of true
literature. But it was Umberto
Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum
that would alternately dazzle,
then defeat me, over and
over again.
While I imagined Eco was
throwing me a mountain,
other books and authors,
would soon prove it to be a
mere molehill. Take Melville.
Or Joyce. Marquez. Frantzen.
That great Everest, War and
Peace. Scaling those peaks
teaches a reader that a book
gives back only as much as
you bring into it. And books
demand much. There’s no
sense in attempting to even
climb them—unless you
reason, as mountaineers do,
because they’re there.
Sometimes, that’s the
only reason you need.
To recap the (spoiler
alert) last line of Focault's: “I
might as well stay here, wait,
and look at the hill. It’s so
beautiful.”
The end (of print) is
near…or is it?
It’s a heartbreaking fact: print
magazines have been steadily
losing readership to blogs and
webzines. But now that mobile
is where it’s at, publishers
have a renewed chance at
capturing that otherwise lost
reader market.
How, you ask? Snapchat.
At face value, Snapchat
doesn’t seem to have a
coherent intention: casual
messaging and selfdestructing ’snaps,’ which are
online only for just 24 hours.
This ephemeral approach
has taught us that it's okay to
not have everything archived
forever. There are no Likes
or Faves either, so you don’t
have to worry about what your
friends think of you.
And here’s the good
news for print purists: a
means for users to subscribe
to specific channels is
hit
DisCover anD
reaD throUGh
artiCles BY BiG
meDia Companies liKe
the wall street
JoUrnal , nat Geo,
anD Cnn.
currently in the works. While
nothing on Snapchat is
currently monetized, applying
a subscription model for
publishers is not far from
happening.
Snapchat may still be
an enigma, but once upon a
time, Twitter was like that, too.
And the app has come a long
way from being a medium for
nudes and dick photos.
With major news
publications reaching
millennials, kids may just grow
out of their mopey Tumblr gifs
and become more engaged
citizens by being in the know.
One “snap” at a time.
WORDS : LIO MANGUBAT
WORDS : ANNE MARI RONQUILLO ; WARREN ESPEJO
the Future oF puBlication is literally
happening in snaps
to Kill a
moCKinGBirD
anD FoUCaUlt’s
penDUlUm are
availaBle at seleCt
national BooKstore
BranChes.
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I DIOt
BOX
The Politics of
Games of Thrones
...is eerily similar to our
own real-liFe dilemma
Game of Thrones rolls in its sixth
season and Halalan 2016 draws near,
reminding us how strikingly similar our
reality is to the one aired on TV. After
all, Westeros and the Philippines are
kingdoms in limbo, left in the hands
of a man, who may or may not be
competent to rule a nation.
This clusterfuck of a campaign
season was over before it even began.
Between Santiago’s special brand
of crazy, Binay’s alleged corruption,
Duterte’s lack of fucks given about
what you think he thinks, Roxas’s
cringe-worthy ploys to seem relatable,
and Poe’s untested mettle, it’s slim
pickings, as usual, for the Filipinos.
At this point, Philippine politics
has become a game of ‘Who Will
Do the Least Damage’ where, at the
end of the day, there are no winners.
And unlike the people of Westeros,
there won’t be some beautiful and
benevolent leader who’ll swoop in on a
dragon to solve all our problems.
Thankfully, Filipinos have a
very short memory, so it won’t be
long until we’re complaining about
something else again. We end this
with a quote not from GoT but from a
French philosopher who said it best:
“Every nation gets the government it
deserves.”
the
pickings
For your
head oF
state, gents
and ladies
Jejomar Binay is
Joffrey Baratheon
Insufferable
head with not
much redeeming
qualities
Miriam Defensor
Santiago is Lord
Varys
Whip smart, but
with a dark alter
ego
Rodrigo Duterte is
Stannis Baratheon
An “ends justifies
the means” kind
of guy
Grace Poe is
Cersei Lannister
Wants to continue
her father’s legacy,
more of the same
kind of politics
Mar Roxas is Jorah
Mormont While his
heart may be in the
right place, he’s out
of touch and wants
it too much
WORDS : CHIAR A CUI
GoT vs
Halalan
2016
M E MORY
CAtCH E R
A different
insta-gram
A smartphone takes bigger
photos than Fujifilm’s Instax
Mini 70, but you can’t pin
those on a wall. Instax
photos also have that tactile
sensation when you show
your beloved memories
to others–way better than
scrolling through a digital
photo album.
VACAtION
GOALS
Tangible summer
memory
WORDS : ASH MAHINAY
slowing down precious time at halo
Even though we live in a twoseason country, the sunny
months seem to fly by way too
fast and we’re back in the grind
before we know it, wondering
where the heck summer
vacation went. (It’s science’s
fault. Brain science says happy
experiences slip away much
more easily than dull ones.)
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liGaYa,
anilao, BatanGas,
philippines
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FaCeBooK: halo
anilao Dive
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So what you should do
is fill this summer with new
adventures. How about
literally diving into some new
memories with your first scuba
trip? (See what we did there?)
Halo Anilao, a cool dive
resort in Batangas, is what you
need. The vibe of a dive resort
is extremely different from the
walwal atmosphere of a typical
tourist beach. It’s just right
for those weekend getaways
you take to recharge. Literally
a whole new world awaits
underwater for you. (Also,
Halo’s buffet breakfast, lunch,
and dinner are way better than
your usual siomai meal).
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WOMAN
‘What do you think?’
Natasha RiNgoR waNts you to iNteRpRet heR
dRawiNgs of cute giRls with deadly weapoNs
aNd aNdRogyNous pole-daNciNg meN
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WORDS
CHISE ALCANTAR A
Natasha’s
works
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Elves King, digital
In hindsight, it might have
not been the best idea to let
Natasha Ringor handle deadly
weapons during the shoot.
We’ve seen her artwork and
have watched enough animé to
know that you should never trust
a cute girl holding a katana . But
hey, no one from our staff got
sliced so it’s all good.
“I love drawing strong
women,” Natasha explains,
herself a strong woman, having
recently taken up pole dancing.
“Whenever I draw one, I’d
imagine her to be pretty and to
know [that she’s pretty]. And at
the same time she could also
murder you so you wouldn’t
want to mess with her. In animé
terms, you can probably call it
yandere. But I’m not promoting
violence or anything. I just love
the [apparent] discrepancy of
a pretty lady in a dress holding
a rifle.”
You’ll find many incongruous
pairings in Natasha’s life. But
her career choices, so far,
all point to her artistry. She
currently works as a graphic
designer and is a regular
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illustrator for several children’s
books available on an app called
Farfaria. At the same time, she
also dabbles in comics. Her
most recent project, a fantasy
RPG novel by Edgar Calabia
Samar, is called Janus Sílang at
ang Tiyanak ng Tábon.
Natasha loves it when the
stories she works on leave
her space to give her own
interpretation of the piece. “One
of my favorites is Cinderella
(also one of her children’s
stories) because I was able
to put my own spin on it,” she
says. “I placed the setting in the
Philippines during the colonial
era—I played with character
designs and made the prince
come from a sultanate and the
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fairy godmother a diwata .”
Most of Natasha’s friends
seem to think that her
characters look like her. But
according to Natasha, her mirror
image isn’t her inspiration at
all. “I don’t really see myself in
my art besides the fact that my
characters are long-limbed,”
she says. “It was an anime
called D.Gray-Man that really
influenced my drawing style. I
really loved the characters’ art
style with their long slender
figures and gothic England
inspired setting.”
Natasha is passionate
about drawing the androgynous,
slender, muscular characters
of D.Gray-Man because of
the questions they invite. “I
like drawing characters with
ambiguous features. I like
having people have their own
interpretations of my drawings.”
It’s this quality of Natasha’s
that opens her art to possibilities
she herself hasn’t even thought
of. And these can only be
explored by those who are
willing to answer her question:
“What do you think?”
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Everyone on your Instagram feed has
been to Japan. (So has everyone’s
mother).
The torture you endure every
time you scroll down is acute and the
images, so familiar: a really big grin
at the Gundam Statue, an emo pose
beside a cherry blossom tree, a “Look,
I’m eating ramen like it’s my first
time” face somewhere in downtown
Tokyo. You find them all cheeky—and
insensitive to the people whose idea
of saving up still involves beer and
videogames.
But, TBH, you envy these people,
don’t you? And you’ve already secretly
planned how you’re going to trump
their posts. It’s not enough, though, to
just smile wider or do more variations
on your jump shot. If you really want
to show people how to properly vacay
in the Land of the Rising Sun, don’t
stick to the tourist-y spots.
Here’s a suggestion: do Nissan’s
Nismo Festival. It’s a huge event that
demonstrates just how crazy the
Japanese are for cars.
Race queens, race gear, a pit tour,
after-market accessories, even freaking tires: the Nismo Festival, which
takes place every November at the
Fuji Speedway, has it all. There are
also races—after all, Nismo is Nissan’s
motoring division. And you can buy
a seat on a bus that’ll go around the
track while GT cars practice.
The festival is a few clicks away
from Tokyo, sure, but it’ll be worth
it. Just imagine your social media
profile photo: Your freezing ass (it’ll be
autumn, so bring appropriate attire)
with Mt. Fuji and a few awesome cars
in the background. Count the likes
that’ll bring.
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FI ESTA
Banzai ,
motorhead!
Add this to your JApAn
itinerAry
For the
complete NissaN
JapaN experieNce,
you should also
visit the Zama heritage
collectioN aNd the NissaN
headquarters, both iN
yokohama, where you
will drowN iN
awesome cars.
WORDS BRIAN ADRIAN BORLEO
30 FH M APRIL 2016
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There was always someThing
deep abouT ebe dancel; you
could hear iT in his songs.
Then we found he wenT
way deeper Than we could
probably handle, and iT goT
us Thinking...
Interview
JOHN PAULO AGUILERA
Photography
EJAY LEUNG OF MIDNIGHT BONKERS
Grooming
JANINA DIZON
Styling
DEBRA BERNALES
H
e turned restless.
why wouldn’t he have? The man just
realized there was a leak in his hip flask.
meanwhile, we were asking ourselves,
“why does this keep happening?”
in the last three times we had
seen ebe dancel perform live, he’d
always experienced a glitch onstage.
we were quite convinced we were the
harbingers of ill.
The first was during the press
conference for his recently concluded
3d: dama concert with his newfound
brothers in craft, Johnoy danao and
bullet dumas. The three were asked
to render even just a snippet of what
audiences were to expect from them
come showtime. on ebe’s turn, the
mic suddenly decided to stop working,
which prompted him to say, “hindi na
kailangan yan, tayu-tayo lang naman,
eh,” before carrying on.
That incident happened in a
coffee shop; the grander fusion 2016
happened at the mall of asia concert
grounds. There he was, emerging
onstage in rousing anticipation. with
great zeal, he opened with heneral
luna’s theme song, “hanggang wala
nang bukas.” ebe’s entrance couldn’t
have been more emphatic.
if only he was audible.
“grabe yun,” he recalls, still in
disbelief of what had happened at the
concert. “yung nasa board turned
everything off, by accident. hindi
niya sinasadya. sorry siya nang sorry
sa‘kin, sabi ko, ‘well, you know, i
played one song and then...what can i
say?’”
most recent was during 3d’s show
at conspiracy garden. not only had
ebe left his guitar at home in los
baños, laguna, but audio feedback
also gave him a hard time before he
could even play his first number.
The day of the shoot was no
different; our subject stood by the
sink, in some way flustered over
spilled precious whiskey on the
kitchen countertop, which was meant
to loosen him up.
ebe isn’t really a stranger to dead
mics, broken strings, and bad cables
in his two decade-long career. on a
personal level, he’s hit a couple of
snags himself.
he admits he had to start from
scratch when sugarfree disbanded,
going gig-less for a considerable
period of time before getting back into
circulation. and just last year, he faced
an even fatal predicament regarding
his emotional well-being—but more on
that later.
and akin to his professionalism
whenever his technical crew falters,
ebe has been the consummate optimist
when facing life’s major distractions in
that he remains unfazed and resolute,
fully aware that the show must go on.
it’s only a leaking flask, after all.
Just another glitch in the gig.
