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SEPTEMBER 16 - 22, 2009 l WWW.PLANETJH.COM Volume 7, Issue 38 Motel goes PoMo Albino! New musical 9 16 19 2 September 16 - 22, 2009 l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily CONTENT 8 15 News & Opinion 4 4 4 7 8 8 9 Single Track Conservative rallies Letters Them On Us Gamble heir dies News Briefs Motel 6’s green upgrade Backbeat 18 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 Calendar Music Box: Albino! CD Reviews Buddhist Ricard Gutenberg! The Musical! Dine Out Crumbs: The Blu burger This & That 27 27 Classifieds L.A. Times Sunday Crossword 22 On the cover Al and Pete Simpson Design by Danny Haworth JACKSON HOLE WEEKLY STAFF EDITOR Matthew Irwin [email protected] ART DIRECTOR Jeana Haarman [email protected] STAFF REPORTERS Ben Cannon [email protected] Jake Nichols [email protected] Henry Sweets [email protected] AD SALES Mary Grossman [email protected] Shannon McCormick [email protected] Jen Tillotson [email protected] DESIGNERS Jen Tillotson COPY EDITOR Robyn Vincent ILLUSTRATOR Nathan Bennett CONTRIBUTORS Aaron Davis Scott Fitzgerald Garret K. Woodward ADDITIONAL MATERIALS Rob Brezsny L.A. Times Tribune Media Services Universal Press 567 W. Broadway, P.O. Box 3249, Jackson, WY 83001, 307-732-0299 Fax 307-732-0996, www.jhweekly.com JH Weekly is published every Wednesday. Copies are distributed free every week throughout Jackson Hole and the surrounding area. If you wish to distribute JH Weekly at your business, call (307) 732-0299. ©2007 Publisher Planet Jackson Hole, Inc. Mary Grossman [email protected] national newspaper association JACKSON HOLE WYOMING SPONSORED BY ck son o f Ja o o d k n a B F Slo w H o le Al p e n glo w 98 E l Fa r ms ect ri c reduce reuse recycle JH alternative printed on recycled paper weekly network locally owned and operated Jackson Hole Book Traders Over 25,000 Used, New and Rare Books Monday-Friday 8am-6pm, Saturday 9am-5pm 970 W Broadway, Powderhorn Mall • 307.733.9250 Monday-Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday 10am-2pm 3285 W. Village Drive, Teton Village • 307.733.7110 307.734.6001 Powderhorn Mall www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 3 A word from our readers LETTERS NATHAN BENNETT No thanks, Mr. Cheney FROM THE EDITOR’S DESK Matthew J. Irwin Conservative rallies The protest against the federal government in Washington, Saturday, was embarrassing – a confused, indoctrinated mob. If that statement doesn’t get some comments, nothing will. I continue: Dissent against the government is admirable and necessary, in particular on issues of humanity or civil rights, but the people marching on Saturday, some actually carrying Confederate flags, seemed to have insufficient cause other than an ego-sense of imposition. Their signs read, “Don’t tread on me.” A child interviewed in The New York Times said she didn’t want Obama to “redistribute the wealth of [her] Barbies.” And though taxes and healthcare reform were focuses of their anger and concern, their arguments had the weight of stoners I knew in high school, certain “it’s the government, man.” Here’s a secret: conservatives have been studying “liberal tactics” used at anti-war and civil rights protests since the 1960s. Dick Armey, chair of Freedomworks, former House majority leader, one of the primary instigators of the rallies, is certainly aware of these tactics. Single He likely learned them from Saul Alinsky, whose work Armey was well aware of according to The New York Times. Alinksy wrote in the opening to his book Rules for Radicals, “‘The Prince’ was written by Machiavelli for the Haves on how to hold power. ‘Rules for Radicals’ is written for the Have-Nots on how to take it away.” The text is full of strategies familiar at the tea parties last spring, as well as Saturday’s protest. They include creating a scene, targeting individuals, using ridicule and using media to create an impression of a bigger scene than reality – a tactic parodied by Tom Wolfe in his novel Bonfire of the Vanities, in which camera crews zoomed in on a crowd of 10 or so protestors until it seemed they were everywhere. Alinksy, who died in the early ‘70s, was also aware of the fears of the lower-middle class – “the nightmare of pending retirement; the shadow of unemployment; and finally they dread the possibility of property devaluation from non-whites moving into the neighborhood” – which make them difficult to win over for liberals, but targets for conserva- Track tives looking to cause ruckus. Watching Saturday’s protestors work themselves into a religious fervor over taxes and healthcare, I thought that they were disingenuous and selfish, but then I realized they are scared and uninformed. I blame Obama. His gift was to steer the emotions of the American people toward the virtues of his agenda. When he forewent that approach in the face of harsh Republican criticism and lackluster support from Democrats, he left a gap in the spiritual heart of the nation, which conservatives were all too happy to fill with fears of change, fears that what any individual has worked for might be taken away. Like President Bush ignored the nationwide protests against the war in Iraq, President Obama should ignore this showing of misled Americans. They reveal a sickness of the American identity, in which self-interest and ideology is confused with freedom. Freedom is the ability to be who you are without persecution, to pursue happiness with equal opportunity and to be of mind enough to be compassionate for those of lesser ability. JHW In response to the tribute to Mr. Cheney in the (other) newspaper Monday (Jackson Hole News&Guide, Sept.7), we need to consider for what should we thank him, exactly. It’s important to remember not just for the big things, like killing four thousand American GI’s and five hundred thousand innocent Iraqis, and like destroying our economy, but also for the little things, like enriching himself and his Halliburton buddies by arranging all that killing, and like his treasonous exposing of American CIA agent Valerie Plame, whose husband contradicted Bush’s lies about Iraqi weapons, and like making our national reputation synonymous with Nazism and torture, which even his captains say was useless. The huge thank you for Cheney is an affront to all Americans, like everything Cheney has ever done in international diplomacy, a big-money lie or a bomb. It was bizarre for him to be bragging around in the last days of his lame-duck term. But he keeps going. On Thursday (Sept 10) he [was] in Laramie for some trumped-up tribute to himself. Now has been strident primping and strutting for the media like one of the game fowl he loves to hunt. The advertisement is consistent with Cheney’s way: no evidence, no discussion, just use the biggest bomb you can, damn the cost. And it’s all bombast and fakery. Here’s my evidence. As reported in your paper by Ben Cannon last month [August 19, “The Cheney Hunter”], my daughter Clara and I were recently invited to Jackson, Wyoming, Cheney’s home town, to legislate Cheney’s prosecution. Our hostess knew me as the author of the Brattleboro Indictment Resolution, which asserted municipal authority to prosecute Bush and Cheney as based on Universal Jurisdiction and the Nuremberg Charter. This received international publicity even before it was approved in March 2008, and a legal memorandum on the basis of municipal jurisdiction was by attorneys Harold Burbank and Francis Boyle and was commissioned by Laurie Dobson for a similar effort in Kennebunkport, Maine. So now a team is forming to start new indictment legislation in Jackson. Here are quotes from internal email of [email protected]. This is from August 14, before the Thank You ad, not meant for anything but finding the truth of public opinion for our own purpose so we don’t waste our time. . . . To see if the legislation is viable, we surveyed opinion in two towns: Jackson — a reputed liberal stronghold, and Pinedale — recommended as very conservative by the state Democratic chair. On the central question, “Should investigations of war crimes by Bush administration officials be stopped?” the overall response was 77% NO with a 14% margin of error. People of various classes responded NO in the following proportions: Republicans 72% Democrats 71% Other/Independent 71% in Pinedale 68% in Jackson 86% In other words people in Wyoming want Cheney and Bush prosecuted, and Jackson is not at all isolated in the state on this issue, but in the mainstream. Seeing these results, we are strongly inclined to proceed with this project . . . It is of even greater significance that the response is the same across party lines. In taking the survey we heard several people say “I used to be Republican” . No one said anything like “Cheney made me change from independent” . Mr. Cheney is not letting himself go away, and neither should the American people. Probable cause is established for all his crimes mentioned above. If he is innocent, he has nothing to fear, and more reason to come to trial. We as a nation elected Cheney. He is our mistake, and we as a nation must face him. Then we will have the integrity and strength to face the challenges of the future. As Clara says, “A mistake repaired becomes the past: a mistake ignored becomes the future.” Contact bushindictment@gmail to help your country. – Clara Daims, Kurt Daims Brattleboro, VT sponsored by NEW BELGIUM BREWING Time for fall adventure riding! No big surprise, but fall is the best time to mountain bike in the Rockies. And the best trail is Pinnacles off Togwotee Pass. We rode it on Sunday and I think the trail is in as good a shape as I’ve ever seen it. A few down logs and a little bit of wetness, but overall, the trail is prime. Of course, no one talks about the Pinnacles without bringing bears into the conversation, so remember to take a few friends, stick together, and buy a couple fresh cans of bear spray. There’s not enough room here for full trail directions so grab a map and check in with your local shop before heading out - getting lost is not uncommon out there. Here’s enough to get you in trouble: Drive east over the summit of Togwotee Pass and take a left on Brooks Lake Road. A few miles back you will come across the Pinnacles trail head parking area and this is where the fun begins. Take the singletrack away from the parking area and start climbing... and climbing. Yes, all the sections are doable, but be forewarned that saving some for later is important! Keep following singletrack around the Pinnacles to eventually wind up at Brooks Lake. Descend the forest service road back to the car for a cold one. All said, the trail is around 20 miles and 2,400 feet of climbing. Plan on four to five hours, start early, and bring lots of food. – Scott Fitzgerald, owner Fitzgerald’s Bicycles 4 September 16 - 22, 2009 l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily TRYING TO SELL OR RENT REAL ESTATE? LIFE IS GOOD! By Shepard Humphries - the Windshield Doctor “Each day, I get to drive my motorcycle around the prettiest valley on earth, stopping at various friend’s homes and businesses to visit with the valley’s nicest dogs while repairing their owner’s windshields.” Windshield Repair of JH 733-7056 JUDD GROSSMAN BAND “Not your typical wedding band.” DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. You don’t get a second chance to make a first impression. Specializing in elevated photography and other real estate specific imaging services. This home is for sale. Call Charlie Ross at Sotheby’s International Realty, 307-413-7449 307-690-4935 • www.juddgrossman.com Download Judd Grossman songs from iTunes. Call before the snow flies! www.HTPHOTOGRAPHICS.com Call 307.734.9102 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 5 Jackson Hole Jewish Community’s HIGH HOLIDAYS INFORMATION 5770 FOR ALL MEETING AGENDAS AND MINUTES WEEKLY CALENDAR JOB OPENINGS SOLICITATIONS FOR BIDS PUBLIC NOTICES AND OTHER VALUABLE INFORMATION VISIT OUR WEBSITE W W W .T E T O N W Y O .O R G The public meeting agendas and minutes for the Board of County Commissioners and Planning Commission can also be found in the Public Notices section of the JH News and Guide. Rabbi Stuart Geller and Chazzan Judd Grossman at St. John’s Episcopal Church 170 N. Glenwood, Jackson Rosh Hashanah Friday, September 18: 5:30 p.m. Erev Rosh Hashanah Childcare provided Saturday, September 19: 9 a.m. Children’s Service with Rabbi Geller 10 a.m. Shacharit, Morning Service (Childcare will begin at 10 a.m.) Potluck lunch to follow services in the Fellowship Hall. If your last name begins with an A-G please bring a side dish, H-M please bring main course, N-S please bring sweet for the new year, T-Z please bring a salad. *Following lunch there will be Taschlich at Flat Creek. Shabbat Shuva Friday, September 25: 6:00 p.m. Services will be held in the small chapel. Oneg to follow. Yom Kippur Sunday, September 27: Kol Nidre PR CHOICE Please support keeping abortion safe and legal. It’s pro-choice or no-choice. Take away a woman’s right to choose and she’s left to take matters into her own hands. - PAID FOR BY THE KCR COALITION FOR PRO-CHOICE KRISTYNE CRANE RUPERT WWW.NARAL.ORG 6 September 16 - 22, 2009 l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily Services will promptly begin at 6:30 p.m. Childcare provided Monday, September 28: 9:00 a.m. Children’s service with Rabbi Geller 10:00 a.m. Shacharit, Morning Service Childcare provided 3:45 p.m. Yizkor 4:45 p.m. Mincha/Torah Reading 5:45 p.m. Break 6:00 p.m. Rabbi’s Discussion 6:30 p.m. Ne’ila 7:00 p.m. Potluck community Break Fast in the Fellowship Hall. If your last name begins with A-G please bring a dessert, H-M please bring a salad, N-S please bring a side dish, T-Z please bring a main course. Non-members, guests and visitors are welcome to join the Jackson Hole Jewish Community for High Holidays 5770 at no charge. Tickets are not necessary, but we do request that you make a reservation by calling our office at 734-1999 or email us at [email protected]. THEM ON US Huntin’ fools, making