Issue 7 - North Coast Voice
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Issue 7 - North Coast Voice
OPEN ALL YEA The Lakehouse Inn Winery R! RIB, STEAK, & CHICKEN DINNERS EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY Visit us for your next Vacation or Get-Away! Four Rooms Complete with Private Hot Tubs & Outdoor Patios 5 - 9PM Call for Reservations Three Rooms at $80 One Suite at $120 www.bucciavineyard.com JOIN US FOR LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ALL WEEKEND! Live Entertainment Fridays & Saturdays! Appetizers & Full Entree Menu www.debonne.com See Ba For F ck Cover ull Inf o See Back Cover For Full Info 4573 Rt. 307 East Harpersfield, Ohio 440.415.0661 www.grandrivercellars.com 2 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 April 25 - May 9, 2012 Wine and Health By Donniella Winchell This is the time of year when we are all fighting the end of season colds and flu. While wine is NOT a substitute for healthy living and regular use of hand sanitizers, there are some reports on wine as a beverage that can, given moderation among those who are not prone to abuse, be a part of a healthy lifestyle. So do not regard this as any kind of health advice, but just as a report on what science is learning about wine as a beverage. This is a compilation of several wine and health reports that have come across my desk in the past few months. From a study of over 35,000 Danes recently published in the British Medical Journal: A healthy lifestyle is more typical of wine drinkers than consumers of beer. Basically, the study showed that Danes who buy wine also tend to buy healthier foods (fruits and vegetables, cooking oil, low-fat cheese, etc.) than beer drinkers (more cooked dishes, sugar, chips, pork, butter, sausages, soft drinks, etc. While some people have suggested that it’s the healthy lifestyle—not the wine—that explains the comparative healthiness of wine drinkers, prominent physicians and scientists immersed in the research disagree based on the vast amount of other research confirming multiple medical benefits from moderate wine consumption. Regardless of the cause, it’s great to have a consumer base that is healthy and happy, and that will be around longer. From Cornell University: Resveratrol, the red wine component deriving from grape skin contact with the juice, keeps getting lots of press for its positive health effects related to cardiovascular disease, Alzheimer’s, colon cancer, and much else. One of the pioneers of resveratrol research was retired Cornell professor Le Creasy. About 10 years ago, Le Creasy analyzed different types of red wines from around the world, and found that Finger Lakes Pinot Noir had the highest concentrations of resveratrol of any type of wine from any region. Why? Because Pinot Noir grown anywhere is the grape variety most susceptible to disease, which resveratrol fights naturally. And because the Finger Lakes region has a humid grape growing climate compared with others, once again requiring more naturally occurring resveratrol to ward off disease. [Editorial note: while his study cited the Finger Lakes, the growing conditions here in our Lake Erie region are similar, so by inference, our reds should have excellent concentrations of resveratrol too!] From a report by Dr. Curtis Ellison, famed international expert on wine and health: Colon cancer risk could be cut up almost 70% by moderate red wine consumption due to the presence of resveratrol, according to a recent study published in Nutrition and reported at a national conference. The research was done by scientists at New York’s own Stony Brook University, and showed that while white wine had little or no effect, drinking more than three glasses of red wine per week lowered the risk by 68%. The major difference is that red wines, made with significant contact with skins, have resveratrol, a naturally occurring fungicide that is also one of the most potent preventatives for heart disease and cancer. However, many studies have shown that all types of wine, as well as grape juice, have multiple health benefits for most people. But, please remember: don’t drink wine as medicine, drink it as pleasure. All wine consumed regularly and in moderation, especially with other foods, has health benefits for most people; and all wine regions have their unique attributes. The best wine is the wine YOU like best. For more information: [email protected] (Republished from March 2011) April 25 - May 9, 2012 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 3 3 ............................ Wine and Health 5 ...............................DVD Realeases 6 ....................................... Wine 101 8 ....................................... Bluesville 10 ............................Rock Hall News 12 ........................ Brewin the Brew 13 ....................... What About Jazz? 14 .... Rick Ray - Epiphanies & Influences 16 ........ 21st Annual Juried Art Show 17 ............................... Cinco De Mayo 18 ..........................Kickin It Country 20 ................................. On The Beat 23 ...............................Duff Mckagen 24 ...................... Bringing Sexy Back 25 ........... Steve Guy- Just for Laughs 26 ...............................Movie Review 29 ............................ Staying In Tune 30 ................................ Snarp Farkle We would like to thank all of our sponsors and encourage our readers to patronize the fine businesses appearing in the North Coast VOICE. 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Advertisers assume responsibility for the content of their ads. The entire contents of the North Coast VOICE are copyright 2012 by the North Coast VOICE. Under no circumstance will any portion of this publication be reproduced, including using electronic systems without permission of the publishers of the North Coast VOICE. The North Coast VOICE is not affiliated with any other publication. Blending The Traditional Ways With The Modern! We Are Not Your Normal Coffee & Tea Shop or Health Store. Featuring Hot & Iced Blended Coffees and Chai Smoothies, Loose Teas such as White, Rooibos, Guarana, Ginsing & Yerba Mate, Chia Seeds for Hydration, Weight Loss & Controlling Sugar Levels. WE HAVE Chia Seeds AS SEEN ON OPRAH! MAILING ADDRESS North Coast VOICE Magazine P.O. Box 118 • Geneva, Ohio 44041 Phone: (440) 415-0999 E-Mail: [email protected] For Booking Call 330-889-0088 4 6432 North Ridge Rd. (Rt.20) • Madison (440) 428-0575 or 866-428-0575 www.naturalremi-teas.com www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 Whooz Playin’ &RI!PRs0Winery at Spring Hill Whooz Playin' Duo 3AT!PRs0Ferrante Winery & Restaurant Whooz Playin' Duo 3UN!PRs0Debonne Vineyards Whooz Playin' Duo &RI-AYs02IDERgS)NNs0AINESVILLE Len Solo &RI-AYs0'ENEVA,ODGE Whooz Playin Trio 3AT-AYs0Debonne Vineyards Whooz Playin' Duo April 25 - May 9, 2012 FILM RELEASES Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Love Never Dies [Blu-ray] This title will be released on May 29 The year is 1907. It is 10 years after the Phantom’s disappearance from the Paris Opera House. He has escaped to a new life in New York where he lives amongst the screaming joy rides and freak-shows of Coney Island. In this new electricallycharged world, he has finally found a place for his music to soar. All that is missing is his love - Christine Daa‚. Now one of the world’s finest sopranos, Christine is struggling in an ailing marriage to Raoul. So, it is with excitement she accepts an invitation to travel to New York and perform at a renowned opera house. In a final bid to win back her love, the Phantom lures Christine, her husband, and their young son Gustave from Manhattan, to the glittering and glorious world of Coney Island... not knowing what is in store for them. There is drama, love and sadness as there was in the original Phantom of the Opera and throughout Love Never Dies there are a few subtle references back to the original through the music score. Keep an open mind as the story unfolds and you will not be disappointed. If you loved Phantom of the Opera, you will love, Love never Dies. Pink Floyd Then And Now (2012) This title will be released on May 22 This two disc documentary set gets behind the mystery that is Pink Floyd as it unravels the April 25 - May 9, 2012 story of the band, with the first disc covering the post-Syd Barrett classic era of Meddle and Dark Side, and the second disc picking up the story in the late 1970s and bringing the saga completely up to date with the