We have to say, in those nowherenear-perfect gigs, you handled the
crazy technical difficulties
pretty well.
i’ve tried not to let it affect me. kasi,
those little things, unforeseen, they
really do happen. parang nasanay na
lang siguro, dealing with it all. kasi
you always have to remember that
people pay good money to see you play,
so the last thing you want to do is mess
it up. make it worth their while, kasi
they could always go somewhere else
and see other bands, or just stay home
and watch a movie. but they chose to
see us, so dapat sulit yung experience
for them, as much as it is for me. dati
nung mas bata pa ako, i’d throw fits
onstage, and hindi siya magandang
tingnan. you try to set an example for
younger musicians that these things
really do happen. hangga’t maaari,
hold your breath, just suck it up, and
play anyway, di ba?
Recently, you decided to totally
escape the city and opt for a life
in the province, specifically in Los
Baños, Laguna. Why?
dun ako nag-high school, sa up
rural high school, but my parents
wanted me here for college. siguro
probinsyano at heart lang talaga ako.
i never really got used to the bright
lights. hanggang ngayon naku—
culture shock ako, eh. The traffic
is getting worse every day, tapos
dun sa los baños, ang dami mong
makikitang naka-bike, katulad ko.
hindi ako nagda-drive dun. i manage
a restaurant there; pag nagsara,
magba-bike ako pauwi. during my
down time, tumatakbo lang ako.
kasi safe dun—safe mag-bike, safe
tumakbo. yung mga nagba-bike dun
hindi binubusinahan, hindi pinapatabi
ng mga sasakyan.
What do you love most about your
current setup?
it’s very peaceful. simpleng buhay.
mas ideal yung setup ngayon, a lot
less complicated. walang internet,
walang cable. my electric bill was a
hundred and 59 bucks; electric fan
at ref lang. minsan magluluto ako.
ang dami mo rin kasing pwedeng
kainan dun, at saka gustung-gusto
ko yung mga pagkain sa carinderia
eh. walang katulad yun. reminds me
of my mom’s cooking, kaya siguro
ako nahuhumaling sa mga ganung
pagkain. Tapos p20, p25—magluluto
lang ako ng rice ko—meron na
akong ulam.
What is a typical Los Baños day like
for you?
i wake up at 5 a.m. first thing i do,
syempre i pray. Then, i make my
coffee, put on some music. minsan
naka-spotify lang ako, naka-discover
weekly lang, intuitive eh. all the
stuff you listen to, they take note of
it, tapos maghahanap sila ng related
material. so it’s good research, because
you get to listen to new music, from
other countries—it’s fascinating. and
then i read a book, use my data… in
the afternoon, i run, go home, take a
shower, quick dinner, tapos balik na
ako sa restaurant.
Tell us more about your restaurant.
i own a really small restaurant, it’s
called entablado, right outside the
up gate. isa sa mga gustong-gusto
kong gawin: ako ‘yung nagse-serve
ng lunch. kahit sinasabihan ako ng
staff, “sir, ako na.” hindi, gusto kong
gawin eh. may kakaibang klaseng
gratification na ihatid mo yung
pagkain sa taong gutom, na makita
mong mag-light up yung mukha
nila. sobrang babaw ko noh? pero
yun yung mga bumubuo ng araw
ko eh. i see people, yung mga mata
nila manlalaki, kasi yung pagkain
na hinihintay nila buong umaga,
dumating na. yun.
EBE DAncEL
Was your decision to flee to the
countryside connected, in any way, to
your penchant for solitude?
growing up, i didn’t have many
friends. my dad was a banker; he
kept on being assigned to different
branches. every two years lumilipat
kami, so ako lagi yung new kid.
Tapos dahil ikaw yung new kid, ikaw
ang kakausapin ng mga tao. yung
communication skills ko when i was
that young, di naman polished, so mas
nandun lang ako sa isang
sulok. but i didn’t mind it,
enjoy rin… okay mapag-isa
eh, kasi parang you’d make
up your own world. it’s a
lot more fun. madalang na
madalang ako lumabas, but
when i go out with friends, i
have a good time. it’s just that
i prefer small groups, or just
hanging out with just one
person at a time, than go to a
club, and meet new people. i’m
not that kind of guy eh.
Have you adopted your
somewhat ‘back-to-basics’
approach in lifestyle to your
musical direction?
parang ganun, kaya na-eenjoy ko yung tour ng 3d
eh. There’s no band for a
change, naririnig ko lang
yung gitara ko. Tapos, kita
mo yung tao, they’re not
swaying along, or hindi sila
nagkukwentuhan, the entire
time! pag may nagsasalita,
naririnig, hanggang umabot
sa point na mahihiya na yung
nagsasalita. yung mga nasa
labas, talagang wala kang
maririnig. pag nagbagsak ka
ng coin, magre-reverberate
sa buong place. That’s what i
love most about the tour.
We’re sure you’ve been asked
a lot—and we mean a LOT—why
Sugarfree disbanded. But when you
were mulling over your decision to
leave, did you see it turning out
this way?
wala, ano lang talaga, “out.” yun lang
talaga yung iniisip ko—the door. i
wanted to quit entirely, but i already
signed a recording. pagod, burnout.
in any profession, whether you’re
a doctor, lawyer, or musician—like
you’re a writer—at some point, you
just kind of go through burnout,
stress. so i guess i needed some
time to reassess the situation…
ngayon mas na-a-appreciate ko yung
ginagawa ko. how many people get
to do this after so many years? konti
lang eh. so blessed talaga ko. umabot
pa nga ko ng fhm eh!
An artist like you is usually viewed
as super romantic, based on your
ability to express yourself through
emotionally woven words. But what
is your outlook on love?
i don’t think i’ll ever understand the
concept of love. it’s very complicated.
There’s always someone else to
consider, and parang when you
mean so well, parang you end up
doing something bad. it’s a lot more
complicated than i thought. i used to
read about it when i was a kid. “oh,
love’s easy”—no, it’s not. it’s a lot of
work… pero sulit lagi. meron akong
sinulat na foreword sa isang libro:
‘i think the worst part
is over. although i tried
medication, instead of
relying on it, i quit, and
then i started running,
biking, and then i lost
my excess weight. i
started living a healthier
lifestyle’
‘love is like walking into the dark,
knowing you might hit a wall. but you
walk on anyway.’ it’s totally worth it,
love is always worth it. all the pain it
causes? sulit.
What is Ebe Dancel’s way of the woo?
all the girls i ever went out with,
hindi siya ligaw eh. na you’re going to
pursue someone like, “can i get your
number?” i become friends with them,
and then things just sort of happen.
parang, “ah, may gusto na pala ko
sa’yo!” “ah sh*t, may gusto
ka rin sa’kin!” and then you
know, you start going out,
and then it’s a cycle. at some
point, maghihiwalay kayo, and
then at some point, you’ll find
someone [else].
During DAMA, you opened up
about being diagnosed with
clinical depression last year.
How was it before you found
out that you had it?
i suspect i’ve always had it, kasi
medyo may parts talaga sa
buhay ko na malungkutin ako
kahit masaya yung buhay ko.
umabot sa point na meron na
akong anxiety attacks in the
morning, di ko ma-control, ‘di
ko ma-explain… and then i tried
to contain the anxiety attacks.
What was the worst part of
having depression, and how
were you able to overcome it?
dati na-ano ako, i was
paralyzed... dapat magrerecord ako ng album, hindi
matuluy-tuloy. hindi ako
makalabas ng bahay, pare.
Takot ako sa mundo. ayokong
mabuhay sa takot eh, alam mo
yun? it’s just like, i realized
some things never go away, so
you just learn to deal with stuff
better. start becoming a better
person. start dealing with the
situation. on top of all of that, i have a
very supportive family.
How are you now?
i think the worst part is over.
although i tried medication, instead
of relying on it, i quit, and then i
started running, biking, and then i
lost my excess weight. i started living
a healthier lifestyle. sinabihan kasi
ako, “if you don’t want to take your
meds, you need an alternative. what
do you want to do?” sabi ko, “i want
to sleep.” “no! don’t sleep! move!”
okay, so nag-bike ako, tumakbo ako.
i started taking solo out-of-town trips.
you know, on a whim, paggising ko.
i feel like going to the beach; buong
araw, nandun lang ako. nakahiga
lang ako sa cabana, wala kong
kausap, pinapatay ko yung phone ko.
Tahimik… i’ve met other people who’ve
had worse cases, and they were able
to overcome it. so, yun. here i am,
trying. FHM
Gent
D A T I N G
No fuss, no
‘cook’ dinner
for two
You won’t go neAR A stove. but
thAt doesn’t meAn You cAn’t
suRPRIse heR—And YouRseLf—wIth
these whIP-uPs
Words, food prep, and styling
ROSELLE MIRANDA
Photography
DAIRY DARILAG
EQUIPMENT
CHECK
STAR TE R
GAZPACHO
SOUP
WITH PARMESAN
SHAVINGS
The blender is for more
than just pureeing
“stuff.’’ With the right
ingredients, you can
impress her right from
the get-go
14 native tomatoes,
roughly chopped
3 cloves garlic, peeled
1 red onion, peeled,
quartered
1 cucumber, seeds
removed, chopped
1 large green pepper,
seeds removed, roughly
chopped
1/4 cup extra virgin olive
oil, more to serve
2 tbsp cane vinegar, or
to taste
Salt and ground black
pepper, to taste
Parmesan cheese, to
serve
Blender
Microwave
Toaster oven
TAkES 10 MINuTES
1 Reserve 1/4 cup
each of tomatoes, green
pepper, and onion.
Season with salt and
ground black pepper.
Chill until ready to serve.
2 In a blender, add half
the tomatoes, garlic, and
onion. Pulse until pureed.
Add remaining tomatoes,
then cucumber, pepper,
garlic, and onion. Process
until chunky.
3 Drizzle in olive oil as
the blender processes.
Mixture will turn creamy.
MA IN
Season with vinegar, salt
and ground black pepper.
Transfer to a container,
cover, and chill until ready
to serve.
4 When ready to serve,
taste soup and adjust
seasoning as needed.
Ladle into a large bowl.
Top with reserved
tomato mixture. Use a
vegetable peeler to shave
Parmesan cheese over
each. Drizzle with olive oil.
Serve immediately with
two spoons.
MAkES 2 SERvINgS
TAkES 10 MINuTES
ROTISSERIE
CHICKEN BREASTS
WITH MASHED POTATO,
CORN, AND GREEN PEAS
Yup, your microwave can do more than just heat up
the leftover pasta you had last night
2 large potatoes,
scrubbed clean
1/4 cup butter, softened
1/4 cup fresh milk, room
temperature
1/2 cup sweet kernel
corn, drained
1/2 cup frozen green
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MAkES 2 lARgE SERvINgS
peas, thawed
2 rotisserie chicken
breasts
Salt and ground black
pepper, to taste
1 Poke potatoes all over
with a fork. Wrap two
paper towels around
each potato. Drench
them under running
water. Place on a
microwave-safe plate,
seam side down, and
microwave on. High
for 10 minutes, turning
halfway, or until each
potato is fork tender.
Using a spoon, scoop
out the potato flesh into
a bowl. Mash with butter
and milk, and season
to taste with salt and
ground black pepper.
2 Microwave peas for
one minute, then the corn
in a microwave-safe bowl
with a little water. Lightly
mash peas with a fork.
Stir with the potatoes.
3 Heat up chicken
breasts in a toaster oven.
Slice on the diagonal,
and place on a plate. Add
mashed potatoes on the
side. Serve immediately.
fhmphilofficial
Fridge
Toss a few
jalapeños into
the blender, and
use its pickling
vinegar for some
added zing!
Gent
MA IN
3-CHEESE PESTO
CHICKEN QUESADILLA
WITH QUICK PICKLED SALAD
You can actually put good things on a slice of bread
before you throw it in the toaster oven
Q
TAkES 15 MINuTES
MAkES 2 SERvINgS
DE SS ER T
TAkES 10 MINuTES
NUTELLA
MOUSSE
MAkES 2 SERvINgS
no-cook and biceps-friendly
1/2 cup semi-sweet
chocolate chips
1/2 cup Nutella
1 pack (250 ml.)
whipping cream
1 In a microwave-safe
bowl, heat chocolate
chips for 30 seconds.
Stir, and if needed, heat
for additional 10-second
intervals until melted,
stirring in between each
YOUR DATENIGHT BATTLE
PLAN
Set aside at least an
hour to get this all
done. She'll tingle
with excitement
seeing your culinary
masterpiece that
looks like it took
you a day to whip
up!
Whisk the mousse.
this needs to chill the
longest, so get it out of
the way first.
