Dawson`s Creek – Season 1

SEASON 1 Dawson’s Creek – 100 Dawson's room at night. Joey and Dawson lay face down on his bed watching
ET.
Joey: (imitating ET) I'll be right here...I love this movie. (pause) This won the
Oscar didn't it?
Dawson turns off the movie and switches it to the local news, which his mom coanchors for.
Dawson: Ghandi. Spielberg was robbed. This was before he outgrew his Peter
Pan syndrome.
Joey: (frowning) But Ghandi? I mean why give an Oscar to a movie you can't
even sit through?
Dawson: Thank you.
Joey watches the TV as she gets up to put on her shoes.
Joey: New do?
Dawson: Yeah. She likes big hair.
Joey: Must weigh a lot. How does she walk upright?
Dawson laughs then notices Joey putting on her shoes.
Dawson: Where are you going?
Joey: Home.
Dawson: Spend the night.
Joey: I can't.
Dawson: Come on you always spend the night.
Joey: Not tonight.
Dawson: Why not?
Joey: I just don't think it's a good idea for me to sleep over anymore, you
know?
Dawson sits up and puts the remote control on his desk.
2 Dawson: No, I don't know. C'mon, You've been sleeping over since you were
seven. It's Saturday night.
Joey: Things change Dawson. Evolve.
Dawson: What are you talking about?
Joey puts on her jean jacket.
Joey: Sleeping in the same bed was fine when we were kids, but we're fifteen
now.
Dawson: Yeah.
Joey: We start high school Monday?
Dawson: Yeah.
Joey taps her chest.
Joey: And I have breasts!
Dawson: (surprised) What?!
She points to Dawson.
Joey: And you have genitalia!
Dawson: I've always had genitalia.
Joey: But there's more of it.
Dawson is embarrassed but tries to play it off.
Dawson: How do you know?
Joey: Long fingers...I gotta go.
She moves toward the open window to leave. Dawson reaches out to her.
Dawson: Whoa Jo, don't hit and run. (Joey turns around) C'mon, explain
yourself.
Joey: I just think our emerging hormones are destined to alter our relationship
and I'm trying to limit the fallout.
Dawson gets up off the bed with his arms crossed, smiling.
Dawson: Your emerging hormones aren't developing a thang for me, are they?
Joey: A thing?
3 Touches her forehead sarcastically like she has to think about it.
Joey: No, I'm not getting a thing for you Dawson. I've known you too long. I've
seen you burp, barf, pick your nose, scratch your butt. I don't think I'm getting
a thing for you.
Dawson: So what's the problem?
Joey: We're changing and we have to adjust or else the male/female thing will
get in the way.
Dawson sits back down on the bed.
Dawson: What's with this When Harry met 80's crap. It doesn't apply to us, we
transcend it.
Joey: And how do we do that?
Dawson: (lying back) By going to sleep. I'm tired.
Joey: That's avoidance.
Dawson: No, it's proof. Proof that we can still remain friends, despite any
mounting sexual theoretics.
Joey: (pauses for a minute) I don't think it works that way Dawson.
Dawson: Come on, don't get female on me Joey. I don't want to have to start
calling you Josephine.
Joey: (smiling) Josephine this!
She leaps onto the bed and attacks him with punches. They tickle and punch
each other until Dawson has the upper hand.
Joey: (noticing Dawson's body slightly on top of hers) Okay, I give...I give.
Dawson: We're friends okay? (Joey nods, smiling) No matter how much body
hair we acquire? Deal?
Joey: Deal.
Dawson: (leaning back) All right...and we don't ever talk about this again, deal?
Joey smiles.
Joey: You got it.
Dawson: Okay, cool.
Joey: Cool.
4 Dawson and Joey each climb under the covers.
Dawson: Goodnight Joey.
Joey: (snuggling into pillow) Goodnight Dawson.
Joey shifts farther away from Dawson. Dawson looks over, noticing. He moves a
little to his side of the bed and glances over again, as she scoots closer to the
edge. Dawson pauses, staring up at the ceiling.
Dawson: Why'd you have to bring this up anyway?
Opening Credits. Paula Cole's "I Don't Want to Wait" plays.
Sail boats drift along a lake on a sunny day. Pan from boats to dock, where Joey
is sitting in a lawn chair. The camera moves closer as tense music plays.
Suddenly something rises from the lake and grabs her.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhh!!
The thing takes her and the lawn chair crashing into the water. Cut to Dawson
with his video camera on a hand-made moving crane.
Dawson: No! Cut, cut, cut. Pacey...three counts you gotta wait before you come
up, come on!
We realize it's Pacey cloaked in a sea creature costume. He tries to climb up on
the dock but Joey grabs him and pulls him back down.
Joey: (climbing up) God, Pacey!
Pacey takes off his sea creature mask and follows her up.
Pacey: What was that all about?
Dawson: (watching, and commenting the whole time) Joey...(pause) Pacey,
C'mon. You go before she's established on the dock, it's not scary.
Joey grabs a towel and wraps it around her neck.
Joey: You did it again, you grabbed my ass.
Pacey: (waving it off) Like you even have one.
Dawson: Guys, were way behind schedule, all right. We got two weeks, I'm not
going to make the festival.
Joey: I'm not playing the victim.
Dawson: Hello, some cooperation.
Pacey: Hey, it's Meryl Streep's fault okay, I'm doing my best.
5 Joey: (glaring at him) Bite me.
Dawson notices a yellow taxi pull up next door. A beautiful blond girl steps out
and looks around. Pacey glances over and sees the taxi also. Joey is to busy
glaring at Pacey to notice.
Pacey: Well, my mouth drops.
Pacey starts down the dock toward the girl. Dawson pauses, then follows. Joey
watches and trails behind them. Cut to the girl walking toward them.
Jen: Hi there.
Pacey: Hi, Pacey. Nice to meet you.
They shake hands.
Jen: Hi.
Dawson also shakes Jen's hand.
Dawson: Hi, I'm Da...
Jen: (interrupting) Your Dawson. Dawson, yeah I know. We've met before. I'm
Jen.
Dawson: Oh, the granddaughter from New York, okay.
Joey watches Dawson's face, irked.
Jen: That's right
Dawson: Wow, you look...different.
Joey: (turning away from Dawson) Puberty. (shaking Jen's hand) I'm Joey. I live
down the creek and we've never met...ever.
Dawson: So, Jen are you just visiting?
Jen: Oh yeah, my grandfather's aorta collapsed and they had to replace it with
this plastic tube, so my parents sent me to help for a while.
Dawson: So you'll be going to school here then?
Jen: Uh yeah, tenth grade.
Pacey: (smiling) Cool, us too.
Cut to Joey who fakes a smile then lets it fade.
Dawson: Yeah.
6 Jen: Oh good, um look my Grams is waiting. I should go. But it was really nice
to meet you guys and I'll see you in school.
Dawson: If not sooner.
Pacey watches and laughs.
Joey: (mimicking) If not sooner.
She turns and walks back down the dock.
Pacey: (elbowing Dawson) Nice.
Cut to Jen walking away. She glances back at them. Dawson watches her,
grinning.
Pacey and Dawson walk through Dawson's front yard. The sea creature costume
hangs to dry on a lawn chair.
Pacey: You think she's a virgin? Wanna nail her?
Dawson: (laughing) We just met!
They climb the porch steps.
Pacey: And a wasted moment it was. I mean greater men would be nailing right
now, you know what I mean?
Dawson: (opening front door) Tact, look it up.
They walk into the house to be confronted with the sound of glass breaking.
Worried, they walk quickly through the house and into the living room. They see
Dawson's parents kissing passionately on a broken coffee table, their clothes in
disarray.
Dawson: Oh God...Mom!
They break their kiss.
Mr. Leery: Oh, hi son.
He dumps Mrs. Leery on the floor.
Mr. Leery: Your mother and I were...
Mrs. Leery: (fixing her unbuttoned blouse) uh, just discussing whether or not...
Mr. Leery: (interrupting) we needed a new coffee table.
Mrs. Leery laughs.
7 Mr. Leery: Hi Pacey.
Pacey: Hi Mr. Leery...Mrs. Leery.
Mrs. Leery: (smiling) Hi Pacey. (noticing Dawson's increasing embarrassment)
Oh don't look so red Dawson. It could be worse.
Dawson runs his hands through his hair and looks away.
Pacey: You know what Mrs. Leery? I really do love that new hairdo.
Mrs. Leery: (fluffing her hair) Oh...Thank you Pacey.
Mr. Leery: I thought you had to work.
Dawson: We ran late.
Mrs. Leery (getting up) I should get going. Okay Mr. Man-meat, I'll see you
later.
They kiss.
Dawson: Mom...ah!
The creek. Dogs bark in the background. Joey rows her boat up to their dock
and ties it up. She gets out and waltzes up to the house. She's intercepted by
her sister's boyfriend, Bodie. He walks towards her with a pot and an apron tied
around his waist.
Bodie: Just the victim I'm looking for.
Joey: (smiling) No, Bodie. Not again.
Bodie: But I'm being tested on this one. Here have a taste.
He gives her a spoonful.
Joey: (pauses) Orgasmic. Where's Bess?
Joey's pregnant older sister comes out the front door carrying a shirt.
Bess: If you want to wear my things, fine. They're fairly useless to me now. But
that means you put them back...where you found them. Got it?
Joey: (with attitude) Got it.
Bess: I am way too pregnant to be digging underneath your bed.
Joey: (even more attitude) So stay out of my room, got it?
She walks away. Bess turns toward Bodie.
8 Bess: I'm going to knock her silly, I swear it.
Bodie: Here, taste this.
He gives her a sample. She's doubtful at first. That changes, as she tastes it.
Bess: (closing her eyes) Mmmm...Orgasmic.
Bodie: (giving her a kiss) Awww...
Cut to Video Rental Storefront. We see a sign that reads ScreenPlay Video,
Movie rentals, New releases and more. Inside Dawson is helping a customer.
Dawson: (taking videos from man) Thank you.
The customer leaves as Pacey walks in from the back of the store.
Pacey: So, if your dad's Mr. Man-meat, does that make you Mr. Man-meat Jr. or
Mr. Man-meat the second?
Dawson: They're going to have to drag the creek to find your body, Pacey.
A blond curly headed girl in a black halter-top walks up to them carrying two
videos.
Nellie: Does Forrest Gump go in the comedy or drama section?
Pacey: How many times are you going to ask that?
Dawson: It goes in the drama section.
Nellie: (pointedly) Thank you Dawson.
She walks away to put the video in its place.
Pacey: (mumbling to Dawson) Can you say wet brain?
Nellie whips around.
Nellie: I'm sorry what did you say? Did you toss a negative, disparaging remark
my way? Because if you did, and correct me if I'm wrong, I'd like to remind you
who you are.
Pacey: I know, I know. Your dad owns the place.
Nellie: Nooo, I'm talking about in the huge, rotating world of life.
Pacey: (amused) And who am I Nellie?
Dawson heads toward the back.
Nellie: Nobody. That's the point. You're not there, you don't even exist. Because
9 if you did, I might have to respond to your pathetic little under the breath oneliners. But instead I take comfort knowing your vapor. Phooo, Phoooo!
She waves her arms around in the air and heads to the back room, where
Dawson emerges from, smiling.
Nellie: Non-existent, nothing.
An attractive older woman in a very short dress walks through the door. The
boys stare at her as she approaches them.
Pacey: Oh my God, look at her!
Dawson: Have some respect man, she's somebody's mother.
Pacey: I have it on pretty good authority that mother's have excellent sex lives,
alright.
She reaches the boys.
Dawson: (smiling) Good afternoon, can we help you?
Tamara: Yes you can. This is my first time here and I'd like to rent a video.
Pacey: Excellent. You just fill this out and shoot us over a credit card.
He bumps Dawson out of the way and hands Tamara an application. Tamara
reaches into her purse and passes him her credit card. Dawson heads into the
back again.
Pacey: Thanks...You new in town, because I haven't seen you in here before.
Tamara: Yes, I am. My name's Tamara, what's yours?
Pacey: Pacey, nice to meet you.
Tamara: (handing him back the application) Well here you go Pacey.
Pacey: Thanks. Um, do you think I could help you locate a video this afternoon?
Tamara: Maybe. I'm in the mood for romance.
Pacey: Um, we keep the new releases against the...
Tamara: (interrupting) Oh no, I'm vintage. (smiling) All the way.
Pacey: The classics are in the...
Tamara: (Interrupting again) Where would I find The Graduate?
Cut to Dawson, leaning out from the video stacks in the back.
10 Pacey: (flustered) The Graduate is the one...
Tamara: (interrupting for the third time) Where the older woman, Anne
Bancroft, seduces the younger man, Dustin Hoffman?
Pacey: I'll check in the...
Dawson walks up to the counter, video in hand.
Dawson: It's right here. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Tamara: Oh no, that should do it. How much?
Dawson: Pay when you return.
She turns to leave.
Dawson: Don't forget your credit card.
Pacey: (handing it to her) ah...right here.
Dawson: Enjoy the film.
Tamara: I will. It was nice to meet you Pacey.
Pacey: Oh yeah.
She saunters out.
Dawson: (laughing) Wipe the drool dude.
Pacey: She was flirting with me!
Dawson: She was laughing at you.
Pacey: No, she wanted me!
Dawson: She wanted Dustin Hoffman.
Close up on Pacey.
Pacey: I...
He stares after her.
Sunset. Dawson runs towards his house with three videos in his hand. He stops
when he spots Jen sitting on the dock, alone. He pauses, then walks over and
sits down.
Dawson: Hey. How's your granddad?
Jen: Well, he's breathing. Good sign.
11 Dawson laughs.
Jen: (scratching chin) It's my Grandma that presents a challenge. She has this
praying mentality, which is really awkward, since I don't do that whole God
thing.
She notices the videos.
Jen: Whatcha got here? Let me see. (she grabs them one by one) Creature from
the Black Lagoon, Humanoids from the Deep, Swamp Thing?
Dawson: It's research. I'm making a movie.
Jen: Really? Kinda young to be so ambitious.
Dawson: Fifteen. Spielburg started on a eight millimeter when he was thirteen.
Jen: Why movies? What's the attraction there?
Dawson: I reject reality.
Jen: (looking away, a little surprised but laughing) Oh!
Dawson: Would you like to see my studio?
Cut to a door opening. Dawson and Jen appear and enter Dawson's room.
Jen: Hmmm. Long shot here... ahhh...Spielberg fan?
Dawson: Pretty much worship the man in a God-like way, yeah.
Jen: How revealing.
Dawson: I have his career chronicled up on my wall. If you notice, everything is
arranged in receding box office order. Starting with the blockbusters: Jurassic
Park, ET, Jaws, Indiana Jones and if you follow it to my critically acclaimed
wall...
He walks over to his closet doors and set's the videos on his desk.
Dawson: (pointing out) I have Schindler's List and The Color Purple. Oh, and for
humility purposes I also keep his others.
Dawson opens his closet doors to reveal two posters. Jen laughs.
Dawson: 1941 and Always. In limited but excessible view.
Jen: Are you familiar with obsessive reality disorder?
Dawson: It's beyond that. See I believe that all of the mysteries of the Universe,
all of life's questions, can be found in a Spielberg movie. (He sees Jen's doubtful
12 expression) It's a theory I've been working on. See, whenever I have a problem
all I have to do is look to the right Spielberg film and the answers revealed.
Jen: Have you considered a twelve-step program?
Dawson: (laughing) Wit. We like that around here.
Cut to Joey walking through Dawson's yard toward the ladder set up against his
window. She starts to climb, but pauses at the top when she hears voices.
Jen: (off camera) You are very smooth.
Cut back to Dawson sitting on his bed.
Dawson: In all seriousness, the Boston Film Critics have a program for junior
filmmakers. Deadlines in two months. Were really under the gun.
Grams: (off camera) Jennifer!
Jen looks up and goes to a window, near the one with Joey. She leans out and
sees her Grams waiting for her, as Dawson looks on. Joey presses against the
ladder so Jen won't see her.
Jen: I better go...I don't want her to erupt.
Dawson: I'll see you at school.
Jen: (leaving) Bye.
Dawson: Bye.
Cut to Joey's face as she waits for Jen to leave, then slowly pulls herself through
the window.
Dawson: (noticing) Joey! Hey where you been? Come on, sit down. Watch this.
She picks something off his desk and plops down on his bed, playing with it.
Dawson turns on a video of mom's newscast.
Mrs. Leery: (on-screen) 772-5982. Back to you, Bob.
Dawson: Do you think my mom's sleeping with her co-anchor?
Joey: (puzzled) Where did that come from?
Dawson: Watch.
He rewinds the tape and plays it again.
Dawson: Something about her B's. They're too soft. (pointing with the remote)
Back to you...Bob.
13 Joey: Your reaching. I mean why would your mom be sleeping with her coanchor. Your dad's the perfect male specimen.
Dawson: I don't know, but I think they are.
Joey: Your just looking for conflict. Everything's a potential script to you. Accept
your perfect life Dawson. It's reality.
Close up on Dawson's face as he rewinds it and plays it again, three times.
Jen's Grandparent's house. Jen walks into her grandfather's room where he's
sleeping. She looks both ways in the hall before sitting down.
Jen: Good morning Granddad.
She looks at his scar, visible under his pajamas. She touches it lightly.
Grams: (walking in) What are you doing?
Jen: Oh, Oh I was just saying good morning.
Grams: Your breakfast is ready.
Jen: Oh (pause) I'm glad to be here Grams.
Grams: Don't wanna be late your first day.
She walks out of the room leaving Jen holding her Grandfather's hand.
Close up on a pan of scrambled eggs being stirred. Pull back to reveal Jen at the
breakfast table.
Jen: You know I don't usually eat in the morning Grams. I mean I appreciate the
thought and all but my eyes are barely propped open by noon. Just a coffee fix
and I'm set.
She pours herself a cup.
Grams: (setting a plate in front of her) Well I'll remember that in the future.
Jen: (holding the mug) So tell me about this Dawson guy next door. He looks so
different. He used to be kinda short and compact.
Grams: You stay away, that boy is trouble.
Jen: Aren't they all? (pauses) Well, what about the girl who lives down the
creek...Joey I think her name is?
Grams: (sitting down) That girl from down the creek has been crawling into the
window of that boy next door for the past ten years. Neither goes to church, I
believe they're what you call the wrong element.
14 Jen: (sipping her coffee) Right.
Grams lowers her head to say prayers. Jen sets her coffee down and lays her
napkin in her lap. Grams looks at her out of the corner of her eye.
Grams: Say grace dear.
Jen: That's okay, you do it.
Grams: It would be nice if you did it.
Jen: I don't think so Grams. Thanks for the offer.
Grams: Is their some reason you don't want to thank our Lord this morning?
Jen: You know Grams, I really didn't want to get into this, you know. Kinda
causes a headache but um, (pauses) I don't really do well with church and the
Bible and this prayer stuff.
Grams: Beg your pardon?
Jen: I don't covet a religious God, Grams. I'm an Atheist.
Camera lingers on Grams shocked expression. "Tubthumping" by
Chumbawumba plays.
Flash scenes of Capeside High School. Kids getting off their bus, tossing footballs
and Frisbees. Cut to school hall. Pan down to Jen, at her locker, putting things in
her backpack. She holds her schedule in her teeth while trying to fit things in.
Nellie walks up.
Nellie: (smiling) Hi, I'm Nellie Olsen.
Jen: (removing schedule from her mouth) Nellie as in Little House...
Nellie: I know, I know. Little House on the Prairie, it was like my mom and dad's
favorite show. But no preconceptions okay? I'm not like her at all.
Jen: Uh, I'm Jen.
Nellie: From New York. I know. How's your grandfather? He has us all worried.
He's still on the prayer list at church, you party?
Jen: Excuse me?
Nellie: Par-ty?
Jen: Uh, party as in do I like to have a good time, or party as in drink and use
drugs?
Nellie: It's objective.
15 Jen: I like to have a good time. Substance free.
Nellie: Maybe we should call you Nellie. (shrugs) See ya!
She walks away. Jen turns, a little dazed, back to her locker.
Dawson: (walking up) Hey! How's it going?
Jen: I could really use a cigarette.
Dawson: (surprised) You smoke?
Jen: Uh, I quit. I'm just a little tense.
Dawson: (smiling) Well you're hiding it well.
Jen: I have a great denial system.
Dawson: Yeah, it's the first day, we're all a little tense. It'll get easier.
Jen: Good.
Dawson: How's your schedule? They screwed up mine.
Jen brings her schedule out and they look it over.
Dawson: Who do you have first period?
Jen: Um...Briston. Biology.
Dawson: I was just heading that way.
Jen: (Smiling) Were you?
She closes her locker and they walk off down the hall. "Tubthumping" plays.
Cut to Pacey in a classroom. He balances a book on his head as other student
enter, talking and take their seats. The door opens and Tamara enters. Pacey
turns in time to see her, surprised. He grabs the book from off his head.
Pacey: Tamara.
Tamara: (smiling) Hello Pacey. Tell you what, why don't you call me Ms. Jacobs
during school hours?
Pacey: Right of course.
He takes his seat, staring at her as she puts her things on her desk.
"Tubthumping" plays.
Cut to Jen walking into biology. She looks around and spots Joey. Joey also
16 notices and shrugs down in her seat, trying to be invisible. Jen walks over.
Jen: (taking the seat next to her) Hey, I was hoping we'd have a class together.
Joey: (smiling fakely, she taps her fingers on the table) Here we are.
Cut to Dawson opening the door of a classroom. A TV set plays Psycho. Dawson
watches as he walks up to the teacher at the front of the room.
Dawson: Psycho.
The teacher, startled, turns around.
Mr. Gold: (pushing pause on the remote) You know the film?
Dawson: Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh, Universal, 1960. Little known fact: Did
you know that Hitchcock surprised Janet Leigh with freezing cold water in order
to get her to scream so effectively?
Mr. Gold: Who are you?
Dawson: Dawson Leery.
Mr. Gold: Then I take it you'll be in my fifth period film lab.
Dawson: Actually that's why I'm here. (he pulls his schedule out from backpack)
There seems to have been some confusion with my schedule. I was denied
admittance to your film class.
Mr. Gold: Then you must be a sophomore.
Dawson: (pausing) And that's not a good thing?
Mr. Gold: It's a very popular class Dawson. Seating is limited. Theirs a waiting
list, priority goes to upperclassmen.
Dawson: Well that's stupid.
Mr. Gold: Excuse me?
Dawson: Who made that rule?
Mr. Gold: I did.
Dawson: Oh.
Mr. Gold: Why are you so adamant?
Dawson: (smiling) Passion, Mr. Gold. Pure, mad-driven passion. Movies are my
life.
Mr. Gold: (getting up to sit at desk) Oh I see.
17 Dawson: I'm sorry. I'm not coming across well at all here. The point is I'm going
to be a filmmaker. It's my life's ambition. It always has been. How many
students do you have in this class that can say that?
Cut to Mr. Gold's face.
Dawson: (continuing) This is a small town Mr. Gold. Theirs not a lot of
opportunity for me. You have the power. You could easily override this bizarre
rule that denies students their education.
Mr. Gold: Your very convincing Dawson Leery. But I'm afraid the class is maxed
out. I wish I could make case by case exceptions but that would be unfair and
problematic. I'm sorry to say that no is my definitive answer.
Dawson: But...
Mr. Gold: No, Period. It's a complete sentence.
Cut to Dawson's face. A bell rings. Joey and Jen walk out of Biology into the
already crowded hall.
Jen: Hey Joey. Um, can I ask you something kinda up front?
Joey: Sure.
Jen: Are you and Dawson (laughs nervously) a thing?
Joey: (shrugging it off) No, were just friends.
Jen: Like were going to be, I hope. (pause) You know, my Grams warned me
about you. She said you're severely troubled.
Joey: Well, no offense but your Gram's is cracked.
Jen: Why does she rag on you?
Joey: Pick a topic. There's my dad, the imprisoned convict or my sister
impregnated by her black boyfriend.
Jen: Your father's in prison?
Joey: (kinda proudly) Conspiracy to traffic marijuana in excess of ten thousand
pounds.
Jen: Wow, so then um where's your mother?
Joey: (looking away) Oh, she had this cancer thing. It got her.
Jen: So then you live with your sister?
Joey: And the black boyfriend. (pause) He likes you, you know.
18 Jen: (confused) Who the black boyfriend?
Joey: (interrupting) Dawson. Don't abuse his feelings.
Joey walks away. Jen stares after her and sighs.
Capeside cafeteria. A balding, overweight man walks past Dawson, Jen and Joey
at a lunch table.
Dawson: Okay, the bald man, Mr. Herman. He teaches a timid calculus class and
packs a .45 magnum. Last year opened fire and took out two students and a
custodian.
Jen: Pled justifiable homicide. They didn't have a hall pass.
The two laugh. Joey watches them.
Dawson: Woman in funky black dress. Periodic drinker. Blacks out after two
glasses of cheap whine and runs through town with her dress over her head.
Jen: Singing Neil Diamond songs.
They share another laugh. Joey is disgusted.
Dawson: You're good. I should bring you in to touch up my dialogue.
Joey: (handing him her script) Um, we're supposed to be working Dawson.
He takes it from her.
Dawson: Yeah, um would you mind taking a look at Act Three. I'm having a
climax issue.
Jen: (picking it up) Sure.
Joey sets her hand in her chin and rolls her eyes.
Cut to Tamara eating lunch at her desk. Pacey walks in with his backpack.
Pacey: Tamara...(correcting himself) I mean, Ms. Jacobs. How was The
Graduate?
Tamara: Just as I remembered.
Pacey: Are you looking for romance tonight?
Tamara: (smiling) Why, you got any suggestions?
Pacey: Uh, have you ever seen The Summer of '42?
Tamara: (leaning back in her chair) Refresh my memory.
19 Pacey: Well, it's about a beautiful woman who seduces a young boy on the verge
of manhood.
Tamara: It's a favorite.
Pacey: I, uh, could reserve it for you if you like?
Tamara: Actually, tonight I'm going to see that new film playing at The Realto.
Students start to enter and take their seats. Pacey looks disappointed.
Pacey: Yeah.
Tamara: It's getting great reviews.
Pacey: (brightening) Uh yeah. I guess I'll maybe check it out then.
He walks backwards into a student.
Boy: Hey, watch it!
Pacey waves goodbye and heads out. Tamara watches him, thoughtful. A bell
rings.
Pacey and Dawson walk down a hall. Pacey puts his arm around Dawson's
shoulder.
Pacey: Hey man. Video woman is my new English teacher. Okay, you, me, the
movies tonight. We are stalking a faculty member.
Dawson: Dude, negative.
Pacey: What?! I actually have the possibility of losing my virginity in a high level
fantasy fashion.
Dawson: (stopping at a water fountain) Pacey, go home. Walk your dog. It's not
going to happen.
Pacey: Not tonight! That's not the plan, man. I just want to familiarize her with
the gaze, the smile, the charming features, you know.
Dawson: Don't do this to yourself!
Pacey: Look, it is a fact that a large percentage of older women are attracted to
young boys on the verge of manhood. It keeps them feeling young. I read that
in Cosmopolitan.
Dawson: What are you doing reading Cosmopolitan?
Pacey: Look, I have three menstrually diverse sisters, Cosmo is my savior.
20 Dawson: (laughing) What do you need me for?
Pacey: Moral support. Okay, It'll be cool. You can invite Ms. Teen New York.
He looks down the hall as he talks and sees Jen conversing with a boy in a
letterman's jacket. Dawson notices also.
Jen: (talking to the boy) That sounds good.
Pacey: Unless somebody's beaten you to it. C'mon man, get in there. Be
assertive. Talk to her alright? You should be the one reading Cosmo. It'll build
your female esteem. (pushes him) Go on...
Dawson punches him jokingly and walks down the hall towards Jen. He looks
back as he passes the boy and reached Jen.
Jen: Dawson, hey, how's it going?
Dawson: Pretty good. I see you've met Roger Fullford.
They begin to walk.
Jen: Yeah, nice guy.
Dawson: Yeah (pause) Jock quarterback by day, schizophrenic transvestite by
night.
Jen: (laughing) Oh really.
Dawson: Has what you call a Tori Spelling complex. He's partial to Victoria's
Secret.
Jen: But can he run in pumps?
They snicker.
Dawson: Hey, uh Pacey and his crew's directing a trip to the movies tonight,
nothing big, just a few of us. Would you like to come?
Jen smiles as the camera pans over them.
Cut to Joey waking home along the boardwalk. Dawson rides up on his bike, a
backwards cap on.
Dawson: Hey Joey! I need a favor.
He gets off his bike and walks it besides her.
Joey:(smiling) Uh, oh.
Dawson: I have a semi-quasi date with Jen tonight, were going to the movies
with Pacey and I need you come with us.
21 Joey: (dead panning) I'd rather go down in a plane crash.
Dawson: C'mon it's going to really, really weird with just two guys and Jen. It'll
even it out.
Joey: So, would it be like a double date?
Dawson: Sorta, but not really. Pacey's on this hormonal mission...
Joey: (interrupting) Are you having an aneurysm? No way!
Dawson: It's not like a date-date. It's just so that Jen won't feel uncomfortable.
Joey: We wouldn't want that.
Dawson: C'mon, Joey please? Please, please, please, please, please! (he stops
and grabs her arm) C'mon, Joey please?!
Joey: (giving in) Whatever.
Dawson: Thank you! You're the best, I mean it. I know your worried about our
relationship and everything but I told you. Nothing has to change. I can tell you
anything.
He rides off leaving Joey to continue walking by herself, downhearted.
Jen's grandparent's house.
Grams: (off camera) Where exactly are you going?
Jen: (walking into kitchen) Well Dawson has a gun, I thought we'd go knock off
a liquor store, then go get tattoos.
Grams: Why do you talk like that?
Jen: I'm simply trying to establish a rapport with you that's based on humor. I'm
completely harmless. You'll see.
Grams: Well be back by ten.
Jen: (surprised) I can do that. Thanks for being so cool about this. I thought you
were going to chain me up to a chair or something.
Grams: Not at all, you want to go to the movies, go. Have fun, just as long as
you come to church with me on Sunday.
Jen: I knew there was going to be catch. Grams, I'm sorry but I'm afraid you're
going to have to give up on this one.
Grams: I'm afraid I insist.
22 Jen: I'm firm about my beliefs. Please respect them.
Grams: I know what happened in New York. Church will do you good.
Jen: Let me determine that. Church isn't the answer, not for me. But I promise
to you that I'll keep an open mind and honor and respect your beliefs for as long
as I'm here.
Grams: The decision has been made. You will do what I say, you are under my
guard.
Jen: (hands on hips) Ah, you know I am trying really hard to keep my rebellious
nature in check. (pauses to think) I'll tell you what Grams. I'll go to church when
you say the word penis.
Grams: (startled) You stop that talk!
Jen: It's just a word Grams. Clinical and technical. Penis.
Pause on Grams flustered expression. Jen goes over to her and gives her a hug.
Jen: Grams, I really love you, but you have to lighten up. (kisses her on the
cheek) I'll see you later.
Dawson's house. Mr. Leery sits on the couch, watching the news as he works.
Dawson hops down the stairs.
Dawson: (running hands through hair) Alright Dad, I'm outta here.
Mr. Leery: What do you think (he holds up miniature plastic doll) I thought all
the waitresses could wear scuba gear.
Dawson: (massages neck) Completely impractical. Dad, this whole aquaticthemed restaurant idea gets worse on a daily basis.
Mr. Leery: Shift, your mom's on.
Dawson moves.
Mr. Leery: Watching her work is the *best* foreplay.
Dawson: I'm outta here.
Mr. Leery: (staring at the TV) Have fun. Play safe.
Dawson: (pointing) The condom chat is premature.
Mr. Leery: It's never too early.
Dawson: What is up with the sex?! That's all anybody thinks of anymore. Sex,
sex, sex!! I mean, what is the big deal?
23 Mr. Leery: Sex is a very big part of who we are as human beings.
Dawson: Does that mean we have to go hump the coffee table? (pauses) If sex
is so important then how come Spielberg never has had a sex scene in one of his
movies, hmm? He keeps it in it's proper place in film as should we in life.
Doorbell rings.
Dawson: I'll be home early.
Close up on TV.
Mrs. Leery: Back to you...Bob.
Joey's house. Bodie sits on the couch reading Bon Appetiet magazine while Bess
paints a birdhouse. Joey comes out the door and Bess grabs her.
Joey: Hey, I'm in a hurry!
Bess: (takes her face in her hands) Your attitude has got to go.
She uncaps a lipstick with her teeth and starts to apply it on her. Joey tries to
pull away then gives in. Bodie watches and smiles.
Bess: (demonstrating) Now blot 'em together like this.
Joey does so.
Bess: You hold onto this and every half hour to an hour you excuse yourself to
go touch up. Got it?
She hands her the lipstick. Joey turns to leave, then twists back around and
smiles. She runs down to the dock. Cut to a fading sunset, then the foursome
walking along a sidewalk to the movies.
Dawson: So do you plan on staying the whole school year?
Jen: Well, that depends on my Grams really, and my mom and dad.
Jen: (turning) Hey Joey, I love your lipstick. What shade is that?
Joey: Wicked Red, uh I love your hair color, what number is that?
Dawson: (giving her a look) You'll have to excuse Joey, she was born in a barn.
Jen: That's okay, uh Joey I just do highlights.
Joey: (nods) So, uh Jen are you a virgin?
Dawson: That's mature!
Joey: Well cause Dawson's a virgin and two virgins really make for a clumsy first
24 experience don't you think?
Dawson: (moving next to her) You're going to die.
Joey: I just thought I'd help, you know (looking at Jen) cut to the chase.
Jen: No it's okay Dawson. Yes I am a virgin. How about you Joey, are you a
virgin?
Joey: Please, years ago. (smiling knowingly) Trucker named Bubba.
Dawson grabs her arms and pulls her away.
Dawson: What is up with you?
Joey just looks at him. They get in line to buy tickets.
Cut to the inside of The Rialto. Pacey and Joey sit down in their seats, but
Dawson let's Jen go first, causing him not to sit next to Joey. Joey notices and
slouched down in her seat. Pacey sees Tamara take a seat a few rows ahead of
them and goes to make his move.
Pacey: Back in a bit.
The lights dim and the movie begins. Joey slouches even deeper into her seat,
her head in one hand. Close up on both Dawson's and Jen's faces as they watch
the movie. Pan to Dawson's hand. It starts to reach for Jen's then pulls back.
Joey becomes aware of his motions. Dawson taps his hand against his leg then
goes for her hand again. It lightly brushes against Jen's, who takes notice. He
finally makes his move, and takes her hand in his.
Joey: (sitting up) So, Jen are you a size queen?
Jen: Excuse me?
Joey: Well how important is the size to you?
Dawson: Joey!
She lifts her eyebrows at him and listens to Jen.
Jen: Well being a virgin, I guess I haven't really given it that much though, how
about yourself Jo?
Joey: (debating) I'm torn...
Dawson: (grabbing her and pulling her out of her seat) You and me, outside
now. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you!
Joey: What do you think Dawson? (to Jen) Notice the long fingers?
Pan over to Pacey sitting down next to Tamara.
25 Pacey: Hey Tamara.
She turns smiling, until she realizes it's Pacey.
Tamara: Hi...Pacey what are you doing here?
Pacey: Just checking out the movie. I came with some friends.
Tamara: (looking back to where he's pointing.) Oh good, I'm glad.
Pacey: But I can sit here with you, you know. Wanna Milk Dud?
Tamara: No.
Pacey: By the way, The Summer of '42 is officially reserved in your name.
Tamara: Oh Pacey, look, I don't think you understand...
Pacey: No, no, no. It was nothing. I could even come over. We could watch it
together.
A man with popcorn approaches the two and goes to sit down, only to find Pacey
in his seat.
Tamara: Hi, uh Pacey are you sure you don't wanna go sit with your friends?
Pacey: (arrogant) Whose this guy?
Tamara: A friend.
Guy sitting behind them: Hey, quiet!
Tamara: Sorry.
Mr. Gold: Tammy, is this kid bothering you?
Tamara: No Benji.
Pacey: (snickering) Benji? Ms. Jacobs invited me herself.
Tamara: Not exactly. Look Pacey you have got to understand, I was only renting
a movie.
Pacey looks confused.
Mr. Gold: Look, why don't I help you find your seat.
Pacey gets up quickly and pushes Benji. The popcorn spills all over the guy
behind them, who punches Pacey in the face.
Cut to the lobby of the movie theater.
26 Dawson: Are you twiggy? What is your problem?
Joey: My problem is that from the moment Little Miss Highlights showed up you
haven't said one word to me!
Dawson: Crap! That is pure crap and you know it!
Joey: All I know is that all your blood is rushing down and you can't even
acknowledge another human being's even present.
Dawson: I like her okay! Sue me, I thought you were my friend. Where is a little
understanding?
Joey: I understand. I'm tired of understanding. All I do is understand!
She goes to leave.
Dawson: Joey!
She turns back.
Joey: Nothing penetrates with you Dawson Your so far removed from reality you
can't even see what's right in front of you.
Dawson: What are you talking about?
Joey: Your life. It's a freaking fairy tale and you don't even know it. (she
approaches him) You just want *conflict* for that script of yours. (pause) Stop
living in the movies. (pauses again) Grow up.
She leaves. Close up on Dawson's upset face.
Dawson and Jen walking through Jen's yard.
Dawson: I'll walk you to your door.
Jen: Not with Grams waiting to pounce.
Dawson: Oh, that's right.
Jen: yeah.
They reach the fence.
Dawson: So...
Jen: So...
Dawson: It was a really repulsive evening.
Jen laughs. Dawson moves in to kiss her. Jen pauses, then pulls back.
27 Jen: Uh, you know what? This is all my fault. I mean, I know I don't posses
much power in the universe but I feel completely responsible for tonight
Dawson.
Dawson: (interrupting) No, uh... I pulled the pin, I tossed the grenade. I got a
big old L right (makes a loser sign on his forehead)...
Jen: No, your not a loser Dawson. Your very sweet. Smart, you got a great
sense of humor. Your cool with out being really obnoxious about it. Your very,
very talented. (pause) You got clear skin, big plus.
They laugh.
Dawson: (smiling) Thank you.
Jen: No. Thank you Dawson. Things weren't so great for me in New York and
their kinda scary right now so...thank you.
Grams shows up at the door.
Jen: Oh, um...I should go. But thanks for everything Dawson.
Dawson: but...
Jen walks up her steps and turns around.
Jen: I'm just going to pretend we kissed okay?
Dawson laughs and watches her go up to the house. He stares after her, with a
smile, thinking.
Cut to Pacey walking along the boardwalk with a swollen eye. He spots Tamara,
and stops, shaking his head.
Pacey: (to himself) What are the chances?
He walks up to her.
Tamara: (noticing him) Pacey, are you okay?
Pacey: I'll live.
Tamara: Wait, talk to me a second.
She tries to touch his face, but he pushes her away.
Pacey: About what, The Graduate or The Summer of '42, which would you rather
discuss?
Tamara: I'd like to clear up this misunderstanding.
28 Pacey: I understand you perfectly well *Ms.* Jacobs.
Tamara: I'm so sorry.
Pacey: Well you should be because you're a liar. How can you say you were just
renting a movie?
Tamara: Because it's the truth.
Pacey: It's a crock. The truth is you're a well put together, knock out of a
woman who's feeling a little insecure about hitting forty. So when a young, virile
boy, such as myself flirts with you, you enjoy it. You entice it. You fantasize
about what it would be like to be with that young boy on the verge of manhood.
Cause it helps you stay feeling attractive. Makes the aging process a little more
bearable. Well, let me tell you something. You blew it lady, because I'm the best
sex you'll never have.
She stares at him, almost in awe.
Tamara: Your wrong about one thing Pacey. Your not a boy.
She wraps her arms around him and they kiss passionately. The kiss goes on,
until she finally pulls away, shocked at what had happened.
Tamara: I'm sorry. Oh God.
She runs away as Pacey looks on.
Pacey: (amused) I'll see you in school, Ms. Jacobs.
Cut to Dawson's house. Dawson enters his room and switches the TV on. He
grabs some stuff off his bed and opens the closet door to be startled by Joey,
who sits there.
Dawson: Oh, what are you doing in there?
Joey: (softly) Hanging with the clothes.
She gets up and flops on the bed, a stuffed ET doll in hand.
Dawson: What happened tonight Joey?
Joey: I wigged out.
Dawson: What is going on between us?
Joey: I have no idea.
Dawson: I know I have this incredibly perfect life and I completely underappreciate it.
Joey: (looking up) Yeah, you do.
29 Dawson: I'm sorry I was such an insensitive male. I thought I was above it.
(pause) I don't wanna lose you Joey. What we have is the *only* thing that
makes sense to me.
He sits in chair.
Dawson: When I saw you in the movie theater with that lipstick on, I remember
thinking how pretty you looked. (Joey looks at him) I mean, I ignored it. But I
thought it.
