Mission 6.3 - sectorg.org
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Mission 6.3 - sectorg.org
USS Caledonia And StarBase BoB Season 6 Episode 3 Too Good to Be True The Omega Scandal "Too Good to be True" =/\= CO's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= When she looked back to the day it all began, what was most remarkable was how very *normal* the morning had been. Mulder had risen early as usual, at the insistence of the computer, and had showered, dressed and taken her normal route to the office through the main Promenade. Stopping at Pigs she had collected a cup of Latte as she did most mornings, and sprinted up the metal staircase to the upper walkway where her office was situated. As per normal practice she had switched on her commconsole and whilst the incoming messages assembled themselves had taken her Latte to drink standing in her usual spot by the main viewport, looking down on the station and out at the stars. She sipped slowly, savouring the view of her territory, as she always did. ...The slow neat movements of vessels as they manoeuvred in and out of docking ports. The heavy grey metal of the station's rings. The inky blackness of space with the tiny lights from the distant stars. The swirling high altitude clouds and delicate greens and blues of the planet below... She sipped her drink. The planet below. She paused mid-sip. The planet... "WE DON'T *HAVE* A FEKKING PLANET DOWN BELOW!" But they did, apparently. She rubbed the window with her hand, and rubbed her eyes. It was still there. "WHO THE HELL PARKED A BLOODY PLANET UNDERNEATH MY STARBASE??!!" There was no answer, and it clearly wasn't a mirage. Eyes wide open, she could only stand and stare as the earth-like planet span on a lazy axis below. "Where the fek did that *come* from?" she whispered in disbelief. "It wasn't there last night..." Wondering if it was all some bizarre hoax she walked out of her office and looked down on the main Promenade. The two main screens at either end that usually played muzak videos were now switched to outside viewing, and groups stood staring and chattering in amazement at the sight of a planet below them. Heads turned as she appeared, questions written on every face. All she could do was shrug helplessly, "I have *no* idea. But I'm going to find out." Hitting her commbadge she called, "Mulder to Departmental Officers. Captain Vaughan, Lieutenants de l'Isle, Mattingly, Omar, Brey, Maru, Doc Alleir and Ensign Angel - report for emergency briefing, conference room, fifteen minutes. Yeoman Wilkins, you too. If anyone wants to know what's up, just look out of any starboard viewport." She clattered down the stairs, coffee still in hand, and raced along to the command centre, a look of bemused disbelief still on her face. "Ops to the Captain - Oh," Morrie Bowers, finishing up night shift, looked up as she walked in. "Ma'am, I was just trying to comm you. I've had a message from the planet's surface. They're demanding to speak with whoever is in charge." "Speaking before shooting? That's got to be an improvement on the usual. What did they want?" "They wanted to know who the hell we were and why the hell we'd suddenly appeared in orbit above them." Mulder stopped dead and did a little double-take. "You mean we've moved somewhere in the night?" "No Ma'am. We haven't moved anywhere, I can assure you. I checked. All systems are absolutely normal. I even made a few test comms to Gamma Command and some of our border patrol ships. We're exactly where we ought to be. That planet just appeared overnight from nowhere." Mulder let out a slow breath, trying to get her head round this latest development. "And yet, according to them, it's *us* that appeared overnight out of no-where?" "That's right Ma'am." Except it wasn't right. Mulder thought for a moment then said, "Give me fifteen minutes and then call them back and put him through to the conference room, so we can all see what they have to say." "Aye Ma'am," "And go to Yellow - no, not yellow, go to Nice Green Alert." Morrie nodded ands the soft pale green lights flickered instead of the harsher yellow or strident red. It signalled that something was certainly up and everyone should have their wits about them, even though there was no apparent immediate danger. Security would patrol the operational and command-sensitive areas more intensively, and the marines would ready themselves. Everyone else should just - be alert. Mulder walked slowly through to the conference room, her mind at a complete loss to even speculate what might have happened. It looked such a nice planet too... =/\= Pisces Delight - Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Stickleback yawned. She'd had a particularly vigorous roster the night before and was miffed that Octopus had put her on the till this early in the day. A customer handed over a bundle of latinum and walked out with a Space Hopper 2406. Stickleback picked at her nail varnish. Octopus was dressing the window display in a new line of electric blue lingerie. She draped a feather boa lazily across the sleek shoulders of a model and posed briefly in the window as a good looking man walked past. Harpoon was working in the back room. Since Algaenon had got lost in the maze, they'd had to take on her clients between them. None of them particularly enjoyed this. Looking the way she did, Algaenon seemed to bring in equally unattractive customers. The bell on the door chimed briefly as someone entered the shop. Stickleback continued working at her nails. Her eyelids drooped. "'S a planet out there, innit," said a familiar voice. Stickleback and Octopus froze, disbelieving. Then Stickleback leapt out of her morning lethargy. "Algaenon!" she cried. "You're back!" She ran to hug the other girl. Her arms almost met around Algaenon's girth; she had lost weight. "I see you've appeared at last," said Octopus, less enthusiastic, although she, too, was pleased to see Algaenon. She certainly did not want to have to deal with any more of Algaenon's nasty clients. "Where have you been?" "Just a minnit, just a minnit," heaved Algaenon, who they now saw was out of breath. She dumped two overflowing carrier bags on the counter. An array of cornish pasties, cream buns and chocolate eclairs were squashed inside. Algaenon delved in and extracted the nearest source of pastry, crammed it into her mouth, and devoured the lot. "Ah, that's better," she sighed, her mouth half full. "Went to De'Aths. Have one if you want," she added dubiously, because she was perfectly capable of eating the lot herself. "Well, tell us," said Octopus impatiently. "Where have you been?" "I was in the maze, innit," said Algaenon. "Nothin' to eat or anythin'. Not even a decent takeaway in there." Her eyes misted over, recollecting the horror of the past few days. "I almost starved. Then I got put in the ceiling. Horrible. Was there for hours. Then somebody saw me pants, see?" Algaenon pointed. Her thighs had been squeezed into a pair of florescent yellow hotpants. Octopus reeled in disgust. Stickleback nodded sympathetically. "I shouted, and they got a crane, or somethin'. Then I saw lots of people and thought there was a show and there's this planet out there," finished Algaenon, and instantly stuffed a pasty into her mouth. "Planet? What are you talking about?" Octopus planted one hand firmly on her hip and glared interrogatively. "You've gone mad, Algae. Days without food have turned you into a delusional maniac." Algaenon shrugged. She didn't understand Octopus. "Looked kinda blue and green," she said vaguely. "Where was the planet, Algaenon?" said Stickleback kindly. She had learned from experience it was wise to humour the little quirks of strange people. They were more likely to pay well then. Octopus exploded. "Don't encourage her! The last thing we need is her wittering on about planets to clients. Planets, I ask you. We're in the backest backwaters of the last desert of space. This is the end, girls. There ain't no return ticket." Quite pleased with this little speech, Octopus returned to the window display and saw large crowds gathering on the Promenade. "Might just nip out for a fag," she added, and zipped out of the shop. Curious, Stickleback followed suit. Algaenon and a bag of pastry trailed after them. The girls forced their way through the swarms of civilians grouped at the main viewport. Octopus' elbows jabbed sharply, forging a way through. The large panes of the viewport materialised abruptly. There were the stars, looking faintly ethereal as ever, and there was a planet, vaguely reminiscent of Earth. Octopus was too late to prevent her mouth dropping. Stickleback gasped. "Wow! I see it too Algae! Maybe we're both mad!" Algaenon chomped on a cream bun. "'S still there, innit. I thought it might have gone." "Gone? Where would it have gone to?" Octopus demanded, assuming an air of authority as though she had known about the new planet all along. Algaenon shrugged. "Well, it must have come from somewhere," Stickleback said reasonably, and echoing the general trend of conversation around them. "Maybe it will go back there." Octopus regained her composure. "Go and get Harpoon, Stickleback. She has to see this. Where there's a planet, there's people, and where there's people, there may be business ventures..." Stickleback left obligingly, leaving Octopus to glare at Algaenon. Unconcerned, Algaenon offered her an apple tart. /\= Arihana Dharma's Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= You know that feeling. That feeling of waking up to a brand new day and having a spring in your step? No me neither, but it looks good in blue biro. Anyways, someone got up feeling chipper. Arihana was humiming as she wrapped the red terry towel robe around herself. Had been a good sleep; she felt refreshed enough to take on the world. She yawned and rubbed her eyes as she padded in the general direction of the bathroom. The sleepy lull broken by the sound of the stripey pyjama bottoms rustling as she moved. Arihana splashed the cool water onto her face before proceeding to brush her teeth. Felt something of an anticlimax, given the drama last night of prising herself from her work to retire for the night. There was the rushing sound for the next three minutes, of the bristles gliding over tooth enamel. Another burst of water to cleanse the palatte before reaching for the towel. The wet brunette mass was being rubbed dry vigourously as Arihana stood half dressed in trousers and grey undershirt. You know, if she had any sense of decency, Arihana wouldn't be standing so close to the viewing port. There was no hurry, no urgent appointments; the counsellor could take her time for once. Counselling was still standing, should Parvis turn up from having had his jollies, he still had a department to call his own. The damp towel was tossed onto the bed, as Arihana reached for the teal jersey. A department to call his own, it had been brief that trip into tyranny. Ah, well, all good things must come to an end. Still half asleep, the counsellor threaded her arms through that of the garment. The hole in the top gaped as she pulled her head through. Arihana untucked a couple of damp dresses from under the collar and rubbed her eyes. Was she still dreaming, had her brain not yet engaged with the real world? "Bloody hell, we've emigrated. Terra firma. Aint see that in a while." No one had said they were moving; there had been no mention of weighing anchors. Had the captain decided to go off on one again? What was it this time, gigantic gastropods, fiendish felines? Get a grip, and grow up, Arihana thought. Picking up the paddle brush from beside the bed, Arihana brushed through the hair. It was getting long, and starting to curl, there were a few greys glinting finely. Arihana broke with convention, choosing to plait the tresses, fingers working away deftly. Hadn't done that in years. Still Arihana frowned, the orbiting mass looked a lot like Earth. Odd. Very odd, she thought, fastening tied the end of the plait. She tossed her hair over her left shoulder, the hair curled like the tip of a scorpians tail. Definetly needed a cut. Arihana was still wearing a frown. Wearing it any longer would require botox. The brows unfurrowed at the thought. The counsellor smoothed down some of the teal jersey that had crumpled around her waist as she looked out of the viewing port. Darjeeling. Chai. Assam. Ceylon. Earl 'tastes like ditchwater' Grey. Some serious tea would be needed to get her head round this one. The last time she had checked, BoB was somewhere in the back of beyond. Any huge rocks were usually being traded either in the jewellery quarter or fought over by junkies wanting a hit. Yet here was one, on the doorstep. A huge one. Was no one brave enough to set it in platignum or chip a bit off and get high? Wonder what it's like, this brave new world, she thought to herself as she left for the promenade. The counsellor rubbed her palms togther. White bread. Streaky bacon. HP Sauce. =/\= Main Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Arihana was sitting outside Café Rouge, feet resting rather casually on the tabletop. The counsellor was nibbling one half of a bacon sandwich, in between sipping tea. There were plenty of people milling around, small crowds milled around the screens, debating between themselves what the situation was. Her stomach growled, as she took another bite. There was something about HP sauce and bacon, as she brushed the white crumbs off her lap. Finishing the one half, Arihana took the mug of tea in her hands. Chai. The staple of which were aniseed, cardomoms and unrefined syrupy sugar. Arihana shrugged, and she sipped the tea, still watching. No doubt there was a perfectly logical explanation. The counsellor laughed quietly to herself. "Tch, having a blonde moment. Honestly, how long you been here?" This was BoB. If there was a logical explanation, perhaps she ought to reconsider her vocation. =/\= Palmice Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= Frank Palmice woke up on something lumpy. He groaned; he hated that. Twisting his back and wriggling into a more comfortable position, he heard muffled sounds of protest. His eyes opened slowly, and his vision caught a strange woman partly next to him, partly below him. What the hell? How did she get in bed? He noticed he was naked too. Great, now he was awake. Frank muttered annoyed to himself, pushing the woman away, turning on his side. Her protests didn't help much to get in a sleeping mode. And inevitably, now he had to pee. He put his legs over the edge of! his bed and sat himself up lazily, scratching his groin and belching loudly. The woman crawled up too, and he could feel her staring at him. "How much do I owe you?" Frank asked, disinterested. Absently he dug into a small bag where he kept some slips of latinum. The usual fee found itself quickly into his hand, half offering it to the prostitute. "Screw you!" the woman spat, "I'm not a whore!" But she snatched away the money anyway, pocketing it expertly beyond reach of her customer. "Yeah, whatever," Frank responded, getting up on his feet now, staggering to the bathroom. Why was the floor always ! so bloody cold anyway? He shivered and stepped on the filthy rug that lay on the bathroom floor. Fetching his tool, he started urinating merrily. In a thick, healthy stream, the golden shower poured from his body. Ahhh. It was good to"IIIIIIEEEEE!!!" came the scream from the other room. A startled Frank lost his steady aim and started spraying urine everywhere around. Desperately dividing his attention between keeping his penis under control, trying to find out why the woman was screaming, and emergencystopping the stream of pee, Frank managed to do neither. "Jesus! What the fek," he muttered, shaking off the last series of drops, and rushing back to the bedroom, leaving the bathroom floor partially flooded with his own waste! water. The woman had pulled away the curtains, which usually were kept close by Frank, he didn't bother using them, and was staring at something outside. "What the hell is the matter with you, bitch?" he bit to her. "It's a planet! It's a planet!" she yelled, hopping up and down like a fanatic kangaroo with serious brain damage. "Let me see," he said, shoving her aside to make space for himself. Frank looked through the window, where between the outer rings of the station, he could clearly see a sphere of blue and green, that was unmistakably a planet. Frank shrugged. So? Didn't we have a planet below before, Frank wondered? He could have sworn they had one. Then again, how often did he stare out of the window? As if the sta! rs out there were something special to look at...He'd rather watch the topless dancers in Bronchov's beachclub, or some holovideos featuring hard action and similar porn. "Right, it's a planet," he said, turning to her, "What's your name again?" "Sam," she responded, still clearly dazed about the overnight appearance of the planet. "Look, Sam," Frank started, crossing his arms. "I think you...Sam, is that short for Samantha?" he asked as a side-thought. "No..." she sighed and rolled her brown eyes. Her hair was straight and pretty, with bangs and a ponytail...A shame she was in the business, she was quite good looking, in a girl-next-door kind of way. "Its short for Samuel," she said, "It's a long story." "Yes, yes, I am sure it is," Frank said, holding up his hands. It was way too early to be hearing some broad yap at him. "Planet?" he reminded her, which made her immediately flushed and excited once more. "Can you now get the hell out of here?" he pressed. Quickly, she got dressed and scurried out of his quarters, as Frank crawled back in bed. He had still some serious sleeping to do. =/\= Meanwhile - In Other Parts of BoB =/\= "Calm down, my brothers and sisters!" the white-haired leader of the llama cult spoke from his pedestal on one of the lowest decks on the station. "The appearance of the planet is a great sign, bestowed onto us by the Divine Being, blessed be the DB in all eternity!" The leader got up to speed now. "Yes. The weight of glory is upon us! We must acquire...er...proper transportation! Go forth and sell more books, so that we may acquire a grand shuttle with which to transport ourselves to the planet! This might take many months, but remember, the glorious Divine Being, blessed be the DB in all eternity, is giving us a clear sign of its wondrous supremacy! Double your efforts. Sleep and hunger cannot touch you, while you are doing the good work for our cause! Let us bathe in its presence, so that we will be enlightened, let us pray. And...er...sell ! more books!" The members of the Village People Poker Club, minus Frank, were in their usual hide-out, gawking at the sight of the planet from their hide-out. It was all over the station's news feed, and their small set displayed pictures of it to the flabbergasted group of hapless players, who had been at it all night. "Planet," Jackie the Horse uttered finally, which broke the spell, and had them all on their feet, excited, sober and awake within the second, rushing out. Everyone wanted to go down there. Chief Petty Officer Barker was awake since early morning. Sitting in his office now, he was one of the first to spot the appearance of the strange planet. Out of the blue it popped up! How extraordinary...Extraordinary th! ings made him jumpy. With a few clicks on his console, he directed the system to check on his personal slush funds that he kept on a numbered bank account on Risa. Thankfully, everything was still there, his little capital for rainy days. He looked at the planet and shook his head. Nothing good could come from this... =/\= Personal Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= Shinandra woke up to yet another day and found that she wasn't feeling any less confused then when she had gone to bed. She wasn't feeling *bad* per se, but was certainly not feeling clear on things. Little thoughts were still running around in fearful circles in her head and making everything a little foggy. However, the day was awake and it was time to get to it. She pushed her way through the small haze and set her fleet to the floor. It didn't take long before Nandra had taken a quick shower, combed her hair and got in to uniform. Briefly, she wondered if she should try wearing make up again. It hadn't been too easy before, but maybe...nah, she cast that thought aside. She put on her boots, took care of Puggles and then headed out the door, heading in the direction of the Infirmary. Stretching her arms over her head, she decided to spend some time on break tonight excercising. She needed to keep up with it again, she decided as she walked, taking a slightly more leisurely route today. She was fairly lost in her own thoughts and didn't look out of the starboard viewports. As called in the psychological aspects, she was in her own schema and not quite seeing anything that was drastically outside of it. Not at first at least. After a moment though, she stopped and blinked with out turning her head. Had she just seen...No, couldn't be. However, she couldn't get herself moving again. She looked out the window and saw...a planet. There was suddenly a PLANET beneath them...Where in the hell did a PLANET come from!? Like any mostly rational human being, she quickly recounted through several memories to assure herself that there hadn't been a planet here before that she had just missed all this time. No, no, no planets...But behold, now, down there, a planet! Nothing could ever be simple, could it...Though, now her personal life seemed a far more minor thing. "Mulder to Departmental Officers. Captain Vaughan, Lieutenants de l'Isle, Mattingly, Omar, Brey, Maru, Doc Alleir and Ensign Angel - report for emergency briefing, conference room, fifteen minutes. Yeoman Wilkins, you too. If anyone wants to know what's up, just look out of any starboard viewport." Well, at least she wasn't the only one hallucinating...She made a mental note to check the air supply for escaped hallucigens after the briefing, but for now, she had to head that way. As she did, a Nice Green Alert started flashing above her head and Shinandra began to debate the benefits of a boring, predictable life. =/\= de' Isle-Brey Residence - Starbase BoB =/\= Paxan Brey had crawled out of the hammock she normally shared with her boyfriend, Felix de' Isle and was now standing under the hard streaming jets in her shower. The last several weeks had been hit-or-miss in the "togetherness" department with Felix, which had been taking its toll on the young woman and although Paxan didn't consider herself a person enslaved to carnal pleasures, she was definitely missing the healthy sex life she'd always had with Felix. Sighing heavily, Paxan toweled off and applied the fragrant lotion on her skin as per her normal daily ritual. She felt the relaxation of the hot water ebbing from her muscles as another day of uncertainty was beginning. Something was going to have to change, she could not live like this forever. She needed to get to the bottom of what was going on with Felix and since BoB had returned to a state of normalcy, this would be the perfect time to sit down with him and hash it out. Whatever it was, she needed to know so that she knew where she stood with the pilot. "Thank god there are no crises going on," she said to her self as she pulled on her uniform and checked her chronometer. The morning was still young. Perhaps she could drop by Abode for a cup of coffee before starting the day, then lunch with Yus to discuss wedding details and tonight she and Felix could have an evening to themselves where they could get to the heart of their problems. With any luck, they could be back together and one-hundred percent by this time tomorrow. She felt better. A crackling announcement suddenly broke over her commbadge and Mulder's voice sounded out, ""Mulder to Departmental Officers. Captain Vaughan, Lieutenants de l'Isle, Mattingly, Omar, Brey, Maru, Doc Alleir and Ensign Angel - report for emergency briefing, conference room, fifteen minutes. Yeoman Wilkins, you too. If anyone wants to know what's up, just look out of any starboard viewport." Paxan blinked and wondered what was going on. What could possibly possess the captain to call and emergency briefing at this hour in the morning? What could be outside that was so important? Walking across the room, Paxan peered out the large viewport in her living room. Her eyes widened like saucers as she looked upon the sight of the mystery planet that had not been there the last time she looked. "Oh...bloody...hell..." she breathed. It took several seconds before Paxan realized that her day was not going to go as planned. =/\= Lt Omar's Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= She rose early, wanting to get a whole list of things done. Vacating the bed was the hardest thing about the morning, she reckoned as she sang and showered, pleased to be over with the angst-ridden process of awaking in the morning. She quickly dressed and ran a cursory brush through her hair. Few people would be up during that hour and by the time the Starbase generally woke up, her hair would have decided to tame down and settle itself. But coffee first. Yus never got that cup of coffee. She headed out of her quarters towards the general direction of the Promenade and headed for the nearest establishment that was open at that hour. Strangely, Pigs was though the coffee hadn't been brewed yet. She declined to have a seat while waiting for the coffee. From experience, she was aware that taking a seat could cause her to spend half the morning in there without accomplishing anything. And she had a long list of things to do. Yus sauntered along the Promenade, within view of Pigs, should Mrs Comfort prepare the coffee earlier than expected. Casually, she glanced through the starboard viewport before looking away. Then she stopped short. It must have been her eyes playing games with her. She looked again. There was a..."...planet?" Yus remarked aloud to herself. "There's a goddamn planet under the base!" She dashed off immediately to her office to secure some proper equipment, completely forgetting her coffee in her haste. Tapping on her console, she did confirm that was an object which looked suspiciously like Planet Earth sitting coyly under the Starbase. Starbase BoB at that. I probably ought to inform Mulder, she told herself firmly. But how do you explain... She was saved from having to explain. Mulder beat her to it. "Mulder to Departmental Officers. Captain Vaughan, Lieutenants de l'Isle, Mattingly, Omar, Brey, Maru, Doc Alleir and Ensign Angel - report for emergency briefing, conference room, fifteen minutes. Yeoman Wilkins, you too. If anyone wants to know what's up, just look out of any starboard viewport." "You've seen it too, huh?" she muttered. "Omar to Mulder. I'll be in the conference room in ten. Over and out." =/\= Jack Angel's Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= In that odd twilight moment before a human consciousness moves from sleep to wakefulness, the mind dredges up some odd images. Jack's mind was pretty odd to begin with, but never more so than in those few seconds. He hadn't slept well to begin with, and having to get up early was not a prospect that he was adapting to. It had taken Jack some time to finally drift off to sleep, as he had been worried about the upcoming medical exam scheduled for that morning. He had spent a considerable number of hours tossing sleeplessly as his brain ran through different outcomes. Just as he had begun to get sleepy, his subconscious began to work through possible ways of avoiding the exam all together. That had taken another hour or so, and had left Jack with no plan out of the exam and even less sleep. He had finally drifted off a few hours before the computer began to yell at him to wake up. Jack ignored it, as he did most mornings, and decided to wait and doze until Claire Cartwright came to wake him personally. That didn't happen though, and somewhere in the back of Jack's mind it registered. It didn't register enough for him to want to get up himself...it was just a curious thing. The other curious thing was the odd lighting of his quarters this morning. There was something different about it, but Jack wasn't sure what. To discover what, he'd have to wake up a little more, and that just seemed like a bad idea. Eventually his body did what his mind was unwilling to do - make him get up. While Jack could easily ignore the computer alarm, he couldn't ignore his bodily functions. With his movements completely on autopilot, Jack dragged himself out of bed and padded off to the bathroom. He opened his eyes just enough to be able to navigate through the room without stubbing his toe on the furniture. It was still dark, though the sunlight reflecting off the planet surface allowed him to see clearly enough. Several minutes passed before Jack walked back from the bathroom, still on autopilot. He was just about to climb back into bed when his hind lizard-brain reared up and smacked him in the back of the head. The effect was something like having water poured over your head. Jack paused, his eyes fully open now, and took inventory of his surroundings. Room, check. Bed, check. Clothes on the floor, check. Breathable air, check. Windows, check. Planet outside the windows, che... Jack turned and faced the view outside the station. He slowly walked up to the window and stared at the planet below, taking in the different contours and colors. The fact that the planet wasn't there the night before never really came to Jack's mind. It was there now, and no doubt there would be questions about its appearance. "Well ain't that a kick in the teeth..." he muttered to no one in particular. Before Jack could decide what to do, his bed chirped and began to speak to him. Jack turned towards the sound and pulled back the covers in time to find his commbadge stuffed between two pillows. The muffled voice exploded in volume just in time for Jack to hear the majority of the message from Captain Mulder. "...ru, Doc Alleir and Ensign Angel - report for emergency briefing, conference room, fifteen minutes. Yeoman Wilkins, you too. If anyone wants to know what's up, just look out of any starboard viewport." Yeah, there would be questions. Jack sat on the edge of the bed for a moment and looked back out at the mysterious planet. Eventually he smiled and began to get dressed...he didn't care where it came from, or why it was here, but this pretty little world had just proven to be the best excuse out of his medical exam he could hope to come up with. Five minutes later Jack stepped out of his quarters with a mug of coffee so big that a Nausicaan would have trouble holding it. He sipped it happily as he headed for the conference room. =/\= Brig - Starbase Raven =/\= "So, I take it this bubblegum pinwheel isn't really a pinwheel?" Zerin said as she stepped out of the holding cell. "No, Lieutenant, that's Monkfish," Sandrik Celax said. "Then the soda can next to her is McArnh." "Uh-uh. It's Harlan." A few steps behind them, Carsin stopped to glower at the Beeblebrox cultists. "I will pray for your salvation...as soon as I have this black eye taken care of," he muttered. "On the day of judgment, Beeblebrox will no doubt face off against Yim!" a cultist replied. "And when they do..." "Maybe a nice pagh wraith will eat them all up for lunch," Sandrik said. "Come on, Carsin, let's go." Des was just getting to her feet, the news of their imminent release arriving. Garrett headed right out, but she promised to catch up with him shortly for a better good bye than some brig time. She was about to leave when she noticed another officer acting...odd. She walked over with a concerned expression, "Are you all right?" she asked. "I had something to eat that didn't agree with me," Zerin replied. "You know, you look like a ceiling fan. What's your name?" "I'm Ensign Desdemona Sovanae, I'm the Caledonia's new medical officer," she replied, "What did you eat?" "I ate a mushroom," Zerin said. "I bought it at an organic food stall." Emel the Bajoran hippie chick, added, "And then she blew it up!" Emel was still pissed off at Zerin, but even more pissed off at the fascist pig security officers who'd arrested her for selling illicit substances. Suddenly, Des had a very good idea about what sort of mushroom this had been. She gave a warning look to the Bajoran before turning back towards the other woman and observing her carefully. "So how'd you end up here? Not on the Caly. Here in the brig, I mean," Zerin said. Somehow, in her 'shroom-addled mind, she'd figured Desdemona was not here just to spring them out. "Just the wrong place and the wrong time," Des smirked, checking her pupils and listening to the woman's breathing. "I didn't catch your name...?" "I'm Lieutenant Zerin Fell, chief of operations." Des nodded, "Well, Miss Fell, how long ago did you eat this mushroom?" "Uh...a few hours ago. I think. Some hippie said it was a special mushroom. It was special all right. And then I blew up her food stall. But that was a mistake. It looked like a big piggy bank to me. You can put anything in a piggy bank." Suddenly, Evar Carsin waltzed up to them. "Welcome to the ship, ensign. Please, take the time to read this literature. It is all about the teachings of Yim." Then he walked away. Holding on to the brochure for a moment, Des watched him walk away with a quizzical look and then tossed it over her shoulder. The last thing she needed was some stupid religous brochures. "All right, the effects of this mushroom should be wearing off soon. If it doesn't pass in the next few hours, you should probably see the infimary. Until then..." she hesitated over a suggestion, "Find somewhere, your quarters perhaps, and stay there til the effects pass." Zerin rolled her eyes and then scowled. "ENSIGN! I don't want to sit around in my quarters until the effects pass. I want them GONE! Okay? GONE! Now! Can't you give me something so that I'm not hallucinating anymore?" Unphased, Des just folded her arms and gave a blank, polite expression and faint smile. "Well, Lieutenant, I'm afraid there isn't anything I can do for you right now. You are the one who ate the mushroom without checking its properties," she pointed out, undisturbed by the outburst. "As the Medical Officer, I have to do what's in the best interest of the patient and waiting this out is what's best. I don't want to subject your body to any further chemical substances than neccessary, considering what it's already been put through." "WHAT?" Zerin watched Des turn into a column of walking molasses. "EXCUSE me, ENSIGN, but I thought I was buying a MUSHROOM to EAT. I did not REALIZE what it was. You DO realize that people do NOT go to organic food stalls hoping to buy anything other than organic food, OKAY? Do NOT play blame games here!" "Yeah! She blew up my food stall," Emel whined. Des gave him a dry expression, still mostly impassive. "Please, you're not helping this process. In fact, you're the source of the trouble." "I went on a groovy mind trip so I wanted to take other people on the trip," Emel explained. "I'm part of the Mind Trip crew. We sell mushrooms like that. We've set up all over starbases. My boyfriend, like, wants to set one up on someplace called Starbase BoB and-" Zerin burst out laughing. "WHAT, man?" Emel said. "You dumbass. First of all, you just told us about dealing in hallucinogenics with a security guard standing just a few feet away. And secondly, if you're going to want to do business on Starbase BoB, you're either a. stupid or b. fried from eating your own mushrooms." Rubbing her temples, Desdemona laughed quietly. "I'm guessing it's a combination," she commented to herself. And then the cultists from Beeblebrox sauntered up. "Let us spread the word of OUR religious order," the Ferengi said. "Stay out of this, it's a medical matter," Des said calmly and politely before turning back to the other woman. "Look, Miss Fell. It does not matter. You ate the mushroom and now you're having hallucinations. Since you ate it hours ago and have suffered no other affects, I think it to be otherwise harmless and the best course of action is to wait it out. If they do not pass soon, then seek medical help." Des pushed herself to her feet, "Otherwise, I believe we're free to go. Would you like me to walk with you back to your quarters?" It was a curious change in Des, from the vibrant care free attitude off duty to the medical persona she was now, but she slipped in and out of it as easily as she slipped in and out of her clothing... Zerin was seething still. The only thing that made her feel remotely happy was that Emel was starting to whine and protest and blab about fascist security guards as they queried her about dealing drugs. Then the Beeblebrox cultists surrounded them. "Perhaps the word of our great god can provide an answer," the Cardassian said in a blissed-out monotone. "Perhaps it can," Des smiled nicely, "Maybe you all should go over and sit in that corner and meditate on it. Maybe the answer will come to us then..." "YOU go meditate on it," Zerin said. "I'll go back to my quarters if I can find them." It dawned on her that it would be hard to find the ship while hallucinating. Des stifled a sigh, to the hippies she shooed them to the corner, then to Fell, she gestured out of the Brig. "Whether you like it or not, I'm helping you to your quarters, come on," she said, starting to walk and gesturing the other woman to follow her as the medical officer blithely ignored the others seething. "Perturbation Problems" =/\= Chief Counselor's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Parvis' head rested on his desk, sleepily. The unexpected patient prattled on. "I just can't believe it. It is just...there. So ominous." "Why did you wake me so early?" Parvis asked, completely oblivious to the words. "I just arrived. Can't I get one good night's sleep?" He barely remembered the trip from his quarters to his office, harried along by the frantic patient, blathering on about something or another. "Your assistant told me you'd be available bright and early, Sir!" Parvis drug his face across the desk, towards his coffee. It just isn't fair, he thought, as he inhaled the strong, steaming drink. Llara must not do this to me. "What are you going on about?" Parvis attempted to wake up and pay attention for a moment. "The Planet! That fearsome thing. I'm on a starbase in the middle of nowhere and it haunts me!" "Huh?" Parvis tried to shake the cobwebs free. "Fear of a planet. That is a new one." He tried out some words in his head. Geophobia? Terraphobia? Equatorial Madness? Apogeeal Trauma? "Hey, I'm not the only one. You should see all the..." "Kepler's Disease? Sidereal Malady?" Parvis continued his list. "I suppose it would depend on what sort of planet we're talking about. Sure, Demon Class, right up there with snakes and such. Class H Planet? Yea, but it's a dry heat!" Parvis chuckled over the old joke. He was finally starting to wake up. "No, I think it is Class M." "Fine, fine. Class M Night-Terrors it is." Parvis thought for a moment. "Perhaps it isn't the *planet* that bothers you." Parvis made little airquotes with his fingers to emphasize the silliness of the word. "Perhaps it is some aspect of planets that you find disturbing. Think back to the last time you saw one. What about it struck you as particularly fearsome?" The patient puzzled over the question. It had been surprisingly recently, the first and last sighting coming just before he'd gone to bang on the Counselor's door so early in the morning. "Well. I wasn't expecting it to be there. It is so big." "Hm, perhaps a touch of megalophobia. We might be able to treat that. Start with some small toy balls, work our way up through the medicine balls in the gym," Parvis mused. "It has all that water! And open space! And air!" "Hm. Yes. A potent combination. Hydrophobia, agoraphobia, aerophobia. Quite a list!" Parvis was excited. This was a worthy case. Perhaps he could get a scholarly journal interested in the results. "The analysis and curative method for hydrogoraerophobia. No, hydrogoraerokinesis!" "You can, you can, you can cure this?" The patient stammered. "Well, it might take some doing. It will require quite a few sessions. Perhaps later, on down the road, a visit to an actual planet somewhere. You know, when you're ready." Parvis began searching his schedule in the computer. "Tell you what, we'll find a regular time for you to stop in, get to work on this problem. In the meantime, try to avoid any *planets* on the starbase, and you'll be fine." Parvis repeated his mocking finger gestures. Parvis tried to not to chuckle at the idea. The very idea, someone on Starbase BoB, afraid of planets. BoB was so isolated on this backside of the quadrant, you'd have to travel at high warp just to find the edge of nowhere, much less to come to the middle of it. The patient left, shakily. The Counselor seemed confident. He didn't appear afraid. Which contradicted any number of rumors. Parvis was refilling his coffee when the Captain's announcement sounded. "Report to a meeting. Fine way to welcome me back," Parvis sneered at the message. After refilling his drink, the Nice Green Alert was activated. Parvis looked in horror at the polite NGA status message displayed on his terminal. "Oh, crap. Something is wrong! What could it be?" =/\= Marine Barracks - Deck 124 - Starbase BoB =/\= Once again, Cade was back in the training area, working out some more of the bottomless aggression that he was feeling. This time, though, there was a different method of release. The computer intoned, 'Eight kay-ten, one kay-five, one miss.' "Shit," Cade muttered as he worked the action on the replica M-14 combat rifle and reloaded a ten round magazine. Taking aim on the 75 meter range that had been constructed, he willed himself to calm his breathing and relax as he gently squeezed the trigger. "SKIPPER!" The shot position "Someone would be went wild. Into the wall to be precise. He rolled from the prone and onto his side to eye his NCOIC who had disturbed him. better be dead, Master Guns." The tone implied that someone if there wasn't. "You don't have your commbadge with you, sir." "There's a reason for that. It's called, 'I don't want to be disturbed.'" "Yeah. Sorry about that, sir, but there's something you probably should see." Shaking his head, Cade got to his feet and slung the rifle over his shoulder. "Lead on, and this better be good or you'll be a Corporal by nightfall." Canowicakte just smiled and started walking. Just as Cade got to the windows, his badge started squawking about a senior officer's meeting. Right now, that voice was at the top of his shit-list, so he silenced the device. And stared. A planet. A bloody freakin' planet. "Do I get to keep my stripes, Skipper?" "No one likes a smart ass, Master Guns." =/\= Flight Deck - Starbase BoB =/\= Felix's head rolled on his desk. Not willing to face the bedtime experience that would inevitably wake Paxan and possibly lead to several conversations he did not want to have, he had come back to the office, changed into his uniform and attempted to shave at four in the morning. His commbadge beeped repetitively. He thought it was an insect in his office so slept through it for a good couple of minutes, until he thought he was having a coronary and sat up dead straight. He took a deep breath, levelled, and listened to it. It was a call to the conference room and something about some starboard windows. He muttered to his feet, crawled around the desk, and realised he wasn't entirely sober yet from the night before. His hair stuck out in all directions and he had bits of tissue blotting cuts around his jawline. Some early staff made a little way for him as he wandered out into the bay, wondering why it was brighter than normal but not keen to find out the source. The fascinating night shift crew had set up the external forcefield and were gazing at the planet below still. Felix, however, was faced toward the door, until curiosity got the better of him. He turned around. The sight took him by surprise. He leapt back a foot, colliding with the doors, and shrieked. =/\= Five Minutes Later =/\= "I think they call that the Parvis Maru manoeuver," someone - possibly blue, possibly named Takarth - said above him. "Gerroff." Felix swung out at everything and clocked the dog, who didn't do very much except for escape. Lester whined as Felix used anything to crawl to his feet. "What's this about a planet?" "One just appeared below," Takarth replied, glad to be off her original subject. She didn't call him boss, or Felix, or anything any more - she didn't quite know what she should call him, as he was nothing she seemed to recognise as himself. "You were called to a meeting a few minutes ago." One of the BoBCats smirked. Normally, it would have been forgiveable. However, Felix went mildly mad. "Laugh at me again and you'll be on cleaning rotas," he hissed at them all. "Show some damned respect around here." Red-eyed, slouch-limbed and tissue-scarred, Felix curled out of the doors, draped in an atrocity of a hangover. To the end of one corridor a different lift awaited, one that he had come to use lately as it was normally abandoned. When he lately, planet. to cram staring was in, he rested his head against the wall. He'd felt more quiet with no emergency schedules or orders to adhere to. And now, a There were going to be flight runs, things to organise, too much up his brain with. He felt too nervous and cranky to start at timetables again. The lift stopped to collect people on the Promenade, a few that he recognised. He hung in the rear corner, pretending that he wasn't leaning on the wall. He tried to plan out where the next replicator was that he could get a decent coffee. He ignored his reflection, still plastered with unholiness from the night before. It hit its destination and Felix spewed out, so unready to face the day ahead. Everything about this planet occuring spelt a headache. In a fit he remembered the location of a nearby first-aid kit and raided it for anything possibly useful. Then he stole a padd from a desk while no one was looking and armed himself with a stylus. It was time to be an officer. It was a shame, of course, that no one pointed out to him that he looked like an electrified junkie who had just been transported directly out of bed. He took a deep breath and entered the conference room. =/\= Turbolift - Starbase Raven =/\= Shoulder-to-shoulder with the rich, worn cotton of a pair of Starfleet's finest yellow-shirts, McArnh looked at his matt reflection in the polished doors. He wondered what this Commodore Hawk was like. He supposed he should have found out earlier. He glanced at the padd he'd had poked misdemeanours were varied and equally they wouldn't come across that way to car reached the right deck and he was at him below. The crew's funny, although he could see why their hosts. Eventually the lift motioned toward a desk. "Commander McArnh to see Commodore Hawk," he said politely, attempting to impress that he and his crew were not capable of the crimes accused. It failed rather obviously. "She's expecting you, you can go right in," the Yeoman in front of Indi's office replied deadpan. If he was already aware of who was standing in front of him and why he was there, he was oblivious to it. Indi looked out of her door and saw the Commander standing there. Grabbing a coke and sitting down with it, she sat down and barely looked up when McArnh stepped inside. "Commander. I'm Commodore Hawk," she stated the obvious. "Commander McArnh," he said, and stood there awkwardly for a moment. "I suppose I should apologise for the actions of myself and my crew." "Yes, you should," Indi did look up now at the Commander who had caused rukus in her Securtiy department. Michael had been all but happy these last few days and the situation with the Caledonia crew had certainly had a large part in that. "Sit down," she added, pointing to the chair in front of her desk. McArnh frowned, not entirely content with being marshalled around, but took the seat anyway. "It would appear that everyone thinks me the leader of a co-ordinated petty crime ring," he commented. Indi raised her eyebrows in surprise at that. "It would appear that you are down in Starfleet records as the Commanding Officer of the crew of the USS Caledonia. And it would also appear that that crew spent the night in my Brig. Which brings your statement dangerously close to the truth, though I wouldn't call them a petty crime ring." "Ah good." McArnh leant back in his chair. "That is a relief. It was a very comfortable brig, by the way. Had a bed in it and everything." "It's a pretty new Starbase, we're pretty advanced when it comes to that stuff," Indi smirked and then let the silence stretch for a few moments. "Tell me, Commander, how come your entire crew managed to get in my Brig? And don't give me a smart ass reply that they were stupid enough to let themselves get caught." He couldn't deny that it had been one of the earlier answers on his mind. "Coincidence," he told her frankly. "And we have been on that vessel during rather an intense mission. It didn't end well." He decided to spare her the grimmer of the details. "I believe they - er, we - may have misinterpreted the nature of R&R." Indi listened with interest, she had to admit it was amused interest though, at least somewhat. "R&R is never to get yourself into trouble, you know. And certainly not to abuse the hospitality of the facility where you're holding your R&R." "Yes, there is that," he admitted. "I don't think it was anyone's intention, specifically. It just sort of turned out that way. In fact, most of these were isolated incidents. I suppose a change of air might have over-excited everyone a bit, given recent events." "What are your intentions now to follow up on this situation?" Indi asked curiously. There was enough she could do as CO of the Starbase where they had been thrown into the brig, but she didn't feel much for implementing it if their own CO could do that. "Well, I doubt we'll be let onto the Promenade for much time, and I understand there's a low-level assignment awaiting me on my desk." He wondered if this would be interpreted as the due code, "we won't hang around too long". "I suppose I could slap their wrists and give them a good talking to." Indi had to be very careful not to gape. "A slap on their wrists? For landing in the Brig all together? Are you sure that's not a bit harsh?" "I was only joking, Commodore. Speaking figuratively," he tried to explain. "I do not intend to perform any type of physical punishment on my crew. It would be especially awkward to do it to onesself." "I wasn't joking either, Commander. Speaking sarcastically," Indi countered. An eyebrow arched of its own accord. It had been a habit Grey had been trying to stop. "Ah good. Then we'll understand one another well. Perhaps you should tell me how to run my ship a little more, and account for natural disasters. Such as a lot of worn-out sailors arriving on a decent starbase for the first time in a long time." Indi shook her head. "I don't think we understand one another well. I want you to make sure that your crew doesn't repeat this kind of behaviour. You're welcome to return here for more R&R after one of your next missions, but you better guarantee nothing happens then." "Let us call it the language barrier. I am not always fluent in Federation Standard." Indeed, he wondered if his grammar worked at all sometimes. "I will be sure to inform them of the consequences of this recent spree. And I should think we will be out of your hair soon." "I am glad you'll inform them," Indi nodded. "Your ship has been repaired and restocked for as much as circumstances and time allowed," she spoke her standard line. Given that it was the Caledonia they were talking about, it could well be that they had 'forgotten' the ship entirely, but that wasn't exactly up to Indi to follow up on. "Very decent of you. Even a few new toothbrushes would be nice." McArnh found himself regretting his present mode, even if the Commodore slipped into it well. "I will thank you for our stay here. I hope you will not find it flippant if I thank you for your hospitality." Indi grinned slightly now. "Godspeed, Commander. I hope your next mission will work out better." For some reason, Grey found himself smiling along with her. "Next time, I'll take you for a drink. Then I might be able to blame you for not keeping me in order." He gave her courteous and entertained nod before he left, wondering just what kind of acquaintance he had made, but rather certain it might be entertaining if it were one he could catch up with in the future. As McArnh vanished, Indi shook her head. Strange person. Not that she had expected much else. Her gaze straying to the coke on her desk, she turned back to focusing on that, and the padds laying next to it. =/\= Still Outside Café Rouge - Main Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= He had been minding his own business, as he went to grab an apple Danish. There were witters here and there of this huge planet just appearing over night. Dhillon had seen the streaming of images that were displayed on the screens, and felt slightly homesick. There was probably a logical explanation, what would he know, Dhillon thought as he shrugged. He was just a civilian. Standing outside of the doorway of the bakery, he espied a familiar figure. She was sat there thinking, just people watching. In no rush to clock on, the counsellor watched the early morning swell of pedestrians on the promenade. Shaking her head, Arihana lifted the mug from where it had rested in her lap. Arihana was forced to sit up, as her feet were pushed off the tabletop. "Putting your feet on the table, your mother not teach you manners?" "Eh?" Dhillon planted himself opposite the counsellor; she still wasn't looking him in the eye. Bacon sandwich. Brown sauce. Screw the pastry. Arihana didn't attempt to stop him as the two slices of white bread, and two rashers of crispy bacon smothered in sauce were lifted over onto the other side. She tutted, to catch the pastry. Hmm, apple. Apple was good. Arihana watched as the mug was also dragged across the surface of the table. The counsellor wasn't impressed, brushing away the flaky crumbs that had dropped onto the teal jersey to cross her arms. To glare straight at him. "At least you're looking at me," Dhillon grimaced taking a slug of the tea. "You Punjabis make awful tea." He pulled his leg back grinning, as there was crunking noise. Arihana winced, rubbing her ankle where it had caught the table leg. Didn't make her feel any better. Arihana muttered something under her breath, before peeling away a flaky layer of the pastry. Dhillon laughed quietly, "What was that, us Gujarati's make freshwater pearls look cultured?"Arihana dragged the tea back over, dipping a piece of pastry into it. Again, Dhillon grimaced, before eating some of the bacon sandwich. "Yep, you Punjabis are definitely odd." Why was he here? Why couldn't he just crawl back under his rock, and leave her alone? She didn't want to talk to him, didn't want to see him. She felt like screaming Go away. I feel bad. Dhillon, go way. That spring her step from waking up, was slowly disappearing. Arihana's finger had got half around the rim, before it stopped. Dhillon sat forward, resting his elbow on the tabletop, his palm supported his chin. This he could read. Could read the whole guilty feelings, can't look you in the eye, because I'm ashamed. He could read it all right, been there, done that. Got the annulment. "You seen the lonely planet? Thinking of running tourist flights, whadyer reckon?" Arihana shrugged, as she traced a circle on the tabletop. Still in no hurry to go do some work. This him and her thing was a bit like a gravitational pull. The tourist flights weren't going to happen, there had to be another way to engage the counsellor. He couldn't deal with her avoiding him, and keeping away 'cause of a stupid hypothesis test. Dhillon had forgiven the moment she had apologised, even before she smacked him sometime into Easter. "We should compare notes. Both being newly single." "You mean notches, Dhil. It's been what, a week, two, even?" "Notches, notes, same thing." It was not Arihana, that much he knew. She wasn't the type of girl to have loose knicker elastic. Despite the accusation that had resulted in the domestic, Dhillon knew her better than that. The odds of Arihana working her away around the male population were low, negligible at best. Negligible. That was probably most accurate. "Wanna keep score? Missis, you're one nil down." "Well, aint you quick. Round of applause." Profanities were whizzing Arihana's head. Quick. The shameless feckwit, he was sitting here as bold as brass. Why wasn't she moving, why had she poured the tea over his head, and walked off in a huff? "I was quick, all right. World don't revolve around you, Arihana?" "Neither does that the gamma quandrant, gonna tackle that in five minutes too, Dhil?" Arihana looked at her watch. She really ought to think about going to work. She picked up the mug in her left hand to stand up. "As much as I'd like to stay here, and with you-" The counsellor flexed the fingers on her right hand, as it was released. "Got work to do. See yer. Or not, as the case may be." Arihana left, still sipping the mug of tea, Dhillon even waved. Waved as the foot found it's way back into the boot. =/\= Observation Windows - Deck 124 - Starbase BoB =/\= Having stared at the planet successfully, Cade turned to see that all of his marines were doing the same. With a touch of pride, he that the two assigned to guard duty were still at their post near turbolift bank. He looked back around at the others. "Okay folks, all seen a planet before. Let's get back to work." nearly noticed the we've He started toward the office after one of his armourers relieved him of the target rifle he still had. As he walked, he stripped off the gloves and field jacket before glancing to his side to see Gideon keeping pace with him. "Departmental officers' meeting, sir?" "Yeah, Top. Maybe find out what in the hell is going on here." They reached his office and he went by the desk and through a side door that led into his quarters. H! e pitched the clothing into a hamper in the corner. "Do you want me to attend, Skipper?" "Negative, Master Guns." Cade hooked a thumb toward the door. "I want you to keep them from wasting the day." He reached in his closet for one of the regular ship-board duty jackets only to find that there weren't any. Apparently Mulder still hadn't returned his uniforms. "Nobody's started shooting at us. Yet." "Day's still young, sir." "That it is. That it is." The officer opted for a fresh set of combat fatigues and started pulling them on. "Just in case, cancel the morning training sessions and go light on PT." "Yes, sir. Captain, what do you want them to do instead of the CCQ drills?" Cade smiled at his noncom as he grabbed the gunbelt that was looped over the top o! f the closet door. "I'm sure you'll find them something suitable to do, Master Gunnery Sergeant Canowicakte. I have every confidence in your ability to create some busy work." "Thank you, sir," Gideon grumbled. As they walked back through the office, Cade buckled the belt on and made sure that the pistol was seated correctly on his thigh. "I'm not sure how long I'll be gone, but you're in charge until I get back." He stopped. "Oh, and Master Guns?" Gideon stopped as well, but at perfect parade-ground attention. "Sir?" "Might be a good idea to have Sergeant Finn make sure that commo gear is field rated." "Already planned on that, sir." Cade smiled and chucked the other man on the shoulder. "So, I don't need to suggest..." "To have Sergeant Bastian lay out his gear for a combat insertion? No, sir." Cade started to open his mouth again. "And Corporal Frost and her team will have their insertion kits together within the hour." Cade smiled and started walking again. "What did I ever do without you, Master Guns?" "Last time I checked, sir, you were demoted for a bar fight, ended up an Aide-de-Camp, got inserted onto a desert planet, and then taken prisoner." Gideon's passive face imparted no hint of humour. "And that's just the last two years, sir." "You forgot the part about almost getting my ass shot off by a firing squad and the one about almost getting overrun by a horde of emotionally overcharged females." "Just didn't figure I needed to bring those parts up, Captain." Cade chuckled and kept walking. "Keep 'em warm, Master Gunnery Sergeant." "Aye, aye, sir." =/\= Door in between Quarters 1245-A and 1245-B - Starbase BoB =/\= Lynn yawned as she turned around in her bed with the sound of her alarm blaring on the other side of her bed. Stupid thing. Reaching out with one practised arm, she hit the snooze button square on its face, and the alarm went silent. It was a definite improvement over the ways that existed to silence a computer, and thus she highly preferred an alarm clock over being woken by a female computer voice which made her think her mother was berating her for staying in bed too long. With the blaring of the alarm clock gone, she sighed relieved and stretched her arms over her head. The shades were still down, so she wasn't blinded by the stars - or anything else that could possibly be out there. Stretched properly, she rolled out of bed and padded over to Bob's cage to feed him a cookie, a grape and fresh water. That would keep him happy for a while, and it gave her time to take a shower. She was about to step in the shower, when The lights dimmed around her, and instead of showing an alert which she was waiting for, it all changed into...Nice Green. With a groan, and facepalming her hands, she stepped once more out of the shower and glared at the lights. This alert was *not* part of the Protocol! She didn't care if Mulder had ordered her a long time ago to enter it in BoB's Protocol, but it *wasn't* Protocol to her! She growled and thwapped the light that was now shining Nice Green and cursed as the light was hot. Slipping into her uniform, she exited the bathroom with a yawn, stretching her arms over her head once more. Nice Green Alert wasn't too bad usually, but still she wasn't surprised to find that she had missed a message while she was hopping into the shower. Hitting playback, she frowned at the message. "Mulder to Departmental Officers. Captain Vaughan, Lieutenants de l'Isle, Mattingly, Omar, Brey, Maru, Doc Alleir and Ensign Angel - report for emergency briefing, conference room, fifteen minutes. Yeoman Wilkins, you too. If anyone wants to know what's up, just look out of any starboard viewport." 'You too', now that was very inviting to make you feel welcome. That's how it always went. Somebody had to keep tab on the meetings and save the records of what had been said, so the Captain always remembered at the last possible moment that she had a Yeoman for that these days. Actually, she'd had one in quite a long time by now, but she obviously still hadn't learned. Starboard viewport. That didn't sound too interesting either. Rubbing the last sleep out of her eyes, she pulled up one of the shades, and shrugged at the ordinary view of the planet. Of the planet. Of the... Alright, so perhaps it was more interesting after all. "Meet the Neighbours" =/\= Conference Room - Starbase BoB =/\= The shades on the windows were drawn right back, so as the officers filed into the conference room the view of the planet below was large as life. Noting with appreciation the speed with which they'd all made haste to attend, Mulder barely waited until they were seated before coming straight to the point. She avoided looking at anyone directly, because the combined body language variants along the theme of 'WTF?!?!?' made her eyes hurt. "As you can see, we have company. There are two mysteries here - firstly, where the hell did it come from. Secondly - which you won't know yet - is that it is inhabited, and has already made contact, and seems to think that *we* have suddenly appeared from no-where. To save time on speculating amongst ourselves, I've asked for the planetary representative to be put straight through here, so we can all see what's going on." At that moment, as if on cue, Morrie Bowers voice came through, "The Regent of Faylinn is ready to speak to you, captain." "Regent...of Faylinn?" she queried. "That's his title, and that's what that planet is called, Ma'am," Morrie sounded proud to have ascertained that. "Well done, thank you. Put him through." The main viewing screen in the room flickered into life, and the male face that appeared started to speak. "Greetings, Starbase Bee Oh Bee." Mulder, along with every other officer in the room, looked at him with open curiosity. Regent Sylas, as she presumed, was standing in the foreground, although in the background were several other figures that looked like a committee. They were certainly humanoid, having the same basic height and build and physical specifics, and yet different in a way she'd never seen before. Their features were quite regular, with faint but distinct smooth cranial ridges on their foreheads. Their hair seemed to be uniformly dark and straight, some cut short, some worn long. Their ears were elongated at the tips, not quite to a point but certainly with an elvish cast. It was their skin that set them apart most, though, having a pale green tinge to it, and as far as she could tell, being quite coarse and thick. Not properly scaly, she wouldn't have quite said that, but maybe some vestigial scales here and there. All in all, though, they were not unpleasing to look at, and their was a quiet quality about the simple tunic and pants suits that many seemed to be wearing. All that she took in for a few seconds, as the beings on the planet were likewise regarding the room of assorted Starfleet officers. The Regent began speaking again. "I understand your leader is called Captain Mulder." "That's me," Mulder moved to be seen clearly. "And you are?" She wasn't in the mod for flowery diplomacy. "Captain Mulder," he gave a little inclination of the head. "I am Regent Sylas, the leader of the homeworld of Faylinn. Our people are called the Felim. From the brief conversation with your underling, I gather you are now aware of us." "Regent Sylas, if the Felim had indeed been living next door to us at any point in the last two years, rest assured we would have noticed." Sylas inclined his head, "I could say exactly the same, Captain Mulder. But I fear we would be going around in circles. Still, it is a mystery worth the solving, naturally. We are all curious and a little apprehensive, as you can imagine." "We aren't about to blow you out of the sky, Regent, I can assure you." She said assuringly. *At least, so long as you don't try any funny business* "That is good to know. We have been visited in the past by other interstellar travellers, and mostly all have been peaceful. Though this is a very remote area of space, so we do not see many people come by. It is a shame, in a way. Our population is small, but we have ample resources to offer the visitor. Wonderful tropical beaches, magnificent mountain ranges, deep valleys and windswept plains..." Mulder cut off the travel brochure talk. "Maybe you don't advertise enough?" she murmured. "Regent, we should like to meet with you, of course, and start trying to work out this puzzle." "Indeed. You are most welcome to come down and meet with us, Captain. You will come yourself, of course, as we would prefer to speak with the *leader* of any peoples that visit us first." "Sure I will." *Woo-hoo, Away Team duties, first time in nearly five years* she silently cheered. Aware of a slight movement of reminder from somewhere in the room she added hastily, "But our protocol dictates I must not travel alone, so I will be bringing a small party with me." "As you wish," he assented readily enough. "Now, this is going to be like a sort of first contact," she mused. "Do you have any racial customs that we should be aware of? I'd hate to get off on the wrong foot." "Not really, Captain, no. We are a very peaceful and easy-going people. We do have but one request though. It is culturally unacceptable for us to be scanned with your medical devices. It has happened before, and we have always felt most unhappy and insulted, it's as if we were insects in a display, or specimens in a laboratory. I hope you will agree to that. We have no objection, of course, to your gathering data from all our flora and fauna - but our own bodies are considered private and personal." Mulder tilted her head slightly. One the one hand, she ought to wonder what they were trying to hide. On the other hand, she could quite see their point. "Certainly, we shall not intrude upon your privacy. So, then, if you'd like to send us co-ordinates, we'll arrange to beam down just as soon as we're prepared." "Ah, that will not be possible, Captain. Beaming down, I mean. Once you fully scan our atmospheres, you will notice that there is a high concentration of magnetic ion particles in the upper stratosphere. You will need to fly down in shuttles. There may be some mild turbulence, but it is far preferable to the alternative. Beaming down is not something we would advise, as the concentration makes molecular re-assembly distinctly haphazard. It has been tried in the past and the results were somewhat...unfortunate." Mulder suppressed a shudder. Although transporter accidents were practically a thing of the past these days, the horror stories about being reassembled inside out, or with your feet attached to your forehead, were enough to give anyone the horrors. "Right. No beaming down," she concurred. "When may we expect you, Captain? If all goes well, we should like to extend the hospitality of the Faylinn homeworld to all your crew." "Let's...not run before we can walk," Mulder help up a hand. "Please understand that we shall need to prepare and to make our own scans and checks to ensure that nothing in your atmospheres, however benign to yourselves, will be harmful to us. I shall allow twenty four hours for this, and we shall visit tomorrow, if that is acceptable to you?" "Most acceptable, Captain," regent Sylas gave another inclination of his head. "Until tomorrow." The screen faded to black. As the screen went dead, Mulder turned to her officers. "Right then, we've got a lot of work to do before we go pay a visit, and not much time to do it in. I'll be leading the Away team" she was fleetingly glad there wasn't an XO at the moment to whinge about it being unsafe. "Lieutenant de l'Isle, prepare two of the sturdiest shuttles. You'll pilot one and nominate a second pilot. I say sturdy, since their idea of 'mild turbulence' might not be the same as ours." Looking around the room in general she added, "I know it's a first contact, but I don't intent to go all rigged up in stuffy Dress Uniform. Just a clean normal uniform will be sufficient," she made the last remark more pointedly to Felix, who was looking distinctly dishevelled. "Since the only problem appears to be with physical scanning, I won't take a medical officer along - no need to get them leery right at the start. But I doubt they will object to a science officer. Lieutenant Brey, you'll be on the Away Team" she turned to Paxan. "You'll gather information of natural wildlife, creatures and take geo-samples and suchlike, to see if anything starts filling in the blanks about who they are and how they got here." "I believe it's proper procedure to have a Counsellor along for First Contact, so Lieutenant Maru, you'll be on the Away Team too. They seem pretty casual about things, but brush up on general protocols, I want to be fully briefed. The only experience we seem to have had in the past with new species is "Surrender or we'll blow the station up" - and that's only the ones that bother to ask first. So, let's try and make this one pass smoothly." "Security," she turned to Lieutenant Mattingly, and case anything goes wrong. guarantees they won't try Baxter. "I want you to stay on the station, keep an eye on things from up here, just in We can't trust them yet, so there's no anything sneaky. Have your men prepared." Besides which, as Baxter was a happy man about to be married to the love of his life, if he *did* go down, there was an 80% increase in the statistical probability that he'd get dragged behind a rock by some vicious creature and eaten. She had an idea, "I'll take Specialist Palmice with me." If any creature tried to pull that with Palmice, he'd probably rip his leg off and beat it to death with the soggy end. She tapped her commbadge, "Captain Mulder to Specialist Palmice. You'll be on the away team at 1600 hours tomorrow. Arrange your duty shifts to cover this. Mulder out." Knowing that wasn't enough, she added to Vaughan. "You'll be on the away team also, with two visibly armed marines. I want to convey a sort of 'we-come-in-peace-but-mess-with-us-and-we'll-blow-yours-heads-off' sort of ambience. I'd also like a reserve force of Marines to stay out of sight in the shuttles, in case things get sticky." "That will do for the away team complement tomorrow. If all goes to plan and there seems to be no danger, I see no reason why we can't arrange R & R for all the crew and civilians next week, with suitable safeguards." She'd started pacing now as preparation ideas came thick and fast. "Lieutenant Omar, I've just realised - if there's anything we need to do to keep a starbase in safe orbit around a planet, now might be a very good time to do it. You might want to consult with Lieutenant Sagi, she may have some experience in that field. Keep all systems running to maximum performance - we might need it. I want shields up at all times until we've cleared the planet for visiting." "Ops - Ensign Angel," she turned to the newest crewmember. "I want to know everything there is to know about that place. Scan the upper stratosphere, see what the problem is in more detail, and if there's anything that can be done in case we need emergency beam-outs. Scan the whole planet. I want to know the population, the tides, the climate everything. We'll be asking them ourselves, of course - I want to make sure the answers tally." She clicked her fingers, "And before I forget, send out a message to all ships in the area declaring this a no-fly zone until we've established safety. I don't want anyone triggering any planetary defences by accident. That's something else you can check, too - any weaponry or defence systems." Now she thought about it, there didn't seem to be any orbital installations of any size around the planet, which was a little odd. "Also, send a message to all crew, letting them know that R&R might be happening next week if all goes well. Be sure to warn them though that there are to be no unauthorised visits beforehand. Especially warn them about the dangers of transporting, in case anyone tries to be clever. Use as graphic a warning as you please." "Actually, Lieutenant Brey, there's work for you, too, before we go down there. I want you to scan the entire area, check astrometrics data and analyse for any temporal activity. Make totally, absolutely sure we haven't moved anywhere, either physically or temporally. I doubt it, but I want to be sure. At least it will be something we can eliminate in this mystery." "Doctor Alleir, there isn't a huge amount for you to do at this early stage, but something that would be useful is a picture of the physical specimens we're dealing with. take the computer images and try to extrapolate a genetic make-up to the best of your ability. Use whatever base data you have and try to build up a basic picture. It may be we can eventually persuade them to allow us some routine testing, but for now, let's go on whatever we can determine." Finally turning to her Yeoman, she said. "Petty Officer Wilkins, there's no-one as methodical as you when it comes to records. I would like you to go through the Federation database with a fine toothcomb. See if there are any references, any hints anywhere, the the Faylinn homeworld, the Felim themselves, or indeed anything about appearing or disappearing planets. Someone, somewhere must have heard of them." "Right, that's it for now," she nodded to them. "Brief your departments thoroughly, I want everybody to be completely aware of the situation here. I'd like all reports on my desk for review by 1400 hours tomorrow. Upload all information as you determine it so's we can all benefit. Away Team report to the main shuttlebay at 1530 hours for final briefing. The only way we're going to get answers is to go down there. " As they stood and started filing out she finished, "If there's anything you need to discuss, you know where to find me. Dismissed." =/\= Bar - USS Caledonia =/\= A whisky in his hand, his feet on the table, Grey snored through some padds while reclining on the lowish couch-chair. He had asked for a selection of possible candidates from the new Quartermaster, and had been surprised to find his choice awaiting him within three hours. He didn't ask how, but chose one and donated it quickly. His comm-badge chirruped. "Rodgers," came a mid-night-shift voice up on the bridge. "Captain Callum Duqaq is most displeased to disturb you -" "I'm sure he is, Crewman." McArnh almost laughed. "Patch him through to my padd, and feel free to fiddle with our incoming comms devices as you do it." "Very good, Commander." The line cut. Grey filed off his work before a familiar face appeared. "Ah, Captain. I see you haven't been reassigned yet. Come to think of it, I didn't smell you when I was on Raven." "Not for your brief spell outside a forcefield, no," came Duqaq's reply. Callum detested speaking to this man, and the feeling was clearly mutual. They had each far surpassed the stage of pretending to mask it. "You have a job to do, perhaps." McArnh made sure that his whisky glass was pictured in the frame of the transmission. "You tell me, Captain. Do I or don't I?" Callum's look was weary. "You do." "Most excellent. Pray tell, I'll rally the troops." "It will be within your range of mission capabilities." Callum deigned to continue. "The freighter Zanzibar's crew was forced to evacuate after a recent malfunction in the Kajas system. Unfortunately, their pods were under-standard. All hands were lost. Our scans are complete and the Federation, in this instance, seizes the property." "What would Intel like this time? An unknown device? Perhaps a crossdimensional incursion," Grey suggested, with mirth. "Commander, I am not informing you all of this because I am bored, or because I can't find the JAG or Ops heads to do it for me. It is because you are next in the line after the final Intelligence check. I ask you nothing more than to do your job." "Oh, and I will, Captain," Grey remarked. "It is always such a pleasure winding you up, I'm afraid I can't resist. By the way, are you anything to do with these supplies we're not getting?" "No." "I was wondering about the fact, you see, that we are in an obvious state of disrepair at a very well-stocked Starbase, and yet we have only three repair teams assigned. Just crossed my mind." Duqaq fumed, most of all for letting himself get drawn into this unprofessional banter. There was, unfortunately, something a little enjoyable about it, like picking at a scab or taking of a particularly well-glued plaster, that left him with a satisfying feeling of resentment for the rest of the day. "I have no doubt that appropriate resources were allocated. Perhaps you could take your complaint to the Commodore." "I hear there are sniper teams trained on the Caledonia's airlock at night-time now. I shalln't risk it. Unless you'd like to ferry her over?" Duqaq snorted. "Good evening, Commander." "Go and have a drink, you old fart," Grey said to the freshly-departed image on the screen, and necked the rest of his measure. =/\= Flight Deck - Starbase BoB =/\= "Just a clean normal uniform," Felix repeated to himself, muttering in a desolate echo Mulder's words as he rifled through the BoBCat spare uniform closet, in the few seconds he had before trying to find (and repair) two shuttles that were (apparently) sturdy. The BoBCat uniforms had been made to order, and although he'd had a duplicate of everything kept on a replicator file, both of his had suffered a few evening's brawls. There was not time to take them to a Lower Promenade fixing shop before, so he ended up donning the nearest best fit, changing behind a locker door and challenging, without looking, anyone to try and sneak a peek. He marched back out into the bay after a confusing fight with his bootlaces. "Meeting," he gurgled loudly at the deck, before coughing and hacking his way to the coffee machine. Normally, someone might have patted him on the back to clear the phlegm. Nobody did. The BoBCats arrived in a dispassionate fashion, none of them fixing a coffee. They waited for Felix to right himself. The clothing had been changed, that was certain, but he still looked - or seemed - a mess. "This planet. Down there," he explained, pointing at the still-open bay doors. "We're going down to it. Two shuttles. I'll take the Boris Johnson, Splenda will fly the Starfish." "How long do we have?" Takarth asked, in a monotone that was now de rigeur. She wasn't happy not to be flying, either, but she was too tired today to argue. "Twelve hours. Then we'll run flight tests, taking them up to the Shuttlebay. Takarth, cross-check the flight paths for the next twentyfour hours, and beyond. Dexter, Charlie. When you're done with repairs, you're going to prep the Shuttlebay for the launches. We haven't made any from there for a while - clear the worst of the crap out of the way." The duo nodded glumly. Felix glared up at the group and continued reading from his hastily-created padd of notes. "We'll be running three-hour alternate shifts. I suggest in your breaks you get some rest, as maintenance on the shuttles is going to be hard work. Splenda, get onto the cosmetics, have them prepared for 0800 tomorrow. I'll be in charge of the repair team. Dexter, Charlie, you're with me. Takarth, repair sheet for the Starfish, urgent stuff only. Let's go." Takarth marched off to her shuttle, angry-footed. There was something about Felix's sense of priorities that had change, and made her regard her boss with something akin to contempt. She pulled the bonnet off the Starfish harder than was necessary. When was he going to change back? She mused over this huffily as she tugged at some wires, analysed a few explosions and then ducked in to find the auto-diagnostic monitor. She couldn't hear the exact words but could see the near-violent exchanges with Dexter and Charlie, who nodded and went about their business, out of obligation and fear respectively. Her eyes fell to Lester, whose sad eyes looked past an under-cleaned mop of ear-hair. He needed trimming, and could probably use a good meal, too, rather than the late-night curry house rubbish he was chucked at three in the morning. Takarth gave him an equally pressured gaze back, and felt a moment of understanding for the poor animal. Felix treated him worse than he treated his staff, which at present was worse than ever. Unrelated incidents and accidental crimes weren't laughed or joked about any more, but rather pounced on and unduly reprimanded. Her uniform felt tight on her. She needed a drink. She wished, bitterly, that nothing had ever changed. She was interrupted by a clapping noise. It was Felix. He was mouthing at her in a plaintiff and professionally wounded sort of way. It seemed like he was saying "get on with it." Takarth nodded hastily and settled back into her console-tapping. After a split second she couldn't help but look up again to check. He was still staring at her. There was an instant where she felt all of these changes the most and where she felt intimidated. Her head crashed downward into forced concentration and she bit back something from one of her eyes. =/\= Counsellor Dharma's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= "I can't just see it now. You'd make an interesting Mrs.Jones." Arihana frowned, shuffling the padds. Why he had wandered on overhere was beyond her. Did he have nothing better than to follow her around? The counsellor had this horrible feeling that he wasn't giving up, that he had some sort of agenda. "That's how it all started, way back when. A fresh faced schoolboy, who got corrupted." She had no idea what he was on about. Or did she? The counsellor looked as Dhillon fiddled with the statuette that rested the other side of the comm.console. Apparently, he had a hypothesis too. "You see, in being one nil down, Arihana, there is all to play for," the statuette rested with a gentle thud onto the desk. "I make it sound like a competition, but it's not about the winning. It's about taking part, isn't it?" The counsellor wrinkled up her nose, checking what appointments she had today. "You here for a reason, Dhillon? Told you I got work to do, sling it." Dhillon shook his head, to take a seat. "Should send out a warning to the school or something. Now that you're footloose and fancy free, mothers should be locking up their sons." Arihana looked away from the console, to look at Dhillon. Dhillon arched a brow. She hadn't, surely not, oh my- "You didn't? You did." The score. What was the bleeding score? Dhillon sat back in the seat, crossing his arms; Arihana had that smirk on his face. The counsellor had a fairly light schedule; she could doss for the day, and get away with it. Why should it bother him, the first thing he had done after Arihana had cut him loose was...so what if she was doing the same as him? Dhillon could feel the resentment bubbling up inside. Arihana was still smiling as she wrote the report."Well, you leaving? I do have stuff do. Reports, assessments..." Na na na na na. Notches, notes, same thing wasn't it? Dhillon exhaled, as he stood up to leave. He hadn't thought twice on his part, he had though Arihana would. "I was joking, about the notches." Arihana waved ta-ra, causing Dhillon to tut as he left. Dhillon left her to it, kicking the doors as they closed. It was like sharing your toys, having to share something that was yours and yours alone. He had genuinely meant it as a joke; there was nothing in it. The thought, thought of somebody else, someone else...Arihana, of all people. Dhillon stepped into the turbo lift, to go play with Gerty. He clenched his fists in his pockets, still the blood rushed around his head. You know when you were little, and you'd have a book, and inside you write something like this book belonged to whomever? Man, it hurt, it would have happened eventually. That page that read this book belongs to Dhillon. It had been torn out and screwed up. ++The drama that unfolded after Arihana prised herself away from her work, the night the planet arrived-would also explain the spring in her step. ++ She'd have to get up soon. Arihana looked at the watch through the brunette tresses. Six. Her side of the bed was warm. So was the other side. Wiggling a foot, she was mortified. Leg. Leg. Toe. Uh oh. Pulling up the sheet, she looked down towards the pillow. No. Arihana slowly slithered out, so as to not disturb whoever it was. She couldn't remember. Bloody hell. Her mind was nothing but a maelstrom of confusion. She remembered leaving her office. Coming here. But nothing in between. Tying the robe around her, Arihana hunched up her shoulders. As whoever it was, worked a caress down her neck. "I suggest you leave." There were sounds of disgruntlement, as Arihana released herself from the gangly arms and legs. "Now." Slapping away the straying hands, that felt like scratchy, and clawy on her skin. "Get out." Still there was discontent. Arihana watched the figure pad with speed to the door. Arihana cursed loudly, sitting on the end of the bed, there were some stripey pyjamas around here some place. There was one word that came to mind after all that. Stabilisers. =/\= Throughout the Message System of Starbase BoB =/\= [Shortly after the planet appeared this message was broadcast throughout the station, sent to each and every inbox on the ODN line...] URGENT MESSAGE FROM STARBASE OPERATIONS DESK As most of you have noticed, there's a planet just outside our station. The command structure of Starbase BoB is currently conducting an investigation and taking steps towards First Contact. This is a very delicate time right now, so in an effort to avoid any problems the following restrictions are being placed into effect as per the order of Captain Mulder... Until further notice, this Station and the space surrounding it for a one light-year radius has been declared a no-fly zone. This warning is being broadcasted right now across all frequencies. All ships currently docked with the station have been clamped down and will stay that way unless released by order of the Captain. Before you all start whining about this, understand that it's for your safety. We have no idea if these people have surface based weapons or other defenses that might blow you out of the sky. We also have no idea what type of people they are, so the planet is off limits until it can be cleared as safe. Captain Mulder has instructed me to inform you all that the potential for R&R visits does exist, but only once the planet has been deemed safe. Until then, no unauthorized visits. And before anyone gets any bright ideas about beaming down, we have been warned that there is a high concentration of magnetic ion particles in the upper stratosphere. This makes beaming to and from the planet an unpleasant experience, especially for the people that have to clean up the puddle of goo that used to be a living being. And if you think I'm being overly dramatic... [The message abruptly stops here, replaced with a video image of a transporter room that is just cycling through a re-materialization sequence. The pad glows, there's a shower of sparks, and a big pile of lumpy greasy flesh comes into being on the floor of the chamber. It begins to scream and flail about. More screaming and the sound of retching can be heard in the distance. Eventually the lump of flesh stops screaming, and moving as well. It just lies there, smoking a little and oozing gray-brown fluids. The sound of retching continues...] You see that? That could be you. See this bit here, the grey lumpy bit attached to the end of this reddish fleshy bit? That's this poor guy's brain. It's attached to what used to be his arm... Don't beam down to the planet. Got it? These measures are only temporary until we can establish who these people are and how they got here. Until then, your cooperation is appreciated. MESSAGE ENDS =/\= Counsellor Dharma's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Arihana waited. Waited for Dhillon to leave, before reaching over to the templer knight and tossing it towards the door. Damn thing bounced off the doors and onto the floor. The poor knight was decapitated. Arihana groaned to walk over and pick it up. It was now in two distinct pieces, jagged edges where the marble had fractured. Walking back over to her desk, she dropped the broken marble statutette onto the desktop. The counsellor caught sight of the planet, spinning along on its axis. Arihana went over to the viewing port, to take in the view. How something could change over a matter of hours. The counsellor watched the swirling, candyfloss clouds. Absorbed in the atmosphere of the orbiting mass. Pondering what it was like. This brave new world that had turned up. How do planets just turn, turn up with out so much as 'phone call to see if they can pop. How terribly inconvenient. Arihana was angry, amongst other things. They were both as bad as each other. His rebound had probably been immediate, whereas she had waited. She didn't want to know the details of Dhillon's dalliance, and of her own, the details were best left buried in the dark recesses of never again. He had been mistaken. It wasn't so much Mrs.Jones, as Mrs.Robinson, she hadn't wanted to correct him. Wasn't Dhillons' fault he was so uncultured. Dhillon was getting his Marvin Gaye mixed up with his Dustin Hoffman. Off the top of her head, she had two psychological reports to write up. An assessment to score and interpret. There was also that extracurricular theory of aggression and violent conduct to look at; her office was still littered with texts. Arihana watched the movement of the globe. There was something soothing about being able to daydream. Just letting your mind wonder, to stretch its metaphorical legs. Wonder who lived there, was it inhabited? At least it improved the view. There was only so much octopus ink coloured sky a girl could take. It was pretty in its own little way. No doubt it was being dealt with. Mrs.Robinson. It did make her feel slightly uneasy. She couldn't remember what had happened. Maybe it was that good, and as for the...well, stabilisers. Well, we all got to start someplace. She smiled, still absorbed. Gave a whole new meaning to whether the earth had moved-it hadn't. Focusing on a longtailed anticyclone of fluffy cloud that had caught her attention. No doubt it would come to her, who he was, where she had found him, was he a schoolboy, or some random? Arihana frowned, as she sat behind her desk, trying to remember. Arihana picked up a text, still thinking as she flicked through the pages. She attempted to read the words, make sense of them. It was so much the finding some random green behind the gills chap in her bed that worried her. It was the fact that she couldn't remember getting him there in the first place. There were blackspots, in her cerebral cortex, she knew that. Came from the anxiolytic abuse. But such a glaring one in her memory? Arihana slammed shut the book, resting it on her lap. How could you blank that out? How? It was probably best not two dwell on it, but to carry on. Dhillon had, carried on. The counsellor shook her head, thinking of all the stuff she had to write up. Putting the text to one side, she did just that. Work. =/\= Supplies Office - Starbase Raven =/\= "How many, you say?" The half-Ferengi requisition clerk's eyes shifted between his padd, whose figures he could not quite understand, and Commander McArnh. The numbers did not quite add up, as though the Commander had decided to fiddle his books - and yet, he couldn't see anyone voluntarily ordering that much of, well, that. "Forty-eight crates," McArnh repeated. "There was an ordering error made by my Yeoman. Very enthusiastic, but alas misguided in her sense of stock. And marriage." "Forty-eight crates of slug pellets." The clerk shook his head. "And what am I meant to do with them?" "I'm sure Raven will be able to pass them off much more easily than I can. We have seen many strange animals and aliens invading the Caledonia, but fortunately, not the Terran-born slug. They are not, generally, indigenous to the Steamrunner-class starship." The clerk drummed his fingers. "And what do you need in return?" "These." There was a moment's silence as the clerk digested the contents of another padd. "You are hoping to trade twenty-seven boxes of slug pellets for a new warp coil phase variator." "Yes," Grey said. "And another six for a replacement transporter unit node." "Yep." "And -" "I know what I wrote, and I do realise it is slightly unusual. Yet, by the same token, I have a ship that doesn't work and a severe lack of slugs. I do not believe the pellets will be useful to our border patrol duties." The bolbous head gave him a kind of patronising but understanding nod. "I will beam them over, and the majority of your ship's fund will be recredited." The clerk, obviously, did not understand that the Caledonia's expenses packet had not been examined for several decades, although many had been institutionalised trying. "The rest...I'll see what I can do." "Excellent. I'll have them brought over." That was that, Grey thought, dusting his hands off as he headed for the lift. It whooshed him up to the right deck in decent time, and he took a breath of clean air before heading onto the Caledonia, where there was a curious smell of electronic carnage. He tapped his comm. "Commander McArnh to all Caledonia crew. We will be departing for a new assignment at midday tomorrow. Please return to the vessel and prepare to leave Raven. You will have a short amount of time this evening to finish up any business." Translation: if they could be let back on to go drinking, they might as well take advantage of it. McArnh had a funny feeling that they would. "You will find a couple of systems updated, so double-check them within your departments. Any last-minute stocks that we can secure would be of a great asset, too. The mission will be one of scavenging and shouldn't involve any large alien forces -" he touched something wooden on his way past -"but have your underwear cleaned, just in case. McArnh out." How odd, Grey thought. He was sure he'd meant to go to his office - his *actual* office - but he'd ended up at the bar. One of the holowaiters flicked into life as he came in. "Irish Coffee, Commander?" it asked him. McArnh was deeply fond of holographic technology when it didn't involve Gertrude and when it remembered his standard drinks orders. "Please," he said to it, assuming his seat. One in the afternoon, he mused. Twentythree hours before they'd set off again. At least this time, it would be simple. Or so it seemed... =/\= Infirmary - Starbase BoB =/\= Shinandra wasn't sure if she should be happy or fussy over not being on the Away Team. On the one hand, it could be fun and interesting. It would definitely change things up and be nice for some real air for a change. Not to be mistaken, she enjoyed Base life, but could be an interesting change of pace. On the other hand...there were too many potential problems, maybe she should be grateful to avoid them. Everything went south more often than not, she thought. So, it was time to get to work. Sitting at her desk in her office, she had her legs curled up. The chair was just big enough to make this a comfortable position as she leaned her chin against her hand, one elbow on her desk. In the time since she left the Briefing, she had gotten the record of the communication with the Felim. While it was being transmitted, she had taken a moment to think out this mass hallucination theory. She resolved to perhaps test the air just to be sure, but had pretty much ruled it out when the computer loaded the images. Hallucinations did not get *this* extensive. Then began the painstaking process of breaking it up in to some of the best pictures. This took a little while, but soon she had four images that provided the best view of the leader in the foreground and some of his people in the back ground. She resolved to go through them one by one, manipulating the image to get the most information out of it. Taking the first image and pulling it up, she had the computer enhance it part by part. She focused on the leader's image. For BoB, the computer did a good job of enhancing it and giving her some information just from observation. Shinandra had a classic physician's eye and a good memory for biological studies, so she was able to glean something from the first round of images. They appeared to be basic humanoids and comparable to humans watching the footage over in real time again, enhanced, gave her some fair hint that they breathed. Scans of the planet would prove just *what* they breathed, but it was a start. Otherwise, they had the same general 'out line' appearance of a humanoid species. It wasn't much, but it was a start. Rubbing her eyes, she continued with the work. The next part was taking each image, part by part, and comparing the four of them all together everything she saw so far matched up with what she already found. She noticed something odd when she got to the hands. The nails, which were thick and looked sharp, were fearful, but it was the rest of it...they were almost claws. She would have thought they were, but something struck a chord in her memory. She made a mental note to look further on that some database research. "Almost like lizards," she commented as she focused in on the face, noting the skin: thick, green. She couldn't tell much else just from an image, but they all looked like it. She could compare it to some of those in the fore front. (She would spend more time on them later.) Some looked almost scaly...She grimaced. "Maybe they did," she was talking to herself. Marking off in her head, she had created a check list of things to follow up on with some research. Looking up at the Chronometer, she determined that her eyes needed a break from squinting for a while first. =/\= Two Hours Later - Infirmary - Starbase BoB =/\= "Arthritis?" "Arthritis." "Arthritis..." "Arthritis!" "Do you really think so?" Shinandra asked as she stared at the images on her computer with Sandra looking over her shoulder. The two women were both in Nandra's office the search results of her research. It had hands and this was what had shown up. They years ago and an ailment that had long ago for people. and had been looking through started with the study of the were from a couple hundred been pushed out of commonality Sandra shrugged, "Looks pretty similar," she replied, tilting her head in the other direction. Alleir certainly couldn't disagree with appearances, and since appearances were all that she had to go on, then there was little to disagree with - the way that the hands were curled, the particular way, made it definitely look just like bad cases of arthritis from the twentieth. "All right, thanks, Sandra," she told her. The nurse smiled and headed back out as Shinandra turned to a padd and started taking down notes and marking what pictures made for a good comparison. That was one thing done on her to do list, but she was back on her research kick. The next part was as much research as conjecture. Dipping back in to her studies on evolution and a little time line to be played around with in her computer, she guessed that even if these Felim people *had* evolved from something lizard like, their skin should have a smoother appearance by this point - because the rest of them had obviously evolved past the lizard point...though that was make quite an evolutionary assumption about them. Shinandra didn't quite know what to think and she didn't have enough information to make any serious conclusions and she wasn't really trying to at that point. She had been told to gather information, so that's what she was doing. Conclusions could, and hopefully would, come later. Taking as purely a researcher role as possible, she wrote up this next line of thought on the padd with the other items she'd discovered: humanoids who breathe, arthritis like shape of their hands, now their skin and the evolutionary supposition. If she knew more about the planet and what its medical facilities were like, she might be able to explain the hands. Perhaps it was something like arthritis and they didn't have the technology... "Ugh," she muttered around a yawn and looking away from the computer. Already she'd spent a lot of time scrutinizing the images on the screen, although there had been some breaks to take care of patients. At least it got her eyes off the screen for a while, she was getting tired of staring at pictures of these creatures all ready. It would help if she could get to the planet with the Away Team and get more information...then again, they wouldn't allow her to scan them...That would be troublesome, although she might be able to find the state of their medical abilities and that could help...But, she wasn't sure she actually wanted to be on the Away Team, but if things checked out all right, she'd get her chance. She started to write up the rest of the report, putting her various notes in to more coherent form for Captain Mulder, before turning back once again to the screen and staring at the same pictures from many different angles. =/\= Mol's Office - USS Caledonia =/\= "Why are you here?" Mol asked, walking into her office to find Pitt reclining in her chair, feet up on the desktop. "Can't get enough of your sparkling personality." "Go irritate Commander Davidson." Ken waved a hand airily, "Skye's busy. Chased me away hours ago." "And you had nowhere else to go?" "Thought you could use the company." "Well, you thought wrong. I have work to do." "C'mon Mol. You need to relax." "Last time I relaxed with you I spent time in the brig. I'm not interested." Pitt gave her a grin, "You know what your problem is?" She looked back at him with a raised eyebrow, "I'm sure you're going to enlighten me." "You're too stuffy." "Fine, if that's your assessment, then why do you hang around? And get out of my chair," she said pushing his feet off the desk and shooing him like one would an annoying cat. "Because I've made it my job to lighten you up." "Well, guess what...you're fired. Now go so I can get some actual work done today." "Actually, I did have a question." "Oh, so now we come to your real purpose of being here. What do you need?" "Is there any way I can grab a ride back to BoB on the Caly?" "What about your ship." "Well, if we're both heading the same direction..." "In other words you're lazy." "Some people might describe it that way." "You're hopeless. And no, you can't come with us. Because we're not going straight to BoB I believe." "Well, then, forget I asked." "Don't worry, I will," Kita turned her attention away from him and settled in to work. A few minutes later she looked back up. "You're still here." "I'm going, I'm going." Mol shook her head at his retreating back and wondered briefly what he'd really wanted. =/\= Fleet Training Admin - Earth =/\= "Erm...I'm supposed to report for training?" The clerk behind the desk looked up and found himself face to face with Zim. He'd seen many people come and go for training, and prided himself on knowning whether someone would pass or not. This funny looking fella' had dropout written all over his orange face. "Name, rank?" "Zim, LtJG." replied Zim with some trepidation. He had no idea why he was here. He'd just been told to report to Earth for training. No reason why had been given. Zim had a feeling he might be getting reassigned...off the Caledonia! "Ah yes. You're here for re-specialisation training. You will be taking basic and emergency medicine, with clinical management." Zim scowled, "Why? Where am I being sent to?" "Oh...just back to the USS Caledonia." "...what?" "Once you complete your training you will be returning as a clinical manager." Zim closed his eyes, and sighed. After a moment he finally replied, "So you're telling me I've just spent weeks travelling back to Earth on the smelliest transport I've ever experienced, to train in something I have no interest in, only to return back to the exact same place." "Er...yes." "So I've not escaped the Caledonia? No one from starfleet has felt the need to put me back on normal duty because of my good work." "Er...no." "Just a moment please..." Zim turned away and walked to the nearest wall. After a few minutes of banging his head against it and quietly weeping he returned to the clerk. Zim looked over his shoulder to check they were alone, and lowered his voice. "If I was to...accidentally deposit some federation credits into your account, do you think it likely that there might be some administrative error that meant I was considered already qualified for this course? Hmmm?" "What?" "Well if you were to receive some unexpected credits, maybe in the excitement you might strike me off that training list and send me back?" hissed Zim. "Pardon?" Zim growled. "I'm willing to pay you to fake my course result. You say I've passed and send me home, and I give you money. Okay?" "Oh I can't take money off you." said the clerk with a sadistic smile. "Well what can you take?" "This..." The clerk stood up, reached across and plucked off the dull metal pip on Zim's collar. "All bribery attempts are to meet with demotion. Standing orders." Zim gaped for a moment before his brain kicked into gear. "What if you recieved some latinum, would that make you forget the standing orders?" "I wouldn't try it mister, or I'll take the other pip too." "Spoil sport." grumbled Zim. "Your traing starts tomorrow. 0700 sharp. Have fun!" Zim left quickly. Grumbling and fiddling with his collar. After the shock of the demotion wore off, Zim realised with a start that he would actually rather be on the Caledonia than here. =/\= Healthcare 101 - Training Centre, F7 - Earth =/\= "Who can tell me the best way to deal with a deep flesh wound to the leg, near the femoral artery?" In the stuffy classroom several hands shot up. Zim's hand wasn't one of them however. Just because he'd been forced into doing this training by starfleet didn't mean he had to like it. It certainly didn't mean he had to take part in class discussions. He had enough of being sniggered at by the younger trainee's and cadets. He felt like the kid in class who kept getting held back because he couldn't manage his shoelaces or be trusted alone with the glue. The instructor, a weedy looking human with, in Zim's opinion, one of the most thin, reedy annoying voices he'd ever heard, focused on Zim. "Mister Zim?" "Yes?" "You're proposed treament?" Zim scowled at the man. He loved picking on Zim. Even though there were other people who wanted to answer he was homing in on Zim. Trying to catch him out. He had a feeling the clerk had mentioned the bribery to him. "For the leg wound?" he stalled. The instructor nodded. "Yes..." "Amputation." "WHAT?!" "Amputation, the act of removing a whole limb." reeled off Zim. "For a flesh wound Mister Zim? A flesh wound! Do you not think thats a trifle excessive?" Zim shrugged, "Well the flesh wound wouldn't be a problem anymore." The classroom erupted with laughter, and for once it was with Zim rather than at him. "This is NOT a laughing matter!" whined the instructor, shutting up the trainee's. "Mister Zim with an attitude like that you will not go far in healthcare." "That would be a pity." replied Zim dryly. =/\= A Few Weeks Later =/\= The instructor walked along the rows of desks, placing down marked papers. "These are the last lot of exams you took. They should give you an indication of what you will be capable of in the final exam. Some of you will be pleased, some of you will be shocked." He stopped as he got to Zim's desk. "Mister Zim...your mark was rather a suprise. Previously I thought you would have struggled to actually write you name in the correct box. I was tempted to talk to the dean and ask if I could give you bonus points for managing. But it seems there was no need..." He placed the paper on Zim's desk. "73%...I see that you aren't actually stupid. Merely lazy." Zim gave a snaggle toothed grin as he read through his paper. Maybe he would manage to pass this cursed course and get to duty after all. Although he was disapointed to see his answer of amputation was still marked as wrong. =/\= Clinical Management 101 - Training Centre, F7 - Earth =/\= After months of pouring over documents and training manuals Zim had finally passed the basic and emergency medicine course. He hadn't got a brilliant mark but it was a pass. His plans to copy off the other students had been foiled by the staff putting him in a room of his own for the examination. It got him out of the horrible class, got him closer to getting re-assigned to full starfleet duty again and...more importantly for any future potential patients, made Zim realise that amputation isn't always an option. The second part of his course looked to be much easier for him. Zim was never going to be a doctor, but a clinical manager he could...well...manage. He could organise and sort, buy and stock and pretend to know what he was doing with the best of them. This part of the course was going to be a breeze. It would be easy on the bank balance too. He wouldn't beed to buy answers off anyone in this class. "Who would recieve prefential treatment in your clinic or medical facillity. A sick officer, or a sick civillian?" The instructor, like the last, paced up and down infront of the class. Unlike the last one though he seemed to be able to tolerate Zim's presence. One of the cadet's shot a hand in the air. "The civillian sir.!" "And why?" "Because the fleet lives to serve and protect the civillian population." Zim snorted with laughter. The instructor turned to him and frowned. "I take it you disagree with the answer?" With a grin Zim nodded, "Its all very noble, putting the civvies first. And it looks great in guidelines and course texts, but its not the real reason why it's done." "Would you care to tell us all why?" The rest of the class pricked up their ears. Waiting for Zim to make a fool of himself. "Well, if an officer or member of the fleet dies while waiting for treatment, nothing really happens. Danger is our game and all that. However if a civillian dies then we can be hit by a lawsuit, or in the case of non-member civvies worse. Medical staff could be hung out to dry in order to appease some diplomats of Planet Backwater." The cadet spoke up, "Thats a very cynical view Ferengi. Why are you even in starfleet with an attitude like that?" Some of the other trainee's nodded and murmured to each other. Zim bared his teeth, "Because when I served in the Ferengi Navy I was discharged for killing a man who happened to disagree with me, hew-man. So here I am instead." "Settle down!" cried the instructor. "Mister Zim, you are completely, and utterly correct." There was a stunned silence amoungst the trainee's whilst Zim nodded. "As clinical managers we are not employed to run things, not care about people. By all means pretend if you wish but when you get sacked for not meeting quota's that bullcrap about serving and protecting won't put food on your table." Zim folded his arms and sat in smug silence. This clinical management stuff might not be so bad after all. =/\= Chapel of Rest - Starbase BoB =/\= "ORDER! ORDER" Clive Casket, the new and self-appointed Chairman of the Promenade Traders Guild tapped the side of a casket. "Meeting will come to order." Since the astonishing discovery of a planet below them earlier that morning, and the subsequent drop off in trade as everyone seemed more interested in staring out of the viewports and theorising and speculating over drinks in the various bars and coffee houses, Mister Casket had taken the opportunity to call a meeting to rally the traders and maximise potential profits. With the further news emerging that the planet was not only inhabited, but there was the likelihood of shore leave once it had been deemed safe by the station CO, the excitement was reaching new levels. The only venue large enough, and available, at short notice was Clive's own premises of the Chapel of Rest, which fortunately did not have any breathing-challenged residents at that moment. "Ladies, gentlemen and sentients of other or dual gender," he began. "I propose we brainstorm ideas for keeping our profit levels maximised. There will doubtless be much trade going on down there, and we would like to keep as much of it up *here* as possible. So, we need to tailor our current services to meet the current needs." "Sell 'em what they think they need," Ferengi Joe from the Fun Emporium put in." "Quite," Clive gave a ponderous need. "Would you like to start us off?" "Suntan lotion," the Ferengi promptly declared. "If they buy it down there it'll be overpriced with a foreign label and only give half the SPF it shows. I have supplies that are cheap-ish and will do a proper job. I know people can get an anti-UVA shot on demand these days, but there's something comforting about actually rubbing suntan lotion in. Gives a sense of the traditional holiday." There was a murmur of agreement around the chapel. "And sunhats," he continued. "I know people don't usually wear them for more than a day or two, but there's nothing like a big straw sun hat to get you in the holiday mood. Sunglasses too. I have a new range, as it happens, and will put those out on display. If I can get some good holopics I'll create holocards and other souvenirs." "Thank you," Clive moved on, "Mrs Comfort?" "Picnic baskets," the large lady of the lunches declared promptly. "Ready made picnic baskets, both from a choice of set menus and to to order. Nice food and properly packed for any climate." A hand shot up from the De'aths Bakery representative. "Mrs C and I have been discussing this, actually. She'll handle the upper end of the market with complete picnic baskets, and we'll handle the snack end. After all, you can't always rely on foreign food and they might have stuff down there that isn't compatible with our digestive systems." He clearly *hoped* this was the case. "So we'll be handling sandwiches, snacks and soft drinks, all packed in a sand-proof container." "Excellent," Clive acknowledged. "As for my own business I, ah, have compiled a special Holiday Fatality Offer. Doubtless there might be a few small, ah, accidents due to over-enthusiastic deep sea swimming or rock climbing, and my new offer will arrange for planetary collection, any necessary re-assembly or cosmetic touches plus the standard onward transmission to the homeworld of stated choice." One of the Trill twins put his hand up at that point and received a nod to speak, "Intransit is working with Mister Casket on a Mortality Transport Franchise, and we will be handling the actual casket transport. Also, we are offering special deals for crew who have purchased large souvenirs or gifts from the Faylinn planet, to send to family and loved ones at any point in the quadrant. Discounted rates for Starfleet to Starfleet senders and recipients." "Most satisfactory," Clive nodded. "Ah, yes, Miss Comfort?" Shazza Comfort, still looking a little wan from her recent accident, was waving her hand about. "I'm gonna have a word with Marjane, from the Boutique. Some of the girls are already wanting new bikinis and I reckon if she's got any stocks of Hawaiian shirts and bathing trunks and stuff, she'll probably sell out." "Good idea, Miss Comfort, thank you," Clive nodded. "Insurance!" the rather sweaty man from the seedy insurance company spoke up. "We are pleased to announce a new Holiday Insurance Deal to cover all instances of shuttles being delayed, lost or stolen personal effects, and curtailment due to illness. Whilst we cannot cover for the event of the shuttles breaking down, loss due to carelessness, or recall because of duty, we are confident that our package will give the discerning holidaymaker peace of mind." "Hm, indeed," Clive didn't look so sure, but hastened on. Miss Celeste Starr of the Heavenly Bodies Beauty Salon announced she would be doing start-tans on her sunbeds and offering a range of beauty treatments such an manicures, pedicures and bikini waxing (at which almost everyone winced) for a complete Beach Babe look. She said she rather thought that Fraulein Bruisilla van der Totenschmerz from 'Restricted Hair Space' would be offering similar treatments, including hairstyling, but with the probable demand there was no clash of interests as they would probably both be extremely busy with clients. "God, very good," Clive murmured. "I must send a note to Mister Hicks of Prologue to see if he would be interested in compiling a Beach Reading display in his shop, should he have suitable tomes to offer." "I'll be doing magazines," Ferengi Joe put in, "So between us we'll have the reading market covered. And I must ask my next door neighbours in the pet shop if they'd like to do an inoculation programme for those wishing to take pets below, if it is allowed. Or bring pets back *in*," he added more dubiously. "MmmHmmm..." Clive nodded, "Now, Miss Sybil, how about you?" The Sayl'reth manageress of Blooming Lovely gave a little hiss and a smile. "Will not be ssselling much, probably trade will be slow, but plan to go down to Faylinn if possible and buy in new ssstock. Flowers, plants, shrubs, herbs, much new to plant and develop in Arboretum. Very exciting prosspect." "Ah, yes, a good angle. Future trade, indeed," Clive beamed his approval. "I have not, ah, had change to speak to the young ladies who run Pisces delights..." in fact, he had deliberately not invited them as he felt that floozies had no place in the Promenade Traders Guild. "But I suspect they will be enterprising enough to arrange their own offers. I have not had the opportunity to invite Mister Gamble either," he had simply not ventured into the Bail Bondsman's business as there were always undesirable ruffians being dragged in and he didn't think it was entirely savoury. "But, I am sure he will take care of any felonious business that occurs..." he finished vaguely. "Washing! Dirty clothes!" the old crone from the Real Sudz Laundry cackled. "Going to offer nice laundry deals to get all the sand out their clothes and uniforms. Horrible stuff, sand. Gets everywhere." "Holiday holovids to get 'em in the mood," someone from Selection 31, the holovid rental shop spoke up. "Lots of trashy holiday romance videos and travel vids." The various other traders all added in their ideas, and it was nearly an hour later that Mister casket called the meeting to close, declared no other business, and the traders bustled off, in happy anticipation of the planet becoming a little gold-mine for their entrepaneurial efforts. =/\= Runabout Enroute to Starbase Raven =/\= The pilot sat in stony silence. Only moving occasionally to make slight course corrections. Everyone he made was done in an attempt to get to the starbase as quickly as possible. There wasn't an urgent mission for him to do, or even time critical supplies to deliver. He just wanted to get there and out of the way of the annoying little Ferengi he was with. "Come on...I'm sorry. How about we play double or quits? You could win it all back. All it takes is a bit of luck." said Zim with a satisfied smile. "No thank you. I'll quit while I'm...I'll just quit." "But how will you ever make that money back? Hmmm?" needled Zim as he shuffled his cards. To pass the time Zim and the pilot had been playing a few card games. After a few hours of playing with no stakes the pilot had suggested some betting. He'd been winning before and had seen no reason why that wouldn't continue. They'd started small, and the pilot had won a few strips of latinum, a few credits. So he upped it somemore. Why not try and take the Ferengi for everything he had? It'd make some story. But that was then Zim had struck, in true con-artist style. In one hand of Fizzbin, and another of Go Johnny Go Go Go Go!, Zim had managed to win all his loses back and take the pilot for everything he had on him. The perfect sting in Zim's opinion. The pilot, obviously a little sore over the matter, had decided to call it a day. "I'd never win it back anyway. You've probably got the pack marked or something." he muttered. Zim pretended to be shocked, "Sir...you insult me. I would never cheat at a game of cards." Tipping the odds in his favour though and a bit of card counting he felt were fine though. "Just shut up!" A few minutes of silence passed. "Are we there yet?" A vein near the pilot's temple began to throb. =/\= Starbase Raven =/\= Once the shuttle had entered the base the pilot had muttered something about being late for an appointment and had ran off. Zim was tempted to rush about as well. He had been told the Caledonia was leaving soon, so he needed to get there quick. Catching the eye of a friendly, fresh shaven and bright eyed security officer he asked for directions. "'Scuse me, how do I get to the USS Caledonia?" The friendly look was lost as the officer narrowed his eyes at the Ferengi. "Why do you want to know?" "Because I'm supposed to report for duty there." snapped Zim a little impatiently. "Duty? You can't be part of their crew? I've not seen you in the brig recently." Zim let that rather baffling comment pass, "Do you know the way or not?" After the suspicious officer had pointed him in the direction Zim sprinted off as fast as his little legs would carry him. He was soon at the airlock, and into the Caly herself. The moment he stepped over the threshold he stopped and sniffed. Decay, neglect and the slightly stale aroma of fried onions. Yes, he was back home on the Caly. For a moment he was caught in two minds. Should he report to McArnh or to sickbay? After a few moments Zim decided neither. He'd go to his quaters and have a nap. After checking on the hooch still of course. =/\= Regina's Quarters - USS Caledonia =/\= Miserably, Regina peeled off her whisky sodden, crushed and trampled wedding dress and stuffed it viciously into a shoe box. That accomplished, she sat on the lid, lashed the box tight with a shoe lace, and placed it in the centre of her room. She stood on her bed, wincing and swaying precariously. Her head was complaining with every slight undulation of her upper body, but Regina was determined. But wait - she was not quite high enough. Carefully, clenching her stomach against potential expulsions, Regina piled a number of padds on top of her duvet and climbed onto them. She sprang from the newly acquired height. Her stiletto heels shot straight through the shoe box and punched identical bullet holes into it. Unfortunately, Regina's ankle twisted on impact. "EEEEeeeeee-ooooooohhhhh-OW!" she shrieked. She kicked the shoe box into a spotless corner with her good ankle and cradled the other. "Unfair..." she moaned. A first aid kit, quite possibly the only functioning one on the ship, was extracted from a hand bag. She bound the offending (and violently throbbing) ankle and stood experimentally. Then fell over again instantly. "Outrageous behaviour," muttered Regina to herself as she crawled into the shower, and strained upwards to release a stream of lukewarm water. This, she supposed, was reasonable success for the Caledonia. Then the water went scalding. "EEEE!" Regina wailed. She crawled out again and waited for it to cool. It turned to subzero. "Bbbbrrrrrr," shivered Regina. Eventually she managed to secure a semi-standard temperature for around about three minutes, barely long enough to soak her hair. "Gah," she announced crossly. Dripping and cold, she dressed in an immaculately ironed uniform, cursing as she did so at the thought of resuming duty. She could have spent some more time on Raven, but the brief spell in the Brig and the monstrous headache that had pursued it in quick succession had given her a hatred of the place. Besides, she had work to do. The corridors of the Caledonia seemed oddly quiet, as they had been before she'd left. She snuck stealthily across the Bridge, ascertaining whether McArnh was in his office. Fortunately he was not. Sheydra was snugly curled up on his desk. Regina hoped she would shed lots of fur. She clambered through the hole into her own office. It was in an appalling state. What with the wedding - Regina's mouth set grimly she'd barely had time to start the clear up necessitated by the kids' occupation. But for once, cleaning was not the first thing on Regina's mind. She eased into her office chair, removing several padds and some sticky humbugs from it before hand. In a single sweep she knocked everything from her desk surface, then raised her bad ankle and rested it. She picked up the phone and waited patiently for an answer. "Hello, is that Londres and Lorcas? Yes, could you put me through to Mr Lorcas please? Tell him it's Ms Monkfish...yes, I'm glad you remember me. How many times is it now? Well, this will be the fifth...yes, if you could put me straight through." Regina felt a certain pride that the secretary of her usual lawyer remembered her so well. "Hello, Mr Lorcas. Yes, it's Regina. Monkfish-McArnh. For now. How are you...? Good...Why, I am - well, to be truthful, I could be better Mr Lorcas. I have just been through a highly traumatic experience. A catastrophic wedding. I require an immediate divorce. Yes, I will want to sue...if you could get the papers to me as soon as possible...oh, and could we involve a rather unusual stipulation, this time...? I would like, as part of my compensation, to demand my husband's entire whisky supply... Yes, I know that is unusual...No, it isn't for me, you know I don't drink..." Regina twiddled the phone cord around her ring finger. She was prepared to be here for some time. "Allow me to fill you in on the details, Mr Lorcas..." =/\= Infirmary - Starbase BoB =/\= Shinandra finally decided that she had gotten as much information as she was going to get from what she had here. So, she finished up her report and was going over it one more time - just to be sure that everything was in order. Pictures were included for the comparison of the arthritis thing and then the theories about the evolutionary aspects...