Puree the soup. chop
up your veggies, and
get the blender going.
the longer this sits, the
better the flavor.
interval. Stir in Nutella.
Set aside.
2 In a bowl using a whisk,
whisk cream until you
get soft peaks.* Using a
spatula, gently fold in the
chocolate and Nutella
mixture into the whipped
cream. Scoop into jars or
ramekins and chill. Grate
some chocolate over
each before serving.
Prep the chicken. cut
the breasts away from
the breast bones, and
wrap in foil. Pop in the
toaster to heat up when
it's time to serve. shred
the chicken into bitesized pieces, and toss in
pesto. set aside.
Lift the whisk from the
whipped cream and
turn upside down. If
the tip of the cream
folds onto itself softly,
you’ve reached soft
peak. Don't care? Use
the blender to whip up
the cream.
Make the mash and
salad. microwave the
potatoes until tender,
then peas, and corn
until just hot. toss corn,
peas, and chickpeas
together. mix and
season, and re-heat in
the microwave when
ready to serve.
WHAT I
KNOW
ABOUT
WO M E N
Pol Medina Jr.
AS TOLd TO KHYNE L. PALUMAR ; PHOTOgR APHY: PAUL MONdOK;
ST YLINg : gENIE R ANAdA-BABISTA ; gROOMINg : ANNE CASTAÑO
Not every woman wants an elaborate
proposal. Kapag nakikita ko
yung mga elaborate proposals
ngayon, napapa-wow na lang
ako. Hindi kasi kami ganun. Nung
nag-propose ako sa asawa ko,
may anak na kami, so it was just
a matter of formalizing it. Parang
nagkasikuhan lang na “Ano, gusto
mo ba magpakasal?” “Oo ba!”
You can end up with a
woman who’s supposed
to be out of your league.
Based on experience, at
least. Sinuwerte ako sa wife
ko eh. The very first woman
na pinormahan ko nung high
school, mas matanda sa akin,
maputi at matangkad: basted
kaagad ako! Mahilig kasi ako sa
matangkad, pero hindi naman
ako katangkaran. Over the years,
natuto rin ako pumili ng mga
babae na pasok sa league ko,
but like I said, sinuwerte ako.
Pag hindi ka na
niya kinikibo,
yayain mo
siyang kumain.
kaniya-kaniyang
formula yan how
to make amends.
Pero sa amin
yan yung cue.
kung madalas
kayong mag-away,
makakabisado mo
na yung formula
kung paano kayo
magkakabati.
May mga na-meet na
akong mga babae na kahit
sundutin ka pa yata sa
mata, papatawarin mo sila.
Maraming babaeng ganun.
Sobrang charming. Kaya nilang
i-pull off. Kaya nilang maging
mas bastos at mas berde pa
sa mga lalaki ng hindi nakakaoffend.
Minsan lumalabas na sila pa
ang nanliligaw. Kasi mahiyain
ako, and I have a social anxiety
disorder, para hindi ako mareject ng babae, hinihintay ko na
magparamdam sila na may gusto
sila sa akin, tapos pag alam kong
gusto na nila ako, tsaka ko lang
sila liligawan.
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May kaibigan ako na pag nagre-reunion kami
mabibilang mo lang sa kamay kung ilan yung
hindi niya naging girlfriend, halos lahat dun
naging sila—paraplegic yun ah. Pero hindi mo
siya kakaawaan, dahil andun yung confidence
at malakas yung dating niya.
Nababaduyan yung wife ko pag
nagbibigay ako ng roses. Niregaluhan ko
siya isang beses ng painting of a bouquet,
ang biro niya “Hanggang mamatay na ba ako
niyan?”
ThaT smarTass canine from The Pugad
BaBoy series may noT know squaT
aBouT females,* BuT we’ve gleaned This
much from iTs creaTor
Pero madali rin silang mabore. Ang reklamo kasi sa’kin
dati ng mga naging girlfriends
ko at kaibigan kong babae, puro
lang daw ako drawing. Kasi may
mga barkada akong naging pari at doktor,
kumpara sa kanila wala raw akong substance.
Pero idol ko si Bruce Lee, kaya nung araw
lagi akong nagpapaganda ng katawan. Yun
lang ang panama ko kasi walang nagagawa
sa akin yung line of work ko dati kahit na
arkitekto ako, nakapagtrabaho na ako sa
Iraq, at naging copywriter din ako sa isang
advertising agency.
Gent
Fame isn’t an assurance that you’ll get
more girls. Kasi ang masakit nung naging
popular na yung Pugad Baboy, hindi na
maganda yung katawan ko. Kaya hindi ko rin
masasabing naging lapitin ako ng babae.
Pero alam kasi nating hindi lang hitsura
yung tinitingnan nila. Kasi marami kang
makikitang mag-boyfriend o mag-asawa
na hindi physically matched. Ang iisipin mo
“Ano kayang nakain nitong babae na ito?”
Kadalasan nadadala sa dating at sa yabang.
fhmphilofficial
In every relationship, dapat hindi ka
matakot makipag-away. Kasi that’s how
your resilience is tested—how you bounce
back. If you can’t handle a fight, baka
maghiwalay kayo kaagad sa first sign of
conflict. Kung ingat na ingat ka rin na hindi
kayo mag-away, magsi-simmer yung galit,
hanggang sa isang araw magiging bulkan na
lang, maghahanap na siya ng lawyer. Hindi
kagaya nung nailalabas mo kaagad, ang
hahanapin lang niya massage.
APRIL 2016 FH M 41
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S AC O B IA R IVE R I N PAM PAN GA .
It had been 20 years since the
cataclysmic eruption of a nearby volcano,
yet the aftermath was still apparent in the
barren landscape. Under the scorching
sun, everyone walked. Half the team
collected blisters along the way; the other
half nearly collapsed in exhaustion. Yet
our muse still managed to look beautiful
despite the suffering, which she had to
endure for eight endless hours.
Sam Pinto had always been the
professional model. We’d known it the first
time; we weren’t about to be disappointed
the second time.
Five years later, the same woman is
again braving the heat, only this time she
isn’t suffering. Instead, she lets the sun
kiss her skin amorously and doesn’t mind
getting sand between her toes.
She is, after all, in her natural habitat.
While it seems that she is simply
frolicking and not taking us seriously at
all, we realize that she’s actually nailing
each of the eight prepared layouts in
record time. She’s not in a hurry, no.
She’s just such a professional that she
manages to make everyone’s job easier. She
smiles genuinely, lighting up an already
blazing beach. The entire shoot is done in a
heartbeat—at least it seems like it.
“Tapos na agad?” we collectively sigh.
But that’s how pros do it: they get the job
done, efficiently without compromising
quality.
Exactly what we would expect from
Sam Pinto.
W E H E AR
YO U ’R E D O I N G
A L OT O F
S U R F I N G.
I STA R TE D
S U R F I N G F IVE
YE AR S AG O. IT
STAR TE D O UT
Wh I LE I hA D
WO R K TO D O
I N L A U N I O N.
E V E RYO N E WAS
T E LLI N G M E
TO T RY IT, A N D
I D I D— A N D I
F E LL I N LOVE
WI T h IT.
F h M F I R ST TO O K N OT I C E O F
h E R I N 2 0 1 0 , AN D Wh I LE
I N I TIA L N EG OT IAT I O N S D I D N ’T
PA N O U T, WE P U R S U E D h E R,
and eventually Sam’s first cover appearance–that
year’s July issue–would come to fruition.
Sam admits that first time was “a big risk”
for both parties.
“Hello? I’m not the typical sexy [star]; I’m
so payat in reality. I don’t have boobs nor [a]
butt,” Sam says. “So parang we all took a chance
together. ‘Okay, maybe this would work,’ and it
actually did work. And [I got] so much exposure
from you guys, so thank you so much, I love
you all!”
Not only did her dalliance with an old
mansion work, it also signalled a new phase for
her and the magazine. The exposure translated
to her becoming one of the most bankable
celebrities at that time, the continuous flow
of projects paving the way for her rise to the
industry’s upper ranks.
As for FHM, that first Sam Pinto cover
was a glimpse of the aesthetic direction the
magazine would eventually take several years
later. Basically, when Sam said, “Yes,” she was
actually ahead of her time.
Sam, back then, didn’t come from the usual
cover girl mold—she wasn’t a bombshell.
Instead, she was a curious mix of unreachable
supermodel and amiable girlfriend material.
Who knew that that unlikely combination would
carve a path to being named the country’s
sexiest for two consecutive years?
That sophisticated look would serve as a
template for the magazine’s current rebrand:
same old sexy with an unmistakable air of class.
This month, not only is Sam back to remind us
of what we have been missing out on the past
five years; she is also among the frontline muses
to usher in the new FHM era.
By the looks of things, it’s like she
never left.
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right beside a half-finished construction
site. It’s still nine in the morning, but
almost everyone had to scamper for shade
upon arriving at the shoot location.
Sam, being the beachbody that she is,
was the first one to explore the familiar
environment. Doc Marlon Pecjo followed
suit and helped himself to a few test shots.
The glorious reunion wasn’t even
supposed to happen.
Sam recalls a conversation she had
recently with a friend about posing again
for FHM.
“I was like, ‘No, no, no. I’m done with
the whole sexy thing,’” Sam says. “Because
I didn’t know that you guys were going to
reformat that time. I was like, ‘No, no, no,
I’m okay na. I think I’m done.’”
It isn’t the first time Sam said no to
such opportunities. A few years ago,
she came to a point where she shunned
projects left and right because she had
simply reached a state of burnout. In fact,
this magazine appearance is one of her
first major efforts after a much-needed
respite.
“It was a good break for me kasi parang
napagod din ako; this is just like a restart.
At least now that I’m doing so many
things, I’m fresh again. Parang, ‘Okay, I
want to do this again.’”
These days, among the things Sam
busies herself with is Sirena Swimwear,
an online bikini store she put up with
friend Erika Hocson. One could envy
her for having the luxury of being able
to incorporate everything that she loves
and make money off of it. Although
it’s also worth noting that she had
formal schooling before entering this
entrepreneurial venture, having taken up
fashion design in college.
“I’d been wearing all these other brands
that don’t fit properly, or it wasn’t really
what I wanted, so I said, ‘Okay, I should
make my own and share it to the whole
world,’” Sam says, adding that she is quite
hands-on when it comes to the designing
process, and even goes abroad to purchase
material herself.
On their first collection, she laughingly
admits that she just did what floated her
boat, working on her own fit.
“’Cause that’s what I know how to do,”
Sam explains. “Many people are asking,
‘Why don’t you make [clothes] for people
who are plus-size, or with different body
types?’ I have to study what looks good on
them first. Mamaya, gawa lang ako nang
gawa, yun pala hindi bagay.”
It was also during her long break that
she discovered her love for the beach, and
not surprisingly, her current passion for
surfing. “[I got] to the level of falling in
love with Baler that I bought a piece of
property there,” Sam says. She plans to
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IF IT IS TRULY OVER FOR MANNY PACQUIAO IN THE ARENA OF BOXING, THEN HISTORY IS WELL ON HIS SIDE
THE END OF HIS ROAD. IN FACT, HE’S JUST BEGINNING—ONLY, THERE IS N
A
C
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E. HE IS LEGEND. BUT FOR ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT HE ALREADY IS AND PLANS TO BE, HE IS FAR FROM
NO HIGHLIGHT REEL JUST YET. WHAT WILL PACQUIAO MEAN TO US NOW?
A
fter 21 years, 419 rounds
spread over 65 professional
fights, Emmanuel ‘Manny’
Pacquiao is promising to
archive the gloves for good after his April
9 welterweight showdown with American
Tim Bradley, Jr. in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Win or lose, Pacquiao is telling everyone
that the time has come for him to close
the book on boxing and embark on a
new journey.
Pacquiao’s boxing story, of course, is
a stand-alone bestseller. To capture his
journey in one breath, he went from the
doghouse to the penthouse. Born in dirt
poverty in Kibawe, Bukidnon, he set foot
in Manila as a scrawny teenager looking
to peddle his fistic talent. To survive the
tough streets, he took on various odd jobs
which included selling stolen cigarettes.
Pacquiao turned pro in 1995 and
won his first 11 fights. But disaster struck
in his 12th paid contest in February 1996.
In that one, he showed up overweight and
walked into a thunderous counterpunch
from countryman Rustico Torrecampo.
