NRR May 2013 - Northern Rockies Rider
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NRR May 2013 - Northern Rockies Rider
Serving Washington, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, So. Dakota, B. C. and Alberta “Your Northern Rocky Mountain Riding Authority” FREE Take one home! Northern Rockies Rider Volume 2, Number 2 • May 2013 • A Continental Communications Publication • [email protected] • 406-498-3250 The Lochsa... 150 miles of curves, good pavement, magnificent scenery One of the top three routes in the U.S.? Most would agree By Cole Boehler It was already greening up when this idyllic U.S. 12 scene was captured April 3 this year. Dani Rollison-Collins photo. Perhaps the most famous and most photographed highway sign in motorcycling is posted just a mile east of Lowell, Idaho. It is along the Lolo Pass-Lochsa River route on U.S. Hwy 12. It says, “WINDING ROAD NEXT 77 MILES.” I first posed there for a photo in the late 1980s. Over the years a bunch of friends have also had pictures taken with their machines and the sign in the background. Years later those pictures evoke powerful and crystal clear memories of the epic rides that ensued. That sign designates what most regard to be one of the three best motorcycle roads in the U.S. It is known as U.S. 12, Lolo Pass or “The Lochsa.” This incredible route traverses 28 miles of Montana and, depending upon what you regard as the Idaho end – in our case, Orofino – another 135 miles of superb mountain riding down the Lochsa (pronounced like “lock-saw”) and Clearwater River Valleys. By the way, a few years ago we See Lochsa, Page 8 Black Hills Motorcycle Show draws near 2,000 By Dottie Rankin NR Rider Wyoming correspondent For dedicated riders there is something compelling about a motorcycle show, and there is something magnetic about the Black Hills, so when you combine a motorcycle show with the Black Hills you can’t resist going. April 13-14 was the 25th Anniversary of the Black Hills Motorcycle Show. It promised to be the region’s premier display of iron artwork under the roof of Rapid City’s Rushmore Plaza Civic Center. Highlighted were the “original and nostalgic” as well as the “contemporary and cutting-edge” motorcycles. The Black Hills Motorcycle Show was conducted in Barnett Arena at the Northern Rockies Rider m www.northernrockiesrider.co 2013-2014 $3.95 Top Tours tes Favorite motorcycle rou as featured in Northern Rockies Rider Dakota > British Columbia > South > Washington > Idaho ing Wyom > > Montana Rushmore Plaza Civic Center located in the heart of downtown Rapid City, right next door to the Journey Museum. Show hours were from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Sat., April 13 and 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Sun., April 14. Awards were presented at 3 p.m. Sunday. It was estimated just under 2,000 enthusiasts attended the show. There were 25 classes of motorcycles and awards went to first, second and third place in each category. The most sought after award was the Best of Show Award which was voted by those attending the show. The 36 vendors lined all four Black Hills Motorcycle Show’s 25th Anniversary was an appropriate celebration of See Black Hills, Page 2 riding and the show. Enjoy first edition of ‘Top Tours’! To our wonderful Northern Rockies Rider distributors and readers: This issue carries our first annual edition of “Top Tours” magazine. We hope you enjoy it. NR Rider distributors may sell the magazine at the $3.95 cover price, or for a lesser sale price, or may simply give it to their best customers as a way of showing appreciation. Please note the “Top Tours” supporting advertisers: they purchased a presence in the magazine because they cater to riders and want more of them through their doors. That, in itself, is a good reason to patronize these fine businesses. We promised we would print 5,000 copies, a reasonable amount when the project was first conceived. Because of growing demand, we wound up printing 6,750, a 35 percent circulation bonus for advertisers! You’re welcome. We are already planning our 2014 edition of “Top Tours.” With the increased distribution, the 2013 rates cannot remain in place, but we will maintain them until July 1 this year. Book your space now for next year at this year’s low rates. Change service requested: 914 Holmes Ave., Butte, MT 59701 PRSRT STD U.S. POSTAGE PAID Permit No. 93 Livingston, MT Axmaker: It’s all about Corner Control Culture Clash? ‘Odd Couple’ initiates cultural exchange Page 15 Page 22 Northern Rockies Rider - 2 May 2013 Black Hills they received a prize in the Full Bagger category. That seems fitting somehow. The best part of a bike show are the people. That weekend 1,825 motorcycleloving souls ventured out in the brisk from page 1 walls of the building representing a mixture of businesses and motorcycle organizations. has grown steadily since. When asked about the challenges of staging a successful motorcycle show, he said it’s always a concern to get enough exhibits and bikes in the door. He said that since the very first show and shine, the Black Hills show has been held in the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center, and they have consistently increased the space utilized as their show continued to grow; a good problem to have. He said he sees a continuing and bright future for the From the ridiculous ... to the sublime: rat bike to fantastic custom. To ride is to accessorize. There were vendors representing accessories and apparel (lots of leather). Events such as the Sturgis Rally had booths, even schools for those interested in the more technical side of motorcycles as a career. Motorcycle social groups were also apparent such as local H.O.G. (Harley Owner’s Groups), Soldiers for Jesus, A.B.A.T.E. and Christian Motorcycle Association. Youth and Family Services even brought a sand pit for the kids. A new event this year was a Vendor Poker Run. Show patrons could visit each vendor booth and get a special card stamped to become eligible to win a gas barbecue grill. This year the show added another feature: Laura Klock, of Klock Werks Kustom Cycles based in Mitchell, So. Dak. Cycle Source Magazine named Laura Motorcycling Woman of the year in 2008 and again in 2011. Laura is vice president of Klock Werks and runs the business with her husband Brian. Laura is a main cog in “Helping With Horsepower,” a charitable extension of Klock Werks. “Helping With Horsepower” partnered with Youth and Family Services “Girl’s Inc.” to build and raffle off a motorcycle to benefit that organization. Laura designed the curriculum for this project to enhance the girls’ self-esteem and give them confidence to realize they are capable of pursuing any career they choose. Klock Werks donated the bike that is being rebuilt. Of course the reason we were all at the show was the bikes. The show drew 124 bike entries from a five-state area. They were from North Dakota, Montana, South Dakota, Iowa and Nebraska. The 28,800 square foot arena smelled like polish and literally glistened with chrome. The judged entries were posed, primped, prettied up and gleaming. Contestants were urged to display their bikes “with a finished appearance from all sides” as a quality display would improve their total scores and their chances of winning. There was even a photographer available to capture the memories Motorcycles, and showing them competitively, is often a family affair. 30-degree weather. The atmosphere was event. fun and exciting, and the traffic flow The entrants, vendors, the was brisk though somewhat stronger volunteer Black Hills Motorcycle Show Saturday than Sunday. Young and old Committee, both major and minor alike enjoyed the show and displays. The show was a well run, professional, smoothly flowing affair, adding to the enjoyment factor. The organization behind the event is the Black Hills Motorcycle Show Committee and it seems after 25 years they have it down to where it runs like a well-oiled One of the committee wheels is Roger machine. Roeszler, who looks tired but content. Everywhere we looked there were sponsors and those who came to members observe all played a role in making this of the quarter-century-old show the success Entrants put plenty of effort into 360-degree displays that enhanced Committee. it is. the machine’s appeal. If anyone If you like motorcycles or if you are – vendor, patron or entrant – needed interested in being a vendor or entrant so winners of first, second and third anything they didn’t have far to look. for the 2014 Black Hills Motorcycle received their picture within a plaque. Northern Rockies Rider sat down with Show, contact Clay Trulson at Black Awards were presented for Best of Hills Harley Davidson: 605-342-9362. Show, Best Display, Best Paint, Featured one of the founding members of the show, Roger Roeszler, from Milwaukee. Editor’s note: Watch the July edition Guest’s Choice and Judge’s Choice. Best He says that the show started with the of Northern Rockies rider for a report of show was determined by popular local H.O.G. club as a small Show and on the S.M.E.G. Motorcycle Show in vote. Best Display, Best Paint, and Shine in Rapid City’s Bakken Park and Kalispell, Mont., set for June 1. Judges Choice were all determined by the judges. There was also a Featured Guest Choice Category that was judged by the featured guest, in this case Laura Klock. It was interesting to note that Sturgis Brown High School (South Dakota) won two awards, first Members of the Black Hills Motorcycle Show Committee: (left-to-right) Rob Reynolds, in Best Paint Gary Janzen, Alex Kulesza, Nancy Williams, Clay Trulson, Cheryl Trulson, Mike Williams, The Klock Werks custom build to be raffled for the benefit of girls. category and Rob Burton, Todd Holen, Neal Schlottman and Matt McCormick. May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 3 From the editor and publisher, Cole Boehler Greetings er in Prior to launching Northern Rockies Rid ball and April of 2012, we gazed into our crystal a publication of 3,500 circulation. established advertising rates suitable for re we stood at the end of one year. Our gazing told us that might be whe and adjusted because our vision We need to get our bi-foculs checked ber of 2012, six months earlier was blurry. We hit 3,500 back in Septem than anticipated! ion and will print 5,200 for We printed 5,000 copies of our April edit readers like the content, and we May. Our circulation grows because our and business/distributors are know this since more and more readers requesting copies, or more copies. esent an incredible value but So, here we are with ad rates that repr ting and distribution and other will not cover our ever increasing prin . expenses. Clearly something must give costs or drive revenues, Business owners know the choices: cut examining our cost structure or some of both. At this point, we are ent in February!; U.S. went up (Canadian mail costs jumped 40 perc look at ad rates and the revenue side substantially, too) but will also take a of the ledger. ed for 3,500 circulation, it must With our initial rate structure calibrat change. $595. With 3,500 circulation, A full page is currently priced as low as efficient and cost-effective rate. At that is just 17¢ per impression, a very impression, scandalously cheap!, 5,200 circulation, that rate is just 11¢ per eted niche. especially considering our tightly targ crystal ball. What do we see? Now we return our gaze to the 2013-14 growth, but we will have to At present we see continued distribution rain the expense. We also see a find new efficiencies there while we rest . So that cheap $595 full page 20-25 percent ad rate adjustment needed 50. Still, at $750, a regular full page will have to be priced closer to $700-$7 6,000 circulation, also an excellent would only be 13¢ per impression with value. ked out and in place beginning We will have the new rate structure wor a rate surprise on our customers, July 1. We don’t believe in “springing” renew at the old rates until July 1. so will give them all a chance to buy or they last! Take advantage of the low rates while entage of sold v. unsold space. perc our We will also need to boost , over the next couple of years, 50 We’ll shoot to get that to 40 percent and more sales calls and sales. We are percent. This means we need to make nd sales rep working full-time. adding a part-timer in order to get a seco loyalty, we will reach our With continued reader and advertising objectives. Casper Wyoming’s 2nd Annual August 1st and 2nd 2013 3pm-11pm 2 days before the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Harley & the V-Twins daily from 6pm-10pm Event Location WY I-25, exit 188 B Ramkota Hotel of Casper, Wyoming Harley-Davidson Preferred Hotel Vendors please contact the Casper Area Chamber of Commerce, Casper, Wyo. • 307-234-5311 ghosttownbikerrally.com the best bloody marys in the black hills Wyoming State H.O.G. Rally July 11 - 13th 2013 Thermopolis, Wyoming - Home of the “World’s Largest Hot Springs”! Come Ride the Wind River Canyon! • “Bike Parade of Lights” • Kip Attaway free concert • Poker Runs and Bike Games • Great Vendors For registration and info: www.wystatehogrally.com Contact Jenni at 307-921-8943 or Troy at 307-921-2704 happy hour mon-fri 5 to 7 free pool fridays $1 tap tuesdays Motorcycle Friendly Bar! (307) 746-3382 114 West Main, Newcastle, Wyoming 82701 Monday-Saturday 12pm - 2am • Sunday 12pm - 10pm SPONSORED BY WESTON COUNTY TRAVEL COMMISSION. Northern Rockies Rider - 4 Opinion May 2013 The majority can behave punitively toward a minority Tobacco and alcohol consumers, retailers and manufacturers have for years paid special excise taxes, some say justified because of the health risks and social costs associated with consuming them. We’re not surprised to see some are now advocating and trying to justify similar taxes on firearms, accessories and ammunition. However, alarmingly we saw a recent press report where an advocate of these kinds of taxes grouped alcohol, tobacco and unhelmeted riders together as things with great inherent social costs and therefore deserving of special taxes. Never underestimate the willingness of a self-righteous majority to punish a minority they detest. Or perhaps author C.S. Lewis said it best: “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” Yes, omnipotent moral busybodies who operate with the approval of their own consciences... Dangerous, indeed! Tobacco users for years have been hounded by the busybodies with special taxes that run from 50¢ to $2 and more per day; now kicked out of the last sanctuaries where the vice could be enjoyed: bars! You see these miserable souls hunched in alley corners, total social outcasts indulging in their legal habits. We’re all familiar with examples of punitive laws and ordinances meant to banish riders to ... where? Kick them off the public lands, kick them out of the park systems, kick them out of the subdivision or suburb... In most of these cases, riders fighting from a defensive stance have beaten back the prohibitionists, arguing mostly on a constitutional and/or statutory basis. But the anti-bike crowd has the power, and may have the will, to amend statutes, write new ones, maybe seek constitutional change ... or impose special taxes. In our circulation area, only the state of Washington has a statute mandating helmets. All Canadian provinces do, as is apt for that more socialist society. It’s the hard work of riders in the legislatures of the other states that keeps freedom of choice available here. But, we would bet $1,000 that if referendums or statutory initiatives mandating helmets were placed on the ballots in Idaho, Wyoming, Montana and South Dakota tomorrow, they would pass overwhelmingly, despite the Libertarian tendencies of the citizenry of these states. We’ve seen some surveys that indicate this is indeed so. What about initiatives or referendums to outlaw aftermarket exhausts? Same outcome. Horsepower limits? Yup. Special new taxes? Special new insurance requirements? Earlier we wrote that motorcycle households probably constitute a minority of 1.3 percent. Other research indicates that 42 percent of the population disapproves of our 1.3 percent. And that really doesn’t mean 58 percent approve. The safety-crats and social nannies have a problem when taking on firearms, either in efforts to limit their availability, their design or their capacity, or to impose “social cost” taxes (some have proposed special insurance requirements for gun owners, dealers and manufacturers): that problem is the Second Amendment. Another almost immovable obstacle: a very well heeled, well organized and powerful lobby. Thirdly, gun-owner households are a large minority (32 percent) and there may be no more dedicated and vociferous minority around. Just challenge them and you will see! Motorcyclists have none of those protections. Being organized and dedicated is our hope when the “social reformers” put their crosshairs on our backs. Other than that, we can avoid antagonizing them; challenging them to “do something” about us. Right now, what I hear that most arouses the hostility of the populace toward motorcycles is loud pipes. A close second is the sport bike rider, also with a loud aftermarket exhaust, who is stunting and otherwise exhibiting a blatant disregard for safety and the law; i.e. is perceived to be putting law-abiding citizens in danger. I am a hunter. Am I ashamed of this? No. But I am aware there is a growing segment of the population that finds hunting to be cruel and barbaric and thus repugnant. Of course they are mistaken, but I am conscientious enough regarding their feelings that I will not go into public wearing hunter orange, and I will avoid being seen with blood and gore that sometimes splatters a hunter during the field dressing process. In short, I avoid “getting in their face” because hunters are a social minority who face an increasingly emotional, strident, well-funded and organized opposition. As motorcyclists, let’s appreciate our minority status; let’s accept there is substantial public disapproval of what we do; let’s grasp that a majority that is hostile can restrict our enjoyment of the sport and raise the cost of participation appreciably, maybe prohibitively. And let’s admit that “in your face” attitudes and actions will contribute to our own demise. Northern Rockies Rider Published ten times annually - Jan./Feb., March-Oct., Nov./Dec. A Continental Communications Publication 914 Holmes Ave., Butte, MT 59701 406-498-3250 • <[email protected]> Editor and Publisher - Cole D. Boehler • <[email protected]> Business and Sales Manager - Dani M. 