group’s first attempts at a re-union of sorts at Live 8, and the more recent collaborations between Gilmour and Waters which, for those still holding it in, offer some hope for a full scale Floyd re-birth. Chasing Stardom: Unauthorized (2012) This title will be released on May 22 Adele Laurie Blue Adkins began singing at the tender age of 4. By the time she was 14, her dream was to sing professionally. In 2006, she graduated from the BRIT School for Performing Arts & Technology in South London. Four months after she graduated, a friend posted a few of her songs on a popular social network. The songs caught the attention of an executive at XL Recordings who was blown away by her voice. Her debut album “19” was released in 2008 - followed by her sophomore album “21” in 2011. She has sold millions of albums worldwide and received numerous awards from the music industry. However with success comes adversity. At the peak of her career she was diagnosed with vocal chord hemorrhage. In this revealing documentary we examine the trials and triumphs of Adele - and truly uncover the daunting challenges of Chasing Stardom. Adele - Feel My Love [Blu-ray] This title will be released on May 22, 2012. Rare interviews, photos, behind the scene footage and many more from million-dollar-seller Adele on BluRay! 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Tickets for this event are $50 for a couple and $40 for a single. **You Must have advance reservations** Ohio Wine Producers Association 800-227-6972 www.ohiowines.org Paticipating wineries: Bene Vino Urban Winery, Perry Biscotti Family Winery, Conneaut Buccia Vineyards, Conneaut Debonné Vineyards, Madison Deer’s Leap Winery, Geneva Emerine Estates, Jefferson Ferrante Winery & Ristorante, Geneva Grand River Cellars, Madison Goddess Wine House, Ashtabula Laleure Vineyards, Parkman Maple Ridge Vineyards, Madison Old Firehouse Winery, Geneva-on-the-Lake Old Mill Winery, Geneva St. Joseph Vineyard, Madison The Winery at Spring Hill, Geneva Virant Family Winery, Geneva Celebrating /QVJGT¶U&C[ Gift Certificates make great gifts! 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Kitchen Hours Mon-Closed Tues & Thr: 4-8 Fri: 4-10pm Sat: Noon-10pm Sun: Noon-8pm ,OCATEDATTHE2AILROAD4RACKSON.ARROWS2D 440-259-5077 *OINUSFOR Plenty of Pasta Wednesdays! !LL9OU#AN%AT#AVATELLIWITH $10 Join us for Live Entertainment &RI!PR4HE2ELAY -EATBALLS'ARLIC"READ3ALAD Thursday Pizza Nite! "UYALARGE0IZZAANDGET ASMALLCHEESE0IZZA&2%% &RI-AY%LM3TREET "LUES"AND 3AT-AY'03 3AT-AY4HE2ELAY Come in and try some of our fantastic snacks and appetizers from our new menu! Spring Hours:7EDS4HURSPMs&RI3AT.OONPM www.theoldmillwinery.com 6 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 April 25 - May 9, 2012 Buccia Vineyard Winery, Bed & Breakfast %IL?0>Y!IHH?;ON 440-593-5976 1OGG?L#P?HNM +;S ??@0I;MN (OH?1N?;E$LS (OFS1N?;E$LS OAOMN ??@0I;MN 1?JN.CA0I;MN ,#5 #4#,2 0#1#042'-,10#/3'0#" FF?P?HNMJG -.#, 2B?.2'-CM ;GJG+IH2BOLM "EER ER’S*EAP W', ',#07 , Tasting Room S -J?H#P?LS";S Bands Fri. & Sat. 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Winery Hours: 4HURSDAY0-s&RIDAY3ATURDAY0-s3UNDAY0- QQ!cF=2FmF¥!`pm`^F`!cF mOph!apmFF¥!apm!dd9TT«`T`GG [email protected] amFamFam!zF3!3£d!!cFOpmFamV April 25 - May 9, 2012 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 7 By Cat Lilly Blues Comix Ultimate Tool for Blues Educators Josh Coen is an ad copywriter and blues fan from Eugene, Oregon who found a sense of community in the local blues society. As an active participant in their Blues in the Schools Program, he developed Blues Comix, an interactive, full-color comic book which tells the story of the blues. The comic book is 24 full-color glossy pages with wonderful illustrations that tell the story of Otis, a 12-year-old boy from the Delta, as he discovers the blues and follows it throughout his life. It perfectly complements any blues education program, making the story memorable and compelling. Coen spent about a year researching the program by talking to teachers and musicians. Why did he think it important for school children to learn about the blues? Says Coen: “I think because it is an original American music 8 form – the only one besides Native American music – and that says a lot. It’s how all music got its start – jazz, country, R & B, rock and roll, rap and hip-hop. It’s a form of music that allows you to talk about your troubles. We all have troubles – even the kids.” Coen has found that kids are extremely receptive to the program – especially the elementary school kids. “They all write verses and give a little mini concert at the end of the program – they get up there and sing their blues and say this was the best school day ever. We get into classes with kids who have screwed up or just aren’t making it in school and we come in there and they just light up!” They had this one kid they just couldn’t reach – he kept getting into trouble – he went home that day and dug around in his garage and made a drum set out of buckets! That’s what we live for… that’s why we go into the schools.” Schools have welcomed this curriculum because it is actually teaching geography, history, writing, music, and culture. For example, the program ties in with Black History Month and teaches about Africa and slavery, or how the invention of the cotton gin affected jobs in the south. The comic book is interactive - there is a section on songwriting and an autograph area in it. The book also contains two pages that can be customized for the locality, a place for contact information for local blues societies, blues radio shows, etc. Says Coen: “So far the kids love it, the parents love it, the teachers love it, and the principals love it!” In addition to bulk ordering for education programs, the retail version is now available for single-copy purchase from Amazon. This incredible story of the blues is also available with music and sound effects in a multimedia mobile app for the iPhone, iPod, and iPad. To see the full comic book online, visit BluesComix.com. To get in touch with questions: email through the website or call 800-373-1960. www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 Beachland Ballroom Presents Friday April 27 The Schwartz Brothers Tavern 9 pm - $6 Guitarist Glenn and his bass-playing brother, Gene, have been mining every nook and cranny that the psychedelic blues trio concept can offer for several decades. They’ve come up with an interesting combination that’s both skillful yet sometimes mind-boggling in its disregard of normal blues structures. They’re not afraid to throw off the shackles of structure in a very unique way that’s made them one of Cleveland’s most revered musical institutions. Thursday, May 10 Lee Fields and the Expressions Plus: Wesley Bright and the Hi-Lites Ballroom – 8:30 pm - $12 Born and raised in small town Wilson, North Carolina, Lee Fields spent his adolescent years singing in church and listening to R&B artists such as James Brown, the Temptations, Eddie Floyd, Otis redding, and the sounds of 60s Memphis. By the late 60s, Fields was working with bands which would lay the foundation for funk music including Kool and the Gang, Sammy Gordon & the Hip Huggers, and Little Royal. His grunts and screams are all over a legacy of funk and soul hits including such 45 rpm classics as “She’s a Lovemaker” and “The Funky Screw”, not to mention his well sought-after LP, “Let’s Talk It Over”. This LP draws four-digit bids from collectors across the globe. His recordings with the hard-core funk purists at Truth & Soul, Desco, and Daptone Records in recent years solidified his place among contemporary funk musicians as well. Truth and Soul started as a record label in 2004, and strove to seek out the near-perfect formula that bands like The Stylistics, The Moments, and The Delfonics had created. This led the label to singer Lee Fields, who recorded “Do You Love Me”, and the Expressions were born. In 2009 they released the full-length “My World”, and in April 25 - May 9, 2012 early 2011 they delivered “Faithful Men.” The secret to these two records with the Expressions, Fields says, is following that guidance system all the way back to where he was brought up, and how. Don’t miss this show if you are a fan of vintage Motown. R.I.P. Levon Helm May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012 Levon Helm, who helped to forge a deep-rooted American music as the drummer and singer for the Band, died on Thursday in Manhattan, ending his long battle with throat cancer. He was 71 and lived