Pacquiao was knocked out cold in the
third round. The humiliation plunged him
into a depression so deep that he thought
of quitting the fight game and becoming
a full-time construction worker. With
few lucrative options, though, he meekly
returned to the squared circle two months
after the crushing loss to Torrecampo.
Conditioning and disciplinary issues
plagued Pacquiao’s early years in pro
boxing. He won his first world title in
December 1998 when he stopped
Thailand’s Chatchai Sasakul for the
World Boxing Council (WBC) flyweight
title. But a year later, he was stripped of
the crown when he failed to meet the
112 lbs flyweight limit in a title defense
against Thai Medgoen Singsurat. A
visibly drained Pacquiao succumbed to
Medgoen’s vicious body blows in just
three rounds.
With Pacquiao becoming too much
of a headcase for local trainers, the
fighter’s handlers went overseas and
sought the services of a foreign coach.
They found one in American Freddie
‘Choir Boy’ Roach, a former boxer who
had learned his training techniques from
Hall of Fame trainer Eddie Futch. The
first time Pacquiao and Roach worked
out, it was love at first punch. It was
Roach who would mold the clay that was
Pacquiao into a certified world-beater.
Pacquiao returned to championship
form in June 2001 when, as a last-minute
substitute, he bamboozled South African
Lehlo Ledwaba in six rounds for the
International Boxing Federation (IBF)
junior featherweight division. Beating
Ledwaba gave Pacquiao his second
division world title, but he and Roach
were just warming up.
Pacquiao captured six more division
titles, leaving a trail of high-profile victims
(Marco Antonio Barrera, Erik Morales,
Juan Manuel Marquez, Oscar De La
Hoya, Ricky Hatton and Miguel Cotto,
to name a few). Pacquiao became
an international star when he moved
up in weight and disfigured Oscar
De La Hoya’s face in a stoppage win
in December 2008. When Pacquiao
outboxed Mexican Antonio Margarito
in November 2010 for the WBC junior
middleweight diadem, he set a new
record in pro boxing by clinching his
eighth division world title.
Overall, Pacquiao won world titles
in these divisions: flyweight (112
pounds), junior featherweight (122 lbs),
junior lightweight (130 lbs), lightweight
(135 lbs), junior welterweight (140
lbs), welterweight (147 lbs) and junior
middleweight (154 lbs). Needless
to say (but we will say it, still), this
feat is unprecedented in the sport’s
history. Then again, not a few are quick
to point out the International Boxing
Organization (IBO) junior welterweight
crown Pacquiao won from Hatton in
May 2009 was a fringe title, the IBO not
being in the same level as the generallyrecognized WBC, WBA (World Boxing
Association), IBF, and WBO (World
Boxing Organization) organizations.
There is also the argument that
Pacquiao won some of his world titles
by asking the defending champions
to meet him at a compromised weight
(“catch weights” in boxing lingo). For
instance, when Puerto Rican Miguel
Cotto defended his WBO welterweight
crown against Pacquiao in November
2009, he agreed to the catch weight
of 145 pounds when he could have
weighed in at 147 pounds, the maximum
for a welterweight. When Margarito
battled Pacquiao in 2010 for the WBC
junior middleweight title, the Mexican
agreed to check in at only 150 pounds
when he could have weighed in at the
maximum 154 pounds. It was like David
consenting to a fight with Goliath, albeit
on the condition that the latter would
shed weight. In the minds of many,
these concessions Pacquiao received
cheapened his claim to the world titles.
At his peak, though, there is no
denying that Pacquiao was one of the
most exciting fighters ever to grace
the punch-for-pay business. He was
a merciless slugger whose powerful
punches registered on the Richter
scale. As he grew older and moved
up in weight, Pacquiao improvised by
adding a few boxing techniques to his
repertoire. Thus, when Pacquiao was not
knocking out the smaller Ricky Hatton
with one punch, he was outsmarting the
bigger Margarito.
No one can say how many more
mountains Pacquiao could have
conquered had he not lost his way in
the messy world of politics, religion, and
show business (with some basketball
coaching on the side). Immersed in
various extra-curricular activities that ate
up his training hours, Pacquiao started
losing his focus on the sport. The result?
He has not scored another knockout
win after stopping Cotto in 2009, was
outpointed by Bradley, Jr. in June 2012,
and was viciously knocked out in six
rounds by rival Juan Manuel Marquez in
December 2012.
Pacquiao bounced back from the
numbing loss to Marquez by regaining
the WBO welterweight title from
Bradley, Jr. in April 2014. Still, fight fans
were quick to note the diminished killer
instinct and concentration. It did not
get any better for Pacquiao when he
kept from the media a shoulder injury in
his mega fight with Floyd Mayweather,
Jr., where he lost by decision in their
highly-awaited showdown in May 2015.
Several fight fans have since filed
lawsuits against Pacquiao in the United
States on the argument that they were
gypped into betting on the Filipino.
Sadly, Pacquiao’s career, as it
comes to its last stop, is riddled with
controversy. Early this year, he drew a lot
of flak following a statement he issued
in a televised interview where he likened
a lesbian/gay physical relationship to
something worse than animals. Almost
immediately, the world collapsed on
Pacquiao. Even Hollywood celebrities
fired back with equally acerbic words.
Pacquiao lost two million followers on
Twitter that week and even the most
respected sporting publications in the
world rebuked him. Nike, easily the
world’s most famous sports apparel
group, dropped Pacquiao as one of their
prized endorsers.
Pacquiao has since apologized for
his words and is working on redeeming
himself. He is running for the Senate in
the May elections and has promised to
completely devote his time to legislative
work if elected. Then again, he also
spoke of possibly extending his boxing
career by taking part in the 2016 Rio
Olympics where pro boxers have been
given the green-light to compete. The
Philippines has yet to win an Olympic
gold medal.
And then there are the lingering
rumors of a possible rematch with
Mayweather, Jr. Pacquiao has
admitted that he wants another shot
at Mayweather, Jr. It will be interesting
to see how this second fight—if it ever
happens—will be different from the first.
The story of Pacquiao reads like
a fairy tale and the only thing lacking
is the happily-ever-after ending. And
there lies the problem: As things stand,
it appears that Pacquiao has no idea
how to conclude his boxing career as
he continues to use it as a platform to
expand his other endeavors. The manner
by which the fight with Bradley, Jr. was
scheduled (falling on a national holiday,
Araw ng Kagitingan) was clearly meant
to be part of Pacquiao’s senatorial
campaign. But then, he goes on to botch
everything with his anti-gay slur. For a
guy who dreams of becoming president
one day, Pacquiao still lacks the political
acumen to handle sensitive issues. Still,
not a few believe that the immense
popularity he enjoys with the masses
might just land him a seat in the Senate,
and, perhaps, the presidency.
In appraising Pacquiao’s boxing
career, fans will surely regret the
competitive years he lost when he
turned to politics, basketball, and
show business while still on top of
his game. The ring cognoscenti will
debate down the road whether a totally
focused Pacquiao would have avoided
the catastrophic loss to Marquez and
produced a more spirited, if not winning,
performance against Mayweather, Jr.
Pacquiao will likely be in everybody’s
Top 10 list of all-time greats, but the
losses to Marquez and Mayweather,
Jr., once factored in, will account for
negative points. He even stands to be
accused, down the road, of just taking
and running away with the moolah
against Mayweather, Jr.
Pacquiao has worn so many hats
that it’s quite difficult to define his legacy.
He’s blurred it by trying to do so many
things at the same time. That said, with
the limited time he has left in the ring, he
still has a chance to get his act together.
Here’s to him coming up with an ending
worthy of a real hero, be it as a champion
boxer or as a human being.
—Atty. Ed C. Tolentino
Ed C. Tolentino has been a sportswriter since
1987. He has penned articles for several
publications, including the Phil. Daily Inquirer
and Manila Bulletin. At present he is a sports
columnist for Manila Times and Spin.ph
and also the resident sports analyst/boxing
commentator for ABS-CBN.
PACQUIAO’S LAST FIGHT
CONNECTIONS
We all know the title the
”People’s Champ” isn't
just for show; Pacquiao’s
gone through eight weight
divisions and has become
a boxing champion in all
of them. Sadly, he wasn’t
content with just being the
king of the ring and has
been known to dabble in
other scenes that “interest”
him. Here’s a list of the
people he’s been involved
with through Manny's
ventures in and out of the
boxing ring.
JIMMY
KIMMEL
Bieber
hater
WILL
FERREL
BUBOY
FERNANDEZ
TV Enemies
The Other Guys
Wagered
250,000 on
MayweatherPacquiao
MATT
DAMON
FREDDIE
ROACH
Looka-like
JUSTIN
BIEBER
MARK
WAHLBERG
FLOYD
MAYWEATHER
MICHAEL
YAMSON
Lovers
MANNY PACQUIAO'S
P U N C H LI S T
MOMMY D
PANELS
CHISE ALCANTARA
AEUS REYES
CECILE JUSI-BALTASAR
PONG CASTILLO
Dele Desierto – W (TKO) 7/1/1995
THE RECORD
W: 57 KO/TKO: 38 L: 6 D:2
Edmund Enting Ignacio – W (UD) 1/25/1995
Ippo Gala – W (TKO) 7/27/1996
DAN HILL
Original
“Sometimes
When We
Touch” singer
Withdrew its
endorsement to
Pacquiao because
of his anti-gay
statement
NIKE
Show me
the Manny
Former owner
of beverly
hills mansion
MARIAN
RIVERA
KRISTA
RANILLO
Darna and
Ding
SEAN P.
DIDDY
COMBS
Kid Kulafu
ROBERT
“BUBOY”
VILLAR
BOY
ABUNDA
BEA
ALONZO
Husband and wife to
Pacquiao: The Movie
JINKEE
PACQUIAO
Wife
GUIDE
JERICHO
ROSALES
Direct connection
Indirect connection
Enemies
BEST FIGHTS
Lehlo Ledwaba
After six years of fighting
mostly on Philippine soil
(with a few bouts around
Asia), Manny finally got
his break against then
IBF Super Bantamweight
champion, Lehlo Ledwaba.
Given only two weeks
to prepare, Manny and
his new trainer, Freddie
Roach, shined in his
American debut, defeating
the champ via TKO.
Marco Antonio Barrera
Marco Antonio Barrera
was already a legend
when a young Manny
faced him in 2003. That
didn’t deter Pac-Man,
winning the fight in 11
rounds, and starting his
road to being the most
hated man in Mexico.
Erik Morales
Looking to avenge his
loss to Erik Morales, the
two squared off again
in Las Vegas in what is
one of the best fighting
displays that Manny has
ever shown. The fight
ended via TKO in the 10th
round, knocking down the
streel-jawed Mexican for
the first time in his career.
Lehlo Ledwaba – W (TKO) 6/23/2001
Todd Makelim – W (TKO) 2/20/1999
Juan Manuel Marquez
After their first fight ended
in a controversial draw,
Manny would clash with
Marquez once again in
an epic slugfest that saw
Pacquiao winning his
fourth title in as many
divisions. They would
eventually fight two more
times with the last one
ending in an unfortunate
knockout for our
‘Pambansang Kamao.’
Erik Morales – L (UD) 3/19/2005
Oscar De La Hoya – W (RTD) 12/6/2008
Ricky Hatton
It was in the late 2000’s
that Manny would be in
his prime. Stringing victory
after victory during that
era, none would be as
decisive as his 2nd round
knockout of Ricky Hatton.
Hatton wanted to take the
fight to Manny, a mistake
that would put him on the
wrong end of The Ring
Magazine’s KO of the Year
in 2009.
Juan Manuel Marquez – L (KO) 12/8/2012
Floyd Mayweather Jr. – L (UD) 5/2/2015
PACQUIAO’S LAST FIGHT
H O N . R E P. E MMA N U E L
“ MA N N Y” PAC Q U I AO
HIS POLITICS, LISTED
Bell 206
$604,000
15 0 O F
6 00
Beverly Hills Mansion
housing units he gave
away to the homeless in
Maasim town, Saranggani
as Congressman in
February 2016
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MANNY’S ASSETS
The second highest-paid athlete in the world. That’s who Manny Pacquiao was
in 2015, according to Forbes. Last year, he earned $160 million, with $12 million of
that coming only from endorsements. (He’s now worth a cool $250 million, says
www.TheRichest.com/Boxrec.) Manny’s income would be a tad lower now that Nike
has dropped him from their roster of high-profile endorsers. But Manny’s not exactly
groveling in the dirt because of it. He’s buoyed up by this smorgasboard of (just some
of his) assets and endorsements:
Rep. Pacquiao’s attendance to
congress meetings during his first
term in 2012-2013
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Rep. Pacquiao’s
attendance to congress
meetings in 2015, during
which he was training for his
bout with Floyd Mayweather Jr.