(She added that she didn't believe it was all mass hallucination, though that wasn't yet ruled out completely.) It was during one of this 'one last time' looks at the pictures involved that something caught her eye - it was on magnification and enhancement... "How did I miss that before?" she asked herself. She paused and rubbed her eyes, making sure that it wasn't just strain from staring at all of these other pictures, and then looked at it again and found that it was still there. "Huh..." She had the magnification redone and then enhanced again and looked it over and indeed, it was still there. It was hard to make out clearly, but unless her eyes were deceiving her - and she would confess that it was a possibility - there in the background was a Felim without the tell tale scaliness of the skin...smooth skin. Tilting her head, she considered this a little longer. "How odd," she thought, then added silently, 'If I'm seeing right.' Still, it could not be ignored. She wrote it out in to the report to the Captain that she might want to keep her eyes open for something along those lines - it would probably be fairly obvious, if it were true. All of the others had this look about it, the green, thick, scaly appearance...all except this one, she thought. "I think I need a longer break this time," she told herself and then noted on the report that there might be a mistake with this observation, as the picture was unclear, but it was worth mentioning. That being done, she sent off the report and left her office. She needed a change of scenery. =/\= Chief Counselor's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Llara watched as the bulky, slow-moving automaton approached. Hissing and stomping, the fearsome bulk of metal and blinking lights closed on her position. Llara yawned. One beefy, metal-clad arm of the beast whipped up and tossed back the blast shield on the pressure suit's helmet. A smiling blue face was revealed beneath the inner visor. A clicking noise announced the external speaker's activation. "How do I look?" Parvis' metallic voice scraped its way out of the suit's external speaker. "Like a fool." Llara smiled. "What?" Parvis' static-filled voice shouted. "Like a fool!" Llara shouted back at him. Both arms came up and scratched for the locking ring around the neck. A hiss of escaping body odor accompanied the release of the helmet. The fat little fingers of his suit's gauntlets quickly fumbled it, letting the dome clatter to the deck. Harold's tall follicles sprang back to life instantly as he was released from confinement. "I'm not taking any chances. Riding with the BoBcats isn't considered a healthy lifestyle. Neither is drinking with them, or letting them select your wardrobe, but it is the riding I'm mostly concerned about right now." "And you think the Captain and the others will approve of such extreme prophylactic measures for the mission?" Llara sneered. "I don't much care what they say. It wasn't easy getting a suit my size out of stores, I'm taking it. You have no idea the layers of dust I had to go through to get at it. Besides, they haven't yet offered me any assurances the planet is even remotely safe." "I'm sure it is harmless." "Anyone that can pootle up under the station unannounced and unobserved is definitely not harmless. And when they pull it off with an entire planet, it goes double!" Parvis winced at the weight of the armored, extreme-environments-rated pressure suit. "Just why is it they're taking you along for this trip, anyway?" Llara booted a chair, scooting it over towards Parvis. "I'm supposed to evaluate the natives. Figure out if they're dangerous. How best to deal with them, that sort of thing. And since we don't have a doctor along, perhaps help Paxan figure out if they're going to rip off their slightly-lizardish exterior and reveal their inner, true-lizardy forms before consuming us. You know, diplomatic support." Parvis moved to sit down. The aged, metallic joints on the suit creaked loudly. They were then joined by the crashing noise of the suit's weight crushing the chair to the deck, depositing Parvis on his heavily-armored ass. Struggling like an overturned turtle on the floor on his office, he managed to turn himself to face Llara again. The now prone, helpless counselor smiled. "Of course, given my current state of distress, perhaps I can get out of this. Miss Dharma could certainly take my place down there, yes?" Llara walked over and gave his suit a gentle boot, causing him to spin round on the deck very slowly. "I know one simple phrase that will help motivate you to go down there." "Oh, really?" Parvis' arms waved frantically, trying to slow his spin before he became sick. "And what would that be? What could possibly make me want to leave this relative safety, and I use that word loosely when it comes to BoB, for the unknown dangers of the planet below?" "Mitsuko is no longer in custody." Llara turned and left the office swiftly. "What? What's that you say? You're lying! She couldn't! She must not!" Parvis managed to halt his spin. He resumed profuse sweating for an entirely different reason. =/\= Science Lab - Starbase BoB =/\= Paxan Brey stared down at the scans of the mysterious planets surface. Her blue/brown eyes danced across the sparking globe that was rotating beneath the bedraggled station. The last two years of her life had been spent completely onboard the station and to have the small opportunity to be on real land seemed unreal. Paxan inhaled and thought about how much fun it would be the sour through the atmosphere. Before the away team could meet the planet's surface, work had to be done first. Pomgorian Crengarium walked up behind the young woman and smirked, "You want to orbital skydive...don't you?" Paxan nodded with a grin, "Maybe I'll get the chance," she said before standing up and turning towards Pogo, "Have you seen the diagnostic results from the scans yet?" The Hermat nodded, "Not yet, what did it say?" "Basically, that we definitely have not moved," she said, "As far as BoB is concerned, we're still in the same place as we've always been." Pogo sighed and furrowed hish brow, "You're positive?" The young scientist ran a hand through her hair, "Yep...I've also run a magnetron scan on the surrounding hyper string vibrations. There is no evidence of temporal disturbances either." "That's good to hear!" Pogo beamed happily but then frown, "So...what does that mean exactly?" "It means that we're in the same time as we always have. The station has not gone forward or backward in the space time continuum," Paxan said with a small chuckle. "Whew. That's a relief," sighed the Hermat, "So...everything is normal and yet there is a rogue planet that's appeared out of nowhere." Brey nodded and bit her lower lip, "Well, to say everything is 'normal' would be an overstatement. I did find some anomalous readings in the upper atmosphere of Faylinn, though." The science assistant's eyes widened with worry, "What do you mean anomalous?" Paxan shrugged and looked down at her computer console, "That's just it...I have no idea. There seem to be some kind of unidentifiable readings floating around the upper atmosphere that we cannot identify." "Unidentifiable?" asked Pogo, "Not even with the federation database. How is that possible?" Looking slightly frustrated, Paxan Brey frowned, "I have no idea. It's very rare to not be able to identify something in the main database. From what I can tell, though...it's nothing dangerous. Just damned annoying." "So, what now?" Pogo enquired as s/he looked into the computer console. Turning towards her assistant, Paxan brightened, "Well, I now...I'm going to prepare for an away team mission," she said with a happy smile, "Captain Mulder has asked me to accompany her and few others to meet the leaders on Faylinn." Pogo looked jealous. "And while I'm gone, I'm going to need to you hold down the fort up here," she said with a look that was nearly pleading for the Hermat not to be mad. Sighing heavily, the young assistant forced a smile, "Whatever you say, boss." =/\= Security - Main Office - Starbase BoB =/\= "Attention important security personnel. Meet at once at Mattingly's office for a briefing. If you don't arrive, expect to spend the rest of your days in the brig reading Nancy Drew books." That was the announcement that had gone out. Baxter Mattingly was now in his office, somewhat unusual at this particular time of day. This was his chance to test the abilities of his security crew. He was going to step back slightly and see what they were made of. He might even follow along in disguise, but for the most part, he wanted them to make decisions. He wanted to know who was at his back. Vega and Palmice were expected shortly. Baxter had efficiently rounded up volumes of information about the planet (almost nothing) and all communications, including a fascinating video of the destruction of a body (edited for the squeamish). There were photos of the menace and plans for several emergencies which had nothing to do with the mission at all. Baxter's voice could be heard over the intercom again. "Well hurry up!" came over Vega's and Palmice's personal communication equipment. Baxter sat back, put his feet on his desk and waited. =/\= Abode - Starbase BoB =/\= Pausing to brush some crumbs off the PADD he was studying, Parvis accidentally knocked it to the floor. He bent over, with some difficulty, to retrieve it. "What are you doing?" Raoul Wainscoting appeared suddenly. Thump! "Ow!" Parvis came back up, the back of his head having met the underside of the table. "I asked, what are you doing? This is more food than you should be able to eat in a week!" Raoul waved at the half-demolished banquet spread out before them. Parvis emitted a sarcastic laugh, and more than a few bits of food. "The condemned man's last meal, I'll have you know." "Condemned?" Raoul slid easily into the opposite chair of the booth at the back of Abode. "What is it this time?" "That planet." Parvis stuffed another handful of chips into his mouth. "I'm going down there. Away team. Certain doom, you know. I mean, we'll have some expendable marines, but once they go, the little guy gets it. Trust me, my short tour on the USS Dauntless taught me one sure fact: away team is the shortest, most brutish path one's Starfleet career can take." Raoul glanced away, taking a moment to survey a young lady and offer her a lavacious wink. Turning back to Parvis, he observed the little Counselor stuffing his face with ice cream. "What is it about this planet that has you so worried?" "There is something wrong with it, I just know it." Parvis stuck his tongue out to reach for a dribble of chocolate sauce on his chin. "Such as?" "We don't know yet, that's why we're going down there. But things that are perfectly normal and harmless and safe just don't go around showing up at BoB. Therefore, it is dangerous. Thus, the last meal." "We showed up at BoB, didn't we?" Raoul smiled. "And would you say that we're entirely normal and harmless?" Parvis had been informed of Raoul's latest installation-related madness. A furtive trip to the highly-unsanitary Pisces Delight had earlier secured for him a cache of prints of the infamous portraits. For future reference, Parvis told himself. "Well, not entirely." Raoul blew a kiss at his intended across the room. She swooned. "I'm telling you, giant spheres in careful orbit of faraway stars don't just up and go walkies. Whatever malevolent intelligence drove it over here has it in for me. I'm sure of it." Parvis hunkered down behind his PADD, attempting to resume his study. "What is that you're reading?" Raoul tugged on the PADD. "Protocols. First Contact procedures and all." Parvis tugged back. "Swoop in, seduce their women and get into a few shirt-ripping brawls? Can I be of assistance in tutoring you?" Raoul grinned. "You've been watching too many of those early Starfleet documentaries on the History Holonet, haven't you? We can't all be like that scandalous Captain Kirk, drinking our way through flocks of horny alien vixens while beating their leaders senseless with double-fisted hammer throws. But we'll have along that Marine fellow, Vaughn, I understand that is his specialty." Parvis shuddered in anticipation before waving for the waiter again. "We'll be greeting the natives, introducing the idea of Starfleet and the Federation, one big happy family. You know. Without saying as much out loud, make sure they understand there is likely a fleet of large, angry, planet-bombarding ships out there backing us up, so they'd better be nice to us." "I see. And your purpose in going along?" Raoul didn't see the threat being reinforced by his presence. "I'm supposed to evaluate them. Decipher their intent and disposition. Are they a threat? What horrible secrets are they hiding? Generally help the Captain figure out whether we should make friends with them, or call for the bombardment. You know." "So, we're doomed to war, then?" Raoul smirked. "An unpleasant death, at least." Parvis dove into a fresh dish of ice cream. =/\= Pigs in Space - Starbase BoB =/\= Paxan Brey sat down in a chair at a corner table and looked across towards Yus Omar. The setting of meeting in this particular eatery seemed a little apropos considering that this was the place they first met along with Felix and Baxter. That initial meal had been a difficult one, thanks to the men acting like animals but since then, Paxan had come to be very fond of BoB's chief engineer and her chocoholic fiancé, even if she rarely had a chance to express it. Yus studied the young woman in front of her. She looked somewhat under the weather. "Pax, are you alright?" she asked in concern. The young scientist smiled with a nod, "I'm doing, fine for the most part," she lied. In truth she was feeling terrible about not only forgetting her responsibilities to Yus and being so "Emma-Finnish" lately but also the way she was seemingly disconnected from Felix. She of course didn't want to burden the bride with her problems and so, acted like nothing was wrong, "I want to thank you for meeting me and I want to apologize again for being absent lately. This place has been keeping busy, you know?" There was a short silence. Yus hesitated, not wanting to be intrusive. It was evident from her lack of eye contact and distracted replies that Paxan was not as okay as she claimed. "You're still available for the wedding, aren't you?" She smiled, "Well, I didn't want to presume that you still wanted me to be your chief bridesmaid." Yus smiled back warmly. "Of course I still do. What made you think otherwise?" The sentiments made her feel good and it was comforting to know that not all her relationships were going down the tubes, "It's not important. It'll be my honor to stand with you and Baxter on your special day," she said a bit emotionally, "How're you doing anyway. Any pre-wedding jitters?" "I've probably maxed my quota for cold feet. Changed my mind 50 times since Baxter and I were together. If I try to pull a runaway bride stunt, please feel free to have me bound and gagged before the altar." "I doubt it will get to that. Anyway, I brought something to help you plan," she said with a grin and pulling out a three-inch thick planner from under the table, "I've been doing some research on everything that we need to do before the big day." "No kidding," Yus exclaimed. "It seems everyone is more informed and prepared than I am!" "This is basically the handbook on wedding planning," she intoned while opening the heavy book eagerly, "There's a lot to do...have you registered yet?" "No, I haven't. I thought this was something done sometime during the wedding or after." Paxan waved her hand dismissively, "Well, I'm sure some cultures do it that way, but if you register beforehand, then you get more presents at the wedding!" said the young woman excitedly, "Oh, that reminds me...I need to schedule some time to find something to wear." Paxan jotted down the reminder in her extensive planner. "We'll need to get you a matching gown, since you're Chief Bridesmaid." "Ooh! That's right!" she exclaimed, "That shouldn't be too difficult then. What about you...have you picked out your dress?" "Actually I have," Omar admitted excitedly. "I found it in Tie the Knot and I'll show it to you later. But it's only the dress. I still have other things to pick up. Ornaments and stuff." She nodded, "Well, I think that boutique on the Promenade might have some things you might like," she said while furiously writing in the planner, "We should schedule a time to check it out." Omar nodded gratefully. "Thank you." Brey smiled and looked at Omar, "Don't mention it, I'm happy to help," she said, "And maybe one day you can return the favor and help me with my wedding." The tone of Paxan's voice turned a little pessimistic, "If by some miracle I actually ever get to that point." Omar sighed. She felt a little guilty for being happy when her good friend was down. "I'm sure you'll find happiness, Paxy," she consoled. "But there are always hurdles along the way." "Hurdles?" she said with a glance at her planner, "I hope it's only that." "What *is* the problem, exactly - if you don't mind me asking?" Yus probed. Paxan looked up at Omar and shrugged. She really didn't want to bring the bride to be down with her problems but it was evidently clear that Paxan wasn't doing a good job in keeping up appearances. And besides, if anyone would understand her troubles, it was Yus Omar. "It's me and Felix. Things haven't been very good lately. He's been acting so strangely and he won't talk to me about it." "I hadn't noticed any change in him," Yus admitted. "I haven't seen him in a while - I've been so busy." "So have I," admitted Paxan with a brush of her fingertips through her hair, "But, that has never stopped us before. We've always been busy but we've managed to stay connected. Now, it's all different...and it's becoming more and more evident that something is wrong. I just don't know how to fix it." Yus felt helpless. "You know, I wish I could do something to fix it," she exclaimed as she frustratedly ruffled her hair. She shrugged, "I appreciate the concern. Believe me, just having a friend to talk to is help enough." "You can talk to me anytime, Paxan," Yus replied sincerely. "I just wish I'd been there for you before." "Don't worry about a thing, okay?" she said while a touch of practiced confidence, "We'll work things out. Right now, what we need to focus on now is you. This is your special day and you don't need to be worrying about me and Felix." "I won't," Yus lied. "He's going to be the best man for Baxter. Is that okay with you?" Paxan waved her hand, "No, no...not at all," she stated as if there weren't worry in the world. Yus had enough stress to deal with, "I promise, everything will go off without a hitch...including me and Felix. Let's switch gears now and talk bachelorette party?" "Okay," Omar relented. "On the list, we need to get a...entertainer." She tapped the stylus in her hand against her chin, "Okay, an entertainer," she said thoughtfully, "Any kind in particular?" Paxan had her own ideas but wanted to see what Yus had in mind before suggesting a male stripper. "You know the type that sheds clothing in stages...?" Omar hinted, not wanting to say it out loud. "Ah yes!" she beamed happily, "A male stripper...an excellent idea!" Yus Omar laughed. "Yes, but it's not entirely my idea. I thought every female on base should have one heck of a party. And male too, if the rumours about Baxter's stag night are true." "The have need wait boys are used to reveling in debauchery and that is why *we* will more fun," announced Paxan as she began jotting notes again, "We to only invite a select group of ladies, though. I'm in no mood to in line for a lap dance," she said honestly. "Here's the preferred list," Yus offered it to Paxan. Paxan scanned it quickly, "Wilkins, Mulder, Vega." she said as she looked through the list, "Dharma, Allier. I think this looks pretty good to me." "There are more, of course." Yus said. "Now, the most important part. Who are we going to get to be our stripper?" "Actually, that's what I meant by preferred list," Yus turned the page over to reveal the list of strippers who she would not mind seeing in the barest. "Raoul tops it." Paxan blinked, "Him?" she replied, "He's a bit eccentric...isn't he?" "Bizarrely." Taking a moment to make a mental image of Raoul, Paxan thought it over, "Well...he does have a nice chest...and his bum isn't half bad either." "I knew you could be persuaded." Yus grinned. She smiled sincerely. Paxan was not one who could be accused of being prudish. Anyone who had seen her act for the station talent show some months back could attest to that. "Alright, I'm sold." "Let's go talk to him now," Yus urged, "I've heard unconfirmed rumours that he's in The Abode." =/\= Abode - Starbase BoB =/\= "Does it hurt much?" "Not terribly. But there are occasional twinges. I find a vigorous massage early in the day helps to work it out." Raoul said, smiling at his buxom blonde companion. He stretched his arm out, gingerly testing the elbow for movement. His lean, taut muscles played beneath the tanned skin. "My fall from grace. The things I do for love!" Raoul threw his uninjured arm to his forehead. The other was only gently damaged, a bump sustained when Llara had freed him from his suspension. "Oh, you poor baby!" His companion snuggled closer to him in their booth at the back of the bar. Yus sauntered in with Paxan, intently discussing something when she noticed the preferred choice on their list unabashedly practising his skills on a certain female companion. Her eye settled on him for a moment and returned to meet Paxan's eye. "What's this?" Raoul perked up, observing the entrance of the officers. He smiled. "Watch this for a moment, will you?" The artist set down his glass and gracefully rose. He quickly glided over towards the pair. "Mr. Wainscoting," Yus greeted smoothly. "I hope we weren't interrupting anything," she added, meaningfully sarcastic. "Ladies," he said, eyebrows dancing, as he leaned in. Paxan smiled slightly but crossed her arms none-the-less. "Hello Mr. Wainscoting, Yusrina and I were hoping for a moment of your time." The young scientist was obviously amused and appeared to be undressing the artist with her eyes. It sure had been a long time since she'd seen a half naked man, she sighed inwardly. Raoul dismissed the thought of his other companion from his mind. "I'm all yours, ladies." "We have a proposition which may or may not interest you," Omar began, hoping to reel in the bait. "Oh? Please. Do tell." Raoul's mind was swimming. Did they wish to be models for his work? To purchase his work? Smiling with an arch of her eyebrow, Paxan stepped closer, "As you may or may not know, Mr. Wainscoting.my friend here is going to be getting married soon. And as a soon to-be-married woman, she deserves one last night of fun," said Paxan with a quick wink at Yus, "And we ladies are needing a little entertainment.like a male dancer." "Oh, ho!" Raoul smiled broadly as he heard their offer. "Fine ladies such as yourselves, a little Raoul for entertainment. An excellent plan!" Raoul paced back and forth. "A dancer, eh? What shall it be..." Brey grinned, "Something fun?" she said quickly, "Fun for us to watch and, you know, interact with." "I have it!" Raoul stopped, and slowly moved his arms in a wide arc around him. With great drama and angst on his face, he cleared room for his performance. "I witnessed this particular piece reenacted by a historical dance troupe recently." Imagined music began to thump in Raoul's head. His leather-clad hips began to sway and gyrate in time with it. He stared deeply into Yus' eyes, before moving on to offer Paxan some eye-lovin'. A twinge of worry crept into Yus as she watched the deranged apparition in front of her twist and turn to no music at all. She wondered if he was right for the job. Perhaps his artistic abilities were limited to portraits and sculptures. Raoul's arms began to move. Up, down, around, they swung in rhythmic unison, drawing a curious pattern. His sensuous hips continued their hypnotic gyrations. After a short piece, he called out. "Heeeeeeey, Macarena!" Raoul shouted and spun to one side, facing another part of the room, while continuing his spasmoidic actions. Paxan Brey's face dropped as she watched the horrible convulsion that Raoul Wainscoting was undergoing. "Um.perhaps not," she said. "You look like you're in desperate pain," Yus commented casually to Raoul, feigning detached disinterest. Privately, she was undergoing her own convulsion of trying not to laugh, cry, sputter and cough at the same time. "Well, I think we were hoping for something a bit more alluring?" "I would think so," Yus replied, catching Paxan's eye. They young woman laughed, "Oh come now, Raoul," she said playfully, "I think you know what I mean. We all saw the kind of art you did of us ladies. You get the picture?" Raoul scowled at their scoffing. Throwing back his arms, he tore open his shirt. "Perhaps, something else, indeed." His right leg began to gyrate beneath him. Paxan put the stylus she'd been using to write in her planner to her mouth and observed Raoul's movements. There was something strangely appealing to the slithering of his hips. "Interesting," she mused with bemusement. Raoul leapt in close to Yus, dragging one foot behind, slowly. He leaned in, his head close to hers. "Iiiiiiiiif you want my body," he breathed near her ear. Yus could not be sure, but had a niggling suspicion that her body temperature was soaring a little too high for comfort. For some reason, her uniform collar seemed to be sticking to her neck. She however, remained still, only her eyes tailing the gyrating artist. He quickly switched ears, and continued on her other side. "Aaaaaand you think I'm sexy," he breathed into her ear, raising more than a few goosebumps. He then spun around and projected his shiny, leather-clad backside at her face. "Come on sugar, let me know!" he shouted, as his hips began to gyrate before her. Biting her lip gently, Paxan couldn't help but notice the dark hair on Raoul's chest. She suddenly wondered if the air conditioning had broken in her brother's bar or if perhaps her uniform was fitted to tightly around the collar. She also thought of Felix and just how damn much she missed his naked body. Arms waving, hips gyrating profanely, Raoul was into the zone. He quickly spun around and began to nearly grind Paxan with his leather-cladness. "If you really need me, just reach out and touch me, come on honey tell me so!" Two other women at a nearby table fainted, collateral damage from the explosion of manly heat. "Now, imagine all that, while I'm wearing the uniform of a security officer," Raoul panted as he wound down the display. "The very tight uniform of a security officer." Paxan looked over at Yus while fanning her reddening face, "I don't know about you, but I think we found ourselves a dancer." Yus loosened that collar. Just a wee bit. "I think he could probably fit the bill," she agreed reservedly. "Just so you know, I may be easy, but I'm not cheap. I await your final offer for my, artistic services." Raoul turned and strode back to his table. The promise of many women was swirling in his mind. Damn, Yus thought. I'm gonna have to come up with some credits. She resolved to have another private session with the artist and somehow persuade him to do it for free. Otherwise, there was some hard-earned latinum that was going to be exchanging hands. =/\= Starbase Raven =/\= "Chief! Wait up!" "Yooo-hooo...hey Chief!" "Huh?" Jinti turned to see her two co-pilots haring along the Promenade towards her, skidding to a stop. "You're freeeee!" Jadi Z'El grabbed her arm "Great to see you, Chief," Markus Richards beamed. "Saves us the trouble of baking a cake." "A cake?" "With a file in it." "Reading matter?" "No, a tool file." "Bud, b'lieve me, the state o'my nails were the *last* o'my worries," Jinti looked at them as if they were mad. "No, Chief, it's an old earth gag. When they used to have metal bars on prisons, friends used to smuggle prisoners in a cake, and they'd baked a metal file inside it, so's the prisoner could file through the bars and escape," Jadi said comfortably, tucking her arms through Jinti's. Jinti looked hopelessly confused, as she could thing of a hundred things wrong with that particular scenario. But they meant well, and it was good to be free, so she just smiled and nodded. "So, Chief, what are you planning to do with your last few hours of freedom?" Richards fell into step the other side of her. "Last few hours? Did they schedule executions fer dawn then?" "Nooo, we've got orders to get back to the ship, going to set sail this evening." Jadi assured her. "Well, I reckon I'll probably jist...catch up on some sleep," if Jinti seemed a little out of spirits, they put it down to her recent incarceration. "You sure, boss? Hey, they didn't treat you bad in there, did they?" Richards gave her a quick look. "Nah, jist tired," she said casually. "Want to go for a bite to eat?" Jadi tugged at We've been hanging around outside the Brig for let us in to see you, the lousy jobsworths. We for a scoff when you got out. You know, proper crap?" her arm. "We're starving. hours, but they wouldn't were planning to take you food after all that brig About to turn then down flat, Jinti was suddenly struck by their warm, genuine attitude and gave a slow smile. "You know whut, guys? A damn good scoff would be jist dandy right now. Yeah. Not that I wanna stay around here any longer than I gotta but yeah, lead on. Ya got anywhere in mind?" =/\= =/\= =/\= The table in the window at "Phatty Starbuckles Burger & Beefsteak Blowout" was littered with wrappers and cartons and crusts and remains of a truly gut-busting feast. "I'm...going...to...pop..." Jadi groaned. Jinti could only breathe gently and slowly, for fear of exploding likewise. "Thass gotta be the biggest burger in the galaxy. Ya could put it into orbit and declare it M-Class. Crap, there's populations of displaced Ocampa that could set up home on one of those burgers." "I think that beefsteak is expanding expotentially inside me," Richards was still attempting to stuff a few fries into his mouth. There were siumultaneous rattling sounds as Jinti and Jadi sucked the last drops of soda from the covered plastic cups and chinked the ice at the bottom. "We gotta go," Jadi sighed. They halved the bill, not allowing Jinti to pay anything, and supporting each other, walked slowly back to the ship, laughing and groaning at their own total piggishness. "Home sweet home," Richards announced, as they stepped through the docking ring. "Yeah, " Jinti took an ostentatious sniff in the air, then frowned. "Wassup, Chief?" "Weird. Fer a minnit there, I thought I smelt...Ferengi." "That's hallucination due to burger excess, that it," Richards nodded wisely. "Reckon it is, guys. Yeah, I reckon it is." =/\= Starbase BoB Calling Gamma Command =/\= There was one thing that Mulder had been putting off that she knew she had to deal with. And that was telling Gamma Command about the strange new world that had appeared. After the various bizarre occurrences during the past few years, she hesitated to have to report yet another piece of insanity. Nevertheless she commed through to a Yeoman, and after introductions said, "I need to speak to Admiral St Clare urgently, please. Don't worry - there's nothing wrong. Well, not yet at least. It's just something very strange has happened and she needs to know about it." Gen was just getting ready to end her shift and go home for the day, when her Yeoman informed her that there was an incoming communication from BoB. Uncharacteristically, Geneva swore out loud and then answered the call. "Put her through," she said tiredly and sat back down, trying to put on a smile. "What can I do for you, Captain?" she asked. "Good Day to you, Admiral," Mulder was still wondering how to phrase things. "Um, I don't suppose anyone has reported a missing planet recently have they? Like, anyone calling in saying they've lost a planet in their system or something?" St Clare would have been surprised to have that question asked, were it anyone else asking. "No, not that I've seen," she replied blandly. "Oh, Shame. See that's the thing. We've just found one. A planet, I mean. Right next door to BoB. It just sort of appeared overnight and we're all a bit puzzled..." "A planet?" "A real live genuine planet." "As in...a planet...it just appeared beneath your base?" Gen repeated, now surprised. "Yes. We woke up this morning - and there it was. Big and round and *there*. Puzzled us all like mad. I did wonder too if maybe Gamma Fleet had parked it out our way and forgotten to tell us or something, but clearly not." Mulder gave a baffled shrug. "And since I'm talking to you and you're talking to me, then it's true that we haven't moved anywhere or slipped into a different dimension or anything, so I guess...seeing is believing." The Admiral nodded slowly. "I see...and what steps have been taken thus far? Do you have any information on it?" "Ah, well, here's the thing Admiral. As it happens, the place is inhabited, and the natives have already made contact and invited us to pop down there and see them. Now here's another really odd thing..." "What, the random planet suddenly appearing beneath you wasn't the weird part?" Gen asked dryly, but moved on before that statement could be replied to, "Please, enlighten me." "*They* think that it's *us* that just appeared from no-where. It sounds crazy but that's what they think. Still, have a look for yourself, I thought you might like to see the evidence - maybe you'd recognise them, because we've never heard of them before. The planet is called Faylinn, and the race are called the Felim, for what it's worth..." Mulder gave a command and the computer split-screened, leaving her image in the top corner whilst the full recording of Regent Sylas's introduction played for the Admiral's benefit. Geneva's mood as she watched could only be described as puzzled silence, but she kept it mostly to herself. When the reply finished, she took a breath and let it out slowly before responding. "I fear that I do not have any information to give you, Captain." "Oh, that's a pity. I was hoping that maybe they were on record somewhere, maybe they'd done this sort of thing before, or something." Mulder shook her head, "Then there's nothing you can recall or...?" "No, I have never heard of the Felim nor the planet. They also do not quite look like anything I have encountered before," she settled back in her seat, "It looks like you're discovering new territory, Captain Mulder, without even having to leave the comfort of home...least not too far." Dare anyone say it, was that a smirk on Gen's face? "It seems more like new territory discovered *us*," Mulder said with a what-can-ya-do? look on her face. "At least, they *appear* civilised enough, but I guess we'll only really be able to start working on the mystery once we get to know more about them. Unless you say otherwise, I'll take the Away Team down and start the ball rolling there." A slow nod, "I will...trust you to make the best choices in terms of this, following the usual protocol," Gen said, "Please keep me frequently updated as to your progress." "Of course," Mulder nodded her assent. "It's probably not a in the purest sense of the term anyway, since they say they contact with other interstellar sentients beforehand. Maybe tell us which ones, specifically, we might have a few leads came from." Mulder was musing out loud. First Contact have had if they can on where they Suddenly Gen had the feeling that she wasn't really that much a part of the conversation any more, but she nodded. "Indeed, it is at least a start." "The one good thing is, if it all checks out well, this crew is going to get it's first taste of planetside R & R for many years," Mulder smiled. "Subject to safety protocols, it'll be a morale boost like they've never known before. But we'll see what tomorrow brings first. I'll arrange so that all reports are forwarded to Gamma Command as soon as I file them. In the meantime, if you could ask around your end, in case anyone has any information...I mean, someone, somewhere, *must* have heard of them." "I will see what I can do," the Admiral replied and she meant it, although this was still just...bizarre, but she was coming to expect nothing less from that place. "Thank you, Admiral. I will indeed keep you informed, and of course, if any others show up, I'll let you know right away. Though I hope not," a look of consternation crossed her pale features. "One mysterious planet is *more* than enough to be going on with." "I should think so," Gen replied wryly, "St Clare out," and with that she closed the channel and rubbed her temples. She was getting out of this office and fast. Running away, very quickly, before BoB could possibly have the chance to call back with any *more* news! =/\= Counsellor Dharma's Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= Having visited her line manager, the assistant chief counsellor had retreated back to her office. Arihana looked up, the door had chimed. She frowned as champagne blonde was accompanied by a copper haired young man. Would make for interesting kids, she thought. They were bickering, as only couples do. She was wittering on, he wasn't listening. Arihana smiled. Women had evolved to have larger speech organs for a reason; males were smaller for an even better reason. They knew better than to answer back. Arihana slammed shut Vinnie jones' Aggression and the Aritsan the twelfth edition. "Can I help?" Dhillon kicked a chock in some random direction, he was feeling riled. It was one apiece, and they were acting like children. With his back to gerty, he could see the globe, spinning within the swirls of cloud. Why did he have to open his big mouth, why did he have to mention notches? Arihana could probably do it once, maybe even twice. She wouldn't be able to cope with it all. The whole casual, jump the nearest guy wasn't her bag. Dhillon was absorbed in the globe.Wasn't exactly his thing either. The tourist flights didn't seem a bad idea, perhaps some money was to be made. Arihana was gnarling at her lip. Trying, trying so desperately to not burst out laughing. "She" didn't trust him, had a roving eye apparently. "He" was a cuckold, who ought to get some... " 'She'll" be with him. Flaunting her bits in a costume that could pass for dental floss." "Oh, grow up, Mae. I only got liver bile for you. Her name is T'artee." "Will, I'm sorry. You and that shameless hussy, she's been sniffing around you..." The counsellor bit her lip, to look at the three relevant files. There was William Imp. Wimp to his friends. Bakewell, T'artee. Arihana's eyes watered seeing what she looked like. Mae Westonsupermare here had every reason to be worried. The counsellor let them bicker for a moment. Just watching the body language, hearing the rise and fall of tone. The gesticulation, the eye contact, her smile faded. This looked so familiar form the outside looking in. Seems like just yesterday You were a part of me I used to stand so tall I used to be so strong Your arms around me tight Everything, it felt so right Unbreakable, like nothin' could go wrong Now I can't breathe No, I can't sleep I'm barely hanging on -oh, my god.That's what we looked like.Me and- The more you antagonise him, the further he'll go. You want him close, at heel, but you don't know how get him there. Then, there is you. You're trying desperately hard to get within an inch of Mae, but all you get is pushed away, made to feel a lesser man. You can't go on like this. You'll combust, it'll end, and it will be game over. Where you gonna be, mae, when you're sixty four? Wimp, you really have to get a grip, as well as some backbone. Arihana stood up, to lean onto her desk. Dhillon had no idea where he stood. She probably didn't have a clue either. They used to be one. Intrinsically linked. Now they were apart. Separate flotsam and jetsam. Knowing her inside and out, that was the problem. The rebound had felt odd, alien without the pun. As though you were putting on someone elses shoes. Then there was Arihana. The idea of notches, sharing his toys, suddenly it was no longer for his eyes only. Wonder what it's like. Looks pretty. Like pretty. Dhillon turned around to look at Gerty, picking up an oil skin. There was work to be done, if he was going to make a mint. He needed to make gerty worth chartering. There this to do, that, was the fuel core efficient? What was the use? He had no idea whether flights were allowed yet; it would be a waste of time. Dhillon kicked another chock. Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces Can't deny it, can't pretend Just thought you were the one Broken up, deep inside But you won't get to see the tears I cry Behind these hazel eyes -You were though. The one. I waited. Two years. Two years for you to come home. That rainstorm couldn't have come quicker; I couldn't have done a more efficient rain dance. When you left, it was awkward. It was even more awkward when you came back. The gawky, tomboy I remembered, she'd changed. You see no one knows. What happened was this, you shinning down the drainpipe at four in the morning. You trying to explain to Jevan why there were a pair of kecks up the flagpole. To this day, no one knows. You were that undiscovered country and me, I got there first.Dhillon leant against the shuttle, passing his palms over his face. When you have shared that much, you don't just walk away. You can't just let it go that easy. He didn't want to know about notches, he didn't want to know whether she had screwed a novice or an old timer. Dhillon could feel his skin crawl, crawl at the thought. Didn't want another man playing with toys. Didn't want another man walking in his shoes. It was bad enough that some eejit had got up close and personal to create that bust. Another chock went flying. He had let that one slide. The bust was a bust, could be crushed back down to plaster powder. Wimp and Mae looked Arihana, wideyed and surprised. Where had that come from? Mae nodded, listening. Wimp held out his hand, for Mae to hold it. Mae was shaking. Wimp was surprised. All the hot air Mae spouted, trying to crack the whip. This was what it really looked like. The counsellor told 'em. If they couldn't trust each, they shouldn't be anywhere near each other. It takes one to push, but they both need to pull, pull togther. Arihana sat down, waving as they walked out. Relationships. Who'd have them? She was about to write something, only for the door to chime again. If it was another domestic, she would scream. Arihana smiled as the two walked in. "Dude, all them honeys, man. Bikinis and bling." "Yeah, brudder. We gotta have a plan, 'doh, be cool, and so'fitsticated, innit." "Counsellor, man, you'll know." "Ye-ah, Arihana, stah. What sunscreen makes the girls git down, innit?" The counsellor smiled. First she looked at the caramel haired fella, the freckles were kind of cute. The other, a purple dreaded pink toned chap. Some fun could be had with this. I told you everything Opened up and let you in You made me feel alright For once in my life Now all that's left of me Is what I pretend to be So together, but so broken up inside 'Cause I can't breathe No, I can't sleep I'm barely hangin' on "Dis the way to do it?" "Dude, you got it the wrong way round, man." "Dem girls won't know no better, me tells you." "Rufus, dude, we gonna be the kings of the surf." Arihana watched through her fingers as Damien pretended to surf, standing on the chaise lounge. Having freckles in them kind of places wasn't cute, it was criminal. Rufus was watching the scene from Ten on the holoscreen. His dreads were distinctly on end. Yep, his dreads, I know what you was thinking, you with the filthy mind. The two were shepherded out of the office, as Arihana left with them. They were to be sensible, if the CO permitted a joyflight. Be proper little boy scouts, prepared for every eventuality. Damien would have to have high factor sunscreen, and Rufus was to remain hydrated at times. That meant eitch two oh, and stay away from the proof rum. Swallow me then spit me out For hating you, I blame myself Seeing you it kills me now No, I don't cry on the outside Anymore... She was standing there. Here in front of him. It wasn't a figment of his imagination. Was definitely real. She had that look on her face. That look amongst all the others that Dhillon knew. That look of I don't wanna fight anymore. "Why you here? Not got another green behind the gills newt to play wid? Its open play, sweetheart, go score. Score as many times as you want. I'm done with keeping a clean sheet." Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces Can't deny it, can't pretend Just thought you were the one Broken up, deep inside But you won't get to see the tears I cry Behind these hazel eyes Dhillon was lying. Lying about being done with a clean sheet. That undiscovered country, the one where he got there first. Good thing he still remembered the way there and back again. No one was gonna play with his toys. No one was gonna take a walk in his shoes. =/\= Briefing Room - Deck124 - Starbase BoB =/\= Cade stood in front of the assembled marines and looked them over again. He'd just finished explaining the situation, vis-a-vis the planet Faylinn. "Team leaders stick around for a moment. Everyone else is dismissed." Cade waited for the majority of his troopers to walk out of the room before he waved the NCO's into their chairs. He walked around the slightly elevated dais and sat on the table in the front of the room. "I don't know what exactly is going to come of this Away Mission. Either everything is exactly as it seems and we've got new neighbors that have peaceful intentions, or we're walking our senior officers into a trap." A hand shot up and Cade acknowledged, "Corporal Kresha?" The Bajoran medic dropped his hand. "Third possibility, sir, is that these aliens are fekk! ing with us in some sort of experiment." "Been considered, Corporal, but right now, there isn't any information to support that theory. In fact, we don't have enough information to accurately support either of the two, so we're not going in lightly." Cade tapped a button on the padd in his hand and the screens at all of the NCO's stations lit up. "Corporals Finn and Kresha will accompany me to the surface with the Away Team. I want you two to look like your not only armed for bear, but that you're prepared to skin him and eat him raw as well. Understood?" Cade got a couple of nods in response and went down to the next item. "Sergeant Bastian. You will work with Master Gunnery Sergeant Canowicakte in forming up a ready reserve that can insert into the planet on a RedayFive status. Gideon, you'll handle the heavy weapons and LZ pacification. Drake, your team will drop f! arther away and provide long-distance support for evacuation procedures." That was marine-speak for, 'take the high ground and snipe any bastard that tries to interfere with us.' "Staff Sergeants O'Reilly and K'rraz, coordinate your teams as a ReadyTen status in case the first two teams are in danger of being overrun. Sergeant Borgaz, place yourself and your engineers at the disposal of the USS Enforcer. They'll give us top cover for the mission and may need assistance in repelling boarders if this thing goes sideways on us." Cade rattled off the mission parameters for the rest of his NCO's before getting to the last one, where he paused. "Corporal Frost. See me later regarding your assignment for the duration. You and your team will not be participating in either the Away Team or in support. I've got something special for you." He could near! ly see the steam from Frost's head over being left out of the mission planning, but she was still a very junior NCO and would have to deal with. And get used to it. "That is all, Troopers. Dismissed." Cade was the last one out of the door and walked by Frost. "Give me an hour before you report," he said without slowing down on his way to his quarters. He wanted to get his own equipment checked and ready before dealing with Angel's bruised ego. =/\= Counseling - Starbase BoB =/\= Arihana was feeling brave. Feeling brave as she knocked on the door. Parvis was back. That coup, the one where Llara was a palace guard, it suddenly seemed so distant. "Ah, hello, Miss Dharma." Parvis waved her into the office. "Surprise! I'm back from Ena!" Arihana gave a rather fake, broad grin, and waved. "Hi, how yer doing? Had a a safe journey back, didn't get attacked or anything? She sat herself down onto a seat without so much of an invitation. The throne of the absent emperor, filled. Filled by the emperor. "Safe journey. Hm." Parvis quickly tried to change the subject. "I understand you had your hands full with Mr Wainscoting while I was away. He can be troublesome, can't he?" Arihana shrugged, brushing away some lint from her trouser leg as she crossed them. Apparently there was a bust on the base, with her name on it. "He's quite a character, Parvis. Amenable in more way than one." Parvis looked at her curiously. Amenable? What had she been up to with the artist? "So, you'll be getting another chance to take over Counseling. The Captain needs me to run down to the planet with her." Parvis gulped loudly. Arihana smiled again, a little more genuinely this time, clasping her hands over her knees. "Ooh, really. Another adventure, you'll be a globetrotter before you know it. Counselling shall be be fine. Don't you worry that pretty little indigo head of yours." Parvis made a mental note to look up the word indigo at a later time. "If you have any advice on First Contact procedures, I'm sure I could use it." "Erm, play nice, don't pull faces?" "Well, yes. And try not to get eaten, jailed or enslaved. From the brief communication we received from them, they seemed friendly enough. But, that is usually the first step in fooling people into trusting you, yes?" Parvis chuckled nervously. "Perhaps you should review the footage as well. You know, in the event we don't make it back, whoever takes command of the station will need a Counselor wise to the enemy ways. It is in the computer." Parvis thunked his console on the side. Arihana nodded, she would, have a look. A counsellor to help whoever was in charge. With Mulder being away as well, perhaps some random commander or commodore was going to try his, her, it's luck. There was probably someone waiting in the wings. Maybe she ought to keep her hypotheses to herself, as well as that theory of who would be the next XO, in the absence of that fella from medical. "In the meantime, though, I'm sure there will be some frightened or confused people on the station. The docked ships have all been detained, some of the crews might be rather upset and need some calming or slapping around. You get the lot of them while I'm off," Parvis smiled. "A few, you know, the usual my mother's sleeping with my uncle Jim who is father of my boyfriends sisters twins." Parvis nodded. "Oh, and if the threat of shore leave materializes, perhaps a list of personnel most in need of a vacation could be thrown together? You know, a list of the real nutters or overworked personnel that would need to be on the first boat down, that sort of thing?" Arihana listened and nodded. She was overworked, and could also pass for being a nutter. "Yeah, could do with a holiday. Top up the ol'tan." Would be fun, may be Dhillon should run some tourist flights, if it was safe. They'd make a mint. "Erm, Parvis...I was wondering..." Arihana looked around, hoping that the Klingon was nowhere within earshot. "Yes?" "Llara, she hasn't been telling tales or anything, has she?" "Well, she did mention you were changing things around a bit. Some new ideas on filing and such. Why do you ask?" Parvis eyed her with new-found suspicion. "Got any other plans I should know about?" Doing her best to look innocent, Arihana wanted to alley any ideas of her being a usurper. "This is your department, Parvis. Why would I want to nick it?" "I don't know. Why would you want it? I have a violent, angry assistant and a regular troupe of insane patients tromping through. I can't imagine anyone wanting it. Besides, you're full up keeping track of your child and husband, aren't you?" Arihana hmped, or something similar. Maybe she should take out an ad in SS&U about her newly found single status. Or not maybe as, the thought of stalkers crossed her mind. "The child has been disposed of, as has the husband. So I guess my schedule is fairly light and airy. " Parvis' eyes grew wide. His mouth began to open, struggling to find words, then paused. "Don't look at at me like that. As much as I'd like to kill him, Dhillon aint that bad. No, Suraj is being looked after, well away from here, and his borderline father." Parvis had said something about first contact, as Arihana changed the subject back. "First contact demands respect. Respect in tandem with an inquisitive mind, Parvis. They are just as scared of us, as we are of them. Same goes with curiosity." "Yes, yes, that sounds right." Parvis pondered her comments about the family. One of these days he really must look into Arihana's background a bit more throughly. "Just as scared, right." All she could think of, was getting down there. Getting a tan. She appeared lost in her thoughts, the thought of playing ball on the beach, should there be one. The lazy ocean hugging the shore. It had been a while since her collection of swimsuits had seen the cold light of day. "They've said something about our not being able to beam out in an emergency, so there is that to worry about as well," Parvis fretted. "You'll be fine. Be concerned but careful." "Yes. Stay behind the marines. Definitely." Ball. Beach. Play. Her imagination was going into overdrive. Arihana asked if there was anything else. "No, nothing else for now." Definitely stay behind the marines. Parvis, he had to have all the fun. No doubt the residents of BoB wanted to go down too. Most of them would probably turn up wanting travel advice or something. "Well, I best be off. Good luck, Parvis." "Thank you." Parvis called up the image of the alien leader again as Arihana left. As afraid of him as he was of them? =/\= Brig - Starbase Raven =/\= Harlan observed the situation with concentration. He was in a tough spot, and he knew it. Hell, everyone in there could see it. There was little to no chance to get out of it in good shape either. He sighed and wiped a little sweatdrop off his brow. He could feel everyone in the room looking at him, some with mocking gestures, others almost pleading for him fail. "I have to focus. Focus" he admonished himself and blinked hard to clear his already wobbling sight. Everything depended on his last move. The tension was rising like a fighter being launched out of a carriers tube, the silence was so intense that even a nervous breath from one of the present boomed through the room like a hurricane. Even the slightest move could provoke a catastrophe, and everyone knew it. Slowly but determined, Harlan swung his arm back, twisted his wrist just a little to acquire the right spin and thrusted his hand forward in one flowing motion. He could feel the texture of the latinum strip, as it slid through his extended fingertips, starting a graceful arc towards the end of the room, where the guards strip was lying on the ground, almost touching the beige coloured material of the back wall. Several pair of eyes followed the ascention of the slip, reflecting the overhead light with an almost regular blinking pulse. Harlan dared not to breath, frozen in his last pose, hand extended, fingertips pointing a little above the target point, one knee almost touching the ground, almost but not quite. The slip reached the zenit of its trayectory, spinning around its own axis in slow motion, until it almost aligned perfectly with the straight line of the oncoming wall. Then, it began to drop. A collective moment of holding breaths went through the room, as everyone watched the strip spin again, slightly upwards, like an athmospheric fighter about to touch ground after a delicate, yet mathematical precisioned approach to the runway. Nearer and nearer it came, aiming almost exactly at the guards strip, faster and faster it went down towards the clean floor until... A general gasp in unison escaped from several mouths, as the slip touched ground, just a few millimeters in front of the guards strip. Having landed on the backedge, the strip rolled forward on its own axis and took of for a few milliseconds, forming an almost perfect 90 degree angle with the floor, flying over the guards strip as if it wanted to show it exactly how it had to be done. With a soft clink it touched the backwall, with a slight overdrop. The lower edge touched the floor and was held in place by the guards strip. One last shiver and the strip stopped finally, leaning triumphantly against the wall, right in front of the losing strip. "YEAH!" shouted Conners. "Piece o cake" grinned Derlith. "Fekkin shit" groaned the guard looking with disbelief at the strips he just lost. Harlan said nothing, but savoured the moment of glory. He had learned that shot when he was a kid, and didn't think he still had it in him. Slowly, he went towards the strips on the floor, admired his shot briefly, then proceeded to collect his winnings. "Anyone up for another round?" he then asked with that fake casual tone people use to brag and annoy the hell out of their contrincants. "No bloody way" grumbled the guard and left the cell with empty pockets, activating the force field behind him. Harlan sat down and started to juggle with his newly acquired strips. "That's how it's done, ladds" he said self satisfied towards his peers. "Yeah well, I just wonder when we're gonna get out of here. They've let everyone else out hours ago." grumbled Serwal, leaning on his bench, looking at the ceiling. At that moment, the guard approached with an evil smile on his face. "Hey guys, you know what? This is really funny. I just found your release orders. You were supposed to be released with the rest of the Caledonia crew, but somebody messed up on the chain. And your ship's about to leave, they asked for you, otherwise, who knows how long we'd 've kept you here. Funny, innit?" he said all in one go, deactivating the force field. For a second, no one replied to it. Then they all started at the same time. "Son of a bitch!" "Unbelievable!" "You're not serious, are you?" "Bloody Hell!" Harlan was the first to storm towards the now open gate. He grabbed the guard by the sleeves and pinned him against the wall. "You think this is fucking funny? I have to resupply myself and you think it's funny? Bastard" he said furiously, while Derlith singlehanded yanked him away from the guard. "We're going" he said calmly, dragging Harlan by the neck behind him. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. LEMME KILL HIM, THE BASTARD. HAD US HERE FOR AGES FOR NOTHIN!" roared Harlan, trying to get loose of Derliths iron grip without success. "Yeah, we're leaving. Cheers" added Connors and left behind Serwal. The guard stood for a minute at the place where Harlan had left him, the blood slowly returning to his face. " I'll be damned" he muttered then. "Caledonia crew it had to be. Can't take a joke, fer fekks sake." he sat down on his chair and sighed heavily. =/\= Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= "A freaking planet," Avery said to him with a laugh and shake of his head. It was hard to deny that life here was going to be interesting. Business had slowed down since the global visitor below arrived, but he ventured that it was like that all along. He'd heard that most the business owners had gathered for a meeting on the subject, but he had not attended. He knew that whether the planet went or stayed, business would pick up again once the novelty wore off. Still, it was lovely to look at. He missed Earth sometimes. Shinandra had left the Infirmary and gone straight to the Third Eye. She'd had a full evening scheduled for readings, including one over the time she usually took her break. Everyone was suddenly flooding in and she had a feeling that it had to do with the planet. Everyone was trying to see if there were any clues about it to be found, by any possible way neccessary. She had the feeling she had little information to give from these many readings, but it was good business. All the same, she was exhausted once she left for the evening and not looking forward to another boring night of lonely silence in her quarters. She rubbed the back of her neck, head hanging somewhat, as she walked down the Promenade, trying to avoid looking at the planet through the viewports. It was hard to miss her as she walked by him, but Avery could tell easily that she hadn't noticed him in return. She looked exhausted. Something in the set of her shoulders concerned him. He caught up with her and fell in step easily, as she did not walk very fast by comparison. "What is it they say, physician heal thyself?" he asked in a gently upbeat way, hoping to not over-whelm with ouward concern. At the sudden voice next to her, Nandra jumped and then looked up. Rolling her eyes, she sighed with exasperation. "Damn it, Avery, I'm too tired to deal with you right now." "Deal with what?" he asked, "That someone is concerned for you because you look exhausted?" "It was just a long day with a lot of work. Everyone has those from time to time," she replied evasively, not willing to give in on the question. It was Avery's turn to sigh. "That's true, everyone does," he agreed, "But I know how you used to be and I'm willing to bet money that you haven't changed *that* much and you're still trying to over-work yourself." She gave him what she knew was a petulant look, but she couldn't stop it. "I'm not trying to do anything of the sort. There's just a lot of work to be done and someone has to do it." "Uh hunh," he replied non-committaly. "Look, darlin'," "Don't call me that." "Whatever..." He tried again, "Look, *Shinandra*, I know that it's a lot of work being a Doctor, especially on an under-staffed place like this," It didn't take a brain surgeon to figure that one out, "But you are also a business owner, which is also a full time job. It's a lot of work, so I think by equal measure, you have to spend a concentrated effort on taking time off." She frowned, but didn't reply. This conversation was starting to tread far too close to her inner thoughts these days. She could hardly lie outright about it - he would probably be able to tell anyways - but she didn't want to admit it either. "I do what I can," she replied unconvingly, although she did think back to that walk with Cade. That had been a fair diversion... His dark eyes glittered with a faint hint of amusement. "You never could lie that well around me," he commented. Using his longer legs to his advantage, he took the lead and then turned to face her. "How many hours did you work today?" he asked. This one took her a moment. "Uhh..." she replied intelligently. "What does that matter?" she returned a question with a sort of defensive irritation because she couldn't quite come up with a quick answer. "This is what I'm saying," Avery said, then smiled. "Come on," he reached down and took her hand, then pulled her along. =/\= Forty-Five Minutes Later - Adobe - Starbase BoB =/\= Avery Bryce was a hard man to resist, and he always had been. Despite her reluctance and an inner feeling that this was not going to end well, Shinandra had allowed herself to be brought to a quiet drink and dinner in the ever over-loaded with atmosohere Adobe. Admittedly, she had never been here before, but found she liked it. It was quite different from "The Third Eye" - all for the better, since it helped lessen the feeling of 'competition'. With her level of fatigue as it was, it had only taken one drink for her to feel a familiar relaxation settle in to her. Their conversation had quieted for the moment while Shinandra looked around the room another time. He had always noticed that about her, this need to observe, although sometimes it wasn't there at all. It was a strange thing, but he wasn't focusing solely on that...just on her. With his elbow on the table, he rested his chin on his hand and watched her. Finally, her dark eyes flickered back towards him and caught the stare. Sheepishly, she looked down. Alcohol usually made her shy. "What are you looking at?" she asked around a quiet laugh. "Just you," he replied honestly. "It's been a long time since we had a chance to enjoy some time together." This sharpened her focus again, "And just who's fault is that?" she asked pointedly. He winced internally. 'Bright move, Avery,' he chided himself inwardly. With any other woman, he was a lot smoother than this...he liked to think so, at least. "Mine, and I acknowledge that," he admitted. "It's my own fault that I forgot what a wonderful companion you are." The "We her the combination of the drink and the compliment softened her a little. all make mistakes," she said quietly. Somewhere inside, a voice told that this moment was one of hers, but she kicked that little voice in shin, took its lunch money and sent it running home. "Some more than others," he said quietly, reaching across the table and lightly taking her hand in his. "I am truly sorry for hurting you the way that I did. I make no excuses, but I want you to know that I really am sorry." The little voice, regaining its bravery, made a valiant effort at returning and told her that forgiving him would only get her hurt again. However, memories of other recent conversations...needing to take chances...better to confront...it came to her, but how could she be sure that *this* was the chance she should take? There were other chances she could easily move on, ones she would not object to certainly and had thought about, but...this was here, now. Hard to argue with that... With a faint smile, she looked at him. "We all make mistakes," she said softly, by way of accepting his apology, and both understood. After another drink, Avery took care of the bill and they left shortly after that. Not many words were spoken in between until they began walking along the Promenade. Nandra was definitely feeling relaxed by this point. (She had never been a heavy drinker.) "All right, so what have you been doing the past couple years?" she asked, wrapping her arms around herself not out of cold, but just to be comfortable. She glanced upwards and sidelong at him and got caught in the bright flash of his smile. It felt familiar... "Until coming here, much of the same," he replied. She found herself arching her brow, but in good nature...mostly. "Have many girlfriends?" she asked, a touch coy. A little bravery returning to her. He chuckled and looked at her. She was the same Nandra, shy and brazen at the same time. "None since leaving you here on BoB and not many in between that. I just did not have as much interest in dating after you..." He grinned, "You poisoned me for all other women," he joked, although there was an element of truth. "I cannot imagine you spending so much time as that without dating," she teased, although it would be hard to deny that she was surprised at that and a little more humbled, assuming it was true. She didn't think Avery would lie to her like that, but bend things perhaps. "Hard to believe, but true, I assure you," he replied, "And what about you? Dating much?" Her own laugh was wry, "You should know the answer to that. I work too much for most guys to handle. Relationships need work, need presence..." she drifted off. Pausing in his strides, he turned towards her. Surprised, she pulled up short and looked up at him, curiosity plainly to be read in her dark eyes. He could always so easily get lost in those eyes. Even when dating her had just been another short term relationship, before it had become something else, those eyes... "Maybe you should change that," he said softly, then reached out and put his hand on her face. In a weakened moment now, she did not pull away and felt herself relenting to his touch as he leaned down and kissed her. =/\= Three Hours Later - Shinandra's Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= "Ohh, stars," Shinandra moaned as she sat up on the edge of the bed holding a sheet around her and trying very hard not to look over her shoulder at the sleeping form next to her. "Damn it, what did I do?" All right, all right, so she *knew* what had happened...The real question was why had she let it happen? Okay, so she could guess that, too. She had not drunk nearly enough to have any sort of hang over now, although she found herself wishing that she had. It would help the feeling of regret she was battling now. There was a large part of her mind saying it was stupid to regret something like what had happened, but after falling asleep for a short amount of time following and waking up again...it was hard to do otherwise. "What's wrong?" Avery asked, slowly regaining consciousness himself as he somehow felt that she was awake beside him. He discovered that he was right and reached out to touch her back. "What do you think!?" she exclaimed, whirling on him and looking on the verge of tears. "We should not have done this?" Looking at her levelly, he tried to read her but found it not easy to do. "Why not?" he asked gently. Of course he could say that, he was just so...male! She turned back around, wrapping her arms more tightly around herself. She was upset, but she wasn't. A part of her still remembered what she had felt for him on 604 and wanted to go back to that, she couldn't lie to herself on that one, but there was still a great deal of herself that thought this was one of the stupider moves she'd ever made. "I have to go," she muttered, starting to get to her feet. "Nandra, darlin, these are your quarters," he pointed out quietly. He did not realize that it would have this much of an adverse affect on her...He had thought...well, he hadn't done too much thinking, but enough so, he thought that it would make things better, not worse. "I'm sorry," he said, almost too quietly to be heard. Settling back down to a seat, she bit her lip and looked over at him. "No... we're adults...I just..." She took a heavy breath, "I don't want to start up a relationship again. I don't..." She laid back down and stared helplessly at the ceiling. "I've been very lonely and tonight came from that, but I'm not looking to start *us* up again...I still don't trust that you won't break my heart..." Pushing himself up on his elbow, he looked down in to her face and saw that she really believed it. He supposed he couldn't blame her, but it still hurt a little. "I understand," he replied. "I want you to believe me and I'll do what I can to accomplish that, because I do want a relationship with you again, Nandra, but only when you're sure you do, too. I don't know what'd happen, but I can promise that I won't be doing what I did before...I won't abandon you like that again." Returning the searching gaze, she nodded shakily. "We'll see what the future brings then, I suppose," she whispered, "But not now...I'm sorry for tonight...I didn't mean to lead you on...I've just been...lonely..." "It's all right," he touched his finger to her lips. "It was...what it was. We'll leave it at that." He gave her a soft smile and then kissed her cheek. She buried her face in the pillow while he got up and headed out. She didn't know what to think. There were far too many conflicting thoughts now muddling her mind. She hadn't had just another night alone in her quarters with just her dog, but somehow, she didn't feel any better. Falling asleep the second time did not come easily. =/\= Main Engineering - USS Caledonia =/\= "Commander McArnh to all Caledonia crew. We will be departing for a new assignment at midday tomorrow. Please return to the vessel and prepare to leave Raven. You will have a short amount of time this evening to finish up any business." Zeke looked up from his worktable on which he had disassembled part of one of the EPS flow regulators. "Great, headed out already. Didn't even give us a full repair crew rotation." Despite having a larger then usual backlog of repairs, Zeke spent most of the day alone wandering around Starbase Raven. Of course he probably wasn't really alone, there was most likely a security detail or two following him given what had happened to him and the rest of the senior staff. *Must be the air,* he thought to himself, *to clean...to... medicinal* He spent most of the time looking for the Crewman he accidentally brained with the candlestick holder the other night, wanting to make amends. It was all for naught, even if he would of spied him, he most likely would of avoided Zeke like the plague. Sticking two fingers in his mouth, Zeke gave a sharp whistle to get the attention of everybody in Engineering. "Alright listen up guys, looks like we're headed out tomorrow, another assignment already." Didn't take an expert pair of ears to detect the groans coming from the Engineering crew. "Yes, yes, I feel the same way, but when 'Fleet says jump, we jump. Since it looks like we're not getting time for a good overhaul like the Caly needs, and since our repair crews were...less then adequate. Considering the uh, incident with the senior staff, it was to be expected." "So what I need from all of you is a list of repairs that still need finished, and give them some sort of priority, since if history is any indication of future performance, then we'll have some more things to fix by the time we're done" =/\= Main Operations - Starbase BoB =/\= It had been a long time since Jack Angel had had to deal with a sensor suite. His training in the systems had been over 20 years ago, and the technology had changed somewhat in the intervening years. But bit had the Jack was a lucky man. In this particular case, twice lucky. His first of luck came in the form of his assistant, Claire Cartwright - who become something of a shadow to him while on duty. She easily handled really deep analysis of the sensor readings from the planet. His second bit of luck came in the form of the sensor systems themselves. They were about as old as his training was... Jack sat at one end of the large Operations console and stared intently at the screen in front of him. It showed an image of the mystery planet with superimposed sensor details pointing to different sections of the diagram. To the right was another screen with scrolling data, this being the input from the sensors themselves and the single probe they had launched to the far side of the planet. The computer crunched the numbers, and relayed the findings to the diagram. Jack could already tell that the computer was working faster than it had been when he had arrived on the station, but it was still slower than a bunch of networked tricorders. Sitting next to him was Claire, staring at another screen with far more technical data displayed on it. While Jack wasn't up to dealing with the science stuff, he was certainly capable of reading a basic sensor output. "Well, they have no orbital weapons systems. Just a few satellites. Looks like communications units. Their technology looks to be about equal to Earth, circa 22nd century." Claire nodded absently and added "That's not surprising. There doesn't appear to be any indication of a space program at all. No warp signatures, no ion trails. The atmosphere doesn't show any signs of rocket propulsion either, though that would only last a short time. Still, nothing at all." "Their technology level would allow for some sort of exploration" Jack muttered. He scrolled through the data until he came across the geological summery. A lot of it made little sense to him, but the computer had been programmed to provide the simple and abridged version for the scientifically challenged. "It's almost a textbook example of a Class-M world. Very lush, two polar icecaps, a number of continents. The air scans as clean...sounds too good to be true." Claire glanced over at Jack and smiled. "Pessimist." "Realist." Jack answered. "I expect things to fall apart 'cause they usually do." "And when they don't?" she asked, turning back to her own screen. "Then I'm pleasantly surprised." Jack answered. He frowned as he scrolled down a little more. "And here's where my pessimism starts to pay off...look at these population statistics." Claire turned and leaned into look over Jack's shoulder. "That can't be right..." "I've checked it. The total population only numbers around 1 million people, scattered in small cities with hundreds of kilometers between them. There's barely enough people to fill a good sized city, yet they live in tiny clumps all around the equatorial line..." "How odd." Claire said. She turned back to her own screen and tapped in a few commands. "No sign of any sort of holocaust to explain the small population. No signs of nuclear fallout or any sort of large energy discharge. It doesn't look like they killed themselves off to this level. Maybe they have a very strict protocol on procreation?" Jack shook his head. "It didn't seem that way, not from what this Felim fellow said. I wonder if they are native to this world? This would be about the size of a standard colony. Any information on that stratosphere scattering field?" Claire shook her head. "Not really. There is indeed a high concentration of magnetic ion particles in the upper atmosphere, but I can't pin down where they come from or why they are there. It could be a naturally occurring element of this planet's composition, but it would take a while to trace that down...and then there's this..." It was Jack's turn to lean over and share Claire's screen. She pointed to the readout and said "There are a few unidentified trace gasses in the upper atmosphere. We have nothing like it in our records and the computer is having an issue analyzing it." Jack stared at the technobabble on the display and took Claire's word for it. "Make sure to send the science lab these readings. Let them deal with it. What about the transporting issue?" "Not a chance." Claire replied. "Any transporter confinement beam that passed through those ionic particles would refract in a million different ways. Transport would fail..." She paused and shuddered a little. "Did you really have to add that video to the warning message?" Jack smiled. "Hey, the Captain said 'be graphic'. That was pretty graphic." "Did she really say that?" Jack thought back to the orders he had been given. What Mulder had actually said was 'be as graphic as you like', but Jack had always been of the opinion that to get a point across one needed to do it hard and fast the first time. "Yeah, she did." He answered. Claire didn't believe him, but wasn't about to question him on it. "It might be possible to reinforce the transporter confinement beam. Maybe jacket it in something that can shield it from the particles." "Maybe. Take all these readings and send them to Captain Mulder, but copy Engineering on it as well. Maybe they can work on the transport issue." "Aye sir." Claire set about summarizing the report and sending it out. Jack leaned back and turned back to his own screen with the image of the planet. It looked innocuous enough, but something in the back of his head was screaming that this wasn't right...of course the planet did just appear out of nowhere, so that right there was enough to make most normal people worried. But Jack wasn't a normal person. He didn't really have the capacity to worry about anyone but himself. And for him to be concerned about this rogue world appearing from nowhere, that would indicate a serious problem... =/\= Sickbay - USS Caledonia =/\= The Caledonia was due to set out soon and Des could not be happier. Her short stay in the Brig was pretty much all forgotten by this point, as she saw no reason to dwell on the negative. Her farewell to Garrett had gone much better the second time around and now that was pretty much a passing pleasant memory as well. It was the same with each posting she'd had. As she stepped in to the Sickbay, a little thrill of excitement ran through her. Certainly, the Caledonia's Sickbay was a far cry from the ones that she had worked in on her previous tours of duty, but it didn't really matter - again, best to not dwell on the negative. It was a new posting with new people - some of whom she'd now made acquantinces with in the Brig. With one finger idly twirling a loose curl, she began to make her way through the room and get a better idea about the place that she would now be working. The words 'chronically undersupplied and understaffed' floated through her mind, but again with the not focusing on the negative, she ignored them. She'd make do with what she could find. Strange as it was, she was beginning to feel even better about her new posting *because* of her turn in the Brig. If she had done the same thing while on her other ships, she would have stood a very good chance of ending up in seriously trouble. Instead, it had been an opportunity to *meet other crew of your own ship* - there was a lot to be said for that, as she saw it. Briefly, she toyed with the idea of turning on the EMH just to see what he was like, but she dismissed that idea. It would probably be more trouble than it was worth. It didn't take her long for her to get a good idea of what things were available here, she was a bright enough girl most the time, and while the prognosis was far from ideal, she felt better for having the knowledge. Her full turns at duty here would start very soon, she was glad for, and she felt better having more information going in. That being taken care of, she headed out again to find where her new quarters would be. =/\= Main Security Office - USS Caledonia =/\= "What the hell is wrong with you!! The guy needed a friggin lesson, and you know that!" Harlan continued rambling, as he had all the way to the ship. Derlith shrugged and just looked away. "Can you cut it out now?" replied Serwal annoyed in his stead. "You just would've gotten us back into that cell with that little bully act of yours" he said plainly. "Oh because you were just happy for that "funny mistake", were you?" Harlan snapped back and stepped to the replicator. "Coffee, black" he ordered grumbling, his back turned to the rest of his team. He was still fuming in anger, but knew they were absolutely right. Which didn't do much to improve his mood. =/\= =/\= =/\= "Unauthorised my lobes..." grumbled Zim as he made his way to security. The moment he'd got back on the caly he had headed straight to his quarters to drop stuff off and well...nap. But once he'd got there the door hadn't opened. At first he'd put it down to the Caly being the Caly. But after several minutes of trying to pull the door open and entering his security codes and not getting anywhere Zim decided he needed some help. Seurus leaned against the wall and watched the newcomer, as he strolled into the room. "Waitasecond. Lt. Zim?" he finally asked with surprise. "Now that's unexpected, isn't it?" his grin widened. Harlan turned around as he heard Derliths exclamation. Zim was the guy that had run this department before his arrival. He had been locked into a stasis tube, then freed and sent off the ship. Was he doing that bad a job that they had to call the Ferengi back? Granted, his performance with the M'vrum kids had not been the brightest, but did it merit being replaced? "Lt. Zim" he finally said more cooly then he intended. "What brings you here to *my* department" he added with a fake friendly note, distrust written all over his face. Noting Harlan's tone Zim stopped dead. He was used to generally not being welcome, but had thought the Caledonia would have been a bit different. Tired after journey Zim wasn't in the mood to be very diplomatic. He gave a nod to Derlith and then looked at Harlan. "I tried to get to my quarters but I think certain security codes have been changed. So I thought I come and see some old friends..." He smiled at Derlith and then looked back at Harlan, "and get somebody to fix it for me." Harlan wondered briefly what this was all about. His experience in SF told him, that when it came to replacements, there was an observation period. Maybe this simple code question was some kind of test. "Well" he said, stretching the word and leaning against the wall, determined not to loose ground. "Security codes change, y´see. Otherwise, they wouldn't be very secure wouldn't they." he retorted smugly. "Besides, being part of the *active* crew helps for that matter, and I haven't recieved report of any newcomers to assign said codes, now have I" he added on an afterthought. Derlith looked with unease towards Harlan. He was being an ass and knew it. "Would that be your old quarters?" he intervened in a reasonable tone. "They're just next to yours, Boss" he added, hoping it would help somehow. Harlan threw a murderous glance towards Derlith and turned back to the former Security Chief. This was a battle he wouldn't loose, especially not after that Guard playing that stupid prank on them. Zim's ugly grin got a little wider. Making it look a lot more like a pained grimace. "Yes my old quarters." Next to his? thought Zim in alarm. And as for changing codes for security Zim was kind of impressed. Not for actual security reasons, more for profit. Change the code, charge a fee for the new one. A perfect money spinner, but somehow he felt Harlan didn't have the lobes for that sort of thing. "I'm am an active member of the crew...well I am now. I've been reassigned here. I've no doubt that McArnh has a copy of the orders with my assignment on his desk". Zim didn't know if Grey had a desk or not but he assumed he would, if only as an extra place to store whiskey. "If he hasn't chosen to let his underlings know yet then thats not my problem. I'm sure I can be trusted with access to my quarters whilst you sort things out." Inwardly Zim was panicking. Maybe Grey had noticed the demotion and didn't want him anymore? Harlan fumed in his insides. Underlings, the Ferengi had said. Underlings, like some sort of inferior slave? Well, fine. Have it that way, he thought to his inside, his face turning to a friendly mask. "Right you are." he said with sarcastic cheerfulness. "You are of course to be trusted if you say so. Here let me give you an Alpha One Clearance, just to make up for my mistake, while I go get at once your transfer orders." he added, grinning like a shark about to swallow a helpless tourist floating on a palmshaped matress in the middle of the ocean. No, no, no no! panicked Zim. He hadn't received confirmation of his assignment on the way. He wasn't really expecting one, what with where he was being sent, but now he was here...Even if he did have to leave he didn't want to do it infront of Harlan. "Is that really required? I'm sure you're busy enough. Can't I go get them later?" "Not really, no" replied Harlan dryly, watching with satisfaction the Ferengis face. "Unless I get those orders, or a direct order from Cmdr. McArnh, I can't assign you any codes. Standard Starfleet Procedure." he said satisfied. Meanwhile, Derlith had approached Harlans desk, covered in PADDs. Since Leslie had taken her LOA, it was quite common to see piles and stacks of those buggers on it, leaving just enough space for old coffee mugs or whisky glasses. He started to skim through the PADDs until he found what he was looking for. Two days in the brig had also meant a lot of paperwork not being done. "Sir" he approached Harlan and handed him the PADD without any further comment. "So, until I get those orders, I am afraid there is nothing I can do. You know how it is, my hands are tied" Harlan continued with a fake sympathy. He had no problem with Zim per se, but he would not give away his post. Not now. Not after all he had been through thanks to it. He looked down at his hands and found a PADD in it. Zim wondered how to get out of that one. He didn't want to lose face now. If he went away and saw Grey on his own, Zim lost. If Harlan contacted Grey and Zim wasn't wanted, he lost. Maybe he could bribe Harlan? It might be standard starfleet procedure to wait for the orders but this wasn't a standard starfleet ship. "Maybe if I was to offer you..." started Zim hesitantly. He stopped though as he watched Harlan read the padd. Something was up... Harlan read it through, his face turning redder and redder. "Errr" he finally said. "It seems." he tried again, his face burning. "Apparently" he finally managed to say. "Your orders arrived yesterday. We were...delayed for two days, so it might have slipped my attention. Here's your set of codes for your quarters and...the Sickbay??" he looked up and over to Zim, suddenly wishing for a hole to open underneath him and swallow him on the hole. This day had started bad and seemed to turn worse by the minute. Zim's grin returned. Now he realised what was going on. Or at least he thought he did. Old department head returns, new one worries about getting the boot. A Ferengi would have just bribed the old department head or have had him 'dealt with'. Hew-mans could be so odd sometimes. "Yes. I'm to be the Clincal Manager. Make sure everyone's had their shots and had any invasive procedure we might feel like doing." Zim tilted his head enquiringly, "You seem shocked though..." If this was all a misunderstanding then there might actually be one less anti-me crewmember around, thought Zim. Still...he couldn't help but needle Harlan a little. "No!" Harlan replied immediately, a little bit louder then he wanted. "I'm good. I'm good" he added hastily, attempting a smile. "Just had a long day. You know how it is on this ship." he mumbled some sort of excuse. Nodding his bulbous head, Zim agreed, "It can be a bit hetic." Zim didn't add that a long day could mean anything from being on your 8th drink, trying to stop the ship's resident tiger from breaking into your quarters or suffering through Jinti's more enthusiastic course changes. "Yeah, uhm, so, anyways. Welcome back to the Caly and all that, should you need anything, lemme know, I'll be around on the ship somewhere, messing up." Harlan replied beaten. If Grey had a word on his behaviour, it wouldn't look good. And Harlan had enough on his plate with the brig visit. Although rumors had it, one of the cells had served as shelter for the McArnh couple, it was not confirmed yet. Harlan thought briefly of asking Jinti about it, but that would have to wait. "No I think thats everything, thanks." Zim paused, feeling slightly guilty. Harlan's reaction had been fair enough...and Zim hadn't exactly played nice either. "It's Ensign Zim anyways..." said Zim as way of apology. He hadn't bother to correct Harlan in case his old rank gave him some advantage. "Oh...I might need to get some more furniture." Zim had stocked his up last time but some of it was rather frail, and knowing the Caledonia it had probably had a bit of a rough ride since he'd been gone. "Right you are" replied Harlan relieved. "Derlith, why don't you go along with Lt...Ens. Zim and give him a hand with the scavenging. You know Dereks quarters are off the scavenging list, too, which leaves monkfish and decks 7 and 8. Anything else you need, Mr. ZIm?" he turned politely back to the Ferengi. "Nope. Thanks for the new code." Zim gave Harlan a polite nod and left. As he walked away with Derlith by his side he sighed in relief. That could have gone a lot worse. Harlan watched the huge Andorian walking out the small Ferengi and waited for the door to slid close. "Scrap that coffee, get me some Janx Spirit" he muttered and placed the full cup back on the replicator tray. Then he entered his own office, searching for that dark bottle hidden in the backpanel behind his desk. =/\= Bridge - USS Caledonia =/\= McArnh entered the bridge suspiciously. Had Monkfish noticed the lack of slug pellets in the stocking rooms? He suspected not, as most of the ship was still in tact. It was time to leave Raven, before her impending wrath could hit the base in all its glory. He eased into the chair, over-comfortable, and tried to settle back into it. After a while he found that it was indeed welcoming. His muscles soaked in the warmth of the leather-bound luxury and his hand slipped down the side, to where an innocent-looking fridge door was concealed by a command access pad. He entered the code and it swung open. Nobody had found his whisky there; they'd have to commit some excellent decryption to do so. It was well protected. He touched the hip-flask there residing and closed the door again. Where was Monkfish when you needed a decent cup of coffee? Suicide Cat batted at a loose conduit casing, left untouched by Raven's repair schedulists. Apparently they had not made it as far as the bridge. Holodiscs of Larry the Lemur, sticky liquorice sweets and other bait devices still littered certain sections. Was that, or was that not, a section of chewing gum stuck to the underside of the plaque? McArnh's face contorted into a brief frown. "Wretched juveniles," he uttered for the hundredth time, before concentrating back on his monitor. "Raven to the USS Caledonia. You are cleared for departure." "Funny, you make it sound more like an order than an invitation," McArnh turned back happily. "Very well, we'll be off. Do thank Commodore Hawk for having us. It was a most pleasurable stay - at least for the last twelve hours." "I'm sure she will convey her joy at having you back again, too," came the voice from the other end. "Excellent. In that case, we'll be off." He nodded to the helm. "You might want to have some caution at your end as we leave, too. The Caledonia has a funny habit of causing turbulence when it arrives and leaves a place." He wanted to warn them about any religious buildings in the vicinity, but refrained. "I'm sure we'll manage. Your new course is confirmed and your departure vectors set. Godspeed." The last word was made to sound like a chore. The continuous bump and grind of a ship leaving spacedock - a noise most Caledonians were used to - filled the air of the bridge. Suicide Cat felt movement and yowled. New pleasures, new pain awaited it away from Raven, where it had been overly well-treated. It needed new motivation. And funnily enough, there was McArnh's leg. "All crew DAMN YOU CAT!" McArnh tapped his comm again. "All crew, that was a test." He coughed, and magically, the hip-flask was in his hand. Funny, he hadn't remembered opening the fridge. Perhaps it sensed when the Commander was in need and responded accordingly. "We are now departing Starbase Raven, en route to the location of the Zanzibar. All departments, prepare itineraries of what you're missing. We may be able to raid a large portion of this ship, if it permits, to aid our cause. Security and Tactical, I would rather we weren't ambushed in any way; run some scans and make sure that we will be safe. A tractor beam may well be useful, too. Operations, get our cargo transporters online. Engineering, hold the ship together. Miss Monkfish and Mister Farlak, prepare our storage space for incoming supplies." "And Jinti...get us there as soon as possible, and remember that we have new crew on board." He smirked evilly to himself. "Act accordingly. McArnh out." A beep flashed up on his console. "Yes?" he asked it. "Raven here again. Sorry to say, Commander - but you took off rather quickly, and you appear to have left your Counsellor behind. One Ensign I'lilium?" Grey racked his brain. "Bugger. No chance you can send him on a shuttle?" The man's eyes thinned. "You still owe us two of those." McArnh assessed, quickly, how much they might need a counsellor this mission. Hopefully it would be little. With his right hand he fiddled with some wiring, causing a mild blurring effect on the screen. He squinted. "Ah - sorry - yu - breaking up -" He yanked the cord out, thereby ending the transmission. He leant back with a happy sigh. He'd fix that later. =/\= Lower Fighter Bays - Starbase BoB =/\= He had picked up something. Something to distract him, before that something else started to creep back into his head. Dhillon shook his head, attempting to busy himself with something useful. Wanting to kick himself for having being pulled in. Arihana watched the globe spin; she was lost in her thoughts. There was something therapeutic in just watching the movement of the mass upon its orbit."It's stops, and it stops now." The counsellor tucked the teal jersey into the waistband, before tying the belt back up. "Are you listening?" It was quite pretty really, you could even see the variation in the sea level, where the surface of the seabed changed from turquoise to acquamarine."I'm talking to *you*, Arihana." The counsellor turned around, twirling the hair back into a plait. She had been momentarily distracted from counselling. "It's stops, Dhillon, when I want it to stop. Not a second before." Dhillon arched a brow as she came to stand directly under his nose. He should really tell her to back off, and vacate his personal space. He had stuff to, should the green light be given for charters. Gerty was gonna be good to go. Why was she still here, did she not have anything better to do then him? Was there suddenly a shortage of fruitloops or something? "That could be today, tomorrow, next week. Perhaps in three months when I finally get bored. Besides, you could have said no. You didn't. How easy that make you, Dhil?" Damn. That two letter word.Dhillon put the fuel injector to one side, drapping the oil skin over his shoulder. Looking down his nose at her, it made his neck hurt. He could either pull in close, or he could tell her sling her hook. She wasn't here just to make up. She had an agenda or something. "This messing with my mind, it won't work. You can't win that way." He heard Arihana tut as he turned to the shuttle nose cone. Dhillon rubbed the grease from his finger tips, unscrewing the nose cone. There were tears in the titanium panels to be fixed. "Messing with me mind, Arihana, will get you nowhere. I have a much higher score for pathological sociopathy than you do." "Dhillon..." The counsellors tone curled liked an elongated hyphen.Dhillon looked at Arihana, as she leant against the entrance to the cockpit. When she said his name like that, it made the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. Don't give in, don't give in. Hold it. "No. See I can say it." Good lad. Well done, here's a biscuit. Arihana absentmindedly, slid the cockpit door open. Causing Dhillon to walk towards her and slam it shut. It was something of an empty gesture. Press a button, and the door opened. Only Dhillon didn't quite see it like that. That was one difference between the male and female brain. "No. Now sling it." He had said no. Twice. Only, there was that look. The look that said, fine, you have no idea what I want. You've said no because you could, not because you wanted to. Fine then, I'm going. Dhillon watched her slope off. Slope off, and not even look back. Please, please, look back, he thought. What ever you want, I'll say yes. "Hold up, wait a minute." Arihana had stopped by the viewing port on her way. Again, she was entranced by it. "It's pretty, aint it. Looks lovely. The head honcho, she's gone to check it out. See what's like. You might get a chance to ferry civilans and such like. You'd make a mint. That's what I wanted to say. That's all." Dhillon, like the audience, was probably lost. Arihana had wandered on by, on some kind of olive branch exchange. He didn't have a clue. She kept on pulling him in, and he let her. No, it was enough. Despite what she said, it was going to stop. Now. He wandered over, standing behind her. He didn't trust her to be here without a plan. Dhillon was wary. It was time to stop it, stop his buttons being pushed. "What you after?" Arihana didn't respond. "You come here to make your peace, amongst other things. I'm confused. Even after all I've done. Why do you keep coming back-and to me?" Arihana hunched her shoulders, and turn around. Any closer, and buttons would be pushed again. Turned around to face him. His nose was touching the end of hers. His fists were clenching at his sides, Dhillon had no idea what to do with them. "All I do is hurt you."Dhillon snatched his hands back, back and around his back. "It wasn't meant to be missis, we was like dynamite. Short and explosive." Feet. Why were his feet not moving, moving back towards Gerty. "Don't love you, Arihana. Never have." You liar, nose as long as telegraph wire. Liar, liar. Pants on fire. Dhillon stepped back, and turned towards Gerty. Kicking a couple of chocks out the way, a panel near to the cockpit was dented. "Go, get lost. Come anywhere near me again, and I swear-" What ever he was about to swear to, Arihana didn't hear it. She'd left. She had no idea why she gone to see him. Maybe it was to make up; maybe it was just to get her end away. He was lying about not-, that much she did know. Arihana took the long way around. The long way around back to her office. Gave her a chance to think. Think of how she was make this time go by. The time between now, and then. Dhillon could only rage. Push. Pull. Pull and push. They were going in circles. She wanted him, didn't want him. He was not here to be jumped on whenever Arihana wanted. It was her who had called time, why had he tried to make amends, this was what you got. What you got for, for, for...it was over. That was it. No more having his buttons pushed, no more asking how high when she asked him to jump. Arihana dumped herself behind her desk. It would take some doing. The plan. But that was for a while; Arihana had time, time to plan how she was going to cope. Cope with the consequences. Arihana had a life to lead. A life that was independent of Dhillon. She would do her best, and live it. Dhillon slammed shut the door to the cockpit, kicking something. He was a free agent, unattached and available. He could do what he like, when he liked. And he would. =/\= Outside Siyana III Residence - Starbase BoB =/\= He never should have done anything for that Captain woman, never, never, never, Frank Palmice repeated over and over, slowly shaking his head to himself. How could he have been so stupid? Did he make a mistake somewhere? It seemed to make so much sense, over the last episode of sorts what they experienced with the negotiations and the murder...Just do this little thing, and get a bump up, some extra pay, all good and nice. And now what? He maneuvered himself into the picture, stuck out when he should have kept his head down. He was breaking the laws by which he lived. She wanted him to actually come down that planet! With an away team! There was a reason why he was glad to be off a starship, and away missions to alien planets was a whopper. God knew there had been too many planets he had visited in his days as a mercenary. Too many damned balls of dust, watery worlds, icy wastelands and even rocky, lifeless chucks of planetoid that was use to someone. And on every last one of them were usually some bloody locals being a nuisance, making a fuss about unwashed the new mercenary neighbors coming to pat them a visit. In the end, and it always did end the same, it came to violence. Of course, in Franks book, *everything* ended in violence, sooner or later; that was the way of the universe. Oh, well, Frank finally shrugged, and came to his senses. He would go down alright, even though he did not have to like it. It was kind of figuring out the odds; most of the team were either physically less capable than him, or more high-up, meaning he'd not only be better fit to make a run for it, when things went south, but he'd also be a less likely target. That was somewhat comforting. Having still to do some work on BoB was comforting too. Together with Tony and Fred Petrolli, he responded to a call of a burglary at one of the richest civilians who for some reason lived on this forsaken place. There had to be a tax scam in there somewhere, Frank pondered. Maybe inspectors of the Federal Internal Revenue Service did not even know of its existence - he couldn't rule out that possibility. Fred Petrolli used a brass knocker on a rather splendid door with laid-in wood. Actually, the whole corridor, just outside these quarters, were extraordinarily clean and bright lit. If anything, Frank did not look forward to days he had to work with the Petrolli brothers. Their conversations alone would drive a man insane. Impatiently listening to their talk about why one liked tomatoes, when they were just a little too ripe, so the juice would just come out of it, when you pushed it, Frank tapped his foot and almost lit up his eyes when the door opened. "Yes?" a tall figure inside asked, keeping the sliding door on the chain, peeking to the three strange men outside his doorstep from between the crack. "Security business, sir," Tony pitched in, showing his credentials, along with his brother and Frank - who was the lowest in rating of the three, so took naturally the lowest spot in the pecking order. "We have a report of a burglary last night?" "Burglary?" the man looked confused now, but shoved the chain aside anyway. "Burglary?" he asked again, disbelieving or lost in thoughts. "You must be mistaken, gentlemen, that was not here. Perchance it was with one of my... wretched neighbors? They are more like the kind of people who are subject to visits of low-lives coming to rob them," the man smirked. "Oh, I do apologize," he said, stepping aside. "Come in, officers. I am Richard Siyana III. Mr. Siyana will do," he chuckled as lightly as a sunbeam on a cloud. "Hahaha," laughed Fred with him, as fake as he could muster, which caused Siyana to glare at him callously. Meanwhile, Frank and Tony pressed past the man, stepping into nothing short of a small palace. Inside, the floor was made up of wood, with white painted or covered furniture scattered about, looking like they popped straight from a mail order catalogue. The wallpapered walls were decorated with pictures, the odd painting, and large bookshelves and display cases. "A very nice place you have here," Tony noted merrily, looking around. Frank glanced at him suspiciously as Siyana instead looked happily to his colleague, not sensing what Frank was sensing. "A very nice place indeed." "You think so?" Siyana said, with the air of superiority people always had. Frank took a good look at the man; a bit too short, fat, a bit too bald, and trying to cover all those aspects that Bah. Frank despised the man. "It's just a little Pied-a-Terre I here." like him a bit too made him. keep "My, is that a real Van Gogh?" Fred asked breathlessly. This comment broke Siyana's contempt of the man, and made him hurry over to where Fred was admiring the painting. As if he knew what a painting was if it bit him in the ass. He just took one look at the massive frame, and spotted value when he saw it. "Oh! The security-man is a connoisseur!" Siyana spoke up cheerfully, clearly happy to be sharing his fondness for art, especially as he kept this one on his wall, where no-one ever but himself and his probably stuck-up friends could see it. This must be like a new admirer coming to his house - of course he was taking the bait like a greedy fish. Frank just felt sorry for the man. "Its the Red Vineyard, of course, 1888," Siyana continued happily. "Did you know this is the only painting Van Gogh actually sold during his lifetime? Extraordinary, no?" "Indeed," Fred agreed, nodding with his mouth pulled down in a smile. He looked to Siyana. "We'll have to take it. Tony! Can you wrap it? Just fold it." "Wh- I- You- Th-," Siyana stuttered suddenly, franticly moving his arms and hands, a panicky look on his face. "You can't take it! Stop it!" Fred was making ready to take the framed painting off the wall. "No! Stop! Why are you taking it?!" "You were robbed, sir," Tony informed Siyana. "We have to make sure nothing was taken unnoticed, and replaced. We take the painting, and have it checked by our science department for authenticity." "And some of these other things," Frank helped now, walking over to an extraordinary display case that caught his attention. In it were a number of weapons on display, with small labels next to it. They were all oldfashioned style projectile weapons. 'Mannlicher-Carcano, 1940, used in J.F. Kennedy assassination', one tag read to the oldest and largest weapons around. Whoever that Kennedy fellow was anyway. "We have to take these too," he said with a grin, looking up. "What- no!" Siyana uttered, still fussing more about his priceless painting. It made Frank wonder if there were people who knew that there was this kind of artwork just hanging here for grabs. "Please don't take my painting!" "Sir, we have to process it carefully, that can take time," Fred explained. "We will look after it properly, though the environmental controls in our safe storage area are not quite up to spec..." "Oh! Please don't take them! Can't I...have the checking done here?" Siyana asked, with a stroke of genius. "Well...," this had Fred wavering. "We have to process this seriously, of course - for your own good, sir." "Of course!" Siyana nodded frantically. "You know, sir, Security is seriously understaffed and underpaid - we should process this as swiftly as possible, and if you want to have it done at home, someone has to come by after hours...No. No, I'm sorry, we just can't do that." "Oh, but you must!" Siyana said, "Not the picture. I will...reimburse the officer coming to check the painting. For sacrificing his free time to do me this favor," he added, licking his lips. "Would 200 credits do?" "Sir! Are you bribing us?" Tony spoke up, startled. "Some of our colleagues have real businesses next to their normal job, running a private investigation office, or alike. There are Starfleet regulations to be observed here, union wages, insurances, emergency call-" "2000?" Siyana tried, desperately. "Should we- Ah, alright, sir," Fred smiled, ceasing attempts to remove the painting. Siyana laughed nervously, relieved. "How about you give me the money, and I will see if we can even speed up the process to the point that no-one has to come here? Maybe the detective can just rubberstamp this, and make it go away, as, like you say, nothing happened here?" "Oh, excellent, excellent!" Siyana said, smiling his small teeth, crawling like the turd he was. "We still have to take the pieces of weaponry, sir," Frank said, relentlessly, his eyes fixed on a 23rd century Colt 11mm Kinetic, identified as the 'last projectile weapon made by Colt'. Its robust design, lightweight frame and plain masculinity stood in contrast to the usually relative flimsy looking phasers. "Is that really necessary?" Siyana asked, without much afterthought. Frank figured the man was happy enough he still had his picture. "Oh yes," Frank smiled, lifting the top off the case and collecting the weapons in a bag. "You have munition with- ah," he spotted it and grabbed a stack of boxes, putting them away too. He only took a few smaller guns, leaving the older larger ones. "Uh...please be careful with that," noted Siyana, at the bag where they were all grouped in together now. "Those are invaluable, you know." His eyes shot worriedly to Frank, holding the bag. Shaking the bag a little, its contents rattled rather jolly. "We'll take good care of them," Fred responded, from behind their victim, counting the slips of latinum he received in a pouch. "Goodbye, mister Siyana." The three security men filed out of the living quarters, the others bidding their goodbyes too. Inside, they left a mesmerized man, who started to wonder what just happened. At their back, the exclusive door closed shut, separating them from him. "Here, your share," he said, passing on some of the cash to Tony, who in turn handed a much lighter sum to Frank. Looking around to see no-one was here, Frank took the money and pocketed it. The IFC still had to come through with what he won at the tournament, something with problems with more privileges attached to having won, whatever that was supposed to mean. Maybe he made just 200 here, but that was good enough for now. He smiled at his bag. Most would return to the owner quite soon, minus a little misplaced and subsequently lost weapon, along with the sincere apologies of the Security department, of course. "What are the bookies running on chances are away-team members will die down there?" Fred asked interested, as they walked off to the nearest turbolift. "Last time I checked that was 2 to 1," Tony smiled. "I hear on personal betting level, best survival chances marked on that Marine guy Vaughan, 4 to 1. I don't think they know you that well, Frank. I got myself some doe on that Parvis guy buying it," he chuckled. "He's the front runner, at odds of only 1.5 to 1, in category serious maiming or death. Almost a sure hit, I reckon?" The others nodded in agreement. Better him than me, Frank thought. =/\= Vaughan's Office - Deck 124 - Starbase BoB =/\= Cade glanced up at the knock on the edge of his door. Through the opening, he could see Frost and her proteges lined up. He lifted a hand and beckoned them to come in. Angel had lined up her three infiltration trainees neatly, and was giving them a final glance-over. She wasn't pleased at being left out of the initial mission orders- her face was showing a definite sulky pout - but as with most things that displeased her she affected a martyrs air. As she saw Vaughan beckong them in she just uttered, "move," and they filed in to stand at attention in front of his desk. Tennant, Ecclestone, Pertwee. The three stooges she nicknamed them, though they were all showing promise. Davey Tennant was small and wiry with a cheeky wide-boy air about him. But she had seen the chirpy joker of the pack change quicker! than it took to click her fingers from laughter and glib remarks to serious, deadly warrior. Chris Ecclestone was tall and solidly build with close cut black hair. Despite his size he was fast on his feet, and his face had a pugilistic charm, enhanced by a large, oft-broken nose. He, too, could be a smartmouth, but had a sharp mind and could pull random ideas out of nowhere - ideas that usually worked. Jonno Pertwee was the quiet one. 'Gentleman Jon' or just 'The Gent' was his nickname, probably coined by the shock of prematurely white hair that fuzzed his scalp. He was surprisingly well spoken, and had a reserved attitude of mild amusement about him. "Reporting as ordered, sir," she announced. "Stand at ease." Cade leaned back in his chair and laced his fingers behind his head. "Okay, you all want to know why I left you off of the ! Away Team planning and contingency listing, right?" He didn't wait for an answer. "Simple reason is that I want this to be a training situation for you." "Training, sir?" Angel's brain clicked into place. Training..."as in, training fully, with all the trimmings?" A smirk appeared, "In other words, whilst it would be inproper to sanction undercover infiltration missions at this early stage of negotiations, if it's just a training mission then it's more the purview of the Marine CO than station command. And if our training session is played for real - down there - then who knows what we might discover?" He knew at that point that putting Frost in charge of the infiltration team had been the right call...for all of her arrogance, she was smart and intuitive. The patience that would make her a superb operator would come in time. "Yes, a real time exercise. You will all have cover documents, play! those roles to the best of your ability, and report back the intelligence that you've gathered on your specific targets." Cade slid open a drawer and took out a large packet of padds, ID cards, library memberships, shuttle licenses, and various other documents that would support the legend that they were about to assume. There was a little grins appearing on or not, they would privately imagined sparkle faces be down getting of interest in four pairs of eyes and sly even Angel's. This was the real-deal. Training there, doing the job - and every one of them valuable information that no-one else could. Angel's thoughts were more tempered by logistical caution, but even she lost a little of her customary sang-froid as she looked in anticipation at vaughan. He grinned at the enthusiasm apparent on their faces. He'd had the same look on his the first time that he'd developed a false identity. It was a th! rill tinged with fear of the unknown and the absolute belief that you were going to be the best undercover agent the galaxy had ever seen. "Okay, Frost. Yours is last. I've got something special for you, but as team leader, you get to pick who goes first." "Alphabetical order, sir. Ecclestone, Pertwee, Tennant and then myelf." "Fine. Lance Corporal Ecclestone, you are now Cameron Mitchell, long in the employ of DeBeers Global, LLC as a courier." Cade slid his hands through the packets and pushed one toward him. "Short version is that you are paid to personally oversee the transport of the more valuable gemstones and precious metals that DeBeers uses to grace the fingers and necks of the lovely ladies of Earth. Your target is economic. Determine what their currency base is, how their banking system works, chief exports and imports, etc. Questions?" ! ; "Loveley ladies, eh, sir? Got no questions there." Ecclestone's mouth quirked into a grin. "Yessir, I can do that. I'll have 'em eating out of my hands. Merchants and jewellers, that is, of course," he gave a lift of his eyebrows and picked up the legend. "Good. Next up is Lance Corporal Pertwee." Cade tapped his fingers on another packet. "Jonno, you're going to need a little bit of make-up and a visit to wardrobe. You are, as of this moment, Jonathon O'Neill the Fourth, of the Boston O'Neill's, of course. A retired investment banker who was better at banter than banking. Your target is cultural. Infiltrate the upper levels of Felim society if you can. Glean information on any caste or class distinctions, poverty level, art, music, and in general how the idle rich pass their time. Questions?" Pertwee nodded thoughtfully, "No sir, not right now. I do hav! e a cousin, works somewhere in the City," he meant London but didn't say. As far as Jonno was concerned, there was only one 'City' in the galaxy and he saw no need to explain further. "I can probably recall a few tips and tricks, a bit of the language," his voice had become more of a cultured drawl even as he spoke. "I shall rather enjoy mingling with the hoi polloi," his cornflower blue eyes twinkled. "Thank you, sir." "Now then. Oh, congratulations on your promotion to Lance Corporal, Tennant. Can't have a PFC gallivanting around the countryside as Daniel Jackson, a junior Interpol detective on assignment to BoB to pick up a fugitive. Mr. Gamble has graciously agreed to back your legend in this regard. Your mission is to evaluate their legal system and law enforcement practices. A rather broad topic, but let's see what you can do with it. Questions?" "WooHoo," the irepresssi! ble Tennant scooped up his papers. "Nice one, sir. I can pull that off. I've had a bit of experience in that department myself. Wrong side of the fence o'course, but all the same. Hell yeah," he tipped an imaginary felt hat, then coughed and straightened. "Nossir, no questions at this moment." "Okay, let's see, last but certainly not least..." He fanned through the documents and came up with a handful with a large grin on his face. "Congratulations, Corporal, you are now a commodities scout in the employ of Arzak Imports and Exports of Orion Prime. Officially, your job is to find new goods to import for your company. Unofficially, your job is to expand the Arzak Cartel's black market reach. You will be gathering intelligence on their economy, both legal and illegal, and if you can find any government officials ammenable to bribery, then so much the better." "Orions, sir? Aren't we illegal around here? Though, *they* won't know that, of course," she nodded, her brain racing. "Do I need to look Orion? I can book in for skin colouration, if the medical facilities here are up to it, and as far as I recall there should be no need of facial reconstruction." "No, you don't need to look Orion, Frost. Arzak I & E is a legitimate company that actually does business in the Federation, but is a known cover for the pirate cartel. No one's been able to prove it, though. And they have numerous human employees, so Ms. Samantha Carter is not unusual in that respect." Cade sat back in his chair again. "Now. This is all dependent on the Away Mission. If the Felim turn out to be wolves in sheep's clothing, then there will be no civilians going to the surface and you will return to your status as Marine Infantry to fight the good fight." "Asuming that the Away Team mission comes back positive, the whole station will be trying to get lifts down to the surface. Request permission to book transport as a priority?" Angel was mentally ticking off preparations. "No need." Cade pointed to the padd's. "You a! ll have priority booking already based upon your status and/or bribes that your alter egos may have placed." "Aye sir. And..." she looked at her three team members, "Also, request permission to book these boobies in for follical enhancements. Their hair screams 'marine' - even if the Felim don't know what a marine is, they'll sniff military about them. It shouldn't take more than twenty-four hours to grow an inch and then it can be re-styled to look civilian." Cade grinned again. "See Corporal Kresha for that. I believe he lifted the equipment you're requesting during his last rota in the Infirmary." "Thank you, sir. And, request light duties for next twenty-four hours to give us time to study the legends," she nodded to the false documentation, "And test each other until we *are* those identities." "Permission granted. In fact, I will advise! Master Guns Canowicakte to remove you completely from any scheduling." Cade thought for a moment. "And just in case the Felim try to do to us what you are trying to do to them, I'm going to scrub your records from the marine database, any images at least, and starting tomorrow morning, I suggest you all find civilian quarters commensurate with your covers." "I'll handle that," Angel was on a roll and anxious to impress. Cade pointed a finger that took in the loads that they were holding in their hands. "There are FedBank account cards in there. They are real and attached to real accounts. The money is also real and there will be strict accountability of it, which means, you keep the expeditures to a reasonable. I will be reviewing the actions on the cards every day, and if I find something that is out of the ordinary, then I will give you a chance to explain. If I find a 20! 00 credit purchase at the Felim House of Pleasure and Leather Emporium, then I will not only yank you off the planet, but you will find yourself on the receiving end of an Article 32 hearing and a Dishonourable Discharge. Have I made myself clear on that account?" There was an audible 'click' as four backbones snapped even more ramrodstraight than before. "Sir yes sir," came the conditioned response to the tone of authority. A few eyes flickered, maybe it wasn't going to be quite the jolly holiday after all. "Good. Now that I've put the fear of me into you, let's go with the fear of God. We do not know what the Felim are like or how they will react if you are discovered. In a real life mission, you would be disavowed." Cade let that sink in for a moment. "However, here, I will do my damndest to secure your release and to cover your actions. If they have a law that says to shoot sp! ies on sight, though..." There was no need to say that it would impossible for a rescue in that situation. They all looked rather grim, but then relxed again slightly. "Understood, sir," Frost was still spokesman. "But I don't think they'd want to make such a bad impression right off," she tried for levity. "Besides, we won't get caught," she looked at the team. "Not on my watch." Turning back to Vaughan she asked, "Procedures, sir? Reporting frequency? Control?" "Consider this a deep-cover, short-duration assignment. You will not have Control Officers that you report back to on a regular basis. Whenever it is appropriate, as in whenever your civilian permit is up, you return to the station and discretely report in. If possible, make several trips back and forth, vary the length of stay on the planet, do whatever the other civvies are doing while still accomplishing your intelligence gathering.! Here endeth the lecture. Any more questions?" "No, sir," Angel answered for them. "We'll get sorted, get started, get learned and get practising. Any questions that arise I shall collate and bring to you promptly." She tapped the packaet against her hand. "And we'll be on the first shuttles down, if it all pans out. I'll go first, with Jonno. Ecclestone and Tennant can take later flights. We'll all be separate individuals and maybe meet up in persona down there. Ideally get some of *them* to introduce us to each other where our fields cross, if neccessary." Cade nodded his head in agreement, letting the crew think through what they were going to have to do. "Actually, there was one question, sir," it was almost an afterthought but she added it anyway. "Does the captain know about this? Captain Mulder, I mean?" she detested even saying that woman's name. "In case there are any questions, is all?" "The notifications that may or may not have been made do not concern you, Frost." Cade's face, and tone, were unemotional and stern. "All you need to know is that you've received your marching orders from me and your chain of command goes directly to me and nowhere else. Am I clear?" "Understood, sir. No further questions." "Good. Dismissed, troopers. Go kick some ass." Cade watched as the filed out and grinned evilly. Mulder was going to have a hissy-fit when she found out. If she found out. "Ten Things I Hate About You" =/\= Evening - Mulder's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Mulder's office was in semi-darkness, with just the desk light on to read by. But this evening the light was stronger than normal, with the reflective oceanic lights of the Faylinn homeworld below to bring an extra soft sheen into the room. Her work was finished, for the moment, and the arrival at her door was no surprise. For several hours now, she had half anticipated it. "I was wondering when you'd show up," Mulder sat impassively behind her desk. "I expected this." "Really," Cade asked with a surliness in his voice. "Yes. Little things," she swung the chair around and stood up, "I know you too well by now. You're here to have an argument, aren't you?" "An argument implies two sides to an issued, Captain. I only see my side," he said belligerently. "And one-sided means ass-reaming, not argument." "I hope you're prepared, then, because I've got a whole shed-load of things to say to *you* too." "ME!?!?!?" Cade's face was nearly purple. "What in holy hells do you possibly have to unload on me?" She looked at him, feeling the anger start to re-ignite inside her. "Well, here's the first thing. You want to yell at me? You can't. You don't have that right. Only my XO has a right to disagree strongly to the point of yelling, and you're not that. So..." she snatched up something she'd had ready on her desk. "See this? It's an Acting Major's rank badge." She held up the gold slash of metal with a cutaway oak leaf up to the dim light. "I'm going to stick it on you and appoint you my XO for the duration. And then, when our argument is over and we've stopped yelling, I'm going to fire you from the job, and you'll throw the rank insignia back at me, and everything will be as it was before. Except I won't have to slam you for insubordination. Right?" He looked at it and couldn't resist saying, "Only an Acting Major? Been there, done that. I would think that an XO would be an Acting Lieutenant Colonel at least." "Screw that, it's all I could find and I can't be assed to get a new one," she snapped at him, half throwing, half shoving the self-magnetic insignia onto his collar. Glaring at him, she began, "Right. By-the-powers-and-authority-vested-inme-as-CO-of-this-base-I-now-appoint-you-Ex\ ecutive-Officer-at-the-rankof-acting-major" she rattled off in one breath, stood back and folded her arms. "Right. Protocol satisfied. Now what's on the agenda, Number *one*?" she snapped, sarcastically. "Okay, so an argument it's going to be," he snarled. "Rank before insight, so go ahead, Captain." "Right," she launched in, "What in the HELL did you think you were doing bloody STALKING me to that restaurant last night? How DARE you treat me as if I were a child!" "WHAT!?!?!?!?" The look on his face conveyed one emotion and that one very clearly...his intense desire to wrap his hands around her throat in nowhere near a manner that could be considered intimate. "You heard! followed me were bloody practically I don't for one minute think that was an accident. You there, and you arranged for all those little incidents - you eavesdropping and I expect you had the place bugged. That's criminal." He practically laughed in her face. "That's preposterous! There's no way anyone could bug Universal Exports without Dominic serving them up as the next sausage platter." "Are you going to deny it? I can prove it, probably. So much for trust. So much for freedom. What the hell were you THINKING?" "What was *I* thinking? What about you? Did you actually think that I'd let you fall on our collective swords?" He snorted, "Because if you did, you obviously don't know me half as well as you think!" "So YOU decided that *I* would have to play things YOUR way, did you? I am NOT some bloody puppet in the great Vaughan Stage Show. I am NOT some starlet in the great Vaughan Movie Company. I do NOT get told what to you by YOU!" "Isn't that the point? Nobody tells the Great Mulder what to do! She just does what she bloody well pleases, whenever she bloody well pleases..." "What's this bug up your ass? Why are you so pissy? Hurt your feelings because I don't tell you every last damn thing I decide to do with my life, is it? Well, I don't answer to YOU, Vaughan, in case you hadn't noticed." "Oh, is that a fact? Maybe it's because you destroyed every reason that I had to trust you, Captain," he just as angrily declared. "Or maybe it just slipped your mind to let me know that you were planning on confessing to crimes that you didn't commit." "That's MY business, not yours, and MY private decision. I didn't tell *anybody*...well, I didn't tell you because I *knew* you'd go off on one." Flames nearly shot from his nostrils. "But you could tell Palmice? The Technician from Security gets to know the Omnipotent Mulder's plans, but the Marine Detachment Commander, well, he's just shit outta luck, ain't he? He can find out third hand when it's almost too late..." She advanced on him a few steps. "Where do you get off on trying to take MY decisions for me? If *I* want to do something professionally for *your* benefit, then that's MY call. Stop sounding so bloody petulant. It doesn't suit you." "I'm not being petulant," he hissed through clenched teeth. "I'm trying to talk some sense through that thick fekking skull of yours." "You are, too. Wah-wah-wah...mean Miss Mulder won't tell me her plans," she spat at him, scorn dripping from every note. "Know what, Vaughan? You are just SO damn arrogant." "Arrogant? Me? That's the bloody pot calling the bloody kettle black to be sure." "Yes, Arrogant. Want me to spell it out for you? You like to know everything about everybody and when you don't, it's like a personal insult, isn't it?" "No, it's not, you self-righteous pain in my ass!" He moved around the desk about halfway. "I'm not the one in the room that feels the need to play the fekking martyr so that everyone will feel sorry for her." "Martyr? *Me*? Where the sodding hell did you get THAT notion from, you jackass? What the bloody hell do you mean?" she yelled. "Oh, poor Mulder. She took the fall for that bastard Vaughan. Oh, poor Mulder. She got stuck with running BoB instead of a Border Patrol ship." The corners of his mouth twitched evilly. "Oh, poor Mulder. Starfleet found out she was sleeping with her XO and yanked him off the station..." His hand came up to block the slap aimed at his face. "BASTARD!" It was as well he'd blocked the slap as she'd aimed with more force than she knew she had. "Don't you *dare* speak about Doctor Jerillion in those terms. That was a cheap shot, you scumbag. You have NO idea what it's like..." "If you want to be so alone and play the loneliness of command game, then I won't stop you, but I am going to speak up when you make decisions that affect my life without so much as an, 'oh, by the way.'" He took another step toward her. "You need to let someone else in, Captain. And I don't care who it is. Cadwallader, Naismith, Duqaq. Someone that is outside of this chain of command that you can talk to and someone that can knock some sense into that bony protuberance that you call a head." She took a step forward too. There was no way he was going to steamroller her on this. "Sense? You call what I'm doing senseless? You just don't get it, do you?" "What I get is that you are trying to protect me at the cost of your own career, and possibly your freedom, when I. Don't. Want. Your. Protection." He jaw took on a bullish cant that would have made Winston Churchill proud. "Do you get that?" Then something that was niggling at the back of her mind surfaced, apropos of nothing. "And while I think of it, just how the hell did you know about my plans anyway? Oh, don't tell me. There's only ONE person I told absolutely everything to. I guess you Welsh just stick together, don't you? Hardly surprising. Five million people, just five surnames." "Resorting to insulting my heritage now? At least I don't come from a planet where the inhabitants look like rejects from a goth rave." The muscles along his jaw were starting to get sore from being clenched so hard. "You don't want to go there unless you're looking for a bigger fight than you already have." "And don't *you* insult *my* heritage, either. What I want to know is, how the hell did you know I was dining *there*? Because that was a setup, right enough, and you can deny it all you like, but some sad cow or slimy sod tipped you off. I didn't tell ANYONE *where* I was dining. You asshole. You real grade-A asshole. You bloody set me up," she shook her head in furious disbelief. "Yes, I did. And yes, I am. And I would do it again in a heartbeat." Clenching her fists to stop herself poking him in the eye she demanded, "And just what the HELL would you have me do, eh? I. Gave. Orders. for the interrogation to happen. So, you think I'm just going to wash my hands of it all, act the little innocent girly and let the rufty tufty boys take all the blame? Do you?" "No, I don't!" He threw up his hands in exasperation and turned away from her for a minute. "CHRIST YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!" "Stop for just one Goddamn *minute* and put yourself in my place," she yelled after him. "Imagine how YOU would feel if you'd given orders to your men to do something that crossed the line, and then you let them take the fall for it. Could you live with yourself? Could you ever look anyone decent in the eye again?" She was still furious, but willing him to understand. "And if you know *anything* about me, Vaughan, *anything* at all - can you imagine me being able to live with myself after doing something like that?" "THAT'S JUST IT YOU BLOODY FOOL!" He whirled back around on her. "You didn't order Palmice or me to cross the line. And you sure as hell didn't order me to drive a pin through a suspect's hand and break his fingers to make him start talking, so don't even think about pretending that you did." He advanced another step. "All you did was tell us to get the answers. How we went about it was our business. Were you vague? Was there tacit approval for the methods I was going to employ. Yes. And you will have to answer for doing that, but you will not answer for what I did as well." "Mine was the *worse* crime, you numbskull ignoramus, and all I wanted to do was take the blame for something I could have *stopped* - no-one else could have prevented it, so the blame lies with *me* - can't you SEE that?" "Yours probably *is* the worse crime since you were in command, but I will be damned if you..." He stopped, hands resting on hips and head bowed slightly. "You know what. You know me just as well as I know you, I think. You should have come to me." "Maybe I should have. But I didn't. It works both ways," she said with deadly calm. "When you discovered my plans, did you come to me? No. You went behind my back in similar fashion. I *thought* we understood each other, Vaughan. It seems I was wrong." "All your talk of trust and respect. All for nought. You destroyed that bridge of trust that we'd built when you went behind my back with this plan of yours." He brought his head back up to look her in the eye. "And, Captain, I would prefer it if you referred to me as Marine Captain or Captain in the future." His feelings on the matter were laid bare. There was a quiet intake of breath in the still room and she froze, unable to believe his words at first. "I see," she managed to say, turning abruptly away from him, but not before he must have seen the pain that flooded her eyes. Fixing her gaze resolutely on the planet below, she fought to regain control, even though she felt almost physically sick at the way the bond between them had disintegrated. *It wasn't enough for me to level the playing field between us to argue freely, was it? You had to win the argument as well, didn't you? Then you shall have your satisfaction. It's not as if I have any choice in the matter now you have made the verbal denunciation.