in Woodstock, N.Y. In the eight years preceding his death Thursday, Levon Helm enjoyed the highest distinction that any music veteran could hope for: an audience that remembers. Helm is known for his deeply soulful, country- accented voice, and creative drumming style highlighted on many of the Band’s recordings, such as “The Weight”, and “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down”. Two recent Grammy awards had brought a resurgence of interest in Mr. Helm’s career as the voice and drummer of The Band, one of rock’s most enduring groups. Helm grew up in Turkey Scratch, Ark., as the son of cotton farmers. Many of the references in classic Band songs came from the people he knew and the sounds he heard in his childhood. Blues great Sonny Boy Williamson performed regularly in the area, and traveling minstrel shows and rockabilly bands made frequent stops. He grew up hearing live bluegrass, Delta blues, country and the beginnings of rock ’n’ roll; Memphis was just across the river. Levon was in the eleventh grade when the Arkansas-born rockabilly singer Ronnie Hawks hired him to go on tour with the Hawks. He traveled with Mr. Hawkins to Canada, where the shows paid better, and formed a band. The Hawks played six nights a week in Ontario and had a number of hit singles, like “Mary Lou”, and performed on Dick Clark’s TV show “American Bandstand.” By 1961 Mr. Hawkins had assembled the lineup that would later become the Band: Mr. Helm, Mr. Robertson, Mr. Manuel, Rick Danko on bass and Garth Hudson on organ. In 1963, weary of Mr. Hawkins’s discipline, the five Hawks started their own bar-band career April 25 - May 9, 2012 as Levon and the Hawks. The blues singer John Hammond Jr. heard them in Toronto and brought them into the studio in 1964 to back him on the album “So Many Roads.” Levon Helm was the American linchpin of the otherwise Canadian group that became Bob Dylan’s backup band and then the Band. Its own songs, largely written by the Band’s guitarist, Robbie Robertson, and pianist, Richard Manuel, spring from roadhouse, church, backwoods, river and farm; they are rock-ribbed with history and tradition yet hauntingly surreal. In the Band, lead vocals changed from song to song and sometimes within songs, and harmonies were elaborately communal. But particularly when lyrics turned to myths and tall tales of the American South — like “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down,” “Ophelia” and “Rag Mama Rag” — the lead went to Mr. Helm, with his Arkansas twang and a voice that held the bluesy, weathered and resilient essence of his Arkansas upbringing in the Mississippi Delta. In his drumming, muscle, swing, economy and finesse were inseparably merged. After the Band broke up in 1976, Mr. Helm continued to perform at every opportunity, working with a partly reunited Band and leading his own groups. He also acted in films, notably “Coal Miner’s Daughter” (1980). Mr. Helm, a heavy smoker, contracted throat cancer in the late 1990s, and for months he could not speak above a whisper. A tumor was removed from his vocal cords, and he underwent 28 radiation treatments. Medical bills threatened him with the loss of his home. In 2004, partly to raise money, he became a roots-music patriarch, turning his barn in Woodstock — which had been a recording studio since 1975 — into the home of down-home, eclectic concerts called Midnight Rambles. More house parties than concerts, they featured unannounced guest stars and a band of his own that delved into Americana as well as the Band catalog, leading to tours and Grammy-winning albums. Nearly to the end, Mr. Helm spent his life on the bandstand. “If it doesn’t come from your heart,” he wrote, “music just doesn’t work.” *ROI$YH*HQHYD2Q7KH/DNH¬ TUESDAYS 76KLUWV +RRGLHV $YDLODEOH `>ÞÃ\Ê$-ARGARITAS-OJITOS /ÕiÃ`>Þ\Ê$$RAFTS 7i`iÃ`>Þ\Ê$$OMESTIC"OTTLES +DSS\+RXU7XH)UL 2II$OO'ULQNV 2II$Q\$SSHWL]HUV £ÈÊ"<°Ê,/-ÊUÊfÓ°ääÊ WEDNESDAYS "-/ Ê"//ÊUÊf£°xä THURSDAYS "* Ê Ê-ÊUÊÇ£ä* «À°ÊÓÈ\ÊÀi`Ê>ÀÀ}iÀ >ÞÊÎ\Ê,LÊ ÛiÀÌ >ÞÊ£ä\ÊÊÕiÀ FRIDAYS KARAOKE WITH /Ê-/,<ÊUÊ* (OURS-ONDAY4HURSDAYPMs&RIDAYAMs3ATURDAYAMAMs3UNDAY "LS"I=E $).%). /2#!,,!(%!$ #!229/54 LOCAL WINES! RESTAURANT & LOUNGE !IGCHA1IIH "LCP?2BLO5CH>IQ Great Pizza made from scratch! Many homespun You won’t even have to FREE get out of your car!! selections on our menu made fresh daily. 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May 12 Sportsterz Bar & Grill 9pm to -1 www.lostsheepband.com Concert Update and Rock Hall News JOURNEY with special guests Pat Benatar featuring Neil Giraldo and Loverboy SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 – BLOSSOM MUSIC CENTER JOURNEY is returning to the road on July 21 for their 2012 tour kick-off in San Bernardino, California at the San Manuel Amphitheatre with concert dates through December. Special guests Pat Benatar featuring Neil Giraldo and Loverboy will appear on most tour dates. Since its formation in 1973 in San Francisco, JOURNEY has earned 19 Top 40 singles and 25 gold and platinum albums. The band’s Greatest Hits album is certified 15 times platinum, bringing Journey into the elite club of Diamond-certified album holders. Journey was awarded the prestigious “Legend Of Live Award” at the 2011 Billboard Touring Awards in honor of the band’s significant and lasting contributions to live music and the touring business, and in acknowledgement of their commitment to the fans and the art of performing live. The 2011 Eclipse World Tour All Roads & Trails Lead to the GRAND RIVER 1153 Mechanicsville Rd. 'ENEVAs OPEN DAILY INCLUDING HOLIDAYS! MANOR ATM NETWORK VISA Mastercard ® ® Bikers Always Welcome! ->Ì°Ê>ÞÊxÊUÊ£>Ê Ernest T Band (Rock Slingin’ S.O.Bs.) Celebrate Cinco de Mayo! Drink Specials, Enchiladas, Burritos & Prize Giveaways! Watch NASCAR, The Tribe & the CAVS on Our Big Screens! Tuesdays: 40¢ JUMBO Wings Live Music by Jimmy & Friends Friday Nite Fish Fry! FREE JUKEBOX! 10 FOOD & DRINK SPECIALS! was of the band’s most successful tours ever, drawing nearly a million fans and ranked in the Top 15 Tours of the year. 2011 also marked the 30th anniversary of the band’s seminal anthem, Don’t Stop Believin’, which was honored as the top-selling digital classic rock song in history by Nielsen SoundScan. The group received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2005. PAT BENATAR & NEIL GIRALDO changed the face of music forever when their debut album, ‘In the Heat of the Night,’ exploded in 1979. Pat emerged fearless, fighting and forging a path for future female rock stars around the world. With Neil’s innovative vision creating the signature “Benatar” sound, hits like Heartbreaker, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Love Is A Battlefield and We Belong led to platinum album after platinum album. Benatar won an unprecedented four consecutive GRAMMY Awards, as well as three American Music Awards, establishing her as one of America’s leading female rock vocalists. With over 30 million albums and 19 Top 40 singles to their name, Benatar/Giraldo remain a rock ‘n roll powerhouse today, selling out concerts and wowing audiences, after more than three decades of making music together. With trademark red leather pants and bandanas to match their huge rock sound and high-energy live shows, LOVERBOY has sold more than 10 million albums and earned multi-platinum plaques for albums such as their self-titled debut LP, Get Lucky, Keep It Up and Lovin’Every Minute of It. The string of hits include the band’s smash anthem Working For The Weekend, as well as Hot Girls In Love, Turn Me Loose, and Lovin’Every Minute Of It. Loverboy’s continued pop culture relevance is alive and well in 2012, with recent references to the band in episodes of NBC’s hit show ‘30 Rock’ and Comedy Network’s popular ‘Regular Show.’ Members of Journey will be attending the premiere of Don’t Stop Believin’: Everyman’s Journey, a new documentary that tells the real life rock-n-roll fairy tale story of Arnel Pineda, who was discovered on YouTube to become the band’s new lead singer. Don’t Stop Believin’: Everyman’s Journey, a film by director and producer Ramona S. Diaz, is a rare behind-the-scenes look at Pineda’s early life’s struggles and the challenges involved in becoming front man for one of America’s most beloved rock groups. The documentary premieres April 19 at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York City and also will be shown at the San Francisco International Film Festival 2012 on May 3. VIP Packages for the 2012 tour will be available through VIP Nation, including premium seats, exclusive merchandise and more. 