August 2015 - Hard Tales Magazine
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August 2015 - Hard Tales Magazine
ISSUE 66 - AUGUST 2015 FREE TAKE ONE STANDING FOR THOSE WHO STOOD FOR US COVER PHOTO: LAURA ANN FRIEND VETERAN ADVOCATE PHOTOGRAPHER July 29 .-....._ ...... Open Ride 10.lpm Au1.1ust 1 ti:2: _,, .... Jamboree W1!eh"d Au!911St 10-14 ...... KI Mato O,Ptn lid1 Weel AU!111$.'t 1t ........... J.imt�bnd Au51ust :M ...-...... Ope"n Ride '10-lpm 5ept 5-ti •.� .. -...... Jamboru... Wfflce1tcl Simpt 9 ..-..... _.._.• Opim lidm '10-lpm Smpt:l!.3 ................... OpRn lid11 10.lpm Oct 3 .....�....._...... 2111d Annuiill Dice Run ililWPIMkl • &111.\iltl • KTM fj.>auN.£-o.rJ � 1�, 0- .k9 tl't,:ll I •r' .,.-·-..--·-··· ···-. �·-·· ITIII I II Please contact Hard Tales Magazine to discuss having your organization/business added to this listing at [email protected] or 716-725-2745. ATTORNEYS Cellino & Barnes 350 Main Street, 2500 Main Place Tower Buffalo, NY 14202 716-888-8888 www.cellinoandbarnes.com Chiacchia & Fleming, LLP Daniel J. Chiacchia 5113 South Park Avenue Hamburg, NY 14075 716-648-3030 www.personalinjury317.com The Kantor Law Firm 5800 Main Street Williamsville, NY 14221 716-626-0404 877-752-6867 www.kantorlaw.org MSS Motorcycle Safety School 1600 North America Drive West Seneca, NY 14224 716-542-3808 www.ridemss.com Morningstar Lodge 6741 Upper Road, Ellicottville, NY 14731 800-634-2495 www.themorningstarlodge.com Food Bank of WNY 91 Hilt Street buffalo, NY 14206 716-852-1305 www.foodbankwny.org 4 B.A. Enterprises 6979 Minnick Road, Lockport, NY 14094 (716) 433-5684 Second Gear 13021 Main Road (Route 5) Akron, NY 14001 716-442-5442 www.secondgearwny.com Jamestown Renaissance Corporation 119 - 121 West Third Street Jamestown, NY 14701 716-664-2477 www.jamestownrenaissance.org Big Ed’s 1225 Ridge Road., Lackawanna, NY 14218 716-822-4948 LEEK Hunting and Mountain Preserve 740 Ridge Road, Lewisberry, PA 17339 410-332-4610 www.leekpreserve.org Poags Hole Hillclimb 10401 Poags Hole Road Dansville, NY 14437 585-335-9260 www.poagshole.com Oma’s Guest Haus 3691 Sixth Street, Woodlawn, NY 14129 716-863-1427 www.omasguesthaus.com Contemporary Services Corp. One Bills Drive Orchard Park, NY 14127 716-312-7881 www.csc-usa.com Hydroponics of Buffalo 1469 Hertel Avenue, Buffalo, NY 14216 716-838-3545 Native Pride Smokeshop 11359 Southwestern Blvd. (RT 20) Irving, NY 14081 716-934-5130 www.nativepride.com LODGING Foxfire Lodge 5750 Clark Road, Great Valley NY 14741 800-634-2495 www.foxfirelodge.com Alibi Pass Americana Music 716-912-6610 www.facebook.com/AlibiPass Rick’s Mercantile 11111 Main Street Clarence, NY 14031 716-444-2858 www.facebook.com/ricksmercantile Levant Motors 1693 Route 394, Falconer, NY 14733 716-665-4351 www.levantmotors.com INSURANCE Terranova Insurance Services, LLC Larry Poirier 6546 East Quaker Street Orchard Park, NY 14127 716-440-8445 MISCELLANEOUS 3G Grafix 7138 Transit Road Williamsville, NY 14221 716-634-2585 www.3ggrafix.com Amsoil - Jeff Kasper 3228 Lockport Road Sanborn, NY 14132 716-216-4045 [email protected] Kissing Bridge 10296 State Road, Route 240 Glenwood, NY 14069 716-592-4963 www.kbski.com EDUCATION D’Youville College 320 Porter Avenue, Buffalo, NY 14201 716-829-7818 www.dyc.edu Trillium Lodge 6830 Main Street Cherry Creek NY 14723 716-296-8100 www.trilliumlodge.com Hollywood Theater PO Box 164, Gowanda, NY 14070 716-532-6103 www.gowandahollywoodtheater.com Pure Romance by Jennifer Adkins Lackawanna, New York 716-799-9403 [email protected] Randolph Auto Supply 18 Jamestown Road, Randolph NY 14772 716-358-6222 Steel Crazy Iron Art 70 Tonawanda Street, Buffalo, NY 14207 716-876-7510 www.steelcrazyironart.com Stets Metal Arts Inc. 50 East and West Road West Seneca, NY 14224 716-675-7463 • 716-912-6610 www.stetsbar.com Style ‘N’ Eyes 4245 Union Road, Cheektowaga, NY 14225 716-632-0778 www.style-n-eyes.com The Vapor Chamber 2630 Elmwood Ave Suite 1B Kenmore, NY 14217 716-768-4377 www.buffalovaporchamber.com MOTORCYCLES SUPPLIES & REPAIRS American Harley-Davidson 1149 Erie Avenue North Tonawanda, NY 14120 716-692-7200 www.americanharley-davidson.com Big V’s Cycle Supply 1447 Electric Avenue, Lackawanna, NY 14218 716-826-4644 Buffalo Choppers 40 Peuquet Parkway, Tonawanda, NY 14150 (716) 743-0024 [email protected] Buffalo Harley-Davidson 4220 Bailey Avenue, Amherst NY 14226 716-832-7159 www.buffaloharley.com DE Twincam Performance 4170 Broadway, Depew, NY 14043 (716) 684-2696 www.detwincam.com Gowanda Harley-Davidson 2535 Gowanda Zoar Road Gowanda, NY 14070 716-532-4584 www.gowandaharley.com Hamburg Powersports 8032 Boston State Road Hamburg, NY 14075 716-226-4033 www.hamburgpowersports.com Harley-Davidson of Jamestown 1951 East Main Street Falconer NY 14733 716-484-0113 www.jamestownharley.com Off-Road Express/ INDIAN Motorcyle 10320 Wattsburg Road (Rt. 8) Erie, PA 16509 814-825-2396 www.offroaderie.com Iron Art Cycles 3736 Walden Avenue, Lancaster, NY 716-684-7128 www.ironartcycles.net Kustom Workz Motorcycles 5035 Transit Road, Depew, NY 716-651-0044 www.kwbuffalo.com Northeast Vintage Cycle 9505 Route 39 & 240 Springville NY 14141 716-592-6382 www.hondanuts.com Performance Fabrication 801 Olden Road, West Falls NY 14170 716-655-3942 Southside Trailer Services Inc. 250 Two Mile Creek Road Tonawanda, NY 14150 716-874-3381 www.southsidetrailer.com Southtowns Harley-Davidson 140 Midcounty Drive, Orchard Park NY 14127 716-972-1556 www.southtownshd.com Steve’s Custom Cycle 6095 Robinson Road Lockport, NY 14094 716-625-4372 The Battery Post, Inc. 4109 Saint Francis Drive Hamburg, NY 14075 716-824-1987 www.buffalobestbatteries.com THE HOG FARM 11847 Summit Lane, Springville, NY 14141 716-289-1004 822-3227 Hogarosa Campground 716-381-7355 www.the-hog-farm.net Voz Cycle City Inc. 3287 Niagara Falls Blvd. North Tonawanda, NY 14120 716-260-1180 www.vozcycleworld.com ORGANIZATIONS/CLUBS ABATE of NY, Inc. Buffalo/Erie Chapter PO Box 286, West Seneca NY 14224 716-825-2627 www.abateny.org Blue Knights NY Chapter V-Buffalo E-mail: [email protected] Cyberspokes www.cyberspokes.com HOG - Niagara Falls Chapter PO Box 603, North Tonwanda, NY 14120 716-903-3643 www.nfhog.net Hogs & Heroes Foundation America Inc. - NY Chapter 1 PO Box 483, Buffalo, NY 14223 716-421-3037 [email protected] Lonelyones M.C Rare Breed M.C. The American Legion Riders Southern Tier Chapter 716-864-2861 www.legionriderssst.org VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Please contact Hard Tales Magazine to discuss having your organization/business added to this listing at [email protected] or 716-725-2745. BARS & RESTAURANTS 3 Girls Cafe 8373 Boston State Road, Boston, NY 14025 716-941-3250 Armor Inn Tap Room 5381 Abbott Road, Hamburg NY 14075 716-202-1315 www.armorinn.com Bear Mountain Resort 380 Parkway Drive, Salamanca NY 14779 716-945-2083 Blue Dog Saloon 2630 Attica Road Attica NY 14011 585-708-4089 Buffalo’s Best Grill 3700 Southwestern Blvd., Orchard Park, NY 14127 716-864-2501 www.buffalosbestgrill.com Chef’s Restaurant 291 Seneca Street, Buffalo, NY, 14204 716-856-9187 www.ilovechefs.com Colden Lakes Resort 9504 Heath Road, Colden NY 14033 716-941-5200 www.coldenlakeside.com FORVM 4224 Maple Road, Amherst, NY 14226 716-831-3271 www.mapleentertainment.com Zebro's Sports & Beach Bar 8254 First Street, Westfield, NY 14787 716-326-2017 www.zebrosbeachbar.com Hogg Shoppe 15 East Main Street, Falconer NY 14733 716-338-7395 Moonshiners Pub & Grub 5822 Camp Road, Hamburg, NY 1407 716-649-MOON (6666) www.moonshinerspub.com Zoar Valley Tavern & Restaurant 10711 Hammond Hill Road East Otto, NY 14729 (716) 592-4911 Impact PromotionZ 4978 Lynwood Avenue, Blasdell, NY 14219 716-649-2128 www.impactstuff.com Quaker Steak & Lube 6727 Transit Road Lancaster, NY 14221 716-204-9293 MUSIC Steelhorse 716-773-6925 www.steelhorse.info Spoon Saloon 11849 Main Street Perrysburg NY 14129 716-241-7140 SERVICES Abbott Radiator 1700 Abbott Road, Buffalo NY 14218 716-823-9424 Sunset Bay Beach Club 1028 South Shore Drive, Irving, NY 716-934-9953 www.sunsetbayusa.com Achilles Heels Shoe Repair Southgate Plaza 1028 C Union Road, West Seneca NY 14224 716-677-0025 www.achillesheelsshoerepair.com The Dock At The Bay 3800 Hoover Road, Blasdell, NY 716-823-8247 www.dockatthebay.com The Pad 1064 Route 394, Kennedy NY 14747 716-267-7367 The Pizza Glen Rt. 240, Glenwood, NY 14069 716-941-9333 www.thepizzaglen.com The Warehouse 4360 Milestrip Road, Blasdell, NY 14219 (716) 823-5000 Indian Falls Log Cabin Restaurant 1227 Gilmore Road, Corfu, NY, 14036 716-649-2128 www.indianfallslogcabin.com Kipp’s Restaurant 6411 Olean Road South Wales NY 14139 716-652-3181 Last Run Tavern & Grill 9574 State Road (Rt. 240) Glenwood, NY 716-941-9100 Varysburg Hotel 2486 Main Street, Varysburg, NY 585-535-0300 Whiskey Hill Saloon 12 North Main Street, Cassadaga, NY 14718 716-595-8283 www.whiskeyhillsaloon.com Casullo’s Professional Upholstery 2797 Elmwood Avenue Kenmore NY 14217 716-876-0916 www.casullosupholstery.com DJ Zone 716-725-2990 [email protected] DMR Fencing Dan 716-694-1163 First Place Finishes 1303 Pontiac Road, Evans, NY 14006 716-549-1544 Gernatt Asphalt 13870 Taylor Hollow Road Collins NY 14034 716-532-3371 www.gernatt.com Great Plate Glass Co. 41 New Bullis Road, Elma NY 14059 716-668-5213 Lakeside Memorial Funeral Home 4199 Lake Shore Road Hamburg, NY 14075 716-627-2919 www.lakesidefuneralhome.com Motion Craft Speed Sport 580 Olean Road East Aurora, NY 14052 716-655-2490 www.motioncraftonline.com Pirate Leather 716-894-0125 Saville’s Outdoor Power Equipment 3900 Taylor Road, Orchard Park, NY 14127 716-662-4487 www.savilles-outdoor-powereq.ariensstore.com Southtown’s Fireplace 4307 Camp Road, Hamburg, NY 14075 (716) 627-5211 www.southtownsfireplace.com TATTOOING Express Yourself Tattoos 1101 Ridge Road Lackawanna, NY 14218 716-822-5358 www.expressyourselftattoos.com Tattoo Den 2111 Transit Road, Elma, NY 14059 716-866-0637 [email protected] Correct information is our goal, please contact us with your changes SEND US YOUR CLASSIFIED ADS VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 5 From The Publisher Sunday, August 16, 2015 Martin’s Fantasy Island Bikes, Cars & Trucks 110 Top Awards • 3 Best Of Show Over 40 Special Awards Arrive Together, Park Together Info: Dennis 716-822-5218 Sal 716-824-2368 Dan 716-876-2007 [email protected] Hard Tales Recognized Radical Award 6 Is it me or has it rained a lot! Here’s hoping that August is a record month for warmth and sunshine. There are a ton of great events coming up in August, so please get out there and show your support for all the organizations, dealerships, restaurants, bars, and rider supporters that put HUGE amounts of time, effort and money into organizing and sponsoring activities that benefit wonderful causes and provide interesting rides and locations for us all to participate in and visit! This month we feature The Patriot Guard Riders; my heartfelt thanks to Laura Friend, Don Higgins & Dave Kern for their contributions. I also would like to recognize and thank this month’s article contributors, Dirk Wales, Ed Abdo & Mike Krzemien, Angie Popovich, Candy Miller, Jeff Hartrich, Jr. & Erika Seneca. We welcome readers to submit articles they believe their fellow riders would find informative and interesting. Reader comments, photos, articles, and feedback are always encouraged, email me at [email protected]. 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Read free, ride free. “Indian Steve” Publisher VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM ISSUE 66 - AUGUST, 2015 Hard Tales MagazineTM Rider Friendly Directory ............................................................................................................4-5 © 2015 All rights reserved “Shifting Gears” By Flyboy............................................................................................12-13 PO BOX 917 ORCHARD PARK, NY 14127 “Parallel Thinking” By Joseph Barrett............................................................................14 Message From The Publisher ......................................................................................................6 Cover Story: Patriot Guard Riders Of WNY ........................................................................8-10 “All Fired Up” By Jack Regan..............................................................................................16 WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Publisher - Steve Schonour Graphics - Michael D. 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A Ride To Remember By Ed Abdo, Part One ..................................................................18-22 From The Backseat: 5,952 Miles in 2 Weeks By Angie Popovich..............................24-26 Michael Hintermeier Memorial Run ......................................................................................27 Bear Mountain Resort: It’s The Ticket For Biker Fun! ..........................................................28 American Harley-Davidson ........................................................................................................30 Blues, Bikes & BBQ ....................................................................................................................32 Bartender Babes..........................................................................................................................34 Hard Tales Advertiser Puzzle ....................................................................................................35 Bike Of The Month: 2012 Harley-Davidson Road Glide ......................................................36 A.B.A.T.E. Mystery Run................................................................................................................38 Loose Nutz By Rick Manzone....................................................................................................39 The Ride of My Life By Dirk Wales, Part Two ..................................................................40-41 15th Annual Food Bank of WNY Motorcycle Run & Benefit Party ..................................45 Jokes From Out And About..................................................................................................46-47 Tales By Jo Photography and Random Submits ............................................................48-50 Take A Ride Out To The Pad......................................................................................................48 2015 Weekly Bike Nights..........................................................................................................51 Classifieds ....................................................................................................................................52 HAVE THE NEXT ISSUE OF Rider Events............................................................................................................................52-57 Hard Tales MAILED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR! Simply send us your mailing address (and your email address and phone number for reminder) and a check for $23 (postage and handling) to: Hard Tales Magazine P.O. Box 917, Orchard Park, NY 14127 TRUST ME!. That s all you have to do. Patriot Guard Of WNY Riders Standing For Those Who Stood For Us All Photos By Laura Friend Photography “Standing for those, who’ve stood for us” is the creed by which the Patriot Guard Riders (PGR) operate. They’re a nationwide group of men and women, made up of Veterans and civilians alike, who love America, and appreciate the service of the men and women who’ve chosen to wear the United States of America Military Uniforms. The Patriot Guard Riders were conceived in November 2005, when some motorcycle enthusiasts heard that military funerals and the families of our fallen heroes were being disrespected by protestors. The thought was to get a group of motorcyclists together to stand as a shield between the grieving families and anyone who might attempt to disrupt the solemnest of the funeral. In less than a month, the movement spread across the country, and leadership was appointed in each state, by the National team. Dave Kern, State Captain for New York said, 8 “We were born out of respect with the intention to insure dignity and honor to the Fallen Hero and family.” As the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were ramping up, Americans for the first time since Vietnam were seeing our men