Joey: (smiling disbelievingly) Yeah?
Dawson: But that was it Jo. (her smile fades) It didn't go any further than that.
Joey: (sitting up) When I saw you going for Jen's hand...It's not like I wanted to
be the one holding your hand. (Dawson nods) I just didn't want her holding it.
Dawson: So where does that leave us?
Joey just sighs.
Dawson: (exasperated) It's all so complicated!
Joey: Were growing up Dawson, that's all. I mean even Spielberg outgrew his
Peter Pan syndrome. (she stands up)
Dawson: (notices her leaving) Where are you going?
Joey: I can't sleep over anymore. And we can't talk to each other like we used
to, there's just some things we *can't* say.
Dawson: No that's just not true, Joey I can you tell you anything.
Joey: Yeah? How often do you walk your dog, huh?
Dawson: What?!
Joey: You know what I mean. What time of day, how many times a week?
Dawson looks away, uncomfortable. Joey watches as his embarrassment grows.
Her face falls.
Dawson: (softly) Goodnight.
Joey pauses then turns for the window. She looks back once.
Joey: See ya Dawson.
Dawson: (almost to himself) See ya Joey.
[She leaves. Dawson, angry at himself, gets up and sighs in frustration. Joey
30 hurries down the ladder. Dawson runs his hands through his hair, distraught.
Cut to Joey walking fast, arms crossed, tears beginning to flow. Dawson bangs
his head against his closet. Cut to Joey running, the tears flowing faster, to the
dock. Dawson sits in his chair, looking at his picture of Steven Spielberg,
thinking. Joey unties the boat as quickly as she can. The camera closes in on her
face.]
Dawson: (off camera) Joey!
She looks up, her face streaked with tears.
Dawson: (at window) Usually in the morning with Katie Couric.
[Cut to Joey's confused face. She stares at him, mystified. Suddenly she realizes
and breaks out in a grin. Laughing she pulls the boat away. Cut back and forth
between the two, smiling and laughing. Joey rows away, happy. A car door
slams. She looks and sees Mrs. Leery leaning into her co-anchor Bob's car and
kissing him. Joey stares in shock. She glances up at Dawson's window to see if
he noticed. The window's empty. The camera fades on Joey's stunned
expression.]
31 Dawson’s Creek – 101 Dawson's movie. Joey and Pacey walk along the dock conversing, playing their
characters, Stephanie
and Steven.
Joey: I know what I saw. It was big and it was ugly and it attacked me and it's
still out there, just waiting.
Pacey takes hold of Joey's shoulders.
Pacey: I might not believe you Stephanie, (he touches her hair) but I believe in
you.
He moves in to kiss her. He gets closer until just as their lips would meet, Joey
pulls away.
Joey: (disgusted) Uh...
Pacey: (turning to camera, frustrated) What? What?! Come on, What?
Dawson: (off screen) Cut!
Joey: Sorry Dawson but he is just too repelling.
Dawson: (off screen) Joey, You're going to have to kiss him.
The camera pulls back from TV, where the movie was playing, and quick pans
over to Dawson painting a
model of Joey's head.
Joey: (turning off TV with remote) I cannot and will not kiss that cretin.
Dawson: It's a movie, you're playing a character. It's not Pacey your kissing.
Joey: So he's a sea serpent from the deep, cite the difference?
Dawson: But your not aware of his evil alter ego, you're in love.
Joey: (sets remote on bed) Forget it.
Dawson: The movie doesn't work without a kiss Joey, it's a love story.
Joey: It's a horror movie Dawson!
Dawson: It's an homage with a heavy allegorical slant.
Joey (flops back on bed) But he's so... unkissworthy.
Dawson: (looks at her) Do it for me?
32 Joey: (leaning up on her elbows) I don't want to regurgitate on camera. Why
don't you kiss him?
Dawson: Because *my* lips are reserved for someone else.
Joey: (sits up) Have you kissed little miss someone else yet?
Dawson: There's no need to rush fate.
Joey: Don't wait an eternity Dawson, I mean she's from New York where things
tend to move faster.
Dawson: But, well then how enchanting to meet a strapping young man who
doesn't have sex on the
brain.
Joey: (leans back again) If it helps you sleep at night.
Dawson: Joey, you heard her yourself. Through her own admittance, she's a
self-proclaimed virgin.
Joey: For another second!
Dawson: Jen happens to be a bright, intelligent young woman who clearly is in
charge of her own body.
Joey: I'm not suggesting leather straps and Crisco, just a kiss!
Dawson: Oh Jen and I will definitely kiss, don't you worry. The question is will
your lips ever find Pacey's?
Joey: I vote for an extensive re-write.
Dawson: (smiling) Well that's to bad, because *you* definitely have kissing lips.
Joey: (confused) What?
Dawson: (turning model of her head for her to see) Check that out. You give
good lip. (pause) You know,
Joey you could always just close your eyes and think of someone else.
Joey sighs and lays down again, discreetly sneaking a peek at Dawson out of the
corner of her eye.
Dawson: (thinking) Explain to me the Crisco?
Joey smiles.
Opening Credits. Dawson's Creek theme song plays.
~~~~~~~~~~Part One~~~~~~~~~~
33 Shots of the exterior of Capeside High School. Cut to a hand picking up a
microphone. Pan up to Nellie,
who removes a piece of gum from her mouth and starts the morning
announcement.
Nellie: (seriously) *Don't* forget about the big dance on Saturday to celebrate
our victory at the big game
on Friday.
Cut to the hallways of Capeside as students get ready to go to class.
Nellie: (over the intercom) Even if we don't know yet if we'll even win the big
game but the planning
committee is *really* optimistic. Get your tickets now!
Mr. Gold's room. Dawson opens the door and enters.
Dawson: Mr. Gold, got a sec?
Mr. Gold: (sits on table) What is it Dawson?
Dawson takes a seat at the table across from him.
Dawson: Um, well I've been thinking about what you said and... you were right
to not let me into your
class.
Mr. Gold: (taking off glasses) I'm glad you gave it some thought.
Dawson: I did. I am, however, in a bit of a jam. See I have study hall in the
library fifth period and it's
really overcrowded in there, major overflow. It's sweaty, unpleasant... and I
talked to Mr. Gibbons about
switching study halls and he seemed to think that with your permission I could
just spend study hall with
you.
Mr. Gold: Hmm, fifth period?
Dawson nods, pretending to be clueless.
Mr. Gold: That's exactly when film class is.
Dawson: (breaking out in a grin) Now that's an uncanny coincidence.
Mr. Gold (pauses) You will not be part of the class, you will sit in the back and
be quiet. You will not
participate or involve yourself in anyway.
Dawson: (interrupting) Great, great! Thank you Mr. Gold, thank you. I, I really...
(pause) This is a big deal.
34 Cut to Pacey sitting in Tamara's chair at her school desk. She walks in briskly
but slows down when she
sees Pacey.
Pacey: (getting up) Good morning Ms. Jacobs.
Tamara: Good morning Pacey.
Pacey: Can we talk?
Tamara: Ah... you know this isn't your class so I'll see you later.
Pacey: (amused) No, we *really* need to talk.
Tamara: Well we have nothing to discuss, except homework which there's none
so you can just run
along.
Pacey: There's a lot to discuss. We could start with the open mouth kiss if you
like.
Tamara: I don't know what your talking about... and I'm going to have to insist
that you leave!
Pacey: I'm just as confused as you are.
Students enter and begin to take their seats. A few stare at Pacey and Ms.
Jacobs.
Tamara: (whispering) Pacey please! Nothing happened. There was no kiss.
Please don't.
Pacey: (under his breath to her) Your tongue was in my mouth. (pause) You're
not being fair.
He leaves the classroom. Tamara composes herself and tries to smile at her
students.
Tamara: Good morning everyone.
Lunchroom. Dawson pulls up a chair at a table already seating Joey, Jen and
Pacey.
Dawson: Okay, I'm not going to be able to count on the film class for support
like I was hoping. Which
means, we're going to have to work overtime if we want to make the festival
deadline. We have to shoot
all weekend. Joey, this means, no lip about giving Pacey lip.
Joey: I'm reaching a breaking point with this whole kiss thing.
35 Pacey: I'm not engorged with this, either okay? It goes both ways.
Dawson: (thinking) Joey, major revelation. All right, I think I know a way to
make you the happiest
actress in the world. You know how you die in the end of the movie? How would
you like to die sooner?
Like tomorrow?
Joey: (puzzled) What do you mean?
Dawson: Okay, your character in a surprise attack is killed violently but you're
beautiful but bright cousin
from New York arrives just in time to find your mutilated body.
Pacey: You know, dude. I think you're on to something here.
Jen: Wait. If that means I'm going to be playing...
Dawson: (interrupting) No, no, no it's perfect! This nullifies the kiss issue
(looking at Joey) and puts *you*
back behind the camera with *me* where you belong.
Joey smiles.
Jen: Well, but... I mean haven't you already shot a lot of stuff with Joey's
character?
Dawson: It's an easy cover. Oh, it's better this way, it's so unpredictable! The
audience is never gonna
see it coming! It's like Janet Leigh in Psycho.
Pacey: Drew Barrymore in Scream.
Joey: (looking at Pacey) Ah, rip-off of a rip-off.
Dawson: You know I really think it fits in right in mind with the whole tone of the
piece, don't you think?
Joey: (smiling, sneaking a look at Jen) You're right, Dawson. It's perfect.
Cut to Ms. Jacobs's class. The class is discussing Emily Bronte's Wuthering
Heights.
Tamara: Okay, someone explain to me the state of Catherine's mind as she
drove Heathcliff away.
Nellie raises her hand eagerly.
Nellie: It was her tragic and dysfunctional way of letting him know she loved
him.
36 Tamara: Yes that's the oblivious interpretation of the moment. However, I think
it goes deeper than that.
For some reason, this story is regarded as some great love story. But the reality
is, that Heathcliff and
Catherine never belonged together. They never should have been together.
Close up on Pacey's face.
Tamara: Catherine was essentially a mess, Heathcliff was basically a decent guy
who had a lot to learn
about life and was inherently better off without some whimpering, mentally
unstable wet rag following him
around.
Nellie and her friend look at each other in disbelief.
Tamara: The whole thing was wrong. It should never have happened. Bronte
should have saved her ink.
Pacey watches her, aware of the direct meaning toward him. The bell rings in
the background.
Mr. Gold's film class. Dawson is sitting in the back of the class listening to the
conversations of the
students.
Mr. Gold: (walking down the aisles) So, we'll have to move fast if we want to
enter the film festival.
Cliff: We can make it. The script is done, the movie is boarded. And we did a lot
of the work over the
summer.
Nellie sits behind him, listening attentively, twirling her hair around her finger.
Mr. Gold: Then let's move onto the story. Have you solved your third act
problem?
Dawson raises his hand.
Dawson: Mr. Gold?
Mr. Gold: (annoyed) Yes, Dawson?
Dawson: Would that be the Boston Film Festival?
Mr. Gold: Yes that would be. They have a junior video level competition.
Dawson stares at his desk, uneasy.
37 Cliff: Okay, Third act. I've just been injured in the big game with Tyler. My
throwing arm crushed. The
bone broken in 3 places.
Cut to Dawson's disgusted face. Nellie nods and smiles at everything Cliff says.
Cliff: (continuing) But I refuse to tell the coach, because he won't let me play at
Homecoming if I do.
Remember we want the audience asking, "Can he do it? Will the team win the
big game?" Remember,
this is autobiographical, so if anybody has any questions, I was there. I lived it.
Come talk to me, alright?
(he smiles)
Cut to Dawson taking out books from his locker. Joey stands with him and
listens.
Dawson: "Helmets of Glory." Chronicles last year's football season. And get this,
Mr. Cliff Quarterback
himself is writing, directing and starring in it.
Joey: (rolling her eyes) Oh, a Streisand.
Dawson: This is serious, Jo. They're entering it in the film festival. *My* film
festival. This is like
immediate competition.
Joey: And it's a sports film?
Dawson: A thin and pedestrian sports film.
Joey: Ah, the epitome of everything you're against. (she wrinkles up her nose
and leans against a locker)
Could life be more cruel?
Dawson looks down the hallway to see Cliff walking up to Jen. Joey also notices.
Cliff: Hi, I'm Cliff.
Jen: Hi, I'm Jen.
Dawson: (watches) This isn't happening.
Cliff: I know being the new kid can be kind of traumatic but if there's anything I
can do to take the edge
off, show you around, take you out?
Jen: (smiling) That's, that's really sweet of you. Umm, can I let you know? I
mean, I'm still just getting
settled in.
38 Cliff: Sure, sure, absolutely. (pause) And it was nice to meet you Jen, short for
Jennifer.
Jen: You too, Cliff, short for Clifford.
She strides past Dawson and Joey, looking back at Cliff and smiling to herself.
Dawson and Joey just
look on.
Joey: I told you, Dawson. They move fast in New York.
Dawson starts to say something but stops and just looks down the hall after her.
~~~~~~~~~~Part Two~~~~~~~~~~
Mitch is standing at a table working on his restaurant plans. Dawson hops down
the stairs carrying the
head model of Joey.
Dawson: Dad, hey Dad. Have you seen my camcorder?
Mr. Leery: Filming today?
Dawson: Yeah, Joey gets decapitated.
Mr. Leery: It's, uh, in my bedroom, on the night table, on your mother's side.
You might want to take the
tape out.
Dawson: (making a face) You can get arrested for that in some states. (pauses)
Umm, I have a question.
It's kind of a girl slash relationship question. And I don't want it to go to your
head that I'm soliciting
fatherly advice or anything. But, cause I clearly don't condone yours and Mom's
perverse sex life but I'm
not too proud to admit that my own inexperience is hindering my current female
relations.
Mr. Leery: Well, what's the question?
Dawson: Mechanics of kissing.
Mr. Leery: How can I help?
Dawson sits down next to his father.
Dawson: Well, I'm interested in technique.
Mr. Leery: Well, there is no technique, Dawson. You just put your lips together
and go.
39 Dawson: Well, what makes a great kiss?
Mr. Leery: The first time I kissed your mother-Dawson: (interrupting) Now don't get too detailed.
Cut to Joey walking to the Leery house and to the ladder leading up to Dawson's
room.
Mr. Leery: And we were out on a boat. And your mother's lips were chapped
from the sun and she asked
if she could borrow my chap stick. So I took it out and I put some on my lips
and then I leaned over and
kissed her.
Joey is seen entering Dawson's room and into the upstairs hallway
Mr. Leery: (continuing) The chapstick was really smooth. It slid onto her lips, the
sensation was
amazing. The chemistry was already there, you know but it was just one of
those things that cemented
it, you know. It was unforgettable and most importantly, romantic.
Joey looks over the balcony and sees Dawson and Mitch talking.
Dawson: And here, I thought you were all about sex.
Mr. Leery: Oh, we still jumped each other. (Dawson grimaces) But you got to
have romance. It's all about
romance...and chapstick.
She squats down and listens to them.
Dawson: But the kiss itself, What did you do?
Mr. Leery-: Well, here (holds up the head of Joey) Give it a try.
Dawson: No!
Mitch: Oh, come on. This is a big father/son moment here. You asked for it.
Joey smiles and tucks a piece of hair behind her ear.
Dawson: Alright.
Dawson takes the head from Mitch
Mr. Leery: Now moisten your lips and go for it.
Dawson: Dad, this is ridiculous.
40 Mr. Leery: It's your bottom lip. You got to keep it relaxed. (Mitch pulls on
Dawson's bottom lip) You want
to let it have a mind of its own. You want it to dance with hers. (pause) Close
your eyes.
Dawson holds the head up, closes his eyes and kisses it. Joey is watching and
when he goes to kiss
the head, Joey closes her eyes as well. She opens them slowly after a moment.
Mr. Leery: That was good.
Dawson: Yeah?
Mr. Leery: Yeah.
Dawson: Cool. Umm, forget this ever happened.
Dawson: Alright, thanks.
Dawson gets up, grabbing the head and leaves the room
Joey gets up but a noise distracts her. She hears Gail's voice and finds that Gail
is in the closet,
whispering to someone on the phone. Joey stands by the door listening.
Mrs. Leery: Yeah, Alright. No, no, okay, then I'm hanging up. (kissing noises are
heard from Gail) I
promise, I promise. Good-bye.
She hangs up the phone and opens the door to the hallway
Mrs. Leery: (surprised to see Joey) Ahhh, Joey. What are you doing?
Joey: Uh, I was just looking for Dawson. We're filming today.
Mrs. Leery:(nervously) Oh that's nice.
Joey: Yeah, I'm going to get killed today.
Mrs. Leery: Oh that's nice. Ah, Be careful out in the sun. It's hot today. Wear
sunblock.
Joey: Ah, see you later, Mrs. Leery. (she starts to walk away then turns back to
Gail) Mrs. Leery?
Mrs. Leery: Hmm?
Joey: (after a slight pause) I know.
Gail is obviously startled and watches as Joey leaves.
41 Cut to the filming of the movie on the pier. Joey is shown walking down the dock
Joey: (calling out) Steven? Steven?
Joey sees a bloodied shirt and bends down to pick it up. Pacey dressed as the
Creature appears and
Joey screams. She punches him and then picks up an oar and slams him in the
stomach with it. He
goes down as Joey runs to hide behind an old boat. She stumbles to the ground
but picks herself up and
ducks behind the boat. The head model of Joey is held up and Pacey knocks her
head off with the oar.
Fake blood squirts out.
Dawson: And cut. Beautiful.
Dawson changes the film while Jen helps him out with the equipment.
Jen: Guys that was really good.
Dawson: Perfect. That could not have gone any better.
Pacey: (taking the head off of the Creature suit) Joey, you die so well! Dawson,
can we get another one
of those? 'Cause I so love that image.
Dawson: No, we're behind schedule. Moving on.
Joey smiles sarcastically at Pacey and turns around, her smile fading. She goes
onto Dawson's
screened porch and begins to change out of her bloodied clothes. Dawson and
Pacey are seen in the
background cleaning up. Jen enters and goes over to help her.
Jen: (carrying a towel) Hey, Joey let me help you get that blood off.
Joey: It's okay. I can get it.
Jen: No, come on. I don't mind at all. It's not a problem. (Joey gives in and lets
her help) Ewww, it looks
like it's really stuck on there.
Joey: I, I can get it.
Joey begins to take off her bikini top.
Jen: Here, let's get you covered up (Jen puts a towel around Joey's chest area)
You have nice breasts.
(Joey stares at her) I mean, don't get the wrong idea. I'm completely hetero, all
right. I'm just commenting
42 girl to girl. You have a really nice body.
Joey: (self-conscious) I'm too tall.
Jen: (washing the blood off of her) No, you're not at all. You're commanding.
Hey, come on, I wish I had
your stature and your long legs. My body's a mess. I'm too short, my hips do
this weird thing and my
face is shaped like a duck. Oh, and I hate my breasts.
Joey: (stares at her, surprised) Are you serious?
Jen: Yeah, I mean, it's completely normal to hate the way you look.
Joey: (debates over it, then decides to say it) You don't look like a duck.
Jen: (smiling slightly) You know, that's the nicest thing you've said to me since
we've met.
Joey looks away, regretting the compliment. Jen turns to leave, then pauses and
turns back to Joey.
Jen: Joey, I plan to make it really hard for you not to like me.
Joey watches her leave, tightening the towel around her, an uncertain look on
her face.
Cut to Dawson and Joey filming the next scene. Pacey and Jen are on the lawn
playing their characters,
Steven and Penelope
Pacey: Don't worry. I'll help you find your cousin.
Jen: That's so sweet of you. I can never thank you enough..
Pacey leans over and kisses Jen. After a few seconds, Jen tries to pull away but
Pacey won't let her.
Dawson: Whoa. Whoa, Cut! Cut, Pacey, what the hell are you doing!
Pacey: (finally pulling away) I'm kissing, what does it look like?
Dawson: Snorkeling! It's not the way it's scripted. (looks at Jen) Are you okay?
Jen: (laughing) Yeah I'm fine.
Joey: (smiles) It's just a kiss, Dawson.
Pacey: And you know what? Honestly, I think we should have another. Yeah?
Jen laughs some more.
43 Dawson: No. No. No kiss. I'm cutting the kiss. It's out.
Joey: Wait a second, you can't cut the kiss.
Dawson: Yes I can. I just did. All right? It's not working. It doesn't make sense
to have our new character
to be kissing her dead cousin's boyfriend. All right? The kiss is officially cut.
Pacey: All right. So, then is that a wrap cause I got plans tonight, you know?
Dawson: Yeah, it's a wrap.
Jen: Yeah, I probably should be going too. Bye you guys.
Jen goes to leave.
Dawson: Hey, Jen, wait up.
Dawson takes after Jen and Pacey and Joey are left standing next to each
other
Joey: And what are you up to this evening?
Pacey: Well, it just so happens that the woman of my dreams is going to be at
the school dance tonight
and I plan on attending.
Joey: (smirking) Lucky her.
Cut to Jen and Dawson walking by the fence leading up to her house.
Dawson: So, in honor of the school dance, I've rented Saturday Night Fever,
Staying Alive and Grease.
Jen: In the lieu of going?
Dawson: Yeah, It's going to be a John Travolta night of interpretative
expression. See, this way, we can
dance and our feet never have to move.
Jen: I can't Dawson. I'm sorry.
Dawson: What? You have more enticing plans?
Jen: (hesitating) Actually I'm going to the dance
Dawson: Oh.
Jen: I'm sorry. I didn't know you wanted to do the whole movie night thing.
44 Dawson: It's okay. Are you going alone?
Jen: No, actually uh, Cliff Elliott asked me. He thought it would be a good way to
meet some new people.
Dawson: Okay.
Jen: Come on, don't look so down. It's not like it's a date or anything. He just
asked me if I wanted to go
and I said yes.
Dawson: (shrugging) Ok, well call me confused but that's the definition of a
date, Jen. Isn't it?
Jen: (sighing) I know. You're right. I just wanted to go, you know. I mean, I'm
new here and it just
sounded like fun. Why don't you drop by and we can dance.
Dawson: No, I got a date with Travolta. I wouldn't want to disappoint him.
Jen: Well, see you later.
Dawson Ok, see you.
Jen: (enters into her yard and shuts the gate behind her) Bye.
Dawson: (off-screen) Cliff.
Cut to Dawson and Joey in his room. She lays on the bed watching him pace
back and forth.
Dawson: Cliff Elliott. What's that about? I don't get it. How could she be
attracted to him? What's he got?
Joey: Well, we could start with his chest measurements and work down.
Dawson: No, no, no, beyond the external. (tapping his head) There's nothing
going on up here. It's head
fumes. The guy, he's a lightweight. His script is ludicrous, his story sense is even
worse.
Joey: I don't think a cinematic process is the attraction, Dawson.
Dawson: What kills me was she was so open about it. You know, like 'I'm going
to the dance with Cliff',
like it wouldn't bother me. I mean, I respect her candor and all but it's a little on
the thoughtless side.
Joey: (nodding) Completely thoughtless
45 Dawson: (sits down on bed) At this very moment they're slow dancing. Her arms
are wrapped around his
waist and they're moving to some stupid cheesy 80's song, and he's whispering
things into her ear to
kinda make her giggle and toss her hair off to the side. (Joey gives him a look)
Every once in a while their
eyes meet and they shift awkwardly because they know it's all coming down to
that one moment at the
end of the night where he leans over and tells her what a great time he's had.
He asks her if they can do
it again, and she just smiles in that sexy, teasing way that she has, it's not
really teasing, but just sexy
and says "I'd like that." (Joey rolls her eyes) And then their lips meet. Their
mouths come together. Their
tongues find each other, I...aauugghh! (he flops back on the bed) I can't take it.
Joey: You're so dramatic.
Dawson: I don't get it! I don't get it, what did he do that I didn't do?
Joey: (sits partly up, looking at him) He asked her out!
Dawson: (getting up) I'm going to the dance.
Joey: What?
Dawson: (going to his closet) I'm going to the dance.
Joey: What?
Dawson: It's my only recourse.
Joey: Why?
Dawson: 'Cause Jen is there.
Joey: In the arms of another man. I mean, why torture yourself?
Dawson: I'm an artist. Tortured is a prerequisite. Are you coming or not?
Joey: Look at you Dawson. I mean, this little movie plot you got going on is not
going to end the way you
want it to.
Dawson: (changing into a nicer shirt and vest) I'm the one who should be
kissing her Joey. Not some
JCrew ad. I can do it. I can make my bottom lip dance tonight. It's going to
happen. I am going to kiss
the girl.
46 Joey: (lies back down) This is so pathetic Dawson but (she turns to look at him)
I'm not above witnessing
your hormonal suicide so, count me in.
Dawson: Give me two seconds. I've got to check my hair
Joey looks at him strangely.
Cut to Joey coming down the stairs. She walks over to the kitchen and peers in
on Mr. and Mrs. Leery.
Mrs. Leery: We probably won't discuss this until after the dinner itself. I might
be late.
She goes over and kisses him. Joey leaves.
Mrs. Leery: We'll shoot for tonight.
Mrs. Leery walks out of the kitchen and heads for the front door passing Joey,
sitting on the stairs.
Joey: (not looking up) Goodnight Mrs. Leery
Mrs. Leery: (startled) Joey, you scared me. Ah, look we need to talk.
Joey: (standing up) Do you remember my mom, Mrs. Leery?
Mrs. Leery: I just want to clear up this morning.
Joey: My mom was the best. She was an incredible woman. My dad, however,
didn't always see that. He
cheated on her for as long as I can remember and it tore her apart. Crippling
their relationship and nearly
destroying the
entire family.
Mrs. Leery: Why are you telling me this, Joey?
Joey: Because your actions affect others. They bleed into the lives of those
around you and...
Gail: You don't understand...
Joey: (interrupting) No, you don't understand. My mom got cancer and died so
you do the math. You
know your reasons for doing what you're doing? (pause) They can't possibly
outweigh the everlasting
damage you're creating.
47 Mrs. Leery: (sighs) Does Dawson know?
Dawson: (off camera) Know what?
He comes bounding down the stairs. Joey and Mrs. Leery stare at each other.
Joey: How to dance. I just told her we were going.
Dawson: (smiling) I know how to dance.
Joey: (smirking) Yeah, right.
Dawson gives his mom a kiss on the cheek. He runs off and Joey turns to leave
also.
Joey: Have fun tonight, Mrs. Leery.
~~~~~~~~~~Part Three~~~~~~~~~~
The school dance at Capeside High. Pan over kids dancing to "I Want You" by
Savage Garden. Jen and
Cliff are standing next to a table drinking punch.
Cliff: Fortunately, this is a victory dance
Jen: Ah, did you make the winning play?
Cliff: Well, you're here aren't you?
Jen: (laughing) You know, that could have been my exit cue but you somehow
pulled it off.
Cliff: I sold it?
Jen: Yeah, you're smooth yet unassuming. It's very enduring. Is there anything
you're not good at?
Cliff: Yeah. Dancing. I'm rhythmically challenged.
Jen: (challenging) Prove it.
Cliff takes Jen's hand and leads her onto the floor, where they start to dance.
Pacey walks in and spots Tamara who is chaperoning the dance She whispers in
another teacher's ear.
He walks up to her.
Pacey: Good evening, Ms. Jacobs.
Tamara: (not thrilled to see him) Hello, Pacey. How are you this evening?
48 Pacey: Confused, perplexed, bewildered, mystified. The source of emotion.
Tamara: You know, I'm the chaperone and I should make the rounds
Pacey: Would you like to dance Tamara?
Tamara: (turns around) That's not a good idea, Pacey.
Pacey: Of course it's not a good idea. But if things were different, would you?
Tamara: (smiling) I...I have to go.
Dawson and Joey arrive at the dance and see Jen and Cliff dancing to "All I
Want" By Savage Garden.
Cliff is definitely proving his point.
Joey: (smiling as she sees them) Ahhh, they make such a cute couple. (turns to
Dawson) What exactly
is your plan?
Dawson: (watching) I didn't get that far.
Joey: Well you better write something quick, because in some world sectors,
what they're doing is
known as foreplay.
Shots of Jen and Cliff dancing.
Dawson: (thinking) Do you dance?
Joey: (shaking her head) No.
Dawson: (taking her hand) Now you do. C'mon.
Joey: (aggravated) Dawson, this is certifiable.
Dawson: It's easy. You just move around, shake your ass back and forth.
They reach the dance floor. Just then, the song ends and a slow one comes on.
The camera pans over to
various couples moving to the music. Joey and Dawson each look around, not
quite sure what to do.
Dawson steps toward her and takes her hand in his. Joey stares, overwhelmed,
over his shoulder.
Dawson searches for Jen.
Dawson: We lost her
Joey: (staring up at him) Maybe she's with your brain.
49 Dawson twirls Joey around him, still looking for Jen. She's confused, but plays
along. She comes back
around him and he stares at her, smiling.
Dawson: You're pretty good at this
Joey offers a slight smile as the mood turns and their eyes search each other's.
Jen: Hey, you guys
The moment is broken. Jen and Cliff are next to them, swaying to the music.
Dawson: Hi.
Jen: You made it.
Dawson: Yeah.
Jen: Ah guys, you know Cliff?
Joey: Hi.
Dawson: Hi.
Cliff: We have film class right?
Dawson: Not exactly. It's my study hall base.
Jen: But Dawson is a very talented filmmaker.
Cliff: Oh yeah? You're into movies?
Dawson: I dab.
Cliff: Cool.
Dawson: (trying to be smooth) I'll see you.
Dawson dances Joey away.
Joey: That went brilliantly.
Cut to Jen leaving for the hallway. Pacey stares at Ms. Jacobs. Dawson notices
Jen and runs after.
Dawson: (out of breath) Hey
Jen: Hey, Dawson. Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you.
Dawson: Yeah? You know, here and there.
50 Jen: I was hoping we could dance.
Dawson: What about Cliff?
Jen: (amused) Well, if you'd rather dance with him...
Dawson: You know what I mean.
Jen: It's a song, Dawson, A three-minute distraction from life.
Dawson: He might get upset. You being his date and all.
Jen: (annoyed) Forget I asked.
Dawson: Jen...
Jen enters the girl's bathroom. Dawson pauses for a second and then goes in
after her. He quickly exits
when girls start screaming.
Dawson: Sorry.
Cut to Joey and Dawson are sitting at a table. Joey is watching Dawson stare at
Jen and Cliff.
Joey: This is embarrassing. Let's blow.
Dawson: No, I'm enjoying my misery.
Cut to Jen surrounded by Cliff and his jock friends.
Joey: While you stand here on the dock pontificating, little U.S.S. Jenny is sailing
farther and farther out
to sea. Haven't you had enough?
Dawson: No, I'm still breathing.
Joey: Dawson, you hardly even know this girl
Dawson: I know. That's the magic of it, Joey. True, Jen stepped into my life no
more than two seconds
ago but already I feel that connection. The bond that we're meant to be
together. You call a wish
fulfillment and delusion of the highest adolescent order, but I'm telling you
something *primal* exists
between us.
Joey: You're scaring me Dawson. You're doing this Frankenstein/Hyde thing. I
mean, one minute you're
Dawson, the next you're his psycho alter-ego. I mean, you're the sea creature
from your own movie.
51 Dawson: So be it, Joey. I can't explain it any better, Jo. The girl's a mystery to
me, but I feel like I've
known her my whole life. (pause) I mean, it's like the way I feel about you.
(Joey stares at him) She
challenges me the way you do, she could be you. Except...she's Jen.
Joey looks away, trying to conceal her hurt.
Joey: Well let me just remind you how you're little allegorical horror movie slash
love story ends. The
creature doesn't get the girl. He dies a
violent, bloody, horrible death. Rest in peace, Dawson. It was nice knowing you.
Joey gets up to leave.
Dawson: Where are you going?
Joey: I'm already dead, remember?
Dawson looks over at Jen and Cliff as a slow song comes on and they step out
onto the floor.
Dawson: (getting up) It's time for a rewrite.
Dawson taps Cliff on the shoulder while Cliff is dancing with Jen
Dawson: Umm, excuse me. I'd like to cut in.
Jen: What are you doing, Dawson?
They've stopped dancing.
Dawson: I said I want to cut in. I'd like to take over. Umm, I'd like to thank you
Cliff for showing Jen such
a great time for the greater part of the evening but I'm here now in sound mind
and body, and I can take
it from here.
Cliff: What are you talking about?
Jen: Yeah, Dawson. What are you talking about?
Dawson: You and me. Me and her. Cliff, I know it's kind of confusing right now
but all you need to know is
that Jen and I have something going on and it's a little bit raw and undefined
right now but it's my time to
clarify the situation. So I'd like to ask you to manly step aside so I may have a
moment with the object of
52 my desire.
Jen: (upset) Dawson, what are you doing?
Cliff: Hey, you're going to have to leave right now, okay? This is too weird.
Dawson: No. I think you need to go. I'm staying.
Cliff: What's going on, Jen? Do you want to be with this guy? (to Dawson) Why
don't you just go?
A crowd begins to form around them.
Dawson: No. Why don't you go?
Cliff: And if I don't?
Dawson: I haven't thought it through that far.
Jen: I'll tell you what. I'll make it easy for both of you. I'll go.
Jen leaves and the camera closes in on Dawson's face as he watches her go.
~~~~~~~~~~Part Four~~~~~~~~~~
Joey, Dawson and Pacey are walking down the street towards the pier
Dawson: This could be the single most embarrassing night of my life. I'm a
simp. Joey, how could you let
me do this?
Joey: See, I knew this was going to turn against me some how, where this
would all be my fault.
Dawson: And Pacey, my non-existent friend.
Pacey: Sorry, man. I was otherwise engaged.
Joey: At least I didn't desert you, *I* came back!
Dawson: Who's the mystery woman you keep alluding to?
Pacey: Unfortunately, the mystery woman remains a mystery even to me.
Dawson: (depressed) You know, at this moment, Jen's lips are probably pressing
against Cliff's.
Joey: (sighs) Don't go there.
Pacey: You know what? It's my stop kids. Manana.
53 Pacey leaves and heads down towards the pier. Joey and Dawson continue
walking down the street.
Cut to Mr. Leery is sitting at the kitchen table. Mrs. Leery walks in carrying a
doggie bag of food from the
restaurant.
Mrs. Leery: Hi
Mr. Leery: Hi hon. How'd it go?
Mrs. Leery: Okay. I brought you a doggie bag. Oh, is Dawson home yet?
Mr. Leery: I think our son is busy kissing the girl next door for the first time
tonight.
Mrs. Leery: (massaging his shoulders) Oh, sounds romantic.
Mr. Leery: Ummm, remember our first kiss.
Mrs. Leery: Of course I do. It was our first date. You took me to the movies, the
one where Mary Tyler
Moore was just this horrendous mother.
Mr. Leery: Ordinary People.
Mrs. Leery: That was it.
Mr. Leery: No that wasn't it. That was our second date.
Mrs. Leery: Wait. It was in your car at a stoplight. I remember you leaned over
and you kissed me.
Mr. Leery: No
Mrs. Leery: Yes, it was.
Mr. Leery: I can't believe you don't remember our first kiss.
Mrs. Leery: (she heads to the fridge) I remember. I don't think you remember.
Mrs. Leery: No, I remember every moment. It was the single most vivid moment
of my life thus far.
Mrs. Leery: Honey, I'm sorry. It's late and I've had a long night.
Mr. Leery: And there I was giving our son advice on how to deliver the most
memorable kiss only to
discover that I'm a utter failure.
54 Gail sneakily pulls out a tube of chapstick and puts it on.
Mrs. Leery: Umm, I know. We went for pizza. It was that terrible restaurant
where you rubbed the red
pepper into your eye (she sits in his lap).
Mr. Leery: Third date. You know, you just need to quit.
She interrupts him and plants a kiss on him. They stand up as the kiss grows
more passionate until she
breaks it off.
Mrs. Leery: How's the lips? Still chapped?
Mitch: They need a little more.
They kiss again, then hold each other. Gail looks over his shoulder, troubled.
Cut to Pacey walking down the pier when once again he spots Tamara.
Pacey: This cannot be happening.
He walks over to where Tamara is standing.
Pacey: Ms. Jacobs?
Tamara: Hi, Pacey.
Pacey: You know, I feel this strange familiarity creeping over me.
Tamara: I thought it might be appropriate.
Pacey: Give us a chance to do it all over?
Tamara: Only change the ending. I'm sorry, Pacey, about my behavior. I mean,
this is without question,
the most absurd thing I've ever done. Not to mention punishable in a court of
law.
Pacey: It was just a kiss.
Tamara: No. It was more than that. (pause) What I did was deadly wrong and I
could stand here and try
to explain to you my hopelessly troubled state of mind. Because you do deserve
an explanation for my
behavior but well, instead of feeding you ten years of therapy, I was hoping that
maybe I could get by with
a simple apology? And hope that I haven't left any permanent scars...I am sorry,
Pacey. What I did was
wrong and I am sorry.
55 Pacey: Now, where do you get off taking all the responsibilities for this. I may
just be fifteen, but I'm well
beyond the age of accountability.
Maybe not within the confines of the judicial system, but for me. (sighs) My lips
kissed back. Right? I
kissed you back.
Tamara: Fair enough.
Pacey: And you know what? I don't regret that at all and you shouldn't either.
Tamara: But this can't happen again. From now on, our relationship is strictly
teacher/student. I want that
clear.
Pacey: And if I were to object?
Tamara: Well it's not up for discussion. You know, it has to be this way, Pacey,
for all the obvious and
non-obvious reasons.
Pacey: (sad) This is so unfair. (honestly) I'm not good with girls and I finally
meet someone...
Tamara: Don't worry, Pacey. That will change, Trust me. Good night.
Pacey reaches and grabs her arm as she tries to leave. She turns back to him
and they kiss.
Cut to Dawson and Joey still walking down the street.
Dawson: Jo, let's assess. What have we learned from tonight's 90210 evening?
Joey: That we should always stay home on a Saturday night and watch movies
because the remote on the rewind of life does not work... [sic]
Dawson: No, it doesn't. But that won't be a problem now that I officially ruined it
with Jen. It's really over.
Joey: It never began, Dawson.
Dawson: You know I do feel like the monster from my movie. There's something
inside me that I can't
control. It's like I have no balance anymore. Everything's either high or low, hot
or cold, black or white. It's
like there's no middle ground, anymore. I mean, nothing's just okay.
Joey: (sighing) I'm too tired to philosophize, Dawson.
56 Dawson: Do me a favor? If I get like this again, and I'm sure I will, before this
adolescent growth process
is over, well next time just chain me
to my bed and wait for my moment of clarity to come?
Joey: (smiling wickedly) Can I use leather straps?
Dawson: (still confused) Not until you explain the Crisco.
Joey: (laughing) You are such a sphincter. You really are. I mean, I can't
understand how someone so
self-aware can be utterly clueless.
Dawson smiles then looks down the street and sees Jen buying taffy from a
vendor. She then steps over
to the balcony of the pier and stares out at the water. Joey watches also.
Dawson: (moaning pitifully) Oh man, What do I do?
Joey: (shrugs) It's your call.
Dawson: Well, I pretty much bastardized the evening. I may as well complete it.
Joey: 'Til there's no one left standing.
Dawson: Can I bag on you Jo?
Joey: Yeah you can bag.
Dawson: (punching her on the shoulder) Wish me luck.
Joey: pauses for a moment, just looking at him.
Joey: Good luck, Dawson. I hope you get your kiss.
Dawson waits till she leaves then heads toward Jen. He walks up behind her.
She senses him there.
Jen: (still looking out at the water) I'm beginning to feel like your TV set.
Dawson: I don't know what to say first.
Jen: A first. (turning around) I am really angry, Dawson.
Dawson: I know.
Jen: What do you want from me?
Dawson: I want to know what's going on between us?
57 Jen: And does that question need to be answered tonight?
Dawson: Sorry about tonight, Jen. I got scared. Scared I was becoming the
friend.
Jen: (upset) Oh God, the friend. How awful.
Dawson: It is awful. I feel like I'm becoming a friend you come over and tell all
your boy adventures to. I
don't want that to be the case. I want to be your boy adventure.
They both hear voices and look at a couple that are on a houseboat celebrating.
Jen: Can't you be both?
Dawson: (pauses) No, not at fifteen, you can't. It's too complicated.
Jen looks away, pausing to think.
Jen: (slowly) So, I'm interested.
Dawson: (surprised) In what?
Jen: An adventure. What do I have to do?
Dawson: (moistening his lips) You can kiss me.
Jen laughs a little and turns back to the water. Dawson looks a little hurt.
Jen: You know, I really am a cliché, Dawson. In New York, I was moving fast, I
was moving really, really
fast. So fast I kept stumbling and falling. But here I feel like for the first time in
a long time I'm walking at
a steady pace and (she turns back to him) I'm afraid that if I kiss you, my knees
may buckle and I may
stumble and I don't know if I can handle it now.
Music drifts from the houseboat. The couple stands and begins to dance to "You
Don't Know Me" by
Jann Arden. Dawson and Jen both watch until Jen turns smiling shyly to Dawson.