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This event is presented by Maker’s Mark and sponsored by KeyBank, Collection Auto Group, Great Lakes Brewing Company, Kitchen Aid and Event Source. Spend an evening sampling culinary delights prepared by the best of the best in Cleveland at nearly 20 different food stations. Tickets are $65 and will go on sale Monday, April 23 at 10 a.m. Tickets can be purchased at rockhall.com or at the Rock Hall Box Office. Each ticket includes samples of all the dishes offered at each food station during the event, as well as Great Lakes Brewing Company beer, wine and tours of the Museum’s exhibits. Proceeds from the event will go to support the Rock Hall’s education programs and the Ohio City Farm. Participating restaurants include: ABC B Spot Bar Cento Blue Point Grille Bonbon Flying Fig Greenhouse Tavern Melt Momocho Moxie Pier W Prosperity Social Club Pura Vida Sasa Soho Spice Tremont Taphouse Umami Washington Place April 25 - May 9, 2012 popular Rockin’ the Schools program. More than 30,000 students in more than 40 states as well as France, Australia, Canada, England, Guatemala, and Mexico have experienced On the Road, the Rock Hall’s distance learning program. Teachers across the country have selected On the Road for Teacher’s Choice Awards four years in a row. · Now in its 12th year, the Museum’s Toddler Rock program has served more than 4,000 at-risk three to five year-olds in Cleveland. Toddler Rock has been honored by the President’s Committee as a Coming Up Taller Semifinalist putting it in the top 50 Art Humanities based programs in the country and has been recognized by the Ohio Museum Association for Institutional Excellence. · On Wednesday evenings each month the Museum hosts free educational programs for adults including the Hall of Fame Series, From Songwriters to Soundman: The People Behind the Hits, Rock and Roll Night School and Teachers Rock for area educators. For more information on the Museum’s FREE educational programming, please visit rockhall.com/ education. The Ohio City Farm is a project that is being developed by the Ohio City Near West Development Corporation, the Refugee Response and Great Lakes Brewing Company. Located within the historic Market District, The Ohio City Farm will be one of the largest contiguous urban farms in America. Just shy of six acres, the Farm has quality soil and an unparalleled proximity to the nearly 100 year old West Side Market. The Ohio City Farm will provide healthy food access to underserved Cleveland communities by developing a cluster of urban food and farm business incubators that will both utilize the distribution and retial opportunities of Cleveland’s historic West Side Market as well as catalyze the Ohio City Market District. For more information, visit rockhall.com/ event/chef-jam-2012. 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According to the latest Beer Serves America study, the beer industry directly and indirectly supports approximately 1.8 million American jobs including those at our nation’s 547,000 beer-selling retail establishments. The Beer Institute, established in 1986, is the national trade association for the brewing industry, representing both large and small brewers, as well as importers and industry suppliers. The Institute is committed to the development of sound public policy and to the values of civic duty and personal responsibility: www.beerinstitute.org. Brewing TV turns 2 in May – Toast! One of the most popular beer-related shows on the internet celebrates its second anniversary in May 2012. Brewing TV is shot, edited, and presented online by Twin Citiesbased Northern Brewer Homebrew Supply. In CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing Company. “At Stone, they were very successful in capturing our style and philosophy, rather than just the typical brewery visuals and talking head soundbites. The guys at Brewing TV know their subject matter, and it shows!” And while craft beer is close to Brewing TV’s heart, our first love is homebrewing. Some of the most-viewed episodes from the last two years are the ones in which we follow homebrewers through a brew session, highlighting the joys of the hobby, enjoying great beer, entertaining and educating along the way. A deep connection between homebrewing and professional microbrewing is also felt when craft brewers share the experience and experiments from their early days as homebrewers. www.northernbrewer. com/brewingtv International Beer Fest is Back for Another Round The largest showcase and competition of world beers in the Midwest, held May 11 & 12, 2012, at the I-X Center in Cleveland. The event will feature three public tasting its first sixty episodes Brewing TV has worked hard to promote the culture and community of homebrewing, and celebrate the work of professional brewers. For these efforts, iTunes honored the webcast with a “Best New Arts” award in 2011. The phrase “All for Brew, Brew for All” is more than the show’s slogan – it’s their mission statement. Through episode themes and guests, the viewer experiences first-hand the art and science of beer-making. From the small-scale stove-top homebrewer to the multi-million dollar craft beer giants – the love of beer and passion for creating it is the moving force behind Brewing TV. Craft beer icons from brewing companies such as Surly, New Glarus, Widmer Brothers, Summit and Odell have appeared in episodes and praise the production. “I really enjoy the work that Brewing TV does,” says Greg Koch, sessions with over 200 stellar breweries from around the world pouring upwards of 800 select beers – tickets are on sale now at www.ixbeerfest.com. (OURS-ON4HURSAMPMs&RI3ATAMPM 12 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 April 25 - May 9, 2012 By Don Perry Jazz Appreciation Month 2012 is coming to a close, as is the Tri C JazzFest, with the final concert of the festival taking place on April 29th at Nighttown in Cleveland Heights. April 2012 has been a month to remember as Cleveland jazz musicians and fans alike have gathered to celebrate jazz, as only Cleveland can. Congratulations to the JazzFest staff for coordinating such an amazing event! Also congratulations to Nighttown, for being included, once again in Downbeat Magazine’s Top 100 Jazz Clubs, and for being the only club in the State of Ohio to have earned this honor. TCJF Soundworks, the resident ensemble of the Tri-C Jazzfest, now in its 4th year, will be the featured ensemble of this year’s closing concert, with 2 shows at Nighttown on Sunday, April 29th. TCJF Soundworks is currently under the direction of Chris Anderson and features: Sean Jones – trumpet: Chris Anderson – trombone: John Klayman – tenor sax: Howie Smith – alto sax: Chip Stephens – piano: Glenn Holmes – bass: and Chris Baker – drums. It is always a memorable experience to witness a live performance in the warmth and intimacy of Nighttown’s “Music Room” and owner Brendan Ring, along with Jim Wadsworth Productions continually bring world-renowned artists, as well as rising new national and international talent to Cleveland for your enjoyment. In addition, it is a special pleasure to hear gifted local players and educators, such as the members of TCJF Soundworks, on the very same stage. Be sure to be a part of this special evening as TCJF Soundworks performs original charts for 2 shows on Sunday, April 29th at Nighttown, located at 12387 Cedar Rd, in Cleveland Heights. For ticket information, visit www.nighttowncleveland.com If for some unfortunate reason, you cannot fit this date into your busy schedule, but you would like to experience an evening of fine dining and unforgettable jazz in Ohio’s premier jazz locale, there is another upcoming show that will most certainly quench your thirst for jazz. Tenor sax virtuoso Doug Lawrence will appear on the Nighttown stage on Monday, May 7th, with the Joe Hunter Trio. Born in 1956 in Lake Charles, Louisiana, Doug Lawrence boasts a list of credits that would place him on any jazz aficionado’s “must see” list. Lawrence has performed on 6 continents, played for 5 U.S. Presidents and April 25 - May 9, 2012 has graced the stage of every major concert hall, jazz club and jazz festival in the world. He has performed and recorded with Benny Goodman, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder… the list goes on and on. For most of us, just attending a concert featuring only one of these great entertainers, would be a lifetime