and women come home in flag-draped caskets. Large-scaled protests - similar to those for the Vietnam War - were breaking out, most prominently lead by Westboro Baptist Church. In an effort to protect the family, the Casualty Assistance Officers from every branch of the Armed Forces started reaching out to the PGR for assistance. Bikers from all walks of life joined in and offered to escort and stand for those Killed in Action. The only requirement was you must share an unwavering respect for the service and sacrifices of our fallen heroes. The more visible they became, the more their services were requested. The Patriot Guard Riders formed a non-profit 501c3 organization, and decided to also start a Help On The Homefront (HOTH) operation. When funding is available, HOTH assists Gold Star and Veteran families with projects such as wheel chair ramp builds and installations, roof replacements, small construction projects, and memorial benches. HOTH attempts to take care of the unmet family needs of the deceased Veteran. Dave Kern stated “through our HOTH donations, we were VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM able to gift over $ 56,000.00 to our veteran’s and Gold Star families.” Fundraisers are held annually to raise funds for these HOTH missions. The PGR also stands for our Law Enforcement, Firemen and Emergency Medical Services (EMS) killed in the line of duty. These men and women choose to serve the public and are seen as heroes. In 2009 the PGR started a Veteran’s Recovery Program (VRP). There are Veteran’s cremated remains in funeral homes across America, that have been abandoned or unclaimed, some for more than 40 years. The PGR locates, identifies and inters the Veterans at National Cemeteries with full military honors. They work closely with the National Cemetery and Funeral Directors to complete this. The PGR is made up of volunteers. Every mission is different because of that. Some missions may unfortunately only have four members there, while others have hundreds. It all depends on the availability of every member. Our youngest member is 11, our oldest is in their late 80’s. New York State has thousands of members, and nationally the PGR has hundreds of thousands. Each member knows to carry a clean 3’x5’ flag, they’re taught how to stand, how to pay honors, and what our mission is. Every funeral that the PGR assists with is called “A Mission”. The mission can be standing quietly at a funeral home with an American flag, or meeting a plane at midnight to do a Dignified Transfer and escorting the hearse from the airport to the funeral home. Most missions are a combination of calling hours at the Funeral Home, an escort to the Church, and an additional escort to the cemetery. PGR members stay until the last family member leaves. In 2014, the New York State PGR did well over 500 missions. There is a lot of behind-thescenes coordination that goes into every mission. From the moment that the PGR receives a request, someone is addressing it. It’s assigned to a Senior Ride Captain (SRC), who then sends out voicemails and emails to the region's Ride Captains (RC). A mission must have a Ride Captain available in order to perform it. Once an RC has been assigned, the mission is posted, and a plaque is ordered memorializing the valiant service of the Veteran. The SRC or RC reaches out to the family, and determines their desires for the mission. It’s the RC’s responsibility to adhere to the wishes of both the military and the deceased's family, and to ensure that every mission is done without injury or incident. On a typical mission, you will find men and women, often in leather vests, with patches, standing with a flag. It may be in a cemetery, it may be in a funeral home, or even a chapel. Families and funeral directors also ask the PGR to step in as pall bearers. This can be due to the age of the deceased and the lack of able bodied people to help, or just to add dignity to the service. The Ride Captain instructs all the members at the beginning of the mission, on what the expectations are and he or she will assign different tasks, as necessary. Some missions last a half hour, but most last for a few hours over a couple of days. Once the Flag Line is set, you will see little to no movement. The PGR stands for as long as the services are being conducted. When the family members thank the PGR for standing, the response you will always hear is “It’s Our Honor”. Honoring the fallen is something Continued on next page... VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 9 Patriot Guard Riders Of WNY Continued from previous page... that every PGR member takes seriously. We understand the cost of endorsing that blank check to the United States of America. When you see the PGR riding down the road, or the interstate with their large Amer- ican Flags, the yellow PGR Flag, or one of the Branches of our military’s flag blowing in the breeze, you can be assured it’s a mission, so please remember the costs of your freedom, take a moment and pay your respects. Interested in becoming a member? Go to www.pgrny.org Looking to request a mission for a veteran? Please fill out a mission request located at the top of the website as soon as possible, to better assure that the PGR can fulfill your request. Patriot Guard Riders – Standing For Those Who’ve Stood For Us! Air Conditioning & Cooling Systems Specialists 1700 Abbott Road Lackawanna, NY 14201 ( 716)) 823-9424 823-9424 (716 10 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Tips To Help You On A Long Distance Motorcycle Trip Shifting Gears by Flyboy U.S. Air Force, (Retired) The Kantor Law Firm Personal Injury Motorcycle Accident Attorneys as Marketing Director/Investigator I don’t know what it is, but there’s something special about a long distance motorcycle trip. Maybe it’s the excitement of getting to spend a good chunk of time exploring somewhere new. Or, maybe it’s the prospect of getting to spend a lot of time on a motorcycle. Whatever it is, I’ve taken many long distance motorcycle trips now, and one thing I definitely know is that I get just as excited now, as I did the first time over 40 years ago. With Sturgis 75th just around the corner I have many of my friends packing and getting ready for long distant ride, and many for their first time. Of course, planning for a long motorcycle trip takes a little more thinking ahead than a simple road trip or vacation by car might take. Why? It boils down to one simple reason: motorcycles have far less storage options. Yes, if you have the latest HarleyDavidson Ultra Classic motorcycle, and maybe with a trailer, you’re going to have to cut back a little less than the guy touring the country on a sportster, Dyna, or Softail bike. But, the planning tips below still work no matter what your ride. And, if you’re anything like me, at the end of the trip you’ll walk away thinking about how much “stuff” you really don’t need to have a good time. The amount will probably surprise you. Hint: It’s far, far less than you expect. The Basics Needed for Long Trips Let’s talk about the basics, first. The things that you need to do before you even start thinking about a long trip on your bike. Don’t worry – there are only three things, and they’re pretty easy. Get a comfortable, waterproof, motorcycle rain suit. Getting wet sucks. Being cold sucks. And if you take a long enough trip, you’ll most likely encounter situations where you’ll be both wet and cold. Not only does being wet and cold really suck, it’s also unsafe. It’s hard to concentrate on the road when you’re soaked through to your undies. A rain suit helps with this. Get it now. Don’t think about it, go down to your local dealer and pick one up today. If I only had the choice to bring one thing other than my wallet, a good quality motorcycle rain suit is what I would bring. Install some ways to attach luggage to your motorcycle. Motorcycle Luggage racks, etc. Backpacks won’t cut it. They’re great for students going to class, or maybe taking a ride down to the park for a picnic, but they make really bad long distance travel partners. You know that attractive person you dated in high school? The one that was really great to look at, but after you spent some time with them you found out that they were dumber than dirt, their voice annoyed the snot out of you, and frankly they weren’t that attractive in the first place? That’s what a backpack is to a motorcyclist. They look great at first (hey! I can carry all of my stuff on my back!), but turns into a shoulder pinching, posture ruining, loud wind-flapping-ear-drum-popper at speed back attachment you wish you’d never brought. When I first started touring, the first thing I bought was a $50 luggage rack for my motorcycle. I still own it and consider it one of the single best accessories I purchased for my bike. Give your motorcycle a checkup. Use your best judgment here, but in general if anything mechanically is “bugging” me about my bike – I’ll take it into the shop for a quick tune-up before a long trip. If I don’t have any worries, than I just do a general checkup (Tires, Oil, Lights, Brake Fluids, etc.). I’d rather waste a couple of hours taking it to a shop beforehand, versus wasting the 2-3 days when I’m out touring and having a break down. WE DELIVER TO AREA BUSINESSES! Locally Owned And Operated www. l e va n tmo to r s. co m 1693 Rt. 394 P.O. Box 151 Phone: Sales Manager: Cell: Falconer, New York 14733 716.665.4351 • Fax: 716.665.2278 CHIP SWANSON 716.640.7987 Email: [email protected] RANDOLPH AUTO SUPPLY 18 Jamestown Road Randolph NY 14772 716.358.6222 U S ED CARS & FULL SER VIC E GARA GE 12 RANDOLPHAUTOSUPPLY.COM VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Shifting Gears Continued... Motorcycle Packing Tips Long motorcycle trips are an exercise in doing without. After you do a couple of trips, you’ll begin to find that “less is more” is actually true – and quite empowering. This leads to some long motorcycle trip packing tips: Create a packing inventory list. For every item on that list, ask yourself if you didn’t take it, and found that you did need it, could you easily buy a replacement on the road without breaking the bank. If yes, remove it from the list. Every trip you take, mark off the things you don’t use and don’t bring it on your next one trip. If you keep doing these two things, pretty soon you’ll have a lean, mean list. Bring paracord (or if you don’t have any, some bungee cords) Bring paracord and learn to tie the single knot every motorcyclist should learn: the truckers hitch knot. Why paracord versus bungee cords? It’s more versatile and takes up less space. Why bungee cords or paracord in the first place? On long trips one of two things always seems to happen to me: • I get about 100 miles in and something that I had packed comes loose and I need to tie it down to stop it from flapping in the wind. It’s a lot easier just to throw another tie on then trying to repack everything. • After sleeping, I start strapping on my gear to go and find that I can’t recreate my strapping system that I had meticulously created before leaving and I’m short one strap. Don’t pack “outfits”, but do bring layers. You’re a motorcyclist. You’re taking a long trip exposed to the elements, with a much higher level of risk than the average driver. Don’t worry about looking good and having a perfect outfit for every possible scenario. Do worry about bringing things that you can layer, especially for those longer trips. Our early fall Motorcycle Rides are a perfect example of why layering is critical – in a single day you can go from 80 degree, sunny weather, to 30 degree and rainy weather. Don’t over think it. Really, don’t. I have to get on my soap box a bit here, we live in a very consumer oriented world – we can’t live without our gadgets, and that is sad. Get out there, explore, and don’t worry about taking a crap load of stuff with you. You may have more fun than you’ve ever had – or at the very least create some really great memories. Aren’t creating memories really the reason we travel in the first place? The final tip: Stop browsing the internet and just try it. Yes, that means stop reading this article as well. Look there is a ton of information out there, and it all sucks, or it’s all good depending on your experience. See that last word there? “Experience.” You can read, plan, and debate the merits of this packing method versus that but it’ll never be better than building up good old fashioned experience by doing. Have fun, ride smart, and most of all ride safe. 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They call that reinventing the wheel. I made a small one this morning. Now it is either "Religious Inflation" or all people that offer to swear on a "Stack of Bibles" are liars. If it is the first, then a bible doesn't buy the truth it used to, it now takes a stack. It is kind of like money in wartime, it takes a bag of it to buy a loaf of bread. If it is the later choice, which I tend to believe, it's because they are a liar and don't really believe in God to begin with. If that's the case then why not double down?, "Hell yeah! I swear it true! I'll swear on a stack of Bibles." What difference does it make? That's the equivalent of "All In" in gambling. I wonder if God sends thugs to collect the debt? But this is a small observational discovery. My biggest discovery was by far "Ice Boom Theory" which came about when I questioned lies and made some keen observation which were all neatly pieced together. (Google "Joe Barrett ice boom" for that) However, my most useful discovery that YOU can use and proves I'm a visionary because it was missed by millions of people that looked at and experienced (more like endured) the exact same thing I did, is 14 this....... HILL CHAIR. If you have ever gone to the concerts at Artpark, you know what I'm taking about. The dreaded down hill slide perpetual wedgie. I am a huge fan of the concert series there. I love the acts, the outdoor scenery, the acoustics and the crowd. My only complaint was the unrelenting tug of gravity down the slopes. It is fatiguing to fight that wedgie you get that sliding down the hill gives you. I looked around, gave it some thought and came up with a plan after just one visit. I invented something so ingenious that I or it should get in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. When you consider that about 10,000 people or more have gone to these concerts all summer long for years, that's millions of people that missed what was obvious to me. People and chairs are built for level ground! What I did was take a quick approximation of the hills angle. Back at home I took some old fashion lawn chairs that snap open. The kind with flat seats and back. Not the skinny leg, ass squeezing hammock type. I measured that angle from the front legs to the back. I cut the back legs off there. It was about 8 inches, your hill may vary. I used a tubing cutter but a hack saw would work fine. I put rubber cane tips on the legs to prevent sinking. I took them to the next concert and it has been bliss ever since. I get questioned about them regularly and am happy to explain the "how to" process. Yet still, to this day, I have not seen one other person do it. I have to laugh at the people trying to get comfortable in a chair that is made for level ground while on a hill. That Hill Chair problem is a lot like the others in Western New York. They are annoying but not enough for anybody to do anything about them. The first step is to identify it, then the answer will usually show itself. Anyhow, try making one or two and send us your pics enjoying them. Try to get an "upright" in the background. Warning, While you feel level, Beers still roll away. Joseph Barrett PO Box 1200 N.T., NY 14120 [email protected] www.BanTheBoom.com VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM In all Fired Up’s last column, I mentioned the mini Vietnam wall coming in to Lockport, via motorcade form the The Chapel on Millersport. Well, since I so happened to speak of it in my column, what cooler thing to do than to go on out there and see it for myself. Now, since I have gone to “The Wall,” in Washington D.C. (twice), I may have been a little skeptical as what would transpire upon my arrival. Knowing the emotions that I witnessed in Obamatown (I was there on a Veterans Day), I was wondering what would transpire in beautiful Downtown Lockport. I will