Jen: Would you like to dance?
Dawson: Here? Right now?
Jen: (smiling) I've wanted to dance with you all night, Dawson.
They move towards each other and begin to dance.
58 Jen: (softly) See, the kiss is just the end result. It's not what's important. It's all
about desire. And
wanting.
Dawson: And romance.
Jen: (smiling and looking up into his face) Yeah, and romance.
Jen sighs and lays her head on his shoulder. Dawson looks amazed that he's
even there. Cut to Joey
walking up the street, watching them. Her downcast face says it all as the
camera draws closer. Cut
back to Dawson and Jen dancing. The camera pulls back and the music fades.
59 Dawson’s Creek – 102 *Dawson's room. Dawson and Joey are watching a movie and a guy and a girl
are making out on a beach. Dawson pauses it.*
Dawson: This is a Jen moment. This is my future we're watching. Me & Jen.
Jen and I.
Joey: Mm, a black and white feature. How retro.
Dawson: My first kiss with Jen is going to be just like that.
Joey: Whoa. Wait a minute. We're back to that? You mean, you haven't even
kissed that girl?
Dawson: It's not about the kiss Joey. It's about the journey, creating a
sustaining magic.
Joey: Does Jen fall for this warped movie logic?
Dawson: It's not warped. It's romance.
Joey: It's old, Dawson. Just kiss her, will you? Take the elevator to the
next floor and get off, it's time.
Dawson: It's not that simple Joey. It's about creating the perfect moment.
And it has to be planned with the right music and dialogue.
Joey: You can't storyboard a kiss.
Dawson: Sure, you can.
Joey: It's not reality, Dawson. These movies that you're watching are false
images that don't exist outside the city limits of Hollywood.
Dawson: Not true. They're images grounded in the reality of imagination.
Joey: Did you just pull that one out of your butt, or what?
Dawson: Everybody thinks that movies are fantasy, but they don't have to
be. From here to eternity. You can have that. You just have to create it.
That moment on the beach could be yours. You could be Debrah Carr.
Joey: Mm, sand in my crotch, heaven.
Dawson: You know, it's attitudes like yours that prevent storyboard
romances from happening. You're way too cynical.
Joey: Right *rolls her eyes*.
60 Dawson: And far too jaded for this conversation.
Joey: I'm sorry Dawson, but romance doesn't come with a John Williams
score.
Dawson: It's called a stereo.
Joey: And it doesn't come with a sunset or starlit summer night either. And
I'm personally offended that this movie mentality where we're supposed to
believe that Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock are going to magically drop down
from the sky and sweep us off our feet.
Dawson: I didn't know you had a thing for Brad Pitt.
Joey: I don't. It was an analogy.
Dawson: *teasingly* Sandra Bullock?
Joey: Dawson! These movies aren't real. They're not kissing with their
tongues. It's Take 22, the girl's bored, the guy's gay. It's celluloid
propaganda.
Dawson: Joey, Joey, Joey. You bitter, cyncial, jaded...thing.
Joey: You used to be bitter and cynical too. You were far more interesting.
Dawson: But now I choose magic.
Joey: You know this Peter Pan fantasy filmland you're living in? It will be
your downfall.
Dawson: One day you'll understand Joey. You'll know what it's like to long
for someone, to desire to want to kiss them, and then you're going to come
to me and say, "Dawson, you were right." See Joey. All you have to do is
believe.
*Joey starts to climb out the window and stops halfway through.*
Joey: Clap hard, Dawson. You may be Tinkerbell's last hope.
*Dawson's Creek theme song*
*Capeside High - film class. Dawson is sitting with his notebook at the
back of the class.*
Mr. Gold: Alright, kids, so let's hear some ideas.
Kid in the back: What about a big production number at the victory dance?
Right at the end of the second half.
61 Nellie: Will someone please tell Tommy Tune back there, that the discussion
is limited to non-assinine ideas?
Mr. Gold: Let's try to keep this story meeting a little more upbeat, and
politically correct, Nellie.
Another kid in the back: I got it! The coach has a heart attack and drops,
right before the game.
Cliff: It's the coach. Nobody cares. It has to be something bigger.
Yet another kid: We start shooting tonight, shouldn't the script be lotted?
*Dawson acts like somebody actually has brought up a good point.*
Cliff: Yes, but we need to solve the ending. There's something missing at
the top of the act.
Another kid: What if we give the split end some kind of a problem? Like
drugs, drinking, his girlfriend got knocked up.
Nellie: Kill someone. An unexpected death always works.
*Dawson can't control keeping quiet anymore.*
Dawson: Guys, guys, you need to create some dramatic tension. There's a
formula to it, that's all. Anybody ever see Rocky or the Karate Kid? This
film needs to be about the underdog, not the golden boy. He needs to
overcome some internal conflict within himself. And we, the audience, need
to know why this game is so important to him. What's he going to prove to
himself if he wins it? We need to care about him.
*Some people start laughing*
Nellie: Pathetic. Mr. Gold, as producer, I am going to have to insist that
you shut him up.
*Bell rings. Cut to: Pacey going into a classroom and shutting the door.
It's Tamara Jacobs' classroom.*
Pacey: I noticed you didn't hand me back my test. Does that mean you need
to see me after class?
Tamara: It means you racked up another prime number on a quiz.
Pacey: Prime as in quality steak is prime?
Tamara: Prime as in 23 is prime. Do you know anything about Ethan Frome?
Pacey: I know that he has a farm. *starts singing* and on that farm he has
a...
62 Tamara: Pacey. This is serious. I heard the other teachers talking about
your work, or lack thereof. This is across the board. You're failing.
Pacey: Do you know how difficult it is to fail? This has taken a
considerable amount of work and energy.
Tamara: This is deliberit?
Pacey: Of course. This is a pre-meditated death threat (?). See it was my
hope that a certain teacher was going to bail me out with some private
tutorial encounters.
Tamara: It's not a question of your intelligence, Pacey.
Pacey: See, my problem is, I have a focus issue. I need a slave driver.
Somebody with a whip, maybe?
Tamara: Pacey, we can't interact like this.
Pacey: Oh no, of course not. This is a deadly wrong taboo. However, you can
tutor me. That is completely acceptable within our student, teacher,
relationship.
Tamara: I have a teacher's meeting after class. But I'll be working late.
Meet me here later. About 6ish.
Pacey: Yeah..
*Pacey is very happy about this. He walks out the door.*
*CUT TO: S.S. Icehouse*
Bessie: It feels like this baby is tangled in my rib cage.
Joey: God, you're huge. Why didn't you stay home?
Bodie: Never tell a pregnant woman she's fat.
Joey: Sorry. You're not fat, Bessie, you're just monumentally gargantuous
(sp?).
Bodie: Your sister reminds me of a beached whale.
Joey: Bodie...
Bessie: You're joking, right? That was a joke.
*CUT TO the table where Pacey and Dawson are sitting.*
Dawson: This is my big break. Gold's going to let me in the class
officially, providing I prove myself.
63 Pacey: How?
Dawson: I'm on the crew for Helmets of Glory. I'm a PA for Nellie. It's a
test.
Pacey: Yeah, pure humiliation.
Dawson: See, that's the point. It's the winning attitude.
*Joey approaches the table.*
Pacey: Our serving wench is here.
*Joey sits down.*
Dawson: Of course this completely ruins my romantic plans with Jen this
evening...
Joey: Would you forget Wonderbra for a moment? Don't you have to work on
your own movie? What's up with that?
Dawson: Originally, I was going to do both. That was the plan. Bridge
fantasy with reality and prove that yes, romance can be created.
Joey: Get off of that.
Pacey: What are you talking about, man?
Dawson: End of the movie, right? The monster is dead. Beauty killed the
beast. Penelope, our heroin, says her final goodbyes to the beast. I was
thinking of shooting it up at the ruins.
Joey: Ah, that's trespassing, don't get caught.
Dawson: It's the perfect monstrous haven. Lush and romantic.
Pacey: And the perfect place to seduce the young and beautiful actress
playing Penelope. You dog, you are sly.
Dawson: You make it sound so cheap.
Joey: Do you want anything or..
*Right here my VCR decided it wanted to be incredibly stupid and stop
taping so I got it started again right here..*
Pacey: A dozen oysters, Joey, pack 'em up.
*Joey notices Anderson.*
64 Pacey: (cont.) And you could pack 'em up now Joey. Hellooo? Joey? Hello?
Anybody home?
Dawson: Who is that guy?
Joey: Who's who?
Pacey: Uh, the guy that was breaking your neck.
Dawson: Who is he? Do you know him?
Joey: I've never seen him before. He's probably some rich kid who just
stepped off his mommy and daddy's yacht or something.
Pacey: Could it be? Joey is finally noticing the opposite sex!
Joey: Shut up.
Pacey: *shouts* EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN. THIS WOMAN HERE THINKS YOU'RE
VERY
ATTRACTIVE.
*Joey reaches over and covers his mouth.*
Joey: You buttplug.
Pacey: Forget it, Joey. Guys off yachts don't go for waitresses.
Joey: I'm going to kill you. One night in your sleep, a slit throat maybe,
or a screwdriver to your temple. Be ready.
*CUT TO: Filming for Helmets of Glory.*
*Jen walks up on Dawson while he's messing with the helmets.*
Jen: Hey Dawson.
Dawson: Hey. What are you doing in here?
Jen: Oh, just living a fantasy.
Dawson: No, seriously.
Jen: Cliff gave me a part.
Dawson: No part where there's a couch (?) involved, right?
Jen: No. Cliff's a very nice guy. And I've got 2 lines. "Way to go!" and
"Those *missed the word* sure do look big."
65 Dawson: But Jen you're supposed to be in my movie not this homage to head
gear.
*Cliff walks over.*
Cliff: Hey! Glad you made it.
Jen: Hi.
Cliff: Just in time, we were just about to start.
Nellie: Rehearsal's up.
*Cliff takes a helmet from Dawson.*
Cliff: Thanks David.
Jen: It's Dawson.
*CUT TO classroom. Tamara and Pacey.*
Tamara: Has Ethan made it to the County Fair yet?
Pacey: Uh...yeah...yes he has...yes he has...
Tamara: Amazing. There was no County Fair when I read it.
*Pacey puts the book down.*
Pacey: What were you in high school?
Tamara: What do you mean?
Pacey: A jock, a brain, a cheerleader...
Tamara: Why?
Pacey: Just curious.
Tamara: Well, I was captain of the dance team and class treasurer. And I
studied...a lot.
Pacey: Boyfriend?
Tamara: Yes.
Pacey: A jock?
Tamara: Centerfielder why are you asking?
Pacey: Would you have dated me?
66 Tamara: Pacey.We're in school, we are not alone, there are people in this
building.
Pacey: If you and I had gone to school together and we were the same age,
would you have dated me?
Tamara: Probably not. But that was a long time ago. I've learned a lot. I'm
smarter now. Well, I was until a few weeks ago.
*Tamara hands Pacey a paper.*
Pacey: What's this?
Tamara: Summary questions for the first 2 chapters. I tell you what. You
answer all of them and maybe I'll give you some positive reinforcement.
Pacey: Yeah?
Tamara: Yeah.
*CUT TO: Joey walking outside of the S.S. Icehouse towards a yacht in which
Anderson is playing the violin.*
Anderson: No applause. Just send money. Wait. Don't go. You know, you were
spying on me.
Joey: It's a public dock.
Anderson: No, it's okay. My name's Anderson. Anderson Crawford.
Joey: Congratulations.
Anderson: So do you come with a name, or just an attitude?
Joey: Just an attitude.
Anderson: And people find this charming?
Joey: I haven't asked.
*Anderson climbs off the yacht and walks towards Joey.*
Anderson: So, what brings you to Capeside?
*Joey shrugs.*
Anderson: Tough question. Yeah, I know, I know, you'll get back to me on
that.
Joey: Well, what brings you to Capeside?
67 Anderson: My parents. They're going to antique towns in a search for some
chair. Apparently, Paul Revere once bought it.
Joey: Well, that explains your parents, but what about you?
Anderson: I'm the crew. I used to go to boarding school. You can only take
that all male environment for so long. Tell me something about you.
Joey: Well, I'm a Pisces, I'm into body piercings, and men with tattoos.
Anderson: Are you here with your parents? Are you guys on a boat?
Joey: Actually, we brought the chauffeur. Mother hates to sail. She
doesn't like the sun. She burns easy.
Anderson: What about you?
Joey: I wear lotion.
Anderson: No, I mean, do you like to sail?
Joey: Why do you ask?
Anderson: I'm taking a survey. Because I want you to come sailing with me,
tomorrow.
Joey: I can't.
Anderson: Come on. I'll show you my tattoo.
Joey: Gap ad has a tattoo?
Anderson: If you come sailing you'll find out.
Joey: Okay, maybe.
Anderson: I can live with maybe. As long as you tell me your name.
Joey: Debrah Car....son. Debrah Carson.
*CUT TO: Pacey and Tamara in a classroom.*
*Pacey puts the book down on the desk.*
Pacey: Done. Quiz me.
Tamara: Okay. Let's start easy. What was the name of Ethan's wife?
Pacey: Who is Zena?
Tamara: Correct.
68 Pacey: So what do I win?
Tamara: Wait. There's more. What was the name of the town in which they
lived in?
Pacey: What is Starfield?
Tamara: Very good.
Pacey: Fine. I'm ready.
Tamara: One more. Why do you think Ethan had such a strong sense of duty?
Pacey: Uh...
Tamara: You must cite some examples from your text when constructing your
response.
*CUT TO: Film shooting for Helmets of Glory.*
*On tv*
Cliff: That's why we've got to give it 110%.
*Dawson comments.*
Dawson: 8 days a week.
Cliff: Remember how hard we worked this summer? Now's when it pays off.
Dawson: With communal showers.
Cliff: Let's do it for the coach.
Dawson: He likes to raunch (?)
Cliff: Let's go out there and show them what we're made of.
Dawson: There's no cliche here.
Cliff: Let's lay it on the line.
Dawson: May I have another?
Nellie: My, my, my. Does someone have to have a talk with Mr. Gold about
someone's attitude?
Dawson: Go for it, Nellie.
Nellie: Oh I will, believe me. I will tell him exactly how you disrupted
filming and delayed the entire production.
69 Dawson: When did you start to hate me? I missed it. What did I ever do to
you?
Nellie: It's what you didn't do. You haven't earned your place here,
Dawson. I worked all summer on this script and I don't appreciate you
walking in here and trashing it. I don't hate you Dawson, but this is
business, strictly professional. You need to show a little gratitude. Now
you shape up, or you're going to be shipped out. Understand?
Cliff: Let's go again. Alright everybody, back to 1.
[Image]
Prelude to a Kiss
*CUT TO classroom with Pacey and Tamara.*
Pacey: Which explains her motivation and desire to keep Ethan from seeing
beyond the somewhat limited scope of life with her on the farm.
Tamara: Well, well, well.
Pacey: And my reward is?
Tamara: You got me, Pacey. I never expected you to get this far.
Pacey: So Miss Jacobs was bluffing?
Tamara: Your reward is your education.
Pacey: No, no, no, no no...
Tamara: I tell you what, I'll owe you.
Pacey: It's okay, Tamara.
Tamara: No, it's not. Pacey. This is my place of employment.
Pacey: It's late. There's no janitors, no film crew, everybody's gone home
for the night. It's just you and me.
Tamara: Pacey.
Pacey: What? What's the matter?
Tamara: You know, you're right. Let's do it. But where should we do it? I
know, how about my desk? Our first time should be on my desk. Strip. Hurry
up we don't have much time. Better drop 'em.
Pacey: I know what you're doing. You're calling my bluff to see how far
I'll go.
70 Tamara: No, no, no, I'm deadly serious. Take them off.
Pacey: I'm on to you Tamara. You think I'm going to cave, that I wouldn't
go through with it.
Tamara: Do you have any condoms Pacey? Because we are going to need
condoms. Well, this is a high school. I'm sure you can round some up.
Pacey: I, uh..
Tamara: What's wrong?
Pacey: Well...this isn't exactly the most romantic place on Earth, you
know...
Tamara: What is this your first time, Pacey?
Pacey: You know that it is.
Tamara: Go home, Pacey. You need to find a girl your own age. Not some
insane middle-aged woman.
Pacey: Please, Tamara.
Tamara: Please no buts. This can't go one second further, it's beyond
wrong. You have to understand that.
Pacey: You keep saying how it's wrong. And maybe it is. But just to set the
record straight, I'm a firm be believer that sometimes it's right to do the
wrong thing. Good night.
*CUT TO: Joey walking towards Anderson's yacht.*
Anderson: Debrah, Debrah Carson.
Joey: Anderson, Anderson Crawford.
Anderson: Wow. You look amazing.
Joey: Yeah?
Anderson: Yeah. You want to come aboard? My parents met some Carson's in
the winter at Palm Beach. Any relation?
Joey: We're pretty much just Manhattan bound.
Anderson: Where'd you go to school?
Joey: Chote (sp?).
Anderson: It's a drag, isn't it?
71 Joey: What?
Anderson: Boarding school.
Joey: Well, I don't think so. I kind of like it.
Anderson: What's there to like about it?
Joey: It's the priveledge of existence. Think of the options, you could be
stuck in a small town like this where nothing exciting ever happens.
Anderson: It's not the education. It's the boarding life. Seems kind of
unnatural. Separated from your family. It just doesn't seem fair.
Joey: Yeah, I keep telling myself I'll get used to it, but I never do.
Anderson: I didn't know you sailed.
Joey: Well, I'm a woman of many talents.
*Joey and Anderson are sailing. CUT TO: Beach. Anderson and Joey are
playing frisbee.*
Anderson: My dad's in investment primarily. He doesn't really work. What's
yours?
Joey: Oh, he's a CEO of a huge conglomerate.
Anderson: Which one?
Joey: One of the nation's best selling tampons.
Anderson: Oh. So what's your boyfriend like?
Joey: Is that your backwards way of asking if I have one?
Anderson: Well, I assumed that you did.
Joey: And what makes you think that?
Anderson: The way you carry yourself. You're really hands off. It's like a
clear radio signal. I guess if I was dating somebody, I'd want them to give
off the same vibe.
Joey: And how would you feel if she sailed to a deserted beach with some
mystery man?
Anderson: As long as she didn't keep a secret. Didn't lie about it. The
truth doesn't hurt, it's the lies that kill you. Honesty is still the
primary quality I'm looking for in a girl.
72 *CUT TO: Filming of Helmets of Glory.*
Cliff: Alright everybody. We can do this. And...action.
*The kid who is filming the two players running and talking is shaking the
camera a lot.*
Nellie: Uh! Do you think we could get somebody who is not epileptic to run
the camera?
Kid: You try it. You try running backwards with a handheld and see if you
can do it any better.
Dawson: There's actually a technique if you brace your arm..
Nellie: Did you say something?
Dawson: Lookin' good.
Nellie: We need more tape from the film lab. Go fetch doggie Dawson.
*Dawson runs into Jen on his way to the film lab.*
Jen: Hey.
Dawson: Hey.
Jen: How's it going out there are they ready for the all important
cheerleaders?
Dawson: Hardly. They haven't even gotten the beautiful take of the first
scene. Let's just say as a director, your friend, Cliff, makes a great
quarterback.
Jen: Well, we can't all be prodigys.
Dawson: But Helmets of Glory? Can you even say it with a straight face?
Jen: Barely.
Dawson: Why are you here? Except for watching me get humiliated.
Jen: Because I knew you'd be here. Hellooo.
Dawson: Hey if we finish early do you want to help me get that magic hour
shot?
Jen: Absolutely. I'd love the chance to work with a real director.
Dawson: Later. If we ever get out of here.
73 Jen: You got it.
*CUT TO: Anderson and Joey on the beach.*
Anderson: Here's the grassy nole and this is Dallas. Now Oswald is here.
Joey: Do you actually buy into that magic UFO theory (?).
Anderson: Are you saying everyone on the wine commission lied?
Joey: All I'm saying is Kevin Costner was pretty convincing in JFK. I mean,
I can't believe you actually read the report. Isn't it like a million
pages?
Anderson: I was curious.
Joey: There's curious and then there's sand models of Dallas. Have I told
you about my UFO theories?
Anderson: What?
Joey: My UFO theories. How they swoop sometimes destroying entire cities?
*Joey turns and looks at the Frisbee.*
Anderson: No you don't.
Joey: It's just Dallas, home of Ross Perot and the Cowboys.
*Anderson has tackled Joey and is now on top of her and he leans in to kiss
her and Joey turns away.*
Joey: Look at the time, I've got to go.
Anderson: Is that the truth? Or are you just trying to wiggle yourself out
of a romantic situation?
Joey: I'm sorry.
Anderson: Let's get Cinderella home.
Joey: Today was a lot of fun Anderson. But you should know the truth.
Anderson: And that would be?
Joey: I'm not Cinderella. Not even close.
*CUT TO: Filming for Helmets of Glory.*
Cliff: Alright everybody. This is it. I can feel it.
74 *The camera is shaking as much as it was earlier.*
Cliff: Cut! Sorry. Let's go again.
*Pacey rolls up in a wheelchair.*
Pacey: Oh, magic filmmaking.
Dawson: Pacey.
Nellie: What's your loser friend doing here?
Dawson: Get out of that thing.
Pacey: Just keeping it warm.
Nellie: Cliff, sweetie, this isn't working. I know you want this moving
tracky thing but
Dawson: Guys, just let me do it.
Nellie: Look, Dawson, I've had it with you!
Cliff: Who, wo, wo. You've got an idea? Let's hear it. I'm open.
*Time lapse. Dawson is in the wheelchair filming and Pacey is pulling him.*
Cliff: And action. Cut! Cut! Great! Perfect!
*CUT TO: The S.S. Icehouse. Jen and Dawson are sitting at the table. Joey
is headed towards them.*
Jen: You were brilliant today. You really put that Nellie Olsen right in
her place.
Dawson: Well, thank you. The real filming is yet to come.
Joey: So, what can I get you guys this evening?
Dawson: We'll have two turkey clubs, and two Cokes.
Jen: And no mayo on mine.
Joey: Can I suggest Bodizone (sp?) fat free herb sauce? It's great with the
club.
Jen: Sold.
Dawson: Um, sandwiches to go. Cokes while we wait. We're catching magic
hour tonight.
75 Joey: Oh yeah. I'll put a rush on it.
*She walks off.*
Jen: What has gotten into Joey?
Dawson: I don't know. It's bizarre.
*CUT TO: where Joey and Bessie are in the Icehouse.*
Bessie: You were late. Look, I'm in charge until you're 18 or dad gets
parol. Whatever comes first. We have to help each other out Joey, it's just
the way it is.
Joey: I'm sorry. Ruin my good mood. I'm just trying to have a moment of
happiness in my otherwise pathetic existence. You can relate, can't you?
*Joey spots Anderson walking towards the Icehouse. She hurries over to
where Dawson and Jen are sitting.*
Joey: Mind if I join you? I'm on break.
Dawson: No. Not at all.
*Joey waves to Anderson.*
Jen: Who's that?
Joey: Nobody.
Jen: Kinda cute nobody.
Anderson: Hey Debrah.
Joey: Hey.
Anderson: What are you doing here I thought you had to be with your
parents?
Dawson: Who's Debrah?
Anderson: She's Debrah.
Dawson: No she's not.
Anderson: So she's not. Well then who did I spend the afternoon with. An
imposter?
Jen: It's just that, we don't call her Debrah. She's just Deb to us.
Anderson: Are you guys from New York as well?
76 Dawson: Wait a minute, what's going on here?
Jen: Yeah. Deb and I go to school together. And you are?
Anderson: Anderson. Anderson Crawford.
Dawson: Would you like to join us, Deb's friend, whom we've never
met...ever?
Anderson: Um, I'm just getting a take out.
Bessie: Sandwiches up!
*Dawson and Jen both look at Joey.*
Dawson: You know, Anderson, the food's good here but the service is a
little iffy.
Anderson: You think your parents might free you up tonight?
Joey: I don't know. Family scrabble tournament tonight.
Bessie: Hey Joey!
Joey: I might be able to sneak away later.
Anderson: Well, you know where I'll be.
Bessie: Planet Earth to Joey.
Joey: I'll stop by after the game.
Dawson: You know sharade is a good 7 letter word you can use in that game.
*Joey and Jen both kick Dawson.*
Anderson: I must have come right in the middle of something.
Bodie: Here you go. *He sets the sandwiches down.* That's $7:50. Miss?
Would you like anything?
Joey: No, but thank you.
Bodie: Anytime.
Anderson: I ordered a take out.
Bodie: Right this way.
Jen: It was nice to meet you.
77 Anderson: Yeah, see you guys later.
*CUT TO: school. Pacey is wheeling the wheelchair down the hallway and he
overhears Mr. Gold and Tamara talking.*
Mr. Gold: Are you kidding? It's my favorite. Isn't it yours?
Tamara: No, my favorite scene is where Streissand meets up with Redford
years later on the street then he grabs her hand (?)
Mr. Gold: And then she brushes his hair off his forehead like she did when
they first met.
Tamara: It's so bittersweet. They belong together.
Mr. Gold: But they can never go back to the way things were.
Tamara: Oh stop it or I'm going to cry right now.
Mr. Gold: Okay, let's get out of here. I'll walk you home. We'll take the
scenic route.
Tamara: Oh will you hold my hand like Katie and *missed the name*?
Mr. Gold: Maybe more.
Tamara: Oooo. I'll get my things.
*She walks out of the room and towards hers. She meets Pacey.*
Pacey: Hello Tamara.
Tamara: Mr. Gold is right around the corner.
Pacey: I know, I heard. He's walking you home.
Tamara: Well, Mr. Gold is a friend of mine.
Pacey: Oh, clearly.
Tamara: Friend, Pacey.
Pacey: Well, I know what you do with your students so I know he's in for
one heck of a ride.
Tamara: Look you have got to stop with this before it gets out of hand.
Pacey: Oh this is already out of hand. Wait, wait.
Tamara: What do you want from me?
78 Pacey: You. I want you.
*CUT TO: Ruins.*
Dawson: We're actually not supposed to be here. The dad's dead and the
son's a real ass so if you see anybody run like hell.
Jen: Oh now we're trespassing, are we?
Dawson: Yes we are.
Jen: What is this place?
Dawson: A monster's secret haven.
Jen: No, seriously, what is this place? It's incredible.
Dawson: It's part of some guy's estate he built it for his dead wife. She
loved Greece. It was her favorite spot. Then she got sick and couldn't go
there anymore so he brought Greece to her.
Jen: That is so romantic.
Dawson: Yeah?
Jen: I think so. This is absolutely beautiful.
Dawson: Well, we've got to hurry or we're going to lose the sun.
Jen: So what do you want me to do here?
Dawson: Well, just give me that and sit right here and watch as I create
the moment. I was thinking about using this for the closing sequence.
Jen: Well, it's a little schmaltzy considering it's a horror film.
Dawson: I was going for the tragedy. See, the monster is dead but in his
death Penelope finds understanding. She comes here to her secret place to
say goodbye. It's themeatic. Plus it kind of balances out all the blood.
Jen: I see it.
Dawson: You do?
Jen: Yeah.
Dawson: Ready?
Jen: Yeah. Okay, so, what's my direction?
79 Dawson: That of longing, incredible sadness. Think about what just
happened. The monster you killed is the man you loved. The victim of an
experiment gone terribly wrong. Cut. And print.
Jen: Was that a take cause I can do it again?
Dawson: That was amazing.
Jen: Sadness is my specialty. Should we do it again because..
Dawson: It was perfect.
Jen: Well, I had a good director.
Dawson: And I had a good actress. So...
Jen: So..
Dawson: It's a shame to waste all this good production design. The sunset,
the music, the soft candlelight.
Jen: Wait a minute. What are you doing?
*CUT TO Joey walking towards Anderson again.*
Joey: You're pretty good at that thing.
Anderson: Hey. I was hoping you'd show up. Listen, um, we leave tomorrow.
But I come to New York all the time. I'll take you out to dinner. The
Rainbow Room. We can dance the night away.
Joey: I'm not a very good dancer, Anderson. And I prefer Boulay (sp?). I'm
an East side girl.
Anderson: But Boulay isn't....let me get you my number. Call me. Would you?
*They kiss*
Anderson: Can I walk you somewhere?
Joey: No. You need to stay right here. In the moonlight. It's where you
belong.
*CUT TO: Ruins.*
Jen: Dawson you were videotaping a really private moment.
Dawson: Let me explain. I wanted the moment to be perfect between us. I
wanted to create something special. Worthy of how special I think you are.
Jen: Dawson you try too hard. You're over zealous.
80 Dawson: It's my downfall.
Jen: Why can't you just let the moment exist why do you feel the need to
make it happen?
Dawson: I just, I do. I don't know what else to say Jen except my
intentions are nothing short of honorable. I've never met anyone like you
before and you scare me.
Jen: I scare you?
Dawson: And I love the way you scare me but it makes me nervous and then I
do or say something stupid and try to come up with ideas to make me smart
so you won't think I'm stupid and then those ultimately backfire making me
seem even more stupid. It's all a vicious cycle and I'm really at the end
of my rope here Jen because all I want to do is kiss you and if I don't
kiss you soon I'm going to explode.
Jen: Oh, you know Dawson this really sucks.
Dawson: Why?
Jen: Now I'm scared.
Dawson: Why?
Jen: The kiss. You've built it up to be such a big deal. What if I'm a
disappointment?
Dawson: Never happened.
*CUT TO: Joey getting into the truck with Bessie and Bodie.*
Bessie: Where were you?
Joey: Nowhere.
Bessie: Hey thanks for helping me out today.
Joey: She's being nice Bodie. What does this mean?
Bodie: Tread lightly.
Joey: Boulay? That restaurant in New York. It's on the East side isn't it?
Bodie: No, it's in Tribeca. It closed down a couple of years ago. They had
a great chef though. Why?
Joey: No reason.
81 *Joey drops the piece of paper with Anderson's number on it out the
window.*
*CUT TO: Ruins.*
Dawson: All of the dumb things I do are rising around you. What does that
mean when you keep doing dumb things around the same girl?
Jen: I'm sure something extremely *missed the word.*
Dawson: Oh no.
Jen: What?
Dawson: We've got to hide. Let's go.
Jen: Where are we going?
Dawson: I don't know.
Jen: Who's coming? Okay, so what do we do?
Dawson: Huh?
*Two people are in the ruins (It's Pacey and Tamara.)*
Jen: Dawson, this is really gross and it smells.
Dawson: I know, I know. Shh!
*"What would happen if we kissed" starts playing.*
Jen: Ew there's like stuff in my hair.
Dawson: It's just like a cobweb or something.
*They kiss*
*CUT TO: Pacey and Tamara. They are having sex -- while being caught &
recorded by Dawson's video camera*
82 Dawson’s Creek – 103 *Dawson's room - Dawson is watching a videotape of Jen when she first
arrived from New York. He pauses it.*
Dawson: Oh god, she's perfect.
Joey: Perfect? Dawson, you disappoint me.
Dawson: Those eyes, that hair...
Joey: Well, I grant you that the girl has certain physical attributes but
nothing so original or mysterious to want perfection.
Dawson: Okay, easy.
Joey: I mean, a face like that leaves nothing to the imagination. The
well-maintained good looks of an upper-middle class New Yorker. There's no
mystery there. I can see her entire future in that pose.
Dawson: Really?
Joey: Yeah. In three years her above average SAT scores will grant her
admission into a small liberal arts college somewhere in New England where
she'll major in...art history before returning to Manhattan to marry a bond
trader she meets some Saturday afternoon at America's cup watching party.
Within a year they move to suburban Connecticut, refurbish an old farm
house, and raise three neurotically perfect children.
Dawson: You've put quite a bit of thought into this.
Joey: Not really. It's just so obvious.
Dawson: Well, to be honest, I think I prefer to let Jen surprise me, okay?
Joey: Suit yourself. I'm just trying to save you some time.
Dawson: Can you hand me that B roll (?) over there?
*Joey hands it to him.*
Dawson: (cont.) By the way, I'm taking suggestions on what to get my
parents for a suitable anniversary gift. I'm at a total loss. I mean, what
do you get two people who have spent every day together for the past like
20 years?
Joey: Offhand, I'd say separate vacations.
*The video that was shot at the ruins of Pacey and Tamara is playing.*
83 Joey: (cont.) Uh, Dawson? I know your cinematic influences are still
evolving, but I never anticipated a Rustin Myer (?) phase.
Dawson: I didn't shoot this.
Joey: I think we found the perfect anniversary gift, Dawson. What is this?
Dawson: I don't know, I swear, I didn't shoot it. I must have left the
camera running when we ran out of the ruins.
Joey: You know it's not without a certain quality.
Dawson: Very watchable.
Joey: Yeah.
Dawson: It's funny, that woman looks familiar.
Joey: I know what you mean. If you brushed her hair out of her eyes a
little....
Dawson: And maybe sat her behind a big school desk...
Joey: It could almost be...
Joey and Dawson: Miss Jacobs!
*Dawson's Creek theme*
*S.S. Icehouse. Pacey, Joey, Dawson, and Jen are sitting and talking about
the video.*
Dawson: So there she is, on tape, doing it with some guy.
Jen: Miss Jacobs? As in 5th period English Miss Jacobs?
Dawson: The very same.
Pacey: Wait a minute. You have a tape of Tamara?
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Pacey. I know you thought she was saving herself for
you but...
Dawson: I was shooting some pickup at the ruins with Jen and we accidentily
left the camera running when we ran out and the rest is pornographic
history.
*Dawson, Joey, and Jen start laughing.*
Pacey: God, that's really strange. Um, you can't tell who that guy is or
anything, can you?
84 Dawson: Standard over the shoulder shot we can't see the guy's face.
Joey: So if you're thinking of tracking him down just look for the guy with
the brown hair and throbbing neck muscles.
Pacey: Uh, Dawson I think, uh, I think I should get to take a look at that
tape.
Dawson: Sure, we'll arrange a private screening for you.
Joey: Yeah, so you can flag the bishop in privacy.
Pacey: You know that's really clever how you turn all the sexual repression
into humor.
Jen: You know what, you guys? I'm late, I should get going before Grams
puts on the APB(?).
Dawson: I'll walk with you. Later kids!
Pacey: Dawson, don't forget man, I want to see that tape.
Joey: Pervert.
Pacey: Prude.
*CUT TO Dawson and Jen walking towards her house.*
Dawson: Pacey talks a lot like he's got all of this experience. It's a lot
of bluster.
Jen: You know, someone once said the more a person talks about it the worse
they are at it.
Dawson: Well, I hardly ever talk about it.
Jen: I know, that's why I keep sticking around.
*They lean in to kiss but Jen catches a glimpse of her Grams in the window
so she pulls away.*
Jen: You know what, Dawson? Uh, now may not be the best time for this.
Dawson: I take it we're not alone.
Jen: Practically a menage a trois. Just look at it this way, Dawson.
Repressing desire can only make it more powerful. So the next time I see
you, we are in for one titanic kiss.
Dawson: If I can survive the wait.
85 Jen: It's not waiting Dawson, it's anticipation.
*She starts walking towards the house then comes back.*
Jen: Screw it.
*They kiss.*
*CUT TO Kitchen in Jen's house.*
Grams: Do you do these things to upset me Jennifer?
Jen: It was only a kiss Grams.
Grams: Only a kiss. I seem to remember a lot of trouble back in New York
starting after only a kiss.
Jen: You know, your definition of trouble is broader than anyone's I know.
Grams: Then why don't you tell me why you think your parents sent you here?
Jen: Why don't you remind me Grams? I haven't heard a resitation of my
sense for what, like, 15 minutes?
Grams: I don't do this to tortue you, Jennifer, I do it so you won't stray
down the same path twice.
Jen: You know what, Grams, I'm bored of this. Of the way we talk to each
other, of these conversations that we have that go round and round in these
incredibly pedestrian circles and we say the same things over and over
again. So let's just end this right now. What you saw outside with me and
Dawson, Grams, was only a kiss.
Grams: Only a kiss...
*CUT TO the Leery living room.*
Mitch: How could you have never seen that before?
Gail: I've never seen in before, I swear to God.
Mitch: You're kidding. You mean, after 20 years of marriage...
Gail: Not 20 yet, not until Monday.
*Dawson comes in.*
Mitch: Hey Dawson, I want you to hear this. Your mother just told me that
she's never before seen this scar underneath my chin, can you believe that?
86 Dawson: You mean the one that you got from that mo-ped accident like 10
years ago up in the cave?
Mitch: Yes! Thank you, Dawson. Thank you very much. You see there, my son
knows my face better than you do. Maybe you should start coming home early.
See my face in the daylight for a change.
*He leans down and kisses her. She pulls him back down for a more
passionate kiss.*
Dawson: Don't bother, I'll show myself out.
*Dawson heads up the stairs towards his room to find Pacey digging through
all of his tapes frantically searching for the tape of him and Tamara.*
Dawson: Pacey. Pacey! What are you doin'?
Pacey: The tape!
Dawson: The tape? Miss Jacobs?
Pacey: The tape! Yes the Miss Jacobs tape!
Dawson: Stop! Dude, you're messing up my dailies! I told you I'd show you
the tape, you couldn't wait?
Pacey: No, I guess not.
*Dawson walks towards the bookshelf and pulls out a hollow book with tapes
inside.*
Dawson: Dude, I knew you had it bad for her but calm down! It's no big
deal. Here you go. You mad dog.
Pacey: Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah?
Pacey: You know, maybe I haven't been entirely honest with you lately. I
mean, not that I've lied to you or anything, just withheld some details.
Dawson: Okay...
Pacey: Well, I'm not cursed with self awareness like you are, Dawson, but I
know enough to know how people see me. I mean, I'm not the guy who gets
the
girl. The guy who talks about getting the girl, but not the guy who gets
her. Enough people say that stuff about you and you start to believe it
yourself.
Dawson: I'm not quite following you here Pacey.
87 Pacey: I got the girl this time, Dawson.
Dawson: What?
Pacey: Yeah. Call it the law of averages, call it an act of God, call it
whatever you want, but I got her.
Dawson: Who? Pacey, who'd you get?
Pacey: Oh man, you know what, Dawson, I don't know how to tell you this but
the guy with the brown hair and the throbbing neck muscles..the guy with
Tamara Jacobs...uh, that's, that's me.
Dawson: No...
Pacey: Yeah. I'm not just talking this time though, but, oh, I wish I was
'cause off the top of my head I could think of about 40 reasons why this
tape could ruin my life. The least of which is the embarressment factor, I
mean, no guy's first time should be captured on video.
Dawson: Are you crazy? I don't think there currently exists a word to
describe my reaction.
Pacey: But, I like her Dawson, I really do. And it's not just the sex, man,
I don't know, maybe this is too improbable and bizarre to ever work out.
Dawson: Bizarre might be a word, yeah.
Pacey:Yeah. Uh, this is, this is gonna sound a little strange but on the
tape, I, did I look alright? Performance wise, did I cut it, man?
Dawson: Yeah, you did fine, man. I mean, from what I could tell, yeah, you
did fine.
Pacey: Cool, man. Thanks. Uh, don't tell anybody or...
Dawson: Alright...
*Pacey walks out the door.*
*CUT TO: Dawson and Joey shopping.*
Joey: We could get them some candlesticks. A nice picture frame, maybe a
piece of (missed the word).
Dawson: Do you really think they'd like something like that?
Joey: Dawson, your parents are middle-aged, white suburbanites, they live
for (missed the word again.).
88 Dawson: You should see my parents lately. It's disgusting. They're like,
half the time they're making out or dry humping in the living room. You
know, what's sad is I'm actually jealous of my parent's sex life.
Joey: What do you mean? Blondie isn't giving you any. I thought by now you
would of uh..
Dawson: You're real romantic, aren't you Joey?
Joey: Well, personally I don't think you're going to get anywhere unless
you off the wicked grandmother.
*Dawson sees his mom with Bob helping him pick out a sportscoat.*
Dawson: Mom?
Gail: Dawson! Hello. Joey! What are you doin--well, this is a surprise.
What brings you out here?
Dawson: Just doing some shopping.
Gail: Oh I'm sorry. Dawson this is
Bob: Bob Collinsworth.
Dawson: Yeah. 6 and 11, right?
Bob: Right.
Gail: And Joey.
Bob: Hi.
Joey: Real thrill.
Bob: Uh, listen your mom was just helping me out with a little wardrobe
problem. Seems that station research has indicated, well, viewers like me,
they hate my sportcoats. Anyways, it's wonderful to finally meet you
Dawson. Your mother has told me all about your film, being a bit of an indy
fan myself, I'd love to take a look at it whenever it's done.
Dawson: Sure. Okay, yeah.
Gail: Oh, uh, we really should get back to the prep session.
Bob: Oh, she's right. Uh, take care. Pleasure to meet you both.
Gail: See you at home, honey.
Dawson: Bye mom.