memory. Contributing to the recordings or performances of this prestigious list is an accomplishment beyond understanding. Doug has served as the featured soloist in the unparalleled Count Basie Orchestra and appears on over 100 recordings, including 4 critically acclaimed albums of his own. His playing has been described in terms such as “muscular but elegant” – Greg Lyons, Malaysian Arts Scene: and “like a river” – David Steinberg, Albuquerque Journal. Depicting both the power and grace of his signature style. For this Cleveland appearance, Lawrence will be backed by 3 of Cleveland’s most respected instrumentalists: Joe Hunter – piano: Demitrius Steinmetz – acoustic bass and Glenn Davis – drums. These gentlemen are each a “master of his craft” and together they will undoubtedly provide a platform from which Doug Lawrence can soar. This level of musicianship also proves once again, that the jazz masters in Cleveland can stand shoulder to shoulder with the best of ‘em. In music, as in most other facets of life, few individuals rise to greatness solely upon their talents alone. Most are surrounded by equally great men and women, who support them from just beyond the limelight. Doug Lawrence is one of those who have helped to make great musicians, and great music, even more so. Come join Doug and the Joe Hunter Trio, as he takes center stage at Nighttown. To learn more about Doug Lawrence, please visit www.douglawrencejazz.com Don Perry Plans are currently underway for a fundraising event to benefit the families of the recent tragedy in Chardon. Tentative date: Sunday May 20th Please watch for details. For full schedule, check website DonPerrySaxman.com www.facevaluemusic.com “I detest life insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.” ~Stephen Leacock Author, Professor, Lecturer and Humourist. 1869 ~ 1944 Insurance for the rest of us. Home Auto Business Life TREEN INSURANCE 3TATE2OUTE.s3UITE *EFFERSON/HIO 576-5926 (440) SCATREEN SUITENET www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 Scott Treen 13 Epiphanies And Influences From Music In My Life Story and Artwork By Rick Ray At the age of 4 years old I sat in front of the television with my older brothers and sister waiting for the Ed Sullivan Show to come on in February of 1964. I had gotten excited about it due to hearing all the talk from my siblings. I was already aware of who The Beatles were from AM radio and records being played. When Sullivan introduced The Beatles and they started playing, I knew what I wanted to do the rest of my life. Play guitar. It was mostly George Harrison who had the biggest impact on me. The energy level The Beatles maintained during that concert was phenomenal. A lot of sound for four young guys and that was it, my fate was sealed. I got my first guitar in February 1967, a hollow body Les Paul copy (Silvertone) with one pickup. The days of playing the tennis racket were over. My older brother taught me some chords and a few songs and I was on my way. I had been given worn out Beatle albums from my older sister of which got worn out even further by me. Christmas 1967 at the age of 8, my soon to be sister in law gave me every Beatle album made up to that point in time, even the rare records. I was then holed up in the basement for quite a while with those albums. Friends would come over to see if I’d come out to play but most of the time I’d tell them, “I can’t, I’m playing guitar”. Sgt. Peppers was an album I didn’t quite understand at first, being only 8 at the time, but after about the tenth listen, I understood. “A Day in the Life” proved The Beatles were of the genius realm. One day in 1967 I woke up in the morning and turned the AM radio on already tuned in to WIXY 1260 and heard ‘Light My Fire’ by The Doors. It was only the 45 version but what an eye opener. Jim Morrison’s voice over that hypnotic music made me want to learn that song as soon as possible. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. In April of 1970 when I was 10 years old, The Beatles had broken up, I remember being a little devastated at the news and it left a big 14 hole in the world. Paul had released ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ around that time and I thought it still sounds like The Beatles and there’s always hope they could patch things up and get back together. About that same time period my older brother John who would later play bass in my band Neurotic (‘73 to ‘85) turned me on to an album that was released a year earlier. ‘In The Court Of The Crimson King’ by King Crimson. The first song, let alone the rest of the album, blew my mind. I hadn’t heard anything like this before. ‘21st Century Schizoid Man’ is still in my band’s set list to this day. Although I wasn’t able to play it as a 10 year old, about six or seven years later that I was able to. Thank God for the 16 RPM setting on the turntable. You could slow the album down and it would still be in tune, one octave down. Sometime after that mind blowing experience of listening to that Crimson album, my Dad bought a UHF antenna for the TV and we were checking out a new station, channel 25, PBS. They said a band was going to play live, The Mahavishnu Orchestra. The concert started and John McLauphlin and company left my jaw on the living room floor. That was definitely the fastest guitar work I had yet seen and heard in my life and the rest of the band was as good as he was. Unbelievable, I knew I had some work ahead of me. In 1973, at the age of 14, a band I already liked very much released an album titled ‘Brain Salad Surgery’. My first listen to this album by Emerson Lake & Palmer was like an Atomic Bomb going off in my brain. The “Karn Evil 9” trilogy was spine chilling from beginning to end and still is. My first real concert was a year later, Roy Buchanan at the Agora. I wasn’t old enough to get in but my older brother talked them into letting me in. He told them, “He’s a young guitarist wanting to learn from this guy, he’s not going to do anything but sit and listen.” They said OK and what a guitar lesson that was. Roy could make his guitar cry, sound like seagulls and scream. He was also another quick fingered guitarist. That same year I hitch hiked down to the Cleveland Stadium with two friends. It was a “World Series of Rock” concert with ELP, The Climax Blues Band, The James Gang and Ace. Seeing ELP play the “Karn Evil 9” trilogy live changed my life forever. Greg Lake’s lead work in the “First Impression (Parts 1 and 2)” inspired me to really start taking lead guitar seriously. Previously from 1967 to this point in time I was into chord work, always searching for the lost chord but Greg Lake, not Harrison, McLauphlin or Buchanan was the one who got me to play lead guitar. Knowing the thousands of chords I learned previously helped out a lot. The rest of that summer I spent in my bedroom using ‘Closer to It’ by Brian Auger as a background band just playing lead guitar over top of it until I thought I was kind of “up to speed”. In that same year, 1974, my friend Brad who had moved from Euclid to Madison, had me come out to stay with him for a week. We had just got back to his house from walking around a plane crash site that happened a day earlier at Dock and Chapel Roads. We were sitting on his front porch, it was a misty gray day and WMMS (who was still a good station at that time) played “Child of Novelty” by Mahogany Rush. I cranked up the radio and knew I had to find out about this band. What a sound. When I got back to Euclid I went to the store and picked up some Mahogany Rush. I came to the realization the Frank Marino was probably the best guitarist on earth. Also that same year a friend of mine turned me on to ‘Bridge Of Sighs’ by Robin Trower. I already was aware of him from his work with Procol Harum, I liked that band a “lot” but, this was different. This album had an atmosphere that no one had ever even come close to before. I still to this day can’t quite describe it but I still get that same feeling every time I listen to it. It’s spine chilling and kind of spooky at the same time. There’s a mysteriousness to www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 it. This album had such an impact on me, my band plays it in its entirety. A year later in the summer of 1975 at the age 16 I went to my second “World Series of Rock”. I walked into the stadium and Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush took the stage. I was completely blown away. That concert is burned into my memory. Blue Oyster Cult came on after Mahogany Rush and were just about as great as them. Buck Darhma was and still is one of the “all time greats”. There wasn’t anything the other bands on the bill that day could have done to compare to Mahogany Rush or Blue Oyster Cult. It became anti-climactic. BOC’s first four albums are impeccable works. 