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Apparently, about 20 or 30 minutes after we –I am a Greek (who was mentioned in the waved at JC and his pal at that junction, JC wrecked previous NR Rider article) who likes the bikes the Victory ... and his life – and his family’s – will be and who has a sympathy for the American people forever changed. The sorrow ... because the most of you are clear persons without I know I don’t need to lecture our readers on Marilyn and I were out for a fine Saturday cruise guile and you have helped me when I needed motorcycle dangers and safety, and that’s not my March 30. We headed east over Pipestone Pass, anything. You are all welcome to my country intent. then north up the Boulder Valley to Helena, then for a tour in wine vineyards and plenty of ouzo I just want to reinforce that we never know west over McDonald Pass, stopping for lunch at Law accompanied by seafood. what lies around that next corner. The Dog’s at little Posted 04 April most experienced and skillful rider can Elliston. –Tomorrow’s the day we bring (Patriot’s bike) encounter JC’s fate – or worse – and the When we home. I feel like an 8 year old on Christmas Eve. less experienced and skillful are more pulled in we –From Patriot: the bike would still be sitting in my likely to. Cole Boehler noticed a garage with me still on the ledge otherwise...and I’m Let’s ride with the right level of Editor and Publisher Harley and not kidding healthy and constructive fear; let’s Northern Rockies Rider a gorgeous Posted 05 April appreciate the potential consequences Victory Arlen –All right, it is done. I will let the pics talk. of a mistake or bad luck. Ness Vegas –Compilation of posts: Woo Hoo!! Ride on, Let’s thank our Creator every day for 8-Ball parked (Partriot)! Oh yeah! Glad we could collectively our good fortune ... and good luck ... so in the lot. The provide for a happy ending to this saga. Hopefully far. Let’s enjoy the wonderful world of paint on that Victory was stunning, gleaming and this engine will run for another 100k or more. I’m riding – the freedom and fun and thrills of it. twinkling in the spring sunlight. doing my Happy Dance right now! :-)) But foremost, let’s always keep our focus, We stepped inside and the two other patrons, –Aaron the mechanic was extremely happy anticipate the worst case, maybe slow down a little, obviously the riders of the machines outside, were and never mix drinking and riding. Kiss and hug your to see us. He already knew about this forum, we enjoying a beverage. It didn’t take us long to strike explained to him that not just the entire country, loved ones every day, because ... up a conversation as riders of all genres are inclined but that folks in Europe, the UK, Australia and yes, There but for the grace of God go we. to do. even Greece (yes, Mihalis, you have left your mark We learned these fellows worked for the Montana here!) were following this thread and we had a The joy! Department of Transportation and lived just 50 or responsibility to them all. This was worth doing and 60 miles away in the little town of Drummond where Last month I wrote about an Internet forum whose you all did it. My compliments and my thanks to all of Flint Creek dumps into the Clark Fork. members, spontaneously, charitably, raised the you. Of course they knew many people we know, so money – over $3,000 – to acquire and install a new –Forum member at the pick-up: Motor looks real we exchanged gossip regarding who was up to what engine in another needy member’s motorcycle. That good. All seals and gaskets are dry. Aaron couldn’t these days. rider goes by “Patriot.” He is a leader of his local say enough good about the used motor. He said it We also learned the guy on the H-D bought his Patriot Guard Riders chapter. The column found its was well kept waiting for sale and it was packaged ride in Anchorage last year, then rode it directly to way to the forum. extremely well for shipment. He also complimented Sturgis! The fellow riding the Victory, “JC,” had just Here are some excerpted and edited comments all of you for sending all of the seals, o-rings, picked up his bike a few weeks previous and was a in the aftermath: gskts, and small parts that he needed to do the job novice. Posted 28 March right. He said all valves are well within spec, and the They were saddling up when we were preparing –Stopped by the shop today, she is prrring like a compression was also very good. to leave, but we squeezed in another 10 minutes of kitten! READY... –From Patriot: amazing day...everything works. –Great News. The bike looks fantastic. Soon a BS in the parking lot (while Marilyn patiently waited It was a hell of a lot of fun riding the bike even just ride report? in her riding gear). We told them our route; theirs around the block... So here’s what again is amazing... Posted 01 April was still somewhat open: west, then north, then as of this afternoon I’m serving two funerals –First off....a huge WOW!!!! I’m brand new here maybe southwest; or further north, then west, then tomorrow (Sat.) which makes for a 250 mi day... and just finished reading all 31 pages of this in one south... Improvisation is good. Sunday, have a PGR (Patriot Guard Riders) crawfish sitting! I didn’t get a bit of work done this morning!! They pulled out a couple minutes ahead of us. boil 15 mi away I can ride to...and got a message LOL. This has to be the most We got to the from a wife that her active duty soldier husband died awesome story ever!! I feel next junction from PTSD after doing 2 tours in Afghanistan, and We passed a pleasant hour. It was very emotionally involved now!! would I come to honor him at his funeral Monday. So, where we clear these guys were having a grand day, What a great story! Great to planned to I’m back to work at what I do best, and it’s because turn north and, mixing camaraderie with the good weather see such awesome folks here!! of you. The most frequent frustration and anger and Posted 02 April apparently, so brokeness I was feeling when the bike grenaded and and excellent local riding opportunities. –Hey everyone, guess did they. They affected my PGR participation so much, was the 5 what? We’re famous! Well, were parked comments from 5 different ladies many months apart: we’ve made the news. Forum member Big Sky at the junction, seeming to adjust some apparel. We immediately after a funeral of a KIA...Mothers who (Cole Boehler) is also the editor/publisher of a great passed by with a wave and headed up the highway. just buried their sons make every effort to find me, monthly newsletter called the “Northern Rockies We did not see them again that day. hug me, cry on my shoulder, and say “Thank you Rider.” He let me know he had just finished an That Monday I e-mailed a friend who ranches in for being here...You made this day easier for me”... Op/Ed piece about this very thread, and all of the the same valley where JC and his pal live, and told and I think that on this lady’s most horrible day of her him about the chance encounter out on the road with generous and caring people that made it happen. I life, what I and my PGR platoon did, just showing got permission to host his article for you to read... these mutual friends. up, made this dear lady’s day easier. So that’s what –What a great article! Thanks for the link. Wednesday I was at a literary reading in a funky and why I do what I do. And that is what each of you, –Damn you Fred! Now I got the sniffles and cafe. My nephew was going public for the first time DIRECTLY, have made it possible to continue to something must have gotten in my eye. with some of his creative writing. It was a highly happen over the months and future to come as it’s –Big Sky sure makes us all seem nice and noble enjoyable and exciting experience. The room was needed, and when it’s needed... doesn’t he? I am proud to have been a small part of packed with friends and supporters Posted 06 April this. For some reason, during a break I grabbed my From Patriot: day 1 report: had to find and sort –Makes ya think, there is hope for this country iPad and checked e-mails. through my gear...absolutely perfect weather day. after all. Way to go forumites. Just read the article. One said, “I was struck by your mention of JC Checked and properly aired up tires, mounted Awesome! Nice job Holland as being someone you met last weekend Zumo and Adaptiv radar Big Sky! :-) at Elliston. Thought I should mention to you that JC detector, check battery “A continuous reflection of the huge Posted 03 April apparently was new to motorcycle sports and had after on tender all night, and overflowing blessings overall that – From Patriot a severe accident last weekend. His friends over put flags back on trunk, (the subject of in the Drummond area are remodeling his house shine light through the (perceived) ready to go...Funeral the thread and to accommodate a spinal cord injury resulting in darkness made this season of resurrection Mission for a Desert Storm the guy who got paralysis of his legs at least. I don’t know any more Navy Corpsman to the and reflection very special.” a new motor of the details. It’s too bad, JC is an excellent young Marines (I was Navy). and installation man with a family.” God bless the Army, You could have hit me with a splitting maul. I don’t courtesy the forum Navy, & Air Force, too... remember much more of the nephew’s readings that members): Over the last few weeks it’s been a crazy Of course you want my impression of the bike... mental and physical health phase, but hopefully night. I was literally sick to my stomach. This terrible Kitten Purring Smooth...no other adjective but looking up. I’ve thought of my (forum) friends & accident has been bothering me since, and I only smooooooooooooooooooooooth... Northern Rockies Rider - 6 Letter: Great Paper! Editor, I picked up a couple of issues (of Northern Rockies Rider) at the Spokane (Inland Northwest) bike show. Wished I’d have waited to Opinion talk to you. Great paper! Enclosed $20 (for a subscription). Tim Closson Kootenai, Idaho May 2013 Letters to the editor Tim We wish we had the chance to visit, too. Thanks for the compliment. Enjoy! –The editor Letter: Evocative editorial prompts reader to add commentary Editor, I read your editorial (April, 2013 NR Rider, “Advancing technology points to lost personal privacy”). Good stuff. I can’t really say if you are right or wrong since you don’t really come down on one side or the other. I sense that you are against secondand third-party access to the information (that may be recorded in “black boxes”), but you don’t come out and say so in so many words. I think the article is entirely correct in that all of those other parties (manufacturers, law enforcement, insurance companies) have a desire to get unrestricted access to that data, but I think one sentence you wrote (below) gives some hope that they won’t get it unless we give it to them. “In states where the issue has been decided, laws and legal precedence have been finding the data belongs to the vehicle owner and insurance companies and other second parties need permission to access it.” I’m a libertarian in most regards, so I hope that this always remains true. Even, or maybe especially, in the case of the police investigating a crime, that parametric black box data is the private property of the vehicle owner, so I think that the police should have to go through all the normal channels of probable cause to perform any search. One scary part of this is that many people are willingly being duped into giving that right away just for the (false) promise from their insurance company of “reduced rates.” I know that Progressive is installing their own black boxes in cars for the promise of a reduced rate. Sure, but what happens when you have a claim and the box infers that you were at fault? Even if you were not being negligent, fault status can be used to assign liability, and liability can affect payment of claims. That low rate isn’t going to seem so great then. In the bigger scope, the pervasive public attitude that “anything that makes us safer must be the right thing to do” is pretty alarming to me. But most people just refuse to be concerned about it, worrying more about what’s on TV tonight, or who’ll win the next Superbowl, while their personal freedom and rights are slipping away. Here it is 2013 and we’ve almost made it to 1984. Fred Wills Southern New Hampshire Old School Trikes: The Viagra of the motorcycle world By Steve Kelley NRR columnist two wheels and been there ever since.” Bucky entered the ring: ”I had an old ServiCar once. I got it running and headed out for a ride. At about 55 mph she started wobbling like crazy, Can’t keep it up... like my dog the time he ate half a lug of cherries. So goes the life of an aging biker. Scared the bejesus outta me so I got rid of it. A lifetime of work, war and just plain life Damn death machine, if you ask me.” leaves most of us with broken and damaged “Scoops, you still ride body parts. As two-up with your old lady. Do long as they make you have any trouble staying replacement parts upright at stops?” I asked. we can carry on “Well sir, since she’s a bit almost as well as Steve “Big Daddy” Kelley more woman than she used to new, if you can afford Guest Columnist the upgrade. be and my trick knee is getting a mind of its own, it can be a For riders it is might troublesome at times.” a pivotal time in “You need those training life when we are wheels,” Bucky interjected. forced to choose “That would be too much: old Scoops with between hanging up our leathers or seeking an training wheels! Viagra for motorcycles, so’s they alternative ride. can keep it up,” he said, holding his gut as he I brought the subject up to the B.O.G. bent over laughing. (band of geezers), thinking it would be cheap entertainment for a rainy afternoon. “What about those CanAms with the two wheels up front?” I offered. “A fella’ told me he I opened with, “You guys ever ride a trike?” couldn’t tip it over no matter how hard he pushed “Not since I was in kindergarten,” said it.” Scoops. ”I kept tipping over like that little guy on ‘Laugh In’ when I got up to speed. Traded up to “Bucky could,” said Scoops. “He’d get on it backwards thinking the one wheel was out front.” We all had a giggle on that one. Then I came up with, “I’ve seen some badass looking trikes. They are totally different, with drop-seat frames and big front wheels on raked forks. They look pretty darn stable to me. I’d like to ride one just to see what it felt like.” Scoops said, “You remember those Big Wheel plastic trikes the kids used to have? That’s what they are. Kids had so much fun on those, when they grew up they built themselves a grown up version. Yes sir, it’s a grown up Dukes of Hazard Big Wheel toy.” Bucky said, ”Yeah, ol’ General Lee... I wonder what happened to Daisy Duke? That girl sure looked good in those little bitty cut off jeans.” “She grew