* Cold as ice, searing as acid rain, her next words sliced through the tense atmosphere. "You have conveyed your complete contempt in such a way that only a Jaz'Aarian could truly appreciate the depth of your scorn." *And only a Jaz'Aarian could be as truly wounded by your words.* "You appear to know me, and the ways of my people, exceedingly well," she turned back to face him, "And I shall fully comply with your request." Cade stared at her for a moment, dumbstruck, although it didn't show on his face. Truth be told, he knew very little of her and even less of her people. "As you have unequivocally stated your wish to reject the Second Name privilege then I am honour bound to respect that," she said, still numb with hurt. "According to our most deeply held traditions, what is rejected can never be regained or reinstated. Second Names may never again be uttered between us without rank prefix. I am forbidden from ever making the offer again in this lifetime, and will accept that you no longer find me worthy as a brother-in-arms. So be it." It took every effort of pride and dignity she possessed to kept her voice level. He knew what it had meant in terms of trust and respect when she first initiated it, back in the insanity of the inspection and murder hunt. And now, he'd knowingly thrown it back in her face, dismissing any chance of equal comradeship for all eternity. As a Jaz'Aarian her heart wept. As the woman she now was, her heart iced over. That was what you got for trying to treat a human as a Jaz'Aarian. Her people had the right idea after all - avoid outsiders, they would take everything you held dear and treat it as a disposable novelty. "Please have a seat, Marine Captain. There are a few things I wish to run by you," emotions shut down, her face was blank and impassive, her voice cool and remote. *So that's the way it's going to be? Fine.* "I prefer to stand, Captain." He planted his feet at shoulder's width and folded his hands behind back at the waist. She turned the commconsole screen around so he could see it. Neatly and precisely summarised were a list of the main points of procedure about the investigation that MacCaffery had discussed with her the night before. "After speaking with the JAG officer, and realising that I actually had far more input and influence in this investigation that I'd realised, it was obvious to me that I didn't have such a good plan after all. Not that I'd ever thought it was a *good* plan, per se. But it was the best I could do." "Hmm," was the only response that emanated from the marine officer's impassive face. Thoughts, though, were streaking through his brain in the neighbourhood of a supercomputer that alternated between being pissed at her for being such a protocol whore and so mistrustful to downright irate at himself for spouting off without considering the consequences. Probably neither one of them bothered to notice that they seemed to bring out the irrational behavior in each other. "It's ironic, really, for one who prides herself on her knowledge of military history, that I made the most basic of tactical errors." Her voice was still bleak and remote, almost as if she were talking to herself. "I drew up a battle plan without waiting for full Intel first. Had I been wiser - or been lucky enough to have had a wise advisor - I would have done a proper recon, like last night, and then conferred with my generals in light of the information. Therefore in reality I can find no fault with your losing trust in me." *I made a near-fatal tactical error and I'm not afraid to admit it. It doesn't matter any more, anyway. What is gone, is gone.* she silently added. *Only a fool thinks he is wise. The wise know they are foolish.* For a change, Cade kept the thought to himself lest she interpret as an accusation rather than a compliment. "But you have the intelligence now and it's not too late?" "I don't intend to lose *this* battle," she tapped the screen. "I believe there is now a better chance that I first thought for us all to survive, with no tricks and no subterfuge." "Really?" This time, Cade could not hide his disbelief. He had been planning on reduction in rank and loss of pay and benefits as a best case scenario. Which fact made him wince even harder at what he may have just thrown away with his CO. "We will make our statements, and you will own to everything you did and I will own to my own culpability, no more and no less. Specialist Palmice I will still protect as I have promised him. I will not renege on that. But still, it will be a lesser crime. Then, when I am asked for my own adjudication, I shall bring to bear all the documents I have been assembling this evening from the Djelhi-Beybiis. "Documents? You mean the wormhole treaty?" The contempt could not be hidden from his voice; not for her, but for the ones that would value the economics of the wormhole over all else, which got his mind racing on a different tack. "Yes. The wormhole treaty. The peace treaty. Their written commendations on the way we handled the situation. Their willingness to be considered for Federation membership thanks to our examples. Also, I have a small holovid they brought with them for their own use, which they showed me and I requested from them earlier." "That's all well and good, Captain, but what about our current situation?" He gestured with his chin toward her window overlooking Faylinn. "The planet isn't going anywhere immediately. Besides, I'm good at multitasking when I have to be. The holovid showed the tragic effects of warfare, the orphans, the loss of life and limb, the cruel toll in devastation - they said they wanted to watch it every morning to remind themselves of what they were trying to achieve. I shall also present the latest reports from their homeworlds. The guns are silent now, and although the atmosphere is wary, it is clear there is a new hope. We helped achieve that, and if that doesn't count as mitigating circumstances, then I don't know what will." She took a deep breath, even though she had only spoken slowly and quietly. The 'Hmmm' this time conveyed much more, especially Cade's belief that mitigating or no, he had crossed a line that shouldn't have even been flirted with even though, in his mind, there had been no other way at the time. "Finally, I shall point out that whatever we alive and healthy enough to tell their tale. and circumstances greater than ours demanded necessary. I shall also point out that there high in the echelons of Starfleet itself who did, the suspects were left We acted out of desperation, that we use all means is the mysterious Commodore instigated this." "The Commodore," he murmurred. The rank itself had taken on a mythos of evil for Cade and, by default, his entire detachment once they decided that the Enforcer wasn't at fault for their CO's predicament. "Yes. Therein lies the real villain, the real traitor to Starfleet. With honesty, mitigation and circumstance, I believe we will get the fairest result possible. Captain MacCaffery seems to be a reasonable man. Now I understand the situation more, I am willing to take my own chances." There was still no change in the remote, professional tone she used. It was as if there was an invisible, unscaleable wall between them. "There is only one thing that you might still want to consider, Captain." Cade's vision was focused on a spot just above her head on the far wall. "My understanding of miltary law is not perfect, but I don't think you can judge yourself." "Oh?" "Meaning, ma'am, that if there are charges concerning you, then you can not be the Convening Authority." He thought for a moment. "In truth, I would have thought that Captain Cadwallader would be the Charlie-Alpha since she was one that first reported the allegations." "Possibly," she indicated a few notes on the screen. "If Specialist Palmice goes ahead with his accusation, which I will not deny as I told him to do it, then accrding the captain MacCaffery then the complaint against me goes to Gamma Command to deal with. But, as you say there might be a case to ask Captain Cadwallader to act instead. Knowing how she feels about this matter and the Enforcer's unwitting involvement, I am sure the result would be as positive as posible. And even if it went all the way to Gamma Command, they were the ones that tasked us with the secrecy and the mission, so in effect we were working with one hand tied behind our backs. They will have a responsibility there also. So I should have allies." He shrugged. "Either way, Captain, seems we now have slightly better odds of keeping our pensions." *Not that either of us really need them.* "I believe so." She then switched tack, unwilling to spend any longer than neccessary on the hateful isue that had torn them apart. "So, is everything in hand for the Away Team tomorrow? You have your two people chosen?" "Yes, ma'am, I have. Corporals Finn and Kresha are my choices for the Away Team." To head off the next question, he said, "Finn may not look the part of a traditional marine, but the boy's brain is light years beyond mine and I want his technical skills, especially with commo equipment nearby. And Kresha, besides being a medic, at last count, could fight a winning match in eleven different martial arts styles and he's got a knack for languages." Cade smiled for the first time since coming into the office. "And they both know when to keep their mouths shut and when to pull the trigger until the power pack dies." "I remember them both," she said, in brief acknowledgment of her time as temporary marine CO. "And you have back-up teams for the shuttles?" "Yes, ma'am. I'll have Master Gunnery Sergeant Canowicakte pick a team as the Ready Reserve and I'll have Sergeant Bastian prep his team in case we need covering fire during an evacuation." "As well as yourself and the two visible marines I shall also have Specialist Palmice from security. If rumour be true he is no slouch in the fighting department either. I believe we shall be well covered. Though, it will probably not be neccessary. I have a hunch that tomorow's visit will go smoothly." "He's a scrappy one to be sure, Captain." Cade was thinking of the recent IFC bouts that had netted him a tidy profit. "As for tomorrow, I prefer to think of the worst case scenario for the simple fact that this station has been getting the sharp end of the stick ever since I came aboard." The sentance made him sound like a bad-luck charm, but then again, maybe he was. "I'm not so sure. By the laws of statistics so far, *something* has to go right for a change," a note of bitter resignation crept into her voice. "Maybe," he said doubtfully. "By the way, I think I shall wait until tomorrow before I fire you," she said with cool casualness. "It would be better to be able to present an XO, for unity's sake. They will be expecting it. I would rather they understood from the word go that the heavily armed man they see is not just hired muscle, but an officer with the right to start shooting on his own recognisance. I might even give them the Duality of Command speech, just to keep them on edge. It worked well with the Djelhi-Beybiis." "If the truth doesn't work, dazzle them with bullshit? I've been an Acting Major before, so I think I can fill the role for you adequately, ma'am." He sighed slightly. "I'm going to tell my personnel to be ready for trouble." "I believe it is customary to regard them as hostile until they prove different." "Good." He was about to add something about them being on the same page, but it was apparent to him now that that would probably not be the case ever again. She wondered, briefly, how this conversation wuld have gone had the past ten minutes not have happened. Ten months worth of built-up trust destroyed in just ten minutes. *I guess I'll have to find my own way to Elysium now. Or maybe I won't bother. The exchange rate isn't so good and I doubt the weather is all it's cracked up to be.* Her thoughts were kept buried deep inside and she simply said, "Is there anything else we need to consider regarding tomorrow?" "I assume you're planning on keeping the pilots with the shuttles so we can make an expeditious exit if needed?" Mulder considered that point, "I had planned to take Lieutenant de l'Isle along with the Away team, as it happens." She'd thought that with his personal...experience...of less salubrious matters he might be a useful pair of eyes for anything of that nature, but wasn't about to tell vaughan that. "I'll ask him to take a second pilot for his shuttle." She quickly made the comm call to Felix, keeping it short and sweet, simply requesting a co-pilot for his own shuttle so he could attend with the AT. "Done," she gave a curt nod. "What about the Enforcer, Captain? Any chance they could fly top cover for us while we're down there?" He quickly added, "Discretely, of course. This station's defenses, while mostly formidable..." Don't even get him started on the topic of the condom-shield..."...I would feel better being able to add a starship's quantum torpedoes to our list of back-up" "As would I. Fortunately, I have heard from Ops that there are apparebtly no orbital defencesa hidden anywhere to trap the unwary, and have requested that the Enforcer act as our sky-guards. I've also heard from the Pendragon earlier, requesting stopover. They're three weeks ahead of schedule there, but I suspect the lure of a planet might have something to do with that..." any other time she'd have made a joke about BoB suddenly becoming the most popular stopover for light years around, but there would be no more jokes between them, not now. "That's everything from my end. Anything else you can think of?" "No, ma'am," he said with a sense of finality. "In that case, I have nothing more for you." *Ain't that just the truth* she thought angrily, but kept her face expressionless as she said, "In that case, I shall see you tomorrow for the Away Mission. Thank you...Major. Dismissed." After he had departed with no more than an 'aye aye captain' she sighed and allowed herseld to lean forward, rubbing her face through her hands with her elbows on the desk, smoothing back her hair, as if by holding onto her head she could stop it from feeling like it was going to explode. It was several more hours before she left the office to return to her quarters. =/\= Infirmary - Starbase BoB =/\= StupidStupidstupidSTUPIDStupidSTUpid... Shinandra could not think the word enough times to cover precisely what she was feeling as she slunk in to the Infirmary the next morning. She was torn on a terrible line between needing to talk to someone about it and not wanting to talk to *anyone* about *anything*. Nandra had not been hung over come the morning, but she might as well have been for how lousy she felt. "Stupid, stupid, stupid," she said out loud to herself, very quietly of course. Now, the woman had never been very good at this whole interpersonal interaction thing, but she was *pretty* sure that sleeping with someone was *not* a good way to tell them to back off. Making it in to her office without any one noticing her, she tossed herself in to her chair and slouched back against it as she turned on her console and checked for any messages. Inwardly, she was continuing on the same track as they loaded. She didn't blame Avery, at least not any more than herself, and he had seemed sorry afterwards...but still! This was not helping. She was now twice as conflicted: her own actions didn't do much to say 'back off' - did that mean she didn't really want him to back off or just that the lonliness had finally gotten to her? "Bleck," she said, leaning forward and clicking off several messages as acknowledged - they were typically reminders and what not, at least those ones that managed to remember to remind and get put through. Some were from Sandra and others were automated - again, at fate's whim entirely as to if they arrived. Lonely...yeah, she was feeling that one even more now than before. She needed someone to talk to...yet there was no one. Cade...she'd probably die of several versions of embarressment to broach it with him...There was Lynn, who she'd talked to and was on terms enough with to be nice and all, but just not enough there for *this* kind of chat...Captain Mulder was nice, but that said it right there. She hardly knew the woman that much and she *was* her Captain! And the Counseling department...well, they just scared her. She'd be in a much worse off state upon exiting than entering. Tapping open the next message, she saw that she had a few actual appointments on rotation. Some physicals and people feeling under the weather, although that was sometimes a simple state of being around here. She was sure there was a Hypochondriacs Union somewhere on this station, although she had yet to find them despite numerous efforts to do so. Preoccupied, she didn't even hear Sandra knock on the door frame. "Doctor?" she asked. Shinandra jumped and flushed, although luckily it wasn't too quickly noticable with her darker skin. "Yes?" she asked, being as calm and collected as she could possibly muster. A few minutes of conversation ascertained that Nandra's first appointment was here and fifteen minutes early. "Tell him to wait, I'm...doing something," she waved a hand. (The temptation to have Sandra check for a Union badge was over-whelming.) Work...There was work to be done and that would provide a good distraction. Rubbing her eyes as if to clear them, she pushed herself to her feet and got to work. =/\= Outside Zim's Quarters - USS Caledonia =/\= "Thanks Derlith. That chair should do me just fine." said Zim as he took a squeaky swivel chair from the big Andorian. As Derlith left Zim smiled to himself and began typing in his security code. It hadn't been a bad scavenging trip. Derlith had filled him in on the gossip and Zim had managed to get a chair just the right size for him. Most of the normal ones has a tendency to dwarf him a little. With a beep the doors rattled open and one or two of the lights inside flickered on, and off and then finally back on again. As Zim stepped inside he was struck by how shoddy it all was, and how it all felt oddly like home. He had a quick look around. Luckily his quarters hadn't fallen victim to scavenging. The quarters and the items inside had instead fallen victim to time and Jinti's flying. Here and there various chairs and and items had fallen over. One of the legs on his desk had given way, sending the rickety model of the Caledonia flying into a bulkhead. One or two of the stored bottles of hooch had smashed and soaked some of the carpet. Zim wasn't worried though, the contents of them had probably steralised the area. Zim pushed the swivel chair to one side and through his travel bag down on the bed. It only had a few clothes in and travel accessories. Everything else he owned in the universe (except a couple of credits in shares) was in this room. He didn't know whether to be depressed by that or happy that he was back with all his belongings. Either way, he'd be sure to do a complete inventory of them when he had time. He was sure nothing would have been stolen but like most Ferengi he found it quite theraputic to take stock counts. He'd probably make a start right after his nap... As he strode towards his bed though he felt a squish under his boot. Peering down he found the remains of a tube grub! Zim had almost completely forgotten about them. In the months he had been away they had been left to fend for themselves here. Where were they? A few minutes of searching, and few more squished grubs, led Zim to a small hole in the far corner of his room. "That wasn't here before...I definately remember my room being in more or less one piece when I left." Bravely, or foolishly (take your pick) Zim reached into the hole. He was shoulder deep and still hadn't found the end of it. When he pulled his arm out again it was covered in specks of slime, dirt and the occasional grub. "A burrow...a self sustaining burrow..." Zim grinned from lobe to lobe. "I'll never go hungry again!" A few of the tube grubs had come out at the disturbance. Zim considered them for a moment before picking up a rather long one and popping it into his mouth. Chewing noisily he left the burrow and threw himself on his bed. Just time for a quick nap before reporting in. =/\= Deep in the Burrow - USS Caledonia =/\= Times had changed since the orginal break for freedom by Zim's tube grubs. The escape from the 'Bowl of Death' had dwindled their numbers and caused them no end of suffering. They ended up back in the 'Bowl of Death' and the constant terror met out to them by the Orange Beast had continued. The healthiest and most promising grubs and grublings were singled out. Leaving the weak and frail. But one day, out of the blue, the Orange Beast disapeared. When weeks passed without the Beast's return the grubs rejoiced and began plans to start like anew. They escaped the 'Bowl' and made the trek across the 'Carpet'. They spent many days travelling. Dodging the 'Hooch Swamps' and 'The Mighty Desk Mountain'. Finally they came to the edge of the Kingdom of Zim and began to burrow. Once they had made a new home, and many generations had passed, the journey and the reasons for it passed into legend. Stories of the Orange Beast were just used to scare young misbehaving grublings. Until it returned! =/\= =/\= =/\= "My Queen!" Bobo the grubling squirmed into the Queen's court. "It has returned! The Scourge! The..." "Speak not the name!" cried the rather chubby Queen. All of the Queen's cohorts trembled in fear. "The time has come!" exclaimed the old high priest grub. He was so old he could remember his father telling him tales of the crossing and the 'Bowl'. "The Scourge has returned. It must be appeased." "No! Surely not! I will not sacrifce my subjects to that...thing." said the Queen. "But..." the high priest was cut off by the change in the light. A shadow had passed over the entrance to the burrow. Slowly a long, orange arm, reached in, pusing past the guard grubs. Hundreds screamed and squirmed away from the terror. "See! It is angry! It must be satisfied or all will feel it's wrath!" warbled the priest. The Queen sobbed, "Very well...send out some volunteers..." A selection of some of the most noble and/or daftest grubs volunteered and laid their lives on the line for the burrow. They squirmed out and into the presence of the Orange Beast. Time seemed to slow down as each of the grubs waited. Their lives flashed infront of their eyes, from egg to grubling, to Beast reached down and plucked one of the grubs up. "Tell Clive to go on without meeeeeeee!" squealed the chosen one. Back at the entrance the priest shouted to Bobo, "Don't look lad!" The Beast turned and left. Taking with it the sacrifce. All of the volunteers, Bobo and the priest entered the burrow. "It is appeased...for now." Declared the priest. The Queen sighed, "It will be back. We must burrow. If we go far and deep enough, maybe we will find peace." =/\= Pisces Delight - Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Harpoon stormed into the shop, her face flushed with incandescent rage, and sparking with a new piece of facial jewellery. She slammed four coffees moodily onto the counter, splashing Algaenon with hot liquid. Algaenon squealed. "Harpoon, that hurt!" "I'm gonna kill that miserable slimeball, that dirty encrusted black viper, that coffin hugging necrophiliac!" raged Harpoon. "Who's a necrophiliac?" Octopus enquired, looking up from a catalogue with approximate interest. "That - man - that - funeral director!" Harpoon took a vicious slug of her coffee and ejected the lot a second later. "Man, that's hot!" "There's a cloth behind the counter," said Stickleback helpfully. "You mean Clive Casket? How d'you know he's a necrophiliac?" Octopus asked, her mind working fast at the prospect of malicious gossip. "Why else would he own a funeral parlour?" shrugged Harpoon. "Anyway, I hope he chokes on his next corpse." Octopus ambled over to collect her own coffee and fixed Harpoon with an interrogative glare. "What's he done to upset you? Did he reject our services? I wouldn't have advised you to approach him, looks like the sombre type..." Harpoon began unclipping and clipping safety pins at high speed. "I was wandering down the Promenade, as you do, and I noticed that lizard weren't in the shop - " "You mean Blooming Lovely?" "Oh, I like Blooming Lovely," said Stickleback. "What about it?" Octopus pressed. "Well I was gonna buy some flowers to dress up them pants - you know, the Hen Night confetti pants, the ones that shed petals when you walk - you know the ones - anyway the lizard weren't there, and then I noticed her on her way somewhere, sort of busy looking, you know, and then I saw that Southern Comfort woman headed in the same direction." "And?" "And, well, that might not have been fishy but others *weren't there either*. Y'see what I'm saying?" Harpoon said impressively. "All the main traders, they'd all hopped off to that miserable corpse trader's House of Friggin Rest for some meeting without us. Without us! I followed 'em, see, and I waited outside the Chapel and I listened at the door. They're all planning stuff for the new planet! And he said he hadn't invited us. Miserable sod!" Octopus' eyes glinted at this audacity. "Rejected, once again, from their vile and primitive society," she muttered. "You're right, Harpoon, they got no right to shun us. Why, we trade better stuff than any of them. I bet we make more profits! I bet none of them is as imaginative as us!" "I'd like to go to the planet," said Stickleback. "Getta suntan," contributed Algaenon. "Bikinis," said Octopus. "Sexy Summer Selections for the Sylph like -" she glanced at Algaenon. "And the not so sylph like figure." "Sensual Salve," said Stickleback. "For easing newly tanned skin. Let your partner soothe those aches and pains..." "How about a beach version of the space hopper?" suggested Harpoon, excited at the prospect of revenge on the Traders Guild. "Like a beach ball...hey, what about a sort of volleyball net that isn't used for tennis?" "I think some of them blow up floaty things are nice," said Algaenon dreamily. "Y'know, they used to make floatin whales and crocs and tyres and swimmy things...Could drift for hours..." "Floaty things?" scoffed Harpoon, but Octopus thought about this. "A floating blow up Love Boat...a Love Boat equipped with everything you'll ever need for a sexy afternoon on the seas...with pockets for Sensual Salve, a bikini of your choice, *and* a beach ball space hopper. Think of it girls!" Octopus' eyes grew wide. "And if there's more than one of you...well...why not take the deluxe Love Boat? For up to - hmmm six people?" "Six is a reasonable number," agreed Harpoon. "More than that it might sink, 'specially if there's strenuous activities involved." "We could offer our clients service in a Love Boat," said Stickleback. "Love on the Love Boat!" declared Octopus. "Quick girls, knock up a summer catalogue. This is going to make our fortune." As happy at the idea of holidays on the beach as the prospect of annoying Mr Casket, the girls set to work. Harpoon dreamed of Clive Casket's face when she stabbed him with a safety pin. Stickleback dreamed of a man wearing a snorkel mask who would identify her namesake off the side of a Love Boat. Octopus dreamed of a new, larger, greater branch of Pisces Delight on the new planet. Algaenon dreamed of ice cream. =/\= Engineering - Starbase Raven =/\= "No! No! No! NO!" the hapless crewman being shouted at by the just as hapless Sagi cringed as he saw her coming at a run. "*What* do you think you're doing?!?! Do you want to crash this base straight into the *sea*?!" Not that the engineer really expected an answer. Giving him a good shove away from the console, she started tapping in instructions. It was nonstop, ever since she woke up the day before. Running here, and there. Actually...it was non-stop ever since she stepped foot on this base, but for the moment she was willing to curse just this past day. This base wasn't *meant* to orbit a planet. She couldn't see why everybody had such a hard time understanding this small, insignificant little detail. Especially not a planet which wasn't orbiting anything either. Finding the right point to be in order to establish an orbit...why that was something the computer could do quite easily. Brining the base over to the point...that's where it became harder. For some reason, she was considered the expert around here. Having worked on a planet which happened to have a base orbiting it, gave her, apparently, the expertise needed to make sure this base wouldn't plummet. "How are we doing, Lieutenant?" Mulder had walked straight in. Not that she wanted to alarm anyone, but she could feel the station was a little bit ...wobbly...the last few hours. "We don't need to evacutae or anything, do we?" It was only *half* a joke... Sagi wasn't in a joking mood at all. Seeing the CO appear next to her, though, she managed to rein in whatever sarcastic reply she had in mind. "For the time being the magnetic forces are not so strong that we're being pulled in too fast, but we are being pulled in toward the planet...unless we manage to get into orbit within the next 36 hours or so..." She was still typing in data as she spoke, but something caused her to stop in mid-sentence, frown, look down at the PADD she had prepared, then back at the screen. A quick look around Engineering and her gaze focused on yet another crewman standing by a console at the other side of the room. "You!" She shouted loud enough to cause people to stare up, note where she was pointing and get back to work. "Get away from that console!" After the crewman complied, she turned back to Mulder. "You were saying?" "Uhhh...run that last bit by me again?" Mulder was starting to look worried now. "Unless we achieve orbit within the next thirty-six hours...we crash, right?" "Ah...yes. We will." Sagi tried to look serious, though actually, being put that way it didn't sound as bad. They could evacuate ahead of time, and be all safe and sound when Starfleet came around to save them all. Definitely didn't sound too bad. Except that you didn't say that to a commanding officer, especially not one who was starting to look a little green. "We've been working on getting the base moving...which, since it's never been done at all, is quite a project. It seems most of the thrusters have been stripped clean for spare parts." She smirked, managing to look just slightly apologetic. "You know...Sir, since nobody ever thought we'll need them?" "Yeah...but then again, I guess the chances of us having to create a stable orbit were fairly slim, so I suppose I can understand it." Mulder looked thoughtful. "Still, bearing in mind our current record for emergency evacuation is one hour and forty-five minutes - and that's without a nice soft planet to land on and the Enforcer to help out, I don't think we need to worry overmuch yet. I'm sure you'll manage..." she tried to sound optimistic. Sagi appreciated the vote of confidence, no matter how reluctant. She definitely wasn't about to tell the Captain that she wasn't sure she knew exactly what she was doing. "I'll do my best, Sir." "I know you will." Mulder sounded more confident now. "Anyone's 'best' around here, usually guarantees the job will be sorted. And don't be afraid to use any methods, not matter how unothodox. So long as it works, and doesn't kill anyone, then do whatever you think works, okay?" The engineer smirked. "Aye, Sir." She had no idea what she was going to do yet, but she was certainly going to try her best now. Especially now. She had no idea why, either. "Best of luck, I know you'll come up with something," Mulder assured her with a grin. "And if you ask Lieutenant Omar for anything you need, I know she'll manage to sort it somehow. She's very good at thinking outside the box too - as I suspect you are too. I'm going to cross it off my Worry List!" She gave her a reassuring smile and headed out to her next appointment. Sagi's smile just as the door shut behind the Captain's back. Sure... she could make BoB orbit a planet. She was an engineer, right? A miracle worker. She shook her head at the thought, then turned back to her console. =/\= Kasaki Mai =/\= Three years she had been a resident of the blasted penal colony. Three years...of which she was told that the sentence was light considering what she did. In her opinion, her actions were justified. She honestly thought that the men were responsible for murdering her parents. She still did believe that even though they were found innocent. What a crock! She thought. She should have finished them...she should have made them feel as much pain as she did. The pain never went away, not for a moment. It was constant, a reminder of what was taken from her and she felt no justice had been brought other than the small amount she inflicted before she was caught. Pausing for a moment, her icy gaze was brought up to her arm that held a small scar from where the knife deeply slashed her. At the time of the kidnapping, she was not aware one of the men were armed. Placing her finger on the old injury, she traced it, wondering if those two still had there scars she left them with. You don't study the minds of criminals without getting a few ideas yourself. That was the whole basis behind her training, not to bring justice to everyone, just to two individuals. Once she heard the light foot steps of the female guard, she instinctively stood up from her bunk. Tugging on the new security uniform, she smoothed over the rest of her appearance the best she could. The containment field lowered. The guard entered. "McAlister, I thought the day would never come." The guard shoved a small duffle bag of personal effects at Savannah. She welcomed them, the last remnants of what was a normal life up until three years ago. In the bag housed beauty products, an extra set of clothes, and a data padd containing a psychology book on the workings of the criminal mind. The woman sighed outwardly, and for the first time, contentment washed over her in a small amount. "I'll escort you to the shuttle that will take you to the ship." The ensign paused. "Well, wait...I'm supposed to be assigned to a StarBase?" O'Hare chuckled and attempted to stifle full laughter. McAlister cocked her head in curiosity. "Uh, yes...if you can call BoB a StarBase." The look of utter disappointment sank deep into her features. "BoB?" McAlister replied meekly with a nauseating feeling rising up from her midsection. The guard smirked. "McAlister, did you really believe you would be assigned to a real ship or StarBase? With your...history?" "Yeah, guess so." The nauseated feeling was still present, but was growing larger by the second. "This way." Savannah said nothing. She was attempting to reason why she would be sent to a base with qualities such as StarBase Bob had been blessed with when she just finished serving her time to erase her debt to society. Then it dawned...Society is not Star Fleet. A half crooked smile graced her features. She had paid her debt to society, but Star Fleet was still waiting. So, to fufill this requirement, they stick her in the most delinquent place in space. This base was the bottom of the Ferengi barrell so to speak. Well, it will be interesting... =/\= Sickbay - USS Caledonia =/\= Des was estatic. The Caledonia was off on its way and she was walking in for her first official duty shift. She was one of those utterly bizarre individuals who actually liked her job and she was ready to set about it as she walked in... "Erm...Hullo? Can I help you?" Zim sat on one of the biobeds with his short legs dangling over the side. He'd been checking out the sickbay supply wise and getting use to working in the place. He didn't like the feel of it but so long as he kept away from the dreaded stasis tube he reckoned he could get used to a workplace full of drugs and beds. Now there was another person here though...he was starting to panic. He couldn't treat someone. He couldn't deal with a patient. Blinking, Des was only caught by surprise for a moment before she stepped forward with a grin. "Ensign Desdemona Sovanae," she introduced herself, "I'm the Caledonia's newest Medical Officer." Zim sighed with relief. "Thank Zot for that! I thought I was going to have to do some sort of complicated surgery or something then." He hopped off the bio bed and grinned toothily at Desdemona. "I'm Ensign Zim, I'm the Caledonia's Clinical Manager." He held out a sweaty orange hand, "We'll be working together lots and lots." Des tilted her head with a curious look in her hazel eyes, but she grinned all the same once again and took his hand. "Did you just come around? I was under the impression that there wasn't anyone else in the Medical Department 'round here 'cept some cranky EMH." She laughed. Scratching at a lobe Zim replied, "I just got onboard yeah. Well, back on board. I was posted here before but I was sent away to be retrained." He looked round sickbay, "I think we might have a Nurse somewhere but I've never met her." Zim smiled and took a seat back on the bio bed again. He swung his legs as he spoke, "So, you met any of the other crew yet?" Thinking for a moment, there might be some flash in her memory about a nurse but it was drowned out by the warning regarding the EMH, so she couldn't quite recall. She'd find out soon enough. "Well, I've not *met* too many," she replied, walking over and taking a seat on the bio bed beside him, her long legs stretching closer to the ground than his own. She pressed the heels of her hands on the edge and leaned on to them, "I did see a bunch, though," she continued, "Several of us got stuck in Raven's Brig together for a while," she explained nonchalantly, as if that were an everyday occurence. Zim was caught between disbelief and laughter. A bunch sounded like a lot, seeing as the Caly was crewed by just about a bunch. He laughed, "I hope they locked Jinti up...wait a second..." He narrowed his eyes slightly at Desdemona, "What did you do to get tossed in there?" Des grinned, unabashed although not about to toss out lines on her whole personal life. "A misunderstanding was all, truly," she waved a hand, "I was a bit distracted and almost tried to enter the wrong quarters and the people in them got all huffy and called Security." "Ah...well, so long as it wasn't anything too serious...what you got thrown into the brig for, I mean." For a moment Zim's imagination had run away with him. He had images of having to work with a violently deranged medic. "Do you reckon some of the crew could do with medicals?" asked Zim suddenly. Bouncing her heels playfully against the side of the bio bed, she nodded. "I haven't checked the records just yet, but from Medical Officer's intuition, I'm betting that several crew are probably long over-due." She paused and looked at the Ferengi beside her, "What's your position again?" "Clinical Manager." replied Zim with a wry smile, "I get to er...aquire supplies and sort paperwork out mainly." He glanced at Desdemona, "But I've had emergency medical training." He said a little unhappily. "You don't quite look like you want to use it, though," Des grinned. "Don't worry about that. I'll manage that part. But, if you want to keep on top of the rest of it, I think that this could be a prosperous working relationship. For example...if you want to find out who is over due for a med exam, I'll happily track them down and drag them in." "That sounds like a great plan." Zim smiled, ever so evilly. "I think I might get on that straight away...a few names that are might be over due spring to mind." Des laughed. "All ready?" she asked, "This about records or revenge?" she joked, sort of, "Hey, I don't care which, so long as they are actually over-due. Who'd you have in mind?" "Well..." =/\= Main Engineering - Starbase BoB =/\= "...and then it all went downhill from there." Lt. Omar paused, frowned and then nodded before resuming her work. "Why do all my relationships end up that way?" Marcella Vadai demanded of Omar. "Maybe you just haven't met the right one for you," Yus carefully ventured. "Damn right you are, boss," said Vadai vehemently, "because they're all WRONG for me and meant to be LEFT behind!" "Right," Omar began before hurriedly amending, "I mean, okay. Yeah." The starbase was in a safe unmanned orbit around the Faylinn planet but she wanted to monitor the control loops and and make some fine adjustments. It was difficult to concentrate on the matter at hand - she certainly did not want to blunder into saying the wrong thing. But Vadai was not appeased. "Who gave these blooming Faylinns permission to pay us a visit anyway?" "I believe they're called the Felim, and we'll know more about them when Mulder gets back. Right now we just have to avoid ramming into them. Especially before they send an away team to pay the diplomatic call - I'd rather it doesn't develop into an apology call." "Ain't our fault, we were always here." "I think they have a similar version of the events from their side," Omar said wryly. "Betcha they try to overthrow us and take over the command," Vadai intoned. "Charming. Do your part then and make sure the shields are up *and* monitored. Where's Lt. Sagi?" =/\= Here and There - Starbase BoB =/\= Reassured that the engineering officers would keep the station from crashing to the planet below - for now, at least - Mulder was checking off the various reports from her officers as she walked, making notes and firing off instructions. The Away Team mission was now five hours away and counting... "Captain to Ops. Ensign Angel, since your scans show no dangerous orbital defences, we shall release docked ships and open up the skyways again. Send a message to all incoming vessels, please. Those that are scheduled to dock at BoB, and our Border patrol ships, may indeed dock. Everyone else is to keep a *wide* orbit away. I don't want the Felim to feel crowded at this stage. Send them the usual warnings about beaming down, too, along with your most effective training video..." Having sorted that, communication was a the previous night, give us cover, just she commed Captain Cadwallader on the Enforcer. The little strained on her part following the events of but they kept to business matters. "You'll be able to in case?" Mulder was saying. "Confirmed," the ship captain answered back. We're undocking as we speak, and will be tracking you." There was a pause as someone spoke in the background, then, "My CMO has just asked me to remind you all about standard Away Team booster shots. I don't expect it's something you usually have to think about." "Er, no. Good point." "There's been an addition to the standard formula last month, I don't suppose it's been sent your way?" "Fat chance. We never get told anything," Mulder snorted. "I'll arrange for enough hypos for your away team to be sent over, and we'll upload the latest formula to your medical database so your doctors can replicate stocks to replace whatever out of date stuff you currently hold. And if all goes well, and we get shore leave, we might be able to help in other ways..." After a few arrangements were made, Mulder tapped her commbadge again, "Captain to the Infirmary. Doctor Alleir, if you check your database you'll see all the standard Away Team shot formula needs to be updated. Please replicate enough to replace all current stock. If all goes well this afternoon, you'll need to replicate more, but hold on that for now. Be sure to give yourself a shot - you'll be getting some R & R yourself, " Mulder assured her, before ending the call. Pausing just long enough to flatten herself against the wall as two Alsatians raced by with a string of sausages in their mouths each, she rolled her eyes and made another call. "Lieutenant Vega, some of your dogs seem to have got loose. There appears to be a sausage related incident to deal with on the lower Promenade also. Please round them up and make appropriate apologies to the butcher. Thanks." Stopping back at her quarters, she eyed the pile of marine uniforms still in the corner of her room, a little abashed to see so many. "I promised myself I'd get these laundered for Major Asshole, and laundered they shall be. Because I'm a better person than he is. Ha!" She stomped over and scooped up three sets, having to leave at least two other sets on the floor as she couldn't carry all that many and still see over the top of the pile. Back on the lower promenade she took them into the Real Sudz laundry. "Could you do these as a priority for...Major Vaughan, please." "Ah that's nice, captain." the old crone cackled. "No it isn't. It's an obligation. I always keep my obligations," she said icily. "Full launder and deliver to his quarters please." "Lots of people like my proper laundering. I had that murderer in here once, too." The crone pointed to a poster on the wall with a picture of Cayke taken from SS&U and the hand scrawled sign underneath proclaiming: "Blood? No Problem! Forty two different species of blood removed or your money back!" "Charming," Mulder muttered. "Nice, it is," Crazy meg was still advertising her own prowness. "See, the automated laundry just steams 'em and they can be a bit scratchy to wear afterwards. Mine get proper fabric conditioner, makes the material stronger and feels different against the skin." "Do you do Essence of Barbed Wire conditioner?" Mulder asked sweetly. "No, dear, you can choose from Ocean Fresh, Cedar & Geranium, Rose & Magnolia, Violet & Basil, or Citrus Blast." "Citrus Blast, please." She was more interested in the 'blast' than the citrus but knew it was probably too much to hope for to expect it to be literal. "I'll deliver them tonight. If you all get back safe, that is," Crazy Meg nodded and gave a toothless grin. Tapping her code into the sale-point, Mulder hurried out. Checking the time, she made for the nearest restaurant for a light snack before final checks and preparations. Away Team mission...she let the thought run through her head. Despite everything that was happening right now, it was quite an exciting prospect. She looked down at the planet below with an unexpected burst of holiday fever. =/\= Counsellor Dharma's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= The counsellor was leaning against her desk, nose buried in an assessment, when the door failed to chime. She looked up, they were back. "Nice legs, Damien." Arihana tossed the padd to one side. Damien hopped onto the chaise lounge to surf again. "Yo, Computer, Dude, Hawaii five oh, man." The counsellor was rather bemused, as Rufus tapped at the comm.console. Again, Bo Derek circa Dudley Moore's imagination some time last millennium appeared on the Holoscreen. Arihana watched, her legs swinging over edge of the desk. The music, lord knows what it was, permeated through the room. "Fellas, what you here for? You think I got nothing better to do?" Rufus and Damien lived upto the stereotypes. The surfer dude, who was so laid back he was almost horizontal. The rude boy Rasta who was too cool to be running. They were both pretty harmless. Arihana reached behind her, to turn off Bo Derek and turn down Hawaii five oh. "Counsellor, Stah, I was enjoying that." Damien stepped off the chaise lounge, as he and Rufus stood opposite Arihana. "Counsellor, man, we need your advice." Arihana looked at the both. Damien was dressed in a dayglo pink t-shirt, and yellow boardies. Rufus had his purple dreads twisted in a black bandana, and was similarly attired, perhaps not as lurid. Grown men, but juvenile and couldn't be arsed to grow up in their demeanour. "Well, you here for a reason, or this my lucky day?" Damien grinned, to look at Rufus. "Dude, man, told you she was cool." Rufus gave a pearly grin. Arihana laughed rather disapprovingly to swivel around to the other side of her desk. Pulling the seat close to the desk, she waited for a response. Rufus hopped over to the door, they had come in with a box. Damien grinned, rubbing his palms together. "Counsellor, dude, we got a plan. A plan to catch the honeys." Rufus had torn the lid of the box, and was dragging towards the centre of the room. "Yeah, stah, heard you free these days, who better to try it on, eh, stah?" Arihana was starting to look worried. C'mon, it was Rufus and Damien, how bad could it be? "One limbo stick. For bustin moves, innit" "Dude, that wet t-shirt getting dry, man." "Mojito, extra rum for the mojo, stah." "Bond babe costume for the beach, man, we're good." The counsellor arched a brow, as the two continued to unpack their little box of tricks. These two were planning some kind of dawn til dusk beach party, should the base be let loose to take a holiday. "I'm sorry, boys, but Limbo? I'm way past shaking as stick at people, and that t-shirt-" The counsellor recoiled as the wet garment squelched onto her desk. "Nah, counsellor, stah, it meant to be that small. No competition udderwise, innit?" Arihana poked the orange translucent mess off her desk and onto the floor, where is smacked down like a fresh piece of haddock. "Spoil sport, innit." Damien reached into the box, grinning, he hoisted out a hula hoop. "Yo, counsellor, is it true?" He looked at Rufus. "Godda be, stah, us blokes don't have snake hips." Again they looked at each other, then at the counsellor. "Dude, you take one end-" "Bruddah, I'll take de udder." "I'm telling you. Both of you. This gets out-oi, -leave it-" Arihana was in the middle of the hoop, feet shoulder width apart as the she held it. "When I said you both need therapy, well, anyways-" Damien and Rufus watched seated on the chairs near to the desk. "Arihana, dude, you just show how it's done, we just gonna watch." Arihana hmped, threatening to boot'em out the door. Rufus protested " Nah, stah, counsellor, you do it first, innit, we follow." Arihana eyed them both with some suspicion. Why was she doing this? "G'won, counsellor, stah. Hula dat hoop, innit." "C'mon, counsellor. Hula." "Woah, dude, never seen it done like that before." "You, me both bruddah." "That boys, is why you need snake hips. Now, scoot." The hoop rolled through the door, closely followed by Damien who was going a brighter shade of red, and Rufus who was now a deeper shade of aubergine. Arihana perched on the desk, in a fit of hysterical laughter. Man, she loved her job. =/\= Main Shuttlebay - Starbase BoB =/\= Mulder arrived ten minutes early for the Away Team briefing and stood for a moment looking at the shuttles which were, presumably, the ones ready for their conveyance to the surface. She'd toyed with the idea of taking Greased Lightening down, but decided that would wait for another trip. For now, stick to the main plan. Felix was going about quietly, prepping the two shuttles, busily engaging himself in anything possible that was solitary. Occasionally he would crane his neck and whisper into his comm badge, to ensure that a permanent comm uplink was present to him. He still felt out of sorts, but tried to leave it be for the present. Cade stepped through the threshold and into the shuttle bay and with a touch of chagrin, discovered that he was the second to arrive. At least the two marines were with him. "Morning, Captain." Turning to his troopers, he said, "Final gear check, boys." Parvis arrived a couple minutes later than planned. His original plan, to wear the heavily-armored, all-terrain pressure suit had been abandoned en route to the shuttlebay. It had proven far too heavy for sustained movement. The abandoned shell was now happily riding in the turbolift he'd removed it in, bound for parts unknown. Instead, the little Counselor had his uniform and his traveling bag. An old, beaten duffel dragged behind him on the deck. It had a light load of emergency rations, the most essential of hair care products, and a PADD he believed to be filled with First Contact protocols. However, due to an error in downloading, it contained merely a brief video montage, "Greatest First Contact Bloopers Reenacted!" Paxan Brey walked into the shuttlebay carrying a small kit over her slender shoulder. Inside the kit were her tricorder, padds, and other assorted science equipment all ready to be used by the eager scientist. Flinging her golden blonde hair over her shoulder, she smiled cordially to the others gathered and approached Mulder to stand nearby, her mind firmly on the assignment at hand but also feeling the giddiness of going down to the mystery planet. Didn't she say 1600, Frank Palmice wondered? It seemed like almost everyone was already in the shuttle bay, when he imagined he would be one of the first for once. He was traveling light, with a slight adaptation of the usual yellow security uniform, making it a little less restrictive and more suitable for planetary duties. In a chest pocket were tucked away some shades, and on his head rested a floppy blue booney - not the camo kind some Marines wore at times, but more like that of a man with a fishing fetish. Was about time they got this show on the road. When his mind settled to the fact he was going down to the planet one way or another, Frank decided he might as well enjoy it while it lasted. Some fresh air would be a good change to the usually oppressing scents floating around on BoB's atmosphere, caused by sweating civilians, visiting who emitted strange bodily odors from exotic glands, and of course BoB's own distinct smell of something rotten. "Right," once they were assembled, Mulder began a short briefing. "I don't know if you've all had chance to see the latest reports updates but here's the gist of it. We've ascertained there are no orbital defences to be accidentally triggered, so whilst we don't know about ground defences yet, we're taking a chance and having the USS Enforcer fly cover for us." "Reports so far indicate we are exactly where and *when* we ought to be, so they are the interlopers, not us - whatever they claim. The atmosphere down there is allegedly healthy and harmless. Given their distance from the sun that supports the Sayl'reth system, their equatorial temperatures should be pleasantly warm, somewhat Mediterranean in terran terms." "One very odd thing that had shown up - the entire population of the planet is little more than one million people. Why, we have no idea. It's something we shall have to ask about. And finally, a few odd characteristics have been brought to light by medical analysis." She help up her PADD so they could see the delicate pale green facial colour of Regent Sylas. "There seems to be some residue scaling on their skin, in random patterns. It could be an evolutionary left-over from possibly reptilian or amphibious ancestry, or for all we know, a genetic skin disease. So don't stare too much." As soon as she said it she knew that was a mistake. People *always* stared at things they shouldn't. She tried to drag her gave away from Parvis's wig - uuhhh...*hair*... "Counsellor Maru - what should we be aware of as regards etiquette down there?" "Well, um." Parvis stammered at the team. "Since we don't know their etiquette or laws, we need to be very careful to tread lightly. When in doubt, politely ask our hosts for information about what you see or hear. Let them lead, initially, and try not to touch things. We have no idea what they consider sacred. A seemingly-trivial little rock sculpture could have great religious significance. Or it could be simply filthy and disease-ridden." "But, at the same time, we need to show them our ways. Introduce ourselves, explain our rankings and purpose to them. And learn what we can about them, again, ask questions. But, be polite. Try not to act too threatening," Parvis tried to avoid the glare of the marines. Frank, meanwhile, snorted at the Marines too - as if *they* were able to pull that off. He hoped he could hide his own despise for the species on the planet, though. On all accounts, these were some kind of people from reptilian descent, or just looked icky, which gave him the creeps. Last time he touched a lizard, he strangled it, gutted it, impaled it on a stick and roasted it over a low fire for supper. Wisely, Frank refrained from any comment. That settled, she looked at Paxan. "Lieutenant Brey, I'd like you to collect as many geophysical samples as you can for analysis. Rocks, plants, soil - anything you can easily carry back. The young woman nodded and glanced towards a small stack of specimen containers that she had arranged to be loaded on the shuttlecraft. "Understood, sir," she said simply. "One last thing before we go." Mulder indicated Vaughan, and noted that he was still wearing the Acting Major's rank insignia that he had been given in such bitter circumstances the day before. "I have appointed Acting Major Vaughan to be my Executive Officer for the purposes of this exercise, until we have sounded them out more fully. Please act accordingly." She moved swiftly on, "Are there any more questions or comments before we leave?" Cade shook his head and was more than ready to turn the gold oak leafs back over to Mulder, but in the spirit of their newly chilled dealings, he wouldn't until properly ordered. For her part, Paxan tried to not look to surprised. It had not been that long ago that she had occupied the rank of XO during the recent inspector's visit and it had quickly become a challenging job that appealed to her. Now, having someone else taking the position caused a slight twinge in the young woman. Command was definitely something she could see herself in. "Before I forget," Mulder opened a case she had with her. "Courtesy of the Enforcer's sickbay. Here's a hypospray each, containing a booster to all your usual innoculations, plus a few extras designed to cover most known variants of...things..." she wasn't too hot on medical terminology, and placed the case down on the floor, after taking one out for herself and pressing it to her neck. Parvis eagerly took up a hypospray and quickly read the label. A bit less than he was used to for a few of them items, but it would be a nice supplement for the little hypochondriac's far-too-frequently selfadministered boosters. It wasn't the first time Felix had taken a hypospray recently. He pushed it to exactly the right place without double-checking, just tilting his head to the left to main the vein more prominent. He blinked as it hissed, and put it back onto the case slowly. Well, that was some fine print, Frank muttered, taking a hypospray from the case and straightly administering the medical cocktail to his system. It kind of reminded him of his Marine days, where they were used to get shots of to them unknown substances at regular intervals, by white coated officials. He never could shake the feeling of being used as a guinea pig in a lab. None of the others had fallen over with toxic shock, so the two enlisted marines the group figured it was safe. Once Kresha saw the label, he nodded his head. "Standard cocktail for Away Teams," he murmured as he handed one of the hypos to Vaughan and another one to Finn. "Let's go." Once everyone had taken the dosage Mulder started walking towards the shuttles. "We have been given landing co-ordinates for what is apparently the centre of their capital city." They filed towards the shuttles. "Lieutenant de l'Isle, how you wish to divide the team as regards the flight down? "In the lead shuttle, I'll take Captain Mulder, Lieutenant Brey and Specialist Palmice. In the second, Splenda will take Captain Vaughan's team." It seemed the most logical allocation of space. "Time to get in," he said quietly, looking for Mulder's nod to go. "Thank you, Lieutenant," she was glad he seemed to be more alert than the previous morning. "Ready when you are." Felix nodded. He didn't say much - he had got to the stage of not talking. People assumed their places quickly enough and everything was loaded quickly. The co-pilot controls would be monitored by Takarth, who he also didn't speak to. When he finally settled down in his own chair and put through the pre-flight sequence he slipped into the doze of routine, performing something done a thousand times before. The door bays open in front of them, and somewhat sleepily Felix remembered that it would be a planetary descent. It was that they'd been preparing for, but it had somehow slipped his mind. He snapped himself out of looking at the colours, the promise of ocean and jungle and places with which he had not been confronted for several years, withheld to him by Starfleet duty, captivity, and duty once again. The pair of shuttles took to the upper atmosphere with relish, riding the crest of the currents. Felix felt a smile begin to form like a misty cloud on his face. Takarth maintained the relay controls between base and destination, her eyes fixed forward most of the time in intrigue. For them, the view was always the best. The noses aimed deeper toward the ground, and Felix couldn't help but grin as the shuttle shook. There was something fervent and self-indulgent about it that was hidden from his passengers, but Takarth caught it. Shades of blue and water flushed past the window as though someone were draining used paintbrushes in a sink. For a moment Felix felt slightly grim, the turbulence shaking his stomach - something mistreated for weeks - but weathered it as the ground made its tiny appearance below. Parvis survived the shuttle ride thanks to his usual procedure. Eyes tightly closed, extra restraints across the body, and sick bag at the ready. Cade glanced across the cargo bay of the shuttle to the little blue counselor across from him. When he noted the barf-bag, he stood up, despite Splenda's warning and moved two seats down so that Corporal Finn was now between him and Parvis. Rank has it's privileges, and in this case, rank meant not having to shield the walls of the shuttle from Parvis' projectile vomit. Shuttle rides were not Frank's forte. It was something about handing out control, surrender his life, in a way, to a pilot - who were usually of the same kind; young, brash, noisy - that did not sit well with him. He shuddered to think about the BoBcats at all, actually, so he tried not paying attention to that. Space rushed by outside too slow to notice any change through the limited vision the small window to his side allowed, though they were speeding to the planet quick now. Mulder hated being in a shuttle when someone else was piloting - even someone of Felix's calibre, and she concentrated on staying still and not being a back-seat flyer. Felix nodded to himself as he brought the shuttle's speed down. Details disappeared quickly like actors running off-stage to their sides, and gradually sank into obscurity. Their stopping point was the main square, and second by second he was able to see it materialise below him in greater detail, correlating it to the map on the screen. Shapes, then vehicles, buildings and people came into fuller view as the shuttle sank to an infintessimal speed to make a stately landing. Splenda's vessel still hung on his shoulder. She had tailed him efficiently enough and had remarked, similarly, that it wasn't often she'd had the chance to do such a landing. Finally, they came to hover above their resting point, and drifted down in controlled tandem, before touching down on the spot, and waiting to open the doors to clear the way for their first breath of now-still planetary air. =/\= =/\= =/\= As they stepped out of the shuttles, the warmth enveloped them. It was a clear-blue sky day, and the sun was warm and pleasant, along with a slight breeze that was perfect for keeping the temperature moderate. Mulder could see that a few of the others were also enjoying the feel of solid ground beneath their feet. "Feels like the east coast of Spain." Looking around and studying the landscape, Cade's fingers trailed along the handle of his pistol, almost hoping for something to happen just so he could shoot someone and get rid of some of the stress. Paxan inhaled deeply, taking the crisp air into her lungs. It had seemed like a lifetime since her feet were on solid ground. With the warm sun on her skin, she glanced around-doing a quick visual survey over the surrounding area. "It's hot." Parvis squinted his eyes and kicked himself inside for not bringing a protective covering for Harold. Absentmindedly poking in his left ear, shooting away some goo retrieved from said orifice, Frank donned his shades and felt happy to be wearing what he did. Underneath his light, open jacket, he straightened his back, stretching the shoulder holster with a compact type IIIs phaser, besides his regular sidearm, the push dagger he kept on his chest, a tactical tanto on his belt, and finally his recently acquired Colt, strapped to his right ankle, for good measure. He had not planned to come unprepared, that was one sure thing. Felix wasn't use to the heat either, and took on a swarthy look in its presence. He stood uncomfortably next to Paxan, not saying far too much. Somehow, he looked clean and vaguely sober, although inside he felt like saying very little, his tongue tied with a lack of inspiration. That, for everyone else, was probably for the best. He felt content to stand at a vague sort of presence and attend. Shading her eyes, Mulder could see a welcoming party heading towards them. They had landed as arranged in the huge central square of a small town that was apparently their capital city. The buildings were all of white sandstone, crisp and fresh, with a boxy, cubic design throughout interspersed with geometric shaped outcroppings for more decoration than practical, as far as she could see. The air was invigorating and sweet, and the whole ambiance was relaxed and extremely prosperous without being ostentatious. The committee had almost reached them and the BoB group moved forward to complete the trip. "Regent Sylas," Mulder greeted the man she recognised from the screen. Seen closer up, their skin was a more pleasant shade of green than had shown on the images. A pale, delicate green, the colour of a spring budding leaf. The scales - or residue scales - were very faint and translucent and only when the light caught them were they noticeable. Even then, they were not covered in them, just one or two irregular patches on their faces. Along with the pointed ears and long hair, there was an off fragility about them, despite the fact they were of the same height and built as the landing party. Almost fey...the fey people of Faylinn, Mulder whimsied to herself as they reached them. "Captain Mulder. We are delighted to meet you in person and to offer you our hospitality," Sylas inclined his head. "Are there any greetings formalities you would wish us to observe? We are not familiar with your species." *How polite. How odd* was all she thought. Then, "We usually shake hands," she held out her right hand. "You put out your right hand to clasp mine, and we, er, shake them up and down a few times." It sounded exceedingly silly when she said it aloud, But Sylas had followed her instructions, and they were indeed shaking hands. She looked at said hands, remembering one of the other points from the medical report. They were very gnarled and the thick claw-like nails make her withdraw her own hand very carefully. Still, he hadn't exhibited any sign of pain, or any hesitation at all, so presumably it was natural rather than infirm. "Interesting," Sylas said. "Is there a reason for such a custom?" "There is," Mulder nodded. "It is a Terran greeting. In ancient times the sword - a popular weapon, was worn by many, on the left hand side, and would be withdrawn with the right hand to stab and enemy or at least start a fight. To offer the right hand - the sword hand - was a sign that you were not going to draw your weapon, but were offering friendship instead." "Ah..." there were a few appreciative nods and murmurs from the small committee behind him. "Excellent. Thank you." He then indicated a tall younger man who had moved to stand next to him. This one had the same delicate green skin colouring but his hair was straight and very long, tied back in a long ponytail. He was dressed differently too, wearing what could be a decorative but more likely practical armour plate. "May I introduce my Deputy Regent, Kyran. He is also the leader of our armed forces." Mulder gave a small inward smile of satisfaction. Despite circumstances, it seemed she had made the right call with "Likewise, Regent Sylas, Deputy Kyran, may I introduce my Officer, Major Vaughan," she paused. "He is the leader of Troops." the Vaughan. Executive our Marine "Marine?" Sylas murmured, "I am not familiar with the term for military useage. Amphibious troops?" he hazarded. "Something like that," Mulder nodded. She could see Kyran eyeing Vaughan up and knew the marine would be returning the assessment. Cade stepped forward and bowed his head slightly for the briefest of moments. "Deputy Regent Kyran." The marine officer made no move to hold out his hand, preferring a more formal greeting. Kyran looked confused for a moment, half holding out his hand, then when he realised it would not be met, simply nodded, "A pleasure to meet a fellow military man, Major." "Likewise, Deputy Regent." Cade had made his assessment. If it came to blows, Kyran would die first followed rapidly by Sylas, and he was convinced that he'd get them both before any reaction by the Felim would interfere. Expecting more introductions, but seeing none forthcoming, Mulder gave an inward shrug and proceeded with her own. "May I also introduce our cultural liaison officer, Counsellor Maru," she gave Parvis a small push in the back. "Hello," Parvis nodded slowly to the Regent, before hastily stepping back out of the way again. Moving swiftly on she added, "Our chief pilot, Lieutenant de l'Isle, and our science officer, Lieutenant Brey." Felix nodded. "Hi," he sort of stumbled. He'd been about to say 'welcome' but remembered that they thought that the BoB residents were the intruders, so to speak, so stuck to another nod as he offered his hand. Paxan stepped forward after Felix and inclined her head respectfully. "An honor to meet you," she said diplomatically. "I trust it will be acceptable for Lieutenant Brey to collect some samples to take back with us? We are hoping to find clues to your - to the strange phenomena which has brought our two peoples together," Mulder made a valiant attempt at diplomacy. "But of course. Feel free. Our town is quite small and there are any number of open spaces, please enjoy and collect," Sylas waved an airy hand. "In the meantime, I hope you will all join me in the Council chambers for some light refreshment and a chat." Not wanting Paxan to go off on her own, Mulder looked at Vaughan and flicked her eyes to the two marines behind him." Cade had caught the look and turned his head to the side to direct his comments to the two Corporals. "Finn, Kresha. Go with the Lieutenant and assist with the collection of samples." "You think you need protection from us?" Kyran looked slighted yet amused. "I can assure you, there is no danger to your people here." Cade turned back with steely eyes. "Actually, Deputy Regent, they were brought because of their interest in botany. Soldiers that study only war have only their blood to offer a battlefield, in my experience." Absorbing this for a moment, Kyran smiled, "An excellent philosophy, Major. I shall remember that. Thank you." Again, the committee made small noises of approval, as if hearing extreme words of wisdom. After getting the go-ahead from Mulder, Paxan turned with the two marines in tow and trotted off towards the town. Casting a small glance over her shoulder, Paxan eyed Felix and wished that she could have had a few minutes to talk with him. As usual, everything was going so quickly. Parvis stole a moment to peek at Paxan as she departed. She looked good in this light. He quickly averted his eyes, hoping Felix did not notice. Feeling it unnecessary to introduce Palmice, whose general demeanour clearly said, "I will hurt people if necessary. Or maybe just for fun," she said brightly, "Lead on, Regent." "This way." he led them across the large open paved square towards a splendid two-story building on the opposite side. Parvis considered what they had learned so far, as he walked with the crowd. Apparently they had a civilian leader, but with a close second in charge of the military, deferring to the civilian leadership. These council chambers, perhaps they are a forum for leaders or representatives of the people? Or simply a throne room for a more command-oriented leader? Parvis also appreciated the fact that their hosts were willing to let them keep their arms for safety, a generous sign of good faith. With his troopers gone, Cade deliberately slowed his step so that he became the last in line. With practiced ease and his natural patience, he made slow, casual sweeps of their surroundings with his eyes. His thumbs were hooked on his gunbelt in a manner that suggested he was content, but kept his hands near the weapons for a fast draw if it was necessary. Being dismissed as he was when the introductions came, was fine by Frank. He felt a hint of relief to postpone any conversation with these people, let alone touch those claws in a friendly manner. Maybe they would consider him as the lowly subordinate member of the team that he was, he smiled. That was good. As he walked over the square, that was bathing in sunlight, he made sure he wasn't walking too far to the front, back, or either left or right side; those were the usual spots where people were picked off in an ambush. =/\= =/\= =/\= On the outskirts of the small village, Paxan smiled and looked into a thick grassy mound several meters from the path. It had seemed so long since Paxan was in an environment like this and she couldn't help but smile at its beauty. Corporal reminded where he to enjoy charade, or plant Kresha had to force himself to concentrate on his job. The area him a great deal of Bajor, especially the equatorial region grew up. The nostalgic part of him warred with the marine part the scenery, but inevitably, the marine side won. To keep up the though, every once in a while he would stop and examine a flower (or appear to) as he checked the ground for tracks. Kneeling down in the grass, Paxan extended her tricorder and scanned the nearby area, "Nothing out of the ordinary here," she said under her breath as opened a small specimen container. Going through the thick mound, Paxan picked out several odd looking insects and placed them peacefully in the containers. Paxan looked back at the marine guards who were standing watch nearby and smirked. Even in place like this they couldn't enjoy it-always looking for the worse case scenario, she guessed. Finishing with collection of a half dozen more samples of flora and fauna, Lieutenant Brey stood up and headed back to her protectors, "Well...I've got as much as time will allow for now. Let's get back to Mulder and the others," she said with a fling of her blonde hair in the gentle warm breeze. As the trio walked back towards the group, Paxan looked all around and relished the idyllic setting of Faylinn. She could only hope that this planet and the people on it were no threat to BoB and that the crew might get to enjoy there time together. Across the main square, the Council Building was reached by wide granite stairs which led into a cool, marbled lobby. Exotic plants decorated the foyer, and Sylas led them into a large, light chamber with comfortable seats dotted around a series of low coffee tables. "Please sit. Welcome to our Chambers. Most of the administration work for this town, and several in our close sector, is done here. We also hold functions and meetings here. It is our pleasure to be your hosts," he clapped his hands and a few servitors appeared, bearing trays of drinks. "Our most traditional beverage. It is called Slebene," Sylas smiled at them. "I do not know your protocols, but will suggest that we offer it to your cultural advisor first?" Mischief glinted in Mulder's eyes as she nodded, "I'm sure Counsellor Maru would be honoured." I'm sure I wouldn't! Parvis screamed inside his head as he smiled and took up one of the small, earthenware mugs. Parvis carefully sipped a sample. It was warm and bland. He took a more conventional sip, making a gentle slurping noise. "Mmmmmm," Parvis made appropriately-yummy-sounding noises and nodded vigorously at the dishwater. "Yes, you should definitely try some, Captain." He smiled back at her. "We make it from the stewed roots of the Amaurea plant. It is supposed to be a good digestive." Sylas smiled beneficially as the others took their own drinks. Mulder tried to swallow a few mouthfuls. "Interesting. It is...very different." Felix downed his fairly quickly as to get rid of it. He had hoped it might be some kind of equivalent to brandy or gin, but alas he was mistaken. He looked at Mulder. Clearly, she was lying. It was neither interesting nor different. He'd drunk better things in prison. Sitting rather uncomfortably in a seat to the back, with his gun dangling from the shoulder holster in such a way it either poked in his side, or popped out of his jacket. For diplomatic reasons, Frank decided just to suffer. Which did not mean he had to drink this...whatever it was. Only after smelling the bland substance, Frank abused his slightly out-ofsight position to stealthily pour the contents of the small mug in the pot of a nearby plant. Innocently he looked on to the officers doing their first contact business. Digestive, my ass. Cade tossed the drink back and suppressed the urge to voice his opinion on Slebene's similarity to the Fur-Fish antidote. "Now, to business," Sylas dismissed the servitors. "I am sure you must have many questions." "We certainly do." Mulder tried to think where the hell to begin. "We noticed that your population is exceedingly small for such a large world," she began. "Indeed, it is, and we have our reasons. We limit our population voluntarily, the better to enjoy our world. This way, our natural resources can sustain us indefinitely. We are prosperous and content. We have superb beaches, wonderful mountains, holiday homes all over the globe. We want for nothing. And we would be happy to share it with you." "That's...very generous." Mulder believed that anytime anyone from 'government' said the population did something voluntarily, it was probably quite the reverse. However, she let it lie for now now and asked, "You don't seem to be all that worried by our presence, if I may say so, or even concerned about this sudden appearance." Sylas shrugged, "Look at it from our point of view, captain. Here we are, where we have always been, on a large planet, and a small - no disrespect intended - but a small satellite with a few newcomers appears. It is strange, yes, and we shall be happy to co-operate in the finding of a solution. But it can hardly be a problem for us. Especially now we have met you," he smiled. Mulder smiled back, "That's good to hear. And, if I may ask further, we are a curious people and whilst we will respect your sites not to invade your medical privacy, I'm sure our medical people would be interested in viewing your facilities. We might learn new things." Sylas looked towards a female member of the committee by way of reply, and the woman half stood up and gave a little bow. "I am Doctor Tianna, the Health Minister for Faylinn. My clinic is in this town, and yes, a few of your medics are welcome to visit with me." With a smile that clearly said: we have nothing to hide, Sylas nodded his thanks. "Right," Mulder was fed up. This was going too well. "And you say our people would be welcome here?" This time Kyran spoke up, "Our military are also our law enforcement. So long as your people enjoyed themselves peacefully, we are sure there would be no problems." "My own people have that sort of system," Mulder said thoughtfully. "You must have quite busy lives." "Fortunately, our own citizens are very law abiding, so there is little by way of trouble. However, it also comes at a cost," he looked at Sylas who gave a nod of agreement, obviously something discussed between them in private. He continued, "Our military have no real experience with warfare, and we might not always be so lucky with our visitors. We would ask if your own soldiers would be willing to train with us, to sharpen us in the ways of war." Surprised, Mulder shot Vaughan a glance. "I have no problem with that, should Major Vaughan feel it to be appropriate." "I would welcome the opportunity, Deputy Regent," Cade said evenly. "One of the mandates of my unit is to work and train with what we refer to as Indigenous Forces in the hopes that the lessons learned in training will lessen the casualties on the battlefield." "Then we shall meet soon and discuss strategies," Kyran smiled. "I thank you in advance. I know we shall learn much from you." "Regent, if I may," Parvis spoke up. "Have you heard of us before? Starfleet? the Federation? Does any of that ring a bell with you?" "No, it does not," Sylas and his councillors looked baffled. "We have had guests before, it is true, but none have spoken of such things. But then again, we do not ask, it would be considered rude. We are who we are, let others be who *they* are. What matters is the heart inside, not the outward shell." Parvis nodded and continued. "Also, Sir, I should point out. Our organization, the Federation, we come from many different worlds. The group you see before you represents, um," Parvis paused to look around at the away team, "at least three or four different species. We have individuals from quite a few others on the station. Even with your experience with other races prior to us, are there any concerns you might have for preparing your people for the apparent invasion of aliens?" Sylas gave a gentle smile, "No, Counsellor, I can foresee no problems. Now we have met you, we will trust you to respect our world. Come, and be welcome. Though, not all at once, of course," he laughed at his own little joke. "And you, counsellor, might like to take some time to talk with our Recorder of History, Professor Hellon. As culture is your interest, he will be able to give you access to our libraries and records." Mulder chipped in there, "Just so's we don't make any mistakes or cause any offence, are there any sacred spots or areas of danger we should not venture near?" She was thinking, that if he gave a list of places not to go, that would be the *first* place she'd send teams in to investigate. "Not at all. We have no deities, or danger spots, that we are aware of. Those who wish to visit our cities may use our shuttleports on the edge of each town. Those who wish to venture further afield may out down wherever your pilots deem safe." "Excellent. I am sure we shall wish to bring back souvenirs too," Mulder was almost thinking out loud. "There is one thing you should be aware of, Captain - one request we would most strongly make." Sylas looked serious. "We as a people are vegetarians. Our eco-system is quite fragile and we do not eat the flesh of fish, fowl or beast. There are certainly species of animals here but they are not numerous and we do not hunt them or keep them as pets. We would ask that no animals are removed from our world. It is the nearest thing to an order we can make, if you would bear that in mind." "Certainly. That's not unreasonable," she readily agreed. "So, Captain," Sylas looked happy. "When may we expect your crews?" "As soon as we can get organised," Mulder said. "Oh, what is your financial situation? Do you take Federation credits?" "As we do not know what Federation credits are, we might be reluctant but...ahh, very well. I am sure you are honourable people. We have our own currency, which would not be compatible, probably with yours, but I'm sure our financial institutions can make provision. We would also be happy to accept latinum, it is as valuable to us as we know it to be to other interstellar visitors." "Sounds good," Mulder nodded, then a thought struck her, "That reminds me - you do not seem to have any space programme yourselves. And yet your technology puts you well into the capability bracket..." "The simple answer is, Captain, that we are not interested in travelling afield. We are content here, and have no real interest in the rest of the galaxy. Should the day ever come when our people decide they would like to venture further, then doubtless we shall do so. But no, not now. It would not suit us at all." "Oh. Right. But you will come up to our Starbase sometime and allow us to return the hospitality?" He shook his head, "I thank you, Captain, but I would prefer to stay on the good ground." There was a polite but indisputable note of finality in his voice and he stood, the meeting clearly over. =/\= =/\= =/\= After being guided back to the shuttles back up with Paxan and her marines, the base passed in no time as Mulder's mind had learned. Stepping back out into the round her for a debriefing. with all due courtesy, meeting short ten minute trip back to the was reflecting on everything they shuttlebay she gathered the party "That was probably the biggest anti-climax I've ever known. No trouble, no problems, just - a warm welcome. Did we do something right or something wrong? So, what say you all - can we allow R&R? We still have to work out where the hell they came from, but I'm veering towards letting our people go down there. That's probably where the solutions lie anyway." Paxan Brey looked around smiling. She was making no secret about her desire to spend a little time on the mystery planet, "I, for one can see no reason why we shouldn't spend a little time planetside. Just because they've come out of nowhere doesn't mean they're hostile and we all joined Starfleet to seek out new civilizations and explore, what's the difference if they come to us instead of us knocking on their doorstep?" Felix shrugged. "I'll have to make up a flight rota, but I guess it'll give us some much-needed practice." Feeling suspicious was both Frank's job, and his nature. There had been no problems down there, nor any indication of future problems...All nice and smooth and painless. As if they landed on some happy-go-merry hippie communion, complete with mostly middle aged women who were singing, dancing, and wearing spacious clothing as they were frolicking about. Nonsense. There was no such place. There had to be an underbelly in that paradise; there always was. But never mind that, he thought. In his mind he could see pristine beaches, sunshine, scantly clad females and lots of ice cold beer, and he saw that it was good. Cade's thoughts were running closer to Palmice's than the others, both on the suspicion angle and the beach angle. "If it's too good to be true, then it probably is, Captain. Although, I just don't see the downside right now. For the time being, can I suggest that all shuttles and visitors be accompanied by either marines or security? Just until we know for sure." "Agreed," she nodded thoughtfully. "I'll draw up a procedures list for everyone to follow, and subject to a few safety restrictions I see no reason why we can't start flights to the surface first thing tomorrow morning. I'll get the orders out this evening." She stretched, "So, I suggest you all start planning your holiday destinations, people. I know we still have to solve the whole mystery of how they got here, but for now - it looks like we've got out own personal Risa... =/\= Bridge - USS Caledonia =/\= "ZANZIBAR! ZANIBAAAR! AND WE ALL LOVE ZAN-ZEE-BAAAR!" The helm crew were having a team sing-song as they pulled away from Raven. "ZANZIBAR! ZANIBAAAR! AND WE ALL LOVE ZAN-ZEE-BAAAR!" After the fourth repetition, Jadi Z'El stopped and looked puzzled, "Say, Chief, are there any verses? I mean, are there any more words?" "Nope, thass all there is," Jinti assured her. "And why do we 'love' Zabzibar?" Richards was in a pedantic mood. "I mean, it's a frieghter that we've got to salvage. It's just...a freighter." "Cuz it's the words to the song, silly," Jitni poked him in the ribs. "It's an ole classic from earth, an' it's called 'Vindaloo'...yeah, Vindaloo." "So, it's just one line, only with the word Vindaloo instead of Zanzibar?" Jadi was trying to catch up. "That doesn't make much sense." "It useta be a football song. An' football crowds weren't usually very bright so they had ta keep it easy so's they could remember the words." Jinti nodded sagely. "Vindaloo, though? Isn't that a spicy terran foodstuff?" Richards was racking his brains. "Yep, I think." "And it's linked to football *how*?" "Dunno. I didn't make it up!" Jinti shrugged. "I only used it cuz it fits with Zanzibar cuz it's got the same three sillybulls." "Oh, so there *are* more verses..." Jadi said with an accusing look. "Eh?" "More verses about crazed livestock. You said there were three silly bulls in it in." Richards thwunked his head on the console. Jinti just blinked. Fortunately, McArhns' voice issued instructions at that point...."And Jinti...get us there as soon as possible, and remember that we have new crew on board. Act accordingly. McArnh out." "Haaahaahaa..." Jinti crowed, "I reckon the skipper wants me ta show them that we'z a ship with a pilot thats got *STYLE* - *Yeah!* Jadi Z'El surreptitiously reached for the sick-bucket she'd stowed away under the co-pilots console. "Well, bye-bye Raven, we won't see you again, I don't expect," Richards yawned and stretched. Jinti fell silent, her earlier exuberance sudenly gone. "Chief?" "Yeh?" "You going to, y'know, get us going?" Richards shot her a puzzled look. "Oh, right, yeah," she gave a sharp little shake of the head as if brushing unknown thoughts away and flexed her fingers. "Come on then, gang, gimme some encouragement," she forced herself to perk up again. "ZANZIBAR! ZANIBAAAR! AND WE ALL LOVE ZAN-ZEE-BAAAR!" the two co-pilots obligingly roared. "Yeee-ha, all set fer warp speed...lesss GO..." she slammed the console and the Caledonia jumped like a maiden aunt being goosed by the vicar. The warp bubble enveloped the ship out of sheer desparation and the vessel shot forward in an enveloping blue streak, in which you could almost see the sparks. "Warp factor one...two...three..." they chanted. "Three an' holding. And now we're rollin'." "Don't you mean 'rocking', Chief?" "I means whut I sez," Jinto chortled and spun the Caly into a corkscrew roll, "Woohoo inertial dampeners, dampen *this*!" They did, too, at least after three or four seconds... Jadi was glad the sick bucket was thus far empty, as it flew across the bridge. She scrabbled to catch it as her stomach realised what was happening, and hid behind the security console, barfing quietly and happily away. "Rollin', rollin' rollin', keep that ship a-rollin'..." Jinti and Richards sang loudly. Jadi gamely tried to join in but her voice was a bit gloopy and dribbly so she shut up until her stomach had emptied. "Chief, even *I'm* getting dizzy," Richards admitted after a few minutes of stomach-churning looping the loops. "Okay everybody, let's do the BUMP," Jinti turned the Caledonia into a kangaroo, and was mercifully unaware of the sounds of small objects (and possibly people) falling off shelves all over the ship. Levelling out, she had a flush of success, "C'mon Zellers, git up here, ain't you bin sick enough?" "I'm all right now," Jadi quickly shoved the bucket out of sight under the security console, and hoped that Harlan wouldn't trip over it before she had a chance to empty it. "Less go fast," Jinti chuckled." "We *are* going fast," Richards pointed out. "Okay then. Fast*er*..." "I'mm hold the console together, you see if you can make warp four. Hold on, it might get a bit bumpity..." he wrapped his arms round the console. "And...GO!" "ZANZIBAR! ZANIBAAAR! AND WE ALL LOVE ZAN-ZEE-BAAAR!" the voices roared in unison as the ship sped - a litle more smoothly than the past ten minutes...towards the ill-fated ship of that name. =/\= Marine Barracks - Starbase BoB =/\= "That tickles," Davey Tennant squirmed in his seat as Corporal Kreshna wielded the follicle stimulator. "Don't complain," Angel was pacing a little, studying her papers as if her life depended on it. Which, she reflected, it might well do. Chris Ecclestone was looking out of the viewport and called over, "...'Ayup, the shuttles are coming back in. Doesn't look like they got shot up or anything." Angel's head shot round and she joined him, and stood in silence for a few moments. "Right, they'll have landed back in the shuttlebay...no sign of Red Alert yet, so maybe it's a go..." she gripped her papers harder. Tennat had meanwhile been released from the clutches of Kreshna and picked up his own papers and Jonno took his place. "Still tickles," he went to rub his head. "Don't scratch," Angel said sharply, before Kreshna could say the same. "That'll be at last an inch long tomorrow if you don't fiddle with it." Ecclestone snickered, "Maybe you ought to borrow that, Davey-boy, in case you ever get a date..." "Oi! shut it, tosser..." "Shut it both of you," Angel snapped. "This isn't exactly getting into character, is it? Concentrate, both of you. Because I'm going to grill the fek out of you tonight and if you aren't perfect - then you aren't going." They subsided into silence and she glared at them for a few minutes more. "I'm going to sort out the rooms," Angel gave them a last warning glance and returned to her quarters. She was dressed as a civilian when she left them fifteen minutes later. Her hair was down and brushed neatly around her shoulders, and she was wearing a charcoal grey suit with a pale blue blouse, and smart black pumps. She'd dug out a small briefcase and looked suitably businesslike. It wasn't what she'd planned to wear for the actual mission, but was quietly smart enough to book rooms. Given the amount of space available, it wasn't hard to find quarters. She'd spotted a civilian room allocation service earlier, a small franchise that had one of the nearly empty decks and paid for rental of the rooms at a very cheap price, re-letting them for somewhat more. The advantage was, they were used to casual tourists and the rooms at least were reasonably well tended, unlike most of the crew quarters on the station. No questions asked, and she sorted out rooms for the small 'trade delegation' she was travelling with, obtaining pass-chips for all four of them, at different intervals along the deck. Maybe they'd swap again when it got busier but it would suffice for now. It had taken only an hour, as she had allowed herself the luxury of a stroll along the promenade for a while, getting used to walking in character as opposed to her usual efficient stride. Returning to the Marine Bay, her cohorts were all follicled, and sitting quietly reading their papers. "Let's go," she jerked her head and as they made to follow her she ised the pass-chips. "Get your stuff and get moved in. One by one, look casual. Get changed into civvies first, and then we'll go and sort some suitable stuff out from the Wardrobe. Bring a case. The level we're on is practically deserted, which is good. We'll meet later and go over the background cover stories. Then tomorrow you're going to the hairdressers." "Barbers, surely, corp?" Tennant protested. "Barbers won't do the job properly. You're not grunts any more. You're men of stature. And you're going to look right." Flipping her own pass-chip happily, she left to set up camp in her new quarters. "Room five-oh-three, nineteen hundred hours," she told them in a voice that suggested lateness would mean deadness. =/\= Storeroom - USS Caledonia =/\= Regina knocked sharply on the half hinged door of the storeroom and waited for a possible response. None was immediately forthcoming. Then again, it was late at night, so late that under other circumstances Regina might have been taken for a covert burglar. She waited a fraction longer, and then let herself in. "Mr Dop?" she called. Her surveying gaze took in every nook and dust ridden cranny. Farlak Dop was apparently elsewhere. "Tut," said Regina to herself, although she had expressly chosen to appear at a time when the quartermaster was unlikely to be around. Regina had an inexplicable distaste for the man. She did not approve of anyone being in charge of supplies except for her. Now she strode confidently to the shelf where she had recently seen stacked her large order of slug pellets. She stared confidently at the allocated section where each box had been placed, one on top of the other, ceiling high. She reached a confident hand to withdraw the first of said boxes - and paused. There were no slug pellet boxes. "Drat that man!" Regina muttered. Farlak had obviously reorganised everything. One couldn't trust a man to do anyone these days, least of all fulfill their marriage sacrements. She began rooting through various boxes. The storeroom went back and back, and as she was swallowed further into its depths it became murkier and murkier, damper and damper, until at last Regina stepped on something sludge green and squishy. "Eeeeeeeeeeee-uuurghhhh-EW!" The flattened slug slimed out of either side of her shoe. Regina hopped on one foot in disgust. The other foot accidentally hopped on the slug's remains. "EEWW!!" She backed away carefully and examined the carcass. Just looking at it made her feel faint. Regina thought she might detest slugs more than anything in the world. Still, this clear evidence made her feel rather smug. She had told McArnh they needed pellets and he had not believed her. Now she extracted a white piece of chalk from her handbag and drew a line around the body. It was a rather wobbly line, due to the mode of decimation. Thoughtfully, Regina surveyed the murder scene. She took a few thoughtful photos from her holo-camera before continuing her quest. Half an hour later, Regina was covered in dust, had discovered four more slugs oozing up the walls and had a narrow escape from treading on another one. A far back container revealed out of date bags of salt, but apparently they were still in working order, as the four slugs were now zero in sentient form. Salt was not Regina's preferred method. It made a despicable mess. She had had to scoop up the remains of each molten slug and scrub the spot of its demise severely with disinfectant. Still, no slug pellets. Two hours on, she had to admit there were no boxes in the room. Someone must have moved them. Regina entertained the brief hope that it might have been for a sensible purpose, like killing slug outbreaks, then dismissed it. They would have been moved for some inconsequential reason, like providing a ladder or holding up a wall. Regina left the storeroom for the relative civilisation of her office. =/\= =/\= =/\= 'WANTED!!!! MISSING SLUG PELLETS' ran the sign. Unfortunately, there had been a slight mishap with the font layout, so the eventual printout actually read: 'WANTED!!! MISSING SLUG pellets. Please report to R. Monkfish-McArnh if you have seen this vital piece of equipment. There are slugs on board. Do not give in to their vile numbers. Return the slug pellets at once.' Regina took a number of posters and pasted them on department and individual's doors. Flyers were scattered over the Bridge. Finally, she printed out several enlargements of the deceased and chalk outlined slug photograph, and placed them on McArnh's desk with a flyer. Yawning but still angry at slug related outbreaks, she was about to leave the office and retire when her computer beeped. The preliminary divorce papers had come through. Regina checked that her compensation specified the acquisition of Grey's whisky, and scrawled her signature into the padd. She added the padd to the collection of goodies. As the office door shut behind her, she could have sworn she saw something green and slimy squeezing into a nearby hole. =/\= Flight Bay - SS Womble =/\= "These are the birds," offered the man before them all. Tapping at the nose of the pre-owned Knight class fighter, he continued on with a painted grin of achievement across his face. "Got five of them, all fitted with rapid fire pulse canons, state of the art micro torpedo launchers, secondary torpedo rungs and two-hundred isoton shields. These ladies can hit nine-point-four at maximum warp and had...i said *had* twin ITD-970 V fusial thrusters...Don't all drool at once boys, and lady," he added, winking to the lone woman with the group. "And," a lanky man began, pausing, "Mr. Verbumbum, why have you hired us to test them?" "Ha! That's the question isn't it, the 'hundred dollar' question," Verbumbum replied with an excited bounce. "Well, you see, you remember how i said they *used* to have twin ITD-970's...?" "Yess..." Answered the lanky man again, nodding as if communicating with the mentally lacking. "Well..." Verbumbum leaned in, seemingly about to expose the world's greatest mystery, "NOW THEY HAVE TRIPLE ITD-220's!!!" Several of the group exchanged questioning glances with one another - and a few raised eyebrows in secret intrigue. From the back a whistle emerged and stepping forth the woman nodded in reply to the employer's statement. "You know, i heard news that someone was playing with 200's...but 220's. You know they're not legal yet, right?" She crossed her arms and waited for his response. "Oh bah," Verbumbum waved a hand. "That's just paperwork. Once the right people know they're stable they'll be the hottest thing in the FighterTrader!" The woman coughed in reply and stepped back. "Stable? Is this why you hired us," she asked with arms wide. "Oh you'll be paid enough! You all saw the add and you all signed the line, including you," he pointed lazily towards the woman. "So don't start getting twitchy now. Anyway. Let's get down to business..." The rest was a long, constant blur to Eddie. He'd remained off to one side, staying quiet due to an uneasy feeling of isolation and a weird sense of what he could only think of as homesickness. Every now and then he'd nodded - just to pretend he was listening - and then quickly sank into the same daydream that had followed him since his departure from Raven three days ago. "So!" Exclaimed Verbumbum, snapping Eddie out of his reverie. "Azure, you take the K-5, Barks the K-1 and you," he motioned to the quite man by the bay wall. "The K-4." Eddie looked across to the man then slowly narrowed his eyes and focused as the words began to form in his mind. "K-4?" Verbumbum only pointed to the far left fighter with a look that conveyed annoyance, impatience and 'i only have to deal with these people for a few weeks, i can handle it...i can handle it'. With no prepared retort - and no real energy to form one - Eddie uncrossed his arms and made his way towards the shiny plane. "You got much experience?" Suddenly asked the woman, stopping him with an outstretched arm. The question seemed partly loaded. Eddie stopped and passed a glance between the obstacled hand and who he assumed was 'Azure'. "I guided a few cargo haulers into dock at a waystation a few years back, that do?" Azure scoffed and lowered her hand. "I faught in the Aegis war of ninetynine, *and* passed time as a quadrant courier for two years." "That's good, well done. Now i'm going to get into my plane," Eddie replied, passing her with a pat to the shoulder and a nod. Hoping he could ignore her for the rest of the contract (as he had no intention of counting her stripes for four weeks), he climbed the steps to his cockpit and dropped into the seat swiftfully. He waved to the cropped short, black haired woman as the fighter canopy slid peacefully over his head; protecting him from the oxygen sucking space (and people) outside. The fighter controls were more advanced than he'd been used too, and a few of the bigger, redder buttons made him feel intrigued and concearned at the same time. "I, won't press them," he absently ordered to himself. Shifting in the small space, Eddie clipped the buckled straps across his chest and re-adjusted as they pulled him sharply into the back of the seat. "...don't forget," chirped a distant voice. After a moment he realised it was coming through the phonics on a helmet wedged between his ankles. Eddie picked it up and plonked it onto his head. The voice of Verbumbum continued, "These birds are twitchy, the thrusters need configuring and fine tuning so don't think they'll be the easiest ladies to control straight away. Now get out there and let's get started." "And be careful docker boy," Azure muttered across the internal communit. "This isn't a little waystation in the middle of nowhere, this is-" Eddie cut the communication with a flick of a gloved finger, "Ahh shut up." Glancing through the canopy, he eyed the lanky man called Barks and then the woman as they fired up their respective fighters. Initiating the start-up of his own, he broke from the control panels and watched as the bay doors began to part. Outside, the other pilots - and Verbumbum - had stepped into an overview room with a large window, watching the three guinea pigs in their planes. Verbumbum watched on with an excited bounce, the others simply awaited their turn. "Okay, forward is down, backward is up..." Eddie repeated, mimicking the stick control. Beside him a crack of fire suddenly exploded and Azure bolted from the bay with a streak of red and yellow behind her; soon after Barks snapped horizontally and disappeared into the abyss as well. Forcing the thruster controls, Eddie felt the fighter creep slowly forward. And then, after weighing up what he had to win or loose, he jammed the controls into place and burst out of the doors like the cork from a bottle. A concearned nerve tugged at Verbumbum's cheek as he watched from above, unsure he'd see the K-4 come back in one piece. =/\= CO's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= "Captains Log, stardate 240604.05. I'm in a bit of a quandary. The Away Team mission was unbelievably successful, and we seem to have encountered a race of generous, peaceful people who want nothing more than to welcome us to their homeworld. It seems too good to be true." Mulder paced as she dictated. "And yet, apart from the obvious mystery of where they came from, I can see no real reason why not to grant shore leave. Everyone on the station is practically hanging out of the nearest airlock hoping for shore leave. It'll be wonderful for morale. Imagine finishing a shift and then being able to go laze on a beach for several hours..." she was imagining something similar herself. "The USS Pendragon has just arrived, and with the USS Enforcer here as well, we are well covered for support. I mean, there's only a million of the Felim, and add in BoB's own defences, we could wipe them out if they tried anything silly. Except, of course, they show no indication of being anything other than completely peaceful." "Besides, as Lieutenant Brey remarked, it's the Starfleet thing to meet new species and make new discoveries. The fact that every new species we've met so far has been an unmitigated disaster would account for a lot of my pessimism, I suppose." "So, on balance, I have decided to grant shore leave to all. If we play it safe at first, and everyone follows safety protocols, then we can assess the situation and enjoy ourselves at the same time." She wandered over to the viewport and looked down at the planet below. Maybe, for once, their luck had changed for the better. "Computer, send the following text message to every console in the station, and forward on to border patrol ships docked." "To all Starfleet crews and civilians, from the office of the Station Commander." "Following the successful mission to Faylinn, shore leave may be taken, subject to the following safety protocols listed below." "Everyone going planetside must have an innoculation booster shot. To ease the strain on our own facilities, the Enforcer has agreed to cover our civilians, and the Pendragon will do the Marines. All BoB station crew and officers will be dealt with by our own infirmary. Anyone trying to go planetside without one will find themselves spending a very long time in medical quarantine - so don't risk it." "Shuttle flights to the surface will be running 24/7 initially, and each planetside visit will last for four hours only. This is to allow as many people as possible the chance to get down there whatever shift you work and also to start off gradually, whilst we are continually assessing the situation. Both the Pendragon and the Enforcer are running shuttle flights likewise to help supplement our own flight department. These flights are all free of charge, but if you've got any spare strips of latinum to show your appreciation to the pilots, I'm sure they will be much appreciated." "Civilian and privately owned shuttles may also transport passengers down - but you must register with Flight bay and follow procedures as above. Feel free to charge a small gratuity for your trouble, I'm sure people will be happy to pay." "Please can passengers report back to your shuttle promptly at the end of your four-hour visit. If there are any no-shows the pilots are under orders to call it in immediately and we have to fear the worst. Everyone will be evacuated from the surface and all visits halted. If you are found alive, you will be named & shamed, and possibly end up the most unpopular person on the station. Don't risk it." "One final point - for your own safety, do *not* go off anywhere on your own. That would be most unwise. Until further notice, all individuals or groups *must* be accompanied by either a marine or a security crewer. Stick together, and stay safe." "These protocols may sound stringent, but remember this is brand new territory here, people. If all goes smoothly the regulations will be reviewed in a weeks time, and we will be able to grant longer stays planetside. But for now - keep alert and keep safe." "The first flights will begin at 0800 hours tomorrow morning - so go dig out that bikini or scuba diving suit, and have a wonderful time." Mulder circled her shoulders and stretched. A bit of beach time would go down nicely. *If* she got chance. "Computer, send message to every console on the station. Attach away team logs to ensure everyone is fully briefed on their protocols. And forward logs and this order to Gamma Command, to keep them in the loop. Done?" [Affirmative. Sent] "Good," Mulder returned her gaze to the planet below, and wondered what mysteries it might give up over the coming weeks. =/\= Infirmary - Starbase BoB =/\= Due to the Captain's recent message, Shinandra was faced with several terrifying prospects at the moment. Well, maybe not *terrifying* but certainly nothing to be looked forward to. First and foremost, however, was seeing to the inoculation of any crew wishing to go to the planet. She had already received the earlier message regarding the upgrades and then dug these out of the computer and begun the process of making them. However, now she had discovered that the BoB Infirmary would be responsible for all Fleet crew on board. Thank God that those border patrol ships were taking some on, but still... To make this a more efficient process, she had pulled up a roster of the Starfleet Crewmembers here on BoB and did the count. Now, of course, she wasn't entirely trusting this to be *accurate*, but she figured that it could at least provide a starting number. From there, Sandra and she worked on making enough for that number plus some. Next would be the arrangement of shifts to make sure there was some one prepared and ready to deliver the inoculation without any of them chaining themselves to the Infirmary. Well, without *all* of them doing so. Nandra, for her part, was volunteering to take on more time. She wanted to make sure that her staff got some time off to head down, but she wasn't looking forward to it too much. This was the second part of her uncomfortable prospects: shore leave. Now, really, she enjoyed a vacation and beautiful planet as much as the next person. She had grown up on a planet that was quite lovely and she had enjoyed that aspect of it (the family, not so much, but the location was great). This though...she just wasn't sure about it. It seemed too good to be true and Nandra had decided long ago, even before BoB though life here strengthened it, to not trust that too much. Besides, she might see...more people down there and she was still in the wallowing-in-guilt phase of things. Then there was that 'marine or security' officer part of the directive, which opened up fearful doors. No, no, for the moment, Shinandra was perfectly content to replication and rotation of inoculations for all those who enough to head down that way. She had the bad feeling that be able to resist it for too long, but she planned to try! perfectly good excuse, after all. work on were brave she might not She had a "I think we're almost ready," Sandra announced with a smile. (The technician was looking forward to this planet thing. Nandra just didn't understand it. Had she not been paying attention all this time?) "Well, at least we got a head start before the Away Team headed down," the Doctor replied with something of a forced casual smile as she carried a tray over to a back cabinet. This would mean, though, that more would have to be made later as general stock, but that wouldn't been too much of a problem and it was another excuse to avoid having to face the temptation to take Shore Leave. "I think that does it for the day, you can head home," Nandra told the other woman with another smile, this one a little less forced. "I'll stay on til the next shift comes in," she added. Sandra nodded, "Thanks, Doc. Take it easy and try to get down there yourself when you can. I think the break would do you good." With that, the woman left. 'Not a chance in hell,' Nandra chuckled, shaking her head. She was taking too many chances lately. It might be crazy up here, but she was more than happy to remain in the familiar insanity for a while longer before bracing the unknown. Besides, she had the feeling that there would be a fair amount of people jumping at the chance for some break time. She did wonder what was wrong with them all. Suddenly, she had the realization that maybe her paranoia was growing just a bit beyond normal...okay, maybe a lot beyond normal. Perhaps she would make herself take some shore leave time on the planet, after all... =/\= Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= The hour was late enough that Avery had decided to close the shop for a while. There were no customers, what with all the fuss about the planet, and he was just not in a people friendly mood. If business was good, he would've found the way, but as it was, the lack of traffic was just making it easier to dwell. In an effort to escape beating himself up, he had decided to take Rocky for a walk. The Pug was estatic for the chance. In the store, he got to meet and greet people who came in, but he liked the chance to go out and meet people. He was definitely a people Pug. As he walked, he couldn't help a stop by a viewport. It certainly looked beautiful and the news that people were being allowed to go down and take a little planet side vacation time should have cheered him up. He wasn't normally the type to hold on to negative feelings like this, but this time...he just couldn't help it. He could not escape the feeling that he'd pushed too far and now might have lost his chance for good. How could he not feel that way? They spend the night together and she wakes up almost in tears from regret. How does one handle that? He didn't know... It'd never happened to him before. But then again, Shinandra was always different for him...She was the reason he'd moved here when he never would have dreamed doing that for any one woman, yet here he was. It wasn't that it was unpleasant being here. Most the people he'd met had been nice and the atmosphere was usually good... when there weren't minor disasters, but even those didn't seem to linger over-long and business was generally good. Now though, he had to wonder if he'd just screwed it all up for good... Still looking down at the planet as he was lost in thought, he told himself that he couldn't think like that. He would just have to back up and go about it from a different, slower, angle. He wondered if she was planning to go down for shore leave. Perhaps that would be a way to make it up to her. He hadn't forced her to do anything she didn't want to do on some level, so there was still hope and perhaps the planet could help... "Hmm," he thought out loud. That would be worth seriously considering. Already starting to feel better about things, Avery smiled a small smile down at Rocky who, in turn, grinned back at him as they began their walk again. Avery continued to cast glances out the viewport thoughtfully. Rocky would have done the same, if he would've been tall enough to see through it. =/\= Shuttle Departure Bay - Starbase BoB =/\= "Seven, eight. Oi, you pair, will you sit still? Trying to do a head count. Don't want to leave you there." Dhillon checked the passenger manifest. All were present and correct. Gerty was his baby, and that mean covering the cost of her conversion from a pit pony to a fancied filly. Flights down were supposed to be free. Dhillon however like the clink of loose change. Under fives were travelling free. Juniors below sixteen were twenty slips. Senior citizens were the same.Adults and above sixteen were twenty five. Students and wastrels were twenty two. There was a family ticket for sixty. Dhillon cast his eye over the full cargo hold that had been converted into a flight tube. It was a cheap as chips, but it was free market to under cut the competition, if there was any. There were kids, adults, seniors. A couple of security crewman, acting as muscle should the need arise. Thankfully, no furry animals. There were however several students who may require some water at some stage. "He won't really leave us there, will 'e?" "Mummy, Dhil-len Ha-vane l-looks scary." "Be quiet, girls, and buckle up. Mummy feels a headache coming on. Yes, he''ll probably have you for dinner if you pair don't behave." Dhillon stopped to lean on the headrest of the seats. One whimpered, to recoil. The other was a little braver. Choosing to blow a raspberry, and stick out a forked tongue. Dhillon chuckled to do the same. The Micksture twins laughed. "Dhi-len not scary." Dolly wimpered, as her legs are slapped. "Told you, Dolly, shut it." Dhillon frowned; maybe he had an alternative view on parenting. He wasn't about to share it, as both Dolly and Dolores started to wail and wimper. This required something quick and easy. Dhillon reached into his pocket, for his secret weapon. Kids and confectionary, never mind the dentist. Dolly stopped gurning. Dolores hicced herself quiet. They grinned yellow smiles, rather wide eyed. "Sweeties, Dolly-" "Dolores, he's a stranger, not allowed." Dhillon shrugged, snatching back the confectionary. He started to walk towards the cockpit. "Never mind, girlies. Thought your mum could do with a break. Shall have to find another map reader, and assistant." The girls looked at each other, then at the mother. The woman was looking strained; this was meant to be nice trip out. A nice little adventure. This was just too stressful; she would have to make an appointment with the counsellor on her way back. Arihana would understand, how *she* managed to juggle a kid and a husband... "Aww, please mummy. Dhil-len not scary." "Mummy, please we be good, won't we dolly, please, please." Dhillon was about to close the door to the cockpit, he looked at his watch. They really ought to get a move on. Two pairs of mauve legs and two pairs of black patent shoes were pelting towards him. What had he let himself into? "'Old it, Dhil-len" "Yeah, w-w-wait a minit, Dhi-len." "Map reading whatsit, Dolly gonna be de assistant." "Me? Dolores, no, you gonna be the assistant." Time was ticking on. Dhillon could only laugh. Laugh as the two sisters attached to one another, and sought to do serious damage, tooth and nail. A little toddler sized cyclonic blur of elbows, curls, and black patent shoes. "Hh, eugh, watch eye, och, below the belt, Dolly, Doleres, Dolly, no, Dolores-HOLD IT!" Dhillon reached into the mess that was red curls and lilac taffeta. The collar of each four year old at the end of each hand. Dolly dropped at the end of one seat. "One map. Schup and sit there. Honestly, no one fights like a pair of girls." Dolores, the heavier of the two was at the other end. "A peep from either of you, and mommy gets it." Dhillon sat between them at the helm. "You *are* scary." "Don't like you, Dhil-len." Dhillon reached into his pockets, extending towards the girls a lolly each. "Oooh,kiwi." "Me likes raspberry." "We like you, Dhil-len." "Yeah, we got sweeties." Some time later, they were with touching distance. Dhillon was waiting for permission to land as the twins sat forward. Sit forward and look at this brave new world, that was for the course of this trip, their oyster. They were excited. This was their first trip away. The first since Daddy disappeared on a walk with Mummy. Mummy had to see the brain bending lady everynow and again, when it got too much. "Girls, sit back, please. Unless you both want an early bath." The girls did as they were told, even buckled themselves in. Dolly tossed the map to one side, finding something that looked interesting down the side of the seat. There was Dhillon, and Arihana, a long time ago, up close and bit too personal for a four year old to know about. "That's her, the brain bending lady, look, Dolores." The one twin reached across the pilot to look at the image. "It is, and what you doing, Dhillen, you kissing that lady?" Dolly reached over again, much to the pilots fuss. He took the image in the the middle of the exhange, he'd forgotton about that, and screwed it up to toss it over his shoulder. The girls started to chorus, as Dhillon attemped to land. It was an old picture, one of the ones he'd nicked from the box in storage. "Dhil-len and Awihana, sittin' in a twee, k-i-s-s-i-n-g-" The shuttle shuddered to a halt. Dhillon looked first at Dolly, and then at Dolores. "Girls, she's not nice. Not worth kissing, never mind anything else. Arihana may be nice to most people, but to me, to me she was awful." This was ridiculous, eliciting sympathy from tweenies. This could work in his favour. "So if you see her..." The twins listened intently; they had got a free sweetie. "Floor her. She's mad, bad and dangerous to know, alright?" The twins nodded. Nodded as Dhillon got ready for the travellers to disembark. =/\= Down on Faylinn =/\= She had been here a while. Just watching the tide come, lap the shore and go back out again. She couldn't hear it, the gentle sound of the sea come in and out. She was too busy listening to the bass in her ears. The counsellor stood up, dusting off the sand that attached itself to the black and white sarong. The warm sand coated the soles of the Counselor's feet.Arihana was alone. Alone for once. No Dhillon, Suraj was the other side of the gamma quadrant. Save for the swimsuit, the counsellor was stripped bare of all essentials. She was in her own skin, rather than contained and cosseted in a uniform. She was just her, Arihana, whilst she was here. The assistant chief counsellor went the same way as the teal.She no longer answered to Mrs.Havane, and being mummy was also no more. The counsellor dropped the white sphere, it landed with a soft thud onto the sand. Playing on sand stretched every possible muscle you could think of and then some. Was a bit like running at full pelt as your legs filled with lactic acid. The electronic sound started to resonate in the counsellors ears as the track changed. Arihana started to concentrate as she lifted the sphere up and down a few times with the inside of her right instep. Other than Psychology, this was what she did. Dhillon aside, this was what really turned her on, made the adrenalin flow. Arihana could escape into a world of her own, her own little domain. Play, come on play that song Play it all night long Just turn it up and turn me on Play, come on DJ play that song You know that it turns me on (DJ just play that song) Just turn it up and turn me on The counsellor wiled away some time. Just catching her own passes, darting over the sand. Cutting through the sand, it sprayed back in the breeze. The same way a bow of a ship would in water. She could feel the gentle breeze from the sea. She was so caught up in her own little world. It had been such a long time. The music was still playing in her ears, as she passed and played. The sphere bounced and belted up and down the the sand. This was what it was like to play on the Copacabana, or in the Seychelles. On a beach of fine white grain with the sun beating on your back. You were the centre of your own little universe, in this case, Arihana's. Arihana's little universe, the world was revolving around her for a change, and screw the lot of 'em. DJ just play that song 'Cause I want to be dancin' all night long (DJ) Just play my, play my, play my play my, play my favorite song Burning. That's what's the sensation was. The top of Arihana's shoulders, across the nape of her neck there was an angry red smudge where the sun had caught her. Would probably be awfully sore later, Arihana couldn't remember where the sunscreen went. Still she carried on; she was in the zone for the moment. Her legs were feeling heavy, and the counsellor was severely dehydrated. The soles of feet were numb. Numb from kicking over the sand, numb from beating the ground. Arihana was spent. The energy had been expended, but she wanted more. To carry on, break through that barrier. Break through that wall, and slingshot out the other side. To sample, sample the spirit of ecstasy. I don't care if everybody's gone Turn it up 'cause it turns me on Keep dancin' all night long (night long) It feels so right that it can't be wrong (can't be wrong) I get the chills up and down my spine Whenever I hear that song of mine When it stops better press rewind (play that -) Let me hear it one more time Arihana swung around on her left leg to pivot. With her right, she had swung around to boot the sphere towards the ocean. It landed with a splash, and bobbed on the surface. Arihana sighed, her legs were very heavy. Her heart was going like a hammer and tongs. She was severely dehydrated, as her stomach thought her throat had been cut. Arihana pursed her lips, to inhale. Inhale the fresh air, to get rid of the oxygen debt.The ball was getting further and further out. She shrugged. Suppose she could go for a dip, nothing better to do. The black and white sarong fluttered to the sand as she padded towards the sea. Play Come on play that song (Now Mr. DJ) Play it all night long (I've asked you three times) DJ just play that song Just turn it up and turn me on (Play my - - song!) That was better. Nothing like a dip to cool down. She would probably be sore, from the deeper shade of olive and the lactic acid. Arihana stepped up the shore, cradling the sphere under her arm. Size fives leaving imprints quickly demolished by the lazy ocean that hugged the shore. Still she was in her own little world, as though no one could touch her. Wasn't quite that feeling of being invincible, but of being whole. Whole, as opposed to one half of a duo. One third of the triad that had been him, her and little'un. She was one unit in herself. A standalone individual, with no strings to tie her down. "There she is." "D'ats her, the brain bender." "She was nasty. Nasty to Dhillon." "Yeah, let's go sort her out." The counsellor put a palm over her eyes; there was movement that interrupted the glare of the sun. The movement appeared to be two kids. About fourish, locks of flailing red curls ontop of which there were straw bonnets. The movement, it was headed straight at her. Uh-0h. Next thing she knew, the ball had dropped, Arihana was being tackled. The sounds in her ears had started to crackle and fizzle, the track skipped. Not tackled, tackled. But rugby tackled. By two four year olds. Play, come on DJ play that song you know that it turns me on DJ just play that song (turn it up, turn it up,...) 