100% efforts. That same year, a friend, Phil Noch (who would later become lead vocalist for my band Neurotic and later for a little while in The Rick Ray Band) turned me on to Captain Beyond’s first album that was released in 1972. What an unbelievable album. A perfect recording. Great songs, excellent playing, outstanding singing and an album I consider to this day one of the best releases ever put out by any band. As the years went on I would get see Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, Blue Oyster Cult, Robin Trower, Emerson Lake & Palmer and some solo Beatles many times over the years. I consider them my music teachers and have told Frank Marino, Buck Darhma and Robin Trower this at some of the gigs we’ve had the pleasure to open for these great musicians. In 1980, I went to see The Dregs. They were touring in support of their latest release at the time, “Unsung Heroes”. Steve Morse took the guitar to a new level and again, like the Mahavishnu Orchestra, his band was just as good as he was. A superior group of five musicians that kept you on the edge of your seat hanging on for dear life. Some of the arrangements they came up with defy description. You’d actually have to hear and see it to believe it. The next real mind blower wouldn’t come until 1986 at the age of 27. Carl Palmer was busy with Asia at this point in time and Keith Emerson and Greg Lake were writing new material. So, instead of Carl they had gotten Cozy Powell to play drums. They released Emerson Lake & Powell. This album, once I went out ~Continued on Page 22 April 25 - May 9, 2012 By Pete Roche Joe Satriani “Satchurated” Joe Satriani can drop jaws with breakneck 32nd note runs up and down the scale of his custom Ibanez guitars. But he can also bruise hearts with a single, well-timed, sweet-toned string bend. There was a lot of both going on last Thursday night when his new 3D concert film Satchurated premiered in Cleveland at The Capitol Theater. Known as “Satch” in guitar circles, the shred guru released was signed to Relativity Records in 1986 on the strength of his self-financed, all-instrumental EP. His first full-length, Not of This Earth, was a sensational collection of futuristic-sounding rock songs powered by Joe’s technical flash and fret board fluidity. But it wasn’t until former student (and Zappa alumnus) Steve Vai found fame with David Lee Roth that Satriani’s star truly ascended. The flamboyant Italian stunt guitarist (who appeared as Jack Butler in the movie Crossroads) was grateful for his newfound success and wouldn’t stop gushing about the Berkeley-based instructor who got him started. Consequently, Joe already enjoyed a mythical, Yoda-like status among metal-heads even before the release of his seminal sophomore album. 1987’s Surfing With the Alien heralded the arrival of one of the genre’s most influential players this side of Eddie Van Halen, Randy Rhoads, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Inspired by science fiction and comic book heroes, the all-instrumental disc blew minds with its remarkable combination of heavy metal guitar hysterics with surf rock and boogie blues. There was no shortage of poofyhaired guitar gods in the 80s, to be sure—but guys like George Lynch, Glenn Tipton, and Vernon Reid unleashed their incendiary tal- April 25 - May 9, 2012 ents within the confines of conventional rock bands fronted by equally charismatic singers. Satriani’s new sonic brew commanded—and sustained—a listener’s attention without using any words at all. But that was only the beginning. Music had been calling the native New Yorker for some time, but it wasn’t until learning of Jimi Hendrix’s sudden death that Joe swapped his football shoulder pads for a guitar. Satriani was a fast learner, and by the time he relocated to Berkeley, California in the late 1970s he had students of his own—including Kirk Hammett and Alex Skolnick. He taught by day (and attended music classes of his own) but gigged with New Wave trio The Squares at night to keep his chops fresh. Relativity Records, a fledgling label devoted to hard rock and progressive music, signed Joe on the strength of his experimental, all-guitar EP in 1984 and financed the otherworldly Not of This Earth two years later. Enter Surfing and Vai’s high praise in the music press, and Satriani was on his way. Since then, the San Francisco guitarist has played with Mick Jagger and Deep Purple, cofounded the semiannual guitar-centric “G3” tour with Steve Vai, and joined supergroup Chickenfoot with members of Van Halen and Red Hot Chili Peppers. But perhaps most importantly, the humble guitar god known as “Satch” made it cool to be a virtuoso rock musician in an era when not knowing how to play had become the norm. Hell, Joe even made it hip to shred with no hair. The innovative six-stringer released the jaw-dropping Not of This Earth in 1986, but it was his self-financed follow-up—Surfing With the Alien—that turned the music world on its ear. Featuring space-themed instrumental guitar rock, a blues boogie, and a touching ballad, the album was packed with blazing solos, whammy-bar dive-bombs, two-handed tapping, and faster-than light scales in exotic modes that had newbies wondering, “Who the hell is this guy, and what is Pitch Axis Theory?” Subsequent years found Joe cultivating a loyal following of predominantly male guitar enthusiasts, all of whom snatched up albums like Crystal Planet and Engines of Creation to rock out while getting schooled. The busy Bay area musician issued solo records every other year, earning a stunning fifteen Grammy nods (but no wins) for his more melodic work. Satriani graced guitar magazine covers, wrote guest columns, and toured regularly—both alone and with G3 lineups including Vai, Eric Johnson, Michael Schenker, and John Petrucci. These days, it’s almost inconceivable for anyone to sell millions of albums and concert tickets without singing a note. But Joe’s done just that (notwithstanding a couple experimental vocal tracks on 1989’s Flying in a Blue Dream). Now his pursuit of the “strange, beautiful music” continues on the road with Chickenfoot, and in writing sessions for his next solo project. Satch always delivers in concert, but the production quality on his past DVD releases has been hit-and-miss. Some films were good (Live in San Francisco, G3: Live in Tokyo, Satriani Live! 2006) and some ghastly (I Just Wanna Rock: Live in Paris). Fortunately, Satchurated falls into the latter category. Directed by acclaimed music filmmakers Pierre and Francois Lamoureux—whose DVD work features such diverse artists as Pretenders, The Who, Rush, and Ben Harper—the film captures a performance by Joe and friends in Montreal during 2010’s Wormhole Tour. Satriani’s impeccable backup band on the tour included Jeff Campitelli (drums), Mike Keneally (keys), Galen Henson (guitar) and Allen Whitman (bass). Campitelli’s been a Satch mainstay, throttling DW drums and Paiste cymbals behind the guitarist since the early nineties. Sporting headphones, a “Kabuki” Tshirt, and perpetual smile, the drummer clearly loves his work. Looking across between Philip Seymour-Hoffman and David Gilmour, multiinstrumentalist Keneally (ex-Zappa, Beer for Dolphins, Steve Vai) mans a Korg keyboard and vintage Rhodes Seventy-Three throughout the set, adding texture to newer songs like “Light Years Away” and “Premonition.” Occasionally he trades licks with Joe in a sort of call-and-response duel—at one point rubbing www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 his nose across the keys to answer Satriani’s stunt of playing guitar with his teeth. Imagine a taller Guy Pearce with long tresses and Chuck Taylor tennis shoes and you’ll have a vision of Whitman, the group’s newest member. An alumnus of surf-punk band The Mermen, he compensates for lack of Stu Hamm funk chops with attitude, flailing his hair and engaging the crowd during “Ice 9” and “Hordes of Locusts.” Whitman’s got a unique picking style, favoring up-strokes on his four-string instead of down—a technique that looks damn peculiar but makes sense when one realizes it’s similar to how one typically plays without a pick, tugging and plucking the strings up with one’s fingers rather than