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O P EN 2 4 HOU R S A D A Y
D A NGE R OUSLY CUTE
STOCKING
STUFFERS
Plush Microbes
Infectiously cute microbes
expanded 1,000,000 times
and then transformed
into cuddly plush. Swine
flu now available.
N i n j a S tar P u s h P i n s
Three push pins simulate a ninja
attack on your cork board.
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$9.99
a n n oy- a -t r o n
A device that can drive
your victims crazy trying
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Also available: EvilTron
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scre aming
monkey slingshot
F i e n d i s h Japa n e s e
Pocket Puzzles
Pull back and let fly.
It’s screaming monkey time!
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These mini solid metal puzzles are so
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Acrobots
Posable, futuristic,
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F l o at i n g Mat c h
Illusion
Hover any small light object over
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rar e e ar t h
magne tic
fridge pins
Tiny magnets lift up
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astronaut
ice cre am
s tap l e- f r e e s tap l e r s
u t i l i - k e y 6 - i n -1 t o o l
Staple your paper without
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m i ra c l e b e rry
f r u i t tab l e t s
Miracle Berries are awesome little things.
If you eat one, sour foods suddenly taste
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miracle berry powder. Just dissolve on your
tongue and let the flavor tripping begin.
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$14.99
Freeze-dried ice
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Stock up on these low-priced, high-geek-quotient
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under $20
Cool shooters
ice shot gl asses
Make your own shot glasses that
ice down your favorite tasty adult
beverage at the same time.
l ab o rat o ry
beaker mug
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$7.99
What self-respecting
science geek drinks
coffee from a boring
old mug?
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$9.99
pUZZLE ME THIS
swedish firesteel
3,000ºC spark makes fire building
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p u z z l i n g p o ly h e dr o n s
P l u s h B e at i n g H e ar t
Now you can express your feelings of
affection with this anatomically correct
plush beating heart. Simply shake the
heart and it starts beating and pulsating
in your hand. It’s just like the real thing…
but without all that messy blood.
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While you weren’t watching, your
discarded Rubik’s Cube was off in
a corner evolving into these.
$17.99
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Dismember-Me
Plush Zombie
This cuddly plush features
removable appendages
and a rip-apart torso.
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s m ar t m a s s
The putty that thinks. Introducing Smart
Mass, an actual mass of, well, smart stuff.
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$9.99
$12.99
air zook a
Blasts a harmless ball
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D e s pa i r , I n c . 2 010
C u s t o m Ca l e n dar
St ylophone
R e t r o P o c k e t Sy n t h
The Universe’s most
depressing calendar. With
added geeky goodness.
Recreation of 1970’s pocket-size
musical instrument. Play retro-style
sounds by touching the metal keyboard
with the included stylus.
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$15.99
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$19.99
B I - COLO R LE D
B LOW ON - OFF C A N D LES
These LED candles have a great
waxy feel (but don’t melt) and a
real candle flicker with selectable
color, natural yellow or cool blue.
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4-inch candle
$11.99
6-inch candle
$14.99
Book
of Secrets
Secrets from
around the world all crammed into
a tiny book.
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$5.99
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Happiness for about the same price as a pizza and
a pitcher of beer. Best enjoyed with pizza and beer.
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i n s ta n t s n o w
Whiskey Stones
This hi-tech powdered polymer
absorbs water and expands nearly
100 times into a flaky white
non-toxic substance closely
resembling real snow.
Lukewarm and wet is the
enemy! Chill your beverage
without diluting it with
melting ice!
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$19.99
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$2.99 - $11.99
tuna
salmon roe
Mini HoverDrone
TOOL LOGIC
SU R V I VA L
C A R D WITH
FI R ESTA R TE R
P LUSH SUSHI
shrimp
Your favorite tasty Japanese food
fashioned into cuddly plush. Choose
from 4 different varieties of sushi.
This is one credit card
that could literally save
your life. It is packed
with lifesaving features.
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$9.99
$19.99
wa s ab i & g i n g e r
pocket
microscope
This portable microscope has
a built-in LED and a zoom of 60x - 100x.
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$12.99
u s b p l a s m a ba l l
Finally, the infamous
plasma ball of lore is now
available in a desktopfriendly USB version.
We love our EMF.
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With a diameter not much larger than a
silver dollar and a single propeller on the
bottom, the Mini HoverDrone somehow
manages to hover in the air as it spins and
flashes its blue LED.