news in Naples By Jake Nichols Battlegrounds stretch far and wide concerning the Forest Service plan to build additional employee housing on Nelson Drive. Neighborhood residents mostly oppose the plan, citing it would ruin the bucolic nature of Cache canyon; in particular, the popular Putt Putt trail. The controversy showed up in a news piece on Fox affiliate KTRV-TV in Nampa, Idaho. About 70 people have signed a petition protesting the development, and a Web site has been created called “Protect the Putt Putt.” (www.protecttheputtputt.com) Elk hope deer don’t cough The great fear is that chronic wasting disease will begin showing up in Jackson Hole’s elk population. That’s why Wyoming Game & Fish is hunting for it in deer. Extra state workers along with federal employees are being assigned to check harvested animals during the fall hunting season for signs of CWD. Tissue samples will be collected at check stations, hunting camps, meat processors and taxidermy shops. Game & Fish’s John Henningsen said he hoped he could “get a lot more deer samples.” In wild populations, deer carry the disease at a higher rate than elk or moose. If the disease shows up in wildlife, it would most likely appear in deer first, Henningsen said. The story appeared in several publications nationwide. We found it at Harrisburg, Pennsylvania’s PatriotNews. Service. Both men are being held in the county lockup facing several charges each. Snowboard champ Rice goes for (buffalo) gold Two hunters contract Chronic Stupid Disease “A bull elk and his harem of cows 26 miles north of Jackson, Wyo., in the heart of Grand Teton National Park were just too much of a temptation Thursday for two hapless would-be poachers, according to the National Park Service.” That was the lead for the story appearing in the Denver Post last weekend. Brothers Ryan and Tracy Palmer from Rawlins, Wyo., went from spotlighting elk in Grand Teton National Park – an illegal activity – to allegedly taking a shot at a bull elk using a crossbow. A thorough search of the area found no bull or cow elk carcasses, and every indication is that “Tracy missed his intended target,” according to the Park Jackson’s Travis Rice has won a whole mess of snowboard competitions. He has a closet full of ribbons to prove it. And that pisses him off. We caught an RSS feed from Luxist over the weekend that featured an interview with Rice by Annie Scott. The pair were chatting at a press event in Jackson for Rice’s upcoming Quiksilver Natural Selection snowboarding competition, and its unique trophy. The first place award is a 24-carat gold bison skull weighing 40 pounds. Rice explained why he wanted to hand out such a lavish trophy. “I think a lot of contests just slack on trophies,” he said. “I think a solid ANNIE SCOTT Protect the Putt Putt trophy is so important instead of just like ‘we have a little ribbon for you,’ and you get 10,000 bucks.” “I imagine you have a closet full of those little ribbons,” Scott said. “Yeah, and it pisses me off! I mean, you try so hard for something and then you end up getting this cheap, laser-inscribed piece of glass or something.” Green scene at Teton Science Schools Columnist Heidi von Korff is on a whirlwind tour of the West. She has craftily managed to hoodwink her publisher at the Naples Daily News (Florida) into believing it is a business trip. She filed her latest story from Jackson Hole, telling her readers all about sustainable and green buildings. “One of my favorites was the Tetons Science Center [sic], located in beautiful Jackson, WY,” she wrote. “I loved how the solar panels bended well with the building and overall setting of the landscape. Truly a work of art and vision from the architects and engineers to make this setting and buildings blend together and look natural; like it has always been nestled in a valley.” JHW BEST OF BLOG Sponsored by On “Ms. Hill’s Way ■ While Ms. Hill has always greeted me outside Hard Drive, I am thankful to have learned more about her. Further, I can attest to the kindness both Ruth Ann and Mark have shown her. ■ Oh my yes, what a charming story. A homeless mentally ill female living on the streets. Her outbursts of profanities and other turbulent behavior (including assaults) is so “quaint”. I know I find it so touching when she goes on a tirade of “F-Bombs” and racial epithets in public, often in view of familes with children. Won’t it be “unique” someday when her frozen corpse is discovered under the bridge, maybe by a child. Wonderful story. ■ There are an estimated 744,000 homeless people in the United States. We have ONE in our community and you can’t handle it. Open your eyes to how other people live and realize that not everyone can afford home. Count your blessings that you are not homeless, and as Ms. Hill might say ... go fuck yourself. ■ The glorification of a mentally ill individual and her lifestyle is indeed disturbing. ■ How quaint, Lets all pitch in and charter busses and fill them with the mentaly ill homeless from Portland and San Francisco, Lets bring them to Jackson Hole and glorify them with penn. I`m sure the illegal aliens could use a break from all the attention. On “Jackson ‘Welcome’ signs up” ■ glad the town of jackson has its priorities straight! oh wait.... ■ This is Jackson’s bridge to nowhere...right? Kinda like the GOP ear-mark favor of $17 million for earthquake monitoring system in YNP ... remember, the more we spend; the more we have. Don’t worry about the $250k ... it is not like it was taken from people that earned it against their will... ■ So the Town can spend money on signs, but not its people? No raises for anybody working for the Town, but we got signs! Poll Do you have a second job? You bet: 7% (13) Boss won’t let me: 12% (23) If I could find one: 13% Doin’ OK: 69% (134) Total votes: 195 EXCERPTS FROM WWW.PLANETJH.COM 810 W. Broadway, Jackson 307.734-8801 READER COMMENTS Log on www.planetjh.com to join the discussion www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 7 At a glance: NEWS BRIEFS By Henry Sweets Cheyenne bans cell phones in cars The Cheyenne City Council approved an ordinance that prohibits motorists from using cell phones while driving, but will allow drivers to use hands-free devices. The new rule says that talking on a cell phone while driving is a misdemeanor punishable by up to a $750 fine, Deputy City Clerk Kristy Anderson said. Out-of-towners passing through Cheyenne will be subject to the fine. Signs posted at all prominent gateways will warn motorists of the rule, Anderson said. The ban was passed Monday night, and will be enforcable Saturday, Sept. 19. COURTESYCINTY KERESZTES Gov. Dave to visit JH A Gamble heir, Brad was known for being down-to-earth and generous. Remembering Brad Gamble Longtime Jackson Hole resident, 48, loved to ski. By Ben Cannon A memorial will be held Saturday for Jackson Hole resident Brad Gamble. Gamble was found dead in his West Bank home last Friday. His death was unexpected and autopsy results are pending, but close friends speculate the death was related to complications from diabetes. A native of the Boston area, Gamble, 48, moved here around the mid-80s and became passionate about skiing, according to friend Cindy Keresztes. “He was a down-to-earth guy, very kind and generous,” Keresztes said. Reported to be a direct descendant of James Gamble, of the original Procter & Gamble, Gamble kept a low profile and did not advertise the details of his lineage. He built a house in the exclusive John Dodge subdivision that was to be a homage to an ancestral home, according to his friend and attorney, Jerry Bosch. But Brad Gamble’s version of the famed Gamble House, a National Historic Landmark site located in Pasadena, Calif., was never completed, and Gamble lived in a guest house, ac- 8 September 16 - 22, 2009 cording to someone who worked on the home. An avid skier, Gamble frequently left the valley to ski in places like Alaska and Oregon, or left the mountains to sail around far-flung ports of call. “To nail down Brad would be tough,” Bosch said, referring Friends recalled that in spite of the famous last name, Gamble was a regular guy. to Gamble’s wanderlust. In recent years, Gamble held two jobs, working as a line cook at Nora’s Fish Creek Inn and The Granary. The responsibilities of work gave him some needed structure, said Granary chef Jason Mitchell, a close friend. “He just needed some help in his life,” Mitchell said. “Me and my kitchen [the Nora’s kitchen] were a big part of that. We helped him get on top of his demons. We’ve got to take care of our ski family.” When Gamble was not heard from for several days last week, Mitchell went to Gamble’s home, where he discovered his friend’s body. “He was a good friend and a really generous man,” Mitchell said. Nora’s owner Kathryn Taylor said Gamble had become a model employee who often arrived before dawn to do the dirty work. “He was a nice guy to work with,” Taylor said, describing her employee as “a quiet guy.” She added, “He would do anything, come in at any time.” Friends recalled that in spite of the famous last name, Gamble was a regular guy. “You would never know he was a Gamble heir,” Keresztes said. He loved to watch football with friends, she said. Photographer Greg Von Doersten said he used to see Gamble while skiing in Alaska in the early ‘90s. Though the two men were not close in recent years, Von Doersten said he always expected to see Gamble in line to catch early Tram laps at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. “He always had a smile on his face,” Von Doersten said. “He was a very generous and giving and sweet man.” A memorial pot luck dinner for Gamble will be held 5 p.m., Saturday at Nora’s in Wilson. JHW l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily On Thursday, Wyoming Gov. Dave Freudenthal will address about 700 members of Wyoming’s natural gas industry at an annual conference, set this year in Jackson. The governor has his work cut out for him. Don Basko, president of the Natural Gas Fair Association, told Wyoming Public Radio that the Natural Gas Fair will be an opportunity to commiserate because market conditions are worse than they have been in 50 years. Wyoming Public Radio reports that Natural Gas prices have reached a seven-year low, after peaking last summer. Wilson Park lookin’ good The Teton County Housing Authority announced its new development in Wilson is ahead of schedule and under budget. Housing Authority Director Christine Walker said in a release that the successful planning process for the Wilson Park Development could provide a framework for all the program’s future developments. The development was planned and designed with feedback from neighbors in mind. Some past TCHA developments were criticized by some neighbors as “out of character” with surrounding neighborhoods. Walker credited the time and cost efficiency of the project to the “design/build” model where architects, engineers and contractors worked together as one unit. Free plane tickets this winter Buy three plane tickets to Jackson Hole, get the fourth for free. That’s the newest ploy to get more tourists here this winter, offered by Jackson Hole Central Reservations. Dubbed “4th Flies Free,” the offer is good all season long, but in order to take advantage of it, travelers must also purchase five nights lodging and a minimum three-day lift ticket to Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. “With the launch of the new Tram, our legendary “cowboy” powder, personalized customer service and a free airline ticket, we’re giving potential visitors every reason to make Jackson Hole their first-choice winter destination this year,” JHMR brand director Anna Olson said in a press release. Jews get high Jackson area Jews will mark the beginning of High Holidays on Friday. Two local Jewish groups will be offering services throughout the 10-day observance, a time of renewal and atonement. Rosh Hashanah begins at sundown on Friday with Erev Rosh Hashanah services held by the Jackson Hole Jewish community at 5:30 p.m. at St. John's Episcopal Church with Rabbi Stuart Geller and chazzan Judd Grossman. Rosh Hashanah services will continue Saturday morning with a children's service at 9 a.m. and Shacharit morning service and potluck beginning at 10 a.m. Chabad of Wyoming will offer Rosh Hashanah services at 9:30 a.m. on Sunday continuing throughout the day and night at Snow King Resort. Chabad Rabbi Zalman Mendelsohn will lead services. Yom Kippur begins Sunday, September 27 with Kol Nidre. For the complete schedule of High Holiday services and events check out their Web sites: The Jackson Hole Jewish Community www.jhjewishcommunity.org and Chabad of Wyoming at www.jewishwyoming.com. JHW AT 18 WEEKS AFTER FERTILIZATION Motel 6 does 180 “I’m getting my finger and toe nails; my skin is developing. My sex can be seen by ultrasound if I pose just right. I can hear sounds outside of your body - if it’s loud, I’ll jump! Once synonymous with cheap, JH location becomes ‘chic.’ BEN CANNON By Ben Cannon Eco-conscious visitors looking for sleek accommodations now have an alternative to socalled green lodges like Hotel Terra. In a herculean effort to rebrand itself, Motel 6, the major chain of budget motels with a location in Jackson Hole, has begun refurbishing its rooms after the boutique-style hotels found in Europe, the company’s executive vice president said Tuesday. The company’s chief operations officer, Jim Amorosia, was in town to mark the ceremonial reopening of the Motel 6 on Broadway. “The look, as you can see, is very boutique-y, very European,” Amorosia said during a tour of new rooms, which did not resemble the outdated accommodations popular among frugal travelers and high school students in fly-over states on prom night. Although the Jackson Hole Motel 6 was reopened following renovations soon after Memorial Day, Amorosia and a team of corporate brass were dispatched here to honor one of their top performing corporate-run locations. “This one gets a lot of European visitors,” the company’s COO said, calling the Jackson Hole Motel 6 one of the chain’s “premier resort destinations.” The new rooms feature bright wall panels, composite hard- Ple a to h se se nd elp kee a do n po ur a ation to ds run day nin g. I like testing my reflexes, kicking and punching with well-formed arms and legs (you may begin to feel me now).” Motel 6 COO Jim Amorosia at the Jackson location. wood floors and high-definition flat-screen televisions. The 30-something-year-old Jackson location was one of 50 Motel 6 lodges that were the first to receive the renovations, which include energy efficient light fixtures and utilities, and an emphasis on outfitting rooms with sustainable and environmentally-safe goods. There are more than 1,000 Motel 6 locations in the U.S. The switch from carpeted to hard floors –made from 80percent pre-consumer recycled material – will reduce allergens, Amorosia said. For the redesign, which is emblematic of a shift in corporate America to offer smarterfeeling products with a smaller carbon footprint, Motel 6 used a top British design firm, Priestman Goode, which has designed cabins for Virgin At- lantic airlines. A blogger for Dwell Magazine blogger named Sarah Rich called the redesign “a touch of modern minimalism and an air of modest luxury.” While the exteriors of the refurbished locations, including Jackson Hole, will remain largely untouched, new Motel 6 lodges will depart from the frumpy-looking exteriors Americans associate with the name. New hotels will be even more “green,” and a new location in Texas will use solar power and a motion system to reduce energy when a room is not in use. Amorosia said the chain will continue to offer some of the lowest price points of any major chain. A call to the Motel 6 revealed a room with two double beds costs $79 per night. JHW hot days & warm nights warm days & hot nights Whatever you desire, let Ella's Room help. From sexy lingerie, sleep wear and erotic novelties to fun, fashionable swimwear and cover ups, we'll find the perfect piece for you or your lover. Looking for something different to spice up those summer parties? Call Ella's room and let us bring the "spice" to your home! 180 East Deloney (one block off the town square) Quote from “If You Could See Me Now!” by Elaine Depew, The Repair Shop, Burbank, CA © Life Issues Institute www.lifeissues.org Right to Life of Teton County P.O. Box 8313, Jackson, WY 83002 733-5564 Elaine Kuhr HELP WANTED Assistant Editor JH Weekly seeks an Assitant Editor with a strong news resume. The right applicant will pursue stories that articulate the issues of our time and place in their fullness. He or she will also work directly with the editor, copy editors, freelancers and interns to develop content for cover stories, news, arts, entertainment and the web. Email resume, clips and questions to [email protected]. 307.733.7114 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 9 Seasonal Flu Shot Clinics N OW ! AVA IL A B LE FALL 2009 Saturday, September 26, 10 am - 4 pm Saturday, October 10, 10 am - 4 pm $20 Adults $10 Kids 6 months to 18 years (minors must be accompanied by guardian) Seasonal flu vaccine only. H1N1 (swine flu) vaccine expected to be available later this Fall. A PROPERTY GUIDE TO JACKSON HOLE No appointment necessary St John’s To advertise in the next issue of At Home, please call JH Weekly at 732-0299 Family Health & Urgent Care 1415 S. Highway 89 in the Smith’s Plaza 739-8999 A JH WEEKLY PUBLICATION 990 W. Broadway 10 September 16 - 22, 2009 PO Box 550 Jackson, WY 83001 l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily (307) 733-3316 www.jacksonholechamber.com • BY JAKE NICHOLS “Wyoming: Land of high altitude and low multitude.” – Milward Simpson Wyoming was forged into being by men like Al and Pete Simpson. Their great-grandfather, Finn Burnett, came to Wyoming in 1862 when the frontier was wild and untamed. Following in their father Milward’s footsteps, Al and Pete chose the law office and political realm for their contribution to the Cowboy State. Both men continue their close involvement with their alma mater, University of Wyoming. Pete still teaches a class there every spring. Al stays connected to the political scene and sits on numerous committees and boards across the country. Both have served in the state legislature. Al was a U.S. Senator from 1979 to 1997. “You’re talking to two guys of ancient vintage here,” Pete said during an exclusive JH Weekly phone interview. Al and Pete, at 78 and 79, respectively, continue to write history with every witty quote. They are frank, even blunt at times. But both are quick with a smile and a handshake. The Wyoming way. And they are fiercely proud of this state. “There are six generations of us hanging around in Wyoming and that does please us greatly,” Al said. “We don’t get up and tell people that everyday but man, oh man, it’s in your heart and your gut and you know you want to preserve it.” JH Weekly: Both of you have achieved a point of iconic reverence in the Cowboy State, but you both play in Peoria, Illinois too. You’re at home on the range but comfortable in metropolitan circles. You both took a year of schooling in the Midwest for your first taste of life outside of Cody, Wyoming. I imagine your Boy Scout experience at Heart Mountain was likely an eyeopening experience as well. Pete: For both of us, you just cited the same two incidents because Cranbrook was an eyeopener for a couple of guys growing up in a small town, going to a small high school, then going out to Michigan amongst these boys that were pretty tough and smart. It was an eyeopener but so was Heart Mountain for both Al and me. (As members of the Boy Scouts, the Simpsons visited the Japanese internment camp at Heart Mountain during WWII. While there, Al befriended Norm Mineta, who would later achieve see SIMPSON’S page 12 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 11 PATRICK DOLAN from THE SIMPSON’S page 11 COURTESY PHOTO political fame. The two are still close friends.) JHW: You both were born into the Great Depression. The state, the country, the world is in a similar economic downturn. What do you recall of growing up in those trying times? Al: My dad was practicing law in Cody, Wyoming. Pete and I were little boys. All we do remember was the railroad station was across the river and suddenly, in the ‘30s, these people would come knocking at the door. And they might have a Fedora on or a nice coat or suit and they would ask, “Is there any work we could do here?” Pete and I would talk with them. We had no fear of them. They took us across the river and showed us how they cooked their food with a fire and tin can. They were just good solid Americans that didn’t have anything to eat or do. Pete: I can also remember one time dad had accumulated a law fee or something and he bought Al and me a couple of pretty nice-looking bikes. We rode them down to the city park and we both got a nosebleed from guys. Al: They beat us up! Pete: They said, “Where’d you get that fancy stuff?” We went back home and tucked the bikes in for a 12 September 16 - 22, 2009 while until we could toughen up. JHW: The U.S. is currently searching for a graceful exit from Iraq. Afghanistan is now the new hotspot. Alan, you were part of the Iraq Study Group. Is it time for an Afghanistan Study Group? Al: I was on the Iraq Study Group. We had 79 recommendations presented to [the Bush] administration and they followed about three of them. Now they have followed 75, or so, of them. But don’t forget, people may not like the Iraq war or the war in Afghanistan, but they respect the military. That’s the true difference from Vietnam, where they hated the war, and they hated the soldiers. There are not people out in the world, unless they really are slobs and total non-patriots, who hate the military. You can’t hate the military. But people don’t think we’re at war. Pete: What is it that the Stars and Stripes quoted one of the soldiers saying? “We went to war, and America went to Wal-mart.” To a great extent that’s true. JHW: Al, you have stated that you never really had interest in governing. Your passion is in legislating. Al: I couldn’t govern. It would be impossible for me. I couldn’t administer my way out of a paper bag. But I sure could legislate. I learned it in the Wyoming legislature. There’s a craft, a skill to legislating. It’s a sport and I enjoyed it thoroughly but I could never have been a good governor or mayor or anything else. JHW: Yet you were tapped as a possible VP candidate for Bush in 1988? Al: My name was in the mix. Pete and I met [George H.W.] Bush in ’62 when our father took over his father’s (Prescott Bush) office. We’re very close. So I called him and said, “I see my name popping up here and there, but go ahead and take my name off the list, George, I don’t want any part of it. I’d be at the funeral of every dead leader in [the world]. Pete: I am just now looking at a picture as we sit in Al’s outstanding office. It is a picture of George H.W. Bush and he has his head thrown back laughing to beat the band as Al just zings one in there. He loved the l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily humor and the stories. Later, when Al did have his name publicly announced as ‘off the list’ after the [VP] choice was made, Al’s comment when asked why he didn’t want it was: “I didn’t want somebody shining searchlights on my fishing stream up the South Fork.” Al: We had fished with the Bushes when he was Vice President. We went to Glacier just the four of us – Barbara, George, Ann, and myself – for three wonderful days. We would sit by the fire at night having a beer and laughing, and there’d be about 84 sets of eyeballs staring at you. JHW: I’m quoting William E. Simon. “Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don’t vote.” There is certainly no shortage of bad politicians today. We have a corrupt Illinois governor, a South Carolina governor with an Argentinean mistress, and a disgraced Presidential candidate who admitted to an extramarital affair which may have resulted in an illegitimate child. Do the American people even care about their leaders’ misbehavior? Al: I think they do care. Let me tell you, the guy at the barstool in Buffalo, he knows what Sanford’s doing and [Blagojevich] and he’s offended by it. But for every one of those there are five or ten guys doing it right. The media is interested only in conflict, confusion, and controversy; not clarity. Here’s an example: Enzi and Kennedy did 28 bills together that had to do with workforce safety and public health safety. How much did you read about that? Not very damn much. That’s the way it works and it’s sad. As long as you’ve got talk shows babbling into the vapors about every indiscretion, good God … I tell people “turn off your television.” Pete: Al has often said, when you think about it, at least 85 percent of those men and women are trying to do it right. There are 15 percent of [politicians] who are boobs, nuts, airheads, and maybe even criminals. But 15 percent of the population is boobs, nuts, airheads, and maybe criminals. JHW: What do you think about the practice of bloating bills with sneaky, unrelated stuff as riders? The healthcare bill, for instance, is a monster. Al: That is a classic American artform. That’s happened since people began to legislate in the Continental Congress. You see the train coming down the track and you say, “Hey, that baby is gonna pass, so I’m gonna put a wheel under that.” One man’s junk is another man’s treasure. There hasn’t been anything that has come up that something didn’t get tacked on as a rider and that’s the way it’s always worked. Pete: I think in the state legislature, here at least, it’s a little tougher to do. Al: Yeah, you don’t do it here. Pete: You’re too close to these guys. Everybody’s bound with the same leg irons. You live with the people you represent and you live with the laws you make so you just don’t do that. Al: I remember [Ted] Kennedy once said, “God, Al, it’s late at night and the bill’s floatin’ and I need some money for a witches museum in Salem.” I said, “That’s great, but I need a new fence for the elk preserve. Do that, and it’s a deal.” JHW: You’ve been called “folksy” by some, Al, and “acerbic” by others. Men and women who know the real you might use terms like “loyal” and “principled.” I mean this in the kindest way possible and with no intentions of rushing anything, but what do you wish they will write on your tombstone? Al: I want it to say, “You would have wanted him on your side.” That’s it right there; because loyalty, especially when your friends go down in flames and everybody leaves them, that’s all you’ve got left sometimes. Pete: I quote the rabbi that said, when somebody looks into his casket, he’d like to have them say, “I think he moved.” JHW: You saw Jackson Hole in the early days before the money came. What has it become now? Have we killed the golden goose here? You’re both businessmen and politicians – should government have any STONECROP ESTATE role in preserving Jackson’s heritage or wildlife? Al: We’re going to cover that when we get there. There is a lot to that. But when the government owns 97 percent of the county, I would venture to say they are pretty well involved. You can’t have various governments – state, county, and federal – owning 97 percent of your county and then pretend you’re in charge. Pete: I know that our dad was really involved in fighting the socalled Park extension (GTNP). Our grandmother came by one time and after seeing what had happened to the rest of the county, with the roadside stands and one thing or another at that time, and she said an amazing thing, because she was on the side of preventing the extension; she said, “Well, you can be wrong.” And that was surprising for her to say, but she loved the scenery, she loved the view, she loved the way it looked after all those years. Wherever the park protection is, it still looks that way. Al: Our dad said the same thing. I see Cliff Hansen also said the same thing. They both said, “We put up a good fight, but we thought we were