bearing down on them with a plectrum. Hensen is the quintet’s straight man, content to hang stage left and augment Satriani’s fiery fret board excursions with steady rhythm guitar. He handles the entrancing chord progression of “Flying in a Blue Dream” on an acoustic then joins Joe up front for the flamenco fury of “Andalusia.” Later, Hensen fields the artificial harmonics of “Wind in the Trees,” his strings chiming while Satch wails. Joe—decked in jeans, purple sneakers, and a black Tee with pinstripes—alternates between white and red Ibanez guitars, the phalanges of his left hand a blur on their fingerboards for most of the night. It’s hard to get an emotional read on Satriani because he always wears sunglasses—but one supposes his eyes are closed most of the time anyway. Which isn’t to say the guitarist doesn’t enjoy performing or takes his audience for granted. On the contrary, Satriani often seems completely given over to his instruments and the sounds coming out of them—be it blues (“Littleworth Lane”), proto-metal (“War”), or funk-rock (“God is Crying”). His hands summon the power cosmic for the hammer-on, pull-off blitzkrieg of “Crystal Planet” and his feet work the Wah-wah and other toe-triggered contraptions on his pedal board. “Big Bad Moon” has Satch singing, playing harmonica, and slide. Set lists for the Montreal show (and other stops on the Wormhole tour) suggest several other tunes were performed this night—including “Memories,” “Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing,” “Crowd Chant,” and “Always With Me, Always With You”—but didn’t make it into the film for one reason or another. Still, at ninety solid minutes, Satchurated rocks without overstaying its welcome. 15 21ST ANNUAL JURIED ART SHOW Follow us on Facebook Sat. May 26 Pickled Pepper Geneva-on-the-Lake 9 to 1am Our CD “Debut De La Fin” is now available on itunes! For more info visit: www.reverbnation.com 16 For two decades Rabbit Run Community Arts Association (RRCAA) in cooperation with the Madison Public Library have proudly sponsored this adjudicated event showcasing the art work of some of Northeast Ohio’s most talented artists. The art show runs from Saturday, May 5, to Saturday, June 2, at the Madison Library and is open to all visual artists in Lake, Geauga, and Ashtabula Counties. Any high school or adult visual artist may submit up to three works in any twodimensional medium. Small three-dimensional works may be submitted as well. Cash prizes will be awarded for Best of Show and First Place in painting, drawing, photography and three-dimensional. Rib- www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 bons will be presented for First, Second and Honorable Mention in all categories for both adults and students. Also offered is a “Most Promising Student Award.” Jurors for the show are Candice Barr and Gail Peters. Applications for entry are available at RRCAA as well as local libraries and online at www.rabbitrunonline.org. Applications will be accepted at the RRCAA office, 49 Park St. Madison Village, from April 2 through April 30. April 25 - May 9, 2012 49,%2",6$s-%.4/2 440-205-4745 By Sage Satori Every year Cinco de Mayo celebrations grow in number and size in the United States. Surprisingly, even though this holiday originated in Mexico to remember a battle fought with the French, it is only celebrated in Puebla, where the battle was won. In the United States Cinco de Mayo parties take place all over the country. According to the Center for the Study of Latino Health and Culture at UCLA, Cinco de Mayo has been commemorated in California in some form or other since the 1860s. This is not surprising since there has always been a significant population of Latinos in California. They chose to honor this triumph of ingenuity over might, even though it has become a minor holiday in their native land. Today, most Cinco de Mayo celebrations in the United States honor Mexican culture instead of that battle from 1862. Like other cultural holidays celebrated in the US like Chinese New Year, St. Patrick’s Day and Oktoberfest, they let us indulge in one of the many cultures that have contributed to our own. This holiday lets us take the time to celebrate the rich culture of Mexico, such as the colorful historical figures, the symbols that are important to our neighbors to the south and of course, the delicious food. Many schools now use this time of year to learn about Mexican history, arts and dancing. Mexico has made an impact on our own culture and this gives us an opportunity to appreciate it. In many communities around the United States, the 5th of May is greeted with colorful banners, dancing and lively April 25 - May 9, 2012 music. Americans of all ethnic groups use this holiday to enjoy Mexican culture and have parties. Some areas hold large outdoor celebrations with parades, live bands, dancing, and food. Participants may dress up in colorful ruffled dresses and woven Mexican ponchos. No doubt you’ll find tequila, margaritas, and beer from Mexico as well as plates of delicious dishes to enjoy. You can go to these little towns and neighborhoods and celebrate in style! The popularity of Cinco de Mayo has definitely been driven by tequila distilleries and breweries of all types. Television and radio garnered significant impact in the last thirty years but now internet and smartphone applications bring specialty advertising avenues such as drink recipes, and store locations for your favorite party supplies at the tap of the button (or screen). Cinco de Mayo history may be a bit fuzzy to most Americans, but they are more than happy to celebrate all the wondrous things Mexico has given to our country. Their culture has made a strong impact on the identity of the United States, and deserves to be celebrated in style. If you have not celebrated this fun and tasty holiday, please go and check out party. Many venues have drink and food specials just to be part of the fun! Of course one can start at the nearest Mexican cantina for a great meal then carry on the festivities in another location. 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The world needs more Jonathan Edwards discs.” Edwards remains one of the premiere troubadours of the past 40 years, who debuted in many hearts and minds with the 1971 release of his hit single, “Sunshine,” the first gold record for then-fledgling Capricorn Records. His debut album for Capricorn and subsequent releases on Atlantic Records and other labels (including his own imprint), showcased the Virginia-raised artist’s country, folk and bluegrass influences and demonstrated his penchant for writing songs of both honesty and poignancy. Over the years, Jonathan has built a solid fan base from consistent touring and has also found the time to develop additional careers as an actor (among others, he performed a six-month road show tour of the popular Broadway musical, “Pump Boys and Dinettes”), film scorer, record producer and label owner. At the start of the 21st century, Jonathan hosted the acclaimed 13-week PBSTV documentary series, “Cruising America’s Waterways,” traveling by boat from Canada to Florida. Along the way, his riverside concert became the video, Cruising America’s Waterways: The Concert at Sackets Harbor, which was released in 2001. “This new album grew like a wildflower by the side of the road out of a deep desire to follow the music from the stage to the studio,” Edwards said. “It was yet another amazing convergence of people, places and timing that happened just as if it were planned. It started with finding this wonderful, comfortable world-class studio right here in Portland, Maine; and one day, we started ‘rollin’ tape’ and following the songs that I had written and selected wherever they led us.” Some of the dozen songs on My Love Will Keep will be familiar to many concertgoers, but all shine like new with a lustrous acoustic ambience thanks to the co-production by Jonathan and Jim Begley, sympathetic guest appearances by award-winning bluegrass singer Claire Lynch, solo artist and sideman Duke Levine’s (Peter Wolf, Mary Chapin Carpenter) understated electric guitar and other instruments, vocalist Moondi Klein (formerly of the Seldom Scene) and Jonathan’s daughter Grace (who contributes vocals on the hymn-like “This Island Earth”). Edwards’ five original songs on My Love Will Keep include the tranquil “Surrounded,” a similarly nature-centric “Johnny Blue Horizon” (inspired by John Denver), the raucous “Crazy Texas Woman,” the bluegrass romp “How Long” and “Lightkeeper,” written for the same-titled movie, a celebration of the world’s oceans. Among the cover tunes is a gorgeous slow ballad arrangement of The Beatles’ “She Loves You” that is more meditation than celebration. Others highlights include Henry Gross’ wistful lament of U.S. unemployment, “Everybody Works in China;” an adaptation of fellow Appleseed artist Jesse Winchester’s “Freewheeler;” and the album’s closer, “Sailor’s Prayer,” written by Rod MacDonald, which delves into our relationship to this planet Earth. For more information, visit www.jonathanedwards.net Your Home for All Summer Long! Wed. April 25 vs. KC @ 6:37 Thur. April 26 vs. KC @ 11:37 Fri. April 27 vs. LA @ 6:37 Sat. April 28 vs. LA @ 12:37 Tue. May 1 @ Chicago @ 7:37 Wed. 