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$19.99
magic iq
g i f t b ox
Plant it on a co-worker’s desk.
Instant hilarity ensues!
Small wooden box has
seemingly no way to
open it and can store a
small gift. Available in two sizes.
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$5.99
$9.99
Shocking Pen
R FI D B l o c k i n g
Pa s s p o r t B i l l f o l d
US B P ET R OCK
Classic 70s collectable recreated
for the new millenium.
Travel internationally
while keeping your
identification secure.
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$9.99
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caffeine
molecule
s ta i n l e s s
t rav e l m u g
Chemistry is hot!
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Happiness for a song. Well, a few songs.
But our happiness is DRM-free.
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STAR WARS
CL A SSIC H A S B R O
STA R WA R S B L A STE R S
Classic Star Wars weapons from
2005 no longer manufactured.
Get them while you can!
STA R WA R S
CHO P S A B E R S
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$49.99
Dine Star Wars style
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$12.99
R EST E A S Y , ECHO B A SE
s tar war s f o r c e f x
l i g h t s ab e r s
Extremely high-quality, official
Lightsaber replicas with real
lighting and sound effects!
TA UNTA UN SLEE P ING B A G
Slumber in the belly of the beast
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$99.99
STA R WA R S LIGHTS A B E R
L A SE R P OINTE R
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come
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These ain’t no Girl Scout cookies.
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$15.99 - 17.99
Yo da P l u s h B a c k pa c k
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You can be Luke, and
Yoda can carry your books!
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S tar War s
US B H u b s
Animated R2 and Vader hubs
bring 480Mbps data transfer
rates from a galaxy far, far away.
r2d2 hub
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$39.99
dar t h vad e r h u b
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Deluxe Jedi Robe
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Star Wars — if everyone was
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little
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costumes
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S tar War s
Force
Tra i n e r
This trash can is a detailed
model of R2-D2. Available in two sizes.
“Develop your powers of
concentration, you will!”
Move an object with
the power of your mind.
Discover if you have the
skills to reach the highest
rank of Jedi Master.
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s tar war s
r 2- d 2 t ra s h c a n
A Life Without Star Wars Is Like A Life
Without Everything On This Page, Empty.
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GO B OL D LY UNN A KE D
favorites
k a o s s i l at o r
austen
meets
zombies
and monsters
Handheld cyberpunk lute of the future
amazes with drum beats and synth sounds.
In these new classics, Pride and Prejudice
and Zombies and Sense and Sensibility and
Sea Monsters.
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$199.99
$10.99 - 22.99
B A CK TO THE FUTU R E LIGHTS
A N D SOUN D D ELO R E A N
D ar k B l ad e
3-Ch annel R /C
Helicop ter
S tar Tr e k
Tunic Tees
These t-shirts from
the original series or
the movie look just
like their long-sleeve
counterparts, only shorter.
Where we’re going,
we don’t need roads.
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$39.99
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This helicopter combines
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$29.99
S tar Tr e k Tr i bb l e s
The perfect furry pet from the final frontier.
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S tar Tr e k
P H A SE R O R
COMMUNIC ATO R
Flux
Capa c i t o r
Replic a
You’ll be armed and
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Just add 1.21 gigawatts
of power, and you, too,
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META L G Y R O US B
3 - CH A NNEL R / C HELICO P TE R
High-tech copter features all-metal body
construction and built-in accelerometer.
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$249.99
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S tar Tr e k COLOGNE & P E R FUME
Revoma ze
The future is here, and it smells like Star Trek.
Navigate the internal labyrinth of traps,
dead-ends and one-way passages to
reach the solution. The Revomaze is so
tantalizingly frustrating you can’t put
them down.
S tar Tr e k
Uniform OnesieS
$29.99
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$29.99
S tar Tr e k
E n t e rpr i s e
B o t t l e Op e n e r
Because kids are always
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$119.99 - 129.99
What better way to crack
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$19.99
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Enjoy these things the most we do.
Like them you must. Overlords, we are.
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BRING THE ROCK!
Electronic Guitar Shirt
Contest
Think you rock harder than anyone else? Prove it!
rock your torso off
Just imagine... You’re on stage in front of
millions of people. They scream your name.
And you ROCK! How about we help you make
that happen? If you win, we’ll even toss in a
ThinkGeek shopping spree to help you outfit the
rest of the band for your world tour!
e l e c t r o n i c R OCK
GUITA R s h i r t
The rules are simple:
1. Create a rocking music video using the
ThinkGeek Electronic Guitar Shirt
2. Upload the video to YouTube
3. Visit: thinkgeek.com/guitarshirtcontest and
enter your video for a chance at Internet stardom.