being deceived because they thought Snake River Land & Cattle Company was a private organization.” But it was the Rockefeller organization and it had to be that way otherwise the price of sagebrush would have gone way up for the people trying to preserve it. Dad said, “They were right, and we were wrong.” JHW: Both Cody and Jackson depend on tourism to some extent. What are the similarities and differences between the two western Wyoming towns? Pete: The upper South Fork has a lot of people that have moved in like Jackson people moved in on the west side of town and up toward Teton Village. And those are people with lots of bucks who see the country and the scenery and love it and sequester a piece of it. Al: We don’t have that tremendous influx of wealth here. That’s just not Cody. The one other difference I’ve noticed from being in public life is that in Cody, people don’t give a damn who you are. And in Jackson, there’s some people who hope somebody knows who they are. That’s a very significant difference. Pete: Some of the students in my class have pointed out the circle with the JH in it, which is a sticker on a lot of cars. Somebody said that in Europe the distinctions between countries is designated by a circle with an initial in it, and sure enough there are people who believe Jackson Hole is a separate country. JHW: We sure vote that way. Al: You said it right there. There is a great anti-Cheney disgust or hatred in that county that’s very real. Pete: But you also have a pretty powerful right-wing there. JHW: So we have decided that the difference is Cody has the wind, Jackson has the windbags. Al: Don’t put our names to that. Pete: But you’re on to something there. JHW on East Gros Ventre Butte Recently remodeled 7288 sqft home situated on 41.11 wooded acres offers privacy with spectacular views. Just minutes from town, this 4 bedroom, 8 bath home features a white marble & stainless steel kitchen, a study, dual bathrooms and closets in the master, as well as an attached 1192 sqft garage. Enjoy cathedral ceilings, maple floors, 4 fireplaces and ample room for entertaining. Outdoor living enhanced with teak decks, stone patios, beautifully landscaped grounds, a greenhouse and an entry courtyard. Al and Pete Simpson will speak, 7 p.m., Sunday, at the Center for the Arts. $25. 733-4900. 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PIZZA • CALZONES • PASTA • SALADS 11:30am-9:00pm Daily Wine Shoppe & Spur Bar OVER 1,600 VARIETIES AVAILABLE Open Daily 10am-9pm; Bar 11am-10pm Trading Post Grocery 14 September 16 - 22, 2009 October 4: Wine Tasting on a Budget October 6: Bill Stains Concert October 13: Woods Tea Co. Concert Adventure Sports Sales and Rentals of bikes and canoes Open daily 10am-6pm Open Daily 8am-8pm • No Background or Affiliation Necessary • Traditional & Contemporary Services • No Membership Fees or Tickets • Hebrew/English Prayer books • Warm & Friendly Atmosphere Rosh Hashanah begins this year after sundown on September 18 and extends until nightfall on September 20. Call 307-462-0847 to participate in a service on Friday evening, September 18 or Saturday, September 19. For all you need to know about the High Holidays visit www.jewishwyoming.com/highholidays. Upcoming Events: Gift Shop Open Daily 10am-6pm Spur Cabins Located on the banks of the Snake River with Teton Views CHUCKWAGON: Open Daily for Lunch 12-3pm l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily 307-733-2415 Moose, WY 12 miles north of Jackson WWW.DORNANS.COM CALENDAR OST THEATER presents Lettice and Lovage FLIP MCCRIRICK/TGR OUTDOORS TGR premieres new ski flick For many members of Jackson Hole’s robust ski and snowboard community, there is no rite of the preseason more anticipated than the September premiere of the Teton Gravity Research movie, which happens to be this weekend. While Re:Session, TGR’s latest film, includes clips of the current cadre of TGR stars – skiers like Seth Morrison and Sage Catabriga-Alosa – it also features some of the very talented younger athletes who are already making a sizable mark. At just 19, Sammy Carlson stands apart as a top skier with some sublimelooking moves, said producer Josh Nielson. “I would describe his style as complete dominance of park ride and spinning, and basically making skiing look really fun,” Nielson said at TGR HQ last week. But the film opens with one newcomer whose segment should elicit more whoops and yells than even the most brilliant rookie athelete ever could: Jackson Hole’s new Aerial Tram. Proceeds from the premiere will benefit the Avalanche Center Support Organization and a scholarship for a local high school student. Led Zepplica will play at the Mangy Moose after party. – BC Re:Session screens at 5:30 and 8:00 p.m., Saturday at Walk Festival Hall. $13 for the screening, $25 for the after party. Partygoers must purchase a movie ticket to buy an after party ticket. visit tetongravity.com. Visions of art Off Square Theatre will run Lettice and Lovage, the latest play in its Black Box series, through the weekend. Written by playwright Peter Shaffer, of Equus and Amadeus fame, Lettice and Lovage is about “a woman who has a real knack for elaborating on the truth, which gets her in some trouble,” said director John Briggs. Set in London and historic Wiltshire, England (home to Stonehenge), the play follows Lettice Douffet (Judith Townsend), a tour guide with a penchant for making up facts about the landmarks. “It’s absolutely a comedy,” Briggs said. The show also stars Off Square players Terry Schwab and Kelly Bouma, as well as actress Tamara Johnson, on loan from the Virginia Shakespeare Festival. – BC Catch Lettice and Lovage, 8 p.m., Wednesday through Saturday. $25 for adults; $20 for students/seniors; $15 for children 11 and under. www.offsquare.org. Frank’s films ART COURTESY NMWA Jackson Hole High School students will be thrust into the international art scene, this weekend, as part of the Western Visions program at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. Students’ photos are the latest addition to the 22-year-old tradition, culminating with the Western Visions Miniatures and More Show & Sale, the museum’s largest fundraiser. Western Visions begins with a ladies-only ‘Ojibwa Chief’ by luncheon at Teton Pines.The Western Visions Preview Party, Friday, will present the art for Robert Griffing sale and introduce some of the artists. The museum will also dole out several awards to the artists. Local writer and art lover Todd Wilkinson will also lead a panel discussion at 1:30 p.m. Finally, the Western Visions Miniatures and More Show & Sale will close the weekend on Saturday with more than 300 works by160 artists, prices ranging from $500 to tens-of-thousands. Raffle prizes include a Mini Cooper and a “mini safari.” Bid by-proxy online at www.wildlifeart.org. Today is the last day to register, 732-5412. – MI Western Visions ladies only luncheon is, 11 a.m, today, at Teton Pines; the preview party is, 6:30 p.m., Thursday, at the museum; and the Miniatures and More Show and Sale is, 5:30 p.m., Friday, at the museum. Packages: $100 to $500. www.westernvisions.org. FILM It came early this year, and many of us didn’t notice at first, but we are excited for the reprieve from Hollywood endings over the next month with Frank’s Fall Film Festival. Last weekend, we saw Sam Rockwell in Moon, a psychological sci-fi film about a man on a three-year contract to harvest “helium 3” from the moon with only a computer to keep him company, until an accident reveals the true nature of the contract. Films on my list include Woody Allen’s Whatever Works with Larry David and Ponyo by Hayao Miyazaki, of Spirited Away and Howl’s Moving Castle fame. Goodbye Solo, The Cove and Food, Inc. also look interesting. – MI Watch trailers and check the schedule at franksfilmfestival.com. Oktober is here BEER & BRATS Drink beer and eat brats for a good cause. The third annual Teton Valley Foundation Oktoberfest event will be held this Saturday at the Grand Teton Brewing Company. The celebratory event doubles as a fundraiser for the foundation, its mission is to put on cultural events in Teton Valley. There will be German food, competitions and kids activities. Music will be provided by Ben Winship’s Old Time String Band and the Teton Valley Muskrat Orchestra, both of which feature well-known Teton Valley musicians. Admission is $5 but kids and anyone dressed up in traditional German attire will be admitted free of charge. -HS Oktoberfest, 4 to 8 p.m., Saturday at Grand Teton Brewing in Victor. 208.201.5356 Week of 9/16 Regional Forecast WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Forecast for Jackson Hole FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY Mostly sunny and warmer Abundant sunshine Sunshine and warm Mostly sunny Partly sunny and pleasant Sunny Mostly sunny WED. THU. 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Questions? 733-4521 ★ THIS WEEKS PICKS Wednesday 9.16 MUSIC ■ Open Mic Night, 7 p.m., on the deck at South Side Pub. Free.734-0866. ■ Chas Collins, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. ■ Live in the Hole features Mark Lange, 6:30 to 7 p.m., on Jackson Hole Community Radio, KHOL 89.1 FM. Free. ■ Willowstar Squires, 8 p.m., at Alpine Wines in Driggs. Acoustic singer-songwriter. Free. ★ALBINO!, 10 p.m., at the Knotty Pine in Victor. 10-piece Afrobeat. 208-787-2866. $10. FALL ARTS FESTIVAL ■ Western Visions Jewelry and Artisan Luncheon, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., at Teton Pines Resort & Country Club. A ladies-only event. National Museum of Wildlife Art. 732-5412. Packages $100 to $500. www.WesternVisions.org. ■ Poster Signing with Tom Gilleon, 3 to 5 p.m., at Altamira Fine Art. 739-4700. ■ Altamira Fine Art Grand Opening, 4 to 7 p.m., The Larry Hestand Trio performing. 739-4700. ■ Gallery ARTWalk, 5 to 8 p.m., with more than 30 Jackson art galleries. ■ 7th Fall Round-Up, 5 to 8 p.m., Galleries West Fine Art. 733-4142. ★ Lettice and Lovage by Peter Shaffer, 8 p.m., Off Square Theater’s BLACK BOX Studio Series, Center Theater. $25 Adult, $20 Senior/Student and $15 Children. 733-4900, OffSquare.org. CLASSES & LECTURES ■ Conservation Alliance Info Lunch, noon, Conservation Alliance conference room, 685 S. Cache. For this month’s info lunch, Alliance public lands director Louise Lasley will share perspectives gathered during our series of Border Walks. Bring lunch; we’ll provide drinks and snacks. 7339417. COMMUNITY ■ Teton Literacy Volunteer Open House, 6 p.m., Teton Literacy Program, 1715 High School Rd. (Flat Creek Business Center) Please join us for our Fall Volunteer Open House. 733-9242, [email protected]. Thursday 9.17 MUSIC ■ Phil Round, 6:30 p.m., Amangani Hotel. Solo acoustic. Free. 733-9641. ■ Chas Collins, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. ■ Keith Phillips and Bill Plummer, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., at Teton Pines on Moose-WilSee CALENDAR page 16 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 15 Music CALENDAR o B COURTESY PHOTO son Road. Jazz. 733-1005. Free. ★ MC Ramsey and local deejays, 9:30 p.m., at the Mangy Moose in Teton Village. Mikey Thunder, LP Chilen, Drunken Master and Bambu King spin reggae. Mangymoose.net. $5. FALL ARTS FESTIVAL ■ Greg Woodard Artist Reception, 2 to 4 p.m., Altamira Fine Art. 739-4700, www.altamiraart.com. ■ Marshall Noice and Robert Deurloo Show, 5 to 8 p.m., Center Street Gallery. 733-1155, www.centerstreetgallery.com. ■ Western Visions Wild West Preview Party, 6:30 to 10:30 p.m., at National Museum of Wildlife Art. View art, place ballots, and mingle before the big sale. Packages $200 to $500. 732-5412. www.WesternVisions.org. ★ Lettice and Lovage by Peter Shaffer, 8 p.m., Off Square Theater’s BLACK BOX Studio Series, Center Theater. $25 Adult, $20 Senior/Student and $15 Children. 733-4900, OffSquare.org. LITERATURE ■ Great Books, 7 p.m., The Wort Hotel. The Story of Samson from Judges 13-16. 734.8800, [email protected] CLASSES & LECTURES ■ Astronomy Club, 7 p.m., Teton Co. Rec. Center A presentation by Martin Storksdieck and Jill Stein of the Univ. of Maryland, will describe their research project involving our club. “Solar Eclipses and the China Connection,” is about the recent total solar eclipse over China. Telescopes will be set up on the Rec Center’s patio for observing after the program. 733.2173. Free. COMMUNITY ■ Teton Toastmasters, noon, in the County Commissioners Chambers in the Teton County building. Light lunch provided. Come learn public speaking skills. Walk-ins welcome. 699-4882. ■ Go By Bike Commuter Challenge celebration, 5 to 7 p.m., Friends of Pathways office, 335 S Millward. Gobybike.friendsofpathways.org. ■ Pikas at Pica’s: Carnitas for a Cause!, 9 p.m., Pica’s Mexican Taqueria. 