'Cause I want to be dancing all night long (turn it up, turn the track up) Arihana sat up, propped up by her elbows. One. Two. Oh, no the Micksture twins. She was seeing their mother in her professional capacity. Mrs.Micksure had lost her husband in suspicious circumstances. Selective memory and trauma. "Hello, Awi-ana." "Us two. Me, I'm Dolly, this is Dolores. We're the Dhil-len Havane fan club." Arihana dusted herself off, tying the sarong back on. This was odd. Since when did Dhillon have a fan club? She tutted at Dolly, the sarong had a hole in it. "I'll send you the bill, Darling." Arihana rolled the sphere underfoot, arms crossed as she looked at the twins. Floored. By them, these two devils in blue dresses. "You know, he'll only break your heart. Fall off that pedestal you've got him on." Dolly stepped forward, for Arihana to push her back with an index finger. "Darling, I'm three foot taller and heavier too." Dolly shuffled back, only for Dolores to step forward. "Same goes for you, Sweetheart." What was this, an ambush? "Listen, Havane isn't some budgie or hamster you can keep as a pet. Think you can keep him in a teapot or something?" Arihana craned her neck forward, a little painful, but it was for effect. "Now, beat it." There was was a woman coming towards before I play the Roy Keane defence. girls wimpered, as they were scooped were being a nuisance. Arihana shook as gold. They're a credit to you." =/\= Down on Faylinn =/\= them, the mother. "I said; sling it, You heard of bone crunching-" The up by their mother, asking if they her head, and smiled. "Nope, as good Arihana sent some sand flying. As the muscle finally turned up from where ever he hand wandered off to. Despite being in a world of her own, Arihana hadn't technically been alone. "What? Now you turn up. I get flying tackled by tiddlywinks,...you are so a waste of time. Could have been one of them," The counsellor was ready, ready to launch some vitriol at the security crewman she had had been assigned, "oh, you what you found?" The chap unfurled his palm; the sea water glistened on the sufarce of the shell. "Hmm, give." Arihana took the ocre coloured shell in her hands. "Now that, is pretty. Bit like you, really. Shame 'bout the brains, eh?" The crewman smiled, even said thank you. The breeze was starting to pick up, and whatever sun shed it's light here was starting to dip on the horizon. Arihana rolled the sphere forwards, as she and the crewman, "What was your name, again?" "Seb, Counsellor", walked towards what looked like a jetty. The counsellors black and white sarong fluttered out behind her. Already she was a little sun kissed looking as they sat on the end of the jetty,letting their feet dip into the water. Arihana took the little a moment, please got no still damp from her dip Pretty in a boyish, out within yelling distance got tweenied. blue ear buds from her ears, "Could you hold them pockets." Arihana untied the brunette locks, earlier. Seb was alright, better than nothing. of a Ralph Lauren advert way. He had stayed whilst she had indulged herself, aprt from she "Counsellor, you've burned." Arihana shrugged, as the crewman turned his attention the sphere the counsellor had brought down with her. "You don't say much, Seb, for a fella lumbered with the shrink. Contrary to popular belief, I don't bite." Now it was Sebs's turn to shrug, it wasn't his job to talk, just look intimidating. Arihana laughed, to poke a freckled but toned shoulder, "Intimidating? As opposed to pretty, didn't I say?" Seb grinned again, and asked about the shell that Arihana had set between them. "Clever boy, change the subject before she jumps your skin." The counsellor picked up the shell. Looked very much like a conch. "As much as I'd like to, Seb, the energy and inclination, have depleted of late. This shell. "Looks very pretty, don't it, Seb. Wonder if it works the same way." Seb looked confused, As Arihana put it to her lips. The counsellor blew into it a moment, before coughing a spluttering. Seb shook his head, "eugh, salt. Try again." Arihana inhaled, deeply from the diaphragm. There was dull roar; a coupe of other beach bathers looked in their direction. Seb looked a little surprised. Arihana did too, surprised as how with her lung capacity she had managed to get as sound of it. "Shame, can't take it back." Seb removed his feet, to shake of the water. They had to get back He held out a hand to help the counsellor up. "Ta, I'm not that old, but thank you." Shaking her feet dry, Arihana stood up, her knees clicking. The temperature had dropped a little. She hunched up her shoulders as they walked back up the jetty. "Tch, four hours, don't half go quick." Seb nodded, dribbling the sphere along the jetty. Seb waited outside what was a beachhut type thing. Waited as the counsellor changed. Changed back into uniform, she wasn't in the mood to give anyone the satisfaction of telling her off for not being properly attired. Arihana had the dark duffle bag slung over her shoulder as she knotted the brunette tresses into a bun. They walked to the shuttleport where they had been dropped of earlier. They were one of the last ones to board. "Sorry, my fault, Seb-sorry, crewman..." Seb looked up from his daze "Flint, counsellor", Arihana half smiled, "...did say, I lost track." They took their seats, as Arihana winced to pull the duffle bag over head to sit down, having slung the bag over head. "You only have to ask, counsellor." Arihana frowned to look at Seb. "Ask, what for?" Seb smiled, a boyish smile, as he reached into the duffle bag, drawing the cobalt blue cord. He waved the bottle at the counsellor. "Sunscreen." The counsellor found herself being pushed back as the shuttle started to climb. "W-oah...Ta, seb, I'll keep that in mind..." Seb tossed the sunscreen back. "Should hope so too, Counsellor. Would hate to rub you up the wrong way." Arihana laughed quietly to herself. So that is where the sunscreen went. "I'll have to check the duty rota, counsellor." "Hmm, what for?" Seb smiled, as the shuttle got within the reach of BoB. Arihana stood up, the same time Seb did to reach her bag. Hmm, pretty, very pretty. "Oh, great, so you'll come with me every time.You're my very own body guard, aint you Seb?" "And guard I shall, now that I know what you look like in a-" "Ach, grow up...no, not like that...,oh, man, I can't win-" =/\= Shuttle Bay - Starbase BoB =/\= Gideon went over the equipment strapped down in the shuttle again, not the equipment itself, but the restraints holding it down. If it was going to be a combat landing, the ride would be bumpy and he didn't want several hundred pounds of heavy weapons flying through the air to crush his skull. Sergeant Drake Bastion stood to the rear of the shuttlebay checking over an inventory padd of all the equipment they would be bringing along- specifically the weaponry. Drake hoped that it wouldn't come to using the big guns but if it did, he would be ready. Gideon stepped back out of the shuttle and eyed his team for a moment. The seven marines looked ready, but two of them had never heard a shot fired in anger before. He'd have to keep an eye on them. He nodded to them and sauntered over to the other shuttle. "Sergeant Bastian? Everything all set for your crew?" The young marine looked up and stiffened to a formal stance as his superior officer addressed him. Drake hadn't had much dealing with Gideon since being assigned to BoB, but in the brief conversations he'd had, he understood how things worked with him. "Absolutely sir," he said with a nod to the containers, "Just going over the inventory list one last time. We should be prepared for just about anything if something should go wrong down there." The senior Non-Com didn't smile, he rarely did that, but he nodded his head thoughtfully. "Good." From a cargo pocket he produced a deck of cards. "Care to pass the time," he asked as he waved the deck. Drake looked at the cards then glanced at the padd in his hand, "Sure thing. I'm just finishing with this," he said as he deactivated the Padd and motioned to a crewman to load the containers into the shuttles hold. "What are we playing?" "Gin rummy. The only good thing that the Anglos ever imparted to my people." Gideon started shuffling the cards while they were walking. "Ah, a personal favorite of mine," he said with a grin. In truth, Drake Bastian had never played the game before as it wasn't a typical Risian past time. Of course, he was not the kind of man to admit an inadequacy in front of a superior officer so he decided to just bluff it. Gideon pointed to a spot along the wall near some storage lockers. He cut the deck one-handed and started dealing. Sitting down on a bench, Drake took the cards dealt to him. He glanced at his hand and wondered if it was a good hand. Biting the inside of his cheek, Bastian furrowed his brow thoughtfully. He felt this made his appear to be weighing all his choices as far as the game was concerned. Inwardly he was cursing himself that he didn't involve himself in the game when his unit would play back on the USS Australia. "I've been reviewing the evals that you've sent to Captain Vaughan...Major Vaughan...whatever he is this week." Gideon sorted through the cards in his hand, trying to make some of them match up. "Seems like you've got a couple of decent prospects." Bastian looked up at the question, "The team is doing well, sir," he said as he glanced from his cards towards the junior snipers standing nearby, "I've been conducting tests with them on the holodeck and I can see a few with a natural ability...some of the others might wash out before the final exercise but it's still too early to tell." "Well, Mr. Vaughan has left it up to you to pick not only your three but another four to form the core of the second team." He scratched the back of his neck. "I'm assuming that the ones over there are your best?" He looked towards couple whom he was taking down to the surface with him, "They're the good ones, I assure you," he said with a chuckle, "Their names are DaSani and Langdon." Gideon turned his gaze on the younger soldiers. *They keep getting younger every day, seems like.* "They seem eager enough, but are they going to have the patience to get through the qualification course?" Bastian stared intently at his cards, wondering what all the shapes and pictures meant, "To be honest, I had my doubts at first but they've really shown promise. They aren't ready yet but they will be," said Drake as he looked up, "This is the end of the road for most of them, sir. If it's not BoB...it's no where." Gideon watched the Sergeant for another moment before the corners of mouth twitched upward minutely. "You have no idea how to play this game do you?" The younger marine blinked and couldn't muster a good enough expression to lie his way out of the question. Grinning instead, Drake nodded, "Not at all, sir." "Then allow me to teach you the finer points. Maybe later we can move on to poker." Gideon's left eyebrow arched. "I'm assuming, of course, that you do know how to play one of those disciplines." "Poker?" he responded, "Ofcourse I know how to play poker. Who doesn't know how to play poker?" Again, Drake had no idea how to play poker-he was Risian damn it. Risian's played games involving titillation and jamaharon, not silly card games where the only way to win was by means of deception and trickery. Gideon was about to reply when Specialist from Ops walked up to them. "Your missions are scrubbed. The Away Team is on their way back right now, no problems reported," she added to forestall any questions before turning and leaving again. Gideon swept the cards into his hand and straightened the deck before putting it back in his pocket. "Saved by the bell, Bastian. Guess we'll work on gin rummy next time." A wave of relief washed over Drake as he suddenly saw his pride remaining intact. Standing from the bench, he tilted his head towards Gideon and smirked, "Looking forward to it, sir." Gideon nodded and looked over to his own crew. "BREAK IT DOWN! Get all that equipment back to the armory!" Heading off back towards his junior snipers, Sergeant Drake Bastian ordered them to stand down and head back to the holodeck for further training exercises. Others on this base might be preparing for some R&R but for his team, they had much work to do if they wanted to remain in the Corps. =/\= Main Security - Starbase BoB =/\= The Ensign was not impressed. The Base looked like it was falling apart at the seams, she was impressed however, that it had the capacity to "float" in space. Not only that, but BoB smelled like it had not been washed in ages. Savannah could have gotten much more graphic, but after the days she had getting here, she did not have the energy to waste words. Crinkling her nose, she took one big sniff and let the smell disperse. "Well, it's better than where I was." She spoke to herself. Pondering for a moment, the Ensign continued. "On the good side, I'm sure I could get easily laid and not have to seek permission to do so." That comment raised some eyebrows with the fellow crewmembers that were departing the ship with her. Smirking, Savannah thought that if they can't deal with me, that's their problem. Meandering down the corridor, she caught the gaze of a certain older crew man that was obviously having fun undressing her with his eyes. "God, he must be a horn dog." It was not that Savannah wasn't pretty, she was a knock out as all Star Fleet women are, she just had not tended to herself like a proper woman should in a few years. That was number two on her list. She needed to go and prissy herself up and from the reading she'd done concerning the various shops on the base, she would have some fun doing it. Knitting her eyebrows, she was puzzled when she saw the ensign emblem on his collar. Wow, thought I was bad. Not focusing on where she was doing, Savannah turned the corner and bumped into another younger crewman. He belched his acknowledgement of the Ensign. She rolled her eyes and went to the first computer she viewed on the wall. "Location of main security department." The computer said nothing. Savannah started to get irritated. "Computer...location...of...main...security...department..." This time, the computer replied with a sick little "blip". "DAMN." This time the computer stated. "Request not understood, please try again." "Screw it." Procrastinating locating her quarters, she chose to locate the security department to properly introduce herself. Upon arriving, she glanced everywhere attempting to find a person to talk to. In main security, Frank Palmice had gathered some things and prepared to take some leave days, when the Captain really cleared the planet for visits tomorrow. More people in his department had that idea, apparently, as the bay was suspiciously empty. Quite a benefit that it was most likely to have guards going down with every party of BoB'ers, as that meant that at one point, most security crew were actually enjoying the scenery on the planet. "What are you talking about, 'complaints about your noisy neighbors'?" Frank asked both confused and annoyed with the civilian calling their office over a commlink. Sitting behind the central desk where all calls came in - filling in for the colleague who nipped out for a visit to the lavatory, or so he claimed, as that was half an hour ago by now. The bastard. Frank had no patience for nagging civilians at any rate. "You complained yesterday too? What? Is this some kind of hobby of you?" Frank asked incredulously, when the civilian responded. It was sad really, people without a life, sitting in their quarters all day, staring out a window, if they had one, or at the holovid all day. Take himself, he thought; how often was he in his quarters? For sleeping, and other activities made in bed, maybe. "Being funny? No, I am not being funny. I had just about enough of you, you cow. You want to know what I think? I think you are a pesky old hag, and you better pan down, or I'll send down some boys, who'll cut you a few new bodily orifices faster than you can say brutality!" With a punch he hammered out the connection, and sighed. This was bullshit. He got up from the central desk. This wasn't his problem. Just about to make a step to leave, he was surprised to see a female Ensign he didn't know, wearing the yellow of a security or engineering. It had to be a new security officer, he figured; they weren't lucky enough to get another permanent engineer. "Yes?" Frank inquired, slightly disturbed. Taking her into better view, she looked a little worse for wear, but otherwise pretty enough. He put down the bag with things he got, conjuring up a slight smile. "What will it be?" he asked with a grin. "Got any extra men around here I can borrow for a bit?" Savannah stated seriously. "I'm playing. Ensign Savannah McAlister, new Security officer." "I'm Specialist Frank Palmice," he introduced himself. Shrugging to the nearly empty office around him, he added, "Most people are anxious about the planet that popped out from nowhere, I am sure you saw it when your shuttle came in? Well, it wasn't there before." Apparently. "So, eh, people are looking forward to having a good time, down there. You know, a little sunshine, some fun...a little skinny dipping?" he chuckled. "So, the planet isn't holding the StarBase in place with it's gravitational pull? Huh...I wonder how this thing stays put." Bending down, she knocked on a deck plate. Standing back up, she winked at the crewman in front of her. "Skinny dipping sounds good as long as there are no naked Ferengi running around. I couldn't eat for weeks if I saw that!" She meandered over to Frank, caught his gaze, and locked onto it. Her eyes were rather captivating when she locked her gaze on someone. "Soooo, what are you planning on doing on planet Fun?" "I, uh," he started, trying to get out of his head the gruesome graphic image of an exposed Ferengi of either sex. "BoB? Gravity?" the scientific difficulties surrounding keeping BoB in one piece alone were boggling his mind already, let alone that he dared consider how they were keeping it in orbit. "Um...I wouldn't know about that. Oh, my plans?" he shifted the conversation back on track. "Hitting the beach, of course!" he exclaimed, merrily. "And your plans?" "Well, after I officially report in here...I'm planning on hitting a salon to polish up...3 years in a penal institution and my complexion has gone to hell." Savannah grinned, waiting for a response. "On the promenade are some salon's...," he started, but he sure as hell didn't want to be the one to suggest either Heavenly Bodies, let alone Restricted Hair Space, if only half the stories and reports that came to security were true. Thank the universe he was a man. He then frowned, recalling what she just said. "Ahh," he said, unsure what would be a good response. "That's a bummer." She was in a prison? You don't say. "Maybe the girls over at Pisces Delight have some...suitable clothing, and other... accessories, restoring your beauty," he grinned, folding his arms. "I'll have to try them then." Savannah thought for a moment of how nice it would be to have some relaxing outfits for some down time on the planet and feel over all back to feeling like the woman that she was. "Okay then. Frank, it was a pleasure to meet you. I have to get to my quarters and settle in. It was great meeting you." With a sly, sinister smile, she edged in closer to his personal space. "If you are serious about that skinny dipping...let me know." Turning to leave, the Ensign winked at him as she left. Her eyes flashed as she entered the corridor. Men are so fun to play with, she mused. Frank grinned to himself. That was something else. What on Earth did a girl like that see in an ugly mutt as him? Then again, getting herself stationed on BoB, and having spent time in prison, for whatever reason, she had more than likely some psychological issues...What was he thinking? He had other things on his mind, and packing to do! In high spirits, he trotted out the Security bay. =/\= McAlister's Personal Quarters - Starbase BoB =/\= After her interesting conversation with "Frank" Savannah found herself at her quarters. They were not the most attractive housing she had viewed, but they would work. She set out to make them as comfortable as possible with what little she had. Her uncle, god bless him, had made sure that Savannah was well taken care of as far as credits were concerned. In the last year, he and her aunt had sold the pub that her parents owned and deposited the credits into an account along with her inheritance from her parents. Basically, in a nut shell, she was set. However set she was, McAlister wanted or needed little to get by. That's what life in a prison will do to you. You appreciate every little thing you have, even if it's a used data padd containing fiction that is twenty years old. Giving a cursory glance around her quarters, she sighed as she located her duffel bag. Unzipping the bad, she reached in and grabbed the first thing that her hand touched. It was a picture of her parents in a frame she had made in primary school. The idea of a paper picture was considered rather barbaric, but to her it was a gentle reminder that in one part of her life, she was desperately loved. Bringing her index finger upwards, she traced their outlines. Physically, she resembled her mother. Mouth and attitude wise, she was her father. Savannah's mother was graceful, with a small delicate frame and long flowing hair. When she was quiet, the Ensign's father was loud, with comments that would make anyone blush and laugh hysterically. McAlister missed them terribly. So much so that the pain she felt never truly went away. It was a constant ache that made her soul cry out for peace. Savannah had gotten used to it, so she was able to cover it up excellently. However, if one was to look for a long period into her eyes, they would get the sense of her anguish. The eyes are the window to the soul, and her soul hurt. The Ensign was skillful at covering it up. Her comments and crassness at times set people to focus on her words instead of what she was attempting to say with her eyes. It was easy, after years of pretending it had became second nature to her. It was these periods of alone time that sent her into her "dark place". There was nothing she could do except surround herself with people to ease the pain. Savannah knew that wasn't normal, but it's what had to be done. In the quietness of her quarters, she felt alone. Very alone for the first time in years. Savannah did not know what to do. Sitting on the makeshift couch, she placed her hands in her lap. Her picture beside her, she permitted years of pent up sadness flow out. A single tear drifted down her cheek as she sat in utter silence. Her heart still broke. Savannah's actions that brought her here were meant to heal her, not hurt her more. She recalled the day that she heard that the men she kidnapped and tortured were found innocent. Something in her snapped that day as she sat in her containment cell. In her heart of hearts, the Ensign KNEW those men murdered her parents. Hell, she was a witness to the incident. At the tender age of 15, her parents were everything to her. She reveled in their beings as they loved her with all their souls. That night still haunted her, it would for any adult let alone a teen. To see the ones she loved, phase red execution style was, at times, more than she could handle. Wiping the tear from her cheek away, she rose and set to work straightening what she had. "Computer, Celtic Woman, Track 3." The strains of "Danny Boy" encoded in her quarters. Taking a minute, she stood still, closing her eyes and enveloping herself in the music that surrounded her. Sighing, she felt herself relax. It was going to be okay. Yes, she would be lonely, and yes, she would still hurt, but she was finally out of that place. In almost all aspects, she was free. Free to talk as she pleased, free to love as she pleased, and free to eventually seek revenge on the men to whom murdered her parents. This time, they would not go free as she was...they would suffer permanently. Opening her eyes, the emerald coloring contained a new depth of an emotion. Pure, unadulterated rage. Her parents would be avenged... =/\= Shuttlebay - Starbase BoB =/\= Harpoon chucked the bulging, oversized backpack into the luggage hold with a satisfactory thump and took her seat with the other three girls. Pisces Delight had been shut down for the afternoon. Even Octopus could not bring herself to make one of them stay behind. Besides which, they had a new product to try out, and Algaenon's weight would be needed to test the equivalent of three people. Octopus settled into her seat, taking various occupants of the shuttle, all with emotions ranging from disgust to children close to their laps. Harpoon a corrupting sort of way. great pleasure in eyeballing of whom were regarding the girls mild terror. Mothers kept their grinned at the parental figures in They were all dressed for the occasion, of course. The girls had donned bikini tops in violent shades, each marked with a small pink fish, and extremely wispy sarongs tied loosely around their waists. Algaenon had had to tie three sarongs together, and one of her arms had already swollen from the innoculation. She was munching through a bag of cookies. She also wore a sports cap. "Want one o'these?" she mumbled, offering a Smartie cookie to an expectant looking child. The parent drew the child's eager hand quickly away. "No, thank you," she said primly. Algaenon shrugged and shovelled it into her own mouth. Four seats were still empty, and the passengers, impatient at this unthought of opportunity to get to the nearest Feylinn beach, were growing irritable. As various sighs and huffs bounced around the shuttle's shell, Octopus nudged Stickleback. "You got the banner?" she asked. "I have it here," Stickleback patted a neat rucksack wedged in between her legs. It proclaimed Pisces Delight in large letters, just in case anyone should fail to recognise the girls. "Friggin hell, can't we just leave?" demanded Harpoon crossly. The next moment a smooth languid voice filled the shuttle. "So sorry to have kept you all waiting. I had a little luggage to put on board..." Attired in a sleek yellow sundress, with elegant strappy sandals and a large floppy hat, Emma Finn smiled beneath her oversized sunglasses. She was not remotely sorry to have held up the shuttle. Nor did she care to be travelling with such commoners, but Mitsuko's recent delinquency had made it necessary to observe protocols for the moment. Fortunately whichever BoBcat was flying had succumbed to Emma's charms. She was not sure if it had been male or female. "Oh no," whispered Stickleback under her breath. Harpoon's hand went tetchily to a safety pin. Algaenon looked ready to faint. Even Octopus went a mild shade of blue. "Miss Finn," she said boldly, trying to conceal her shaking. This proved tricky with so much flesh on display. "So nice to see you - " Hidden behind those monstrous glasses, Emma's blankness seemed even more inpenetrable than usual. "Why, girls," she said silkily. "I had been meaning to...catch up with you." Algaenon gulped. The security officer allocated to this flight had been about to reprimand the latecomers. A dazzling smile stopped his mouth. "Miss Finn, Miss Finn, it's a shuttle! I'm gonna fly one of these shuttles!" The majority of the passengers echoed Algaenon's gulp as Mitsuko bounded on board. She was dressed identically to Emma, except that her hat, sundress and shoes were the colour of blood, with a slight tie-dye effect to suggest splatters. Her sunglasses were the colour of old dried blood. Mitsuko grimaced universally. "Hello everyone! I'm Mitsuko. I like tractors..." "Now, now, Mitsuko, take your seat," said Emma calmly. Mitsuko walked awkwardly to her seat. She was not comfortable in heels. Two underlings followed in the Finn train, their purpose as yet unspecified. Fortunately, the pilot was running to a schedule. They began immediately to observe the take off procedures, and Ms Finn and the Pisces Girls were reduced to polite exchanges and shaky debates over their respective trade. "I see Pisces *Delight* appears to be doing well," said Emma coldly and with extreme sarcasm. The passengers were divided over who to support. Surely the girls were wanton trollops, but Emma Finn and her bodyguard were satanic. Besides, that Mitsuko had demolished the Promenade not so long ago. "Yes, ma'am," stuttered Octopus, hating to be reduced to such a subservient level. "Very well, thank you for asking, I'm sure it's an honour." Mitsuko swung her legs casually and accidentally-on-purpose kicked a small child. The child began to wail. "Sorry," said Mitsuko, grinning. "My leg sort of slipped." The passengers began to side with the girls, especially when Algaenon gave the child a bag of cookie crumbs. Altogether, it was rather a relief when the planet began to fill the viewports. Sounds of excitement hopscotched from group to group. They began the final descent. Touchdown was accompanied by a medley of squeals. "This is it, girls," Octopus said. "Time to hit the beach!" Emma allowed them to leave the shuttle before her. As Octopus passed, she only said mildly, "We know where you live." Octopus chased the security officer hastily outside and gasped as the sunlight hit her face... =/\= A Popular Beach - Faylinn =/\= It took as long to unload Emma Finn's sedan chair as it had to get it onto the shuttle on BoB. Once clear, however, she perched imperiously upon it and conveyed the required appearance of extreme wealth as her minions conveyed her the short distance from the landing area to the nearest beach. The excavated shuttle, tailed by their security officer, made an colourful progression, adorned with various hastily purchased swimsuits, towels and picnic baskets. A salt wind wound pleasantly through Emma's hair. Mitsuko bound happily at her side, lurching from foot to heeled foot and frequently colliding with the chair bearers, who cursed her under their breath. Ahead, Emma could see the scantily clad figures of the Pisces Girls trekking down to the beach. They were taking turns to drag a large haversack between them. Algaenon lost her hat and scampered after it. The ground beneath them turned steadily to rough, tufted grass, to fine white sand. The sky overhead was perfectly clear. Emma could not remember the last time she had seen clear sky. "Miss Finn, did you pack my spade?" Mitsuko asked. "Yes, Mitsuko, it is in the hamper," Emma replied. Mitsuko had not felt the need for a bucket. Assumedly she intended the spade for other purposes. One of the chair carriers suppressed a groan, reminded of the hamper's location on his back. Miss Finn was not heavy but the designer chair was. "SAND!" shrieked Mitsuko, finally giving up her shoes, tossing them aside and racing forward, whereupon she began throwing up armfuls of sand and spraying a few of the passengers ahead of them. "Don't touch anyone, Mitsuko," called Emma, who intended her bodyguard to have as little contact with possible with the native Felim. It was better for both parties. She allowed the carriers to struggle a little way into the dunes, before stepping elegantly from the chair and removing her sandals. The heat of the sand on her bare soles was almost scorching. "Thank you, you may go and do - whatever it is you want to do," Emma addressed her employees. "Meet me back here when the party regathers." Emma and Mitsuko a designer towel Mitsuko unpacked sticking the end dance around it. found a relatively isolated spot on the sand and stretched out in her shovel and began to beat the firmly in the sand and beginning on the beach. Emma laid her designer bikini. sand with it, before a sort of pagan ritual Emma opened one eye and closed it again. Then she reopened it. Something had caught her attention. Down on the shoreline, where the waves were throwing themselves upon the backwater, four girls were gathering around a swelling, pink - floatable boat. Three were thin and one was decidedly large. The large one was pumping up the boat. "Go on, Algae, give it some!" floated a reedy voice up to Emma. Miss Finn raised herself on one arm and prepared to watch this spectacle. Jumping in the surf, Stickleback was in heaven. "The beach, the sea, the sand!" she said in ecstasy. "L'amour!" She tossed aside her sarong with an epic gesture. The wind captured it instantly. Harpoon skulked in a black bikini. Octopus was primarily concerned with getting the boat blown up. It was a vast affair, six metres square, and a violent shade of magenta pink. Fishes in a lighter shade of pink swum leisurely around its plastic hull. In large, bubblegum letters, the floatable boat proclaimed its name: THE LOVE BOAT!!! Some distance away, Emma Finn did not have to squint to read it. "Yes! Almost there!" shouted Octopus in delight. Algaenon was ready to faint from exhaustion. Harpoon took over the final stint at the air pump. The boat was ready to launch. The girls heaved their craft into the surf, where it bobbed in a foot of swilling water. "Jump in!" cried Octopus, hopping lightly over the side. Harpoon and Stickleback followed suit. There was a dangerous moment when Algaenon entered and the boat dropped several inches in the water. But it held. "Ah, bugger, no oars," remarked Harpoon. They leant over the sides and paddled violently. One end of the boat reared out of the water. "STAY IN THE CENTRE, ALGAENON!" yelled Octopus. Algaenon obligingly did so. The boat steadied. They moved steadily away from the shore. "Now for the banner," said Stickleback excitedly. From the rucksack, she unfurled a large, sail like piece of material. The girls raised it awkwardly. From the shoreline, those who wanted to could read: THE LOVE BOAT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! COMING NOW TO PISCES DELIGHT!!!!!!! EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR A SExxxxxxXY AFTERNOON ON THE SEA - DON'T DELAY ORDER YOURS TODAY. [[FOR UP TO SIX PEOPLE.]] "Oh good lord," muttered Emma Finn to herself, raising her sunglasses in brief disbelief. In the boat, the girls high fived in satisfaction. "Now what?" asked Harpoon, as they drifted along the shoreline. "Oh, we just go up and down the beach for a bit," said Octopus cheerily. Algaenon stood up. The boat teetered. Everyone screamed. "Just - stay there," said Octopus faintly. Emma Finn watched as the Love Boat embarked up and down the beach, its banner fluttering provocatively. Mitsuko was growing bored of attacking the sand. "Miss Finn, can I go swim, can I? Can I?" "Yes, Mitsuko, you may. But don't speak to anyone, or hurt anyone. DON'T take the spade." Mitsuko ambled down to the shore line. After a while, her gaze locked rather fixedly on the Love Boat. Hurling herself into the waves, she began to swim. Emma rubbed a second layer of sun lotion into her immaculate body and settled down with a D.H.Lawrence first edition. =/\= A Beach - Faylinn =/\= After a while Emma found she couldn't concentrate on her book. Perhaps it was the pure luxury of real daylight. Perhaps it was worry over Mitsuko's bobbing head, a little way into the ocean. Mitsuko appeared to be imitating a great white shark. One hand above her head, she was pretending to be a fin and homing in on various innocent swimmers. Then she would hurl her body out of the sea and collapse back into its embrace with a giant splash. Most likely, though, it was the material she was engaging with. Reading about other people's relationships was always accompanied with a derisive sneer on Miss Finn's behalf, but the curious love-hate relationship between the two fictional Brangwen sisters had brought her musings to speculation of her own brother. After the initial out and out hostility, they appeared to have settled into a live and let live philosophy. Nonetheless, he was knocking about the base like a loose cannon. She had not seen him for some time. She wondered briefly if he was engaged in duty related to this mysterious new planet, and in what capacity. Somehow, the Marines did not seem quite right for Simon. Emma shrugged. What did it matter, after all. She had no intention of revisiting the past. She had killed it for a reason. Really, she ought to be considering the trading possibilities on Feylinn. But a natural caution prevented her from leaping into business ventures here. Now was the time to observe and learn. Now was the time to take advantage of the various pleasure and beauty spots the planet afforded. Now was the time to indulge in sunbathing. She regarded the Love Boat with a new indulgence. As an entrepreneur, she couldn't help but secretly admire their audacity. =/\= =/\= =/\= Mitsuko swam determinedly towards her destination. She could see it ahead, bobbing in her sea-and-sky vision, like a giant pink jellyfish. Mitsuko fingered the safety pin lodged in her bikini. She would spike the girls with their own medicine, and get revenge for Miss Finn! She heard their giggling as she approached. She held her breath and slipped under the water, fishtailing the final few metres. "I never use food," said Harpoon. "Gets in the way of the piercings, like. Never knew ice cream could cause rust until - well, afterwards." "I like fishfood," said Stickleback. "But of course my real mastery is with ice cubes," she boasted. "The thing is, do we specify services in the brochure?" Octopus wondered. "I always think it's better to let the client ask. Then they feel like they have control, but we name the price." "Innit," said a sleepy voice. Algaenon was sprawled in the centre of the boat, like a beached whale. Her skin was going steadily pink. Underwater, directly beneath the boat, Mitsuko removed the safety pin from between her teeth. She let out a maniacal laugh, but it was only audible in bubbles. She jabbed once, heard a satisfactory splutter, and swam quickly out from beneath the boat. Instantly, air began to stream from the precarious craft. "What was that?" shrieked Octopus. Harpoon looked violently around. "Sabotage, man! Someone's trying to stall us so's they can pinch our idea." The boat dropped an inch. The girls screamed. Algaenon woke up and screamed. Mitsuko's head bobbed to the surface a few metres away. "Ha ha!" she crowed. "You're going to si-ink, you're going to si-ink!" "That cow!" screeched Octopus. "She sent you!" "No one sent me!" shouted Mitsuko, treading water. "It was I, Mitsuko! I, the great tractor driver and killer of boats! Me, me, me!!!" Water was invading the boat. "Bail!" suggested Stickleback, using an ice cream cone to scoop. "Idiot!" glared Harpoon. "We're sinking!" wailed Algaenon. "Lighten the load!" Octopus yelled. All three of the girls looked at Algaenon. "Sorry, Algae," said Octopus. She grabbed a leg. Harpoon took Algaenon's head and Stickleback took hold of an arm. They hauled her to the edge. "Overboard, yesss, overboard!" sang Mitsuko. Octopus and Harpoon exchanged loaded glances. "One, two, three!" A moment later, Algaenon's squealing body flew several metres before succumbing to gravity, approximately over Mitsuko's head. Mitsuko saw the danger a second before it hit. She shrieked and dived. Algaenon descended. "I can't swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - " A splash of nuclear proportions was followed by the seething waters reminescent of an ancient Terran film, where the anxious watchers wait for Kate and Leo to resurface. "What did she say?" asked Stickleback. "Can't swim," Harpoon remarked matter-of-factly. The boat was now little more than a crumpled carpet of pink plastic, ridged with sea water. "Abandon ship!" screamed Octopus. Emma Finn watched with detached interest as three of the girls performed a synchronised dive into the wake of their fourth... =/\= A Popular Beach - Faylinn =/\= The Love Boat had sunk. A little way off shore, Octopus, Harpoon, and Stickleback were valiantly supporting the seal-like weight of Algaenon, unconscious. "Is she dead?" squealed Stickleback, on the verge of hysteria. "No, she floated," said Harpoon illogically. "Corpses float," sobbed Stickleback. "They ususally find dead bodies with one hand sticking out the water..." "She had her stomach sticking out the water," argued Harpoon. "Just swim!" gasped Octopus. "We need to get her to shore, and she's so frigging heavy!" Further down the shoreline, Mitsuko crawled out of the water. She had dived only just in time to avoid the dragging weight of Algaenon, who had crashed into the water like a torpedo. With salt water in her nose and eyes, Mitsuko was coughing and spluttering. Still, she saw through streaming eyes, the horizon was empty of Love Boats and their PR banners. The bedraggled Mitsuko wound her way back up the beach, demolishing several sand castles on route, to where Miss Finn lay, apparently asleep. This was not the case, however, as she immediately said, "Well, Mitsuko, did you have an eventful swim?" Mitsuko was not sure whether Emma realized she was responsible for the capsizing of the Love Boat. She thought she had better remind her mistress of her great prowess. "I have had our revenge, Miss Finn!" she gloated, her long dark hair plastered down her back, her bare stomach revealing a minor six pack. She executed a karate kick and spray flew from her wet skin. "Don't do that," said Emma. "Tell me. Were you responsbile for the downfall of that boat?" "Yes," said Mitsuko proudly. "Interesting," said Emma. She checked the time. "Come on, now, we must be returning to the shuttle. We shall come back very soon, Mitsuko." Emma gathered her belongings together. Mitsuko withdrew her spade from the sand and slung it over one shoulder like a gun. They ambled up the beach to where Emma's chair was waiting. In the surf, the Pisces Girls were attempting to resucitate Algaenon. "She's dead, she's dead!" wailed Stickleback, grabbing Octopus' drenched sarong and wrapping it around her head like a widow in mourning. "She's not dead," insisted Harpoon, who was applying vigorous pumps to Algaenon's stomach. "That's wrong, it's her heart you gotta hit!" said Octopus, thwacking Algaenon between the ribs. "No! She only responds to her stomach, man!" "You have no heart! None of you have any heart!" Stickleback moaned. She began to perform a dance of mourning, which involved strange eurhythmic movements and writhing in the surf. "You don't care that our sister is gone, taken by the cruel, cruel sea..." And Stickleback gazed fetchingly out to sea. "Sister?" repeated Harpoon incredulously. She and Octopus began a rhythmical assault on Algaenon's heart and stomach. "We're running out of time, we might have to leave her for dead," said Harpoon after a few minutes. "Leave?!!" Stickleback could not believe such callousness, but was oddly taken by the idea of being a friend of the beloved deceased. Fortunately, Algaenon took the decision out of their hands by heaving, spluttering, and vomiting a large quantity of seawater. "Innit...?" she ventured dazedly. "Algaenon!" Stickleback exclaimed, unsure whether to be pleased. She tossed aside Octopus' sarong. "Quick!" yelled Octopus. "We gotta make the shuttle!" Running, gasping, dragging Algaenon between them, the girls careered up the beach, bumping into various occupants in their haste. "Sorry, sorry," muttered Stickleback. They reached the shuttle just as Emma Finn's sedan chair was being loaded. Gasping, the four fell into their places. "I'm gonna be sick..." groaned Algaenon. An obliging mother handed her a bucket. She was violently ill. Emma Finn raised one eyebrow in disgust. Mitsuko, opposite the girls, was disappointed at Algaenon's recovery. She glared evilly at them all. Harpoon glared back. "Don't think we're going to forget," she muttered. "Forget what?" said Mitsuko innocently. Harpoon and Octopus glared, united. But with Emma Finn and her sunglasses looking on, they were powerless. "Don't worry," said Octopus, ostensibly to the girls, but really to their opponents. "We'll get another Love Boat. That one was only the prototype." A few passengers hemmed. The return journey passed in silence. =/\= Counsellor Dharma's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= The boots, cobalt blue with a silver starbust on the side were positioned next to the comm.comsole. As was the black and white sphere. Arihana was waiting, waiting for the babysitter to turn up. Arihana unhooked the the belt from the hook next to the door, only to put it back. The away team logs on the mainfraime, and the message from the Captain all suggested that there was no need take the scabbard. The door swished open, it was the crewman. Crewman Seb Flint. He was ready when she was. Nodding, Arihana picked up the boots and ball. =/\= Faylinn =/\= Arihana dropped no plan and see and Seb walked away from the Shuttleport. The counsellor had the sphere to her feet and dribbled it as they ambled. There was as to where they were going, "We'll just follow the wind, Seb, where it takes us." Seb nodded, the cobaly blue boots tucked under his arm. It was odd. Why was she referring to him by bame, and not by his rank? What was he, her new found bestfriend? He was curious. "Counsellor, do you play?" The counsellor tossed the sphere from foot to foot, before catching it in her palms. "Used to. Quite a bit actually." The counsellor and Seb arrived at a square. The perimeter of which housed shops, restaurants and cafes. Arihana shifted the sunglasses from the bridge of her nose, onto the top of her head. She looked around, moving some of the frindge that was going chestnut in the sun. "You got a plan, Counsellor?" Arihana nodded, as she proceeded to juggle the ball between her feet. "Yip. Call it an education. You ever played?" Seb shook his head, he knew the basics. With the juggling stopped, Arihana asked for her boots. Seb was happy to oblige and handed them over. Taking off the ordinary boots, she fastened the cobolt blue football boots. "Right, well, Seb, I'm about to cause a scene. You may want to step away for a moment. But you will be needed in a bit." Seb was ever compliant, and moved away to sit outside a café. He even ordered a drink. This was probably not the best way to introduce yourself to the locals. It was Arihana's way of introducing herself. The only thing to suggest that she was a counsellor, was the colour of her uniform. Starfleet was something of an alien concept round these parts. As was a certain sport, for years primarily played by men, in teams of eleven. The Captain,amongst others, had already broached the idea of Starfleet. The least Arihana could do was supplement their knowledge. The counsellor forgot, forgot that she was being watched by an entire piazza. Again, Arihana retreated into her own little world. This would be a display. A public display of tricks. In her head, the counsellor was standing on the centre circle of a pitch. A proper grass one, as opposed to Astroturf that acquainted you with some relative of carpetburn. The ball was juggled from instep to instep. The black and white markings blurred with spin, as the ball graduated to her knees. From the corner of her eye, Arihana could see that a crowd had formed. Mainly kids, but a couple of adults. All murmering rather inquisitively. The sound of studs. The sound of studs on stones. The clattering sound. It was like music to her ears. So much so, there was rhythm to the Counsellors movement. It was still there. All that she had learned, the skills acquired and honed at Queens Claremont. It wasn't just the skills on the pitch that she had learned. Games and training had been punctuated by lectures of the glory years of footie through the centuries. From the Christmas day kickabout dring some war, to the sexy samba style played by some chap called Pele. Sexy samba style and the team from sixty six. The counsellor stopped. Rather breathless, as she rolled the sphere underfoot. The crowd suddenly fell silent. "Hi. Alright?" There was no response. Arihna looked around, looking for a familiar face. Seb waved. There he was. He stepped forward through the crowd. A quick one two, you couldn't play on your own. There were a string of passes between the crewman and the counsellor. "You lemon. Need glasses, pal." Arihana had her ankle clipped to land on the floor. She even feigned some dissent. Some of the kids laughed. Seb winked, a bit of a staged tackle, kids still laughing at the woman who had been doing so well. Arihana was helped by Seb, nice arms. It was time for some audience particpation. Arihana beckoned. Beckoned at some of the kids to come join them. At first, they were hesitant, didn't want to be drawn in. A few minutes later, with some gentle persuasion, they came into the centre. There was a starshaped arrangement as passes were stung together. Arihana tucked the black and white sphere under her arm as the kids departed. They had been there a while. Just over three hours. Arihana sighed, well that had been fun. There was a break at the edge of the circle that had formed. "Oh, dear, Seb. I think I've caused some trouble." Seb shrugged, would see what the problem was. Three individuals stepped forwards towards them. The one flanked by two others, subordinates perhaps. Similar to what Parvis had said was on the computer. There was no stern look about them, they appeared affable, quite pleasant really. Arihana decided to break the ice. "I'm sorry." The figure looked at her. "For causing a disturbance, wasn't my intention." She half smiled. The figure in the centre mirrored the smile, although with a little more warmth. "Not at all, we've been expecting visitors. Your name?" He extended a hand in greeting. A greeting Arihana was happy to reciprocate in shaking it. Her mind going to overdrive, there was a lot you can tell about a man from his handshake. Not bad. Not bad at all. The counsellors smile was getting stronger. "My name is Arihana, this is my colleague, Seb." The crewman nodded, the nod mirrored. "I see. My name is Peren. I have municipal control of this town. Welcome." Hmm. Municipal control. Made him the mayor. "Perhaps we can show you around,-Arihana-there are many places of interest here." Arihana nodded, that would be nice, only for Seb to remind her that time was getting on. "Yes, I'm sure that, that there are many places...sadly, I've to return..." Arihana pointed in a skyward direction. "Perhaps, when I do return, I can take up your offer?" The Mayor nodded, conferring first with his colleagues. "Very well. We shall expect a return visit. Nice to have met you, Arihana, -Seb-." Arihana extended her hand again, this was interesting, as it was shaken again. "Like wise. Peren. If you don't mind, shall take our leave." Arihana and Seb left to walk back to their pick up point. Arihana looked back briefly, to catch the mayors' eyeline. Well. That had been interesting, seemed a nice chap. A very nice chap. She was intrigued. Very intrigued. "Counsellor,if you don't mind me saying. You look starry eyed." "I do mind, Crewman. So shut it." =/\= Vaughan's Office - Deck 124 - Starbase BoB =/\= Cade glanced up from the padd's on his desk. "Ahh, Sergeant Bastian. Step right in." Walking into Vaughan's office, Drake Bastian squared his shoulders and held his hands behind his back, "Good Morning, sir," he said amicably, "You wanted to see me?" "I understand your snipers-in-training are doing well?" Drake nodded proudly, "Absolutely sir. There are few of them that showing some promise, surprisingly," he said with a bit more relaxation in his voice, "I must say I had my doubts when I first evaluated but they're working hard and doing better than I had expected." "Can any of them pass the Marine Marksman School on Quantico? If so, I'll see if I can get one or two of them in. They'd be away from us for the better part of 6 months, but it'd be a hell of resource for us...you...to have on the team." The young sniper thought it over for a second as he weighed who might be the best to go into the program, "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea for a couple of them," the idea began to grow on him and a small sense of pride welled up inside at the thought having two of his pupils getting into advanced training, "I can get you there names and performance reviews in a couple of days." "Good." Cade pressed his thumb to a padd and then shuttled it off to the side. "Actually, the reason that I wanted to see you was Shore Leave." He brought up a padd. "I noticed in your file that you have more than a passing interest in botany, so I'm assigning you to Lieutenant Paxan Brey, the Chief Science Officer, as her bodyguard when she goes down to conduct her studies. Any questions?" For the first time in a long time, Drake was actually caught off guard. The opportunity to go on shore leave was unexpected to say the least but to actually be assigned to guarding one of the most beautiful bodies aboard BoB was thrilling. Bastian covered his pleasure at the thought of being around Paxan Brey as he still remembered the stern warning he'd gotten when he first came aboard. Pursuing officers was strictly forbidden. "So, I get a working shore leave?" he asked with a smirk, "And you want me to make sure Ms. Brey doesn't get into a trouble while digging around this mystery planet?" The question was rhetorical but Drake wanted to make sure he had heard everything right. "Exactly. And even though Captain Mulder has placed a four hour time limit on the shore leaves, I'll try to work something out for you and the others that have to work down there so that you get a little free time to actually enjoy." Cade shrugged. "But until I can do that, it's got to be work first. I hope that it's not too much of a burden on top of your training schedule," the MCO added. Drake looked pleased, "No problem at all," he said finally, "I have to admit, it's pretty tough not being in solid ground when you're used to a place like Risa. I appreciate you thinking of me for this assignment." "You don't have to thank me, Drake. You've earned it. You've done some good work with those shooters that you picked out." "Do you have special orders for me?" he asked. The thought occurred to him that perhaps Vaughan might want him to do more than watch out for Paxan. Perhaps do something that only a marine could do. The fact still remained that Faylinn was not supposed to be there and answers needed to be found. Cade smiled slyly. Despite his initial reservations about Sergeant Bastian, he had to admit that he was good addition. "And what were you thinking of, Sergeant, besides bodyguard work?" "I was thinking more along the lines of a little recon, maybe?" he offered while he clenched his jaw, "I have no doubt that Mulder and the crew are doing all they can to figure out what these people are doing here but perhaps a little more covert approach might lend us some answers?" "Well, on the covert side of things, I've already got some people in motion." Cade drummed his fingers on the top of the desk for a moment. "But, you are a trained sniper, which means you are an exceptional scout and a trained observer. If you and Brey happened to do some sample collecting near, oh, say, some government buildings, the perimeter of the main military base, I would fully expect you to keep your eyes open for threats and weaknesses." Drake was grinning broadly now, "Got it, boss," he chuckled as he crossed his arms, "I'll make sure to be discreet if such an opportunity should arise." Cade smiled and exhaled sharply. "I never thought I'd say this, but Sergeant Bastian, I do believe that we're on the same page here." "Good to hear, sir," he replied, "I knew it was only a matter of time before I won this station over," he said with a flashy grin, So...when am I cleared to depart for Faylinn?" "Okay. I'm forwarding a list of all the marines to be used for protective assignments to Captain Mulder and the Department Heads. Once that goes out, get together with Lieutenant Brey and find out when she intends to return to Faylinn." Cade pushed a padd across the desk toward him. "Thumbprint there for weapons' draw from the armory. When you get those times, inform Master Guns Canowicakte so he can incorporate it into the main schedule here." Bastian nodded as he listened, "What about weapons?" he asked, "Am I going down there armed or would that freak the natives out to much?" The young man wasn't worried if he had to go down to the planet without so much as a shiv but he would prefer to be prepared with some sort of protection. "Sidearms only for now. But you just signed for the good stuff. Type-V compression phaser pistol and a silenced .22 calibre slug thrower to hide under your shirt just in case. Any knives or personal weapons that you want to add are up to you. Anything else you need?" The young marine shook his head happily, "No, sir. I don't believe I do." "Then off with you!" Cade smiled at the young man's eagernes and looked forward to reading his report on his observations of the Felim. Snapping to a giving a quick salute, Bastian spun on his heel and marched out of Vaughan's office, eager and happy at his new assignment. Free time with Ms. Paxan Brey - things couldn't get any better than this, he thought to himself. Cade smoothly returned the salute and watched the Sergeant depart. His only reservation was that he hoped the Risan could keep it in his pants long enough to actually do some work...not that he was in a real position to criticise anyone on their personal lives right now. =/\= Command Suite - USS Caledonia =/\= The doors clanked together behind him. McArnh drifted forward toward his desk. At some stage he would have to transfer from the bar back up to here. Then, he heard a noise next door which shattered this illusion. Regina was singing to herself. She was singing in anticipation. She knew full well that Grey was next door and assumed that by now he would have received her gifts. The time of her revenge was near! "It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now," warbled Regina, remembering the thrill of previous divorces. "There were moments of gold, and there were flashes of - " She moved closer to the hole in the wall. "Monkfish," McArnh said to himself bitterly. He turned. "Monkfish. I hope you have recovered from your brig spell. I had wanted to catch you, in fact." "Liiiight," Regina drew out the last word delicately. "Catch me, Commander? I daresay you have wanted to catch me for some time...now however, it is too late, as I hope you have seen." He regretted the words as soon as they had left his mouth, and reached for the whisky that would rectify the situation. Regina's eyebrows lifted. "Whisky, I see! You may wish to enjoy that why you still can," she said coquettishly, reaching as if to take the glass. Grey held back his whisky arm. "Come along now. If you would kindly sign these papers, we can stop this whole marriage shambles. And then, you can stop using my surname." He said it as encouragingly as possible. "Your surname? You think I care for your surname? Pah!" Regina made a little gesture with one hand. "I have six, after all. Besides, I believe you will have seen *my* papers on your desk. For divorce!" He snorted. "Don't be so silly, Monkfish. An annulment is far more appropriate. If anyone were to sue it should be me, for involuntary marriage." The padd was placed on the desk. "Besides, the Admiral has already agreed to the annulment." "Involuntary!" expostulated Regina. "I believe, sir, that it was your proposal." Regina had a vision of herself in a long, dramatic dress, perhaps in the era of Jane Austen. "I feel most affronted by your request for annulment. Now just sign there for me..." McArnh shook his head sadly. "Monkfish, do you not understand? I will not agree to divorce. Now come along and put your signature there." "Your stubbornness astounds me!" declared Regina. "I refuse to sign your papers." "Absolutely not!" McArnh replied, just as vehemently. They glared at each other, locked in stalemate for some time. How long this posture would have remained is debateable. Luckily, the whirlwind entrance of Suicide Cat in a bungee jumping dive split the silence. "I shall take the cat!" shrieked Regina suddenly. "And the tiger!" "They belong to the Caledonia, not to me. So you can't sue me for them. And while we're on the subject, that hoverchair in your office belongs to sickbay." He nodded to the creation, which whirred quietly in a corner. "No! The hoverchair is mine!" Regina shouted. She was not going to yield her greatest treasure, even if the vile children had defaced it. "In fact, there are several things that I'm sure you own that are not yours. Including much of your inventory, in fact -" he nodded to her capacious handbag -"which was derived from the ship's stock." Regina's face grew stormy with the light of battle. She was on homeground, after all. "Don't you dare think about touching my cleaning cupboard...I'll sue you so fast you won't know what's hit you until you're experiencing withdrawal symptoms...with no whisky...in a gutter..." she thought for a moment. "And I shall sing." After the recent preview McArnh looked sour at this idea. "I understand that you are very well practised in these things, Monkfish, but alas you would still need the Admiral's nod. And I already have it. Trying to appropriate my drink is clearly a sign of poor manners, not to mention alcoholism." "How dare you suggest such a thing," said Regina loftily. "I am not an alcoholic. On the contrary, it is yo - " "Don't start," Grey uttered, as the cat attempted to crack its skull or give itself concussion, ramming its head against his calfbone. "Nothing wrong with liking a drink, Monkfish. As you demonstrated on our de facto honeymoon." Regina hissed through her teeth. She did not care to be reminded of the horrendous honeymoon. She opened her lungs volubly and began to screech. "It's all coming baaaaaaaaaaack..." "I am not amused." McArnh wondered if she had been at the air freshener again. "Besides, it was not me who proposed. It was those children, impersonating me. I thought you were aware of this by now, but sadly not." "Children. Don't talk to me about children," said Regina, completely ignoring the issue of proposal. It was a technique which had worked on her previous victims. She surveyed McArnh. There was something harsh and ungivable about him, she saw it now. Something hard and callous - almost cruel. One could do nothing with a Man who was Rock. "Supposing I sign your papers," she began. McArnh nodded, stonelike. This was an encouraging sign. "Go on." "I will sign that - " Regina nudged the anullment disdainfully. "If you sign this." he waited. No result immediately forthcoming, she unleashed her throat. "It's - " "Take it out first." Grey wagged a finger at it. "Or no chance." "Fine, I'll take out the whisky stipulation," snapped Regina, fed up of the whole affair. "It shall just be a straightforward split. But I will have to call my lawyer first." For an instant McArnh realised that this firm must make rather a lot of money out of Regina, and she through them. He tapped his foot. "Do you have a hotline to them?" Regina picked up the phone, glaring at him. "Hello, is that Lorcas and Londres? Yes, it's Regina. Yes, put me through. Hello? Hello there. I have a few amendments for the divorce. Immediately." Regina ground her teeth and spoke in as low a voice as possible so as not to give McArnh the satisfaction of concession. She hung up the phone. "It will take half an hour," she said crossly. "Then it will be rectified most soon. This is, indeed, good news." Grey poured himself a congratulative whisky. "And then we can forget about this whole thing." "Believe me, Commander, I am no less enamoured of the situation than you are. Indeed, I am quite put out. I daresay we must use the time for other matters of import. Such as my pellets. Have you seen them?" Grey pretended to busy himself in a padd. "There were forty-eight boxes too many in the ship's stock, so they were transferred off at Raven. Why?" he asked innocently. "Trans - trans - transferred!" gasped Regina. She was temporarily incapable of further speech. She waved a hand that indicated McArnh should deliver an explanation, and soon. "Given our mission, I thought we could use the storage space. Besides, I am yet to see a slug on the Caledonia. They are not one of the creatures that we entertain regularly. You must be a little more watchful of your departmental spending, Monkfish. One day we might need a warp coil, or a new box of phasers." Regina recovered a degree of composure. She was able to stand upright again. "I assure you that there are certainly slugs on the ship. Did you not see the photograph of the dead one I trod on - disgusting! It was on your desk." He waved her silent. "Ssh, now, woman. They are slug pellets, Monkfish, nothing useful. Do you not have enough detergent to keep you happy until we get some more stock in?" "Detergent!" she shrieked. "You think that is going to kill off an epidemic. You underestimate the slug population, Commander, most assuredly you do. Besides, without slug pellets there are an indisputable mess to clean up after." "I agree, there is much to clean. I am sure you will see to it admirably," he said tiredly. "And get rid of this obsession with creepy-crawlies. It doesn't become you." Regina bulged. "How dare you - " she hissed. She felt completely at a loss to express the sheer volume of rage she felt - almost as much rage as the number of missing slug pellet crates - over her husband's misdemeanours. Over the phone saved her from lunging at him with a canister of detergent. She snatched up the receiver. "With the greatest of ease," he spoke to himself, perhaps glad that this phrase would go amiss with Regina's legal chunderings. He tapped his foot and waited. "Yes," said Regina, speaking to the unfortunate at the other end of the line, but her eyes fixed laser like on McArnh. "Yes, I see. Good. Goodbye." She went to her computer, gaze still unaverted, and recovered a padd. This she flung in McArnh's direction. "The new papers. For divorce." He caught it. "Surely you should sign the annulment first." "I shall not sign until I see you sign," said Regina mulishly. "Don't be daft," he muttered at her. "Then we must sign at the same time!" she squawked, pen poised over the padd to enter her holo-signature. She watched suspiciously to make sure he was doing the same. McArnh trailed the stylus over the shiny holopad. There was an impending sense of relief, despite the fact that Monkfish would be able to call it a divorce. However, Gamma Fleet could call it the annulment that it was, so he would rest somewhat easier. It took Regina rather a longer time to complete her signature, as she had several more names to fill in. The final one she completed with a vicious twist. "Outrageous behaviour," she muttered under her breath. She held out the annulment padd. McArnh took it off her and pushed hers back towards her. "Well, that's the end of that marriage. I must say that your wifely skills leave much to be desired." He had a suspicion that she would not take this too well. Regina flounced back into her part of the office. "You were a miserable husband!" she called back. "I hope never to speak to you again. From this moment, we are no longer friends." She hoped he felt the weight of this utterance. "Too true, Monkfish, you are my Yeoman," he mentioned through the partition, already sending the papers back to Gamma Command. A stony silence took hold for the rest of the day. =/\= Space - SS Womble Exterior =/\= It had been two days since he'd climbed into the Knight class fighter like a green pilot on his first launch. Two long days that had given him enough knowledge to evade blowing himself up - or anyone else for that matter. He'd come to a certain understanding with the vessel; she would give him a few spacial bumps and a few comet clatters, and he'd not jam too many levers and poke too many buttons. As long as he was respective of the tetchy fighter's character, she would allow him to control her with ease. That being said, she still tried to fly him into anything with a gravitational pull greater than a walnut. "Whoa!" Eddie muttered, gripping the stick and tapping away at the port thrusters. Kicking out the back of the K-4, he gave her a little boost then singed the surface of the asteroid with a near hit and glided away with a sigh. "I thought we had a deal? Me no pressy, you no killy..." The fighter retorted with a whine, a beep and some kind of clunking sound; R2D2 it was not. Feeling the after-effects of the near hit, one that he should have seen coming, Eddie drifted a little in mind. His concentration wained from controlling the K-4 and quickly honed in on a woman he'd known, a woman he'd been intimate with and one he'd missed for some time. This time though the face of his dream was not Jinti, but one of a girl who'd lived on Titan many years ago... Her name had been Nicky and she'd worked in a bar he knew. He'd been goaded into saying something by his usual drinking crew. So eventually he'd gotten up and wandered to the counter. Though he never reached her elegant side, thanks to Mike the bouncer. The next night he'd tried again, this time with more success. Although he hadn't talked to her, he'd gently touched her dress. On the third attempt he'd finally caught a whiff of flowers on her wrists. So opening his mouth he said aloud, "One bag of cheese and onion crisps." What had happened was unclear, even to his friends. It appeared poor Eddie had reached, quite quickly, several dead ends. Then one night, when the failed romeo was on the path to home. He felt the biggest shake from his little vibrating phone. "Yeah?" He asked, not familiar with the number. Yet when he heard the voice, he became quite the mumbler "Er, hey...how did you, what can i do for you. What's up? He asked. The simple ability to construct a sentence became a lengthy task. And that was more or less it, or it was more or less. He didn't recall specifics, but she'd liked him who'd have guessed. The rest would have been history - as those movies say. If not for one ill-fated and heart breaking winters day. But by that day, the special one with the fire and presents and tree. The one where everyone echanges big bowed boxes with glee. They had been a couple for nearly three-six-five. Then she simply stopped, closed her eyes and ceased to be alive. "Sleeper you prick, pull up!" Screamed Barks. Eddie, who'd been completely lost in memory snapped straight as he heard the callsign blaring in his ears and immediately noticed the K-4 was drifting towards Barks' fighter from above. Pulling back on the stick, he pumped the rear thrusters and blasted away with yet another near miss. "God dammit wake up Sleeper," Barks spat with distain. "That's the second time today you nearly rolled into something..." The callsign Eddie worked under hadn't been his choosing, in fact many of the other pilots had simply started using the word to catch his attention, relating it simply to how he quite often just stood - or sat - and simply daydreamed. It had stuck quickly, and so it had become his persona; the man who slept. Re-organizing himself, Eddie gave a little distance between himself and the others (including the Womble itself). Coming to a fullstop his mind saught out the memory of Nicky once more. Why she'd died he hadn't known, not even the doctor's could say. It was as if fate simply chose her and that was it, she was gone. He'd not been the same after her passing either, obviously as no-one would be, and had fallen even deeper into a solitary travelling lifestyle. Then a mental image of the most recent woman he'd known faught its way into his attention. The blonde hair, the odd clothing and the jumbled, almost perplexing sentences that she formed all swirled about; a concoction of ingredients that created Jinti Lamarr. He'd felt reserved on the Caledonia, unsure of how to deal with everything. Was what they shared something fun but altogether short? Or was it something deeper, fuller and long-lasting? When Raven had arrived and his time to leave had come he'd taken it with gusto, almost excited to get away from what he didn't understand. But now he was away, and far away at that. Eddie didn't know what he wanted anymore - he never really had - but what he hadn't remembered, the one gift that Nicky had left him with was that anything can happen and it can happen anywhere, and be so fleeting that when it comes along you have to chase it and grab it and hold onto it like you never want to let it go. He'd forgotten that, but now he remembered... everything was for something and in leaving Jinti he'd realised how much he wanted to stay. "Mr Verbumbum," he suddenly spoke through the comm with a clear and present voice. "I'm sorry but i need to borrow your fighter." "Return of the Prodigal" =/\= Command Centre - Starbase BoB =/\= "It's DOCTOR JERILLION! He's BACK!" Crewman Lupha's voice rang through the Command Centre, causing heads to turn. "Wow," Morrie Bowers looked up, "When? Where?" "The USS Apothecary just hailed. They aren't docking as they can't stop, but they have one long-range transport they want us to approve. Our Doctor Jerillion..." Lupha beamed. "It's been, what, eight months since he had to go back to Earth?" Morrie grinned, "I'm sure the Captain will want to know. Where is she? Can I tell her?" "No, I got the call," Lupha stuck her tongue out at him. "Anyway, she should be back any minute - she only popped down to the Arboretum to see Snookums and Sybil." =/\= Arboretum - Starbase BoB =/\= Mulder had her hand covering her nose and was trying to breathe gently through her mouth, to avoids the worst of the big Sayl'reth's gaseous bodily emissions. "It's a bit whiffy in here," she complained. From his bed, Snookums gave a little apologetic hiss, and Sybil finished tenderly wiping his forehead with a damp cloth. "Snookums is a bad Sayl'reth," she grumbled affectionately. To which Snookums belched with such force that several small ornaments shook on the shelf. "How long has he been like this?" Mulder looked with ary concern. "Three daysss now," Sybil sighed. "I would ask the Doctor to call down here, but I don't think we have a great deal of information in our databanks on Sayl'reth," Mulder shook her head. "Isss no need," Sybil assured her. "I can deal. Herbal remedies and much gentle food and liquid. Has happened before. No drugs can help. Sayl'reth system copes by shutting down partially to allow healing." At that point there was a loud PPPRRRFFFFPPPPPPRRRRRRrrrrrr sound and the bedclothes fluttered ominously. "I have to get out of here. Take care, Snookz," Mulder bolted from the pleasant, roomy quarters leading off the arboretum, and into the green and pleasant land itself. "That's better," she was breathing the floral and herb scented air with relief. "So how did it happen?" "Sing-a-Ding-Ding Club," Sybil said dolefully. "Curry Night." "Ooof, that can't be good," Mulder pulled a face. "He goes out for a drink. Then comes home five hoursss later ssstinking of curry," Sybil's large green claws were planted on her hips. "Next morning he can't move. Three bowls of targ madras, two bowls of tube grub vindaloo, and several sides helping of hot chilli beans, and that's what happens..." Mulder tried not to laugh. Sybil had changed so much from the terrified, pitiful bag of bones they had liberated from the Mirror Universe last year, and Snookums at last had one of his own race after nearly five years alone amongst humans. She didn't ask about their domestic arrangements as it was none of her business, but she concluded that friendship had led to much more, and they were like an old married couple now. "I suppose he'll be wanting to get well soon to go down to the planet?" she said brightly. "Shhhhhh..." Sybil put a claw to her lips. "Do not mention planet. He does not know yet. If he knows, he will pretend to be better. And then, he will go down and start sampling local foods. I hear they are vegetarians. Imagine the effect of spicy pulses and beans on his system. He will get well before he goes *anywhere*!" "Allright, good point," Mulder laughed. "I shan't say a word. I know what he's like - for some reason he's always been addicted to spicy food, yet the Sayl'reth digestive system just can't cope. We even got him some medication for the flatulence last year, but he's still going on binges..." "Bad Sayl'reth," Sybil grinned. "I suppose you'll enjoy a break down there once he's well?" "Yessss indeed. many lovely new flowers and plants. Have seen pictures brought up. Maybe buy a few seeds and cross pollinate. Could grow some beautiful hybrids..." Sybil's passion for gardening shone in her eyes. "Sounds wonderful." Mulder paused, "Sybil, I know this is a silly question, but when you were in the Mirror Universe, on the Sayl'reth homeworld or Starbase SoD, there wasn't any planets appeared suddenly over there, or anything?" "Definitely not," Sybil shook her head. "If there wasss, then Sayl'reth would have invaded them. Or Starbase crew plundered them. No planets, I regret." "Eh, it was just a thought," Mulder shrugged. "I'd better get back. Look after him, and when he's fit to go down there, maybe we can go down together?" "That would be nice, yesss," Sybil nodded her thanks. "Maybe three, four days before I tell him though. Much gas to work through yet. Do not want to make bad impression." "Too true," Mulder tried to imagine the idyllic Faylinn world smothered in lizard farts. "No, better not, indeed." =/\= Command Centre - Starbase BoB =/\= After making her farewells, Mulder sprinted back up to the Command Centre and stopped as she was walking across to her central console. Everyone seemed to be wearing a big smile and was looking expectant. "What's going on?" she looked from face to face. Just then the she heard the doors swish open behind her, and a dearly remembered voice say with affection, "Hullo, luv. Miss me?" Hardly daring to breathe, she turned slowly round. "Ron...?" she whispered, as she took in the figure leaning against the doorframe with familiar jaunty insouciance. "RON!" she flew across the room and into his arms. The next few hours and days passed in a blur of happiness as it seemed, for the first time that year, that the sun had come out from behind the clouds. =/\= Personal Quarters - USS Caledonia =/\= Finally reaching the sanctity of his private quarters, Zeke let out a sigh of relief. The departure from Raven was a rush of spare parts, although of things they really didn't need. *How many floor buffer coils does one ship need?* Zeke thought to himself as he loosened up his uniform. Spare parts and lots of shuffling around work crews could only add up to something going wrong somewhere. Sitting down at his new, new to his quarters but still very old, workstation he began typing out the daily repair log. *Repaired secondary coupling for the starboard power distribution trunk, will need to be overhauled at next Starbase refit. Replaced three dorsal SIF generators from Raven stores, no extra parts could be allocated. One standard issue federation door and door controls were correctly installed in CO's ready room, computer tie-in successful. Gangway in Jefferies Tube Zed-Alpha Three is missing, nobody knows where it went, doors sealed for crew safety. Minimal stores were replenished from Raven stock, should provide for most non-critical repairs...* Zeke was interrupted by the beep of the comm system, "Lightwave here . . " Who greeted him was one of the maintenance crew on Gamma shift, "Uh sir . . you might need to come down here. We found something that you should look at..." *Great* Zeke thought to himself, "Another IDN circuit in backwards and I could kill those repair crews myself." =/\= Harlan's Private Quarters - USS Caledonia =/\= "Computer, begin private log" Harlan muttered and threw himself back on the comfortable couch he had scavenged somewhere, a large glass of Janx Spirit in his right hand and a pair of chinese exercise balls in his left. A soft beep confirmed readiness, and Harlan took a long sip before starting. "Stardate 240604.07, Chief Sec Private Log. So, we've left that shiny piece of floating debris they call Raven. On one side, it's been pretty neat to see working stuff once again, but to be honest, it's reminded me too much of the Archer and especially Aurora. The brig is pretty much the same, I s'pose they come in standard modules or something. I can imagine a Starbase CO going: Hey, I need a new brig, can you send me four cells asap? Anyways, as I was saying, Raven's history and we're off again to some bull mission, in this case, go and "rescue" a freighter of some sorts. The skip is already anxious to get his hands on that piece of wreck and I can't blame him. Raven repair team hasn't done much on the ship, which means we're still flying around in a rusty bucket with a new coat of paint and a pair of fuzzy dice hanging over the Main Screen. So what's next? I've no clue really. Leslie is still on Luna I think, getting herself together. I haven't received word from her since her departure, but knowing her the little I do, she'll be fine. Mostly. Ok, she didn't look too good when she left, but since she hasn't told me much, there's just as much guesswork I can do about it. Whatever, if she decides to fill me in, I'll try to do my best, if not, that's ok too, as long as she does her stuff right. Dammit, yeah, I actually miss her. She was good with all that paperwork, and I'm frankly starting to despair with everything that has to be taken care off. I've requested new weaponry from Raven, and all I got back was a box with two or three things and a note...wait, I got it here, lemme read it... Att. Lt(JG) Harlan de Carabas. Loser. Chief Security Officer yadda yadda yadda. Unfortunately we're unable to provide the aforementioned weaponry on such short notice and without the proper authorization from Starbase Command. We do see your concern though, which is why, after a little research, we've sent you a few things that might come handy for the USS Caledonia. Respectfully MCPO Jorgenson Quartermaster Starbase Raven Operations. And check this out, here's the inventory. One screwdriver with a note that says, in case you get a decent hull plating; a Magnetronic Slingshot, I've never seen one of those, bad joke if you ask me, but it does accelerate anything alot. Made a nice little hole in one of those steelcrates earlier today. Anyways, let's go on. A massive stainless steelcomb with a tag that says "For Regina Monkfish". Beats me why they put it into the box. And last but not least, some Silvertape "for the Engineering Department" as it says. Really cute, guys, really cute. I really don't understand why the Caly is such a laughing stock, after all, we've beat the hell out of them bugs a few months ago. With a ship that hardly even floats, less then all fires any weapons. That takes guts and skills, doesn't it? They should be kissing our rears just for what we've done. What do we get instead? A supersized comb. Just perfect. Well, at least I get to play with the slingshot, and it's not that bad an acquisition as I first thought. That's something after all. On another subject, the guys have an NCO night off next week, I might try and get some of the Seniors together for a Poker night or something. I dunno who's in charge of the Bar right now, but it get pretty deserted during the Graveyard shift. I'll talk to the guys, see if we can get that arranged. Anyways, I gotta finish setting up the new schedule tomorrow, and get some of the phasers down to the Basement, see if they can fix em or something. Maybe get some new power cells and stuff. Oh yeah, there's a new bird in medical. Haven't met her, so that's definitely a must. You never know. Anything else?... Nah, I think I'm done. Computer, end log, encrypt, save." Harlan leaned back and refilled his glass, playing with the settings of the magnetic field that powered the accelerator of the slingshot. He definitely would find a use for that. "The Beginning of Sorrows" =/\= Starbase BoB =/\= Complete and utter boredom. It had been four days since his return to Starbase BoB. Four days of bliss with Caz, but work was a very different matter. Of course, the planet below didn't help. One million citizens and not allowed to so much as wave a medical tricorder in their airspace. The medical staff had done a *superb* job keeping up with things, and now just about the whle crew and their dogs - and rabbits, and sheep, and llamas, and cats, and tamars - had been innoculated. Plus, everyone was keeping *incredibly* healthy so they didn't have to spend time in the Infirmary and could go play on the planet below. Feeling *more* than a little guilty about his long absence, he had volunteered to take on an many shifts as Mulder would allow him to, in order to give the rest of the staff a bit of a break. Which brought him to boredom. Scanning through another page of the journal, Ron stifled a huge yawn, turning it instead into a face-contorting grimace. He was *certain* that the Vulcan doctor must've been the author of the article - there was absolutely no *way* anyone else could make it that incredibly *boring* By sheer force of will, he finished the article on treating inhabitants of silicon words, and continued on to the one he'd been looking forward to - Ahn'Hekk's dissertation on Transporter-Based Surgery. With all the trouble that BoB got into, he was certain he could use this kind of technology on a regular basis. Maybe they could even volunteer to be a test bed. The intercom chimed, the communication tech's voice sang out. "Dr. Jerillion?" "Yeah. What's up?" "I have an official Starfleet communiqué for you - just received in the current download of traffic. It's marked Urgent, sir." Ron frowned. "'Kay. I'm sure it's just the 'Fleet Medical Services hounding me to turn in my Education Credits. You can put it in my slushbox." "Er. That might not be a good idea, Doctor." "Oh, really? Why's that?" "Well, for one thing, its originating header isn't from Starfleet - it's from Argellius. Isn't that your *home* planet, sir?" The color drained from the doctor's face as he realized the depth of the announcement. *They've *found* me!* His mind ran in circles chittering in fear, urging him to run and hide. "Sir?" The tech's voice broke through his stunned fear. "What do you want me to do with the message?" "Uh." Trying to control the tremble in his voice, Ron swallowed and shook himself slightly. *Snap *out* of it! You don't even know what this *is*!* "Send it to my console - I'll look at it from here." "Will do." The channel snapped closed, and his terminal beeped an incoming message to him. Despite how much he hated it, he couldn't keep his hand from trembling as he opened up the message. The screen flared into the UFP logo, then drifted into the stylized crest of his House House Jerillion, the Serpent of Wisdom coiled about the Scroll of Truth. The sigil faded into an older man's face - one he hadn't seen in years. "Greetings, Merchant Prince of the House Jerillion. This message, should it find you, conveys the respect and esteem of the House Lord, your grandfather Ilisisone Jerillion." As the recording continued, Ron sat back in his chair, watching the face of one of his oldest and dearest friends, House Warder Elises. The man had aged in the decade Ron had been gone from his home. But despite his age, Elises still brought a smile to his face and mostly pleasant memories to his heart. The House Warder had been the nearest thing to a father Ron had; a man who worked with him, disciplined him and schooled him to be a proper sentient being, all the while surrounding him with warmth, pride and love as only an older male can. Despite the separation laws of the House Majors, Ron happily called the man Father in absentia of the male who had impregnated his mother then left. Something in Elises' face caught Ron awry - a dreadful stiffness surrounding wounded eyes. Rewinding the tape to it's beginning, he leaned forward again, listening carefully. "Greetings, Merchant Prince of the House Jerillion. This message, should it find you, conveys the respect and esteem of the House Lord, your grandfather Ilisisone Jerillion." Elises paused here, shifting position uncomfortably under the weight of his message he bore. "Young Master, Lord Jerillion begs of you to return to your House, both in his position as House Lord, and his heart as your grandsire. A terrible blow has befallen our House in the last few months - our House Lord's daughter and your Lady Mother, Rak'Hael Jerillion, has died." The words poured over him in an unexpected avalanche of pain. His eyes widened, and he gasped for a sound, any sound, to come out, to expel the grief that was already building in his heart. A gasp finally burst forth from his constricted throat, followed by a grunt that gave way to a lowthroated moan of misery, as Ron fell forward, head pillowed on his arms. His body shook with the intensity of his mourning, as the bodiless head continued to babble above him, oblivious to his emotions. "Break-In" =/\= Starbase BoB =/\= The figure sat hunched over the table in the corner, face turned out towards the viewport. Stars streaked by, flashes of light twisted by the ethereal effect of warp drive. Chin resting on hand, elbow propped on table, Ron switched his view from the window to peering at the bottle in his hand. The once-full container contained barely a remaining fourth portion of amber-gold liquid. He closed one eye, and then the other, trying to determine which of the many bottles in his vision was the real one. Finally, he gave up with a shrug, and poured another generous serving into the fluted glass that once held a small decorative plant. Said plant floated in a small pan of water, looking rather abandoned. "G'way." he growled in response to the entry request chime. "Computer, lock door, refuse entry." Leaning heavily against the doorframe, Caz felt a small stab of anxiety, "Dammit, Ron, you've been locked away for eighteen *hours* now. We thought you were just booking some sleep time - Ethiks know you need it, but this is a bit much. What's wrong? And don't say 'nothing' because I know damn well something's up." Swiveling the chair to face the door, he frowned. "Look - don' take 'is th' wrong way or anythin', but I'd really, *really* like t'be alone ri' now." "When people say that, they mean they really could use some company because something so shitty has happened they don't know what the hell to do," came back the brisk reply. "Ron...please...this is *me*, not some nosey crewman. Are you going to let me in, or do I have to break the damn door down?" Rather than reply, he pivoted back to his glass and his portal. Staring at the silent door, Caz gave a small hiss of vexation, and concern. For hours now the feeling inside her that something was *wrong* had been steadily growing, and she simply hadn't been able to explain it away. There was nothing happening right now to give any cause for concern. The station was safe, the trips to the planet surface all passing without incident... but something, some sixth sense, had niggled away inside her. Eventually, she had made her way to the Infirmary, hoping Ron would talk her out of the nonsensical worry. Upon hearing that he had disappeared over eighteen hours ago and was believed to be in his quarters, the feelings had crystallized; it was *Ron* who was in trouble of some sort. Hoping fervently that she had just been feeling reverberations along the Silver Thread, and permitting herself a mild belief in the Aarian traditional myth of a bonded pair's wavelength capabilities (rather than the horrible, quite disgusting notion that she might be empathic in any way), she had sprinted the length of the ship to his quarters. And now was locked out. "But not for long," the station CO used her override codes, deftly flicked a few controls and neatly overrode the security locks. "So, what the hell has been going on..." She trailed off as she took in the scene in front of her. In most ways, the quarters were as stormy or emotional, times she had door was a loveseat-type couch and coffee table. A work desk occupied she remembered them on the few, albeit ventured into them. To the left of the a small easy chair surrounding a tiny the far wall, all as before. But - the room was looking distinctly disheveled. Not trashed, however, except for a trail of dirt leading into the small bedroom, which she promptly followed, next coming upon Ron's uniform thrown across a small coffee table. "Well, here I am," she announced to the former occupier of said uniform, who was sitting in the corner opposite the couch, at a 2-person breakfast table, drinking Tequila out of a small plant vase. "Hmm," she made a disparaging sound, as she looked with disapproval at the impromptu drinking vessel. "That's real class. Not." Reflexes slowed to the point of not even responding, Ron simply hung his head, staring into the glass. "No rees. no rep..., shit." He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Y'just don' care, d'you?" "What don't I care about?" the words came out sharply as she realized his inebriated state, "About you being drunk? *What*?" "'Bout bein' lef' alone. Y'jus barge in as if y'own the place, don'ya?" "I didn't barge in," she said pedantically, partly to mask her gnawing anxiety, "I *broke* in, quietly and efficiently, as is my right to do so." "Ya. So?" "So..." she all but threw up her hands in despair, "So...I want to know what the problem is. I'm your..." she broke off, suddenly uncertain of how to define their relationship, and the uncertainty only added to her sharpness, "I'm supposed to be your *friend* Ron," she countered, "And I'm here to help you...except I *can't* help you if I don't know what's wrong. And what's more, I'm staying here until I find out." She perched defiantly on the small couch. He pushed himself up onto his feet, wobbling like a small tree in a strong wind. "Fine. Look." He paused, and then waved his hand in frustration. "Ah! Here - its ear's far yaw t' jus *watch*." Ron staggered to the desk in the room, and poked a finger into the LCARS terminal. It began to play soft orchestral music, and dimmed the lights even further. "No! Y'stupid Bedge! Th' message!" He pounded the screen, which squawked at the abuse and responded by elevating the music level to a deafening level. "Whoa..." Caz leapt across the room to save the machine from certain death, "Easy up, Ron...just - just *leave* it, I'll sort it out," she almost pushed him away, and manipulated the control levels, whilst demanding in her most official voice the correct message. The computer conceded defeat on this occasion, and Caz watched with increasing dismay as the aged retainer relayed his tragic message. After the face had faded and the screen blanked out, the room was silent for a few moments. Desperately trying to digest the information, she could only wonder how she would feel if it had been either of her own beloved parents. But worse...this was Ron's mother. The mother that he adored, and had left so many years ago, slipping out of the family home in the night, to gain his freedom and seek a new life amongst the stars. But never, ever forgetting his adored mother, and one day, doubtless, hoping for some sort of reconciliation. And now that day could never come. =/\= Main Operations - Starbase BoB =/\= Jack was an unhappy lad. There were two things that Jack hated, truly hated, in life - mysteries and stupidity. The fact that an entire planet had appeared outside his bedroom window was something that would have normally left him in a child-like awe. But now that he was back in Starfleet, he became part of the mechanism involved in solving the mystery of why the planet had appeared. He couldn't enjoy the event anymore...now he was required to figure it out. And this particular mystery was so far unsolved. The planet ceased being a planet, and was now a problem, a mystery to be solved. Jack hated mysteries. It gave him a bellyache and the runs. The other thing Jack hated was stupidity, and right now he was surrounded by it. La-de-la, lets all go traipsing down to this world that popped up out of nowhere and have us a nice lounge on the beach...nothing will get us here, no sir...just ignore the man behind the curtain. Since when did Jack have to be the sensible one? The Operations console showed all green on the docking clamps and shuttlebays. As per the Captain's orders, the vessels docked with the station had been released - which at least ceased the incessant calls from ship owners whining about wanting to leave - and space around the station had been reopened for vessels with docking permission to the Station. The Fleet patrol ships were still performing picket duty, making sure that anyone approaching the area was head for BoB and not the planet. The station continued to broadcast the warning message about beaming down, which seemed to be quite effective since there had been no reports of transporter accidents. And amid all that, Jack sat at his console with his arms crossed and his mood dark. "Dumbasses" he muttered to himself. Crewman Claire Cartwright glanced over from her portion of the large Operations console and smirked at Jack. "So, when were you planning on flying down?" she asked. Claire had been listening to Jack mutter about this ever since the R&R had been approved. "Never...I can't believe anyone is actually going down there. Does no one on this station have any common sense?" "I think we're all a little giddy with the idea of getting off the station and getting a little fresh air..." Jack turned to face Claire. "The planet wasn't there a few days ago! Doesn't anyone wonder that, if it can just up and appear out of the blue, that it can also up and disappear out of the blue as well? What if you're on the surface when it does that, hmmm?" Claire took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "Well, if it did that, then we would at least be safe on the planet..." "If it took you with it, sure!" Jack threw up his hands as he spoke. "But what if it didn't? What if it's some sort of dimensional vibration thingie where it only takes back those that it brought with them, eh? You'd look pretty silly floating in open space when the planet disappears, with a really shocked expression on your face." Jack paused to pantomime a look of utter shock and bobbed around on his toes in slow motion, as if he was floating in space. He did that for about 30 seconds, with pretty much everyone on Main Operations staring at him. Claire had had enough of the theater. "Sir, are you ordering your operations personnel not to go to the surface?" That stopped Jack. He paused, sighed, and dropped back down in his chair. "No...I'd rather not be knifed in my sleep by my own staff, thanks...Go on, head on down." Claire smiled and nodded. She began to stand, but Jack stopped her. "But, I do want you working on that transporter problem. I want a way to beat that scattering field." "I thought engineering would be working on that." Claire said. "Maybe, but you were the one that suggested the jacketing beam thing, so I want you helping them while you're on duty. I told you initiative would get you in trouble. You came up with the bright idea, you get to see it through." Claire rolled her eyes a little, but nodded. "Aye. I'll get started on it when I get back." Jack nodded, but he wasn't really paying attention anymore. He had turned to face his console's display screen, where an image of the planet slowly rotated. He had gotten to a point where he hated the sight of the bloody thing...one big floating mystery, with really nice beaches. =/\= Paxan's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Paxan Brey heard the announcement from Mulder come over the intercom and a surge of excitement burst inside her. Going down to Faylinn again was very appealing to the young woman. A little R&R on a beautiful planet was exactly what she and Felix needed to get back on track. Tapping the comm panel, Paxan signaled the shuttle bay and asked one of the shuttlebay technicians find her boyfriend for her. The young man sounded nervous as he stumbled through his explanation of how he wasn't sure where Lieutenant de 'Ilse was at the moment. He sounded fearful and nervous, she noted to herself - an emotion Paxan was quite familiar with lately. Ending the conversation, Paxan disabled the comm-channel and sighed heavily. The prospect of going down to Faylinn didn't seem so exciting when the reality of her situation with Felix became more evident. His behavior wasn't changing for the better and she still had no idea why. The door-chime to her office sounded from out of the blue causing her to swivel in her chair towards door, "Come in," she said, hoping that maybe it was Felix coming to take her down to the surface and begin working out their problems. The doors parted and Drake Bastian was leaning against the frame. "Good afternoon, Lieutenant," he said with his award-winning grin. Paxan blinked in surprise but smiled, "Drake, what are you doing here?" she asked, "I haven't seen you in a while." The young man strolled towards her desk and plopped into a chair across from her, "Working like a dog," he answered, "I'm assembling a new sniper team for the marines. It's been tough whipping them into shape." She chuckled, "No doubt, you're working them hard. Can I get you some coffee or something?" Paxan asked. "Nah, I'm good, thanks," said Bastian as he rubbed the crown of his head, "So, I take it you heard the good news." "About the planet?" she said, "Yeah, looks like the crew is getting a bit of shore leave." "Us too," said Drake with a smirk, "I was just official bodyguard while you're on the surface stuff you do." The young man waggled his brows given express permission to enjoy myself...so, get packed." ordered to act as your doing all that sciencey playfully, "I was also I think it's time for you Paxan looked surprised at Drake's pronouncement. She had known she would be going down and that a bodyguard might be required but she wasn't expecting it to be Drake Bastian - renowned Risian flirt. She had enjoyed her outings with the young man on occasion but with her troubles with Felix firmly in her mind, Paxan felt a bit guilty at sharing her shore leave with another man. "I'm not sure this is a good idea," she muttered. "Not a good idea?!" he blurted with a boisterous laugh, "Why not?" "Because Drake, I'm in a relationship with Felix de 'Ilsle and I don't think he would appreciate me spending this much alone time with another man," she explained with a sigh. He looked confused, "Well then what about if he comes along with us. You never know...Felix and I could end up being great friends." Paxan nearly snorted, "I doubt that. Felix can barely be my friend lately...let alone yours." It was a statement that Brey hadn't meant to say but couldn't retract it by the time she realized what she'd just said. Drake let his head drop but his eyes stayed on the young woman, "Listen, I don't pretend to know what you just meant by that but the reality is...you have work to do down on Faylinn and I'm responsible for protecting you. We are also allowed to have fun while doing our jobs so...why don't we just get packed, go on down there and just enjoy the small time we have on shore leave." "I don't know...what about Felix," Paxan sighed. He smiled, "We'll leave a message for him, that way he'll know exactly where you are and what's going on. When he gets a moment, I have no doubt he'll come down to meet you. I mean, he'd have to be crazy to pass up a chance being with you on a beautiful world." The woman smiled slightly and shook her head at the charming Marine. Although his reputation as a Risian preceded him wherever he went, Paxan had no doubt of his sincerity and good intentions. "Alright, alright...I'll go and get packed I'll meet you at the shuttlebay in half an hour." Bastian grinned, "Terrific," he said before heading for the exit. As the doors parted open with a swoosh, Drake Bastian stopped and looked back at Paxan with a mischievous smirk, "Oh and Lieutenant...one more thing..." "Yes?" she asked. "Don't forget to pack a bikini," grinned the young man before he turned back and left the office. "Shared Sorrow, Separate Secrets" =/\= Starbase BoB =/\= Fingers pressed to her mouth, she swore with depth and feeling in her native Aarian tongue. This was all so insane, so wrong. It shouldn't happen to *Ron*, not after everything he'd been through, everything he'd suffered the last few years... Heart breaking with sympathy, she looked sadly at him, and finding no words that were not either banal or trite, just shook her head in sorrow and resignation. Glass gripped firmly in one hand, bottle in the other, Ron lurched to the couch and flopped onto it, artfully managing to slop nearly all of his drink onto his shirt. Growling Argellian curses under his breath, he finished the dregs of the glass, and then smacked it on the coffee table. Letting out a pent-up breath, Caz moved slowly over to him, "I see..." she breathed, "Ron, I - " she broke off, "I'm just so damn sorry. That's - that really sucks. I'm - glad you let me see it though. I'll - try to..." she gave herself a mental shake. She knew how to handle family deaths - she'd had to inform enough people of the death of a much loved family member, usually in tragic circumstances, when she was a cop. But this was different...this was *personal*. "I understand why you locked yourself away," she added sombrely, "I don't blame you...but drinking isn't going to help, not really...I never imagined it was something as awful as *this*..." the words floated out in a jumble. He peered at her moodily, and frowned. "Well, Now y'know, 'Kay? Duzzat give me leave t' be a bastard?" "I reckon it gives you leave to be anything you want to be," she said slowly, "But," her voice took on more definition, "It *doesn't* give you leave to shut me out of your problems. You'd create *hell* if I did that to *you*, and you damn well know it," her voice had risen slightly, "So cut out the macho-man act. You don't have to play He-Man in front of *me*." A snort was the only reply. He gazed at the bottle, and then shrugged. "Sorry. Jus' not rilly m'self." Another snort of irony, and he looked up at the Aarian. "I've got t' go back. Y'heard Elises - an' I jus' *couldn'* dishonor Momma's memories like that by no showin." "I see..." she looked thoughtful, "Y'know...you really shouldn't go alone. That sort of thing can be very...uhm...difficult," she struggled to find the right balance between practical and compassionate, whilst inwardly steeling herself against possible rejection. "It's...I mean...can you take someone along for...moral support?" He shrugged. "If I'm gonna go, I hav'ta bring somin else w'me. Fer the ceremonies, n'whatnot." "To make sure you use the correct cutlery and don't trip over your robes and all that sort of stuff? Yeah, I think I can manage that," she replied lightly. "If you want me to, that is," she tried to make the offer sound casual. His gaze slid sideways to her face, then he turned his head to look at her blearily. "*Would* you? I'd b' *very* pleased, Caz." "Besides which, you're going to need a damn hot pilot to get you there, and they don't come hotter than me. I'm in," she announced firmly. In her mind, she heaved a sigh of relief that he had been amenable to her offer. The thought of him going off on such a sorrowful mission, alone and unhappy, wrenched at her heartstrings, and she had been prepared to stow away if necessary, if he had insisted on going alone. "We're in this together," she added gently, "I'll be with you all the way." For the first time in that entire day, Ron could feel a smile creep up onto his face. "Thank you." He enunciated as carefully as possible. He held the smile as long as possible before his face crumpled into tears. "Oh, Creator, Caz. M'Momma's *dead*!" He began to cry again, great wracking sobs that pounded his body, wringing out groans of grief at the last of his breath. He felt Mulder's arms wrap around his shoulders, and she guided him into her lap. Words were superfluous now, and she let the tears flow unchecked, simply holding him, smoothing his hair, and making small indistinguishing sounds of comfort. Eventually the combination of alcohol and exhaustion worked its inevitable conclusion. She could tell from the change in his breathing that he had fallen into a deep but uneasy sleep. For a long while, she simply sat there, staring out of the viewport, cursing the Fates that had brought this man she loved to such misery. The more practical side of her was yelling: In the middle of the present situation?! What the Hell do you think you're DOING?! And yet - what was to worry about? For nearly a week now the planet had sat their, quiet and inviting. No accidents had happened, no incidents had been reported, and everyone seemed in excellent spirits. As for the journey to Argellius, they could be there and back in a week at the most. Of course, she'd have to find her own transport now every shuttle on the station was in constant use, but then again, her very resourceful father was back in scratchy comm range now, and so a quick call there might bring some ideas. As to the rest, there was one person she would have to swallow her pride and ask for help, but it was a small price to pay, she supposed. That, too, was pressing on her mind, and in her updates and recounting of tales to Ron there had, she admitted to herself, been certain incidents and instances she'd glossed over - partly because she simply wasn't sure how she felt herself, and hadn't thought it appropriate - or necessary to mention them. Especially not appropriate. And now, even more so. Maybe it was a latent guilt that had spurred her to wangle an escort invitation to the funeral. She stroked Ron's head, glad he was sleeping at last. No, she told herself, this is what she wanted to do for him. It's what people who loved each other did. He'd do the same for her. This was the right thing - the only thing - to do. At length, her mind drifted off into a semi-sleep state itself, and the whole sorry business flicked around at random, throwing up thoughts and plans, and phrases from the comm message. It was funny how some things only registered much later on, she mused with an ironic smile. "Merchant Prince, huh?" murmured Lady Ca'assirri Mulder, only daughter and heir of Sir Reuben Mulder, 21st Baron Mansfield, of Mansfield Park, Earth. "And here was me thinking I'd hitched my wagon to a commoner...There's aristos crawling out of the woodwork at every turn on this station, isn't there?" =/\= Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Occupying his usual table at the cafe, Cade was people watching and having his evening tea. Even more than usual, this was becoming a good time for him to reflect and relax. Tonight, he was thinking about the Felim. Despite his initial reservations, and against his very nature, Cade was beginning to like Kyran. The guy seemed to genuinely enjoy what he did and cared about the people that served under him. Stephen finished his tour of the station and was going out for a walk as he began thinking on how to perform this investigation. Going over the dinner with Captain Mulder in his mind, he realized that she was trying to tell him something in relation to what happened. He decided to file it away in his mind and see what else he can come up with. Passing a cafe his attention caught onto one of the persons in question and decided to stop and have an informal meeting with the Marine Captain. He approached him as Cade's attention was else where. Clearing his throat, he alerted the marine to his presence. "Captain Vaugh, I presume." Cade glanced up and saw who it was. He immediately shot to his feet in a position of attention. "Good evening, Captain." "Please, no need to get up on my account, please, take your seat," Stephen said as he wavied him to sit, "Mind if I join you?" "Not at all, please do, sir." Cade gestured toward the other seat at the table. Once McCaffery was seated, the marine sat down and righted the spare tea cup. "Tea, sir?" "Hmm, yes, please," Stephen said with a slight smile, " Vulcan spice tea." As he waited for his beverage of choice, Stephen took a moment to study the marine, looking for something that would tell him about the man he was about to investigate. Thanking the waiter as he pour hot tea in his cup he quietly took a sip, sampling the taste. Nodding that it was acceptable he turned his attention to Cade. "Mr. Vaughn, I presume that you know why I am here?" "Indeed I do, Captain." Cade spooned a miniscule amount of demera sugar into the earl grey he was drinking. "In fact, I was beginning to wonder if you were actually going to talk to me at all before the formal hearing begins." Stephen nodded, "Before I begin my formal proceedings, I just want to know that I'm not here to defend the "honor" of murderers, nor am I here to find trouble and root it out. I know that if you look for trouble you'll always find it, what I "am" here for is to find the truth, wherever it may take me." He paused to take another sip of this tea, savoring the taste. "Do you value truth?" "Absolutely, Captain," Cade replied with unwavering conviction in his voice, recalling his speech to Mulder about truth and honesty when she first told him of the charges. "There are, of course, times when a lie does happen to be the best course, but I try to avoid that unless I'm questioning a suspect. And in that situation, all bets are off," he added with an ominous ring to his voice. "I want to ask you a question, How you begin if you were I?" Stephen knew he asked a pointed question, but he had a purpose for doing so. "I would want to look in the eyes of the people I was investigating to find out if they're the type that would lie about their own mother to save their asses or the type that knows that honesty, no matter the consequence, is the right course." Cade took a sip of his tea. Stephen nodded as he listened. He smiled a bit at his words, for he had to agree with them. He was after the truth and he did want to know if he was dealing with a pack of liars. He quietly sipped his tea, considering his next question. "Is there anything else?" "Yes, I would also interview the accused at unplanned times to keep them slightly off balance." Cade smiled as if to imply that was what the current situation was. "It's harder to tell a lie in an unexpected situation, unless you're practised at it." Stephen smiled, "Well, I can assure you Captain that the art of deception is not part of my repitoir. What you see is what you get." He finished his cup of tea and leaned back in his chair, making himself confortable, wondering what he should do with this conversation with the accused. "I have been on many investigations where I have found the "accused" innocent. You will help you case if you are upfront with me with everything even that which you think would give a negative impression of you. The whole story in context is the best judge of whether it is true or not. Do you agree?" "Absolutely, Captain." Cade twirled the spoon in the teacup for a moment. "In the spirit of truthfulness, I'll give you advance warning that deception *is* in my repertoire, but you have nothing but my word that I'll be honest with you." "Now, since we are on an informal basis," Stephen replied, "Tell me about your Commanding Officer." "Captain Mulder?" Cade shrugged. "She's a good officer, for a 'Fleetie," he said with a sly grin. "No. Despite our disagreements, I've found her to be a fair commander with an active interest in the well-being of her crew. She knows how to fight." He snorted once and took a sip of tea. "St. David knows she can do that, and she doesn't freeze up in an emergency." Stephen nodded and he listened. "She's one of the few that I've met in my lifetime that have that rare quality that good leaders have in abundance." Cade set the cup down and look across the table at McCaffery. "A deep conviction that she truly, to the core of her being, believes that what she does makes a difference for the better. It's what gets her out of bed in the morning and keeps her in her office until all hours of the night." "I see," Stephen said as he nodded once again. "Interesting woman, she is,and I've only known her for a few days." He let that hang in the air for a moment as he wavered to continue on or not. "Well, Captain, I sure we will talk more, and probably under less...desirable situation, but nonetheless, I'm sure it was equally be as painful, er...painless." He smiled at his faux paux. "Of that, Captain, I am sure." Cade stood as the senior officer did and watched him walk away with a perfect poker face. =/\= Military Barracks for the Capitol District - Faylinn =/\= "So, Major. What do you think?" Kyran's tone was questioning and curious, as if he honestly cared about what an outsider's opinion was of his military forces. Cade studied the lines of drawn up infantry, pilots, and specialists; all in what appeared to be the Felim dress uniform of a burnished breastplate over a loose, belted tunic. The infantry wore almost medieval helmets complete with nose and cheek guards with the officers being distinguished by a tall, reed crest that rose from the very top of the helmet. "They are impressive in parade formation, Deputy Regent, which is good for aweing the civilians and keeping order, but..." "...Can they fight?" Kyran finished the question with a smile. "I'd like to think so, Major, but with only ourselves to practice against over the last few centuries, I can not honestly say what would happen if we were invaded." The smile broadened. "But, I hope that is question that we will be able to answer together." "I'm looking forward to this, Deputy Regent. It isn't often that we get the run of a planet to train with friendly forces." Cade noticed Kyran's smile got perceptibly bigger at that description of the Felim. He turned his attention back to the stone-still ranks and popped his pipe back in his mouth. Together, the pair walked across the front of the formation so that Cade could get a good look at the officers' uniforms and weaponry. Most of the sidearms were slug-thowers, conventional firearms, but he noticed that the pilots seemed to be armed with an early energy weapon that was reminiscent of the first 'phase pistols.' Shoulder weapons ran the range of conventional firearms to magnetic accelerators to pulsed plasma rifles. Most of it was equipment that a 22nd Century Earth soldier could have operated comfortably. He brought his thoughts back to the present as he realized that Kyran was talking. "...just one of ten nearly identical garrisons spread across the equatorial region of our world. A couple of the bases are located in mountainous regions and one in a desert, so those three have a higher concentration of soldiers specialized to deal with those environments." Kyran looked very pleased with himself as he related his information. "Yes, 10,000 of my people's finest spread into strategic locations..." He stopped when he heard Cade chuckle. "Is something funny, Major," he asked with a slight look of concern. Cade shook his head trying to wave off any offense and took the pipe from his mouth. "No, not funny at all. Your description made me remember a piece of my planet's history. You have your own band of Immortals here." Kyran's eyes narrowed ever so slightly. "Please explain, Major." The marine nodded his head and started the history lesson as they continued walking. "Centuries, well actually millenia, ago, the people of my planet thought that the world was flat, had no concept of circumnavigation, and relied on the spear, the sword, and the arrow for military might." "Go on," Kyran said softly, sounding genuinely interested again. "In this time, there was emperor named Darius of a nation called Persia. The Persian Empire controlled most of what they considered to be the world. It was actually only a very small part, but that is a different discussion. Subjugated to the Persians were dozens of other nations that supplied their best warriors to fuel the Persian war machine as it ground forward relentlessly, conquering new lands." Cade paused and struck a match to light his pipe. "The pride of Emperor Darius was his Immortals. A band of 10,000 soldiers made up almost exclusively of Persians, many of the officers being kith and kin to the Emperor himself. They were called the Immortals because if the unit suffered any battle losses, they were immediately refilled to maintain the 10,000 man strength." "And these soldiers were the greatest in the world, yes?" Kyran's eyes positively glittered at the compliment he thought he was being paid. "Mostly," Cade said as he puffed a smoke ring from the pipe. "There was a much smaller nation called Lakedaemon that stood in Darius' way of global domination. Chief among the people of Lakedaemon was the warrior-based society of the city of Sparta. Spartan men were hailed by their people, the Greeks, as the greatest warriors that walked the land, despite there being only a few thousand of them." "And they thought to stand against this Emperor Darius," Kyran asked. "Exactly. They didn't want to be subjugated to any man besides their two kings, which is yet another discussion for another time." "And how large was the Persian army?" "Not rightly sure. Some historians estimate that the army that invaded the Greek homeland at a million soldiers." "Madness." Cade smiled. "The forces of Persia clashed against the Greeks at mountain pass called Thermopylae." Knowing what the next question was, Cade continued, "The Greeks were led by 300 Spartans supported by a thousand allied heavy infantry." Kyran smiled. "And Darius sent his Immortals to make an example of these Spartans?" "Yes, he did." "And the Immortals lived up to their names and crushed the ones that challenged them," Kyran said confidently. As they reached the end of the formation and started toward the officers' mess for lunch, Cade looked at the Deputy Regent and grinned ferally. "Our historians say that Darius openly wept on his purple throne as the Spartans and their Theban allies slaughtered the Immortals." "Beach Blanket Backlash" =/\= Restricted Hair Space - Starbase BoB =/\= During the battle to free Thebos IV she had witnessed the Sargent in her platoon take an explosive round to his belly, spilling his innards into his hands. This had not bothered her then, or since. When a sniper on Thermopilon had opened up three nearby skulls in rapid succession in the mess tent, she had simply ducked and kept eating. Overhead, the counterfire-cannon on top of the tent had silently whipped around and lased the sniper into a crispy skeleton a few hundred meters away. The stew had been rather good that day, she recalled. And in the middle of a vicious case of food poisoning during the revolt in the Thermillion Belt, she had participated with her entire squad, depositing their tainted field rations on the field of battle in most unpleasant ways. This too had passed over her like a gentle breeze. However, in spite of those experiences, Bruisilla van der Totenschmerz, veteran of numerous vicious and unspeakable wars, was not prepared for a terror such as this. She stood at the front of her shop, in the small waiting area, as it threatened to burst from the horrors within. The clamoring mob around her screamed and cried for her attention. The damage they suffered was an atrocity. Terrifying burns on their skin, damaged hair, sand wedged in wildly inappropriate locations. And they wouldn't stop whining about it! "Schtop vit ze cryink!" the battle-scarred, cybernetic beautician shouted, her artificial voicebox cranked to maximum levels. Spinetingling feedback screamed from the overhead muzak speakers, her peak frequency destroying the circuits, silencing the gentle sounds of Muskrat Love. As one, the mob silenced itself, jaws agape. "Who is havink ze most great distress!" Bruisilla shouted her inquiry as an order. The mob erupted. The towering ogre of beautician in a floral pantsuit quietly tapped the side of her head, toggling the optics in an artificial eye to infrared. Scanning the crowd, she isolated a number of sunburns. "You be zilent now!" The air cracked as her arm shot up violently to a horizontal, palm-forward crowd-silencing salute. The already-distressed microservos that lifted the titaniumlastic frame of the replacement arm gave out. As the scent of burnt relays wafted past her deadened, carbonfiber-lined nostrils, she began triage. Waving her now-immobile arm before her, threateningly, she directed the action. "If you suffer ze radiation, over heeer!" A crowd of sunburned beachgoers quickly pushed their way to one side of the small space. A great deal of shouting and yelping was required, as their tender, well-cooked hides accidentally bumped each other. "Those vit ze distress to ze hair, heeeeer!" Bruisilla mechanically rolled the last syllable as her arm waved another mob of beach victims to the other side. The horror wrought upon their perms at the hands of sun and sand and saltwater was fearsome, indeed. "Iv you havink ze conzernz uber ze beeeekeeeeneee line, ze vaxing forms heeere!" A very modest older woman shuffled quickly into place beneath the threatening arm, trying to hide her face under her beach hat. She was joined by a tall, handsome artist. Smiling, he winked at a nearby blonde and nodded, drawing her gaze downwards for just a moment, before she recovered, embarrassed. "Zis iz all ve havink time for! Ze rest be gone!" Bruisilla's immobile salute shamed the remaining, whimpering customers, whose only crime was a desire for a manicure. "Burnings! Go zat vay!" Bruisilla spun around sharply and pointed towards the rear of the shop. "You vill suffer ze dermalplastal abrasion and herbal wrap! It vill hurt! It vill cure!" "Hair! You vill vait here for callink!" A sharp gesture quickly seated the second mob. "Und," Bruisilla paused as she glared at the remaining pair. Her larger, unblinking red eye irised to maximum aperture at them. "Ze vaxings. Heh. You must come vit me. You shall zuffer greatly for your appearance." Spinning about sharply, Bruisilla marched the pair of victims towards their private, not-entirely-screamproof booths to disrobe. "Through pain, beauty!" thundered the stomping beautician, summoning her small staff to duty stations. "Bitter Irony" =/\= Mulder's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= It was ironic that the last person she wanted to deal with was the first person she had to turn to. She looked down to Faylinn below - it had been just over a week since the mysterious planet appeared, and she was becoming used to the view now, as if it had always been there. She was still reluctant to leave at such a time, especially when the mysteries seemed to be incresing rather than lessening as to the Felim, but there was no help for it. Ron needed her, and that was that. Though she did wonder if he would have asked her to accompany him had he got the message whilst still on Earth. It was as if he was here five minutes, and now off again. She sighed and shook the depresing thoughts away. It had been decided, everything was in motion, and now she had to sort out the last - and most important - issue. Mulder knew she couldn't put it off any longer, and set out to track down her target. Then she stopped, and reconsidered. Since it was official business, then official it should be. Tapping her commbadge she said briskly, "Captain to the Major. Please report to my office at your earliest convenience." Still, at least her decision not to fire him straight away had been useful, as it turned out. It gave him status for dealing with Deputy Regent Kyran, which would have been eroded had she removed the XO status straight away. And now he was going to have to work even harder... Two minutes later, Cade was knocking on her office door, annoyed at being pulled away from preparations for his visit to the Felim military base, but he wasn't about to let it show. Not to her, at least. "Thank you for coming so promptly, Major," she was all cool formality, and neither sat down herself nor invited him to sit. "I hope this won't take long." "That would be good, Captain. I'm nearly ready to leave for the surface with the first group of marines for a visit with Deputy Regent Kyran. We're going to review their base and some of their equipment before putting a plan in place for a training exercise." His tone was succinct, matter-of-fact, and conveyed that he had better things to be doing with his time. "The reason I asked you here is to inform you that I shall be leaving the station for a week, and as temporary XO, you will therefore become acting CO. It's not as if you haven't done it before..." she added lightly. "May the Major ask the Captain why she is leaving the station while in the middle of a...mystery...I guess for lack of a better term." Reluctant to discuss personal business, yet knowing there was no reason why he should not know, she said quietly, "Doctor Jerillion's mother has died suddenly, and he has to return to Argellius for the funeral. As his closest friend, he has asked me to accompany him for support," she the look in her eyes dared him to make any defamatory comment there. "Commendable, Captain," was Cade's only response. She narrowed her eyes slightly but kept any personal thoughts to herself. Now was not the time to start picking. "You are clear on what you have to do?" the haughty trace of defiance was overlaid by a genuine wish to be clear on procedures. "Yes, Captain. My understanding of your orders are to oversee the day to day operations of this base. I do not intend to relinquish control of the Nomads or miss the joint training that is to be scheduled." "Nor would I expect you to," she replied promptly. "When Doctor Jerillion was XO he was Chief Medical Officer first and foremost. That was his position and his job. Anything else was by the by - except for giving good advice and filling in when I was indisposed..." she bit her tongue to stop herself from rattling on. "I expect no more and no less from you - and you have proven your capability on the command side already," she added as a begrudging compliment. He smirked slightly and then quickly suppressed it. "And as temporary CO, will I be able to appoint a temporary XO and 2XO to mind the shop while I'm on the planet?" "Mm? Well, yes, I suppose," she looked a bit harassed, as her mind was already turning to what tasks she'd need to leave for him. "Yes, that will be in order." She couldn't think who to select though and it wasn't something she felt she could deal with right then either. "Do you have anybody specific in mind?" "Not yet, ma'am," he smoothly lied. "I will review the personnel files and pick the best people for the jobs regardless of rank." He quickly added, "Though, I assure you, I will pick only officers for the positions." "Well, fine, whoever you think most capable," she waved a hand, relieved that his words seemed to rule out appointing an all-marine heirarchy. "But remember that each officer is busy with various tasks at the moment, and their taking on the position will *not* mean they can neglect those tasks. Any temporary command position means *extra* to their current workload, so ensure they understand that." "Oh, they will, Captain." *No need to worry about that at all.