Belt out your favorite rock tunes
on this t-shirt-based real playable
electric guitar.
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$29.99
The contest ends at 11:59PM EST on Dec. 31,
2009. For complete rules and prizes, visit
thinkgeek.com/guitarshirtcontest
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$14.99
An electronic t-shirt
with a picture of an
actual playable drum
kit on the front.
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$29.99
Personal
S o u n d t ra c k
T-S h i r t
With a working speaker
on the front, you can
play background music
and sound effects at
your command.
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$29.99
S o l i d M e ta l
Airsof t Pocket Pistol
ELECT R ONIC R OLLING
L A UGHING MONKE Y
Plush monkey rolls
on the floor and
laughs like crazy.
elec tronic
dr u m k i t s h i r t
Zombie
Shooting
Ga l l e ry
Pocket-size airsoft handgun features
metal alloy construction.
Take aim at the
zombies as they
pop up from the windows
and blow them away before
they dine on their human hostages.
$11.99
eyeclops
night vision
goggles version 2.0
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See in complete darkness
in all your ninja missions.
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$34.99
$89.99
w o o d e n war e n g i n e k i t s
Build a table top model of a classic
war machine at home and work.
Retro ballistics rock!
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usb rocket
l auncher
$19.99 - 34.99
s h o c k ba l l
With twice the range
of other launchers, you can
lay waste to your enemies from a distance.
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A shocking game
of Hot Potato. Ouch.
Tiny universal remote
ready for secret missions.
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t h i n kg e e k .co m / 9a0 6
$13.99
$24.99
“He who dies with the most toys wins.
m i c r o s py r e m o t e
$8.99
3 FOR $17.97
Unless you loot his body before he respawns.”
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BRICKTASTIC!
Brick Construction Shirt
Design Contest
Win a custom-designed sculpture
from Brick Artist Nathan Sawaya
and a $500 shopping spree
from ThinkGeek!
ThinkGeek and visionary artist Nathan Sawaya
have teamed up to create the mother of all
brick building contests. The winner will not only
receive a custom sculpture designed and built
by Nathan, they’ll be able to wear it because
Nathan will be building it right onto a brand new
Brick Construction Shirt!
The rules are simple:
1. Your design must fit on a 14x20 stud plate.
2. Your design must be wearable.
3. Your design must use 100% compatible brick
systems.
LEGO
D A R TH VA D E R ’S TIE FIGHTE R
Construct the TIE Fighter that Darth Vader
got space sick in. The set contains 251
pieces, including a mini Vader.
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$29.99
The contest ends at 11:59PM EST on Jan. 15,
2010. For complete rules and prizes, visit
thinkgeek.com/brickshirtcontest
Yellow, as seen
on tour and at
brickartist.com
Brick Construc tion se t Shir t
Bring your apparel into the third dimension with this
classic Brick Construction Set Shirt. You can create
letters and flat designs, or go crazy with gears,
mechanics and towers. Compatible with LEGO™
brand bricks and PixelBlocks.
Translucent building
blocks allow you to
create complex 2-D or
3-D images. Available in
1,200 or 2,000 piece sets.
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$17.99
Nathan Sawaya
THUM B -SIZE R / C
L A M B O R GHINI
$9.99
Use lasers and mirrors in this game
of skill with an ancient Egyptian flavor.
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m i c r o r / c f ly i n g s a u c e r
$11.99 - 39.99
Mini 4-propeller flying saucer
features a built-in accelerometer
and 4-channel control.
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$99.99
$22.99
r / c a i r s o f t bat t l e ta n k s
P e rp l e x u s
True-to-scale remote-controlled
tanks that shoot actual plastic ammo.
Compelling Spherical
Distraction Contraption
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$39.99 - 89.99
p o l ar i t y m a g n e t i c
b o ard g a m e
A strategy game that uses
hovering magnetic discs.
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F ly S t i c k
Va n d e Graa f f
L e v i tat i o n Wa n d
$34.99 - 49.99
khet
l aser game
Smallest, most affordable
Lamborghini ever. Perfect
for your tiny mansion.
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PixelBlocks
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$24.99
ISIS IM P OSSI B LE
TITA NIUM P UZZLE
Precision-machined
aluminum puzzle holds the
secrets of the pharaohs...
if you can solve it.