89 Gail: Bye Joey.
Dawson: You know, it's funny, when I first saw Bob on television I thought
he was a real tool but I don't know, now that I've met him in person he
doesn't seem so bad. What do you think?
Joey: I think you had it right the first time.
*CUT TO Kitchen at Jen's house.*
Grams: Dare I ask?
Jen: Your worst fears are founded Grams, I'm going to see Dawson. And,
maybe I'm just asking for it right now, but I would rather you say whatever
it is you're thinking than continue to look at me the way you are right
now.
Grams: You know that boy only wants one thing from you.
Jen: No, no. That's not Dawson at all. He's completely sweet and honest and
romantic.
Grams: And him and that Potter girl. The way she climbs in and out of his
bedroom window. I don't even want to guess.
Jen: No, Dawson and Joey are just friends. Sure, I mean maybe there's some
of that sexual tension thing that happens when a guy and a girl have been
friends for so long but that's as far as it goes. And as far as Dawson and
me go, Grams, you saw the entire highlight reel yesterday afternoon.
Grams: So I'd be correct in assuming you have certain feelings for him?
Jen: Yeah, you would.
Grams: Well, nothing can be done about that. I just hope that you can avoid
making the mistakes, that you and I both know girls your age often make.
Jen: You always find a way to get that last dig in, don't you?
Grams: Oh, Jennifer, you exasperate me, everything I say isn't meant as
criticism.
Jen: No, I know, I know, some of it's meant as judgement.
*CUT TO: Pacey heading towards Tamara's table outside of the restaurant
across from Screen Play Video.*
Pacey: Hey Tamara!
Tamara: Hi. Well, this is a surprise.
90 Pacey: Well, yeah, I saw you sitting here and just thought I'd come on
over.
Tamara: Well, I'm glad you did.
Pacey: Oh, whatcha reading?
Tamara: Oh, just the approved tenth grade reading curriculum, I'm trying to
choose the next book for our class. Any suggestions?
Pacey: How about something with a little action in it this time?
Tamara: Action?
Pacey: Yeah, sex. I mean, what is our school board so afraid of? We're
practically adults now, we can handle this stuff. A few blue novels are not
going to kill us.
Tamara: Pacey. Every piece of literature that you read this year will have
sex in it. Everything you read last year probably as well.
Pacey: But it's not real sex. I mean, it's sex as a cautionary tale, sex is
a warning. I'm not kidding about this. Every time somebody in one of those
books has sex, something bad has to happen to them. Romeo and Juliet. They
have sex, next thing you know they're killing themselves. The Scarlet
Letter. Ester Prinn has sex and next thing you know she's an outcast for
life. The, uh, Greek one...
Tamara: Edipus (sp?)?
Pacey: Yeah, that one! That guy sleeps with some chick, who granted is his
mother, he's so freaked out by it, he pokes out his own eyes. Okay? That's
not real life. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it has been known to happen,
that every once in awhile, two people sleep together, they enjoy it, and
afterward everything works out fine.
Tamara: You really think that is possible?
*Pacey puts his hand on Tamara's but she pulls away.*
*Dawson's room, on the video camera.*
Jen: Stephen?
*Sea Creature comes out and yells.*
*Jen screams.*
*Off camera.*
Dawson: Alright, reaction. And I want complete honesty.
91 Jen: Well, it's..
Dawson: But before you actually say anything just know that your opinion
means a lot to me and if you hate it, I can't even anticipate the down
spiral it might send me on.
Jen: Well, with my pathetic shreek aside, I think it's really good, Dawson.
Very promising and I'm sure it's going to turn out great.
Dawson: Great?
Jen: Really great.
Dawson: Um, I still have a lot of pre-dubbing to do tomorrow down at my
mom's station. They let me use the equipment down there without too much
hassle so um, but would you like to come along?
Jen: Yeah, it sounds cool.
Dawson: Yeah? Really?
Jen: Why are you so surprised everytime I jump at the chance to spend time
with you?
Dawson: I don't know. Natural skepticism perhaps?
Jen: Well, get over it. Not everything in life has to be so complicated.
*Dawson walks over and sits next to Jen on the bed.*
Dawson: You know, in the old movies, whenever two characters were in bed
together the censors always made one of them keep one foot on the floor.
Which I never really understood because I figured if the characters were
clever enough they could still do almost anything.
*They kiss and they start to fall back on the bed but Jen stops them.*
Jen: Dawson, we've got plenty of time to prove our censors wrong we don't
have to make our case today. Alright?
Dawson: Okay.
*CUT TO Dawson's mom's studio where Jen is screaming into a microphone.*
Jen: Ahhh!
Dawson: Alright that was great. Can we see it with the picture?
Guy: Sure, yeah. Seen your mom this morning yet, Dawson?
92 Dawson: Nah, I'll track her down later. K here we go. We'll go again. This
time more shock less anger.
Jen: Alright. More shock, less anger. Ahhhh I'm sorry, Dawson...
Dawson: We'll take a break...
*CUT TO Jen and Dawson by a soda machine.*
Dawson: I'm sorry if I was being a bit of a perfectionist in there. I get
like that sometimes.
Jen: Nah, I like a man who knows what he wants.
Dawson: Really? Sorta like me?
Jen: Sorta. Aw, Dawson look there's your mom.
*Dawson turns to see his mom plant a kiss on Bob.*
*CUT TO: Dawson and Jen sitting on a bench.*
Jen: Look, I know that your head must be spinning right now, and, I don't
know, maybe, one of the things you're thinking is how unfair it is right
now and you need to talk to someone but you're kind of stuck here with a
little more than a semi-stranger. But, I mean, we always seem to have
something to say to each other, even if our conversations are more banter
than real talk, you know, fun and sweet and everything, but kind of on the
surface. What I'm trying to say is that if you want to talk to somebody
about this, I mean, really talk, I mean, I know we've never done that
before, but I'd really like to be that person.
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*CUT TO Dawson knocking on Joey's door.*
Dawson: I need to talk to you.
Joey: Okay.
*CUT TO Dawson and Joey outside.*
Dawson: What I should really do is tell my dad. "Dad the woman you're about
to celebrate 20 blissful years of marriage with, well she's sleeping with
Bob now." Apparently the scent of his ice-blue aqua velvet was too much to
resist.
Joey: I think we both know that's not the best idea Dawson.
93 Dawson: God, I joked about them having an affair but I was never serious.
You ever wonder what the rate of adultery is in this town? I mean, your
parents, my parents. We live in like this Norman Rockwell picture postcard
town with whitewash fences, and beachfront houses. Do you think people
know?
Joey: People always know.
Dawson: Well, we didn't. Right? Joey? I didn't know. Did you? You knew. How
could you not say anything?!
Joey: Why? So you could hate me for telling you because you know that's
what would have happened. Besides I thought you would have seen it by now.
Dawson: What?
Joey: Well, you're a pretty perceptive guy, usually. I think we can agree
that you've been a little preoccupied.
Dawson: What are you talking about?
Joey: I'll give you a hint. Blonde hair, about the last stages of a B-cup.
Dawson: Don't turn this into a discussion about Jen. Joey, you lied to me.
Joey: I didn't know how to sa-Dawson: What? What are you threatened by Jen?
Joey: Threatened, Dawson? No, I'm not threatened, I'm bored.
Dawson: You're bored so you lie to me to curve your own boredom.
Joey: I was trying to be your friend.
Dawson: No, Joey, what you did was not the action of a friend. What you
did, and let me make this perfectly clear, is disengage this friendship.
Joey: No, Dawson. I was trying-- and I didn't-- I didn't know how to-Dawson: Searching for something to say, Joey? At a loss for words? Don't
worry. Your actions are far more articulate. Bye....see ya later...have a
nice life.
*CUT TO: Pacey watching Tamara and Mr. Gold across the street from Screen
Play Video.*
*CUT TO: Gail and Dawson, Leery's front lawn.*
Gail: Oh, hi Dawson.
94 Dawson: Hi.
Gail: Oh, I didn't see you at the station yesterday. I thought you were
going to stop by and say hi.
Dawson: Things got a little crazy.
Gail: Sorry I missed you. Honey? Is there something bothering you?
Dawson: No, I'm fine.
Gail: Uh huh, well I don't believe you. You've never been good at
disguising that look of preoccupation you get when something is bothering
you. Okay, let me guess, one of the many women in your life has got your
head spinning?
Dawson: Something like that.
Gail: Dawson?
*CUT TO: Dawson knocking on Jen's door.*
Grams: Yes, what can I help you with?
Dawson: Two things actually. First of all, I know you don't like me. You
look at me like some sex-crazed teenager looking to corrupt your
granddaughter, but I want to assure you that that's not the case. Not at
all.
Grams: What's the second thing?
Dawson: Um, I'm here to pick up Jen.
Grams: JENNIFER!
*CUT TO Jen and Dawson talking.*
Dawson: I don't know, maybe it's me, I mean, maybe I have these
old-fashioned ideas about fidelity which I obviously inherited from my
father's side of the family. Oh, I'm sorry, am I starting to bore you?
Jen: No.
Dawson: 'Cause I think I'm starting to bore myself.
Jen: No. Not at all, Dawson. I mean, I'm glad that we can talk about this.
I was a little hurt earlier when you wouldn't say a word to me and I was
sure you ran to pour your heart out to Joey.
Dawson: Well, I won't make that mistake again. Do me a favor Jen. Promise
me that you'll always be up front and honest with me.
95 Jen: Okay.
Dawson: It's not just a passing remark. I firmly believe that secrets
destroy. They wound and hurt to kill and I really want us to have a chance.
Okay? So no secrets between us, ever.
Jen: Yeah, yeah, I mean, but, don't you think that in certain situations
there are things that people just don't want to know.
Dawson: No because even if my mom had fallen completely out of love with my
dad then she should have been honest with him.
Jen: I'm not talking about your parents. I mean, don't you ever wonder why
two months ago I suddenly came to live up here?
Dawson: Well you told me it's because your grandfather's sick and your
grandmother needed your help.
Jen: My grandmother's been an RN for the past 40 years, the only thing I
can help her with is staying out of her way.
Dawson: Okay...so why are you here?
Jen: Okay. Honesty, right?
Dawson: Yeah.
Jen: My parents didn't exactly send me up here to help out Grams. They sent
me up here because the cliches about teenagers in the big city are true.
Dawson: What cliches?
Jen: Come on, you've heard them. They grow up too fast, stay out too late,
hang out with the wrong kind of people, have sex to young...
Dawson: Your parents wanted to get you away from kids like that?
Jen: No, Dawson, I was kids like that.
Dawson: The sex part?
Jen: Yeah.
Dawson: With a boyfriend, right?
Jen: Yeah, but not just to him.
Dawson: Okay. So all that stuff you said about being a virgin before I
should probably disregard that.
96 Jen: And you know what? Maybe I'm just being completely self destructive
here because I like you and I know that the timing is off and everything
but you know this is at your request. And you know what? You should be
honest. You should know who you're dating. You're okay with this, right?
Dawson: Yeah. I mean, you know, the way I thought you were talking it was
going to be much worse.
Jen: Dawson?
Dawson: What?
Jen: Would you hold my hand?
Dawson: Yeah. Sure.
*CUT TO Capeside High.*
Jen: Hey! I missed you this morning.
Dawson: Came in early. Movie stuff.
Jen: Oh so anyways, I was kind of feeling like blowing off my lab report if
you want to go to a movie or something?
Dawson: That sounds great, but you know what? I'm so behind in my
homework
that I don't think my GPA can afford it.
Jen: Okay, well, maybe just a quick study break then.
Dawson: Okay, yeah, I'll call ya.
Jen: Yeah?
Dawson: Definitely.
Jen: Dawson, look, about what we talked about last night.
Dawson: Jen I really gotta go, okay? But I'll talk to you later.
Jen: Yeah. Later.
*CUT TO Pacey watching Tamara and Mr. Gold again.*
*He walks in her classroom.*
Pacey: Question of the day. Do you think if someone is having an affair
with multiple partners they should tell both partners of the arrangement?
Tamara: An informal survey, Pacey?
97 Pacey: Oh, no, I think you'll think this is relevent what with STD's and
AIDS running rapid. Not to mention the moral involvement.
Tamara: No, I agree. If you were intimately involved with someone else, I'd
want to know.
Pacey: Me? Oh, no, no, no, don't turn this around on me.
Tamara: Don't turn what around?
Pacey: The issue.
Tamara: And what's that?
Pacey: Well do you like him or do you like me?
Tamara: You know you're very disarming when you start sounding your age.
Pacey: I saw you two at lunch yesterday and today again in the hallway
laughing together, the way you brush his arm. Who's it gonna be Tamara? Me
or Mr. Gold?
Tamara: You know, I never knew you were so bothered by this, Pacey, because
I'd hate to think I have to choose. I mean, Benji and I have so much in
common. We love to talk about books and authors, and we're both big opera
fans, not to mention our legendary man troubles.
Pacey: Man troubles?
Tamara: Yes. Apparently, in your extensive research, you failed to detect
that I'm not exactly Benji's type.
Pacey: No?
Tamara: Not unless you think I bear some resemblence to Mel Gibson.
Pacey: Mr. Gold is gay?!
Tamara: Shhh. It's not to be repeated.
Pacey: So I don't understand. Yesterday at the cafe when I tried to hold
your hand...
Tamara: And because we were in a public place where any number of students
or teachers or parents could see us I didn't let you.
Pacey: Oh.
Tamara: Pacey. If you're confused about us, if you're trying to make sense
out of what's happening between us, the best I can tell ya is so am I.
98 Pacey: Yeah, really?
Tamara: Yes, really.
*CUT TO hallway.*
Jen: Hey. I think you owe me about 7/8ths of a conversation.
Dawson: Yeah, I guess I do.
Jen: I mean, it's probably just my own pathetic insecurities but I want to
talk more about what we said last night. Are you sure you're okay with it?
Dawson: I'm fine with it.
Jen: Really?
Dawson: Yeah, besides Jen it's in the past. It's over and done with. Even
if I really did have a problem, what could I do about it?
Jen: You could tell me.
Dawson: Tell you what, Jen? You tell me I'm supposed to say something but I
don't know what it is.
Jen: Well, then let me help you out. You could tell me why you've been
avoiding me all day, or what's behind that look in your eyes, whether it's
repulsion or jealousy or complete disapproval because I know I've never
seen it before. You could tell me that you suddenly feel strange about us,
that maybe we need a little break because you don't seem to know me and
maybe you never really did. Or, and now I'll make it really easy for you,
you can just tell me if I've left anything out. I didn't think so.
*CUT TO Video store.*
Dawson: So it wouldn't bother you?
Pacey: Why would it bother me?
Dawson: Because she's not a virgin. Because she's had sex with other guys.
Pacey: You see, this is what I don't understand about you Dawson. If the
woman I was hot for came up to me and in some confessional way told me she
wasn't a virgin, don't you see what she's doing for you?
Dawson: No.
Pacey: You don't see it.
Dawson: I don't.
99 Pacey: She's giving you an in. She's saying, "Look, I understand that
you're a little nervous about making the first move on me because you're
some romantic who puts women like me up on a pedestal so here, I'm going to
give you the greatest gift any desireable woman can give to a sexually
inexperienced guy."
Dawson: An in?
Pacey: Exactly! She's saying she wants it just as bad as you do, man. Your
carnal needs a reciprocal.
Dawson: This is not about sex Pacey it's about romance. You have no idea
what I'm talking about, do you?
Pacey: Yeah, I do.
Dawson: No you don't because what I was going to say before this the world
according to Pacey speech is this has nothing to do with the stupid in or
even getting Jen in the sack. It has to do with one thing.
Pacey: The fact that you are scared. Face it. Dawson, the Jen Lindley you
have built up in your mind does not entirely exist, okay? In your movies,
she can be whatever you want, but in real life, the scripts got thrown out.
Dawson: So it seems.
Pacey: All I can say is enjoy it, man. Life has some pretty unexpected
benefits.
Dawson: Yeah, I could do without all the unexpected plot twists though. The
virginal girlfriend-Pacey: Is not exactly a virgin.
Dawson: And the high school strike out artist
Pacey: Is now having an affair with his English teacher.
Dawson: Then there's also the happily married couple who's celebrating
they're 20th wedding aniversary tonight who's really not as happy as we
thought.
Pacey: Yeah. That sucks, man. Have you talked to your mom?
Dawson: Nope, change of plan.
Pacey: Dawson, I thought you said you were going to tell her.
Dawson: I'm going to tell my dad.
100 *CUT TO Leery's living room. Mitch has the stereo on and is getting ready
to go out. Dawson turns it off.*
Dawson: Hey.
Mitch: Hey. I didn't see you come in.
Dawson: So tonight's the big night, huh?
Mitch: Do you have any idea how long 20 years is?
Dawson: No..
Mitch: And that doesn't even include the 4 years your mother and I dated.
Dawson: There's something I've got to talk to you about.
Mitch: Most of our college friends are already on their second marriages by
now. We all got married at the same time, early 20s, which is a little
young by the way.
Dawson: I admit that there's a strong possibility that this is not the
right time for this.
Mitch: But you know, after 20 years I can still say the same thing I did
then. Can't imagine my life without her.
Dawson: Dad.
Mitch: What?
Dawson: There's something I've got to tell you.
Mitch: Sounds serious. What is it?
Dawson: It is and I know this is the wrong time to talk about this but
*Mrs. Leery walks into the room.*
Gail: Hey Dawson. Be ready in a second, honey.
*She walks out of the room.*
Mitch: Okay. Umm, Dawson, I'm listening.
Dawson: Happy Anniversary, dad. Have a great time.
Mitch: That I will.
*CUT TO: S.S. Icehouse. Jen walks in.*
101 Jen: Hi.
Joey: Sorry, kitchen's closed.
Jen: Well, if you can stand the shock, I actually came to see you. I need
some advice.
Joey: And in what field do you consider me an expert in?
Jen: Dawson Leery.
Joey: You know, I'm sort of busy here with these receipts and locking up
maybe we could do this another time.
Jen: I told him I wasn't a virgin.
Joey: I think I have a minute.
Jen: It's just that he seemed so disappointed in me, which of course made
me angry and now I don't know where we are.
Joey: Well, let me tell you about Dawson. Granted he's articulate for his
age but he's not exactly mature. He's the classic only child. He pouts when
things don't go his way and he only sees things in black and white.
Anything else confuses him.
Jen: Yeah.
Joey: And when it comes to women...there are popes who have had more
experience. I mean the guy was a shrimp until last summer. To say his sex
life is limited is the understatement of the decade. It's barren. A desert.
I don't envy what you have to deal with, believe me.
Jen: You're not trying to scare me off, are you?
Joey: No. I'm just trying to say that every guy that grows up to be one of
the good ones...he was probably a dweeb with girls when he was 15, too.
Jen: So what would you do?
Joey: Same as you. I'd get hurt, mad, confused, ask people for advice,
maybe the wrong people, and then I'd wait.
Jen: For what?
Joey: For him to grow up, come around, everything.
Jen: And how long does that take?
Joey: Don't go by me. I'd probably be stupid enough to wait forever.
102 Jen: Mind a little company?
*CUT TO Tamara's house. Pacey is there reading a magazine while Tamara is
grading papers or something.*
Pacey: Can I ask you a question? How old are you Tamara? Like 35?
Tamara: Something like that.
Pacey: I mean, you've been with other guys, right?
Tamara: Some, yes.
Pacey: A lot?
Tamara: Well, not a lot that mattered.
Pacey: And how many was that?
Tamara: That mattered? You want numbers?
*Pacey nods.*
Tamara: Well, let's see. There was one in high school, one in college,
since then I'd say uhhh there's been three. But no one for a few years.
Pacey: Oh. Great...thanks..
Tamara: Pacey.
Pacey: Yeah?
Tamara: About the one in high school...I didn't mean my high school.
*Pacey smiles.*
*CUT TO Jen talking to her Gramps.*
Jen: Well it's been another busy week here in Capeside. The last two people
who I thought ever would agree on something now do. Both Grams and Dawson
officially think I'm a slut. You know, between you and me, I don't even
know what the big deal is. I mean, in two years, nearly 55% of my peers
will have had sex, and in five years, in 5 years it will be almost 100 and
nobody will care when I did it. But as for now, it's an unfortunate and
major deal. Who knows? Maybe by the time you wake up a 15-year-old girl
with a shady past won't be such a bad thing.
*CUT TO Joey walking towards Dawson in the ruins.*
Joey: Hanging out with all your friends?
103 Dawson: Yep. That's why you weren't invited.
Joey: Phasers on stun, I come in peace. You're going to screw it up, you
know?
Dawson: What?
Joey: Jen. She came and talked to me. I told her sit tight, he'll be back..
Dawson: Thanks. Appreciate it, Joey.
Joey: I explained to her that it's just displaced anger and you're just mad
at your mom and dad.
Dawson: I'm mad at the world, Joey. I'm a teenager.
Joey: Oh, and by the way, we're old pals now, Blondie and I. So, uh, if you
have any messages you want to get back to her, let me know.
Dawson: Look, whatever you've done, thanks, but I don't want to talk about
it right now. With you.
Joey: Come on. Passing up a chance to dish about the girl of your dreams? I
thought that's what you did with your friends.
Dawson: It is. Except I'm not sure that we are.
Joey: How droll. The tables have been turned.
Dawson: This isn't just about yesterday Joey. It's last week, last month.
Everything between us recently, we're not getting along the way we used to.
Joey: So the friendship? You don't think we're friends anymore?
Dawson: I don't know. Are we more? Are we less? All I know is it's just not
the way it used to be. Nothing is anymore.
Joey: It's called social evolution, Dawson. What's strong enough flourishes
and what doesn't we look at behind glass cases in science museums.
Dawson: You and I? Are we museum bound?
Joey: I don't know about that. You get angry at me way too easily.
Dawson: You're way too critical of me.
*They laugh.*
Dawson: In some alternate universe, we must have been married, like, 50
years.
104 Joey: Yeah, and I'm sure it was a wonderful wedding.
Dawson: Oh, the best.
Joey: We each brought dates, I assume.
Dawson: Yeah. Jen was by my side throughout.
Joey: And at the end of the evening the inevitable question, who to take
home the date or the wife?
Dawson: Mmm..a dilema.
Joey: Fascinating. Faced with the choice you stood, surveying your options,
your eyes drifted slowly from her, to me, back to her.
Dawson: And back to you.
Joey: Yeah, but I was off having a drink with the rich guy at the bar.
Dawson: Till moneybags got fresh and you needed somebody to bail you out.
Joey: I don't remember that part.
Dawson: Oh, I do. Clear as day, absolutely. You were definitely in need of
a rescue.
Joey: Were you man enough? Did you set aside your clear-headed analysis of
the situation and act? Did we, uh, did we save each other that night
Dawson?
Dawson: You know, it gets a little hazy at this point I really can't
remember. Couldn't tell you.
Joey: When it comes back to you, I'd certainly be serious to hear how it
all ended.
Dawson: You'll be my first call.
Joey: Well, goodnight Dawson. All this subtext is making me tired. Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah?
Joey: No matter how the wedding turned out, I'm pretty sure I had a
wonderful time up until the end.
Dawson: *quietly* Me too.
*Joey walks away and turns back.*
Joey: No doubt about it...straight to the Smithsonian
105 Dawson’s Creek – 104 (The wind knocks over a picture of Steven Spielberg in Dawson's room.)
Dawson: Whoa. Well, so much for Twister. What's next?
Joey: I vote for the Poseidon Adventure.
Dawson: Yeah, but Towering Inferno has a higher body count.
Joey: They just burn. In the Poseidon Adventure, the deaths are much more
interesting. Everything's upside down.
Dawson: Hey, it's time. Let's see if our disaster movie séance worked.
(Dawson turns to watch the news.)
Reporter: (on the TV) Good evening from the Weather Center, where we
continue
to track the progress if hurricane Chris, gaining momentum as it heads up the
coast. Warnings for several local areas and even school cancellations. Local
officials have gone ahead and cancelled classes for tomorrow in Yarmouth,
North
Falmouth, and Capeside.
(Dawson and Joey give each other high fives.)
Dawson: Score!
(Back on TV.)
Gail: Well, Bob, it looks like tomorrow would be a good day just to stay in bed.
Bob: You've got that right, Gail.
Dawson: God, could they be anymore obvious? So, Gail, what are your current
views on the situation in Bosnia? Will you be jumping my bones after the
broadcast?
(Dawson turns the TV off.)
Joey: Does your mom know you know?
Dawson: No.
Joey: Your dad?
Dawson: Profoundly clueless.
106 Joey: So. Paul Newman or Gene Hackman?
Dawson: You know, Jo, I'm a little tired, do you mind if I sack?
(Joey puts on her shoes.)
Joey: You know you're going to have to deal with this, Dawson.
Dawson: Everything's postponed because of the hurricane, my life included.
Joey: Your life is a hurricane.
Dawson: No metaphors Joey, it's too late.
Joey: Later.
Dawson: I'll see you tomorrow, Joey.
Joey: Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah?
Joey: Fasten your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy life.
(Dawson watches the TV, which is still showing the news with Gail and Bob.)
(In the Leery's kitchen.)
Gail: (on the phone) Well, I guess if it was the Capeside bake-off then I
would be your man.... No, I'm not trying to be sarcastic I'm trying to be a
reporter.... Fine, Jim. If anybody needs be I'll be right here, (sarcastically)
darning my
husband's socks. (She hangs up.) Unbelievable.
Mitch: I take it they're not letting you cover the hurricane.
Gail: Of course not. I'm missing a certain appendage between my legs that
apparently uniquely qualifies someone to cover inclimate weather.
Mitch: Well, me & my appendage are both thrilled that you will be here safe,
where you belong.
(Dawson walks in on them kissing.)
Dawson: Alright, flashlight, candles, cold shower, and batteries.
Mitch: Thanks, Dawson. I'm going to run next door and check on Jen and Mrs.
Ryan,
extend an invitation to them to ride out the storm.
Dawson: Okay.
107 (Mitch leaves.)
Dawson: Dad's a great guy, isn't he? Maybe on the Tom Hanks/Harrison Ford
idealistic side, but solid like a rock.
Gail: Without question.
Dawson: And faithful. Even to a fault.
Gail: Mmmhmm. (agreeing)
Dawson: So who's covering hurricane Chris?
Gail: Bob got the gig.
Dawson: Ah, that Bob. He's on top of it.
Gail: He's a great guy.
Dawson: Dad's a great guy. Bob's the anchorman.
Gail: Um, honey, did you secure the front porch?
Dawson: I'll get right on it. Gotta get ready for hurricane Bob.
Gail: Hurricane Chris.
Dawson: Oh, that's right. Chris is the hurricane, Bob's the anchorman.
(Dawson leaves)
Gail: Oh, boy.
(The beach. Pacey and Doug are heading towards Tamara's house.)
Pacey: I just want it noted that I am here under complete diress.
Doug: Oh, just stop your punk ass whining.
Pacey: School's out today. It's my one chance to sleep in, catch up on my
soaps, enjoy the storm.
Doug: Hey, Dad's orders.
Pacey: Dad's orders. You say that with such a lapdog enthusiasm.
Doug: You know I'm gonna kick your ass.
Pacey: Oh, you're so butch, Dougie.
Doug: Oh, screw you.
108 Pacey: Doug, you're going to have to learn how to process these hostile
outbursts of rage. I mean, any therapist is going to tell you that these a
re just mere repression tactics to mask your true homosexual desires.
Doug: Just because I'm pretty, doesn't mean I'm gay. I happen to be the
straightest guy I know.
Pacey: Oh, really? I think your CD collection would contradict that. Barbra
Streisand, the soundtrack to Les Mis'...
Doug: I have any interesting and soft complexity.
Pacey: You know what, Doug? You don't have to defend yourself to me. I'm on
your side. I just want you to live a happy and, uh, fruitful life.
Doug: You know, women happen to love my CD collection.
Pacey: Answer me this, why did you choose a profession that requires you to
dress like one of the Village People?
Doug: I choose to wear a badge because our father, the chief of police in
Capeside, instilled in me a sense in duty and a belief in justice.
Pacey: Right. Which makes it all the harder for you to come out, I understand
that Doug. You know I'm sure there are support groups for gay officers.
Doug: Listen Pacey, I am not gay.
(Joey's house.)
Bodie: You're wobbling. We already agreed on this.
Bessie: It's mutilation.
Bodie: Yeah..
Bessie: Studies show that the trauma of having your genitals sliced can have
a lasting effect until adulthood.
Bodie: Trust me. If I was conscious of it, I would most definitely remember it.
Joey: You know, Junior's foreskin will be a non-issue if we all blow away
in a typhoon.
Bodie: It's just a warning. These things never come this far north.
Joey: Well, I vote we go to Dawson's.
Bessie: Hey, actually, that's not a bad idea.
Bodie: Don't change the subject. This kid is being circumcised.
109 Bessie: No, he's not.
Bodie: Just because you're pregnant, don't think you're going to get the last
word on this.
Bessie: Watch me.
(Pacey sees Tamara in front of her house.)
Pacey: Tammy! Tamara.
Tamara: Hi!
(Pacey tries to get closer to her but she pushes him away.)
Tamara: No, don't!
(Doug comes up.)
Doug: Backside's all done. Yo, Pace, give me a hand here.
Tamara: It's good to see you, Pacey. Your brother was kind enough to help me
secure the place.
Pacey: Oh, yeah, he's a great guy.
Tamara: So, how's your homework coming? Hope this bad weather's giving you
a chance to catch up on your reading.
Doug: Are you kidding? The guy's a goof. He hasn't cracked a book since
third grade.
Tamara: Oh, really. Then, you'd be pleased. Your brother's doing quite well,
Officer Witter.
Doug: Oh, please, call me Doug.
Tamara: Okay.
Doug: And I can call you?
Pacey: Miss Jacobs will be fine.
Tamara: Or Tamara, whatever you like.
Doug: Tamara.
(Lightning sounds.)
Tamara: Ahh. I'm sorry. I hate storms. I really don't do well at all in bad
weather.
110 Doug: Well, we'll have to do something about that.
(Pacey gives him a look.)
(Mrs. Ryan and Jen are on the Leery's porch.)
Mrs. Ryan: I've weathered more storms in my time than you can count.
Mitch: Humor me. I'll feel a lot better if you guys are over here with us.
Mrs. Ryan: If the Lord decides to blow my house away, so be it.
Jen: Oh, Grams, I forgot to tell you. The Lord sent a fax when you were out.
Something about the armageddon...
Jen: Hey stranger.
Dawson: Hey. I heard your Grandfather's back in the hospital, I'm sorry.
Jen: Oh, yeah, they're just running some tests, he'll be okay. Makes Grams
kind of anxious though. Well, how are you doing??
Dawson: Good.
Jen: Okay. Can I give you a hand with something?
Dawson: No, I'm cool, thanks.
Jen: You're being cold to me Dawson.
Dawson: No, I'm-Jen: I mean, it's not judgement or anything, it's just an observation. Do you
want to talk about this?
Dawson: It's got nothing to do with you, us, I've just got a big to do list in
my head. Really.
Jen: Sure.
(Jen walks inside the house. In the living room, the TV is broadcasting the
news coverage.))
Mitch: Alright, everyone. Make yourselves at home. I'm gonna fix up some
lunch.
Bessie: That's so kind of you. We really appreciate it.
Mitch: No problem. Mrs. Ryan, do you know-Mrs.Ryan: We've met. You're Bessie, Joey's unmarried sister.
111 Bessie: And this is Bodie.
Mrs. Ryan: Mmmhmm.
Bodie: Mmmhmm.
(Mrs. Leery is sitting on the porch steps talking to Bob on the phone.)
Gail: Thank you, Walter Cronkite. May I remind you who won the local Emmy
and
the Golden Desk award, hmm?
(Dawson watches her from inside.)
Gail: Bad boy. You just be careful out there. I'd like you back in one piece.
Okay. (kissind sounds are made into the phone)
(Dawson comes downs the stairs, purposely being loud.)
Gail: Um, I'll call you back. (hangs up)
Dawson: Got a new award for you Mom. It's not a trophy though. It comes in
the form of an A. And you have to stitch it right here. Congratulations.
(Mrs. Leery follows Dawson as he begins to leave.)
Gail: Dawson, honey, we need to talk.
Dawson: About what? The weather?
Gail: Honey, um, I know you must be really angry right now. And it is
completely
justifiable.
Dawson: Save it.
Gail: Honey, please, hear me out.
Dawson: Mom.
Gail: I love your father. Now I know that may seem a little hypocritical at the
moment but what is happening between Bob and I...
Dawson: Bob and me. Bob and I is gramatically incorrect.
Gail: If you let me, I might be able to help you understand this.
Dawson: Understand what? The complicated mind of an adultress? Do you have
some
new earthshattering rationale on why you're breaking the sacred vows of
112 marriage?
It's pretty straight forward, isn't it?
Gail: No it isn't. There are reasons.
Dawson: Reasons? Boredom maybe? Look, why don't you pull the "I'm 40 now,
it's
time to be selfish, life has passed me by" crap.
Gail: Would you let me explain?
Dawson: What? Mom, go for it. Explain purge. But purge the right person. I'm
the son. There's a whole missing element here, I think it's downstairs, and it
has a name. Husband, spouse, mate, better half. Any of those ring a bell?
(He goes to his room, slams the door, and sees Jen.)
Jen: Are you okay?
Dawson: I don't get it. I have these two adolescent parents that bump like
rabbits everyday of their life. You'd think that would be enough. Evidently
Dad couldn't keep up and Mom just said 'Hey!'
Jen: Don't Dawson. These things have very little to do with sex.
Dawson: Is the proposition of monogamy such a Jurassic notion? I mean, is it
no
longer reasonable to think that two people can be enough for each other their
entire lives?
Jen: I don't know.
Dawson: Maybe it's chemical. Maybe it's some kind of hormonal imbalance that
causes one to fornicate with their coworkers. Maybe it's not just Bob. Maybe
it includes the whole 6 and 11 action news team.
Jen: Your mother is a good woman.
Dawson: You defend her, you would it makes sense.
Jen: Excuse me?
Dawson: You heard me.
Jen: Yeah and you better clarify yourself right now before I rip your head off.
Dawson: I'm simply remarking, who better to understand a woman's need to
have
multiple partners?
Jen: Being that I've slept with half of New York?
113 Dawson: I didn't say that.
Jen: We're not all as perfect as you Dawson. Some of us aren't imaginary
characters in a Spielberg film, some of us live in reality.
(Jen leaves his room and Dawson sits down. He hears a sneeze come from
inside
his closet.)
Dawson: Don't even tell me.
(He opens the closet door and sees Joey.)
Joey: Don't mind me. Just passing through.
Dawson: I can't escape. What are you doing in there?
Joey: Just regressing for a moment. Remember how we used to play in there
when
we were kids? We'd re-enact the whole third act from Jaws.
Dawson: Not now, Joey.
Joey: Come on, you'd be Captain Quinn, and I'd be Cooper and Sheriff Brody.
We knew all the lines by heart.
Dawson: We're not kids anymore Joey.
Joey: But wouldn't it be nice? Oh, right, it's up there with sleeping over on
the we're too old for this list. I see. Look I know you're still mad at me for
lying to you. Even if you won't admit it, there's residue all over your face.
Dawson: Look, maybe you better go, Joey. My verbal vomit's out of control
today.
Joey: I know what you're going through Dawson. You're struggling to find
answers.
You want to know why she's cheating but it's all perception Dawson. Let me just
offer the one ounce of wisdom I can bring to this table. You know instead of
asking why your mother's doing all these horrible things, may I suggest that
you
get down on your knees and thank God that you have a mother!
(Joey starts to leave.)
Dawson: Joey...
Joey: Sorry, Dawson, I forgot for a second. This isn't about me.
(Everyone else is still in the living room watching the local news.)
114 Bob: (on TV) Winds are now racing at 50 mph and steadily climbing. Now it's
still undetermined whether hurricane Christopher is going to make landfall
here and Capeside I can tell you right now...
Bodie: I'm just saying, a little fresh rosemary, some ground pepper...
Mrs. Ryan: I think I know a little bit more about the culinary art.
Bessie: It was just delicious, Mrs. Ryan.
Mitch: It's pretty messy out there. I hope Bob watches out for himself.
Joey: I wouldn't worry about Bob, Mr. Leery.
(Joey and Mrs. Leery are having a conversation.)
Mrs. Leery: I guess I, this is really, every sentence that comes to mind
ends with the f-word.
Joey: Well, don't hold back on my account. I've heard it.
Mrs. Leery: I'm an adult, Joey. I'm supposed to set an example.
Joey: I'd stick to the f-word if I were you.
Mrs. Leery: I've been very selfish.
Joey: Seems to run in your family.
Mrs. Leery: But I'm ending it.
(Tamara's house.)
Tamara: It was nice of you guys to stay.
Doug: Oh, let me get this.
Tamara: I didn't realize...
Doug: I got it.
Tamara: ...how scared I was. I never expected a hurricane to come this far
north.
Doug: Well, I'm an officer of the law and it's my job to protect people so
Tamara: Well, as long as I'm not keeping you guys from anything.
Doug: No.
(A crash comes from outside.)
115 Tamara: What was that?
Doug: I don't know. I'll be right back.
Tamara: Should you go out there?
Doug: This is my job, Tammy.
(He leaves the room to go check it out.)
Tamara: Your brother is very nice.
Pacey: He's a closet case.
Tamara: What?
Pacey: Oh yeah, full-blooded 100% gay man. I mean, he likes to keep it quiet
being an officer of the law in a small town.
Tamara: Does your dad know?
Pacey: Ah, my parents are in denial about this. It's really, it's an ugly
situation. Where have you been?
(He gets closer to her.)
Tamara: I don't think so, not with your badge brother right outside. Quick
reminder, this is a felony.
Pacey: That's the attraction, isn't it? I've been missing you...
Tamara: I've missed you too.
(They share a kiss.)
Tamara: There. You happy?
Pacey: Get over here.
Tamara: Oh, no, no, no, no, let go Pacey, I mean it! I mean it!
(The table cloth falls off and Doug walks back in.)
Doug: It was nothing it was just the -->
(Mitch is workingon his model of the aquatic restaurant.)
Mitch: Dawson, do you realize that if the Kelp takes off, we'll have a whole
chain of Leery family restaurants coast to coast?
Dawson: That's great, Dad.
116 Mitch: Something wrong, Dawson?
(Gail walks in.)
Gail: Something very wrong. Mitch, there's something that we, I mean, there's
something that I have to tell you.
Dawson: I'll leave you two alone.
Gail: No, Dawson. We're family, this falls on all ears.
(Dawson closes the door.)
Mitch: Honey, what is it?
Gail: Wow. Where do I begin? Um, you know that I love what I do. That I
always
wanted to be a Diane Sawyer or a Barbra Walters. Um, Mitch, it's twenty years
later and I am never going to be Diane Sawyer or Barbra Walters. I know that.
I mean, I gave up that dream. It's okay. I've accepted it. I mean, I still would
like to be a Jenny Jones or a Sally Jesse Raphael...
Mitch: What's wrong Gail?
Gail: Oh God, I'm digressing. I mean, who watches those shows anyway? I
mean,
they're all the same. Somebody does somebody wrong and then they go on TV
with
their IQ of 3 and bitch and moan about it for the whole world to see. And I
know
this is a judgement but, I have always prided myself on not being that kind of
person. You know the kind of person who would wind up on a panel of cheaters
and
lowlifes...
Mitch: Gail.
Gail: ... and liars.
Mitch: What are you saying?
Gail: What I am saying is for the past two months, the past 62 days, everytime
that I've come home late, everytime that I have made an excuse to leave this
house, everytime that I haven't been with you, I've been with someone else.
Another man. Having sex with another man. Now I won't be so insulting as to
offer an apology. This is, after all, on the other side of forgiveness. I just
thought that you should know, Mitch. Mitch?
(A power failure causes the lights to go out.)
Mitch: Batteries. I knew I should have gotten more batteries. Dawson!
117 Gail: Mitch..
Mitch: Dawson, take these candles and flashlight into the other room right now.
Where is that lantern? I filled it with kerosene this morning and now it is gone.
Gail: Mitch, please talk to me.
Mitch: I had it in my hands and now it's disappeared. Where is it? Where'd it go?
(Gail starts crying.)
Don't you cry! You don't get to cry!
(Mitch leaves.)
Mrs. Ryan: Is everything okay?
Gail: Oh, yeah, everything's fine. Um, I think there's more candles upstairs.
(Tamara's house.)
Doug: You know he's such a clumsy idiot. Tammy, I am really sorry about my
brother. We've had to put up with this pinhead imbecile for years now. He's
kind of the family airsman. I'm really sorry.
Tamara: It's okay, Doug, really it was my fault. I ran into him. I'm the
clumsy one.
Doug: What do we got here?
Tamara: Oh, just some possible riding out the storm entertainment.
Doug: Well, have you ever played the "If" game?
Tamara: No, how do you do that?
Doug: Oh, it's a really good way to get to know each other. I ask you a question
like, "If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it
be?" And then you answer and ask me something.