up, got old, fat and ugly, just like us, lover boy,” slammed Scoops. As I expected, the dynamic duo spent the afternoon sparring in their own “special” way. I realize gray beards like us will have to think seriously about our own choices if we continue to follow the white line. I guess as long as we can stay out there, life will be good. Editor’s note: ...and we’ll follow that white line, as long as we can still see with the bifoculs. May 2013 Opinion Northern Rockies Rider - 7 Planning a major tour is complex, but coming together Let me give you an example. as reasonable as We recently started a financial I could without class at our church and we had to resorting to trudge through the chapter about what I call (from by Dottie Rankin relating with money. It was called experience NR Rider Wyoming “Nerds and Free Spirits Unite.” You unfortunately) Correspondent can guess which category I fit in, mouse motels. can’t ya! This could One more thing on the long list We had to follow the rules the be the reason labeled “Vacation Planning” is done! money guru set for us. my Money Nerd Motels are secured; victory after The Money Nerds and Free is no longer more than a little agony! Spirits had to have a summit allowed final say Everyone has heard the saying, meeting about the budget, in this on the choice of “The thrill of victory, the agony case the vacation budget. motel. I prefer of defeat.” Well I am finding that For the Money Nerd the rules not to share getting our July 3,000-plus-mile looked like this: have your say my room with trip to the west coast planned and once, then shut up, it’s not a rodents, even if Dottie Rankin on the phone, surrounded by maps, atlases, together is a lot like that: agony and weekend summit; you have 15 they are splitting calculator, notebook, laptop... planning tools. The cat was no help. ecstasy. minutes to the cost. picture. We can always change if I just get it done. It was we find we can’t keep the itinerary. got done Insist (and suggested we go with the pioneer If I make it to the coast and ride securing allow) your spirit of a road trip by motorcycle Dottie Rankin the coast, you can bet I am going lodging for Free Spirited and find a motel at the end of the Gillette, Wyo. to complete the experience by each of the partner to day; wherever it was we happened Wyoming Correspondent sleeping on the coast, with the sight 14 nights we mess with to end up is where we stay. will be on the the budget. Sorry, I just couldn’t do it. I might and sound of the ocean waves just out my window. It doesn’t matter road. For me be a pioneer in spirit but I am a that the price is directly related to We finally (little miss spoiled princess in reality. the view, I am there. got the route hammered out, the Free Spirit) the rules were, first and I have to know where I am Earl says, however, I may be dates down as to when we would foremost: I must show up at the headed and that there is a there in a sleeping bag. We are still be where, and just the right motel meeting. (It seems they had me comfortable bed there, a hair negotiating that. identified. pegged.) I must Earl and I did survive the lodging This may sound simple but I kept give thoughtful booking, but let’s just say our running into... er, lets just call them input (translated, philosophies sometimes clash, “detours.” I won’t name names but that means as was the case when we were his initials begin with Earl Rankin. pay attention deciding whether our jaunt to the Getting all those details figured and focus) and coast was a five-day or a two-week out, I would call the perfect motel I couldn’t use trip. only to find they either didn’t have the phrase, Actually we balance each other the available dates I needed or “Whatever you out quite nicely and I count on his they didn’t have the three rooms we want to do, common money sense (I love my needed or Earl and I just couldn’t Honey!” Money Nerd a lot!). At least with agree on the price. Ok, back to him around we can afford to buy Back to some of the difficulties of my trip planning groceries when we get home. I tend planning a lengthy road trip with the saga... It could to discount the fact that there is a person you love... also be called gap between end-of-money and It should be fun and a time to a comedy next payday. grow closer, right? Think again. To or drama, With lodging now checked off Counterpart Earl Rankin consulting his laptop, too. The dog say our philosophies vary slightly depending on our “getting ready to take a road bowed out of the planning process. would be an understatement; a when you come trip” list, we are down to a mere 100 huge one. He is a “consider every into the scene. days, or 2,400 hours, or 144,000 last detail 10 times” person. I am I secured lodging for each dryer, nice white robe, ice and minutes or 8,640,000 seconds. more like: uh, oh hell, let’s just do it, and every night and that was a soda, exercise room, pool, hot tub But hey, who’s counting? you only live once, right? challenge. I tried to keep the price and restaurant. Okay, you get the Editor’s note: Dottie Rankin is sweating the planning for a major group tour to the west coast in July. Passenger perspective More helpful hints from an experienced tour planner By Marilyn Irey Dottie, you have the leader/planner spirit! Ask others for some opinions Last month NR Rider columnist, and if no one steps up, I say run with it. You have thought of the important Dottie Rankin, explored the intricacies elements – who, what, when, where and of planning a major motorcycle trip. why. Boy am I green with envy – two weeks on the bikes to The new territory! resounding Now that answer to “why” is Cole (my Marilyn Irey husband and that it’s the Contributing Writer NR Rider adventure, of editor) has a course! I was paper to get out each month in recently the summer, reading a that also entails monthly deadlines to column by moto journalist, Clement Salvatore, and he concludes that a meet. But I’m sure we can find a way motorcycle trip is not about distances, to string together at least a week’s-plus worth of consecutive days for a trip. specfic locales or getting from point A to B, but how you get there. I concur since motorcyclists want it all – scenery, good routes, interesting side trips and some local characters thrown into the mix. In my opinion if you can combine the above with good restaurants, some shopping and good weather, it’s about perfect. A couple more useful resources are the websites <motorcylerides.com> and <openroadjourney.com>. These sites may have forums to get in touch with local riders for the best insights to their areas and communities. I also like to check the community Chamber of Commerce websites for events, especially if your destination is a smaller town where lodging could be an issue if a major summer festival or event is happening when you intend to stay there. You can save yourself heat stroke and dirty or damaged bikes by tracking highway construction at the websites for the Departments of Transportation in each state you will visit on your trip. It can change an entire trip in a second if a bike or rider becomes disabled. Road construction and unfamiliar routes can be the cause of delays and disablement that suddenly wipe out all of the advance plans. For example, our planned trip several years ago to the Wallowa area of northeastern Oregon ended with three days in Grangeville, Idaho, when a rider was hospitalized and his ride was totaled. We made the most of it by travelling See Tour Planner, Page 14 Northern Rockies Rider - 8 May 2013 Lochsa from page 1 noticed a new Hwy. 12 sign posted just beyond Kooskia where the motorcycle fun really begins when headed east. This one has one of those squiggly arrows indicating “S”-curves. Underneath it says, “Next 99 Miles.” What a ride it is! along these famous 150 miles. I rode through such a fatality scene in late April of 2012. Grim, such a tragedy instantly takes the joy out of an otherwise wonderful motorcycling experience. Launching from the Montana end Missoula, Mont., makes a logical east-end launch pad or terminus for this magnificent route with it’s strategic location at the junctions of east/west I-90 and north/ south Hwy. 93. This university city and cultural center of about 70,000 If you like straight-line slab cruising, “The Lochsa” is not for you. Essentially good surface pavement with small-to-no shoulders (somewhat wider in Montana), correctly designed constant-radius turns (with a couple of minor exceptions), hundreds of curves through absolutely gorgeous canyons and valleys with streams and rivers as a constant companion, tolerable car and truck traffic ... Lolo Pass/ Lochsa has virtually no rivals. With the right equipment and skills, riders can challenge themselves in the turns achieving leans angles that will touch A cruise through he Big Hole Valley is a good footpeg pavement-feelers to warm-up for the main feature. tarmac. On the other hand, a mistake while pushing it will has all the amenities including five put rider and machine into rock walls, franchised motorcycle shops covering timber or the river. Harley-Davidson, Yamaha, Honda, Yes, push it a little but be aware Suzuki, Kawasaki, BMW, KTM, numerous riders have met their fates Five Valley Honda/Yamaha • Full Service Shop • UPS Daily for Parts • ATVs • Side by Sides • New & Used Bikes 406-251-5900 5900 Hwy 93 South Missoula, MT fivevalleyhondayamaha.com When in Missoula, do as the Missoulians do. A must stop traveling spot, home to Missoula’s only indoor waterfall! Located at the South Gate to Missoula, the perfect place to meet before or after your ride over Highway 12 & Lolo Pass! Come relax and enjoy a cool beverage on our state of the art solar heated outdoor deck! Open from 7am-Midnight. Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner. 3621 Brooks Street (Hwy. 93 South) Missoula, MT 59801 (406) 728-3228 paradisefallsmissoula.com Triumph and Victory. Typically we’ll launch from our home in Butte, Mont., early in the morning to hustle to the Big Hole River Valley – to Wise River and Wisdom, then past the Big Hole Battlefield to Lost Trail Pass at the Montana-Idaho border and junction with Hwy. 93. From the pass we sprint the seven miles of excellent curves to the floor of the Bitterroot River Valley and 80 miles down Hwy. 93 to Lolo where we head west up Hwy. 12. Lolo is just 10 miles south of Missoula. Summer weekends will have Hwy. 93 in the Bitterroot plugged with traffic but that eases a bunch once on Hwy. 12. Still, traffic is significant and may host as many bikes as cars ... which is why we prefer to run this mid-week if possible. From Lolo to Orofino is 163 miles; May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 9 Missoula, Montana to Orofino, Idaho it’s 110 to the little river village of Lowell, 134 to Kooskia (pronounced like “koos-key”) and 140 to Kamiah (pronounced like “kam-ee-eye”). Dropping into the Bitterroot Valley from Chief Joseph/Lost Trail Pass Lolo has a number of convenient fueling options, a couple right at the junction of Hwys. 93 and 12. Those with peanut tanks will want to fuel and it makes sense to stock up on drinks and snacks, too. There’s not much between Lolo and Lowell, though Lochsa Lodge, a dozen miles over the pass on the Idaho side, has lodging, meals and fuel. At Lowell, where the Selway and Clearwater Rivers join the Lochsa there is a restaurant and small motel – Ryan’s Wilderness Inn – plus a convenience store with fuel. They make a mean breakfast and lunch; can’t speak directly to dinners. Across the river is a full-blown resort with rooms and cabins, a restaurant and saloon, pool and hot tubs, which also offers guided river and fishing floats. We’ve stayed here with complete satisfaction. By the way, this is the route Capts. Lewis and Clark and the Corps of Discovery took to cross the Rockies out of Montana and into Idaho. Good thing they acquired horses from the Shoshone Indians since they would See Lochsa, Page 10 The route from our home in Butte to the jumping off point in Missoula, is in itself an excellent 200-mile tour through pretty valleys with a couple of sections of good curves. Missoula on the rocks We’ve got the recipe Open to the Public • Wholesale Retail Distributor • Mon-Sat 9-8 Exit 101 • 1300 S Reserve St # E • (406) 549-7242 • (406) 543-3504 www.kriscoliquor.com • Please drink responsibly. Service on all makes & models. Tires while you wait. 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The Montana side of Lolo Pass is excellent but the best is on the Idaho side. from east to west is you gain an hour crossing the timeline at Lolo Pass at the border; west to east and you lose that hour. Another, provided you run it early in the day, is having the sun is at your back and vision unimpaired by light strobing through roadside timber. Run it west-to-east in the early day and you’ll regretfully discover that squinting into dark, shaded turns when bright light is flashing in your eyes Be a retailer of “Motorcycling Montana” A comprehensive guide to two-wheel touring of Big Sky Country Perfect for the motorcycle enthusiast... • 512 full-color pages • Over 350 photos • 120 map excerpts • Spiral bound • Convenient, compact 8.5 x 5-inch format Wholesale quantity discounts available! • Case of 16 - $22.50 ea. • 6-15 - $24.50 ea. • Less than 6 - $27.50 ea. 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Past the hot springs (lodging, meals, saloon and naturally heated pool) the going remains easy with a series of good constant-radius sweepers to run as you approach the summit and state line. Just at the crest is a visitors center with a tourist store and bathrooms with running water. We usually stop here to hydrate and stretch. Inevitably other bikers are stopped or pulling in and out. See Lochsa, Page 11 Ryan’s Steve and Ann Ryan Serving the needs of travelers for 33 years! Home of the Wilderness Burger Café and 6 Room Motel Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner Homeade Pies - Friendly Service 8883 Highway 12 - Lowell ID (east of Kooskia) 208-926-4706 • www.wildinn2.com [email protected] May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 11 Lochsa from page 10 Cresting the Bitterroots into Idaho Once over the summit the real fun begins. As with most mountain riding, the road is kinkiest near the summit, then continues to mellow through the descent. That is the case with Lolo Pass, though it never really “mellows” – it’s all relative. From the Pass to Lowell any straight piece of asphalt is the exception; it is 80-90 percent turns, sometimes strung together in multiple “esses.” The river drops 2,000 feet from its origin to the confluence. Usually the rapids are Class III to IV, but when running high, up to Class VI which is considered the limit of navigation. Once, on a roasting summer day, we stopped to cool down with a dip in the river. We found a calm, deep pool, and the five of us jumped in. Can you say shrinkage?! Wow! Do not attempt this if you have a heart condition. But within a minute, the water felt heavenly. The scenery from Lolo to Lewiston, Idaho, is exquisite: big ponderosa pine, larch and cedars covering steep and rugged mountain slopes, all flanked by the Lochsa and Clearwater Rivers until they join the Snake at Lewiston. You’ll see many recreationists floating and fishing these productive waters, landing stout trout and salmon. Much of the roadway, from the top to the lower reaches, is posted at 50 mph. It will be patrolled, more intensely on weekends. Twice we have met local deputies while riding at an exuberant and slightly unlawful pace. Both times they flipped on their lights, then shut them off after we met and passed. Once I believe I discerned a wagging finger pointed at me. Yes, sir, I’ll cut it back! Thank you! We’ve never found the surface to be sandy or strewn with debris, which isn’t to say it won’t be. Riding in any See Lochsa, Page 12 Ride on in Locally Famous Clam Diggers • Full Bar • Ice Cold Beer • Dark Beer on Tap • Friendly Bartenders • Owners are Riders • Motel & Dining all in one block Full Bar Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner - Bar Food Hand Pattied Burgers & Roasted Chicken “Melt in Your Mouth Steaks”! Home of the 208-926-4690 Tamarack Bowling Lanes Hwy. 13 - Downtown Kooskia, ID Just off Hwy. 12 406 Main Street - Kamiah Idaho 208-935-2211 This was shot from Colgate Licks in September, 2012. Fires raged nearby. The smoke got worse before it got better. Our riding gear reeked like a campfire for weeks. Here a sporting rider will develop a fine rhythm: nail the entry speed, tip it in aggressively, ride your line like you are on rails, find the apex, nip it, keep the throttle slightly cracked while staying off the brakes, spot the exit, roll on the power, stand it up ... and get ready to tip it in again ... immediately. The curves are well engineered with only one or two where the radius will change, but nothing that should soil your underwear unless you’re at 95 percent, which is certainly not recommended; 85 is fun, though! And some of the turns seem to be about 540 degrees (actually probably closer to 140 or so); they seem to just go on and on and on. I’ve actually experienced a slight sense of vertigo in a couple of these. Colgate Licks, a trailhead with dry restrooms and a parking area, about 50 miles down from the summit, makes a convenient stop to take on and/or shed fluids, stretch and smell the pinescented and thin air. In Sept. of 2012, all that could be smelled was forest fire smoke. Visibility was down to 100 yards! The upper reaches of the Lochsa can be chilly any time of year, but surely in the early morning. You may find yourself adjusting – adding or shedding – layers as you ascend or descend. www.lewisclarkresort.com We Cater to Motorcyclists! • Located in a beautiful, wild & scenic river valley • Easy & fun to get on US Hwy 12 • Clean, comfortable, attractive rooms • Overlooking the Clearwater River • Free WiFi, (sorry NO TV) • A safe, secure & quiet place Resort - 208-935-2556 • Café - 208-935-2233 4243 Hwy 12, Kamiah Idaho 83536 - just east of Kamiah Shake off the trail dust at the Kamiah Hotel Bar & Grill • Full, home cooked breakfast • Worth the stay Charbroiled Steaks • Bar Appetizers and Ribs - Grilled by • Traditional our Grill Masters or Menu “Grill it Yourself” • Lunch Our Bar has the finest selection of Spirits in the • Dinner It’s also about the rivers The Lochsa in the spring and early summer is a raging torrent that is popular with brave and highly skilled rafters and kayakers. Stop at one of the numerous turnouts and watch them shoot the rapids. What a rush! 