* "Make sure they're willing volunteers. Command - even temporary - means writing reports until your fingers ache, being in ten different places at once, and not just polishing an extra pip - which they won't have anyway. And make sure they report regularly and set a good example," she knew she was fussing now. "If they don't, I'll toss them out an airlock," he half-joked. After his questioning of Inspector Cayke, it was anybody's guess if he'd actually do such a thing. "Right, right," she said irritably. Why did wrong way? Still, he would probably be glad for a week. At least that way they'd have a there's anything urgent...really urgent...I he always rub her up the she was going off the station break from hosilities. "If can always be reached and would come back..." she offered, knowing she had to depart but hating to have to leave at such a delicate stage in the mission. "You won't get a call from me, Captain, unless the station is in danger of burning up in Faylinn's atmosphere. And then it'll just be to get a list of things you want packed from your quarters." The look on his face was smugly confident and his words were the best that he come up with for being amiable. "Well, thank you," she said, again grudgingly. His words did have a ring of confidence to them, but all the same..."Be sure to - " "I'll file daily status reports regarding the on-going investigation with Gamma Command, Captain. There won't be any issues, though, because I won't permit them." "This *is* Starbase BoB," she remarked mildly, "Perfect behaviour isn't our thing." "Then you should expect the brig to be full when you get back, ma'am. I was amiable during the Class-86 rectal probe inspection that the IG's office gave us because I could afford to be. This is for real and it's high time that people realized just how different we marines are from everyone else," he said with a slightly menacing grin. "I have a sneaking suspicion that you're going to enjoy this *way* too much," she started to grin, then remembered that she detested him for being an asshole, so her face became icy again. "Well, then, I suppose that covers everything." "I suppose so, Captain." He was going to leave it at that, but changed his mind. "How soon are you going to depart?" "Right away," she said with a little smirk. "I have transport and Doctor Jerillion is finishing packing. We'll be away within thirty minutes." "No time like the present, yeah?" "Yeah. And no time for farewells either. Anyway, we'll be back in a week, if the Ethik of Fate is kind. Now, I supose I ought to make it official..." she switched on her console. "All crew, this is the Captain speaking. I have to leave the station for a week on urgent personal business. As some of you are aware by now, I have assigned Major Vaughan to be acting Executive Officer for this mission, and so he will take over as acting Station Commander in my absence, with my full authority. Don't trash the planet while I'm away..." she added optimistically. "Mulder out." "That's it then," she initiated the transfer of command codes. "The station is yours, Major." "Just until you get back, Captain. I have no desire to keep it." That was the truth. Being a station commander conjured up all sorts of images for him revolving around being tied down to a single point all the time, no change of venue. As the MCO, he had some freedom of operation and was basically able to set his own schedule. "Don't worry, you won't," she assured him bluntly. "By the way," a last detail ocurred, "Obviously, you will be except from the four-hour restriction. If you're running training exercises it'd be a bit unhelpful if the troops had to stop and return to the station every four hours. So use your best judgement on how long the training sessions last. I think that's it," she turned off her console. "I'll see you in a week." "Safe journey, Captain." He turned and walked out of her office; looking for his first victim. She nodded as he left. It wasn't the journey she was worried about - it was what awaited them at the other end that was the problem. =/\= Sickbay - USS Caledonia =/\= Zim sat hidden in the grubby sickbay office. The lights were off (intentionally for once) and he wasn't making a sound. The trap was set. He couldn't wait to see the victim's face. He'd been tempted to bring a holo-cam so he could imortalize the moment. The best bit was, it was all official! This was all being done for the well-being of the crew. =/\= =/\= =/\= Jinti flung herself down on her bed and stared up at the ceiling. Normally she would have hung around the bridge even after shift had finished when they were flying fast, but today she felt an odd sort of ambivalence. Besides, Richards was insisting on having a full shift at going full speed, and Jadi was bravely attempting to reduce her fear of speed by copiloting, so there was nothing much for Jinti to do. She *could* do some minor repairs, or she *could* go and tinker with the Copper Knickers, but even that seemed too much trouble. So, she kicked off her boots and stared at the ceiling, vaguely restless. It was sort of like something was missing. Or someone. =/\= =/\= =/\= Des walked in to Sickbay and noticed that it was very quiet. Glancing towards the office, she saw that the lights were off. Maybe no one was here..."Zim?" she called. The top of his orange head popped through the office doorway, "Yes?" He whispered. "What're you doing in there?" she asked, walking up closer to the open doorway of the dark office, peering inside. "I'm hiding so Jinti can't see me. Don't want to spoil the suprise." Zim kept his voice low but was still bobbing up and down on his toes with nervous energy. "I haven't called her yet," Des laughed, "I was going to get to that after I checked in here." "Oh..." said Zim, at a normal volume. He straightened up. "Well...it was good practice anyway." Zim left the office and pointed to one of the biobeds and the equipment tray next to it. "I've set out all the normal stuff you'd need, hypo, tricorder and so on. And some more 'interesting' tools." Zim picked up a rather spikey looking thing and waved it around a little, "Not sure what this is for...looks fun though." Des chuckled, "If you consider over-stimulating brain patterns fun..." she commented, pretty much lying about what it did. Zim put it back down carefully, "Right...so we're all set here. You ready?" "Of course," she replied. Then tapped her comm badge - she'd been thinking about this. "Ensign Sovanae to Ensign Lamarr," she said in her usual cheery voice. "Huh? Whut? Who?" In her quarters, Jinti sat up and blinked. "Whozat?" At the sound of Jint's voice Zim snuck back into the office again. Des grinned, "Ensign, I know we've not met. I'm new to the Caledonia and trying to meet all the crew I'm going to be working with. I was wondering if you would mind coming down to Sickbay so that I can learn who was doing all that...fun flying upstairs." A simple ploy, but it was a mostly honest one. She did want to meet people, there was just the addition of an ulterior motive... =/\= =/\= =/\= "Down ta sickbay? Funny kinda place to meet new folks," Jinti was talking to herself as she ambled along the corridor. Wandering into the appointed area, she stubbed out the cheroot she had been puffing along the way. "Yo! hullo!" she called out. "Anyone home?" "Ah!" Des stood up. She'd been checking over something on the biobed to make sure the thing was working - seemed tempermental, but she supposed that was to be expecting. Tossing her tool on the table, she dusted her hands on her pants and then offered one. "Ensign Lamarr, it's a pleasure to meet you." Des grinned, "Thanks for coming down this way. I'm a Medical Officer and jus' getting used to Sickbay, so thought I'd manage two at once." "Oh, righty, medical occifer, huh?" Jinti gave the hand a perfunctory, hearty shake. Then she looked at the other woman suspiciously, "You're a doctor, right? Ya got proper qualifications, yeah?" Des had to laugh, but she nodded. "Aye, I do. Always good to be cautious, I suppose, although I usually don't get asked, but I assure you I've got a shiny, sort of, degree from Starfleet Medical," she assured the other woman. "See, we had this Rommie back a year 'er so ago wuz the so-called doctor round here. But he wuz nuts an' he weren't a doctor anyway. Coulnd't find a dermal regenerator if'n it wuz stickin' outta his a - his earhole. So anyways, I likes ta check furst." She tapped the side of her nose. "Of course," Des nodded with a smile. "I promise I do know a dermal regenetator from a cortical stimulator," she winked. "Thass good, then. Yup, there's no knowin' the weirdos ya c'n find in sickbay sometimes. Cain't be too careful. So ya wanna gimme a check-up, yeah? Ain't no problem," she gave a shrug. It was the 'weirdos' comment that Des had to resist another huge grin and look towards the office at. She managed to hold back the urge, but it certainly was difficult. "I will admit, I had thought to ask. You're a bit over-due, but I promise that my first wish was to meet my fellow crew. Since you brought it up...how about you hop up on the biobed? It's mostly working now." "Y'okays," Jinti obligingly swung her tall rangy frame up on the bed and kicked her legs up. Ready when you are, gal." Pulling out a tricorder, Des began the usual scans. "So, Ensign Lamarr, first off, if you're cool with it, you can call me Des. Most people do. Other than that, I just wanted to ask if that was you at the Helm earlier..." "Dezza, yeah, no probs..." Jinti's version of what she heard to what she translated as was operating at standard efficiancy. "Ya c'n call me whutever. The ganf call me Chief. The Skipper calls me Miss lamarr when he ain't too annoyed with me, an' most folks jkist call me Jinti. I answers t'most anythin', really." Having settled that, she gave a grin. "Yeah, thass me flyin'. When the ship starts goin' glory-stuff, it'll be me at the helm. I fly proper, see, not like them Starfleet-taught pussies." "I thought so," the Medical Officer grinned again, switching over to another scan round. "That was...impressive. Have not seen much...any...flying like that on my last posts!" "Nah, ya won't have," Jinti looked totally in earnest. "See, I wuz brought up around ships an' I had my own freighter bizniss once, so I learned ta fly the mean highays an' byways. None o'that poncy wotsit mark by point mark thingy stuff. Jeez, whut a palaver. I jist gits in there an' heads where my nose tells me. Ain't often wrong, either..." there was only the slightest stressing of the word 'often'. At Jinti's explanation of her 'flying' Zim couldn't help but snort with laughter. He tried to keep quiet but it wasn't working. He was starting to crack up. Jinti's head snapped round. "Ya got someone else in here? There's sumthin'... I jist heard sumthin...an' it sounded scummy..." Zim had a feeling he wasn't so well hidden now. A pity really but he could still have some fun. He was pretty sure that Jinti wouldn't be best pleased to see him. He composed himself and entered the main sickbay. Zim had managed to get one of the blue doctors overcoats but it was a bit long for him. If he didn't take care when he walked he ran the risk of getting his feet caught up in and becoming less than graceful. "Hello Jinti..." Zim grinned evilly. "I see you've met Dr.Sovanee. How are you feeling today? Any medical procedure you need preforming?" "YOU!" Jinti sat bolt upright and stared at the apparition. "YOU!" she repeated, temporarily at a loss for words. "Why'n the hell ain't you in a stasis tube, ya grubby little scuzzball!" Zim's grin got wider, "I've moved on to bigger and better things. I just got reassigned here after a little er...break." "I knewed I smelt Ferengi!" she exclaimed, jumping down completely off the biobed. "Whut are you doin' hangin' around sickbay, ya pervy little grub worm, huh?" She turned to Des, "Hey now Dezza, I knows yer new an' all, but ya don't wanna let this sort around here. It ain't hygenic!" "Not hygenic?" Scowled Zim, "I think you should be careful about what you say, I'm the new Clinical Manager here." He puffed out his chest, "I get to okay important bits of paperwork, like medical examinations. And if need be I can operate and...and amputate. I've been trained in medical stuff." Jinti advanced on him, "Ya really expects me ta believe that? You? In a sickbay?? Jeez, I wouldn't sick a dynin' rat onto *you*? Who did ya bribe, ya li'l toerag, huh?" Not even the temptation to correct Zim's pronouncing of her name could get Des to put herself in to this one. She didn't reply toJinti's comment on hygeine, didn't have the chance, and instead covered her mouth casually with one hand and tried not to laugh. This shouldn't be funny, there could be blood shed in her sickbay, but she was naturally jovial...and also sure she saw sparks flying off the pilot's head...she hoped nothing caught fire... "I didn't bribe a soul!" snarled Zim. It was true enough. Trying didn't count as actually doing it. "I should have though. Might have got myself onto a ship where you don't have to worry about whether its going to be crashed by its oh-so competant pilots. What have you been doing when you've not been crash landing the Caledonia? Stolen any of my hooch?!" "YOUR hooch?" Jinti yelped, towering over him. "YOUR hooch my ass! I did all the work an' that hooch wuz GIVEN to me, an' if'n you think yer gonna git a penny from any sales since ya slunk off like the dog ya are, youz got anuther think comin'." "Slunk hissed looked share! off? I was ordered off! I didn't want to go. Its hardly my fault," Zim. "I want my share!" He thought about stamping his foot but up at the towering form of Jinti and thought better, "Some of my Even if the still is only small." "Yeah, well there's double now cuz I liberated a whole job lot from the Mirror Universe people, whilst you wuz slacking off playing around in a statis tube, ya lazy workshy numnut!" Zim would have been rather impressed if he wasn't so angry, "Double? Then that means double the profit. You can obviously keep the profit from the second still but from the original..." "An' ya caint have any profits anyway cuz I spent it," Jinti informed him triumphantly. "I bout myself a new lot o'clothes an' a Sayl'reth. called Sybil. An' I gave her to Starbase BoB. Ya ya boo suck to YOU, dribble features." "But...I..." Zim sighed done. But we had a deal you know whats good for forms needed for you to somewhere wouldn't it?" and then started again, "Fine, whats done is and we're going to stick to that from now on if you." He glared at Jinti, "It'd be a pity if the be passed fit for duty got lost in my quarters "I reckon youz a fraud, Ferengi," Jinti gave him a last scowl, "An' now I'm gonna have the rest of my medical exam. An' if'n you so much as put a grubby paw anywhere near me I'm gonna rip yer ears off an' use 'em as frisbees." Zim laughed sourly, "I wouldn't worry about me touching you. Luckily for me I don't have to do some of the more unpleasant jobs." He looked at Desdemona and gave her a weak smile, as if to apologies for Jinti, "If you would please continue, I'll observe." Zim stood back a few feet so he could continue to glare at Jinti without getting in the way. Jinti glared back at him and growled as she hopped back up on the bed. "Righty then Dezza, lets git this thang done. An' if he so much as dribbles one tiny dribble I'm gonna sue him fer medical malpractice." So saying she lay back down, angling her head to keep a watchful eye on Zim. Finally managing to wrangle her humor back under control, and resisting the urge to call them children to their faces like an exasperated (but amused) school teacher, Des walked back up to the biobed after shooing Zim back a few steps. She turned to the other woman, "Don't worry, we're almost done, Jinti," she said with a smile. "Yeah, see *we'z* almost done," Jinti told Zim in a satisfied voice. "And we don't need *you* gettin' in the way." She gave Dezza an odd look, "Y'oughtta be careful with this sickbay. Weird things happen here. Like Ferengi popping back up. It ain't right. he's probably an evil undead ghoul 'er sumthin'..." "Indeed," was all she managed to reply with out laughing. This was too much - her Sickbay was full of kindergarteners and it was hysterical. Their indignation not withstanding, of course. "So, how've you been feeling? Any problems?" she continued, then added hastily, "Other than my colleague in the back." "In the back? I c'n think of plenty of *other* places he's a problem besides the back..." Jinti muttered. "I know you are but what I am?" Zim shot back. A small laugh escaped. "Hush, both of you, I'm almost done!" she exclaimed. "Now, seriously, how've you been feeling?" Jinti was too honest to pretend that her world was fine and huky-dory, but too private a person to try and articulate vague insubstantial strange feelings. So she simply replied as frankly as she could. "I'z fine. The brig wuz pants, but at least we didn't have to stay there long. I guess I didn't sleep properly there. I'z fit as a fiddle normally, there ain't nuthin' wrong. But otherwise, I guess I feels fillysoffyical. Yeah," she experimented wih the word and liked it. "Fillysoffycal. I guess it's cuz we're off to a new mission an' there's unknown stuff and people prolly gonna try an' kill us," she added by way of explanation. Des' brows rose slightly, "Oh?" she asked, still with a slightly amused smile that she was trying to tame in to something just polite. "Oh yeah, everyone tries to kill us sooner or later," Jinti said with satisfaction. "Or eat us," she looked at Zim directly, wishing she could have parcelled him up for 8472 sushi last year. That certainly added to Desdemona's 'interesting' prediction for the Caledonia. She didn't really want to become some aliens dinner, of course, but with a colleague like Zim, she had the feeling that it would be patients and crewmates who were more trouble. "Can I go now?" Jinti sat up. "Coz if'n I stays here much longer, I'z prolly gonna get a Ferengi allergy an' that ain't gonna be purty." Zim just bared his snaggled teeth and hissed at Jinti. He was keeping a record of everything Jinti said, and he was going to get her back for every single comment somehow. Losing any sort of professional demeanor, Des rolled her eyes at them both. "Yes, Jinti, you're free to go. Thank you for coming by." Jinti reflected that, even if Dezza had a doctoring certificate, she unfortunately didn't really know much about hygene if she let a Ferengi Zim, to be precise - run about the sickbay, getting onto biobeds and touching the instruments. Now that just wasn't right. Luckily, Jinti knew a woman who knew everything there was to know about hygene, and so resolved to have a word with regina about the situation at the first chance she got. Finally starting to let the laugh loose after Jinti made her escape, Des whorled on Zim. "And *you*!" she exclaimed, pointing, "We're going to have to discuss patient interference and bedside manner..." she declared, grabbing the 'brain scrambler' and pointing it at him with a gesture that would've been a little more ominous if she weren't grinning... Or maybe that made it more so. =/\= Faylinn =/\= Arihana was sitting at table outside a café. Her security baby sitter watching from a few tables away. Arihana looked at the watch face on the inside of her wrist. She had been here fifteen minutes or so, and was back again for a retur trip. Given how only four hour stints were the order of the day, the counsellor was keen to get the show on the road. Arihana twisted the brown strap so the bezel was the right way up, humming quietly she took a sip of the fruitjuice she had ordered. "I apologise, profusely. Being late is something of a malignant quality. Particulary when attending to guests." Arihana let the liquid go down, tryng not to choke. The mayor lowered himself into the seat. There was still there air of affableness about him as he smiled. Arihana pushed the tumbler away with a finger "Not at all, I've only just arrived myself." The counsellor sat back in the seat, scanning the mayors face. This was his turf, he ought to start first. They had only given a brief introduction during their prior meeting. Perhaps now they would elaborate a little more. "The uniform, I assume that is a uniform.The standard garb of this Starfleet institution that you are part of?" The counsellor nodded, explaining that different departments were colour coded. "I'm counsellor. Counsellor Arihana Dharma is my full name, and sometimes, its prefixed with lieutenant. Junior grade." The mayor nodded, wanting to know a little more. "My primary aim is to study mental health, and contribute to its well being. However-" Arihana looked around the piazza. "My role here, whilst we visit Faylimm is to observe and interpret. A new culture, and it's phenomenological and anthropological value." Arihana sighed, and looked around again. "Only all work, makes me very dull. This offer of being shown around, does that still stand?" Seb Flint hovered about six paces behind as the mayor and counsellor walked. Walked down a cobbled street. "It's a beautiful place, really, I don' think I've ever seen such a paradise. Honestly, Peren, I'd give anything for an easy life." There was candid conversation, and it flowed. Yet, Arihana didn't know this fella, this mayor from Adam. "That would suggest, that you have perhaps a difficult life, would it not?" The counsellor shrugged, as the walked down a shingle path. There was a gentle breeze with bird song, as the counsellor and mayor approached the lake. "I wouldn't say my life has been difficult, it's been interesting. Colourful, even. My-." Arihana took in the view, a mass of liquid nestled in rolling green and fertile hills. "Wow. Now that's pretty." The mayor had seated himself of on a slate grey boulder, that over looked the lake. Arihana stopped lake side a moment, to let the cool water slip through her fingers. "But never mind me, what about you?" Arihana dried her hands on her jersery, to walk back over towards the mayor. He looked quite young for a man of office, she didn't want to hazard a guess to age him, would be poor etiquette. Arihana perched on the edge of the boulder, tilting her head rather inquisitively. "I want to know about you, Peren, the felim. Who are you, what do you do?" The mayor laughed a little. There was pleasantness about his features. "Please, I'm curious. Here on this little globe of yours, perfectly happy not to venture out of your atmosphere, I really don't get it." Arihana stood up, twirling around with her arms held out. "There are whole new worlds out there." She stopped before she got dizzy, to sit down next to the mayor again. "This is a whole new world, Peren, I mean, I'm-well, Starfleet are here, taking an interest." He was no doubt as curious about her, as the counsellor was about him. Arihana couldn't understand it, as he explained. "We're happy, Arihana, this paradise, as you put it. It is our home, our world. We take pleasure in what we have, and don't miss what we haven't got." In a side thought, there was something about him. He had a gentleness about him, didn't make him aloof or distant. But respectful, in a smooth charismatic way. " Arihana listened, making no further attempt to push. "Colourful, you described your life as colourful. Please, tell me more." Seb looked at his watched as he stood next to what he assumed was a tree. Just watching. She didn't know this fella from a ferengi, and was more than happy to just talk to him. The counsellor, in his mind at least, failed to add up. This mayor chap had been filled in, who Arihana was, why she joined Starfleet, what that strange sport had been played in the piazza. "I had thought, Arihana, that it was some new form of dance that we had come across. Now, having heard the rudimentary rules amongst others, I know come to appreciate it in a new light." Arihana laughed a little, what about him? "Oh, that will all come to pass, no doubt you and your colleagues are very curious." Seb whistled to gain the attention of the counsellor. "Appears I have to make tracks. I'm sorry, we fail to get ay further with-". The mayor simpley shook his head. " No doubt, we shall meet again." Arihana smiled to meet up with Seb. Yep, theywould meet again, Definitely. "Enter the KnightMare" =/\= Upper Flight Deck - Starbase BoB =/\= Hefting the two heavy duffel bags over her shoulders, Mulder's hand hovered over the entrance to the upper Flight Deck on Level Two. Disused and abandoned, she had commandeered it for her little fighter vessel, Greased Lightening. But Greased Lightening was a two-seater fighter with no facilities and no room to even stand up, so not exactly suitable for the 2-3 day trip to Argellius. "Now, I think I should explain a few things before we go in. It wasn't easy getting hold of a serviceable shuttle at such short notice, in this part of the galaxy, but we *did* get lucky. Pa has trade contacts all over the universe, it seems, and he was able to call in a few favors and..." she opened the doors with a flourish and stood aside to let Ron precede her in, "...here she is. My very own shuttle." Grinning at the look on Ron's face, she continued as they walked across the Bay, "Mother very helpfully registered her with the Aarian Space Authority, so she isn't bound by Starfleet regulations, as such. Of course, every shuttle has to have a name...being second-hand, this one was already named as..." here a slightly embarrassed look crossed her face, "...well, the literal translation from the original name was 'Wet Dreams', uhh, it as owned by teenagers, y'see." "Mother reckoned she looked more like a *bad* dream, and wanted to change it to that, but father was adamant that it should have a name that spoke of medieval gallantry, something to do with white steeds and all that jazz." The grin returned, "So, when she went to the Aarian Space Authority, mother came up with a rather clever compromise," they were standing in front of the ship by now, "Allow me to present the ASA Knightmare." There was a pause, and she shot a sidelong look at Ron, "Well...what do you think?" "Is it warp capable?" He rubbed the back of his neck, trying to release some of the tension there as he studied the shuttle. It had definitely seen better days - and it was very seldom that you saw shuttlecraft with dents and missing paint. . "Better yet - is it *safe*?" Mulder chuckled as she regarded her new possession. She could well understand his hesitation. The Knightmare was about as unprepossessing in appearance as you could imagine. In fact, if you took the word 'elegant' and imagine the direct opposite of it, that still wasn't close enough a description. Whatever form the vessel had originally been, it had been added to with cheerful abandon and total disregard for symmetry or style. But, despite that, after inspecting it a few hours ago, she felt oddly attached to it already. There was a certain uniqueness to its ugliness, and that in itself was a kind of style. "Pa got it from the Denariians," she explained, "They're a few sectors away from here. He describes them as 'a bunch of genial fruit-loops', and he's worked with them, so he should know. This is a customized meteor racer. Apparently meteor racing is something of a national sport on the Denariian homeworld, and this baby was a winner in several championships. Allegedly." "Since the Denariius System is riddled with meteor showers, they have these races all year round. You have to start at the tail-end, facing against the incoming direction, and then warp on to the next shower, until they're completed the entire circuit...sounds insane," she laughed, "But that means this ship is *totally* customized for speed and strength." She patted the hull affectionately, "So, she's got a souped-up engine that can reach Warp 4, triple-backed inertial dampeners, ablative plating over the sensitive areas, and goes like shit off a shovel, as they say back home." She patted the side of the craft affectionately. "Of course, there are no fancy extras; she's completely basic inside. Everything that isn't useful to the sport has been ripped out, and all power systems are geared to shielding and speed. In fact, she's probably got a better shielding system than BoB." She paused, "Okay, so that's maybe not the most reassuring comparison...she's got a better shielding system that most *normal* ships or stations. So yes, she's as safe as it gets." A small smile quirked onto his face. "I trust you." Hefting the large duffel bag's strap over his shoulder, Ron headed up the ramp and into the shuttle. The inside was not nearly as bad as the outside, fortunately. Ron scouted the interior briefly before dropping his bag into a drawer receptacle. "Like I said, it's basic but serviceable," Mulder commented, looking around. Behind the screen that separated the pilot's area from the rest, two long benches ran either side that were wide enough to double as bunks. Towards the back, a small closed-off section held a basic bathroom function. Behind this, an archway led into the small engineering section, and that was about all there was. "There isn't a replicator, of course, so I hope you've brought the sandwiches," she held up a hand, "Only joking. Well, not about the replicator, but about the sandwiches. I've raided BoB's stores and brought along a whole pile of rations," she undid the top of one duffel bag and poured a heap of small foil wrapped pouches onto a ledge. "Of course, as it's *BoB's* stores, they aren't labelled...so for all I know I could have doomed us to eating oatmeal with blue cheese dressing for the entire trip." A small shadow of doubt crossed her face, "I hope this is alright for you, Ron, I - " but he cut her off. "Have I mentioned that I'm *really* grateful that you are coming along?" She relaxed and smiled, "And have *I* mentioned that I wouldn't have had it any other way?" She slid into the pilot's seat, "You'd better get aquatinted with the controls," she nodded to the spare seat, "It's a long trip so you'll need to take the odd stint at the helm for me." He grinned at her, and sat in the co-pilot's chair next to him. "Wish I could. I know absolutely *squat* about shuttle piloting." "What??" for a moment she was stunned into silence. "You've *never* flown a shuttle before? I thought *proper* Starfleet officers, knew everything about *everything*." He mock-sneered at her comment. "Usually, Oh Pilot Divine, I'm in the back," he jerked a thumb over his shoulder, indicating the larger cabin area behind them, "trying to keep the insides *inside* my patients. So, I'll make you a deal. You show me how this shuttle works, and I'll show you how to prep a patient for cryo-freeze and storage into a transporter matrix." She gave him a bemused glance, "I'll stick to what I know, thanks." "Heh. I thought not." She shook her head in wry amusement at the thought of *her* attempting anything medical, and returned her attention to the console, running through the pre-flight checks. Satisfied all was in order, she commed the Flight Deck, for the final formalities. "...ASA Knightmare requesting permission for departure..." Receiving clearance, she swept the squat little vessel outwards and into the starry blackness outside. "Of course," she spoke slightly absently as she laid in the course, "We don't have any weapons systems, as such - they don't exactly expect to get into a firefight along a race-track. The only thing we *do* have," she indicated a control midway between them, "...are blasters. Meteor blasters, to be precise. Designed to...well, the name says it all. That will smash a huge chunk of rock the size of a small planet to smithereens, so it's to be used only in direct emergency. No refined shots across the bows in *this* baby. One blat and the game's over..." she didn't look exactly disheartened at that, "So anyone crossing our path with evil intent would be *well* advised to think again. We don't play nice - because we *can't*." Still chattering away, she continued, "What I like about this ship, is it's designed to be flown manually. That's *good*, in my book. It does have a very basic autopilot, of course, so you don't really have to worry about co-piloting, I guess. I don't need all that much sleep, so provided we make good time, all you need to do is watch the controls and yell if anything goes cranky." Ron watched Caz's fingers dancing across the board, playing the console with the skill and grace of a maestro pianist. "Still and all, I can't help thinking that it might *help* to know, someday." "Okay," she agreed after a moment's thought, "No time like the present. Right," she indicated a slide-lever where her left hand rested, "That's the speed control at impulse - which is what they use to navigate the meteors themselves, of course. Slide it upwards until," she flicked her fingers outwards to a control just to the left of the speed control, "Until you're ready to go to warp. Hit that," she did so, "and off you go." The light streamed and streaked as space blurred and the ship shot forwards. "Simple, really - going at the pace the racers do, it *has* to be simple." Pulling the ship back to impulse, she then indicated what appeared to be a roller ball, set halfway into the right hand side of the console. "This is *the* all important impulse control. This covers all maneuvering thrusters, all directions along the entire 360 degree axis." She rolled the ball sharply forward, and the nose of the Knightmare dived forward, then repeated backwards and sideways. "Of course, you can always do *this*" she span the ball sideways abruptly, and the ship spiralled in a sideways corkscrew. "Now you see why the dampeners need to be good," she laughed. The joy of flying never faded, whatever the vessel. "All you have to do is keep this on an even keel, measure it against the speed you want to go, and... er...watch out for incoming objects in the flight path. Now, you have a go." She leapt up from her seat and indicated that Ron should replace her. "Off you go then," she instructed when they had changed places, "Go for it." The shuttle pivoted on its vertical axis, throwing the pair of them towards the control board and into their restraints. "Whoa," she dived across and righted the ship, "Be gentle, Ron. It only needs the lightest touch, like a surgeons laser scalpel." Another try and the ship slanted sharply sideways, sloping away downwards through space. "Hmmm...Somehow, that doesn't seem quite *right*, Mulder." "That's because you're not *doing* it right." "Well, *you're* the one supposed to be teaching me - teach *better*!" She gave him the sort of look a very prim school teacher would give a recalcitrant pupil, eyeing him archly over a pair of imaginary spectacles, "I suggest you *learn* better, young man, or I'll be keeping you behind after classes for some...extra lessons." She ruined the effect with a saucy chuckle. He grinned and winked at her, enjoying the bit of play. It masked the pain inside, made it easier to pretend that nothing was wrong. She stared at him for a long moment, and then said quietly, "You don't have to hide it y'know. Not with me." "Huh?" "The look on your face, Ron," she turned back to the controls, watching the screen, giving him visual privacy, "Don't forget I can read you too well. Even if I'm not *trying* to." Ron turned to look out the shuttle's starboard screen. "I'm still getting adjusted to it, I suppose. Just when I think everything's balanced out, it hits me all over again." "Give it time. Ah, sorry, that's such a crap cliché...but it's only been a few days since you heard, there's no way you can just...get over it. Let the grieving process happen naturally, as it needs to. You'll come through when you're ready, and not before." "I suppose so." He shivered slightly at the feeling inside, and then pointed at the Nav console. "Okay. So how does this work?" =/\= Felim Central Archives - Planet Faylinn =/\= "Greetings, welcome to Faylinn, Lieutenant, is it?" Professor Hellon extended his arm stiffly towards Parvis. "Yes, but please, call me Parvis. Thank you for the invitation." Parvis stared at the outthrust arm. He blinked against the bright light of the Faylinn noontime sun. "I'm sorry, I was told this was your custom? The shaking of the hand? Was I misinformed?" Hellon drew his hand back a bit. "Oh, yes, of course." Parvis reached up and grabbed the hand, offering a few weak shakes. The Felim's skin was rough to the touch. "Let's get you inside and get started, shall we?" Hellon led the way up the wide steps towards the entrance to the large building. He chattered with smalltalk. The cool air inside was a welcome relief to Parvis. His eyes slowly adjusted to the light as they made their way into the lobby. "This top level is used for cultural functions, art displays, celebrations and the like." Hellon waved around him at the vast, open space. "Top level?" Parvis asked. "Yes. The archives are kept downstairs. For preservation of the documents. Cool, dry, and dark. After you." Hellon bowed before Parvis, indicating the stairway they were to descend. Parvis got his first good look at Hellon's Felim features as he bowed. Small cranial ridges and elongated ears were the most obvious. A faint streak of dirty gray hair ran along the top of his head, front-to-back, like a skunk's stripe. As the Professor rose, Parvis saw rougher patches of skin, running down the sides of his head before the ears, turning forward along the jaw just so, giving the impression of sideburns. "Of course." With a glance at his security escort, Parvis cautiously descended, Hellon and the guard in tow. Discreet lighting gave the room they entered a gentle, dim glow. Wide tables ran down the center of the room, littered with texts, large and small. Shelving lined the walls to either side. Doors led outwards in multiple directions. "This is quite something," Parvis nodded at the collection, as Hellon turned up the lighting in the room. "It would take quite a while to get through all of this, yes?" "This? Oh, this is just the reading room. We keep a few frequently-used items here, but most of what you see was drawn for the archives in adjoining rooms and the sublevels. We really should refile the items more frequently, but some of them are so popular with our scholars that they just seem to stay here." Hellon walked over to the nearest table and closed a heavy, bound text. "They should be more careful. This is an older one, leaving it open exposes the pages and might crack the binding." "I see. Well, if you could show me how to use the directory, perhaps we could search for," Parvis paused, spinning around. "Where do you keep your electronic directory of the collection?" "I'm sorry? Oh, dear, no. We don't have such a thing. We'll just have to sort through it by hand. Don't worry, I am the most familiar with the layout of the archives. I know where most everything is kept. Mostly. At least, I can find most of it by the second or third try, usually." Hellon smiled widely at Parvis. "I see." Parvis made low grumbling noises as his security escort chuckled and moved to test some chairs for comfort. "Perhaps we can start by training this." Parvis held up his PADD and tricorder. "I'll need some representative samples of your writing to scan. Don't worry, it is a completely passive optical scan, it won't harm the documents in the least." "Oh, you have a translation device?" Hellon stared closly at the devices. "I will. Once I can get some samples, then transmit them back to the base, and perhaps the Enforcer. They can run the usual algorithms on the data and produce a translation matrix, plus any custom routines needed for text recognition, in the event of hand-written documents." "Remarkable. What is this...algorithm...you speak of?" Hellon asked. "Oh. It is a word we use for how our computing devices do their work. How they are programmed. I believe the name originated with a notable technologist on Earth. This man, Algore, he apparently created their first planetary communications network. The Interphone, I think they called it." "Interesting. Thus he was immortalized with a word in their language? And other cultures have taken it up?" Hellon asked. "Yes. The remarkable irony of it all is that the Interphone did not even last all that long." Parvis struggled to remember the details from his Terran history course at the Academy. "It was, despite being a powerful network for the electronic exchange of information, primarily used to coordinate the distribution of printed texts. They used the vast power of this planetwide network simply to coordinate the distribution of printed texts. And music." "Your knowledge of an alien culture's history is remarkable, you will do well with our collection, I expect." Hellon nodded in agreement. "Yes. The end of the story is that the Interphone was eventually overwhelmed by pornographic content. A few decades after it went operational, it collapsed under the load. It took them years to rebuild a more stable system." Parvis nodded gravely. "Indeed." Hellon shook his head at the folly. "Perhaps you could select some representative texts for me to scan?" Hellon nodded. "Yes. A few texts with different styles, some different printing and writing samples. Perhaps a couple of elementary literacy tutorials? We should have time for all that, then a quick meal at a local establishment while your people perform algorithms, yes?" "Yes, that sounds good." And it takes me safely up to the four hour mark, Parvis thought. =/\= Science Lab - Starbase BoB =/\= The doors opened to science lab and Drake Bastian stepped in, "Paxan...you here?" he asked as he looked around. Most of the lab was deserted as many of the technicians had been released for shore leave. Centered at the main scanning suite, Paxan Brey was bent over staring intently into the viewer. "Paxan?" Drake asked again as he walked towards her, "What are you doing? I thought we were going to meet in the shuttlebay?" Looking up form the scanner, Paxan tucked the blonde hair that was normally in her eyes, behind her ear and frowned, "Hey...I'm almost ready. I just need to do a few more things before I go down to Faylinn." He sighed melodramatically, "What are you talking about?" Drake groaned, "I thought you were going to get ready to leave for the surface." "I was but there are some things that came up, the specimens that I brought from Faylinn," "What's up with them?" Drake asked. "They're all dead," she stated plainly, "All the insect life I brought back with me at least," said the young scientist, "I took several insect specimens from the surface during my first visit and they're all dead...smashed to smithereens it looks like. Probably from the trip back though the atmosphere; it was a bumpy ride after all." "So these mashed bugs are holding up my shore leave?" Paxan chuckled and looked back at the scanner, "Calm down. I'm just going to enter them into a stasis field and I should be good to go." Bastian exhaled heavily, "Finally! I'm ready to hit the beach." Paxan laughed, "You act like this is all just fun and games," she said with a grin as she double-checked the status on the dead bugs she'd just sealed into stasis. The report was also instantly sent to all department heads. Thinking back to the planet, Paxan knew that although it would be beautiful it would be work as well. "Are you ready now?" Drake asked. Brey grinned as she looked back from the insects she'd collected from Faylinn's surface, "I think so," she said with a smirk, "My bags are already in the shuttlebay. Give me a second to send a message to Felix so he knows where I'm at." Her hands danced across the com-console as she wrote a short note to her boyfriend and transmitted it via the internal computer relay. Looking back at Drake, Paxan walked over, "Okay, all done. I'm ready now." The marine grinned, "Let the good times begin." "Funeral Colours" =/\= En route to Argellius =/\= The gleam of warp space flew past the front portal, sparkling with unimaginable colors, defying name or description. Feet propped on the console, Ron stared at them, lost in his own thoughts. Pausing for a moment, Caz stole a quiet look at Ron. For once he seemed almost peaceful, almost a rest with himself. She knew full well the stress that was fermenting underneath, but even so, she kept silent for a full moment longer, willing him to have as much respite as she could possibly give him from the trials ahead. Eventually, she spoke quietly so as not to startle him, "Time for me to take a turn now, fly-boy." She moved to the co-pilot's seat, "You looked deep in thought - what's on your mind?" "Hm?" Turning his head, he smiled at her, and dropped his boots to the floor to sit upright. "Just thinking about the days ahead." "Yeah," she wriggled into the seat, "It's going to be quite a party. Sorry. No offence intended. Funeral, then. It's going to be quite a funeral. So tell me," she maneuvered herself out of any potential awkwardness, "Do you have to officiate at the funeral in any way? Are they giving you a welcome-home party first?" "Well, there will be a number of ceremonies. I take it from the few dispatches I received before leaving that I'm being treated as the 'Prodigal Son', calf and all, rather than being received in disgrace for abandoning my family and my House." He grimaced at the sentence, and then shook his head. "If it were me, I'd rather just skip it. But Grandfather is insisting upon it before he'll even let me into the funeral." "Insisting on *what*? Some ceremony before he'll let you attend your own mother's funeral? You want me to let him have a taste of these meteorblasters to help change his mind?" She glowered at the thought of Ron having to go through any *more* hassle than was necessary, and was about to expand further, but curiosity overcame her, "What sort of ceremony are we talking about here?" "The ceremony is mainly a place for me to re-affirm my 'loyalties' to my house - something that we'll have to hash out as soon as we get there. I'm already oath-bound, as it were, to Starfleet. I cannot take a second oath that will force me to cross over the first, by Argellian law. So it's a place in which he'll *have* to bend." "And if he doesn't?" "He will. If he doesn't, I'll go to the Parliamental Government and file against him. Tradition cannot keep me away from my mother's funeral." Ron swallowed back the grief and sorrow, clearing his throat to prove to himself and Caz that he was in control. "So I don't think it'll be an issue." "I should bloody well think *not*," she muttered. "Sounds a right whacked out job to me..." Out of the corner of her eye she could see Ron struggling with his feelings, and in an attempt to level the conversation again asked carefully, "How do the Argellians honor their departed?" He cleared his throat, visibly pushing down the "There will be a private viewing, allowing each family member to spend a few moments with her body and speaking to her spirit. After each has had his or her turn, the announcement will be made, and the hall will be opened to the public for the funeral to begin. As House Jerillion is a House Major, I expect it will be standing room only." He smirked as various ironic and sarcastic thoughts passed through his mind, unspoken. "Once the funeral is finished, the stasis unit will be set upon the ritual pyre, and it's fusion bottle will be shorted. It will ignite the pyre, and the body will be destroyed utterly, freeing the spirit to ascend to the Creator, the Tester and the Comforter. Then, a celebration feast will commence, for however long people want to be there, during which I will take another oath to assume the leadership of House Jerillion once Grandfather Ilisisone passes." "Three different deities, huh? Ethiks, your people really like to make things complicated, don't you?" she said with some measure of exasperation. "I don't mean to sound rude here, but when gods get involved there's usually trouble. I mean, there's no *guarantee* that they'll look after the departed in the way you'd like them too, or that their plane of existence is decent and civilized. They don't take the trouble to come down and give personal assurances, or allow preview visits. And yet, they get all this worship and adulation. It's take, take, take with gods, believe me. I'm glad we don't have any dealings with their lazy omnipotent asses any more." She chuckled quietly to herself, her Jaz'Aarian atheism asserting itself brifly. "I'm surprised, Ron. I thought your people had enough savvy to be able to fend for themselves as a society without old-fashioned *gods* getting in the way. A funeral should be about honoring the memory of the departed, without letting anything distract you." "Well. I suppose. if you look at it that way. But it brings comfort to us in a way, I suppose." His stare returned to the portal, introspective. She made a non-committal noise that could have meant anything, then changed the subject, "So, what's *my* part in all this?" Here, Ron grinned and breathed a chuckle. "Poor Mulder. Did *you* ever get suckered into a bad spot." "Yeah, the day my bastard Government screwed my career over and kicked me into Starfleet," came the moody reply as her early years of bitterness crept briefly in. "Though, I guess it hasn't been *all* bad," she amended with a laugh, giving Ron a meaningful smile. "In fact, I enjoy my life on BoB more than I ever thought possible. I wouldn't change the way things worked out for anything in the world. Funny how a career that starts so dismally can become the most important and meaningful thing that ever happens. But I don't think that's exactly what you were talking about. How bad a spot have got suckered into *now*?" "The Second Connection" =/\= En route to Argellius =/\= It was a good question, so she repeated it, especially since there was no immediate answer. "C'mon, tell. How bad a spot have got suckered into *now*?" "As I have 'broken allegiance' with my House when I ran away from home, I no longer have a Second." "A Second what?" Stretching and rubbing his neck, he shrugged, trying to think of how to boil such a complex relationship into something that could be explained in understandable terms. "When a child is born of the House Major bloodline, another Argellian of non-House rank and same age is selected to be raised next to him or her. They are called the Second - it is as close to being part of a House as a non-House member can get. Great prestige, and whatnot." He snorted at the idea. "Your Second is like your brother or your sister in relationship - you are raised together, sleep together, learn and study together, and so on. Sometimes, a House Lord or Lady will make their Second a Eorr've. A. well, I suppose the Terran Native American equivalent to a Blood Brother would be the closest description - though still not quite correct." Flipping a hand into the air as if to cast the idea away, Ron continued. "Anyway, as the pair grow older, they begin to separate into their appropriate trainings: the House child into business, economics, diplomacy, profitable business strategies and whatnot, as needed to control a Trade House. The Second trains in a different path; as a bodyguard, a chancellor, a major-domo, and strangely enough, some rather unsavory talents such as assassination, demolitions, and so on." He smirked sardonically, and put his hands in the air as if in refusal. "Oh, of *course*, everyone *knows* that these are simply *traditional* forms of training - and *never* used in the modern world." Another snort of irony, accompanied a lopsided grin. Understanding was beginning to dawn, "So you want *me* to be your Second?" she gaped. "Ethiks, Ron...how the heck am *I* supposed to know what to do? What the hell do *I* know about your people, your protocols, your ways?" Ron eyed her studying her face carefully. "You don't have to do it permanently - I just need you to stand by me in that office, as it were. After all, you have the appropriate training, Mulder. You are an ex...what? Cop? Intelligence agent? Spy?" He shook his head. "Doesn't matter. I'm certain your father, being of some Terran nobility form I don't *quite* understand, has familiarized you in how to behave in 'high society'. As to the rest." he frowned, shifting his gaze to the floor, and then back to the portal, "I don't plan on staying, so I won't need to worry about governmental procedures." "Hey," she sounded quite indignant, "I am *perfectly* able to conduct myself in society, y'know. Despite my usual, uhh, casual attitude I *am* my father's daughter." *And you weren't here to meet him a few months ago, and someone else was. And there is more Terran aristocracy on the station that you might think* her private ruminations tumbled in without warning. *Oh Ron, why did you have to stay away so long? Even now, there is so much I can't tell you. But maybe, just maybe, this is the break we need. Tragic though the circumstances are, at least it's just us - together - taking on the world like we always said we would. Time to re-group, just you and me.* She picked up her chatter, realising she'd fallen silent. "And that 'some form of terran nobility' as you so dismissively put it, is the *only* nobility worth recognising, in my book. Anyone elses nobility is usually the two-a-penny kind where everyone on the planet is an earl or a king." She turned to give him a mock-glare, then bit off her next words as she scanned him carefully, reading every line of his body. "There's more, isn't there?" she asked quietly. "Something you haven't told me yet. C'mon, Ron. I'm going to need to know *everything* there is to know about this caper if we're going to pull it off successfully. What's up?" He refused to look at her, instead focusing his attention to the stars outside. "I suckered you into this, on purpose, Mulder. It was wrong of me to bring you along, and then assume that you'd be okay with the setup. The depth of emotion and connection between a House member and his or her Second is...incredibly intense. It's so. complex. Some say it's a love as held between family, others say it is closer to pair-bonding, still others insist that it is too intricate to even define. Quite often, when of opposite sexes, and sometimes even within same sexes, the two partnerbond for life, forswearing all others. In fact, it is a favorite topic in the entertainment arts and writings." He sighed, crossing his fingers over his stomach. "And I tricked you into it. Everyone will assume that we are...well...you know. So, if you like, when we get there, we can simply announce you as my Starfleet escort." Another wry chuckle escaped his lips. "Granted, it is a social disgrace - Grandfather will squirm like a F'riez on a hook. But it may be worth a few laughs." "Oh." She digested all of this for a moment. The reached over and punched him, hard, on the arm. "Hey! What's that for?" He rubbed the arm, looking disgruntled. "For...for being a jerk. For thinking I'd be *offended*at that sort of closeness. For being too chicken to tell me about it first. For thinking I'd want to wriggle out of it. For not trusting me. For trying to trick me. For...for..." She made a sound of complete and utter exasperation. Ron rubbed his shoulder "Well, I *did*!" "Uhh? You did *what?" she snapped, thoroughly confused now. "Sucker you into it. I didn't explain it all. Hell, I *still* haven't explained it all yet, Caz." She let out a long breath, and gave a rueful laugh. "Ron, you are a Grade A idiot. When I said I'd go with you, I meant I'd be willing to face anything that the...mission, for want of a better word, threw at us. Trust me, Ron. I want this to work out for you, I want to *help* this work out for you, and I'll do whatever it takes." She swallowed hard, "All these years I haven't been able to do anything at all to help you, don't cheat me out of a chance to be useful *now*." Her voice sank to a whisper, "Count me in. I'll learn what I have to, and we'll wing the rest. Let this be my welcome-home gift to you." He smiled at her, genuinely touched by what she'd said. "Well, considering we have a while to travel, I'm sure I'll have time to bore you to death with it." =/\= Zerin's Quarters - USS Caledonia =/\= Zerin plodded into the bathroom to fill Sputnik the rabbit's water bottle. She looked at herself in the mirror and cringed. Her eyes were watery red. Her hair was a flustered, straggly mess. She ran her fingers through her chestnut-colored locks and looked at herself again. BLEH! As soon as she'd given Sputnik his water, she hopped into the shower. She looked like hell and that wouldn't do. As she stood there, her stomach felt as if she'd swallowed a boulder and her head seemed to be filled with microscopic Brillo pads. She silently cursed Emel the hippie chick, but figured Raven's authorities would deal with the woman. Zerin certainly hoped nobody would bill her for damages to the now-destroyed food stall. *How do you keep blowing stuff up, anyway?* a voice told her. *A shuttle, the urinals on BoB, and now this.* She grinned. *Zerin Fell, ops queen and destruction machine.* And then her stomach contents found their way up the hatch. She hopped out of the shower, stuck her head in the toilet and then..."HOOOOO-WULP!" *** Twenty minutes later... "You know, Carsin, you should put your spiritual crisis on hold," Sandrik said in a low voice. Carsin glared. "You heard those infidels, talking about the word of Beeblebrox. They visited the same station I did, yet they found another spiritual path. Clearly the *wrong* path." Sandrik sighed. "Maybe there's room for several gods." "Maybe, just MAYBE this is a runup to the end times," Carsin replied. "We already had that," Sandrik said. "Sisko beat Dukat, Dukat is stuck in the fire caves with the pagh wraiths, Kai Winn got toasted, and-" "Hello," Zerin said, managing a weak grin. She wasn't nauseous anymore, but she did feel as if someone had vacuumed out her intestines. Maybe she should visit sickbay. "Are the cargo transporters operational?" "Only one is, ma'am," Sandrik said. "Only one. Cargo transporter. Is operational." "Only one." "Have you tried fixing the others?" Zerin asked. "No." "Then fix the others," Zerin said. "The parts are missing," Sandrik explained. "Have you gone to look for other parts?" Zerin said. "No." "Well, you can't fix the cargo transporters without the missing parts. Are they in engineering?" "I don't know." "Did you ask?" "No." "Maybe you should go down to engineering and see if they have extra parts, Sandrik," Zerin said helpfully. She resisted the urge to add a "duh." "Please go down to engineering and ask for extra parts to fix the cargo transporters." "Yes, ma'am," Sandrik said, stepping out of the room. Zerin managed a small grin at Carsin. "Keep an eye on ops functions at this level. If you need me, I'll be up on the bridge," she explained. She returned to the turbolift and felt something weird in her stomach... She doubled over and then upchucked some more stomach contents. A pink bunny appeared in front of her. "You know, Lieutenant, perhaps you should head to sickbay," Gertrude said helpfully. "You think?" Zerin replied. "Sorry to be sarcastic. Gertrude, please take me down to sickbay. Please, before...HOOOOO-WULP!" =/\= Holodeck - USS Caledonia =/\= The Crystal Tower stood before her, glowing and sparkling in the dim lighting of the cavern. Kita stood and breathed deeply, the air even smelled right. And yet, something was fundamentally wrong about the cavern she was standing in, the world that the holodeck was able to create. She supposed she should just chalk it up to an imperfect representation, but somehow she couldn't help but feel that it might not be just the representation that was off. She was feeling isolated these days and somehow less than what she's once been. As if the final line to home had been cut, taking part of her identity with her. She didn't want to feel that way...she wanted her memories of home to be as sharp and perfect as ever. But the longer she was here the less precise they became. And the fact that she couldn't identify what was wrong with the holodeck's representation of her home bothered her. She should have been able to pinpoint the problem in an instant...instead she was debating it with herself...unable to resolve what was nagging at her as not being quite right. Kita was terrified that she was losing who she was and that eventually it wouldn't matter that her homeworld was so far away. And she desperately didn't want that to happen. She wanted it to always matter that she was here alone, she wanted it to always be important that she someday returned home. And yet, at the moment she couldn't fathom the thought of leaving this area for the time it would take to journey home and back. She brushed away tears and wondered when things had gotten so damned complicated. It was supposed to be easy, she was who she was. But these days she wasn't even sure she knew who she was anymore. Something had changed and somewhere inside herself she wasn't so sure she liked it. It appeared that not all change was a good thing. =/\= Mulder's Office - Upper Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Here he was. Again. Cade had not desire to be behind the CO's desk, and certainly not twice in the same year. Having this steaming pile of crap heaped on him sucked, so he was determined to pull a few others in with him. "Vaughan to Lieutenants Maru and Brey. Please report to the Base Commander's office immediately." "Heroic ministers. Brave Professor with exciting new theory. Where am I?" Parvis scanned the article from Ena eagerly, hoping for some mention. Of course, he wasn't in there. Sitting back in his seat, he knew it was for the best. The peoples back home couldn't manage the news of a half-breed being involved in the recent incident. Parvis' comm badge activated with the summons. "Oh, great. New boss is cleaning house." He paused. "I can see him getting rid of me, but why Lieutenant Brey?" Paxan was about to step onto the shuttlecraft bound for Faylinn when she got the page from Vaughan. Sighing heavily, the young scientist explained to her bodyguard Drake Bastian that she would only be a few minutes and that he could either wait for her or meet her on the surface. Grudgingly, Drake agreed to wait, although he was now becoming antsy at being delayed yet again. Smiling graciously, Paxan hurried out the door and rushed to Mulder's office. =/\= =/\= =/\= Instead of asking the two officers to sit, Cade stood. "You both heard Captain Mulder's announcement about leaving command to me, yeah?" He waited for a moment and got a couple of head nods. "As Acting Commander, I have the power to appoint Acting Executive Officers." He let that sentence sink in for a brief second. "To cut right to the chase, you two are now on my command team." Parvis, holding his breath for the news, released a burst of laughter. Paxan's tried not to look surprised but was probably doing a bad job of it. She liked the idea of being in a command position but this new assignment along with her duties Faylinn meant that she would have very little free time, which was fine considering how bad her personal life had been of late. Keeping busy was exactly what the young woman needed. Regaining control, Parvis grew very solemn. Neither Paxan or Cade seemed to think it was a joke. "Yes, sir?" he asked. Pulling her eyes away from the embarrassingly nervous counselor, Paxan looked back to Cade, "You can count on me, sir," she said confidently. It was important that she did a good job, it would go a long way in her hopes of getting into command someday. "Good." Cade tapped the computer screen. "Computer, begin recording, Marine Commander's Official Log, Stardate 240604.09. As of this date, I have assumed temporary command of the station at the orders of Captain Ca'assirri Mulder of Starfleet and will remain in such position until she returns. Reference official orders of this date and logged entry of command code exchange. Also as of this date, I am appointing Lieutenant Parvis Maru as Acting Executive Officer of Starbase BoB and Lieutenant Paxan Brey as Acting Second Officer of Starbase BoB. Said positions to be filled until such time as they are fired and replaced, killed in the line of duty, or relieved due to the return of Captain Mulder. End recording, file, and transmit copy to Gamma Fleet Headquarters with daily status report." Again, Paxan tried to hide her surprise. This time though it was at the arrangement of rank between he and Parvis. She had never been the jealous type or anyone who begrudged a fellow officer's rewards but, HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY BE CHOSEN TO OUTRANK HER??? Was this some kind of ridiculous joke? Clearing her throat, the young woman nodded and glanced at Parvis. She tried to smile at him but lost focus as she imagined ripping his horrendous blue wig from his scalp. Parvis' eyes were wide. Executive Officer? Him? He peered around, looking for the holocamera that was surely recording the prank. Cade smiled at the two Lieutenants. "You both know that you're going to be doing double duty, yeah? In addition to the command assignments I've given you, you will also have to complete your primary duties in the Counseling and Science departments. Is that clear?" "Yes, sir!" Parvis nodded. Arihana had gotten along without him on base, she could certainly keep it up. "Be ready for long hours, cramped fingers, and blurry vision from staring at computer screens." He gestured for the two chairs opposite the desk and then took his own seat. "At any given time, two of the three of us will be on the station to maintain command functions during this investigation. I will be relying on the two of you heavily since I am in the middle of planning a joint tactical exercise with the Felim military. The perk, however, is that you two are not restricted to the four hour time limit that everyone else is. My intent is for us to take 12 hour shifts on the planet to conduct whatever departmental affairs that we need to do. Again, being done one at a time so that two of us are here." Paxan had gotten her emotions under control and was now listening intently to Cade's game plan. "That shouldn't be a problem, sir," said the young woman diplomatically. The idea of being locked up here while there were new discoveries on Faylinn was making her tense, but that came with the job. Parvis gulped. How many shuttle rides was that going to be for him in a week's time? "This should only be for a week, and then we'll be able to get back to normal." He smiled at them again. "I promised Captain Mulder that the station would still be here when she got back. I'm counting on the two of you to help me keep that promise. Questions?" "No, sir!" Parvis nodded. As he turned to leave, he considered one implication of the situation. He was now, sort of, the superior officer to such people as Yus, Shinandra, and Paxan. Oh, Harold, he thought to himself, this isn't going to end well, is it? Glancing at Parvis, already becoming irritated, Paxan turned back to Vaughan and shook her head, "I think we get the jist of it, sir," she said, "I will do whatever is needed to fulfill my obligations, though I must tell you that I have several appointments on Faylinn that I will need to follow-up on." "They you get the first shift to the surface. Running the station is my prime responsibility. Solving the mystery of Faylinn is still yours, Lieutenant Brey." Cade swivelled in his chair for a second. "And on that topic, do you have any preliminary results on those samples that you took?" "My report was filed on the situation with the insects I brought back from Faylinn. They all died in transport from the surface. Turns out they are very fragile.I was actually just on my way back down to the surface to continue more field study." Cade leaned forward, resting his elbows on the desk. "No bullshit, Lieutenant. Can you handle the additional responsibilities of being the 2XO?" Paxan nodded again, "Don't worry, I can handle it," she said, "If I'm needed for anything than either you or Lieutenant Maru can reach me on my communicator," she said with a quick glance at Parvis. "Oh, yes, certainly. Yep, call me anytime." Parvis smiled at Paxan, a gentle leer on his face. Cade suppressed a small grin and shook his head. "Then I guess that's all I have for you two right now." "Thank you," she replied, "If there isn't anything else. I have a shuttlecraft waiting to take me to the surface." "Safe journey, Lieutenant Brey. Lieutenant Maru, I suggest you familiarize yourself with the Command Center as you're drawing shifts there now. You're both dismissed." Cade watched them leave and turned to the computer screen to start some work, but stopped and leaned back in his chair, lacing his fingers behind his head. Despite trying to hide it, he had noticed the range of emotions in Paxan's face. And that was precisely why he didn't give her the XO slot; there was no place for hurt feelings and barely disguised outrage in 'his' command structure. Beyond that, though, she would be an evening influence on Parvis' sure-to-be manic behavior. Parvis. He wasn't necessarily the best one for the job, but more the only one. Yus would have been ideal, but in addition to trying to plan a wedding, she had the small matter of keeping the station in orbit to deal with. Mattingly's plate was full arranging escorts for the shore leave parties, wedding preparation, and the usual run of incidents that BoB produced. Felix, besides acting a little off lately, was going to be run ragged leading the shuttle service between BoB and Faylinn. Alleir was too junior and too naive. And Dharma, well, he couldn't afford an XO that threatened everyone with bodily harm and had a track record for vandalism. Parvis. The new XO. Cade smiled. Once Mulder found out that he did that, there was no way that Mulder would leave him in charge of the station again. The day was starting to look better already. "The Quick and the Stupid." =/\= Starbase BoB =/\= Red was beginning to get antsy. The bags were full and they needed time to lift them and get into the tunnels of the base before a security detail could find them or track them. At this rate they weren't going to get far. "Come on, how much longer?" "Done!" Krumble excaimed in unison with a bang on the front of the Bank's doors. Beyond the windows of the branch voices could be heard and frantic movement was painfully apparent. A second bang accompanied the first and then the echo of someone's voice warning them to give up and come out empty handed blared forth. "Go!" Red shouted, jumping onto the rope and winching himself halfway up. With the commotion outside and her brother still fighting to get out of the bank before getting caught, Violet couldn't stand to keep quiet anymore. The painful sight of the bumbling robbers was more than she could bare, "Ya coudda dun better wit mey, but naaa. Pathetic reallay. See if'n I come visit ya when yer wholed up!" Narrowing his eyes and looking down as he swung back and forth, Red searched for the owner of the voice and honed in on a woman by the banker. Looking closer as she raised her head a little more, he gritted his teeth and screeched out in a whiney voice, "VI!" =/\= FedBank - Starbase BoB =/\= "Yer such a dumbass Red!" Violet dropped her forehead into the palm of her hand that lay on the floor with the rest of her body. "Git up da rope!" Another bang came at the door outside, this one too big to be a warning. "Shite, dhere cumin tru!" Red shouted through gritted teeth. Realising the plan was steadily coming apart at its fragile seams he absailed back down the rope and eyed Krumble. "Okay, dis is how we're gonna' work it, you go first, i'll toss'n up der bags and den follow. Dun go to far...and dunna tink ah stealin' it on yer own!" "Ah!" Exclaimed the Ferengi with a nod. He was now the first man into the vents, that wasn't the plan...it was all falling apart, they were going to get caught. "Okay, vents, bags, wait...i can do that," he added, attempting to calm down somewhat. =/\= =/\= =/\= Gigi Gomez would rather have been working on her suntan, but the party of Bolians she had been assigned to escort had all gone down with a stomach bug, and the rest of the shift's flights were all covered, so she'd gone out on patrol - which is where she was when the call came in. "Alert from FedBank, Lower Promenade. Suspected robbery in progress," the voice chirped. "AH! action," she was thankful for something to do. "Sodov, Trotter - get your scabby asses down to Lower promenade," she called, and within the space of a couple of minutes they had congregated outside the doors. "It's locked," Sodov said helpfully. Rolling her eyes, Gomez hammered on the door. "Open UP! Security! We are armed - open up NOW!" Silence. Barry Trotter started thumping, with Gomez adjusting the settings on her phaser. =/\= =/\= =/\= "Git up da rope!" Violet repeated through gritted teeth as she looked up at her brother, who for a quick moment seemed to be looking like a deer caught in headlights in her eyes. "What da hells wrong wit cha? Ya wanna git caught? Dun let dat Ferengi go wit da monies!" Violet's head dropped back down into her hands as she couldn't stand to watch anymore. Red's eyes darted back and forth from the door to the quickly ascending Krumble. "Now catch der money!" Grabbing the closest laundry bag, he tossed it vertically into the air and then reached for the second as his accomplice shoved the first aside. "Yah!" Red called, heaving the second to him. "Git movin', i'll be right behind yer." Turning with a hearty breath, the Irishmen glanced sideways to his sister. He could have said something more, something to point out how he'd done the job without her but he didn't. He knew she was posing as some woman with money - he'd done it enough times with her - and figured it would be easier on her if security didn't know they were familiar with one another. "Who are you talking to?" Loretta whispered to the Pikey woman laying next to her on the floor. "Do you know those guys?" Violet eyed the young teenager like a wild woman before checking her accent. "Are you insane? Those jokers? I don't associate with the likes of those two, especially a Ferengi and what's obviously a dirty Pikey who can't even create and execute a decent plan! Pfft..." Halfheartedly lying through her teeth, Violet turned her face and buried it in the crook of her arm as the sounds around her began to validate what she knew was going to happen. =/\= =/\= =/\= Taking careful aim, Gomez fired, and the lock melted under her blast. Kicking the rest of the door open, because she liked doing that sort of thing, she burst through with Sodov and Trotter close behind. "Everyone get down," she yelled as she charged through. "They are down," Sodov was still being helpful. "Then all innocent people stay down, bad guys stand UP where I can see you," Gomez decided that was the easiest way. "YOU!" she yelled as she saw movement. "You! Stay still, get down, and put your hands in the air." Red leaped onto the rope once more as the bank doors burst open with a crash. Swinging around as he attempted to scurry into the vents he lost control and only kept swinging further in circles. "Grab him" Gomez said to Trotter and Sodov, who trotted in the general direction. "I'm a good shot, don't try anything," she snapped as they approached an obvious miscreant. At least, she supposed that anyone swinging on a rope in the middle of a bank robbery was a miscreant. It might have been a Tarzan-o-gram gone wrong, but that was probably being optimistic. Through narrowed eyes and heavily breathing nostrils, Red still attempted to climb the rope. But it wasn't working, it wasn't close to working and with a heavy snap of the rope he fell to the bank's carpeted floor with a shuddering whack. "Cuff him," she said to Sodov, who immediately gave him a slap round the head. Red, half conscious, didn't notice the umanly, almost girly smack across his noggin. "Cuff as in handcuffs," she sighed. "Restraints. Little plasticky things to stop people hitting back." Looking to see where he had been trying to escape to, she motioned Trotter, "Follow that rope." "I can't climb, Gomez. I don't like heights." Gritting her teeth, she made sure Sodov was covering the robber as she turned to the general assembled. "Right. Someone want to tell me what happened here?" Violet slowly looked up from her position on the floor and met Red's eyes. What could she say? She was mortified to see her brother as the central character in a Keystone Cop's bumbling script. Hadn't he learned anything from all of the jobs they had done? Violet gave Red a knowing glance before bringing herself to her feet, pointing upward to the vent. "It was the Ferengi who did the robbery. This guy here," Violet redirected her point to her brother as she approached him with a spiteful glare, "he's too stupid to pull of a bank heist. He was obviously used as grunt work. That Ferengi is who you want." With her stinging words, she ignorantly hoped that the security officers would move their focus off of Red and let him off. =/\= =/\= =/\= Deep in the ventilation shafts of Starbase BoB, Krumble the failed pickpocket and generally tweaked out scared of everything and everyone Ferengi crawled towards the promenade laundry shoot with a grin on his face. He'd done it, and better still he'd gotten away with all the loot. He'd be able to buy a small ship and escape to wherever. Perhaps somewhere far away, somewhere hidden where no Pikey's would come hunting for their half of the dosh. With an excited bounce he shuffled up to the laundry shoot and dangled his legs over it's edge. And with a push and a, "Weeeeeee!" He dropped; the two heavy bags of latinum right behind him. =/\= Capital City - Planet Faylinn =/\= Paxan and Drake walked along the stone road that wound through the small capitol city. The weather around them was absolutely perfect with a warm and fragrant breeze wafting through every now and then. The sun shined down and Paxan inhaled the peacefulness as she walked, even if she wasn't experiencing that peace inside. Drake for his part walked along side her and listened as the scientist ranted, "I mean can you believe he made Parvis Maru XO and me 2nd XO?" she barked, "I mean...have you heard of anything more ridiculous?" "Well, I don't really know this Maru fellow very well...so I'm not sure I can comment on his qualifications for XO," said Drake diplomatically. She blew air through her teeth frustratedly, "He's a buffoon!" she barked, "Parvis Maru can't even manage his hair let alone the StarBase." The marine chuckled out loud, "I'm surprised this has gotten you this fired up. I thought you'd be happy to not have the added responsibility." "This has nothing to do with responsibility or added work," she countered as they approached a council office building in the center of the town square, "How can I prove that I'm ready to excel if I'm overlooked for people like Parvis?" "I guess, I never realized how ambitious you were," noted Bastian. Paxan looked at him and frowned, "Don't make it sound like that. I'm not some power hungry harpy, I just want more out of life and I believe that I can stretch myself and become better...regardless of my post. Being on BoB doesn't mean I don't have goals." Bastian nodded and smiled, "Point taken, Lieutenant," he said clearly wanting to change the subject, "So...where exactly are we going now?" Looking around the stony avenue, Paxan pointed towards the council building in front of them, "Right here," she answered, "I'm going to see if there are any local botanist that I can talk to...maybe get some insight of some of the planet and animal life here. Perhaps get some clues about what Faylinn is doing here." Entering into the building, Paxan approached a desk and looked around. From a back room an old Felim woman hobbled out and greeted the pair kindly, "Oh...the visitors from the space station. What a pleasant surprise!" she bleated as he saw Paxan and Drake. Smiling kindly at the elderly lady, Paxan bowed her head slightly, "Hello, there...My name is Paxan Brey. I'm a scientist and was given permission to research some of the wildlife on your beautiful world." "Yes, yes...I heard we might get some of your people here. What is it I can do to help you, my young friend?" Drake eyed the older Felim as Paxan continued, "I was hoping to talk to someone who knows more about your planet's flora and fauna. Do you know if there are any botanists or zoologists around here?" "Ooh, as a matter of fact there is," she said happily, "You've come to the right place. Merith is the one you want to talk too, for certain." "Merith?" Paxan repeated. "Did I hear my name?" said a voice suddenly and then another Felim woman came from the back room appearing a little older than Paxan. She smiled at both Paxan and Drake as she came around the desk, "Hello...I'm Merith. Can I help you?" Paxan Brey again related the short tale of who she was and what she needed by way of an expert in the wildlife on Faylinn. Drake stood nearby silently as he assessed the woman. Merith nodded agreeably at Paxan's request, "Well, I would be happy to talk to you for as long as you like. In fact, I have some time now and would love to take you on a tour personally." "That would be great," said Paxan before noticing the look that Merith was giving Drake. It occurred to her that she'd not introduced the young man and that she probably shouldn't admit that her captain had felt it necessary to assign a bodyguard to her. "Oh, I almost forgot...allow me to introduce my...assistant, this is Drake Bastian." Drake looked from Merith to Paxan and back again. He smiled with amusement at being suddenly relegated to science assistant in the wink of an eye. "A pleasure to meet you ma'am," he said. "Oh, please...call me Merith," said the female Felim, "Both of you, I insist." "As you wish," replied Paxan. Merith smiled, "Very well then...shall we go?" The trio all turned and left the stone building where they walked towards a small gate that led into the open wooded area directly to the west of the town. Merith looked towards Paxan as they left the city, "So, I heard you say you had some questions for me about our planet's wildlife?" "That's right," Paxan said, "Especially the insect life. When I tried to take some insect specimens to our base for study, they all arrived...well...dead. They didn't survive the trip which leads me to believe they are incredibly delicate for insects." Merith stopped in her tracks and looked at Paxan, "You took insects off the surface?" Brey was detecting Merith's change in mood and felt a little nervous, "Um, well yeah. I did," she said quickly, "I hope that's alright." Paxan began to worry that she had broken one of the Felim's rules of conduct. She was imagining a terrible outcome to the faux pas. "Actually, we ask that you not remove any creatures from our planet," said Merith with a smile, "Our eco-system is very fragile and we cannot afford any imbalance to it." Paxan paled, "I am so sorry then, I didn't know." "It's alright, no harm was done," Merith said with a slight chuckle, "Please, just respect our planet and do not take any more wildlife to your station." Brey nodded and smiled, "Ofcourse, perhaps I can study it here on the planet. Will that be acceptable?" "Ofcourse," said Merith happily as they now hiked a short distance into the wooded area towards a bubbling stream, "I will show you some very wondrous creatures now. They are incredibly interesting to observe." Kneeling down at the stream with Paxan, Drake helped her pull back a large rock on the river bank. Underneath were teeming with a vast variety of night crawlers. Merith leaned in and grinned, "Ah, yes...see here a very good example of our indigenous insect culture. Fascinating, isn't it?" Paxan's dual colored eyed darted around as she pulled out a tricorder and scanned the plethora of insects under the rock, "Very," she agreed, "You seem to really enjoy your work." "I do, I really do," said Merith, "I've spent nearly my whole life cataloguing and archiving the animal species in the area. This one for instance is called Orphinate Collincluii," she said as she lifted a wormlike creature with at least fifty wiggling legs. Drake's handsome face was a blend of disgust and boredom as he poked the damp soil with his fingers, "What about the plant life on Faylinn. Anything special about it?" Merith laughed heartily, "Oh, Mr. Bastian...there are wonderfully special things about the plant life on Faylinn. Too many in fact to show you in one afternoon," she said with much amusement, "Later on I will show you some interesting samples of our native plants." "I meant no disrespect, Merith" said Drake quickly. "Of course you didn't," said Merith, "Don't worry about it. Anyway, please, spend as much time as you need and enjoy our world." The Felim woman was standing now and dusting off her legs. "You're leaving?" She smiled down at them, "I need to get back and do a few things but please come back if you have any questions or need another tour. I'd be more than happy to arrange anything you need." Paxan Brey and Drake Bastian smiled appreciatively as Merith turned and started hiking back to the town. After a brief discussion on the helpfulness and kindness shown to them, Paxan began the study of Faylinn's wildlife. "Malignant Presence" =/\= In orbit above Argellius =/\= The shuttle's comm channel stuttered and crackled on the console. Ron dropped his feet from where he'd been resting them, and gave the small speaker a smack with the palm of his hand. He grinned at Mulder next to him. "That seemed familiar." "Hey, it's gotten us here in one piece." She protested with loyalty towards her ugly little shuttle. "It's done very well." "Why don't you answer them, then?" "I like taunting anonymous clerks," came the flip reply. Underneath, she realized that she had indeed hesitated, but didn't want to investigate why too much. "Keeps 'em on their toes," she gave a sardonic smile. "Unknown shuttle, this is Argellius space control. Identify yourselves." The voice was clipped with precision - and was obviously irritated to boot. "This is the Shuttle Knightmare, registered with the Jaz'Aarian Space Fleet, attached to the Federation Starbase BoB. I am Starfleet Captain Mulder, and I bring Lord Ranag Jerillion, citizen of Argellius, to his homeworld on urgent and grave personal matters." It was quite a mouthful and she hoped she'd covered all bases. Just in case not, she added, "And this shuttle isn't feeling to well, go hurry it up there or we might well drop right through your ceiling any minute now." "Hold, please." There was a silence perpetuated by sharp crackles and pops overlaid on the hum of the solar winds. Rapping her fingers lightly on the helm control panel, she said casually, "Shall we lay bets as to how long it'll take to process us. My money's on a chain of three managers, each more senior, and a request for us to go into a holding pattern." "Er. ah. shuttle Knightmare - please be advised that the traffic pattern is cleared, and you are primary descent path to landing pad Alpha One, with full authorization." The voice was now rattled and shaky, as if even speaking to them was filling the man with fear. "Weeeellll," Mulder drew the syllables out with an ironic grin, "Sounds a little more helpful than your average traffic control clerk. I reckon I'd have lost my bet." "Sounds like they know who is coming. Alpha One is the pad my Grandfather uses in the capital." Ron frowned, unhappy with the conversation. "So much for arriving anonymously." "Eh, if you've got it, flaunt it." Mulder gave a cheerful shrug. "If you want to be a socialist, fine by me - but remember we'll be stuck in a lousy air traffic jam if we don't queue-jump. Want to take what's on offer, for now? Your call." "Yeah, go ahead." He gestured out the window at the planet surface ahead of him. "If we don't, they'll bring out the entire Planetary Force to search for the wreckage." The shuttle spun lazily on its axis, aligning itself with the given parameters. Ron smiled as he watched Caz's hands, relaxed and sure, perform a graceful ballet across the control board. Soon enough, the shuttle slipped through the thin ionosphere, and began to buck against the currents of wind as it sped down towards the ground. Soon, the sky gave way to a deep, piercing purplish-blue that would seem almost nighttime - if it weren't for the sun coming across the horizon towards them. Ron leaned forward and to his right, peering out the side of the shuttle, eyes searching as he looked for the place he'd once called home. Mulder received more instructions from below, and competently executed the series of manoeuvres to bring them on-course for landing. She left Ron to his ruminations and reflections as she concentrated on lining up the clunky shuttle to the right incoming angle to be picked up by the cross-hatch of sensory tractor beams, which would activate as she glided down and bring them carefully in. Ron leaned forward, eyes scanning the ground in front of him. The part that had been dreading the reunion was now pushed back in excitement as the capital city of Sporta. He could catch the sunlight glinting off the towers that composed the Halls of the Elders. The shuttle nosed around the city, worming it's way into the traffic pattern. Soon, the buildings rose up above them, as the craft eased itself gently onto the landing area, marked by scrolling strobe lights that met under the shuttle. Powering down systems, Mulder gave a quiet sigh. Phase one complete. Up until now, it had been possible to convince herself that this was just a trip, a holiday, a break, and keep the tragic circumstances away from the front of her mind. Now they were here, and the full force of the tragedy was about to engulf them. She shot a troubled look towards Ron. Ron sat stock still, feeling almost paralyzed in fear. His throat felt as though it was swelling - he couldn't seem to breathe. He could almost *feel* the man out there - a presence, a pressure that pressed down on him as though a weight had settled over his entire body, crushing him into the chair he sat upon. "You okay?" "Yes." he breathed out, forcing the words from his lips with great effort. "Wrong answer. Let's try it again. You okay?" the words were firm, the tone incredibly tender. He turned to look at her, catching her worried gaze with his eyes. The look on her face, the very warmth and concern that spilled from her, galvanized him. Her eyes, warm and full of emotions that he couldn't quite put words to filled him with a peace he hadn't felt in some time. Holding out a hand to her, he smiled - for the first time a long, long time, it was a smile he could really say he meant. Able to read his body language as easily and clearly as if he'd spoken aloud, she reached over and took his hand in hers. "We can always turn round and fly the hell back out of here right now, if you don't want to do this," she spoke lightly, but there was an undercurrent of intent in her words. "No. No, I'm all right, as long as you'll stay close with me." "Yeah, like I'm *really * going to run off and leave you in the lurch. You doofus," she gave his hand an affectionate squeeze. "C'mon then, get it off your chest before we step outside. Given the circumstances, I reckon they won't be hustling us through baggage control any time yet until *we * are ready. It's. your grandfather isn't it?" she hazarded, based on the few facts he'd already supplied. "It's the thought of facing him again after all this time." Ron sighed, and looked down to study the toes of his boots. "This was a man who was supposed to be my male role model - my father figure. But instead, I was a commodity to him; a valued bargaining chip, or an opportunity to be developed, as if I were some kind of property." He glanced up at her, then at the airlock to the rear. "I don't even know if the man *has* any love, except for that of position and power. But as soon as I step out of that airlock, I'll be the lost child returned, the Prodigal come home. And I'm *not* - I refuse to be that, to take that role again. I won't be that man's power play, Mulder. I won't." "No, you won't" she reinforced his statement. "You never were, Ron. You stopped any attempt to make it so the day you ran away and left him to wallow in his own foulness. YOU are the man here, you are a successful and highly decorated warrior and doctor. He has no claim over you. None." He pushed himself out of the chair, still holding her hand - clenching it in his own as if it were his only lifeline to sanity. "But understand - he is *still* an authority figure from my past - one ingrained deeply in my mind. I've got to fight that - and he *knows* it. And Ilisisone Jerillion will take every advantage to use that in his favor and against me." He looked at her, squeezed her hand and then released it. "And you being beside me will be what reminds me of the *real* life I have now. So stay close, eh?" "Always," the word was whispered so lightly she almost only mouthed it, but inside the small cabin it was amplified, and seemed, for a second, to bring a feeling of calm and resolve to them both. "Superstar" =/\= Sporta, Capital City - Argellius =/\= "Right. Deep breath and." Ron cycled open the airlock. Outside a brilliant barrage of flashes near-blinded them as they stepped out. When his vision returned, they could finally see what was happening. In the air, darting about like agitated wasps, hovering cameras swooped in the air. She could make out at least one from the Federation News Service, and doubtless that meant that SS&U would be piggybacking their own satellites onto the event. Still, if the FNS were broadcasting, that would mean she'd be saved the bother of sending a postcard back to BoB to say they'd arrived safe... In parallel lines facing each other in immaculate deep purple fatigues trimmed with golden bronze was the House Jerillion Sha'aliir, the elite guard of a House Major. Although in the current day and age, they were considered mostly ceremonial, each one was trained with the equivalent of Starfleet Marines. Quite literally, the carpet beneath their feet was crimson, leading to a waiting party at the end, resplendent in goldtrimmed white uniforms, quasi-military in their own cut and shape. "Holy Shit," Mulder exclaimed, wide-eyed and open-jawed. "Now that's what I *call* a homecoming. Well, whaddya know, I'm dating the most popular guy on the planet." She suddenly had the absurd impulse to run back inside the shuttle and change into something black. With shades. And an earpiece to mutter into. Raising an eyebrow she gave Ron a look that was half amused, half encouraging. "C'mon then, it's your show. Give 'em what they want. Go for it." Ron nodded, and began to step forward, measured paces that fit the feel of the ceremonial airs around them. But ahead, a short, rotund figure broke away from the awaiting group ahead of them, and half-sauntered, half-trotted towards them. A grin split his fair-skinned face, flashing white teeth as he opened his arms wide to gather Ron in a hug as they met in the middle of the carpet. "Ron! My only grandson! My boy!" He threw himself at Ron, wrapping his arms around the surprised doctor, and squeezed him tight. Ron stood for a moment in shock, hands held away from his body as if not certain what to do. Then, slowly, he draped his arms around his grandfather, and left them there until he was released. If it hadn't been for the body language she observed, almost screaming Ron's initial reluctance, the scene would have been almost funny. The newcomer barely reached Ron's ribcage, and presented the appearance of an egg on legs, being rotund round the middle and shiny bald on top. The only hair in any quantity was presented in a beard that came down to his collarbones. *He sure doesn't get his good looks from his father's side, then.* she mused sardonically, as she made a small movement closer to Ron, both to register her presence and to break up the awkward tableau. Turning to Mulder, the man clopped his heels to attention, placed a flat palm across his chest, and bowed deeply to her. "My lady. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ilisisone A'altebrin Jerillion, Lord of the House Major Jerillion. All that I own is at your service." Not to be outdone in the nobility stakes, Mulder made an equally formal Aarian salute, fingers of the right hand brought up to touch the center of the forehead, then the arm brought down, palm upwards, to chest level. "I am Mulder, First Daughter of Sir Reuben Mulder, Duke of Mansfield, of Earth." * Only daughter actually, but who's counting?* "Also Commanding Officer of Starfleet's Starbase Bee-oh-bee" she made the initials sound important and enigmatic. Simply saying 'BoB' sounded *way* too silly. "I am honored to make your acquaintance." *Thanks for the etiquette lessons, Pa*. He smiled and nodded, eyes twinkling, and wrapped his arm around Ron's waist. "Come! Come, my son - we have prepared a feast in honor of your return to House Jerillion. Many, many people have come to Sporta to celebrate your return." Ron flinched slightly at his touch, but nodded gravely. "Grandfather, I have come in honor of my mother. I have not returned-" Ilisisone flapped a hand in the air, as if to bat away some irritating insect as he interrupted. "Yes, yes. Plenty of time to address that, Ranag. Yes, a somber, sober time - but first, let us celebrate the return of the future of House Jerillion!" A roar went up from the crowd, as Ron was practically drug grandfather into the group of pristinely dressed servitors members, and then carried along through the paved entrance Hall. Ron turned his head, trying to catch sight of Mulder she entered - frowning at her place in the whole madhouse, nonetheless to see her behind him. along by his and Houseinto the Great just before but happy Mulder had resumed staring at the crowds and muttered quietly, in an attempt to lighten the atmosphere, "Hey, we could clean up here. If they're so wild to see you, what say we dive back into the shuttle and head off back to BoB, just leaving them directions to the base. Yeah, screw it, let's go for it, yeah?" Still chattering away she pressed on, "Then, when they all troop in to see the prodigal son, we set that Horta up on the infirmary door and charge a bar of gold pressed latinum a peek. That, plus the commission from selling souvenir Ron mugs and T-shirts, ought to give us enough to *buy* Starbase BoB off Starfleet and turn it into our own floating gin palace. What d'you reckon, Ron...Ron?" she realized that she was talking to thin air, and the leading man in this drama had been swept away from her side. She caught his glance over the heads of the crows surrounding him, and gave a rueful grin as she rolled her eyes. "Catch you later, superstar," she gave him a thumbs-up and allowed herself in turn to be swept along behind. Once Ron's attention was drawn away again, a more thoughtful look appeared on her face. For a funeral, and time of national sorrowing - one would presume - things had a decidedly festive air. Maybe it was just the Argellians way, to cover sadness with a veneer of festivity, after all she knew little of their more general customs. But Ron hadn't been expecting this.show. Yes, it was a show, she decided. Lots of glitz and glamour, like a stage magician's act. The thoughtful look continued as she entered the vast Hall. That was the thing with magician's acts - you always knew, deep down, that they were trying to deflect your attention from the mechanics of the trick. But what trick could possibly be involved here? And why? Since there was nothing practical she could do at that moment, and because she was well aware that these thoughts could be no more than the effect of her suspicious nature, she resolved to simply observe, and note, for the time being. All the same, it was with a vague sense of disquiet that she allowed herself to be led to a seat as the feast began. =/\= Bridge - USS Caledonia =/\= McArnh tried once again to patch a comm through to BoB. He knew it was personal business, but by now he was beyond caring. The system came back with the crackling static of Gertrude doing what the crew was used to as her best, with the inevitable negative chirrup that sounded like laughter at the end. He leant back in his chair and covered the small panel with his hand. He gave himself a few minutes of musing about Adevian, how much he missed the man and longed for the unique company and love that appeared in their midsts together, before reaching for a padd. The padd wasn't there. He sighed. He had wondered, at the time, whether it was wise to give Crewman Farlak bridge duty to do. "Mister Farlak, my padd please." The Quartermaster scurried over. "Sorry about that. I was cleaning up." "I'm sure you were," McArnh mumbled. "I take it all of our incoming items have been inventories properly?" "They're all nicely shelved in the stock room, Commander. Including the fifty spare fire notices we were given. Although," Farlak approached with a girly cough, "I think they may have been outsourced, or possibly be reject stock." A raised eyebrow surfaced. "In what way, Crewman?" "Well." Farlak dug out a padd from an improbable hiding place. "There is one rather obvious one that has been mistranslated. 'It is forbidden to smoke, except where it is allowed.'" McArnh coughed. "A wise but not entirely practical piece of advice. Any others?" "Ah yes. In case of fire, this one. 'Attack the centre of fire with the fire entinguishers without exposing yourself.'" "One rather does hope that the crew will be able to live up to that one," came the musing back. "Very well. Do with them as you see fit." "Yes, Commander." Farlak nodded, and then remained rooted to the spot, his eyes fixed on a spot some way behind McArnh. "Something wrong, Crewman?" Grey asked, without turning. "Slug! There's a slug over there, on the turbolift doors!" Farlak squawked, flailing a finger which the Commander ducked to avoid. "Do calm down. You are most certainly hallucinating." But unable not to look, Grey turned and glanced over his shoulder. There, most certainly, on the aforementioned doors was one of Terra's most irritating and persistent pests. He had never seen the point of their life cycle, and was even less amused to have them roaming his vessel. "I hear that Terrans enjoy despatching them. Something to do with that strange compound they put on food. Salt, that's it." McArnh turned around from it. If that was the best this mission could throw at them, he wasn't overly concerned. "Right," Farlak murmured to himself, by way of acknowledging orders. "Fetch Terrans to kill slugs. Should I tell all other crew to remain in their quarters?" McArnh scratched at his temple, which wasn't itchy. "No, Crewman, I'm sure that the non-human crew will adapt perfectly well to their presence. They are less of a pest than, say, 8472 or the Ferengi." Farlak thought for a moment. "So I'll just tell Ensign Zim to stay in his quarters, then," he said, with commanding enthusiasm. The Commander's back felt suddenly creaky. "No, Crewman, the slugs will not stop the crew functioning. Stick to the stock, and acquainting yourself with the secondary consoles." "Yes, sir!" Grey felt a guilty but overwhelming sense of relief as the Quartermaster tottered off to resurvey the panels, determining what - if anything would need cosmetic upgrading. Perhaps it would increase morale, he mused to himself, glancing at the viewscreen. It would certainly give Monkfish something to do on a rainy day. The Caledonia would arrive at the Zanzibar in six hours' time. The bridge was suspiciously quiet, only the banter of pilots really interrupting it. He stretched in the chair as Farlak electrocuted himself on something briefly. Suicide Cat jumped on his lap, recently mauled by a rapid descent through a turbolift shaft. It purred loudly, like an electric razor on the verge of breaking. McArnh yawned and settled down to some paperwork. =/\= Bar - USS Caledonia =/\= McArnh double-checked the last-minute whisky order that sat occupying the ante-room of his quarters. He rarely used the sofa anyway, opting usually for the bar, so that it was piled high with whisky like the rest of his room was no great loss. Instead, he had donated a bottle to the bar, and then poured himself a liberal measure. It was safe. He had employed the best encryption routines to safe-guard his quarters doors from being opened by anybody, Yeoman included. He forced himself to put the padd down and read the latest memos before Zim arrived. He leant back in his chair, the memos swiftly landing next to him. Ensign Zim. An old-hand Caledonian that had never quite been able to stay away. He supped more on the whisky. Zim had been putting this off for a while now, the reporting in for duty. He wasn't sure what the reaction would be so he had done just about everything else he could think of before reporting in. He entered and stood to attention, "Sir." "Zim." McArnh didn't stand up, but leant a hand over informally. "Welcome back." He relaxed and took the hand with a grin, "Thanks, it's actually quite nice to be back." Zim's smile faded for a moment, "Although I'm a bit shocked starfleet felt the need to retrain me." "Yes, I too am surprised to notice your change in vocation. I had no idea that the Caledonia had a clinic to manage, unless our new doctor is anything to go by. Have you met Miss Sovanae, by the way?" "Oh yes..." Nodded Zim. He decided to keep the medical plans schtum for a while. "She's seems more than up to the job. Which is more than I can say for myself. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do." "Well, you've been here often enough. I'm sure you'll work out what to do." This sounded more like a statement than any sentiment of reassuring. "Get a drink, I'll buy the first one." McArnh nodded for the holo-waiter to appraoch. "Thanks...Tequila please." Zim took a seat as a liberal shot of the stuff was poured. He then struggled to think of the standard toast, "Cheers?" "Cheers indeed." Grey tipped the glass in the other man's direction. Zim slugged back the drink and started watering at the eyes. "So...ahem, what did I miss? Did we become gods to any bizarre cultures again? Or did something much more shocking happen, like a full refit and a new pilot?" Zim glanced at the barman and gave him the none-so-subtle nod to refill their drinks. "Nothing so likely," Grey murmured. "Let's see. Attack by children, a brief visit from the Mirror Universe and 8472, a raging female hormone virus... nothing too into the ordinary. And the pilot is still the same." "I thought I recognised the stomach churning rolls and break neck speeds earlier." sighed Zim. He sipped the drink this time. It was doing nothing to settle his stomach and he didn't want to drink too much. It was a slippery slope that he'd been down before. "Yes, Miss Lamarr did give the new crew something of an introduction. They seem made of sterner, or much more naive stuff this time around." It was a bland statement. McArnh supped his whisky. "However, we do have a barman. Or rather, we did. He was quite good, actually. No idea where he's gone." "A new bar man..." repeated Zim with a nod, "What about new er, drink supplies?" His lobes started tingling. There was potential profit around. "I did, indeed, order the bar some new stock at Raven. Alas for the furniture, it is still the dangerous lower-level pick-and-mix it always was. But the alcoholic range has increased marvellously." It was true. There were several more shiny bottles at the bar's racks, perfectly out of place. He was wondering about renovating the shelving when he had a moment. "Erm I have a private supply of a rather..." Fine? No. Smooth? No. Delicate? NO. Abrasive? Yeah..."...Powerful spirit. I'd be willing to donate a bottle or two. Anymore that was wanted after that I'd be willing to supply at a special Caledonia price." For a moment Zim wished he'd filled his hip flask with it so he could give Grey a sample. But it was probably better that it was safely stored elsewhere. The combination of Hooch fumes and the fumes from the bar would probably overpower them both. "A donation would be most welcomed, as always. I will, of course, have to taste it before agreeing to purchase any. How much did you say?" "Much cheaper than you'd be able to get on the likes of Raven." assured Zim. "I can't help but wonder from where you have acquired it. You know, it does make me think that, with the amount of drink we get through on the Caledonia, if it wouldn't be worth setting up a brewery." Grey shrugged. "A pipe dream, perhaps. I shall taste this liquor and then see if we can come to an arrangement." Zim laughed nervously. A brewery? He wouldn't be able to corner the market like that. There'd be shares and splits, plus the likes of Grey (and Zim himself if he was honest) would probably drink the profit away. "I'll have a sample sent to you soon. But be careful, try to keep it away from naked flames." He drained his glass and smacked his lips. "Well I'd best get back to work. We seem to be missing a few chairs and sickbay's lights only seem to work when most of the biobeds are switched off." "Sounds about right," McArnh nodded. "Well, you know the drill. I shall leave you to it, Ensign. And I am most interested to receive the product of our other transaction." Zim got up and left, and Grey ordered a very speedy refill before returning to his padds, which balanced in a hastily-arranged stack next to him. As the glass landed promptly in his left hand, he rather hoped the mission stayed this way. It was most easy-going. =/\= Fed Bank Sub-branch - Lower Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Gigi Gomez as overwhelmed by the clatter and protests of the bank's customers and wished she was anywhere but there. Having sent the alleged robber off to the brig in Sodov and Trotter's tender care, she started taking a few statements, but found herself on the sharp end of complaints for reassurances about security and everyone trying to claim compensation for their traumatic experiences. The Bank manager wasn't much help, and didn't even seem very eager to press charges at this point. So she decided to do what any self-respecting BoB security guard would do - pass the buck. "Ladies and gentlemen, one moment please," she held up a hand and moved away from the rabble. "I will sort this. You shall have satisfaction." They fell expectantly quiet. First though was to report in - and she knew full well the station was under a new command, so what better way to welcome the new CO to the job than a good robbery? Now Major Vaughan was El Hombre, she would report to him. Besides, she rather fancied the hot-shot Marine CO... "Security to the CO. Sir, this is Crewman Gigi Gomez. There's been an attempted robbery at the Fed Bank and one of the suspects is in the Brig. You might want to interview him. There is also, apparently, a Ferengi accomplice on the loose. I'm sending a message to the Security Chief for to keep an eye out for him. Gomez out." She then sent a message to Baxter and the rest of her department, with a description of the footloose felon. "Short, Ferengi, probably carrying stolen loot." But that still left the question of the complaining customers... They had a new XO and 2XO too, didn't they? And the 2XO was a scientist, and they were supposed to be smart. She could offload the problem onto someone with brains, and consider her duty done. "People, listen up. If you go and find Lieutenant Paxan Brey, and make your complaints to her, I'm sure she'll be able to reassure you and satisfy your worries. She's an Officer, and that's what they do. Now, if you go find her and form an orderly queue, she'll be happy to see you." That might have been testing it out. They and she was going to on a beach somewhere an exaggeration, but Gomez wasn't planning on could explain themselves. her duty shift was over try and find a spot on the next shuttle out to lie for the next four hours. "Overstuffed" =/\= Argellius =/\= Tossing his dress uniform jacket onto the monstrous bed, Ron flopped into a large overstuffed chair with a groan. "I think I've eaten half of the total import of Argellius." he moaned as his feet landed on a chest that was meticulously inlaid with various metals and gems. "And the other half of the export stock appears to be stored in this room," Mulder looked about her as she lowered herself onto a huge couch that nearly swallowed her up. Ron nodded, and gazed about the room. The entire room was nearly the size of a shuttle bay, with a living and sitting room at one end of the expanse, complete with an ancient but still-working fireplace, separated by a sliding silk screen that hid a spectacular bedroom, centered around a bed large enough to sleep six people comfortably. It dominated the space from its raised pedestal, towering posts holding yard upon yard of heavy, thick silk-like material. "It's supposed to be overawing - but it's just gaudy, if you ask me." Mulder was quiet for a moment, and then observed, "It does seem more for show than comfort. Not the sort of place you invite the gang round for a few jars and a game of poker. But hey, isn't there an old Terran phrase about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? It's not as if we're going to be given a bill." she sank back and stretched out, easing the fastening of her waistband - having eaten her fair share and more of the incredible array of foodstuffs that had been placed before then in a seemingly never-ending succession of courses. Smothering a small belch, Ron forced himself upward to grab a boot and tug it off. Shifting even further into the comfortable contours of the couch, Mulder fixed Ron with a small frown. "By the way, My *Lord*," she gave the word ironic emphasis, "You and I nearly came to blows back there. At least, *I* had to suppress the urge to kick your ass. What was all that *fuss* about over the seating arrangements?" The other boot flew from his hands as he looked up, surprised. "What? You were sitting three tables down from me - you should've been sitting at my right hand." He frowned, irritated at the whole turn of events. "Grandfather is testing me. he's looking to see how I will react, whether I will give in or not. Hell - I *should've* slugged somebody right then and there! *That* would've shown them *exactly* how I felt about it." "Nonsense!" she declared, the little smile in her eyes indicating that she wasn't *too* displeased. "How could they know I was your.erm.escort and bodyguard? They obviously thought I was some bit of fluff - classy fluff, I grant you - but arm-candy all the same. Certainly not worthy to take my place on the high table. It's not as if I *minded*," she recalled the scene, and shook her head, "Besides which, I can always keep my eyes peeled a lot better when not the focus of attention myself." Yet, even as she was saying the words, the vague sense of disquiet that had beset her before emerged again. She *had* introduced herself properly, and purposefully, so her status as off-world nobility, not to mention Starfleet rank - was clearly established. Maybe they didn't feel it "proper" for a bodyguard, no matter of what status, to sit at a high table. Or maybe they didn't believe her. Or maybe they just didn't want a nosy 'Fleeter hanging around...she shook her head, impatiently this time. "It's not *right*!" he growled at her. "That bastard! He welcomes me back, but tries to make me look weak in front of everyone. He's trying to put me under his thumb. I won't have it. " Ron shoved himself out of his chair, and stalked over to the window. He raised a fist to slam it on the sill, but held it instead, forcing himself into calm. "De'gai Mae'lsh. Teurana wil'dlai me'ehina-eme." "Are you having a sneezing fit, or is that supposed to mean something?" she tried to lighten his mood. The frown lifted slightly. "Sorry. It's a ritual phrase. 'I will be still and deep, as the waters upon the face of the land.' It's what I should've said to Grandfather. It would've let him know he wasn't bothering me, and it would have forced the Ceremony of Intertwining sooner." He tweaked a slightly maudlin grin. "Look at me. Been home for eight hours, and already, I'm speaking the native tongue again." Wanting to pick her words carefully, and feeling desperately tired, she let a comfortable silence hang for a few moments before she started. "Ron, I think I need to know a bit more about Argellian customs if I'm to get through this without any faux-pas. Explain to me how it works - the whole thing behind Argellian funerals. Everyone seemed more interested in celebrating your homecoming than anything else - I didn't hear a word spoken about.your mother.all evening." She inwardly winced, not wanting to say anything to cause Ron pain, but at the same time needing to bring the subject up. "I don't want to say the wrong thing, or enquire why no-one seems to be paying much heed to the fact that there is a major funeral to happen very shortly, if it's simply the custom of your people *not* to be in mourning." "Mmmm. I can see where that would be an issue. Well." Ron paused as the thought caught up with him. "Well. I have to admit that it is a bit strange. but not uncommon, I suppose. Typically, after all the family and those either attached to the House, or committed to it in other ways, there is a Feast of Welcome - what we just had, I suppose, was it. But it seemed. different, somehow, y'know? Usually, the Feast is a very somber event." "Tell me about it," she cupped her chin in her hand, "The more information I have, the better." "There will be two days and two nights in which to see the body, and make peace with whatever you need to deal with. After that time, the body will be shrouded, and brought into the Burial Chamber. There, all will gather, and watch as her body is incinerated, and her spirit is released to the Creator. After that, another Feast - the Fest of Remembrance." He paused, trying for a reference. "Think of it as the old Terran Irish Wake. Then, it's off to business as normal. Usually, it's the time in which new relations are solidified, and the cronies do all their behind-the-doors dealings. Of course, *that* isn't an official part of the ceremonies, though." She digested that for a moment, and then spoke again, hesitantly but insistently, "Did it all strike you as a bit odd, then? Or was the whole thing so dazzling that you were just swept along with it all?" "Hm." Finger to mouth, Ron leaned against the windowsill, his mind churning over her words. "...maybe. I. don't know, Mulder. I really don't. Remember - the last time I was on this planet was over sixteen years ago." "Mmmm," she looked at him meaningfully, "Y'know.this could all be just me wandering off into laa-laa land, but, something just seemed a bit offkilter. And I've no real grounds for feeling this way. So, maybe I ought to just shut the Hell up and get some sleep." The large bed *did* seem inviting as the tiredness started making her eyelids droop. "Blame it on that course of rather odd-looking animal extremities, if you like," she grinned and held out a hand. "C'mon. Let's go crash out. There's room enough for both of us on that bed *and* the Terran Football Team as well. not that I'm inclined to share," she chuckled. "A decent night's sleep will probably make *all* the difference." "Yeah." He eyed the bed for a moment. "Actually, you go ahead. I'm gonna go for a walk." =/\= Ops - Starbase BoB =/\= Lieutenant Maru, Executive Officer? Parvis Maru, Number One? So many options, and just one office door to have printed with his new title. Parvis grinned widely. Giggling under his breath, he paced back and forth as he took in the grandeur of his Ops floor. All the somewhat-shiny panels, the semi-alert crew at his command, so many interesting buttons to activate! He stopped pacing and wrung his hands together. He listened to the voice from atop his head. He muttered quietly in the corner of Ops, out of earshot of the crew. "That's right, Harold, we are a heartbeat from the throne!" "Now calm down, Harold. We need to consider this. We must only use our First Officer powers for good." He began to pace again, thinking. "For now, anyway." "What can we do to make the station a better place? Something to make our mark with. Something to endear ourselves to all the little people." Parvis stopped pacing. "What are the concerns of the people of the station? What are anyone's primary concerns? Safety! We must do something to enhance the safety of the station, Harold!" "I have it!" Parvis shouted loudly and spun about to approach the main comms panel. "Computer! Record new orders from the Acting First Officer, Parvis Maru! For distribution to the heads of Security, Operations, The BoBcats and the Marine contingent. Also, kindly send a courtesy copy to the rest of the department heads." "Ready." The computer dryly stated. "Text begins now," Parvis ordered. The computer bleeped obligingly, prepared to transcribe his words. "New orders for the safety and security of Starbase BoB are as follows. Order number one!" Parvis pounded a fist on the console. "The individual known as Mitsuko is hereby banned from Starbase BoB! She was a recent detainee in our brig, and is in the employ of one Miss Emma Finn and makes her home on the starship Janus. If Mitsuko is found anywhere on Starbase BoB, she is to be detained and incarcerated immediately. She is to be considered armed and very dangerous, do not hesitate to use any level of force necessary for her detention." Parvis was rocking back and forth on his feet now, energized. "Order number two! To ensure the safety of the station's command staff, a bodyguard shall be assigned to me, correct that, to all three senior command officers, with instructions to specifically guard against Mitsuko attacks, round the clock! Correction, make that two bodyguards for each, drawn from the security and marine contingents, for each of the three senior command officers: Vaughn, Maru and Brey. Yes, that will do nicely." Parvis stood back a bit, thinking. Yes, having bodyguards for all of them would neatly cover his own self-interest. He ignored the curious looks from the crew around him. Then he struck again. "Order number three! Security and Operations shall scan all incoming ships for evidence of tractors or tractor components in transit. Any such items, and any large farming devices, shall be subject to mandatory confiscation and immediate destruction by Qualified Starbase BoB Personnel. Security shall research and publish for all hands Farming Implement Recognition Protocols and provide training accordingly. Medical shall set up a special ward for the treatment of farming implementrelated wounds and injuries." "Computer, end text." Parvis panted as he scanned the orders, confirming that it conveyed his intent in a succinct and professional manner. "Computer, amend addressing of these orders, to include a courtesy copy for the owner of the civilian starship Janus." "Yes, this will do nicely. Computer, transmit orders." Parvis hopped up and down in the middle of the Ops floor, waving his little blue fists in the air, shouting at the crew around him. "Make it so! Make it all so!" =/\= Engineering - Starbase BoB =/\= Lt. Baxter Mattingly stood just outside the door of engineering with his arms full of items. A tamar stood at his feet carrying a basket in his teeth. The doors slid open and Baxter and MacDougal entered the environs of engineers and headed directly to the chief's office. He kicked the door by way of a knock. Yus jumped. The knock sounded like a bull that had more than one point of contention with the door. "Who's that?" she mumbled crossly. "It's me Babe," Baxter said. "Open up the door, please. My hands are full and MacDougal can't get it either." Yus had her hands full, *and* her mouth as well (with a conduit washer, not chocolate). "What can you not get? Have you been cast by a spell?" she mumbled. "Of course I can get things," Baxter said. "My hands are full. I can't open the door." Yus frowned. "But the door's automatic." She'd spit out the washer by then. "Automatic?" Baxter asked. "Not for me. The computer hates me." "Ah." It made sense. She went over to the door and it opened immediately upon detecting her access code. She planted a kiss on his cheek before stepping aside to let him and his things in. He was a pain but she loved him. Baxter walked in and put the items down in front of her on the desk. They were a bottle of champagne, a box of chocolates, a large bunch of flowers in a vase and a small box that could only be jewelry. Then he bent down and handed her the basket. The cover over the basket was moving slightly. "Surprise!" Baxter said. "Oh no!" Omar said faintly. MacDougal, relieved of his basket, began sniffing around for Nameless. Nameless, intrigued by the contents of the basket, ignored MacDougal and peeked behind Yus' legs. "Oh no?" Baxter asked. "Babe, open the box. These are but small tokens of my love. What's to worry about?" "I'm truly afraid of your surprises, Baxter," Yus confessed. "But I got them just for you," Baxter said. He also handed her the basket. "This won't wait." "Fine, I'll open it." She relented and gingerly pulled behind the cover. Under the cover was a very small animal with lots of fur, big green eyes and sharp claws. Both tamars looked at it and stepped back slightly. "It's a limerick," Baxter said. "My cousins sent it. It's a traditional wedding present. You'll have to take it. I don't think it fits in my room." "Goodness me," said Yus fighting the urge to cuddle the little limerick by thinking of the trouble Nameless and MacDougal were capable of. The little ball of fur was purring. MacDougal was trying to hide behind Nameless. For once the two tamars were united in their oneness. The newcomer was viewed with caution. Baxter also revealed a diamond and emerald pin in the shape of an engineering insignia and then said, "You know this pleasure planet nearby ...well...I got a brochure from them about weddings and we could get married there. Why don't we go planet-side and check out some of the landscapes available. What do you say, Babe?" "That's a great idea," Yus replied, thoughts of work immeditely vanishing from her mind. The little ball of fur swatted at Yus with a tiny claw. "Down, Cherub," Baxter said. Yus melted as she kneeled down and stroked the limey. "Aww. She's such a little angel," she gushed, though it was a lie. Cherub showed promising signs of making Nameless and MacDougal pale in comparison under the mischief category. Yep," Baxter said, "just like me." "Let's take all three to Faylinn for some rest and recreation," Yus urged, anxious to see the planet. "Have you been innoculated yet?" "Inocu what?" Baxter asked. "You mean with a needle thing? No way." "Yes way," Yus said firmly. "We are going down to the Infirmary to get it or you're babysitting the base while I'm gone." Can't we just pop down there without that?" he asked. "No." She looked at him and then smiled. "Don't be such a baby. It won't hurt that much. If you cry, I'll give you a chocolate, so are you coming already?" "Okay, and yes we'll take all three of the wee beasties, too. We might need their opinions. Shall we go now? Or do I have to carry you?" "Ahem," said Yus under her breath, "Now someone has become Mr Macho." =/\= =/\= =/\= "Now that wasn't too bad," Yus remarked as she held the alcohol swab against her newly injected arm. "A pity they ran out of the hyponoculation. They don't use needles for that." "Ow," Baxter said. "It still hurts." "Quit fussing," Yus gave him the promised chocolate since he did not scream. At least not that loudly. Baxter grinned and ate his chocolate. "Hey, Babe, this tastes just like my special stash from Planet Hershey. Wait a minute...it IS from my secret stash. Yus..." "We'll head to the planet now," Yus soothed. "Come on Nameless!" MacDougal trailed along as well. "How did you find my chocolate..." Baxter was whining as they proceeded to the planet... "Web of Deceit" =/\= Argellius =/\= The garden inside House Jerillion was massive - easily large enough to build enough housing for a thousand people. It was maintained by a cadre of gardeners, as benefited the status of a House Major. Acres of manicured lawns were divided by elegant bush rows, masses of exotic flowers, and, in the center, a massive maze made of large interwoven hedges and stone columns. He smiled at the site - memories of many days of playing in the gardens, hiding in the mazes, and boyish pranks on the moderately tolerant gardeners floated across his mind. In the distance, he could see a pair of stooped forms tending a massive Terran weeping willow tree, clipping the drooping branches to an even length as they brushed the grass under the light breeze that wafted through the flowers and trees. He set off down the central path that bisected the fields of grass, intent of reminiscing with the couple tending the tree. As he passed one of the maze entrances, he heard a strange hissing noise. Turning his head, he caught the briefest of movements just inside the opening. He turned towards the maze, unsure of what he'd heard, when a face appeared around the edge. "Elises! What are you doing?" The man waved a hand downward, cautioning him to a lower volume. "My Lord. Please - it is urgent that I speak with you." Tucking his hands in his pockets, he rocked back on his heels. "Sure. What's up?" "Not here, m'Lord. Please - would you come with me?" Concerned, Ron headed into the maze, following behind the older House Warder, who quickened his pace. Nearly trotting to keep up, Ron followed the man through a series of rapid left-and-right turns, growing more and more confused at each turn. He called out to Elises, but received no other reply than a quieting motion. Finally, the pair reached the center of the maze. Elises leapt up the steps of the huge pavilion lightly, displaying a urgency that belied his apparent age. Ron followed, watching the man with growing concern as he fished an odd bit of electronics out of his pocket, and began pressing buttons on it. As he grew closer, he realized that the device was a multi-frequency jammer, capable of masking any frequency generated within its field. He quirked an eyebrow at the Warder as the man gingerly placed the device on the ground between the two of them. "Is that what I *think* it is?" A somewhat embarrassed nod accompanied the reply. "Yes, m'lord. It's a scrambler. Your grandfather has ears everywhere." Uneasy, Ron's glance slipped from Elises to look around the area. "What's with all the cloak-and-dagger, Elises? And *why* would Grandfather have eavesdropping devices on the grounds?" "It's not just the grounds - the entire House is monitored in one way or another." He sighed, and ducked his head in what appeared to be shame. "Many things have changed since the day you left your House, m'Lord." "Okay - the 'Sir's' and 'my Lords' have to stop, Elises. Call me by my name - or better yet, call me Ron, as my friends do. As you used to when I was young." Elises grimaced, and looked away. "It's not *appropriate*, m'Lord. You are a Master of a House Major," "Nevertheless." The older man looked up at him, and paused to study him for a moment. "You have your mother's gaze. Ron. It commands without demanding, just as she did." Ron acknowledged the remark with a sad smile. "Thank you. Now - what's this all about?" "It concerns your mother. I fear that. evil, for lack of a better word, has been done." The unease grew inside him. "What do you mean? What has happened?" Unconsciously, his hands slipped out of his pockets, and he glanced around the pavilion again, eyes searching for danger. "In the last months of your mother's life, your grandfather began plans to find you, and return you to the House. His power has grown immensely since you left - and he trusts no one to within the spider's web he has created." Elises' face contorted with anger and contempt. "He has forsaken the honor of our House in return for corruption and manipulation by threats, scandal and dishonor. His lust for power knows no bounds!" Realizing the volume of his voice, he glanced about quickly, and continued in a lower volume. "Your mother refused to assist him in his. his.