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$174.99 - 249.99
Wand with built-in battery powered
Van de Graaff generator allows you
to control and levitate the included
mylar shapes.
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$26.99
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All the goodies for that 32-year-old ninja
pirate halfling child that lives inside of you.
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at home
the e x - unique
knife holder
A wicked cool
design for a knife
holder and more
edgy than a block
of wood. Available
in Black and Red.
LE D J e l ly f i s h
M o o d La m p
Hypnotic deep-sea
jellyfish move realistically
with morphing LEDs.
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$69.99
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$34.99
c r e at e s o m e c h e m i s t ry
c o l l ap s i b l e c h o p s t i c k s
A E R O P R ESS
COFFEE M A KE R
If James Bond had his own
chopsticks, he’d want these.
Make a single cup of the
best coffee you’ve ever
had in your life.
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$29.99
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C o c k ta i l C h e m i s t ry S e t
$25.99
The Erlenmeyer flask and test-tube
shotglasses with radioactive and biohazard
symbols are perfect for your next shindig!
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$34.99
Power Pl ant
H e rb Gard e n
C h e f ’s Q u ad -T i m e r
Squishy Bowl Set
Multi-tasking timing
at a glance. Four
independent timers
(1 min – 24 hours).
Silicone bowl and cup
set squishes into your
pocket for easy travel.
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$29.99
Grow your own
greenery without dirt!
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$16.99
INGENUITE A
16 OZ TE A P OT
There’s no easier way
to brew that perfect cup
than with this handy
high-tech teapot.
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$39.99
$18.99
A l l Ed g e s B r o w n i e Pa n
M o l e c u l ar Ga s t r o n o m y
S tar t e r K i t
Two edges per piece will create more
nomability and may even bring about
intergalactic peace. All Edges Lasagna Pan
also available.
Try a brand new way to make dinner.
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$59.99
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$34.99
KNUCKLE D USTE R
CO R KSC R EW
WON D E R P LUNGE R
ME A SU R ING CU P
For opening liquid
happiness, not punching.
Measure your wet
ingredients like a pro.
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$12.99
$5.99
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“Oh, they have the Internet on
computers now!” - Homer Simpson
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BRIEFCASE USB TURNTABLE
U-PHONO VINYL
& CASSETTE RIPPER
i Ga l a W i - F i L i n u x
B a s e d P h o t o Fra m e
Easily and professionally digitize
your old analog cassettes and
vinyl records into digital MP3 files.
Wi-Fi enabled photo frame
can pull photos from Gmail
and Flickr and it has a touch
screen interface for network
configuration.
Compact turntables allow you
to listen to classic vinyl and
convert your music to MP3
via USB connection.
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$99.99
t h i n kg e e k .co m /C 8 B 7
$34.99
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$239.99
15 " g i g a n t o r
d i g i ta l p h o t o f ra m e
Mv i x U lt i o 10 8 0 p B i t
T o rr e n t M e d i a P l ay e r
BLIPTRONIC 5000
LED SYNTHESIZER
Digital Media Player Supports
native 1080p output and has a built
in BitTorrent client with support for
oodles of video codecs including MKV.
Unique synthesizer created looping
melodies. Chain multiple units together
for more complex songs.
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$49.99
$169.99
This 15" oversized digital photo frame
really delivers with a sharp display and a
reasonable-size price.
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$149.99
tix led clock
Stylish desk or wall
clock uses LED patterns
to tell time.
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$39.99
Crystal USB Desktop Speakers
#include <beer.h>
These speakers are clearly
awesome and ready to rock.
Any sufficiently advanced
system inevitably
includes beer.
$39.99
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SINGLE GL A SS
$7.99
4 - PA CK
$24.99
s tar g at e c o a s t e r s
t-amp gen 2 amplifier
Once proud interplanetary gateways,
now keeps rings off your table.
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Incredible stereo amplifier
trounces the audio quality of
others costing 10 times as much.
$29.99
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$79.99
usb drum kit
Plug this roll-up drum set into your USB port
and procrastinate the rest of the day.
Rock band not included.
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$29.99
B e at i n g H e ar t
Stress Relief Pillow
These pillows vibrate with a special
rhythmic heartbeat to calm your nerves.
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$34.99 - 49.99
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Home is where the heart is. Unless, of course,
you’ve had a transplant. In which case, YMMV.