Tamara: Okay. Who's first?
Pacey: I vote for Monopoly. That game has a point.
Doug: It's just a really good way to get to know each other, that's all. Okay,
let's see, ummm, if you had to pick one city that you had to live in for the rest
of your life, what would it be?
Tamara: Easy, New York. My home town. No other place like it.
Doug: So why'd you move?
118 Tamara: Uh, well, because I needed a change. I have a dysfunctional exhusband
and New York wasn't big enough for the two of us.
Doug: Well, I tell ya, if I was your ex-husband, I'd be full of regret right
about now.
Pacey: Okay, my turn. Dougie, if you could star in any Broadway musical, which
one would you choose?
Doug: Easy, Tony, West Side Story.
Tamara: I love that.
Doug: Yeah?
Tamara: "Somewhere" is my favorite.
Doug: Mine too.
Tamara: I must have watched that movie 10 times when I was a kid.
Doug: 10 times? Try 15.
(The Leery's loving room.)
Bodie: A million babies are circumsized every year.
Bessie: It's a human rights issue. It's a harsh and barbaric example of
child abuse.
Bodie: We don't even know if it's going to be a girl or boy.
Mrs. Ryan: Or black or white.
Bodie: Heh, she's off and running.
Bessie: Don't.
Mrs. Ryan: It's not a judgement, Bodie, just an observation.
Bodie: Which do you object to more Mrs. Ryan? The fact that I'm black and
she's white or that we're unmarried and about to have a child in sin?
Mrs. Ryan: What I object to most, Bodie, is when children raise children.
Get ready, Bodie. That child will be identified as different.
Bessie: Part black, part white, it doesn't matter, Mrs. Ryan. This child will
be 100% loved.
(Jen walks over to Joey on the porch.)
119 Joey: What are you doing out here? You know, it's pretty cold.
Jen: It's pretty cold in there, too, and I needed a little break. So what are
you doing out here?
Joey: Just watching Mr. Leery.
Jen: Mmm. Guess it really hit the fan today.
Joey: Where's Dawson?
Jen: Don't know, don't care, I'm taking a break.
Joey: You know, it's just an ego thing. I mean, "How could there possibly have
been anyone before me, you know, how can I measure up?"
Jen: Is he really that trite?
Joey: I'm sure there's a measuring tape sitting in his bathroom right now.
Jen: What do you think it's marked up at?
Joey: What do you mean?
Jen: Oh come on, do you think Dawson's got a pistol or a rifle?
Joey: How would I know?
Jen: Oh, come on.
Joey: Dawson was wrong to spew his anger on his mom onto you.
Jen: So you heard.
Joey: Involuntary eavesdropping.
Jen: Well, I guess I'm no longer the virgin queen of Dawson Leery's handheld
fantasies.
Joey: Yeah, I think Dawson's having a life-defining turning point in his life
right now.
Jen: Aren't we all?
Joey: You know, taking into consideration his height, weight, feet and hand
size,
I'd say he's slightly above average.
Jen: Oh, so you have thought about it.
(They laugh.)
120 (Dawson is pickingup the pieces of Mitch's model when Mrs. Ryan comes in.)
Mrs. Ryan: Can I help you with that?
Dawson: No, I'm fine, thanks.
Mrs. Ryan: Mr. Ryan used to say, "If you want the rainbow, you've got to put
up
with a lot of rain."
Dawson: So you know, too?
Mrs. Ryan: I used to be a big fan of motion pictures. Frank Capra, "It's a
Wonderful Life", "Mr. Smith Goes to Washinton", "Pocket Full of Miracles."
Simple desires fulfilled, aspirations realized.
Dawson: Fears of abandonment turned into fantasy spectacles of security and
joy.
Frank Capra and Steven Spielberg were often compared for their thematic
content.
Mrs. Ryan: What I like most about those movies is the fact that no matter how
far
off the pedestal the character fell they always got a second chance. Forgiveness
is one of the greatest gifts the Lord has given us with it comes understanding.
Dawson: Same way rain brings a rainbow.
Mrs. Ryan: From what I've seen of you so far, you better buy yourself a good
umbrella.
(Tamara's house.)
Pacey: St. Charles Place with a hotel. $750.
Doug: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pacey: Ha, ha!
Doug: Oh, so now what about Gypsy?
Tamara: Oh, I love that. Did you see the Bette Midler TV version?
Doug: I know she was great. You know, I still love Ethel Murman.
Tamara: Yeah...Chorus Line!
Doug: (singing) Kiss today goodbye
Tamara: (sings too) The sweetness and the sorrow.
121 Pacey: It's your turn.
Tamara: Oh!
Doug: Listen, Tamara, would you like to go out with me sometime? You know,
maybe
catch a movie. The Rialto has got this whole oldies classics thing on Wednesday
night. They play a lot of the old MGM musicals, it's really great.
Tamara: Sure. I'd love to.
Doug: Yeah? Great, okay. We'll make a whole night of it. Nice romantic dinner,
leave baby brother here at home, just give us a chance to, I don't know, get to
know each other a little more intimently. You know, make it a real date.
Tamara: Well, not really a real date.
Doug: Why not?
Tamara: Well, you know, because I know.
Doug: It's not because I'm too young, is it? I mean, please, don't pull the age
thing on me. I'm 24 soon to be 25.
Tamara: No, it's not that at all, it's just that I know that you're gay.
Doug: What? Did you tell her I'm gay?
Tamara: No, I guessed it. When I lived in New York I lived on Christopher
Street,
I have good gay-dar.
Doug: You told her, didn't you? Tell her I'm not gay.
Pacey: She has gay-dar!
Doug: Tamara, I am not gay.
Tamara: It's okay to be gay.
Pacey: That's exactly what I've been trying to tell him, Tamara.
(Dougs pulls a goun on Pacey.)
Doug: Alright, you tell her, right now, that I am not gay.
Tamara: Guys, guys, hey!
Pacey: It's okay Tamara. He does this kind of stuff all the time.
Doug: Tell her, right now.
122 Pacey: Okay, alright. He's not gay.
Doug: Alright then. So who's turn is it?
(Mitch is sitting in the 4-wheel-drive. Gail opens the door and gets in.)
Mitch: It's Bob, isn't it? The first time I saw you, it on the pier at the
marina and you were with that girlfriend of yours, that woman who would never
shut up. Talk, talk, talk all the time. I can't remember her name. It was one
of those soap opera names, you know like, I don't know, like, Lexus, or Dorian.
Gail: Phoebe.
Mitch: Ah, Phoebe. And from the minute Phoebe introduced us, I knew that I
loved you. I mean, it was that quick, you know, because love comes that quick.
It's like a decision. Love is a decision that you make and I made it, right
there on the spot. What I need for you to know is that our love came quick and
it's lasted. It's weathered the storm. But as quickly as I made that decision
20 years ago to love you, I'm taking it back. I don't want to love you anymore.
I choose to hate you now.
Gail: No, Mitch, don't.
Mitch: It's already done just like that. So I suggest that you get out of the car
before I physically remove you from it.
(Gail gets out, crying, and he drives off.)
(The hurrican is over. Cut to Tamara's house.)
Tamara: Once again, thank you very much. It's been a very interesting day.
Pacey: Oh, anytime.
Doug: Sorry about the gun thing.
Tamara: Hey...
Doug: I'd still like to take you out.
Tamara: You know, I have to be honest with you, Doug, I'm seeing someone
right
now.
(Pacey smiles.)
Doug: Well, fair enough, let's go squirt.
Pacey: Sure, Deputy Doug.
(Dawson and Jen are talking in the hallway.)
123 Jen: I'm leaving, Dawson, um, but before I go there's-Dawson: But Jen I'm-Jen: No, no, hear me out, Dawson, please. Okay? Because this seems to be the
day of truths, and I'm taking my turn. I lost my virginity when I was 12 to some
older guy who got me drunk, I don't really remember his name but after the
first
pregnancy scare I went on the pill, and I used condoms most of the time, some
of
the times, I don't know, it's kind of blurry. I was really drinking a lot and
having blackouts and stuff, um. I was sexualized way too young, and I don't
wish
that on anybody. I mean, sex at such a young age, more often than not, is a
bad
idea. I finally got caught having sex in my parents' bed. Daddy's little girl
fornicating right before his very eyes. He still can't look me in the face but
then again he shipped me 200 miles away so he wouldn't have to, but Dawson
I'm
not that girl anymore. I never really was, and I'm not that white-as-snow image
you've got either, I'm somewhere in between and I'm just, I'm just trying to
figure it out.
Dawson: Jen. It's not you. It's my own stupid hang ups. My parents have this
raging sex life and I just, I secretly used it as their measure of happiness.
Jen: Well, sex doesn't equal happiness.
Dawson: Yeah, I know. I know that now.
Jen: I'm sorry about lying to you, but I can't apoligoze for my past. I mean,
I've learned from it, I'm a better person, it's gotten me here. And this is my
chance to start over. It's my chance and it would be really nice if you'd be a
part of that.
Dawson: On one condition?
Jen: What?
Dawson: That you'll have me. Jen, because my behavior has been unredeemable
and
I don't deserve someone as impassionate and open and honest and beautiful as
you
are.
(they hug each other.)
Dawson: Take 2?
Jen: Mmmhmm.
124 (Tamara's house.)
Tamara: What are you doing? Where's your brother?
Pacey: Ah, I circled back.
Tamara: It's late, Pacey.
Pacey: I just have one more "if" question. I got it, I got it. If you could do
any one thing in your life again, what would it be?
Tamara: Well I wouldn't have married an abusive, fat stock broker. Same
question,
back at you.
Pacey: Well, I'd be older, so I could tell the world about this wonderful woman
who I am rapidly falling in love with. Did you really think that it was going to
make me jealous by flirting with Deputy Doug?
Tamara: Flirting? I don't flirt.
Pacey: Because if you did, it's succeedingly unnecessary. I'm already jealous of
every guy who's ever been in your field of vision, who's known the smell of your
hair, who's held your body against his.
Tamara: We're getting sloppy, Pacey. You know we're going to have to end this.
It's getting too dangerous.
Pacey: Tell me that isn't a turn on.
Tamara: Oh, Pacey.
Pacey: Wait, just one more question. If you could do any one thing right now,
what would it be?
(She pulls him into her house.)
(Mitch drives back to the house. He sees Gail sitting in the rocking chair on
the porch, dazed. He goes and sits on the porch.)
Mitch: So why'd you do it?
Gail: Get ready Mitch, because if you think it can't get worse, it can. My reason
is proposterous. I have no reason. No. I woke up one day, Mitch, and I realized,
my life was perfect. Everything I'd ever wanted from the time I was 6 had been
realized. I discovered perfection obtained is a discomforting state. And I got
restless. What do you do when everything is right? When everything is just the
way you've always wanted it to be? I have the perfect home, a career, the most
gifted child, a husband who stimulates me mind, body, and soul everyday of my
life. I want for nothing. And I guess that left me feeling empty not wanting.
And I just wanted to want again. So, I set out to achieve it, and boy did I
125 succeed. Because what I want now, I want back everything that I've lost. Mitch,
I'm so sorry.
Mitch: Shhh. Let's just sit here, alright? I don't want to talk anymore.
Gail: Okay.
(Dawson goes into the room and finds Joey sitting by the window.)
Dawson: I was hoping you'd still be here. Joey, I owe you an apology. I have
been thoughtless and insensitive and self-obsessed to the extreme. But if you
give me a chance to rectify my belligerent ways I promise I will make every
effort to be friendworthy of you.
Joey: Well that was a mouthful. I'm sorry for using the mother card. I keep it
in my back pocket and it's way too easy.
Dawson: Jo, I don't know what I would do if I lost my mother.
Joey: It hurts, Dawson. I mean, you're born and you die and you make a lot of
mistakes in between, you know? Funny thing is, you know? Now that she's
gone,
I, I can't seem to remember a single mistake.
Dawson: What can I do for you, Joey? I want to be a good friend, what can I do?
Joey: Well, just for tonight, can we put our rapid ascend to adulthood on hold,
please?
Dawson: Come on.
(They go into the closet and close the door. The camera shows the door but we
only here voices.)
Dawson: Sheriff Brody, that's a 20 footer! Quiet, I think he's come back for
his noon feeding.
Joey: Gotta get a shot at this orca's head.
Dawson: Smile you son of a bitch!
(We hear laughter.)
Joey: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
126 Dawson’s Creek – 105 [Open Dawson's bedroom----Dawson is laying in bed, watching a
movie---Its ends, Dawson clicks off the TV/VCR... Pan left to Joey sitting
on Dawson's bed also.]
Joey: All Right. Great movie. Thanks a lot. I gotta go.
Dawson: Yo Jo, slow down. What's the rush?
Joey: Hate to cut the festivities short but Bessie is due next week and she
needs extra help around the house.
Dawson: Come on, Joe. Bodie can take care of anything Bessie needs. Plus,
You can't leave now we've only watched one movie. We've never watched
just one movie on movie night.
Joey: Well a first time for everything.
(Cut to Jen sitting on a chair.... to your suprise.)
Jen: A night of first's all around.
Joey: And, What are you talking about?
Jen: Look, I'm talking about the obvious, which I know we've all tried our
best to ignore. But it's easy to see that I have intruded on a very personal
ritual here, And clearly, my presence is making you uncomfortable. So, I'll
tell you what, Joey. You stay and watch another movie. I'll just go.
Dawson: No, wait Jen. You don't have to do that.
Jen: No, Its ok. I mean, you and I have decided to slow things down. So, I
am sure that a few hours apart won't kill us. Besides, Grams has kinda been
on the war path, meaning, once she see's Joey leave, there is no way she is
going to trust you and I alone. So, so I should just go.
Joey: Well don't leave on my account. I mean, I'm not interested in ruining
anyone's evening.
Jen: No, no. Its not you at all. Don't, don't take it personally.
Dawson: Great. Settled. Next issue. What to watch next.....(He is
interrupted by Jen)
Jen: Ok this is no solution,Joey. If we both stay we're going to be stuck in
the same uncomfortable position we've been in all night.
127 Dawson: All right. So let me get this straight. Movie night has been
reduced to the following: (Dawson's talking to Jen) You can't stay if she
leaves because your grandmother wouldn't permit it. And you can't stay if
she stays because its awkward.
Jen: Yeah.
Dawson: (To Joey) And you can't stay if she leaves because you feel like
you have driven her away. And you can't stay if she's here because it ruins
movie night for you.
Joey: Well put.
Dawson: Well since this is my house. And we assume that I can't go
anywhere. According to my calculation that only leaves one option.
Joey and Jen: Night Dawson.
Dawson: Wait a minute.
(Joey says this as she begins to climb out the window)
Joey: I'll see you tomorrow.
(Jen says this as she walks out of Dawson's room)
Jen: Don't stay up too late.
(Dawson's alone now....He lays back on his bed and looks at the TV)
Dawson: Movie night........... way too complicated.
(Theme song plays .... Beginning credits.)
< Open to scenes throughout the town .... then cut to Potter kitchen. >
Bodie: Goodmorning sweetheart. And How are we feeling this morning?
Bessie: Well, If your nauseous and swollen and irritable also. I'd say we're
feeling exactly the same way.
Bodie: Look at the bright side. Your due date's the 22nd. In less than a
week this will all be over.
Bessie: A week?! This can not last another week. It's inhumane. I don't
sleep anymore, My legs are fat, My back is killing me, I feel like retching
23 hours a day....Did you know the average justation period for the fruit
bat is 2 months..... 2 months, thats fair, thats reasonable. Why can't I
give birth to a fruit bat.
(Joey walks in for breakfast.)
128 Joey: Because we're about 80% sure you're human.
Bessie: Do you still live here?
Joey: Unfortunately. (To Bodie:) When's your interview?
Bodie: Today. After work. That new French restarant over in Hyannis.
Bessie: You know, If you don't like it here, Joey. No one's stopping you
from moving out. Fact, In most states you'd be considered an adult.
Joey: Aw, that's funny. Cause you wouldn't.
Bessie: Bodie....
Bodie: Come on Joey. Your sister isn't feeling very well today how about
taking it easy on her, Ok. (Bodie chats with Joey aside) Look, I know the
matriarch's been a handful, lately. But she's due next week, once the baby
comes, I promise she'll be back to her old self again.
Joey: But thats what I'm afraid of.
(Cut to Jen's room... Grams is cleaning her room and picking up clothes.
When she see's a calendar that Jen has put and and says....)
Grams: What, in heavens name is this?
Jen: Its a calendar Grams.
Grams: It's a filthy calendar.
Jen: No, It's an art calendar and before you get apopletic (don't have a
stroke) on me. These photographs happen to be hanging in the world's finest
art galleries.
Grams: I don't care whose hanging them. In my house we don't ogle naked
men.
Jen: No, We pray to 'em', right.
Grams: Oh! Don't you dare compare the two! Oh my lord, Jennifer. What
has happened to you? To the little girl I used to know, Who I took to
Sunday school, When she would come visit me each summer and Who once
had respect for the church and it's teaching.
Jen: Well she's carefully considered all possible scenarios, detailing a
god-like source. And she has found them unconvincing. And ,while she
respects those who chose to believe in a higher being, she herself does not.
Simply put Grams, she grew up.
Grams: Perhaps.... Perhaps she just thinks she did.
129 (Cut to parking lot at Tamara's car)
Pacey: I think we should go out this weekend. Just you and me.
Tamara: We usually do, Pacey.
Pacey: No we don't go out, We stay in. We first invent some school related
reason why I need to come over to your place on a friday night and then we
lock the doors and close the blinds so that none of the townsfolk could
possibly see us together. I know that you are having trouble acknowledging
the fact that we have a relationship but you have to admit there is
'somethan goin' on here.
Tamara: Yes. There is something.
Pacey: Right. So, Ya know what. I think we should start acting like it. Going
out in public, together. It'll be great. Like a real couple.
Tamara: Pacey thats sweet but It's hardly practical.
Pacey: It doesn't have to be in Capeside. We can go, we can go down to
Providence. Ok. We'll have dinner. Catch a movie. Nobody there knows us
down there. We'll be just like all the rest of the dysfunctional couples out
for a good time on a Saturday night.
(Tamara laughs)
Pacey: So, Whats do you say? Will you go out with me Ms. Jacobs?
(cut to boys bathroom.... Dawson and Pacey are using the facilites)
Dawson: She said she'd go to Providence with you?
Pacey: Well she didn't say yes but she didn't say no either. She just, she
gave me that "I really want to, Pacey, but I just can't ", look. The way I
got this figured, Once I get my learners permit, this woman is going to cave
completely.
(Pacey looks in and under the stalls.... but not too well.)
Dawson: What are you doing?
Pacey: Well, Ya know, You really, ya can't be to careful with this
information.
Dawson: Ya know, I really feel for ya Pace. Spending all your time trying to
get Ms. Jacobs out of the bedroom.
Pacey: Listen. This relationship is not all about sex. Ok. I mean, luckily for
me some of it is.
130 (The bell rings.)
Dawson: Well, hey, I better get going. I wouldn't want your girlfriend to
think I'm standing her up.
Dawson: Hey, Dude. You gotta be careful too.
Pacey: Don't worry.
Kid smoking in stall (Kenny Leaverton): (coughing)... Oh..man!
(Cut to outside of school. Dawson walks up to Jen.)
Dawson: Ok, It wasn't easy, but I think I may have finally found an upside
to my parents marital woes. Mitch and Gail are off to a couples therapy this
weekend and they have left Leery manner in my sole possession.
Jen: ok. Thats nice and everything but...
Dawson: Ok. That's nice but I was hoping for something a little more illicit
(Illegal) than that.
Jen: Ok, Listen. There is this really weird Pacey rumor going around school.
Have you heard about this?
Dawson: No. What? That he finally handed in a homework assignment in on
time?
Jen: Not exactly, And its not just about Pacey. It also involves Ms.
Jacobs.
Dawson: What about them?
Jen: Well let's just say that for a student and teacher, They have an
exceptionally close relationship. So close, Its considered illegal in about 35
states.
Dawson: Um...Maybe we can still nip this in the bud. Who told you?
Jen: The question should be who didn't tell me, Dawson. Its out there. Its
prevelent.
Dawson: We gotta go find Pacey.
Jen: Wait, Dawson. Is it true?... Dawson?
Dawson: I can never lie to you. I told you that before. Just do me a favor.
Pretend you never asked me that question.
( Cut to school hallway ... Dawson is looking for Pacey.... Joey walks up to
them and says...)
131 Joey: You guys aren't going to believe what I just heard.
Dawson: Somehow, I think I will.
(You see Pacey walking down the hall.)
Dawson: Hey!
(Pacey is stopped by a girl, she whispers something in his ear. He looks at
Dawson in shock.)
(Cut to a school stock room with Dawson and Pacey)
Dawson: Ok. Joey said she heard that Kenny Leaverton was smoking in one
of the stalls. Overheard everything.
Pacey: Ah well, that figures, ya know my life's been going a little to well
something had to go and balance it out.
Dawson: What, Pacey. It's not that bad.
Pacey: Ya know I really appreciate that effort Dawson but it really is that
bad. Ya know what lets be honest it's worse. This is cataclysmic. This is
one of those rare mile stone events that separate the first half of your life
from everything that follows. Ah, My only consolation is the faint hope that
this doesn't reach Tamara. So,ya know , If you would just allow me a
moment here for me to symbolically drop my chin into my chest, and let me
feel really really sorry for myself. It would be much appreciated.
Dawson: Ok, Pacey. Granted, This doesn't look good but this is in your
hands, you could control this now.
Pacey: Its the wrong time for the Obe-wan moment Dawson.
Dawson: No, listen to me. As far as your concerned, the only thing worse
than a rumor is a substantiated rumor. If you walk out that dorr hanging
you head, doing the whole, whoa is me thing. Its as good as admitting thats
its all true. But if you go through thse halls, Like you couldn't care less,
Like this is the most rediculous thing you've ever heard. Then, there is a
chance that this thing could be dead and buried by 6th period.
Pacey: I... I can do that. I can be cool. Casual. A smile, a little wink, and
easy stride through the Home Ec. wing, Ya know, like, like nothing
happened. Like I got not a care in the world.
Dawson: Yeah.
Pacey: Absolutely.
(Pacey walks out of the room smiling and nodding to all those looking at him.
Dawson leans up against the wall and watches Pacey as he walks down the
132 hallway. With a major "concerned for his friend" look on his face. Pacey
keeps walking and turns at a corner. He is alone now. He leans up against a
bulletin board and rubs his forehead in frustration.)
(Cut to Tamara's English class)
Tamara: Romeo and Juliet offers, perhaps, the most noteable exploration of
the forbidden fruit theme that we will examine this year.
Boy#1(Twitchel) Not anymore.
(Pacey walks in late to class, the class is laughing)
Tamara: Mr. Witter, you're late.
Boy#2: He's probably resting up from last night.
(The class is laughing again)
Boy#1(Twitchel): Ok man settle a bet. Real or silcone?
Tamara: Keep the running commentay Mr. Twitchel. And I'll see you after
class.
Boy#1(Twitchel): You promise?
(the class laughs again)
Tamara: All right. Settle down. Now, where were we?
Boy#2: Ahem....... Forbidden fruit.
(Cut to pier after school.... Pacey is sitting on a bench by himself. Joey
walks up.)
Joey: Hey, Jail bait.
Pacey: Feel free to keep on walking. I won't think your rude.
Joey: Look, dispite first impressions, I'm not here to bust on you.
(Pacey exhales deeply)
Joey: I don't know if the rumors are true or exaggerated. Or if this is one
of your bizarre attempts to appear more attractive to the senior girls. But
I just wanted to say I know what you must be going through, and...
(Pacey laughs)
Pacey: No. I really doubt you know what I'm going through.
133 Joey: Well let me see. People stare at you when you walk down the hall,
we've seen that. They whipser behind your back. You suddenly overhear
your name in a conversation of strangers. And pretty soon a justifyable
paranioa sets in and wether they are are or not , you are convinced that
everyone is talking about you. Imagine if you had done something even
worse.
Pacey: Like what?
Joey: Like sharing a house with your pregnant unwed sister and her black
boyfriend, while your father serves time on a drug conviction. Imagine that,
Pacey. We actually have something in common.... Providing gossip for the
small-minded townsfolk. And unfortunately for you. You're ,you're tonights
top story.
(Pacey sighs)
Pacey: Great. So, what do I do now?
Joey: Same thing I did....You pray like hell for a better story to come
along.
(Cut to Jen and Dawson walking home from school.)
Jen: Grams' way of dealing with my point of view. Is to pretending that it
doesn't exist. Which, of course, infuriates me. Its causes me to speak
emotionally rather than rationally, and I become rude and defensive, and
I...I give her even more of a reason to dismiss my viewpoints. Its like were
locked in this awful viscious cycle.
Dawson: Well, I don't know. You gotta do something. You just can't ignore
her for three years until you go away to college.
Jen: I can't. Oh, There goes plan A. Hmm. There she is, right on schedule.
Keeping an ever viligant-eye over my wanton lifestyle. Ok, I'll see you
tonight. All right.
Dawson: All right.
Grams: Dinners at 6:00. I'd like you washed up and at the table then.
Please.
Jen: Sure.
(Cut to outside Potter house, Bessie is in her truck, which is stuck in a
ditch. Here come Joey home from school.)
Joey: Bessie?......Bessie?
Bessie: Joey.....I'm so glad your here.
134 Joey: Well, what happened? Are you ok?
Bessie: Oh. Its nothing really. I was on my way to the clinic. I guess I had
a little mishap.
Joey: The clinic....I didn't know you had an appointment today.
Bessie: Oh, no I don't. In fact, my next appointment isn't until my due date
on the 22nd. But my huch is i'll have to reschedule.
Joey: Why?
Bessie: Because I'm fairly certain, I'm in labor.
Joey: Oh my god. We have to move the truck or......
Bessie: Joey, It's under control. But I need to call an ambulance. And since
our telephone isn't exactly in working order at this very moment.
Joey: It's not?
Bessie: No............Which means the nearest phone around here belongs to
your friend Dawson and I need you to get me there ASAP.
Joey: Well, Dawson's house may be the closest but it's not exactly the
most convient. I mean..... there's really only..... one way to get there
from here.
(Cut to the creek..... Joey is rowing Bessie and her across to Dawson's
house)
Joey: Don't worry Bessie. I'll get us there.
Bessie: At the rate your going Joey, The two of us is going to be the three
of us. Come on. give me those. god ... your rowing like a girl. Ya know , I'm
going to start calling you Josephine. ( Bessie starts breathing hard.)
Bessie: I thought you were supposed to be some expert oarsman.
Joey: Yeah and I thought you were supposed to give birth next week in a
hospital.....Oh my god, Bessie the boats leaking.
Bessie: Thats not the boat, Joey.
Joey: Then, what is it?
(Bessie is breathing heavy.)
Dawson: All right. He's not. Ok, well then can you have Pacey call me when
he gets back.
135 Joey: Dawson?
Dawson: Thank you. Joey.....Hey I'm kinda worried about Pacey. I can't
seem to find him.
Joey: No time to talk Dawson. My sister is having her baby.
Dawson: Cool.... Congratulations.
Joey: On your lawn.
Dawson: What?!
(cut to Leery living room... Dawson is on the phone.)
Dawson: Ok...Yeah sure but I... I understand. Yeah. Please. I'll hold.
Bessie: What are they saying?
Dawson: Well the good news is the ambulance is on its way. The bad news is
its stopping in Duxsbury first.
Bessie: Duxsbury. Thats an hour away.
Dawson: Traffic accident. Major Pile-up. Childbirth is not a high priority
today. But they are getting me an ETA in a second.
Bessie: One hospital. With one ambulance and no doctor within 30 miles.
Another of the hidden joys of living in the middle of no where.
Dawson: Yes. I'm still here. How long?
Bessie: Did you reach, Bodie? Where's Bodie?
Joey: No, I called the Ice House and they said me caught the bus for
Hyannis already.
Dawson: Ok, They're going to get the ambulance here as soon as they can.
But they just can't make an guarantees, thats all.
(Bessie grabs the phone.)
Bessie: Listen, you sorry ass civil servant. This is the mother-to-be talking.
Maybe I'm not in the tax bracket that guaratees a prompt response to
medical distress, but I have a shoe full of amniotic fluid, my pelvis is
beating like a rumba band, and I'm in real danger of having my first born
child delivered by two high school students. So, why don't you stop making
excuses, get off your oversized backside and get us an ambulance before my
fetus enters college..(Click... Bessie hangs up) Oh...
Joey: Terrific. I'm sure they will be right on their way.
136 (Cut to Tamara's house... Pacey is sitting out on the deck. Tamara walks up
the side of the deck to see Pacey waiting for her.)
Tamara: Lets not have this conversation, Pacey.
Pacey: What conversation?
Tamara: The one where you apologize to me and tend to my wounded heart.
All the while explaining why your not to blame for opening up your big mouth.
Pacey: I'm not..I only told Dawson. I didn't know Kenny Leaverton was in
the bathroom.
Tamara: Ya know, There was one boundry placed on this relationship, Pacey.
Not sex. Not true Intimacy. Only one: You don't talk about it. You don't
tell your friends. And you don't brag to your classmates. Although, now I
wonder if disgression is just to adult a concept for a boy to grasp.
Pacey: Hey listen. I... I just ..I wan...I want you to hear my side of the
story. Ok. It's not what you think.
Tamara: You can't tell me anything I haven't heard in the teachers lounge.
Oh, Yes. Thats right. See, We are already the talk of the faculty. Which
means its only a matter of time before the administration gets wind of it.
And then the school board and maybe if were really lucky the district
attorney.
Pacey: T...Tamara. I'm sorry. I......
Tamara: Ya know, this morning. I think you suggested that we should do
more of the things that couple should do. Well, I've got one idea that fits
the bill. Lets break up.
(Pacey sniffles and looks toward the sky.)
(Cut to Leery Living room. Bessie is in a chair holding her stomach.)
Bessie: Oh...AAAAh...ow..owww ....Oh...Where's the damn ambulance?
Dawson: It's coming Bessie. It's coming.
Bessie: Oh ... Oh.
(Joey grabs Dawson aside.)
Joey: All right. Bodie is not an option. What are we going to do? We're not
qualified to perform a birthing right here. We haven't even finished high
school biology, yet.
Dawson: Well, There's gotta be someone in this town who knows what to do
in this situation. Right?
137 Bessie: Oh... (softly)
(Cut to Jen's room. She opens a drawer and there is a bible in it. She goes
down to confront Grams about it.)
Jen: What is this?
Grams: Standard King James edition. Old and New testament, though, I am
partial to the later chapters.
Jen: Ya know, what I'm partial to, Grams. I am partial to people who
respect my privacy and the right I have to my own beliefs. And, I know
that Atheism is about the least desirable trait that any granddaughter of
yours could ever possess, But It's nothing you should take personally.
And..It's not just God either. Grams, I don't have a whole lotta faith in
man these days.
(Cut to front door of Ryan house.)
(Knocking)
(Joey exhales and says this rather fast.)
Joey: Look, I know you don't like me or approve of my family. And, I know
that you could think of at least 80 reasons, why Bessie and Bodie are about
the worst sinners. But right now, as we speak, my sister's sitting next door
in Dawson's house, Inches away from giving birth and of those 80 reasons, I
can't think of any that the baby's actually responsible for. So, If you could
remember, that as a nurse, you took an oath to help others in need and
well.... Ah that would be really nice.
(Joey turns away from Grams. Grams gives her a half surprised and annoyed
look.)
(Cut to town... Pacey is walking home and here comes Deputy Doug in his
patrol car.)
Pacey: Great.
(Doug gets out of his patrol car.)
Doug: So...Listen to this....I'm over Carlton's gettin a hair cut. When the
guy next to me starts talking about a rumor that's making the rounds at
the high school about some punk kid sleeping with a teacher. And, So I say
to myself, well If it involves sex it couldn't be my brother Pacey. Then the
guy says, a word is the kid made it all up, that it's all just a lie. And, so, I
say to myself "Bingo."
Pacey: Ya know, that..thats really fascinating Dougie.
138 Doug: Ya know, and all I could think of it and it make me sick mind you, was
poor sweet Tamara, must be ripping her apart. Come on, Pacey. Why don't
you give me a glimpse of the inter-workings here, huh? What.. was the
rational... boredom or just a classic cry for attention?
Pacey: Well actually no, Ya know what? I thought it was up to me to let the
this town know that at least one person in our family was having
heterosexual sex. And, ya know, just as a matter of curiosity, Did it ever
occur to you, just for a brief moment, to defend or support me in this
conversation?
(Doug chuckles)
Pacey: Or does the Witter family credo prevent such emotions?
Doug: Oh that's really heavy Pacey. Ah I'm sure the school board will ah
be as moved as I am by that. Oh, you haven't heard. huh.... Well, Its
seems your lies have made it all the way up the food chain. Superintendent
Steven's is calling an emergency board meeting to discuss whether charges
should be laid against Ms. Jacobs. No doubt your presence will be
requested. Ya know, its funny isn't it, Pacey. But..aaa...there are actually
people in this town who take you seriously.
Pacey: Yeah and unfortunately... your not one of them.
(Cut to Leery living room.)
Dawson: Look, right now Bodie is on his way to a French restaurant on the
other side of the county. And the only thing preventing the birth of his
first child from becoming a hazy secondhand story is this little device. So,
what do you say ? ...For Bodie?
(Dawson has his camcorder in his hand)
Bessie: All right. But, I want final cut.
(Dawson nods.)
Dawson: Deal.
(In walk Joey and Grams.)
Joey: Bessie?.....I've got someone to help you.
Bessie: Please, Don't tell me you've done what I think you've done.
Dawson: Conflict.. Perfect.
Grams: How far apart are the contractions?
Bessie: God, Joey?
139 Joey: What? She's a nurse. She can help.
Bessie: She's also borderline racist. Who hates everything about me and my
boyfriend and our unborn child.
(Jen walks in now.)
Jen: Is everything OK?
Grams: We're just having an impromptu home birth. Nothing to be concerned
about.
Bessie: Really. Because, I've got a few concerns.
Grams: Girls, move that coffee table out of the way. Pulse is strong.
Temperatures fine. OK, girls, we're going to move Bessie over into this
chair over here. Gently does it. ..... Easy... Easy...Easy ... that's
it...that's it.
Bessie: Oh... Oh...
Grams: That's it, That's it.
Bessie: I'm against this, ya know.
Grams: OK, Mr. Demille. (to Dawson) You can do something useful and get us
some large towels and washcloths. Please.
Dawson: OK.
Grams: That's it. Easy... Easy....Easy. That's it. Calm down. Keep
breathing. Easy... That's it. Cushions?.....
Bessie: Oooh Oooh.
Grams: Thank you, Josephine.
Joey: It's Joey, actually.
Bessie: No, It's Judas, actually.
Grams: Ok...Ok..now as far as you, I'm gonna make you a deal. This is
going to be a big day for you. And, as your attending nurse, you may feel
an overwhelming outpouring of gratitude towards me when we're done here
today. But, I promise. I will not take advantage of your post partem bliss
and I will resist any urge to bond with you over this shared experience, of
this event, if you will do me just one small favor in return.
Bessie: What's that? (very cocky)
Grams: Shut Up!
140 Grams: Now, where are those towels?
(Cut to Capeside Townhall)
(Pacey comes up the stairs to see Tamara and someone else sitting there.)
Pacey: Tammy... Listen. I'm so sorr... ( interrupted by attorney)
Attorney (Caroline F): Mr. Witter? We haven't met. I'm Caroline Fields,
Ms. Jacobs attorney.
Pacey: Attorney?
Attorney (Caroline Fields): Under advice from council, She's chosen not to
discuss this case with you at the current time.
Pacey: Ca.... What are you talking ? ... This is about.... Tammy... If you
could...
Attorney (Caroline Fields): Mr. Witter.... If I must again ask you to
refrain from communicating directly with my client. In addition, Should you
feel the need to speak with her at any future date, you are instructed to
contact me. And, I'll pass along any pertinent information. Is that clear?
Pacey: Ah, Yeah..Caroline?
Attorney (Caroline Fields): Yes, Mr. Witter.
Pacey: Would you tell your client, I'm sorry.
(Pacey walks away upset. Tamara has a concerned look on her face.)
(Cut to Leery house.... Dawson is filming.)
Bessie: Ooh ooh aaah
Jen: OK. All right. That contraction was exactly 60 seconds apart from the
last one.
Grams: OK. your completely dilated, Dear..... Time to push now.
Bessie: Push what?
Grams: The baby, Dear.
Bessie: Oh. (Dawson see's the look on Joey's face and walks over and sits
down next to her.)
Dawson: She's gonna be OK, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, I know.
141 (Cut to the school board meeting.)
Superintendent Steven's: This session has been convened and the reason
we've asked you to come before us this afternoon, Ms. Jacobs, is that we
find ourselves faced with a persistent rumor, a disturbing rumor. Which,
undoubtedly, you've heard?
Tamara: Yes, I've heard it.
Superintendent Steven's: Then let me be direct Ms. Jacobs. Pacey Witter
is a student of yours, in one of your sophomore English classes.
Tamara: Yes, he is.
Superintendent Steven's: There have been allegations of a sexual
relationship between yourself and Mr. Witter. Please forgive my candor,
Ms. Jacobs, When I ask, Are these allegations true?
Tamara: Well you see......
(Pacey walks and cuts her off.)
Pacey: No, no, they're not.
Superintendent Steven's: Mr. Witter, You are to wait until your summoned.
Pacey: Ah, Look I don't mean any disrespect here. But, If you'll just give
me a second, I'll have you all home for dinner. OK?
Pacey: Look, I know the origin of these rumors has been traced to me. And
Ah I guess that would make sense. Cause Look at me here I am a C+
student, who sits in the back of Ms. Jacobs English class everyday,
daydreaming about the same thing. About, what it would be like to be..... a
little bit better looking, a little more sophisticated and about 15 years
older. Cause, then and only then, could Ms. Jacobs possibly look at me as
anything other than just another one of her students. And, only then, could
this rumor stand any chance of being true. Ah, I mean, don't get me wrong,
I am flattered with the seriousness that you took these allegations, but ya
know personally I'd just chalked them up to adolescent fantasy. I kind of
expected you guys to do the same.
Superintendent Steven's: Correct me if I'm wrong Mr. Witter, but for the
record, Are you saying you deny the aforementioned allegations?
Pacey: Yeah, for the record, Sir. And, for anywhere else you want to put
it. Ms. Jacobs is my English teacher and to my great disappointment
absolutely nothing else.
(Cut to Leery living room.)
Bessie: (screaming in pain)
142 Grams: Yes, Yes....... That's it.... That's it...... Yes, yes
Bessie: God!
(Joey hears and see's how much pain Bessie is in. She cringes when she
hears her scream. She gets out of her chair spins around and stands there
watching. Waiting.)
Grams: You are doing fine.
Jen: Grams.... Grams... I need to talk to you..... There's a lot of blood
here.
Bessie: What's? .. What's?.... Did she say blood?
Grams: Shh..... Just relax, Dear.
Bessie: Are you afraid to tell me something wrong? If something's wrong, I
want to know about it.
Grams: No, don't be silly, Dear. Nothing is at all wrong. Now, what
Jennifer doesn't know is that a bloody show is a natural part of the birthing
process. The last thing that we could have do is worrying yourself........
Jennifer, a cool washcloth. Now.
Bessie: Mrs. Ryan, I am doing OK Right?
Dawson: Your doing great Bessie. Everything's great. I...I wouldn't be
filming if everything wasn't fine. Right? We're making a movie here. (Joey
walks out.) .....Hey, Mrs. Ryan, smile for the camera.
(Grams swats at Dawson and his camera.)
Grams: Out! You are distracting my patient and I won't have that.
Jen: Grams, Grams... There is a problem. Isn't there? Something's wrong
with her.
Grams: Nothing is at all wrong. And, How dare you alarm my patient, by
expressing a contrary opinion in her presence.
Jen: Grams, She is losing a lot of blood. I don't know much about this, but
I know what a lot of blood looks like.... Grams?
Grams: Oh, Yes. All right. There's more blood than I'd like, but I see no
evidence of cervical lacerations or detached placenta or or ahh...
Jen: In English, Grams.
Grams OK, in English, I need your help Jennifer. I need you to set aside
your attitude and second guessing and help me get this baby out of her,
143 before, God forbid, she loses anymore blood and complications worsen. Do
you think you can do that Jennifer? Do you think you can summons up even
the smallest amount of faith in me? Because, if you can I can guarantee
there would be no better time for it than right now.
Grams: OK Bessie, breath and push remember, breath and push.
Bessie: Oooooh
Jen: God, Grams she's in pain.
Grams She's doing fine, Jennifer.
Bessie: No, Mrs. Ryan. I need something.
Grams: What do you need, Dear?
Jen: A pill, medicine. She.. needs something for the pain.
Grams: I don't have any medicine. But, I do have one thing that may work
better.
Bessie: Please. I'll try anything.
Grams: OK. Then repeat after me...... Our Father, Who art in Heaven....