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We’ve spent the night in Kamiah a couple of times and were quite content with our lodging. Once we intended to stay but there was a powwow in progress, and no rooms meant backtracking 22 miles to Orofino. (Some of this passes through the Nez Perce Reservation). We have stayed at the Konkolville The incredible panoramas, and turns, just never relent. Dani Rollison-Collins photo. access to a C-store with fuel and three good restaurants, all within two or three blocks. The place is motorcycle-friendly and enough that she knows when I may be detained indefinitely. “The Lochsa” ... It’s one we run every year, if not twice or thrice. The road is just so good, letting you explore the limits of your machine and skills, all the while treating travelers to some of the best scenery you’ll find anywhere. And there’s 150 virtually uninterrupted miles of it! Going-ToThe-Sun Road, Beartooth Highway ... yes they are spectacular, but the Lochsa is certainly in that league; maybe a league of its own. If you live in the Northern Rockies, do not wait; ride this one now. You won’t regret it. And by the way, send us that digital image of you and your bike and the famous sign. Only 1 block away from restaurants and taverns and close to a C-Store! The end of the day, and a chance to get to know and socialize with other riders who share the passion. Motel in Orofino with complete satisfaction, especially one day about 10 years ago when the temperatures were broiling. The swimming pool was divine. They also have a comfortable outdoor area for relaxing after the ride. Six nights a week the motel will also furnish their grill, the steaks and fixin’s and you cook it yourself. That stay is easy to recollect, since the next day a rider in our band got into a guardrail in a 25 mph curve south of Kooskia, totaled his bike and spent the next five days healing in a Grangeville, Idaho, hospital. We often stay at the White Pine. The rooms are spacious, comfortable, clean and economical (and we’ve come to know and like the proprietors). The best reason to hole up there is its convenient is always host to touring riders who are fun to get to know and sling the BS with. Once we pulled up and Marilyn, as she usually does, went to check in. There was a group of riders already checked in, slouching in chairs in front of their rooms, sipping good bourbon and smoking cigars. I engaged them in conversation and sampled the fine liquor offered. In the meantime, Marilyn detached the hard cases, tail pack and tank bag and carried them into our room. The fellows were rather dumbfounded. “Wow, where did you find her?” they inquired. “Tell me how to get my wife to do that!” they said with laughter. 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May 2013 Orofino Great Northern Rockies Rider - 13 Rides out of Little ‘P1’: 28 miles As you leave the Orofino business district on Michigan Ave. and head for the bridge that crosses the river and takes you back to U.S. Hwy. 12, take a right before the bridge toward Dworshak Reservoir. This little gem of a motorcycle route is known as “Old Idaho Hwy. 7” or “Cavendish Rd.” or “County P1.” We just call it “P1.” It is one of our all-time favorite routes. It runs along the Clearwater for several miles then begins a very steep and serpentine 2,000-foot climb to the top of a big rolling plateau that appears to be excellent wheat country. During harvest expect occasional farm machinery and loaded grain trucks; otherwise, just a rare local. The ascent certainly qualifies as “technical” as there are dozens of sharp curves – some are “switchbacks” and posted down to 15 mph – on an exceptionally steep grade. This can be great fun but use appropriate caution Contemplating the spectacular ride that lies ahead, from the north end of “P1.” and good sense. We enjoy the ride up, using gears and throttle, considerably more than the ride down when a rider relies primarily on gears and brakes. The pavement here has been battered, but was new Dworshak/Elk River Weippe Loop The northern end descends as sharply as the southern ascent – if of lesser duration – with great curves thrown in. It intersects with Hwy. 3 just east of little Kendrick. To proceed north on Hwy. 3 puts you on the White Pines Scenic Byway, itself worthy of its own review, which we hope to cover yet in 2013. Dworshak Reservoir to Elk River: 34 miles At Elk River you can pick up paved Hwy. 8 to Bovill 17 miles away where it intersects with Hwy. 3. Now, do you want to ride the White Pines Scenic Highway back to Orofino? Or proceed north to St. Maries? The choice is yours and either one is superb. Weippe Loop: 50 miles We’ve only ridden this spectacular route once when we were on the adventure bike and seeking new gravel Back at Orofino, a rider could proceed east on roads. Michigan Ave., past the Konkolville Motel (or launch Proceed out of Orofino as described just previous from there), clear town, then start a long climb – 2,000 on Old Idaho 7. Be feet – to the east on the Grangemont Road. This is a looking for a right highly rural and remote 50-mile loop that features some turn on Dents Bridge segments of badly pounded asphalt and others that are Road. This is about excellent. 18 miles of incredible This loops around and comes back to U.S. Hwy. 12 pavement that is in good at Greer, just seven miles east of Orofino. You’ll pass condition. It twists and through the villages of Grangemont, Pierce and Weippe turns and rises and falls (pronounced “wee-ipe” before you begin a spectacular as it works its way up ascent back down to the Clearwater. along the east side of We had a great breakfast in Weippe once, and I have Dworshak reservoir. still have my “Weippe Gorrilas” T-shirt I acquired there. We found traffic The views from above the valley are stunning as to be very light but you eye the series of twists, turns and switchbacks that weekends you’ll likely deliver you to the valley bottom on the loop’s southwest encounter camper end – incredible and definitely worth doing, especially and boat traffic as given the almost total absence of traffic. recreationists make their way to the water. There are numerous scenic photo ops as you are 1,000 feet above the reservoir. Eventually the road squirms down to the lake and the elegant Dents Bridge will take you across an arm of it and down to Dent’s Landing, a popular launch and recreation site. Past there you’ll encounter good gravel that is well graded and wide with some gently sweeping turns through dense forest, about 16 miles of it to Elk River and pavement. At about the mid-point it becomes the Elk River Road. The view from the top of the plateau, looking toward the Clearwater Other gravel roads will intersect but with fairly good River and Greer. instincts you will be delivered to Elk River, a tiny hamlet that has a general store/ Above the reservoir, a portion of Dents Bridge at the left. The pavement is great and the gravel to Elk River is good. on the lower south section when we rode this in 2012. Up on the plateau, the roadway is narrow but smooth enough, comprised of a series of short straights and tight turns, dipping into creek bottoms and carving past quaint and apparently prosperous farms. There are no services. Little P1 Located just 3 miles from downtown Orofino and the Clearwater River • Popular “Grill Your Own” Steak Dinners • Free continental breakfast w/waffles • Children 10 years and younger stay free • Guest kitchen • Ample parking for boats & trailers restaurant that serves good meals. 2600 Michigan Avenue • (208) 476-5584 • (800) 616-1964 www.konkolvillemotel.com Northern Rockies Rider - 14 May 2013 Tour Planner from page 7 some new area roads on day rides around Grangeville while we sorted out the carnage. Besides, the weather had become intolerably hot in early August so the pool at our hotel was a popular afternoon spot for us to hang out. Speaking of weather, if at all possible try to zero in on the weather before you leave to determine if you should make some alternate plans, then monitor it closely daily. Some 10-day weather forecasts are fairly reliable, at least in a general sense. Another of our learning experiences grabbed us with a “gotcha” twice on the same vacation. First, we were headed to New Mexico the last weekend of April with the first night in Green River, Wyo., which is where we took the bike on the trailer. That was going to be our launch and return hub – far enough south to avoid late spring blizzards in the northern Rockies. About 100 miles from Green River it started to snow and continued to get worse as we proceeded. We refer to that trip as “the time we trailered a motorcycle to Green River for dinner.” We lay in bed the next morning watching the television forecast: nothing but more winter weather the next three days. Okay, cancel that trip and head home. Cole already had all his arrangements to be on vacation so he spent four days at the family cabin while I went back to work to conserve my vacation hours. One night in Cody, Wyo., we got The second part of that vacation was beds only because I had the reservation improvised for the first weekend in May number to prove the motel had when we headed west to Idaho where incorrectly overbooked. The motel the weather appeared to be reasonable. became responsible for finding us The Friday we left was overcast but lodging at the same rate quoted instead acceptable. We woke to rain Saturday of putting the burden on us to drive all morning and left the motel in our rain over town. gear. After lunch we geared up once Phone numbers are also crucial to again and rode another 150 miles in cancel reservations if illness, weather, steady, unrelenting rain. bike repairs or long construction delays As desert-dwellers we may forget prevent you from reaching the intended what they mean by “torrential” rain, but destinations. we do know it’s not something that goes with quality riding. This was really tiresome and the deluge thrown at us by traffic, combined with technical mountain roads, had us frazzled and fatigued. If I recall correctly it was Kellogg, Most couples that tour operate as a team. Marilyn is the planner, Idaho, where Cole is the driver. She tells him where to go. This is at a Canadian ferry we said “I give” crossing. and found a room that we could check into early. I I’ve found even a bustling tourist believe Sunday, our last day of vacation town such as Sun Valley, Idaho, will be was beautiful; go figure! understanding about cancelling your Because of the above-mentioned reservation without 24-hour notice if sudden changes in plans and other the cause is justified; that your twoproblems, I have learned to always have wheeled mode of transportation can’t the phone number and reservation get you there safely at a reasonable number for every night of lodging that hour. has been booked in advance. Wow ... I hope this is interesting rather than frightening! Those weather problems are also cause for consideration when packing. Dottie, I also envy that you have all of your own bags (since you ride your own bike) instead of having to share. I try to plan for all weather even in the summer because so much of our riding involves changing elevations and, hence, conditions. Clothes in only a couple of colors that can be layered are very useful and having space to pack clothing as you remove it is also desirable. Shoes are usually my packing issue so I’ve learned one pair of neutral sandals and one pair of walking shoes with a closed toe are all that I can bring. It’s surprising how many things you can stuff inside those shoes to conserve room. Don’t forget, you can ship specialoccasion or special-function clothing ahead and ship it back home along with the great items you “must have” if you get to shop. I’m sure there are many other good websites that deal with packing tips. I’ll be thinking of you, Dottie and Earl, on this big adventure. But it sounds as if the planning is in very capable hands to do the best to ensure a great trip with lots of memories and photos! Can’t wait to hear about your “trip of a lifetime.” Editor’s note: Marilyn has been a motorcycle touring participant – as a passenger – but also as our primary planner and logistician for more than 35 years. She knows whereof she speaks! The pathways have changed to pavement but the landscape is still the same... Ride it! The Buffalo Bill’s Irma Hotel and Cody Motor Lodge invite you to wipe off the trail dust with us in the Wyoming town where history lives on! Hot Springs Convention Center - Thermopolis WY Host Hotel for the Wyoming State H.O.G. Rally 2013 Great Couples Getaway Safari Club Restaurant & Lounge Come Enjoy our “Hot Water Holiday” Irma Hotel - est. 1902 The Irma Hotel is your “gathering place” before or after any event in the Cody area. 