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BILLS
Biñan Mansion
A Beverly Hills
mansion worth
P500 million
($11.21 million),
which he
bought from
Hollywood gal
Jennifer Lopez
just last month.
A mansion each
in Binan, Laguna
and General
General Santos Mansion
Santos, Sarangani
island.
His wala-ka-salolo-ko wheels
collection:
a Lincoln
Navigator (P2.9
million), a 2006
Mercedes
Benz SL 550
(P3.9 million),
and (what Floyd
Mercedes Benz SL 550
Mayweather has
two of) a Ferrari
458 Italia (P11.8
million)
A Bell 206
helicopter
A gas station, a
water-refilling
station, and a
dermatology
clinic,
among other
businesses
Endorsements
with Footlocker,
Technomarine,
Nestle, Sony,
Hennessy,
Monster Energy,
Harry Reid,
Rexona, EastWest
bank
budget from his own
pocket used for Pacman
Village as of 2015
ALMOST ONE MILLION
Twitter followers Pacman
lost after his snarky remarks
about the LGBT community,
marking them as “creatures
worse than beasts”
HOUSE BILL NO.
3590
a bill Rep. Pacquiao is
pressing for expectant
mothers to have 180
days or six months of paid
maternity leave
$6.7
MILLION
funds his own pocket
which will be used
to build a worship
house in General
Santos City, three
years after converting
from being a Roman
Catholic to an
evangelical Christian
Lit: impressive, on point
THE HUNT FOR THE MAN
SHOE
WITH THE MOST LIT*
GAME
THIS SIDE OF
SNEAKERTOWN
Words
WHEN EVERYONE IS PACKING HEAT
ON THEIR FEET, CAN THERE STILL
BE THE ONE WITH THE PAIRS TO
RULE THEM ALL?
ASH MAHiNAY
WITH AddITIoNAL
rEPorTs BY
BENJiE GANA
oPENING PHoTo
JAYSON LLAVORE OF
SNEAKERAZZi PH
PHoToGr APHY
PAUL MONDOK
SNEAKERHEAD
What is a sneakerhead? Basically, a person very into sneakers. A ‘head
may not necessarily have a lot of shoes, but his thirst for them will
border on obssession (he may physically harm you if you step on his
kicks on purpose). He’s also always building–both his collection and his
knowledge of what’s good–because the more you know and the more
you acquire, the higher you get on the totem pole of the “Shoe Game.”
On a macro scale, The Game is an ecosystem of brands, brand
allegiances, resellers, scams, hypebeasts, haters, groups, and, of course,
collectors. At the basic level, it also refers to a sneakerhead’s total
package–does he have the rares? The knowledge to spot a fake? The
taste to separate himself from
trend sheep?
tRiPLE wHitE
But when everyone is shod in
fancy manufacturer talk
gleaming, high-tech wonders of
referring to a whiteout/all
footwear, how does one ascend
white color scheme
the pearly Triple White towers
of The Game and become the
number one? We’ll just cut to the
DROP
bullshit: Who has the wickedest
a shoe release date
shoe game in the land?
THE CENTERPIECE OF
THE
GAME
Let’s ground the search by first
assigning a shoe that we can
use as a sort of Big Mac Index
(a way to measure purchasing
power between two currencies,
used by business magazine The
Economist) when comparing
‘heads.
The adidas Yeezy Boost fits
the bill, as it is the current poster
boy of sneaker hype worldwide.
It’s not exactly ubiquitous, but if
you’re aiming high and want a
StAN SMitHS
an old-school
adidas model that is
immensely popular
right now, especially
with women
RED OctOBERS
a Nike Yeezy that made
people go insane because it
was released after Kanye left
the brand
HYPE
demand that escalates an
otherwise normal retail shoe
into something hard to find
piece of Kanye West’s mad (marketing) genius, at least adidas actually
releases them locally. The catch is that each drop is very limited–once,
it was 50; another time, a mere16. You also need to get lucky with a
raffle to even get the chance to buy it. But you might as well take your
chances. Because grabbing one for the retail price of around P11,000
is a steal compared to the P40,000-P100,000 or more (depending on
specific model) that resellers will be asking for afterwards.
So let’s say you’re feeling pretty liquid and don’t mind shelling out–
can you just walk up to your neighborhood reseller and demand for
the kicks? According to IG reseller @KickerSpaniel, who specializes in
tracking down rare models but has also sold over 3,000 pairs of Stan
Smiths on the side, “It’s not hard at all, as long as [the buyer] is willing
to pay the resell price.”
Another seller, @carlohua–who once borrowed $4,000 to buy a
pair of Red Octobers only to flip them for $4,500 on the same day–
concurs. “If you wanted to pay market price, I could find it instantly.”
They don’t have any bones about where you come from as well.
“As long as the buyer has money, I’m in business. But if he sounds
suspicious, I won’t deal,” Hua says. Kickerspaniel is not picky, either, but,
“Newbies, of course, are always shocked at prices of heat pairs, but
they also tend to start with hype shoes that are more widely available.”
According to Martin David, the man behind sneaker culture blog
Sole Movement, “I think it’s easier in general now. Whether you’re in the
Philippines or not, there is a way to get a pair. You just have to be more
diligent about it.” It wasn’t always this easy, though. “Five, ten, twenty
years ago…there [were] only a few [pairs] made of a certain shoe and
the brands weren’t planning for that to really blow up–it was more of a
hunt.” (David also owns a pair of Yeezys, by the way.)
WHO
OWNS THE THRONE?
Having covered the scene for a long time, we also asked David if he can
say who the MVP, the GOAT, the final word is of sneakers in the country.
“That’s one of the hardest questions to answer. I can never put one
person there because you classify the type of sneakers they wear… It’s
a personal thing … my collection or my preferences may be different
from yours so it never is just one person,” David says.
However, David does drop two sides to consider. “There are a lot
HEAt
a rare, coveted, and
often limited shoe
The adidas Yeezy Boost 350 in
the original launch colorway
The goods at OG Archived
of people who are not in the public eye and have great collections–
and some of them may not want to be publicized. But in terms of the
commercial side, Bigboy Cheng has a really nice collection.”
For the private side, we do a bit of needling and David floats the
name Team LMS—regulars on the NikeTalk forums, a.k.a. a renowned
online meeting spot where ‘heads talked passionately about shoes,
even before the days of Facebook groups. “These guys, their collections
are all badass. Serious collectors who go about their daily lives—they
don’t really stunt.” (LMS is also an acronym for Last Man Standing.)
Old-timer shadowy forum members sound properly hardcore. So
we meet them at a new store that a couple of their members recently
put up: OG Archived, near Tambo, Quirino Avenue in Parañaque. To our
neophyte minds, the out-of-the-way location totally had connotations of
“so hidden, so exclusive” and “only for people who know!”
Last Man Standing—could it be a homage to the practice of
standing in line for releases? Were they grizzled, borderline fanatical,
dudes who camped out on sidewalks for shoes?
LMS member Mackie Correa debunks that image. “It started around
2008; just a bunch of guys hanging out. It was just the five of us
standing, still drinking around 5 a.m., so we called it Last Man Standing.
It was just about that, nothing about shoes.”
Accompanying Correa are fellow LMS members Igie Ignacio and
Mark Reyta. We talk prized possessions and Ignacio points out he is
actually wearing his personal grail Air Jordan Black Toes–straight outta
1985. An entire wall of more unobtanium ’80s Jordans is behind us,
and an Eminem-autographed and worn Jordan occupies a prominent
position near the front of the store. Meanwhile, a lineup of gratuitously
priced Yeezys sits on a top shelf, almost forlornly.
Reyta explains: “We just wanna bring a different vibe to the
country, you know; show what we’re all about.” Putting Kanye’s prized
footwarmers away from the limelight shows that sneakerheads can
aspire to master totally different genres.
Do they have an idea of who The Man is?
“I know the older dudes but I’m not sure what they have. I’m not sure
how deep [their cache is]. Before, you only see the collection of other
people through what they’re wearing. It wasn’t like, ‘O, you post your
collection,’” Correa says. Team LMS is what you would refer to in street
parlance as “low key.” Unassuming, humble, real, but they’ll still break
your neck with the good shit if you come across them.
You’re losing votes in the MVP race, though, if the masses haven’t
heard of you. So let’s take a look at the opposite end of the spectrum.
If we’re talking presence, there is definitely a name that burns brightly,
hyped up by its followers by the tens of thousands, and also the heat of
a million flame wars.
MR.
SOLE SLAM
“I would like to mention other names, but in all honesty, it would be me.
I’m not gonna lie to you, a lot of people might disagree, but most would
agree it’s me. They usually call me the godfather of the sneaker game in
An Eminem-worn limited edition Jordan
StUNtiNG
to show off, prove you
have a bigger dick than
the other guy
GRAiL
a sneakerhead’s
ultimate desire, unique
to every person
FLAME wARS
a fight in the comments
section, the favorite
pastime of the Facebookwith-free-data crowd
wiSE MAN
Tywin Lannister lelz
OG
Original Gangster, a term
used in rap/gang culture to
refer to a respected elder
FUccBOi
derogatory term referring
to those who blindly follow
trends/Kanye. Often used
by non-scene people to
describe its members
the Philippines.”
That is what Antonio Aguirre,
Jr. declares when asked who’s
at the top of The Game. It’s
not the Pinoy way to make
unequivocal statements like that.
But when you put up Sole Slam
Philippines, which has grown
from a sneaker convention in
2011 to the “street culture
cultivator” juggernaut it is today,
you’re probably entitled to a little
hubris.
A wise man once said,
“Any man who must say, ‘I am
the king’ is no true king.” So let’s
qualify Aguirre’s statement a bit
more. “I launched the modern
scene and someone will say, ‘I’ve
done that before.’ [But] ‘where’s
the proof you’ve done what I’ve
done?’ Ask anyone; no one has
done the game bigger than Sole
Slam.
“When you speak the truth,
people feel like, ‘ow! Tinatamaan
ako.’ It’s also part of crab
mentality. Five years ago, I wasn’t
anyone. I was just a normal guy.
I would post on FB–anything I
wanted to say–and no one would
care. Now I have to be careful
because it’s a responsibility,” says
Aguirre.
That #realtalk moment about
being nobody probably just
gave raging hard-ons and flame
ammunition to Aguirre’s many
detractors, but as Team LMS’s
Mark Reyta acknowledges, “You
can’t knock his hustle.”
Aguirre has all the Yeezys,
though. Does he also have so
much heat that he can stunt
any other sneakerhead into
submission?
“It’s not how many pairs I
have,” he says. “I mean, there
are a lot more that have more
than me. Like Edouard. He’s my
mentor, and he’s a purist when
it comes to sneakers. But he did
not put it out on the mainstream.
I would be an OG of the new era.
This is a time where sneakers
are mainstream and the purists
cannot do anything about it anymore.”
A sneakerhead who can bridge the gap between the new and OG,
who earns the respect of eager young fuccbois and old-school shadow
masters alike—maybe that’s the guy we can call GOAT. Edouard sounds
like the Qui Gon Jinn of the scene, the source to anoint a Chosen One
and explain this whole concept of being “OG.” We seek him out.
There's
always a bigger fish”
Edouard precedes everyone in this story thus far. His rap sheet is proof:
He has more than 2,000 pairs of sneakers, collected in a span of over
20 years. He co-owns the clothing label PROGRESS® and he’s the
editor in chief of CLAVEL, a local street culture magazine. Edouard is
wearing plain green Chuck Taylor All Stars. They look like the Chucks
you can buy in a store but are actually Japan-only joints–that’s, like,
being low-key and stunting at the same time.
When we apply our Yeezy Index to him, his story with the shoe
SNEAKERHEAD
goes like this: “Komportable
yung Yeezy. Nung may sprain
ako (na naging kasing laki ng
patola paa ko], may nagsabi
sa akin na ang Boost na
available sa size 13, Yeezy lang.
Eh, swerte sa raffle…nung
nakuha ko yung sapatos, nung
sinuot ko, sobrang komportable.