say this, it may be a mini version, but by no means does it lack in oomph. Just looking at the names, all 58,000 or so, sure throws a punch, no doubt. God bless all our soldiers, past and present, for what they did, to make this country what it is. I, like probably everybody else in WNY and across the country, was glued to the the local and national media outlets watching the saga of the two jailbirds who dashed out of Clinton Correctional. That was something out of a book or movie. And I am sure soon enough, it will be. Now, I don’t want to be judgmental (but I will), but that Joyce Mitchell, the tailor class teacher of these two guys actually had a hand in helping these guys to escape from prison. Now, these two were in for murder. Apparently, there was a little romance going on with her and one of the inmates, and because “she thought it was love” (her words), and that they were “going to run away to Mexico and live happily ever after” she decided to be a partner in the jailbreak. Huh? She would be in her vehicle, near a sewer grate or something, and when they popped their heads out, off they would go. Oh, after they killed her husband. Of course. Great plan. Ummm, at least she smartened up and stiffed the boys on the pick up plan. Joycie gal, did you ever think that 16 maybe these two guys maybe were not really going to take you to Mexico? Unreal. I love reading the Sunday Buffalo Snewz. For no real great reason, other than I like sitting outside reading it while I fire down a pot a coffee and light up a big fat stogie. So, last week, after all the important stuff, like the sports page, I head off to the Lifestyle section. I will say this, you start to feel old then you turn to the wedding/anniversary page and you know more people celebrating their 50th than you do people getting married. Like I’ve said before, this writing occupation has all kinds of benefits. One being you get to meet all kinds of neat people on my trails. Bikers, golfers philanthropists... you name it. So, the future Highway Supervisor and I were out carousing on the hogs and we ran into a whole new ball of wax. We ran into a “biker” named CJ. He was well, a four year old doggie who weighed in at a whopping 4.5 lbs. For real. He had his aviator goggles on to prove it too. His “Parents,” Arcadians, Denise and Gary, had lil’ CJ at Last Run for some fine food and spirits. On the bike. Had the mini leather to boot. Now that’s a true bike family. I love my new truck. Must be clean and neat at all times. And I don’t even mind washing it. That is until I get to the inside of the windshield. I cannot do anything left handed, and seems like I need to turn my right one backwards to clean the damn thing. There must be some way to get this measly task done without straining something. Selfie sticks. Seriously? I cannot see people buying that silly thing, so they can take pictures of themselves, and splash it all over Facebook. I don’t get it. “Wope, I’m watching Judge Judy...Where’s my selfie stick...this would be an awesome shot for Facebook”. This country’s gone nutty. So, I thought I would wander down to the Taste Of Country with my Lass, and catch not only the Show, but also.. well.. “the show.” Meaning people watch. You know, the real cowboys, the fake ones, and the wannabe’s. Always cool, and for sure, a lot of laughs. What really got my ire up tho’was, upon arrival, I was greeted with a sign, stating that my favorite parking lot across from Coca-Cola Field was going to set me back a cool $40 bucks. Seriously? This is Buffalo folks. Not Boston or NYC. Love taking the bike over to Armor Tap room. Great spot, good mix of craft beers, and diggin’ the grub from the kitchen. And a fun bike night every Tuesday. Now, if there is anything called an “Anti-Rain Dance,” would the owner of it please do it on the patio every Tuesday? Enough of the rain already. That’s about all I’ve got folk’s...till next time....Ride It Like You Stole It!!! [email protected] VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM A Ride To Remember By Ed Abdo Part One This story was born the spring of 2003 in Corona California and started with what I thought would be a simple conversation stating: “I think I’ll ride a motorcycle from here to Buffalo next summer.” My wife (at the time) was in tears laughing and said that there was no way that I would ever truly think of such a trip being that I was a workaholic in charge of training the technicians throughout the USA for American Honda at the time. By her thinking that I couldn’t nor wouldn’t take such a trip, it immediately became a test to my manhood. Now, quick thinker that I am, I added: “Not only am I going to go cross-country on a bike, I’m going to do it in style. I’m going to ride a 1960’s vintage Honda! AND I am going to” - somehow, I thought I might regret this part, but it just sort of came out.. – “Get Mike to join me!” Mike is Mike Krzemien, my best friend, who lives in Springville New York, which was about 2600 miles from my home in Southern California and 30 miles south of Buffalo. That started it all… At that moment in time, I started a ball rolling that would eventually get me to convince my best friend of all time to take a ride across the United States on 1960’s Honda CB77 305 SuperHawks. The idea actually came about after reading a book by Peter Egan titled “Leanings”. 18 If you ever get a chance… READ it! The book really spells out what motorcycling is all about and is truly inspirational. I remember reading Mr. Egan’s articles in Cycle World since the early days of my time. I actually remembered his first article in the magazine after reading it once again! I was glued to the book. This guy rides man. And he rides neat bikes! What I did not recall however is how often he wrote about and rode the brand of motorcycle most cherished to me. HONDA. To be frank, the brand of bike really was not all that important. I figured after reading this book that I would take a nice stroll across the country at a leisurely pace, see some of the great USA and have some fun. Reading Mr. Egan’s book sort of woke me up and reminded me of why I work in this wonderful industry. Because I LOVE Motorcycles! After almost 20 years of moving from my hometown of Springville I ended in Southern California and I got Mike to bring his family out to my place in Corona for a visit and, we got to ride together again. We rode for a whole day, over 75 miles. Now 75 miles may not seem like much of a ride. But, you should know that I rode a 1987 XR100. And Mike? Well, he rode one of my more my recent acquisitions at the time, a 1967 CL90! Our ride was up in the mountain trails near my home. When we were kids, we dreamed of rides like this. I could not then and still to this day not remember the last time I had so much fun riding the trails. Mike and I grew up together and rode our bikes together almost as long as we have known each other. Mike owned a 1964 Honda 305 Superhawk that was in pretty nice condition and, to be honest the first time I saw it I wondered to myself how much fun it would be to take a good old fashion long ride on it although I must admit, I didn’t think THAT long of a ride! I rode it for a few miles while visiting back home in Western New York the previous summer and it was a blast! After our ride on the little bikes through the trails, we sat at the house sipping on a couple of cold Bud Lights, hanging out, talking about old times and having dinner with our families. While we were sitting around, I started to think to myself about our day and watching Mike bounce from one side of the mountain to the other on that old CL90. Two things occurred to me. First, he became my hero for riding that little thing like he did, (I offered numerous times to ride it but he wouldn’t give it up!) And second, I knew by the look on his face after the day ended that I had him hook line and sinker! I felt that it was now safe to break my idea to him and, of course, to his wife Brenda. After reminiscing about the day and all of the fun we had riding while we were VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM MIKE’S BIKE BEFORE AND AFTER younger and, taking down a couple of more beers while the girls were talking about where to go shopping the next day, I just blurted it out. “Mike, what if I got me an old Superhawk of my own and you and I rode from here to Buffalo? You could ship yours here and we could take a heck of a ride. A ride to remember!” It got pretty quiet. The only thing I could hear was the television set in the kid’s room where Sponge Bob Square Pants was on. Then, my wife started to chuckle, Brenda said to me while looking at Mike, “You don’t mean that old bike back home in the garage?” I didn’t say a word. I looked at Mike square in the eyes and he looked at me. “Well..” He started (I’ve GOT him, I thought!) “Are you nuts?” Brenda was quick to say. The other woman in the room jumped right in “That’s exactly what I said!!” Now it became a challenge to the both of us and I could see it in his eyes that he was going to go for this. “Why not?” he said. “You get one and I’ll get mine in shape and we could do it. The bikes are built to take it, the only question is, are we?” Now that would be the question in need of an answer! I did have to come up with a bike and since Mike already had a Superhawk, I knew what I needed to do to be ready. I was not sure at times if I was committed or if I should have been committed since I started this big ball rolling! Besides the fact that Mike already owned an old Superhawk, the CB77 Superhawk was (and still is in my mind) a brilliant motorcycle. A little history lesson is in order I suppose.. The Superhawk was introduced the US market as a 1961 model along with the CB72 250 Hawk version. The two bikes were virtually identical in every way except for displacement. Americans being the “hot rodders” that we are, always looking for more Continued on next page... VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 19 A Ride To Remember Continued from previous page... power, seemed to pick the bigger bike for its power, all 28 horsepower. Therefore finding a CB72 250 Hawk is pretty hard to begin with as there were just a few under 3,500 of these machines sold in the USA from 1961 through 1966. On the other hand, there were almost 73,000 CB77’s sold here in the USA between 1961 and 1969 Even though Honda stopped production in 1967, these units were still sold until 1969. Back then, most every State in our Country would title a vehicle as the year it was first registered, not the actual year of production, even though it was often not correct! I had worked on quite a few of these bikes when I first started working in the motorcycle industry. They were big and powerful for the times and I can still remember another good friend Dave Wilson (one of my many riding buddies of that era) having a CB77 Superhawk that he rode on the trails. That’s right, a Superhawk trail bike! This goes back to the early 70’s. The most memorable thing I remember about Dave’s bike was that it had a large sticker of “Porky the Pig” that covered the whole top of the fuel tank right below the cap! Oh and it was really fast on the dirt roads compared to the 100cc Hodaka B+ that I had back then too! That bike of his ran in mud, crud and dust and everything we could come up to without ever breaking down. I recall that it would stop running on one cylinder from time to time but it still kept on going! Oh, and with no air filters too! Now, I 20 can only imagine what the inside of that engine must have looked like. But like a Timex, it just kept on ticking! In the early 1960s, the CB77 305 was the biggest Honda available. Back then a Superhawk could propel its rider into a real adrenaline rush with unsurpassed power and speed. The CB77 Super Hawk was the beginning of something really special. Not just a sport bike but, arguably, Japans first Super-bike. While extremely easy to ride around town it was also capable of reaching speeds closing in on the 100mph, this was a machine for just about every experienced rider! The Superhawk came to its owner from the factory with telescopic forks, dual carburetors and twin leading shoe brakes, which greatly improved acceleration, braking and handling over most all competitors of the day. It would out accelerate most every street bike available Continued... at the time no matter what the size. After looking around the country for a bike I was lucky in finding a Superhawk from a fellow Honda associate, Andy Devoe The bike had not been touched since 1990 or so when he bought it from a dealer of his while he was a Service Rep for Honda and he had the intention to bring it back to life. But, day-to-day life, newborn children and other projects kept on putting it on the back burner. I told him about my quest and what my plan was and he thought that he might find the heart to part with his bike since it would be going to a home that would treat it properly and get it back to the condition that it deserved to be in. There was one little catch though. He also had a 1965 S90 that would have to go with the deal. I figured what the heck, it can’t hurt to take a look at them both. We set up a day after work to meet at his place and on that evening after work I stopped by. To be honest, I pretty much knew that I was going to buy these bikes no matter what. The looks and condition were unknown and really didn’t matter. In talking with other folks that I know about these bikes (mainly the Superhawk) I was led to believe that they were all intact and original. Something that is not easy to find anywhere. My stopping by to see them was only a formality. I knew that and I’m sure that Andy knew this too. We had to go through the historic ritual of looking before buying I suppose. You know, kicking tires, looking through boxes of parts VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Take a Scenic Ride in the Sun Kissed Hills of Colden Country that have not been touched by a human hand in years and such. Well, what everyone said about the bikes was correct. Both bikes were 100% original and although quite dirty and a bit rusted from time sitting, they were both as Andy said (over and over by the way!) “Diamonds in the rough”. They were perfect in my eyes, and just what I was looking for. This kind of thing is sort of hard to hide and makes for difficult times when attempting to negotiate the final price. While Andy was telling me about the history of the bikes I was already figuring out what I would need to do to get the CB77 up and going. They both had some new parts that came with the deal and although the last thing I needed was another S90. I already had 2 90s in the garage, a 1967 S90 and the ‘67 CL that Mike rode when I had him over and tricked him into this ride to begin with. The 90 at Andy’s house was a virtual twin to the Superhawk as they were both the same color. And year. 1965. Did you know that the S90 was developed to be a little brother to the Superhawk? That is a fact! Since this was in my head, I thought, “How could a rational person say no to that?” We hashed out a price. Well, actually, Andy said the price he wanted and I said OK. I suppose I was a pushover. As I rode home that night I thought, “Well, there went two days of a class taken for negotiating skills wasted!” Even though I may have paid a bit more that I would have liked, I got basically two bikes for the price of one. How could I go wrong? Right? Come on folks… help me out here! Now, I had to figure out a way to get this by my Wife as quietly as possible. She had been talking about wanting to put in new carpet in the house and I just took that out of the picture without even discussing anything with her. This was not a normal thing in our household, but “Some things just have to be” I thought to myself. I know that is politically incorrect remark but I was thinking it anyway! The next day, I asked my 9 year old son, Anthony if he wanted to go for a ride to take a look at a couple of bikes. He was all for it. I then told his mom that I was going to “Help out a fellow Honda associate clean out his shed”. She thought that I was being a nice guy. Little did she know… We went to Andy’s house and I forked over the funds and after he signed everything over and said his goodbyes to his bikes we loaded them into the pick-up. We took them to the house. As I was unloading them, I got caught. “I thought you were going to help out Andy clean his shed,” she said. “I did,” I told her. “Oh,” she said, “are going to get these running for him?” I sort of hesitated, and then said “uh.. Yeah”. I thought that I might get away with something here for a while at least. She started to walk back into the house and then she stopped. She Continued on next page... 