*sleaze* - and refused to speak any word of you or your whereabouts." "When he threatened her, many of the House vassals stood up with her, threatening to leave his service and spread his dishonorable words across the planet. Enraged, he had many of them dismissed as disloyal and Wordbroken. Many of them disappeared completely, no doubt murdered by your Grandfather's less-than-reputable connections, or frightened into hiding from the examples made of others. As for your Lady mother, he confined her to her room, where he continued to harangue her, threaten her - even abuse her, by the marks that were upon her body." Nauseated at the story, Ron could only nod for the man to continue. "I was ready to commit my life to destroying his hold on her - but she begged me to be loyal, if for no other reason than to give her some form of influence outside of her rooms." Ashamed, the older man looked away, briefly knuckling tears from his eyes. "I did as she asked, out of loyalty to her and some small hope that the Honor of this House could be returned. But then, she began to grow sick." "Sick?" Ron's jaw worked as he forced himself to speak past the horror he felt. "What do you mean, sick?" "Every day, she grew weaker and weaker, until she began to waste away. She often vomited up everything she ate, along with copious amounts of blood. The new 'vassals' your grandfather had brought into the House were told that she'd contracted Boromal wasting - and they would have nothing to do with her. In supposed 'fear of being contaminated', they would have nothing to do with her - more likely, though, that their new Lord commanded them to do so. I tried to bring her medicines when I could, but they had no effect. Finally, a Tenday ago, she fell into a coma, and could not be awakened - or would not, I more suspect." "The Master Physician of the House, whom I also believe to be within the web of deceit, declared her dead, and her body was interned in stasis in preparation for her Ascension. And here, your Grandfather finally achieved his triumph. He'd discovered that you had entered Starfleet, and sent out a communiqué to return you to the House. He plans to enact the Debt of Fealty, and force Starfleet to dismiss you as the last member of the Jerillion line." Stunned, Ron staggered backwards into a chair. He collapsed into it, staring at the House Warder's face in horror and disbelief, refusing to accept the words. "No." he whispered. "You lie. Surely, you lie." But despite his refusals, he knew, deep inside, that the words were true. "No, m'lord. Ron. I would *never* lie about something of this magnitude. And even if I did - what ever would I hope to gain from it?" But he knew, deep inside, that Elises spoke the truth. Grief welled up next to anger. Enraged, Ron shot out of the chair, grabbed it, and threw it across the pavilion. "NO!" he screamed. "NO! NO! NO!" Elises grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him. "Stop that! You risk us being caught, and much more!" He shook him again as Ron struggled to break free. Defeated of the burst of rage, he reeled backwards, and began to weep. Elises gathered him into his arms, and pressed Ron's head into his shoulder as he whispered, "But those of us who are left - we *will* restore the honor of this House, Master Jerillion." "Insinuations" =/\= Argellius =/\= Despite her idea of going to bed, Mulder decided in the end to stay awake and dressed. She dragged a large overstuffed armchair over to the window, and settled down in it. This way she could relax and keep an eye out for Ron in his wanderings at the same time. The excesses of the evening took their toll, however, and she soon drifted off into a deep slumber. Her body-clock refused to switch off completely though, and she awoke several hours later, fully alert. "Ron?" she called quietly, her eyes roving the room to no avail. It was obvious he'd not returned, and glancing at the chronometer she froze in alarm when she saw how many hours had passed. "Crap....crap crap crap...where the hell *are* you, Ron?" she muttered as she darted out of the room. She almost groaned aloud as it began to dawn on her that she didn't have clue where she was, or where she ought to start. Figuring that anywhere was better than nowhere, she tried to make as methodical a search as possible, corridor by corridor and room by room. Putting on her most officious tone, she accosted any servants she saw with an imperious, "Has the Lord Jerillion passed this way?" but met with negative responses. After several such encounters, she began to feel more uneasy than ever. There was something wrong with these people - their body language was giving off all the wrong messages. Hostility and wariness in the degrees she was reading wasn't normal - not even in a situation like this. Coming back in almost a full circle, she had to fight every urge in her body not to yell out in alarm as she realized she was no longer alone. From a shadowed alcove, a large man stepped out into the hallway. The uniform, a blue so dark that it was almost black, was cut to exacting standards; proudly emphasized his broad shoulders and narrow waist. He was hatchet-faced, heavy browed, with dark eyes that glared down at her. "What are you doing, woman?" "Admiring the scenery - until now," she retorted, not giving an inch, and staring him up and down with undisguised scorn. She'd summed him up in an instant, based on her knowledge of similar scumbags she'd arrested in her time. Bullies and chauvinists roused her to near-homicidal tendencies, and fear for Ron and the disquiet she couldn't shake off had given her the urge to break something. "What'sup, Tiny? Closing time at the kindergarten already? Want me to try and find your mommy for you?" His glare darkened as he scowled down at her, hands set on hips. "You are not allowed in this area late at night." "Shut it, sweetcheeks," she was itching for him to start something. "I am Ron Jerillion's bodyguard," she drew herself up and tried to out-protocol him, "And I go where he goes." She only hope he didn't ask where Ron was, as it would spoil the image a bit to admit she didn't have a bloody clue where he was. He smirked at the comment, eyes roving lasciviously up and down her body. "*Certainly* you are." His comment left no room for misunderstanding of it's meaning. "Tush, tush, Tiny. How uncharitable and *low* of you. Didn't they ever tell you that smutty innuendo is the last resort of guys who aren't getting any?" Since "Tiny" was being uncooperative in the knock-down fight stakes, she shrugged it off and finished simply, "I've got a job to do, and I'm trying to do it. " "Nonetheless." He pointed imperiously behind her. "You *will* return to your room." Behind him came a small noise. The man turned, revealing Ron standing behind him. The brute between them barely contained a snarl as he stated flatly, "Lord Jerillion." "Foester." Ron acknowledged. Jerking a thumb over his shoulder, he growled "Is this one *yours*?" Crossing his arms over his chest, Ron quirked an eyebrow at him." 'Is this one yours, *Lord Jerillion*?' And while she belongs to no one but herself, Captain Mulder stands in the place of my Second, Foester. As I'm certain you know." "Mmph." His gaze returned to Mulder, with an almost leering grin. "You've certainly chosen well, My Lord." "Right, asshole." Mulder advanced on him. "You can insult me all you want, but you insult me in the presence of *him* and you've just asked to have that sneer wiped off your face and shoved so far up your - " Ron raised a hand, cutting off Mulder's fury. "You dishonor your House and your Lord with your words, Foester. Although, I never thought any better of you, anyways. " Foester's hand lifted into the air, and his face swelled with fury. "Go ahead." Ron stated mildly, not flinching away. The hand lowered, and Foester spun away from him, nearly crashing into Mulder as he stormed away. "Who's your charming mate?" Mulder jerked a thumb after the vanishing figure of Foester. "Foester. Grandfather's standing Second - and a more brutal thug you'd be hard-pressed to find." Eyeing the retreating form with a frown, he stepped over to her. "What did he say to you?" She gave a dismissive shrug, "Only the sort of thing you'd expect an ignorant pile of dog-mess like that to say. The usual innuendo and leers. That's the sort of guy who's just *asking * to have his head kicked in one day. And I sincerely hope I'm the one that gets the pleasure. He seemed to want to practice every "you're obviously sleeping with the boss" variation ever written." He sighed, and shook his head. "I'm sorry, Mulder. But it doesn't surprise me at all." "It doesn't?" she demanded. "Why not?" "Most people here assume you are...well, my whore, for lack of a better term." "Oh for feks sake!" she exploded. "What the hell sort of asshole mentality IS this?" she whirled on him, the tension and edginess bringing her to snapping point. "I've a good mind to go back there and - " "Easy!" He placed his hands on her shoulders. "Calm down. You are dealing with a society that barely pays lip service to equality of the sexes. Women have the mandated freedoms, but are still looked at as second-class citizens." He smiled ruefully. "You see why I left?" She rolled her eyes and gave a small sound of grudging acquiescence. "Mmmph." Glowering in silence for a moment, she made a determined effort to shake off her mood. "Yeah, it's not your fault, I know that. I just " she shook her head and gave another shrug, "Oh, sod it. I can't change the galaxy's morals single handed, so there's no point in me banging on about it right now." Giving him a curious look, she recalled what had led to the debacle in the first place. "Where did you get to, Ron? You were gone for hours." "Let's talk in our room." Ron said quietly and urgently. About to open her mouth to say he could jolly well start to explain right here, right now, she didn't even get the first word out before Ron interrupted her. "Come with me." He steered her back down the hallway, turning here and there until they were within the room. Once inside, he withdrew the scrambler that Elises had given him, and dialed it on. Her eyes grew large as she saw what he was doing, and she rubbed her ears to help relieve the slight tingling that her Jaz'Aarian hearing acuity was causing, being sensitive to extreme high pitched sounds. Although unfamiliar with the device itself, she instantly recognized what it was for. "Scrambling device," she stated quietly. "Yes. Apparently, Grandfather has the entire House wired to eavesdrop on whatever conversations he so chooses." "What a nut-job," she muttered, then looked carefully again at Ron. "But there's more to it than an old man's paranoia, isn't there? I can see there's something very, very wrong here. Tell me." Ron sighed, and flopped backwards into a chair. He shielded his eyes with one hand. "To put it bluntly, Mother was murdered." Mulder let out a long deep breath. "Holy crap, what a mess. I mean - I'm sorry to hear that, Ron," she added quickly. "But this is a regular vipers nest we've stumbled into." Her detective instincts aroused, she sat herself down in a chair opposite him and settled back. "Let's hear it from the top." Ron began to tell the tale that had been passed to him by the House Warder, explaining Ilisisone's devious plans, his mother's imprisonment, all the while inserting the details of the inner workings of the House society as he did. Mulder listened in silence for the most part, only occasionally interjecting a pertinent question to aid clarification. She shut out all personal feelings and tried to listen as dispassionately as if she were hearing a witness statement from a complete stranger. Absorbing everything thus far, she then asked, "What have you got by way of hard evidence?" "After he told me, I began to inquire on my own, asking after the remaining vassals that weren't dismissed. I also did some investigation of the newer vassals my father brought on." He reached inside his jacket pocket and withdrew a small pile of flimsies, tossing them on the hassock in front of him. "Among others, the new gardeners are electronics experts with connections to criminal movements, and many others 'worked' as mercenaries in the same unit as Foester did. And whether or not their backgrounds are known by the other Houses, Grandfather has every right to bring into House anyone he wants. He has told those who inquire that he is 'giving them another chance to regain their honor' by working for a House Major." He shook his head, disgust evident on his face. Mulder picked up the pile of flimsies and looked quickly through them. "We need to store these somewhere safe, for a start," she said briskly. Then, her voice softer she asked "Exactly how *did * your mother die?" "I *think* she was poisoned, Mulder. Elises told me she died of Boromal fever - something akin to the Terran E. Bolla virus - but the medications he described that he was able to slip to her *should* have cured any infection, viral or bacteriological. It could have been given to her in any number of ways - in her food, or drink, or even within her room as an aerosol." He threw up his hands in dismay. "I don't know - and unless I have a body to autopsy, there isn't a damned thing I can do about it." "We need a damn sight more evidence," Mulder said somberly. For the moment, she avoided any mention of autopsy. There was the unspoken thought that there would indeed have to be one, and it would have to fall to Ron to perform it. "There are so many people involved, someone out there will know enough to make a case. A confession - if there's enough meat on it - will be a good start." "Heh. That's *your* department. I'm not a detective, luv - I'm a physician." Mulder gave him a smile, "Then you're in luck, My Lord," she gave an ironic bow. "Because I happen to be a detective. At least, I was once. And a damn good one too. I might be a little rusty, but if I can start to *think * like a detective again, we might get somewhere. On a practical level, what are the laws on this place around here? I mean, what am I allowed to do?" "Not a lot you *can* do, to my knowledge. In order to accuse a member of a House with a crime, one must assemble the proof first, and present it with the accusation. And somehow, I don't think Grandfather will be too keen on letting me perform an autopsy on Mother, either. So, unless you can think of a way to spirit her body away for about 48 hours without anyone noticing it, or me, being gone," he waved an encouraging hand at her, "then by all means - go right ahead." "Let's start with something a little more straightforward," Mulder said slowly. "If she was indeed poisoned, the most obvious way to do it would be to add increasingly lethal doses of whatever it was, to her food. That would mean that the cook had to be implicated. Either he or she added poison on direct orders, or at the very least would be aware of someone else doing so. I suggest our best course of action is to start by interrogating the cook." "Hm." Ron rubbed his chin in thought. "Now, *that's* an idea. If we could find a way around Foester's protection, and make certain that he didn't inform Grandfather afterwards, it *might* work." "Simple," Mulder's voice was grim. "Simple - but a bit dodgy from your professional point of view. Medically induced amnesia would do the trick." He looked up at Mulder. "Now, Captain - I'm *shocked*! What you are suggesting is *highly* unethical." He chuckled somewhat evilly at the thought. "Can you find a way to get me a few uninterrupted hours with the cook?" Mulder muttered half to herself, "Illegal interrogation is a speciality of mine these days. Well, maybe not me personally but I know a man who can. But that's a long, long way away." Seeing the look of puzzlement she shook her head to banish the unwelcome thoughts. "Ignore me. It's just a touch of Deja Vu. As to the cook, I'm sure I can find a way. Do we have a go?" "You're on, m'lady. Can you make it happen tonight?" She pondered that for a moment, and then asked a question of her own. "How will you do it? I mean, what do you need by way of equipment or time or place?" "I can do it anywhere - perhaps even in the kitchen, if you can keep people out of there for a few minutes." Nodding, she said thoughtfully, "I can do that, yes. But I would suggest we hold for a few more hours. You're exhausted, and this is way too crucial to allow for any margin of error. It's going to be difficult enough as it is. Plus, if we start creeping around at this unearthly hour, it'll only take one wrong move to call attention to ourselves. Better to wait until the kitchens are quiet, but when it's perfectly reasonable for people like us to be up and about. Get the first meal of the day out of the way, then we'll hit." "Good. We'll do it right after breakfast. 'Til then." he gave out a huge yawn, and rubbed blurry eyes, "I'm absolutely shot. I need some sleep." "Yeah," she gave him a gentle smile, and was about to suggest he head for the bed when she saw that his eyes were already closed and he was asleep where he sat. Covering him over with a soft blanket, she returned to her chair to stockpile some sleep on her own behalf. =/\= Administrative Offices - Upper Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Acting second Executive Officer Paxan Brey stood in front of the broken door on the second level of the promenade and glared at it pitifully. This was terribly unfair, she thought. She knew at this very moment Parvis Maru and his pathetic hairpiece were up in Ops living it up. Pushing open the semi functional door, the young woman entered into her temporary office. This was definitely going to be interesting. Aside from her duties on Faylinn that included researching as much wildlife as she could, Paxan's calendar for the day was jam packed. The young woman eyed her appointments and frowned. "United Banking Customer forum?" she muttered to herself, "What the hell does that mean?" It took a few minutes for Paxan to recall but eventually, she realized what the whole issue was about. The newly instituted banking system on BoB was still in its infancy and with the uncertainty of station security do to the arrival of planet Faylinn, there were obviously a lot of worries. Paxan knew the level of fear and anxiety when it came to a greedy person's money. The image of Emma Finn sprang to mind suddenly but Paxan brushed the distasteful woman aside. They would arrive soon to discuss their options and Paxan would have to allay there worries as best she could. She only hoped the meeting wouldn't be long. She had far too many things to do today. =/\= 2 Hours Later =/\= "I don't care what kind of predictable excuses you've got for us, lieutenant but we want more than just rhetoric!" growled the Ktarian merchant, "We want results!" Several other shop owners that had gathered in Paxan's musty office were nodding and pumping their fists in agreement. Paxan Brey sat behind her desk and tried to smile empathetically, "Ofcourse you want results and I don't blame you. I know exactly how you feel after all-my own brother is one of you." "Ah, yes...Adevian Brey of Abode. A good man!" crowed an older female Bizantian, "He had terrific happy hours." The young lieutenant smiled happily. Finally, she was making a break and gaining their confidence. "Now, as I'm aware of the pressure to keep your hard earned money safe, let me assure you - not as an administrator of the station - but as a concerned family member of a business owner such as yourselves, we are committed to securing the banking system on Starbase BoB." The assembled group looked around slightly then nodded in agreement. They liked how this was sounding, which was pleasing to Paxan. She continued, "Furthermore, I will personally meet with BoB chief security officer and we *will* do whatever it takes to set your mind at ease. As such, let me do something to help in easing you anxiety," she said while picking up a small PADD and typing furtively, "I am hereby issuing free therapy sessions for each and every one of you with our counseling department." The group perked and a wave of approving clucked circled the room. Paxan grinned at the thought of "Executive Officer" Maru being bombarded with the fears of a dozen frustrated business owners. The young woman couldn't help but feel a slightly sense of payback. "So, anyway...all of you make your appointments with either Counselor Dharma or Parvis Maru - although I would recommend Maru - and rest assured that I will be working on securing the bank. Does this sound agreeable to you?" The group nodded, "Oh yes, yes!" said one while another added, "Very good...very good indeed!" Paxan stood from her chair, "Excellent then. I will contact you all shortly with an update on the situation and thank you for coming to me with your concerns," she said with a smile. A part of her wanted to recoil from the sound of her own voice as it slightly resembled the tone Lauren Brey would make when addressing one of her underlings. It would seem, she had picked it up in her years of being raised by the woman and was not so immune to her influence as she'd like to think. As the merchants filed out, Paxan sat back in her chair and exhaled heavily. She had been successful in sweeping aside their worries but she knew this was only half the battle. She would also have to follow up on her promises. Touching the comm-unit affixed to her desk, Paxan spoke to the air, "Computer, locate Baxter Mattingly and inform him that Need to speak with him immediately." =/\= Beach - Planet Faylinn =/\= "No, I will not do it. It is dishonorable and unworthy of a Klingon warrior!" Llara snorted and turned her nose up at the Felim children. She looked stunning in her one-piece bathing suit, her long hair coiled up in a complex nest of braids. "Please! We built this castle, now we need a monster to attack it!" "A monster? I am a monster to you?" Llara growled. "Yes, yes, just like that!" they cried, retreating into their little fortress of sand and sea shells. "Do it! Do it!" they squealed. "I shall not!" Llara turned away, arms crossed. Wandering onto the scene, Pomgorian Crengarium noticed the exchange between the small Felim children and one beautiful Klingon. Pogo eyed the warrior several times over and grinned widely - hish pointed canine teeth glistening white in the sunshine. "Oh come now, Ms. To'pah, surely you can indulge these little children for a little while?" asked the Hermat as s/he stepped closer. "Pogo," Llara's voice dripped with disinterest as the horny Hermat sidled up to her. S/he seemed to be enjoying Llara's scanty beachwear a bit too much. Pogo grinned and hish eyes flashed, "From where I'm standing I don't see a problem with that," s/he said, "In fact, I think these little kids have the right idea. I mean, I wouldn't mind you conquering my fortress." The Hermat waggled his brows at Llara. "You would undoubtedly perish in the act of receiving such an honor," Llara sneered. S/he laughed in response, "I'm only joking of course, okay, not really," said Pogo as s/he glanced over at the children. "But just look at them. Why not indulge there little childish fantasies for one minute?" "Hm. I have a suggestion. Perhaps if you were to crawl into the fortress with them. Then I might consider attacking." The children took this statement as a commitment to action and renewed their giggling. Pogo was laughing internally as s/he threw hir arms up, "Alright, fair is fair." Kneeling down, Pogo crawled towards the castle and motioned for the children to make room for hir. Llara watched as the slender Hermat wiggled hir way into the crowded little sandy walls, joining the trio of children inside. "Very well. I shall now attack the fortress!" Llara shouted loudly, waving her fists in the air. She stomped one foot heavily on the sand, digging the heel in for the launch of her assault. The little Klingon's yellowed teeth were bared, her eyes were wide, and a deep growl was building in her belly. Playing into the children's excitement, Pogo whimpered, "Oh, no. There's a big monster going to get us!" Pogo was thinking of all kind of things he's like to do to the 'monster'. S/he stifled such thoughts for a more appropriate time. "Bleargh!" Llara shuffled forward, lifting her feet high, stomping them heavily upon the sand. Careful not to kick it into anyone's eyes, she slowly advanced upon the fortress. "You'll never take us alive!" shouted Pogo from inside the cramped sandy fortress as the children laughed uncontrollably. Pausing for just a moment, Llara held one foot high for an extra moment, eliciting squeals from the children, before bringing it down upon the wall of the fortress. Pogo was grinning as s/he peered out of a tiny opening in the castle wall. Damn, that Klingon is hot, s/he thought before going back to the siege of hish domain, "We're not afraid of you!" "Grrrrr! Kah'less! Bleargh!" Llara shouted, stomping her way around the wall, circling the helpless ones trapped inside. "Wait! What is this? An intruder! This one is not of you!" Llara pointed at Pogo. "S/he is an impostor! You must bury hir body in sand, immediately, or s/he will eat the ears right off of your head!" The children squealed frantically as they all turned simultaneously on Pogo. Knocking down most of the castle themselves, they jumped on the Hermat and began covering hir with sand. "Ack!" s/he squeaked as heaps of wet grit was flung onto her face and chest, "Oh no, I'm being buried alive!" s/he crowed dramatically. "Watch the eyes there," Llara commented on their work. "Make sure to get the feet, now." The children continued to bury the Hermat without hir putting up much of a fight. Finally after s/he was completely covered, Pogo let hish head fall back in the sand, "Alright, alright.I surrender!" The children cheered wildly and ran around in dizzying circles. Pogo eyed Llara, "I willingly surrender to you Madam warrior and allow you to take me as your prisoner of war," s/he said as s/he extended hish sandy hand towards the Klingon. Llara yanked on the offered arm and launched Pogo to hish feet. Being pulled out of the beach-side grave, Pogo dusted hirself off and turned towards the children, "Alright kiddos, you guys won this battle but I will win the war. Until then, Ms To'pah has taken me as her prisoner so we must be going." The Hermat smiled and winked at the little children. The children continued to lose their minds as they screamed and spun, breathlessly retelling of the siege to each other as the pair of Starfleet crewmembers walked away. The small beachside bar was lightly populated, except for the little Klingon and the insatiable Hermat. Fresh off their sandy battle, they sat on stools at a tall table overlooking the beach. "This beverage is mildly tolerable," Llara nodded at the glass in her hand. It had begun life as the usual bland Faylinn beverage, but with a splash of some local fruit juices and a shot of well-fermented fruits, it almost passed as a proper cocktail. "How is yours?" "Puurfect" cooed the Hermat, "And the company I'm sharing is also very enjoyable," s/he said as s/he slurped down more of hish fruity concoction. "So, the little blue twerp and your boss got bumped up the chain. Miss Brey, I can understand, but Parvis?" Llara snorted and took another slug from the tall cup. Pogo shook hish head, "Oh lordy. Paxan is not gonna be happy about it." "And why would that be? Does she not wish to elevate herself to a position of greater authority?" "Well, if I know Paxan Brey she's going to be a little irritated that Parvis was given XO over her," explained Pogo. "Well, yes. I could see that bothering anyone." Llara finished her drink and waved the empty glass for a refill. The Hermat's eyes twinkled in the warm light, "What do you think about Parvis becoming the XO?" "Ha!" Llara snorted. "We're all doomed. Did you hear those new orders he sent out the moment he took the job? He claims he is just looking out for everyone's safety, but I know better. He's simply trying to cover his own little blue ass." Pogo nearly shot hish drink out hish nostrils, "You sound like you're speaking out of experience when it comes to Maru's backside." "No, that was just an expression. I desire nothing less than the sight of his sorry blue ass." Llara accepted a fresh drink from a waiter, who mumbled that the appetizer they had ordered was to arrive imminently. Pogo chugged hish drink quickly and sent hish empty glass back with the waiter along with a request for another one. S/he was on vacation damn it and that meant drinking as much as s/he wanted. The platter arrived and was placed between the pair. Based solely on the recommendation of the waiter, they had ordered the local delicacy, without asking what it was. Just a name, 'Tilla'. "What is it?" Llara stared at the mushy pile of orange in the center of the platter. It, presumably the Tilla itself, was surrounded by some triangles of bready material, presumably for Tilla conveyance, and a pair of small bowls with different colors of sauce. Looking into the dish, Pogo shrugged and took a piece of the bread triangle and scooped out a bit of Tilla. S/he grinned at Llara, "If I die from this, tell my family that I died in some exciting adventure, kay?" "You will be remembered bravely, with many songs," Llara replied, raising her glass. Popping the Tilla treat into hish mouth, Pogo chewed for several minutes, then swallowed. "Doesn't go down too quickly, does it?" Llara observed. "Hmm, well the good news is, is that I'm not dead," Pogo said with an uncertain smirk. It appeared that the Hermat hadn't officially decided on the experience of eating a Felim delicacy. Llara eyed hir closely, looking for signs of distress. "And the bad news is that it doesn't taste like anything I can describe. Actually, I think it really doesn't have much taste at all," said Pogo as s/he took more of the Tilla and popped it into hish mouth. Llara joined Pogo, she scooping up a mass of orange mush and tossed it into her mouth. She chewed it for longer than should have been necessary, and then swallowed. "It is, uninteresting. Perhaps the sauces will help." "Ooh, you are daring!" quipped Pogo as s/he followed Llara's lead with the sauce, "I knew I liked you for a reason." Llara dipped a Tilla-coated triangle into the other sauce, a watery brownish affair with little flakes of something floating in it. Tossing it back, she smiled. "Yes, this one is worthy. Very spicy." Llara burped loudly and laughed heartily. Pogo laughed as well and dived hish third piece of Tilla into the brownish sauce, "Down the hatch!" s/he pronounced as s/he gobbled it up. "Not bad," s/he said agreeably, "So, tell me Ms. To'pah, how did a lovely Klingon creature like you end up on BoB anyway?" "The usual story. Girl gets job. Supervisor hits on girl. Girl hits supervisor with his own desk until he passes out. Transfer to BoB." Llara was surprised, the sauce should have put the little Hermat on hish back, screaming in agony. "Oh really?" s/he said, "And you're not married either, how can this be?" Llara sneered at Pogo. "I have not yet found a suitable male to take." She made an uncomfortable, upward grasping motion with her fingers. "And, frankly, the selection on BoB precludes finding such a thing. I need to be with the Klingons. However, they have mistakenly excluded me from service to the Empire." Llara shoved another handful of Tilla into her mouth, chewing angrily. The Hermat was remembering the portrait Raoul Wainscoting had produced of Llara and how alluring the Klingon looked in it. In comparison to how she looked in the framing of the warm sun, that portrait did not do her the justice of her true beauty, "Well, those silly Klingons back on Qo'nos are crazy if you ask me. Your certainly the bravest of your race that's I've ever had the pleasure of knowing." Pogo hadn't really met too many Klingons other than Llara but s/he decided to ignore that small inconsequential fact. Llara noticed Pogo giving her an odd look. She quickly changed the subject. "I hear rumors that your boss, Miss Brey, is organizing some sort of scandalous party to celebrate the upcoming wedding of Miss Omar. What do you know of this?" Pomgorian shrugged, "Ropes, whips, chains, chicks, you know, the usual hen party," s/he said with a grin, "Actually, It's going to include a lot of naked gyrating strippers I think." "It sounds like a typical Terran affair. Yet, strangely, I am curious about such an event." Llara mused, wondering if she would be invited. "You and me both," exclaimed the Hermat, "I'm not even sure if I'm invited to the little soirÃ(c)e. Apparently my male bits preclude me from being able to come." For the first time in hish memory, Pogo was unhappy with hish male genitalia. Llara belched again. She noticed movement nearby. "I think our babysitters have come for us." A security officer from BoB was waving at them. "Apparently our four hours in paradise are up." Pogo sighed heavily at the officer's approach, "Well, damn.I guess all good things must come to an end," s/he said as s/he stood from the table and gulped down the remainder of hish beverage. "By the way," Llara said, as they strolled across the beach towards the waiting shuttle. "Your defense of the sand fortress was weak. You should have launched a counterattack when I was distracted by the walls." Looking over at the Klingon, Pogo waggled hish brows at her, "Or perhaps I wanted you conquer me," s/he said with a grin, "Like I told the children, I am now your prisoner of war and you can do with me as you please." Llara growled deeply. She'd walked right into that one. "You should hang out with Mr Wainscoting, I suspect you would get along famously. Perhaps we can find you some Klingon pain-sticks." Pogo laughed as the pair walked down the beach towards the shuttle that would soon take them back to the starbase. =/\= Planet Faylinn =/\= The ground beneath her feet was firm and Paxan felt good to be back on the planet Faylinn. Most of her young life had been spent in starships and space stations but there was nothing like being back on a planet's surface, in the warm wind and bright sky especially after being locked in a crappy office with a bunch of angry business-persons. Paxan was thankful to have a brief respite away from BoB, even if it was only for a short time. Her orders to research the planet, thankfully afforded her a small window to return to Faylinn and continue her planetary survey. Drake Bastian had become her constant companion these last few days and Paxan had become thankful to have him along. Aside from being a good ear to vent her frustrations on, Drake was funny and helpful. Having been born on Risa, he had a keen knowledge of all manner of plant life which was very helpful while she catalogued as much of the area as possible. Dressed in field uniforms, the pair sifted through a large meadow that stretched on for miles. The surrounding grass was green and lush, but speckled throughout the foliage were large grey rocks that ranged from small to medium to boulder. Running a hand scanner along the surface of one of the medium sized rocks, Drake chuckled to himself as Paxan related her story. "So, after our first session I realized that the hair on his head isn't real at all. I think it's a wig or something." Bastian was holding his belly and laughing, "You're sure about this?" he managed to get out. Paxan nodded giddily, "At first I thought perhaps it was real and was supposed to look like that but I did a little digging into his people's background and history and it turns out that although some of them have hair, none of them have hair that looks like his." The young woman was on the verge of a coughing fit as she spoke, "I've even heard rumors that he has a name for it but I don't think I believe that!" The pair giggled but suddenly, Drake sat up and looked around quickly-the hilarious laughing he'd been enthralled in suddenly ceased. Brey's laughing ebbed as she eyed him, "What's the matter with you?" she asked. "I heard something...someone's coming," he said as he stood up and spotted the newcomer who was approaching from the west. A Felim male with chin length blue-green hair that was blowing wildly in the wind was walking closer and the thin scales of his decidedly handsome face were sparking in the warm sunlight. Drake was instantly on the defense as he held out a hand towards the unknown Felim, "State your name and business!" he ordered loudly as he planted himself between the Felim and Paxan. The Felim male stopped in his tracked and grinned good naturedly, his grey eyes shining as he tilted his head, "I beg your pardon, sir. I did not mean to alarm anyone. My name is Sanel and I was told that I may be of some service to you and the young woman you are protecting." Paxan stood up and moved beside Drake, touching his arm and giving him the look to stand down. She now was worried that an offense could be in progress. "Please, we apologize for any insult. It's just we weren't expecting anyone else at the moment," she said with a genuine smile, "You said someone told you we could use you help...who was it who told you that?" Sanel was smiling, "My sister told me. Her name is Merith; she said she took to you a nearby stream and that you were interested in our planet's eco-system?" "You're sister is Merith!" exclaimed Paxan as she moved around Bastian and held out her hand to Sanel, "Oh, please forgive us for being rude...we are honored to meet you, Sanel." "I am happy to hear that," said the Felim male as he shook Paxan's hand and looking into her dual colored eyes, "And I take no offense in your cautiousness...I only wish to assist you in your field studies." Drake regarded Sanel and felt a swell of disappointment. He had been enjoying the alone time he was sharing with Paxan and now it would seem that three was a crowd. Sanel on the other was as friendly as could be as he walked among the two starfleeters. "I'm afraid I can't really help much in the area of zoology and entomology that is more my sister's field but I'd like to help in whatever I can." Feeling more comfortable with Sanel due to his kind eyes and constant smile, Paxan sat back down on the ground and crossed her legs Indian style, "That would be great. Drake and I were just taking core samples from the rocks and sediment in the area." The Felim joined the pair and lowered himself to the ground, "Rock samples?" he asked, "Why would you do that?" Bastian had been wondering the same thing but hadn't voiced the question. He figured that as a scientist, Paxan had her reason sand he didn't want to risk coming off dumb. Luckily for him, Sanel didn't seem to have those inhibitions. "We can learn a lot about a planet's history based on its rocks," explained Paxan as she picked up a baseball sized stone and scanned it with her tricorder, "Like this one...the concentrations and patterns of certain composites are very telling." Sanel grinned at her and ran his lightly scaled fingers through his windswept hair, "You are as intelligent as you are beautiful," he stated plainly. It was obvious that Sanel had no problem in expressing his emotions. Paxan on the other had blushed slightly and looked away, "You're sister should have warned me her brother was such a Casanova." "Casanova?" asked Sanel with a tilt of his head. Sitting nearby, Drake chuckled, "It's from earth," he said as he scanned several more rock samples, "Casanova was a famous adventurer from Earth's ancient history. He prided himself on attracting beautiful woman of the time." The Felim nodded in understanding, "And earth is your planet?" he asked quizzically. "No, not mine," answered Drake with a shake of his head. "I grew up there," interjected Paxan although she wasn't in the mood to get into the complete history of her unusual upbringing, "My brother and I both grew up on Earth." Sanel perked at the mention of Paxan's family member, "You have a brother?" he asked, "Is he older or younger than you?" She smiled at the thought of her beloved brother whom she hadn't made time to see in the last few weeks. She would rectify that as soon as possible, she decided. "Adevian is my twin," she said with a grin, "Which is to say he and I are the same age exactly. We were born on the same day." "Ah!" beamed Sanel excitedly, "My sister, whom you met already, Merith...She and I are also twins!" Paxan and Drake both looked at him then each other. "Really?" said the young woman, "What a coincidence!" she chortled as she placed several small rocks into a container to be scanned; "You and Merith must be very close...like my brother and I are." "Oh, yes...very close," Sanel confirmed, "It has always been that way with us." The young woman was about to agree when her chronometer began beeping. Paxan tapped it quickly and silenced the alarm, "Oh no," she said under her breath. Moving to her side, Drake looked concerned, "Don't tell me it's time to leave." "I'm afraid so," she said sadly and looked towards Sanel, "Sorry, Sanel...but it's time for us to return to our station. I have other duties I need to take care of." Sanel looked saddened but he nodded anyway, "I understand, will you be able to come back soon?" Brey smiled, "We'd like that," she said as she glanced at Drake. He nodded and patted Sanel's shoulder, "Sure, why not." His commitment to seeing Sanel again was half-hearted at best. The young marine would much rather spend some time with Paxan all to himself but in the interests of friendship decided it best not to tell the young Felim to take a hike. Standing up and dusting herself off, Paxan shook Sanel's hand again, "Thank you for your help, Sanel. We'll do our best to come back soon." Taking another moment to enjoy the warm breeze, Paxan Brey led the way towards the rendezvous shuttlecraft that she knew would be waiting for them. The day had gone well and her earlier feelings of sadness seemed to be washed away with all the attention she'd been getting (not to mention the mountain load of work ahead of her) from Drake Bastian and now, Sanel of Faylinn. She only hoped things wouldn't take a turn for the worse as they sometimes had a tendency of doing when anything became associated with Starbase BoB. =/\= CO's Office - Upper Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Cade glanced up at the door chime and then looked at his watch. *Who the hell is bothering me at this hour?* He taped the computer a couple of more times before yelling, "Enter!" McAlister gave her uniform one more tug. One would think, with the universe at thier disposal, that Star Fleet could at least find a tailor that was worthy. Her mood was once again, sinister and bitter. Grumpling, she made her way to the CO's office, mentally noting that she should have officially checked in a while ago. Upon hearing the officer yelp "Enter!", McAlister couldn't help but grimmace. One of THOSE officers. Cade arched one eyebrow. "Can I help you, Ensign?" "Ensign Savannah McAlister. Officially reporting for duty." She attempted not to let her eyes wonder, but it was difficult considering the surroundings. McAlister balked at anyone in authority inwardly. Outwardly, however, her appearance reeked of respect and humbleness. "Really? What the hell did you do to get assigned here?" Realizing how that sounded after it was blurted out, he quickly added, "Uhh, sorry about that. What I meant to say was welcome aboard and have a seat while I bring your paperwork up." Arching her eyebrow in a Vulcanish manner, his initial response startled her somewhat. She wondered once more if the male sitting in front of her was the "authority be damned sort." Savannah hoped so. "Sir, I was incarcerated for a period of three years on Yakasi for...let's just say...improptu justice." She smiled weakly with not much conviction. McAlister was possitive that he would respond with a "We don't apprechiate that here" sort of comment. In all her experiance at the academy and in prison, figures in authority, especially of the male gender, were stereotyped as having stick up thier asses. And, the stereotype was usually true to form. The ensign would give anything to be anywhere but here sipping on a anything but non-alcoholic beverage. She patiently waited for a response. Cade, "Hmmm'd," as her file came up and he scanned it quickly, hitting the highlights of the charges, court-martial, and prison time. *Another one? She and Felix can open the local chapter of the Yakasi Mai Alumni Association.* He turned away from the computer to look at the Ensign for a moment. "Well, as much as it pains me to say it, Ensign McAlister, you're probably going to fit right in." "Um. Thank you sir, I think." "Have you met Specialist Frank Palmice yet? If you haven't I suggest that you buy him a cup of coffee and have a good sit-down with him." Cade hesitated for a moment before continuing. "You two seem to have certain...skills...in common that are of use to me from time to time." "Yes, in fact I have." Pausing for a moment, she recalled how she made him squirm and sinisterly grinned. "I shall do that." "Talk to Palmice. I don't have anything more to say on the topic until the JAG investigator leaves the station," he said quietly, but forcefully. He dug through a pile of padds on the corner of his desk. "Let's see...ahhh, here we go. New Arrival Checklist and Briefing." He tapped the screen. "We'll say the briefing is over with..." Savannah didn't find the stick she was searching for with this guy. "Okay." Turning to leave, she turned back towards him. "Sir...anything else?" "Just a couple of things. Prior to getting set on the duty rota, you need to have a physical and psychological evaluation. Doctor Alleir can take care of the physical. If she's not on the planet, you can find her in Sickbay." He turned his head and tapped the computer. "And Counselor Dharma is out for a couple of weeks, so your psych eval will have to be taken care of by the Acting XO, Lieutenant Maru, who is also the Chief Counselor." "Yummy. Another counselor to play with." She muttered. Looking up, she once again grinned. "Sorry." "Last thing. Quarters. Anything that's empty on Deck 80 is yours for the claiming. It probably won't have any furniture in it, so you'll either have to scrounge it or buy it." He settled back into his chair. "If there's more than a centimeter of dust on the object you want to claim, take it. Otherwise, it probably belongs to someone who learned housekeeping from a Ferengi." He stood and reached across the desk to shake the Ensign's hand. "Starbase BoB is what you make of it, McAlister. More than a couple of officers have found their redemption within these creaky walls." He cleared his throat. "And many more have gotten their government-paid-forfuneral. This won't be an easy assignment, but it's not quite the south end of a north-bound yak that most people assume it to be." He smiled at her. "Welcome aboard, Ensign. You're dismissed." "Thank you." McAlister turned to leave the office. It went much more smoothly than she expected, which was a good thing. Her eyebrows knitted for a second. "South end of a northbound Yak? That's just not right." Clearing her thoughts, she was on a mission. That mission was to find Palmice and execute some type of communication. Distraction, however, was just around the corner... "Interrogation" =/\= Argellius =/\= "I think you're nuts - you know that?" Mulder announced calmly. "Hey, I think this whole *thing * is nuts, but we're in it now and there's only one way out, and that's straight through it. Just trust me, okay?" "Well, okay - it's your show." Tucking the small bag of medications and hyposprays under his arm, he headed out the door and down the hallways, meandering slowly with Mulder next to him. As various people passed, he would point out a trinket or an area, and begin to tell a story about it from his childhood - whether it was true or not. As the person would pass, they would continue on, until finally, they arrived at the main door to the kitchen. "Damn," Mulder stared at the two doors in front of them. "I can't be in two places at once. I can keep them out of *one* door . but you're going to have to sort something for the other." "Once inside, I can bar the serving door. Almost anyone who would be coming in now would be various workers who missed breakfast, and are looking to pick up a snack or an early lunch. If you can think of a reason to keep them out." "That's not a problem," she assured him. "Go on in and lock the serving door and leave the rest to me." "All right, then. Good luck. With a somewhat somber wink, he ducked inside the door. As it swung closed behind him, he eyed the area quietly, picking out various areas in which he or someone else could hide, or be hidden. Slowly, quietly he began to move along the walls, controlling his footfalls to make as little noise as possible as he peered in the nooks and crannies. Before long, he could hear the quiet humming and assorted pottering noises as the cook went through the different phases of preparing the next meal's menus. As he maneuvered closer, he saw a trio of servants, who turned to see him. Quickly, he motioned them to silence, and then towards the door with a wink and a grin, as if some sort of joke were about to commence. They winked and giggled silently in return, giving little waves and titters as they passed by. As the door closed behind them, the head cook started, turning rapidly around to stare at Ron, eyes wide. "Ah! M'Lord - you scared me!" He glanced uneasily at the doctor's face, which was set in somber contemplation of the task at hand. "Is there something I can do for you?" Ron nodded, bringing a smile up onto his face - one that did not *quite* reach his eyes. "Yes, actually." He crossed his arms over his chest, one hand easing the hypospray into position covertly as he did. "Could you tell me what will be on the menu for tomorrow's feast? I have become allergic to a few foods and, considering the amount that has been available to drink, I wanted to make certain I didn't run afoul of them beforehand." "Ah - a wise decision, m'Lord." The cook turned away, pleased at his sudden importance in the eyes of a new House Lord. He never heard the hiss of the hypospray as it darted in a snakelike bite against his neck. =/\= =/\= =/\= Looking as fierce and impassive as she could manage, Mulder dealt with a slow but steady procession of servants as they tried to enter the kitchen. Putting a hand across the door she announced in a tone of absolute authority that the Lord Jerillion was inside, making a personal visit to thank the kitchen staff for all their work at the previous night's feast, and to arrange the most *important* of menus, that of his dearly beloved mother's funeral feast. Faced with the double whammy of sentiment and authority, most withdrew easily enough, though she knew time was running out before *someone* started cutting up rough, or worse, started complaining to other servants elsewhere. If the news started spreading, then they were both lost. It was with some alarm that she felt the door start to open from the inside. If it was someone trying to raise the alarm, she might have to take more drastic action. Drawing her hand back, she prepared to deal a knockout blow. Easing the door open, Ron poked his head out. "And?" Bringing her arm back down with a short huff of relief, she didn't mention to Ron how near he had come to a swift uppercut. "All clear," she murmured. "How did your side of things go?" "I've got what I needed. And no one will know anything the wiser. Especially when the cook wakes up." "Good. So what happened?" Glancing around, he muttered "Not here. Best somewhere that we won't be overheard." "Okay," she started to lead the way back to their room, but unable to contain her curiosity couldn't help asking, "Were we right?" He frowned. "Let's just say that. the results are positive." Raising one eyebrow, she muttered "Game on." =/\= Kajas System =/\= The USS Caledonia eased to what could be called a halt as its crew was jolted forwards in spectacular fashion. Its nose was not all that far away from the side of the Zanzibar, like an untrustworthy dog smelling something. The space around it eased, as though glad that the vessel was going on no further. Three decks tall and a portion wide, the Zanzibar's designers had clearly been inept and modelled it on an ugly brick. McArnh observed, feeling sorry for the old thing. It would be no use to anybody as a freighter now, or as anything else than a shell. On the outside were economic lumps, like small boxes that a child had affixed to a cardboard model. The nose was similar to a person's - at least, someone who had had a considerable amount of breakages. Nearly alone on the bridge, he wandered to the Ops controls and started to tinker. The grid plan of it showed countless red glows, bruises where a system complained. He started to bring the life support systems back online. The computer's memory itself was more complicated. Several areas were fried or garbled. He scanned through the cargo with what the Caledonia could offer as sensors. There was certainly a fair amount of it, although a lot looked like junk. He walked back to the centre of the bridge. Suicide Cat tried to trip them both up, but this was habitual now, and Grey avoided the animal without second thought. The cat returned to sitting near the turbolift doors in idle hope. Somewhere a little way in the distance, the Typhon Expanse lingered. Fortunately, they were far away enough that it seemed peaceful. McArnh regarded it, and the ship in front of him, and folded his arms suspiciously. After a moment's consideration, he shrugged and went to sit down. "Never mind," he muttered to himself, hovering his finger over the ship-wide comm. It was half way through the late shift; most of them were probably still in the bar. "McArnh to senior staff. We have arrived at the Zanzibar. You will be pleased to hear that there will be rather a lot of undocumented incoming stock." He let those words hang in the air for a moment. "Monkfish, Farlak. You will be responsible for compiling all incoming items. According to records, the actual cargo contains some produce, some spare parts - simple foreign commodities. "Ops, Engineering. As always, prioritise what you can use to repair our various technical problems. There may be working sections of their ship that we can remove for our own benefit. Mister de Carabas, there may be weaponary that can be plundered. I'm not sure what medical or scientific supplies there will be, but any data is useful. Miss Lamarr, there may be maps or even shuttle parts there. "The vessel has been cleared by higher powers than us for boarding, so I see no reason why that cannot occur straightaway. Don't all go at once. McArnh out." He pressed the comm off, and then on again. "Monkfish. Since our recent conversation, it has impressed on me that you are most adept with legal matters." He considered this remark. So soon after their annulment she could not misinterpret this flattery, but it was the easiest way of making her work. "I wonder if there is a clause that allows us to butcher this vessel for our own benefit, in light of the fact that our own ship is in such need of supplies - which you can attest to, I am sure. Please find one. McArnh out." McArnh stretched lazily in the chair. At some stage he would go over, but for now he was prepared to let them get on with it. He had several reports still to write up, but they faded into the back of his memory. After a passed, for the himself few minutes he realised that coffee was required. Then, as time he realised he still couldn't be bothered to move, and reached whisky fridge instead. For once he stopped himself, dragged up and went on his tour instead. He tripped over Suicide Cat on his way to the turbolift. The feline cried ecstatically. He muttered something at it and entered the carriage, wondering if the doors felt like shutting today. =/\= Counsellor Dharma's Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Arihana was whistling. Whistling as she walked into her office. So much so it surprised Holly, the ECH who had appeared in a lilac stream. "Hol, do me a favour. Cancel everything." The ECH looked at the counsellor. She was either feeling renegade, or had finally come to her senses. "Please, Holly. Cancel the lot, and I shall tell you all about it." Holly nodded his head, to despatch whatever cancellations were required. Arihana sat the opposite side of her desk to where she would normally, with Holly taking up the counsellors swivelling seat. Arihana made herself comfortable, planting her feet on the desktop. "Holly, I got a new toy. His name is Peren." Holly crossed his arms, what did she mean, new toy? "He's nice. Very nice. Got the whole moody, manly mysteriousness thing goin' on." Holly shrugged. Wasn't she meant to be learning, as opposed to ogling? Arihana tutted, and laughed whilst nodding. "Yeah, yeah, but I'm only human, Hol. Anyways, that's what gets me." The ECH arched an inquisitive brow, as Arihana came over to lift him from his seat. "Yer man Peren, he's the perfect gentleman. Fellas on this base could learn a whole lot..." Holly was confused, confused as the counsellor proceeded to twirl the ECH around, and start the Viennese Waltz or something similar. Maybe she was reading to0 much into this, it was all a bit novel. With the whole new world, new people, former husband who she wasn't quite over yet. "Ah, schup, so over him, I'm seeing stars. No, this is alright, *he's* a bit of alright." At least her mood had improved, over the last couple of months, the counsellor had more or less forgotten how to smile. "It's been good to get off this base. Get out and out." Arihana winced, for a hologram, Holly had big enough feet. "With fellas likes that Peren, erhm, hello, get out and about more often." Holly was still not convinced, she knew nothing about this peren. "That's the thing though, finding. Has nothing to say about himself, it's all about me." The dance changed to a foxtrot. "More interested in me. What else could a girl want? You know, Hol, should really should change what you look like...ow, that hurt." Arihana shook her foot, wouldn't change Holly for the world. "Holly, man, wouldn't begrudge a girl a good time, now would you? Look at all the crap I've had these last few months." Holly was still playing devils advocate. This Peren chap may be a psychopath or something. "Holly, married one, so I know what one looks like." Ah, yes. Him. He would probably have something to say about it. Arihana shrugged, still leading the ECH. "I'm supposed to care? I don't. *Really*." Holly released the counsellor in a twirl. No good could come of this. Some fine holiday romance, especially when there was work involved. "Tch, holiday romance. I'm sorry, I'm mar-" Arihana stopped on her heels near the chaise lounge. Holly was lean against the Counselor's desk. Eyes narrowed. "Well, all the more reason to have one." Arihana returned to her desk. The right side. "He's interested. I guess my professional curiosity is underpinned by my personal curiosity. But's he's..."Holly gestured, for the counsellor to continue spinning this out. " He's charming, he's cool headed, and boy, is he *smooth*. C'mon, Holly, you wouldn't?" Holly wouldn't. Couldn't, he was an ECH, and by virtue of cybernetics, not that way inclined. Arihana shrugged. Did she realise how unprofessional it would be? Arihana nodded, to move the seat under the desk. "yes, sir, no, sir, three bags full sir. Burst me bubble why don't yer." Arihana picked up a stylus and twirled it like a baton. "It would b easy, Hol. To do that. I could. But I won't." The counsellor reached across her desk to roll towards her the black and white sphere. "You see, holly, I like playing games." Holly sat in a seat. Why, what was she going to do? Lull this fella in? Arihana nodded. "Get up close and personal-"The ECH frowned. "No, smartarse, not like that." She stopped moving the sphere between her arms. "Peren and his people, they're interesting. As much as I like one of them, and I do. This is about all of them." Holly still didn't follow. Cancelling all appointments meant getting down to Faylinn more frequently. Going down twice in an eight hour shift. All shuttles that came up, had to go down, she wouldn't technically be breaking rules. "The more time I spend down there, the less time spent avoiding power crazed parvis." Holly nodded. So that was the plan over the next couple of weeks, to flit back and forward to play with her new toy. Well, toys if you counted the people. Holly asked what she thought about parvis being given the temporary remit. Arihana shrugged, as she wrote up a report of her last meeting with Peren. "What do I think? I don't think full stop. I'm a football hooligan-remember." Arihana looked at the ECH. "Best of luck, break a leg and worse things happen at sea." Arihana returned to the report. Trying to decide whether or not she should include that interesting chat had by the lake. "Burden of Proof" =/\= Argellius =/\= The sunlight was staring to drop into shadows, and the room grew darker. Mulder had been fending off solicitous enquiries all day, and was starting to run out of polite phrases that suggested the Lord Jerillion was spending the day in private mourning. The atmosphere was one of quiet brooding, and Ron had barely spoken a sentence to her since they had returned and he'd filled her in on the result of his interrogation. She wanted to give him time to get his head around things, but at the same time was uncomfortably aware of the passing of time. Ensconced in the large overstuffed chair that she'd dragged over to the window, Ron stared out into the garden. He hadn't moved much in the past four hours; in fact, with the exception of the sounds of regular breathing and the occasional shift of the body, he hadn't done much of anything. Unable to bear the silence any longer, Mulder wandered over to him and rested her arms on the back of the chair. "How's it going, man of mine?" she spoke over his head. "What's up?" "Hmm?" He looked up at her, eyes bloodshot and bleary. "I'm sorry - what was that?" Moving round to perch on the arm of his chair, she leaned lightly against him. "I said what are you up to? You haven't moved for hours, and you're either going to ossify or astound me with some brilliant plan." She gave him a friendly nudge. "I've been thinking." "Damn. That sounds dangerous," she grinned at him. "Let's hear it then." He smiled at her, and held out a hand. When she fit hers into his, he squeezed it gently, and then drew her closer. "I believe I've finally realized what has happened. A power play has failed, and Grandfather was forced to violently circumvent a coup being started - by killing Mother." She nodded, "You know more about the politics of this place than I do, so if that's your reasoning, I'm quite happy to go along with it. So he's a murderer." "And I'm going to accuse him of it." "I should hope so! That'll sort the snide old bastard out." He smiled wanly at her exclamation, and gently drew her into sitting on his lap. As she rested her cheek against his head, he murmured, "It's *so* much more complicated than just that, Mulder. In order to accuse a member of a House, irrefutable evidence must be presented at the same time as the accusation, or else those presenting the accusation can be indicted with betrayal of the House - treason, for lack of a better word. So the 'burden of proof,' as it were, lays within the responsibility of the accuser, not the respondent." "No problem there, then. We can do that straight away now we have the proof." "No. We can't - because I didn't 'obtain the confession in a legal manner,' as the laws of Argellius and the Federation demand." He sighed, a sound nearing a sob, and burrowed his head under the mass of hair that fell over him, finding comfort within her arms. "Then, I guess there's only one way of sorting things out beyond all reasonable doubt," she said in a heavy tone, knowing this was the crux of the matter, and hating the fact that she would have to be the one to voice it. "You're going to have to find a way to autopsy your mother." She felt him tense up, and herself off the arm of the grotesque thing to have to you are the only person on wrapped her arms tighter around him, sliding chair and down onto his lap. "I know. It's a contemplate. But it's the *only* way now - and this planet who can possibly do it." "Sorry. I sometimes forget." "Forget what?" "That I'm a Starfleet Doctor as well as a member of House an Argellian, the sanctity of the dead is something to be was very little grave robbing on Argellius, historically. right." He sat back in the chair, gazing up at Mulder. "I to find out, beyond a shadow of a doubt, what happened." Jerillion. As honored - there But you're owe it to her "Yes," she nodded gravely, stroking his head, "I'm sorry, dearest, but yes, you do, and this is the only way. We're almost out of time. Once the ceremony is complete, the evidence will have gone forever." He gently eased her out of his lap, and then stood up next to her. "We'll just have to sneak into the burial chamber, and examine the body." He stretched, shaking off the kinks and stiffness. "Tonight, after everyone has retired, we'll tiptoe in, and I'll have a look." There was no adequate response to the emotional enormity of what he was facing, so she simply laid a hand on his arm and stood in quiet contemplation with him. =/\= Main Shuttlebay - Starbase BoB =/\= "Passing through!" Frank Palmice called out. "Security business!" The long line of people waiting for the - again - delayed shuttles to take them to the surface for their own stints of relaxation, started bustling from a clearly formed, orderly organized group, into arguing monstrosities. As Frank and three of his Security colleagues behind him pushed past, using Frank as the ice-breaker. "Out of the way!" People stepped aside, curiously, annoyed, and plain angry. Shouts of disbelief were followed by cries of terror, as other civilians, in line behind them, stealthily moved forward too, as the ones before them were uttering their grief to the Security crewmen. Not to mention the havoc caused by the civilians who came all from the back, spotting the opportunity and following the band of SEC personnel on their way forward, sucked with them, in their wake. The chaos was complete, and several small fights broke out, besides various verbal assaults. This went to such a degree, that one of Frank's colleagues, Fred Petrolli, wanted to sort some of them out, but it was CPO Barker who held him back. "We are off duty, that's an order," the man belched. Though the appearance of this big fish in the small pond Barker was, was sooner to laugh at - his tight-fitting sports swimming pants, probably bought in better days, his heavy belly - barely obscured by a white T-shirt popping over the edge, and slippers on his feet, Petrolli took him serious enough not to pursue it. Probably he was looking forward going down to the planet too. Frank straightened his pastel green suit jacket a little, wearing his sleeves rolled up, and a black, unicolored, shirt fitting tightly across his bark. Soon they cleared the fray of people, and found themselves amongst the shuttles that were parked about the shuttlebay. Barker stood wavering a little, until he spotted what he was looking for. His eyes lit up and he waggled over to a certain shuttle. "What's up his ass?" Cool Hand Luke inquired, his limp hand dangling awkwardly from a shortened, pink sleeve, of a similar suit jacket Oswald was wearing. His good hand put down a case of fishing tack and pole. Each member of the small team was decked out with sunglasses, hats and various accessories that would suit them very well on the beach and in the water. "Beats me. I just want to get down there," Frank commented, casting his glance with a slow turn of his head over the assembled mass of people, and finally to Luke. "Why do you have those fishing gear with you anyway?" he asked, slightly annoyed with this whole business. This shuttle traveling was just bothersome; they should be beaming, for crying out loud, despite the gruesome instruction video advising against it. "You know your not allowed to take any animal back to BoB?" "No-one ever said anything about roasting them, and eating them on the beach for dinner," Luke said plainly. "Mark my words, there is nothing like fresh seafood. Replicators have a common flaw in this respect," he believed. "Fish is meant to be caught straight from the ocean, not meant to be assembled by rearranged molecules. Ruins the taste totally!" "Don't be daft; you have no taste," Frank snapped at him, with a sheepish smirk. "Damn! Guy's, are you ready to hit that beach, or what?" Petrolli grinned, his white teeth shining like a row of ivory guards. His luggage for the trip exsisted of a massive coolbox, filled to the brim with beer, undoubtedly. The limitation on beaming not only hurt their personal transportation; supply of beverages had to be sorted out too, and by the reports about said drinks in the local bars, they were better off bringing their own. "We gonna find ourselves some bodacious bimbettes, and have ourselves a little bad to the bone shag-o-rama!" "What the hell are you talking about?" Frank demanded, listening to Fred babbling on nonsense. "What kind of speech is that?" Somehow, it sounded familiar. "Don't be a dipstick," he decided on, muttering as he walked off, to see what was keeping Barker, damn that man. He found him standing at the loading door of the shuttle he was looking for earlier, looking at something inside with great pride and joy, like a father looking fondly at his son doing extremely well on a sporting event, or like a mother who manages steals the boyfriend of her only daughter. Frank wanted to say something, but as his eyes involuntarily followed the gaze of Barker. His jaw almost dropped at what he saw. "Isn't she a beauty?" Barker asked, nudging Frank lightly. That, she was, Frank immediately agreed. Blinking in the artificial light of the bay and the interior fixtures in the shuttle stood a true vintage reproduced model of a red Corvette ZR cabriolet hovercar. It was as if she was winking at Frank, inviting him to come and touch him - just like a woman would, Frank exhaled. Provided he paid for her, of course. Without waiting for approval, he stepped into the shuttle and let softly his hands run over the bodywork. "You like that baby, don't you," Frank whispered, petting the fabric of the seats. "Excuse me?" Barker said, having popped up besides Frank unnoticed, shocked at his comment, as if Frank was addressing him, instead of the car. But he smiled when he saw Frank wasn't even paying attention to him. "She is something else," he concluded. "That's real calf leather," he remarked proudly, "They specially bred six calves for it, to work it into the seating and wheel." "What is holding up this show, you-...oh, my," could be heard behind them. Barker turned, all beaming and nodded slowly, all-knowing at Fred Petrolli and Cool Hand Luke. "It's a car!" he uttered, amazed. It was indeed amazing, Frank agreed. Barker had must have saved for this thing for a while, and also have a good hiding place to keep it, for him not to have come across it once. "How about I take this thing for a little spin?" Frank suggested lightly, every fibre in his body ready to jump in the car, and drive it out straight, never mind the stupid people still waiting for their blasted shuttles! This baby was meant to be driven, and it had been way too long since he was behind the wheel of one. "Well...," Barker started, hesitating now, all of the sudden. =/\= Surface =/\= With a honking horn, the fluffy dice dangling from the rearview mirror dancing in the wind, the Corvette shot out of the shuttle the moment the gap of the loading door was down far enough to let them out. It surged forward, and had Frank, behind the wheel, gasping with excitement. He pushed in the throttle, feeling how she reacted instantly, surging forward, soaring over the square where the shuttle landed. People, both visiting and locals had to jump aside, some screaming and yelling BoB'ers - but Frank could have sworn seeing appreciating glances from the local population. He could have seen more, if this little woman wasn't so fast. Her engine purred like a maniacal kitten, warming the hood and his heart. "Maybe a little less fast," Barker tried, with a worried look, when Frank skidded on a cushion of air through a particular tight corner to reach a paved street leading to the outskirts of the town, the beach. His heartbeat picked up a slight, feeling how lightly the wheel rested in his hands. This was something! He pressed for more power, and she was eager to deliver, sending the hovercar racing through the streets. The three other passengers were in different states; in a certain corner, Luke had lost the fight with both his stomach and the fishing pole he was still holding the time they left the shuttle, but which was now dropped somewhere, a few streets to their back. Thankfully they were in a cabrio, making throwing up for the man easier, without fouling the car. Fred Petrolli was in high spirits, cheering on, his hair waving in the wind, a happy man. And Barker himself got redder and redder, until his face had a shade to rival that of the car, eating himself out of worry for his precious car. But before he could make a final remark, and have Frank pulled away from his driving position, Frank slowed the car down to cruising speed, turning up on the broad sea-side boulevard. The sun, warm and bright, greeted them as a friend, small wind feather clouds in the sky waved at them cheerfully, and at their new speed - especially in relation to the break-neck speed they were driving at before - they had the calmth to enjoy their surroundings. And vice versa; small groups of young native females - and event he sporadic male - signaled at them merrily. At the former, Frank slowed down, so they could hear more of the words they called out to them, and they could give them a better look. At the latter, Frank picked up speed. It wasn't long until Frank parked the car at the best spot on the boulevard, that they were beset by half a dozen native girls - no skanks neither - who were clearly impressed with their belonging, asking if they could touch it, or drive it. One by one, they ended up on Frank's lap, holding the wheel whilst he was holding them, letting them steer at walking-speed. The excited women wriggled their petite bodies and made small noises of thrill. Frank gave his place in the driverseat up for Barker, instead taking up position at a nearby low wall, watching the setting sun. As the lines grew longer, and the beer in the cooler ran out, Frank found himself surrounded by two local girls, hanging on his shoulders and playing with his chesthair as they chatted cheerfully about nothing. How could he ever think their race disgusting, Frank thought, a little tipsy from the dozen bottles of beer he downed over the last couple of hours? He put his arm around them both, and led them away from the others. =/\= Brig - Starbase BoB =/\= A bank robbery. A thrice-damned fekking bank robbery. On his watch. Cade didn't really want to be the base CO, but he was determined to have a good go of it, if it was possible. And a bank robbery didn't fit into those plans. As he got closer and closer to the holding cells, his mood continued to sour; especially as he passed the interrogation rooms that had figured so prominently in the recent past. Cade walked into the cell area and looked at the security officer that was on duty. The Caitian pointed one of her slim, clawed fingers to a cell along the back wall. Cade nodded his thanks and walked down there, dragging a chair with him. Once in front of Red's cell, he sat down, crossed his legs and stared at the incarcerated pikey. "Ahh here we go," Red uttered to himself, laying on the bunk with his feet on the wall. The marine said nothing and just stared, hard, at the young man. Resting his hands behind his head, the Irishmen shifted to glance at the man then rolled his eyes. "Bored?" Slowly and evenly, Cade asked, "Do you know who I am?" Red shrugged. "Sum Feddy sec-bod who's cum ta start pressin' me fer shite i dun knows." "Wrong. I'm the guy that can get you out of here and make all of this..." Cade waved a hand to take in the cell and forcefield. "...go away." He planted both feet on the ground and leaned forward. "But, you know how this works, yeah? Nothing comes for free." "Whoa, whoa..." He replied, reaching out his hands and sitting up on the bed. "Look Mr. Marine, i know yers get lonely, i knows yers like to catch yer man. But freedom or no, i ain't swingin' dat way." Red leaned back against the wall and crossed his arms, "I heard dhere's sum pretty boys on der scummy levels, i'm sure yer could play soldier wid dem." "So that's the way you want to play it, yeah?" Cade stood and pushed the chair off to the side. "I had been in a generous mood, but that's gone now. You've got one chance to start talking about the robbery or things are going to get even more uncomfortable for you." Red raised an eyebrow, this guy was a pervert or something. Nothing comes for free, things getting uncomfortable, hello? "I dun 'ave nuthin' ter say, i wusn't the tinker or der teif. All yer got was der grunt man, i gots hired fer me brawn." "Open the cell," he said softly. As soon as the forcefield dropped, Cade was through the opening and had a hand clamped around Red's throat. His muscles tensed as he slammed the thief back into the wall and held him there. "I'm usually a very patient man." The marine's voice was barely above a whisper. "But, I've had a very, very bad day. And pissing me off right now is not the way to live a long and prosperous life." The Pikey would have coughed if he could have, however the grip wasn't exactly softly-softly. Not even bothering to wriggle, Red narrowed his eyes and felt the air in his lungs slowly begin to disappear. "The next words out of your mouth had better be some information about the robbery." He didn't add an or else. Cade didn't need to. After what he'd done to Lieutenant Cayke, slapping around a thief like Red would barely be a warm-up. That was ironic -although Red didn't know what irony was. He had to speak, but couldn't form any words. So with a slight nod as his own form of agreement, Red waited for the grip to loosen. Cade relaxed his grip slightly. "Start talking." "What's ter tell? Ferengi matey from the lower decks found me out one night, sittin' in a bar and sippin' sum fine whiskey and der lark. Said he had an idea an dat he needed anodher 'and ter make it work," Red waved his hand, mimicking a drink. "I wusn't exactly wid it, if'n yer knows wot i means, and agreed." The Irishmen rubbed his neck slightly, "Next ting i knows i'm robbin' a bank and den he runs off. Sneaky little bastard left me widout a bar, or a chance. Den yer smart Feddy officers got me...Der rest yous know." Cade listened to the story with patience. When Red was done, he smiled slightly. "You know what, yeg? I believe you," he smoothly lied. Then he tightened his grip again and brought a knee up into Red's stomach before letting go. "And that was a reminder not to piss me off again." The marine turned and walked out of the cell. "What did you see," he asked the brig officer. "See, sir?" She shook her head. "I was reading the latest SS&U. Oh, and you should probably be aware that the surveillance cams in here have been a bit quirky, gaps in the recordings, etc." Cade nodded. "He's a patsy and doesn't know anything. You can release him on bond until his hearing," he said loudly enough for Red to overhear. Quietly he added, "Have Mr. Mattingly put little bastard under surveillance." He turned and waved back at the cell. "Have a good day, friend." Dropping back on the bunk, Red angled a middle finger to the back of the marine and then closed his eyes. "Fekkin' Feddies..." =/\= The Bowels - Starbase BoB =/\= Back in the bowels of the station, below the dozens of levels that seperated the underworldy grunge from the promenade lesser-grunge sat a Ferengi with a pile of wod bigger than he'd ever seen. "I'm rich...rich, ahahah, RICH!" Reflected in wide eyes, the bars and bars of latinum glinted in what little light filtered through the tiny porthole beside him. "Oh what could i get...? A ship, no...a house, oh a house. No, i can get bigger. Maybe an island, an island on that planet down there, with a giant bedroom and dozens, no, even more than a dozen, TEN! women seeing to my desires!" He cackled before an idea popped into his little mind. "A PLANET! AHAhaha, i could buy a planet!" Before leaving the bank and all of the questioning, Violet had reassured her young accomplice that she would meet the girl back at her quarters to give her the money that was owed. An hour later, Violet found herself creeping along the dark and dingy corridors where her instincts led her. A little nervous regarding her surroundings, she puffed away at the cigarette she kept close to her lips when the faint sound of Ferengi cackling piqued her ear. Picking up her pace, the cretin's scratchy voice quickly became louder until Violet was directly outside the door of the gleeful cries. She stopped to listen, just to make sure it was the same miserable sidekick she saw at the bank. "Ah!" Krumble eyed the door to his room, someone was outside. There was no knocking, but he could hear something; a faint shifting of footsteps just beyond it. "I have to hide this, if someone found it i...i could be, murdered." His own mind began to create scenarios and forced him to fear whatever was - or wasn't - outside until he went pale. Well, pale-er. Violet narrowed her eyes as her lower jaw jutted off to one side as she could overhear the Ferengi talking to himself loud and clear. "Idjot," she mumbled to herself. There was no way she was about to let that smarmy toad get away with the money that rightfully belonged to her...and Red. Violet took in a deep breath as she backed up, raising her booted foot to the door. Suddenly feeling frightened that someone would steal what was rightfully his, Krumble began to pack the latinum into a big brown bag. Something inconspicous that wouldn't exclaim 'I'M STOLEN CURRENCY!" at a thousand decibles. Then, as the door burst open, he stopped and froze. Staring at a face he knew; the woman from the bank. "Gimme dat money, ya smarmy bastard!" Violet was ready to fight for the money like a lion defending her young. "Ah!" Quickly standing to his feet, he attempted to protect the loot with raised fists. "I'm not a fighter, but i'll, i'll protect what's mine!" Violet had to be honest with herself, which she rarely was. She couldn't fight her way out of a wet paper bag if her life depended on it. Yet, the power of greed propelled her body towards Krumble with her hands flailing about like a windmill. Slapping the nobby bald head repeatedly, Violet realized that it wasn't enough to make the Ferengi go down as he tried hopelessly to get a hit in. She thought about Red and what he would do. She'd have to give him a good punch to the nose, but she was worried about breaking one of her French Manicured nails. Finally, something inside her spurred her on when she raised her left hand in a fist and swung it hard at Krumble's nose. Flying across the room and clattering into the few things that were collected upon his single unit, Krumble flopped to the floor with a whine; something akin to a deflating balloon. "Ahh! Damn ya gots a hard noggen!" Violet winced as she rubbed her fist in her right hand. "Thuts gunna swell!" As she whined about her fist, it dawned on her that the latinum was freed from Krumble's clutches and quickly dived for the bag. He watched as the woman, who's name still escaped him, packed the remaining bars into the large brown bag. "Can't i keep just a little?" Violet grunted at Krumble as she hurried to pack the remaining latinum. The sweating grime of the place was beginning to make her feel nauseas. Suddenly feeling as dirty as the walls and flooring, she wiped her forehead on a sleeve as she tried not to touch anything that wasn't latinum or a brown bag. Picking up the last bar of latinum, she surveyed the situation for moment. The little weasel did get away with the money, which was more than what Red was capable of. Glancing at Krumble then the bar and back to Krumble again, Violet fought an internal struggle of overwhelming greed. Finally, rolling her eyes "Ok," she sighed then tossed the bar into Krumble's lap. "Dun say I never dun nuthin fer ya, ya nobhead." With that, she quickly grabbed the brown bag and headed for the door. She couldn't get out of the place quick enough. And so sat Krumble the Ferengi, a man who'd come across a Pikey, been given a chance to make a pile of cash and then been beaten up by another Pikey. He vowed inwardly, he'd get back at Red - and this woman, and every Pikey that stood between. S'long as they didn't want a fight...then he'd have to hire some Klingons. =/\= An'Rashok Military Barracks - Faylinn =/\= Kyran's eyes were wide in surprise. "And she just left? And now you are in charge of your people?" "Yes, Deputy Regent, for the time being." Cade had returned to the surface of the planet to continue the planning of the tactical exercise and to get a tour of another Felim base. This time, Kyran had chosen the barracks near the mountain 'city' of An'Rashok. The remote location was extremely defensible and even the village it was near was laid out in an almost military manner that would give an invading force fits in the narrow alleys and the wide plazas. "I don't mean to be indelicate, Major, but," Kyran paused for a moment, "are all of the females of your species so, ahh, unpredictable?" Cade smiled. "First of all, Captain Mulder is not the female of my species. At least not fully. Her father is human, like I am, however, her mother, who she takes after mostly it would appear, is of a race called the Jaz'Aarians. But to answer your question, yes. Men, of nearly every species I've ever met, have been mystified over the millenia by the actions of their women." He clapped Kyran on the shoulder. "And if you can figure them out, then you're a better man than I!" Kyran smiled, but didn't join Cade or the small party of marines in their laughter. "Well, these are the mountain troops that I was telling you about, Major. They are our best. Only after a stringent training regimen and selection process are they allowed to even attempt the entrance procedure for the Mountaineers." "Impressive," Cade said, sounding like he meant it. All of the Mountaineers were male, most were 2 meters in height or taller, and thickly muscled. And they looked mean. They were the first soldiers he'd seen that he thought might be worth a damn in battle. "Thank you, Major..." He was cut off as they reached the far side of the parade ground and Cade stopped to stare at the landing pad. "That, Deputy Regent, is a thing of great beauty." Cade was staring at an atmospheric military transport that to most people was anything but attractive. It was blunt-nosed and stub-tailed with an obviously armored two-man cockpit fronting a large cargo bay that was open on both sides. At the fore and aft ends of the openings were tri-barrelled rail guns. The matte gray and green paint on it's hull seemed to absorb the light streaming from the sky. =/\= 20 Minutes Later =/\= "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cade grinned at the enthusiasm of the marine next to him. They were strapped into the assault craft on the port side, facing the opening with Cade at the forward firing position. The Felim pilot was streaking across the tree tops and performing the occasional tight turn that left the outward facing passengers staring at the ground. As they came up to the air-to-ground firing range, the marines in the bay, including Cade, locked and loaded the borrowed Felim weaponry. The craft came in low and slow, giving them all a fairly easy time at the targets on the ground. The ship rose and started to circle back around for another pass when Cade pushed the button that activated the intercom. "What was that, Chief?" Even through the tinny reception, Chief Flight Officer Second Grade Gerren, sounded confused. "That was a practice strafing run, Major." "Well, let's do it again, Chief. But this time, do it like you mean it, okay, not like your afraid of denting your dad's car on your first date. This equipment was meant to be pushed to it's limits. If you can't do that then I'll ask Deputy Regent Kyran to find me someone that..." Cade was cut off as the craft accelerated violently and began a twisting series of jukes and bobs that left most of the marines with their stomachs in their throats. "Approaching target, Major," was the only warning given as the ship rocketed across the clearing, barely giving the marines time to fire. Gerren stood the craft on it's nose and spun and rolled, giving the starboard side of the craft a moment of stationary fire directly onto the target below before he shot forward again in a rocking motion that alternated the side of the ship facing the ground, and alternated the firing pattern of the two sets of marines. "NOW THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT," Cade screamed into the intercom to the smiles and shouts of his troopers. "I HAVE GOT TO GET US A COUPLE OF THESE!" =/\= Space =/\= Staring into the limitless abyss of space, Eddie followed the beams of phaser fire that started to surround his fighter. Verbumbum hadn't reacted well to the news that he was 'borrowing' the fighter and had, probebly fairly, ordered Barks and Azure to pursue the K-4 and bring it back - whatever its condition. So, in-keeping with wanting to live, Eddie did what he could to evade a tragic end and got ready for a fight. Jamming the stick forward, he threw the fighter into a sudden dive then twitched it to one side; bringing the vessel into spiralling descent. As the stars began to blur before him, Eddie relaxed his hand and brought the K-4 into a steady flightpath. Now the fighters were above him and he was quickly gaining on their position from below. Of course they weren't blind, and soon the two enemy ships were angling towards him with speed; again the phasers shredding across the Knight's nose like lightning. Pulling the controls back, the K-4 started to roll upwards again; shuddering as the forces pulled on its every nut, every bolt. Suddenly Azure's fighter broke its forward motion and started to plummit. Eddie noticed and turned the K-4 portward, escaping the blaze of fire that burned violently and vertically. Moving the fighter into a roll he broke quickly as he'd escape the phaser bolts and fired his own as they crossed paths buckled under the few hits that bounced controllable dive. One she could escape to chase from. quickly. Azure followed, and as he turned back to where he'd been of collision. Azure's Knight off its hull and twisted into a from, but one she'd not continue That left Barks, a man who seemed less cocky than Azure but meaner on the guns. He had attitude and something to prove. The beep of his fighter started to blink on Eddie's sensor and immediately he ran through possible scenarios. For a man dubbed Sleeper, he was suddenly more awake than he'd been in months. Barks was behind him and closing. Taking advantage of the Azure manauver, he'd been able to hone in on Eddie's fighter and now had him firmly in the sights of his phaser targeters. Flipping the K-4, the El Aurian 'amateur' test-pilot burst to full throttle impulse and headed back towards the SS Womble. Hoping Barks would follow, he didn't shake the fighter or attempt to do evasive turns, he simply ran a second collision course for the starship. Barks took the bait and followed. Eddie didn't know what the man was thinking, but surely he thought this was an easy kill - or stun whatever his intentions. There must have been barely fifty meters between the Womble and the nose of his fighter, and leaving the space between the ever smaller he awaited what he could only think to do. Ten meters and closing, and Eddie jolted the fighter up, flopped it onto it's stomach and dove once more. Barks trailed but before he could initiate a similar move, the K-4 was approaching the canopy with enough inertia to cause Barks to flinch. Leaning into the dive, Sleeper truly became what a pilot should be, and faced the possibility of no return. The fighter below - and before - him span suddenly; Barks was trying to get out of the way. Eddie pressed the fighter to its limits and pulled up at the last minute, letting Barks' Knight to flip and roll until it hit the Womble's hull with a bump and a smash. The K-4 craned and put it's nacelles to the ship and its pilots, Verbumbum and Azure, and with a single click, Eddie vanished in a blink of red light. =/\= 3 Hours Later - Kajas System =/\= Bursting forth in a cacophony of trembles and rattles, a small fighter with the words 'Fear No Fear, Unless It Has A Moustache' painted across its side slowly streamed its away towards two stationary ships in the distance. The bright lights of the K-4's thrusters pushed it along until the pilot within could make out the details of the foremost ship. One that seemed slightly discoloured, and battered, and a little shaky. One he was familiar with and one he'd tracked via three stops in no-mans space, three re-calibrations of long-range sensors, and three wrong turns. Finally he'd found the Caledonia...and the big brown block of a ship nestling beside it. Depressing the comm button, Eddie took a breath and spoke into the helmet-mic, "Knight three-one-zero-three to Caledonia...do you read?" =/\= Science Labs - Starbase BoB =/\= Mysteries upon mysteries. It was the usual way of things when living on BoB. How did you know that you had been on BoB to long? The mysterious that came out began to surprise you less and less, that's how. Or so Paxan Brey thought as she stared into the viewfinder of her primary scanning suite. She shook her head and looked back into the scanner, making sure that what she was seeing was actually there and not just her imagination playing tricks on her. Paxan stood up straight again and bit her lip. Taking a moment to collect her thoughts, she tapped her comm console and spoke. "Computer begin log entry, Chief Science Officer's log, Stardate: 240604.11; I have made several trips down to the planet Faylinn and spent some time among the locals. In general, they have been kind, considerate and very helpful. On my first outing, I was introduced to a botanist named Merith. She, along with my bodyguard were given a very interesting tour where I was able to take detailed scans of various wildlife. It is not from these scans that I find much interest though. On my most recent excursion to the surface, I encountered another Felim who was very helpful. Coincidently, this time it was Merith's brother, Sanel that I met. I took the opportunity to take intense scans as well as actual rock and core samples for study on BoB. My analysis has apparently asked more questions than it's answered. The core and rock fragments, through a variety of geological, metallurgical and carbon dating examinations lean towards the fact that the age of this planet and it's current civilization are somewhere in the billions of years old range. Secondly, from distribution of larger rock masses, multi-spectral scans and orbital imaging analysis, it would seem that at one time in the distant past, the civilization on Faylinn covered most of the planetary surface which is inconsistent with the relatively small population that inhabits the planet now. Some of the samples indicate that there might possibly have been a civilization prior to those of the Felim or that at one time they were a much larger culture than what we've come to know but this is still unsubstantiated." Paxan sighed and rubbed her eyes, trying again to pull her thoughts together as she mentally processed the information swimming in her head. "None of this makes sense ofcourse because every indication that we have of current Felim society is that it is over a billion years itself and none of the local's I've spoken to have ever mentioned anything about this. I am scheduled to go back to the planet this afternoon and will endeavor to answer some of these questions. End Log." Sending the message into the queue of what seemed like a mountain of officer duty logs, Paxan signaled Drake Bastian. As acting 2nd XO, Paxan had been given the authority to return to Faylinn whenever she felt like it and that time was now. She wanted more answers and she knew exactly who to ask. =/\= Planet Faylinn =/\= Drake Bastian sighed happily and shaded his eyes against the warm sun that brightened the sky of Faylinn. He and Paxan Brey had returned to the surface and found their way to this small café that lined a side street of the capitol city. It was a quiet avenue that was close to the outer gate that the pair had walked through when they first went to check out the wilds of the planet with Merith some days earlier. Now, the Starfleet officers sat across from each other and talked while they waited. "I'm telling you, Lieutenant, his hair is dark...like black or something," he said with a chuckle, "You must have imagined it." Paxan Brey shook her head and sipped on a glass of water that had been brought by a kindly old waiter, "You've lost your mind, I'm telling you...it was like a blue-green color...I'm almost positive!" "The sun was probably blinding you," he countered with a grin, "I guarantee Sanel's hair is dark." Just as Paxan was about to pinch her bodyguard, a pair of Felim's approached. A male and female who were known to the off worlders and who they had been expecting, "We hope we're not interrupting anything," said Sanel who was smiling sweetly at Paxan as he ran a slightly scared hand through his straight *dark* hair. The Felim woman, Merith sat down at an empty table and smiled at Paxan and Drake as she watched her brother with asmussement. She knew him well and could tell he had become smitten with the newcomer. "No, you're not interrupting," Drake as he grinned triumphantly at Paxan, "Lieutenant Brey and I were just discussing how easy it is to imagine things that aren't there. Nothing major," said Drake as he noted the dark hair on Sanel's head - he had been correct and Paxan had been wrong. He would make sure to rub it in later. The Felim twins, Merith and Sanel looked at each other and then at Paxan and Drake with a hint of confusion. It was obvious that they had no clue as to what was going on. Giving Drake the evil eye, Paxan changed the subject quickly, "Don't mind him he's not getting a lot of sleep lately," she said with a smile that hid her bruised pride at having been wrong about such a minor detail. Letting it go, she leaned into the table towards the Felim, "Thank you for meeting us. I know you're probably very busy with your every day lives." "It is no problem at all," insisted Sanel as he glanced at Paxan like a love-sick puppy, "We're happy to help in any way we can." And Merith added, "Yes, what is it we can do?" Paxan nodded with a smile and set a small PADD on the table, pushing it gently towards the Felim, "It has to do with the readings I took from the rock masses and Faylinn's geographical samples. The readings were very interesting and quite frankly...confusing." Merith read over Paxan's report and nodded several times. As a scientist herself, Merith had very little trouble in understanding the terminology but didn't exactly look too interested. After several minutes of reading, Merith set the padd down and looked towards Paxan, "I understand what you're saying here...now what is your question?" The young woman tried to hide the surprise in her voice. For anyone who read the proof, the question should be blindingly obvious. "The question is do you know about any prior civilizations on Faylinn in the past billion years or so?" Merith sighed and shook her head, "No, just our own," she said passively as if she couldn't be bothered with the mystery. "What you see here, is how it's been for countless ages." "Then what do you make of this evidence that there was once a much larger population on Faylinn, a population that covered the entire planet?" Again, Merith looked uninterested, "Puzzling indeed," she said with a shrug, "To be completely honest I have no idea but my interest really lie in plants, not old rocks and people." "Oh," said Paxan feeling completely stunned by her lack of interest, "Well...then I guess that's that." Smiling broadly, Merith stood from her chair, "Well, sorry I couldn't be more help but I have to get back to my greenhouse. If you have any questions about our plant life then don't hesitate to contact me, okay?" Nodding, Paxan forced a smile back, still feeling the oddness of the situations, "You bet." Still seated, Sanel rested his elbows on the table and gazed at Paxan. His expression was sincere and charming. If she hadn't been so rattled by the complete lack of interest from Merith, the young woman might have been flattered by what was apparently a new admirer. Sanel was a sweet person and to say she wasn't flattered would be a lie, especially after everything that had been going on with Felix lately. Getting more than the usual attention from Drake and now Sanel was very much appreciated. Unfortunately, this was the completely wrong time for any of this. Along with her duties as 2nd XO and chief Science Officer, Paxan had unearthed a strange new mystery. Mystery upon Mystery. Paxan was beginning to hate them. "Truth of the Dead" =/\= Argellius =/\= A pair of shadowy shapes darted down the dark hallway, gliding silently along the walls until they came to the large door at the end of the hallway. A few scratching sounds followed by a click revealed Mulder's face, dimly lit by the lights of the tricorder in her hands. Checking thoroughly, she reported "All clear." Then, after studying the readouts again, she added, "There's a power source behind this door. I think we've come to the right place." After a few attempts at opening the door, she sighed, "Locked, of course. But nothing a bit of good old fashioned breaking-and-entering can't fix." With a grin she produced a small but sturdy iron jemmy. "Don't ask..." she whispered with a wicked chuckle, and set to work. It took barely a moment before the door yielded to Mulder's expert onslaught, and she moved cautiously through, checking the interior again before beckoning Ron to follow. Sliding in behind her, Ron closed the door quietly behind them. The large room was darkened, lit only by the glow of a fairly large tube in its center. The glass sides revealed the contents; a woman lie on her back, face serenely composed, hands crossed over her stomach. Age had touched her, but gracefully - the few wrinkles on her face suggested lines created by laughter and smiles, not age. Her dark hair lay fanned underneath the dark green dress, traditional for mourning within the culture. He paused at the tube, lifting a hand as if to touch her, eyes wide and scared. Coming up silently behind him, Mulder was caught for a moment in the enormity of what they were about to do. Her eyes were drawn to the figure lying so cold and still inside her tomb. This woman - when she had been alive and breathing and warm - had given birth to Ron. Had been the first woman to see him smile, and walk, and hear him speak. Under different circumstances, Mulder would have been happy to meet her - to thank her for bringing this wonderful man into the world. Now, it seemed a travesty, a crying shame hat it had come to this. Her pulse quickened in anger at the wickedness of the evil deed, and her resolution to bring the murderer to justice hardened into a cold, deadly certainty. Seeing Ron hesitate, and sympathizing, she nevertheless whispered in his ear, "We have to hurry." He jumped at the sound of her voice. "What?" "Sorry. I said, we have to hurry." She squeezed his arm in sympathy, not knowing quite what to say to comfort him. All she could manage was "She was a lovely woman. At least she looks. peaceful." "Mmm. Yes, she does." He studied her for a moment, and then sighed. "I was wrong." "What about?" "Wrong not to have contacted her. Wrong not to have let her know that I was doing well." He waved a hand at the tube, eyes tight, voice clenched in sorrow. "I haven't seen my mother since I was sixteen years old - and the first time that I see her is after she's died. Tell me *that's* the sign of a good son." Closing her eyes tight shut for a moment, Mulder wondered what she could say to make him see things differently. "It wasn't like that, Ron. And you know it. You shared sixteen years, together, facing a damnably difficult situation, and you were always there for each other. What would have made her happier, do you think? Knowing you were suffering every day under the mantle of enforced servitude, growing old and miserable and lonely? Or following the path of freedom, finding out for yourself who you were, what you were capable of, and living a life that was full and free? That's what every mother who loves her child wants - for them to be happy and free." For a moment her face clouded as the personal significance of her words hit her. Maybe she would never know that, personally. If things had been different...but now was not the time to be selfish, she told herself. Now was the time to concentrate on Ron's problems, not her own miseries. She drew a breath, and continued, "She loved you, and that bond would have stayed in place. She would have known, and felt, that you were still alive out there. A mother *always * knows. And she would have rejoiced, every day, knowing you were free of the fate that awaited you here. I'm quite certain that she could have tracked you down if she'd have chosen to. Even with the situation as it was, she was *your * mother, so she must have been a resourceful woman. But she didn't - because she knew the dangers it might place you in. She gave you the gift of freedom - be thankful for it, as she was thankful for you." He smiled, and covered her hand with his. "Thank you." He wanted to say more, but there was nothing to say - nothing that would come out properly, at least. Instead, he turned to the control panel on the stasis tube. After a few moments poking and prodding, he announced quietly "Got it. C'mon, now. No. there, that's - no! Damned machine - open!" Finally, with what almost seemed a sigh of defeat, the tube's seal cracked, and quietly rose into the air. A few wisps of smoke trailed off, making the scene in front of them all the more like a fairy tale. "Better." He muttered, opening his medical case. He selected the medical tricorder and a hand-held probe. He began in-depth scan, mind already detached into a more clinical mode as his mind began processing the information that the 'corder presented to him. And as he continued, something began to bother him. "Something's not right here." he muttered to himself. "Huh?" Mulder gave a worried start, afraid that some alarm had been triggered somehow. "What do you mean?" "Hm?" He looked up from the tricorder at Mulder. "Sorry. Talking to myself. How's the situation outside?" "Still clear. But anyone could come by at any second." She looked at him seriously, the unspoken urge in her eyes to hurry, hurry, hurry. "Good. Shouldn't be much longer." He returned to the scanning, face stiff as the screen played multiple colors across his face. Alternately peering carefully up and down the corridor outside, and checking with her tricorder, unwilling to trust either technology or plain eyesight fully one hundred per cent, Mulder still managed to keep an eye on Ron. She could barely imagine what he must be going through, and seemed to feel the shock and sorrow and fury inside him. She shook herself. Jaz'Aarians don't get "feelings" she told herself firmly. They have instinct, and read body language. Yes, that was it; she was reading his body language all too clearly. Suddenly, there was a dramatic change in his posture. She dare not leave her post, but watched in dismay as his face sagged, and he cropped the hand holding the tricorder to his side. "Ron," she hissed urgently, "What's the matter?" "I." He stood staring, face whiter than usual, mouth open in shock. "I just can't believe it." "Believe *what*?" He turned to her, face drawing away from it's stunned expression down into anger. "Creator *damn* the man!" he whispered. Jerkily, he began stuffing the tools back into the bag. "What the hell is happening?" she insisted, wondering how anything could be worse than death itself. "Ron, for Ethiks sake, speak to me." "C'mon. I'll tell you about it - but not here." =/\= Space =/\= The woman approached the store front with apprehension. It needed done, better yet, she needed done. Stepping up to the small desk, she was met by a woman that reeked French femininity. This woman was amazing to Savannah, and had Savannah been turned on by women, this one would have done it for sure. Big doe eyes met her emerald hued eyes for a mere second, and then softly replied. "Come vith me." McAlister sighed, she felt instantly out of place. Couture and her led her What it guard a and feminine she was not. Her nails were bit, her hair scraggly, uni brow was bordering on crawling off her fore head. The woman to the "special room" that resembled nothing like a calming spa. did resemble was a medical bay, which frightened the security bit. Doors opened again, this time a somewhat over the top woman entered. "Savannah! I'm so glad to see you!" Taking her by the air, the woman looked her up and down. "God, dear...where have you been...under a rock for the past five years?" Leading her over to a screen, she shoved her behind it and ordered her to "Undress dear." "Completely?" "Why yes completely!" The woman laughed boisterously. "Hurry now dear, we have enough work on you to keep us busy for a year." "Oh great." Came the curt reply. Once completely in the nude, Savannah came out from behind the screen. "What's the point of having one of those anyway?" Helga chuckled. "Absolutely none what so ever. Now...hop up here." McAlister eyed the cold table in the center of the room with a disdain. "Hopping" was something the security woman did not do unless it meant hopping up to kill something with a phaser. Crinkling her nose, she proceeded to sit on the table. To her surprise, the table was warm. Reclining, she watched as Helga's assistant brought something waxy out. Inserting a stick into the substance, she extracted the goo from the jar and bent over to place it near McAlister's unmentionable. "HEY!" The assistant recoiled in fright as Helga came to the rescue. "A lady never yells." She stated calmly. McAlister just glowered at her. "For your information, I'm no lady." "Obviously." Turning her attention back to the goo, Savannah pointed. "What's that for?" "You stated you want the whole package." "Well, yeah...but I'd prefer to keep some wrapping in place." "Now honey...come on...a Brazilian wax doesn't hurt that much." "Much being the operative word here...Go ahead." Nodding to the assistant, Helga reached out to hold McAlister's hand. "God." She moaned as she felt the 'stuff' ooze on her. Next, the assistant placed what felt like cloth on the goo. The sound that cut through the air of the promenade next could only be described as if someone had opened the seventh layer of hell. "There...that is finished." Helga tipped her head to the side. "Looks nice too." "Well, it feels like I've been ripped to shreds." "All beauty comes at a price dear." Savannah pulled her feet over the side of the table. "Yeah, and from what you charge..." Grinning, Helga motioned McAlister to head over to the machine that looked like a Borg assimilator. Cocking her head to one side, Savannah didn't move. "Tanning dear, then we works on the rest of you." In the booth, the red glow of the lamps relaxed her to a point. She recalled her initial meeting with Palmice, and part of her wondered what he was doing at this moment in time. Mix a guy, with beer, and a beach, and the combination could be deadly. Hell, mix Savannah, beer, and a beach and the combination could be down right cataclysmic. She grinned slightly. Her next stop would be locating him on the planet and having a little "chat" with him. For that, it shouldn't take too long and her uniform would be appropriate enough. No sense giving the boy a heart attack on their second meeting. 