Imbes na masaktan ako sa
paghakbang, nakapaglakad ako
ng maginhawa, magically...Yeezy
Boost, malambot siya.”
In CLAVEL, Edouard once
featured a collector known as
Bossing or, as they referred to
BOOSt
him, the “Six Million Peso Man.”
adidas sole technology, widely
Bossing was also name-dropped
regarded to be the comfiest in
the game right now
by Sole Movement’s Martin David
and Team LMS as a legend, so
we “legit-checked” him.
DEADStOcK/DS
Is Bossing really a legend?
never worn, never even
“Oo. Pero yung pinaka-legendary?
tried on. The most
Hindi. Ang nakita ko dun sa
desirable condition of a
collection niya, halos lahat mga
shoe right now
basketball shoes. Pero si Bigs
(Bigboy), noong panahon na
yun, diverse na. Parang ako. At
VNDS
tsaka sa panahon na yun, sa
Very Near Dead Stock,
worn maybe once or twice
pagkakatanda ko, mas marami
akong sapatos sa kanilang lahat,”
VVVVVVVVVNDS
Edouard says. We believe him
when you’re grasping
just because Bossing is in his
to pass off your used
magazine in the first place–and
shoes as “fresh”
that he used the most hyped
kicks in the world as rehab shoes.
FAM
People listen to Edouard’s
your bro, a friend
stories because he is also an
OG. What is this arcane concept
of OG?
DJ KHALED
“[He] must be original,
or “DJ KHALEEEED,”
older, and wiser than the rest,”
American music personality
says Edouard. “Dahil buhay pa
known for having a massive
rin pagkatapos ng mahabang
shoe collection (and getting
panahon at pagkatapos ng lahat
lost at sea once)
ng hirap, ibig sabihin, crafty
siya at alam yung pasikutStAN
sikot. Dapat kilala siya ng mga
superfan, named after
sikat na nasa loob ng kultura.
the crazy dude from
Dapat may impluwensiya sa
Eminem’s popular track
mga nangyayari.” OGs are the
Master Splinters, the Jor-Els, the
Professor Xaviers of a culture.
cRUMBLY MiDSOLES
“Pero may mga OG din
a common cause of death
for shoes that haven’t been
dati pa, 1980s pa lang, meron
worn for a very long time
na. Sila yung mga nagdala ng
sapatos dito galing sa ibang
bansa para mapansin. Wala
SHADE
pa kasing Internet noon. Hindi
a diss
naman talaga sa atin galing ang
sneaker culture. Lahat sa bawat
batch, may gustong mag-stand
out. Tapos susundan siya ng mga batchmates niya. Kaya kung papalarin
sila, at dadami sila, lalawak. May posibilidad na pag-umpisahan sila ng
kultura sa lugar nila. Sa lugar nila, sila yung OG…OG’s make the cult
legit if they are legit. Lucky for the kids here in the Philippines, there are
lots of us who are OG.”
And when it comes to The OG, “Kung tatanungin mo ako kung sino
yung nasa utak ko, wala ng iba kung hindi ako,” Edouard says, with his
Dracula laugh. “I am a fucking old boy!” All others are VNDS next to
Edouard. Maybe even VVVVVVVNDS, but only the man himself is
deadstock.
Some of Bigs’s highlights: Ronnie Fieg (sneaker god) specials,
customs with his name on it, and shoes from “2015”
Talking to Edouard kind of feels like meeting a final boss–or the
Illuminati. Before popping the big question, we were ready for him to
say, “It’s me, fam.” But instead he comes out with the blessing we’ve
been searching for.
“Ang top sneakerhead, dapat may taste. Dapat may malawak siyang
kaalaman sa mga binibili niya. Dapat marami siyang pambili–yung
sarili niyang pera, hindi galing sa nanay. Mas maigi kung magaling sa
pormahan, yung magaling manamit. Piyesado. At higit sa lahat, dapat
masaya siya sa ginagawa niya. I declare Bigboy Cheng as the top
sneakerhead of 2016 here in the Philippines. He definitely looks very
happy with what he’s doing for the culture. He is my choice.”
THE
GOAT
Bigboy Cheng (whose family owns Uratex foam) created high-end toy
store Secret Fresh and the entire RONAC Art Center–that mecca of
street culture along Ortigas Avenue–that houses it. He has more shoes
than hairs on your head. But he’s also the easiest person to talk to. He’ll
let you touch and pick up any pair in his massive shoe collection.
We ask him who he thinks is an idol of The Game. He mentions
a name, a new name, a collector we haven’t heard mentioned so far.
(Edouard is his other idol) So Bigboy still doesn’t think he’s the main man.
He claims we need to see this guy’s stuff.
This stops us in our sleuthing game. Do we look for this guy
that our number one just mentioned? If we do find him, said dude
would probably point to another down the line. And another. Until we
eventually end up at DJ Khaled’s door.
But while ogling a lineup of Bigs’s rare ass Kobe 9s, it clicks. Think
of it this way, fam. Who’s the GOAT among LeBron, Kobe, Curry? People
will never agree on a single answer. Then Jordan stans will complicate
the argument and ask whether any of them can beat the ‘95-‘96 Bulls.
They can debate endlessly–midsoles will crumble and Air Max bubbles
shall pop–but every sneakerhead will have their own idol, their own era
for context. Even an OG’s decision can be called subjective if you want
to be pissy about it. And sneakerheads are pissy. You can build a beach
resort with the amount of shade they throw around.
What the (super) jovial 5’10” collector reminds us is that at the end
of the day, it’s all about enjoying your kicks.
“Sundan mo yung gusto mong sapatos, whatever attracts your eye,”
says Bigboy. “Wag mong pakinggan yung mga iba kung hindi nila gusto
ang gusto mo. Pake nila? Kung saan ka masaya, yung pag nakikita mo
yung sapatos–pag suot mo yung sapatos–happy ka, yun yung goal mo.”
Also, when taking in the entirety of Bigboy’s collection, you don’t
even notice the Yeezys. It’s that lit, fam. FHM
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HOW TO THROW
THE ULTIMATE
POOL PARTY
POOL
spike up your
Have one already? Awesome. If
not, here are your options:
BORROW
Friend’s pool
Cost: Free
Pros: Free! No time limit.
Cons: Post-party cleanup, angry
neighbors and/or homeowners.
Because there is no time limit, the
temptations are great. If you lose
control or become too dumb, you
could lose your youthful freedom—
with the coming of your
firstborn son nine months later!
The key word here is ‘refreshing’:
think ice-cold fruit juices spiked
with vodka or mango rhum. Start
with a few cans of fruit juice, then
mix in your alcohol a little at a
time. Top it off with a can or so of
soda, and add sliced citrus fruits
(oranges, dalandans, lemons,
or lime). Pour everything into a
clear dispenser or container (you
can check the nearest hardware
stores for fishbowls, or the
supermarket for some classic
gulaman dispensers).
RENT
Village or condo social hall,
or a private pool
Cost: Anywhere from P8,000
to P30,000 for a few hours
depending on location
Pros: No pool maintenance/
cleanup, no angry neighbors and/
or homeowners
Cons: Expensive, time limit/cutoff
BUY
Free-standing pool from a
hardware or toy store
Cost: Anywhere from P8,000
for a 10ft. pool to P26,000 for a
15ft. pool
Pros: If you have the space for
it, you can have a pool where you
want it, when you want it.
Cons: Expensive, too small, needs
installation
PRO TIP
If you’re throwing the
pool party at yours or a
friend’s house, appease
your nearest neighbors by
paying them a visit the day
or the morning before the
party and bringing them
a little box of treats (like
say, ensaymada, pastillas,
or polvoron), and drop a
disclaimer: ”May party lang
po kami mamaya, ha?”
try some of these
combos for a killer
punch:
Vodka, Sprite or 7-Up + pineapple
juice + cranberry juice
Pineapple orange juice + mango
rum + Sprite
Peaches + blueberries + lemons
+ champagne
PRO TIP
Freeze a big batch of
drinks into ice cubes so
the punch doesn’t get
watered
down. Use coolers for the
“clean” ice (the ice that
goes into people’s drinks)
but for the bottles and
cans, stick them in those
little inflatable baby pools
and fill with ice.
Make a vodka-infused
watermelon
1 Using the cap of your vodka
as a guide, cut out a circle in the
side of the watermelon. Keep
the “plug” in a plastic bag in
the fridge for later. Scoop out
watermelon flesh with a spoon
to make a hole deep enough for
the neck of the vodka bottle to
fit into.
2 Insert the vodka bottle at a
right angle to the watermelon,
then stand it upright. Find
a stable base to stand the
watermelon on, like a bowl, and
leave the whole setup in a safe
place for at least 12 hours.
3 Carefully remove the vodka
bottle. Put the watermelon
“plug” back in the hole. Stick it
in the fridge for another couple
of hours to cool.
4 This stuff is strong, and is
pretty freaking delicious, so cut
the watermelon into cubes or
small wedges, so it doesn’t go
too fast. Serve, and enjoy!
PRO TIP
Ice cold beer is usually the
perfect drink for poolside
chilling—but in this case,
it’s time to go the extra
mile and mix up a big
batch of spiked punch.
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CHOW
rev up the
For maximum chill time and
minimum fuss, keep the pica-pica
simple and order in your favorite
pizza and barbecue. Think picnic
food; load up on nachos and
chips, and make or buy salsa and
dips. Avoid any foods that don’t
keep well in the heat like pansit,
or anything milk or egg based, to
avoid messing up people’s bellies.
Games, like pool parties, aren’t
just for kids. After all, what’s more
fun than playing some games?
Playing games while buzzed, of
course! Plus it’s a surefire way to
make your party one to remember.
Watermelon race
PRO TIP
Make some fresh salsa!
It’s easy and tastes great.
Here’s a simple recipe that
only takes 20 minutes.
You will need:
3 cups chopped tomatoes
1/2 cup chopped green
bell pepper
1 cup diced onion
1/4 cup minced cilantro
2 tbsp lime juice
4 tsp chopped jalapeno
1/2 teaspoon ground
cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground black
pepper
Combine all ingredients
in a bowl. Makes about 4
cups of salsa. Refrigerate
before serving.
What you need: Two watermelons
Form two teams. Each team gets
one watermelon (or a similar
heavy fruit that sinks under water)
Each team member takes turns
pushing the watermelon from
one end of the pool to the other.
The catch: You can’t use your
feet! First team to finish wins…a
watermelon.
Catfight water joust
What you need: Pool noodles or
long skinny inflatables
Form two teams consisting of one
girl and one guy each. The girls
sit on the guys’ shoulders, and
teams stay in the middle of the
pool, with water at chest-height
for the guys. The girls will then try
to dislodge each other using the
soft weapons.
PRO TIP
Buy a pump. Don’t try to
blow up inflatables with
lung power—your saliva
can cause mold and
bacteria to grow inside
them. Also, pumps can be
used to deflate: just switch
the hose from the inflating
port to the deflating port.
HOW TO THROW
THE ULTIMATE
POOL PARTY
drop some
The best time to start the party would be
at around 3 p.m,. Start with steady summer
music (think Jack Johnson, the OST of “50
First Dates”), gradually moving to harder
party music as the day turns into night.
GOOD HOST
Here’s how to keep things comfortable (and safe) for everybody
leave a stack of
fluffy towels for
guests to use
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bring a box of
ziplock bags to
keep smartphones
dry (only to keep
them splash-proof,
DO NOT use them
underwater).
Have a first-aid
kit handy for cuts
and scrapes.
assign a nondrinking friend
to keep an eye out
for any drunken
friends trying to,
say, take a nap
in the pool or
cannonballing into
the shallow end.
bring a few
cheap rugs
along to place
in potentially
slippery areas, like
near the coolers
or bathroom
entrances.
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the situation:
Concussion. A rowdy friend
has smacked his head.
do this: If he’s out cold,
bring him to the hospital,
stat! If they get sleepy or
throw up, those are signs
of concussion, so bring
them in for the meantime. If
there’s bleeding and bukol,
Despite your best efforts at prevention,
things may go wrong, especially when booze
and slippery areas are involved. Here’s how
to make your way out alive and unscathed...
well, hopefully
but he’s conscious, an ice
pack should ease swelling
and stop the bleeding.
the situation: Noise
complaint. You hear that
dreaded knock on the
door: the security guards
or barangay tanods have
come!
do this: Have your music
controls within arm's reach
so switching sounds on and
off would be easy. Also,
ready some finger food you
can offer the tanod and
pray to the party gods they
let you go.