734-3734 or sara.fagan@tetonscienc Albino! draws inspiration from Fela Kuti’s Afrobeat rhythms and political lyricism. New wave of protest funk By Aaron Davis Horn-dressed, deeply rhythmic, and born in the 1960s from the mind of Nigeria’s Fela Kuti, Afrobeat has sustained a worldwide revival in the last decade. San Francisco’s vibrant 10-piece ensemble, Albino!, uses the music as Kuti did—as a vehicle for protest. Fela Kuti (1938-1997) studied at Trinity College of Music in London before establishing the genre, which he used to attack the political injustices in Africa using social criticism through his lyrics. In ’69, Kuti brought his band to the U.S., where he discovered and was heavily influenced by, the Black Panther Party. Numerous setbacks arose from his stardom and radicalism, including being attacked by Nigeria’s military. Afrobeat traditionally weaves funk, jazz, Stop by The Liquor Store for the COLDEST BEER in town Friday 9.18 MUSIC ■ Phil Round, 6:30 p.m., Amangani Hotel. Solo acoustic. Free. 733-9641. ■ Brazilian Night, 6:30 p.m., at Warbirds Cafe in Driggs. With pianist Keith Phillips, vocalist Juliane Kowski and bassist Mike Rossi. Free. 208354-2550. ■ Papa Chan and Johnny C, 6:15 to 9:15 p.m., at Teton Pines. Free. See CALENDAR page 17 16 September 16 - 22, 2009 polyrhythms, and African highlife, the latter genre originated in Ghana in the early1900s with multiple guitars and horns. Songs generally break the 10-minute mark, some reaching the 20 and 30minute ranges. Regular performers at Burning Man, Albino! Embraces this style with their own flare— “tripped-out tribal stage garb” intertwined with African dance, outrageous costumes, and infectious group choreography. “The idea behind the costumes is that, early on, we wanted to have the spirit of Sun Ra or Parliament or Kuti,” said Michael Bello, musical director of Albino! who plays tenor and baritone sax, lead vocals, and keyboards. “We didn’t want to represent in the same way because it’s not our culture. A lot of our costumes were created by our percus- sionist /dancer, but eventually each member started adding their own [flare].” While the twenty-legged ensemble embraces the philosophy and group dynamic of Kuti’s legacy, their original music focuses on domestic issues—from commercialism to the political state of the government. The scathing lyrics draw awareness and urge a call-to-action. “It seems like the voices of people aren’t being heard,” Bello said. “It’s about the deconstruction of the transitional movement, breaking down the power that holds it together, like corporations—bringing back power to individuals.” The East Bay Express Critic’s Poll chose Albino! as Best Band for 2009: “...the group’s second album, “Peralta House,” was recorded live with all 11 members in the same room at the same time, and its boiling drums, striking guitars and swirling horns never miss a beat.” The heavy bottom end that is fueled by the rhythm section is further thickened by dual baritone saxophones. While there are many Kutiinspired bands touring these days, Albino! is the real deal and the individual chops show as much as the on-point group dynamic. The wall of syncopated sound is overwhelming at first, but a groove is evident and being apart of that experience is reciprocal. Keep and eye out for their old school bus, which was gutted and converted into a moving hostel with bunks. JHW Albino! takes stage at 10 p.m., tonight at the Knotty Pine in Victor. $10. Call 208-787-2866. Download free tracks at AlbinoBand.com or Archive.org. HOMETOWN friendly people … or join us in the Saloon for DAILY drink specials JACKSON HOLE HIGH SCHOOL RADIO HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4-7pm l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily 733-2792 750 W. Broadway CD REVIEWS Paranoid Cocoon CALENDAR Some Assembly Required COTTON JONES ★★★★★ Cotton Jones, a group of kids in their 20s from Maryland, play groovy folk music with original soul. The band is led by Michael Nau, whose gift for belting lyrics is surpassed only by his ability to write poetic ones. His cohort and future wife, Whitney McGraw, laces elegant vocals and wispy organ over Nau’s gruff tracks. The backup guitars and drums lend a rolling, roadtrip-in-a-convertible tempo to the music. But the reverb, organ and Nau’s voice also make the music right for a dim room, late at night, and a little soul searching. Nau’s lyrics are heavy on folk philosophy, with pragmatic observations like “you’ll only be as big as what you do,” or “home is where you stop for a minute, and clean your teeth.” But they really get their flavor with imagery, like silver rivers and a girl with a mouth full of stars, that recall 70’s psychadelia. Standout tracks are “Blood Red Sentimental Blues,” and “Where You Stop for a Minute” but the entire album is pleasant to listen to. – Henry Sweets Up from Below ASSEMBLY OF DUST EDWARD SHARPE & THE MAGNIFICENT ZEROES ★★★★★ As the torchbearers of hick-funk, the Assem★★★★★ bly of Dust represents a sorrowful purity and playful honesty few and far between across the musical landscape. Flipping through their Rolodex of cronies, the group recruited a plethora of talent (Richie Havens, David Grisman and Keller Williams, etc), only adding to their already acclaimed sound and live presence. With his towering vocals, Reid Genauer cradles the listener through poignant folk melodies (“Light Blue Lover” feat. Grace Potter and Tony Rice), rockabilly numbers (“Leadbelly” feat. Jerry Douglas) and backwoods honky-tonk (“High Brow” feat. Al Schnier of moe.). Not to be outdone by special guests, the spiraling guitar wizardry of Adam Terrell puts oneself into a daze of joyous harmony continually captured by the group within the studio. Like wine, bourbon and cute middle-aged women, AOD consistently gets better with age. Though it is tough to be as good in a recording booth as onstage, the band pulls it off with such ease, one revels in their endless possibilities. – Garret K. Woodward The L.A.-based band Edward Sharpe & the Magnificent Zeroes has produced some wonderful songs, one or two of which are currently on rotation on community radio. There’s the quasi-popular “Home,” a big bad love song that has captured my attention, prompting me to hit the repeat button at least 16 times in the last week. The song, which features an utterly terrific male and female duet, makes a convincing case for this 10-piece, self-styled “jug band.” There are other gems on the album Up from Below, like the “oom-bobbin’” song “Janglin” and the soft “Brother,” but there are also a few throwaway tracks that just barely miss the mark somehow. Yet the whole album is worth at least a full spinthrough or two, and one of its most charming components are singing lovers Jade and Alexander, who make a few appearances. – Ben Cannon ★ = AM RADIO ★★ = SATISFYING ★★★ = COLLECTABLE ★★★★ = MOOD ALTERING ★★★★★ = THE BEATLES Kingston, Jamaica will join the crew. Don’t worry about the drive home – a $2 bus service will be offered from Teton Village to Jackson. Cover is $5. THE GOODS ■ Gary Small and his Coyote Brothers Nominated for 2009 Nammy Award for Best Blues and Songwriter of the Year, Gary Small and his Coyote Brothers will trek from Sheridan, Wyoming, with vintage rock ‘n’ roll in to Jackson Hole. Their fifth release, I Don’t Play by the Rules, stays within blues-rock boundaries highlighted by Small’s classic Fender tone. The Coyote Brothers will play 8 p.m., Friday and Saturday, at the Silver Dollar Bar. No Cover for either of these performances. ■ Local deejays Mikey Thunder, LP Chilen, Drunken Master and Bambu King will spin all sorts of reggae for groovers of ska, dancehall, skank and rocksteady at 9:30 p.m. on Thursday at the Mangy Moose. Guest emcee Ramsey of Led Zepplica Tribute bands are becoming tradition with Teton Gravity Research film premieres. Led Zepplica is fronted by Robert LIVE MUSIC 7:45 - 11:15pm September 18-19 COYOTE BROTHERS September 22 Bluegrass Tuesday 307.733.2190 BROADWAY AT GLENWOOD ONE TON PIG WWW.WORTHOTEL.COM Plant imitator Joe Retta, who claims that Plant himself said he was the “best guy he’d ever heard do his stuff.” The band has been together since 1989, performing mostly in Southern California, but also national tours and trips to Canada and India. The band will take stage at the TGR After Party at 10 p.m. on Saturday at the Mangy Moose. TGR’s newest 16mm and HD ski and snowboard film Re:Session will premiere at 5:30 p.m. and 8 p.m. at Walk Festival Hall in Teton Village. $13; $25 for the after party, available at TetonGravity.com, Tobacco Row, 733-4385 and Jackson Treehouse, 739-TREE. – AD ■ Chas Collins, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. ■ Jazz Night, 7 p.m., in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch. With Leroy Plock on piano, Mike Rossi on bass, Mike Calabrese on drums. Free. 733-8833. ■ Gary Small and The Coyote Brothers, 8 to 11:30 p.m., at the Silver Dollar Bar. Rock, blues. Free.733-2190. ■ Split, 9 p.m., at the Virginian Saloon. Rock, countryWestern. Free.739-9891. ■ Funky Fridays, 10 p.m., Jackson’s Hole Bar & Grill, DJ L.P. Chilen spins the best in Club Music. 303-653-6928 ART ■ Amy Larkin Artist Reception , 6-9 p.m. at Shade’s Cafe. FALL ARTS FESTIVAL ■ Jackson Hole Art Auction Preview, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m., Center for the Arts. 866-549-9278. ■ 22nd Annual Western Visions Miniatures and More Show & Sale, 5: 30 to 9:30 p.m., Packages $100 to $500. 732-5412. WesternVisions.org. ■ Legacy of Nature Group Show, 1 to 4 p.m., Legacy Gallery. 733-2353, www.legacygallery.com. ★ Lettice and Lovage, 8 p.m., Off Square Theater’s BLACK BOX Studio Series, Center Theater. $25 Adult, $20 Senior/Student and $15 Children. 733-4900. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ★Meditation as Cultivating New Ways of Being with Matthew Ricard, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Friday and Saturday, at Shooting Star in Teton Village. $400. centerofwonder.org. HOLIDAYS ■ JH Jewish Community Erev Rosh Hashanah, 5:30 p.m., St. John’s Episcopal Church, 170 N Glenwood Jackson No tickets required, reservations helpful. 734-1999. Saturday 9.19 MUSIC ■ Pianist Pam Drews Phillips, 7 p.m., in the Granary at Spring Creek Ranch. Free. 733-8833. ■ Phil Round, 6:30 p.m., Amangani Hotel. Solo acoustic. Free. 733-9641. ■ Chas Collins, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD.7332207. ■ Gary Small and The Coyote Brothers, 8 p.m., at the Silver Dollar Bar. Rock, blues. Free. 733-2190. ■Split, 9 p.m., at the Virginian Saloon. Rock, country-Western. Free. 739-9891. ART ■ Wilson Summer Arts and Crafts Fair, 9 a.m. at the Fish Creek Center, Wilson. 7337440. FALL ARTS FESTIVAL See CALENDAR page 18 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 17 ■ 14th Annual Jackson Hole QuickDraw Art Sale & Auction, 9 a.m., Town Square. ■ 3rd Annual Jackson Hole Fall Real Estate Auction, noon, at The Wort Hotel. www.jacksonholeauctions.com. ■ Greg Beecham Showcase, noon, Astoria Fine Art, 7334016, astoriafineart.com. ■ Jackson Hole Art Auction, 1 p.m., Center for the Arts. 866-549-9278, www.jacksonholeartauction.com. ■ Artist meet & greet, 1 to 3 p.m., Altamira Fine Art. 7394700, www.altamiraart.com. ■ Annual Wildlife and Wildlands Show, 2 to 8 p.m., Wilcox Gallery. 733-6450, www.wilcoxgallery.com. ■ Trailside Galleries Fall Gold Show, 3 to 6 p.m., mostly Western artists. 7333186, trailsidegalleries.com. ■ The Art of Conservation: 30 Artists, 30 Years, 5:30 p.m., The Jackson Hole Conservation Alliance’s gala celebration with live and silent auctions, and the premiere of the Alliance’s 30th Anniversary film by Charlie Craighead. $60. 733-9417. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ★ Meditation as Cultivating New Ways of Being with Matthew Ricard, 9 a.m., Friday and Saturday, at Shooting Star. $400. centerofwonder.org. BEER ★3rd annual Oktoberfest, 4 to 8 p.m., Grand Teton Brewing Company in Victor. Music by Old Tyme String Band. 208201-5356. FILM ★TGR’s Re:Session World Premiere Benefit, 5:30 and 8 p.m., Walk Festival Hall. World Premiere of Teton Gravity Research’s newest 16mm and HD ski & snowboard film Re:Session. TGR after party at the Mangy Moose with Led Zepplica. $13, $25 Tetongravity.com. COMMUNITY ■ Volunteer with Habitat for Humanity, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 734-0828. ■ JH Farmers Market, 7 a.m., Jackson Town Square. www.jacksonholefarmersmarket.org. HOLIDAYS ■ JH Jewish Community Rosh Hashanah, 9 a.m., St. John’s Episcopal Church, 170 N Glenwood. Rosh Hashanah Services with Rabbi Stuart Geller and Chazzan Judd Grossman. Children’s Service, 10 a.m. Shacharit, morning service. Potluck lunch to follow. Taschlich on Flat Creek to follow potluck. 734-1999 or [email protected]. Sunday 9.20 MUSIC ■ Stage Coach Band, 6 p.m., at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Old-time country, folk, Western. Free. 733-4407. See CALENDAR page 19 18 September 16 - 22, 2009 COURTESY CENTER OF WONDER CALENDAR Buddhist monk Mathieu Ricard will teach you the path to happiness. Elation and contemplation By Henry Sweets Not happy? Happy, but want more? A Buddhist monk coming to Jackson this week might be able to help you. Mathieu Ricard is a campaigner for happiness, who also does scientific research to prove it’s benefits. At a lecture at the Center for the Arts Tuesday, Ricard will talk about how meditation and compassion can lead people to achieve a level of happiness they thought were impossible. But Sunday at the Murie Center he’ll take people out into the fall colors to put those theories into practice. Ricard, dubbed the happiest man alive, is a Buddhist monk based in Nepal who also serves as the French translator Altamira Fine Art Gallery 172 Center St. 739-4700 Artspace Gallery/Art Association 240 S. Glenwood, 733-6379 A Horse of a Different Color 60 E. Broadway, 734-9603 A Touch of Class 10 W. Broadway, 733-3168 Astoria Fine Art 35 E. Deloney, 733-4016 Buffalo Trail Gallery 98 Center Street 734-6904 Brookover Gallery 125 N. Cache Street, 732-3988 Caswell Gallery/Sculpture Garden 145 E. Broadway, 734-2660 Cayuse Western Americana 255 N. Glenwood, 739-1940 Center Street Gallery 30 Center Street, 733-1115 Ciao Gallery 766 S. Glenwood., 733-7833 for the Dalai Lama. At the Murie Center on Sunday, he will lead a nature walk through the Murie Center in Grand Teton Natioinal Park. “We will be doing a walk in nature and then a discussion and teaching around the fire Ricard is a campaigner for happiness, who also does scientific research to prove its benefits. ring at the Murie Center,” Center for Wonder’s executive director Carrie Geraci said. “The theme of the talk is how we can use that state of outer beauty that we see in nature to inspire a state of inner beauty within ourselves ART GALLERIES Diehl Gallery 155 W. Broadway, 733-0905 DiTomasso Galleries 172 Center Street, 734-9677 Fay Gallery Teton Village Road, 739-1006 Fighting Bear Antiques 375 S. Cache, 733-2669 Full Circle Gallery 335 N. Glenwood, 733-0070 Galleries West Fine Art 70 S. Glenwood, 733-4412 Gros Ventre Gallery Heriz Rug Co. 120 W. Pearl, 733-3388 Horizon Fine Art l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily by really looking at cultivating our feelings of empathy and respect for the environment,” The event is open to children nine years of age and