Jen: A sedative. She needs a sedative, Grams, not the Lord's prayer.
Bessie: I'm sorry, Mrs. Ryan. That stuffs not going to work on me.
Grams: No, Dear. Its for your baby.
Grams: Our Father, Who art in Heaven.
Bessie: Our Father, Who art in Heaven.
Grams: Hallowed be Thy Name...
Bessie: Hallowed be Thy Name...
Jen: Thy Kingdom come....
Grams: Come on. you heard her.
Grams: Thy Kingdom come....
Bessie: Thy Kingdom come....
Grams: Push!
144 (Cut to Leery backyard, facing the creek. Joey is sitting in a chair, looking
down at the ground, when Dawson come out of the house.)
Dawson: Hey........ I can't wait to see the look on my moms face when I
tell her what happened in the living room.
(Joey wipes tears from under her eye.)
Dawson: Bessie's going to be OK, Joey. As frightening as Mrs. Ryan is in
daily life, I think she is incredibly capable when it come to medical
emergencies.
Joey: I know, Dawson....... FYI. I'm not out here because I'm to worried
about Bessie to stay inside. I mean, I'm worried but...
Dawson: What is it?
Joey: Its nothing...It's OK....It's stupid.
Dawson: No, It's not stupid, Joey. Look, I may not always agree with you
but your reasons are never stupid.
Joey: All right. A question, Dawson. Who does Bessie remind you of?
Dawson: That's easy. Your mother.
Joey: There are times when the resemblance is merely a passing one, and
then......there are others when......Bessie says or does something,
and....it's like my Mom never died, You know. .....When she got sick, I
mean, she had, she had chemo every month..............It left her in this
terrible pain, and I would come home and I would sit with her, and... she let
out these cries that I'd never heard before and I .. I prayed...to every
available higher source. I would never hear them again from anyone or
anything, and...somehow... somebody listened. 'Cause luckily, I never did.
Ya know.
Dawson: Until today.
(Pause)
Joey: Yeah.
Dawson: Joey, When your mother was in all that pain, Why did you sit by
her?
Joey: Come on, Dawson. Cause ... she needed me. I mean.. I mean, she
didn't tell me that but I knew, I ... I knew she really needed me.
Dawson: So, What makes you think that Bessie needs you any less?
145 (Cut to Townhall...Tamara is walking out the door when Doug come up to
her.)
Doug: Tamara?
Tamara: Oh. Hello.
Doug: Look I know what you must be feeling towards Pacey right about now,
well, what with all the trouble he's caused you. But, Frankly, I'd hate for
our whole Witter family to be tarred with the same brush. I'll tell you that
boy has been nothing but a bane since he was a child......trouble
here....Creating a ruckus, over there.
Tamara: Well then, you must be very proud.
Doug: Proud. I don't quite follow you, Tamara.
Tamara: By the way he's grown up. From an unruly child to a....sweet,
sensitive.....intelligent young man.
(Doug looks at Tamara with this perplexed look on his face. Tamara turns to
walk away then turns back.)
Tamara: And Douglas.......Its Ms. Jacobs.
(Cut to parking lot. Tamara gets into her car and drives away...all the while
Pacey is watching near the school sign.)
(Cut to Bessie in the Leery living room again.)
Grams: That's it. Push. .. Baby's beginning to crown.
Jen: Oh, Oh my God. I can see the head.
Grams: That's it. Your almost there just a little bit longer now. That's it,
Dear. That's it, Dear. Just one more little push. Its almost over.
Bessie: I can't, I'm too tired.
Grams: Dear, You can and you will.
(Joey walks in. Bessie and Joey look at one another, Joey puts her hand on
Bessie's and Bessie holds it......She gives one big push and......)
Grams: He's out.
Bessie: He?...Is he OK?
Grams: Oh, he's better than OK. He's healthy, he's beautiful, and he's all
yours.
146 (The baby cries and everyone is happy and smiling.)
(Cut to Pacey walking to Tamara's house on the beach. Tamara is sitting on
the deck stairs with a drink.)
Pacey: Can we talk, or do I need a lawyer present?
Tamara: Hi, Pacey. Well, If you've come to apologize again. You needn't.
I'm deeply appreciative of what you've done.
Pacey: Well... Actually I was kinda hoping I could assume that all that talk
about breakin' up was just said in the heat of the moment. Cause, Tamara,
that's never gonna happen again. I'm not .. from now on... I'm just not
talking to anybody, not Dawson, Not anybody. There's just no chance of
that happening again.
Tamara: No.. I know. Because I won't let it.
Pacey: Ah.. OK. Good. Neither will I.
Tamara: Maybe I'm not making myself clear. There will be no further....
gossip because there will be no further subject. I'm leaving Capeside. And,
I've already turned in my resignation to Principle Geiger, and I should be at
my sisters' house in Rochester by Tomorrow evening.
Pacey: Ah...I..You don't waste any time. Do ya?
Tamara: Pacey you knew this day was inevitable.
Pacey: Oh... I'd think I would have to disagree with you there Ms.
Jacobs...Never in a million years would I have predicted Rochester to be a
plot point in our little saga.
Tamara: I meant us ending was inevitable..... Hey, Maybe you'd graduate.
Maybe I'd met someone my own age. God, Maybe you'd met someone your
own age. But you knew that there... was a ticking clock inherent to both of
us and to everything about us. You must understand, Pacey, I care about
you. More deeply than I ever expected or wanted too. But I'm ...36 years
old... and I want to have children before it's too late. I mean, I want to
be their mother not their girlfriend.... You know, just because I'm older
and arguably more mature... Doesn't mean I know what to say in these
situations any more than you do. So, Please. Lets just say good-bye now.
Before I get maudlin and embarrassing and entirely too truthful.
Pacey: Is a farewell kiss permitted?
Tamara: Oh ...I don't know, I seem to remember that's what started this
whole mess to begin with.
Pacey: You know, I... I think I could handle it Tamara.
147 Tamara: Well, I'm not sure I can. (They were holding hands and she pulls
away.) Here.
(They hug tight and she kisses him on the forehead. They laugh.)
Pacey: OK... Well, I hope you enjoy Rochester.
Tamara: Yeah, I hope you enjoy high school.
(They hold hands again .. Then they part. Pacey looks back at Tamara. He
turns and walks away. She half waves, realizing he can't see her, she stops
and watches him walk away.)
(Cut to the sun setting.... Then to the Ryan house. Grams is In the kitchen
doing a crossword puzzle. Jen walks in.)
Jen: Goodnight.
Grams: Oh, Goodnight, Jennifer.
Jen: Long day, huh?
Grams: Good day.
Jen: Oh...(Softly)
Grams: Oh Jennifer (Grams takes off her glasses.)...Just because we don't
say certain things to each other doesn't mean we don't feel them.
(They smile at each other.)
Grams: Jennifer?....After what you've experienced today, Can you honestly
tell me you still hold no belief in God?
Jen: Ah..Well, I don't know about God. But, Umm, I think I may have come
around a little on man.
(Grams smiles, puts her glasses back on and returns to her crossword
puzzle.)
(Cut to Potter Living room. Bessie and Bodie at the baby.) (Joey walks in.)
Bessie: Hey, Joey, Come here. (Joey sits down near them and Bessie places
the baby in Joey's arms.) He's got mom's eyes. You know?
Joey: Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed.
(Joey looks at the baby and smiles. She looks at Bessie and Bodie and then
to the baby and smiles again.)
148 (Cut to the beach....Pacey is walking near the surf. He is looking at
Tamara. She is looking out the window, then she turns out the light and
walks away from the window.)
Pacey: Bye, Tammy. ( This seems to be a voice over ... might have been
Goodnight, Tammy... but I am not sure.)
(Pacey turns around and walks a bit.... Only to turn back for one more look.
Then he continues down the beach with his hands in his pockets.)
149 Dawson’s Creek – 106 *Dawson's room, Joey and Dawson are laying on the bed watching a movie
when Dawson flips it off.*
Joey: What are you doing?
Dawson: I don't get this movie.
Joey: Yeah but we've been watching it for an hour and a half, I'd kind of
like to see what happens.
Dawson: When movies get to unrealistic it depresses me. I get a headache, I
can't watch.
Joey: Unrealistic? Dawson your favorite movie is E.T.
Dawson: So?
Joey: A fat-fingered alien who eats Reeses Pieces and rides around on a
bicycle?
Dawson: But the emotion is realistic. This movie, come on, a girl has to
decide between two guys so they drag race? She agrees to go out with
whoever has the fastest car.
Joey: Well, I hate to break it to you, Dawson, but a fast car can be a real
turn on.
Dawson: Well, why don't they just arm wrestle. Whoever has the biggest
bicep wins.
Joey: Well, that would work. Give me the remote.
*Dawson takes it and puts it out of Joey's reach.*
Joey: Give it to me.
Dawson: I don't want to watch it.
Joey: You're asking for it.
*She gets on top of him and starts playfully fighting him for it.*
Joey: Come on. Give it to me. You are such a ba-*They stop and have that awkward silence.*
150 Joey: You know what? This really upsets you, doesn't it? (I don't know if
this line is right.)
Dawson: It does?
Joey: Yeah.
Dawson: Okay, enlighten me.
Joey: Because guys are attracted to girls for totally superficial reasons.
*Dawson uses body language to show that he thinks that is so not true.*
Joey: Yes they are. They like girls from New York, with blonde hair, pouty
lips, bony arms, and big boobs. But it goes both ways Dawson, it goes both
ways.
Dawson: Jen does not have b-*He starts to say big boobs but he stops himself.*
Dawson: Bony arms.
Joey: You can't stand the idea that if a girl is choosing between two guys
she may not choose the doofus who woos her with flowers and cheesy poems,
you know? She might just choose the guy with the faster car, bigger biceps,
or...bigger joystick.
Dawson: Bigger joystick?!
Joey: Yes.
Dawson: First of all, girls are attracted to romance more than anything.
Joey: *Joey makes a face like 'yeah right'* Keep hope alive there.
Dawson: Second of all, I don't compete with other guys. You don't see me
and Pacey running around arm wrestling over some girl.
Joey: Well, as I said, you don't like to lose.
Dawson: What's that supposed to mean?
Joey: Well, Pacey has bigger biceps.
Dawson: No, he does not!
Joey: Are you sure? 'Cause I thought he did. So let me get this straight.
If girls are so attracted to the romantic guy, why won't Jen have sex with
you?
151 Dawson: Jen wants to have sex with me she just-Joey: She just hasn't gotten around to it.
Dawson: Let's watch the movie Joey.
Joey: I thought it was giving you a headache.
*Dawson stares angrily at the tv and Joey looks at him and rolls her eyes.
Dawson looks back at Joey still angry.*
*Dawson's Creek theme*
*CUT TO hallway. Abby drops stuff from her purse and hurredly picks it up.
Joey is giving a presentation.*
Joey: The showguns in the Tokogala (there's gonna be a lot of misspelled
words so I'm spelling them how they sound) area separated the church from
the state.
*Abby walks in.*
Abby: Mr. Douglas my car broke, sorry. I am so sorry.
*She walks towards her seat.*
Joey: (continuing) Anyways, the Oko was where the showgun kept his harem.
It housed 600 women all in service to one man.
Grant: What? 600!
Joey: Anyway, since the emperor was in Kioto..
*Grant raises his hand.*
Grant: Did you say that 600 chicks were all in service to 1 dude?
Joey: Well, I didn't say chicks but yes.
Grant: Do you mean sexual service?
Teacher: Shh. Shh. Shh. Grant!
Joey: Yes. The showgun choose one from 600 concubines.
Grant: No way that's intense!
Joey: Anyway, as I was saying, since the emperor was in Kioto.
*Grant raises his hand again.*
152 Grant: Hello. Over here.
Joey: You know, I'll take questions after the presentation, Grant.
Grant: Right. Now, did these concubines did they have to doink the showgun?
Or did they say like no dykes.
Joey: Well it was a great privedeledge to be chosen by the showgun.
Grant: So the showgun was like the school stud. Every chick wanted a piece
of him, right?
Joey: No they didn't want a piece of him.
Grant: Sounds like they did to me.
Joey: Well that's because you have a low IQ.
Class: Ohhhhh.
*CUT TO Dawson walking towards the hall and he spots Pacey and Jen
talking.*
Pacey: We called him Oompa Loompa.
Jen: Oompa Loompa? What's that?
Pacey: You don't know what an Oompa Loompa is? Charlie and the Chocolate
Factory? The little green men that used to stir the chocolate?
*Jen starts laughing.*
Pacey: I swear.
*Dawson walks up.*
Dawson: Hey.
Pacey and Jen: Hey.
*They are both still laughing.*
Dawson: What's so funny?
Pacey: Nothing. Nada. Nin.
Dawson: What's so funny?
Jen: It's nothing, Dawson. Forget about it.
Dawson: Okay.
153 Pacey: Get pumped, man. It's your favorite time of day...gym time! You
know, I think we're playing b-ball today. You know, with that hoop up in
the air and that ball.
Dawson: Right. I know how to play basketball, man.
Pacey: Of course you do, sport. Just don't kick the ball and don't hit it
with a baseball bat.
*Jen starts laughing.*
Dawson: Okay, funny guy, I'll see you later. In gym.
Pacey: Roger dodger. See ya later, Jen.
Jen: Bye Pacey.
*He walks away. Dawson and Jen start walking.*
Jen: Aw, I have health with Mr. Pickering now. Just another person in
Capeside who has some insplicable (right word?) grudge against me.
Dawson: You look incredible today.
*He kisses her on the cheek.*
Jen: Well, thank you.
Dawson: So what were you guys talking about before?
Jen: It was nothing, Dawson, really. I don't even remember what it was.
Dawson: Okay.
Jen: Whew. I'm so glad it's Friday. School is making me so stir-crazy.
Let's do something crazy this weekend like river-rafting or jump out of a
plane naked. We'll have fun.
Dawson: Okay!
*They kiss.*
Jen: I'll see you later.
Dawson: Bye.
*She goes into class.*
*CUT TO Boys locker room.*
154 Pacey: Did you know that the cheerleaders are doing flips in the gymnasium?
How'm I supposed to play ball with a distraction like that?
Dawson: Pacey, what were you and Jen talking about earlier?
Pacey: Dude, you're fixated. Move on.
Dawson: Well you won't tell me so I do believe you were talking trash about
me.
Pacey: Hey, don't talk trash, recycle it.
Dawson: Whatever. Jen already told me what you guys were talking about.
Pacey: She did.
Dawson: Mm-hm.
Pacey: She did?
Dawson: Yep.
Pacey: Well, I guess that's cool. I mean, Oompa Loompa is not the worst
nick name.
Dawson: You told her people call me Oompa Loompa?!
Pacey: It's not a big deal. Someone was bound to tell her sooner or later.
Hey! She thought it was cute. She really did. Dawson, you're not a little
Oompa Loompa anymore. You're a big, bad, manly Oompa Loompa.
*Dawson shoves him.*
Pacey: Alright. Peace brotha! *He gets a kung fu stance then walks away.*
Tough guy...
*Dawson slams his locker shut.*
*CUT TO Health class.*
Teacher: Last night, your assignment was to read an article on the
euthanasia. Would anybody like to comment on the article?
*Jen raises her hand.*
Teacher: Daniel!
Daniel: That doctors are supposed to heal, not to kill.
Teacher: Yes. Helping a patient taking his or her own life is completely at
odds with the physician's position.
155 Jen: I disagree.
Teacher: Ms. Lindley. I don't know how they run classrooms in New York
City, but here at Capeside. You raise your hand.
Jen: I'm sorry I just thought that this was a discussion.
Teacher: You disagree.
Jen: Yeah, I do. If a doctor can help someone to die with dignity, I think
it's crazy as a society that we put that doctor in jail.
Teacher: Die with dignity? Is this a euphemism for murder and suicide?
Jen: No. If they're in pain or if it's only a matter of time. I mean, don't
you think there comes a point when life is no longer worth living?
Teacher: Life is God's most precious gift and it is his decision on when it
should end.
Jen: Oh, please.
Teacher: That's enough!
Jen: For someone lying on their death bed, life is not a gift, life's a
bitch! I'm sorry I'm just trying to say that if someone-Teacher: This is not Times Square Ms. Lindley. We don't use that kind of
language here. You just bought yourself Saturday detention. Anybody else?
*CUT TO Lunchroom.*
Joey: Fishsticks.
*Grant and another guy budge in front of her in line.*
Joey: Hey Lumberjack there's a line and it starts back there.
Grant: Look who it is? You know I liked your report today, Joey. Got a lot
out of it. It was very...stimulating.
Joey: Yeah well you were a great help.
Grant: I also loved it when you called me stupid. I love it when chicks
tease me. It turns me on.
Joey: Wooo. This may come as a shock to you but just because you're juiced
up on steroids doesn't mean you can barge in line wherever you want you
know people have been waiting and it's rude.
Grant: Oh, did I butt in front of you?
156 Joey: Yeah, you did.
Grant: Oh guys, fellas. God, I feel terrible. But you understand, don't
you? It's kind of like your report.
Joey: Excuse me?
Grant: We're like the showguns and this school is like our castle. Whatever
we want, we get.
Joey: Oh really.
Grant: And you can either be my servant or my concubine. What'll it be?
*Joey punches him and throws her tray and the other guy then kicks Grant
again. Grant is laying on the floor in pain.*
Joey: Neither.
*CUT TO Gym.*
Gym Teacher: Hit the showers, men, let's go!
Pacey: Hey Dawson, let's play a little one-on-one.
Dawson: What? Why?
Pacey: Because I'm on a role with the ladies. You don't get any play when
you're sitting on the bench.
Dawson: Thanks for the sex tips Casanova. I'm hungry, man. I need lunch.
Pacey: It's only going to be for a couple points, man, I'll BUY you lunch.
Let's not get crazy I'll buy you a fruit cup, alright? Okay, okay, I'll buy
you lunch. You go first.
*They start playing and Pacey makes a basket.*
Pacey: He shoots, he scores! The crowd goes wild. You know what, Dawson,
I'm really kickin your ass.
Dawson: If you want to impress the cheerleaders, go shoot freethrows or
something, I'm outta here.
Pacey: Don't leave man. I need you. You make me look good.
Dawson: And how do I do that?
Pacey: Well, you suck worse than I do. It was a joke, man, I'm kidding. You
can still beat me. Miracles happen all the time. Come on Oompa Loompa.
157 Dawson: What did you call me?
Pacey: I said, pass me the ball Oompa Loompa, god....*he turns to the
cheerleaders* Hey Ladies! I really love what you've done with that last
cheer. *He turns back around and Dawson throws the basketball at his face.*
Coach: What the hell?
Cheerleaders: Oh shoot. What happened?
Coach: What's gotten into you, Dawson? You cool off tomorrow, in all day
detention.
*CUT TO Dawson and Jen walking down the hallway.*
Dawson: Neither of us deserve to be here.
Jen: Well, I don't, but I kind of think you do.
Dawson: I deserve to be here?
Jen: Dawson, I mean, you hit Pacey in the face with a basketball. You broke
his nose.
Dawson: I didn't break his nose.
Jen: Pacey's your best friend.
Dawson: Ever since he lost his virginity he's been copping this attitude
with me.
Jen: I thought you had more control over your animal instincts.
Dawson: I wish. But sometimes it seems as if they control me, like when I'm
around you.
Jen: Come on, we don't want to be late.
*CUT TO the library. Dawson and Jen walk in and see Pacey.*
Dawson: What are you doing here?
Jen: Oh my God, Pacey, look at you.
Dawson: How's your nose?
Pacey: Broken thank you.
Jen: Oh, God, that must of hurt.
*She reaches to touch it.*
158 Pacey: Oh hey hey!
Jen: Oh sorry! Sorry. Oh that really sucks.
Pacey: Tell me about it.
Jen: So what are you in detention for?
Pacey: It's, uh, it's a long story.
Dawson: We got 8 hours.
Jen: Oh, it's gonna be so much fun. The three of us sitting around doing
nothing. It's just like every other Saturday.
*Voices are heard talking.*
Pacey: Oh my God, that sounds like Abby Morgan.
Jen: Who's Abby Morgan?
Pacey: You've never met Abby Morgan?
Dawson: The girl is from hell, literally. (I don't know if this phrase is
right but hey..)
*Abby and the Mrs. Tringle walk in.*
Abby: You're turning me into a juvenile delinquent.
Mrs. Tringle: It's about school policy, Abby.
Abby: Yeah but I could be outside doing good things for the Capeside
community like helping out involids (sp?) and picking up litter. *She sees
everybody.* Oh great. It's howdy doody time.
Mrs. Tringle: Sit down, Abby, and think while you're hear in Saturday
detention.
Abby: But I could do that at home. You could put me under house arrest. I
could just sit in my room and think, think, think about what a bad person I
am.
Mrs. Tringle: Abby...shut up. Hello everyone and welcome to Saturday
detention. Detention is not about fun and games. Detention is about
pennance. Sit down, Abby. You are all required to stay here in this library
until 5:00. While you are here you should be thinking about what you've
done to get detention in the first place and what can you do to improve
your behavior. Somebody's missing...
*Joey walks up from behind her.*
159 Joey: It's me, I'm here.
Dawson: Joey?
Joey: Hey everybody. What is this? Some sort of surprise party?
Pacey: Oh yeah. Surprise. Break out the pinnata.
*Joey takes a seat.*
Mrs. Tringle: Take a seat, you're late. As you know I am the Mrs. Tringle. I have
some important work to do in the audio/visual room. If for some reason I
have to come out here and discipline you, you will spend the rest of the
day shelving books and filing library cards. Now are we down with the
program? You are going to be spending the rest of the day together. After 8
hours, you're going to be like family.
Abby: 8 hours?! We're going to murder each other.
Mrs. Tringle: Well just don't get any blood on the books. And I mean that.
*She leaves and Abby pulls out some gum.*
Abby: Anybody want some gum?
Dawson: Yeah, actually.
Joey: Yeah.
Abby: Yeah, right. Oh my God Pacey, what did you do to your beak? Get into
a car accident while picking your nose?
Pacey: No actually. This chump right over here...he threw a basketball at
my face.
Abby: Well you should be thanking him. It can't look any worse than it did
before. Is that why you're in here Dawson? Attempted manslaughter?
*Dawson nods.*
Abby: How about you Pacey? Did you get in trouble for damaging school
equipment with your face?
Dawson: He's not telling.
Abby: Oh, must be embarressing. Did you make up another cockamamie story
about sleeping with a teacher?
Pacey: No. It's none of your business.
160 Abby: Oh, secret's drive me crazy. If you tell us, I'll give you a piece of
gum. Oh, you're so cool. Fine. Keep your boring little secret. How about
you Jen? What's your crime?
Jen: I said bitch in class. It's just Mr. Pickering. He has this whole
small-town mentality like a lot of people here do.
Joey: Oh, I'm so sorry. It must be so hard for you to put up with us
Simpletons.
Jen: That's not what I meant.
Joey: Must be a real bitch for ya!
Abby: Rrrrear! Catfight! Ladies in your corners. How about you Joey? What
are you in here for? Not that I'm surprised. I mean, incarceration does
seem to run in your family.
Joey: Go to hell.
Jen: I think you're the bitch Abby.
Abby: Okay, Miss Big Apple. If you want to hang with these backwater
blacksheep don't let me stop you.
*Time lapse.*
Joey: I slugged Grant Bodine.
Dawson: You slugged Grant Bodine?
Abby: No, is that why he left school early?
Joey: Yeah.
Abby: Oh, come on. That is moronic even for you. I mean, Grant Bodine is
like the king of the school and a total fox. Why did they put me in here
with all you violent offenders?
Dawson: What did you do Abby?
Joey: Yeah.
Abby: Don't go there, Dawson.
Jen: We told you.
Joey: Yeah.
Abby: Look, I don't want to blow your mind.
161 Pacey: I think we can handle this one, alright?
Abby: I don't think you can, Pinocchio.
Pacey: Hit me with it.
Abby: Okay. Ever been to the boy's locker room?
*Dawson and Pacey nod.*
Abby: Ever heard of a little drug called ecstasy?
*The group acknowledges they have.*
Abby: Ever heard of an orgy?
*Pacey makes the funniest face right here. I crack up when I see it.*
Abby: That's all I can tell you. Sufficed to say that some people in this
school aren't afraid to experience some erotic pleasure. But I don't kiss
and tell. That's all I can say. Sorry.
*Time lapse.*
Dawson: This is so Breakfast Club.
Jen: Breakfast Club?
Dawson: Yeah that John Hughes movie where the five kids are stuck in
detention all day.
Joey: Yeah at first they hate each other and then they become really,
really good friends.
Jen: Oh yeah that movie stunk. Whatever happened to those actors?
Dawson: Anthony Michael Hall developed some weird thyroid condition, Molly
Ringwald lost her gauky enjenu appeal, and the rest are laguishing
somewhere in tv obscurity.
Pacey: No way! Emilio Estevez! He was in those Duck movies, remember? God,
those were classics, so funny....
*Everybody gives him a look.*
Pacey: What?
*timelapse*
Jen: You know my best friend in New York, her older sister used to babysit
Ally Sheedy.
162 Joey: Ohh, you mean you know somebody who knows somebody who knows
Ally
Sheedy?
Abby: Yeah, Jen, you're just so glamorous.
Jen: Oh, well, we can't all be like you Abby and have ecstacy gang-bangs on
the floor of the locker room.
Abby: Mrs. Tringle! Mrs. Tringle!
Jen: Oh come on!
*CUT TO Mrs. Tringle watching TV and then back to Abby.*
Mrs. Tringle: What is it?
Abby: I do have a bladder and it's about to burst. Can I please be excused
to go use the bathroom?
*CUT TO the group heading towards the rest rooms.*
Abby: I'm surprised she isn't following us into the stalls.
*CUT TO Dawson and Pacey in the guy's restroom.*
*CUT TO Abby putting on lipstick in the girl's restroom.*
Abby: I may be reaching but I think you guy's have some weird sexual
tension thing going on. Am I right?
*The toilets' flush.*
*timelapse - back in library.*
Abby: I'm so bored.
Pacey: Well where's your ecstasy Abby? You and I can just go on down to the
boy's locker room and you know.
Abby: I don't have any left and if I did I wouldn't waste it on Rudolph the
red-nosed reindeer.
Pacey: What? You're not going to let Rudolph join in any of your perverted
reindeer games?
Abby: Hey now there's an idea, games. We could all play a game.
Pacey: Really? What do you want to play? Pin the tail on the ho-bag, huh?
163 Abby: We should play truth or dare. Please? I'll be your best friend. Okay,
I'll go first. Dawson. You can ask me anything. I'll tell the truth.
Dawson: Forget about it, Abby.
Abby: Come on, Dawson. Isn't there anything you've ever wanted to ask me?
Dawson: Yeah are you really an alien and what planet are you from?
Abby: No and Earth. Okay, my turn.
Dawson: Wait a minute.
Abby: No, that was your question.
Dawson: That wasn't a question that was a joke.
Abby: Look there are rules to this game and your turn is over now it's my
turn. Okay....Pacey! Truth or dare Pacey?
Pacey: Alright Abby. Just remember, I'm next.
Abby: Oh, I'm so scared, truth or dare Pacey?
Pacey: Dare...truth...I don't care.
Abby: Okay, truth. Pacey, why are you in detention?
Pacey: Well, uh, it's just, uh, I want a dare.
Joey: Oh come on Pacey, just tell us.
Pacey: Hey. I want a dare.
Abby: You are such a wuss. Fine, dare. I dare you to kiss on the lips for
10 seconds...Jen!
Dawson: What?
Abby: We're waiting.
Pacey: This is stupid.
Jen: Yeah nobody wants to play this game anyways.
Joey: I do. And Pacey said dare, better do what she says.
Pacey: Fine. What do I care?
*They kiss*
164 Pacey: Okay, Joey, Miss "you better do what she says". What'll it be truth
or dare?
Joey: No, you said-Pacey: Ah-ha-ha-ha. Truth or dare?
Joey: Truth.
Pacey: Okay. Who do you like?
Joey: Who do I like?
Pacey: Very simple. Who are you in love with? The truth.
Joey: Did I say truth? I meant dare.
Abby: You guys are such wimps. Can't any of you handle the truth?
Joey: I'll do anything. I'll climb through the ventilation chaps or I'll go
flash Mrs. Tringle.
Pacey: Okay, perfect. Then in keeping with our kissing theme, Joey I dare
you to kiss on the lips for 15 seconds, Dawson Leery.
Joey: No. No way.
Dawson: Pacey grow up!
Abby: No, you have to do it, Joey.
Pacey: You did say you'd do anything.
Joey: Fine. Dawson, c'mere.
Pacey: Go on.
Abby: I'll keep the time.
*They kiss.*
Abby: 13...14...15.
*They stop.*
Abby: So are we having fun yet? Your turn. Earth to dimwit. Come in,
dimwit.
Joey: Okay, Jen. Truth or dare?
Jen: Truth.
165 Joey: Out of all the guys at Capeside, is Dawson the one you're most
attracted to?
Jen: Is Dawson the one I like the best? Of course.
Joey: No, I didn't ask you if he was the one you liked the best I asked if
he was the one you're the most attracted to.
Jen: What do you mean attracted to?
Dawson: She means attracted. Physically attracted.
Joey: Is he the guy you're hottest for? I mean, when you look at Dawson do
you want to just jump his bones? Or is it that you like his personality the
best but in terms of lust you'd rather boink somebody else like Pacey.
Jen: No, I like Dawson.
Joey: Yeah, but do you lust for him?
Jen: That's a stupid question.
Dawson: Why is it a stupid question?
Pacey: I'm totally okay with this question.
Jen: It's stupid because....it's stupid because...the answer is yes,
obviously. I lust for Dawson. I'm hot for Dawson. Maybe if you spent less
time...forget it.
Joey: What? Come on, Jen, tell me, I can handle it. What do you have to
say?
Jen: Maybe if you spent less time dwelling on me and Dawson you might have
a boyfriend of your own.
Joey: Oh yeah, wouldn't that just be heaven on earth. To call one of these
pigs at Capeside my boyfriend and be some perky cheerleader who gets
pumped
and dumped by the school jocks. Yeah, have sex with Grant Bodine on the
locker room floor. Wouldn't that be great?
Abby: Just like a true lesbian (don't know if this phrase is right)
Joey: Yeah I wish I was a lesbian. And Jen I'm not dwelling on your
relationship with Dawson so just get over yourself.
Dawson: Okay, I dare all of us.
Pacey: To do what?
166 Dawson: To follow me, it's time for a jail break.
*They walk out and pass the doorway where Mrs. Tringle is watching soaps.*
Abby: We're totally gonna get caught.
Jen: Nope, we're not. Mrs. Tringle is in there watching Days of Our Lives
which means she probably taped a week's worth of episodes which means she
has an hour and a half left to go so we should have an hour of freedom.
Joey: What exactly are we doing out here anyway?
Jen: Well I suggest we play a new game. This one is a friendly, fun for the
whole family, adventure called Guess My Butt.
Abby: Guess My Butt?
*CUT TO Pacey sitting on a copier making a copy of his naked butt.*
Pacey: That felt good.
Jen: Okay, Pacey it's time to pull up your pants now. Okay, now it's time
to play guess my butt.
Abby: They all look the same.
Jen: No, if you look closely they have subtle differences.
Abby: This one is so perky and petite. It's got to be mine.
Jen: And this one has got to be Pacey's!
Dawson: How do you know?
Jen: I can just tell.
Pacey: Duh cause she's checked it out.
Dawson: Don't make me ill.
Pacey: Oh please, she can't help herself. My butt, really, it's like a
magnet, chicks they just can't keep their eyes off.
*The girls laugh.*
Dawson: Stop man, you're pathetic.
Pacey: You're just jealous?
Dawson: Of you? This is
167 Pacey: Dawson, this is so blatant. That's why you threw the basketball at
my nose and that's why you've been acting like such a puke.
Dawson: Me? I've been acting like a puke?
Jen: Dawson, don't get upset.
Pacey: Hey, you're just jealous of me. You're jealous of me because I'm a
better athlete. You're jealous of me because I've got a better sex life.
Dawson: Yeah, Pacey, you're a real Don Juan.
Pacey: At least my nickname was never Oompa Loompa.
Dawson: The reality of it Pacey is that you're not good at anything. You
are a total failure not to mention the laughing stock of the entire school.
Jen: Come on guys, stop.
Abby: Can't we all just get along?
Pacey: You know, I never knew what it did to a man's ego to lose a
basketball game.
Dawson: I didn't lose that game.
Pacey: Do you want a rematch?
Dawson: I'll wup you anytime, anywhere.
*CUT TO gymnasium.*
Jen: Why are you doing this?
Dawson: I'm not going to let him toss his rocks off (?) at my expense. The
guy has sex one time and he thinks he's Will Chambers.
Jen: That's what it's about? Sex?
Dawson: No. But you know it is a little humiliating. I'm the one with the
girlfriend and he's giving me sex tips.
Jen: Dawson this is stupid, you don't have to do this.
*Joey and Abby are walking on the bleachers.*
Joey: Hmm, this should be interesting.
Pacey: Alright, Oompa Loompa. This is your moment of truth.
Dawson: If I win you have to tell us all why you're in detention.
168 Pacey: Me? Lose this? Come on, stay off the crack, pal. Come on.
*They start playing.*
Abby: Pacey you're supposed to get it in the net. My dog plays basketball
better than you two.
Jen: This is ridiculous. I mean, why do guys feel the need to compete over
everything?
Abby: Oh yeah, us sisters never compete over anything. Dawson, nice
airball.
Joey: Don't you think you should go get some pom-pons Jen? Cheer your man
on.
Jen: Alright Joey, I give up, you win. I keep trying to get you to like me
but there's nothing I can do is there?
Joey: What do you mean? Whatever. I like you.
Jen: Come on, Joey, I'm not a fool. All your little catty comments are not
lost on me. I mean, what did I ever do to you? All I've ever done is try to
be your friend.
Abby: You all can never be friends as long as you keep fighting over the
same guy. Joey, it's obvious you're in love with Dawson.
Joey: You're wrong.
Abby: I saw a kiss that could set the atlantic ocean on fire. Don't tell me
I'm wrong about these things. That kiss was intense. Well, I can see you
guys have a lot to talk about. I'm parched. I'm going to get some water.
Jen: Joey I know this has got to be kind of-Joey: Look, I don't want to talk about it. With you.
Jen: I know. It's okay. I understand.
Joey: Why do you have to be like this?
Jen: Like what?
Joey: So nice. God. It would be so much easier if you were just a total
wench, that's all.
Jen: Well, I guess I could try to be more of a wench.
*Joey gives her a look.*
169 *CUT TO Abby looking up at a clock.*
Abby: Guys! We've got to get back to the library right now!
Pacey: No way.
*Dawson makes a basket*
Dawson: Yes!
Pacey: That's not fair!
Abby: Guys, seriously, if we don't get our xeroxed butts back to the
library in the next two minutes we're doomed!
Pacey: Girls, yo, locker room's quicker.
*They run down the halls and see Mrs. Tringle waiting for them.*
Pacey: Hey Mrs. Tringle. How's in hangin'?
*CUT TO library.*
Mrs. Tringle: Is there any reason why I shouldn't give you all detention next
Saturday?
Abby: Yes. We were starving. Mrs. Tringle you can't keep us locked up here
in this library with no food. I am a member of Amnesty International.
Mrs. Tringle: So you went to the gym to what? Eat a basketball?
Abby: No. We didn't know what we were doing. We were delirious.
Mrs. Tringle: Abby if I hear one more peep out of you...
Abby: Mrs.-*Pacey covers her mouth.*
Mrs. Tringle: These cards need sorting.
*SHe dumps them out.*
Mrs. Tringle: You will spend the rest of the afternoon arranging the cards
alphabetically. If even one card is out of order you all will spend next
Saturday here with me in detention. Are you hip to my lingo?
*She leaves and Pacey, Jen, Joey, and Dawson start picking up the cards.*
Dawson: Abby are you going to help or not?
170 Abby: Oh, I can't. I have carpal tunnel syndrome.
*time lapse. Joey hands Pacey her cards and Pacey takes them to Dawson.*
Dawson: Ohh. Last one.
Jen: Thank God.
*Mrs. Tringle walks in.*
Mrs. Tringle: How are those cards coming?
Abby: Oh, good. We have them finished Mrs. Tringle.
Mrs. Tringle: It's 4:30. You should all be able to go home soon.
Abby: Mrs. Tringle. Oh you have such pretty eyes. Have you ever thought
about contacts?
Mrs. Tringle: Abby, you don't have to flatter me. You've served your time in
detention. Hopefully you've learned something. Excessive tardies will not
be tolerated here at Capeside.
*She leaves.*
Dawson: Excessive tardies?
Joey: What happened to the ecstasy Abby?
Jen: And the orgy on the floor of the boy's locker room?
Pacey: I knew this from the very beginning. I saw through your school slut
routine. You're a liar.
Abby: Takes one to know one.
Pacey: Oh, please. Spare me. You're nothing but a white-bred, country club
goody-two-shoes with a bad case of potty mouth.
Abby: Oh no. Pacey's onto me. I can never show my face in public again. Big
deal. I was just trying to make the day more interesting. The question is
why are you in detention?
Dawson: Yeah, that was the deal remember? If you lost the game you'd have
to tell us why you are in detention.
Pacey: That game was a sham.
Dawson: A deal's a deal.
Jen and Joey: Come on, Pacey.
171 Pacey: You know what? It's just not going to happen okay?
Dawson: Can't expect Pacey to 'fess up to anything.
Pacey: I am so sick and tired of you copping this attitude with me.
Dawson: I want to trust you, Pacey.
Pacey: You want to trust me? Like I'm going to steal your girlfriend or
something.
Dawson: I wouldn't put it past you. You'd do anything for sex.
Pacey: That sucks, Dawson. Is that the way you feel about me?
Dawson: What am I supposed to think? You kissed my girlfriend!
Jen: It was a dare!
Pacey: Thank you.
Dawson: You guys were totally into it.
Jen: Well, I wasn't. No offense.
Pacey: None taken.
Dawson: That whole Oompa-Loompa thing.
Pacey: Oh, for the love of God, Dawson. You've blown that thing way out of
proportion.
Dawson: Maybe I have, alright? But you don't understand. You don't get it.
Those two words, Oompa Loompa. I HATE those words. It's like every
insecurity I have about myself exists inside those two words. And when you
call me that it's like you're exposing me for not being Mr. Varsity
Athlete. For not being sexually experienced. I'm a virgin alright? I'm not
some sex stud like you.
Pacey: Sex stud? Please tell me you're joking Dawson. Okay, do you want to
know why I'm in here?
Dawson: Yeah.
Pacey: You all have to swear that this never leaves this room.
Joey: I swear.
Jen: Cross my heart.
*Pacey points at Abby.*
172 Abby: I swear. *then when pacey turns away she crosses her fingers.*
Pacey: Okay. Yesterday, after you totally busted up my nose with that
basketball, the cheerleaders were being really friendly towards me.
Bandaging up my nose, and hugging me and stuff. I got a little excited.
Joey: Oh no.
Pacey: I went in the bathroom to, uh, relieve the tension.
Abby: Oh my God...
Pacey: Yeah and the coach came in and wanted to check up on my nose...
Abby: He saw a lot more than just your nose, didn't he?
Pacey: Yeah, well, needless to say that's why I'm here.
Abby: That's the most embarressing story I've ever heard.
Pacey: Thanks. So do you think you can stop throwing basketballs at my face
now, Dawson? I think it's glaringly obvious that I'm not going to steal
your girlfriend. I mean, at least you have a girlfriend. I've got nothing
left.
Abby: You have your hand.
Dawson: You're right. I've been taking my frustrations out on you. I guess
I'm just looking for a reason why....
Jen: What? Why what?
Dawson: Why you don't want me.
Jen: Hey Dawson. I like you.
Dawson: Yeah but it's not enough that you like me. I want you to want me.
Jen: You're like a God to me Dawson, and I don't even believe in God. I
mean, this school hasn't exactly welcomed me with open arms. It seems like
everybody here hates me and I don't know why. If it's because I'm from New
York, or because I'm different. It seems like my life here is just one big
detention that I can't escape, but then, I think about you. And about how
I've met a guy who's so romantic, and so caring, and who I like, and who I
want so much. Dawson it's because of you that I get through the bad days.
And if you think I want you to be some big, varsity sex stud then you're
crazy.
Dawson: I understand that you want to take things slow, I do. And I don't
want to rush you. I don't want to be that guy. But I'm human, I have
173 hormones. And to say that I've never thought about having sex with you, I'd
be lying. The thought crosses my mind. About a thousand times a day.
Jen: Well just a thousand? That's nothing.
Dawson: Pacey, I've been a real jerk. I'm really sorry about your nose,
man.
Pacey: I'm sorry I called you Oompa Loompa, man. It shouldn't come as much
of as surprise. Considering I'm such a screw-up.
Dawson: You're not a screw-up.