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Running off the road and hitting an oncoming car, running off the road into a ditch, running off the road into a guardrail, running off the road and hitting a tree or some other solid object... You get the point: running off the road in a turn is not good. So, what does it mean to have “corner control?” If you unintentionally cross over the centerline or the fog line in a turn, you lack corner control. That’s just a fact. That may sound harsh, but if the bike goes somewhere you didn’t want it to go, you weren’t in control. Most of the time, the rider doesn’t crash or hit anything, but whether or not there was a car or something else there to be hit was simply a matter of luck (and yes, it has happened to me a time or two). Picture this scene: you are riding on a beautiful twisty mountain road halfway through a right-hand curve. All of the sudden, you see an oncoming car that is straddling the center line (that means halfway into your lane). If you quickly and precisely change your line so that you turn tighter and move your bike to the fog line (all the way right) to avoid the head-on crash, you have corner control. If you panic, hit the brakes, lay the bike down (or high-side) and crash, you do not have corner control. So, how do we do this the right way? Some folks say, “They were just going too fast,” or “they just didn’t know how to corner,” or “they just didn’t look through the turn.” While these factors may play a role, it is almost never that simple. There are several elements to maintaining corner control. Always ride with a reserve If you are already leaning over as far as you can (at the limit of your skill, your courage, and/or your ground clearance), you have nothing left to avoid a sudden hazard. Riding at a 100 percent is for the track only (and even there, a little reserve is probably a good idea!). Riding on the street requires that you always have a reserve. Control your speed to control your lean (and to know that you can lean more if and when you need to.) Learn, practice and master counter-steering Though it seems counter-intuitive, to turn left, press forward on the left hand grip. To turn right, press forward on the right hand grip. The forward press initiates the lean; the lean causes you to turn. To turn sharper (lean more), press more forward. To turn less sharply (lean less), reduce the amount of the forward pressure. Yes, there are still some riders who say that they “don’t believe in countersteering.” To me, that’s like saying “I don’t believe in gravity.” The laws of physics can’t be amended or repealed. You don’t have to believe it for it to be true. If the concept of counter steering doesn’t make sense, take a rider training course and your instructors will work on it with you. If you’re going to ride roads like this one between Troy and Kendrick, Idaho, you better have your cornering under control. Lean with the bike (body position) You should be leaning your body at least as much as the bike is leaning. It is very common to see riders with their bike leaned farther than their body. This makes turning harder. One way to help keep your body leaned is to line up your chest with the center of the handlebars (or even just to the inside). That way, as you lean the bike, the center of the handlebars goes down and keeping your chest lined up helps you lean with it. Hopper in “Easy Rider” may seem cool, but it puts you in a very poor control position. You may need to scoot up in your seat to keep your arms bent. You may need to adjust or even get a new seat, handlebars, or both. If the bike doesn’t fit you so you can stay in a good riding position, alter it so it does. See Corners, Page 16 Don’t ride like a kid! Take a Basic RiderCourse Quit Dreaming, Come Ride! Keep your arms bent Keep your shoulders relaxed and your arms bent at all times in the turn. Riding with locked arms like Dennis • For riders with little or no experience • Refresh your skills if you have experience • Motorcycles provided • Helments provided Group and club rates available Registration opens March 1, 2013 For more information 1-800-922-BIKE http://motorcycle.msun.edu MSUN ARC Ad.indd 1 MSUN ARC Ad.indd 1 7/28/11 9:20 AM Northern Rockies Rider - 16 May 2013 Corners Arms from page 15 With arms slightly bent, pressing forward on the hand grips is easy and precise. With locked arms, you have to press from the shoulder and this tends to be difficult and “sloppy.” Stay in your lane Keep all of you and your bike well within your lane at all times. It is very common to see riders with their tires right next to the centerline. This means their handlebars, mirrors, saddlebags, and (in left hand curves) their head can be over the line (in the other lane!). If you want to take it home with you, keep it well within your lane. Put some space between you and the center line. Keep your eyes on target When riding a motorcycle, you tend to go where you look. If you’ve ever seen motorcycle racers on the track or motorcycle police officers doing cone drills, they all very aggressively look where they want to go. It is human nature to want to look down, or look at the potential trouble. “Oh no, I’m going over the centerline!” and we stare right at the centerline, ensuring that it happens. It takes practice and discipline to use “target fixation” to your advantage. Since you tend to go where you look, then look where you want to go. Simple in theory, but if you never practice it, you are unlikely to be very good at it in an emergency. If you want the bike to complete the turn, turn tighter, and make it go down the road, look through the turn and down the road. Eyes up and level with the horizon; nose pointed to where you want to go. If you want to get some guided practice with this, take a rider training course and your instructors will help you build the habit. Master fear When things start to go wrong in a corner (like the oncoming car in your lane mentioned above), it is human nature to experience fear. Most riders have experienced some level of fear in a corner at one time or another. This fear can show up in your arms, your body and your brain. Proper riding posture includes arms relaxed and elbows bent. Fear can lead to tension in the arms and shoulders causing the arms to lock straight and even press on both handgrips at the same time. When the arms lock straight, the shoulders often pull back. All of this has the result of not effectively pressing on the handgrip. As a consequence, the motorcycle leans less and is likely to run wide in the corner or off the road. To overcome this, keep your arms and shoulders relaxed and your elbows bent. Practice pressing and leaning to increase your comfort level in corners. Body Human nature is to move away from perceived danger. Sometimes it’s an automatic response. When leaned over in a corner, that perceived danger is often the ground. In a turn, moving away from the danger is leaning the body upward. As a result of this improper body position, the motorcycle leans less and is more likely to run wide in the corner or off the road. To overcome this tendency, practice pressing and leaning to increase your comfort level in corners. Keep your motorcycle and your body well within your lane when cornering (seeing yourself close to oncoming traffic can trigger a fear response). Brain Have you ever heard someone say, “I was so scared I couldn’t think?” There is some truth there. Fear can induce panic, and when the body experiences panic, it goes into “fight or flight” mode. When this happens, the part of the brain that does the thinking and planning doesn’t work as well. As a result, riders might react inappropriately (such as grabbing the brakes or leaning out of the turn) or not at all (doing nothing and running off the road). To overcome this, keep your mind thinking about what you can do to keep the motorcycle in the turn and on the road: you know what to do, so focus on doing it. Keep pressing on the handgrip and keep your head turned and your eyes looking where you want to go. Thinking “I’m going to crash!” or looking at the curb or a tree can lead Casper, Wyoming “Our goal is to provide top notch service and affordable pricing” Steve and Jill Hickstein and their crew are looking forward to meeting you when you are in Casper! Used Motorcycles and ATVs - Service - Tires Accessories - Apparel - Sunglasses - and more.... The Chop Shop - 3233 CY Avenue - Casper, Wyoming 9am-7pm Monday-Saturday • 307-234-6441 • thechopshopwyoming.com 1994 and served as the Operations Manager for the TEAM OREGON motorcycle safety program from 1997 to 2002. He was one of the four individuals who developed the Basic Rider Training (BRT) curriculum, and has been active in new instructor training as well as designing and delivering mentor/leadership training for instructors. He also was the STAR Program Training Manager from 2006 through 2008. “Ax” serves on the Idaho Traffic Safety Commission and is chair of the Idaho State Highway Safety Plan Motorcycle Safety Committee. He also holds a volunteer position with Motorcycle Riders Foundation Awareness and Education. “Ax” currently rides a 1997 Honda Valkyrie tourer. you toward trouble. None of this is rocket science, but neither is it necessarily common knowledge or common practice. If you learn, practice, and master these items, you will have excellent corner control. When you have corner control, not only is riding much more fun, but you also greatly increase your chances of staying out of the crash statistics (which helps add to the “more fun” part!). Ride well, ride lots! – About Stacey “Ax” Axmaker: He is the director of Idaho STAR. He took his first rider training course in 1991, was teaching shortly after and has been ever since. He has worked as a mentor instructor since Learn how to “Ride your Ride” like a pro! Take an Advanced RiderCourse • Get the most out of your bike • Maximize turning and braking abilities • Obstacle Avoidance • Make safety a priority in your ride Group and club rates available For more information 1-800-922-BIKE http://motorcycle.msun.edu Registration opens March 1, 2013 MSUN ARC Ad.indd 1 7/28/11 9:20 AM May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 17 Daytona done, next up: Laconia Motorcycle Week June 8-16 If you missed the first of the “Big Three” U.S. national motorcycle events (Daytona Bike Week was March 8-17), you still have two more chances: Laconia Motorcycle Week in Laconia, N.H., Sun., June 8-Sun., June 16, and The Black Hills Motor Classic, better know as “The Sturgis Rally,” August 5-11. World famous Laconia is celebrating its 90th anniversary this year; it is “the original” bike rally, substantially older than Sturgis. Talk about heritage! The only downside for Northern Rocky Mountain riders is the distance to the event – 3,097 miles from Seattle, 2,223 from Billings, Mont, and 2,667 from Boise, Idaho. But if you have the bike, the time and the stamina, and want to participate in an alternative to Sturgis, this is the one. This could be the ultimate vacation ride. Organizers are expecting 350,000 avid riders to attend in 2013. The Laconia Motorcycle Week, being one of the premier rallies in the world, will have all the attractions you would expect and can imagine. This rally is especially noted for attracting the best custom bike builders and their creations. Events and attractions are going on everywhere, but the place to be at night is Weirs Beach. Other features of this rally will include the Laconia Bike Show, Ride-In Bike Show, ultimate fighting, motorcycle parade, motorcycle auction, Northeast Regional Trike-In, tattoo contests and motorcycle stunts. There will be poker runs, guided rides, and live music. There are also attractions at the bars including music, Jagermeister, Coors and Budweiser promotions, biker contests, bikini bike wash, and more. Thrill-seekers can enjoy all of the speed and action of motorcycle racing at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway with the USCRA Vintage Races during the first weekend of the rally and then closing out the week with the 90th Loudon Classic Superbike Races. And the AMA Pro Hill Climb promises steep and speedy racing in Canaan, NH. So be sure to check into the many scheduled tours such as: the daily Gypsy Tours, riding in the Rally in the Valley tours, the POW-MIA Freedom Ride, or the famous Mt. Washington Ride to the Sky. Jennifer Anderson (rally director) said, “We are proud to celebrate ‘90 Years Strong’ during this year’s rally and what better way to do so than with all of our motorcycle friends from across the country and beyond!” Visit <www. laconiamcweek.com> or call 603-366-2000. Projections are over 350,000 will attend Laconia. Northern Rockies Rider - 18 PRODUCT REVIEW May 2013 Tank bags offer high utility, convenience Cortech TB-21 did the job but came with frustrations As we’ve mentioned previously in these pages, sometimes we will review a brand new product (April 2103, Nelson-Rigg motorcycle cover) and sometimes we’ll review a product or accessory we’ve been using for years by way of assessing how the manufacturer’s products hold up over time, use and abuse. We purchased a Tourmaster tank bag back in 1984 or so and still have it. It is sun-faded a dull grey and the snap-on map pocket tore and became useless after seven or eight years while it’s “see-through” plastic grew sun-yellowed and translucent. The neoprene pad that attached to the underside of the bag to protect gas tank paint is now only attached at one of it’s three original connecting points. It sits on the garage shelf in reserve as an “emergency back-up” tank bag and hasn’t been strapped to a bike for four or five years. It’s utility was high and it fulfilled its purpose. We were well satisfied with its durability, performance and utility. When it was time to purchase a new bag in 2003, we again looked to Tourmaster. We knew what we wanted: a large capacity bag that was convenient, functional and durable, yet wasn’t in the way or so tall as to be susceptible to the vicious crosswinds we encounter. But sometimes you can only truly know about a product’s merits by actually using it for a full season and longer. Cortech is supposedly an upquality Tourmaster motorcycle accessories line. We ordered the Cortech TB-21 (21 liters total capacity). Its shortcomings became known rather quickly; its merits took longer to appreciate. But 10 years later we’re still using the Cortech. Many designers equate “features” with value. We only agree if the “feature” is truly functional and creates actual utility rather than sales literature bullet points. In that regard, the TB-21 may be over-featured; it has a couple we never use and we quickly discerned another “feature” that could have utility but is instead more of a design flaw. The bag comes with a neoprene backed textile mounting pad that is independent of the bag itself. The neoprene protects paint and reduces slippage. The bag, with some difficulty, zips to the pad. We suppose the idea was: remove the bag from the bike without disconnecting the mounting straps or removing the pad. Our question would be: why? Why not simply click the quick-connect buckles and carry the bag, backing pad and all, away from the bike, leaving the forward and rear straps in place? This is what we inevitably do. We suppose the designer would have answered, so you can use the bag as a backpack. Indeed, the tank bag came with shoulder straps and connecting points and the bag could double as a backpack. We have never used it in this fashion. Besides, a permanent pad would also work as the backside of the backpack. It appears a lot of design, construction and materials expense went into producing the zipper- The Cortech TB-21 has a lot of capacity and is usually fairly bulging, unlike in this shot. detachable mounting pad ... for almost no benefit. Instead, it creates a problem. My first test run of the TB-21 was in the (surprise!) wind. The top of the gas tank on my sport-tour rig is slightly rounded and crowned, so there is some tendency for a bag to be a little “tippy” anyway. 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Voila, no more sliding between bag and pad and a much more secure tank-top load. Still, in severe crosswinds, I will add further tensioning straps to the bag to keep it firmly in place and away from my forearms. One side unzipped and the bag tipped up and off its mounting pad revealing the “customizing” we performed in order to stop the bag proper from sliding round on the mounting pad. Note the two-point mounting straps forward and the single-point aft, with quick-connect latches. should not have been necessary. I glued strips of hook-and-loop (Velcro™) material to the pad top and Okay, let’s get the complaints out of the way: Zipper pulls. Simply put, they may break or fall off and did so early in my ownership. My TB-21 is missing two right now: one I can jerry-rig (as I have before) and make functional, the other I’ll have to repair with a little gob of JB Weld (super glue only works for awhile, I’ve found). Given the low quality of the zipper pulls, its rather remarkable At top is the zipper slider body with the pull missing; below is a how well smaller slider body with the crown tab holder broken off. the zippers Motel 6 of Butte We Are Riders! Manager Rochelle Schultz and husband Rob welcome you! • Motorcycle Friendly • Lowest Prices in Butte area • Adjacent to C-Store, Fuel, Casino, Restaurant & Lounge • Free Wi-Fi, Coffee & Cable • Very Clean with Friendly Staff • Smoking Rooms Available • Laundromat Facilities I-15/I-90 Interchange at Rocker - Exit 122 406-782-5678 • motel6.com - then search Butte themselves have held up, especially since we have been guilty of stuffing too much into the bag. As to features, the TB-1 has four zippered exterior pockets, one on each side at about nine inches long, five inches tall and three inches wide (deep), a forward pocket about five inches long, four inches tall and two inches wide (deep). There is a small zippered mesh pocket to the rear (at the driver’s belt) that would hold a wallet or a pack of smokes and lighter. The exterior pockets offer quick and easy access to items used frequently. We keep in the side pockets: disc lock, spare keys, eyeglasses case, flashlight, air pressure gauge, multitool, cell phone, plastic cleaner and soft rags. In the small forward pocket goes the tank bag rain cover, a silk balaclava, ear plugs, a length of clothesline rope and a small bag of utility items including cortisone cream and antihistamines for bug stings, seam sealer for rainsuits, super glue (I’ve reattached boot soles Northern Rockies Rider - 19 with the stuff), stove-pipe wire, wet wipes in foil packets, box matches, electricians tape and even a three-inch adjustable wrench. There is a topside map pocket of See Cortech, Page 20 Come as a stranger, leave as a friend. Live Music on Weekends 703 Main Street, Spearfish, SD 605-642-2134 Northern