older. Teachers will be on hand with other activities for the kids if their attention span proves too short for the three hour, contemplative event. After pursuing a PhD in molecular genetics at the Pasteur institute, Ricard devoted his live to Buddhism. He still does scientific research to back up his spiritual work; proving that meditation can reduce blood pressure, for instance. Geraci said he is a charismatic and articulate teacher who can put Buddhist teachings into a widely palatable form. “He’s such an amazibng teacher because of his West- 165 N. Center, 739-1540 Images of Nature 170 N. Cache, 733-9752 Images West 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs, 208-354-3545 Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery Town Square, 733-7548 Jeff Grainger Workshop 335 N. Glenwood, 734-0029 JH Muse Gallery 62 S. Glenwood, 733-0555 Legacy Gallery Town Square, 733-2353 Lyndsay McCandless Contemporary 130 S. Jackson Street, 734-0649 Mountain Trails Gallery 155 Center Street, 734-8150 National Museum of Wildlife Art 3 miles north of Jackson, 733-5771 Oswald Gallery 165 N. Center Street, 734-8100 RARE Fine Art Gallery 485 W. Broadway, 733-8726 ern education, so whether you’ve been a Buddhist practitioner for half of your life, just got into it or never tried to meditate and haven’t been introduced to Buddhism he’s so artistic and knowledgeable that this will be a mind opening experience for everyone,” Geraci said. “His main teaching is how we can find more happiness, happiness in our lives, and who doesn’t want that,” she added. Ricard will also host a twoday meditation retreat, which is already full. JHW “Contemplation in Nature” is 3 p.m., Sunday at the Murie Center in GTNP. Free. Ricard’s lecture is 7 p.m., Sept. 22 at the Center for the Arts, $20 suggested donation. Robert Dean Collection 180 W. Broadway, 733-9290 Rivertime Designs 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs, 208-351-2045 Schmidt’s Custom Framing 890 S. Highway 89, 733-2306 Shadow Mountain Gallery 10 W. Broadway, 733-3162 Trailside Galleries Town Square, 733-3186 Trio Fine Art 545 N. Cache, 734-4444 West Lives On 74 Glenwood, 734-2888 Wilcox Gallery North of town on Cache, 733-6450 Wild by Nature Photography 95 W. Deloney, 733-8877 Wild Exposures Gallery 60 E. Broadway, 739-1777 Wild Hands 70 S. Glenwood, 265 W. Pearl 733-4619 CALENDAR By Matthew Irwin A common complaint out of Hollywood or Broadway adaptations of true events is that producers forego reality for entertainment. They say, “This is what might have happened.” Case in point: Jackson Hole to the Max, which claims that Teton Jackson, the criminal, gave the valley its name, and not the widely accepted namesake, Davey Jackson, the trapper. Musical theater writers Scott Brown and Anthony King took this familiar “device” to extremes in a two-man farce about selling a “book” to producers, now being performed in the front room of Jackson Hole Playhouse. Before I go any further, I’ll say that it works. I laughed my ass off. My only regret is that I didn’t bring a bottle of wine or a six-pack to share with my lady. (The Playhouse does not carry alcohol, but will gladly serve yours to you if you bring it.) Gutenberg! The Musical! takes the form of a script reading, in which writers or directors try to convince producers to put their money behind the show by performing it without costumes, sets or, for the most part, actors. They have themselves and a piano player (JHW’s Danny Haworth). Only, the book has 30 characters, so Bud (Jeffrey Whitlock) and Doug (David Holmes), composer and writer, respectively, wrote the name of each character on a ball cap, which they variously stack and alternate on their own heads, so the audience won’t get confused about which character they are playing. Bud and Doug patronize the audience by explaining the structure of a musical as they move through it – why, for instance, they might include an uplifting song that has nothing to do with the story, or how to end the first act with a number that recaps all that’s happened and sets up the resolutions in the second act. The story: Johann Guten- ANDREW WYATT The hilarity of unreality Jeffrey Whitlock and David Holmes perform the comic show Gutenberg! The Musical! berg invents the printing press, which is destined to teach people to read, but evil Monk does not want anyone to read, because he makes up scripture according to what suits him. Monk tricks Helvetica (“also a font”) into destroying the printing press, which didn’t happen in history, “but could have,” Bud and Doug say. The rest of the “cast” is made up of crazy townpeople and side characters, such as Drunk 1 and Drunk 2, as well as AntiSemite and Little Monk – even Rat 1 and Rat 2. When Gutenberg fails to deliver his printing press, the townspeople kill him, which also didn’t happen, “but might have.” JHW Gutenberg: The Musical plays, 7 p.m., Thursday, Sunday and September 27 at Jackson Hole Playhouse. $20; $40 for dinner (6 p.m.) and show. 733-6994; jhplayhouse.com BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Iocated in beautiful Pinedale, WY. Center for the Arts presents september 20 SUNDAY TICKETS $25 all seats •••• 7:00 p.m. The Simpson Brothers Former U.S. Senator Alan Simpson and his big brother, Pete, don't just know their Wyoming history: They are a part of it. The sons of Sen. Milward Simpson – who also had a seat in the U.S. Senate and was Governor of Wyoming 1955-59 – have served their state in a wide variety of political, educational and cultural roles, and are two of the funniest men in the state. Health Food Store, the location is perfect for someone to come in and take over. •••• Includes inventory of food, refrigeration displays, counters, etc. •••• Off Square Theatre Company Anne & Pete Sibley Through Sept. 19, 8:00 p.m. nightly: "Lettice & Lovage" – Off Square Theatre Company's Studio Series concludes with Peter Shaffer's archly British comedy about architecture, preservation and a little domestic terrorism. In the Black Box Studio Theater. $25/$20/$15. Come take a look at a business that just keeps growing. •••• The Center of Wonder Tuesday, Sept. 22, 7:00 p.m.: Matthieu Ricard – The Center of Wonder welcomes the French translator of the Dalai Lama back to the Center Theater to speak about "Compassion in Action." Free, though donations will support the building of clinics and schools in Nepal. (307) 734-0570. Jackson Hole Music Experience Priced to sell at 100K. Please call to inquire at 307-367-3833 talent features Seadar Rose playing her rootsy Americana. Also on tap are Celtic, blues, folk and jazz from some of the area's finest. $15 in advance, $18 at the door, $10 for students, FREE for JHME members. Saturday, Sept. 26, 6:00 p.m.: Teton Boulder Project – Local and international climbing pros Jack Tackle, Conrad Anker and Steve House speak and show slides in the Center Theater to help raise funds for a proposed bouldering park in Phil Baux Park. $20 general admission. tickets Center Box Office 265 S. Cache Street all programs, by phone 307.733.4900 artists and dates online www.jhcenterforthearts.org subject to change B u s i n e s s L e a de r s Leading into the Future. It’s smart. It’s easy. Jackson Hole, Wyoming Monday 9.21 MUSIC ■ Jackson Hole Hootenanny, 6 p.m., at Dornan’s. Musicians may sign-up beginning around 5:30. Free. 7332415. ■ Pete Ford, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. Tuesday 9.22 MUSIC ■ Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m., at Rock Rabbit in Pinedale. rockrabbit.com or 307-367-2485. Free. ■ One Ton Pig, 7:30 p.m., at the Silver Dollar Bar. Folkrock, country. Free. 733-2190. ■ Pete Ford, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. ART ■ Silversmithing, 6 p.m., Art Association Multi-Purpose Studio, in the Center for the Arts, 240 S. Glenwood. $20 dropin. Call to register: 733 [email protected]. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ★Compassion in Action, 7 p.m.,Center for the Arts, Loving-kindness and compassion are the most positive and fulfilling emotions to experience. Buddhist monk Mathieu Riccard talks. $20 suggested donation. centerofwonder.org. – Compiled by Henry Sweets and Aaron Davis Friday, Sept. 25, 7:30 p.m.: "Women of Jackson" – The seventh annual showcase of the valley's female musical Town of Jackson ■ Hellound Glory, 9 p.m., at the Knotty Pine. $8. FALL ARTS FESTIVAL ■ Art Brunch Gallery Walk, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., at Jackson’s 30-plus art galleries. ■ West Lives On Gallery Open House, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 734-2888, www.westliveson.com. THEATER ★The Simpson Brothers, 7 p.m., Center Theater. Former U.S. Senator Alan Simpson and his big brother, Pete share their love of the West with stories about growing up in early JH. $25. 733-4900 HOLIDAYS ■ Chabad of WY Rosh Hashanah, 9:30 a.m., Snow King Resort, Morning Services, 9:30 am; Shofar Sounding, 11:30 a.m.; Tashlich Service, 2 p.m.; Evening Service, 7 p.m. Rabbi Zalman Mendelsohn, Executive Director of the Chabad Jewish Center will be leading services. 462-0847. Blue Planet Foods M-Sat 9a-6p 307-367-3833 432 W. Pine Street Pinedale, WY TO HAVE YOUR EVENT INCLUDED IN THIS CALENDAR AND ONLINE. PLEASE UPLOAD YOUR INFO AT WWW.PLANETJH.COM, EMAIL TO [email protected] OR CALL THE PLANET OFFICE AT 307.732.0299 See CALENDAR page 20 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 19 Sign up in the Dining Guide for at least 6 months & get your ad for only $20/wk (1/20 sized ad only) $20 • Free listing in print and online Dining Guide Special • Free classified in print and online Call 732-0299 for more information Serving fresh, award-winning beer & tasty new menu items. $7 lunch Japanese, Spanish & Latin influences Open for Dinner Happy Hour 4-6pm 7 nights a week at 5:30pm Our deck is now open Open daily 11:30am - Midnight 265 S. Millward 307-739-2337 307-734-1633 155 N. Glenwood www.snakeriverbrewing.com www.jhweekly.com LUNCH Daily at 11:30am DINNER Nightly at 5:30pm Billy’s Open Daily at 11:30am Happy Hour 5-7pm nightly: 2 for 1 Drinks in the bar you like to eat a lot, Nora’s is the place to hang out in Wilson, just 6 miles northwest of Jackson on Hwy 22. If you visit us often, you’ll start to recognize our regulars, who discuss world issues or gossip over coffee. Breakfast is especially good, pancakes and huevos rancheros barely fit on our huge plates. Dinner is served nightly from 5:30 p.m. Wilson. 733.8288 Asian & Sushi BLU KITCHEN We offer the freshest ingredients, an open kitchen and a beautiful outdoor deck. Our small plates include caramelized eggplant with fresh mozzarella, and grilled asparagus with olive bread crumbs. Our appetizers include luxury shrimp and pan seared red deer with cherries and shiitakes. Our large plates include a kobe beef strip loin, air chilled chicken breast with truffled mac n cheese and our giant pastrami burger. Full bar, sakes and tequilas. Open nightly at 5:30pm. 155 N. Glenwood. Reservations at 7341633. Walk-ins welcome. Continental BON APPE THAI Lunch served from 11 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Dinner starting at 5 p.m. Closed for lunch on Sundays. Take-out and delivery available. Walk-ins welcome. Reservations. 245 Pearl, 734-0245. BURKE’S Sample our superior steaks, chops, and innovative fish, game and fowl dishes in this historic renovated building. Reservations, smoke-free. Nightly from 6-10 p.m. 72 S. Glenwood. 733-8575. KOSHU WINE BAR Koshu serves an ever-changing menu of contemporary pan-Asian cuisine, delicious cocktails and a variety of wines by the glass. The JH Wine Company is just outside our door. Wed. - Sat. at 5:30 p.m. DJ on Thursday nights. 733-5283. NIKAI Jackson Hole’s favorite sushi bar offers the finest delicacies from both land and sea. Featuring innovative sushi & sashimi as well as a creative asian inspired grill menu. Full service bar specializes in tropical cocktails and offers unique fine sake and wine lists. 225 N. Cache. Reservations are recommended, 734-6490. THAI ME UP Authentic Thai dishes including coconut chicken lemongrass soup, drunken noodle and coconut milk curries. Full bar and children’s menu. Serving Lunch Tuesday-Friday, 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.; Dinner, 5:30 p.m. close, Tuesday-Saturday. Take-out available. 75 E. Pearl, parking behind restaurant. 733-0005. 43 NORTH Serving dinner seven nights a week at the base of Snow King. Happy hour begins at 5 p.m. Cozy pub atmosphere and great selection of whiskies. Live music four nights a week. 645 S. Cache, 733-0043. Q ROADHOUSE From the people that brought you Rendezvous Bistro, “Q,” on Teton Village Road, serves up a variety of Roadhouse fare. Menu items include; Blackened Catfish, Shrimp Jambalaya, Turkey Meatloaf, Steaks, BBQ Ribs, Pulled Pork & Beef Brisket. Extensive wine list and full bar available. Open Nightly 5:00 p.m. Happy Hours at the bar only are 5 - 6 p.m. and 8 - 9 p.m. Reservations 739-0700. THE BLUE LION A Jackson Hole favorite. Offering the finest in creative cuisine. Join us in the charming atmosphere of a refurbished older home. Ask a local about our rack of lamb. Also serving fresh fish, elk, poultry, steaks, and vegetarian entreés. Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. 20% off your entire bill between 5:30-6 p.m. Reservations recommended. 160 N. Millward, 733-3912. DORNAN’S PIZZA & PASTA CO. Gourmet pizzas, homemade soups, pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch while sitting along the Snake River enjoying the fabulous view of the Tetons. 12 miles north of Jackson in GTNP at Moose, Wyoming, 733-2415. NORA’S If you like to eat among locals, and if RENDEZVOUS BISTRO The Bistro offers something for everyone including salads, sandwiches & daily plate specials. Our Raw Bar features oysters on the half shell, tuna tartare and oyster shooters. Appetizers include mussels, gnocchi, grilled octopus, steak tartare and more. The entree selection ranges from traditional bistro Fish & Chips, Meatloaf, Veal Marsala & Coq au Vin to many other selections including fresh seasonal seafood, pasta & steaks. Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. Reservations are recommended. Located at 380 S. Hwy 89/Broadway. 739-1100. SNAKE RIVER BREWERY & RESTAURANT America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and dinner. Enjoy the atmosphere while enjoying wood-fired pizzas, pastas, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads and desserts. $7 lunch menu from On the Town Square • 733-3279 OPEN FOR DINNER From 5:30 p.m. every evening SERVING LUNCH 11:30 p.m. til 2:00 p.m. Weekdays The place to hang out in Wilson 307-733-8288 Authentic THAI Cuisine Daily SERVING BREAKFAST 6:30 til 11:30 a.m.Weekdays 6:30 a.m. til 1:30 p.m.Weekends Mon - Sat 11:00am - 9:30pm Sun 5-9:30pm Try our Thai Lunch Express 11:00am - 2:30pm Take-Out Available Reservations Recommended, Walk-ins Welcome 307.734.0245 245 W. Pearl Ave. (across from the old Post Office) 20 September 16 - 22, 2009 ECO-FRIENDLY Bike Delivery 11am-2pm (please place order before 10:30am with larger than 5 sandwiches) 2 for 1 Pepper Popper Happy Hour 2-4:00pm Don’t know what a pepper popper is? Come in for a free sample. 50 WEST DELONEY • TOWN SQUARE • JACKSON • 307-734-9420 • (F) 307-734-9430 • BackcountryProvisions.com l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily 11:30am-3pm. Happy Hour deals from 4-6 now include our tasty hot wings. The freshest beer in the valley, right from the source! Free WIFI. Open 11:30am - midnight. 265 S. Millward. 739-2337 SNAKE RIVER GRILL Celebrating 15 years! Whether you stop by for a pizza and beer, or enjoy our celebrated menu of American and International fare and our huge wine list, you will be pleased by Jackson’s most beautiful restaurant and as stated in The Wine Spectator, the “best!” in town! Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. On the Town Square, 733-0557. SWEETWATER RESTAURANT Satisfying locals for lunch and dinner for nearly 30 years with deliciously affordable comfort food. Award winning wine list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. Dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. Corner of King & Pearl, 733-3553. TRIO Voted one of “Jackson Hole’s hottest restaurants” Food and Wine Feb. 2009. Trio is owned and operated by local chefs with a passion for good food. Our menu features contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine. Daily specials feature wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of wine at the bar in front of the wood-burning oven and watch the chefs perform in the open kitchen. Open for dinner nightly at 5:30 p.m. 45 S. Glenwood. For reservations call 734-8038. . Coffee House HARD DRIVE CAFE Internet Access: our computers or yours. Organic espressos. Soup, salad, panini, wraps, philly cheesesteak. Serving Snake River Roasting Company coffee. Open Sat - Thu 5:45 am - 3 pm, Fri 5:45 am - 10 pm. 1110 Maple Way, 733-5282. JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS Procuring, roasting and serving the finest coffee in the world, including organic, fair trade, bird-friendly, and so on! We roast on the premises and ship worldwide. When you come to our shop be sure to try a cup made from The Clover.Open M-F 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturdays 9 a.m. to ? 165 E. Broadway, 690-8065. Mexican beers. Open 7 days a week from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W. Broadway, 733-1207. PEARL STREET BAGELS Open daily 6:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. Two locations to serve you. In Jackson 145 W. Pearl, 739-1218. In Wilson on Ida Lane, 739-1261. THE MERRY PIGLETS Voted Best Salsa in Jackson! Jackson’s oldest and most rockin’ Mexican restaurant. Choose from over 10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex plates, including enchiladas, rellenos, mesquite-grilled fajitas, salads, burrito’s, wraps and fire-roasted chicken. Huge margs in 10 flavors plus our “Big Pig Marg,” a 32 oz original. One block north of the square,160 N. Cache, 733-2966. Italian Specialty CAFÉ PONZA Italian Pizzeria and Cafe with gourmet pizza as well as large NY Slices. Jackson’s only late night eatery. Pizza, salads and home-made tiramisu & cannoli’s as well as Illy Espresso. Glasses of wine starting at $5. All day cash price special: Cheese Slice and 16oz Beer $5. Open every day 11:00 a.m. - 2:30 a.m. Pink Garter Plaza, 50 W. Broadway, Call 734-2720 for delivery or pick-up. Bread Basket/La Canasta Del Pan Now serving simple and delicious sandwiches made with fresh products. Pan Bana: a subtle and healthy vegetarian sandwich made with sliced tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil leaves and balsamic vinaigrette. As well as various combinations of warm ham and brie, turkey and gorgonzola, fresh mozzarella, slices mozzarella and swiss cheese. Made from the freshest bread available. So think of us at lunch time! Also various sweet breakfast options available. The bakery also offers an ever changing variety of French and Mexican baked goods: Mazipan, chocolate or plain croissants, Elephant ears, apple turnovers, coconut macaroons, chocolate soufflé, various cheese custard filled pastries. Stop by the Bread Basket and smell the enticing aroma of international baked goods. OSTERIA From the folks who brought us the Bistro, Q, and Bistro Catering. Highlights include Osteria’s 12-seat wine bar, eight seat salumi bar, house made pastas, wood-oven fired pizzas, and paninis. The sausage stuffed olives, fresh fish and veal chop won’t disappoint. Come experience Osteria’s outdoor seating and extensive wine list. Walk ins welcome, reservations recommended 307-7394100. Dinner nightly 5:30-10. Lunch daily 12-2:30 Mexican EL ABUELITO Authentic Mexican Cuisine. Home of the original Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full bar with a large selection of IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE INCLUDED IN OUR RESTAURANT GUIDE, IN PRINT AND ONLINE, CALL 732-0299. Open nightly 6-10 p.m. Chef Michael Burke, Proprietor 733-8575 72 S. Glenwood “Food for all is a necessity. Food should not be a merchandise, to be bought and sold as jewels are bought and sold by those who have the money to buy. Food is a human necessity, like water and air, it should be available.” – Pearl Buck (1892-1973) American Nobel Prize winning author. Now serving breakfast and lunch 8:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. 307-733-0365 365 W. Broadway EARLY BIRD SPECIAL “...Voted one of Jackson Hole’s hottest restaurants” Food and Wine February 2008. Trio is located right off the town square in downtown Jackson, and is owned and operated by local chefs with a passion for good f o o d . O u r m e n u f e a t u re s contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine. Daily specials feature wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of wine at the bar in front of the wood-burning oven and watch the chefs perform in the open kitchen. 20% OFF ENTIRE BILL Good between 5:30-6:00pm Dinner starts at 5:30pm 733-3912 160 N. Millward Please present coupon to server when ordering. • Reservations Recommended • 18% gratuity may be added to your bill prior to discount. Open for Dinner nightly at 5:30pm Located off the town square at 45 S. Glenwood Available for private events & catering For reservations call 734-8038 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 21 Bring in this coupon and receive 20% OFF ENTIRE PURCHASE 90 E. Broadway • Jackson, WY SE Corner of the Town Square $20 Dining Guide Special CHRIS BEZAMAT 739-1880 (Coupon applicable with cash purchase only) Sign up in the Dining Guide for at least 6 months & get your ad for only $20/wk (1/20 sized ad only) • Free listing in print and online • Free classified in print and online Call 732-0299 for more information Not your classic burger joint - Blu’s dining room. A memorable burger JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS COFFEE HOUSE Authentic Mexican dishes made from scratch By Ben Cannon Recently, after fishing another Sunday New York Times out of a recycling bin, I thought about the terrific burger I had a few nights earlier. Actually, after I retrieved The Times, I mainly thought about how stoked I was to score the entire paper, including the NYT Magazine and this month’s NYT Style Magazine. The fact that it was sitting on top of the pile and free of spills made the find all the sweeter. But afterward, when I got home and sat down to write, that’s when I remembered that delicious burger. You see, sometimes even the most visionary Jackson Hole restaurateurs have to add Hot chips made fresh all day long Ten homemade salsas and sauces Our margaritas will make you happy, but our service will make you smile! by the cup or by the pound the Home of RG” IG MA re “BIG Pof ea pl su VOTED “Best Salsa” in BEST OF JACKSON HOLE 2009 32oz North of the Town Square in Downtown Jackson (307) 733-2966 LARGE SELECTION OF MEXICAN BEERS pastries • sandwiches • wireless access 145 E. Broadway 699-3984 385 W. Broadway, Jackson Authentic Mexican Cuisine (307) 733-1207 OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 11am to 10pm OPEN NIGHTLY at 6:00pm ABUELITO’S SPECIAL Jumbo prawns cooked with mushrooms, sautéed in our original sour cream sauce Breakfast available 7:00-11:00am 307-733-0557 On the Town Square Call and ask Frank about FREE delivery to your door. 1325 S. Hwy 89 • 733-0201 22 September 16 - 22, 2009 LUNCHEON COMBINATION Monday-Friday 11am-3pm DINNER SPECIALS SOPA SIETA MARES Delicious soup made with fresh fish, shrimp, octopus, crab legs, clams & scallops Lunch specials starting June 1 Mon-Fri 11:30am-2:30pm Having a party? Try our Mr. Q FULL CATERING MENU featuring hot & cold specialties HOME OF THE ORIGINAL JUMBO MARGARITA FULL BAR FRESH ROASTED ORGANIC COFFEE RESTAURANT THAI FOOD. HEALTHY. spicy sweet tangy salty l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily Dinner 7 days a week starting at 5:30pm 307-733-0005 75 E. Pearl at the Ranch Inn Hotel FILE PHOTO something simple and relatively inexpensive to the menu in order to get a few more bodies through the door. In many cases, that food is a burger. So when you have an excellent chef using top ingredients, the end result can be a gourmet cousin to a classic burger from Billy’s (which, in my opinion, will never become an outdated eating experience). Enter Jarrett Schwartz, the man behind Blu Kitchen, which specializes in sushi and eclectic small plates. Months ago, during a seasonal menu rewrite, Schwartz came up with a cheeseburger made from Kobe beef. While I have been to Blu for dinner a handful of times over the summer, on each occasion it was with a small group and we ordered tapas-style, sharing a number of small plates around the table. Following Friday’s Palates and Palletes Art Walk, which I historically arrive at too late to each year, missing out on all the free food, a friend and I were looking for something hearty that wouldn’t lighten our wallets too much. A quick brainstorm of food available downtown produced the $14 burger at Blu. Burger king Jarrett Schwartz As a couple of dudes looking to keep it simple, we sat at the bar across from Schwartz, who momentarily paused from preparing plates of delicate sashimi in order to slap a couple of Kobe beef and chorizo patties on the grill. I can’t think of another place where you could order a burger from a guy expertly slicing raw fish, but there you have it. So we get these large burgers topped with melted Dubliner – an aged white, slightly sweet cheese– and also smoked pastrami and caramelized onions on a ciabatta bun. What a great burger. The pastrami was not at all overpowering but played a small part in the delicious and hearty symphony that was this creation. Served with a generous portion of Blu’s famous truffled french fries, an order could almost be enough food for two people with smaller appetites. In fact, neither my dinner companion nor I finished ours, and he had them boxed up for some Teton adventure the next day. Schwartz said he is planning to unveil a different burger to warm belly and soul in the upcoming months. But that’s the least of what’s keeping him occupied. You’ll learn more about that later. Meanwhile, consider trying a burger from Blu Kitchen. JHW Blu Kitchen is located at 155 N. Glenwood. A burger is around $14. 734-1633. ONLY Get a Double Cheeseburger, Medium Fries and a Medium Soft Drink for only $3.99 + tax during the month of September. 3 $ 99 +tax 1110 W. 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Gentry & Victor Fleming • August 16, 2009 VISIT: www.ProjectsForSSE.weebly.com for CURRENT SPECIALS ACROSS 1 Deferred payment at bar 8 Flies over Africa? 15 Alternatives to Twinkies 20 “Cool!” 21 Upgrades the factory 22 Pocatello’s state 23 Dramatic device about which Hamlet says “The play’s the thing ...” 25 Work of fiction 26 Type sizes 27 Made, as a basket 28 Soak (up) 29 Star responsible for eclipsing Venus? 30 North Carolina university 31 Pick 33 Pandora’s boxful 35 Missile’s path 36 Site of an impromptu nap 37 Kindness simile 40 “... so long __ both shall live?” 41 Extends across 42 Line of bushes 43 Regal initials 44 Ed who wrote “87th Precinct” novels 47 Loving: Prefix 49 Territory that became two states 52 Highest class 53 Rare key in which a sec- 26 September 16 - 22, 2009 WANTED I’m looking for an intermediate student quality (or better) full size violin. Call 690-4935. l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily tion of Chopin’s “PolonaiseFantaisie” is written 57 Grammar school basics, briefly 58 Kelly’s co-host 59 H-bomb trial, e.g. 60 Back of the neck 61 Lunar Asian holiday 62 Broadway auntie 63 Concerning 64 Enjoy a hot tub 66 Big name in nonstick cookware 67 It starts with enero 68 Sch. near the Rio Grande 69 Peru’s __ Picchu 70 Unrefined oil 71 Suffix with real 72 World Series of Poker Main Event game 75 Gets licked 76 Put down 78 Prefix meaning “spiral” 79 Fizzles (out) 80 Sign of burnout hidden in eight puzzle answers 81 “__ fired!” 