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NINJA PARTY
Photography
ANDREO ESGUERRA
Hairstyling
JA FELICIANO
Styling
REY SANTOS
In these times where privacy is becoming less and
less of a thing, there are still a few precious places
where men cannot wander. And when ranking
these forbidden gatherings, the mythical all-girl
after-party is one of the most desirable secrets.
Maybe one day, you’d be blessed enough to see all of
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OOT D
Welldressed
wanderer
Jericho rosales
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ASH MAHINAY
Photography
JAKE VERZOSA
y o u r ru n n in g g e a r c h e c k l i s T
Ever since he discovered a passion for riding,
Jericho Rosales’s Instagram feed has been full
of aspirational images–he’s all about life on two
wheels. Jericho is also the face of Wrangler’s True
Wanderer competition, a contest that reminds you to
go out and enjoy a ride instead of just treating your
bike as a commuting companion. But we’re all about
real life too over here, so in our debut OOTD feature,
we get the real talk from the actor on looking good
on a bike, still smelling fresh after riding through grit
and grime, and the importance of snapping it all for
posterity.
The number one
ouTfiT prioriT y
“When I ride, being comfy
is [the] number one
[priority]; but it’s also the
number one thing that will
be sacrificed. Kasi you
have to protect your body.
Yes, you wear jeans, but
with kneepads and shin
guards [ dapat] yan. You
wear a T-shirt, but then
you also have a [riding]
jacket. On long rides,
number one [rule] yun :
protect your body.”
o n “ s h a me l e s s ly ”
a n g l in g f o r T h aT
ooTd phoTo
Gusto ko yun, yung
nagpapa-picture. Kasi
gusto kong makita
pagtanda ko, na ito ako
nung bata ako. That’s
always my goal with
pictures. We didn’t have a
lot of family pictures, and
I grew up looking at my
mother and my father’s
photos–“Uy, ito porma
ng tatay ko !” or “ Uy, may
bigote pala !” Plus I always
send photos to my wife
and friends. My friends
and I sometimes go, “O
pag walang picture, di
nangyari.” I have a lot of
photos on my phone that I
haven’t even posted; para
sa‘kin lang.
masTering The
bagong-ligo look
af Ter a ride
The secret is, I have a bag
with me. It has wet wipes,
an extra shirt, towel, soap,
hair product, sometimes
even shampoo since I
[don’t mind taking a]
shower anywhere. I bring
all my needs in small
packets. Kailangan koboy
ka and you can clean your
body anywhere. Kaya rin
ako nag-ja-jacket palagi,
to protect [myself] from
the sun–iba yung amoyaraw. I always have a
scarf to protect [myself]
from smoke. Then you
leave the jacket [and
scarf] na amoy Edsa and
put something else on
[for after the ride]. May
preparation talaga.
W h y i T ’ s o k ay T o
b e s o “a f f e c T e d ”
W h i l e Ta k i n g
T h aT o o T d
Di naman [kami bothered
dun ]. Wala kaming
pakialam [na vain ang
dating]. Our life is in
pictures. For us, it’s
always about looking
back–it’s as important
as looking forward to
adventures.
Wrangler Liam Western
Jacket, P4,499.75
his personal
sTyle
i n s p i r aT i o n
[In] the café racer scene,
I follow this account
called Gentleman’s
Ride, [which features]
gents on motorcycles.
Naka-custom bikes sila
at palaging naka-dressup. [Of course] iba yung
weather nila , malamig
at malinis, eh. So we
tweaked their look to
[suit] Manila conditions.
There’s no particular
person I follow, but
basically old-school ang
style namin.
Wrangler Basic Undershirt,
P399.75
o n av o i d i n g T h aT
“biker” look
“[ My barkada and I] don’t
like to look like bikers. We
like to look normal. The
classic cliché look is the
leather jacket, big boots,
giant patches, tapos may
beard, may studs. Pero
meron ding biker na full
battle gear–colorful, may
reflectors. Ok lang naman
yun ; pero subtle ang trip
namin. May leather jacket
din ako–pero ang idea
is pwede kang pumunta
sa café, club, or event
na hindi ka mukhang
manggugulo. You have to
look like a gentleman.
Wrangler Crank Cool Wayne
Denim Pants, P2,299.75
Stylish bandanna
Sturdy boots
Denim polo,
Shirt Bar by
Onesimus;
Jeans, H&M
Photography
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Styling
reynalDo SantoS jr.
Makeup and Hairstyling
Ma. tereSa SantoS
Models
nikki longetti anD aliSa ShiShkina
of lux ManageMent
Jacket, Onesimus;
Plaid polo, H&M;
Pants, Topman
O n n i kki:
Jacket, Zara;
Striped Tanktop,
H&M; Shorts, Ted
Moss at Robinsons
Department Store
O n A l i s A:
Aviators, Ray-Ban;
Bikini, Sunkissed
Swimwear at
Robinsons
Department Store
Striped Tee, Uniqlo;
Pants, H&M
White polo, Shirt Bar
by Onesimus; Swim
trunks, Zara
Denim jacket,
Topman; Shorts,
Ted Moss
Knit top,
Onesimus;
Pants,H&M
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Cactus trunks,
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ASH MAHINAY
Photography
DAIRY DARILAG
Production Design
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P2,990
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it all looks better when you hike your britches up a bit.
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water absorber. We recommend going on
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aspect of your game.
As much as you want to
flaunt these tight swimwear
choices, spending the whole
day bathing underneath the
scorching sun could do a lot
of damage to your hair. The
sun's heat causes your hair to
dry, leading to thinner, brittle
hair. Good thing L'Oreal has
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LIFE ON THE
U PSWI NG
Edited by KHYNE PALUMAR
khyne [email protected]
words
RON JAY
EDUVAS
Photography
VINCENT
COSCOLLUELA
illustrations
CARLO MAALA
A c u sto m-b u i lt mAld eA
r oAd b i k e fr Am e
E X P E R T
Get a
custom-fit
bicycle
Riding and buying a
biKE may bE Easy, but
gEtting onE that fits
you to a tEE? LEt’s
woRK on that...
cAN You build Your
oWN bike?
bike hub
Group set
bull horN
hANdle bAr
fo r k W i th s u s pe N s i o N
c r AN k
1
Get properly
measured
“Pinakaimportante sa
lahat yung bike fitting.
Kailangang kunin yung
height ng rider and
inseam measurements.
The inseam is yung
sa ilalim ng pundiya,
so you measure from
the ground to your
crotch area. Kapag
nakuha ko yung sukat, I
multiply it by .65. Yung
makukuhang product
will be your frame
size. Para sa top tubes
naman, kinukuha ko
yung height ng rider
then divide it by π
(3.14).”
2
Have your tubes
assembled
“After bike fitting, ang
sunod kong aayusin ay
yung tubes—ito yung
magiging bike frame
mo. Ang requirement
lang sa pagpili ng
tubes, kailangan
high-tensile quality.
Para sa akin ang
pinakamagandang
tubing ay chromoly
[high carbon steel].
Aabot ng P32,000 ang
pinakamahal na tubes.
Pinakamura siguro
nasa P5,500, pero
frame pa lang iyon.”
CRAFTSMAN
PROFI LE
3
Select other bike
parts, but don’t mix
and match
“Ang mga piyesa kasi
ng bike, naka-group
set na iyon. Hangga’t
maaari, at kung kaya
ng budget, isang set or
isang brand lang ang
gagamitin mo. Yung
value kasi ng bike mas
bumababa kapag halohalo yung parts.“
4
Gear up
“Pagdating naman
sa gears, take
into account yung
totoong purpose ng
pagbibisikleta mo. Kung
hobbyist ka, I suggest
kumuha ka ng malaking
sukat ng gears. Para
kung sakaling uphill
nandiyan siya at
magagamit mo. Ngayon
kung ikaw ay sanay
na naman at into bike
racing, diyan, maaari ka
nang kumuha ng mas
maliit na gears para sa
speed.”
5
Your choice of
wheels
“Pagdating naman
sa wheel set, simple
BIKE TYPES ACCORDING TO PRICE AND CONSTRUCTING
DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY
eAsiest/
cheApest
hArdest/
priciest
FIxIE
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Custom bike-frame building is a craft that
requires not just a working knowledge
with steel work, but also precise math and
sourcing impeccable raw materials, which
will cost you. so it's probably not good to get
one if you’re only biking on a whim. maldea
is a serious builder: his frame-building rig is
a-grade and he sources his steel from as far
as italy. “halos 30 years ko na ito ginagawa,
pero may natutunan pa rin akong bago sa
frame-building,” maldea says.
ROAD
MOUNTAIN
lang ang rule diyan:
Ang mas magaan na
gulong, mas matibay
at mas magaan dalhin.
Meron din namang mga
entry level na okay,
katulad ng Shimano
RS. Maganda rin yung
brand na Fulcrum. Yung
Campagnolo, yan ang
top of the line. Tandaan
niyo lang: yung mura,
magaan nga sa bulsa,
pero mabigat at
mabagal i-pedal.”
6
Build
“Ang pinakamahirap
para sa akin gawin
yung mga mountain
bikes kasi kailangang
i-bend at madami
siyang fittings [the
steel tubes]. It usually
takes me three to four
months to build a bike
frame.”
BiKE-fRAME
BUiLdER:
Ave Maldea
AGE: 49
OccUPAtiON: Bike
frame builder
HOw HE StARtEd:
“Magsi-seaman dapat
ako. After college, habang
naghihintay mag-abroad,
namasukan muna ako sa
tita ko na may bikeshop
dati sa Pasig. Dun ako
nagsimula at natuto.
Eventually hindi na ako
natuloy mag-abroad kase
gumagawa na lang ako ng
bike.”
cRAft HiGHS:
“Sunday lang ang pahinga
ko. Monday to Saturday,
6 a.m. nagbubukas na
ako ng shop. Sa sobrang
dami ng kliyente, minsan
booked na ako for the
whole year. Average siguro
four to six months. Pero
magandang malaman na
pinagkakatiwalaan ka ng
mga kliyente mo. Maraming
enthusiasts na dumadayo
pa dito sa Rizal.”
TANDEM
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S K I L L
Grow your own grub
With a little patience and practice, you can turn the
dirt under your feet into a sustainable all-you-can-eat
Words
KHYNE PALUMAR
photography
VINCENT COSCOLLUELA
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CAN YOU ReALLY
GROw...ANYTHING?
Quick answer: yes. turns out we mortals are no
different from an organic farmer with experience
in aquaponics (growing fish and greens together)
like enzo pinga of earthbeat farms. “nobody’s
born with a green thumb, it’s something that can
be developed over time. i’ve had plants die on
me when i was starting out. practice lang talaga ,
and like everything
that’s not instant and
ultimately worthwhile,
you need patience.
that’s the beauty of
farming,” pinga says.
he offers a few valuable
tips so you can cut back
on the trial-and-error
bit...
S T E P 1: S TA R T E A S Y
WONDER
BEANS!
according to pinga,
“legumes like
sitaw or baguio
beans take in
nitrogen from the
air and put it in
the soil. nitrogen
is essential for
growing leafy
greens and, actually
any type of plant.
so having beans
around could
be beneficial for
whatever you’re
growing.”
"I would suggest native
greens like pechay,
kangkong, and talbos
ng kamote. Greens
are easier to grow
compared with fruiting
plants—which are also
more prone to pests.
With greens, you can
nip infested parts.
With fruiting plants like
eggplant or tomato, hindi
mo alam na-peste na
pala yung fruit itself.”
STEP2: PICK THE
RIGHT DIRT
“What’s really key is the
soil. To grow fruits and
vegetables, you need
to provide the nutrients
STEP3 : FERTILIZE
E a s i E st /
s h o r tE s t
w a i t ti m E
“Because the soil needs
to be nutritious, it will
be best to just use
fertilizer right away,
preferably organic.
There are different types
of organic fertilizers.
There’s vermicast
(worm manure), which
is basically the poop of
African night crawlers.
That’s stuff you can add
to the soil, or things like
a bokashi mix, which
is a mix of fermented
biodegradable material,
with things like rice hull
or ipa . Overtime these
things break down and
add nutrients to the soil.
But for home planting,
I think liquid fertilizers
are the easiest to use.
You can find them in
hardware stores and
gardening stores. Be
careful not to use too
much fertilizers because
those can kill the plant."