'DING' "Okay, outcha go." The busty woman arched an eyebrow as Savannah exited the both of color. Nodding her head, she motioned to the screen. "You can get dressed now." "Thank god." McAlister muttered. Turning, she went behind the screen that was basically useless and came out in a minute, fully dressed in regulation uniform. "Don't be thanking god yet, I'm not done with you." Motioning towards a chair, McAlister was silently ordered to sit. Three more hours passed as she was plucked, primped, and salacked. She didn't feel like herself, she felt like a painted cow. The three hours gave her plenty of time to reflect on her life so far. It wasn't much of one at all. Perhaps, as Vaughn had stated, Bob could be her saving grace. Snorting, she wondered how much fun behaving would actually be. "Finished." McAlister's interest was perked. "Really? Finally?" Helga stood in front of her, with one hand on the chair ready to turn it towards the mirror. "I have out done myself this time." The pride in her voice was as abundant as her breasts. Spinnning the chair around, Savannah came face to face with the woman that she was meant to be. "Wow." The woman that glanced back at her was polished and fine. Gone was the pitiful excuse for a woman and in her place was a female that any male would be proud to call her his. "Your boyfriend will be happy." Helga clucked with a certain contentment. "I don't have one." She chided back. "You will soon." "Highly doubt it. No man alive could put up with my crap." Arching her eyebrows, she slid out of the chair and headed to a shuttle to find a certain male. =/\= Shuttlebay - Starbase BoB =/\= Newly found as a hive of activity, Felix wilted sweatily at the congregation of people. Several landing papers and scrawled signatures later, he wondered when it would stop and he could go and have a drink. The thought was never far from his mind. From a near-view window he could see the planet below, where in half an hour another transport would tear upwards, ending the four-hour sanctuary for certain BoB inhabitants, many of whom would be reluctant to leave. He muttered something to himself and nodded blithely to any familiar faces. A certain familiar face that probably at some point haunted his dreams materialised. "Your enthusiasm for work is overwhelming, de l'Isle," Yus Omar remarked drily, a comment provoked by observing him pace restlessly within a 3-foot radius. "Ah, Omar. Nice to see you back in your own colours. Although I hear that white might be more the thing for you at the moment." Felix folded his arms. "Unless the engagement has been annuled over issues of chocolate and our fearless leader?" "Hardly," Omar retorted. "Chocolate will be the theme of our wedding and our fearless leader," she cleared her throat pointedly to express her disapproval, "is invited to share in our joy." "I'm sure you weaned it out of him most subtly," he muttered. "An art in which you master." "I've mastered everything," Omar said airily. "But do tell, how is life treating you?" She studied his face and expression. "Fine, thanks." He ignored her, grumbling along. His head was sweaty and a couple of drops splashed down onto the console. For the most part Felix tried to forget that he was under the scrutineering eye of Yus Omar. "Overworked and underpaid." It was his usual answer. "Aren't we all?" Omar agreed. "But the weather is not all that warm and I don't think I'm intimidating enough to make you sweat like that." It was more of a question than a statement. "Atmospheric conditions. Heats up the cockpit. Too much coffee." Felix muttered over various whirrings from the computer. He was changing the schedule to try and get out earlier for the day. Omar looked a little concerned, but quickly hid it. "Are you okay?" "Fine." He closed his eyes, holding them closed firmly. "There's just a lot to do." The pilot in front of her was anything but okay. Omar thought quickly. "I could use a drink. When do you finish with this madding crowd?" "You? Omar? Inviting me out for a drink?" It was an expectable quip, but there was a bit of a sadness in his eyes that negated it. "There's an offer you don't refuse." "Then let's go," Omar was anxious to get to them bottom of it. "Give me a minute." It was taking something out of him to concentrate on the screen, but he was nearly done. He tried to pick up where he left off. The words danced slightly in front of him. Dear God, thought Omar, he's in worse shape than I ever thought. She was thankful she'd sent Baxter off with Nameless, MacDougal and Cherub, not expecting to run into de l'Isle. "You can do it later, Felix," she told him. "No, just let me finish," he growled, tapping away at the last few symbols on the screen. "Didn't think you were much of a drinker, anyway. Where do you want to go?" She hadn't thought about that. Racking her brain, she suggested, "How about Coda?" "One of your places. Not one of mine." There had been a big fight in Coda the night before over someone trying to scam free flights. He had refused, as had the bar chair he'd been holding. He didn't want to go back there in the next twenty-four hours - for once. She clenched her teeth in annoyance. "Fine. We can go anywhere *you're* comfortable with." "Somewhere that isn't on the Lower Promenade," he clarified, waiting for the computer to catch up with his roundabout machinations. "Alright. Are you done?" She tapped her foot impatiently as she waited for him to finish up. He slapped his hand on the screen. "Yes, sorry to hold up your timetable. Come on, let's go then." Felix marched out a few paces ahead of her, shouting something across the bay to one of his subordinates. Omar uncharacteristically trailed behind, not saying a word. Ordinarily he'd have received a tongue lashing but this time there was some vulnerability about him that tugged at her. "So what is it you want? Something on your mind?" He said this with a huff. He didn't know what he had to do with Omar's personal problems, except for garnering them as a source of gossip. She hesitated before speaking, wondering if she was too hasty in confronting Felix with his problem, whatever it was. "You don't look too good," she said quietly. "Me?" He snorted. "Don't be ridiculous. If you're going to join the gang of people that asks why I'm tired, then look at my schedule and bug off again." "This is definitely more than tiredness. Is something bothering you? Work ...personal relationships...?" Omar flailed desperately, grasping at the wind at what might be the source of Felix's distraction. Felix glared at her as they took the lift. "I see. So, what's Paxan been telling you?" "This is not about Paxan, Felix," Yus replied firmly. "This is about you. I don't know why I haven't noticed it before, but you've definitely changed." He exhaled mutinously. "No, I haven't." He folded his arms. "If you hung around me more often, you'd see that." Not, of course, that she would want to. "Yes, you have," she flatly contradicted him. "You looked so...listless at the last meeting. You used to be so full of zest for life." The lift stopped and they left. He frowned inexplicably at the lighting on the Promenade, ignoring the irony of what she had just said. It was too bright and colourful. "I'm still full of zest for life," he said, with paramount tones of the opposite. "It's most that life doesn't have much but pips in it at the moment." She stopped outside the Abode and surveyed it before turning to Felix and said, "Shall we?" Felix huffed as they went in. A couple of the BoBCats loitered, propping up the bar. He nodded to a holowaiter, who, if he accessed his memory data, might recognise the chief pilot. He pointed disheartenedly at a table. "That'll do. Unless you want to discuss either your or my private life at the bar." Omar cast him a glare that could freeze hell over. "Thought not." He took a chair. Any sense of chivalry was long gone. "A strong Long Island," he asked of the attendant light-trickery, who nodded. "And whatever she wants." "Today's special," she requested. When they were alone, "Aren't we the gentleman?" she dripped with sarcasm. "Be grateful. Besides, you invited. You pay." He shrugged and leant back, resting his feet on the table supports. "So." "So what?" Omar was still riled. "Apart from burrowing through my private life, of course, I expect you've been pretty busy. Have you started using your nearly-marital status to access the security cameras yet? You'd be able to follow my movements much more easily." Felix scratched at a loose bit of the tabletop and glared at her, somewhere between bored and irritated. "Felix," she began in clipped tones, enunciating every word as if he were a 5 year old, "I have better things to do with my life than monitor your movements. In fact, you're so predictable, I can bet I can find you in some bar after work every day." Felix shrugged, defiant. "Along with most of the rest of the crew." She continued, ignoring him. "And you probably get back completely wiped out in the morning." "If I get back at all." It wasn't far from the truth. "You're alcohol-dependent, aren't you?" she asked sadly. "Aren't we all," Felix said, with a hazy grin. "No. I'm not. And I can think of 50 other people on this base that I know who aren't." Felix figured that this was a safe tack to keep her on, so let it continue. "Say I'm drinking a bit more lately. Is that the reason for this particular natter?" "Well, I'd like to discourage you from this particular habit of bingeing before you completely overload and kill yourself." He allowed a sharp intake of breath. "I'm nowhere near overloading. A man's allowed to be stressed out by his job." "Yes, he is, but it's preferable he doesn't kill himself stressing out." She glared at him. "If you get what I mean." "Let me summarize," he said, not lowering his voice as the waiter delivered the drinks, left the bill and scurried away. "You brought me here to give me an ear-bashing. I thought I should give you the courtesy of informing you it's not working." "Then tell me what will, because you desperately need help, Felix." Felix wasn't really listening. He felt suddenly queasy, a spell he had noticed coming on more lately. Out of nowhere his stomach would moan and behave like he hadn't eaten in days, with a sudden pain that made him catch his breath. He sat upright afterwards, ignoring the incident completely. "What?" he asked, by way of requesting that she repeat herself. It came out as a snappy bark. Yus watched him, aghast at how ghostly grey his face had become, and the leathery lines snaking across. He'd never looked this old or haggard before. Where was silly old Felix, the one who annoyed her crew, made silly jokes, checked out girls and basically loved being himself? The man in front of her was a complete stranger. A tired, ill stranger. "Never mind," he said, crossing tracks of thought, as though it had been him that brought something up in the first place. He sipped at his ice tea. "Are you on anything more than alcohol, Felix?" she asked him upfront. She was certain he wouldn't tell the truth, but they were close enough for her to read his body language. "Donuts? Kebabs?" Felix's pupils had expanded like an over-stretched piece of cloth, and his jaw was set on edge. "Drop it, Omar." "You're on drugs," she whispered in horror. Felix crossed his arms. "Think what you like, woman." His defensive body language confirmed that she'd hit the nail on the head. It suddenly made sense. The irritability, the ill-health, his perpetual relationship issues. He'd always been a pain, but a tolerable one. She'd never admit it, but she enjoyed the banter and insults which were inevitably exchanged - she even enjoyed being teased by him. "You need help," she repeated for the umpteenth time that day. The pilot sagged in his chair. "Fine, Omar, think whatever you like. Then tell it to Vadai and let the whole station hear about it. You know what? I really don't care." It sounded more general than a musing on a state of gossip. "Do you really?" asked Omar, "Or are you just fed-up with the way your life has turned out?" "I can give you a list of things I'm fed up with." He sounded venomous. Felix sucked some more of the cocktail out of the glass. "But you probably know them all already, so what's the point?" The end of the question was choked as something below him rumbled aggressively. "The point is you *can* get help. But you must want the help, otherwise it's all futile," she said earnestly. The sigh was drawn out. "If you want to get me into the infirmary, you'll have to sedate me and drag me there. And I'd dare you to try and get close enough." She was in a quandry. Omar was torn between reporting him to the relevant authorities and dealing with the relevant repercussions which could include a demotion or a jail-term. And yet, not getting him the help he needed but was oblivious to could cost him his life. "I won't, Felix," she said with dignity when she had finally decided. "It's your life, and your decisions to make. But if you need someone to talk to or lean on, you know where to find me." Felix eyed her, still catching his breath. He didn't go to speak. He regarded Omar for a moment and then leaned back in his chair, gazing across the room as if nothing existed. She stood up and keyed in the credit for her drink and Felix before wondering if she was inflicting harm on him by asking him out for a drink. Without a word, she walked out of Abode. =/\= Main Operations - Starbase BoB =/\= "Tractors?" Jack Angel sat at his console and scrolled through the new "orders" that had been sent to him by the acting XO, Lieutenant Parvis Maru. He didn't know what the hell this was all about, but he assumed that a Counselor would be more stable than this. Then he remembered where he was and wondered why he expected the man to be anymore stable than the rest of the staff. He opened the orders and appended his own message to it, and programmed it to be sent to all Operations personnel. The message read "These socalled orders are to be ignored. This department has better things to do with it's time than scanning for farm equipment. Any future orders are to be ignored as well, unless counter-signed by Major Vaughan or until such a time as I'm convinced that he's not an idiot." Jack filed the orders under "crap" and turned back to what had become his obsession, the mystery planet. As it had been since the day it appeared, the bloody thing was displayed on his screen. He stared at it, as he did most days, and waited for it to up and disappear...but it never did. It just sat there, in space, with this annoying solidity about it. Unlike pretty much everyone else on the station, Jack had yet to venture down to the surface. The idea had begun to creep up in his mind a few times now, but he kept forcing it back down again. There was a very primal instinct tapping away at the back of Jack's brain telling him not to go down there, and Jack had long ago learned to pay heed to those instincts. His eyes ran over the details of the planet, picking out the now failure landmarks. He watched the atmosphere twist away below him, and the clouds float by. The few communications satellites in orbit gleamed in the sunlight... Jack arched an eyebrow and focused his attention on the satellites. They were fairly simplistic devices, standard for the technology level of these people. Most likely they emitted radio signals in every direction... "Computer, access the sensor logs from the time the planet appeared to today. Analyze and isolate all comm signals from the orbital satellites." The computer bleeped to indicate it had crunched the digital numbers and spit out the required info. "Collate the data into standard communications protocols and display on my screen." Again the computer bleeped, and this time it spit out a nice neat table with several categories based on signal frequency and specific word association, such as personal communiqués and computer signals, etc. Jack leaned in and began to scroll through the list... The first thing that struck Jack as odd was the almost total lack of mention of the arrival of the Starbase. While some of the signals certainly contained mention of the new visitors, it was remarkably small. You'd hardly realize that anything unusual had happened to these people by reading these records. Jack spent the next 30 minutes skimming through the messages, looking for something more than mild surprise at the current events - he found none. To the Felim people, this was no more worthy of comment than a rainy day. The attitude did seem to mesh with the reported cultural norms...the Felim were an exceedingly polite people, and very much aware of personal space. Prying into the affairs of others was considered culturally rude, and this seemed to be reflected in the communications logs. But even cultural taboos had their limits...this lack of interest was just down right weird! "My god, it's like finding a planet of Canadians." Jack muttered. He cleared the record on his display and filed it for further analysis. He then turned back to the display and stared at the image of the planet...there just had to be more to this. He just knew it. "Masquerade" =/\= Argellius =/\= The morning of the Ascencion ceremony dawned bright and clear, belying the grave and quiet atmosphere that surrounded the House. Standing in front of the mirror, Ron twitched the cuffs of the heavily-starched cream-colored shirt inside the sleeves of the fitted formal jacket, trying to find an acceptable fit. Mulder just stood a little way back, watching with some bemusement as the familiar Ron she knew was transformed into a picture-book hero. The pants and jacket were a deep purple-black, fitted in a body-conforming fashion. The coat ended just at the hips, with brasswork buttons, gold epaulets and slight trim at the cuffs. She rather thought it suited him - he had the build and figure to carry it off. She noticed all the little details - the stiff collar ending just under the neck, which looked somewhat uncomfortable. A doubly wrapped sash around his waist of some cream color with a black leather belt and scabbard hanging from it completed the ensemble. Ron fumbled with the interior hook and button of the high collar. "I *hate* these things - always have. I'm glad Starfleet has passed beyond this stage of barbarism and into comfortable uniforms." He grimaced and hissed as he pinched his neck again. "Here, let me do it," she swatted his hands away and deftly finished off fastening it for him. Standing back to survey the finished result she nodded approval. "Rather tasty, actually, in a fairy-tale prince sort of way." She grinned at him, with a cheeky wink. "Regardless of how it *looks*, I still think I should've worn my 'fleet dress Medicals. I don't want certain people getting the wrong idea about my affiliations with this House.' "But this *is * still your House - regardless of what has happened. It's your heritage, after all." "My attachments to this House died with my Mother. I have no love for that manipulative son-of-a-bitch that runs it now, nor for any of his cronies, hangers-on or other forms of lower life that seem to orbit around him. The Name of my House needs to be purged in blood and honor but that's just a *bit* archaic nowadays. So, instead, I'll do it *my* way." "What do you mean?" He smiled down at her as he took her hands into his. "Just. be flexible, and ready for my signal. I don't know *what* will happen today - but I plan to bring that man to his knees, once and for all." "Ron. now you're starting to scare me. If I'm to do a decent job helping you I need to know just what you've got in mind." "Ah." He waved a hand in dismissal at her semi-protest. "You *worry* too much, Mulder. What could *I* possibly do?" A mischievous wink accompanied the bland protest. "That's *precisely * what worries me," she said in fond exasperation. "'Sides - you look absolutely *lovely*, m'dear." Ron had specifically had another set of motorcycle leathers hand-crafted for her in the same dark wine red he'd originally selected for their first date. The effect was something out of his dreams - ones that he wouldn't have admitted to anyone. The deeply colored leather, pale skin and raven hair combined into something that was sensuously dangerous - and gave the Aarian an aura of sinister threat that he hoped he could capitalize on later today - if the need arose, of course. "Hmm," she gave him a reproving look. "I'm not so sure about that. I look like one of those warrior-chicks from a holo-Dungeons and Dragons campaign. All I need is a sword that turns into a blazing dagger of fire and a fighting ability level of one thousand, and I can go hunt the evil mage-paladin of Azeroth accompanied only by a troll called Ugg and a small pixie of indeterminate gender. Ron, I look like a fantasy-babe with big bazookas!" Ron gave her a surprised, look, and burst out into laughter. "Well, perhaps I *like* you that way!" "You're impossible, Jerillion!" she leapt on him, amused despite everything, trying to land a few hits. "I'm going to slap you SO hard." More chuckles, as he ducked the swats that came within inches of connecting. "Hey!" He chortled. "Knock it off, now - I was- Ow!" He grabbed an arm, grinning. "Look, Mulder - right now, you look dark and dangerous - and everything a woman *shouldn't* be in the High Houses of Argellius." Mulder nodded, starting to comprehend - although she didn't like the ethos, she could understand the logic behind it. "I *need* that, as much for psychological warfare as to show I am separate from my House. You're my ace-in-the-hole - and I want them wondering about you, watching you, from the moment you walk in. Fear, concern, curiosity - they'll distract attention from me, and put the focus on you." He paused a moment, looking into eyes as deep and dark as space itself. "Can you handle that?" The moment stilled as she smiled slowly and tenderly, "Of course I can. Don't doubt it for a moment. I understand what you're doing here, and for what it's worth I agree. We need *every* last whisper of help we can get. Just so long as you *never * show anyone the holo-pics of me looking like this." Giving him a heartfelt look she whispered, "We'll win, Ron - you and me. Together, there is *nothing* we cannot do. Whatever the odds, I'm with you." "Good." He pulled her in close, pressing his lips against hers, drinking in the smell, the taste, the *feel* of her next to him. "We should get going." "Yeah." she murmured, giving another kiss for luck. A knock sounded on the door. "Lord Jerillion? Your place has been announced, sir." Ron cleared his throat, and stated quietly, "Thank you." He gently eased himself out of their embrace, and paused to stare into Mulder's eyes before holding an elbow out to Mulder. When she took it, the pair headed out the door. =/\= Felim Central Archives - Planet Faylinn =/\= Parvis slogged his way through another dusty tome. Waving a tricorder over the page, his PADD lit up with the image of the document, then it overlaid a translation of the words and phrases it found onto the image. "This one isn't so bad. The translation matrix is working very well on this text," Parvis said. "Yes, that one is one of our older volumes, from a similar era to one of the ones you scanned to train your device." Professor Hellon leaned in to see what Parvis had found. Parvis' security escort coughed in the ever-growing cloud of dust the books were giving off. He moved back a few more seats. Parvis' newlyretained pair of extra bodyguards had gone in search of evidence of Mitsuko elsewhere in the facility. Which meant they were playing cards up on the surface level of the building. "I take it you are a specialist in this sort of research?" Hellon asked. "Oh, no. Officially, I'm a Counselor on the station. Sort of a psychologist, doctor for the brain, of sorts. But, you wouldn't know it from what they have me doing most days. The boss seems to enjoy reassigning me to different and unpleasant tasks on a whim." "Well, you must be important. For all of these guards to escort you." "Yes. Indeed." Parvis turned back to the text, flipped the page and scanned again. This one had very little writing, just some names inscribed below a portrait. "Ah, one of the leaders from a bygone era. I don't recognize the name." Hellon studied the portrait for a moment before reaching to turn the page for Parvis. "Wait. This is odd. He doesn't seem to have, um, some of your features. The ears seem more rounded, and no hints of the, um," Parvis motioned at Hellon's face indicating his cranial ridges. "Surely you don't think we'd all look the same, do you?" Hellon stared at Parvis, mortified. "Oh, of course not. And this yellowish tinge to the portrait, maybe it is aged and damaged." Parvis turned the page quickly, embarrassed over the apparent insult. Parvis scanned a page of text. "It is just that, well, the features I see in you and the others here today seem to be in more of the modern pictures, but not so much in the older ones. Curious." "Yes, well, artists do improve through the ages, yes?" Hellon offered. "Well, in general, perhaps." Parvis recalled some of Raoul's works. Perhaps, being a student of centuries of artistic expression, Raoul was the modern pinnacle of artistic vision? "Ah, now this, this is interesting." Hellon pointed at the page Parvis was reviewing. "This is some of the earliest documentation of what you might call our early technological age. The first artificial lighting devices. It really shook things up, as I'm sure it did on most worlds. The combined influences of having light on demand, plus the necessary infrastructure to ensure power to the devices as they spread. They were a turning point in our culture." "Of course, as they should have been. When was this, again?" Parvis tapped his PADD to scroll back through scanned pages, looking for timeline references. "Oh, I'm not sure, really." Hellon turned the page again, hurrying through the text. "Here it is. This isn't too long ago, perhaps six or seven hundred of our standard years. Remarkable." "Is that fast, by your, what did you call it, Federation, standards?" "Oh, not too bad. Some cultures move faster than others. You appear to have done well," Parvis smiled. He picked up his PADD and flipped to the timeline data he was collecting. Tapping, he put in the indicators of the move from medieval to technological society into the appropriate place. "This is amazing. Such a lengthy history, evidence of written records documented so many millenia ago." Parvis looked around the table at the other volumes. "The other thing we should be looking for, where are the records of the peoples that have visited this world previously? Perhaps we could find something in them to give us some clues about where you came from." "That is to say, where you came from." Hellon smiled at Parvis, waggling a finger. "Remember, it is your station that appeared in our sky." "Of course. Maybe you ran into the Romulans. Or the Ferengi. Oh, I do hope it wasn't the Orions. Or the Sayl'reth, those are big scary lizard monsters..." Parvis noticed Hellon flinch. "Sayl'reth?" Parvis asked. "That word is familiar. We pronounce something like it, it varies a bit by region. It is an old tale told to the children. The lizards will get you if you misbehave, or stay out too late, that sort of thing. Mostly in the rural areas anymore, some of the tales they conjure up to associate with it are rather grotesque and crude." "This is something, we should investigate, perhaps there are some records to give this legend some foundation." Parvis scanned the table, looking for a likely book amongst the anonymous volumes they had hefted from the archives. "Here, try this one," Hellon eagerly pointed at a smaller tome. "Yes," Parvis opened it and stopped short. He stared, bug-eyed, at what was on the page. Hellon peered over his shoulder. "What have you, oh. I'm sorry, that appears to be from our collection of antique erotica. I wonder how that got out here? I'll just take that to refile downstairs," Hellon reached for the book, smiling innocently, only to have Parvis twist his body to block. "No, no, let me consider this for a bit. There might be important cultural clues in here." Parvis flipped the page to study another exotic portrait, the documents on his PADD forgotten. =/\= 2nd XO Office - Upper Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Paxan sat behind the desk to her dingy office and stared at the PADD in her hand. Her eyes ached dully at the illuminated words that she seemed to have been staring at for what felt like days. She rubbed her temples and flexed the muscles in her back - was this really what being apart of Command was like? Although she was tired and mentally sapped, the feeling felt good in a strange way. She knew it wouldn't always be this simple but she was beginning to realize that their was more to life in Starfleet that analyzing astrometric readings and genetic codes. Dealing with people and making the big decisions was also a factor. A knock at the door interrupted Paxan's contemplation and she looked up to see the partial view of Baxter Mattingly standing on the other side of her broken door. Baxter yawned. "Hey!" he called out. "Anybody home? Anyone who wants chocolate?" He glanced around the door and held out his hand which held a chocolate bunny. "Baxter, Hey...thanks for coming by so quickly," said Paxan as she stood and hurried around the desk to help pry the door further back, "Come on in." "What's cooking?" he asked. "That door needs some work. Have you asked engineering to get damage control over here?" Paxan smiled and shook her head as she eyed the door, "Engineering has more important things to do that worry about a broken door. From what I hear, your fiancé' is working like crazy just keeping this old station from falling into orbit of Faylinn. I think I can live with a busted door and this office is only temporary anyway." "Yep," she's sure been busy, "But we're going to be relaxing a little to talk about the wedding. That's the always talked about, but never happening wedding. That's going to change really soon." "Everyone is looking forward to the wedding," she said with a grin as she ushered him inside and motioned to a seat before alighted into her own chair on the far side of the desk, "I needed to talk to you about the station's bank." Baxter went in and sat down after she did. He kept looking back at the door. "What about the bank?" he asked. "People don't in general trust me around them." "Apparently we have some very squirrelly merchants onboard who feel their money isn't as secured as they'd like, what with the appearance of a mystery planet below us and some other unfortunate incidents at the FedBank already," she said with a sigh, "...I can't say I blame them." "But things are just as secure as they ever were," Baxter stated. "Yes, there's a new oddity in the vicinity, but that doesn't mean security is completely blind. Still, I suppose we do have to keep the customers satisfied, so to speak." "Right, so with your help I would like to get something in the works to calm their fears." "Hmm," Baxter said offering more chocolate. Paxan smiled and accepted the offered bit of chocolate, "Thanks," she said with a smile. Mattingly sure loved his chocolate and wasn't afraid to show it, "So...what kind of options can the security department offer me in bettering the banking system?" "Twenty armed Klingons with mega-zapper rifles and brute force on guard duty 24 hours a day," Baxter said without blinking. "Or I have tiny little robo ants that patrol the bank night and day and beam signals to an alert security staff of any movement in the bank and vaults. There are also the hidden spies in the plants trick, but that hasn't worked well since 1897." She thought it over for a moment. The idea of twenty armed security guards seemed a bit obsessive. One perhaps would be more reasonable but she wasn't completely sold on the tiny-robo ants idea, although she should have expected Baxter to think outside the box - after all, he is the one who came up with the now famous inflatable donut defense system. "I like the idea, more or less. It might work," she said, "What about the money itself...I'm concerned about thieves who think up unimaginable ways to get at the large stock of money on the other side of the vault." "I suggest hidden micro-tracers be placed in certain credits, funds and valuables in the bank so if anyone does grab something, we can find it," Baxter stated. "How does that sound?" Paxan nodded and furrowed her brow, "It sounds expensive." "I could offer you a mean accountant," he added. The young woman sighed, "I have the feeling we'd need an entire accounting firm to balance the budget it would take for these kinds of changes," she said with an exasperated sigh and a nibble from her chocolate rabbit. "What about if we go back to basics?" she asked as she skimmed through the PADD. "Basics are good, however, I can provide those things from my ever ready stash of stuff, at no additional cost," he grinned. "What did you have in mind?" "Things like super reinforced bulkheads, ultra sensitive surveillance systems and transport inhibitors," she said as she tapped the stylus to her chin, "Also, we could relocate the bank to a closer area near security and I like the idea of a full time security guard." "Just relocating the bank would make it safe," Baxter said. "No one could find it for awhile. Still, relocation does have its downside. What if someone trailed us?" Paxan smiled, "It's not a perfect solution but it would be more effective than what we have now. Not to mention, I think the FedBank customers would feel better about leaving their money. And if all goes well, then we could certainly upgrade in the future with your robo-ants," she said with a hopeful grin. Baxter looked at Paxan. "It was the ants that caused you to doubt my plan, wasn't it?" Baxter said. "You have the same look Mulder gets when I tell her about my security systems. Okay, we'll do it your way. But sometime, let me show you the ants." The young woman grinned from behind her PADD. The comparison to Mulder was definitely a compliment and a welcome one considering her injured pride at having Parvis promoted over her during this temporary situation. "It's a deal, Baxter," she said, "But we still need to get this approved by Vaughan first. I'll let you know how it goes." =/\= Cade's New Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Paxan Brey stepped into Cade Vaughan's office, or at least the office he was using while in temporary command of the station. The marine CO had always seemed like a fairly reliable man, to the young woman but based on his choice in XO she was beginning to rethink her position on the subject. Acting XO Maru had issued orders for a bodyguard to remain with her at all times while aboard the station which meant that she had spent even more time with Marine sniper Drake Bastian than she had intentionally planned. It wasn't all bad though, Drake had proven him self to be very easy to talk to and a trustworthy friend. With him waiting outside now, Paxan smiled as she approached Acting Commander Vaughan. "Afternoon, Lieutenant. Have a seat." Cade waved her toward one of the chairs opposite the desk from him and finished tapping away at the computer before looking back at her. "How's everything going?" She sat in the chair offered and crossed her legs, "Doing fine, sir. Thanks for asking," she said with a confident smile, "I stopped by to talk to you about the bank situation." "Bank situation?" Cade thought about the visit to the brig and his 'interview' of that pikey bastard for a moment. "Besides the robbery, there's something else?" The young woman wasn't surprised that he didn't know about it as she was fairly certain he had much more pressing problems to worry about without having to referee a bunch of shop owners. "Apparently some of the customer who had been using the Federation bank feel that their latinum is not secure enough," said the young woman, "I've held a meeting with the concerned parties as well as with Baxter Mattingly to discuss ways of fixing the problem." "You have?" Cade's first reaction was to be impressed. He wouldn't have thought that Brey would show such initiative. "And did your little cabal come up with any solutions to the concerns?" Paxan nodded, "Actually we do have a few ideas," said the young woman, "Basically, the bank customers want security. BoB may not be the most advanced station but the business that comes through this place is...well, let's just say, there's a lot. So, we feel that we need to reinforce the security measures around a free-standing bank space on the Promenade." "Okay," he said but the tone said, "Please continue." "Namely, we will need a whole new space...preferably somewhere centrally located and as close to security as possible," se said while handing him a small PADD that had been in her hand, "You'll also notice reinforced bulkheads around the entire parameter and transporter scramblers installed inside the bank-to avoid theft or break in." "Very impressive," he murmurred as he reviewed the information she left. "So, it looks like you have just about everything covered here." Lieutenant Brey smiled proudly, "I was hoping I could get your input on the project. Perhaps you have some thoughts on improving the plan?" "Three things that I can see." He set the padd down. "One, we need to find an actual location, but that shouldn't be too hard. There's a few unused spaces on the Upper Promenade that should be large enough. Second is engineering. For a project like this we should probably outsource the construction to a civilian firm that is familiar with bank construction. Lieutenant Omar and her people are very good, but you don't have a renowned pastry chef cook prime rib if you know what I mean." The analogy caught Paxan as funny as she chuckled good naturedly, "Very true, sir." "Last thing is the sentient element. No matter the construction, no matter the automated security, sentient beings are still going to be needed to protect the premises." He scratched his chin. "Appropriate measures will have to be taken doing background checks on employees, especially security personnel. Until people are found to fill those slots, and I can't believe I'm saying this, we should look at contracting the internal security of the new bank location. And the only security contractors on the station belong to Badger Gamble." She blinked, "Badger Gamble...the bounty hunter?" she asked. Paxan hadn't had very many dealing with the man but the stories were well known. Her brother had fought along side him during the Trinn occupation (or was it the arachnid invasion?) and he had spoken highly of his fighting techniques but was still a little unnerved by his character. "I've had...dealings...with Mr. approach him about the idea and "It'll probably be an arm and a bill, not us," he finished with Gamble in the past," Cade started. "I'll see what he would charge." He sighed. leg, but FedBank will be footing the a smile. "That's good to hear," she said, "There are also several addendums on the list of other things that Baxter and I talked about-one being tiny roboants that would patrol the area twenty-four hours a day. It might be something to consider down the road." "Robo-ants?" Cade glanced at the padd again. "I'll look forward to reading the full proposal on that one..." Paxan nodded and stood from her chair, "Alright then," she said as flexed the tense muscles in her fingers, "I'll begin getting quotes from some independent contractors and also scouting out possible locations for the FedBank, if that's alright with you?" "Consider the project yours, Lieutenant." Cade sat back in his chair. "I'll back you on your decisions as long as they are within reason and you can justify them to me. As for the locations, I would think that there's really only one or two on the Upper Promenade that they'd be interested in. I'll put a block on them until FedBank decides which one they want. Anything else?" The young woman turned away and walked several steps towards the door then stopped suddenly. It had been a nagging question in her mind but Paxan had wanted to not bring it up. Dwelling on the fact of Parvis temporary promotion over felt childish and out of character for the young woman. Paxan didn't like the feeling of jealousy she was experiencing but couldn't help the way she felt about it. Cade could tell there was something eating at her, and he thought he had a pretty good guess as to what it was. "What's on your mind, Lieutenant?" Turning back, Paxan looked at Cade, "Oh, just one thing," she began, "I was just wondering if I should send my report on the FedBank through Lieutenant Maru or just bring it directly to you, sir?" She chickened out in broaching the subject at the last minute. Cade smiled. "I think we can dispense with going through Mr. Maru on this one. He's got enough on his plate right now, I think, with his antitractor measures." Paxan couldn't help but laugh. Cade may not have good sense in who he assigns to temporary executive officer status but at least he had a sense of humor. "Yes, straight to me." He nodded his head to emphasize the point. "I want to be kept close to this situation, understood?" "Absolutely, sir," she affirmed, "I'll keep you posted on further developments." "Good." He waved a hand to shoo her out of the office. "Now go and be useful someplace other than my office, if you please." Turning to leave once again, Paxan allowed a feint smile to break across her face. Her earlier impression of Vaughan hadn't been that stellar at first, but she was quickly changing her opinion. Perhaps he had underestimated her and was now realizing his error, she thought. It certainly had been that way with her. Brushing thoughts of imagined inadequacy aside, Paxan Brey headed out the door to tackle the numerous problems that had sprung up this week. =/\= Infirmary - Starbase BoB =/\= Alternating chewing on her bottom and top lips, Shinandra went through the small bag she'd packed one last time. She still really wasn't sure she even *wanted* to go down to the planet, but a part of her was feeling that she had no choice. To further convince herself of this, she decided that maybe a 'working' vacation was in order. It would help get her mind off... everything and accomplish something useful. The knuckles rapping on the door jamb belonged to a burly Trill with Sergeant's stripes on his arms. The sewn nametag over the fatigue shirt's breast pocket said, "DREXER." The marine smiled. "Doctor Alleir? Sergeant Kam Drexer. I'm one of Major Vaughan's combat medics." The knock made her jump slightly, as on edge as she was. Forcing a weak smile, she glanced at the man standing in her door way. "Ah, yes, hello, Sergeant," she greeted a little absently, trying to pull herself back to respectable. "You're a medic?" she asked, surprised suddenly to recall that fact, since he was going as protection escort and all. (She hadn't seen Vaughan in a while, both circumstance and fear of dying from embarressment after recent events, but the 'Major' part still sparked a note, but she just went with it.) "Yes, ma'am. He thought that in addition to the bodyguard work that I may be able to assist you with some of your research since we speak 'medicalese,' I think is what he called it." To this, she couldn't help a quiet laugh. Medicalese..."That sounds like something the...Major would say," she said with a slight smile. Looking down to check her back again. 'Nandra, quit acting like an idiot.' She forced herself to close it and put it over her shoulder. "Shall we head out?" she asked, trying to seem like she was looking forward to this. "After you, ma'am. The shuttle's waiting on us." The marine, who topped Cade by nearly 6 inches, seemed to fill half the hallway as he plowed toward the shuttlebay. After a few minutes of walking, Shinandra glanced towards the marine she'd be spending the next couple hours with. Something stirred in her mind, but she ignored it. "Since we're going to be traipsing about down there for a bit, you're welcome to call me Nandra if you like. Most people do," she said, starting to force herself to relax a little. He shook his head emphatically. "Wouldn't feel comfortable with that, Lieutenant, you being an officer and all; even though we're in separate branches." "Truly?" Nandra asked with simple curiosity, glancing sidelong and upwards at the man walking beside her. She was finally starting to feel herself relax, if only a little and despite that the marine she walked beside was taller than her by over a foot - she'd gotten used to that. "I trust it's nothing personal," she joked faintly, with a smile. "No, ma'am, it's just that protocol and formalities get ingrained pretty good during basic training." The following shrug was as if to imply that it was a perfectly natural social divide. She nodded, "I can understand that. I went in to Starfleet late, and even so, never really had much care for protocols that I thought weren't vital to my work." She chuckled lightly, "Though I'm getting better at it." She paused thoughtfully. Finding that actually talking to someone was helping her, she tried to find a way to keep it going. "So...if you don't mind my asking, how'd you come to join the marines?" He smiled down at the diminutive (comparitively) doctor. "My intent had been to join the marines, see the galaxy, and then go back to school, but after a couple of years, it kind of gets in your blood. I got sent to the medics school and a year later came out a Combat Triage and Trauma Stabilization Specialist." "Back to school?" she asked curiously, "What were you interested in studying?" "I was at a university for a year as pre-med, actually xenobiology with the intent of medical school later." He paused and let her walk into the shuttlebay first. "But, campus life bored me and I wanted adventure." Her smile was one of interest and understanding. "I went to Medical School, the whole nine yards, and believe me, it was boring." She laughed quietly as they went through the process of boarding the shuttle and walking to a pair of seats. "Then I went through Starfleet Medical some years later and it was more of the same, although over all worthwhile." She paused, "Do you ever think of going back?" As they sat down in the shuttle, he took her kit and stowed it under his seat next to his own. "No, ma'am, not anymore. I enjoy what I'm doing too much to stop and go back. Maybe when I grow up," he added with a wide smile. Nandra laughed lightly, "Growing up is optional," she stated. She felt the tension start to return a little, but ignored it. "Besides, the training you have now is basically the same, just a different subspeciality - though just as vital." "So, I'm told," he said quietly. "I just like the fact that I've got a specialty in the marines that allows me to be useful even when I'm not pulling a trigger." She smiled and then let the quiet hang for a moment, before determining that she didn't like the quiet too much right now. "What do you think about this whole planet business?" she asked, "I haven't actually had the chance to talk to many people about it. Quite frankly, it weirds me out a little, but...hard to resist the opportunity." "Well, Lieutenant, I can only speak for myself, but I think it's going to go one of two ways." He leaned back against the wall of the shuttle, trying to get comfortable in the turbulence. "Either this is exactly what it appears to be and we're the next DS-9 with a Risa chaser or the planet is going to turn into a giant space slug that's going to swallow us whole." "Aye, I had that in mind, too," she grinned this time, liking the way he thought. "I'm not allowed to scan them, but am allowed to take a look at their hospital. It's always good to be able to do stuff like that every now and then, broaden horizons, gather information and all that." She chuckled, "Plus, I've an occasionally curious nature and this seems as good a target as anything..." Her smile became wry, "I just hope it doesn't all go south on us." The Sergeant winked across the shuttle at her. "If it does, that's why I've got my best friend with us," he said patting the phaser pistol in his thigh holster. "Always prepared for anything, eh?" she asked with a faint smile. Normally, she didn't like weapons, but events in recent history had shown her their use...and the use of preperation. He shrugged. "Just a precaution. In the absence of having an actual Intelligence detachment on board, we're doing the best we can, compiling our observations, but so far, no threats are showing up on the board." Shinandra nodded thoughtfully. "It's at least a start, I suppose. Perhaps things will continue in a good direction..." Then she smiled, "At least a girl can always hope, right?" =/\= Short While Later...Faylinn =/\= On firm ground for the first time in a long while, the Doctor couldn't help but take a deep breath and smile. "It is beautiful," she commented quietly, "It's prettier than Erris II." "Erris II?" "Where I too, but although thinking I wasn't was born," she explained, "New Babel Colony. It's nice there, much warmer. You're accustomed to it if you're born there, I never really liked it." She chuckled, wondering why she was of home so much now. Must be the planet. "Maybe that was a sign meant to be there." "I'm a firm believer that you are wherever you were meant to be at any given time, Lieutenant, whether by fate or by choice." He handed her back her medical kit and started walking toward the edge of the landing pad. She shrugged and then looked around. "Have you been down here yet, or this your first time, too?" "Third time, ma'am. First one was with the group that came down with Major Vaughan to see the local Felim garrison in their version of Parade Formation and to start making some initial plans for a joint tactical exercise. Second time was escorting a Bajoran family to the beach...the parents were nice, but their three kids were absolute terrors to keep an eye on." Not being able to help it, Nandra laughed faintly at that. "Kids often are," she replied, "I just hope that your trip down here with me won't prove to be as troublesome." "Oh, if you gave me that much trouble, Lieutenant, I'd just stun you and drag you back to the base," he deadpanned. "Oh my, if I am that much trouble, I may just end up shooting myself for you," she joked lightly. She didn't really plan on getting shot by anyone today, although who does...Either way, she planned to be little trouble. She still wasn't sure she even wanted to *be* here. He scratched at an imaginary itch on his cheek to hide the grin. "If you say so, ma'am." Smiling back at him, she settled on her hand on her hip. "Well...since you've already been down here, perhaps you know the direction of the hospital? I was told that I could go take a look and I'd like to do so while I'm here." "No, but..." He led her toward the road/path that was the direct route to the heart of the city and got the attention of a patrolling law enforcement type. A brief, very friendly exchange and they were on their way. "Fabulous," she said and the two began their journey towards the hospital. "Since I've no idea what I'm actually looking for," she began after a few moments, "If anything at all, I hope perhaps you'll be able to help me in general observation - catch anything...interesting...that I might miss?" "That what I'm here for, Lieutenant." He chuckled softly. "And the small matter of fighting our way to safety if it becomes necessary." She smiled, "It's much appreciated. There's only so many directions I can look in at once," she chuckled. "I've heard that the mothers of small children have eyes in the back of their heads, but that's not something I'm granted with: children or the second sight." "Nor I, ma'am, nor I. I guess we'll just have to make do with one pair apiece." He patted his belt. "Although I think a tricorder will help even the score for us." As they made their way to the edges of the main section of town, she laughed quietly. "So at least we're ahead of the game in that, then," she replied, then saw a large white building ahead of them. "Is that the main clinic?" she asked, because it looked like one...for more lovely than any she'd seen, particularly in having started her career at Mortigo, but still... "Must be..." "Must be," she repeated quietly, running one hand through her hair as they made their way to the front of the building. As they walked up the short steps, Kam's hand dropped to hover just over the pistol's grip from force of habit. "Nice airy building." The combat side of the combat medic noted the wide open doorways and windows that provided firing lanes and the thick pillars of the courtyard that could provide cover if needed. She glanced at him side long and couldn't help but recognize the look: intense, catching all details, planning..."Plotting an escape route?" she asked, half in earnest and half in jest. "Just thinking worst case scenario, ma'am." He glanced around and saw a Felim with a broad smile on her face coming out to meet them. "Welcoming committee?" Putting on her best professional smile, she nodded. "It would seem so..." she said as the rest of the steps between them and the Felim woman were crossed. "Hello, I am Doctor Tianna, Health Minister," the Felim greeted with a smile and open _expression. She was quiet for a moment before extending her hand. "Your custom of greeting," she said, half in question and half in statement. "It is," Nandra agreed, stepping forward and taking the proferred hand for a moment. "I'm Doctor Shinandra Alleir. I'm a Medical Officer on BoB. This is Sergeant Kam Drexer, a friend of mine who's come down with me to take a look and see what we can learn," she explained with only the slightest hesitation over what to title the man beside her. Saying, 'This is the marine they've sent me down with to make sure you don't all turn in to scary monsters and tear me limb from limb' probably wasn't the best way to go. "I'm a medic," Kam explained. "A lower level of medical provider from physician that trains for emergency treatment of trauma and severe illness." He, in turn, shook the diminutive Felim's hand. *What was it with every doctor around here being about 5 foot nothing?* Tianna dipped her head, "It is an honor to meet you both, especially those knowing of the medical realm. It is always enjoyable to get to know fellows of my profession," she continued. As far as Shinandra could tell, the woman seemed as open and friendly as she presented herself to be. "Indeed," Shinandra agreed. "I was wondering if you would have some time for us to talk to you about your facilities here?" she asked, moving right to business. "I understand about the restriction of taking scans of your people, I assure you, but perhaps you could answer some questions?" "Of course," Tianna waved them in to the hospital, turning and walking in. He winked at Nandra and patted the tricorder holstered on his web belt. Exchanging the glance with Drexer, she had the feeling that they were somewhat thinking on the same line, or at least close. So far, so good, but caution... It was certainly a beautiful building and quite large. Spacious and airy, there were even some windows open along the corridor that allowed the fresh air in. They walked down along a long white corridor and Nandra couldn't help but notice that even though they passed rooms that looked somewhat like the average hospital rooms, there were no patients. There was one room that looked to Kam to be a surgical suite, but the equipment was neatly stacked along the walls and the bed in the center devoid of anything except a clean, white sheet. It was bizarre to his mind, almost like the building was newly constructed and not in use yet. Finally, Doctor Tianna led them in to an office. Like the hospital, it was large and decorted all in light shades: white, pale greens and blues. The windows were open and a gentle breeze passed in through thing white curtains. They were waved to a pair of seats and Tianna offered them something to drink. "Thank you," Nandra said, accepting the cup although drinking from it with concealed hesitantcy. "Bottoms up," Kam intoned before swallowing a mouthful. It wasn't bad. Some sort of tropical fruit juice if he had to guess. A little too far on the tangy side, but enjoyable. "I'm not entirely sure where to start," Shinandra laughed quietly. "You have a lovely facility here." As she said this, she took a moment to observe the Felim woman sitting across from her and wondered again about the things she'd discovered in her research. Maybe she could ask, but it would have to be later... Tianna smiled, "Thank you. We feel that one should be comfortable during treatment, it helps the process, although we are a very healthy people, so much of our building is given to research." "Healthy is an understatement, Doctor," Kam said with a smile on his face. "I...we...haven't seen a single patient here. Is this typical or just a slow day?" "This is typical," Tianna replied easily, "Like I said, we are a very healthy people. We do have patients - they are just seen to on the upper levels." Kam's eyes narrowed slightly. The response was too easy, almost like it was practiced. What was wrong with the other patients that they were kept hidden from view? Shinandra nodded slowly. 'Wow,' she thought to herself. Starfleet people were pretty healthy, too, but still not quite anything compared to this. "You mentioned the upper levels," she continued, unsure of exactly what path it was she was jumping on here, but she was following it, "Would it be possible for you to show us around the building?" The other doctor shook her head, still with that serene smile, "I'm afraid not right now, as I have some meetings scheduled after our talk here, but perhaps another day? Tomorrow, or the day following?" Not exactly the answer she expected, but not a total surprise either... Nandra nodded, "Sure, that would be fine." She smiled, too. "Wonderful, then, I look forward to it," Tianna said and rose to her feet. "I fear that I must apologize for my tight schedule today. I am glad I was able to meet you, though." Surprised but endeavoring not to show it, Shinandra took the hint and got to her feet. Once they were outside again and the Doctor was gone, she looked over at Drexer. "Did that seem a little quick to you?" she asked. "She wasn't very interested in a long conversation, that's for sure, Lieutenant." She nodded, "She was perfectly nice about it...and we did show up unannounced..." she thought out loud. "But still..." Kam looked around. "This place is just a little on the creepy side of too nice." Chewing on her lower lip for a moment, Shinandra still wasn't satisfied with that. She wasn't going to fuss over it too much until she saw how the tour went. "Well, looks like I'm just due back," she chuckled faintly, thinking of how she hadn't even wanted to come down here in the first place at all, let alone more than once. "On the way back to the shuttle may I suggest a trip through the central plaza?" "You know, I think that sounds like a good idea," she decided, "Perhaps we should use a little of the time for some actual shore leave, since we're here anyways... "Good. When I was down here earlier, ma'am, I noticed a few things that I wouldn't mind picking up as presents." He patted a pocket that caused the strips of latinum to jingle before glancing down and grinning. "I can float you a loan 'til we get back if you need it, Lieutenant." Shinandra laughed quietly, "Don't worry, I've got it covered - but thanks," she replied as they started their trip back. A quiet voice, which was really getting damned annoying just showing up like that all the time, told her that it wouldn't be a problem as she didn't have anyone to buy presents for...except maybe Puggy. Yeah, she'd find something for Puggy and worry about the rest later. =/\= Sickbay - USS Caledonia =/\= Des bounced in to Sickbay with the usual vibrancy. "Zim!" she called, looking around. It was just now the beginning of the Duty Shift, but at least there were no patients. Plus, there was indeed a nurse running about somewhere, so she had the idea that there might be something to be found on the ship now next door. Having become acclimated to the lack of most things here, she knew that it was worth going and seeing if there was anyhting to be found. She had the feeling that this might just be right along her Ferengi crewmate's alley. "Zim!" she called, wondering if he was in. She walked in to the office and checked under the desk. Hm. No go. A pair of legs poking out a hatch at the far end of sickbay gave a little wiggle. The owner of the legs cursed, bumped his head attempting to wiggle out, and cursed again. Finally Zim dragged himself out of the hatch near the rougue stasis tube. He'd been trying to shut it off somehow. "Doc?" "There you are!" she walked out of the office with a cheerful brisk step and grinned. "How would you like to go on a scavenger hunt?" Rubbing at the bump on his head Zim was a little confused, "Scavenger hunt? What?" She chuckled, "Did you hear the Captain's message? Looks like we're cleared to go raiding on the ship...Zanzi-something, I think." "Oh yeah, the Zanzi-thing. I remember now." Zim pulled himself up and then dusted himself off. "A little raid might be just the thing." His greedy eyes lit up at the thought of all the things they might be able to get, not just in the way of supplies and equipment for sickbay. "I've got an anti-grav sled hidden somewhere that might come in useful...any idea if they had a sickbay?" asked Zim as he headed for the doors. Des shook her head, working to make her normally leggy strides (both by nature and by practice) match his. "Nah, I don't know much about it except that they've given us a green light to go find what we can." She paused, "You've got an anti-grav sled?" "Er yeah..." Zim grinned slightly, "Only a small one mind. I borrowed it off Engineering ages ago. For shifting warheads and furniture around." "I see," Des replied with a quiet laugh and a shrug as they made their way through the corridors. She could only guess that it was in his quarters, as that was the direction they were headed. As they got to Zim's quarters he scurried in and dragged out the small sled. It was exactly as he'd described it. "That'll probably be of use," she declared with a grin, then looked up and couldn't help a curious glance through the open doors. Zim blushed slightly, "I've been meaning to clean up for a while. Anyway..." He closed the door and led the way to the cranky transporter rooms. "They must have some supplies. I'm sure there's a regulation about first aid kits and stuff." "One would think," she replied, "But I'm not going to count on it over much. I mean...not everyone listens to regulations, or even can. You do what you have to, when and how you have to," she grinned again, "Isn't that like a Caledonia motto or something?" she joked, sort of. "If its not already, it should be." Said Zim as they entered the transporter room. He pushed the sled onto the transporter pad and then hopped across behind the control console. A few moments later he'd entered in what he thought were the right co-ordinates. "All set?" "Yep," she announced, standing on the transporter padd and beginning to prayer that maybe it worked better than the rest of the ship...at least enough to not scatter her across the galaxy. That was very much not the way she wanted to depart existence! "Okay then..." Zim pressed the timer. Nothing happened. He gave the console a slap and it started to count down. He managed to get onto the transporter pad just in time. Once they rematerialized, Des laughed in relief and then grinned at her comrade. "Good jump, I almost thought I'd be coming over here alone." Zim shivered slightly, "You almost did. I hate that machine." Rubbing her hands together, Desdemona quickly began a quick visual survey. "All right, so where should we start?" "Well theres not many decks so I don't think it matters too much..." Zim glanced around, trying to get his bearings.He shrugged his bony shoulders, "Shall we try from the top down? That'd mean the bridge, crew quarters, any sort of sickbay they've got, engineering and then storage...if it's a normal ship." Des laughed. "That theory being prefaced on the idea that this is a normal ship, you never know," she pointed out. "Yeah...suppose we should try though. We might find all sorts if we're lucky," said Zim as he set off into the gloom, hopefully towards the bridge area. Shrugging her own not quite so bony shoulders, she smiled to herself and followed. They passed a few other crew members along the way, but everyone just seemed to have their own thoughts on how to go about it, so Des wasn't too worried. Everyone would have different priorities anyways. The Bridge was a bust for anything medical, as far as Des saw, and someone had already been through it. She definitely had to give points to the crew of the Caledonia for being good with the scavenging. Eventually, they walked in to a room that looked to have beds...not quite biobeds, but more than cots. "I think we found Sickbay," she commented, looking around as they stepped through the doorway. "Looks a bit basic." said Zim with a sigh. It looked small and low tech. Zim had a feeling it was no better than a first aid station. Still anything they could find was better than nothing, just. "For sure," she replied, still looking around. "Well, let's see what we can find. Anything remotely basic will be particularly useful. I'm going to assume you've noticed the same thing in terms of medical stock on the Caly is that things of that nature are pretty low at the moment. I'm guessing they've been used up and not restocked." "Yup..." Zim took one last look and then dived towards one of the sets of drawers, "Race you!" "Devil!" Des exclaimed, but wasted no time heading to an area of the room that looked like it would produce some useful finds. Zim had taken one of the drawers out and turned it upside down, emptying its contents out onto one of the cots. It was full of broke scalpels, scraps of bandage and other medical items. Sorting this out was going to take some time... Looking over her shoulder, she laughed. "Don't make such a mess, Zim," she said in a light hearted manner. =/\= An Hour or So Later...=/\= "Well, what we've got so far is better than nothing." Said Zim as he threw the odds and ends he'd recovered onto the sled. Zim poked at some of the items. He'd gotten a few laser scalpels (mainly limited use or without the batteries), gathered a few rolls of basic bandages and a collection of small vials that Zim thought might be painkillers or anti-biotics. They'd have to test those later. He had a few more doubtful objects like the broken medical tricorder and a rather exotic looking dermal regenerator. He'd try fix them later. The pride of Zim's hunt so far though was a small airtight jar, filled with an off green liquid and...something. Zim hadn't done enough medical training to work out what it was but he thought it might look good in sickbay, even if it just scared a few people off. For too she her her part, Des was examing the jar. She wasn't about to mess with it much, but she was perfectly willing to look for the moment and see if could figure out precisely what it was. Giving up, she straightened back and stuck her hands on her hips to take a look at their finds. "Not a bad haul so far, considering." He peered at some of Desdemona's items, "Nice going." Des grinned at him, "Coming from a Ferengi, I'll take that as high praise indeed," she commented, "You've got yourself quite a bit here. I don't know yet what half of it is and that scares me a little, but what's life without some chances?" For her own cache, she had managed to find mostly first aid stuff - some more bandages and a gel that looked a little like dermaline, burn treatment, gel, but she couldn't quite be sure. There were also a few vials and something that resembled a hypo. "Reckon we should try and take some of the cots?" She nodded slowly, "I thought about that, but only one or two - cause there's only one or two that look like they hold any weight at all without crumbling. Besides, our space in sickbay is limited for stuff of that size." "Yeah we would be a little short on space...we could always pack them away until we needed them." Zim went to the nearest cot and gave it a little shake. It creaked a little but stayed in one piece. He threw the old and dodgy looking bedding out and started dragging it to the sled. Coming around to the other side of the sled, Des looked at the cot then to Zim. "You need a hand with that?" she asked, but didn't really wait for an answer, instead just grabbed the other side. "It's heavier than it looks." said Zim with a grunt. She laughed, "Things usually are," she replied and then the pair managed to wrangle that cot and one other up on to the sled. Dusting her hands off before putting them on her hips, she gave a satisfied nod. "I think that's a fair haul for the day, don't you agree?" Zim bobbed his head and grinned, "Every little helps, and this is more than a little." "Right," she grinned, "Let's get back to the ship and find where to hide some of this stuff for the crew doesn't come scavenge us!" =/\= Faylinn =/\= "I want to thank you again," Nandra said to Tianna with a smile as the pair walked through the front doors of the hospital. Two days had passed before Shinandra finally convinced herself to return to Faylinn for the tour of the hospital. She realized that she herself had asked for it and it wasn't that she'd had an unpleasant trip down last time, but she was still distrusting. Yes, yes, it was true that no one had had an adverse visit in all the time the planet had been here, but still... (The fact that she had hidden a scanning/recording device in her bag didn't help her nervousness. It wasn't that she wanted to sneak around on the people who were seemingly so nice, but sometimes she didn't know if they had an ability to hide anything, so best not to let them know...at least that's what she kept telling herself.) "It is no trouble at all," Tianna replied, "I'm more than happy to speak with a fellow physician." The pair walked down the bright corridor with Nandra's security escort close by, although not saying much today. Nandra tried to figure out exactly how to go about asking what she wanted to ask without sounding like some sort of interrogator. "I was wondering if you could tell me a little bit about your population control." That was the ticket, just spit it out. "Ah, yes," the other Doctor said, nodding, "It's simple, really. When a couple wishes to have a child, they are permitted to have one child. At the same time, they supply a fertilized egg that is kept in complete security in our clinic's vaults." Tilting her head slightly in curiosity, Nandra asked, "If a couple is only allowed to have one child, why the second egg?" Tianna bowed her head slightly, "Well, although we do not like to dwell on the unpleasant, the second egg is a precautionary measure. If a couple suffers the tragedy of losing their child, the second egg is given back to them and they are allowed to have another baby." "What happens if they don't lose their child? What happens to the other egg?" Nandra asked, questions coming easier as her curiosity grew. "If the child reaches their eighteenth year, it is an adult and the second egg is destroyed," Tianna glanced towards Nandra, "It is done in a small and private ceremony for the parents." To this, Shinandra nodded thoughtfully. She couldn't imagine a Terran society accepting such a protocol so serenely, especially if it was just to maintain an 'idyllic' state and not out of emergency, but perhaps if they'd been raised with it. Either way, that sort of thinking wasn't going to help this moment much. Shinandra and Tianna made their way through the second level and then the third. Between the two, Nandra couldn't help but notice that there were probably only two or three patients. True, Tianna had explained that last time, but with a hospital of this size...it was remarkable. "I can see that you are still puzzled by the small number of patients," Tianna commented, looking at Nandra as they passed the last room on the hall, which contained two patients, seemingly happy and talking to one another. Nandra laughed quietly, "I didn't realize I was so transparent. It is impressive," she replied. "We strive to be happy and healthy. That's our primary goal here," the Felim Doctor continued as they made their way up to the fourth level. "As you have seen from some of the lower levels and will see more on this one, most of our building is given over to research so that we can seek to eradicate as much illness as possible. It's how we maintain such a healthy population and keep the hospital from housing too many patients." The pair next walked in to the main room of the fourth floor. It was a huge room, entirely open and airy, just like every other floor had been. There were long tables on either side with a single aisle in the middle, each one with a pair of Felims appearing to be very hard at work. She couldn't tell what the work was, but the laboratories were more impressive. It was definitely not like anything she had on BoB - it was even better than what she'd had on 604, which was a nice base all on its own. "This is remarkable," Shinandra said honestly. Tianna smiled, "Thank you." Moving on, she turned her attention from looking around and turned back to the other Doctor, "If you've eradicated most illness on Faylinn, is there much left for your scientists to do?" she asked curiously. "There are sometimes new diseases popping up or other problems that we like to work on. We also study the results of diseases, even already eradicated ones, so that we know more and are better prepared in the future." It sounded convincing, although she still imagined that there couldn't be all that much for so many of them to be working on. Tianna turned and started walking back out and headed downwards. Shinandra was surprised, as this building looked taller than four floors, as spacious as it was, but she wasn't going to ask. Tianna had been very kind as it was. Back on the first floor, Shinandra smiled and Doctor Tianna. "I appreciate your showing me around. You have a most remarkable hospital here." "That means a lot coming from another Doctor and one who has seen as much as you have," Tianna replied, although there was no hint of envy or wishing to see those things herself in her voice. Shinandra smiled again, gave a nod of farewell and left the hospital, headed in to town. There was something bothering her in the back of her mind, but she wasn't sure what it was just yet. Maybe getting back up to BoB and studying her scans would help... Otherwise, maybe she was just overly tense for no reason. Maybe a little more shore leave would help... Like so many other things, she'd just have to figure that one out. =/\= Beach - Faylinn =/\= This time around, the major debate for Shinandra had been to make herself go to the beach. She decided to put duty aside for a while, a very short while mind you, but a little while none the less, and take advantage of the serene setting of the Faylinn beach...before things went south. She was still convinced that something was going to go horribly wrong any moment now, but she was able to ignore that thought for the time being and take some beach time. She decided not to think about either of her visits to the hospital or the data that was currently being transferred out of her recorder and waiting for her to study it. She'd do that later, after this forced period of relaxation. For the Doctor, going to the beach was not an extravagant affair. She had her bathing suit on under her clothes - the outer layer consisted of a skirt that reached her ankles and was made from a light weight crinkled fabric of pale purple with a white button down shirt she had tied at the waist with the sleeves rolled up. Otherwise, she had a small bag with a towel, novel, sun glasses and suntan lotion. Her guard of the day was not far behind her, but keeping his distance. He didn't seem quite as friendly as the last, but she wasn't quite feeling up to drawing him out, so it all worked in the end. She found the beach to be pretty busy by the time she arrived, but not overly crowded, so she wasn't going to complain. Finding herself a relatively quiet area, she took out her towel and laid it over the sand. The bag took perch beside it while she slid out of the shirt and skirt to reveal the simple light blue bikini underneath. As she lay on her stomach on the towel, taking up her novel, she couldn't help but think that Puggy would have enjoyed this, but she didn't want to chance bringing her down here. As far as she knew, the rule stood as don't take any animals from the surface to the station, but not the other way around...still, she didn't want to take any chances. The sun and breeze felt insanely good upon her back. Without even trying, she felt herself relaxing in to it, the heat sinking in to her muscles and easing the tension there. Slowly, she found her thoughts beginning to wander on their own, drifting away from the story she was reading. (It didn't help she'd chosen a romance novel to bring down with her, but it struck her as a good beach read.) Even thoughts that she wouldn't normally consider entertaining were allowed in for a visit as she continued to relax. She thought about Avery, although she tried to push those thoughts out. She thought about Cade...after a few moments, she tried to push them away, too. Both endeavors of thought control were not thrillingly successful. She even had thoughts dance through her mind of tossing herself in to some fling with some good looking man just to help erase thoughts of what happened with Avery. It didn't matter that some time had passed, she still couldn't believe she had done that...or what she was considering now. No...No...She wasn't really considering anything - it was just a passing thought due to the overly comfortable nature of the beach. Surprisingly, she even found her mind wandering back to New Babel and Erris II. Folding her arms over her novel, she leaned her head down and closed her eyes. She would have been married by now, had she remained. It probably would have been an arranged marriage, had she not found someone she *wanted* to marry by the age of twenty-three. She probably would have been ruling New Babel...She probably would have children... She certainly wouldn't have been married to anyone like Avery or Cade or just about any other man she had met in her years away. The men of Erris II were not quite like the most men in other places. Any man she'd have wed would not have been very strong...strong of body, perhaps, but not of mind or of will. New Babel was terribly matriarchal and her mother's rather domineering nature only cemented that. Shinandra thought about how she probably would've been tied to some nervous creature who she could 'rule' like she did the population. Despite the warmth, Nandra could feel an involuntary shudder run down her spine. She would never want to be with a man like that. Equality was a valuable trait to her - she wanted someone equal to her in more ways than not. Leaving Erris II had shown her that they existed, although she never had time for them until now. Did she really have the time or inclination for it now? That was another unwanted thought she tried to push under the rug. Suddenly, a deep male voice above her caught her attention. She opened her eyes to see her guard. "Ma'am?" he asked. He was kneeling beside her towel. "It's time to return to the station, Doctor Alleir." "Ah, yes, thank you," she forced a smile and blinked. Four hours had already passed! She didn't know where the time went. Pushing herself to her feet, she slipped back in to her skirt and shirt, stuffing the towel and novel in to her bag and then she followed the man from the beach back to the awaiting transport. =/\= Pitt's Treasures - Starbase BoB =/\= Things had certainly piled up in his absence. Not that he'd expected otherwise. A layer of dust (which he was determined to ignore indefinitely) had gathered on the glass cases in the display portion of the shop and a stack of messages and deliveries where in the drop box. More messages awaited him on his computer terminal. There was a rose, which had dried itself admirably while waiting for his return. Idly he slipped it into a cobalt glass vase as he walked past a rack, arms full of other items that had also arrive during his stay on Raven. He stacked the boxes on a table along the back wall of his office and went back for another stack. Three trips later he finally had everything where he could sit and work on it in a more leisurely fashion. Several of the boxes contained pieces he'd purchased, including a 500 year old golden pocketwatch on a matching chain. He'd bought it to send to his father for his birthday which was a few weeks away. Ken always made a point of purchasing something expensive and highly appropriate for his father for the major holidays. His way of letting the old man know that he was still successful and still not coming home with tail between legs. Chuckling he sat the watch aside, he'd write a nice note later and send it on it's way. Other boxes contained items he'd taken on as commissions. He piled those together so that they could be properly catalogued and added to his public inventory. He was overdue in updating his available inventory on a number of the major antiques announcements boards anyway. Between what he'd purchased at the auction and the new commissions he'd received, he'd have to set aside an entire day for the task. Pitt turned to his calendar right away and blacked out a day a couple weeks away. That gave him time to get everything off his ship and into the workspace he'd set up for storage and authentication. With the bulk of the deliveries out of the way and a queue of over 500 messages still waiting, he took a break to retrieve the yellow rose from the store area, after a moment's hesitation he brought the vase along as well, sitting it on the corner of his desk. The two really were very striking together. He grinned as he read the attached note and then jotted off a message to Mulder, thanking her for the gift and inviting her to help him in a few weeks when he did a major inventory addition. It was always helpful to have a second pair of hands when one was paging through endless volumes trying to find information on some obscure, practically undocumented piece. Pitt took another look at the list of messages and contemplated ignoring them until tomorrow. Then he remembered the very large planetary surprise that had greeted him on his approach to BoB. Curiosity got the better of him and he scanned the list for messages that might pertain to the planet and it's appearance. Several minutes later he sat back, the decision to ignore all his other mail made for him by the shoreleave announcement. Happily he shut off his terminal and closed up shop. There'd be plenty of time for work after he'd had himself a small trip to the planet. "Funeral Trumpery" =/\= Argellius =/\= The hall was both magnificently dressed in gold and brass, and somber in draped silks of black and deepest purples. Each column that supported the long hallway was wrapped almost completely covered in the cloth, as were the majority of the hanging tapestries and ornate furniture. The traditional guards, dressed in overlapping thin plates of ceremonial but functional armor, long-bladed spears in hand. The seats that normally populated the House hall in rows during court, or along tables during feasts were now pushed back to widen the aisle, and in the center of the hallway was a pyre of seasoned logs, hiding the much more modern plasma generator inside. Rice paper overlaid the dark wine-colored carpets that led from the double doorways to the funeral pyre. With the exception of the processional way, the entire area was packed wall-to-wall; the generous heart and love of her people had made Rak'hael Jerillion a name well known throughout the planet. With the exception of the retainers and House members in their already dark purple House uniforms, the assembly was clothed and covered in the purest of white, as was appropriate for the mourning customs of Argellius. They waited in somewhat orderly rows with heads bent in quiet conversations, or staring about the hallway. Ron quietly closed the door he'd cracked open to look at the hall. He and Mulder, along with a few other higher-ranking retainers in the House waited at one side of the hallway, with Ilisisone Jerillion and the other members on the opposite side of the hall. "The mourning party will come in each side of the hall and gather at the base of the pyre." Ron explained as the majordomo chivied them into their places. "Each person's placement in the line is based upon the rank and placing within the House, as well as within the circle of the Powers That Be on Argellius." He sneered as he gestured at the door. "Grandfather placing me at the front of the line is just a set up. How much d'you want to bet that he announces my Regency for the House before the funeral ends?" "Easy, tiger." she shot him a quick look. "There's no point in getting worked up about that. It's not going to happen, anyway, not once we've done what we're going to do. Relax - stay cool - and focus." Ron forced his teeth to unclench, his fists to relax. "You're right." He sighed, giving himself a physical shake as well as a mental one. "See?" he asked sunnily. "What would I do without you?" Giving a suppressed snort she replied, "Do? Exactly as you damn well please. It's what you do with *or* without me, you stubborn ass." "Probably." For what it's worth, I'd probably do the same." He winked at her, and then set his face in a more somber expression as he worked his way to towards the door. Just before he stepped through the threshold, Elises plucked at his sleeve. Frowning, he stepped aside to bend his ear towards whispering lips. Mulder saw his face harden into hatred, then impassivity as he nodded, and then he headed out with her right behind him. The first thing that struck her was the vastness of the room. It was simply *huge*, reminiscent of some of the more magnificent terran cathederals, but this was all in white. Along each side was a massive group of people standing, wearing mostly white with a few somber colors scattered in the crowd. Although there must have been over five thousand people there, the atmosphere was hushed and reverend. The long walk to the front, or nave end, of the massive room seemed to last forever. At the end a neatly laid pile of various perfumed woods lay upon a raised dais. Standing on the highest step wass Ilisisone Jerillion and his Second, Foester. She gave the Second a sneering glance, her hands itching to slap him after his behaviour towards her the other night. He was scum, and she hoped to be able to witnes his downfall - if Ron's plan worked. That was the trouble, though. She didn't know what Ron's plan *was*... Ron walked quietly, face passive, towards the dais. He could feel Mulder beside him, strengthening him and buoying him up with her presence. He wanted to twine his fingers around hers, to feel the warmth of her skin against his as he approached the man whom he'd feared and even hated for the majority of his life. And now. now, he was afraid. Afraid of what was going to happen. Afraid of what he was going to do, and the consequences thereof. But mostly. mostly, he was afraid of what would happen if he failed. He forced himself to climb up the steps, raising one wooden leg after the other until he could about-face himself, turning his back to his grandfather. He faced the crowd of faces - some sad and mournful, others ranging from envy to adulation. He bit the inside of his lip to keep himself from frowning at them, from yelling at them, telling them to all go to Hell as other members of the Great and Major Houses filed in to take their places in a semi-circle around the ceremonial platform. He concentrated of the slight, brief glimpses he could catch from the corner of his eye; it was all he could do right now to not throw himself into Caz's arms and scream out his rage and sorrow. Instead, he caught it all, trapped it deep inside, where it would stay until the time to unleash it came. Almost simultaneously, she felt a momentary wave of compressed fury, and shot him an anxious look. Whatever he had up his sleeve, he needed a cool head to pull it off, and for a moment she felt a flash of doubt, as warning bells sounded. But, just as soon as it appeared, it was gone. She knew the anger was still there, but her sixth sense told her he was holding it in, and for a fraction of a second, she relaxed. Part of her was feeling the anticipation of the hunt. Once, many years ago when she had been a cop back on Aarius she had dealt with a particularly tragic case. A small child had disappeard, and his father his only living relative - had been distraught. There had been a ransom demand issued, which the father had paid "before * he had contacted the police, and too late they were trying to pick up the trail. Mulder had worked day and night on the case, and eventually made a horrific discovery. The child was dead, they found his small carpe, and it was clear that the father himself had been the murderer - the "ransom money" a clever tax evasion. About to go on planetary holovid to beg for any information about his son, the murderous father had not seen Mulder quietly enter the back of the transmission studio. She had watched, detached, as he accepted the fuss and sympathy of those around him, knowing that any moment she would pounce and accuse him of being the evil murdering bastard that he was. But that was then, and she had had a whole unit of armed law enforcement officers waiting outside, and the law was on her side. Here, she felt that same sense of anticipation, of vengeance and justice about to be enacted - but it frightened her, as she was not the one in control. She didn't even know the plan - if there was one - and it made her feel vulnerable. Knowing she would back Ron whatever happened, she still felt uneasy. Whatever he did, she hoped he would do it quickly - and thoroughly. Dimly through the fog of remembrance she jerked herself back to a state of alertness and became aware that the proceedings were beginning. Behind him, his Grandfather cleared his throat as the crowd settled into a quiet murmur of voices. "Thank you all for coming." He announced in an imperious voice. "We have gathered here today to celebrate the passing of my daughter, Rak'hael Jerillion. and, the return of her son, my grandson, Ranag Jerillion. In fact, I will bring joy to this celebration with the announcement of my grandson assuming the Regency of the House in the place of his mother. He will-" "STOP!" The shouted command rang through out the great hall, echoing in the silence it had created. =/\= Main Engineering - Starbase BoB =/\= Cade strolled through the doors and into uncharted territory, for him at least. It was his first visit to Main Engineering since the furr-fish incident and things were a little more hectic then. Or so he thought. It looked as if a maelstrom had struck the deck, but he didn't know if it was a normal state or not. "Enter at your own risk," a voice rang out. "If you fall over anything, we'll laugh at you, but if you look suitably annoyed we'll offer a hand to help you up." "Ahh, Lieutenant Omar. How goes the battle with forces of gravity today?" "I'm winning, as always. At last count I weighed 65kg and it's still rising." She winked. He smiled. "No, I'm genuinely interested. If I was trying to make small talk, I'd be asking about your upcoming nuptials. Captain Mulder left me in charge, and I'd like to hand the station back to her in more or less the same condition that she left it." He shrugged as if to say it wasn't very likely. "Ah," Omar said. "We're still tweaking the orbiting, but for now, we've selected reference coordinates which will keep us from nudging any errant planet." "That sounds like it would be optimal," he intoned in his best Spock impersonation, which wasn't that good. "So how come you're not abusing power and making a beeline for the beach?" Omar asked resignedly. She certainly wished she could take some time off. "Actually, I will be heading for the beach, but I wanted to get some abuse in to tide me over until I got back," he shot back at her. "But of course. Once a marine, always a bully," she deadpanned. "So is Engineering the practice or warm-up session?" "Well, I thought I would try it down here, but you have too many ways of injuring me and making it look like a complete accident, so I think I'll curb my tyrannical ways for the moment." The smile never left his face while he was talking. "A wise action indeed, Mr Vaughn," she broke into a smile in spite of herself. "Delinquents get sent here." She had Godard in mind. But for some reason, Engineering department appeared to be a representation of Starbase BoB on the whole. The screw-ups found their niche there. "To change the topic, why haven't you taken any shore leave yet? I checked the records and I noticed that you and Lieutenant Mattingly have yet to leave the station." He figured that it was his job to see to the welfare of the other senior officers until he could appoint an XO. And truth be told, he liked Baxter...against all odds, the chocolate swilling officer was interesting to Cade. And anyone that was going to marry the guy was definitely going to need some R & R. "Firstly, I've not had the time - what with keeping the base on orbit and my wedding. And secondly, Baxter's been busy as well, though we might actually consider it later today." Yus Omar truly hoped she'd get some rest if that wasn't asking for too much. She had not seen the sun since she could remember and she was almost vying with Mulder in the paleness category. "As the man used to say, 'Make it so.' You guys should get away." He grinned. "You don't want to be the only ones to not enjoy Shangri-La. You've heard the stories, I suppose?" "Quite a few have gotten their innoculations and are roaming the planet. For instance, the Pisces Girls. Perhaps you know them?" Omar asked coyly, implying that the marine would have had resorted to engaging their services at one point or the other. She watched carefully for his reaction, interested to see how he would respond. "Nice try, Lieutenant, but you need to have better bait than that to get me to bite," he said with a smile. "I know of the 'ladies,' but have not had the need to see them professionally, since I know you're wondering." "Who me?" Omar feigned innocence. "Wondering? Never." She wondered why not. The girls were somewhat attractive, after all. "I prefer my women to have a little more between the ears than they do," he replied quickly. "I see," Omar began before remembering that she wasn't wondering at all. Damn the man for reading my mind, she thought. "That's lovely, Mr Vaughn," she amended, "but I have information that those ladies in question have a new business venture, albeit a rather wild and dangerous one - and I'm not talking about anything in bed. Yet." "Uh-oh." Deciding he better get comfortable, Cade crossed his arms over his chest and leaned against a clean spot on the wall. "Now what have they done?" "I think they're planning a love fest on a boat - at a price, of course. The boat in particular is undersized and one of those four ladies," she cleared her throat, "rather oversized, I'm afraid. It could lead to a 'man overboard' situation. Or in this case, 'ladies overboard'." With a sardonic grin he responded, "And just why, Lieutenant Omar, do you think that this information is of vital importance to me?" "Well, for one, they reside in BoB and it would be of your interest to know. And perhaps to avoid any unwarranted accident?" she suggested, with a hint of a smile. "Well, all I can say is that you need to update your intelligence sources." He winked at her. "One of my marines was on R&R on a beach down there and happened to see four women pile into an inflatable boat complete with advertising banner." "What?" she couldn't help herself. "They've already gone and done it?" His smile got wider. "And that's not the best part. Apparently there was some sort of 'incident' and the boat capsized and spilled them all into the ocean. Someone reported that that psycho Mitsuko came out of the water with them." "And capsized too??" she echoed belatedly in surprise and dismay. She was certain the presence of the boat in question would be fruit for more gossip. "Rumor going around now is that they're working on something 'bigger and better,' which I shudder to think about the ramifications." "They're fast." There was hope in the horizon. "Too fast," Cade agreed. "Our own band of sexually perverted Alexander Graham Bells." He would have used Zephram Cochrane, but Bell was safer ...they didn't use the telephone anymore. Omar narrowed her eyes at him. The nerve. A part of her had to admit he was rather an intelligent fellow, contrary to her expectations that marines weren't the brightest bulbs in the Christmas tree - presumably due to the knocking around they received in training. Cade kicked his toe into the floor for a moment. "There was something else that I wanted to talk to you about." "The command positions." He looks a little uncomfortable and it could only be that, Omar thought. "Yeah," he sighed. "I, for some odd reason, feel that I owe you an explanation. With the trouble you've been having maintaining the orbit and preparing for your wedding, I didn't want to heap more trouble on your plate." Despite his conviction of not wanting bruised egos around, he thought it was a good idea to explain to Yus why he hadn't selected her for either of the command positions. Yus studied him expressionlessly for a moment and then decided to cut him some slack. "Don't worry about it," she laughed, "in fact, I think it's considerate of you to let me go about and do my thing without the added responsibility. The truth is," her face showed a slight haggard paleness, "I do need some rest and plenty of time to plan for the upcoming wedding." Cade exhaled in relief. "Good." Then he smiled. "And I also figured that if Parvis wants to try to order you to do something abnormal, even for him, that you'd put the hydrospanner where his mouth is." "Sure thing. That's if I can get his foot out first," she grinned. "Good. That's what I was hoping for." He straightened back up and rubbed his hands together. "Now that the serious stuff is out of the way, do you have time to give an ignorant marine a tour of how a starbase's engineering section works?" "Well, you asked for it," Yus warned before adding, "It would be my pleasure." "Excellent. Lead on then, fair lady." He started walking after her and added, "And if at any point I'm in the way, just tell me." "Tell you?" Omar echoed with a slight twinkle. "I'd shove you out of the way - not tell you!" "Yeah, I didn't think you would..." "Just satisfying my quota for love and sunshine in the world, Captain Vaughn," she choked back her laughter as she keyed in some access codes. "So, this is where the magic happens," he asked as he walked into the room behind her and looked around at the banks of controls and screens. "You're getting there, my man," she turned to the life support monitors. "This is what keeps the base alive. It's high security, and I'd think this would be the first place to overthrow to gain real control." "All of the environmental functions can be controlled from down here, then?" "Yep," she agreed, "turn these off and it's hasta la vista to Starbase BoB." He was uncomfortable with the thought of a single room with that much importance to the base. Especially a base that looked as though shedding hull plating was a natural thing. "So what controls the orbit you're trying to keep us in? Is that here, too?" "Nope, it's further up," Omar replied. "Then let's go. I want to see everything." He paused. "Okay, not everything, I don't think it will be necessary to inspect the waste reclamation system today." "Damn, but they'll be so miffed you're passing them up. Are the Jeffries Tubes in your agenda for today as well? Some can be really narrow and half of those on the base don't go anywhere," Omar grinned mischieviously. He laughed. "Okay, add 'Really Narrow Jeffries Tubes That Don't Go Anywhere' onto the list as well." "Done deal. Any more preferences for the Tour De 'Base?" Yus quipped. "Oh, and that's where the shield controls are. I always have someone monitoring it," she returned the salute by one of her crew. He just shook his head at the mention of shields for BoB. Despite the evidence of how well it worked against the MU 8472's, he still retained very little respect for the 'donut.' "Anything that you think that I might find interesting." He checked himself. "You know what? Let's just stick with the orbital controls and maneuvering things." "Okay, here we are. Orbit controls. That's very similar to PLC used in the 21st century," she pointed to an immense system purring quietly in the room. "Hmmmm," was the only reply as he studied the impressive array of pipes, tubes, control panels, whirring thingies, and flashing lights. "Penny for your thoughts? Or in light of inflation, should I say 'latinum for your thoughts'?" Omar murmured. "Oh, I was just thinking that I was little surprised to find something so well maintained on this station." He quickly smiled at her. "No offense intended. I was referring, of course, to the perpetual shortage of spare parts." "Ah. In this case, some of the credit actually goes to Baxter Mattingly, Smuggler Extraordinaire. When I desperately need spare parts in a hurry, he manages to spirit them out of the Starfleet warehouse. At no cost. But you didn't hear that from me." Yus put on her most innocent expression. "Well, I thank you for your time, Lieutenant. It's been...educational." "Anytime." "Blood Cries Out" =/\= Argellius =/\= "STOP!" The shouted command rang through out the great hall, echoing in the silence it had created. Mulder had to stop herself from giving a noisy exhalation of relief. It had begun. Even Ilisisone looked down upon Ron, startled. Turning slowly, Ron caught Mulder's eye, and then looked towards Foester. Keeping her face impassive she just flicked one eyebrow upwards a fraction to signal that she understood. He wanted her to keep Foester from interfering in whatever happened next. Subtly, she angled her body away from Ron and towards Foester. Ron studied the man in front of him, his face only a foot or so higher than his own. As Ilisisone opened his mouth to speak, Ron's hand darted out, bringing a sharp, resounding 'crack' as it spun the older man's head around. Foester's face lit with rage, flushing red as he stepped forward. Mulder was already there, right in front of him, and he had to stop momentarily to check his balance, or canon straight into her. She pointed straight towards his eye with a short, air-jabbing movement which again caused him to hesitate. "Fool!" she hissed at him, "You would interrupt the sacred family bonding rite of Fr'acxi Alid'oc Ious. Stay back or forever dishonor your master." The Second stopped, confused by her response. There was no such rite and the name made no sense - which was only to be expected as she'd just said the first load of gibberish that popped into her head. But the authoritative tone in which she'd said it, topped by her startling and unusual appearance, had given them a much needed confusion-break. Spinning round to face Ron again, she gave a slight bow. "Proceed, my Lord," she said in ringing tones. Ron merely nodded, and then announced in a calm voice "Ilisisone Jerillion, Master of House Jerillion, I accuse you of dishonoring your House, your name and your family." The collective gasp of shock was a near tangible thing, as if wrung from each person's dying breath. Unaffected, Ron's hand shot out again, delivering a stinging slap on the other cheek, again nearly spinning the older man completely around. As Ilisisone turned back, a trickle of blood tracing from the corner of his mouth and down the split in his cheek, Ron stated clearly and quietly "I accuse you of T'raeleinst - Kin murder." The law enforcement officer that still lurked inside Mulder was yelping in dismay at the accusation with concrete, admissible evidence. The maverick inside her was murmuring approval of the bold, straight-for-thethroat attack. The practical female inside of her was hoping that things wouldn't get too rough, too quickly, before she'd had time to suss out a quick escape route. Ilisisone's face fell from anger into a rather shocked dismay. "Ranag, wha...whatever do you mean? I never-" "Shut *up*!" Ron snapped, hands clenching into fists. "You have brought shame and disgrace upon a Great House with the murder of your daughter! You have led the people under your roof, under your protection, into a Hell which they cannot escape - and then killed my *mother* to cover it up when she discovered it!" He trembled with rage now, his entire body visibly shaking. "I demand satisfaction! I *demand* that you leave this House, and never enter again!" "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME!" Thundered the older Argellian, spraying his grandson with blood and spittle as he roared. "YOU BASTARD! YOU UNGRATEFUL WHELP! I HAVE OFFERED YOU *EVERYTHING* - AND YOU THROW IT BACK IN MY FACE!" Beside him, Foester grinned evilly, and stepped forward, impeded only by Mulder's body standing between him and Ron. Straightening, Ilisisone dabbed his face with the handkerchief his Second had given him. "Ranag! Take this all back, right now!" Looking over Ron's head, the House Lord spread his hands in supplication to the crowd of witnesses in front of them. "This poor boy - he has come home to find his mother dead! He is *mad* with grief - you *must* forgive him." Behind them, the crowd collectively sighed in relief and sympathy. Ron waited until an expectant silence returned before announcing, "I will not rescind my accusation, Ilisisone Jerillion. I accuse you of T'raeleinst. You have murdered my mother. Her blood cries out for justice!" "What? Are you *insane*, boy?" Ilisisone laughed, a genuine belly laugh of amusement. "Have you forgotten Argellian law, having been away from your home for so long? Where's your proof? In order to accuse a member of a Great House, you must bring *proof* of the crime!" He paused, a hand on hip while he waved the bloodied cloth in the other. "Where's your *proof*, Ranag?" Ron struggled to keep his face impassive. "The proof that I would bring would endanger others to your wrath. Because of that, I envoke the right of Vre'Denai." This from time want brought a startled chuckle from Ilisisone, and a rolling grumble the crowd behind them. "Vre'Denai? That's an ancient custom from a long forgotten, Ranag. You can't bring that up here - not if you to be taken seriously!" Ron's face slipped, disdain and anger showing out from behind the inexpressive mask. "Why not? Do you fear the possibility of justice being served upon you from the Old Ways? Are you afraid that my Second will take the head from your body upon victory?" He crossed his arms over his chest, the shadow of a sneer at the corner of his mouth. "It is an old law, yes - but it was left in place to prevent tyrants from crushing those beneath them. And it is my right. Will you yield?" Foester grabbed at the House Lord, bending to whisper into his ear. The light in his eyes was nothing more than murderous glee. Ilisisone shook him off, and glared down at his grandson. "You don't even *have* a Second, Ranag! You have no one close enough to you. You must have one who has suffered trials with you, spilt blood with you, one who had forced you to learn and grow whilst growing and learning from you! You never *had* a Second selected for you, Ranag." Ron turned slightly, angling his body to include Caz, who took a step forward. "Where * I* come from, sometimes Seconds select themselves," she growled as fiercely as she possibly could. Ilisisone looked from Foester to Mulder. "You. you *surely* must be *joking*, boy! A *woman* can't be your Second! It's. it's just wrong!" "And why not?" Ron asked quietly. "Captain Mulder has suffered many difficulties by my side. She and I have spilt the blood of enemies together. I have learned much, and become a different person, simply from having her in my life. She is closer to me than any other sentient in existence." "What he said," she lounged nonchalantly against a pillar, and then wondered if a little more passion would be in order. Dammit, she was used to operating without seeing the script, but this was like operating without knowing the name of the play, the type of scene, or any of the other actors either. So she re-arranged her face into a haughty glare. "Lord Jerillion and I are as One. Our bodies, hearts, souls and minds have mingled and become more than the sum of the two parts. Together we live, and when I fight, I fight with his shield of honour to protect me. Deny me the right to slay oppressors of Argellius and you deny your own birthright." As he knelt, Ilisisone's face contorted in fury. "You are a *fool*!" he hissed at them. "Foester will devastate her - and he will take your head, just for the joy of it! You have gone too far, bratling whelp!" The older man shook a fist under Ron's nose. "I should've drowned you at birth!" He spat again, then rose, his face transforming from wrath to sorrow. "Very well," he announced into the air. "If I cannot satisfy you in any other way, Beloved Grandson." He sighed heavily, shoulders slumping as if he were deflating, ".I will give you what you want." He clapped his hands together solemnly once, twice, thrice. "Prepare the circle for Vre'Denai!" =/\= A/CO Office - Starbase BoB =/\= Cade slapped down the computer screen with a satsified, "Done," to no one in particular. Particularly since there wasn't anyone else there. So far, he'd managed to avoid Yeoman Wilkins and the ever present threat of more paperwork that she represented. Maybe he should of told her that he was using a different office than Mulder's... It had been a productive day. Sort of. At least he was caught up on the reports he had to review and was current on his own reports to Gamma Command. He'd even managed time to find Mr. Angel's addendum to Mr. Maru's first orders. It had made the marine in him smile, but as CO he was going to have to pull Jack aside and have a little chat regarding protocol and the command structure. Maybe he'd get to that tomorrow. Or put it off until Mulder got back and let her deal with it. Still, Angel's action had prevented the Ops and Flight Ops departments from doing a load of unnecessary busy work. And Cade's own actions ending the embargo on Mitsuko and stripping the extra bodyguards from the command team were just as undermining, if a little more proper. He would have liked to tell Parvis to his face, but the little blue guy seemed to have gotten himself lost in the Felim's Hall of Records or whatever they called the place. Cade glanced at his watch and made his last command decision of the shift and day. He would skip evening tea in favor of a pint or three. A healthy walk and turbolift ride later, he was walking down the Lower Promenade. He spent far too much time on the upper two promenade levels, and thought it was time to revisit the bottom level. It was a bit darker and smellier than the other two, but had it's own ambiance just the same. He made to pretense to enter the Sing-A-Ding something or other, especially from the sounds - of what he supposed was singing but actually sounded like cats being tortured by the dozens - coming from within. A newer bar had opened up down here that he'd heard was decent. Not a pub. A proper pub with a somewhat respectable publican and decent Anglo-Celtic decor would not be confused for this place. The neon Budweiser sign in the front window beckoned patrons into the Black Hole Bar & Grill, which was a misnomer since there wasn't a grill anywhere to be found in the premises. A replicator that was barely capable of producing a bowl of peanuts was the establishment's sole contribution to nutrition. Cade stepped inside and smiled. What it lacked in solid foods, it more than made up for in the liquid variety. He estimated there were at least 30 taps running along the bar and the wall behind it. A pool table lit by a single hanging lamp occupied the far back of the bar and was kept company by a half dozen viewscreens that were spread around the place and set to various sporting events and news channels. Cade nodded to a couple of patrons at one of the few scattered tables. The return from one of the elderly men was a nod and a tap of his brow with two fingers. The marine dropped himself onto a stool and glanced at the taps again as well as the wall rack of liquor bottles. "Snakebite," he ordered in response to the bartender's raised eyebrow. As the Guinness oozed into the pint glass, she poured a shot of Jose Cuervo and waited. Cade watched for a moment before his eyes flicked to one of the screens. The box scores of the Six Nations Challenge didn't look good for Wales this year, but he took solace in the fact that at least France was last. The bartender returned and dropped the shot glass into the pint. She smiled brightly when she advised him that, "First round is on the house for the CO." Despite being in her mid to late twenties, her voice sounded like she'd been slugging whiskey and smoking unfiltered Pall Malls for the past 40. Which didn't make it unpleasant, just unexpected. He thanked her and as she walked away, he guessed at the reason that the old timers were hanging around. He had a pang of guilty conscience and willed his eyes to change views from her posterior back to the screen. He was half-watching it and half-watching his beer glass as the bartender began the flipping the channels. Something caught his eye in mid sip and he set the beer down. "Go back for a second." "No, back another one," he said as the screen paused on an advert for Klingon female hygience products. The next one was what he'd seen. FBC-7 was broadcasting a massive affair that he wouldn't have paid any attention to if it hadn't been for the caption across the bottom that said, "Live from Argellius." "Turn it up." The volume came up just as Ranag Jerillion bitch-slapped an elderly gent in front of about a billion viewers. It was at that point that he noticed Mulder, or more to the point, noticed her outfit. He drained the rest of the pint and tapped the empty glass on the bar. "Keep 'em coming. I think I'm going to be here a while." "Point of No Return" =/\= Argellius =/\= "Prepare the circle for Vre'Denai!" The words echoed in her head, almost surreal. Up until that very moment Mulder had been playing the part of the Second as she had promised - had even been enjoying it. For some wild reason of self-delusion, the fact that she was talking about dueling violently to the death seemed all part of the charade. But now, in that moment, it hit her - she would be fighting for Ron's honour, and her own life. *Ah...Ron. Every time I go on holiday with you we end up in a situation so far beyond our expectations it's just crazy.* *A simple holiday to Starbase BoB two years ago has led to all this time in Command, and now attending a family funeral leads to fighting a duel to the death.* "Never a dull moment, eh?" she murmured lightly, trying to untangle the knot of fear and confusion that was lying cold in her stomach. Ron stood quietly, his shoulder brushing hers. "I know that this is the time that I am supposed to say 'You don't have to so this, Caz.' " "No," she said with a reproving tone. "The time to tell me I didn't have to do this was when you first thought of making a public challenge for your second to fight for your House. That would have been helpful." Battling with conflicting feelings, she shook her head and gave a fatalistic sigh. "So, since we're already so far out of sequence you could say it now. You could rescind the whole thing if you wanted and let us try another way. It seems a bit. barbaric, no disrespect an' all that. Maybe you ought to call for a more civilized way?" "But both face will this I can't. This Starfleet and troubled. "If not only have madman!" is the only way to bring justice in this society. And the Federation have respected it." He turned to her, I don't do this. if *we* don't do this, a travesty occurred, but will continue to occur by the hands of "I know. I understand." The look on her face was troubled. Gently, he captured her hand in his. "You have no idea how much I hate myself for maneuvering you into this." "Well, don't'" she replied promptly, "What's done is done. Because in a way I'm glad you trusted me to actually win the fight. I can't say I approve of the method, but I'm letting you lead on this one, it's your world after all. But what a circus," she finished with a sigh. "Mmm." He muttered non-committaly. He watched as the other members of the Houses pushed back to form a circle some fifty feet across. The remainder of the crowd pressed in, careful not to touch those of the Houses in front of them, but working hard to gain sight into what is going to happen. "You understand what is going to happen here, right?" "I get to kick bad-guy butt." "Yes. Essentially, it's an ancient form of gladiatorial combat, in which the common man could overthrow a ruler by one's champion besting the other. It was assumed that the Creator would show favor to the one who was right, or most just, or whatever." He shrugged. "As I said, it was something that the majority population of Argellius insisted stay when the charter was written with the Federation. It was a safeguard against tyranny." His eyes grew sad, and he murmured, "You don't have to do this, you know." "Yes, I do. I made a pact with you, and if you try and stop me now then everything we've done so far - everything we've discovered - will all have been in vain.You trust your honour, your mother's honour and your whole House-nobility thing on my fighting skills. Which means you either think of me as some sort of blood-thirsty homicidal maniac, or you love me and respect me enough to believe in me at the ultimate level. Call me an optimist, but I'm going for the latter explanation," she tried to give him a cheerful wink. He squeezed her hand. "I love you. I wouldn't trade you for anything. Not justice, not even my mother, Caz." He sighed, and hung his head. "What have I done?" "The Right Thing, I guess..." He looked into her eyes, allowing himself to bathe in the warmth and love that poured out of them. "If you are certain." Wordlessly, she nodded, and held his gaze for a full moment. Then she spoke, "Right then, my Lord." The last two words accompanied by a playful nudge to the ribs. "I'm presuming we don't to bare-knuckle fisticuffs here. Who gets to choose weapons? What sort of weapons do we have? "You will use my weapon. Foester will use Grandfather's weapon of choice." Ron drew the blade from it's scabbard. The long, curved blade mimicked that of Ancient Terra's samurai sword - except that it had no handle. Instead, mounted at the rear of the blade's spine was a loop, and almost a third of the way up the sword was a handle, perpendicular to the blade itself. Ron demonstrated its use, sliding his forearm through the loop to grasp the handle. "This is a Mae'nda - an Honor Blade. It's something of a cross between a fending weapon and a katana. It may be a bit awkward at first, because you don't use it as a sword - more as an extension of your arm. Make sense?" "Couldn't I just shoot him instead?" she gave a wry grin. Taking the weapon, she flexed and extended her arm experimentally for a minute. She was good with a blade, that much she knew. But her forte was rapier and broadsword. This was a whole different weight and style. "I'll learn on the job," she said briskly, not liking to add that it was a pity the job in question involved trying to keep a hulking brute of a thick-headed bully boy from slicing her up into tiny pieces. "So, what does Dogbreath get to fight with? The same?" Ron pointed across the ring at Foester. The man was wielding a blade that was fairly wide from cutting edge to cutting edge, something like a broad-bladed bastard sword. The blade was slightly wavy, as if it had been bent repeatedly and not straightened out. "That's a Vre'kai Death's Whip." "I definitely want to shoot him instead," she said with a merry grin, the sardonic humour masking a deeper fear that she would not, could not allow to surface right at that moment. "Looks a bit kooky, but pretty basic. Why the fancy name?" "Watch." Foester swung the weapon experimentally a few times, then whirled it up over his head to snap it out, almost as if throwing it. The blade separated into multiple segments, each connected at it's center by a chain. In effect, the sword blade became a whip, which Foester whirled around his head, then snapped out again, creating a near supersonic 'crack' before the chain retracted, drawing the segments back into a bladed shape again. "It's the favored weapon of my House - and it's *quite* nasty. It doesn't stand up too well as a hacking instrument, but it's ability to change shape and use makes it quite difficult to fight against." He turned back to Caz, worry in his eyes. "I recommend you stay inside its reach, and force him to use it as a sword." "You don't say." she murmured, then gave him full wattage smile. "Ron, I have to be honest, I'm scared. Not because I'm afraid - if that makes sense - but that I'll try my best and not succeed. I know how much hinges on this, and I know what I must do, and I wish with all my heart I could stride into that ring with a merry quip on my lips and a jaunty air, relishing the challenge. But...it's not like that. I want to give that asshole a slap, sure enough. I want to feel the adrenaline rush of battle. Doubtless I'll get cut and injured - that sort of thing doesn't bother me. It's what all this symbolizes that scares me - and what it means to you." She took a quick breath and rattled on, "I want you to take me in your arms and hold me, but you can't do that as it would make me look vulnerable. Right now, we're not even looking at Foester. This is good, because it makes him think we see him as an enemy unworthy of even studying. He'll want to make an impact to settle injured pride, which will make him less controlled and may give me an advantage. But know that if I could, I would." She hesitated to continue, fearing it was making Ron uncomfortable. "What are you going to be doing whilst this party is happening?" she realized that she hadn't considered anything else at all except her own part in the proceedings. "I will stand at the 'foot' of the circle as the challenger, and Grandfather will stand at the 'head', as the one being challenged. Each second will approach from his or her Lord's right hand. Combat will begin when each of you leave the edge of the circle to approach each other." Ron raised a hand to run fingers through his hair, and then stopped the nervous gesture. "I guess it's so the feuding Lords have front row seats to the carnage." "My, my...it's not what you know, it's *who* you know..." Mulder couldn't resist a little sarcasm. Since she was facing mortal combat, she figured it was allowed. Ron opened his mouth to answer, when three sharp claps again broke through the murmuring of the hallway. Elises, the House Warder, now stood in the middle of the circle. His uniform was hidden by a great cape made of links of chain so fine that they seemed to glitter, despite being colored the same darkened purple-black of the uniform. He turned to face Ron, and bowed. The cape hissed and tinkled across the floor as he did, whispering a sibilant song as he spoke. "Lord Ranag Jerillion, will you renounce your accusation?" He spoke in formal tones, words dramatic in their pronunciation. "No." The reply sent a silent shiver down Ron's spine. His eyes flashed to Mulder's face. *Point of no return* she thought. Whatever the cost, now there could be no turning back, or Ron would have to live with the consequences of abandoning his mother for ever. She gave him looked him straight in the eye, and willed him to continue. Ron nodded, and clasped his hands behind his back, assuming a formal resting stance. Elises released his hold on the cloak, and drew its hood forward, obscuring his face into shadows. "Then let the Vre'Denai begin - and may the Creator, the Tester and the Comforter bring the truth to light and death to the false witness." He spun on one heel, and walked out of the circle. The crowd parted to let him go through, then closed quickly. =/\= Black Hole Bar & Grill - Starbase BoB =/\= Cade was staring at the screen and didn't even realize that he'd finished the second pint until he tried to sip from an empty glass. Glancing down at it in mild irritation for having the nerve he looked around to see that the bartender and the two old-timers were also watching the news feed. Cade tapped the glass again. The bartender, to her credit, just grabbed a new glass, slid it under the tap, and turned the flow of stout on; all without taking her eyes off of the screen. It was obvious to anyone watching that whatever was happening was a monumental event. She slid the pint over to him with a smirk before returning her gaze to the channel. "Hey, isn't that...?" "Yeah, it is," Cade answered as they stared in rapt fascination at the screen. "Then let the Vre'Denai begin - and may the Creator, the Tester and the Comforter bring the truth to light and death to the false witness." They guy who had spoken walked from the center of the crowd. The big few the two obvious combatants stood on the inside edge of the circle. The guy swung his funky sword around in one more circle and Mulder made a test swings with her new weapon. "This can't be good," both Cade and bartender intoned under their breaths. "Manic Fate" =/\= Argellius =/\= The Federation News Service announcer spoke into the microphpne concealed in his immaculate suit. "And so, what should have been a sombre and dignified funeral of one of Argellius's most important citizens, hes seen an *incredible* turn of events. I can't remember, in my lifetime, such a barbaric and yet traditional combat ritual ever being performed." From the FNS studio, the female anchorwoman's voice said over the air, "Indeed not. It's shades of Captain Kirk and the Vulcan Rite all over again. Except of course, we don't want to see any ripped shirts today. In fact, we don't want to see anything ripped today. What are the chances of this being cancelled. Is it just sword-rattling, do you think?" "No, Selena, it isn't. Speaking to one of the family retainers, I can tell you that this really is going to be to the death, unless something happens that we can't yet foresee." "And what of the consequences if - and I say a big *if* the Starfleet captains kills her opponent?" "Then it will probably be a JAG matter, Selena - something I understand this particular Captain is no stranger to." Their words were cut short as the cameras panned to the circle that had been hastily cleared. "I think it's about to begin." The purient excitement in the report's voice was completely undisguised. With a sharp intake of breath, Foester stepped forward, rotating his wrist as the sword began to make wide circles in front of his body. He approached the center with a haughty look of arrogance on his face, eyes smouldering as they locked with Mulder's. For her part, she flicked him the most disinterested look she could fabricate, on the assumption that nothing would insult him so much as not being taken seriously by *her*. Keeping a slightly bored look on her face, she made a patronising "you first" gesture. He snapped the sword out with an over handed stroke, bringing it up and over Mulder's head. Her eyes narrowed she she tried to second-guess him, but she made no retaliatory move except for a slight shift away. Tucking his elbow to his side, Foester turned his shoulder into the Jaz'Aarian, swinging away to dance to her left, completing the turn by swinging the sword around again. This time, it snapped loose, extending the blade into the deadly segmented whip, which nearly doubled its length. Remembering Ron's hasty advice she stepped quickly and casually right up to him, almost face to face, and gave him a sweet smile. He couldn't implement the deadly effect without moving much further than was possible in that split second, and the sword re-connected. With a quiet growl, Foester stepped back, giving his blade a shake to make certain that it had reassembled properly. He'd expected some form of resistance - Lord Ranag wouldnt've chosen a Second with *no* experience whatsoever. But the casual calmness in this one in front of him puzzled him. There appeared no fear, no concern - in fact, she seemed as though she were completely disinterested in the contest completely. *Well, she'll scream a different tune soon enough* he thought to himself, gracing the woman in front of him with a leering smile. Mulder loosely flexed her own weapon, still affecting disinterest. Her tactic at the stage, with unfamiliar weapons and an unfamiliar opponent, was to let him make some moves so she could get a measure of him. More importantly, from a JazA'arian point of view, to gain a measure of prowness at reading his body-language. That would help her immeasurably with the fight. She was adept at reading Argellian from all her time with Ron, but each person had their own variances, and for one of her race, it was as vital an ingredient as the weapon itself. Her advantage was that Foester did not know of this. Casually examining a nail, she was as taut as a bowstring inside. She knew only too well that one miscalculation on her part would bring serious injury - or worse. But she had to hold off, at least for a little while longer. She couldn't resist a backwards glance at Ron, hoping to to able to take strength from one last look at him. Turning lightly on her heel as if just stretching her muscles, she glanced in his direction, and saw the man she knew as Elises whispering to him. Unable to hear, or even see properly from out of the corner of her eye, she could not even begin to guess what they were discussing. Hoping he would be quick, it was with distinct alarm - not to mention a touch of chagrin - that she saw Elises slip away - and Ron follow him. "Well, don't mind me," she muttered under her breath. "I'll just start the party without you, shall I? I'll give you a shout if anything interesting happens." It was manic fate. There she was, on an alien world, about to join in hand-to-hand combat to the death with an oaf she'd only just met - and Ron was wandering away. "Bring me back an ice-cream" she murmured. Deep down, she knew it had to be something of vital importance to the case. But all the same... She was brought out of her reverie by the realisation that Foester was moving again. He sidestepped, allowing the movement to take him somewhat farther away from Mulder. Giving the sword another turn of the wrist, he shrugged his shoulders and rolled his neck, returning the apparent disinterest in his foe before him. Another leering grin appeared as he swept the blade overhand again, aiming the last third of it for her skull. She was so intent in trying to discern his body-language that for a split second she was caught indecisive, and only moved at the last possible moment, believing that this time she could leap out of range, and so she darted sideways. But the strike was a feint. At the last moment, he let the blade extend again, its tip arcing over her back. As she'd side-stepped the blow, he cut it towards her, letting the segments bounce off the ground. With a normal blade, the inertia supplied by pulling the weapon towards her wouldn't strike its target - but extended, the segments ricocheted off the ground and sped up towards her legs. It was like a deadly metal snake of immeasurable evil, of metal against ground gave her a sudden flashback to the mutant arachnoids back on BoB. The reaction caused upwards and forwards - taking the fight *to* the enemy swooped almost lazily towards Foester. and the skittering the deadly time of her to jump now. Her arm He was counting on the segments bounding up from the ground to bite his enemy in the leg. He'd lamed many a strong man with the move - but this she-bitch leapt *forward*! He could see the curved blade darting for him, and he ducked himself, raising the handle of the sword in a vain attempt to divert the incoming blade. The awkward move forced him off balance, and he half-fell, half-skittered away from her. For a second she felt nothing, then a red-hot searing pain burned through the back of her leg and she realized that the last few segments had sliced through the leather and cut her. Silently she thanked Ron's choice of costume - anything less robust would have meant a deeper wound. She recovered as positively as she could and gave him an "is that the best you can do?" look, all the while aware that a tiny trickle of dark purple blood had smeared the ground beneath her foot. "Hah!" he barked, jerking the segments closed again. "First blood, offworlder whore!" "Think again, little boy." she said with a lazy smile, flicking her eyes to his hand and forearm where her own weapon had made it's presence felt, without him being initially aware of it. "What stings more - the cut, or being bested by a woman?" she taunted him deliberately. Eyes snapped to the wound - were blood seemed to pour out in a small trickle from the heel of his hand and half the forearm. Foester's eyes widened and he hissed in reflex pain before letting fury contort his face. "I'll have your head for that, filthy slut!" "My dear chap, unless your aim improves dramatically, you'll have a job finding the stadium, let alone my head. Do try again. I'm feeling generous." It was calculated psy-ops, and she had no way of knowing how susceptible he was. At the very least, she had the advantage of being female and therefore not taken seriously as a warrior. He swept the sword up into the air, and let the tip fall towards the floor, holding the blade in the position commonly known as the 'High Guard'. He advanced with short, powerful steps, intent on crowding Mulder backwards. She went with it - it was a different move and she frankly had no idea what he was planning next. The sword 'swished' out, preventing her from dodging. When in danger, attack, and she brought hew own blade out and across in a short stabbing sweep, aiming for his throat. In response, he crouched into a duck, parrying the thrust. The Death Whip bowed against Mulder's blade, segments disjointing themselves against the solid steel she held. This was sudden danger, and she knew that if she was disarmed now it would all be over in seconds flat. Again she moved in, trying to get some slack. "Death Blow" =/\= Argellius =/\= Catching her intent, Foester reversed the blade and drove the hilt at her, intent on knocking the wind from her lungs. Instead, he caught a glancing blow to shoulder. He growled at her, raising a hand to shove her back. "Get away from me, bitch!" "You're so *mean*," she gave a sultry grin. "But so cute." And she leaned in and did something she would have nightmares about for a long time afterwards. She kissed him full on the lips, then with a sharp jerk of her head, butted him viciously hard on the nose. It was ludicrous, absurd, and - she hoped - so baffling that it might free her from the impasse. Pain blossomed across his face. Eyes watering, Foester couldn't help but bring a hand up to his now smashed nose. A torrent of blood sprang out, running over his cupped palm to splatter on the floor. He yelped in surprise as much as pain, and back-pedalled away from her rapidly while his mind tried to come to terms with what had just occurred. "Suckerrrrr..." she sang at him. He flung his head, whipping blood around him in a flat stream, splattering the crowd to one side with his blood. They shrieked and pulled back as he crouched, again growling like a giant mongrel dog preparing to spring. Whirling around, she stabbed in earnest, the anger in her rousing to a familiar ice-cold Jaz'Aarian fury. She almost danced across the ground, her face cold, her movements staccato and emotionless. Foester side-slipped, ducked and weaved away from the onslaught, hardpressed to do anything but defend himself. He swallowed the fear that tried to break forward. This woman was *good* - perhaps even better than he was. She'd been playing with him, he realized; gauging his abilities, judging his weaknesses before pressing a serious attack. She advanced implacably, wondering to herself where the well of icy anger came from in a sentient being, marvelling at the feeling that consumed her, revelling in the hatred of this creature, this object she saw as a blockage to justice and right. He was not a person, he was a thing to be destroyed and sliced open, and only when he was no longer breathing could she tell Ron the job was completed. There was nothing surrounding her but a blur as he was on the retreat. She wanted to call to him to stop, to accept her blade, to surrender to the death that was coming and so end this wasting of time, this unnecessary prolonging of the inevitable. She was not human in those moments, and even as a detached part of her knew it, it willingly surrendered to it. He slipped and fell, feet scrabbling on a floor now slick with blood. For the first time, fear escaped to cross his face. He lashed upwards and outwards with the Death Whip, snapping the links apart as he did. He knew the segments would wrap around and hit him - but the damage they would do would be *much* greater to his victim. Her detachment was her undoing, she had been so scornful of the time and effort that needed to be expended, and as she snapped back out of the dark place her soul had been, she knew she was too late. The blades wrapped around her upper arm and raked across her back. She could see the tip continue on around to hit Foester in the shoulder, and her nose wrinkled at the smell of more fresh blood, it's metallic tang biting corrosively through the heavy air. All this registered in the fraction of a second it took for the blade to do it's work on her. Jagged chunks of flesh were seared from her back with juicy relish as the blade devoured her pale, soft skin. Sinew and muscle tore apart at it's insistent pull, and dark purple blood fountained out, spraying the ground and settling for a steady pulse in places where veins had been torn out of her skin. They dripped the precious life-blood in wanton waste on the filthy earth, and she bit her lips, ground her teeth together and willed herself not to shriek at the hideous pain that ripped through her. The feral part of her was urging the death blow against Foester, but her arms refused to move, her muscles sobbing in agony as she tried to lift the Honour Blade. She stopped, tried to freeze her mind, and took a deep steadying breath, then another, then another. Foester snatched the reprieve immediately - he rolled over to scramble on hands and knees away from Mulder, dragging his weapon with him. By the time she had recovered from the assault, he had returned to his feet. He panted, exertion, pain and blood loss already starting to take their toll on him. Seeing him moved galvanised her into action, and with supreme effort of will she forced herself to continue. The implacable death-lust was gone, but the anger was burning still and she used it, cursing softly at her own lack of concentration and missed opportunity. Wary, she circled him. She knew his tricks, and gauged his reactions. he was tiring too. She calculated, how much could she hurt him before she disabled him. The murdering madness was still