83 Vaughan of jazz 85 Siberian metropolis 87 California’s first lady 90 Letters before a trade name 93 “Well, __-di-dah” 94 “The Mod Squad” role 95 Ready to be driven 44 Disney’s Ariel, e.g. 45 Make pure 46 2000 Martin Lawrence/Nia Long comedy 47 Fen-__: withdrawn dietdrug combo 48 Dost possess 49 Jerk 50 Staying afloat in place 51 Lacking guile 53 Building addition 54 First instruction 55 Words before black or red 56 Book after Micah 63 “... two fives for __?” 64 Island east of Java 65 Elec. letters 66 Marriage promise 68 Bonneville Flats state 69 Harass 70 Fair, in forecasts 73 Feng __ 74 Wife of Zeus 77 Alas. native 79 Scrub up, say 81 PBS chef Martin 82 Fruit tree grouping 83 Libya’s Gulf of __ 84 Torn off forcibly 85 Veteran 86 Submit with a stamp “Fatha” 96 “Buenos __” 87 Hr. part 97 Dangerous compound in 16 Febreze target 17 Easily become angered 88 Queen of Troy Agent Orange 89 Gymnast Mary Lou of 99 General Arnold of WWII 18 Short story writer known Olympics fame for irony 102PC key below Shift 90 Lake fisherman’s boat 19 Comforting words 103Frenzied 91 Receiver of property, law 24 Green targets 104Vertical 92 Climb 105Open one’s law office, 29 Conniving 94 Book, in Bologna 31 Ballet bird say 32 Rock concert memento 96 Beatrice’s admirer 108Chorus platform 98 Mutant superhero group 109Instrument shaker at the 34 1862 Bull Run victor of comics 37 Undercover agents end of a minstrel troupe 100Kitty starter 38 Lend a hand 110Made of clay 39 Blue Moon of ’60s-’70s 101Annual major golf tour111Bridge bid, briefly naments played in August, 112Black Sea port dweller baseball familiarly 40 Subject of Indiana 113Unemotional 103Bog-like Jones’s quest 105Med. care group 41 “Gymnopédies” comDOWN 106Mantric sounds 1 Spoke like Don Corleone poser 43 Fabled napper 107Guffaw syllable 2 Not long, timewise 3 Recent rightist 4 Nile dam site 5 Hauls to the shop 6 “Who __ to argue?” 7 ___ a rock and a hard place 8 Hot-dish holder 9 Iroquois Confederacy member 10 In-flight approx. 11 Throw easily 12 Trendy London area 13 Marrying on the sly 14 Cincinnati-to-Nashville 15 Jazzman known as ROB BREZSNEY’S FREEWILL ASTROLOGY WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 2, 2009 www. jhweekly.com ARIES (March 21-April 19): To the thug who stole my Chevy Malibu from its parking place while I was recording an album in San Francisco back in 1991: I forgive you. To the lovely and talented Artemisia, who couldn’t bring herself to fall in love with me as we partied at the Burning Man festival back in 2001: I forgive you. To any Aries readers who hate it when I refer to my personal life in their horoscopes, and would much rather I confine myself to talking about them: I forgive you, and recommend that you engage in a thorough version of the cleansing I just illustrated. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The old saying “You can’t have your cake and eat it too” suggests that maybe it’s not a good idea to go out on dates with a variety of lovers while you’re engaged to be married. Nostradamus scholar John Hogue has taken the spirit of this idea and created a variation that I think applies to you right now, Taurus. “You can’t have your past and your future, too,” he says. In other words, you cannot fully embrace the exciting and daunting possibilities that loom ahead of you if you also insist on immersing yourself in the pleasures of the past. You can either have the old ways or the new ways, but not both. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): According to my astrological analysis, you currently have a certain resemblance to a vacuum cleaner or a hungry baby. Every time I’ve turned my meditations to the Gemini tribe, I’ve been hearing a psychic version of a giant sucking sound. What does it all mean? I sense that you’re especially voracious right now, almost insatiable — as if you’re inclined to engorge and absorb any old thing that you happen to find in front of you. Are my speculations true? If so, I hope that all the things you’re finding in front of you are healthy for you. But just in case some of them are not: Would you consider exercising some discrimination about what you allow to enter into the sacred temple of your body and mind? CANCER (June 21-July 22): These days, your gods can kick the butts of everyone else’s gods. Likewise, your lawyers and agents and sidekicks can most likely outwit, outdo, and out-wrestle everyone else’s. But it’s crucial to note that if you try to work alone, you will not be able to kick other people’s butts, let alone the butts of their gods, lawyers, agents, and sidekicks. The skills of your allies will be indispensable. The way I see it, your test in the coming days will be to overcome any tendency you might have to indulge in pathological levels of self-sufficiency as you cultivate a greater capacity to ask for and receive help. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “We’re all mutants,” read the headline of a report on the genetic research. It turns out that you have between 100 and 200 mutations in your DNA. To gather the evidence for this revelation, scientists had to sort through huge amounts of data. A Chinese scientist who was a member of the research team said that “finding this tiny number of mutations was more difficult than finding an ant’s egg in an emperor’s rice store.” You will soon have a comparable experience, Leo: From an overwhelming array of choices, you’ll locate the rare catalysts you need. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There’s a device on the market that claims to age wine very quickly. The makers of “Clef du Vin” say that by using their simple technology, you can “accelerate the aromatic development of the wine’s flavor and soften its structure.” So dramatic is the supposed effect that “one second of the device in the wine is equal to one year’s age.” I believe that you now have the metaphorical equiva- lent of this marvel, Virgo. This temporary talent won’t work on wine, but it could perform wonders with other processes that would benefit from having their evolution expedited. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “The soft-minded person always fears change,” said one of my favorite transformers, Martin Luther King Jr. “For him, the greatest pain is the pain of a new idea.” The corollary to King’s pronouncement is that changes are less likely to be painful if you’re not afraid of them. According to my astrological analysis, Libra, none of that stuff will be an issue for you in the coming weeks. As you slip into a phase of riotous growth, I expect you will have abundant access to previously dormant reserves of courage and tough-mindedness. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Studies show that many people believe their attendance at a sports event impacts the outcome of the game. They are obviously suffering from a ridiculous delusion, right? They’re enthralled by the kind of magical thinking that our primitive ancestors engaged in, right? Normally I’d say yes, but not right now, not for you Scorpios. For a limited time only, your presence at events where people congregate may exert an uncanny influence far beyond the power of logic to explain. Your opinions will carry more weight than usual, and your power to shape group dynamics will be at a peak. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If I’m reading the astrological omens correctly, you’re now ensconced in a smooth groove and not even close to being stuck in a cluttered rut. You’re making the right moves for the best reasons, and never trying to get ahead at the expense of others. During a grace period like this, I think you’d be wise to convene what I call a problem team. A problem team is a posse of smart allies whose task it is to dream up every possible glitch that could threaten to undermine your efforts in the coming weeks. They lead you through dry runs that test your reflexes and prime your resourcefulness, thereby making those glitches unlikely to occur. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): While I’m pretty much a genius when it comes to the meaning of Kurt Cobain’s lyrics, the art of cooking perfect scrambled eggs, and the secrets of being a good listener, I’m an absolute idiot about how a car engine works, how to make money on eBay, and how to craft a foreign policy that would deal effectively with Pakistan. What about you, Capricorn? What are dumb about? This is an excellent time to cure your ignorance about any subject you should know about for the future. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The following projects would be excellent ways for you to spend your time: 1. Attend a fantasy camp where you learn rodeo tricks. 2. Teach a worthy candidate the intricacies of licking your nuzzle spots. 3. Scratch an itch that has been subliminally bugging you 4. Solicit lively information from a devil’s advocate, a sexy mother, and a world traveler. (You need exposure to people whose perspectives will pry open a couple of the closed areas of your mind). PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your quest has come to a fork. Down one path lies a tumultuous obsession — a compulsive, tormented hunt like Captain Ahab’s pursuit of Moby Dick. In the other direction, a graceful chase beckons, more in the manner of Sir Galahad’s pure-hearted search for the Holy Grail. Choose one fork and your quarry will be beastly, impossible, and frustrating. If you choose the other fork, your quarry will be magical and transformative. [email protected] © 2008 Rob Brezney www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l September 16 - 22, 2009 27 Art Hazen Real Estate LLC “We are Wyoming” Locally Owned Go to www.realestatescoreboard.com to sign up & receive the Real Estate Scoreboard© by e-mail. REAL ESTATE SCOREBOARD© JACKSON HOLE WEEK OF 9.06.09 TO 9.12.09 LL244 Great lot in a great neighborhood! Located on a quiet street in Brookside Hollow, this building is close to a neighborhood park and within Victor city limits. Protective CC&R’s insure Brookside Hollow’s continued desirability. $69,000 Contact: Kristin Vito LL270 LL246 Great 2009 Price! Located near the edge of Grand Property perfect for investment. Can be divided Teton National Park this 3.09 acre lot has beauty in all into four parcels. Right off HWY 89 for convenience. directions featuring the Grand Teton, Teton Mountain $300,000 Contact: Dena Luthi Range, Sleeping Indian, Death Canyon, Valley views, and more. Covenants for this property are very simple allowing for horses, critters, and fencing. Please contact Timothy Mayo for a map, brochure and showing. $700,000 Total # of sales Week’s top sale* 3 $780,000 Properties Currently Pending Properties Pending Last Week Residential Building Site* Multi-Family Farm & Ranch Commercial 67 63 Total # of Sales Average Sold Price 2 1 0 0 1 $602,500 $0 $0 $0 $210,000 Last 12 Months (09.12.08-09.11.09) LL285 Build your dream home in your own painting. This #1 fairway lot on the Aspen Hill Golf Course will awe you! Too much to describe, come see for yourself. $105,000 Contact: Jocelyn Driskill SF461 PRICE REDUCED Wilderness, wildlife and outdoor activities abound from this three bedroom cabin near the Buffalo River. A lease permits this on the Bridger-Teton National Forest, north of Jackson Hole, at the Gateway to Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks. $229,000 Contact: Jennifer Reichert Number of Sales Days on Market SF493 List Price Volume Sold Cozy 3 bedroom, 2 bath log-sided home sits on the Median List Price Sold 6th fairway of Aspen Hills Golf Course. Open vaulted ceiling and mature landscaping. Only 50 minutes Average List Price Sold from Jackson! $199,000 Contact: Zoe Hughes 173 183 $317,224,204 $895,000 $1,833,665 12 Months - Year Ago (09.12.07-09.11.08) Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 395 148 $668,280,985 $1,045,000 $1,691,850 Current Inventory SF498 This beautiful home includes a three car garage, open space, amazing mountain views, sound system, cathedral ceilings, jetted tub in the master suite, large trex deck and an easy Jackson commute. Amazing must see home!!!! $425,000 Contact: Dena Luthi TC183 Nicely furnished townhome + garage located at the base of Snow King Ski Resort. This townhome has a lock-off which offers a variety of rental options. This is the least expensive unit in the development and is an incredible value. Priced for a quick sale. $499,000 Contact: Kristin Vito SF503 The Blue Sky Cabin! An adorable cottage style home in downtown Driggs on a beautifully landscaped lot with a large deck, hot tub, flower gardens and a one car garage. Just ½ block from ski hill road with a proven vacation rental history. $229,000 Contact: Jennifer Reichert & Zach Smith SF513 South Park Home newly remodeled with the best finishes, thoughtful & intelligent design, antique beams, mature landscaping, Grand Teton & Teton Mountain Range views, oversized three vehicle garage, large well maintained barn with RV bay and door, 3.16 acre parcel, completely fenced for horses…and the rest you will need to see yourself. $1,990,000 Contact: Timothy C. Mayo TC193 This 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo features views of the Elk Refuge with 2 decks for outdoor enjoyment. Great in-town location, laminant floors throughout, new paint, immaculate condition, and an oversized garage! $395,000 Contact: Courtney Campbell CC100 A great opportunity for development. These 2 lots are zoned UC in the lodging overlay with two historic cabins. Still owned by the original Wort Family. The 1st cabin is 1,104 sq. ft. built in 1928 currently leased, the 2nd cabin is 372 sq. ft. built in 1930, and a 3rd building ... garage storage. List Price $3,999,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan Active Listings 970 Listing Inventory Dollars $2,383,616,298 Average List Price $2,457,336 Average Days on Market 234 *In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. **Some information for the Real Estate Scoreboard© is derived from the Teton MLS System and information submitted by Teton MLS Members; information is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. 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