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LE D Fa u c e t
and Shower Lights
Own the keenest faucet
or showerhead on the
block! LEDs change from
blue to red as temperature
increases.
Sa m u ra i S w o rd
Ha n d l e U m br e l l a
l a s e r s tar s
pr o j e c t o r
It looks like you’re carrying
a samurai sword, but it’s really
an awesome umbrella.
Thousands of green laser
stars and blue gaseous
clouds on your ceiling.
Ga l i l e o T h e r m o m e t e r
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A different kind of floating thermometer.
$19.99 - 49.99
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$29.99
$169.99
$39.99
m u lt i c o l o r l e d l i g h t b u l b
Push a button, get a color.
Includes 4 transition effects flash, strobe, fade, smooth.
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$39.99
w o o d s tat i o n
w e at h e r
d i s p l ay
A perfect blend of nature and technology.
outdoor
lcd window
thermometer
N e v e r l at e
A l ar m C l o c k s
Choose between the 7-Day or the Executive
version (pictured) of these feature-loaded
alarm clocks.
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$99.99
$34.99 - 59.99
t i ta n i u m s p o r k
t h e t h i n kg e e k e p o c h c l o c k
Perhaps the greatest
gastronomic invention since
lickable wallpaper. Hunger,
beware - your end is near!
This alarm clock displays the time in six
different formats (standard, hexadecimal,
octal binary, Roman and epoch!)
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$49.99
$8.99
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H o rr o r M o v i e S h o w e r
C u r ta i n & B at h Mat
Easily mounts outside and features a large
LCD display for easy temperature reading.
Show your love of the macabre with
this bloody bath mat and shower curtain.
Sold separately.
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$12.99
$19.99
s u n a n d m o o n j ar s
Jam jars store jam, the Sun and Moon
Jars store sunshine for nighttime!
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$29.99 - 34.99
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t h e r e ’s n o p l a c e l i k e
12 7. 0 . 0 .1 d o o r / f l o o r m at
Another way to say: 10 print Home:
20 print Sweet: 30 goto 10
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$39.99
Whether it’s a houseboat or a geodesic dome,
clock y
This little alarm clock on wheels makes
you chase it down before you can turn it off.
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$49.99 - 59.99
MONT Y P Y THON
KILLE R R A B B IT SLI P P E R S
Wear these cozy versions of the most
feared beast in all of history. The mouth
even opens and closes when you walk!
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$34.99
your home can always use more cool stuff.
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gadgets
+ gizmos
LE D M A GNETIZE D
TELESCO P IC R ESCUE STICK
Extends up to 26 inches to pick up metallic
parts trapped in tight spaces.
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$4.99
H u m p i n g US B D o g s
USB-powered dogs are happy
to endlessly hump when plugged
into your computer.
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$9.99
Q WOUL D B E P R OU D
lens
Spy Ca m e ra
V i d e o Wat c h
Ph antom K e ystrok er V2
doctor who
s o n i c s c r e w dr i v e R
The Keystroker periodically makes
random mouse movements and types
out odd garbage text and phrases.
Perfect for capturing
spontaneous video, with
8GBs of storage capacity.
Just like the one the good Doctor
uses. Sonic screws beware!
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$12.99
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$99.99
$17.99
LE D Ma g n e t i c D i g i ta l Gra f f i t I
Decorate your world with LED Graffiti that
light up and stick to metal surfaces.
Doctor Who
Tard i s 4 P o r t
US B H u b
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$7.99
A u t o LE D
a n i m at e d
t- q u a l i z e r s h i r t
This LED flashlight lives and
recharges in your car’s cigarette lighter,
ready for when you need light.
Glowing, animated
T-Qualizer shirt moves
to music!
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t h i n kg e e k .co m / 8 a 5 b
$24.99
$29.99
A 4 port USB hub
replicating the 1950s
Police phonebox Tardis
from the show.
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$29.99
Hydr o k i n e t i c
A d j u s tab l e Wr e n c h
U lt ra -t h i n
D i g i ta l V o i c e
R e c o rd e r
This credit card size digital
voice recorder features 2GB
of built-in storage for over 69
hours of recording time.
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$99.99
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This wrench has a unique,
liquid-core that lets the wrench
glide through 23 different sizes
and anything in between.
Micro
Ca m c o rd e r P r o
Small USB flash drive fits
completely inside of the watch.
Taking tiny camcorders
to the next level, this
little guy’s half the size
of a stick of gum, and can
record hours of VGA video
on a microSD card.