Pacey: Yeah, I am a screw-up and everybody knows it.
*Abby nods.*
Pacey: But Dawson, you're my best friend, man. I don't want to screw that
up.
Joey: You know when did everyone because so obsessed with sex? Now, you
too, Dawson. If you're worried that everyone's more experienced than you,
you can rest easy because you still have one friend who will probably go to
her grave a virgin.
Dawson: Joey it's just a matter of time.
Joey: Until what? My brain short circuits and I start bedding down with
every guy with a fast car and big biceps?
Dawson: Before you find the right person.
Joey: I have.
Dawson: Joey?
Joey: I'm sorry Dawson. I don't know what's going on. I have all these
feelings. These weird feelings. And I don't know how to say it and I can't
say it. I mean, you know everything about me, everything. And I still can't
say this. I can't. And I just feel really lonely.
Dawson: You're not alone.
Joey: Yes I am.
Dawson: Jo, I'm here for you now, okay? Nothing you can say is going to
change that. Maybe if you just say these things then they'll be out in the
open and your feelings won't be as strong anymore. Like you could be free.
Joey: I can't. I can't. If I say these things, I can't ever take them back.
It'll change everything and I can't do that. I can't.
174 Mrs. Tringle: Well, everyone, congratulations. You've done your time. You can
go home now.
175 Dawson’s Creek – 107 (We see the Leery's house and hear Dawson's voice.)
Dawson: Boring. Nah.
(He is laying on his bed flipping through channels. He turns to Wheel of
Fortune.)
Dawson: Wouldn't watch it if you paid me.
(He flips through a bunch of other shows)
Dawson: Rerun, homeshopping, Spanish, Japanese, Lebonese?
(Dawson turns the channel to a show that is blurry.)
Dawson: Adult Movie Channel scrambled.
(Dawson tilts his head to watch for a few seconds, then turns to "Meet John
Doe.")
Dawson: No. American Movie Classics it is.
(He sees Joey climb into the window.)
Dawson: Hey Jo.
Joey: Hey. Remember that guy who went on the killing spree and was found
innocent
after claiming sleep deprivation?
(Joey sits down.)
Dawson: Yeah, he went postal. Took out like half of that fast food restaurant.
Joey: Well, I think I need to call his lawyer.
Dawson: (laughing) Let me guess, Bessie and Bodie's new addition's appointed
for the night?
Joey: I swear to God, Dawson, my sister gave birth to Rosemary's baby. I mean,
I
haven't slept for days and my GPA is taking a nosedive and ummm, last week I
got caught in a pool of drool in European History.
Dawson: Ewww, that's pretty.
(Dawson gestures to the bed.)
176 Dawson: Ah, crash here.
Joey: You sure?
Dawson: Yeah. No drooling now!
(Joey gets up and walks over, and sees what Dawson's watching.)
Joey: Dawson, are you still in this old movie classics kick? Don't you think
it's time you take a stroll down New Releases lane?
(Joey sits down on the bed.)
Dawson: I've seen everything in the video store twice. Trust me, there's
nothing on the tube.
Joey: Dawson, your goober's kind of a snoozer.
(Joey lays down on the bed and gets comfy.)
Dawson: Exactly. See, in the 40's, you could be a well-intentional geek and
still end up with the girl. I mean, whatever happened to the standard Gary
Cooper types, you know. Likeable but not too self involved, smart without
being arrogant. I mean, come on, what happened to that guy?
(Dawson looks over at Joey and sees that she is asleep.)
Dawson: That's what I thought.
(Dawson lays down and continues watching the movie.)
(Gail and Mitch are making breakfast in the kitchen.)
Gail: So, big meeting with the investors this morning?
(Gail pours herself a glass of OJ.)
Mitch: Uh huh. You're interviewing the police commissioner right?
Gail: At ten. You look great.
Mitch: (looking over at her) So do you.
Gail: Thanks
Mitch: You are welcome.
(They run into each other on their way to the breakfast table.)
Gail: Sorry
177 Mitch: It's okay.
Gail: Dr. Keenan's at three?
Mitch: Right.
Gail: He says we're making progress.
Mitch: Yep, he does.
(Mitch takes a sip of his coffee and sees Dawson come out of his room.)
Mitch: Dawson.
Gail: Ah, Dawson, honey, have some breakfast.
Mitch: Take a load off.
Dawson: Actually I can't. I'm running a little late this morning.
Mitch: How's school going?
Dawson: Fine, great. I gotta go.
(Dawson leaves the kitchen, but stops to listen to his parents.)
Gail: So.. big meeting with the investors today.
Mitch: Same one as two and a half minutes ago.
(Pacey is sitting on a bench that overlooks the creek. He talks to an older
man sitting next to him.)
Pacey: You know, this town is the absolute embodiment of dull. Apart from the
occasional sex scandal provided by yours truly, nothing happens here.
(Pacey gets up, sees a soda can and starts kicking it.)
Pacey: Ah, man, I swear one day this town is just going to shut down
completely
due to lack of interest.
(Pacey starts to cross the street when a car flies by. He jumps out of the way
just in time so that he didn't get hit.)
Pacey: (shouting) Hey! Watch it, man.
(The car backs up to Pacey.)
Billy: Listen, maybe you can help me out?
178 Pacey: With what? Driving lessons?
Billy: No, but that's that's really cute. I'm looking for the high school.
Pacey: Capeside High?
Billy: Yeah. You going to help me out or do I have to ask Captain Ahab over
there?
(The guy points to the man who is still sitting on the bench.)
Pacey: Yeah, yeah ,yeah. Oh sorry, alright, so you want to take this road
about another mile, take a left on Glenn Street, then ah, you know you're
probably going to have to write this down, sport.
(The guy points to his head)
Billy: Total recall.
Pacey: (laughing) So you get to that first stop sign after Glenn Street and
take a left. The high school is right there, you can't miss it. You know what?
I'm headed in that direction right now. So if you want to give me a ride, I'd be
happy to navigate you.
Billy: And ride with such a reckless driver? C'mon, does that sound smart to
you?
(He drives away leaving Pacey.)
(Joey's house. She is pounding on the bathroom door.)
Joey: Bodie, I need to dry my hair.
(Joey looks at Alexander and then at her dresser.)
Joey: You know, this is 'my' dresser.
Bessie: Well, I'm going to be late for work.
(Bessie looks over at Joey.)
Bessie: You look like hell.
Joey: Yeah, well, the human alarm clock kept me up all night. I overslept and
I didn't even have time to cram for my Spanish test.
Bessie: Look, I know things have been crazy around here since Alexander was
born but it's the first time for Bodie and I and the learning curve has been
a little steep. But I promise, things will settle down around here just as soon
as we get through this adjustment period.
179 Joey: Yeah, when will that be?
Bessie: Two...three years, max.
Joey: (sarcastically) Wonderful.
(Joey leaves for school.)
(Capeside High. Joey and Dawson are sitting on some steps. Dawson is testing
Joey
for her test.)
Joey: Mi hermano de la micar.
Dawson: Si, si.
Joey: Thanks, Dawson. I really appreciate this.
Dawson: Not a problem. I just wish they would teach some more useful Spanish
phrases.
Joey: So, where's girlfriend this morning?
Dawson: Don't know. Haven't seen her. Pay attention. My uncle's bicycle is
from Mexico.
Joey: Ahh, La bicicleta es mi tio es de Mexico.
Dawson: That's it. You're brilliant.
Joey: It was just that, you know, you haven't said much lately. Things between
you and Jen okay? Everything going smoothly?
Dawson: Great. (pauses) I mean, I admit, it got rough there for a little while
but yeah, things are going great.
Joey: Good, that's really good.
The bell rings.)
Dawson: Bueno.
(Joey and Dawson get up and see Jen.)
Joey: Bueno. Alright, bueno.
Jen: (to Dawson) Hey, what's up with you?
Dawson: Hey, how are you?
(Dawson leans over and gives her a kiss.)
180 Jen: Mmm, good.
Dawson: (grabs her hand) Come on.
Jen: You know, I like your vest.
Dawson: Thank you. (to Joey) Here's your book. Good luck, okay? (to Jen)
I assume we're still on for bowling tonight?
Jen: Absolutely. Can't wait.
Joey: I'll see you, guys.
Dawson: Bye Joey. (to Jen) So, can I walk you to math?
(Jen sees that guy, who turns out to be her ex, Billy, leaning on some lockers.)
Jen: Oh, acutally, oh damn, I forgot. Can I catch up with you later,Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah.
Jen: Yeah, I'll see you in class, okay?
Dawson: Okay.
Jen: Okay.
Dawson: Alright.
(Dawson leaves her but watches Jen walk up to Bily.)
Jen: Billy, what the hell are you doing here?
Billy: Is that how you greet the love of your love?
Jen: Look, I'm sorry. Uh, hello, Billy, please leave.
(Billy leans over to kiss her.)
Jen: No!
Billy: Jenny, I drove all night just to see you.
Jen: New York is only four hours from here.
Billy: I got lost?
Jen: Billy, do you have any idea what my grandmother would do if she found
out you were here? I mean, the whole reason I was sent to Capeside was to get
away from you, Billy. Things have changed, okay? Believe it or not, I've
changed. I'm not the same person that you knew in New York.
181 Billy: Alright. then tell me about it. Look, go for a ride with me and you can
fill me in on all the advances. Huh? Come on, two minutes. Is that too much
to ask?
Jen: Alright Billy, but I'm keeping time.
(They leave.)
(Cliff taps Dawson on the shoulder from behind.)
Cliff: Dawson?
Dawson:(turns around) Uh, hi.
Cliff: Hey, look, I'm looking for Jen. You don't know where she is this
period do you?
Dawson: No, I don't. Sorry.
Cliff: Well, give her a message, will you? Tell her I'm having a barbeque at
my house this Saturday and I'd love it if she 'd make it. Hey, what the hell,
why don't you come too?
Dawson: Cool, sounds great.
Cliff: And one other thing. I don't know if you can help me with it. Jen doesn't
have a boyfriend does she?
Dawson: Yeah she does. Me.
Cliff: Really?
Dawson: Yeah.
Cliff: That's, that's terrific, man.
(Cliff leaves Dawons standing in the hallway.)
(The Leery's house. Gail is looking at some ads while Mitch reads the paper.)
Gail: What about sailing lessons? Fencing? No, no, no, what about scubadiving?
Mitch: Expensive. You need tanks and fins. Those aren't cheap. And some
overpaid
instructor at forty bucks an hour. Of course, you're the family bread winner,
so that's really not my call is it?
Gail: Well, I would love to do it, Mitch. Dr. Keenan wants us to expericence new
things that neither of has ever done before.
Mitch: Well, hey, why didn't you say so? We've never tried swinging or spouse
swapping. Wouldn't that be more appealing to your recreational taste?
182 Gail: When are you going to stop punishing me?
Mitch: When I can get the vision of my naked wife playing hide the...when
it stops hurting.
(Jen and Billy are walking back to Jen's place.)
Jen: Billy, being here has been good for me. And, so, if I could somehow,
without being too rude, ask you to leave.
Billy: Okay, but help me out here, Jen. I'm way too beat to make this ride
tonight and I'm a little strapped for hotel money. So, just find me a place
to crash for the night and I'm out of here by morning.
(Dawson is walking home from school and sees them.)
Dawson: Is everything okay?
Jen: Dawson, hi. Yeah, everything's fine. It was..
Billy: Hey, how's it going (puts out his hand) Billy Conrad.
(Dawson shakes Billy's hand.)
Jen: Billy's an old friend of mine from New York. Uh, can I talk to you for a
second, Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah.
(They walk towards his house.)
Jen: Look, I know this is kind of awkward but would it be okay tonight, if
Billy stayed with you at your house?
Dawson: (scocked) Stay with me for the night? Jen, I don't even know him. I
just met him. He's a complete stranger to me. I don't know anything about him.
Jen: Okay. What do you want to know?
Dawson: I don't know where to start. First of all, is he really just a friend
or is something more than that?
Jen: Dawson, first of all, I've already told you about Billy.
(Dawson looks over at Billy who's pulling at his luggage.)
Jen: I told him everything about us. And that I'm with you now. But he's still
my friend and only my friend .
Dawson: Is he the guy? He's the person you got caught doing in your parents'
bed.
183 Jen: Yeah, but it's completely over between Billy and I. and I'd really
appreciate it if you could give him a place to crash for the night. Believe me,
Dawson, anything Billy ever meant to me, you now mean two times that. Please
Dawson, for me?
(Billy walks over and puts his luggage on Dawson's shoulder.)
Billy: Thank you, sir.
Dawson: Yeah, no problem.
(Dawson throws Billy's luggage back to him.)
(Dawson is working on the computer as Billy checks out his room.)
Billy: This must be pretty weird for you, huh?
Dawson: What's that?
Billy: Having me here. Having your girlfriend's ex sharing your bedroom. I
mean,
that's got to be a real trip, man.
Dawson: It's only until tomorrow.
Billy: Oh yeah, that's what Jenny said. Tomorrow, right? So what are you
anyways,
some sort of film buff?
Dawson: Something like that.
Billy: Oh, now this is cute.
(Billy holds up the ET doll. Dawson takes it away from him.)
Dawson: That's a collector's item. Look Billy, if you're going to be staying
another day, I should know, Jen should know
Billy: Okay, how about this? I'm not leaving tomorrow. In fact, I have no
intention of leaving until Jen's thrown you over and come back to me. So,
the question is, what do you do about it? Do you have Daddy throw me out? Do
you remove me personally from the premises? (he laughs) Have a sense of
humor
man. Look at you. You're all trumped up over nothing. Yeah, I'll probably split
tomorrow. But in the meantime, you and I should take advantage of our
newfound
closeness here. (throwing himself on the bed) I bet you're dying to get to know
what Jen was like in New York. So, shoot. Ask away.
184 Dawson: Billy, I already know all about you and Jen and her life in New York.
There's nothing I'm curious about. No info I'm subtly fishing for, okay? She
told me everything.
Billy: She gave you the headlines. Caught in bed, shipped up here to get away
from me, etc, etc, and so on. But did she give you the details? Did she fill
in the blanks that make a story a story? Because my guess is there's a lot you
don't know about, Dawson. My guess is, you don't know the half of it.
(Joey is babysitting Alexander. He is asleep as she reads a magazine. Dawson
comes in the front door.)
Dawson: Joey, I really need to talk to you. My life is rapidily turning into
some seriously disturbing joke.
Joey: Shhh, you wake him up, your life will be over.
(Dawson and Joey go into another room to talk.)
Joey: So, what's the problem?
Dawson: Okay, you know how yesterday, I said everything between Jen and me
were
great? Well it's not. It's a mess. Her ex boyfriend from New York is here and
he's staying at my house.
Joey: Oh, so that's who that cute guy was in school yesterday?
Dawson: You're not helping.
Joey: Look, what' s the big deal? I mean, I thought you were with Jen. You
guys
are a couple, right?
Dawson: Yeah, of course.
Joey: So?
Dawson: Well, you know, it's just that Mr. Smooth rides into town and Dawson
bowling starts sounding pretty lame.
Joey: Dawson, bowling always sounds lame.
Dawson: Look, umm, Billy's staying at my house which I hate okay, but if I kick
him out, I look petty and insecure but if I let him stay, I feel like a patsy.
Joey: Well, hmmm.
Dawson: I'm beginning to think relationship problems run in my family.
185 Joey: Dawson, I hate to break it to you but your problems really aren't that
original. You know, divorce and dysfunction run rapid in this town. So I...
Dawson: Dysfunction I can handle. Divorce I..How much pain and humilation
can a
relationship endure before it reaches the point of no return?
Joey: Are we talking about the father or the son here? Dawson, relax, don't
worry about it. You know, it's all going to blow over and you're going to be
on to bigger and better problems before you know it.
Dawson: You think so?
Joey: Really.
Dawson: Just sit tight?
Joey: It's all going to be fine
Dawson: You're right. Thanks. You're the best.
(Dawson leaves, slamming the door which waks up the baby. He rows across
the
creek back home.)
(Cut to Dawson and Jen. Dawson is walking in front of Jen.)
Jen: You know, I really did want to let you know, Dawson, how much I
appreciate
your generousity and giving him a place to crash and everything.
Dawson: He's not exactly here to watch the leaves change colors is he, Jen .
(looks at Jen) No, I didn't think so. I think he's here to get you back. I
don't know whether you think I'm super evolved or just plain oblivious to
everything.
Jen: Look, Dawson, I told him it's over with us. I told him everything about us.
You know that.
Dawson: I don't think he's getting the message and quite frankly, I don't think
you want him to.
(Dawson turns around to face her.)
Jen: Look, Dawson, I don't want to lie to you. Yeah, Billy, still has feelings
for me. I mean, we never really got a chance to say good-bye. My parents
threw
me out of New York so fast, there was never any time for closure.
186 Dawson: I thought you wanted to make a break from all those guys who
sexualized
you way too young?
Jen: But Billy wasn't one of them. He was the only guy who ever treated me
with
respect. He treated me well.
Dawson: So you're going back to him? (waiting for a reaction) You have to think
about that?
Jen: It's just not that simple, alright? It's confusing.
Dawson: We're invited to a party at Cliff Elliott's tonight and I want you to
come with me. I want things to go back to normal and I want Billy gone.
Jen: Look, I just can't send him away like that.
Dawson: Of course. He's treated you with nothing but respect. But you know
what,
Jen, last time I checked, so did I. And how do I get repaid? By having the guy
who's had you everywhere from Battery Park to your parents' bed dumped on
me as
my new bunkmate.
Jen: (upset) Dawson, come on, be fair to me, alright? Look this isn't the
easiest situation in the world for me either. I mean, imagine if some ex-girlfriend of yours suddenly showed up to town and just put everything in a
worldwind. How would you feel?
Dawson: You know what, Jen? That's impossible, ok? Because I don't have a exgirlfriend. You're my girlfriend, my first and only. All I'm trying to do is prevent
Billy's ex from becoming my ex too.
Jen: My feelings for you haven't changed, Dawson, can't you see that? Try and
understand.
Dawson: Unfortunately, I think I do.
(Dawson walks off.)
(Cut to the video storewhere Pacey is at work. He is watching Anaconda when
Joey walks in. He turns the movie off.)
Joey: Look, I need to rent the English Patient.
Pacey: May I suggest to you a movie that doesn't completely blow?
Joey: No, because it was on cable last night and it put the baby to sleep. In
fact, it's the only thing that's put baby to sleep, because baby never sleeps.
187 And if baby doesn't sleep, I don't sleep. If I don't sleep, I get angry. I get
irritable and I can no longer maintain my sunny deposition. So, Pacey, if you
even have the slightest bit of human decency, you'd rent this movie to me
immediately and bring a 181 minutes of peace into my otherwise wretched life.
Please?
(Pacey checks the computer than goes to the back of the store to get the video.)
Pacey: Alright, but in my professional opinion, you don't need a video store.
You need a pharmacy.
(Pacey gives Joey the video.)
Joey: Anyways, I hear Jen's ex has been lurking around Capeside. Met this
strapping young fellow yet?
Pacey: Oh, he's a real charmer. Just about lost three toes to a pair of his
steel-belted radios.
Joey: So, what's the paty line? You think she'll go back to him? And return to
her wanton New York ways?
Pacey: You know, I really don't know, but if Jen did ditch Dawson for Billy
the Kid, wouldn't that please a certain someone we both know?
Joey: Look you know me, Pacey, I'm not one to stand in the way of true love.
But
if Jen has a connection to this guy, which seems like she does, you know, what
can we do about it?
Pacey: Look, Joey, I've never really taken a particular interest in your life
cause frankly your life has never been particularily interesting but there is
one thing I need to know. You're really, really enjoying the fact that Jen's
ex is in town, aren't you?
Joey: Well, it's intriguing, Pacey, I mean, even you have to admit that.
Pacey: But you know what? This is the wedge you've been waiting for that's
going
to drive Jen and Dawson apart, right?
Joey: No, Pacey, you're such...it's not like that at all. You don't know what
you're talking about.
Pacey: See, the three of us have been friends too long and up until now, I've
just kind of stood idly by and watched this all go down. But it's time to lay
this on the line, okay? You have some raging hormonal obsession for our friend
Dawson and you just can't wait to get your hooks into him butt good, can you?
Huh?
Joey: Bite me, Pacey.
188 Pacey: Busted.
(Joey turns around to leave.)
Pacey: Hey, be kind, rewind.
(Cut to the Leery's. Mitch and gail are returning home.)
Mitch: What is the big deal?
Gail: The instruction was pretty basic. You should never be more than three
feet away from your buddy at any time.
Mitch: Oh, that's ironic. Me getting bitched at for floating away from you.
(Dawson is in his room listening to music. He hears his parents fighting and
listens.)
Gail: Look, I can't do this by myself, so if you're going to fight this therapy
every step of the way, then we're both just wasting our time. If that's the case,
then just let me know Mitch.
(Dawson stops listening, closes his door, and goes back to listening to music.)
(Icehouse. Joey is waiting on a woman who doesn't know what to order.)
Joey: Can I take your order?
Woman: Oh, oh, let's see, um, I'll have...
Joey: You know, everything's really good.
Bessie: Joey, table 5!
Woman: I think, I think I'll just have some coffee to start out with.
Joey: Okay, in one second. (goes to another table) Can I take your order?
Man: We've already ordered.
Bessie: This is table 8, Joey, I said table 5.
Joey: Ok, ok.
Woman: Miss, that coffee, please?
Joey: Alright...in a second...oh, just a second.
(Joey starts to pour some coffee when Pacey walks up.)
Pacey: Hey Jo.
189 Joey: Oh thank you, Satan, for completing this night of horrors by sending one
of your disciples to finish me off.
Pacey: Umm, what are you doing tonight?
(She sets the coffee down in front of a man.)
Man: Excuse me, I didn't order this.
(Pacey follows Joey as she takes the coffee to the woman.)
Pacey: Uhh, forget I said that. Wait...I was just out looking for a date and
since I couldn't find one, I thought of you.
Joey: Oh.
Pacey: So, how 'bout it? Wanna go crash a beach party with me? Huh?
Joey: Oh gee whiz, you know, as much as that sounds like so much fun, you
know,
I am kind of busy.
(Joey goes to clear a table and Pacey continues to follow her.)
Pacey: Come on, Jo, it'll be fun.
Joey: (handing the dishes to Pacey) After I serve the one hundredth million
seafood platter, finish picking up the broken glass from the ice maker, scrap
the mung out of the viliators, I was thinking maybe of taking my tip money and
flying to the Canary Islands and opening an offshore account. What do you
think
of that? (to the woman at the table) Sorry.
Pacey: You know, when was the last...ok, alright, alright. Damn, Joey, when
was
the last time you went out and had some fun, alright?
(They put the dishes in a sink.)
Joey: Don't ask.
Pacey: (begging) Just go. Besides, Dawson will be there, okay?
Joey: Big whoop.
Pacey: Alone, Joey.
Bessie: (untying Joey's apron) Go.
Joey: It's swamped.
190 Bessie: Sarah's coming in to cover.
Joey: Yeah, but you need me. You can't handle this by yourself.
Bessie: Good-bye!
Pacey: (pulling Joey) You. come on, come on. (to Bessie) Slow down, Bessie.
(Dawson is deciding what to wear for the party. Mitch knocks on the door
and comes in.)
Mitch: Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah?
Mitch: Hey.
Dawson: Hey.
Mitch: How's it going?
Dawson: Umm...complicated and you?
Mitch: Complicated. Squarely in the midst of what Dr. Keenan would refer to as
stage 4.
Dawson: Stage 4. Do I dare ask what stage 5 is?
Mitch: Anyway, on to you, where's Billy the Kid?
Dawson: Ummm, best guess, probably hanging out with his ex girlfriend, who
happens to be my current girlfriend. Which means among other things,I'll be
attending tonight's barbeque solo. While Jen spends the afternoon with my new
roommate. What stage would Dr. Keenan put us in?
Mitch: In high school.
Dawson: Let's face it, dad. We're a couple of nice guys, which stopped being a
desirable character trait about half a century ago.
Mitch: Dawson, I am the last person who should be giving you or anybody else
romance tips, however, it seems that every relationship produces its share of
disappointments and insecurities and pains. Anyone who's never been hurt is
either very lucky or very lonely. The trick is to get through it.
Dawson: How?
Mitch: Compromise. Tears, scuba lessons at the local Y, Different for everyone.
Dawson: And that works?
191 Mitch: I have no idea, kid. No idea what so ever.
(Billy and Jen, holding hands, are walking along the shoreline of Capeside.)
Billy: Do you know how much I just want to scoop you up and take you back to
New York with me?
Jen: And I would just end up turning around and coming here. This is my home,
Billy.
Billy: (drops her hand) So, this is really it. You are leaving me for a guy who
has a ET doll on his bed.
Jen: It's a collector's item.
Billy: It's a doll.
Jen: Billy, it's been good to see you again, but I really should go to that
party and find...
Billy: Yes.
Jen: ...Dawson, since I owe him about 400 explanations.
Billy: Alright, then before you leave, since who knows when and if we'll ever
see each other again, how about for old time sake, you and me, just one last
kiss?
Jen: One last kiss and then you'll go?
Billy: (holding three fingers up) Scout's honor.
(They kiss.)
Jen: Good-bye Billy.
(Jen leaves and heads to the party)
(Cliff Elliott's house. Joey is leaning on the balcony. Pacey comes out with a
drink.)
Pacey: Alright then, this the best party or what?
Joey: Oh, yeah. Time of my life. I'm ready for the group hug whenever you are.
Pacey: Oh, Melissa Five at one o'clock. Girl of my dreams right there.
(looks at what he's wearing) How do I look?
Joey: (smiling) Like a before picture of a after-geek remover.
Pacey: Easy, doll. Jealousy is not going to get you anywhere.
192 (Pacey leaves her to follow Melissa and Dawson joins her on the balcony.)
Joey: Hey.
Dawson: Great party huh?
Joey: Oh yeah, time of my life.
Dawson: I've had such a rockin' time since I joined the JV football team.
Joey: Oh yeah, and cheerleading has opened up sooo many doors.
(They smile at each other.)
Dawson: What do you say--one quick drink, then we hit the video store?
Joey: Thought you'd never ask.
Dawson: Be right back
Joey: Okay.
(Dawson goes to get some drinks. At the refreshment stand, he sees Jen who
goes
over to him.)
Jen: Hi
Dawson: Hey, you're here.
Jen: Yeah, I'm here. I'm alone and I'm sorry about everything Dawson. About
the
way I treated you. I mean, I was foolish. (He kisses her) It was
stupid of me to think that...Come on, let's go talk.
(Joey is looking for Dawson when a tall blond guy comes and sits next to her.)
Guy: Drink?
Joey: Ah, no thanks.
Guy: No really, I got an extra soda.
Joey: Ah, no, actually my friend's getting me one. I'm fine, thanks.
Guy: Really? Who's your friend?
Joey: Dawson Leery. You probably don't know him.
Guy: Sure, Dawson (looks out at the beach) Sophomore currently hitting the
beach with that cute, blond chick?
193 (Joey looks over and sees Dawson and Jen walking togeth, holding hands.)
Guy: Drink?
Joey: Sure. Thanks
(Joey takes the cup and drinks it.)
(Jen and Dawson are walking along the beach.)
Jen: You know what, Dawson. I'm sorry. I know I could have handled things
better
but I, it's like Billy showed up and my judgement flew right out of the window.
I mean, I cut class.
Billy: (interrupting them) You're too hard on yourself. I swear she's too hard
on yourself. Isn't she too hard on herself?
Dawson: What's he doing here? I thought you told him to go.
Jen: I did. I swear to God, I did.
Billy: Yes, but I simply took the pleasure of reading between the lines.
Dawson: What are you talking about?
Billy: Let's just say, as a student of the good bye kiss, it posessed a little
more kiss and a little less good-bye.
Dawson: What? You kissed him?
Jen: It was a good-bye kiss, Dawson. (to Billy) It was a good bye kiss.
Billy: Alright, if that's all it was, then I will take my leave right now. But
you tell me, Jenny, tell me all that kiss said was good-bye.
(Pacey comes over to Joey and takes her cup of alcohol.)
Pacey: Not that I care, but you may want to pace yourself with this stuff.
Joey: (leaning aginst him) Pacey, I know I don't say it enough but you're a
really terrific friend.
Pacey: (pushing her away) Ah, ok, thanks, yeah.
(The guy comes back with another drink for her.)
Guy: Is this guy bothering you, Chloe?
194 Pacey: Okay, just a couple of things. First, her name is not Chloe, it's Joey
and second, no, I'm not hitting on her. I'm just her friend. (takes the second
drink from her) God knows.
Guy: (taking Joey's hand) Well, thanks for the info. We'll catch you later.
(to Joey) Come on, let's take a little walk.
Joey: Alright.
(They walk off.)
(Dawson, Jen and Billy are still having their conversation)
Dawson: Jen, tell me that kiss meant nothing.
Jen: Dawson, you've got to understand. I mean, this is such a confusing
situation.
Dawson: Then what? Your world's turned completely upside down that you can't
even
answer the simple question?
Billy: You know what? She did answer the question. I just think you happen to
not
like the answer.
Dawson: Dude, why don't you stay out of this, ok? This is between Jen and me.
This does not concern you.
Billy: You know what? I think that's where we disagree, Dawson, cause not only
does this concern me, it concerns me gravely. So if there ever was a third and
expendable wheel in this scenerio, it would be you. See, Jen and I go way back.
She was with me long before she ever even entered into your fantasies.
Dawson: You and everyone else.
Jen: You know what, Dawson, I may have made some mistakes but at least I
don't
live in a fantasy world where everyone...
Dawson: Jen, I'm sorry. I don't want to trade insults here. I just want to know
where I stand. One of us has got to go. Who's it going to be? Him or me? Jen,
who's the third wheel in this scenerio?
Jen: You know what? I think I am.
(Jen walks off.)
Billy and Dawson: (calling after her) Jen!
Dawson: Are you happy now?
195 Billy: Actually, not too bad. You?
(Dawson sees Pacey and goes over to him.)
(Joey and the guy are on the beach. The look like they are making out.)
Joey: Are you trying?
Guy: Shh, come on.
Joey: Are we dancing?
Guy: We are doing whatever you want to do, sweetheart.
(Pacey comes and takes the guy's arms off of Joey.)
Pacey: Alright, Jo. Say good-bye to the nice serial rapist man.
Guy: You again a-hole! She doesn't want to leave.
Joey: Come on, please leave, Pacey.
Pacey: (grabs the guy away from Joey) Alright, cowboy. Party's over.
(He tries to hit Pacey but Pacey gets him first.)
Pacey: (rubbing his hand) Oh, ow!!
Dawson: (rushing over) You alright?
Pacey: Uh, yeah. Fine. oh, ow!!
(Dawson goes over to where Joey had fallen on the ground.)
Dawson: Jo?
Joey: Dawson, thank you, You're my hero.
(Pacey looks at Joey funny, surprised at her comment.)
(Dawson and Pacey are helping Joey home.)
Pacey: You know, this probably is not the brightest thing you've ever done.
Joey: Shut up.
Dawson: Dude, we got to be quiet. If Bodie sees her like this, she's dead.
Pacey: Yeah, I know. Listen, you two stay here. I'm going to go ahead.
(to Dawson) You think you can handle lush life by yourself?
196 (Joey leans against Dawson and he takes her inside.)
Dawson: (to Pacey) Dude, whatever you do, don't wake up the baby. (to Joey)
Okay, okay, alright, we're going to walk.
Joey: Okay.
(Pacey goes into Alexander's room. He accidentally steps on a squeaky toy and
Alexander starts to cry.)
Pacey: Uh oh.
Pacey: Hey, heya little man (he rocks the baby) Just bringing drunk Aunt Joey
in.
Why don't you just go back to sleep?
(Dawson lays Joey down on the couch in the family room)
Dawson: Here you go. Feet up. Look Jo, I know it's been a tough week for you.
You always try to handle everything by yourself. Is that why you got drunk
tonight? You needed a little break from your life?
Joey: (mumbling) I just, I just lost table 5.
(Pacey is trying to quiet Alexander down)
Pacey: Shh, shh, shh. Come on, little guy. Come on. You want that? (gives him
a
pacifier) Right in there. Come on, God, there's got be something to quiet this
kid down.
(Joey is lying on the couch. Dawson is sitting next to her brushing her hair
out of her eyes.)
Dawson: This is probably the wrong time to tell you this but ummm well,
maybe it's the perfect time. I realize how incredibly confusing things are
between us. I can't even begin to explain our relationship. You probably can't
either. But ummm, I just want you to know that umm, if you ever need me, I'll
always be here for you. All you ever have to do is ask.
(Joey reaches up to Dawson and kisses him. Dawson just looks at her.)
(Pacey talks to Alexander about the English Patient.))
Pacey: So then, the guy who ends up being the English Patient and the girl,
they're stranded in the cave. And she looks up at him. (with a British accent)
She's like oh, please don't leave me. Promise me, you'll come back someday.
And
he turns around. Hey, hey, listen, listen to this, he turns around and he's
like don't worry, darling, I'll come back for you, unless of course, my plane
197 is shot down by Nazis and my face is burned beyond recognization after cutting
off William Dafoe's fingers.
(Dawson walks in quietly.)
Dawson: (whispering) Let's go, let's go.
Pacey: Alright. (to Alexander) Sleep tight, little man.
(The Leery's house.)
(Gail is putting away the scubadiving equipment. Mitch comes out to give
her a hand.)
Gail: I guess, scuba diving wasn't such a inspiring idea after all.
Mitch: Yeah, well. I, I, I don't think that uh, scuba diving, waterskiing, or
bungee jumping is the key to solving our problems.
Gail: I know. i just thought if maybe we tried something new..
Mitch: I'm not sure that it's the new stuff that needs the work. Maybe we've
neglected some of the old things. Gail, I love you. And I am willing to do
whatever I have to. So, why don't we just start with something really simple.
Okay? Something that doesn't require regulators or parachutes or oxygen tanks.
Gail: Okay, like what?
(Mitch goes and turns on a song on the CD player.)
Mitch: (taking Gail's hand) May I?
(They dance until Gail tries to kiss him)
Mitch: One thing at a time, Gail.
(Pacey and Dawson are rowing back across the creek to their houses.)
Dawson: Joey was so out of it tonight. She.. .she babbled on about the
Icehouse,
kissed me, rolled over and passed out.
Pacey: Wait, wait. She kissed you?
Dawson: Yeah.
Pacey: She kissed you like an aunt on Thanksgiving kiss or she kissed you?
Dawson: No, she, she kissed me. It, it meant nothing. She was completely
wasted.
Obliviously mistook me for Brad Pitt. Which, Which is understand..
198 Pacey: Ohh, Dawson, my fine oblivious friend. One of thse days, you're gonna
have to take a gigantic fact check, my friend, alright? She didn't mistake you
for anybody, okay? This girl is head in the clouds, 100% ass-backwards in love
with you, alright?
Dawson: Dude, Pacey. Joey and I have a great time together, and it's great to
have someone you know so well that you don't even have to verbalize what
you're
thinking, most of the time. The other person just gets it, picks up on it, and I,
it, it's like that with Joey and me. it's great. And...And I like it but it...
it's not love.
Pacey: Allright. Don't you think it's a little strange that in the middle of a
disastrous weekend with your girlfriend Jen, you and I are sitting here talking
about your "friend" Joey?
Dawson: Love is what I have with Jen. Okay? It's exciting, it's it's new and
unknown. It...yeah, sometimes it's outta hand but trust me, there's a difference
between friendship and love.
Pacey: Right and you're so sure that you know the difference?
Dawson: You, you don't know what you're talking about.
(Billy is getting ready to leave when Dawson comes into his room.)
Dawson: Leaving so soon?
Billy: Yeah, thought I'd check out the scenery up the coast. My travel agent
says
the leaves are spectacular this time of year.
Dawson: I assume you haven't tried to steal anything. Other than my girlfriend.
Billy: Hey, relax, alright. You win. I just talked to Jen and apparently she's
not as confused as she seems. So, it looks like the nice guy gets the girl after
all.
(Billy gets his luggage and leaves, then turns around.)
Billy: Oh, by the way, if traffic's with me, I can make it up here from New York
in under three and an half hours. You better treat her good,Dawson.
Dawson: I will.
(Billy leaves. Dawson looks at the window and sees Jen at the pier. He goes
out
to join her.)
Dawson: (putting his arms around her) You know for someone who views
themselves
199 as a tragically nice guy, I spend an awful lot of time apologizing. Jen, I'm
sorry about what I said earlier. Insecurity brings out the worst.
(Jen pulls away from him and stands on the other side of the pier.)
Jen: You know how you're always curious about how my life was like in New
York?
Truth is, it's really no different than it is right now. I mean, geography aside,
I am still the same stupid girl who's always found it easier to escape into a
relationship than to face life on her own.
Dawson: Jen, that's not true, okay? It's this whole Billy thing. Now that the
ghost of boyfriend's past is gone, we can go back.
Jen: To what? Dawson, I'm sixteen, I've, I've never stayed home on a Saturday
night. I've never gone stag to a school dance. I mean, I'm pretty, I'm lucky,
I'm fortunate and I am still way too unhappy most of the time. I told Billy
today that it was over with us.
Dawson: I know. He told me
Jen: And now I have to say the same thing to you.
Dawson: (surprised) What? Jen?
Jen: I know I criticize you for living in a fantasy world, Dawson, but the truth
is, I envy you. Everything's so new, so untouched for you. i would gladly trade
in all my experiences for just an ounce of your idealism. And I wish I knew
some
better way to say this but.
Dawson: Yeah, but we can make it work. We can fix this.
Jen: No!
Dawson: I know we can. We can. You know, sleep on this. We'll talk in the
morning.
We don't need to go over this now.
Jen: Dawson, please. Listen to me. I've got to take a few steps back. I've, I've
got to try life on my own for awhile.
Dawson: (upset) You can't just make me fall for you and then bail as soon as. I
can't.
Jen: I'll miss you, you know.
(Dawson turns around.)
Dawson: Yeah.
200 Jen: I'll be sleeping 80 feet away from you and it will feel like a thousand miles.
I'll regret my decision constantly. I'll kick myself to no end and when I come
crawling back to you, you'll have every right to say 'take a hike, Jen, I'm with
somebody else now'.
Dawson: Somebody who appreciates me. Somebody who doesn't blow into town
with her
dysfunctional past and play mind games with the boy next door. Somebody who
is
capable of a healthy, committed relationship and unfortunately, somebody
nothing
like you.
(Dawson walks up the pier, turns around, then continues. Jen watches him go
home.)
201 Dawson’s Creek – 108 (Dawson is leaning against his window looking out towards Jen's house. Joey
is sitting on Dawson's bed watching him)
Joey: Dawson, Neighbor girl dumped you. No one died. Just get over it.
Dawson: It was 48 hours ago. And you'd think I exceeded the statue of
limitations of pain.
Joey:It's not a matter of time, Dawson, it's a matter of degree. You
haven't eaten and you stare at Jen's house like it's going to disappear.
And I've seen you at school. You spy. It's twisted. And I'm almost afraid
to ask what movie you brought back tonight.
Dawson: Sid and Nancy.
Joey: See, your problem is that you're getting off on this.
Dawson: (getting up from the window and going to his desk) Sorry,
Joey.(Picks up ET doll) It's tough to come up with creative moping
strategies once I realized that everything I'm about is exactly what turned
her off. It's not like I can learn to dance or get a new haircut or
something.
Joey:(gets up from the bed and goes over to her) Dawson, she dumped you,
not your belief system.
Dawson: She rejected romance, honesty, and respect. Everytime I see Billy
outside of her house, I'm reminded.
Joey: Everything reminds you of her.
Dawson:Oh?
Joey: Dawson, you've known the girl for three months. How could everything
possibly remind you of her?
Dawson: I don't know, Joey, I can't explain it. It just does.
(Dawson goes over to his bed and lays down. Joey follows and grabs the
remote from him. She sits down on the chair next to the bed)
Joey: C'mon, let's just watch the movie. This conversation is becoming far
too disturbing.
(Dawson looks at the tv and sees Jen's face. He grabs a pillow and puts it
over his face.)
Dawson:Ohhhhhhhhh.
202 *****
Theme Song to Dawson's Creek
*****
(Billy climbs up Jen's window and into her room. He looks around it,
picking up pictures here and there, and finally lays on her bed to wait for
her)
Jen: (voice heard) Hey. Grams, have you seen my green shirt? I,I think it
needs ironing.
Grams:(voice) Oh yes, dear. I thought I saw it in your closet. (Grams
enters) Ah, you left it on the dresser. (looks over and sees Billy on the
bed)Jennifer, would you come up here now, please? And bring the telephone
(To Billy) And you would be?
Billy: Quite comfortable, thanks.
Grams: I want a name.
Billy: Billy.
Grams: Billy? Oh yes, I've heards about you before.
Jen: (entering her room) Okay, I've got the phone. (sees Billy) What the
hell are you doing here?