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She asked, “When you said you were going to help out Andy and clean out his shed, just what did you mean?” I calmly explained that I helped Andy out by buying these bikes and cleaned out his shed by removing them. This seemed perfectly rational to me but, as you may understand, it took a while to convince her that this was an investment and not just more bikes to put into our garage – all three bays now filled with motorcycles! When I pointed out the Superhawk and told her that this was the bike I was going to take on the ride across the country with Mike, she just shook her head and said, “You’re even nuttier than I thought! Now, where is my husband and what did you do with him?” Then she walked away muttering something that Continued... sounded like “if I ever meet that Peter Egan guy…“ I asked her if she was OK and she said, “I’m fine.” Now if you’re married, you probably know that chances are, if your wife says that she is “fine” in the tone of voice that my wife said “fine”, you know that chances are, she is not actually “fine”. I have learned that it is best to leave her alone and give her anything that she wants for a while after this word comes out. And I did. After a couple of hours we talked about the purchase and everything was “really” fine again. The bike was resurrected after some time and it turned out just great and ready to burn up some miles. To Be Continued Next Issue SEND US YOUR CLASSIFIED ADS 22 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM From The Backseat: 5,952 Miles in 2 Weeks by Angie Popovich Summer might be the best season of all for any biker (or passenger) who just so happens to live in a northern climate. The warm weather, the beautiful scenery with plants in bloom, and the freedom of the open road all beckon the antsy biker (or passenger) who’s been cooped up for months–often with little more to do than stare at his (or her) beloved bike, relegated to the four walls of the garage. Yet, finally it happens. Summer arrives and brings with it increased riding opportunities and what is perhaps the best part of summer, the much-anticipated vacation. Personally, this year’s vacation was part present, part celebration for a recent accomplishment. For a few years, I’d asked to ride the roads of South Dakota, see the Badlands, and visit Deadwood as a reward. (Mount Rushmore, also in SD, even happened to be on my big guy’s bucket list.) What I actually received was all that and more . . . 5,952 miles in two weeks. Before I get to the particulars of the trip, I’d like to answer the questions that bikers and non-bikers alike have asked since my return: (1) “Did you experience bad weather?”, and (2) “What about your butt; how did you ride all those miles?” Well, yes, bad weather was experienced, but it was also expected considering the length 24 of the journey. It’s a given that even with raingear, you will get wet. Yet, contrary to popular opinion, I do NOT melt in the rain. Second, your backside WILL feel the effects of all those miles. (Our return trip from Wyoming to the Buffalo, NY was completed in three consecutive 600+ mile days; the record was 628 miles in one day.) Since no one believes my buns are made of steel or conversely, considers my posterior large enough to act as a natural shock absorber, I believe this question to be a quest for advice rather than a comparison of physical attrib- utes. So for the curious, the key is frequent stops. Plan to stop about every 100 miles or roughly every hour to hour and a half, dependent upon the rate of speed and the length of time you can sit comfortably. Stop and stretch for 10 to 20 minutes. Stop before you feel the pain and make yourself stop even though you feel fine. Let’s face it though, at the end of the day you will be tired and may need to stop more frequently. That’s when you try to visualize pulling your belly button to your spine while simultaneously sucking in your gut and clenching your gluteus maximus. Hold this position until you feel the burn. When you release the contracted muscles, the relief will feel so good that merely sitting on the seat for a while longer is not only tolerable once again, but even welcome. To continue–lest you think I need a geography lesson–I know the Badlands, Deadwood, and Mount Rushmore are in South Dakota. (So are Sturgis and the Full Throttle Saloon for that matter, both of which also received our patronage.) However, the Grand Tetons, Shoshone National Forest, and parts of Yellowstone National Park–including Old Faithful and the Grand Prismatic Spring–are in Wyoming . . . and that was reaContinued on next page... VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Continued from previous page... son enough to haul buttocks across the Interstate 80 (despite the relentlessly brutal winds, especially in Nebraska) to use Wyoming as a starting point from which to return home. The Grand Tetons were majestic. Yellowstone was beautiful; and seriously, how can anyone visit Yellowstone and not wait to see Old Faithful erupt? (Approximately every hour and a half, in case you were wondering, and just try not to think about the fact that you’re sitting on an active volcano that’s overdue for an eruption.) Not to mention, herds of bison and elk were spotted. Yet, on this trip, it was US 14 through Shoshone National Forest that was breathtaking. We traveled through Shoshone during the golden hour (either shortly before sunrise or again before sunset) in the evening when the sunlight was warmer and redder than other times during the day. The glow on the Shoshone rock formations ranged from terra cotta to brick red, and it was at that moment that I knew the extra miles made the trip all the more worthwhile. That evening we stayed in Cody, WY. Through conversations with locals, bikers, and local bikers, we were urged to ride Beartooth (Pass) Highway–“the most beautiful drive in America,” according to the late Charles Kuralt. With a lot of miles ahead of us though, we continued to Devils Tower and then onward to South Dakota and our awaiting hotel reservations. Although returning at some point in the undisclosed future was discussed, the reluctance to leave Wyoming without riding Beartooth Pass was impalpable for the big guy. At the Sturgis HD (after an employee described Beartooth as the most memorable ride she had ever taken), he voiced his concern. “Angel, you don’t even watch repeats on TV. There’s no way you’d ever do a repeat vacation.” He’s right. The world is big and I’ll never be able to visit everyplace in a single lifetime. Unless there’s a personal connection to a location, another visit isn’t likely to happen; Continued on next page... Monday - Wing Night Tuesday - Taco Night Wednesday - Reuben Night Thursday - Pizza Night Friday - Fish Fry And Karaoke Saturday & Sunday - Weekend Specials Come See The Whiskey Hill Girls At The Gerry Rodeo August 5-8th! Be Sure To Check Out Our Weekend Dinner Specials On Our Website Or Facebook Get that chrome polished up and take a ride over to The Whiskey Hill Saloon! The kitchen opens at noon so come see us for some food and a cold one! You can find our weekend dinner specials as well as plenty of other info by finding us on Facebook or at www.whiskeyhillsaloon.com The Whiskey Hill Girls Say “Jump On Your Scoots And Come Check Out Our Boots!” Hours Mon-Thurs 12-12 • Fri-Sat 12-2 • Sun 12-10 Rev It Up! On The Trail Or On The Road To The Whiskey Hill Saloon. See You There! VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 25 From The Backseat: 5,952 Miles in 2 Weeks Continued from previous page... there are too many new places on my bucket list. For the next three evenings we stayed in Deadwood, SD–a town with a colorful history–whose famous citizens included Wild Bill Hickok, Calamity Jane, and Seth Bullock. Today, it’s a modern-day tourist location with gaming in nearly every old (and new) building on Main Street, street theatre with shootouts, and outdoor country music concerts. We rode by day and frequented the local restaurants and activities by night. Not to mention, having to place to stash the gear allowed the freedom to ride without helmets for a few days. We had five “must-rides” while in South Dakota: The Needles Highway–a National Scenic Byway–about 65 miles from Deadwood; Iron Mountain (US 16A)–another scenic highway and unforgettable with its spiral wooden (called pigtail) bridges and one-way tunnels, two of the three perfectly frame Mount Rushmore; Spearfish Canyon Scenic Byway; the Badlands; and of course, Mount Rushmore. However, it was during the first night in Deadwood that a decision was made. After our time in South Dakota was over, we wouldn’t head home. We’d head westward to Red Lodge, Montana–just north of Beartooth Pass. After all, it was a mere 350 miles away from Deadwood and our keisters were already seasoned. Our impromptu side trip to the road trip included picturesque and winding switchbacks, mountain lakes, and surrounding mountains that towered over 12,000 feet on the pass. Not to mention, the summit (10,947 feet) was the highest elevation encountered during the entire trip; and where else could one have a snowball fight on June 24th? Okay, I’m sure there are other places, but the air was cool, clear, Continued on page 35... Open Daily, Tuesday- Saturday 11 A.M. Sundays at Noon. Closed Mondays Weekly food and drink specials Great Food, Friendly Staff And A Clean Environment!! 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SPONSORSHIP: • Jeff Hartrich Jr. Racing Team • Eden School Chopper Class • Armor Inn Tuesday Bike Night MEMBER OF: • AMA, Hog Owners Group • Abate of Erie/Niagara • GL 1800 Riders • International CBX Owners Association GREAT DAY, GREAT RIDE, GREAT TIME HAD BY ALL Riding, Building, And Repairing For Over 43 Years Experience Is Your Best Bet! Who's Working On Your Investment?? IF YOU’RE HAVING YOUR SERVICE DONE ANYWHERE BUT HERE, THEN YOU’RE PAYING TOO MUCH! Ride Took Place On 6/6, Ending At Wings Grove MONDAY - THURSDAY 9:00 - 6:00 FRIDAY 9:00 - 2:30 • SATURDAY BY APPOINTMENT ONLY CLOSED SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS DYNA-BEAD TIRE BALANCING DEALER FOR MOTORCYCLES Located in West Falls, NY Best Prices On Tires, Parts And Service VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 27 Bear Mountain Resort: It’s The Ticket For Biker Fun! Bear Mountain Resort and RV Park is back in season and here to stay! If you thought last season was fun, wait until you see what we have in store for you this year. We continue to have live entertainment every Saturday and Sunday from 2pm-6pm with many favorite musicians; such as Red Gray, Shakey Rays Blues Band, and Steel Horse. Bear Mountain is now accepting reservations for guest camping. We offer campgrounds for RV's, campers, and tents; each at a minimal expense. Scheduled to open by August 15, 2015; is our newly groomed motorcross trails which brings a full day of riding, dirt, and fun! In the mood for some biker fun? Bear Mountain Resort will be hosting some popular biker events to include the famous keg roll and burn out competition. How slow can ya go, really, how slow can ya go? ...try to outride the next guy or gal in the slow roll competition. All this fun will be easy to get to; now that the asphalt bike trail is due for completion. It will consist of a 5ft wide strip to accommodate bikers only...no more bumpy, dusty, road to access the fun! As many of you may or may not know; Bear Mountain Resort was originally the location of Fentier Village. It was an 1870 western frontier town that featured the only incline cable car railway in NYS and was home to the longest slide in the world during the 1960’s. Fentier Village entertained their visitors with western gun fights and gorgeous Can Can girls. Part of the backdrop includes the little white church which still stands today. It is located on the East side of the resort and will be host to some beautiful weddings scheduled for late summer. And if you want the full effect; “Bear” is in the process of becoming an ordained minister licensed to perform weddings. Soon to join the Bear Mountain team will be five Rocky Mountain Morgans and five Ponies to provide trail riding fun for the entire family. Check out the new website at www.bearmountainresort.net where you can see and keep yourself up to date with all of our events and entertainment. Preview the menu and admire the many pictures and videos showcasing the beautiful scenery, delicious food, and live events to date. Hope to see you at the top of the mountain! NIAGARA’S HARDCORE POWER SPORTS CENTER NEW YORK STATE INSPECTIONS 6095 ROBINSON RD., LOCKPORT, NY 14094 Monday 10 - 5, Tuesday - Friday 10 - 7, Saturday 10 - 2 28 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Where The Eagles Soar! Open Thurs.- Sun. At 12 noon Newly Groomed Motorcross Trails Full Menu Kitchen Hours: Thurs., Sun. 12 noon - 9 pm Fri. & Sat. 12 noon - 10 pm Bear’s Den (Bar) Thurs. -Sun. 12 Noon to close IN THE MOOD FOR SOME BIKER FUN? RV SIGHTS AND TENT CAMPING AVAILABLE LIVE ENTERTAINMENT BREATHTAKING VIEW! Every Saturday and Sunday From 2 pm - 6 pm Live Country, Blues & Classic Rock Our Beautiful Country Setting Is Perfect For Weddings, Reunions Or Any Event UPCOMING EVENTS 380 Parkway Drive Salamanca NY 14779 716.945.2083 Our Famous Keg Roll And Burn Out Competition SOON: TRAIL RIDING With Five Rocky Mountain Morgans And Five Ponies Check Out Our New Website bearmountainresort.net To See Our Events And Entertainment, And To Preview Our Menu BUILT BY BIKERS FOR BIKERS American Harley-Davidson We want to take a moment to talk about a special Harley-Davidson dealership. American Harley-Davidson, (located at 1149 Erie Ave. North Tonawanda, NY) was established in 1985, and is the preferred Harley-Davidson dealership of Western New York, where you will find the Best Selection of New & Pre-Owned Motorcycle Inventory in town! For the past 30 years American Harley has been servicing the H-D community of WNY, & building themselves a great reputation at the same time. They employ a renowned & knowledgeable staff that they are very proud to have, and is hard to find at any other motorcycle dealership. They have always been known for their prideful & outstanding customer service, honesty, and being “straight-shooters”. A foundation of valuable business practices that Jeff Hartrich Sr. (owner) spent many years building & instilling in his 3 sons (Jeff Jr, Joseph, & Scott). They were just awarded by Artvoice for being the BEST MOTORCYCLE DEALERSHIP IN BUFFALO, NY (and surrounding areas), and for good reason! “Here at American Harley-Davidson, we will ALWAYS strive to EARN and APPRECIATE your business, while providing the very best customer service and experience possible. Your satisfaction is our #1 priority!” They have the perfect combination of staff, & realize the importance of years of experience, especially in their Service Department where they have over 120 years of experience between all their technicians! You don’t find that at many other dealerships. You will still see the familiar faces that have been part of their team for the past 30 years. Like Joe Vandewater (Sales Manager) who has been in his position since the be- ginning of the dealership in 1985, & like Gary Culver (General Manager) who has over 40 years of experience working in the American Harley-Davidson’s Mission Statement: “Here at American Harley-Davidson, we will ALWAYS strive to EARN and APPRECIATE your business, while providing the very best customer service and experience possible. Your satisfaction is our #1 priority!” Harley-Davidson industry. But that’s not what makes their staff the perfect combina- tion. What does is the younger generation they also have. Jeff Hartrich Sr.’s 3 Sons Jeff Jr, Joe, & Scott are also very involved in all aspects of the dealership’s operations. All 3 boys grew up at & around the dealership, spending their entire lives being groomed by their Father for the day in which they will carry on his legacy. The 3 boys have been lucky to have the experienced staff there to learn from, and the two generations