there, but sullen and vengeful now. Still the showman, she stood as tall as her lacerated body would allow her, and reached over her shoulder to her bloodied back, filling her fingers with blood. She drew bloodied trails across her face in a sort of eerie warpaint, and gave a grunting laugh, from some primeval place deep inside. "Let us finish this. Now I will kill you," she breathed softly as a lover over the dusty, iron-stinking air. "Breathe your last, and surrender. I will be kind..." He released the blade again, and began to swing it in intricate patterns that swirled and dipped in front of him, occasionally lashing out in her direction with blinding speed. She smirked now, as she had the measure of the Honour Blade, and sidestepped and darted, not retreating but following, waiting, playing almost. She could read him now, and it felt good. To keep her muscles active she swung the Honour Blade gently and widely, not even deigning to attack him, but to show it was there, waiting to slice sweetly through his throat and stop his breath for evermore. With Herculean effort, Foester lashed out with the Death Blade, intent on driving it through his foe with a whip-like snap of its tip. Men had been disembowelled easily by this manoeuvre - and he wanted it over and done with. It was a death-blow and she knew it. Dodging as far as her body would allow, she thrust outwards in a desperate, calculated attack. Not at Foester - but at his weapon. There was an unearthly screech of metal upon metal that rent the air as even the blades seemed to be injured. A pull, and tug and a jarring that shot up her spine, and the Honour Blade wedged itself between the links. The strain was too much and the Death Blade shattered and snapped, it's pieces shooting outwards like deadly arrows. One lodged itself in her thigh, so cleanly it was a second before she felt it's fire. The other took her under the ribs, but the leather gave her some small measure of protection and it hung precariously half in and half out of her body. Even as it happened, she realised that Foester was disarmed, and bubbled up inside of her, trying to freeze out the pain, knowing must kill or doe herself. With a high, banshee like howl of pain and victory she used the last remnant of strength in her to fall Foester, the impetus knocking him to the ground. the rage that she and fury into Her bloodied face loomed over him as she knelt on his chest, her thigh a mass of blood and metal. "Party's over, filth," she spat, almost caressing his throat with her razor sharp blade as she drew it slightly back to slice clean through his windpipe...she would sever his head as he lay there, and she would have won... "Resurrection" =/\= Argellius =/\= "Party's over, filth," she spat, almost caressing his throat with her razor sharp blade as she drew it slightly back to slice clean through his windpipe...she would sever his head as he lay there, and she would have won... A gentle hand lit upon her shoulder. Snarling, she spun round with her weapon raised, almost ready to strike, her emotions and reactions reduced to feral, primitive killing mode. "I will finish this! Leave me alone. This must happen." Ron looked down on her, his expression a mix of somber sadness and concern. "Let it go, Mulder." Something in his voice halted her death strike. "Why? He must die. Only one can leave alive. That is the way it must be. why do you stop me? Why can I not do this?" "Trust me." His eyes searched her face, concerned at the wild anger that burned in her eyes. She held his eyes for a long moment, her breathing fast and shallow, her normal reason battling with instinct and blood-lust. Then she drew a deep shuddering breath and lowered her weapon. Giving Foester a last look of disgust and a sharp kick in the ribs, she contented herself with spitting on him contemptuously before moving painfully away. "What's the meaning of all this?" Blustered Ilisisone, as he shouldered his way into the ring. The look on his face mixed displeasure at his loss with relief that his Second was still alive. "I'll show you what this is all about, liar!" Ron snarled at his grandfather. He spun on one heel, and strode up to the crowd encircling the fighters. "Make way! Get back!" As the crowd parted before him, a gasp sounded from its rear. It continued, repeated and louder as the reactions of surprise and shock rolled its way through the crowd. Standing there with a somewhat smug look on his face was Elises, still wearing the ceremonial chain-mesh cape of Vre'Denai. But that wasn't what brought the reaction. She stood there quietly, demure and appearing somewhat embarrassed at all the attention. Rak'Hael Jerillion looked up briefly at the crowd, then turned to walk towards her son. She smiled at Elises as she passed, and stopped by Ron. He returned her smile, and looked to his Grandfather. "Not quite as dead as you made her out, is she?" Ilisisone faded to a pale skinned, open-mouthed statue. He staggered briefly, then caught himself. "Wha...Wha..." Turning to the crowd, he raised a hand to quiet the murmuring crowd. "House Lord Jerillion demanded of my mother to diverge my location, with the intent of bringing me back to the House to become the successor. But she didn't know where I was - in fact, as you all know, I'd left Argellius to join Starfleet. But he didn't believe her - and slowly, painfully poisoned her. But not to death." He turned to glare at Ilisisone, venom slashing through his voice. "No - the Lord of your House poisoned her to a state of complete and total unconsciousness." The crowd gasped as the connotations connected. "And this *man*," eh pointed an accusatory finger at Ilisisone, "would have burned her *alive*, without a second thought!" Angrily, he strode across the bloodslicked floor, and rammed a finger into his Grandfather's chest. "Deny it, bastard!" He growled. "*I* have the proof of your House Warder, the so-called 'cook' you hired *and* that of my Mother." Another poke, so hard he shoved the smaller man back a step. "Deny it!" Ilisisone stammered, his mouth flapping like a beached fish for a moment - and then he fainted dead away, collapsing to the floor. He landed as boneless as a corpse, not too far from his dying Second. Standing next to Caz, Rak'Hael bent down and touched a hand to her shoulder. "My dear...are you all right?" Startled, Mulder looked up with a grimace of pain and read the concern in Rak'Hael's eyes. Torn between uttering some stoic comment and some flip remark, she came down on the side of levity. "Hullo Mrs Ron. You and your son sure know how to throw a party. Are family gatherings always this much fun?" She reached out a hand in mute appeal for help. Gentle, deft hands helped her to stand; careful not to touch the wounds that seeped vermilion blood. "You're very brave." She murmured with a smile. Even through the pain Mulder was fascinated to meet the woman so long absent in Ron's life - the other woman who shared his love. "Brave? Nah, I'm just a crazy Jaz'Aarian who loves a good fight. Especially when the stakes are the happiness of a man I adore. I'm glad you're okay," she offered lamely. "It was one helluva fight," she winced as she tried to stand upright, "But you should see the other guy." she gave a dismissive wave of the hand towards the fallen Foester. Ron sneered down at the man, then motioned to the ceremonial guards. "Take them both away, and hold them for their trial." He motioned to another, who trotted over quickly. "Call the House Lords Major and Great, and advise them that they shall assemble for Judgment." As the two unmoving bodies were dragged off, Ron mounted the dais. "You are all witness to what has happened here. And you shall be witness to the realignment of House Jerillion. But for now..." his gaze fell to the two women who mattered most to him. "For now, leave us in peace..." The camera panned back to the face of the FNS reporter, who's astonishment was written clear. "Incredible! A murder, a bout of mortal combat - and a resurrection. Where this leaves House Jerillion now, I have no idea." The anchorwoman's voice came over, "Indeed, Alan. The political repercussions must be monumental." "That's right, Selena. And you can be sure that FNS will be bringing you the first news once judgement is reached. This is Alan McNab, Federation News Service, on Argellius." The camera panned back to the studio and the immaculately coiffeured Selena Forest smiled at the billions of viewers. "After the break we'll be back with political commentary on todays incredible events on Argellius and a fight analysis by an official of the Interstellar Fight Club. But first, a word from our sponsors..." =/\= Main Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Exhausted and overpowered, Felix motored down the Main Promenade, zigzagging blithely as though the maze were still there. The late evening spell of the Lower Promenade had proved the lethalness of Bar Coda and its kinsmen, but already sozzled, Felix had ejected himself from that area a while ago. Now he eyed De'ath's, which was closing; the way people moved and chattered as they finished up. He would stop and stare for a few seconds at each intricacy before stumbling along. Lester paused for a second or three too long at any hint of food, causing Felix to turn and curse him. The dog would follow out of endurance, body low in its lightly withered casing. Out of pity, a passer-by donated the end of a hot dog to the animal's cause. Lester, aching for something real to eat, wolfed it in a second, not stopping for a second to emit the charm or grace he had had not long ago. Felix spun. "My dog, all right? My dog. I'll feed it, thank you, and not your crap." "You might want to feed him more, then. He's wasting away, poor thing." Lester received a sympathetic stroke of the beard. "Stick out of it." Felix sounded fanatical. Lester recognised this tone as one of particular proximity to the state of shouting and shuffled off to one side with the vaguest of loyalty. A long final look was all he got back in return. He turned, a path clearing before him. Lester might have kicked his heels if he was a bit older, and human. "My dog, my business." He repeated and clung to it for a few moments, eventually walking to the phrase's rhythm. Succumbing to the mantra, he didn't notice he'd walked all the way to the end, somehow. Perhaps his less-than-lucid brain had found or created a shortcut. The large walls and turbolift doors in front of him, he ended up in the middle of queue. His head nodded, only the sense of people beind to close to him. Lester's hair bristled through his trousers, irritating his legs. He kicked one of them out and caught the dog's hind leg. Lester emitted a subdued mewl that was lost in the chattering of the crowd. It never made it to Felix's ears. His brain had shed the art of tuning into conversation a few minutes previously. Instead he stared dumbly past the razor-cuts on his face, still not properly blotted. There were too many people. The woman in the green polo-neck who looked a little like Paxan, a married couple, a shop-owner heading home. Each of them burned against him as they swayed too near or nattered too loudly. He felt an unforeseen desire to be rid of them all and exited in a whirlwind of dirty white and denim and dog. He and his rage marched onwards, looking like a bad day, snapping his head to double-check the identity of someone. In the faces of strangers he looked for hints of colleagues, Paxan, Emma, old friends, family, Mulder. They were all memories whose tenacity he couldn't manage to gauge - simple realise it and look away immediately. Felix slammed head-first into an advertising brochure. Lester had had some foresight and lingered back and winced away from the approaching explosion. "What son of a mother-buggerer put all this crap here anyway!" he exclaimed at it, laying into it with both fists. Each way felt like the way he used to hit someone, but better. The slogan crumpled to the floor like a withering boxer. He stood backwards and gazed. "Bog off," he remarked to the rubbernosers, and headed onwards. Felix had the impending feeling of bursting with too many thoughts. Lester chased at his ankles, invariably getting in his way. What wasn't on his mind, of course, was that everything was going to change. He had no idea. All he knew was that this was the last high he'd have unless he could get some more, which was becoming difficult. He swallowed, tasting his dry mouth, and stamped onward. =/\= Not Far Away - Starbase BoB =/\= "I cannot believe we are back on this wretched heap," bemoaned Ethel Clenchbottom. "Push faster!" "Yes, dear," the tired voices of Enid Straightrod and Eunice Tightpurse chanted as they leaned into the handles of the wheelchair. This year's Annual Discrete and Proper Outing, as conducted by The Ladies Club of Lower Tighten, West Midlands, England, was proving one fiendishly improper disaster after another. First, an unscheduled stop on Starbase BoB where they were set upon by ruffians and perverts and very little in the way of proper lace doilies in the guest quarters. Then it was off to their next stop, a rather quaint little spa in an out-of-the-way and charming little colony near the Romulan Neutral Zone. Their baths were legendary. Their young, blind towelboys were more so: tanned, buff and starved for attention. But, alas, it was not so. Engine troubles, a collision with a rogue asteroid, then months drifting in space. Becalmed in the infinite black with insufficient quality towels, they suffered mightily. Nearly as much as the crew that serviced their needs. Today, even the burliest, sweatiest, most illiterate warp coil scrubber on that vessel struggles mightily to forget the proper manner of folding a cloth napkin into a decorative goose. And poor Ethel, their leader, returned injured. Her right leg was strapped up and perched high on a strut protruding from her wheelchair. The Ladies Club believed that hovering was for the young and impetuous, the properly dignified injured must be grounded with proper wheels. Or so Ethel had convinced her peers. From a different avenue, Felix hurtled to the same place. Sounds and crowds seemed to appear wherever he went. The dog bouded next to him. He really didn't notice many of the figures now as they went past him. He collided clumsily with a couple of blurry outlines that he tried harder to distinguish. One of them was part of a shop front, and caused some disturbance as a table rocked noisily. "Was there a planet here last time? I don't remember a planet!" Enid gasped over the labor of pushing her wounded companion. "Be quiet and push. We need to get to the restaurant before it opens. Otherwise we'll have to wait in line!" Ethel clucked. The passageway seemed to be blocked by something large and maintained by the elderly. Felix peered at it and tried to get his bearings, wobbling on his feet. He leant backwards against nothing as Lester tried to predict his next movement, gazing dozedly at the device. "Are we going the right direction?" Eunice pulled up, leaving her half of the wheelchair unmanned as she dug into her purse for her guidebook. "Compensate! Compensate!" Ethel screamed, waving her cane, as the chair veered off course. A beach-bound family of four was scattered, shouting, as she careened towards a storefront, Enid frantically in tow. With the clamouring of attention surrounding the rickety wheelchair and its rolling course, Felix came to slightly more. For Lester it was a different sense that awakened him. Felix, not being a dog, did not smell nearby that De'ath's bakery was laying out fresh sausage roll tasters on the terrace section, but Lester, being one, did. His eyes gleamed their reflection as a moment's hesistation disappeared, and he bounded forward. Realising he needed a pick-me-up, he fumbled for an innocent-looking hypospray in his pocket, and released its dose surreptitiously into his wrist. Being the last, it was well-loaded. He stooped into a familiar place, looking up with new-found alertness. Where was the dog? "Right then, back on course! The early-bird buffet awaits us!" Ethel poked her cane furiously at her intended course as her fellows resumed the march. "Stupid animal!" Felix shouted at Lester, and the dog cowered mid-flight, suddenly motoring backwards instead. "What is that? A runaway mop? A tribble?" Ethel clawed for her spectacles, bringing the chained optics to her eyes a moment too late. The little furry torpedo emitted a yelping noise from beneath the conveyance, startling the entire Ladies Club into breathless silence. "Asteriod!" Enid cried out, shell-shocked from their earlier troubles, as she gingerly attempted to crouch for cover. Had it been displayed on a sensor relay, it would have looked like a rather obese grey-haired mechanical torpedo hitting a much smaller unfortunate interstellar object. The dog yelped as the wheel hit his ribs, sending him scuttling across the Promenade. Felix watched as the dog disappeared off the side of his vision and the collapsed chair replaced him. His eyes bulged as the final hit of the present, strongest-available drug took hold more rigorously. His body trembled mortally and his lungs grasped for any surrounding air. He overheated with a loud clamour. "LESTER!" "Compensate! Compensate!" Ethel waved her directing cane again, as the chair began to spin, victim to Enid's attempts to seek cover. Her protruding leg swung freely. Eunice screamed loudly as the ponderously large yellow uniform blundered towards them. Felix tripped over Ethel's less-good leg on his way past and fell flat to the floor, about a metre away from Lester, whose body curled in on itself like a hairy prawn. His head had taken a slight impact and the dazedness returned. Everything was pounding; unknown muscles, and his head. Lester phased in and out of his vision as the dog himself stepped in and out of life. "Man down!" Ethel screamed from her chair. "Man down! Go around him! To the buffet, ladies! To the buffet!" Her eyes watered from the impact to her injured leg, but she persisted, waving her cane to apply a swat to Felix's backside. "What a cute little doggie!" Enid left her cowering position and moved to help the poor stricken pup. "Perhaps we have a biscuit for you?" She swung her heavy purse round to dig inside. The dog watched Not far pilot's panted a slow, miserable approach to an exhausted howl. Felix with his eyes gripped open, muscles clenched, unable to budge. away someone commed the vet, vague words passing through the ears by way of recognisance. One of the emergency sous-vets under Sesquip Edalian tumbled past a small group of people. "Is this your dog?" he asked, and not getting a response of the pilot, glanced at the train of ancient women. "Indeed not! The poor thing belongs to that man!" Enid shot up from hiding and waved an accusatory finger at Felix. "Well, we need to get him back to the shop. Are you taking responsibility for him?" he asked them, trying to clarity. Felix tried to say something but it got lost in the hubbub. "Someone needs to. I have to send the bill somewhere," he expressed as politely as possible. "Indeed, someone needs to, as that man is clearly incapable! Look at him, he can barely walk. And where was the mongrel's leash during all this?" Ethel harrumped from her chair, momentarily distracted from her journey by the opportunity to harangue someone. "You there, get up and care for your filthy pet!" Ethel gave Felix another swat with her cane. "It's not filthy! It is just hungry. Aren't you little sweetie?" Enid kept digging through her purse, certain that she had a packet of biscuits somewhere within. The vet comm'd back to the Pet Shop and cleared an emergency transport with security. It wasn't long before Felix realised that his dog, his Lester was gone from the ground in front of him. It pushed him in an electric start to a crouched position. "You!" A finger struck out toward the ladies. "You are responsible!" The trio harrumped as one, staring cruely at Felix. "We should think not, young man!" Ethel wheezed. "Indeed. You should be ashamed," Eunice chided. "I was sure I had some biscuits," Enid whined. "Off we go, ignore the rubbish in the corridor!" Ethel raised her cane once more, indicating their course. With a groan, her friends leaned into the chair handles and began pushing, making a slow, frowning circuit of Felix's body. Felix remained stock still as the wheels of the ancient craft churned away behind him. Finally it disappeared, and his mind hunted for something else to concentrate on. It couldn't settle, so his feet worked for him. He began to run. Darting at first, and then into a paced determination, frenzying through and around clusters of people. Eventually he found a stairwell and propelled himself up it, hunting for means of escape. Before long a turbolift was propelling him past decks, numbers and destinations, none of which appealed to him. Fear came into it, making all the senses blur until they were alone. More people filled up the carriage as it plunged through Starbase BoB. Feeling claustrophobic, he made his exit. Felix sprinted, a clumsy dash of dark blue against the under-maintained lighting. Fortunately no one was around to witness him tripping over his feet or bashing a wall, staggering against it for support. Sweating as though under equatorial sun, he came to his knees and searched for the next place to go. The brightness closed in on him and he drove himself into the wall, wanting something darker. His fingers found a hatch and he grappled with it inefficiently. Eventually it relented, and with shaky swiftness he threw himself in, slamming the metal closed behind him. He managed a few metres before he fell down, jaw slamming against the surface. He whined as it ached, but the rest of his body joined it in a clamour. His ears filled with sound, selected and elevated until the crackling sounded like music, an ancient radio eventually tuning to sound. Music. A tune not thought on for years, reemerging from nowhere to join the present continuum. A muted guitar strummed at a walking speed beat. Felix's heart provided an arhythmic drum. And then, the voice, formed as he struggled for the words to feed it. He listened to this private ensemble as his pupils disappeared, and his eyes streamed and closed, and he shook and underwent the consequences he had always known he should have left unfindable. =/\= =/\= Saw my life go flashing past In the eyes of a faithful friend Four legs four lives And the screeching tyres never seem to end I will change if Lester lives Not mess him round just cause I own him He was nearly wiped away But he had good luck and strong bones You make me clench my teeth Us humans ain't got dignity Eat my plants and steal my things You're the head of security I will change if Lester lives Not mess him round just cause I own him He was nearly wiped away But he had good luck and strong bones Inside and behind him I will change if Lester lives Not mess him round Just cause I own him =/\= =/\= =/\= In a second or a day, a period of time he would never be able to identify, he lived it out over and over again until eventually, the mind shut down. The body went with it, staying in a locked position, curled up next to panels and wires. He would resurface a while later, feeling as though hell itself had collided with his private world, and with a destroyed sense of reality. He had known it was coming. For now, a solitary heartbeat drummed out the remainder of the black. =/\= Main Security Office - USS Caledonia =/\= Things tended to creak, squeak and otherwise complain rather much during daytime flying, namely when either Jinti or Richards had the conn. That's why Harlan enjoyed the night shift over everything else. There was a certain calmness to it that wasn't to be found on any other time of the day. Glass readied on the table, next to the iced bottle of Janx, he leaned back on his seat, put his feat up and started sorting out some PADDs in front of him. "Ok, lets get this started" he muttered and tapped on the first of the pile. "We're all overdue for a medical checkout? Hell I can't even remember when I had my last one and that´s how'll stay, Sir" he continued after reading the first lines with a smirk. "Looks like the new doctor wants to try and do things right. Welcome to Madhouse Caledonia, girl." He grinned and took a long sip from his glass. =/\= Meanwhile - Somewhere in the Bowels of the Ship =/\= "Swear to god, I've seen her coming along here. And now, it's that little Ferengi too! I tellyah, there's definitely something going on here, and we're gonna find out what." Connors hissed and waved Serwal on. Serwal grumbled and moved into the darkened corridor. "So what?" he protested on his way. "People are allowed to go wherever they want. What's the big deal about that?" he explained. Connors shook his head with discontent. "Aren't you curious? What's Jinti got to do with a Ferengi? Besides, we're Security aren't we?" he replied looking important. "So?" cut Serwal in unimpressed. "So? So we have to know if there's something fishy going on. It's our job after all, were would we stand if we didn't do our jobs alright?" Connors said half offended. "In a dark corridor in the middle of the night, that's where." Sighed Serwal. "Ah, what the hell, now we're here, lets just see what's it all about" he mumbled and walked on. =/\= =/\= =/\= "Ow..." Zim grated his teeth and resisted the urge to kick the loose pipe he'd just stubbed his toe on. That hadn't been there last time he'd made his way to the still. Then again the last time he'd been had been many many months ago. He scuttled along quietly. =/\= =/\= =/\= Jinti was pottering inside the secret still. The little room, so neatly hidden behind the loose panel, the in-between bulkhead secret corridor, and the depths of who-knew-where was her haven and sanctuary. She'd done it up nicely, in the last six months too - if a few rickety tables, a selection of odd chairs, and the old sleep-it-off matress (which she avoided looking at for reasons that she didn't want her brain to discuss), and the stubs of candles. It was almost cozy. And of course, in pride of place, the wall filled with barrels and barrels of hooch, from both the stores original brewers and the Mirror Universe supply. A few jugs and glasses and beakers stood on a makeshift wooden bar, and the sweet pungent scent of dangerous alcohol was music to her senses. "If'n I didn't have ta fly tonight I'd git well and truly hammered," she told herself, settling at a table and staring moodily at nothing in particular. "Give it a go. I doubt anyone would be able to tell the difference." "I wondered when you'd show up, rat," she grated her teeth. "I 'bin expectin' ya. Git yer skinnny ass out here an' stop hidin' like the coward y'are." Zim stepped out of the shadows and flashed Jinti a toothy grin. As he brushed some of the dust and dirt that had acumulated during one of his more unorthodox shortcuts he quickly inspected the place. "Nicely set up." he murmured in appreciation. The memory of the previous meeting with Jinti was still rather fresh so Zim decided to tread softly. "Hmph," she muttered. "No thanks to you. I did all this work all by myself. An' thass why I'm keepin' the profits so far." At least, they weren't shouting at each other yet. Zim shrugged his bony shoulders, "Meh, I think I might let you off with that. With all the stuff we've got here there should be plenty of profit for all." He eyed the hooch greedily. Half wanting to tell him to get stuffed, but half wanting to show off her skills at hooch-stealing, she indicated a set of older barrels. "Thass the MU stuff. Go on, have a chug. I'll take the cost outta yer next lot o'profuts. careful though, it might be too strong fer the likes of you," she smiked, hoping to goad him into taking a bigger chug than neccessary. "We'll see." replied Zim with a leer. Jinti obviously didn't know about his rather alcoholic past which Zim thought might give him a slight advantage when it came to tasting the hooch. One slug and a coughing fit later he was proved wrong. "Tha's not bad." rasped Zim. "Not bad?" It's damn red-hot sexy stuff, that is. With the right outlet, it's worth a fortune," she told him with smug satisfaction. Wiping the tears from his eyes Zim turned to face Jinti, "I might have found someone, well, somewhere that could do with a regular supply of booze..." =/\= =/\= =/\= "I swear, there was something. I've heard it clearly" hissed Connors, ducking behind an old, half rotten crate. "Right" replied Serwal in a mocking tone. "As if anyone else was bored or stupid enough to walk around these corridors at this time of the night" he added with a bored undertone, kicking about a small, crushed can. "What did I do to deserve you as partner?" despaired Connors and inspected his surroundings for the noise he was sure he had heard. "HAH! That should teach you to trust me!" he then said pointing at a half closed panel, a few meters in front of them. Serwal whirled around and eyed the panel with distrust. It looked just like any other panel, were it not for the fact that it was held against the inner wall on two parallel railings. If whoever was there wouldn't have left it open, they would have never seen it. Serwal stepped towards the panel and pointed at the floor. "Dammit Connors, for once you were right. Look at this" he said and waved his mate towards him. On the floor, two sets of footsteps were clearly visible on the thin layer of dust. A few others, but definitely older steps were barely visible, too. "Somebody's been coming here quite often, it seems" grinned Connors. "Shall we then?" he added and invited Serwal to pass through the panel. "I hate it when you're right" grumbled Serwal and stepped into the dark corridor behind the loose panel. Once through, they both stopped. Two voices could be heard, faint and muffled but clearly audible in the reigning silence. =/\= =/\= =/\= "She said 'cause nobody believes me the maan was such a sleezy ain't neeever gonna be the sa a ame" sung Harlan more or less in tune with the sound coming out of the speakers. Throwing the fifth PADD on the out-tray (which was just a part of his desk he had designated that way and marked with little plastic storm troopers he had replicated for that specific matter. Needless to say, it looked quite good, even with the soldiers due to an overenthusiastic PADD throw) "How other seniors manage this kind of crap?" he wondered have to ask somebody bout that" with that he let out stretched his arms to almost impossible limits. one or two fallen the hell do the out aloud. "I really a huge yawn and "Janie needs a drink yeah yeah, Janie needs a drink" he continued singing, while he stepped through his office door. =/\= Secret Still =/\= "I was talking to McArnh earlier..." said Zim as he took a seat, "...and it seems the Caledonia has a barman and such. I suggested supplying some of the hooch and he seemed interested. What do you think?" Zim wasn't too bothered by Jinti's answer. If she thought it was a good idea then great, if she didn't Zim would go ahead with his share anyway. "There ain't a barman no more," Jinti said morosely. "There wuz, but he went. An' he wuz already a customer. So..." she seemed disinclined to discuss the matter any further, but then something alerted her and she jerked her head up. "Didja heer sumthin'? Like, voices?" Zim cocked his head for a moment and concentrated. He could have sworned he'd heard something then. After a moment he shook his head and continued listening to Jinti. He still wasn't used to the background groans and creaks of the Caledonia. =/\= =/\= =/\= "..." whispered Serwal. "What?" whispered Connors back. "Shhhh!" Serwal hushed Connors down. "You're standing on my foot, you idiot!" he then hissed, his face turning a delicate shade of grey in the twilight. "Oh" Connors looked down. "Sorry" he said quickly then leaned back against wall. In a short distance, the conversation stopped for a few seconds, then went on. "They almost had us. Now shush. I'll try to get nearer" whispered Connors almost voiceless. =/\= =/\= =/\= "I *did* hear voices," Jinti whispered urgently. "I hope you remembered to close the door behind ya" - she broke off. "You didn't, did ya?" =/\= =/\= =/\= Connors glanced quickly into the room, then scuttled back to Serwal. "It*is* them!" he hissed in an urgent whisper. "They're having an argument. And there's lots of stuff in there" "I'll be..." muttered Serwal impressed. =/\= =/\= =/\= "I...er..." Zim thought for a moment. He might have done..."Maybe it fell off? You know how old everything is round here." He said unconvincingly. "Ya dumb clumsy li'l toerag - ya fergot t'close the door," She groaned. "Jeez, I shoulda shoved ya back in that statis chamber the minnit I saw ya!" "Its a good job you didn't." said Zim with a low hiss, "Otherwise you'd be defending the still all on your own." =/\= =/\= =/\= "What now?" asked Connors voiceless. "We find out what's going on, that's what." replied Serwal resolutely and moved forward. "Wait" stopped Connors with a hiss. "Shouldn't we have phasers or something?" he the asked unsure. "Coward" grumbled Serwal. "It's our shipmates, how bad can it be. Now lets move" he then added. =/\= =/\= =/\= "Well if'n we got visitors they'd better be folks we know, or else they ain't gonna be welcome," Jinti became very territorial. Zim nodded his large head in agreement, "Nobody is taking our profit." He growled and picked up the chair he'd been sitting on, brandishing it like a lion tamer would. =/\= =/\= =/\= Harlan reached his quarters and opened the door. "and everywhere I go, People know the part I'm playin' " Harlan hummed and stepped into the room, just to stop dead in his tracks. "NO! MY PRECIOUSSS!!!" he then roared and hurried towards the fallen panel, behind which he hid his stash of Janx, which was now covered with pale, squishy tube grubs en masse. A quick glance revealed a series of tunnels that led to the room next door. "ewwww" he exclaimed as he reached into the moving goo pile and removed the metallic containers with the precious liquid. Angrily, he tapped his badge and barked in a few words. "ZIIIM, YOU LITTLE !&$*#*&$!!!" =/\= =/\= =/\= Jinti picked up another chair and looked at Zim, "Okays, bud," then she bit her tongue - my no stretch of the imagination could he be classified as her 'bud'. "Right, you. Let's git ready..." she motioned him to hide one side of the door. Zim let the bud comment pass, after all stress did strange things to people. He crept over to the other side of the door and gave Jinti a nod. He was all set to protect the still. "Here they come," she mouthed at him. "One...two...three..." Zim's combadge squawked with Harlan's message, setting off the rather jumpy Ferengi. "Take that!" growled Zim as he swung his chair at the shadows. He swung again and hit something soft. "Let that be a lesson to you!" Zim hissed and prepared to swing again. Connors saw the chair coming in the last possible second and jumped back hastily. Unfortunately, another occupant of the shadows was not that fortunate, and a surprised, but delighted Suicide Cat absorbed the skullcracking blow with a loud, screeching scream, being thrown by the resulting force directly on Serwals face. Serwal, not expecting the live ammunition, fell to the floor, feeling four set of claws burrowing deep in his face. His screams and furious exclamation came out somewhat muffled under the amount of fur covering his mouth. Connors ducked behind a barrel and raised his hands. "STOP! OR I'LL SHOOT!" he yelled, unable to think of anything better. =/\= =/\= =/\= "WHY ARE THERE GRUBS RUINING MY QUARTER. THEY ARE COMING FROM YOUR ROOM YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!" Harlan shouted angrily into his badge. "I'M GONNA THROW YOU INTO THE BRIG IF MY JANX IS RUINED" he continued. =/\= =/\= =/\= "Crappin' hell!" Jinti swore, not knowing who to hit first or who to yell at next. "Whut the frolickin' hell are you guys doing here?" she rounded on them. "We should be asking that, Miss Lamarr" replied Connors, still ducking behind the barrel. "We're Security, mind you. And you're obviously doing something illegal here...whatever it is" he ended a bit lame. "Oh yeah, *real* tough-guys," she said sarcastically, eyeing Serwals's struggles. "Yeah, I'm terrified. Like, NOT." "GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!" yelled Serwal inbetween, rolling around the dusty floor, beating the feline with every single ounce of strength he had left, trying to get her off his face. Suicide Cat was definitely enjoying this. She hissed and meowed with delight, while burying her claws deeper into Serwals skin. "ZIM! Tell that there pimp ta belt up, it's givin' me a headache!" Jinti yelled over the dim. Not sure who to have a go at first Zim shook the chair viciously. Then he tapped his badge, "Erm...Harlan? Just shut up for a second. Okay? Just shut up." Back to Serwal and Connors Jinti growled, "You two had better have a damn good explanation. I've got a chair an' I knows how to use it." "GET IT OFF ME!" continued Serwals screaming. Connors turned around and realized his mates rather difficult situation. "Oh" he said, somewhat surprised. Then he kicked the cat with a swift movement off Serwals face,who screamed in pain, as the claws left large bloody trails on their way out. "As I said, as part of the Security Crew of this ship, it is our duty to follow up any suspicious activity. This here definitely falls into that subject, don't you think?" Connors finally replied, standing up in full height and giving as much as authority to his voice as he could. He was rather good at it. "Bloody cat, I'll kill her" swore Serwal as he wiped the blood of his face, which, he realized quickly, wasn't a smart move, as the wounds started to burn with the dust accumulated on his sleeves. Zim prayed that his less than diplomatic messge to Harlan would keep him quiet for a bit. He had no idea what Janx was anyway. He waved his chair at Connors and hissed, "Thats harrassment! You've no reason to go snooping about hew-man! If I remember my security training you've got to have just cause." Connors measured Zim up for a split second. He probably had a point there, but Connors wasn't one to give in that easily. Besides, his trained eye (trained for cons and scams, but trained nontheless) had spotted the still and his brain was quickly picturing together the situation. A situation that suddenly seemed quite appealing if used the right way. "I s'pose your what Starfleet agree" he said with a knowing it?" little experiment over there" he pointed at the still, "is would definitely define as "just cause", I'm sure you slowly, stretching the last words and crossing his arms grin. "Which puts us in a slightly akward situation, don't Serwal tried to ignore the pain and watched Connors. They had worked long enough for him to know that his mate had something in mind. Whatever it was, it usually didn't play out in their benefit, which Serwal expressed by letting out a resignated sigh. =/\= =/\= =/\= "THE HELL I WILL, FERENGI! GET YOUR ASS TO MY ROOM AND EXPLAIN THIS MESS OR I'LL USE YOUR REAR TO CLEAN THIS UP AND EVEN IF I HAVE TO CUT YOU IN PIECES" yelled Harlan furiously, watching the grubs wriggle along the floor towards his bathroom, leaving a gooey trail behind them. "Gertrude, where in hell is that little worm?" he uttered into the room through clenched teeth. The magenta bunny appeared, a mocking gesture on its rabbit face. "Not within the reach of my sensors, but if it helps, they're waaay down on the ship, Lt." she smirked and disappeared again. =/\= =/\= =/\= Jinti was on a short fuse and didn't know who to punch first - Zim, for leaving the door open, or these pair of goons for threatening her hardearned little set-up. Slamming the chair down onto the floor, she said in the (surprising) sudden silence. "Security? You two ain't *proper* security," she told them off. "I bin around BoB and here long enuff to knows you ain't, cuz I knows who's who. Youz a coupla engineers from BoB what are moonlightin'. I bin there lots, an' I knows their Chief Engineer ain't gonna be too pleased prolly. In fact, she'll prolly kick yer asses. So there!" "..." managed to interject Connors, completely ignored by Jinti, who seemed to be on a streak. "*AND* impersonatin' a security officer is a bit of a crime where I comes from," Jinti was on a roll, and believed it was true. It *sounded* pretty true, at any rate. "..." started Connors with the intention to shut Jinti up, only to be ignored once more. Zim nodded, "Yeah thats right." Absent mindedly Zim gave his badge a little tap and said in an aside, "I've no idea what you're on about Harlan, and I don't care. Goodbye!". He turned his attention back to Jinti. =/\= =/\= =/\= "ZIM! ZIIIM!!" yelled Harlan furiously into his badge, but a static silence was the only answer. "Gertrude, where did ENSIGN Zims last transmition come from? And don't gimme that "no sensor" crap, or I'll unleash Engineer Lightwave on your wires." He bellowed. Gertrude appeared, with a genuinely offended expression on her face. "My my, we want to watch that temper of ours, don't we? No need to get ugly, Lt. Here's the coordinates you want." She grumbled, while a screen on the wall lit up with a ships layout. "You're lobes are mine, you miserable grub infester." Hissed Harlan and left his room. "You wont call Zeke, will you?" Gertrude shouted behind Harlan in an unsure tone, only to get no response. "He's nuts, you know?" she muttered to herself and disappeared in a puffy magenta cloud. =/\= =/\= =/\= In her stride, Jinti started brandishing the chair about, "An' you know whut? Lass people I got inna fight with were two Naussicaans. TWO! Yeah. On Starbase Raven. *An'* I got thrown in the brig fer it." That was, surprisingly, absolutely true more or les. "So I'm well hard, me, an' I reckon I could have the pair of youz fer breakfast. An' short-stuff over there will bite yer ankles too!" "Yeah I'll bi...what?" Zim said, flashing a scowl a Jinti for a moment. They could clear that up later. Much later if the Naussicaan thing was true. "..." Connors tried it again, now with a little more emphasis. Fat chance, thought Serwal amused, watching the interchange, smirking against his will. "When I kicks yer sorry asses I'm gonna pour hooch all over youz and leave youz out cold reeking of alcohol on dooty and then you'll be in reeeel troubble," The chair was just within poking distance, and Jinti's temper was just within exploding distance. "So why don't you guys make it easy on yerselves? There's plenny o'hooch fer sale..." Connors waited for a few seconds with crossed arms. "You done?" he then asked pleasantly. "First off, we've been Security for this ship since the 8472 incident, which you have seemed to miss, since you are usually too busy trying to crash the Caly. Second, you can have a Pizza Party with Lt. Omar for all I care, she ain't my boss anymore. Deal with Lt. de Carabas if you have complaints." "Third of all, there's two ways for you guys to get out of this. One is easy and..." he sideglanced at Zim, "profitable. The other, well, lets just say, the law is on our side. And as for the Nausicaans, we've dealt with a bar full of drunk Irish during St. Patricks. So bring it on, we can take whatever you got" he finished defiantly, his jaw set, his body changing to a more combatant posture. Serwal watched the interchange with a mix of annoyance and amusement. Connors did know how to talk his way out, he just hoped Jinti would buy the bluff and ease off. Besides, that still wasn't bad workmanship, but could be definitely improved. And Serwal was really in need of something strong to kill off the pain caused by that bloody cat. "Oh yeah?" Jinti folded her arms, "Right them, clever-ass, listen up. One, you ain't no security officer whutever you sez, coz you ain't got a cer-tiffy-cat. Two, I dunno the lootenant on BoB but I here she's got long reaches, an' once an engineer, always an engineer an' the only way ya check out is in a casket. An' three, y'all are talkin' blackmail. An' that's a pretty dangerous thing t'do when there's a Ferengi in the room." She looked at Zim. He scowled at the others and let out a hiss, shaking the chair again. "We Ferengi invented a special whip for people who try and blackmail or doublecross us. Its designed to remove flesh while keeping the victim concious..." "See, he might not look much, but when ya tries t'cheat a Ferengi outta profits, ya takes yer life in yer own hands," she gave a menacing grin. "Mebbe not today, mebbe not tomorrer, but soon, sumthin will happen when ya least expects it. An' ya better be ready to say goodbye to life as you knows it..." Connors buffed and crossed his arms again. "First of all, am too. You can go check the roster by yourself, if you really need to. Second, as I always say, life's full of surprises. Engineers are known to be quite more versatile then pilots, which is why you probably can't grasp the picture. " "Third of all, blackmail is an ugly word and far from my intention. As it happens I...we do know quite a lot of people on BoB who might be interested in new stuff. I'm just showing you certain possibilities to keep the still *and* expand the business...for a reasonable percentage, of course. As you can see, blackmail is far from my mind, and I'm honestly hurt by the very thought of it." he ended theatrically." Serwal remained silent. The Engineering part of Jinti's speech had hit him a bit harder then expected. He kinda missed the Basement as ungrateful a job as it was. Perching herself on the bar Jinti said firmly. "This stuff is mine. It wuz owned by Doc Jerillion, the CMO over on BoB - coz he brewed it. An' he gave it to me. Now, when we next goes there, I c'n jist go tell him that folks have been stealin' it, and he'll take it back. All of it. So there won't be no profits fer anyone, an' there won't be no drinks fer anyone. An' since there's quite a few crew on the ship now wot are reg'lar customers, you guys ain't gonna be popular. So, ya can either become customers yerselves, or face a profit-deprived Ferengi, an' a mad doctor, an' and angry crew. Your call." Connors waved Jinti off. "As if you would ever do that to yourself. Besides, you're off the point, lady. I am being reasonable here, more than I really should. This *is*, wether you like it or not, illegal. Now, I'm not trying to be a moralist here..." he waved his arms soothingly around and tried a winning smile. He was sure the Ferengi would recognize this change as a business oportunity, even against the hard headed Chief Helm "...I'm just trying to offer a solution that's best for us. For *all* of us" he finished, showing a big, fatherly smile. "Ya know whut? Ya c'n get screwed," Jinti hard work, an' I haveta share the profits she gave a sly smile, "Now, if'n he wants profits, then no worries. But if he don't buy hooch at the same knock-down price as stuffed." told him bluntly. "My still, my with short-stuff as it is..." ta give you a share of *his* then tough titty. Ya c'n either everyone else, or ya c'n get She meant it - she wasn't going to share her profits with a couple of wasters who had an eye to the main chance. "O'course, I c'n always take my chances an' go straight to the Skipper," she added softly, almost as an afterthought. "He'll prolly hand it straight back to the owner on BoB anyways, an' I'll be tellin' him about yer blackmail attempt too." Zim finally put the chair down. Almost shaking from the prospect of losing out profit wise Zim folded his arms. "Yeah...I don't really feel like sharing. So we might have to go to McArnh and I don't think he'll look too kindly on you trying to blackmail us. Us on the other hand...well we were just trying to provide a service for the ship." He sneered at them, "The way we've done it might be a bit of a grey area legally, but blackmail is much more black and white." He pulled the chair up to the still and sat down, turning his back slightly to the intruders, "And so far it is blackmail, a business opportunity would involve benefits for us all. I don't see any yet." Connors laughed dryly and turned to Zim, waving in a fake defeated way. "Alright, if you insist on it, we can go and talk this over with the CO. I doubt he'll be too pleased to know there's a highly volatile operation going on in the belly of his already quite battered starship, with a potential of exploding anytime and send us all to oblivion. Besides, once he gets over his tantrum, he'll probably want free rations for himself and that bar of his." He said calmly, leaning against the wall. "Yes, I can see how that's gonna benefit the lot of us. You're probably right, in my duty as Security Officer of this ship, I might have to report this at once and forget about saving your hides." He added ironically. "We do have contacts on the base, and we do know lots of save places to stash the surplus." Intervened Serwal for the first time, trying to mediate between the two parties. "Forget it, Serwal. This is the first Ferengi I ever met that skipped a chance to make more bucks. I'm sure he has his reasons, as does the Queen of Hooch here!" Connors said mockingly. Zim laughed humorlessly, "You two would only be good for the grunt work. Me and Jinti are the brains of this. We've got the lobes, the contacts..." "For what exactly, Mr. Zim?" came a cold voice from the shadows at that moment. "For grub infestations ruining my best bottles, coming from your room?" Harlan added harshly stepping into the light. His sight wandered around the room, taking in the whole situation. There was Jinti, normally in good mood and with a drink in her hand, now brandishing a chair towards his subordinates; Ens. Zim sitting on another chair frowning his already ugly face, and Connors and Serwal, the latter with his face covered in blood. "What the..." he started looking at Serwal. Then he spotted the still. "I'll be..." he started again, his face lighting up this time. Then he turned to Jinti. "That thing yours?" he asked with clear approval in his voice. Forgotten were the grubs, what he had in front of him was far more interesting. Reining in the last of her patience, Jinti decided to give the explanation one last time. It was that or go completely chair-leg on someone's ass. As calmly as possible she explained how the former Caledonia CMO and chief brewer, Doctor Jerillion, had given her the contents of the still for her to enjoy, and do with as she pleased. How she, along with Zim, had decided to share the wealth - for a very reasonable fee - and how she was in the process of setting up a small exclusive drinking den for the crew down here. Then, clutching the chair tighter as her hands were itiching to swing it, she bluntly explained how the bumbling duo had followed Zim and proceeded to demand a cut into the business and a share of the profits, blackmailing them with the threat of security action. "I kin stand a whole lotta bad behaviour, but blackmailers is jist the lowest sort of scum. Especially when it's yer own crewmates. That jist sucks. This is a small private biznizz an' if'n other folks poke their snouts in, then it's jist gonna go wrong an' no-one is gonna enjoy anythin'. It's tupid of them, an' greedy. Blackmailers ougtta be thrown out the nearest airlock. Dirtballs!" she finished in disgust. "Blackmail?" Harlan asked frowning and turning to Connors. "Explain yourself, mate. And pronto" he crossed his arms. Connors face turned to stone. "It appears, Jinti got it quite wrong, as it is. Y'see, we followed up on some suspicious activity and found a clandestine still operation on the ship. I know, we should have reported it at once, but I wanted to give them a chance to make up for their mistakes." He then explained with a straight face. "Aye, by blackmailing them?" Harlan looked with disappointment at Connors. He would have understood a bribe, but blackmail was a much trickier business and dangerous on top. He'd expected better from Connors. Connors instead shook his head. "We didn't blackmail them, Sir" cut Serwal in. "Connors just pointed out that we can expand their business. He might have been a bit demanding, but in essence, that's what we did. I'm sure he had no intentions of blackmailing anyone." He explained briefly, knowing he was lying bluntly to cover his mate. "Dimwits" grumbled Harlan. "And how in hell did you get cut like that?" he pointed at Serwal. "You know I can't let violence between us pass just like that" he turned accusatory to the Ferengi and the Pilot. "It was the cat, Sir" Serwal cut in once again. "Just an accident, right?" he turned to Zim. "Yeah...just an accident." said Zim with a nod of his head. As much as he didn't appreciate the intrusion, Serwal didn't seem too bad. "You know what? I don't even wanna know." Grumbled Harlan, then turned to Jinti. "Is that stuff good?" he asked curiously. "It's four year old hooch brewed by a doctor who knew *just* when ta stop at the lethal alcohol content level, an' an Ops guy who wuz, I think, crazy. It's been fermented by battle and settled in the dark. It's magic. An' that's jist the stuff from *this* galaxy..." she nodded. Zim poured a shot into a grubby mug while Jinti replied. He held it up for Harlan. "There you go...it's not poisoned." He flashed him a snaggled toothed grin. Hopefully a shot of this would help smooth the situation out, and whatever the grub situation was. He knew the burrow was deep, but he hadn't realised quite how deep. Harlan took the offered mug and sniffed carefully, regretting it instantly, as his eyes began to water. He closed them and lifted the cup. "Cheers" he muttered and downed the content in one go. Liquid fire seemed to burn down his throat and toast his esophagus. Alcohol raced into his bloodstream like a herd of horses during a thunderstorm and hit his brain with the speed of a deranged quantum torpedo on collision course with a kamikaze bajoran fighter. It was almost as good as Old Janx Spirit, yet less sophisticated. "Not bad" he finally muttered with a throaty voice. "Not bad at all" "Now ya wanna try some of the stuff from the other universe - an' don't ask how, and don't sniff it first else it'll strip the linin' off yer nostrils." Jinti re-filled the mug from the other selection. Harlan within out of joked. nodded and downed the second mug. His brain started to tapdance his skull, not an entirely unpleasant sensation. "IF we ever run Antimatter, we have plenty of material here to burn instead." he "Solid stuff, what's the price?" he finally asked. "This is the sitooation," Jinti perched on the edge of the table. "Ya c'n buy a bottle fer fifty strips o'latinum each. An' there's a helluva lotts shots in a bottle, an' ya jist *cain't* drink too much in one go. One bottle per customer cos it *is* a limited supply. An' elsewise, this here is gonna be a private drinkin' club. See that jar on the bar there? That wuz my idea fer an honesty bucket. "If'n ya needs ta slip away, quiet like, an wants ta drink, then this here's the place to come. Ya sticks five strips o'latinum in the jar an' ya helps yaself to a shot. If'n ya gits drunk enuff ta fall over, thass whut the matress is fer. Simple." Very simple thought Zim with a frown, and open to abuse. But he thought it best not to say anything about it just now. Not with the temper Jinti was likely to break out in. Harlan grinned. "You got it all figured out, don't you?" he smirked. "I'm game with that. Just bear in mind one thing and I'm iron on that. If this ever comes out in the open, I had absolutely no idea about it, and I'll act the way I'm supposed to. I wont take any regards, nor will I admit to have known of the existence of this still. And if any of you cross me on that point...Trust me, you don't wanna know what I'm capable of, with or without uniform. Are we clear on that?" he said seriously. He was quite aware that he was placing himself into a difficult position, but the place was just too grand to ruin it. "Suits me fine," Jinti nodded emphatically. "Ya don't know nuthin', ya weren't never here, we never had this conversation. Sorted." "An' I don't want any help with contacts," she said added firmly. "Thiss is a small biznizz an' it ain't gonna expand." Harlan shrugged. "Fair enough" he stated and turned to Connors. "That meant you, mate." he looked at him grinning. "One more thing," Jinti jerked her head towards Connors and sSrwal. "Cuz they behaved real bad, they is banned from the drinkin' club. An they isn't allowed t'buy a bottle from here either. If'n they want hooch they c'n buy it from the proper bar upstaits cuz the barman there had a few bottles too. So thass that." Zim gave a curt nod of his head and then leered at them, "Bad Connors." Harlan turned his head to Zim. "Don't do that" he said sharply. "They made their move and lost. Punishment's fair, but chiding is not necessary. Although..." he turned to Jinti. "Maybe you wanna put a time limit to that. Just a suggestion. On my behalf, if that's worth for anything. Would be really cruel to leave them out for one mistake." he smiled. "Think about it, willya" he added and turned to his subordinates. "Fellas, I believe there's a few bathrooms to be cleaned. And Serwal" he pointed at his face. "Get your ass over to infirmary and get that seen. You're dripping all over your uniform." He turned back to wrap for me. Zim, gonna sleep there rescued, Got me?" the unlikely pair formed by Jinti and Zim. "That's a you have some explaining to do in my room. I'm not till that whole shit is gone and MY personal hooch he said half grinning, half serious. "We got ya," Jinti spoke for both of them. "Ya c'n come here any time ya likes an' put yer latinum in the bucket. Then two clows of yours is on a ban 'till after we clear this Zanzibar, and they they gotta apologize and them mebbe I'll sell to 'em. An' short stuff is gonna clear off now an do whut ya wants him ta do an leave me in PEACE!" She was looking forward to a *really* hefty slug of hooch herself now... =/\= Beach - Faylinn =/\= In a shallow hole on the beach, protected as such from the soft breeze, and some of the clamor from his more noisy accompanying Security brethren, Frank Palmice reclined on a beach chair. From under a straw hat...the only occasion he worried about being bald, was when the sun was shining too brightly...and glancing lazily over the sagged down sunglasses, Frank took the beach into full view. He sighed of happiness in a dozy state, feeling too lame to even get up and reach out for a beer kept in a cooler next to him. This was something. In the light breeze, the sturdy, tough grass fighting the sand on the frontiers of the dunes behind him, were waving friendly, and with heavier gusts of wind, floated past small, low clouds of loose sand, the occasional hat or bikini-top that the wind caught. The two dozen or so Security people around him were all enjoying themselves greatly, along with some locals, who joined their partying and lounging soon enough, inspired by their enthusiasm. The time had come to attack her prey. She initially noticed him, not from the hat, but from his facial features. Despite the sunglasses on his face, she knew who it was. Palmice had a certain swagger about him, even when he was sitting his butt in a beach chair. Frowning, the spray that Helga gave her was not helping the pain from the earlier wax. At this time, it was all she could do not to just go jump in the water to try and help the of discomfort that her bare skin was experiencing from parting with her hair. But hey, in the end it was all worth it, maybe. It's the first time she had ever really "groomed" herself in her life time. Everything had been so focused on her career and other things, she just really didn't care. What prompted her to make herself over, she didn't know. Perhaps it was a new start, or perhaps she just wanted to attract someone for a little fun,...it didn't really matter. Something that she wasn't used to was having the male population gawk at her. She was attractive before, but with the improvements such as the all over body waxing, two eyebrows instead of one, hair that actually was able to have a comb run through it, and some makeup, the woman was a knock out. However, enjoyment at her would have to wait. What Savannah failed to notice was the dress code for a sunny day on the beach. That was the true reason she was receiving the stares. Someone in a Star Fleet uniform perusing the beach would catch anyone's attention. Ensign Savannah McAlister, Frank observed, as he could make out the visitor blocking the sun. He pulled his mouth into a grin, stretching out a little. Absently he noted that he was gaining weight again, pushing the 200 pounds, after the gap in the severe exercises he pushed himself through, when he was in the IFC tournament. Even so, his bare chest, tanned both by his genes and the sun, dotted with islands of hair, was still muscular, despite his age. He took a good look at her, and added, "We are on vacation, ma'am." "Sir, considering where I've been, Bob is a vacation. This,...is heaven." She shifted her weight between her two feet. "I was told to buy you a coffee and sit and chat about what we share in common." She paused. "Honestly, I haven't a clue what that could be. We seem to be polar opposites." "A coffee?" Frank asked bemused. That was Vaughan's problem; he was an officer. In the end, they all ended up like uninspired, humorless, old hags, male/female. And what was up with the 'Sir' business? Even at a rank of Ensign, she outclassed him completely. "A coffee in a place like this?" Frank shook his head. "Why don't you have a beer?" he offered, gesturing to the cooler. Several shouts could be heard from the coastline, as a small group of enlisted raced to the water, diving in it with great audible pleasure. "You are enjoying yourself here, Ensign?" he asked, tilting his hat backwards, so he could talk to her better. "Yeah, uh. I don't drink Frank. It wasn't pretty the last time with ten vials of Bloodwine and seven Klingons is close quarters." She shuttered recalling the memory. What was meant as a leave during three weeks had turned into a...well Clearing her memory, she gingerly rubbed her thigh that still ached every now and then. Walking over to the cooler, she retracted some flavored water. "I guess I should go require some different attire then, huh?" "When in Rome..." grinned Frank, spreading his arms to the largely scantly clad people messing about on the beach, sunbathing, playing with a ball, everyone clearly enjoying themselves. Meanwhile, he kept wondering why the hell he had water in that box, taking up beer-space. "...don't do anything about what the Roman's are doing "Okay, be right back." McAlister replied. Turning back, she spoke. "Any particular style Palmice? I mean, if I'm going to be in your presence, I don't want to involuntarily repulse you or anything like that." She giggled. "I'm a sucker for the one-piece swimming suits," smiled Frank broadly, putting his hands behind his head and admiring the beautiful woman. He coughed a little and shook his head, sitting up more straight. He was thinking with his wrong head again; that temper of his would land him in trouble one day..." she was an officer, for heaven's sake..." his boss, to a large degree. Too greedy. Shaking her head, she spoke. "Okay...be right back." Thirty minutes later, a scantily clad officer approached the man that still had his ass in the beach chair. The white one piece high lighted her tan, as well as show off some other parts of her through slits near the breast line and naval. Reaching over, she playfully went to tip his hat off his head thinking that he was sleeping... Mischievously, throwing all reserve in the wind, he surged forward, reaching out-bear like, throwing his arms around her petite frame, grabbing her, and falling backwards, so she was on top of him. "Raaah!" he roared, humorously, his eyes twinkling lightheartedly, teasingly tickling her sides. Maybe it was the sun, or the sea, or the beer, but he admitted to himself he had more fun like this than he had in a long time. He laughed at full volume. Shrieking, she fell on top of him laughing as well. Lifting her head up, she punched him on his bicep, which she doubted he felt at all. Still grinning, she stayed put for a moment. "Sooooo, Mr. Palmice, I assume you like your women on top?" Upon finishing the comment, she scurried to get herself to a standing position. "What in gods name made you do that?" Brushing sand off of herself, she smirked as she realized she had her bathing suit ride up. Since he didn't appear to have a problem with her, turned around and offered her bum to him. "Care to get that?" She stated laughing uncontrollably. "Don't mind if I do," Frank chuckled, reaching out a hand. Savannah playfully slapped his hand. 'Geesh, I was just kidding!' Plopping herself down in the sand beside him, she looked over. "What do we have in common?" "Besides our good looks?" He laughed merrily at his own joke. Contently, he let himself drop back in his chair, but not before utilizing his now active position to get himself a new beer. The bottle was wet and cold to the touch, promising a minute of joy and refreshment to his heated up body. He cast a glance at her. "So Vaughan thinks we have something in common, eh?" he asked, shrewdly putting all the pieces of information together. He unscrewed the cap from the bottle, and gulped some of the fluid down. "Why don't you tell me about your time in prison?" If there was anything he would have in common, it would be connected to that part of her life, he considered. Anything else, he could not think of; a pretty young Ensign, versus an old dog. "Ohhh, that." She replied curtly. "You want the whole version, or the short one?" "The whole shebang," Frank demanded, certainly. There had to be a good story behind this one. He twisted a little, settling in his chair more comfortably, sliding down a little. Sighing, she started her story. "I was a witness to my parent's murders when I was 15. They, they owned a little pub on the outskirts of Edinburgh." She looked at him, an almost gentleness about her features appeared for a sheer second. "You would have liked it..." "Anyway...I've been haunted by their deaths...I need some sort of closure, and had thought I got it until the men that I had kidnapped were found guilty." The anger rose in her voice somewhat. "You found them?" Frank asked, curiously, and thoughtful now. He had expected her to have gone down for shoplifting, or indecent exposure, but this was a whole different league. Her parents killed? Frank never felt much for his own, so he couldn't exactly share what she must have felt. Running a hand down his chin, he wondered what he would do, when he put his mind to it. "Yes...I had my resources that I used upon graduating the academy. On my way to my initial assignment I finally was able to put the pieces together as to their whereabouts and tracked them down...of course...missing my ship." "You had something else on your mind." It would have been the least of her worries. But why...Ëœkidnap' them? What the hell for? This day and age, people got killed either by their spouse or other loving family members, or for money; just like it had ever been. Why not simply return the favor? "Kidnapping them was rather easy, they weren't the sort that had too much upstairs if you know what I mean." She glanced over, and held her hands up to her face to block the sun. "I had everything set up before hand. The location no one knew about, the equipment I'd need to get the truth out, and my plan on turning them in after I got the confessions." Sighing, she continued. "However, with all the evidence I had against them, they were found not guilty." Ahh...She turned them in. It was all he could do not to smirk; she followed the usual way of Starfleet..." and what-da-ya-know; it worked as well as a dead slave. Another nail in the coffin of pacifism. She glanced over, it was rather obvious she had peeked his interest. "With my training at the academy and at Harvard, I had a handle on how to do things...if you know what I mean." "Hmm," Frank hummed, though he did not understand. Harvard? Academy? Did she bore them to tears? But then again, succeeding at either place must mean she had a kind of resourcefulness that could be put to good use in any field of choice. "The confessions didn't take that long to come to light...which surprised me. I have expected that I'd end up killing them...but...I did the job well enough to get the information I needed without going to that extreme." Frank, meanwhile, reflected about his own recent adventures along those lines, and gave a nod in decided agreement..." he didn't go that far with his subject neither. Yet he expected she exercised more subtle ways, instead of reverting to blunt threats of violence. "I was caught, of course, for missing the ship and then when they told their story, I ended up in deep poop so to speak. That's how I ended up at Yakasi. I guess I have certain 'abilities' that normal people don't have. I understand the workings of a criminal's mind...and because of that, I became one myself." "That is quite a story," Frank broke the silence, a few seconds she finished relaying her tale. "You got three years for abducting and torturing the murderers of your parents?" he shook his head. He wasn't so naïve to expect laws to protect the average good person..." he worked too long in the line of enforcing law, and before too long in breaking it, to know how to exploit laws to the fullest. "What happened to them? Ended up as your neighbors in jail?" That would be slightly ironic. "Hell if I know..." She paused for a moment, glancing over at him narrowing her eyes. "I will find them...count on it." "I think we are on the same page with a lot of things, indeed," Frank observed quietly. He leaned back comfortably, downing the last bits of his beer. "You know, there is more to BoB than meets the eye..." its people, places...A whole dark world only visible for those that want to see it. The filthy junkies, the rotten scumbags, the crooked dealers, the gaudy pimps, the offi..." eh..." the degenerate gamblers, the rats..." well, everybody sees those." Not to mention a certain llama. "Keep your eyes open on BoB," he spoke, semi-induced by the alcohol. "Unlike this place around here," he nudged to the planet around him, "BoB does have an underbelly, and boy, it ain't pretty." =/\= Yeoman's Office - USS Caledonia =/\= "NO!" shrieked Regina, as the ceiling light in her office flickered off for the seventh time within the hour. Regina had tried changing the florescent strip (a difficult job involving standing on her desk). She had even tried poking at stray and visible wiring with a long wooden stick (whose purpose was unspecified and presumably indiscriminate). The replacement bulb had failed. The poking had ignited sparks, some of which still smouldered in her hair. Regina had resigned herself to a lighting system which provided light approximately thirty per cent of the time, but she was overcome by outrage each time she was immersed in darkness. "Disgusting what Management will sink to," Regina informed her new companion, the darkness. "Why, even in my years working in archives, I was not expected to work without light." Regina's computer screen, harsh and emitting a pale blue aura which sat ill which the portions of Yeoman's hair that it reached, sighed wearily. Regina slapped it. "Do not fail now," she hissed, although she half hoped the entire system would crash. Regina was not interested in the contents of the screen. The only aspect of the law which interested Regina was the area loosely defined as Compensation. And this was, sadly, not compensation. Or was it? wondered Regina vaguely. Surely if the Caledonia had suffered to the point of near extermination, it was qualified for compensation? And if this other ship, this Zanzibaba or whatever ridiculous name it had, if this ship was now useless, they had every right to claim compensation from its miserable hull. The Zanzibar, decided Regina, was clearly a misogynist husband. The Caledonia was a wife done out of her conjugal rights. "We shall take everything you own!" shouted Regina. She brought up the legal clauses on divorce settlements. "Must it be proved that the ships were married?" Apparently a marriage certificate was necessary to undertake divorce, and the consequent reparations. "Damn," muttered Regina. The light flickered on. "EEEE!" she shrieked. Unbeknown to Regina, an errant slug had taken advantage of the darkness to slither onto her desk. Its feelers blinked, turning this way and that, surprised by its sudden entrance into the spotlight. The feelers continued to swivel until they were dissolved by a vast snowstorm of salt. Presently, the slug had no more coherent thoughts. Regina shook in her hair. "They enter the ship...and now this! Nowhere is safe!" She glanced wildly around. The office light glimmered hopefully and switched off. "NO!" shrieked Regina. She navigated sulkily around the legal site. This was a ridiculous assignment. Regina could be far better employed ascertaining whether the other ship had any slug pellets on board. That would be useful to the Caledonia's progression into the twenty-fifth century. "Planetary harrassment...Grievous corporate harm...unlawful interaction with a spaceship..." Regina yawned. "Appropriational rights...sanity: a matter for the sane or the insane?...appropriational rights...oh!" Regina leaned a little closer. The ceiling light flicked on. A slug slimed onto the right side of her desk and was decimated by salt. "The Right of Appropriation..." Regina's lips moved softly. "Section seventeen point fifty-four subsection twenty-five B...Interesting. I wonder if it covers my rights to McArnh's whisky store? But I suppose that is not relevant to the Zanzibaba. Hmm, is this strictly speaking a Starfleet protocol?" The ceiling light flicked off. "According to the Rights of Appropriation, sponsored by Captain - " Regina scrutinised the text, which also supplied a holo-photo. "Captain Jack Sparrow. Why, he looks an interesting creature. But that parrot ought to be taken to a rescue centre. I am sure its feathers are moulting. In need of a vitamin boost." Regina read a paragraph of small print. "Too late now. It evolved without natural enemies and was shot with its family on a small remote island. This one escaped to lead a life of yo-ho - what is yo-ho?" The yo-ho life was puzzling but not explained. Nevertheless, it appeared that Captain Jack Sparrow had proposed the Right to Appropriation, that was, if a deserted ship was come upon by another ship in dire need, that ship had the right to appropriate (and preserve, was the argument) anything of value. The 'ships' in question seemed to be ancient, waterbound affairs. Appropriation was designed to prevent Sinking of Valuable Objects. Nobody had bothered to dissolve the law because it refered to redundant modes of transport. "But it only says, ship," murmured Regina. "It does not say, 'water ship'." She studied the portrait of Captain Jack Sparrow a little closer. "He looks a suspect case. I daresay he bribed some irresolute official to make this law. An outrage." Regina paused. "It will suffice very well for us. Computer!" The pink bunny appeared, crouching on her desk, ears cocked mockingly. "Send this to McArnh," declared Regina, trying to assume a dignified posture. The bunny smirked. "Certainly," it declared. "Shall I give you some light?" The ceiling light flicked on. Five slugs, back to back in close formation, were working their way up a desk leg. "NO!" shrieked Regina. "Darkness! Darkness!" Gertrude cackled faintly as the lights clicked off. Only a faint, squishy noise prevailed. =/\= C'Rahn Primary School - Faylinn =/\= How he had gotten himself into this mess, Frank Palmice still really didn't know. Or actually, he did know; it was that young teaching girl, when she asked him, with that smile of hers, and those eyes...How could anyone refuse her, when she asked him, oh-so-please, to come and tell the children in her small school about his job in law enforcement on BoB? Of course he would, he bragged to her, as she was sitting next to him, at the counter of a freshly installed, oversized shed on the beach that was the newly established local presence of Bronchov's Beachclub - for this one time really on the beach. And when she actually came to pick him up, in the same place, the next day, what was he supposed to do? Refuse her in her face? He came along willingly. She led him into a building down the street that could easily have been a residence. Inside, however, it opened up in a single classroom. In his mind's eye, classrooms looked dark and smelled of unwashed children and sweaty teachers, combined with blackboards and a padd spewing endless streams of lessons, sums and assignments. Then again, he never went to school himself, so what did he know? But the school here was completely different. Tall windows lined the walls, allowing in masses of sunlight, bathing something like a dozen of desks in neat rows. Cool wind wafted from the environmental regulators, and through the open window, the sounds of the distance surf could still be heard. On either side of the room, beneath the broad window sills, were standing small tables, on which were displayed various items of undoubtedly educational value; a skeleton of some creature, an aquarium - though it seemed empty, but for some plants, quite a few technical models. Throughout it all, each behind a desk, were sitting these...excruciatingly polite and nice children. Like all the people around here. When Frank put himself past the niceties of the people and local police officers he met, he wanted to scream: get a life, argue, do something to counterbalance all this courteousness! He walked in, looking over the quiet children and the ever-so-neatly arranged room. There was something odd going on here, yet he couldn't get his finger behind it. Frank saw the smile of the teacher, and everything was alright again. "This is very thrilling, class," the teacher said, clasping her hands as if to mimic excitement. "We have a *real* security officer, from the Starbase I told you about a few days ago. He will tell us about his job isn't that exciting?" The kids agreed cheerfully, but silently, their approving only visible by the look on their faces. "Uh...hello, children," Frank boomed, his hands quickly fetching the leaflet he got from the database, back on BoB, especially designed for these coincidences, with all the handy tips for the security crewmember to explain and offer. "I am not really an officer, but that is alright..." The children had to be around ten years old. Quickly he fetched the leaflet, his eyes scanning for something useful. "Er...Be cool, stay in school," he read. Judging by the frowns upon their faces, the message didn't really get through. "Erm...Well, I am Frank Palmice," he started again anew, putting his hands in his sides, when he considered something. "Hey - do you want to see my gun?" This was eagerly greeted upon by cheers from the children, but an even deeper frown from the teacher. With a I-know-what-I'm-doing look on his face, he took his side-arm from his holster and handed it to the closest kid. "Hand it around, and take a look at it." And sheepishly at the teacher, "The safety is on, and its empty, nothing can happe-" The blast went straight through the classroom, missing just barely a child at the end of the line of desks, cutting through a mechanical construction of plastic blocks, and went upward angled through the window, leaving a neat hole in the loose drapes. Everyone was too shocked to say anything. "Maybe you have something less dangerous to hand around, Mr. Palmice," the teacher said, still managing to smile. Even the bloody children were hardly scared, more relieved, or somehow graciously handling the mishap, as if he misspoken once in a speech. Frank retrieved his weapon, and agreed quickly. "Alright. Well, if we catch a bad man, we usually cuff him, so he can't struggle. You know what a bad man is?" he asked, rifling through his pockets for his cuffs. Didn't he have them on him? "A bad man is someone who hurts people, who don't ask for it - otherwise its masochism, and - well, never mind that. Maybe the bad man really hurt someone physically, or instead stole something, or did something else you are not allowed to. You don't have many bad people here, don't you?" he asked puzzled. "Ah, here they are!" he broke the silence that followed, showing metal cuffs, on which with red, soft fur covered the insides, to make wearing them more comfortable. They were *not* Starfleet issue, but more something he picked up from Pisces the other day, when he won that giftcoupon at that game of poker. "Um...maybe that's not a good idea neither." He tucked them away, as he caught the teacher winking an eye at him, and then looking at the cuffs with a smile. "I trust the class is safe with an officer of the law?" she then said, making ready to leave the room. "I have to run a quick errand. I will be back in a minute," she promised. Confused, Frank just nodded, and she was gone before he realized. "OK, children," he said, not knowing what to do, but again, the leaflet bought him a way out. "Why don't you tell me what you would like to be, when you grow up? You, there, little fellow, yeah, you, with the weird nose. Do you want to be a big and strong policeman like me?" he asked hopefully. The boy shook his head, seemingly shy. "No? What than? A fireman? A spaceman? Come on, tell us, don't be ashamed! Its not like you want to be a poledancer in a gay bar, now do you?" The kids eyes almost rolled out, watery, got up and stormed out of the classroom in tears. "Right...ok." "Maybe a small story then?" he tried, feeling he was losing his grip, though most of the children were still smiling. "Lets see...Once upon a time, there was this little piggy, smaller than his brothers and sisters, but it was a very happy little piggy, because he had his mommy and his daddy, and he could play all day, suck on his mommy's tits, and spend with his dad. But then, one day, when the piglet wasn't so little anymore, the farmer came, and killed the fat mommy and daddy, because they were ready to be eaten." "But the piglet wasn't unhappy, because he had still he brothers and sisters, who played with him now more, and he could wriggle around in the mud all day. He really liked that, you know, all lying in the mud and such. But that went on only so long, when all his brothers and sisters were taken away, except for the still slightly smaller piggy." "But still, he wasn't unhappy; for he could play in the pen all by himself now, having all the space he ever wanted, and all the food he could eat, now he didn't have to share anymore. He was so happy, all on his own, and grew big and fat." Triumphantly, he looked around the room, to see somewhat disturbed faces. "Who knows how the story ends?" A few wavering hands showed, just when the teacher came back in. "Sorry I was running so late!" she apologized, mainly to Frank. "Come no kids, you can go - we took enough time of Mr. Palmice - he has to go back to his important job." Frank had never seen a room clear so fast - though they still managed to thank him, almost exclusively, in person, on their way out. Bloody kids. "So, Mr. Palmice," the teacher smiled to him, when they were alone. "I hope they were nice to you?" she said, with that wonderful smile of hers. So different of the girls on the boulevard. So much..."Those...cuffs, Mr. Palmice, can you show them to me again?" she asked, putting a playful finger in her mouth, and coming slowly his way. =/\= Several Hours Later =/\= In the darkness, after hours of x-rated pleasure in the classroom - after all the kiddies had vacated the premises, and only Frank and the lady teacher remained, Frank was strolling back to the beach merrily, smoking a cigar from his personal collection. Ahh, life was good. An unexpected turn, since joining BoB. Everything was so peaceful around him; the street still warm, the night sky filled with sounds of insects. Everything was just"YYYYAAAAIIIKKSSS!!!" The scream cut through the night terribly. Frank dropped startled his cigar at the horrible cry in the not so far distance. Good God, what the hell was that? The sounds Mr. Fuzzybum had made were nothing compared to it; he had never heard something like it. Quickly, Frank pulled his pistol and rushed to where the sound came from, weapon at the ready. "Who is there?!" he demanded, looking around as best he could, in the darkness, only the light of the stars to shine his path. There was nothing here. Nothing. He looked around in the bushes of the small park he landed himself in. Nothing...Putting his pistol back, and blaming it on his own state of mind, Frank decided to let it go. But when he, in the next day, asked local policemen, who - according their schedules, had to have been in earshot, or at least close, of the scream - they looked at him with that eternal smile of them, stating they heard nothing, but that they were willing to accompany him, and search the area, or keep a good look out in that neighborhood. Right. He didn't imagine it. Somebody had screamed. Frank started to worry. =/\= Faylinn =/\= "We got her..." The Cardassian glanced over to his comrade with a rather wicked smile. He brought his hand up, slightly rubbing the scar that he was gifted with after a certain altercation with a certain security officer. "I told you they would put her on BoB you moron." The other whispered sinisterly. Their position of observance was just off to the left of the young ensign that was enjoying the breeze. The two eyed the ensign as leopards just before the pounce. The stance they held was low to the ground, but not obvious to draw any UN needed attention. The day of payback had come rather quickly for the two. "What are we going to do?" "Kill her." He hissed venomously. This environment was something McAlister could get used to. The breeze, however light, lifted her spirit to a height that it had not gone in a long while. Squishing her toes in the sand, she gazed at the sunset, and just thought about her life at this point. Perhaps, just maybe, BoB was exactly what was needed right now. She grinned slightly as she thought about Palmice for a mere second. The guy was mad...in some capacity or another. Their conversation on this very sand consisted of her talking and him listening. For some strange reason, she hoped that he didn't think she was too strange. It was the first time Savannah had ever wondered what another person thought of her. Usually, she just did not give a fart so to speak. With the suns sinking quickly, she decided that it was best to head back to the base. A duty shift was fast approaching, and for some reason, McAlister didn't want to be late. Shaking her head, she stood up, brushed the sand off of her yet again, and proceeded to walk to her destination. Glancing down, she noticed the sidewalk was rather pity. This in itself was something that was odd seeing how the place had been kept so nicely. To her right, a primary school was present. Odd, she thought as she viewed one light illuminating from one of the upper classrooms...at least she thought it was a classroom. Turning to the left, she didn't realize that she was heading in the wrong direction. The alley was rather small, but, being trained in martial arts, McAlister's heart did not start to accelerate. Many training sessions with such a scenario had her secure in the fact that she was safe just by herself. The two moved swiftly through the partying crowds as they hunted their prey. Upon viewing her entering the alley, the held fast behind a pillar located diagonal of the entrance of the alley. "Hmmmmmm." McAlister always had a horrid sense of direction, which was not good for a security officer. Approaching the dead end, she sighed. Something wasn't right...there was a sense of urgency that immediately pulsed through her. Before she could turn around, one grabbed her. Viewing her abductors, she screamed just as the Cardassian phaser whipped her. "Revenge is sweet McAlister..." =/\= Somewhere on the Planet =/\= McAlister was still out cold as they locked her in a sitting position in the chair. The cuffs bit into her ankles, yet at the moment, she did not feel a thing. The procedure was repeated with her wrists behind the back of the chair. The click from her cuffs had bounced off the walls of the room, signaling her possible demise. Her head hung to her left side, slightly touching her shoulder as her mouth continued to hang open. Eyes remained shut as a trickle of blood from the open wound on her forehead danced down her eyelid. The drop was one of several that eventually made it's way to the tile floor and pooled at her right foot. With out care, her capture brought a hypospray to her arm that made her wake from her peace. For McAlister, it was a peace that she would soon forget. Jerking her head upwards, her eyes rolled back wards to expose their whiteness. The brightness of the lighting made her continue to loose focus. A sharp slapping noise resounded through the crisp air of the room. "Wake up!" Her eyes rolled forward ominously. She large form in front of her as she felt on her cheek. Starting to focus took a a icy shiver of fear crept through her managed to squeak out. was still not able to focus on the the wicked pain of the rigged hand minute, but when she was able to, body. "Whhaaa..." Was all she This time, a smoother hand grabbed her chin, forcing her face upwards and closer to her captors. "Hi there McAlister...remember us?" The hand dropped, and with it went Savannah's head. With a forced strength, she shakily rose her head, attempting to support it with her neck. "You" "Yes...." Motioning towards a table covered by a cloth, the larger of the two spoke sweetly. "We brought you several presents...I think you'll remember them." Walking over, he yanked the cloth off the table. Turning her head slightly, she viewed the 'equipment' she had used on them 3 and a half years ago. "Granted, they aren't the same...but they resemble what you used." Holding up a large, serrated knife, he brought his fingers up and gently touched the sharpened blade. Anger, shot through him like a bolt of lightening as he viewed her perfect complection. He had waited three years for this...for this day...for this time...for her blood to be spilled...as she had spilled his. "Nooo." Her breath ragged as she sat, feeling the pinch of the cuffs on her wrists and ankles. "Please..." A minute pasted of sheer silence. The sound of his footsteps echoed on the tile as he walked slowly around her, surveying where he should start his revenge. The walk of death...Savannah thought. The dull sound captured the thick air around her, and wouldn't let go. It would be so easy to kill her now...however, that would bring no relief to him. He had to do it slowly...with grace and thoughtfulness. The Cardassian wanted desperately for McAlister to feel what he felt when he was sitting where she was. The feeling of power, for him, was orgasmic as he stopped dead in his tracks. She glanced upwards, catching his demonic gaze upon her. Savannah knew he decided. She knew then and there, that if something did not change within the next day or two, she would be dead. Flashing backwards, she viewed the same look on both of them the mere seconds before they shot her parents. Fear...fear the likes of which she had never felt before entwined its way around her, squeezing her like a tight vine. Her breathing continued to quicken as he leaned forward with the knife. The light of the room flashed violently on the blade as she felt it touch her flesh. Closing her eyes, she did the best she could mentally to prepare for the pain that was to follow. McAlister felt the coolness of the blade slice through her flesh rather quickly. Surprisingly, there was no pain, a sign that the cool steel was dangerously sharp. Bringing her head over, she felt the warm liquid start to drip down her leg and pool once again at her feet. Pulling her head up, she stared icily at the Cardassian. "You'll pay." She hissed. The baritone laughter was humorous to Savannah for some reason, and she didn't know why. Grinning somewhat, the grin turned to a frown that etched itself on her features. "What's going on?" Confusion had slapped her across the face as she sat there, perplexed by what they where doing to her. "Table." Was all the smaller of the two said. Moving her head to the left, she sucked in her breath as she viewed the chrome table that ominously waited for her warm body. *Click*...her feet were free. *Click* her hands were free. Her limbs were free to feel again after becoming numb from the cuffs that had entrapped them for so long. "Get up." She tried...but the wound on her thigh and the numbness in her legs and arms permitted her no such execution of that order. "I...can't" She whispered. Rolling his eyes, the Cardassian hoisted her up her up by one arm, practically dragging her over to the table. With strength that was normal for him, he lifted her up with a not too gentle nature, and laid her down on the icy table. Sucking in her breath, she felt the chill of the table turn warm at her feet. Knitting her eyebrows, she frowned. That wasn't right...she thought to herself. A flash of light caught her eye as she felt the coolness pierce through her abdomen. Nothing verbal was exchanged from that point, just the work of two mad men as they silently put an end to McAlister's life. The reason for the tile for was apparent now as they left her still body on the table. The small drain in the middle was accepting a mix of McAlister's blood and the water that it was washed away with. The walls were washed with the same water as were the table after the ensign's body was un carelessly stuffed into a black bag. She felt warm...extremely warm as she was jettisoned through a long tunnel with a brilliant white light...No pain, just an over whelming sense of joy. Savannah knew she was going to meet them. Her parents at the other end of that tunnel waiting for their raven haired daughter to return to them. "Savannah..." The voice was unlike anything she had heard before. It was angelic, with tones that instantly sent relief to her. She knew who the voice was, before she saw the spirit that it belonged to. "Mom!" The ensign's hear felt as if it was going to bust as she experienced the joy that only a daughter can after viewing her mother for the first time in a long time. But then, that damned feeling came back to her feet once more. Confusion was apparent on her features. This isn't right, she thought. Looking upward, she brought her hand up to shield her face from the heat of the light she was in. "What's going on..." A tenor voice cut through the whole scene. "Miss...are you okay?" Something in her body stirred, and she felt instantly different. Then, the realization hit her. She felt the sand underneath her body as the sun beat down on her resulting in little beads of sweat. "Miss?" Sighing, she opened her eyes and glanced up. The worried face of a stranger hovered above her. Waving him off, a sense of relief and sheer longing sprung up deep within her. The experience she had wasn't an experience at all as she sat up. "I'm fine." She croaked out. "Okay..." "Thanks." The ensign muttered. Standing up gingerly, she brushed the sand off of her. Looking to her right, she smirked as she viewed the remains of the cooler Frank had forgotten. Grabbing it so she could return it to him, she started to walk to catch a ride back to the station. She wondered when exactly, the nightmare was truly going to end. =/\= Lower Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= Aidan watched the green sign with the orange letters and nodded satisfied. He had come a long way, done a lot of things, but ultimately, having that sign with that name, over this little, humble store made him feel prouder then he had felt in years. "Try 'n take thas from me, yeh silly bollocks" he muttered and took a small wooden pipe from his chest pocket. "Yeh jus´ try!" he mumbled with a smile and filled carefully the precious tobacco into the hole. He looked around and observed several overnight customers being thrown out of the nearest bar. Nearest bar was a saying, since he had chosen on purpose the last corner store of the still not even quarter filled deck. Far away from anybody. Close enough for interested, selected clients. It was almost perfect. The only thing left, was to get the extra EPS taps he had requested, as well as the clearance to start using the Industrial Replicator in the backroom. He could have set everything up by himself, but in all honesty, he was determined to avoid any unwanted attention, and the kind of power usage he required would definitely ring a bell or two at the Ops Station. And after all, for the first time in many, many years, he had all the time in the world. Aidan smiled pleasantly and drew out a small wooden bench and small, complex device with no clear purpose. Drawing deeply on his pipe, he inhaled the sweet smoke and enjoyed the taste on his tongue. He sat short, heavy body down and took the device lovingly into his stubby fingers. "Ah righ'" he muttered caringly. "You are goin' ter be my special surprise ferthe nex' battle, yeh know" he added and took up a customized Microspanner. =/\= =/\= =/\= "Ey, baldy" a dragging voice made Aidan look up from his creation. In front of him, three young men stood, shadows on their chins and under their eyes, two of them holding bottles in their hands and sneering. The third one, obviously the one in charge by their gestures, pointed at the sign. "You know, I don't like that sign. Why don't you do yourself a favour and get lost, before I find it too offensive to leave anything in place." the man said in a mocking tone. Aidan looked up to the sign. "Magic Box. Gimmicks and Curiousities." it said in large orange delicately knotted letters. "Owner: Aidan Lynch" it said with smaller letters just underneath. The letters were surrounded by a fine white border with gold filigrams, all on fresh green background. "I can' see wha's wrong with i', ladd" he finally turned back to the youngster, smiling pleasantly. "I can' see bubbabubba" imitated the young man Aidan, turning to his peers. "He can't see what's wrong, guys. Mebbe we oughta show him." he turned back to Aidan, suddenly holding a short knife in his hand. "I don't like it, that's what's wrong, oldtimer." he threw the knife playfully from hand to hand. "And if there's something down here I don't like you be a nice old codger and do as I say. And while we're at it, where's your credits, man. I don't think you'll be needing them on your next trip" he hissed menacingly. Aidan looked mildly interested at the knife, then back at the young criminal. "Y'see, I really suggest ter put tha' blade away, laddie. Yeh migh' ge' a wee bit hurt, and we wouldn' wan' tha', aye?" he stated calmly, remaining in his seat. The three of them burst out in laughter. "You suggest that I..." snorted the first man and turned to his peers. "*He* suggests, that *I*..." that was as far as he got. That moment, Aidan jumped out of his seat at incredible speed and seized the hand with the knife. With a trained movement, he spun the youngster around and locked him into a choke with his his left arm, while placing the knife, now in his right hand, exactly over the heart. "I tol' yeh, laddie" he said in the same pleasant tone and looked up to the other two, who had frozen on their spots. "Now. If all of yeh kindly remove yer sorry arses from me presence, I'd be truly grateful. Yehr free ta come back anytime, jus' make sure yeh do it with proper respect, alrigh'?" he stated and closed the arm carefully over the trachea, cutting the airstream off and effectively blacking the young man out. "I'm afraid he's no' goin' ter be able ter walk, y'see. Yeh'll have ter take 'im along, mind yeh." he informed them calmly and sat back on his bench. "And din ferget the knife, ladd" he added and threw the blade in a gracious arc into on of the youngsters hands. As on cue, they grabbed their passed out leader and dragged him as fast as they could towards the nearest Turbolift. "I'm gettin' ol' for 'em kids these days" Aidan grumbled and wiped the sweat of his bald head. "When yeh think yer out, yer really not" he added and took up his pipe, refilling it. "I migh' have ter see that Commander after all" he then grumbled and turned back to his store. No engineer had shown up to install the taps, and Aidan really wanted to finish everything for the prescheduled Opening Day. "Cruel Instrument" =/\= Argellius =/\= It had been nothing short of a madhouse; people clamoring about the duel, the arrest of the House Lord, the return from supposed death. The media was already going wild, each trying to one-up the other to get 'the hot scoop' on the newest scandal on the planet. But they had all been fortunate enough to avoid it all, so far. Secluded inside the quarters Ron and Caz had been given, he'd seated his mother into a chair. He was concerned; she'd been returned from a state so close from death, and he had stood her up and drug her immediately into the Vre'Denai to save Caz's life. Of course, he hadn't known that he would have walked in to find her 'on top', so to speak. But it was a risk in a series of risks he was willing to take. But now, she was showing a frailty that concerned him; that, along with Caz's wounds had secured the decision to bypass the soon-to-be mandatory decisions that would have to be made. After all, they had just deposed the head of one of the largest, most influential Houses on his home planet - and Nature abhors a vacuum. A number of things needed to happen; Ilisisone had to stand the Judgment of his peers, a new House Lord must be appointed, his mother must be cared for - and Caz as well. So he'd dealt with what he knew first. Carefully, he directed her to the bed, and helped her to lay on her stomach. "You actually seem to have come out of this rather well, Luv," he remarked as peeled away the slashed and dirty leathers. Both top and bottom of the tight-fitting suit had become soaked with blood, matting themselves to her skin. As gently as possible, he wet the area with a sponge, and peeled the leather away from flesh. "I told you the gothic biker chic look was *so* last season," Mulder gasped, biting her lip to stop herself from crying out. "Okay Doc, tell me how bad it is - and then get me patched up so's I can limp out of here and kick some more butt. I've gotten quite an appetite for it." The sardonic chatter helped her cope as fiery agony shot through her limbs. She wasn't fooling Ron, and she knew it, but it was her way of dealing with it. Even so, tears sprang to her eyes and she flinched unwillingly with every touch. His eyes filled with hurt as he gazed upon the flayed flesh on the back of her legs. The Death Whip was a cruel instrument; it's edges serrated and razor-sharp. They had torn through the back of thighs, shredding muscle and vein to the point that he could see the dull ivory-white of bone in some areas. "I have my medical kit here, fortunately - I won't have to do some form of primitive surgery on you. But I don't have neural stunners, and very little medications that shall relieve the pain to any significant degree." His gaze traveled the length of her body, and shook his head guiltily. "Poor Caz - I've used you in a most dreadful way, and haven't even offered the briefest of apologies." He reached out and gently brushed her hair back from her face, and caressed her cheek. "I am truly sorry, Ca'assirri Mulder. You have been the instrument that has saved my House from spiralling down into barbarism - but yet, I have used you like the basest of tools." He leaned forward and kissed her cheek. Across the room, Rak'hael got up from the chair she was sitting in, and crossed over to the bed. Kneeling down beside it, she gently stroked the hair back from Caz's cheek. "You are such a brave woman." She murmured. "I, too owe you my life. If it weren't for you standing up to Foester, I would have been..." her voice dropped to a whisper, "burned alive." "Hey, you're family, right? You're *Ron's* family, and since I'd quite happily give my life for this man, then it stands to reason I'd do the same for you. I am Jaz'Aarian - and we believe in the family unit as much as you believe in family honour." She gave a weak smile, "Besides, it was worth it to meet you. Though next time - just an offer of a cup of tea and a slice of cake will suffice." Ron pressed the hypospray against his patient's neck, then leaned forward to grip Caz's shoulder. "This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. I've given you something to dull the pain, but it won't be enough to stop it completely." "Pain is nature's way of telling you you're still alive," she ground out through gritted teeth. "And y'know. somehow I'd rather be conscious and hurting than out cold." Her mind wandered back to the last time she had been injured, only then almost fatally, when the Trinn had shot her. The last despairing moments of consciousness still gave her nightmares, sometimes reliving the seconds when she truly believed she was dying and would never see Ron again. "Go on then, Doc. Do whatever you have to do." He nodded unhappily, and bent over her back. Grabbing a pair of hemostats, he began to pick out the small bits of leather still remaining in the deep gouges. The pain hit her like a stab with a red-hot iron. Even through the outer layer of anesthetic she could feel the probing deep in the raw painful nerve endings and she gripped the pillow, trying to bite it in the attempt not to scream. Rak'hael yelped, falling backwards from the bed. Her arms strained and scrabbled at her own back. The sound made Mulder forget her agony for a second, and she looked around despairingly, hoping it wasn't some delayed reaction to the drugs Rak'Hael had been pumped with. Ron jumped slightly, turning to his mother. For a moment, he'd thought she herself was hurt. "Mother? Are you all right?" "Intrusion" =/\= Argellius =/\= A flush crept across Rak'hael's face. "Yes, Ranag. I'm sorry. I just wasn't...prepared..." Understanding dawned upon Ron's countenance, and he nodded. "Perhaps you should...wait outside." Rak'hael nodded in return, embarrassment oozing out of every pore of her being. She touched Caz briefly on the elbow, and then scampered out of the room. As the door clicked closed, Ron sighed. "Sorry 'bout that." He stated quietly as he bent over to resume his work. "What was all that about? Is your mum squeamish about medical procedures? That's a bit of a bummer, what with you being a doctor and all..." "I should have warned both of you," he muttered as he moved closer, blotting the slight welling of blood from the gash he was working on. "Mother's an empath - and the sudden pain-" OH SHIT NO!" Mulder jerked upwards. "An EMPATH? So she wasn't *reacting* to the medical treatment - she was bloody well FEELING it - she was inside my feelings!" Every Jaz'Aarian phobia and loathing of mind-messers activated in her and she wanted to escape. Ron pulled back just in time to avoid hitting his face on her back. "Hey!" he protested. "Lay back down." "Ron...she's an *empath*!" Mulder was almost incoherent, the tears falling freely now as this latest shock dashed the last barriers of resistance to the ground. "I can't...I'm sorry...but you *know* how I feel about that. It's like I've been." she was going to say 'violated' but bit back the word, knowing it was too harsh for Ron to hear. "It just feels...wrong," she amended. Gently but forcibly, Ron pushed her pack to the bed. "I know. But let's get these wounds closed. That is more important at the moment." He shook his head as he bent back to work. Sniffing her tears back, Mulder groaned as she lay back down. She knew that Argellians had a reputation for being empaths. *Every* Jaz'Aarian knew all the races in the galaxy which were telepathic or empathic, so they could avoid them wherever possible. It was the biggest social and cultural taboo of her people, to allow someone to be inside their mind. At least, it hadn't infected Ron too. She remembered clearly asking him about it on the very first day they had met, and he had assured her that he was no empath. Funny how even back then she'd maybe known, subconsciously, that this man was special, and it had been important to establish that fact from the very start. She would have to ask him some time how he had managed to avoid it. Maybe it was from his mysterious, absent father... "I can't deal with this right now," she sighed. "I guess, it's not something we can solve here and now. Let's forget about it, okay? Just for now. Let's...get this over with." Rather than comment, Ron focused on his task. Fortunately, the wounds were mostly clean from the copious amount of bleeding that had occurred during the duel. Finally, he tugged the wounds closed with a specific chemical glue that wound not only hold the tissue together, but would also promote healing. "I'm done." "So am I." Mulder muttered, hating to sound ungrateful but feeling as fed up now, as it was possible to be. "So, when will the Doctor allow me to get the hell out of here? And if it's anything like last time, forget it. Prolonged infirmary stay I need like a hole in the head right now." "Actually love, the Doctor prescribes bed rest. You've lost a great deal of blood, and I don't have any way to re-infuse fluids without resorting to archaic methods that include puncturing the skin with needles. So rest will do you good." He hung his head. "I'm sorry. I should have brought a more advanced medkit than what the shuttle stocked." "Eh, you've done the best you can." She was shocked at a subconscious level how cranky she was sounding. "Alright, if sleep it must be, then that's what I'll do. I'm not staying in bed forever, though. Now this is sorted, we've got a starbase to get back to. Ethiks only knows what disasters have happened while I've been away..." she was mumbling now as fatigue was starting to drain her last reserves. Gently, he helped her underneath the sheets of the bed. Once she painfully adjusted herself to a position of some comfort, he gave her one more injection. "This will help you get some rest." "Thanks, dearest man of mine. Sorry to be so grouchy. It's just been one of those days, y'know?" she tried to muster up some final bit of spirit. Smiling at her, he placed a careful kiss on her bruised lips. "Sleep, my love." "Yeah. For a bit," she closed her eyes as the mild sedative started to affect her system. The last thought she had, surprisingly, was not of the battle, or the empath issue, or even of the pain - but of a clapped-out starbase far far away, and a quirky, eccentric crew. Even the ones - or maybe just *one*, singular - that could be a pain in the ass... She wanted to go home. =/\= Main Engineering - Starbase BoB =/\= "Speaking of the devil," Omar commented as she saw Lt Sagi. Sagi barely looked up at the words, being too busy reading up on her console. "Which devil might that be?" "The one with eyes glued to the console, maybe. So how's the orbiting looking like?" Lt Omar enquired. Sagi finally turned to look at Omar. "We're not there yet...but I have an idea how we can do it." "How?" Sagi picked up a nearby PADD. "It's like this...this base wasn't meant to move anywhere...first attempts to fire off whatever thrusters we do have didn't have the expected results." (though that of course depended on what "expected" meant around this place. In their case, it meant having to manually go and rewire half a deck.) "We're slowly but surely being pulled in...and so we need to find a way to get into orbit, first, and achieve rotation, second." "Go on." "Well...physically speaking, we don't really need much thrust. We just need to get into the right position, taking into account the magnetic field etc of the planet below. It might be enough if we apply outside thrust at just the right point...from a ship, for example." Omar mulled it over for a while. Perhaps this new deputy of hers wasn't such a bad idea after all, surly and ill-tempered as she may be. Sagi waited, though not really patiently. Seeing that the CEO was thinking, she turned back to her console, to bring up the calculations. Overall it was pretty quiet in Engineering now, especially as they'd stopped playing around with the thrusters. "Alright," Yus approved. "Let's go with that idea for now. We've got boosters which will be good enough to thrust us into Faylinn's magnetic field." "We do?" Sagi asked, surprised. She had no idea the station *had* boosters. It wasn't on any spec at least that she saw. "I've got authorisation for it," Omar assured her. "Only a matter of minutes to load and launch." She hit a few commands to her underlings to get the relevant work done before leaning back in her chair. Sagi glanced at all her calculations then shrugged. Boosters could do the job, she figured. "So how did it go that day with Palmice?" she asked her deputy. Sagi smirked, now that the responsibility for getting the base into orbit was off her shoulders. "Somebody installed the wrong firmware...I told him I'll get in a request for the right version." Omar rolled her eyes. "He get pissy on you?" she asked. "Docking is a little stressful, especially when people keep coming over and bugging you to hurry." "I'm sure." Sagi tended to agree, though she couldn't really care much whether this or that crewman were having a bad day of it. "The morale should be better now that there's plenty of R&R available," Omar smiled dreamily. "I heard rumors that it's beautiful down there. Hoping to head down there later." A quick frown appeared on Sagi's face. Omar was about to take R&R? "You planning to show up there?" Sagi smirked. "I'm planning...I just don't see how I would. With all the work around here..." she twirled a hand around to encompass the entire engineering bay. "I don't think I've been able to stop running around ever since I got there," she continued on, just in case her boss was too slow, "Run, run, run, run, run. Fix this, fix that...I barely see my bed at night." Omar gazed at her in surprise. "I was just kidding, y'know, when I said it's all work and no play. You've gotta take some time out to chill." "But who would take care of the base?" "The base can take care of itself. We'll have to set the orbit first and then get our playtime. Someone from Ops would probably be monitoring all movements." Sagi somehow did not trust Ops. She did not trust her engineering staff much either. She had this feeling that if she wasn't personally watching evertyhing these nincompoops would mess it all up. "But-" "Its R&R for you, Lt Sagi - and that's an order!" Yus said with a hint of a smile. Sagi was about to argue, but then she caught herself. *She* was about to *argue* over having to go on shore leave?! She nodded quickly. "Aye, aye, sir" with a quick flourish of a salute to boot. Omar just shook her head. It was one of those obscenely manic days and she had an anonymous message that some of her staff were moonlighting. She hoped that if they were, they had saved her some. Either that, or they'd just have to get their asses kicked, whoever they were. =/\= Starbase Raven =/\= "What do you mean, they left?" asked Lt. Ethan Greywald annoyed, stroking nervously his moustache. "What's with the message I left for Cmdr. McArnh. Did you deliver it?" he pointed at the Brig Master. "I did" answered the latter. "He was probably too drunk to take notice of it." he added apologetically. "And they've been ordered off the base rather quick, seeing that the entire crew spent a night here." he tried to justify himself. "Drunk?" Greywald could barely believe it. The brigmaster had probably forgotten to deliver his message and was trying to excuse himself, but on the other hand... What kind of crew was that, that was thrown into the brig, CO included? That was too far fetched too be a lie, and could easily be checked out. "Was a Harlan de Carabas between the prisoners?" he asked, still stroking his moustache. "As a matter of fact, yeah, there was." answered the Brigmaster checking his screen. "Claimed to be CSec on the Caledonia. Got into a barbrawl with his entire detachment. Oh, that's the guy who was stuck in here for an extra day." he grinned, remembering the group and the furious Lt. "So he really made it. At least that's cleared" muttered Greywald to himself and turned around. "Sorry I couldn't help more. Are they in in trouble?" asked the Brigmaster curiously. "That remains to be seen" answered Greywald absentminded and left the brig. =/\= Cockpit - USS Independence =/\= "Computer, dispatch message to the USS Caledonia, mark as Urgent Level 3. That should draw their CO's attention." Greywald indicated and leaned back on the comfortable pilots seat. "Begin recording" he then said, waiting for the confirmation. "Commander McArnh, this is Lt. Ethan Greywald, Chief Security Officer at Trigel Waystation. During certain events that I will explain in detail as soon as we meet, your Chief Security Officer, as well as several of your Security Crew have been present or involved in the murder of a Starfleet Officer suspect of acts of piracy and smuggling amongst other crimes. It is imperative that I meet and escort said Officer back to Trigel to clarify this situation. It could either help unmask a murderer and give the final blow to a pirate ring that has cost many Federation lifes. Lt(JG). de Carabas could be either key witness or criminal; in both cases, I can't stress the importance and delicacy of the matter at hands. I will be heading to your location now, and I hope for your full cooperation with our problem. I act with full support of my superior officer, Cpt. Jerome Cardenas. Respectfully Lt. Ethan Greywald of Trigel Waystation. End record, encrypt and send." he closed his monologue and entered the Caledonias last known coordinates into the nav system. =/\= Black Hole Bar & Grill - Lower Promenade - Starbase BoB =/\= "Will ya look at that..." "It's true! I thought mebbe sumone was messin' with us..." Cade ripped his eyes from the spectacle that was the news to see that the bar had started to fill up. Most were just staring at the screens, but a few were buying. He glanced over to the closest one, a merchant sailor by the looks. "How'd you hear about this?" The young man pointed back over his shoulder. "It's on all the screens on the Promenade." Cade didn't even swear as he spun from the bar stool and charged into the Promenade. He looked around at all the screens and sure enough, they were all broadcasting the fight. "Son of a..." "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The cheer echoed from the various establishments and onto the Promenade causing Cade to look up and see Mulder plant a kiss on her opponent. The follow-up head-butt received a resounding, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY," from a variety of inebriated and nearinebriated voices. He tapped his comm badge. "Vaughan to Ops." Ops, Major. Specialist Richardson. "Care to explain why all the Promenade screens are set to the news feed featuring Captain Mulder?" We...uhhh...thought it would be a good idea. "I think you meant, 'a good idea, *SIR*" didn't you?" Yes, sir! "Good. Now get that fekking feed off of the public monitors, right the fek now!" Working on it, Major. The screens flicked back to the usual advertisements and entertainment holos, but not before the damage was done and 90% of the base had seen the happenings on Argellius. And not before Cade saw the shot, a close-up courtesy of the newscam operator, of the opponent's weapons wrap around Mulder's leg and tear a few chunks of flesh out. "Rest assured, *Crewman* Richardson, that we will be discussing this later. Vaughan out." He closed the channel without waiting for a reply. He walked back into the bar to see the end of the fight and the arrest of fat guy that Jerillion had smacked around earlier. People began filtering out again as he regained his stool. The bartender raised a well-manicured eyebrow and he nodded in response and tapped an empty shotglass near him. The bar was back to almost empty again by the time the drink was put down in front of him. He tossed back the shot of tequila and chased it with the Guiness. "St. David in heaven, Mulder, what did you get yourself into now," he muttered under his breath before chugging the rest of the pint. =/\= Bridge - USS Caledonia =/\= "Knight three-one-zero-three to Caledonia...do you read?" Jinti's head shot up so quick her vertabreae almost crackled. That voice - crackly although the comm was, it sounded like...someone she knew. But it couldn't be, she told herself. he was long gone and he wasn't coming back. Was he? She turned to look at Grey, having to almost physically restrain herself from yelling, 'Well, *answer* the freakin' thing, willya?!' so impatient was she to be put out of her misery. The voice was familiar to the Commander as well, but he couldn't pinpoint it. "Commander McArnh here. Identify yourself, shuttle." It was plain to see that Jinti was anxious, and although she was - in no uncertain terms - a bit of a freak, she did seem to have a bit of a sixth sense sometimes. Relaxing into his seat as the voice of a man he'd breifly met echoed through the helmet, Eddie smiled inwardly, "Commander, this is Eddie O'Reilly." "Well, why didn't you say so sooner," McArnh said flatly. "Rather an over-dramatic entrance, Mister O'Reilly. And what exactly is that vessel?" Eddie looked around himself; at the shiny knobs and buttons. "Knight class fighter...i think it's state of the art." Then he paused and eyed the Federation vessel in the distance. "Can i dock?" McArnh shrugged to himself. Having another craft on board was always useful, and he had become very adept at denying things in reports as far as stock went. "Very well. Miss Lamarr, the state of our shuttlebay," he asked gently. "Fan-bloody-tastic!" she exclaimed before adding quickly. "The shuttlebay, that is. Fastastic clean, it is. An' tidy. An' yeah, we c'n always use another li'l speeder. I'll make room fer it myself, if'n ya likes?" She was holding onto the console to stop herself from bouncing around in her seat. In observing the pilot, McArnh noticed an aura of eagerness, a brightness that he wasn't often used to seeing in her. "Perhaps, on this occasion, it would be best for you to verify a safe landing from the bay itself," he said to her quietly. "Yah-thanks-I'm-on-my-way-Skipper," she gabbled, leaping out of her seat. "Be back in a bit," she bounded over to the turbolift door. "Zellers, keep an eye on the helm," she called over her shoulder as an afterthought. Once the lift started it's descent she slapped the side of it. "Hot damn. He came back. Don't mean nuthin' though, so stop yer bubblin' and jist act nat'ral." Entering the shuttlebay, she activaed the forcefild and then swung open the bay door, allowing the sparkle of starlight to be revealed in the black inkyness of space. "Git along in if'n yet gittin'" she called, trying to sound casual. Drifting the fighter ever nearer to the ship, he waited patiently and controlled the landing with a concentration he'd not seen for years. Powering down the K-5, he depressed the canopy button and felt it swoosh open above him. Then silence, he waited, unsure how to react, how to feel now that the moment was before him. "I don't know whut's the more welcome sight - you or that purty l'il machine," Jinti's voice broke through the reverie. "Git yer ass out here, flyboy. So's I c'n be sure you ain't some appyrition." A smile broke his face, and in standing from the small cockpit he unclipped the helmet and exposed his helmet hair. Grinning like he so rarely did, Eddie literally leapt to the deck below and opened his arms. And she walked right into them, not really knowing what she was doing or where this was going, but just more glad than she could say that he was back. "I missed ya," was all she said, hugging him. "Dammit, I missed ya." Embracing her, he smiled again. "I'm back. I don't know where we're going, what we're doing or how things are going to work...but i'm back. And i know i care about you." Leaning back and locking his eyes on her's, he nodded, "That much i do know." "I ain't never cared fer anyone before," her voice and smile were softer than anyone would recognise. "Come ta think of it, I ain't never had anyone ta care fer me, either. So I guess I dunno whut's gonna happen either. I'm jist real glad I'm gonna be findin' out with you, Eddie O'Reilly." He stapped back and tugged gently at the flightsuit he wore. "This is all i have. Well...and that," he pointed to the fighter. "But if you'll have me, i'm yours." "Youz all I wants," she assured him. "An' I ain't got much above a good suit, a carton o'smokes an' a still full o'hooch. So if we ain't got nuthin' together, I guess that means we got everything." "Heh...you know, i think you're right Miss. Lamarr." Wrapping his arm around her side with more ease than he'd expect, he began to walk towards the corridor beyond and mused aloud, "I guess this means i'm playing bartender again, has much changed...?" =/\= Turbolift - USS Caledonia =/\= Harlan had remained silent since the two of them had entered the lift. On one side Jintis poison was awfully strong, with a special aftereffect that made the colours look brighter and the sounds louder. On the other side, his head was spinning around his subordinates. In an ideal case both of them should have informed him at once about the situation, instead of acting as they did. He hadn't known them for too long, but he had had the sensation that they had become friends during the last months. One tough situation after the other did that to you, it either tore the team apart or banded them together. Harlan had a shrewd idea about Connors opportunism, hell, he had seen the man in action more then once. But one thing was to try and take advantage of some moron on a far out Starbase, and the other was to try and con one of his shipmates. That was definitely crossing a fine line of decency that Harlan had not imagined he would cross. And Serwal. Connors eternal sidekick. The man with common sense and the wrong friend. Harlan wondered if he would have to sit down with his crew and start to take their business a bit more serious. Difficult as ever on this particular ship with this particular crew, but hell, somebody had to make a start. At least a start and then see what was next. "Erm...are you alright?" asked Zim. Since entering the turbolift Harlan had seemed kind of out of it. Zim had a feeling the potent hooch had something to do with it. Truth be told he could still taste the shot he'd had. Maybe that would work out for the best though. Zim wasn't sure what he'd done to aggrivate Harlan, aside from arrive on the Caledonia, so maybe the after effects of the hooch would mellow things out. Harlan turned and looked at the short Ferengi. "Sorry" he muttered, "yeah, I'm good. You on the other hand" he placed his hand on the Ferengis shoulder. "are going to explain me why there's a tunnel from your room to mine, ending just where I stash my personal belongings and filled with grubs that seem to think my bathroom is *the* place to be." he said grim, but not angry anymore. "Oh...so that's where the burrow leads." Zim was starting to see what was bothering Harlan. A room full of unwelcome grubs could be rather off putting, especially if you were a species that didn't quite enjoy the fine dining that such grubs provided. He gave Harlan a side-long glance as the lift haphaxadly made its way along. "You see, when I left for training on Earth, I was in a bit of a rush. I only had time to pack a bag before I had to leave. So a lot of my belongings were left in my quarters, one of them being an dish full of tube grubs." At this point Zim flashed a toothy grin at Harlan, "I'd gotten tired of hew-man food see, so I'd started to grow some of my own. Years of starfleet food had kinda left me with an urge for some proper Ferengi cuisine." He licked his lips absent-mindedly, "Anyway, in my absence they'd escaped and burrowed into one of the bulkheads. Which I guess leads to your...bathroom." "Ewww" Harlan felt really disgusted by the thought. "You *eat* those??" he asked with disbelief. "Of course! What else would I do with them?" Zim picked up on Harlan's tone. "They're full of nutrients, and the taste...well good grubs are to die for." "Ey, a hamburger is tasty, not very nutritious, but tasty nontheless. And it has the advantage of being dead already. I can't picture a burger trying to escape from my plate, whereas those... yuck, man. How can you do that without throwing up??" Harlan replied, trying to get rid of the mental picture. He failed. Zim frowned at Harlan, "Them being alive is part of the point. The fresher they are, the tastier they are. Plus, they give a nice wriggle as they go down." Harlan punched mentally his imagination to stay put and avoid drawing the scene of a tube grub wriggling around his teeth. He was too late. "Dammit, Zim" he protested weakly, feeling his stomach dance rumba at the mental picture, his face distorted into a mask of disgust. Noticing Harlan's reaction Zim smiled, "You're more than welcome to try some. I've heard tube grubs compared in taste to pagh. You know, that Klingon dish of live worms." "Remind me to avoid that too. I don't eat anything unless it's been dead for enough time, frozon, cooked, grilled, cut, properly dressed and chewed before it reaches my stomach." he said resolutely. "Or at least replicated close enough to that" he added on an afterthought. "Meh." Zim wrinkled his nose slightly more than usual. "Cooking. I can stomach it but ..." He shook his head. Now it was Harlans turn to grin. "What's wrong with a good, well-done steak with fries on the side, Zim? You're free to try that anytime and see how good it tastes. Who knows, it might even throw you of your wriggly worm diet." he said maliciously. "Besides, that would ensure that my room remains nice and clea