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$49.99
$99.99
US B H i dd e n
Fl ash Drive
Wat c h
“Life without gadgets is akin to a slow, painful death by
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tentacled planet hoppers.” - ThinkGeek Maxim #433
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techies
US B M e m o ry Wat c h
n o, I WILL
NOT FIX Y OU R
COM P UTE R
Wear this disclaimer
to head it off at the pass
This watch helps you
carry your valuable data
with you at all times.
The USB connector
is cleverly stored in
the watch. Available in
4GB or 8GB
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$19.99 - 39.99
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e x t ra r e a l e s t a t e
$15.99 - 19.99
m a n dy l i o n
pa s s w o rd
manager
LILLI P UT MINI US B MONITO R
A single USB connection from your computer
gets you an instant high-resolution secondary
display, perfect for monitoring your IM,
Twitter, To-Do List, etc.
MIMO SLI D E R
TOUCH US B MONITO R
Similar to the Lilliput, this USB powered
secondary display features a super-slim
folding design with built in touchscreen.
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$99.99
Blue Violet
La s e r P o i n t e r
This laser outputs light in the 405
nanometer wavelength which produces
a very unique blue-violet color beam.
A secure, convenient,
and cost-effective
device built specifically
for generating and
protecting
your passwords.
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$149.99
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$49.99
$229.99
l e d b i n ary wat c h
Show your geek skills when
you read the time in binary.
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$69.99
usb squid
Turn one USB port into four
with this clever little USB hub.
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Lux eed Dyn a mic
P i x e l LE D K e yb o ard
$19.99
Amazing keyboard features a colorchanging LED under each key. Assign each
key its own glowing color. You can even
make the keys react when you type.
Significantly brighter than a red laser
pointer, the beam itself can be seen in
mid-air in the dark.
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$139.99 - 149.99
$69.99
G u n n ar C o m p u t e r G l a s s e s
S ta i n l e s s
S t e e l Wa l l e t
Staring at your computer screen all
day can lead to dry and tired eyes. These
glasses are specifically designed to combat
computer-related eye-strain.
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E x t e r n a l US B
S ATA D r i v e D o c k
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$79.99
A great toolkit for the computer repair geek.
If you’ve got a spare
Serial-ATA drive lying
around, connect it
quickly to your USBenabled PC with
this simple dock.
D u c t Tap e
Wa l l e t by D u c t i
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$69.99
$39.99 - 77.99
$14.99
$79.99 - 99.99
WO R KSTATION
R E PA I R TOOLKIT
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g r e e n La s e r P o i n t e r II
Behind every successful computer is a half a potato
chip, two pens, a paperclip, and dust bunnies.
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ar m w r e s t l i n g f t w !
goodies
diy
g o r i l l ap o d
The Gorillapod
tripod family secures
your compact camera
to just about anything.
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$19.99 - 49.99
Ed g e R o b o t i c A r m K i t
i void
warra n t i e s
If it ain’t broke, take
it apart and fix it.
t h i n kg e e k .co m / 8 f 5 2
$15.99 - 17.99
DIY Blood
Typ i n g T e s t K i t
Build your own fully functional Robot
Arm that includes 5 motors with 5
axes of movement.
Find out what blood type you
are with this easy to do kit.
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$49.99
$8.99
Z i l l a M u lt i -t o o l
d i y dr i n k i n g s t raw z
A monster tool ready
to crush your average
multi-tool, the Zilla is
a unique design from
Columbia River Knife
and Tool.
All drinks taste
better if you build
the straw yourself!
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$9.99 - 24.99
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$34.99
D i g i ta l M e a s u r i n g Tap e
Records your measurements
for easy reference.
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$24.99
R at c h e t i n g
H e x Wr e n c h
The ProTool
Manufacturing Ratcheting
Hex Wrench is a big
improvement over the
standard L-type hex wrench.
sneak y uses for
e v e ryday t h i n g S
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$9.99
$9.99 - 11.99
Learn how to use ordinary things
to do extraordinarily sneaky tasks.
magnogrip
k i l l-a -wat t
Magnetic wristband is guaranteed to
securely hold nails, screws, bolts, and tools.
Monitor your electricity
usage. Determine how
much power your
appliances really use.
t h i n kg e e k .co m / 9 17f
$14.99
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$24.99
I m a g e Lab I n s ta n t
Slide Scanner
Digital scanner can
scan 35mm slides or
negatives at a rate of
1 second per slide.