Rockies Rider - 20 Cortech PRODUCT REVIEW place. The opening where you’ll slide the map in is relatively narrow – about from page 19 6.5 inches – whereas the forward end of the pocket is at least eight inches tough, clear plastic that has not gotten wide. Thus, we generally crumple and make a mess of the map getting it into brittle or yellowed by the sun. Velcro and flat in the pocket. and snaps hold the map pocket in The main compartment lid has a large interior zippered pocket the dimensions of the lid itself. I keep a lightweight cable and lock in here that we use to secure the bag, helmets and jackets to the bike when we step way in urban settings. There are two other velcro-closed interior lid pockets of fairly low utility that may get used for a notebook. There are two pen pockets but nothing Here is shown the interior lid pockets and the main compartment in clearly for which we stow rainsuits, gloves, water bottles and so on. electronic gadgetry: remember, this bag is 10-years-old! The main compartment is pretty roomy and usually holds two rolled rain suits, several sets of gloves of various weights, water bottle, camera, bungees, sun-block and more. It is lined with soft tricot. An exterior zipper at the top of the main compartment releases an expansion panel and the bag will grow four inches taller and gain three to four liters of capacity. We’ve only used this feature a couple of times as the bag gets too tall and top-heavy. There is a convenient carry handle with a rubber grip at the rear of the bag. An interior support panel keeps the bag’s shape. The TB-21 is said to be made of 1680 denier ballistic nylon and the fabric and stitching are still like new after years of abuse and exposure to the elements. The bag mounts with a strap at the front that connects at two corner points via quick-release buckles. The strap itself wraps around the steering head. The rear anchor strap connects to the center-rear of the bag with a quick-connect andstrap that goes between the seat and gas tank and fastens to the rear lip of the tank. Yes, the seat has to come off to remove that mounting strap from the bike, which I seldom do. This bag was also available with a magnetic mounting system at $20 additional. Depending upon where the bag is ultimately positioned, handlebars May 2013 can contact it at full-lock, such as in parking lot situations. I have inadvertently honked the horn while parking (embarrassing) and have engaged the starter button on the other side. In moving maneuvers at speed there is no interference. Of course a tank bag is a minor hassle when fueling. In this case, just unbuckle the rear strap and lift the rear of the bag up to expose the fuel filler. The bag has to be held up while operating the fuel nozzle. Then drop the bag and snap the buckle. Our recollection is we paid about $89 for this bag. It has been discontinued but we found a few survivors still available on the Internet See Cortech, Page 21 In the heart of the Wind River Mountains lies a scenic byway and gateway to the Grand Teton and Yellowstone National Parks ~ A motorcyclist’s dream... Cabins, Tent or RV Sites • Log Home • Wilderness Boundary Restaurant Liquor Between the Peaks - Full Bar & Liquor Store Fuel • Store • Showers • Laundromat • Discounts Join us on the sunset deck or around a campfire, sharing a microbrew with friends! Welcome to Yellowstone Country - No Itinerary - No Schedule No Regrets - Good Times at a Great Place! Lava Mountain Lodge - Book your trip today! 800-919-9570 lavamountainlodge.com 57 miles from Jackson Hole and 18 miles from Dubois PRODUCT REVIEW May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 21 Homemade, lightweight cable “a perfect ride” lock is a cheap theft deterrent What’s your definition of... “Locks are meant to keep honest people honest,” the old saying goes, the implication being that a thief will defeat any lock when possessed of sufficient desire. And we suppose that’s true. On the other hand, some sort But in more urban environments the chance of quality jackets and helmets “walking away” is a far greater concern. A riding couple could quickly be out of $1,200 to $1,500 in gear, or far more if a brazen thief wanted your tank bag, too. When we’re in the city and ready for lunch, some entertainment or a quick walking tour, we’ll attach two helmets, jackets and a tank bag to the motorcycle with a light cable and simple padlock. Run the cable through jacket sleeves, through helmet face openings and through the tank bag carryhandle, then loop it though the frame or some other convenient point on the bike. Lock together the looped ends of the cable and that’s it. A slick and determined thief Homemade cable and lock for $9 is a modest deterrent to who wants your gear thieves. gear can quickly of security can deter a thief, if only cut through the cable with a wire momentarily, if they are faced with the cutter or probably even a multi-tool chance of being observed in the act. (Leatherman). But he risks being In most small communities we observed in the act, which is some may leave the helmets and jackets deterrent. with the bike and not worry too much So far it’s worked for us. that they’ll be there when we return. I made this cable for about $6; the Actually, we’ve never lost a helmet or padlock was maybe $3 more. jacket to theft. Just go to your local hardware store Cortech from page 20 listed at $139.99 MSRP with magnetic mounts, $119.99 with straps. There must be a lot of TB-21s out there and still in use because all the parts for this bag appear to be available including the pad, map packet, mounting straps, etc. We successfully re-engineered the Cortech TB-21’s chief flaw, and have – and will again – repair the broken zipper tangs. Otherwise, there’s not much to complain about and quite a bit to praise. • Four external zipper pockets and one mesh pocket • Full-size interior top flap Velcro® closure mesh pocket • Scotchlite® 3M reflective Tour Saloon Master logo and striping • Rubberized carrying handle • Clear-vu snap map pocket • Zippered expansion panel • 1680 Denier ballistic nylon construction • Tri-cot interior lining • Back pack straps store in hidden zippered pocket • Available in magnetic or strap mounts • 16”L x 9”W x 9-13”H (21 liter capacity) Satisfaction rating Coming soon: we review a new-release model tank bag from Nelson-Rigg. “Biker Friendly” Bar in a Little Western Town • Incredible Food • Outdoor Patio • Package Liquor • Drive Up Window Best watering hole in town! Shorty’s Saloon 103 E. Broadway, Thermopolis, WY • 307-864-3641 Just 2 blocks south on the Riverwalk from the Day’s Inn and they should have the plasticcoated cable in stock and in bulk so it can be cut to any length you desire. It should also be available in a variety of diameters for your choice. Mine is one-eighth-inch cable and eight feet long. They should also have on hand the loop-sleeve crimps used here to create the end-loops. Slide the cable in one side of the crimp, then out the other. Lay the crimp on cement and give it a few good whacks with a hammer and you’re done. Your jackets, helmets and soft luggage will stay put unless a thief is determined to take them. At least make them work for it and take some risk while they’re at it. Stunning mountain, forest, river and lake scenery? Remote, peaceful riding with few cages? Good asphalt with tons of turns? Roadways designed by engineers who knew what they were doing? Small communities with all the amenities? Businesses with character run by characters? Affordability? 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He straddles a blue plastic-shrouded “It’s not natural for me,” he says, “but 2005 Yamaha FJR sport-touring bike. I’m liking it. We do a lot of group rides Nearby another dude wears a fulland they’re awesome, especially when face helmet plastered with loud graphics, they’re for a cause. I have learned to enjoy an armored textile jacket in yellow and them. But I enjoy solitude and soloing, black, leather armored riding pants with too. I come to ride, not wait for someone.” strange, articulated knees, bulky leather Riding and hunting have traditionally gloves with huge gauntlets and some sort been solitary pursuits for him, he says. of touring “moon boots.” Over four decades, he’s always gotten He’s astride a 2010 Harley Wide Glide his elk – mature bulls – and often with a with a flame paint job. bow, though he is now gravitating toward The “pirate” on the Asian bike, the wily whitetails, the ultimate in solitary “spaceman” on the American cruiser... hunting. What’s wrong with this picture? “Riding and hunting are an escape,” he Everything. continues. “It can be healthy to escape. I At least the woman with the stop like collecting my thoughts, not dealing sign at the construction zone seemed to with traffic. I enjoy the scenery, the think so, judging from the puzzled and whole experience, being a part of the quizzical look on her face. The spaceman environment.” boomed away on the Dyna and the pirate The editor says he can relate: he, too, purred along behind. hunts and enjoys the solitude to be found It was the director of the southwest in hunting and riding, has even written Montana Mile High H.O.G. (Harley about the two sports in this way. Owners Group) club and the editor and “I took my girlfriend to Yellowstone publisher of Northern Rockies Rider. Both Park on the bike,” Overton says. “She’d are dedicated life-long riders. seen it many times, but never from a bike. The “Clash of Cultures” began with a She said she’d never really been in it – cultural exchange over restaurant coffee the sights and sounds and smells. She’d and toast at 9 a.m. April 2. never experienced Yellowstone like that, and she said it would never be the same again.” Overton is also a golf fanatic and says he finds similarities in hitting a golf ball, shooting an arrow accurately and riding a motorcycle well: they all require intense concentration. “I don’t like golfing in a group. It makes me nervous,” he says. “I’ve played up to 54 holes in a day. I’m just in my fourth year and play in the 80s. Everything I do, I do with extreme dedication,” he says. Overton at a lunch break secures a bag lid strap that worked Overton says he is loose and has been flapping. on his seventh street bike and apparently What became clear immediately is comes to riding naturally; his father how closely these two riders’ views on owned and operated a Harley shop, D & motorcycling coincide: the reasons they J Cycles, in Opportunity, a small village ride, the type of riding they enjoy, their just east of Anaconda, Mont. However, philosophies about riding... Beyond that, Overton says he was adopted at one-andtheir mutual love of everything to do a-half-years of age and did not meet his with playing in the outdoors, especially biological father until he was 26. hunting. He started on Japanese bikes, Overton Marlin Overton, H.O.G. chapter director, speaks frankly about his approach to motorcycles, riding and life philosophy. recalls, a 100CC Yamaha, then 350 and 450 Hondas, finally graduating to a big 750CC Triumph Bonneville that he chopped and rode for over a decade. The editor also relates: Japanese bikes of 400CC, 650, 750, 1,100 (three of these) and now 1,300CCs (two of these). The 2010 “Willie D.” Wide Glide Overton rides these days was 96 cubic inches, stock, but is pushing 103 cu. in. now with bigger jugs and pistons, hot cams, Vance and Hines straight pipes and souped up fueling including after-market induction and a programmable Fuelpak to get the mixtures right at all RPMs. Research indicates the big twin should be putting out 20-25 percent more power than stock. He also dumped the stock spoke wheels for cast which allows him to run tubeless tires. He says he gets perhaps 8,000 miles from a rear, more from a front. “I ride pretty hard, fast,” Overton says of his tires’ relatively short life. Plenty of cosmetic bling in the usual flames and skulls motifs has been added, See Culture Clash, Page 23 3000-28th Avenue, Vernon, BC V1T 1W1 Phone: 1-855-545-2161 (toll free USA & CANADA) • Local Phone: 250 545-2161 E-mail: [email protected] • www.journey-inn.com Motorcycle Friendly! Special rates for riders! • Air Conditioning • Breakfast Coupon • Bar Fridge • Outdoor Heated Seasonal Pool • Free Internet Wi-Fi • Cable TV (45 Channels) • Complimentary In-room Coffee Friendly staff and a clean, comfortable, convenient downtown location! May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 23 Culture Clash from page 22 and functional accessories to make the bike more comfortable and add utility are valuable supplements. These include leather saddle bags, handlebar risers, a windscreen and aftermarket seat. Overton uses a faux leather Biker’s Friend cylindrical tail pack that can mount to the pillion or the rear rack. This day he has it situated directly behind the rider. The pack is equipped with a lumbar roll and pad for additional support at the small of the back, something Overton requires, since he’s pretty much worn out his lower vertebrae as a 40-year bricklayer. “It’s like a recliner now,” he says with satisfaction. “I wouldn’t be capable of long rides, otherwise. If it fits well, you’re a safer rider.” Need any more accessories? Overton says he’s planning on adding a detachable sissy bar. He says his customization objectives were to first “make it fit me better, then make it quicker and, last, make it prettier.” The Dyna has clocked 34,000 miles in three years. The editor says the additions to his sport-tourer are essentially related to comfort and function: aftermarket Corbin seat, Cee Bailey windshield, Heli handlebar risers (up three-quarters of an inch, back one inch), Grip Puppies foam handgrip covers, a fender extension for the front to minimize wheel-thrown debris into the radiator, a Givi V-46 color-matched trunk and mounting rack, and tip-over guards to save plastic and paint in a drop. He has done nothing to the bike to enhance performance or eye appeal. “The FJR is plenty quick and fast in stock trim and there are actually few engine hop-up items in the after-market: pipes and fuel modulators, that’s about it,” he says. “The cylinder bores have a ceramic coating so they can’t be bored anyway. “Most who own this type of bike are looking for long-distance comfort, then sporty handling capabilities, so suspension mods are very popular. Some owners have dropped $1,500 on fork and shock upgrades. Mine is still stock. “Frankly, I don’t care much about appearance or looks; that doesn’t make it work better. In fact, I stripped off some of the badges and decals.” 133 Years He put 75,000 trouble-free miles on his first FJR, a 2003 which he sold to his sister and brother-in law last spring, then acquired the current 2005. He put 10,000 miles on this one in 2012, and has logged 1,000 miles in March of 2013. He also has a Japanese “adventuretouring” bike – a 1,000CC V-twin, that works well on pavement and can be used on decent unpaved roads. He rides with his wife at pillion about 90 percent of the time. “She pouts if she can’t go,” he says with a laugh. They are often fully loaded – side panniers, tail box and tank bag. “Our chief objective is to tour – to ride – but we prefer the twisty back roads. We demand reliability, low cost of maintenance and functionality. Purchase price is also a consideration,” he says, noting he bought the 2005 with 21,000 miles for $6,000. “I think we’re often hauling 450 lbs of people and gear,” Boehler says. That makes for a rolling gross vehicle weight of 1,100 lbs. and may explain why rear tires can be bald at 4,000 miles and rarely make it to 6,000, he says, while fronts will go quite a bit longer, the current one now approaching 9,000 miles. The fairly high speeds he prefers also takes a toll on rubber, he says. Overton and Boehler agree, the simplicity of riding solo has real merit: “We go when we want, stop when we want, go where we want and never wait for someone else in the group.” And they agree that when riding with groups, ample spacing enhances safety. Overton says, “I try to stay away from other riders, traffic.” Boehler adds, and Overton agrees, “I ride a little faster than the traffic. I like to overtake it, ride around it and past it; not ride in the midst of it.” “Optimal riding is about being smooth,” Overton says with Boehler in agreement. “If you’re riding smart and smooth, brakes will be used at a minimum. You shouldn’t constantly be seeing brake lights; like riding behind a Christmas tree! A brake light should mean something. It’s throttle and gears.” Boehler notes whoever leads a group needs to maintain a constant speed, or else the whole string will always be compressing and stretching, like a slinky. “If the point rider lets his speed fluctuate up and down, even five miles an hour, that variation is amplified as the effect is passed down the line. The poor rider at sweep is having to vary his speed by 30 miles per hour!” The breakfast talk session is over as Of Western Hospitality At It’s Best! Authentic & Beautiful the duo heads to the sidewalk where their bikes are parked. They encounter a retired smelter worker, 88 years of age. The old-timer eyes the bikes, then strikes up a familiar conversation: “I had three Indian Chiefs and some Harleys; Knuckles, Pans...” he says. “You’ve still got one of those Chiefs under a tarp out in the Editor Cole Boehler with his Yamaha as the duo prepared to hit the barn, right?” road and swap bikes. Boehler jokes. and owns a half-helmet. He says he loses “Hell no, but peripheral vision with the full-face and I sure wish I did!” the senior retorts. is wary of blind spots. He generally rides Later, Boehler says to Overton, without either. “How many times have you had that Boehler always wears a quality fullconversation?” face. He says he feels with the modern “All the time,” Overton says with a See Culture Clash, Page 24 smile. “When we ride, I always wave or honk at the little kids,” Boehler says, “or the seniors I see walking or working in their gardens. 