CA L A M A N S I
PA PAYA
DRAGONFRUIT
MANGO
LANGKA
tr i c k i E s t /
lo n g E st
w a i t ti m E
S T E P 4 : WAT E R
SMART
“Generally, you don’t
really spray anything to
the plants in the middle
of the day kasi if it’s hot,
pwedeng masunog yung
plant. You usually do it
early in the morning or
late at night. I would avoid
using the municipal water,
which is treated with
chlorine and different
HOW LONG BEFORE I SINK MY TEETH INTO THEM?
once a seed germinates, pinga says “it will sprout two leaves. if you see three,
that’s the time you transfer it to a pot or the soil, if you’re starting in a seedling
tray.” here’s a timeline for other fruits and veg...
P L A NT T Y P E S
Av E R A G E G E R M I N ATI N G
TI M E / F I R S T S P R O UT
TI M E TO G O B E FO R E
HARvE ST
BAS I L
5 TO 1 4 DAY S
3 0 D AYS
KAN G KO N G
9 DAY S
3 0 TO 6 0 D AYS
L eT TU C e
1 4 DAY S
U P TO 2 M O N T H S
CAR R OTS
10 DAY S TO 2 we e K S
2 M O N TH S
T O MAT O
5 TO 10 DAY S
4 5 TO 70 D AYS
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GROW A FRUIT
TREE!
they need—and how
nutritious the food
is, depends on how
nutritious the soil is.”
compounds. What you
could do is let the water
sit in a container for 24
hours to let the chlorine
evaporate, and then you
can use it to water the
plants.”
STEP5: NIX THE
PESTICIDES
“Spraying chemical
pesticides will solve the
problem in the short term,
but in the long term, talo
ka rin. It makes things
seem easier, but what you
don’t see immediately is
its effects on the soil, the
environment, and your
health. It makes no sense
to protect yourself when
you’re spraying, if the
same chemicals are going
into your food. If you eat
that produce, then all
those chemicals end up in
your body as well.”
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SHAKE OFF
PESTS,
NATURALLY
companion
planting attracts
beneficial insects
to one plant and
repels it to the
other, plus it makes
your urban garden
pretty. here’s what
to plant together
tomato x basil
asparagus x parsley
carrots x chives
leafy greens x mani
any type of plant x
legumes
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M OTOR
Three for
the road
and we mean our very
cruel roads—that only
true suvs can conquer
Edited by
ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ
[email protected]
Words
DINZO TABAMO
ANDREI LAUREL
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T o y o Ta F o rT u n e r
What makes Toyota the number one car
brand in the world? While there are a number
of factors that can be rattled off like design,
reliability, and resale value—the bottomline
is, the Japanese carmaker has mastered
the art of the no-regret purchase. Walk into
a showroom now, pick a car you fancy, and
there’s a 99 percent chance you won’t be sorry.
The new Fortuner exemplifies this
consumer paradigm. It’s overflowing with pogi
points, has enough new toys to impress the
ladies, and it’s backed up by a proven dealer
network and after-sales service. And now that
it has raised its prices, with the top-of-the-line
4x4 2.8 V costing a little over P2.1 million,
the Fortuner has the cachet to be more
aspirational than ever.
Enter this SUV’s cabin and you’ll wonder
why there isn’t a European badge on the
leather steering wheel. Hues of brown, black,
and slivers of chrome will catch your eye,
slowly easing you in. Sitting on the leather
chair, with a vantage high above mere mortals
in their regular cars, the Fortuner emboldens
the driver in a way only a true SUV can.
If the driving position can embolden,
the power underneath the massive hood
and behind the handsome face can corrupt
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weaker men to commit acts of folly. It’s one
thing to read about the 174hp and 450Nm
coming from the 2.8-liter diesel engine, but
when you feel the torque at full acceleration,
it’s like being pressed against your seat by a
wall of force. This kind of sensation can go to
a man’s head.
It’s a good thing Toyota equipped its
future cash cow with a raft of safety features
so that customers can keep coming back.
There are front, driver knee, side and curtain
airbags for the worst eventualities. Harnessing
the Fortuner’s prodigious power are stability
control, active traction control, hill-start assist,
and brake assist. What all these mean is that
if you get carried away trying to impress your
lady, you’ll still live to have make-up sex.
The Fortuner is the SUV for lazy people
with money. You don’t have to spend time
agonizing over brochures, comparing every
tiny detail, and pestering all your car nut
friends for advice. Just go to your
neighborhood dealership, pick a
color, and enjoy an SUV you
won’t regret purchasing.
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FORTUNER SPECS
ENGINE
2.8-liter diesel
OUTPUT
174hp and 450Nm
PRICE
P1.38 M and up
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M iTs u b i s h i
M o nTe r o s po rT
EVEREST SPECS
ENGINE
3.2-liter Duratorq
diesel
OUTPUT
200hp and 470Nm
PRICE
P1.39 M- P1.89 M
Fo r d eve r e sT
Any respectable road trip vehicle you can
rev cross-country should give three things:
comfort, speed, and versatility. The all-new
Ford Everest happens to have all.
The Everest can seat up to seven of
your barkada—in comfort, thanks to its
Active Noise Cancellation technology and
a well-engineered suspension system that
will willingly absorb any bumps on the road.
What’s more, the vehicle’s body roll is kept
to a minimum, meaning ‘patabi ng kotse,
nasusuka si Juan’ moments along routes like
Kennon Road are few and far between. The
vehicle’s light and responsive steering makes
it incredibly easy to drive—meaning even
less-experienced drivers can have a shot at
the wheel.
This Everest has got speed covered as
well. If you opt for the top-of-the-line variant,
you'll be running on a 3.2-liter turbodiesel
engine with enough power and torque to
leave any lumbering truck or tricycle in the
dust. That precise handling comes into play
here, too—overtaking is a cinch. You and your
buddies will be chilling by the beach in no
time at all.
Versatility-wise, the Everest’s 4WD
capability and terrain control system and
225mm ground clearance allow you to tackle
virtually any route possible. Want to plow
through a rocky river bed? There’s a setting
for that. Looking to take a detour for a little
off-roading fun in the mud? This SUV has that
covered as well. All you have to do is strap in,
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select the terrain via the turn of a dial, and let
this baby work its magic.
Other road trip-centric features include
adaptive cruise control, hands-free music
selection, a 100kg roof load and 750kg
carrying capacity, and extra luggage space
via third row PowerFold seats. With all that
fancy tech, comfort and rugged reliability, no
destination is too far or too tough.
It’s easy to imagine your cool tito behind the
wheel of the new Montero Sport. He wants
something brawny and irresistibly handsome.
If doubters ask him if he’s worried about
mechanical ghosts, he will say real men can
handle their machinery (and wink at your lady
friend).
Even if you’re not a tito of Manila who
wants to be seen in the most popular SUV in
town, there’s a lot to like about Mitsubishi’s
much-awaited model. Its 2.4-liter turbodiesel
may seem small compared with what its
competitors are packing, but it can squeeze
out an almost Herculean 178hp and 430Nm.
Its wading depth of 700mm will laugh at
floods that would overcome AUVs, letting
its long taillights lead the way during rainy
season.
If the Toyota Fortuner is the sure bet, the
Montero Sport is for the person who’s more
confident of what he wants; the man with a
rebel streak who appreciates a strong SUV
because it reflects his character.
Still, with this Mitsubishi’s numerous safety
features, it can also serve capably well as a
family transport. Seven airbags are positioned
in the cabin, with stability and traction
controls at the ready in case something goes
wrong. There’s even a blind spot warning in
case some buzzards aka motorcycles try to
maneuver unexpectedly beside you.
Finally, there’s a front mitigation collision
system to prevent the Montero Sport from
colliding with anything in front—even with
the foot on the gas pedal. Sensors scan the
horizon for possible obstacles, and once one
is detected, the brakes will be applied by the
SUV’s computer. It’s a feature anyone will
appreciate, tito or otherwise.
There has never been a time where we
have so many choices of good diesel SUVs.
The Montero Sport has stood at the top of the
rankings for many years. It looks like its return
to the throne has begun.
MONTERO SPORT
SPECS
ENGINE
2.4-liter CRDi
turbodiesel
OUTPUT
178hp and 430Nm
PRICE
P1.5 M and up
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The Kikay Barkada
is at it again!
The Morning Rush
hosts Chico Garcia,
Delamar Arias, and Gino
Quillamor are back with
an all-new collection
of crazy lists from the
popular radio program
on Monster Radio RX 93.1!
Available at bookstores and
on newsstands for P195
BO O K E N D E R
B I KE T O WO RK
Y o u r e d i t o r A l l A n P . H ernA ndez H As no world- s Av i ng AgendA f or
P e d A l in g t o t H e of f i ce. H e does i t becAu s e H e cAn
PHotogrAPHY: MArK JesAlvA
I
bike to the FHM coop along Pioneer Street in Mandaluyong City
thrice a week. If I’m any crazier, sometimes the entire work week.
From my place in Marikina, my route takes me to Pasig through
a narrow street fondly called the old Daang Bakal road (literally
“railroad,” which is what it is exactly—the old American-era railroad
that stretched from Montalban to Pasig). I come out at Floodway
onto Rosario, then to C-5, then right to Julia Vargas. From there I have a
choice to go straight up to Meralco Avenue, or, if I’m any crazier and selfabusive, go left to Lanuza for the steep climb of St. Martin Road where the
PSC-ULTRA stadium is. Or, if I pity myself halfway, the gentler climb of
St. Paul Pasig. Then it’s Capitol Commons-Kapitolyo-Pioneer Street, and
finally the office in Cybergate 3. Total distance: about 13 km. Total time:
usually an hour and 10 minutes.
Going home, I take a relatively scenic route: Pioneer StreetKapitolyo-Capitol Commons-St. Martin-Lanuza-Meralco AvenueGreenmeadows Avenue-C5 Libis—then as I approach the boundary
of Quezon City and Marikina, I get off the main road for the Marikina
Riverpark bike lane that follows the winding river and is a pleasant ride
at night because you can still hear cicadas chirping and bamboo groves
whistling in the wind. It’s a slightly longer route, about 15 km, but takes
me about the same time to travel.
I alternate between two bikes. One is a steel commuter bike with
moustache handlebars and the other is a lighter bike in the style of classic
French randonneurs (touring bikes) with drop bars. Both are made by
the same Japanese manufacturer (Maruishi). Bought them cheap online,
cleaned them, replaced the saddles, and they serve me well.
I am not a bike collector, much less an aficionado. I just read
somewhere that your bikes should be for the purpose they’re meant to
serve. I almost got myself a fixed gear because it looked cool, but after
riding one for the first time—for a distance of about five feet—I quickly
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realized looking cool should not be at the expense of going knee-less, and
fixed gears will take the knees out of any dumb old biker who wants to go
Premium Rush-cool. So I did more research and stumbled upon the bikes
I have now—geared, with fenders and lights, for going the distance, oldlooking—and found them to my taste and for how I’d want my bikes to serve
me. I still think a bike with fixed gears is cool.
Why do I do it?
I’m afraid I have no world-saving agenda for doing so. I’m not reducing
my carbon footprint. I’m not advocating for a traffic-free city. I’m not even
doing it for my health. I just wanted to save on fucking gas.
Bought a car eight years ago and now I hate driving to work, it’s
everyday is like going out to war. Two Christmases, I bought my kids
supermarket bikes. There was a poor copy of a fixie (it looked like a
fixie, but had coaster brakes, so it’s not a fixie. Fixie hipsters would find it
hilarious) on display beside the kids’ bikes and bought one for myself. The
plan was so we could ride as The Simpsons on weekends. One crazy day,
I thought, what if I took this to work? And I did. The amazing thing was, I
actually made it to the office. I began to do it more often. By then, I was
well into it deep enough to have sold the cheap bike and buy two better
bikes for commuting. I found out that I did save on gas. Obviously. By a lot.
Now I do it because, well, I can. And I suspect for others, regardless of
reason or compulsion, it’s the same thing.
We like the freedom of not staying put in traffic. We like the feeling of
moving like walking, only faster. We like the silence of the bike as it moves
despite the chaos around, as though in meditation. We like going through
back roads and side streets where cars can’t. We like to stop where we
want to stop, go when we feel like going.
I personally like looking in at other people’s houses and catch a
glimpse of how they live as I move along on a bike. There are stories in
there, and ultimately, that’s what we do in a magazine—tell stories. FHM
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