No computer required.
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$99.99
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Your motto: If it ain’t broke, take it apart
and fix it. You have the technology.
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mad science
p o p u l ar s c i e n c e t-s h i r t s
ant works
Show your brainy allegiance to one
of the sciences with these clever shirts.
A NASA-designed space age habitat
for ants. They can breathe and eat the
gel! Now includes glowing LED base!
t h i n kg e e k .co m / s c i e n c e t s
t h i n kg e e k .co m /6 f d 6
$15.99 - 17.99
$29.99
CONSI D E R THIS A SINE
c u r i o u s ly
strong magnets
A set of eighty-seven
or fifty herculean-strength
mini rare-earth magnets.
T h i n kG e e k S l i d e R u l e
Relive the nostalgic days before
the microchip took hold on society.
The ThinkGeek Slide Rule is a faithful
re-creation of the original and capable
of doing complex math calculations
sans batteries or electronics.
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$19.99 - $29.99
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$29.99
periodic
tab l e s h o w e r
c u r ta i n
Lather, rinse, repeat...
ooh, argon!
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$29.99
pI S Y M B OL
ICE CU B E
T R AY S
desktop
c ar n i v o r o u s
plant
Your favorite
irrational number
chills your beverage of choice.
A desktop terrarium
set that will grow ten
varieties of insect-eating madness!
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$8.99
$24.99
h ydr o dy n a m i c
building set
dy n a f l e x
p o w e rba l l g yr o c o p e
Build one of many
designs and learn about
how fluids flow. Great
for science fairs!
Awesome blue LED glow - the world’s
most powerful hand gyroscope.
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WI R ELESS US B
D IGITA L MIC R OSCO P E
Zoom in on small stuff, sans wires.
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$139.99
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$49.99
$89.99
pop quiz
m at h c l o c k
What time is it? Solve this
math problem and find out!
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$26.99
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Entertaining plans for World Domination?
D N A P o r t ra i t
Your own genetic makeup is an art form!
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$149.99
ThinkGeek can get you there in half the time.
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geeks on
s t a l k t a c u l ar
the go
The Bag of Holding
So roomy, you’d think
it was bigger on the inside!
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$49.99
s c a n g a u g e II
automotive computer
Easy to install, multi-function automotive
computer. Mounts in, on or below the dash.
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$159.99
S P YC A M V I D EO P EN
C A ME R A - 4 G B
The classic secret agent pen camera,
updated with video capabilities.
Spyc a m V i d e o / M P 3 /
Ca m e ra S u n g l a s s e s
CLOSE D - HOO D
C A R JUM P STA R TE R
These sunglasses capture excellent
quality video and photos or you can
listen to MP3s on them!
Connects via the cigarette lighter
outlets and allows you to jump start
your car without opening the hood.
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t h i n kg e e k .co m /a 8 a0
$119.99
$24.99
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$99.99
Coffee Cup
Power Inverter
Lets you easily use your
electronics on the road and
fits into your car cupholder.
S ta i n l e s s
Steel 8GB
V i d e o Wat c h
Fr e e L o ad e r P r o
S o l ar C h ar g e r
The latest in video
watch fashion,
sporting a massive 8GB of storage space
and stainless steel case and watch band.
An upgrade to the very popular
Freeloader solar charger with many
new features, including more
power storage capacity.
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t h i n kg e e k .co m / b e b 8
$99.99
$79.99
OHSO P o c k e t T o o t h br u s h
The ultimate travel toothbrush stores its own toothpaste.
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$19.99
t h i n kg e e k .co m / B 2 9 E
S P YC A M c ar k e y
f o b C A ME R A - 4 G B
$29.99
Tiny size video camera in
the shape of a car key remote.
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$79.99
M A G P IX 10 8 0 P H D
MINI C A MCO R D E R
Tiny camcorder records video in full
1080p HD. Tilting screen and built in
LED illumination.
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p o r tab l e p h o t o s t u d i o
Makes the difference between
sold and unsold on eBay.
t h i n kg e e k .co m /a 2 0 5
$49.99
X- m i n i Cap s u l e Sp e a k e r s
Shockingly huge sound
out of this tiny speakers.
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$24.99 - 49.99
$169.99
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May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be at
your back, and may the wi-fi be plentiful and free.
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cell phone
c a n yo u h e ar m e n o w ?
