Shit Starter Program_12-2014
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Shit Starter Program_12-2014
Discover Start Search The Snuggle Blog Fresh Vertical Smile Skateboards For Your Feet! ! By 4 Wheel Backscratcher 100! Boards Available $20.00! Each 1/30/15! Sale Ends! Click Here for Our Best of 2014 Video! Back This Project Vertical Smile Skateboards are the absolute highest quality American maple boards you can find at the most ridiculous low price imaginable! Back This Project Story 4 Wheel Backscratcher Video Blog This project will be funded on Friday Jan 30th 2015 9:34 PM PST. See Full Bio Bro! ! Contact Us Shapes Photos About This Project Keep high quality skateboards under your feet! Don’t let price make you settle for shitty wood! Rewards Pledge of $20! ! 1 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your Choice plus some free stickers! ! If you’re like us you want a quality ride that won’t leave you broke and unable to enjoy the finer things in life. After all what’s a skate session without a few tasty beers or some smoke to fill your pipe? Well now thanks to the Vertical Smile Shitstarter Program you can have your sesh and smoke out too. The days of spending $50 on a new ride and being left penniless are over. Now you can spend less than half of that and get what will most likely be a better board. Fuck yeah, right? ! Pledge of $40! If the devils lettuce and party liquor don’t mix with your brand of skateboarding we have good news for you too, because with our new Shitstarter program you can buy 2 boards for less than what one normal price board would have cost you! Just think you’ll look like one of those fresh sponsored dudes when you roll up to a spot with a spare board in your back pack. Either way you roll you’re saving money for what counts most.! Pledge of $60! ! 2 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboards of Your Choice plus some free stickers! ! ! ! ! 3 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your Choice -plus some free stickers AND FREE GRIP!! ! Estimated Delivery: At Once* And best of all, unlike Kickstarter or those other crowd funded projects that beg for cash for a product that isn’t produced yet, our boards are done and ready to ship!! Pledge of $80! Don’t contemplate, wait or hesitate - we only have 100 decks left at this price so get on board today! As soon as these old graphics are dust so is this killer price! 4 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your Choice -plus some free stickers AND FREE GRIP!! ! ! Thank you for supporting our project! ! ! Estimated Delivery: At Once* * Does not include shipping costs or local taxes SIZES AND SHAPES: Rewards ! Pledge of $100! 5 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboards of Your Choice plus some free stickers and free grip!! ! Estimated Delivery: At Once* ! Pledge of $120! 6 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your Choice plus some free stickers and free grip!! ! Estimated Delivery: At Once* ! Pledge of $140! 7 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your Choice plus some free stickers and free grip!! ! Estimated Delivery: At Once* Pledge of $160! ! 8 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your Choice -plus some free stickers and free grip!! ! Estimated Delivery: At Once* * Does not include shipping costs or local taxes How Vertical Smile Skateboards work 1.Choose your! favorite graphic, shape and griptape from www.vertsmile.com 3.Pick out some fresh stickers to thrown on your fresh new board. Make sure they scream “i’m way cooler than you” 2. Choose your! favorite wheels and bearings for fresh slides and super speedy stand up grinds. (they can be new or from your last set up).Make sure you have bolts to put everything together 4. After you set it up, throw the board on the ground and jump on for a ride! John worthington floats a fatty on fresh new whip! JUMP ON THE PROGRAM QUICK! PRICE GOES UP IN 2015! Once our goal of selling 100 decks is reached and the proper amount of beer and gas money is made, we are raising our prices. Get on board while you can at this ridiculous low price of $20. You will regret your decision forever if you don’t act now! Story Video Blog Shapes Photos Back This Project