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Boehler uses waterproof motorcycle touring boots with zippers and velcro closure. Both are wearing gauntleted leather gloves, though Boehler’s appear more cold weather oriented (the temperature was 26 degrees when he left his home that morning). It is clear Overton is of the “loud pipes save lives” school of thought, and says he has plenty of personal experience to show it is true. He says local ranchers were moving cattle last year and one of the cow dogs attacked his front wheel at a slow a roll. The bike and Overton went down, his foot jammed between machine and asphalt, twisting his leg until knee ligaments popped. The bike sustained plenty of cosmetic blemishes, too. “That’s when I decided to get the pipes,” he says, implying the dog would have kept its distance. “They’re loud! You brought earplugs, didn’t you?” Yes, Boehler brought his custom molded ear protection. He says he has his doubts about the “loud pipes saves lives” theory, but to each his own. The riders clear city traffic, then swap bikes on a rural back road. Both are smiling – maybe amused – and getting a feel for the different ergonomics: The H-D puts you slouching down and into the bike – butt just 26.5 inches from tarmac – foot pegs and controls far forward, bars at a comfortable distance and height, the top lip of the windscreen well below the typical focal point. The Yamaha sets you on the bike almost 32-inches above the pavement, foot rests and controls under your butt. The bars require a slight lean forward while the power-adjustable windscreen is set wherever it works best for the rider. For the spaceman, the Harley throttle and clutch work well and predictably together. The bike pulls forward smoothly but with authority, propelled by massive power pulses from those twin pistons hammering in big bores through long strokes. Once the body is settled and feet are finding levers, the throttle gets twisted and the Wide Glide rockets ahead. It seems as though one gear might suffice. The engine spools up with a flat and fat torque curve which drops off quickly with high revs, prompting what feels like short-shifting. The experience is entirely visceral: the beast between your legs is awake and angry! It roars and bellows and shakes. On throttle you feel the quaking machine in your feet, butt and hands. It is clear the motor has been heavily stepped on, almost making too much power for its stock mountings, chassis and suspension. The sensations generated by that engine overwhelm any other. It is the beast’s heart and soul, the rest of the bike components play mere supporting roles. Yet at highway cruising speeds, the beast calms and behaves civilly (which is not to say mutely) ... unless you whack the gas! Then hang on for the ride! It snaps to 100 mph effortlessly. Overtaking the Interstate pavement trains would be a job dispensed with in a few seconds without dropping a gear. The quivering of the bike makes mirror images shaky and vision is a little blurry, mostly from wind buffeting the editor’s helmet. If he pulls his head down two inches, the air calms almost completely. No doubt the windshield can be raised in its mounts to accommodate this rider’s taller profile. The taller seat height of the Asian bike does allow for a more distant line of sight, Overton says, but he notes “reverse” is achieved on his tip toes. With the tall seat and weight carried relatively up high, just the slightest shift of body weight starts the bike turning. “Steering is almost effortless,” he says. The editor finds the Wide Glide requires some muscle at the bars along with some body lean to get it turning but it does so quickly and predictably. He also finds the H-D holds its line well in curves, but takes some small pressure on the bars to keep it tracking. “The skinny front tire has the front wandering a little, following pavement imperfections, but altogether it’s very stable and planted, confidence inspiring,” he says. Overton says the Yamaha brakes are excellent, predictable and powerful. The Wide Glide also stops well and predictably, the editor finds, with slightly more pressure required at the lever to make the single front disc do its job. The rear brake, which Overton has intentionally set up with long footlever travel, doesn’t grab until the pedal is moved forward perhaps three inches. Again, once engaged, it is predictable and strong. Overton says after 50 miles he can feel the foreign, and very upright, seating position of the Yamaha beginning to trouble his worn out back. The editor says he felt no ergonomic discomfort at all from the equally foreign riding position of the H-D. “The reach from the seat to the bars is right and comfortable, and the seat’s pretty good, too,” he says. “I’d have to find out for myself, but it is possible I could do 400-mile days with satisfactory comfort,” he tells Overton, though he wonders about enduring the pipes and vibration that long. “I’d definitely need ear plugs and a taller windscreen,” the editor says. Overton says the power the Yamaha makes is more than adequate, though the engine needs to spin to 5,000 RPM before it’s really in the meat of the power band. It pulls cleanly and smoothly from 2,500 RPM to 8,000, then power will drop off as it approaches its 9,000 redline. The editor observes the Dyna is always in its power band, except perhaps below 2,500 RPM where it tends to chug slightly, like a quarter horse that would rather run than walk, likely the result of the engine hop-up. This was noticed as we meant to pass peacefully through the small town of Deer Lodge, where the editor let the Dyna putt along the 25 mph Main Street in a tall gear. Once underway, the Dyna rarely requires a gear shift to boom away, whereas the Yamaha will respond better to dropping a gear or even two when maximum power is required for an expedited pass. “It’s very smooth and quiet,” observes Overton of the Asian machine. The Yamaha has well calibrated suspension, he says, that produces a comfortable, if not cushy, ride in a variety See Culture Clash, Page 25 May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 25 Culture Clash from page 24 of surface conditions (we did not have the opportunity to push any hard cornering). This day, as usual, the Yamaha is running 40 lbs. of pressure in the front and rear tires which gives the rider some feedback regarding surface imperfections. “The ride is firm and the handling is sharp. I had a smile on my face the whole time,” Overton states. “It’s always nice to do something familiar in new way.” The Dyna also seems to transmit the asphalt ripples to the rider’s hands and butt, but nicely soaks up everything in between minor and major, the editor says. The big, sharp bumps can whack the rider’s butt and spine, the result of it’s relatively short rear suspension travel. At the lunch break, Overton notes, “You’re the only person other than my brother who has ridden my bike.” The editor thanks him for his confidence. Would Overton consider owning a bike like the Yamaha? “Oh yes,” he says. “It’s great fun. But the question is, would I consider selling my Harley to own one. The answer is no.” Overton owns just one bike and it is clearly his preferred choice. Would the editor own a Harley? The answer is the same: “Not as my only bike, but I’d certainly consider adding one to my stable if I had the means.” Overton expands on his riding philosophy. “Motorcycle riders are outdoors people. And that’s why we live in Montana. “I like doing some of my own light maintenance,” he says, noting he has a maintenance contract with the local Harley store, Copper Canyon in Butte, so that ownership aspect is covered. “They have some good techs and mechanics. When they had (the Wide Glide) on the dyno, they stayed on it, tweaking it until they got it just right.” He says members of the local H.O.G. chapter he heads are tolerant of other makes. “We have people along on all brands,” he adds. “Most of our functions are charity benefits so who cares? I wouldn’t stand for it if our events were entirely closed. I wouldn’t belong if they were.” The editor says to Overton, “There is that Harley owners’ saying, ‘If I have to explain it to you, you won’t understand anyway.’ Well, try me; explain it.” “Riding a Harley is like nothing else in the world,” he begins. “Just starting it up is a unique experience. You know what they say: ‘You drive a car; a bike drives you.’ Riding a Harley gets into your heart and soul; it becomes a part of your being. “If you stop riding, the longing to get back on never leaves you. Anytime you hear one, see one, you want to get back on and ride. I once had to sell mine to make house payments. There are three things I regret selling: that bike and a couple of rifles. I won’t do that again.” Does Overton’s loyalty to American union workers influence his choice of brands? “I try to buy American (products). I appreciate that unions are involved in (HD) manufacturing. I like that; I speak it and believe it. “There are better bikes out there in some respects, in terms of engineering ...” The editor interrupts and points out there is probably no brand that compares The FJR and the Wide Glide parked at still frozen Georgetown Lake at 6,428 feet April 2. The ice will melt out later in May. to the Harley quality of fit and finish, of style and tradition and customer loyalty. “Yes, it is about heritage and tradition,” Overton says. “Harleys are clunky and loud, but the designs have been maintained so they are still Harleys. “Maybe I’m kind of rough – a rough life and a rough trade. But that’s the appeal. I like the feel of the road, the rumble, the noise. That’s part of the experience, part of the riding environment. Yes, like hunting, it takes us back to our primal state of heightened awareness. It keeps you alive and always in touch. Hyper awareness is exercising your brain: the harder you work it the better it works. “Hunters are hyper aware. 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I could probably get used to anything. “Honda makes awesome machines, but at this point in my life I can ride whatever I want.” What is Overton’s idea of “the ultimate motorcycle ride?” “Tour all of America,” he says. “I haven’t seen enough of it. But you have to want to bad enough; you have to make it happen.” Would the Wide Glide be the right machine for that tour? “There are a lot of styles within the brand,” he says. “The Wide Glide will do it all, do anything a rider needs ... except pack out an elk!” Northern Rockies Rider - 26 May 2013 Can you go home again? The author, about 10, with his first two-wheeler, a Stingray that was ‘customized’ mostly by being built by his father out of several discarded units. The card-in-the spokes accessory came later. Photographer unknown Essay by Ben Getz Contributing Feature Writer All photos by Ben Getz except where noted Time traveling on two wheels number still burned into my memory. Turns out the current residents are a very nice couple who have made major improvements to the 1930’s era dwelling, and they are eager to hear my recollections of how things used to be. I pull out an old photo that recently surfaced and realize I can try to recapture it almost exactly, four decades removed! Next it is time to travel to longdeserted Marengo to see what ghosts of the past there may still whisper to the present. What we find is stark and bleak. All of the houses, of which only Connections. We all try to either make them, maintain them … or perhaps sever bad ones. Our connections in and to the past, though irretrievably gone and unchangeable for the most part, do possess the tendrils that connect us with our “present” and often “future selves.” I may be more fortunate than some since many of the people and places that are framed in my earliest childhood memories and subsequent development are still close by, though not by any real conscious choice. I tried to remove myself from the central Washington farmlands of my youth, yet I now find four decades later that I live within an hour of them. A trip back in time was overdue. I chose a particular “way-back machine” for this journey that I felt was capable of traversing the pavement as well as remote The only structure left standing in Marengo, Wash., still dirt roads that I anticipated serves to spark the memories of my childhood spent in this once busy railroad junction. encountering – my 2008 Suzuki DRZ-400S. I shared this experience with my numbered maybe nine at most in my time good friend, Tim, also from the same there, have been leveled. generation of “baby boomership” as I, My father worked for the Union and as he later asked, “Would it have been Pacific Railroad at the time, and rails were the same experience if I had not had a this town’s only reason to be. Even in the ‘sounding board’ to lay out all the stories 1960’s it was a mere shadow of what it had and details of my trip down memory lane been during the 20’s and 30’s when rail with?” No, it would not. travel and transport were the only way to We set off along rolling, mostly go. straight, roads amidst central Almost nothing discernible is left Washington’s thousands of acres of now, though the few remaining rails seem wheat fields, both irrigated and the more so startlingly close to where I trundled challenging dry-land variety. in diapers on the lawn as an infant, Some of my earliest memories are restrained only by a leash on a metal enveloped in the act of wheat harvest with clothesline, a primitive form of day care. my father on the old, open air combines Squinting into the dusty brightness in the intense heat of August around of the day, a distant memory surfaces, Ritzville. (The town actually took its how as soon as I was able to heed the name from the fact that the Ritz Cracker command, ‘’hold on tight,” I was oneCompany used much of the area’s wheat handed up onto the back of my dad’s in their products in their early days.) Bridgestone 90 two-stroke. We pass roads bearing names of We would go sailing down the dirt many families I went to elementary and roads out of Marengo, dodging snakes grade school with, some now in the fifth or “peeling out” on them as we took out generation toiling in, and tilling, this another pesky rattler (we left the sizeable fertile soil. Bull Snakes alone; they’re good ones!). On touchdown in Ritzville proper, Dad had spent time during the Korean I decide first to visit the house in town War in Europe and would often regale where I spent most of my pre-teen years; me with tales of the “Beezers,” “Snortin’ the address and even our old phone Nortons” and Triumph “Trumpets” The author, about 50, with his first dual-sport standing where 40 years have passed by with barely any changes ... right! Photo by Tim Pryor he had sampled, yet the humble little Japanese Bridgestone single is what served at the time as useful commuting transportation for him and thrills-perminute for me. Tim and I cross the remaining railroad tracks to the small hillside where the Roberson family lived, and where still starkly “living” was my technicolor memory of my father and Mr. Roberson butchering hogs. The sights and sounds of that sanguineous event were soon overwhelmed by the smell and taste of home-cured bacon and smoked hams we enjoyed. Some say our olfactory senses are the most powerful evocateurs of memory, and I am immediately swathed in memories of Mrs. Roberson’s kitchen. You never went into that sweltering hot haven and were not fed something savory and delicious, while also receiving an all encompassing hug in her ample bosom; a living and lovable