+ wi-fi
Bluetooth
Wat c h w i t h
Ca l l e r I D
D i s p l ay
A perfect companion
for your cell phone —
use this watch to see
who is calling or mute
your phone’s ringer.
Crabb l e F o l d i n g
i P h o n e S ta n d
Folds up to a tiny size and can handle
landscape and portrait placement
of many phones.
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$3.99
t h i n kg e e k .co m /c16 c
$79.99
cellphone signal boosters
vers wood iphone case
Extend your cellphone range when
your coverage is not so hot. Choose
from a portable USB version for your
laptop, or powerful dual-band home
office model.
Beautiful iPhone case is hand-crafted
from cherry, walnut or bamboo.
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$39.99
Dual Band Cellphone
Signalboost E x tender
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$329.99
usb cellphone booster
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$99.99
bluetooth l aser
v i r t u a l k e yb o ard
A i rC u rv e i P h o n e
Acoustic Amplifier
Laser projection keyboard
allows you to type on any
flat surface.
Stylish dock acoustically
amplifies your iPhone with
no batteries needed.
t h i n kg e e k .co m / 819 3
$149.99
BluAlert
B ra c e l e t
t h i n kg e e k .co m / b 6 c a
$19.99
Fashionable and
functional, this Bluetooth
bracelet buzzes when
your cellphone rings.
wifi detec tor shirt
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w i f i d e t e c t o r c ap
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$39.99 - 59.99
$14.99
Pogo Sketch
i P h o n e / Ma c B o o k S t y l u s
Phone headset with throat mic eliminates
any outside sound. Perfect for
motorcycles or combat.
Specially designed stylus works
with iPhone, iPod Touch and
MacBook Multi-Touch Trackpad.
t h i n kg e e k .co m /c 8 e1
$119.99
A new way to use
your cell phone’s Bluetooth.
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P o r tab l e
Elec tronics
C h ar g i n g S tat i o n
$14.99
Give your gadgets a nice comfortable
spot to rest and recuperate.
t h i n kg e e k .co m / 8 9 2 8
t h i n kg e e k .co m /a 6 5 b
$29.99
$29.99
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Totally functional Wi-Fi detector
built into an EL Illuminated t-shirt
and cap.
$19.99
B L A CK O P S TH R O AT
MIC i P HONE HE A D SET
bluetooth
retro
handset
wi-fi detector
s h i r t a n d c ap
“If your ringtone is ‘Poker Face,’ your phone will be
washed in the nearest toilet.” - ThinkGeek HQ Rules
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cube goodies
nom nom nom
l u n c h ba g
I made you a sammich,
but I eated it.
t h i n kg e e k .co m / B 9 1E
p l ay w i t h y o u r ba l l s
$12.99
m i n i s h o pp i n g
c ar t d e s k o r g a n i z e r
A fun way to organize
your pens, pencils and other
assorted office detritus.
B UCK Y B A LLS M A GNETIC
B UIL D ING S P HE R ES
t h i n kg e e k .co m / B e 9 b
$9.99
216 rare earth magnets, spherical,
and ready to make any shape you
can imagine.
“ties suck“ tie
A great-looking tie
with binary code on
it translating to “ties
suck.” Very subtle.
t h i n kg e e k .co m / 57f f
$24.99
Mini Business
Card F i l e Cab i n e t
It’s a shrunken down file cabinet
that stores your business cards.
t h i n kg e e k .co m / 9 d 8 4
$12.99
t h i n kg e e k .co m / b b e 8
$29.99
m ar s h m a l l o w s h o o t e r
f i n g e r dr u m s
State of the art – food, fun,
and ballistics in perfect harmony.
A small motion-sensitive
drum set for your desk. Rock on!
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t h i n kg e e k .co m / 9 2 2 f
$22.99
$24.99
the red
swingline
s tap l e r
I believe we have your stapler...
an actual red Swingline stapler!
t h i n kg e e k .co m /61b 7
$21.99
D e ad Fr e d P e n H o l d e r
US B LE D B E V E R A GE COOLE R
Stab Fred all you
want, he won’t mind.
A retro-stylin’ way to keep your canned
beverages chilled deskside.
t h i n kg e e k .co m /a 7 7 7
t h i n kg e e k .co m / 9 6 b 3
$9.99
$19.99
Sp l at S ta n
Coa steR
D o o m s day D e v i c e US B H u b
Press button and end world.
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$39.99
N o t A Pap e r C u p
Victim of a tragic
drinking incident.
Environmentally friendly
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