complement each other while making up the perfect team. That’s what makes this combination so Great! The 3 Hartrich boys have also grown up around another legendary aspect of HarleyDavidson, the pits of AMA Pro Flat Track Races. All 3 boys have been racing Flat Track the majority of their lives. They are also the ONLY Harley-Davidson dealership (out of all the H-D Dealers World-Wide) that has an AMA Pro Flat Track Race Team of their size! Between all of their sponsored Flat Track racers, they have one damn good resume! Including but not limited to, 5 (currently holding) National Number Pro Racers, 2 (previously inducted) Canadian Motorcycle Hall of Fame Racers, 1 AMA Grand National Main Event Win, plus more Canadian National Main Event Victories & Canadian National Championship #1 Plates THEN WE CAN COUNT! American Harley-Davidson just had 2 of their sponsored racers competing at the X-GAMES on ESPN which were held in Austin, TX. This, along with over 120 years of experience will make you can feel pretty confident in having your Harley-Davidson Engine built by their Performance Specialists! • Make Sure to Mark your Calendar: 30th ANNIVERSARY OPEN HOUSE PARTY – 8/29/15 DARK CUSTOM PARTY – 9/12/15 GIVE ME A CALL ABOUT MOTORCYCLE INSURANCE • HOME • AUTO “If you are serious about saving money on insurance, please call me.” Larry Poirier 716-440-8445 [email protected] [email protected] 6546 E. Quaker St. • Orchard Park, NY 14127 30 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM UPCOMING PARTIES & EVENTS AT THE DEALERSHIP: 30th ANNIVERSARY OPEN HOUSE PARTY: Come Celebrate 30 Years of Continued Business with us! • FOOD & DRINK • LIVE MUSIC • VENDORS • CUSTOMER APPRECIATION • SATURDAY, AUGUST 29th, 2015 (8-29-15) 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. AMERICAN HARLEY-DAVIDSON LOW FINANCING PROMOTION 0.99% & $0 DOWN Until August 31st , 2015 1149 Erie Ave. North Tonawanda, NY 14120 716-692-7200 American Harley-Davidson’s Mission Statement: “Here at American Harley-Davidson, we will ALWAYS strive to EARN and APPRECIATE your business, while providing the very best customer service and experience possible. Your satisfaction is our # 1 priority!” Blues, Bikes & BBQ Mark your calendars & make your plans to get to an Armor Inn Bike Day and a Blues Bikes & BBQ event this month. Armor Inn Tap Room biker events are full throttle this month, with only 2 more months to go there is a limited time to qualify and win the trip to Daytona, FL for Biketoberfest! Remember you can enter to win at both events, in Ellicottville on Sunday afternoon starting at 2pm and in Hamburg on Tuesday night starting at 6pm, rain or shine. If you haven’t taken part in the chicken wing contest yet, this is the month to do so! Show up hungry and ready to eat some hot Buffalo wings to win great prizes. In Ellicottville, eat to win a prize pack and qualify for the big contest on September 13th where you could win a gift card to Gowanda Harley Davidson. In Hamburg, the night’s winner receives an Armor Inn prize pack and is qualified for the final contest on September 22nd where you could win a prize worth $750 from Advanced Auto Electronics. This month is packed full of great live musical talent & contests that give you a chance to show off your tattoos, piercing and motorcycles. 32 At Armor Inn Bike Day in Ellicottville, NY located across from the Wingate Hotel there is a lot to look forward too. Bike Day will take place every Sunday at 2pm except for on the 16th during the Taste of Ellicottville, they will still have music by Diggin’ Roots from 2-6pm but there will be no bike day activities taking place on that day only. The rest of the month be ready for bike judging, if you are parked in the designated area, the chicken wing eating contest sponsored by Gowanda Harley Davidson located on Gowanda Zoar Rd in Gowanda, NY and the tattoo contest sponsored by EVL Ink Tattoo & Apparel located on Washington St in By Erika Seneca Ellicottville. The live music line-up for August is killer starting with Buffalo Music Hall of Famer, Marty Peters & the Single Coils on August 2nd, on the 9th a 2015 International Blues Competition Semi- Finalist, The Bridget Kelly Band, the 23rd National Artists, Stolen Rhodes and to finish out the month on the 30th Steelhorse. Try out the biker special of the day, BBQ specials & awesome drink specials like $4 shots of Jack Daniels & Jagermeister. Enjoy the ride and experience at the Armor Inn Ellicottville for the town’s first ever-annual Bike Day event. Blues Bikes & BBQ at the Armor Inn Tap Room in Hamburg brought to you by Allstate Appraisals has only 8 more nights left this season. With summer among us now is the perfect time to hang out on the patio by the fire pits or in the parking lot with friends and enjoy your Tuesday night every week. Look for giveaways including a tire from Performance Fabrication located on Olden Rd in West Falls, NY and prizes from the official beer sponsor, Labatt Blue. There will be a tattoo & piercing conContinued On Page 37 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 33 Babes Bartendergg Star, Rockin Buffalo Saloon ...and Guys Marcie, Spoon Saloon Lorie and Lynn, Zoar Valley Tavern Roxie & Marcie, Spoon Saloon Hard Tales 34 Submit Pics Of Your Hard Working Barkeeps For Free Advertising! 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From Beartooth we rode Chief Joseph Scenic Byway back to Yellowstone and then backtracked to ride part of US 14 once again. That evening was spent at the Historic Hotel in Greybull, WY and the following morning began our three-day egress home. The journey home was another story in and of itself. However, I told the big guy that I wouldn’t share the story or the colorful fourlettered expletives that left his mouth as we hydroplaned down the Interstate 90. (A torrential downpour started just outside of Toledo, Ohio and continued the remainder of the ride home, about 300 miles.) I also said that I wouldn’t share exactly how we found ourselves locked out of the house upon our return–in the pouring rain, no less. (Believe it or not, both of those stories are hilarious.) Yet, for the other passengers who can relate, I will mention that the big guy took a thirty-minute hot shower and then informed me that I’d have to make it quick, if I wanted hot water. (Since soaking in the tub was out of the question, we sat in front of a roaring fire on June 27th.) Furthermore, while I was taking a quick shower, the big guy found his jury duty notice in the pile of accumulated mail. It was the return trip home, however, that provided the best insights. Often we count the days until the start of that special vacation. At times, if we’re lucky, the experiences gained may match or even exceed our expectations. Yet, in the end, it isn’t the destination or the sights that makes the vacation unforgettable; it’s the moments of the uncontrollable imperfections that are most vivid. What’s remarkable, more so than the vacation itself, is the ability to laugh with the one you love–especially during the less than ideal situations–that is truly unparalleled. VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 35 2012 Harley-Davidson Road Glide Owner: Mike Chrzanowski Hamburg, New York Assembly: Performance Fabrication inc. /Owner Wheels: Front 23 in Renegade Laredo - Rear 16 in HD Fenders: Front RC Components Rear BadDad Summit Bags/Side covers: Sinister Exhaust: 2 into 1 SuperTrapp/Yaffe Bars: Ness 10 in Trees: Motor Trike 6 degree Chrome: Classic Components black chrome forks, sliders Powder: Clarence powder coating Paint: First Place Finishes Special Effects: Left Hand Liquides ACHILLES’ HEELS SHOE AND LEATHER REPAIR SOUTHGATE PLAZA, WEST SENECA www.achillesheelsshoerepair.com 716-677-0025 LEATHER JACKET REPAIRS ZIPPER REPAIRS PATCHES SEWN ON RE-SOLING AND HEELING OF BOOTS AND SHOES SADDLE BAG REPAIR Monday - Wednesday 10 am - 5 pm Thursday - Friday 10 am - 6 pm • Saturday 9 am - 1 pm SHOE & BOOT STRETCHING • FAST SERVICE • WE DO IT ALL! 36 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Blues, Bikes & BBQ Continued From Page 32 test where contestants can win a gift card from Stylin’ Tattoo located on Harlem Rd in Cheektowaga, NY, as well as your chance to win a Radical Bike trophy for your badass bikes sponsored by Hard Tales Magazine on August 11th and as always the chicken wing eating contest. Music this month starts off with a show you will not see anywhere else (except the Armor Inn Ellicottville on August 5th) with a special performance by Grammy Award Winner, Jason Ricci on August 4th, the 11th brings you Joseph Michael Mahfoud, the 18th local talents Freighttrain & Friends, the 25th Chicago Blues Connection and opening the month of September on the 1st, the Blue Ribbon Bastards. Their usual vendors will be in the parking lot including Pioneer Motorsports, Performance Fabrication and the WNY Blues Society. Check out the Armor Inn’s weekly BBQ specials and try their new Armor Inn Session IPA brewed by Ellicottville Brewing Company. Drink specials are $3 Labatt products, $4 shots of Jack Daniels and ask what their Beer of the Month is, just remember to always drink responsibly. Stay updated on everything going on at the Armor Inn Tap Room by going to their website at armorinn.com and following them on Facebook and Twitter. Custom Paint Fabrication Welding Mechanical Work 8254 First Street 716.326.2017 Barcelona, (Westfield) NY 14787 www.zebrosbeachbar.com VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 37 Mystery Run THANK YOU FOR A SUCCESSFUL MYSTERY RUN BEAR MOUNTAIN RESORT 38 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM WHISKEY HILL SALOON ZOAR VALLEY TAVERN & RESTAURANT On Sunday, July 12 There were over 100 participants! We had a beautiful day and the run was enjoyed by all. The destinations were all chosen from the Hard Tales Magazine advertisements. A.B.A.T.E. would like to thank Whiskey Hill Saloon, Bear Mountain Resort And Zoar Valley Tavern & Restaurant for letting us use their establishments for our stops. Please support these establishments. Bear Mountain and Zoar Valley Tavern & Restaurant have live music On Sundays Include Us On Your Next Run! Bikers Always Welcome SUNDAY IS BIKER DAY AT THE PAD LIVE MUSIC FROM 2 PM - 6 PM CHICKEN BBQ NOON TIL GONE SUN AUG 2ND - STEEL HORSE SUN AUG 9TH - SHAKEY RAY BLUES BAND SUN AUG 16TH - WILLY MAY BLUES BAND SUN AUG 23RD - JJ WHITE & THE ALL NIGHTERS SUN AUG 30TH - IRON EYES & SCREAMING LOU SPECIALS AND BAR MENU AVAILABLE TAKE A SCENIC RIDE TO SUNNY KENNEDY, NY ALL ARE WELCOME • BIKERS/CLASSIC CARS WE ARE FAMILY FRIENDLY!! MAKE US YOUR STOP AND ENJOY THE OUTSIDE PATIO 1064 RT. 394 • KENNEDY, NY 14747 716-267-7367 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Like us on Facebook 39 The Ride of My Life Part Two By Dirk Wales So, I am over the Rocky Mountains… yes, I fudged it abit, I really went kind-of around the mountains, but now I was on the western side, facing Utah and the short ride to Salt Lake City and onto Reno, in Nevada….to become poised for the week long amazing ride over the Sierra Nevada Mountains in California. The ride out of Reno was full of good feelings. Now I was actually going to do what I had set out to do…Go Over The Mountains. Reno to San Francisco… and no, I didn’t know the route, I was just going to do it. There was a quiet moment, on a bridge over the Truckee River in Reno, where I went to the place my father had shown me years and years before: the place where the divorcees went to throw their wedding rings into the River. No, we don’t know if there was a band of what-shall-we-call them? scavengers, collectors of wedding rings, of women lost to their own world for that moment --- people who fish the rings out of the River??? But, the lore was good and it made the Reno Divorce Real for a Moment. The Donner Pass is legendary. The famous “Donner Party” and their great loss; the stories of the Chinese building the railroad over this Pass, and there are, of course, smaller stories left over from the Gold Rush, and the folk tale about the Chinese worker on the RR who was able to sneak a white woman into the worker’s camp to be his companion until the “bosses” found out and wanted him to “share her” with a wider group… As you know, the building of the West is full of such stories. Okay, okay, let’s get on with the trip over the mountains. First thing over the pass I made an unexpected sharp left turn to go down the west side of Lake Tahoe. What a marvelous place, and no people, just this small road and the Lake and me on my fresh air machine. I found a pier along the Lake miles down the road and as was my habit, I had brought along a picnic lunch for myself. I parked the machine and walked out on the pier and had my own small picnic wondering where were the people one would expect to live here or have a boat here --- there were no boats. Just a small enclave here on this marvelous large lake on the eastern edge of California. If there are Motorcycle Heaven Moments, this was one of them: me and the Lake and the Mountains, sharing each other, as One. The ride down to the bottom of the Lake was marvelous and because it was a small little-used road there was just me and the trees, those marvelous huge redwood trees and the fresh air of Tahoe until the bottom of the Lake, where I found another cheap motel room for the night and a small Casino nearby… fine, let’s stop in, have dinner and a roll of the dice. Talk about fate and good fortune… I did roll the dice and made $305.50 at the tables… enough to get me to the California Coast, which was still days away. The memory of the geography at this time distance away from the trip is sometimes sketchy. However, what one learns is that what I had undertaken for myself is what almost everyone wants to do. This is not some Jack Kourak “road trip” --- this is different, mainly because of the mode of travel puts You-Out-In-It, you are on a motorcycle, you are on the back roads, and you Belong Here: you-are-It it-is-You. I finally found the road over the mountains: The Tioga Pass from the east side of the mountains to the west side, where I came out just north of the road that leads to Yosemite Park. I had been there as a kid, I would take my own children there years later, but right now, a right turn, north, seemed right. And, another surprise, I was just a few miles south of Calaveras County and the town of Angel’s Camp where Mark Twain had written one of his famous stories about the Jumping Frog of Open For Breakfast Every Day Until 11:30 a.m. 6411 Olean Rd. 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Actually, a way to think of it is the northern Big Sur… not as dramatic as the one to the south, but dramatic enough for the end of my trip over the mountains, and now the unexpected ride down the coast road to San Francisco. It was a day as lovely as one could imagine. I never would have dreamed of this part of the ride along the ocean, through small towns perched on the side of the Sur, Mendacino, the Point Reyes light house… this whole coast is rocky and needs light houses to guide the off-shore ships. Then, the most amazing sight of all, the edges of John Muir Woods and the tallest trees in the world. They are that way because of their exact placement along the ocean and the currents that keep them reaching for the skies… …and finally, Marin County and Tiburon and the house of my friend Bruce Campbell. His father was one of the founders of M C A the famous film company/talent agency… they had a house perched on top of Tiburon and I had my picture taken by the side of the house where was the plaque saying, This House was Built by Lew Wasserman (of MCA). The end of my Trail Tale. All these years later, I can still feel the ride, the air and the enchantment of the mountains and the tall trees, Lake Tahoe, Taos and Tally, Reno and the Truckee River, and most important, the feeling that I was a part of it, and it of me… that never leaves, that part… it is me, I am it… E v eEverything r y t h i n gBiker Rider Biker Friendly FULL MENU OPEN EVERY DAY 2630 Attica Road Attica NY 14011 585.708.4089 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 41 COMPLETE LINE-UP OF UTV’S AND ATV’S Looking for parts and accessories for your ATV, snowmobile, dirt bike, or motorcycle, but don’t know where to start? No problem! 