Shit Starter Program_12-2014

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Shit Starter Program_12-2014
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Fresh Vertical Smile Skateboards For Your Feet!
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By 4 Wheel Backscratcher
100!
Boards Available
$20.00!
Each
1/30/15!
Sale Ends!
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Vertical Smile Skateboards are the absolute
highest quality American maple boards you can
find at the most ridiculous low price imaginable!
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This project will be funded on Friday Jan 30th
2015 9:34 PM PST.
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Keep high quality
skateboards under your
feet! Don’t let price make
you settle for shitty wood!
Rewards
Pledge of $20!
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1 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of
Your Choice plus some free
stickers!
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If you’re like us you want a quality ride that won’t leave you
broke and unable to enjoy the finer things in life. After all
what’s a skate session without a few tasty beers or some smoke to
fill your pipe? Well now thanks to the Vertical Smile Shitstarter
Program you can have your sesh and smoke out too. The days of
spending $50 on a new ride and being left penniless are over. Now
you can spend less than half of that and get what will most likely
be a better board. Fuck yeah, right? !
Pledge of $40!
If the devils lettuce and party liquor don’t mix with your brand of
skateboarding we have good news for you too, because with our
new Shitstarter program you can buy 2 boards for less than
what one normal price board would have cost you! Just think
you’ll look like one of those fresh sponsored dudes when you roll
up to a spot with a spare board in your back pack. Either way you
roll you’re saving money for what counts most.!
Pledge of $60!
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2 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboards of
Your Choice plus some free
stickers!
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3 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of
Your Choice -plus some free
stickers AND FREE GRIP!!
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Estimated Delivery: At Once*
And best of all, unlike Kickstarter or those other crowd funded
projects that beg for cash for a product that isn’t produced yet, our
boards are done and ready to ship!!
Pledge of $80!
Don’t contemplate, wait or hesitate - we only have 100 decks left
at this price so get on board today! As soon as these old
graphics are dust so is this killer price!
4 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of
Your Choice -plus some free
stickers AND FREE GRIP!!
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Thank you for supporting our project!
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Estimated Delivery: At Once*
* Does not include shipping costs or
local taxes
SIZES AND SHAPES:
Rewards
!
Pledge of $100!
5 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboards of
Your Choice plus some free stickers
and free grip!!
!
Estimated Delivery: At Once*
!
Pledge of $120!
6 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your
Choice plus some free stickers and
free grip!!
!
Estimated Delivery: At Once*
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Pledge of $140!
7 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of Your
Choice plus some free stickers and
free grip!!
!
Estimated Delivery: At Once*
Pledge of $160!
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8 7ply Vertical Smile Skateboard of
Your Choice -plus some free stickers
and free grip!!
!
Estimated Delivery: At Once*
* Does not include shipping costs or
local taxes
How Vertical Smile Skateboards work
1.Choose your!
favorite graphic,
shape and
griptape from
www.vertsmile.com
3.Pick out some
fresh stickers to
thrown on your
fresh new
board. Make
sure they
scream “i’m way
cooler than you”
2. Choose your!
favorite wheels
and bearings
for fresh slides
and super
speedy stand
up grinds. (they
can be new or
from your
last set
up).Make
sure you have
bolts to put
everything
together
4. After you set it up, throw the board on the ground and jump on for a ride!
John worthington floats a fatty on fresh new whip!
JUMP ON THE PROGRAM QUICK! PRICE GOES UP IN 2015!
Once our goal of selling 100 decks is reached and the proper amount of beer and gas
money is made, we are raising our prices. Get on board while you can at this ridiculous
low price of $20. You will regret your decision forever if you don’t act now!
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