Billy: Word is, you dropped Dawson, so I just thought you might be looking
for a suitable replacement.
Grams: If he's not out of my house in two minutes, I'm calling the National
Guard.(to Jen)And then I would like a serious word with you.
(Grams leaves)
Billy: (calling after her) Great to meet you.
Jen: I thought you were leaving.
Billy: You know, my car was packed and I really was, Jenny, but then word
trickled down and I thought it might be in my best interest to stick around
a little longer.
Jen: Well then, why don't I clearify things for you. Just because Dawson
and I are on hiatus doesn't mean there's some vacancy I'm looking to fill.
Billy:Let's just say there happened to be this guy. Some guy you had an
intense connection with. Then I might think you'd be open to the
possibility.
203 Jen: I'd have to say no. But I'd also like to add: not a chance and never
again.
Billy: You used to be fun, you know that.
Jen: No, I used to be weak and vulnerable.
Billy: Yeah, well next time you alter your personality, let me know in
advance. It'll save me in gas money. (Billy exits through the window)
*****
(Billy is sitting outside on the hood of his car eating an apple. Dawson
walks by on his way to class)
Dawson: You know, I'm beginning to doubt your sincerity when you tell me
you're leaving.
Billy: (getting off his car) Hey, just the man I was looking for.
Dawson:What can I provide you with this time, Billy? A place to stay? Or
just another chance to completely screw up my life?
Billy: You know, despite outword appearances, you and I actually have a lot
in common.
Dawson: Right. Both got our hearts broken by the same girl. But you know
what? Jen didn't flee the state to get away from me.
Billy: Give her time.
(Dawson starts walking away from Billy)
Billy: Man, if I lived 50 yards away from her, I swear to you, I'd go
insane.
(Dawson stops to listen to Billy)
Billy: Stare up at her window wondering what she's doing. She's talking on
the phone, who is she talking to? And if she's listening to music, who do
those songs remind her of? Does she still think about me?
Dawson: And does she think about me as half as much as I think of her.
Billy: See what I mean. Common ground. But the good news is there's a
simple cure for all of this.
(Dawson walks back to Billy to hear more)
Dawson: Yeah?
204 Billy: Yeah. Don't get me wrong. Jen is a great girl. But last time I
checked, she wasn't the only one. What? Are you unconvinced? Look, take a
little ride with me. Let me illustrate my point.
Dawson: Take a ride where?
Billy: Providence. There's this club there. It's a bit of a dive but
absolutely remarkable in one respect. It lies exactly equi-distant between
a pair of women's colleges. Co-eds wall-to-wall, Dawson.
Dawson: Can I get in? I'm not exactly legal.
Billy: I know the bouncer.
Dawson: Of course, there's school.
Billy: And what's waiting for you there? Another day wondering about Jenny?
Where she is? When you'll see her next? What football player she's having
lunch with?
Dawson: You made your point. And you know what? You're right. This is
exactly what I need. To get away from her. To get away from here. You know
what, she's going to freak when I'm not there. It'll be good to let her
wonder about me for awhile.
(Billy and Dawson drive off together)
*****
(Joey is walking down the middle of the street to school. Warren Gerry is
driving along in his jeep. He continues driving even as they talk)
Warren: Hey, Warren Gerry. I'm on my way to school. You need a lift?
Joey: Ah, no thanks. I'm waiting for Ted Bundy.
Warren: Well, Ted's a lucky man.
Joey: Ted Bundy is dead. He was a serial-Warren: Killer. Yeah, I know. Executed in Florida, claimed porn made him do
it. So come on, what do you say? I need the merit badge.
Joey: And which badge is that?
Warren: Community Service. I'm going to say you were 80 and blind.
Joey: Well, I'm sure you'll be an Eagle Scout by the end of the day.
Warren: Exactly. So what do you say? C'mon, help me out here.
205 (Joey relents and she gets in the car with him. They are soon driving to
school together)
Warren: So is the air cold or are you just happy to see me?
Joey: You had to go and do it. You had to invoke my participation. Does it
bother you that you singlehandly participated the stereotype?
Warren:Which answer means we can get friendly down in the sand together?
Joey: You know. if having sex ruined it, and famine didn't even work, and
kissing you would bring out a new AIDs enlightenment, then I'd
Warren: You know something? You talk a lot. So what? That's all you and
your boyfriend(Joey looks at him) Dawson, and I use the term loosely, do?
Talk?
Joey: You don't need to use the term at all, Warren. Dawson is not my
boyfriend.
Warren: Well, the boy part I was reffering to.
(Joey looks at him strangely)
Warren: What? You ever seen the guy throw a baseball?
Joey: Believe it or not, there's no correlation between a slide and a sperm
count.
Warren: How would you know? I mean, you're obviously a virgin.
Joey: How do you know that Dawson and I haven't been going at it for years?
I mean, we could be imitating the Kuma Sutra for all you know.
Warren: Oh.
Joey: You know, I might be a virgin, but believe me, it's by choice.
(Joey and Warren continue driving to school)
*****
(Dawson and Billy are in the hallway of the school. Dawson spots Pacey and
starts to go over to him)
Dawson: You could have waited in the car.
Billy: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone we're together.
Pacey:(as Billy leaves them)Hey, what's he up to?
Dawson: We're cutting out of here. We're going up to a club in Providence.
206 Pacey: Finally! Dawson's evil twin. This is going to be a much anticipated
pleasure.
(Pacey shuts his locker preparing to go with Dawson)
Dawson: What are you doing?
Pacey: You're cutting class to go to a nightclub, you're asking what I'm
doing. I'm coming with you,man. I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Dawson: Billy.
Billy: Hey. Great so we're ready to go?
Dawson: Yeah. I'm going to go turn in my math homework and we're out of
here.
(Dawson rushes off)
Pacey: Yeah. Walk on the wild side.
(Joey and Jen are walking towards their lockers with each other)
Jen: (to Joey)Listen, I heard something this morning that I thought you
should. (Jen spots Billy by her locker)
Jen: At the risk of sounding redundant, what the hell are you doing here?
Billy: The boys just have to wrap up some things before we left. (to Joey)
Good morning.
Jen:What are you talking about?
Billy: I'm taking Pacey and your boy here on a little road trip. Funny, but
in the midst of all the confusion, Dawson and I actually stumbled upon some
common ground.
Jen: I don't think I like the sound of this, Billy. The last thing Dawson
needs is to be pulled down by you.
Billy:I swear to you, Dawson was simply complaining how a guy can't seem to
get any around here. So, I told him about this little place I know.
Joey: What kind of place?
Billy: Let's just say that women take cash and are remarkably friendly.
Joey: You're taking him to a whore house?
Billy:(spying Dawson) Oh, there's his holiness now. Well girls, gotta run.
I see Saint Dawson is chumping at the bits to get some.
207 Joey: I think I'm going to go barf.
(They leave the girls)
Billy: Excuse me (pulling Pacey with him)
Pacey: We're not really going to go..
Billy:No. I was just kidding around.
Pacey: Oh?
Billy:Cheer up, stud.
*****
(Jen and Joey are back at their lockers talking)
Joey: God.
Jen:You know, I've never really had a whole lot of faith in guys. But I. I
thought Dawson was different.
Joey: Yeah, he's different. Unfortunately, he's just not as different as we
thought.
Jen: No. Listen,ah, Joey, you know that football player Warren.
Joey: What?
Jen: You didn't sleep with him, did you?
Joey: Yeah, I had sex with Warren Gerry. Right after I gave a sponge bath
to the Navy pilots. Why would you even ask me that?
Jen: He's telling everyone you did.
(Jen and Joey are left standing in the hall as the bell rings signaling
class)
*****
(Dawson, Billy and Pacey are on the ferry to get to Rhode Island. Billy is
down below the deck and Pacey and Dawson are talking by the rails.)
Billy: I'm going to go downstairs and get a drink.
Dawson: Alright. We'll be right here.
Pacey: Alright, one more time. Dawson,you're not the type of guy who does
something bad just because it feels good.
208 Dawson:Oh, there's a oxymoron to live by.
Pacey: What? You want examples of this? Alright, what's the first thing,
the very first thing you did after announcing this little roadtrip of ours?
Remember? You know exactly what it was, don't you? You turned in your Math
homework. Man, hey, those are not exactly the actions of a rebel. But
there's nothing wrong with that. You just cared about what people think
about you. You're that nice Leery boy, man. You like being the nice Leery
boy.
Dawson: Oh yeah, and you're any different?
Pacey:Hey.Please. Just, you know, talk to the school board and take a
glance at my permanent records. There's not comparision between you and I,
Dawson. Everybody knows you're a regular Richie Cunningham. Billy, he's the
Fonz.
Dawson: Congratulations. That makes you Potsie.
*****
(The school lunchroom. Jen is sitting at a table with some people. Joey
walks up to Warren who's sitting with his football friends)
Joey: We need to talk.
Warren: She needs to talk
(Warren gets up from his table and follows her to a corner of the room)
Joey: It wasn't very memorable, Warren.
Warren: What?
Joey: The sex. In fact, I can't seem to remember it at all. Why don't you
refresh my memory?
Warren: It was actually pretty good. Although you did eventually complain
of fatigue.
Joey: What is going on in that twisted head of yours?
Warren: Look, this could be a win-win.
Joey: Explain.
Warren: Our reps. Okay, I've got one to live up to; you have one to live
down.
Joey: What? And people thinking we're doing the deed is going to help my
precious reputation?
209 Warren: Well, you know how in baseball, there are major and minor leagues?
Joey: Yeah.
Warren: Well, think of this as your call up to the show. No more shying in
flyballs with washouts and wannabes.
Joey: You are such a bastard. If you're the major leagues, well, then I
hope I never get out of the A-ball.
Warren: (loud enough for everyone to hear)Hey look, I never said that I
would be your boyfriend.
(Everyone looks at them. Joey storms off upset and Jen follows to make sure
she's okay)
*****
(Jen finds Joey hunched on the stairs in the hallway. Jen stands at the
foot of the stairs leaning against the wall)
Jen: I never believed it.
Joey: You sure? That's why you asked.
Jen: I only asked because I was concerned, Joey. But I would have bet
anything against it. Besides.
Joey: Besides what?
Jen: Nevermind. I guess I've always just pictured you with someone
different. Someone. You know, just another lifeform.
Joey: Walking upright
Jen: Yeah. Opposible thumb. The whole bit. And maybe someone just a tad
more sensitive than Warren.
Joey: Yeah, well, in my experiences, even the sensitive ones can let you
down with the best of them.
Jen: You know, Joey,maybe Dawson is.
Joey: Look, I didn't say a thing about Dawson. And as far as Warren and his
pathetic fantasies go,you know, what harm can a guy do? I mean,being called
a football groupie could describe half the girls in this school.
Jen: Joey: I may be overstepping my boundaries here, but, ah, I think I
know a way to get Warren back.
Joey:What? You know how to make a voodoo doll or something?
210 Jen: No, I'm serious. You know, guys like Warren have been getting away
with this kind of stuff way too long. So, what do you say Joey? Are you
interested in a little payback?
Joey: Alright, I'm listening.
(Dawson,Pacey and Billy are still on the ferry to Rhode Island)
Pacey: Alright. You know how when cartoon characters are trying to make a
decision and the good angel pops up on one shoulder and you get the little
devil on the other.
Dawson: Yeah.
Pacey:Well, I don't have a good angel, Dawson. I have you.
Dawson: I'm not interested in a gig. It doesn't work for me anymore.
Billy: I swear to God, you two sound like my parents. Hang tight. I'm going
to go see what the deliverance time is.
(Billy leaves them)
Pacey: You know what? Need I remind you again of the ill- fated toilet
papering of Coach Rollin's house?
Dawson: Here you go again equitating fun with youthful indescetions.
Pacey: Youthful indescrestions? What am I running for the Senate? Okay,
granted, Dawson, for the high minded conversation, you're the man.Generally
speaking, you're better at verbatim than actual verbs.
Dawson: Verbs?
Pacey:Yeah, action words. Rebel, House,Party.
Dawson:Okay, when did party become a action word?
Pacey: The year that you and I became into high school, Dawson.Okay, you're
just going to have to trust me on this on. Sometimes, friendship means
taking part in stupid stuff. No judgement. No questions asked. And no
deconstruction of the event.
Dawson: You don't think I'm capable of that?
Pacey: Let's just say that I've seen no evidence to the contrary.
(Billy joins them)
Billy: I don't like those guys down there(they all look at the two guys
down below)
211 Dawson: Why's that?
Billy: They're harassing everyone from the seagulls to the senior citizens.
Well, it's really not my idea of fun.
Pacey: Well, what do you say that we give them some instant karma. Huh?
Maybe uh, an iron on the tailpipe.
Billy: I was thinking maybe we could just slash their tires or something.
Dawson: Oh,that's imaginative.
Billy: You got a better idea?
Dawson: Yeah, I do.
Pacey: Oh yeah, I can't wait to see this.
Dawson: Good angel this, Pacey. You guys ever see American Grafitti?
*****
(Joey is in a room copying something from a book when Abby walks by. Abby
stops by and begins talking to Joey)
Abby: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mrs Warren Gerry.
Joey: So you know?
Abby: Well it is news and this is high school.
(Joey turns away from the copier, puts her hand through her hair and starts
crying putting on a show for Abby)
Joey: He swore he wouldn't tell, Abby. He told me he loved me.
Abby: Hundred Thousand pyramid. Things guys say in the backseat.
Joey: Well you can add, you don't need protection to that list.
Abby: What?
Joey: I am *so* stupid.
Abby: Wait. What are you saying?
Joey:Well he started off, you know just calling all the time, he was so
sweet, and one time he won me this stuffed frog at Coney Island and brought
it back for me. The first time we made love, he cried.
Abby: Warren Gerry?
Joey: That was before the pee strip turned blue.
212 Abby: Blue? Oh my God. (Abby shuts the door) Do you know what that means?
Joey: Yes I do.
Abby: You're pregnant.
Joey: I know.
Abby: Does Warren know?
Joey: He told all his friends that it was my problem. And mine only.
Abby: Oh, that little puke. Sorry puke.
(Abby leaves and Joey, smiling, goes back to her copying of her book.
Warren is later seen at his locker quickly trying to stuff his backpack
with the baby stuff left inside.)
*****
Billy, Dawson, and Pacey are still on the ferry. Dawson is going under the
"mean" people's car and hooking it up to Billy's tailgate. Dawson then gets
into the car with Pacey and Billy and waits for the ferry to dock. The
ferry docks and the boys take offnot only with themselves but with the
bumper of the "mean" people's car.
Dawson: Now!Dude! Now!
Pacey and Dawson:W0oooooo Yeah. Woooooooooooo.
*****
Dawson, Pacey and Billy are at the bar. Pacey is playing pool while Dawson
and Billy are just standing around nearby
Billy: Alright, D man. You got your companion picked out for the evening
yet?
Dawson: Wh. What? Already?
Billy: Yes.
Pacey: No, shoot some pool.
Billy: You've got to stay on top of these things. I bet Pacey isn't letting
pool get in the way of business. Now,come on, take your pick. Billy starts
pointing out girls to Dawson The blonde at the bar? Tanktop standing at the
jukebox? Leather pants at phoosh ball?
(Pacey shoots the ball across the pool table)
Pacey: Rack em.
213 Billy: Alright, so what's the deal?
(Joey is in the library helping Mrs. Tringle and other students with
College Night)
Mrs.Tringle: Alright everyone, can I have your attention, please? I just
want to thank you all for helping me prepare for tonight's College Fair.
And I'll see you all back here in a couple of hours.
(The students start leaving)
Mrs. Tringle: Joey? Can I have a word with you, please?
Joey: Sure.
(Joey follows Mrs. Tringle to one of the tables in the library)
Mrs. Tringle: Joey, in a school this size, it's difficult to keep any
secrets.
Joey: Yeah, tell me about it.
Mrs. Tringle: And girls your age, often make mistakes.
Joey: Yeah, well, boys have been known to make mistakes themselves.
Mrs. Tringle: True. But the price they pay seems to be so much less. You're
going to be going through some tough times ahead and I want to make sure
you're prepared.
Joey: Excuse me?
Mrs. Tringle: The Family Living course here offers some valuable
preparation.
Joey: Wait,isn't that the class where they make you carry around a sack of
flour and pretend it's a baby?
Mrs. Tringle: That's only part of it. I know the task you face seems
managable now but child rearing is filled with trials and tribulations.
Joey: You know what? Let me get back to you on that one.
(Joey gets up from the table and exits quickly)
*****
(Dawson and Billy are standing at the bar)
Billy:Notice how Pacey had his eye on all the pretty girls.The man knows
it's all about numbers.
Dawson: Numbers?
214 Billy: You don't waste time. You'll know in fifteen seconds whether a woman
wants to spend the night with you or if the answer's no,you bail.
Dawson: You can't just
Billy:There's plenty more where that came from. But that's why you
asked.You've got to seal, deal and pull the trigger.
Pacey: (seeing a pretty woman) Hello, wish me luck boys, Here I go.
( Pacey takes off from the bar in hopes of talking to the woman he saw)
Billy: So, who's it going to be, buddy? Time's a wasting and you don't got
all night.
(Dawson looks around the bar and sees a older woman sitting down at a table
wearing a shirt that reads "Film Threat". He goes over to her and taps her
on the shoulder)
Dawson: Hi. My, my name is Dawson.
Nina:( turns and looks at him) Oh, you're Dawson. Wow, yeah, alright. Good
to know. ( turns back around with her back to him)
( Pacey, meanwhile, has made his way over to an attractive young woman.)
Pacey:Hey there. I'm the drummer for Pearl Jam. You?
Young Woman: You're dumber than who?
(Pacey takes off back to the bar to stand next to Billy. Dawson still won't
give up on the Older Woman he's just met.)
Dawson: I just want to let you know that I completely understand the
obsertity of this moment. Look I, I, actually thought about sending over a
drink, or saying something clever, what's your sign. I just figured that
direct would be the best approach, ie, my name is Dawson. Not that my name
of itself should impress you but in the hopes that you might respond and
tell me your name.
Nina: Did it occur to you that maybe I'm just not interested?
Dawson: Ahh,no. Blind optimism is one of my faults.
Nina: One of your faults? You have many?
Dawson: Let's see, there's my reckless taste of disregard for danger, my
tiredism romanticism, and of course, there's the way I keep on talking even
when the person I'm trying to impress has lost all hope.
Nina: My name is Nina. And if you ask me where Pinta and Santa Maria are,
I'll be so out of here.
215 ( Pacey and Billy are at the bar talking about Pacey striking out.)
Billy:So you find that someone special?
Pacey: I did. She didn't. ( looks over and sees Dawson talking to Nina)
Damn, check out Dawson, that girl's fine.
*****
(Dawson and Nina are sitting at a table talking)
Nina: There's lots of women in this place. Why me? Did you notice my inner
light or was it something a little more offbase?
Dawson:( laughing) Actually it was your shirt.
Nina: Really? This thing? And not even any cleavage. So, what are you,
Dawson, some sort of film buff?
*****
(Jen is sitting in her kitchen picking through her dinner. Joey knocks on
the window)
Jen: Ah, come on in.
(Joey goes around to the back door and enters)
Jen: So, how's my favorite mother to be?
Joey: Actually, not so good. Look, I just came over here to tell you that I
think we should call this whole thing off.
Jen: What? Why?
Joey: This is too much. I mean, I don't like to be in the middle of
everything. Mrs. Tingle wants me to sign up for that Mommy and Me class.
Yeah and Sherman Williams, that Adventist, offered to marry me today. But
that's nothing compared to what they are doing to Warren.
Jen: Oh, wait a minute. You and I both know that guy deserves everything
that's coming to him.
Joey: I guess. I don't know.
Jen: Joey. That guy treated you with no respect. Alright. That hurts, I
know.
Joey: Oh, so that's what this is all about.
Jen: What? What do you mean?
216 Joey: You don't care about me. You're just looking for some convenient
revenge scenerio to dump all your recedual male anger. Is that what Dawson
was for you? Just some patsy to take a fall for all the guys who treated
you bad?
Jen: Don't Joey. Alright, don't. Don't turn this into a Dawson thing.
Joey: You know, the real question was why I listened to you in the first
place. I mean, Dawson was probably the first decent guy you ever gone out
with and look what you did. You drove him right into the arms of a
prostitute.
Jen: Joey, you took that one way too far. You want to know the truth? Okay,
the truth is that ever since Dawson and I broke up, you've been scared to
death.
Joey: Oh, please.
Jen: You've been scared because now there's no more excuses. There's no one
else to blame. And now, when Dawson treats you like good 'ole understanding
Joey, just one of the guys Joey. I'm not going to be around for you to
hate. And that is how he will treat you.
(Joey storms out of Jen's house)
*****
(Dawson and Nina are talking in the bar)
Nina: (talking to Dawson about Speilberg) Talk about movie directors. I
can't believe you're a Speilberg fan. That guy makes slick fairy tales.
Dawson : Movies by nature are escape flicks. If you want reality, look out
the window.
Nina: Ah, that's a Loch Ness.
Dawson: His movies make like billion dollars at the box office.
Older Woman: I can't believe you're blaming mainstream popularity to
artistic merit. Methodology, then shouldn't we be studying Ace Ventura
Dawson: You're in film school?
(Billy comes over to Dawson and Nina)
Billy: Ah, Dawson, I've got that chocolate milk you ordered at the bar,
there. (Billy looks over at Nina) And what is your name, beautiful?
Nina: Nina.
Billy: You can call me Columbus.
217 Nina: You know what, Dawson. This place is really getting crowded. What do
you say that we get out of here?
Dawson: Yeah.
(Nina and Dawson get up from their chairs and leave)
*****
(Dawson and Nina are walking to her car)
Dawson: So, thank you for back there. Billy, he's kind of a jerk,
sometimes. He thinks he's, you know. It's cold here, a little chilly. He's
from New York. Billy is. He's not the one that brought me here. Film
school.
Nina: Dawson, are we doing something you don't want to do? Because you're
giving a pretty convincing Rain Man. Look, all we're doing is walking to my
car.
Dawson: And after that?
Nina: Well after that, I'm going home. You're the first person who's
treated me right. I'm not in the habit of being the sexual facilitator.
Dawson: It's not like that.
Nina: Come on, I saw your friend over your shoulder. They did everything
but hold up score cards.
Dawson: Maybe, Maybe it is something like that. I just got dumped.
Nina: Now it snaps into place.
Dawson: My friends thought the best way to get over her was
Nina: To nail a stranger.
Dawson: Yeah
Nina: I guessed. It's not exactly hard.
Dawson: Sorry. But it did quit being about that. I spent an hour talking to
you and I forgot all about it, about her. And for the first time in three
days, I don't feel so bad.
Nina:So, umm, would it impress your friends if you didn't leave here until
morning?
Dawson: I think they'd wreck a statue.
218 Nina: Hey, tell you what, why don't you come over. Fall asleep watching tv.
I mean, you're a Speilberg fan. It's not like I'm in any danger, right?
Hurry up, come on before I start listening to that little voice inside my
head telling me I should card you.
Dawson: That girl I told you about? I still sort of want her back. Maybe
I'm just being really crazy here. I just don't think it would be right.
Nina:I can't decide if I'm offended or if you just restored my faith in the
male sex.
( Dawson leans over and kisses Nina. Nina walks over to her car saying
good-bye to Dawson)
Nina: Call me if she doesn't come to her senses.
(Nina gets in her car and drives off. Dawson walks back inside to his
friends)
*****
(The school's College Night. Jen is watching Joey who's on the other side
of the room. Abby enters and goes up to Jen)
Abby: Imagining what she'll look like with a bowling ball in her uterus?
Well, don't bother.
Jen: What do you mean? I thought she was.
Abby: No, she isn't. That girl's comic relief. Speaking of which, Warren
Gerry was called into the nurse's office this afternoon for a lecture on
contraception.
Jen: Well, good. He could use it.
Abby: You don't get it. Warren is the last person who needs that lecture.
What you heard was a lie made up by a pathetic sophomore trying to land a
popular boyfriend. Besides, Warren couldn't fertilize a garden.
Jen: What do you mean?
Abby: I had a chat with my friend Elyse today. She used to date Warren. She
dated him for six months. She used to bake him spirit cookies before every
game. She bought a four hundred dollar dress for a dance he failed to show
up for.
Jen: Okay and your point is?
Abby:According to Elyse, Warren had one other significant failure as a
boyfriend. Let's just say that he has a soft spot for the ladies in a very
unfortunate location.
219 (Jen realizes what Abby is saying and goes over and tells Joey. They both
start laughing)
*****
(Pacey and Billy are in the bar drinking their drinks. Dawson enters and
goes over to them)
Billy: Hey, man. What are you doing back here? You couldn't pull the
trigger.
Dawson: I guess not.
Billy: You had her pratically begging for you. Listen, Dawson, for future
reference, getting lucky comes down to a simple Beatles/Stones question.
Dawson: What?
Billy: Do you want to hold her hand or do you want to spend the night with
her? Many women say they're looking for a Beatle, but trust me, they're
looking for something a little more tangible.
Dawson: Ah, thanks.I'll keep that in mind.
Pacey: You know what guys, maybe we should get out of here.
Billy: Ah, you know, it's funny watching you with this girl. So it makes
sense the way you blew it with Jenny.
Dawson: I don't get you. You came into town to break me and Jen up. Mission
accomplished. Are you pouting now, because some things didn't go according
to plan.
Billy: What?
Dawson:You don't think I don't know that you wanted me to get lucky
tonight. So you can go whisper in Jen's ear, convince her that all men are
dogs and assume that she'd seek your comfort.
Billy: For all that wisdom, you sure bit hard
Dawson: Hard enough to know that it's not my style. Man, it's yours. In
fact, your style is pathetic. You know, if you really had Jen's best
interest at heart, you'd stay away from her.
Billy: Do you know these are the exact same words her dad used when he told
me he sent her away? Do you think it's funny that you sound like her dad? I
do.
Dawson: It's better than sounding like her loser ex boyfriend.
220 Billy: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Dawson. And since you two cool
guys probably wouldn't want a loser like me hanging around,I tell you what,
have a fun time home boys.
(Billy takes out his wallet and puts some money on the table for them
before he leaves)
Pacey: You think you could maybe have waited until we were back in Capeside
to throw out that last comment, Dawson?
(Pacey and Dawson just sit in the bar thinking about what just happened
with Billy)
******
(Joey is sitting on the steps near Warren's locker. He enters and comes
over to her)
Joey: Hey, lover boy, spare a minute?
Warren: You know, it's been a really long day.
Joey: Oh, my heart bleeds for you.
Warren: Look, I know you're not the girl for me but ah, here's an idea. One
way to get rid of a lie is to make it the truth. So maybe you and me
Joey: You know, I'm afraid I'd be getting myself worked up for something
that is quite the anti-climax.
Warren: What?
Joey: You're a loser, Warren. And frankly, you've been banned.
Warren: So what is this? Some sort of sophomore threat?
Joey: No. Just a reminder that if one person says something, it's a rumor,
two people, well, it's gospel. But you're probably not planning on dating
anyone ever again, so..
Warren: Alright. What do you want?
Joey: Complete and utter denial.
Warren: Fine. Just so you know, the reason I picked you up this morning
was, I thought it would be nice. You know, just.Saturday night, I have
plans but they're breakable. What do you say? In public, official, groping
optional, date?
Joey: Yeah. Sure, uh, yeah. Ah, just pick me up after my limbotomy.
(Joey leaves Warren standing in the hallway)
221 (Dawson and Pacey sitting on a bench in the rain)
Pacey: So, you wanted to get out of Capeside to get Jen off of your mind. Did it work?
Dawson: No. Although it did for awhile.
(Dawson and Pacey sit on the bench for a few seconds until Pacey speaks up)
Pacey: Alright, am I going to have to wait all night or are you going to tell me what happened
outside the
club with that woman.
Dawson: Nothing happened. I just walked her to her car. That's it. Nothing happened,
alright? Trust me.
Pacey: So you're just wearing that lipstick for a fashion statement, right?
(Dawson blushes and Pacey laughs at Dawson's embarassment)
*****
(Jen is sitting on the porch of her house reading a book by candlelight. Joey walks up to
Jen's door and
knocks. Jen looks up from her book and sees Joey)
Jen: Hey
Joey: Look, I'm having a ice cream anti-social. Want to join me?
Jen: Yeah. (puts her book down onto the table nearby) Yeah, sure.
(Joey walks over, carrying the bag of ice cream, to where Jen is sitting and sits down next to
her)
Joey: The Warren Gerry information is profusing.
Jen: Rumor has it, that his public trash is already making the rounds.
Joey: Well, it is news and this is high school.
Jen: (noticing the flavor of the ice cream that Joey has brought over) Yumm, cookie dough.
(pauses) So,
so what do you think, Joey, is there any way we can keep Dawson from coming in between
us?
Joey: Yeah..sure. He's only in love with one of us.
Jen: You're right. (pauses) must be, oh, a lot easier than being the object of his infactuation.
(pauses)
Although I doubt after today, either of us will be vying for his affections.
222 Joey: I know what you mean. I mean, just picturing Dawson, just so male, it's just. I don't
know. It's made
me nausous all day. (pauses thinking about what she's just said) You think he's already?
Jen: (close-up of Jen staring at her ice cream, thinking) Ummm.
*****
(Joey is sitting in the chair next to his bed when Dawson enters. He goes over to his closet,
takes off his
sweatshirt, and shoes)
Joey: So, you get everything you went there for?
Dawson: Oh yeah, non-stop sex machine, Joey. You know me.
Dawson: (rubbing her head on the way to his bed) How was your day?
Joey:Ah, walked around Capeside, starting fullback, got knocked up.
Dawson: Oh, that's nice
Joey: So, was it all good clean fun, Dawson?
Dawson: (laying on his bed) Oh, not exactly.
Joey: Tell me about it.
Dawson: I will. There is *so much* I *want* to tell you, but I am *so* tired right now. I haven't
slept in 24
hours.
Joey: You know what, I can wait. It's okay.
Dawson: Hey, for a while tonight, nothing reminded me of Jen. It was like looking at the
world without
blinded eyes.
(Dawson rolls over and starts to fall asleep.)
Joey: (to herself) Yeah, I can wait.
(Joey leans over and pulls the covers over Dawson for him and sits back in the chair
watching him fall
asleep)
(END)
223 Dawson’s Creek – 109 (Dawson's room. Dawson is pacing back and forth by his closet
while Joey is sitting on Dawson's bed reading a magazine.)
Dawson: Do you realize it's been nearly two weeks since Jen and I
broke up and not once has she made an effort to get together?
Spend some time, I mean, go to the movies. I...you think that's
odd? It seems a little odd to me.
Joey: Dawson, you are aware that she broke up with you, right?
Dawson: Of course I am. It's just there's a certain way to handle
these things, you know. I thought Jen would hold us up to it.
(Dawson lays down on his bed next to Joey.)
Joey: Look, Dawson. You don't sound like a guy who's disappointed
in Jen's break-up etiquette. You sound like a guy who can't face
the reality that it's over. Joey gets up from the bed and stands
in front of Dawson. You know, not to sound harsh but you can't
live in the past. You have to start preparing for life after Jen.
(Joey leans over and Dawson sits up.)
Dawson: Something tells me Joey has a theory.
Joey: Okay. There are three main ideas to focus on. First-public
perception.
Dawson: Such as?
Joey: Well, from now until the end of the semester, you'll be
known as the guy Jen dropped. Most girls will view you as tainted
goods and of course, there will be the few who'll feel incredibly
sorry for you and offer a certain kind of sympathy. My adviceavoid them.
Dawson: That's easy enough. What's next?
Joey: Other guys.
Dawson: Other guys?
Joey: Look, Dawson, you have to be prepared for the possibility
that Jen will begin dating again and seeing her around school with
her new boyfriend, watching her from this very window as she
pauses coyly at her garden gate, accepts a good night kiss from a
guy you feel is physically and intelligently superior to in every
way and you can't possibly..
Dawson: Okay, Joey. I...um...get the premise. What's the third
thing?
224 Joey: You and Jen
Dawson: Me and Jen?
Joey: Yeah. The inevitable conversation, which frankly, I'm
surprised you haven't had yet. You know, she'll ask if you think
the two of you can be friends again, because she'd really like
that if you could and you say?
(Joey looks at Dawson who isn't really paying attention to her
anymore.)
Joey: Come on, Dawson. You have to have an answer. You say?
Dawson: I don't know. I want to be her friend. But then again, I
don't. I mean, how could you simply be friends with someone when
every time you look at them, all you think about is how much more
you really want them.
(Dawson stands up and looks at Joey. This time it's Joey who's a
little distant.)
Joey: Well, you know, I'm no expert at this, Dawson....but I think
it can be done.
(The Leery house. Mitch is sitting at the kitchen table reading
the newspaper and drinking a cup of coffee. Gail is standing next
to the counter drinking her coffee. The phone rings and Mitch
picks up the cordless.)
Mitch: Hello?... Yeah, hold on. She's right here. (He puts his
hand over the receiver and signals to Gail.) Gail?
(Gail walks over and takes the phone from Mitch.)
Gail: Hello. This is Gail... You know, this is probably not a good
time... Yes. Why don't we talk about this in the office?...Yes...
Okay... Good-bye. (She hangs up.)
Mitch: Was that Calvin? I wish I had known. I haven't talked to
him in a long time.
Gail: No, it wasn't Calvin.
Mitch: No? The voice sounded familiar. Who was it?
Gail: It was work related. It isn't what you think of us.
Mitch: He has the nerve to call here?
Gail: He had a simple question.
225 Mitch: Oh. Well, you can tell Bob that the next time he calls here, the
next time he interrupts my breakfast to call my wife, that the
only simple question he'll need an answer for is 'do you have
health insurance?'
Gail: It doesn't mean anything. You don't have to be angry with
him.
Mitch: That's wonderful. No greater way to start the day than
hearing my wife defend an innocent motivation of her former lover.
You know what Gail? You're right. I'm angry. It just doesn't
happen to be at Bob. (Mitch leaves the room.)
Gail: Mitch? Mitch? Mitchell!
(Cut to Capeside High. Dawson comes down the stairs and
walks by the lockers. Jen sees him and stops to talk to him.)
Jen: Dawson?
Dawson: Hi...Jen.
Jen: Hi. How are you doing?
Dawson: Great. Great. You?
Jen: Great. Uh, Dawson. Uh. Look I know...I know that, uh,
sometimes after a breakup, well, there's that awkward period
where, you know, where two people who used to have so much to say
to each other suddenly find their conversations reduced to the
merest of small talk.
Dawson: So, what are you saying?
Jen: I'm saying what somebody always says. And what somebody else
never wants to hear. But...But you think it's possible in some
inconceivable way we could still be friends, Dawson?
(Cut to the Biology class. Dawson and Pacey are seated at a lab
table before class begins.)
Pacey: So she asked you to be her friend. What did you say?
Dawson: I didn't say anything, really. I just kind of stared at
her then I told her I needed time to think about it.
Pacey: That's okay, Dawson. You still got some work to do here but
I think we can salvage this.
Dawson: What are you talking about?
226 Pacey: Well, uh, just between you and me. There is no way of hope
you simply want to be Jen's friend. You're still carrying around
this huge torch for her that has no hope of extinguishing itself
anytime too soon. Correct?
Dawson: Yeah.
Pacey: The last person who needs to know about this external flame
is Jen. What serves your purpose here is to let her know that
you're completely over her, okay? It's yesterday's news, that's
the quickest way to the ultimate goal of getting Jen back.
Dawson: How do I do that?
(Mary Beth walks over to them.)
Mary Beth: Hey, Dawson.
Dawson: Hey, Mary Beth.
Mary Beth: So, I hear we're getting out midterms back today.
Dawson: Yeah? Can't wait.
(Mary Beth leaves to sit down.)
Pacey: Now. Upgrading Jen to girlfriend status. It's really a two
part attack. The first thing you got to do is let her know that
you're completely cool with the idea of being her friend. Okay?
The quicker you can fake some sort of indifference, the less
special she's going to feel. And the less special she feels, the
more she's going to crave that very special feeling that comes
from being Dawson Leery's girlfriend. Okay. A feeling that's not
included in the friends package.
(The bell rings to begin class.)
Dawson: So, What's the second thing?
Pacey: Slow down, my friend. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
(Dr. Ram, the biology teacher enters the room.)
Dr. Ram: Okay. The rumor is true. You will be getting your midterm
exams back today. Good news is, most of you did very well. Before
I hand them back, I'd like to see the following people after
class. Those people are...(he flips through the test papers in his
hand)...Pacey Witter. Well, I guess that's it.
(Cut to after class. Pacey is still at his lab desk looking over
his test while Mr. Ram is standing at the front of the classroom.)
227 Dr. Ram: Look, Pacey. I know you're a bright kid. You know what I
did the first thing after I finished grading your exam?
Pacey: Stopped laughing?
Dr. Ram: I went to the guidance office and looked at your
standardized test scores. You have an aptitude for this stuff,
Pacey. So when a student who's really bright makes a 32 on a
midterm, you know who's fault that is?
Pacey: Yours?
Dr. Ram: Of course not. It's entirely yours. Look, maybe Marine
Biology is not your thing. Alright. Fine. I'm not offended but
I'm going to make you an offer that I highly recommend you accept.
I want you to complete an extra credit project for me. Show me you
understand everything we're learning here and I'll pass you. By
the skin of your teeth.
Pacey: Yeah? Sure. What do I have to do?
Dr. Ram: Well, first, wait for a student from my sixth period
class to arrive.
Pacey: Great. Another rocket scientist I presume?
Dr. Ram: And then I'm going to assign a project that the two of
you will work on after school and on free periods.
Joey: Hi, Dr. Ram. (Joey sees Pacey in the room.) Oh. Um, I can
come back if you need some time.
Dr. Ram: No, No, you're right on schedule.
Joey, I'd like you to meet your new lab partner.
Joey: Him?
Pacey: Her? Dr. Ram, I'd like to log a formal protest. You never
told me I was going to be working with a repressed control freak.
Joey: Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent on helping
some remedial underachiever.
Dr. Ram: Well. Wonderful. I see no introductions are necessary.
(Jen is at her locker when Dawson comes up to her.)
Dawson: Jen? Hi.
Jen: Hi.
228 Dawson: Um, I'm a little embarrassed. You asked me a very simple
question earlier and I really should have given you a very simple
answer. Jen, I would love to be your friend.
Jen: Really?
Dawson: Absolutely. And to ease any of your remaining doubts, I'll
prove it to you.
Jen: Okay.
Dawson: Okay. So, let's have a friendly conversation, how was your
day?
Jen: Not too bad. Yourself?
Dawson: Excellent. Any exciting plans for the upcoming weekend?
Jen: Look, Dawson. You know your friendship means
a lot to me but maybe this isn't such a great idea.
Dawson: Come on. We're friends now, okay? Whatever it is, I think
I can take it.
Jen: Okay. Okay, well then, in the name of friendship, however
misguided, I have a date with Cliff this weekend. Uh, we're going
to the carnival on Saturday.
Dawson: Is that what you didn't want to tell me? (He laughs.)
Quite frankly, I'm relieved.
Jen: You're relieved?
Dawson: The truth is I also have a date this weekend. And we're
going to the carnival. Isn't that a coincidence?
Jen: Yeah, it is. You know, if you want us to go someplace else,
we can easily change our plans.
Dawson: We shouldn't run away from these things. We should look at
them as opportunities.
Jen: Opportunities for what?
Dawson: Um, a double date.
Jen: Are you serious?
Dawson: Of course I'm serious. What do you say? The four of us?
Jen: Well I say, it's a little unexpected...um, but, hey if you're
cool with it.
229 Dawson: Completely. Yeah.
Jen: Okay. Great.
Dawson: Yeah.
(Dawson walks away, hurt. The bell rings for the next class to
begin.)
(Cut to the cafeteria where Dawson and Pacey are getting their
lunches.)
Pacey: It's really not all that bad, Dawson. Remember how I told
you about getting Jen back is a two step process?
Dawson: Yeah?
Pacey: Well this is the second part.
Dawson: What? Humiliate myself at a amusement park?
Pacey: No, man, dating other women. This is your chance to have
Jen see you in action with other girls. Now, I admit, going on a
double date with your ex is an kind of an advance move. However,
if it works out, this could be exactly the thing you're looking
for.
Dawson: There's just one thing.
Pacey: What's that?
Dawson: My companion for Saturday is at this point fiction.
Pacey: That's really not a problem. I admit, it's kind of short
notice but there are a lot of young ladies who'd gave up their
very uneventful plans for a date with Dawson Leery. Huh?
Dawson: Yeah.
Pacey: Besides, I think I have the perfect candidate right there.
(Pacey gestures toward Mary Beth who is sitting alone, reading a
book. Dawson picks up his lunch tray and walks over to her.)
Dawson: Mary Beth?
Mary Beth: (looking up from her book) Oh, hi, Dawson.
Dawson: Mind if I join you?
Mary Beth: Oh no, be my guest.
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