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We produce gravel in Chaffee, Freedom, Gowanda, Great Valley, Hanover, South Dayton, and Springville. Meanwhile, our plants in Collins, Springville, Delevan, West Seneca, and Westfield supply our customers’ asphalt products. CALL US AT 716-532-3371 MAKING SMOOTHER ROADS FOR SAFER RIDING FOR 60 YEARS VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 43 Cars ars rs an and nd Bik Bi B Bikes ikkees ik es Be $2 Every erry W Wednesday Wed ednesday dnesday ay hrru August Junee 17th tthru A gust stt 26th 5 - 9 pm p Addition er s s tcher $5 Pi lect e On S s d Bran 44 $10 Ch e & Pep ese p Pizzas eroni al toppin gs extra Route te 240, 240, Glenwood, Glennwood, ood, NY NY 716-941-9333 7 16-941-9333 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 15th Annual Food Bank of WNY Motorcycle Run & Benefit Party SAVE THE DATE…Saturday, September 19th, 2015 Each month over 116,000 less fortunate Western New Yorkers turn to soup kitchens, food pantries, and other emergency food providers for assistance. Since 1979, the Food Bank of WNY has been helping individuals in need by acting as a bridge between available food sources and agencies servicing them. The Food Bank of Western New York services over 41,000 households in Cattaraugus, Chautauqua, Erie & Niagara Counties. This is an increase of 14% over last year. The number of children and infants served has increased to 43,875. The number of senior citizens using member agencies has increased 53% from last year to a record of 13,194. The Food Bank distributes food to 336 member agencies that feed the less fortunate in Cattaraugus, Chautauqua, Erie, and Niagara Counties. These are child care centers, food pantries, group homes, senior programs, shelters, soup kitchens, and summer camps. The Food Bank of WNY provides more than 15 million pounds of food annually across the four counties it serves. It’s time to polish those pipes, strap on those helmets and ride for the cause…Saturday, September 19th; it’s the Fifteenth Annual Food Bank of Western New York Motorcycle Run & Benefit Party. All the fun starts with a 9:30am registration at the Eden, NY American Legion Post for the scenic motorcycle dice run. Michael Skowronski, from Herd of Buffalo will entertain everyone at this starting point. The dice run will include stops at Gowanda Harley Davidson, Merritt Winery and Squire Whites at The White Inn of Fredonia. The run will end at the Sunset Bay Beach Club’s Benefit Party!!! Not riding? No worries, everyone is invited to the event party that kicks off at 2pm and will include basket raffles, FUNdraising, run prizes, vendors, contests, BarKing Spiders, finger food, a cash bar and more... Be sure to visit www.cyberspokes.com and join our Facebook page for more details as they become available. For volunteer, sponsorship and donation opportunities, please contact us. We thank you for your support. Net proceeds directly benefit the Food Bank of WNY www.foodbankwny.org www.wnyfoodbankrun.com “GET THE FACTS, YOU DESERVE THEM!!” E-mail [email protected] 3238 Lockport Rd., Sanborn, NY 14132 216-4045h • 207-3705c Live Music Like Us On Facebook For Full Band Schedule Sunday Fun At The Run Live Music 3 to 7 p.m. MAKE US YOUR SUNDAY AFTERNOON RIDING DESTINATION! VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 45 SIBLINGS A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” WISDOM OF AGE An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.” At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.” 46 The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. ” I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.” “I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine the weekend I had?” A TRUE SOUTHERN GAL A woman from the most southern part of South Carolina goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is a dollar per word. She pauses, reflects and then says, “Well, then, just let it read, ‘Billy Bob died’.” Amused at the woman’s thrift, the editor says, “Sorry ma’am there is a seven word minimum on all obituaries.” A little flustered, she thinks things over and replies, “In that case, let it read, ‘Billy Bob died – Red truck for sale’. TEXAS At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. “Say, is this really a healthy place?” “It sure is,” the man replied.“When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed.” “That’s wonderful!” said Bill. “How long have you been here?” “I was born here.” THE POWER OF WOMAN There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping. CATHOLIC DOG Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, me dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?” Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, an there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.” Muldoon said, “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?” Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic? A VISIT TO THE BARBERSHOP A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment S T O P - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'" STOPPED BY THE POLICE John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would D O W N A N D take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired." Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?" Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk." A JUGGLER A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh, yeah? Says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch. “Wow” says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now! C H E C K U S O U T ! SU NDAYS ARE BIKE DAY S SATU RDAY S With Live Music, Food and Drink Specials, Rain or shine. Starting at 2 pm Seafood Specials Start at 4 pm Live Music at 7 pm Please Join Moe & Grant for Sunday Bike Days at our New Restaurant! OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK: MONDAY - SATURDAY AT 11 AM, SUNDAY AT NOON Visit us on Facebook D A I LY HAPPY HOUR Monday through Friday With Food Specials " Take A Scenic Ride To Zoar Valley" VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 47 Tales By Jo Her Wandering Camera Carl Russo Hosting Bike Night At Santora's Came From South Dakota To See Niagara Falls & The Pad!!! TAKE A RIDE OUT TO THE PAD 1064 RT. 394, KENNEDY, NY 48 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Yellowstone up on Beartooth Pass in Wyoming: Herb and Mike from Niagara County Brittany, Rockin Buffalo Saloon Girls from left: Angie, Mary, Maryann. Boys from left: Nova, Gunter, Marty Brandon Santini, Indian Steve, JL Fulks Candy On Her '98 Heritage Springer At Bear Mountain VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 49 Air Force Tradition After Last Flight AFTER FINAL F-16 FLIGHT SPOTTED AT SANTORA'S BIKE NIGHT ON 6-18-15 Lyndon And His Friend With His 1965 Triumph TR6 QUAKER STEAK & LUBE BIKE NIGHT 50 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM Looking for something to do, somewhere to go, where you know you are always welcome and there’s going to be friends, great food, beverages, music, and fun? These establishments want you to visit! MONDAY THE ROCKIN BUFFALO SALOON 1800 Union Rd. West Seneca, NY 716-674-3925 Show us what you ride!! Drinks and Wing Specials ALL night!! www.facebook.com/rockinbuffalosaloon THE WAREHOUSE Pizza & Wing Co. 4360 Milestrip Rd., Blasdell, NY 716-823-5000 Bike & Cruise Night Live Bands Prizes Awards Vendors Great Food Pizza & Wing Specials. TUESDAY ARMOR INN TAP ROOM 5381 Abbott Rd, Hamburg, NY 14075 716-202-1315 www.armorinn.com • [email protected] Blues Bikes & BBQ 6 pm WNY’s Hottest Blues Bands, Drink Specials, Giveaways, Kick Ass BBQ, Vendors, Promo Girls, Live Bands, Weekly Competitions. WHISKEY HILL SALOON 12 North Main Street, Cassadaga, NY 14718 716-595-8283 Brandy’s Bikers Blues Night, Drink Specials, Great Food, Hot Wings & Cool Chicks Check Us Out @ www.whiskeyhillsaloon.com WEDNESDAY SUNDAY BLASDELL INN 3868 South Park Ave Blasdell N.Y. 14219 Bikes , Beers & live Music Wednesday's 5-9 Enjoy our back patio and horseshoes Www.davesblasdellinn.com COLDEN LAKES RESORT COLDEN LAKES RESTAURANT 9504 Heath Road, Colden, NY 14033 716-941-5200 www.coldenlakes.com Bikes, Beer & Babes Every Sunday Afternoon Live Music From 2:00 pm On The Deck. Food & Drink Specials. Cruise To The Country. THE PIZZA GLEN Rt. 240 Glenwood, NY 14069 716-941-9333 www.thepizzaglen.com Cruise Night / Bike Night Wednesdays through Aug.26. 5-9 P.M. $2.00 cans of Bud light, Blue light, & Coor's light. $10.00 Large one topping pizza THURSDAY BEAR MOUNTAIN RESORT 380 Parkway Drive, Salamanca NY 14779 716-945-2083 $2.50 Bud Products And Food Specials Where The Eagles Soar, Built By Bikers For Bikers, Breathtaking View! QUAKER STEAK AND LUBE 6727 Transit Road, Lancaster, NY 14221 716-204-9293 www.thelube.com SANTORA’S PIZZA PUB & GRILL 7800 Transit Road, Williamsville NY 14221 716-634-6000 www.santoras.com SPOON SALOON 11849 Main Street Rt.39 Perrysburg, NY 14129 716 241-7140 6 to 9 p.m. Live Music, $2.50 Coors. THE PAD 1064 Route 394, Kennedy, NY 14747 716-267-7367 Live Music 2 to 6 PM, Specials and Bar Menu Available, Enjoy the Outside Patio. Chicken BBQ Noon til Gone. ZOAR VALLEY TAVERN & RESTAURANT 10711 Hammond Hill Road, East Otto NY 14729 716-592-4911 Live music at 2PM, Food and drink specials Q: WHY ISN’T MY BIKE NIGHT LISTED? A: BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T TELL US! LISTINGS HERE ARE FREE, SIMPLY EMAIL YOUR BIKE NIGHT/EVENT DETAILS TO [email protected] The following information is required: What night, day or dates • Business name • Address • Phone • Optional web/e mail • Brief description. IT’S FREE! VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 51 SPONSORED BY CYBERSPOKES.COM AUGUST 2015 Saturday August 1, 2015 - "24th Annual Vets Bike Blast" Show your support for our VETS. Live Music by STRICTLY HIP!!! Only $10 to get in. Bike, car, walk if you have to, it doesn't matter as long as you get there. RAIN or SHINE! Plenty of parking. Sheltered outdoor dining and party area just in case. Food and drink. Support gear. Door prizes, Vendors, Chinese Auction, raffles, 5050's. More details at Cyberspokes.com. A portion of the proceeds goes to the Buffalo Veterans Administration Hospital Hospice long term care 9th floor. Time:3-9PM. Place: Chicken Coop VFW Post 8113, 299 Leydecker Rd. West Seneca, NY 14224. Tickets also available on website. Sponsored by Vietnam Vets/Legacy Vets M/C Buffalo, NY. Contact: Metro 716-603-8938. Saturday August 1, 2015 - "Mark Lee Memorial Motorcycle Run" Please join us in a Memorial Motorcycle run in Memory of our dear friend CPL USMC Mark Lee whom was taken from us way to soon. We are holding this memorial run and proceeds to benefit his beloved wife and children. Mark had love and passion for his Harley, family, friends, fishing, camping and outdoors. Mark was a retired Marine veteran during the Gulf War era. We believe that every time we rev our engines he is with us. So let's take one last ride with Mark. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Registration will start at 11am at Milestone Restaurant 11449 Olean rd Chaffee NY. $20 BIKE - $5 ADDITIONAL RIDER BENEFIT ONLY ATTENDEES - $5 PER PERSON , 12pm- Ride to Ellicottville. Enjoy the area's local hospitality until 3pm ~ 315pm- Leave and head back to Three Valley Resort Campground 9766 Olean Rd Holland NY. 4:30pm Food, 50/50 raffles and more at their Longhouse Bar Three Valley will be providing the band "The Barking Spiders" at 6pm and also providing drink specials at additional cost. Thank you! If anyone is interested in making food or monetary donations please contact Corrin at 716-949-8470. Saturday August 1, 2015 - "Flavor of Hamburg Festival & Motorcycle Cruise-In" Ride on down to the Village of Hamburg, New York and show off your pride and joy! Live bands performing on two stages, vendors, food, drink, Sidewalk Fest, Ar- For more information on these and future events - Visit www.hardtalesmagazine.com or www.cyberspokes.com 2011 HARLEY DAVIDSON ROAD GLIDE ULTRA Set up for the highway, painted inner fairing, lots of chrome, vance & Hines pipes, new tires and brakes, GPS, meticulously cared for, must see. 20k miles. $20k Call Fred @ 941-9084 or email [email protected] TOY CARRIER MOTORCYCLE TRAILER FOR SALE OR TRADE. Please view at [email protected] cruiser bike model 2010 HARLEY DAVIDSON Black w/Blue Trim, Model FLSTF Fatboy, 1584cc. bh-1001. all fiberglass, mag wheels, will fit all large Showroom condition, Less than 5 Miles, Must Sell, bikes! execellent condition! will trade for cargo $12,500. Call Chet at 716-649-9478 or 213-8841, trailer 6X10,6x12 ? single axle. Boston/Hamburg area 716-997-5419. [email protected] Dave. email [email protected]. 2007 HARLEY FXLD LOW RIDER For Sale - Per fect, black paint, nicely chromed, polished aluminum trim. Mustang seat, bags, power commander, etc. 10K miles by original owner. A very nice well cared for bike. $8500 Pete 2011 TOY HAULER/CARGO TRAILER. CUSTOMIZED 716-537-9817. 14X7 WITH ENCLOSED RAMP DOOR Features: Skid proof floor. Stained interior walls, 30 amp electric service, Interior lighting, Electric brakes, Spare tire, Fitted for wheel chocks for two large motorcycles. Equipped for Camping: Small 1999 LIMITED COLLECTORS EDITION HARLEY Oak cabinets for extra storage, Countertop / work DAVIDSON POWERWHEELS bench. Small microwave, Dorm size refrigerator w #94268. FOR SALE. Very RARE!!! Mint Condition! freezer, Additional windows available (installation Never removed from original box. Best as display not included). Asking $4200 or B/O. Call Shawn item. Asking price: $799 or B/O. For more inforPitt - 716.912.2941 for more details. mation, call Shawn Pitt - 716.912.2941 HARD TALES IS NOW OFFERING CLASSIFIEDS 00 per box Cost Is Only $ 15 300 characters per box. Add a photo in a second box for only $15 more E-mail your classified ads to: Mail $15.00 for each box to: [email protected] Hard Tales Magazine Rider related classifieds PO Box 917, only please Orchard Park NY 14127. Deadline for September issue is Friday, August 14 52 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM SPONSORED BY CYBERSPOKES.COM tisans booths on the street, Art Show & Sell and more! A free family fun event! More info at Cyberspokes.com. Noon-8pm in the Hamburg, NY Village, Main and Buffalo Streets. Contact Norm Zintz 937-307-5209. Saturday August 1, 2015 - "Varysburg Hotel - Sucks To Be Us Sturgis Party" Friends in Sturgis and we are stuck home? Boy does it SUCK TO BE US !!! Live music, vendors, good food & drink and excellent people! Keith is back running the place! Take a nice country ride out to Small Town USA at The Varysburg Hotel 2486 Main Street, Route 20a, Varysburg, NY. Where Andy of Mayberry meets Easyriders. For more info go to Cyberspokes.com or call 585-535-0300. Sunday August 2, 2015 - - "7th Annual Jonathon Cote Memorial Ride & Fundraiser" Jonathon Cote was a U.S. Army Veteran from Western New York who was taken hostage, along with four others, while working as a private security contractor in Iraq on November 16th, 2006. He was held captive/missing for 523 days before his body was found and flown home to us in Buffalo, NY on April 28th, 2008. The family and friends of Jon, have organized a motorcycle ride and fundraising event in his honor! We have created this event to raise money for an annual $1,000.00 scholarship for a selected student of Williamsville North High School in Jon's memory. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Any of the money raised that is left over will be donated to WNY Heroes, Inc. in order to help them serve and support our WNY military heroes and their families. Sign in for the memorial ride will begin at 11:00am in front of Williamsville North High School at the horseshoe entrance on Dodge Road, near Jon's memorial tree and plaque. Sign in will end at 12:30pm and will be followed by an informational rider meeting and prayer. The cost is $20 per driver and $10 per passenger. Each person will receive a lapel pin & sticker for participating, a free meal, and a pamphlet with information about Jon, the event, and the ride route. We plan to leave the high school starting at 1:00pm on a scenic route that will take us about 1.5 hours and will end at the La Casa Car- denas Restaurant (1437 Ridge Road, Lewiston, NY 14092). All makes and models of motorcycles are welcome! If you do not have a motorcycle or cannot participate in the ride, you are more than welcome to join us at the La Casa Cardenas Restaurant at 2:30pm when all the motorcycles should arrive from the ride. There will be a live music with The Mombrea Brothers Band! (Jon's cousins), food, and beverages as well as silent auctions, and a 50/50 raffle. This event keeps getting bigger and bigger every year with over 150 motorcycles participating! We wish to continue this event's success and look forward to seeing you there to make it memorable. If you have any questions, please contact Christopher Cote 716-6931619. Sunday August 2, 2015 - "American Legion Riders Greater Niagara Chapter #1451 Summer Dice Run" Starts and Ends at Wheatfield American Legion Post 1451, 6525 Ward Road Sanborn, NY 14132. Registration starts at 11:00 am first bike out at Noon. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Enjoy a scenic ride along Lake Ontario & Niagara County. Donation $10 bike, $5 passenger to benefit Veteran Charities. Food included, 50 /50 & gas raffle drawing at 4:00pm. Phone 716-731-4712. Sunday August 2, 2015 - "Hogs and Heroes Foundation Inc. NY-4 First Annual Rock'n Ride Bike Fest" Come out and support NY Chapter 4 fundraiser to benefit WNY Veterans Residencies, and the West Falls Fire Department. Registration will take place from 10am-11:30am at the East Aurora Moose, KSU 11:45. After ride festivities begin at 1:30pm at Spider Grove 1822 Davis Road West Falls, NY where a memorial dedication will take place for PFC Domenick J DellaNeve. All are welcome to attend. Look forward to performances by Hair Nation, Hotel Bravo and several others to be announced. More info at Cyberspokes.com. 50/50 raffles, basket auctions, vendors as well as food and refreshments will be available. Please Contact Christa "Lady Bug" Boivin 716-997-2188. For more information on these and future events - Visit www.hardtalesmagazine.com or www.cyberspokes.com VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 53 SPONSORED BY CYBERSPOKES.COM Sunday August 2, 2015 - "Jalana Palma Memorial Motorcycle Run" Registration starts at 8:45 AM, Run leaves at 10a.m. From Panera's Plaza (Sheridan drive and Delaware road). Benefit starts at 2 PM at Legion Hall 535 Amherst St., Buffalo, NY next to Wegmans. Benefit will go on rain or shine! The proceeds will go to Wings Flights Of Hope and Veterans One Stop Center of WNY. There will be lots of food and fun for all! More info at Cyberspokes.com.There will be a Chinese auction and 50/50 raffle. The cost is $25 a person. That includes food pop and the run. You do not have to Ride a motorcycle to attend the benefit. All are welcome. Contact Sandy Chortie at 716-471-4797 For more information. Friday August 7, 2015 - "16th Annual Wilson Bike Night" 5-10pm, Come to the 16th annual Bike Night in the harborside town of Wilson... Bike show, awards, refreshments, 50/50, vendors, and live music with Maria Aurigema. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Open to the public! Good will donations will benefit local charities. Bike Show at The Wilson House parking lot. $5 to enter bike judging. Trophy awards. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Town of Wilson 273 Young St. and Town-wide Wilson, NY. Phone Jean's Bar & Grill at 716-751-9198. Spend the night in the Wilson area and ride in the Cruzin for the Kids Motorcycle Run the next day! Saturday August 8, 2015 - "Gowanda Harley Kustom Kruise Inn" Old school pre 1990 American! Join us as we celebrate Rats, Rust and Rods! A Dark Kustom event that has become a tradition in WNY. Cars and Bikes come together for this show. Live Music with The Heavenly Chillbillies! The Rad-est, Badest, Dark-est Kustom Car and Bike Show of the year! Don't miss this Dark Custom inspired showing of Rat Rods, Hot Rods, Gassers, Rat Bikes and more! More details at Cyberspokes.com. A seasonal favorite with Great Live Music as always! 10am-3pm at 2535 Gowanda Zoar Rd. Gowanda, NY 14070. Phone 716-5324584. Saturday August 8, 2015 - "Hartland Volunteer Fire Company Motorcycle Run & Bike Day" THIS EVENT TO PURCHASE A NEW JAWS OF LIFE! Fun Dice Run: 10:00 am -11:30 am registration, Kickstands up at Noon, Bike Blessing at 11:30 am. Bike day event: 2:00 - dusk. Bike Run sponsored by Hogs and Heroes FANY Chapter 5. $10.00 rider/$5.00 passenger. More info at Cyberspokes.com. There will be Vendors, 3 bike judging events, Live Music all day, Beer/Pop, Food, basket raffle, Chinese auction, and 50/50's all day. Asking participants to please bring canned or dried food item for Barker Food Pantry. Hartland Volunteer Fire Company 8940 Ridge Road (Rt 104), Gasport, NY 14067. Bike Run information contact Kate/Vice-President Hogs and Heroes FANY Chapter 5 at 716-531-5845 Vendors please contact Mike Carnes Fire Police Captain at 716-628-5073. Saturday August 8, 2015 - "Cruzin' for the Kids Motorcycle Run" 11 AM Start Begins and ends at The Fire House Tavern on Young Street in Wilson, NY. 100 mile run! To benefit St. Paul's Lutheran Church's Haiti Orphanage Missions. All funds collected will be used to meet a matching fund offer up to $5,000 from a local Foundation. Basket raffle, 50/50, FOOD & drink at Fire House Tav- ern 283 Young Street Wilson. Prizes drawn for matching cards received on the run. More details at Cyberspokes.com. Vehicle registration with dinner $20 pre-sale $25 day of event. Additional Dinner $15, pre-registration ends August 1st. Phone 716-228-2465. Saturday August 8, 2015 - "Visit With The Veterans" Each year at this time, The Legion Riders of American Legion Post 567, Orchard Park, New York, take time to visit with our fellow Veterans living at the New York State Veterans' Home at Batavia New York. Every year the residents eagerly await our visit. We escort them out to the parking for a guided tour of the bikes. A lot of them rode in their youth and have some great stories. After returning to the facility, we join them in a soda and snack social, and enjoy the great conversations and stories shared by all. You don't have to be a Veteran to join us. Just share our respect of the men and women who served this great country and secured our freedoms. More details at Cyberspokes.com. We ask a $10.00 donation from all who participate, with 100% of that donation going directly to the New York State Veterans' Home at Batavia, for the benefit of the Vets residing there. Anyone who is interested is welcome, whether you ride a bike or drive a car. Registration 10:45, Depart: 11:45 AM from the Orchard Park American Legion Post 567, 3740 North Buffalo Road, Orchard Park, New York. Join us for a scenic ride through the country side! Or if you prefer you can meet us at 1:00 PM at the New York State Veterans' Home at Batavia, 220 Richmond Avenue, Batavia New York 14020. Phone 716-662-9780. Sunday August 9, 2015 - "Regent Riders Roswell Hospital Cancer Run" 10:30-Noon sign-up at Don Georges Sports Center 10295 Main St, Clarence, NY 14031. Proceeds to benefit Roswell Park. In Loving Memory of Dick Gielski. $15 drive, $5 rider. After ride party at Quaker Steak & Lube with live music! 10% off special menu item to benefit Roswell Park! Chinese Auction and Split Club. More details at Cyberspokes.com. The Regent Riders are more than just a motorcycle club. We are a family. Our members range from early 20s to late 70s and ride a variety of different cycles; from BMWs to Suzuki's, Harleys to Hondas, Triumphs to Yamahas and many others. If you have a love of riding as we do, then we'd love to have you check us out and see what our club can offer! This is the rain date for the originally scheduled June 28th date. Call 716-759-6837 or 716-897-2240. Friday August 14, 2015 - "Newfane Bike Night 10th Anniversary" With Hogs and Heroes Chapter 5 helping out! 2720 Maple Avenue, Newfane, NY 14108 Route 78 and Maple Avenue by the Newfane Open Air Bar. Hours 5:00 10:00 pm, Krolicks Chicken barbeque dinners, Presale tickets are $9.00 until July 30th, $10.00 after. Music provided by The Weight! More info at Cyberspokes.com. Vendors, 50/50, music, food, alcohol provided Sponsored by Certo Brothers. Proceeds go to Christmas presents/Christmas Fund for New Direction Wyndham Lawn Residential Program. Vendors if you wish to participate please contact Vicki Gow at 716-628-2570 or Gary Gow 716-628-9905. Friday August 14, 2015 - "Jamestown Motor Mayem" CRISIS AVERTED! New day and time! Old classics, modern classics, Jeeps, trucks, For more information on these and future events - Visit www.hardtalesmagazine.com or www.cyberspokes.com Parts & Accessories Service & Repair • Helmets/Goggles • Apparel/Boots • Stock & Aftermarket • Tires/Amsoil Lubes • Now Specializing in Older Japanese Machines (Pre-1985) • From “Get Running” to Full Restorations 716-592-6382 716-794-0705 www.hondanuts.com www.northeastcycleservice.com Take A Ride And Check Out Our Museum Corner of Rt. 39 & 240 • Springville, NY 14141 54 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM SPONSORED BY CYBERSPOKES.COM motorcycles, and more will be filing into downtown Jamestown this August for Motor Mayhem – a celebration of all things motor. Please mark your calendars and consider joining us for one of downtown Jamestown's signature events along Third Street from 5 pm to 11 pm. More details at Cyberspokes.com. Featuring TWO stages with live music on Lafayette Street and at the Winter Garden Plaza. Outdoor beer garden at Shawbucks. Featuring food from our incredible local restaurants including Jones Valhalla Restaurant, Harvest Time Cafe, Lori's Kountry Kafe, Press Room Restaurant at Shawbucks, Studio D Catering, and more! Downtown Jamestown 119 West Third Street Jamestown, NY 14701. This is a date change from the original Aug. 22nd. Phone 716-664-2477. Saturday August 15, 2015 - "Hogs For Paws" Hogs for Paws is a fundraising event for the Volunteers For Animals , Genesee County Animal Shelter. Activities include: Lunch $5 donation requested, Microchipping for Dogs & Cats - $30, Obedience Training with K-9 Kahuna K-9 Demonstration with G.C. Sheriff Face painting, 50/50 Raffle, T-Shirt Sale, Vendors, Open Arms Rescue Of WNY will be here with Adoptable pets NEW This year!! More info at Cyberspokes.com. 100 Mile Ride with the Hogs and Heroes Foundation, Inc. NY-2. Ride is $10 per person & includes lunch, kickstands up at 10 am. Stan's Harley Davidson 4425 W Saile Dr, Batavia, New York 14020. Phone 585-3439598. Saturday August 15, 2015 - "ABATE of NY State Chapter Meetings" American Bikers Aimed Toward Education! ABATE of New York is a corporation, not a "motorcycle club". We are a group of individuals from different backgrounds coming together to ensure that the motorcycling lifestyle will still be an enjoyable lifestyle for our children and grandchildren. Details at Cyberspokes.com. We do this by making sure that motorcyclists' point of view is presented to our legislators. We encourage all our members to be informed, registered voters. We write letters to our elected officials and stay aware of what is going on with motorcycle legislation, education and other transportation issues. We spread the word about motorcycle safety, awareness, and education. And to do that we have events and motorcycle runs. Yes, we sit at meetings each month but we also ride our motorcycles ... a lot! A member is not required to attend meetings but we do like to see all your smiling faces! Anyone interested in motorcycling may attend our meetings and events. We don't all ride motorcycles, but the majority of us do share this interest. The State Chapters Meetings start at 1:00pm. The ABATE Board meets at 12:00pm before every State Chapter Meeting. American Legion Post 1194, Hillcrest 363 W. Service Hwy Binghamton, NY 13901. Call 315-342-2446. Sunday August 16, 2015 - "9th Annual Rock'n Blues Motorcycle & Car Show" Live music with Bar King Spiders, Hit-N-Run and Super Killer Robots! One of Western New York's premier parties, this event is all about music, good people and having a blast. You'd have to be pretty bad off not to have a great time with all the things to see and do on this day. From a car show with some of the areas nicest Hot Rods, Classics and Muscle Cars, to the Choppers, Customs and Baggers, everywhere you turn chrome rules the day. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Everything will be there from the bone stocks to the radicals. With a mini-swap meet going as well there will be a slew of vendors, from leather and T-shirts to parts and novelties available. You can't go wrong with tasty food, drinks and all of the great people gathered together for a full day and night of partying and good times. Sponsorship packages, Food vending & free non-food vending spots are available. The event has been featured in several local magazines. All the fun starts at Noon at Bowen rd. Grove Lancaster, NY (near Broadway). The 2015 event will donate one dollar from every admission to the Variety Club of Buffalo. Car Show by Clutch Artists, Bike Show by American Harley Davidson and Miss Rock'n Blues sponsored by Pharaohs! Phone 716-684-2696. Sunday August 16, 2015 - "Erie County Fair Veteran Riders Day" Free parking on the track for Veteran's on Motorcycles! Admission FREE to all Military, Veterans & Auxiliary with identification. More info at Cyberspokes.com. 10am Church Service, 11:30 Veterans Ceremony, 12:30 line-up and 1pm Parade. Open to organized Veteran Motorcycle Clubs. Saluting U.S. and Canadian! Contact Lloyd Quiter at 716-445-0673. Sunday August 16, 2015 - "Fantasy Island Motorcycle & Car Show" 110 Top awards. Over 40 special awards 3 best of show. This is a judged show. Bikes at this time will be participant judging. Awards announced at about 4PM. Registration is 8AM to 11AM. Registration fee is: Pre-reg $15.00, day of show is $20.00. Registration fee includes entry of vehicle in show and driver and one passenger to all rides and attractions! Additional people are $14.95 each for all rides and attractions. A walk around pass is available for $5.00. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Bikes have their own parking area. Cars and trucks will be parked as they enter the park. The show vehicles will be parked inside the park. Arrive Together, Park Together. Food and drink available in the park. Any further questions contact: Sal 716-824-2368 or Dennis 716-822-5218 or Dan 716-876-2007. August 19-23, 2015 - "Olean Rally In The Valley" The FIVE-day event is a motorcycle rally with the proceeds from the event benefiting a host of community charities. Wednesday will be at the Cutco/KaBar Visitors Center, Thursday will be uptown for the street dance, Friday – Sunday will be at the stadium. Updates will be posted at Cyberspokes.com. Phone 716-372-2234. Saturday August 22, 2015 - "Buffalo City Mission Ride For The Homeless" Gratwick Park, North Tonawanda. Registration is at 11AM, Start Time Noon. BBQ Dinner, Raffle, Bike Blessing, Music, Prize Wheel! More info at Cyberspokes.com. Rider Cost $25.00 (includes t-shirt this year), Passenger $15.00 (includes t-shirt this year). 10% off registration fee from now until July 31st. Each August the Buffalo City Mission holds its annual Motorcycle Ride for the Homeless. ride-forhomeless. All of the money raised through this event, through ticket sales as well as the auction, benefits the Afterschool Program. The Afterschool Program is a comprehensive program that provides a safe, spiritual, nurturing and structured academic learning environment for all grades. The program also allows children to build strong relationships with peers and experience positive interaction with tutors and mentors. Through this Program, the children are provided an outlet which assists them in their academic success. The children receive snacks and For more information on these and future events - Visit www.hardtalesmagazine.com or www.cyberspokes.com • CUSTOM WOOD • CHAIN LINK • VINYL • ALUMINUM • REPAIRS • DUMPSTER ENCLOSURES 716-694-1163 LICENSED & INSURED DAN RICOTTA BIKER'S CONSIGNMENTS Parts • Accessories • Clothing 15 East Main Street, Falconer, NY, 14733 VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 55 SPONSORED BY CYBERSPOKES.COM participate in crafts, fieldtrips and Bible time. We need your help! We are in need of Sponsors, as well as gift in kind items for our auction portion of the event. For our sponsors, we offer many incentives and benefits! For auction contributions any themed baskets, service vouchers, gift certificates or other motorcycle collectables that your organization is able to contribute will be of great value to the success of our event. Please contact Cherie Swain 716-348-3112. Sunday August 23, 2015 - "NCMC Field Meet" Another very popular event in Niagara Country for 30 + years. This event focuses on Motorcycle Games. Noon-6pm. If you are attending on anything more than 3 wheels park out front. There will be a number posted to call and receive a ride down the entrance road. Room at the club house for bikes and trikes only. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Rain or Shine! Niagara County Motorcycle Club (NCMC) was established way back in 1940. The clubhouse is located at 4373 North Ridge road (rt. 93) Lockport, NY 14094. Enter on RT 93, North RT 104. Phone 716-830-1616. Sunday August 23, 2015 - "3rd Annual Patrick S. Conway Memorial Ride and After Party" Patrick Steven Conway, just days from his HS graduation and weeks from heading off to USMC boot camp, died tragically in a motorcycle accident on June 5, 2013 in Clarence, NY. We will ride in memory of him and in support of Wounded Warriors. We will be honored to pass all proceeds onto The Wounded Warrior Project in Patrick's memory. Please help us keep Patrick’s beautiful spirit alive while supporting our past, present & future warriors! More details at Cyberspokes.com. 50+ mile ride just $15.00 per bike/$5.00 for passenger! 11:00am Registration - First bike out at Noon! START POINT: Eastern Hills Mall Parking Lot (JC Penney) 4545 Transit Road Williamsville, NY. END POINT: PW's Main St. Pub 11986 Main St. Akron. Live music and raffles after the ride! Phone 716-998-0668. Sunday August 23, 2015 - "First Annual SSG William R (Billy) Wilson III Memorial Motorcycle Ride & Raffle" SSG William R. “Billy” Wilson III was a true American Hero. Billy was Killed In Action in Afghanistan on March 26, 2012. A graduate of Williamsville North High School, Billy joined the Army in 2005. 11am registration at Greater Buffalo Gymnastic Ctr. 1641 No French Getzville, NY. 12:30 Rider meeting and prayer, 1:00 Kickstands up for the! 1.5 hr ride! 2:30 Raffle begins at Jurek Post 1672 655 New Road Swormville, NY. If you cannot join the ride, please join us at 2:30 to welcome Riders! More info at Cyberspokes.com. 50/50, basket raffle, music, food, beverages and more! Costs $20.00 per rider, $10.00 per passenger, $10.00 nonrider. Admission MEAL INCLUDED. Phone 716-908-3223. Saturday, August 29, 2015 - Lonelyones MC 28th Annual Pin Party And Pig Roast. Starts at 4 PM. Takes place at the clubhouse at Martin and Lake Aves. in Blasdell N.Y. All you can eat food & pop. Live music. Drinks available. Only $10.00 at the Gate. NOTE: The winner of the motorcycle lift at our 2015 Blessing was Jon Owczarek. Sunday August 30, 2015 - "2nd Annual Niagara Falls H.O.G. Benefit Ride for Prostate Cancer" Tickets are $15.00 each which includes: Buffet and Optional Motorcycle Dice Run through Niagara County. Pick up your route sheet and dice tally sheet at American Harley Davidson 1149 Erie Ave, North Tonawanda N.Y. between 10:00 am and 12:00 pm. Buffet is from 3:30 till 5:00 and is being provided by Tree Top Pizza and Grill 4900 Saunders Settlement Rd. Town of Niagara, Niagara Falls NY. More info at Cyberspokes.com. We'll have Prizes for high and low rolls. Raffles including a Basket raffle Vendors and 50/50 drawing. Any questions please contact Paul Isham at 716-940-2650. Sunday August 30, 2015 - "1st Annual Fallen Riders of WNY Motorcycle Meet And Greet" All motorcycle riders welcomed - Harley's , groups, MC's, Rockets. Noon-6pm at City Chicks Pizzeria 8196 Erie Rd. (Rt. 5) Angola NY 14006. The purpose of this meet is to raise as much money as possible to help any fallen rider fatality in WNY. We will give the family of any fallen rider a check to help with funeral costs. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Registration per bike is $20. Passenger $10. Includes free t shirt, food, live band, 50/50 raffles, basket raffles We are accepting donations! Contact Carrie 716-771-8100. SEPTEMBER 2015 September 4-7, 2015 - "33nd Annual Hog Laborday Holday Campout" At The Hogarosa Campgrounds, on Top of the World! To the bikers, by the bikers, for the bikers! Party of the year! LIVE MUSIC with WNY's #1 bands! Boneshakers, Steelhorse, Flipside, Black Widow and more! It will be an UNBELIEVABLE WEEK- 56 END! Hot showers, clean johnies, camping, fishing, swimming, mini-swapmeet, door prizes, 50/50, vendors, Hogarosa Radio 90.7 FM with Rainman, Buffalo ABATE Happy Hour, paddle boats, horseshoes, motorcycle games & rodeo, tug-owar, keg toss, tattoo & bike contest. Door prizes, Carl Russo, Ms. Hog Holiday, Old School Bike Show and lots more! Presale Ticket will go on Sale in July! $40 donation presale per person for the WHOLE WEEKEND!, at THE HOG FARM, GOWANDA HD, VOZ CYCLES and IRON ART CYCLES. $45 donation at the gate. ($20 one-day pass Sunday only). Electric Not Included - No Air Conditioners or Heater. Lots of good old home cooking & drinks. Updates posted on Cyberspokes.com. Breakfast, Chicken BBQ and more! FOUR DAYS OF MORE FUN THAN ALLOWED BY LAW! No attitudes, dogs, fireworks, firearms or open fires. Rules are - Have fun or you are out of here! Must be 21, or accompanied by a parent. Sponsored by The law firm of Maxwell Murphy, LLC. Hogarosa Camp Grounds Rt. 219, Genesee exit, to Summit Lane, off Drake, to dead end, to Hogarosa Lane Springville, NY. Erie County Approved. Only 3 miles from down town Springville, NY. For more details call or 716-381-7355. September 4-5, 2015 - "7th Annual Ride for The Red Motorcycle Run" To raise funds for the American Red Cross' Finger Lakes Chapter's local services, including the Service to the Armed Forces program. The event is supported by Corning H.O.G. (Harley Owners Group) Chapter 3390. The weekend kicks off on Friday afternoon with a short ride from Corning Harley-Davidson at 300 Town Center Road in Painted Post, NY, followed by food and beverages at the dealership. The Ride for the Red main event will be held on Saturday from the dealership. The ride will be led by NYS motorcycle Troopers through the beautiful Finger Lakes Region. Pre-registration "on-line" is highly recommended at the Red Cross web site. More details at Cyberspokes.com. On-site registration runs from 9:00 AM to 11:00 AM. The led ride leaves at 11:30 AM sharp. T-shirts are included for both riders and passengers who pre-register online (limited quantity offered for sale day of ride). Also included are meals after the ride and one commemorative bike flag. The cost is $20 for the rider; $20 for the passenger. The American Red Cross will also hold a blood drive at Corning H-D on Saturday from 1 to 5 PM. Contact Corning Harley-Davidson at 607-937-8351 for more information on the ride and hotel accommodations. September 11-13, 2015 - "9/11 Honor Ride - 2 Million Bikers To DC" Join your fellow Buffalo & WNY Bikers as we ride to Washington DC to honor the victims of 9-11, the survivors and the first responders. In addition, we honor our members of the Armed Forces who have sacrificed, some giving all for the citizens of the United States. Staging/start time for Friday, 9/11/2015 10:00AM. HarleyDavidson of Washington, DC #HDCC, formerly known as Ft Washington Harley Davidson, has agreed to host our group at their location with food and other vendors throughout the entire day. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Harley-Davidson of Washington, DC 9407 Livingston Rd, Fort Washington, MD. KSU 12:15AM to the Capitol Building in DC. 1:00PM - 2:00PM at U.S. Capitol Building. Permit approved to support 9/11 families at the West Front (Area 1) of the Capitol Building to deliver JASTA petition to members of Congress, Justice Against Supporters of Terrorism Act in support of 9/11 families. Nearly 14-years since the tragic events that occurred on September 11, 2001, the families have yet to move forward with their lawsuit against the sponsors who helped finance the terrorists and their heinous acts on America. The Senate has recently passed a revised bill and it now sits in the House for approval...yet again. Previous legislation has not passed both branches and we are supporting the 9/11 families in hopes of getting this legislative bill passed. Also stops at Arlington National Cemetery, Pentagon National Memorial, Flight 93 National Memorial in PA, and 9/11 National Memorial in NYC. Phone The New York Coordinator, Dr Dennis J Shilling, PhD. at 716-397-7292. Saturday September 12, 2015 - "ABATE of Buffalo Erie Toy Run" ABATE is American Bikers Aimed Toward Education - Dedicated To Freedom Of The Road! Updates posted on Cyberspokes.com. The main purpose of the ABATE organization is to work toward continued freedom of the road by insuring that motorcyclists' point of view is presented to our legislators and to promote motorcycle safety, rider education, and awareness. Phone 716-825-2627. *Join us for our Membership Meetings 7:30 PM on the third Wednesday of the month at VFW Post 8113 "The Chicken Coop" 299 Leydecker Road West Seneca, NY 14224. Saturday September 12, 2015 - "9th Annual Dunlop Ride for Charity, Bike & Car Show" 100% of proceeds are going to Make A Wish! Car and bike show! The Dice Run will be held rain or shine and will start and end at American Harley Davidson at 1149 Erie Avenue, North Tonawanda, NY. Immediately following the Dice Run is American Harley's 7th Annual Dark Custom Party 5-9pm. More info at Cyberspokes.com. Music, food, vendors, raffes and more! Special Guest appearance by former Buffalo Bill, Ruben Brown! Registration is from 11am - 1pm. $20 pre- VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM SPONSORED BY CYBERSPOKES.COM sale, $25 on the day of the event. American Harley Davidson's DARK CUSTOM BIKE unveiling! Built by Jeff Jr. Dunlop Ride for Charity Hotline is 716-879-8432, or call committee members directly for information. Paul Luce 716-713-5823 and Dan Drozdzak 716-408-6734. Saturday September 12, 2015 - "Red Knights NY 36 Ron Thomas Memorial Ride" Rushford Fire Hall Route 243 in Rushford, NY. Registration starts 0930 until 1100. Kickstands up at 1100. Drivers $15 and Passenger $10. There will be food and drinks, Chinese auction!! Lunch at Stop 2. We will be doing Pre-registrations until July 14, 2015!! With each Pre-registration you will receive a free teeshirt!! All stops will be at the Fire Halls only!! More info at Cyberspokes.com. We will be going by the Alma Ponds for part of the ride. Ride will be about 135 miles. NO ALCOHOL STOPS OR BEING SERVED!!! Hosted by: Red Knights MC NY 36 To Benefit NY Fireman's Home, area firefighters and families in need!! For info contact: Bill Lambert 585-307-2675. Saturday September 12, 2015 - "Gowanda Harley Fall Open House" 2016 model Harley Davidson launch! More details will be posted at Cyberspokes.com. 2535 Gowanda Zoar Rd. Gowanda, NY 14070. Phone 716-532-4584. Sunday September 13, 2015 - "Regent Riders Sex Run" 10:30-Noon sign-up at Don Georges Sports Center 10295 Main St, Clarence, NY 14031. More details at Cyberspokes.com. Chinese Auction, 50/50 Split Raffle. Games, Trophies for the best at games, lots of fun! No minors allowed. The Regent Riders are more than just a motorcycle club. We are a family. Our members range from early 20s to late 70s and ride a variety of different cycles; from BMWs to Suzuki's, Harleys to Hondas, Triumphs to Yamahas and many others. If you have a love of riding as we do, then we'd love to have you check us out and see what our club can offer! Call 716-759-6837 or 716-480-8346. Sunday September 13, 2015 - "Kallie's Krusade Benefit Motorcycle Run" Kallie's Krusade is a community effort to "Fight Like a Girl" against pediatric cancer and other childhood illnesses. We will support the fighters, admire the survivors, honor the taken, and never ever give up hope. In addition, Kallie's Krusade strives to raise awareness to childhood cancer, a tragedy that effects 1 to 2 children out of 10,000 every year in the United States and can affect any family at any time. 100% of the monies raised on this run will be utilized to help families in our community whose lives have been stricken with pediatric cancer. More info at Cyberspokes.com. This year's motorcycle run starts and ends at the Lakewood Rod and Gun Club at 433 E. Terrace Ave. in Lakewood, NY and travels around Chautauqua Lake. Registration at 9:00 AM, kickstands up at 10 AM. There will also be food and refreshments, vendors, and a blood drive after the run. Pre-Registration $15.00 driver and $25.00 with passenger which includes T-shirt(s) and guaranteed ride pin. Day of registration $25.00 and $35.00 with passenger which includes Tshirt(s) and ride pin to first 150 registrants. Please share and like Kallie's Krusade on Facebook. Contact Tim Jackson 716-640-7840 for pre-registration forms. Friday September 18, 2015 - "Jamestown Harley 40th Anniversary Open House" Live music and free food! American Motor Drome Wall of Death Thrill Show. More info at Cyberspokes.com. New 2016 motorcycles and more! 9:30am- 7:30pm at 1951 E. Main Street Falconer, NY 14733. Phone 716-484-0113. Saturday September 19, 2015 - "15th Annual Food Bank of WNY Motorcycle Run, Bike Show & Benefit Party" NEW DATE! Previously the last Saturday in April. This is a MUST ATTEND for all bikers from New York State and surrounding areas! This is the BIG 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION! We are looking for new 2015 CORPORATE SPONSORS, VENDORS, VOLUNTEERS and RAFFLE PRIZE DONATIONS! Mark your calendar, save the date, get the day off work if you have to. Good people, cool music, hot bikes and a GREAT TIME. Bikes, cars, trucks or your own two feet! This is an old time, good time that you'll not soon forget. You won't want to miss this event! Rain or Shine! All the fun starts with a 9:30 am registration at the American Legion Post 2912 Legion Dr, Eden, NY 14057. The Dice Run will include stops at Squire Whites at The White Inn of Fredonia, Merritt Winery and Gowanda Harley Davidson. The run will end at The Sunset Bay Beach Club and Cabana Sam's Beach Bar & Grill 1028 S Shore Dr, Irving, NY 14081. Not riding? No worries, everyone is invited to the event party that kicks off at 2pm and will include basket raffles, FUNdraising, run prizes, vendors, contests, live music with The Bar King Spiders! (Finger food and cash bar) One of the BEST PARTIES of the year! Checkout the YouTube Videos from our previous years and see for yourself! If you or anyone you know would be interested in helping out, please contact Kelly Borrello at 716698-2934 or Debbi Yoakum 716-499-1309 or email us at [email protected]. Sunday September 20, 2015 - "Eagle Riders Toys For Tots Run" At The Eagle Nest at Borden and Broadway in Depew NY. Sign in is from 10:30 Noon. Cost is $15.00 rider and $10.00 for passenger or a Toy for Tots. More details at Cyberspokes.com. The toys go to kids in Wyoming and Erie counties. For information call The Eagles 716-681-3132. Sunday September 20, 2015 - "ABATE of New York State Board Meeting" American Bikers Aimed Toward Education! ABATE of New York is a corporation, not a "motorcycle club". We are a group of individuals from different backgrounds coming together to ensure that the motorcycling lifestyle will still be an enjoyable lifestyle for our children and grandchildren. Details at Cyberspokes.com. We do this by making sure that motorcyclists' point of view is presented to our legislators. We encourage all our members to be informed, registered voters. We write letters to our elected officials and stay aware of what is going on with motorcycle legislation, education and other transportation issues. We spread the word about motorcycle safety, awareness, and education. And to do that we have events and motorcycle runs. Yes, we sit at meetings each month but we also ride our motorcycles ... a lot! A member is not required to attend meetings but we do like to see all your smiling faces! Anyone interested in motorcycling may attend our meetings and events. We don't all ride motorcycles, but the majority of us do share this interest. The State Board Meetings start at 10:00am. American Legion Post 1194, Hillcrest 363 W. Service Hwy Binghamton, NY 13901. Call 315-342-2446. Always check with event organizer for changes or cancellations before events! (Subject to change without notice.) For more information on these and future events - Visit www.hardtalesmagazine.com or www.cyberspokes.com VIEW HARD TALES ONLINE WWW.HARDTALESMAGAZINE.COM 57 Everything Biker P.O. Box 917 Orchard Park, NY 14127 For home delivery, contact [email protected] or Call 716-725-2745