Mrs. Buttersworth bottle she was. Standing now knee deep in cheat grass, the scattered, skeletal remains of their once lively homestead leave little recognizable but for the cement stoop that led to their door. Rusted, discarded carcasses of tools and implements built too stout to turn to dust in just these 40 short years lay strewn about as testament to my memory being somewhat intact. Leaving this ghost town, we roll back to Ritzville via a stop at the landing strip where I spent many hours in pre-pubescent wonder amongst the monstrous roar of massive radial powerplants. Once the home of pilot Maynard Lund’s spray squadron where my father worked as ground crew loading chemicals, scouting fields and performing See Traveling, Page 27 Most scenic rides in the Black Hills for Custer Cruisin’ Iron Mountain Road Needles Highway Wildlife Loop Road Hell Canyon • Shopping • Restaurants • Lodging Close to Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse Memorial, Custer State Park 013 2 , 1 –1 2 . Aug t visi , n o i mat n.com r o i f e in rcruis r 9818 o m 2 e 9 t For w.cus 00-9 8 • w m w d.co s r te cus @ o inf May 2013 Northern Rockies Rider - 27 Traveling from page 26 maintenance, it is now a skydiving school. In one open hanger sits a beautiful example of a Citabria sport plane, much like one my father flew. Shadowed behind it gathering dust is parked a rare Honda GT-650 Hawk. Aha, a sweet connection! I have always noted an apparent connection between small aircraft and motorcycles. Is it the shared sense of The author with the man who first showed him what 200 mph feels like, retired aerial applicator and family friend, Maynard Lund, at left. Photo by Tim Pryor freedom these mostly air-cooled vehicles allow, the feeling of being so in control or almost at one with the machine? Perhaps the level of skill required to master them, or how easy it seems to be to flaunt the laws of speed and physics? The consequences of a mechanical breakdown, mistake or simply running out of gas seem less serious on two wheels, yet the freedom allowed once airborne is unparalleled. At least my father was never “pulled over” in his Citabria for stunting, and stunting is what he did, treating me to multiple Gs with rolls, loops, and hammerhead stalls, intoxication to a 10-year-old. Standing now on the still chemically stained tarmac after these many years, the smell of av-gas, Aero Shell oil, and Mirror Glazed canopies brings flooding back one of my favorite recollections: Strapped tightly in the back seat of converted World War II era AT-6 trainer, in a powered dive watching the airspeed indicator spin to, and past, 185 indicated knots, barely able to move my head from the G forces, Maynard radios through the leather and canvas head piece, “You doing OK?” I am certain he did not want me hurling my Frosted Flakes breakfast onto the back of his neck, but my huge grin must have given him the answer as the wind shrieked over the canopy. We go now to visit Maynard, in his 80’s and spending his days mostly at the golf course dodging sand traps rather than strafing the wheat fields of Adam’s County. Long past the average life-span of those in his particular profession, we share a few good memories and backslaps, while wishing “The Red Baron” was still around (my dad’s handle back in the day). I thank him for nurturing in me that “need for speed” when I was young. It may be far – across a country or in another one all together – but I encourage anyone who can to board their particular two-wheeled time machine of choice and travel across the miles, kilometers and decades to find and make those connections. Perhaps the passed/past memories are not all that sweet or in need of remembrance, but they may help us to deal with where we are headed, or shed light on who, what, and even why we are who we have become. The freedom that transport by motorcycle on the open road affords, in the solitary confines of your helmet, may well serve as a cocoon, a chrysalis for future life changes that the teleportation to our past may catalyze. It also helps to etch the memories into our brain cells and illuminates the task ahead of us, the “future memories” we will leave behind for others. No, one cannot change the past nor go back to relive it, but you can nurture your current and any future connections while basking in the memories that your own personal time travel reveals. As a licensed motorcyclist since 1978, Ben Getz has been traversing the roadways and tracks, both paved and otherwise, of the great Pacific Northwest and beyond. In his spare time A beautiful example of aerobatic hardware, this Citabria he customizes and restores brings back fond memories of youthful flights. motorcycles, and has been a regular contributor to daughter, granddaughter and numerous a number of motorcycle periodicals and nieces and nephews. Getz strives to be a publications. positive influence and ambassador of safely His passion for motorcycles of all types enjoying all aspects of the two-wheeled and derivation has been passed on to his lifestyle and the worldwide ‘family’ of family of fellow riders; including wife, son, riders. Northern Rockies Rider - 28 May 2013 Events Calendar National - 2013 • April 24-28 - Laughlin River Run, Laughlin, Nev., <laughlinriverrun.com> • June 8-16 - 90th Anniversary Laconia Motorcycle Week, Laconia, New Hampshire, <laconiamcweek.com> • June 17 - Ride To Work Day, <ridetowork.org> • Aug. 5-11 - 73rd Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Sturgis, So. Dak., <sturgismotorcyclerally.com> National - 2014 • Feb. 28-March 9 - Daytona Bike Week, Daytona Beach, Fla., <officialbikeweek.com> Alberta • April 27 - Grand Prairie Toys for Tots Swap Meet, Grand Prairie, Dawn, 780-832-4417 • May 11 - Motorcycle Awareness Parade, Lethbridge, The Brick parking lot, 3727 Mayor McGrath Dr. S., Brian Shields, <[email protected]>, <southernalbertabikers.ca> • May 25 - NORAL Vintage Bike Display, Edmonton, Bonnie Doon Centre, 82nd Ave. & 83rd St., Richard Vanderwell, <[email protected]> • May 31 - Old Bones Rally, Wayne, Last Chance Saloon, 555 Jewell St., Larry Fowell, 780-362-0467, <[email protected]> • June 14-16 - Border Bike Rally, Lloydminster, Ray Sproull, 780-871-4579, <[email protected]> • June 15 - Alberta Vintage Flat Track Race, Lloydminster Race Track, Tom Booth, 780-970-3733, <[email protected]>, <avfta.ca> • June 20-23 - Revving Up for Kids MC Adventure, various Alberta locations, Val Figliuzzi, 780-496-2459, <[email protected]>, <kidswithcancer.ca> • June 21-23 - Hillbilly Hammerdown MC Run, Ashmont, 780-210-0259, 780-806-1711 • July 4-6 - Provincial HOG Rally, Medicine Hat, Ralph Carson, <[email protected]>, <albertahogrally.com> • July 14 - Past, Present & Future MC Show & Shine, Calgary, the Military Museums, 4520 Crowchild Trail SW • July 20 - Leather ‘n’ Chaps...Ridin’ for Snaps, High River, River Roadhouse, 420 Center St., 403-603-3232 • July 26-28 - Canadian Vintage Motorcycle Group Ponoka Rally, Ponoka, <[email protected]>, <cvmg.ca> • Aug. 3-4 - CMDRA Bad Land Nationals (MC drag racing), Medicine Hat, 1-887-580-9008, <[email protected]> • Aug. 2-5 - Heartland Bash Motorcycle Rally, Edmonton, 564047 Range Road, 780-938-9014, <heartlandbash.com>, <[email protected]> • Aug. 15-18 - Women Riders Conference, Stoney Nakoda Casino and Resort, 45 minutes west of Calgary on TransCan Hwy., Karen Hammerton, 403-834-3822, <[email protected]>, <witwalbertarally.com> • Sept. 7-8 - CMDRA Season Finals (MC drag racing), Edmonton, 1-887-580-9008, <[email protected]> • Sept. 8 - RMS Swap Meet, Millarville, Millarville race track, Hwy. 549 W & 192 St. W, <[email protected]> British Columbia • April 28 - Classic & Vintage MC Swap Meet & Show ‘n’ Shine, Delta, Tawasan, South Delta Recreation Center, 1720 56th St., Todd Copan, 604-299-0020, <classicbikeswapmeet.com>, <[email protected]> • May 5 - Campbell Rider MC Swap Meet & “A Woman’s Experience of Riding,” Campbell River, Eagles Hall, 1999 14th Ave., Ron - 1-250-830-4260, John - 1-250-286-3120 • May 11 - Back Alley Customs MC Show & Shine, Merritt, 2152 Lauder Ave., 250-280-0634, <backalleycustomsmerritt.ca> • June 21-22 - Summer Sizzle Ride, Langley, 8859 201st St., 604-532-2973, <langleyhog.org>, <[email protected]> • July 5-7 - Horsethief Hideout Rally, Invermere, 8250 Westside Rd., Stan or Gary, 250-434-4444, <[email protected]>, <horsethiefhideout.ca/horsethief-memorial-rally.html> • July 7 - Sasquatch Inn MC Show & Shine, Harrison Mills, 46001 Lougheed Hwy., 604-796-2730 • July 10-14 - Great Canadian Bike Rally, Merritt, B.C., 2064 Coulee Ave., 250-378-5553, <[email protected]> • July 25-27 - Western Regional HOG Rally, Kelowna, 250-860-0666, Marianne Boettcher, <[email protected]>, <okanagonhog.com> • July 26 - Bigfoot (sidecar) Rendezvous, Kooetnay, Barry, <[email protected]>, <bigfootsidecarclub.com> • July 26-28 - Ride Into History Rally, Langley, Fort Langley National Historic Site, 23433 Mavis Ave., 604-514-7375, <www.rideintohistory.ca> • Aug. 2-5 - 25th Boogie Bash, Rock Creek, 250-765-4517, <[email protected]>, <[email protected]>, <aiminteriorbc.org> • Aug. 10-11 - Cumberland MC Roundup, Cumberland, 250-336-8746, <cumberlandmotorcycleroundup.com>, <[email protected]> • Aug. 11 - AIM (Association of Injured Motorcyclists) G.F. Strong Show & Shine, Vancouver, G.F. Strong Rehab Center, 4255 Laurel St., 604-580-0112, <[email protected]>, <www.aimvancouver.com> • Aug. 18 - Vintage in the Valley MC Shaw, Chilliwack, Chilliwack Heritage Park, 44140 Luckakuck Way, Tony 778-908-1941, Wally - 778-242-7104 Idaho • April 28 - Sweet-Ola Ride, Auction & BBQ, Sweet, 208-340-7078 • May 4-5 - Charlie’s Acres Spring Motorcycle Swap Meet & Show, Rathdrum, 4 miles east of Rathdrum on Hwy. 53, Glen - 208-667-3668 • May 31-June 2 - ABATE of North Idaho Spring Opener, Big Dave, 208-827-0396 • July 5-6 - Run What Ya Brung Street Drags, Oldtown, “Hun” Smith, 509-671-7586, <[email protected]> • July 5-7 - Mackay MC Rodeo, Mackay, Tourist Park, Teri Calkins, 208-478-4928, <[email protected]> • July 12-14 - Rally in the Valley, Murtaugh Lake near Twin Falls, 208-539-2699, <[email protected]>, <snakeriverbrossi.org> • July 15-16 - Vintage Motorcycle Ride & Show, Yanke Motor Museum, Boise, John, 208-249-1555, <[email protected]> • July 20 - Ride For Life, three departure points in Coeur d’Alene & Spokane: Lone Wolf HD, Lawrence’s Motorcycles and Daley’s Cheap Shots, <www.rideforlifeidaho.net> • July 26-28 - Pre-Sturgis Pit Stop, Orofino, ABATE of North Idaho, 208-476-3630 • Aug. 1-4 - Rattlesnake Rampage Victory MC National Meet, Lewistown, Red Lion, <thevmc.com/nationalmeet> • Sept. 13-15 - Big Nasty Hill Climb, 35 miles NW of Boise, 208-573-4255, <[email protected]>, <bignastyhillclimb.com> • Nov. 9 - Geico AMA EnduroCross, Nampa, 16200 N. Idaho Center Blvd., 817-243-9515, <[email protected]>, <endurocross.com> Montana • All summer - Motorcycle racing, Billings, 3630 Old Blue Creek Rd., 406-656-9960, <[email protected]>, <billingsmotorcycleclub.us> • June 1 - Big Muddy MC Rally, Plentywood, 406-765-2810 • July 26-27 - State H.O.G., Great Falls, State Fairgrounds, 406-771-1167, <mtstatehogrally.com>, <[email protected]> • July 9-11 - 27th Annual Women on Wheels International Ride-In, Billings, Billings Hotel and Convention Center, 1223 Mullowney Lane, <[email protected]> • July 19-21 - Beartooth Rally, Red Lodge, Bonedaddy, 406-446-2022, <beartoothrally.com> • July 25-27 - District Gold Wing Road Riders Assoc. convention, Polson, KwaTaqNuk Resort, Henry & Debby Haagenson, 406-656-1827, <gwwra-mtdistrict.org> • July 25-28 - Evel Knievel Days, Butte, 406-491-6065, <www.eveldays.com> • July 31-Aug. 4 - Testicle Festival, Rock Creek (Clinton), 406-825-4868, <testyfesty.com>, <[email protected]> • Aug. 15-18 - Beartooth Rendezvous BMW Rally, Red Lodge, Lions Club Youth Camp, 406-445-2044, 406-651-4501, <[email protected]>, <[email protected]>, <beartoothbeemers.org> • Aug. 24 - Elk River Run, Fairview, Water Hole #3, Ellery Ave., Pat Knaff, 406-742-5224, <[email protected]> • Sept. 14 - MC Swap Meet, Missoula, Grizzly H-D, 5106 E. Harrier, 406-721-2154, <grizzlyhd.com> South Dakota • May 31 - June 2 - Wheel Jam, Huron, 890 3rd St. SW, 605-353-7340, <[email protected]> • May 31 - Sisseton Car & MC Show & Swap Meet, Sisseton, 610 Veterans Ave., 605-689-3401, <[email protected]> • June 13-15 - State Hog Rally, Spearfish, 605-549-5417, <[email protected]>, <sdstatehogrally.com> • July 12-14 - Hot Harley Nights, Sioux Falls, downtown, 2601 W. 60th St. No., 605-334-2721, <[email protected]>, <hotharleynights.com> • Aug. 5-11 - Black Hills Motorcycle Rally and Races, Sturgis, <sturgismotorcyclerally.com> • Aug. 24 - Sizzlin’ Summer Nights Car & Bike Show, Aberdeen, Main St., <[email protected]>, <aberdeendowntown.org> Washington • April 27-29 - NW Nitro Nationals Hillclimb, Yakima, Jeff Snipes, 208-819-7508, <[email protected]>, <nwnitronationals.com> • May 4-5 - Iron Horse Trail MC Show, Ellensburg, Faye, 509-925-5139, <[email protected]>, <kittitasabate.org> • May 11 - 50 Calibers Hog Roast & Run, Kennewick, Long Branch Bar & Grill, 230006 SR 379, Donald 509-947-1195, Jimmy - 801-819-4883, <[email protected]> • May 19 - Sky Valley MC Show, Snohomish, downtown, 360-568-7820, <[email protected]>, <skyvalleybikeshow.com> • May 24-26 - Touchet River Outdoor Roundup, Waitsburg Fairgrounds, (clean and sober event), <[email protected]> • June 2 - Bikes, Bands & BBQ, Port Orchard, Mike Carroll, 360-801-6086, <[email protected]> • June 20 - Hogs and Dogs, Richland, Bombing Range Sports Complex, May Hays, 509-967-0521, <westrichlandchamber.org> • July 12-14 - Republic MC Rally, Republic, Terry Co. Fairgrounds, Randy, 509-207-0709, 509-775-2000, <[email protected]>, <republicrally.com> • July 12-14 - Wlidwood Rally, Rosburg, Deep River Campground, 9 Wainamo, 360-484-7226, <[email protected]>, <wildwoodrally.com> • July 13 - Columbia MC Swap Meet, Vancouver, Columbia H-D, 1314 NE 102nd St., Jason, 360-695-8831, <[email protected]> • June 13-16 - ABATE of Washington Spring Opener, Easton, Silver Ridge Ranch, 182 Silver Ranch Rd., 253-475-4944, <[email protected]>, <springopener.com/index.html> • July 18-20 - Washington HOG Rally, Oak Harbor, Vince Danner, 360-651-0681, <[email protected]>, <wastatehogrally.com> • July 20 - Ride For Life, three departure points in Coeur d’Alene & Spokane: Lone Wolf H-D, Lawrence’s Motorcycles and Daley’s Cheap Shots, <www.rideforlifeidaho.net> • July 18-21 - Gold Wing Road Riders Assoc. convention, Grandview, Yakima Valley Fairgrounds, Susie Hutchinson, 360-352-7813, <[email protected]>, <gwrra-wa.org> • July 25-28 - Sun and Surf Run, Ocean Shores, 206-953-7918, <sunandsurfevent.com> • Aug. 16-18 - Tenino Antique & Classic MC Swap & Show, Tenino, City Park, 360-264-4210, <[email protected]>, <evergreenmca.org> • Aug. 24 - The MEET at America’s Car Museum Vintage Motorcycle Festival, Tacoma, Car Museum, 2702 E. D St., 253-779-8490, <[email protected]>, <lemaymuseum.org> • Sept. 8 - Puget Sound Ride For Kids, Carnation, Remlinger Farms, 32610 NE 32nd St.,1-800-253-6530, <pbtfus.org/rideforkids/events/2013/puget-sound>, <[email protected]> • Sept. 8 - Union Ride and Charity Rally, Suquamish, Patrick Town, 206-406-8139, <[email protected]>, <unionionhomebenefit.com> • Sept. 22 - Oyster Run, Anacortes, 12th and Commercial, 360-435-9103, <oysterrun.org>, <[email protected]> • Nov. 11 - Veterans Day parade, Oak Harbor, Pioneer Way, Terry Lacey, 360-240-1125, <ohvetdayparade.com>, <[email protected]> 2014 • March 14-16 - Inland NW MC Show, Spokane, Spokane Co. Fair & Expos Center, Chris Cody, 509-220-4147, <[email protected]>, <spokanemotorcycleshow.com> Wyoming • April 27 - Vietnam Vets/Legacy Vets Annual Biker Ball, Cheyenne, American Legion Post #6, 2001 E. Lincolnway, Sluggo - 307- 421 -2506, Girth - 307-630-5185, Kap 307-421-3800, Limey - 307-635-9358, Bonecrusher 307-920-0900, <[email protected], <vnvlvmc-wy.com> • May 11 - Motorcycle Swap Meet, Cody, National Guard Armory, 2926 Duggleby Dr., Cody A.B.A.T.E., 812-890-3248, <[email protected]> • May 11 - Rally for Alex, Cheyenne, Legion, 2001 E. Lincolnway, Mick Nagy, 307-631-0546, <[email protected]> • June 8 - 17th Cancer Fun Run, Cody, Cassie’s Supper Club, Rick Brod, 307-587-9744, <[email protected]> • July 11-13 - State Hog Rally, Thermopolis, 307-421-0067, <[email protected]>, <wystatehogrally.com> • Aug. 1-2 - Ghost Town Rally, Casper, Best Western Ramkota, Casper Chamber of Commerce, 307-234-5311, <casperchamber.org> • Aug. 24 - Elk Run, Cheyenne, High Country Motorsports, 3320 E. Lincolnway, Travis, 307-635-5691, <[email protected]>, <[email protected]> To have your event listed here for free, send the information to Dani Rollison at <[email protected]>. 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