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The upcoming appearance is a milestone for the band which continues non-stop touring behind its new album From The Vanishing Point (see dates below). Red Wanting Blue also announced that it will follow-up its recent sold-out NYC show this past February with a headlining performance at City Winery on June 18th. Tickets to the event are on sale now. In other Red Wanting Blue news, the band recently wrote and recorded the original song “Magic Man” for the end-title sequence of the documentary film “Unraveled” which made its theatrical debut in New York at the Village East Cinema and in Los Angeles at Laemmle this past Friday. Variety reports that the TV rights to the film have been acquired by Showtime and CNBC. Told through stark cinematography and sharp animation, “Unraveled” chronicles the pre-sentencing home confinement of prominent Manhattan attorney Marc Dreier. Dreier, who was arrested just days prior to the arrest of Bernard Madoff, was caught conducting a massive Ponzi scheme that netted hundreds of millions of dollars from hedge funds. In the film, he candidly confesses his crimes and reveals his shocking deceptions. Little Fish Records is excited to announce our legacy artist Carlos Jones & the PLUS Band will be performing at International Partners in Mission (IPM)’s Namaste! One Night for One World benefit on Friday, April 27, 6:30 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. at Trinity Commons. As one of the Cleveland’s most celebrated cultural voices, the PLUS Band will play in support of IPM’s 38 years of worldwide work on behalf of women and youth to create partnerships that build justice, peace and hope. All proceeds from the evening will benefit IPM’s more than 60 Project Partners in the United States and across the globe. Tickets are available in advance with varying ticket levels ranging from $20-$100. For more information, to purchase a ticket, or to make a donation please visit www.ipmconnect.org or call 216.932.4082. Cleveland Soul Vocalist, Conya Doss, debuts on the Billboard Charts in Anticipation of her sixth studio album “A Pocketful of Purpose” There’s a reason Conya Doss looks so comfortable onstage, gently swinging her hips like a day lily caught in a summer’s breeze, singing in a voice that’s equal parts honey and hellfire. It’s because she’s used to it. As a teacher of children with special needs within the Cleveland public school system, this thirty something soul songstress faces an audience tougher than most, nearly every day. Of late, this audience has also come to include throngs of R&B and neo-soul aficionados enticed by the Cleveland native’s sweet, supple delivery and heartfelt lyrics. Nestled between Indiana and Pennsylva- 20 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 April 25 - May 9, 2012 nia, lies a state that has yet to be fully tapped of it’s musical capacity. In a region whose lineage reflects that of Babyface, Bone Thugs-NHarmony, Tracy Chapman, Marilyn Manson, Gerald Levert, The O’Jays, Macy Gray, James Ingram, Roger Troutman and Zapp, The Gapp Band and Avant among others - Conya Doss has emerged over the past decade as Ohio’s top female vocalist - garnering praise from USA Today, VIBE, Billboard and Complex Magazine. Much like what her predecessors Erykah Badu, India.Arie and Jill Scott did for Dallas, Atlanta and Philly, Doss is putting Cleveland back on the soul music map. Having graced the covers of numerous local publications, regularly performing to sold out venues and garnering 500k Myspace views she has amassed a list of accolades including Soultrack’s Best Female Vocalist, Heineken Redstar Soul Artist of the Year, a nomination for Best Underground Artist at the BET J Awards - and was listed on iTunes as Best R&B Underground/Indie Artist and Best R&B Indie Track for the single “It’s Over” off her 2008 album Still. Popmatters has referenced Conya’s “pleading and yearning” vocal style to Lauryn Hill, while Soulbounce hails her in line for the queendom of indie soul. Now for 2012 the poised songstress offers up her gritty yet melodic sound on the debut single “Don’t Change” off of her forthcoming LP, A Pocketful of Purpose. She reveals a modern spin on vintage sound, seamlessly infusing her music with an eclectic blend of soul, blues, rock, jazz, and R&B. Doss has built a solid reputation over the years as the modern benchmark for indie female soul, and her forthcoming LP is a testament to that. Commenting on being labeled a Neo-Soul artist, Doss quips back, “If they want to label me in the Neo-Soul movement they can, but to me this soul music is nothing new.” With beauty, grace, and confidence, Conya Doss has composed an 11-song compilation with A Pocketful of Purpose. The skillful arrangement of horns, strings, and piano riffs suit her finely crafted lyrics about love, life and pursuing your dreams. “Don’t Change” is a smooth, mid-tempo flow that syndicated radio host Michael Baisden has April 25 - May 9, 2012 already deemed an “instant classic.” The simple yet highly effective “Just Me” finds the songbird’s breezy voice twisting through candid sentiments of a young woman who is comfortable in her own skin, while “Where Do We Go From Here” provides imaginative songwriting with an engagingly conversational feel over a Conga-influence d beat. Renowned producers Frank McComb, Myron Davis, and Rodney Jones serve as the main conductors on the album along with newcomer Dre King. With a refreshingly crisp and remarkable vocal range, as well as sparse yet beautiful instrumentation, Conya Doss has found success in simplicity. A Pocketful of Purpose continues in Doss’ brilliant delivery of sweet, supple and heartfelt lyrics but she plunges deep into a bluesy-jazz vibe with spiritual undertones reminiscent of a 70’s sound in both harmony and mood. The music carries a laid-back, earthy quality that features various moments; from truly moving and haunting to a rootsy reflection of where the singer has come from with messages steeped in love, risk-taking, rejection and heartbreak. Her music is not lost among the pantheon of new crooners, but instead invokes the spirits of legendary composers-singers such as Chaka Khan, Betty Wright, Natalie Cole, Me’shell N’Degeocello and Alanis Morisette. Inspired by Bonnie Raitt, Ani DiFranco, Mint Condition, Rude Boys, Jane Child, Donnie Hathaway, Angela Winbush and Nina Simone, Doss attended Cleveland’s famed School of the Arts at the same time as R&B crooner Avant. She possesses an indistinguishable reverence to the soul divas of yesteryears by encompassing invigorating vocals with thought-induced messages that silhouette charismatic, rhythmically charged production that simultaneously blazes a trail for her brand of melodic soul. She is just as comfortable with lascivious R&B wails as she is with gospel-themed fare. In a time when many pop stars have become further and further removed from the folks that they speak to with their custom made looks and unattainable lifestyles, Conya remains a lot like us: a tender, tough, self-possessed young lady who puts her community before commercial concerns. HAPPY HOUR $).%). /.,9 $ MON.- FRI 10:30am-7pm $/-%34)#37%,,$2).+3 3 Cheeseburger & Fries! MONDAYS TUES. & THURS. 7.00 Buckets of Beer $ 30¢ A WING $).%). /.,9 WEEKENDS FRI. APR. 27: DEADMAN’S CURVE SAT. APR. 28: BRICKHOUSE BLUE BAND c & FRI. MAY 4: BURNT RIVER BAND SAT. MAY 5: TED RISER & THE MARSHALL BAND FRI. MAY 11: GENERATION LANDSLIDE SAT. MAY 12: TIME MACHINE ,AKESHORE"LVDs7ILLOUGHBY !TTHEINTERSECTIONOF,AKESHORE,OST.ATION2Ds www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 21 ~ Continued from page 14 and bought it, never left my turn table or the car stereo for a whole year and a half. Another album (the original, not the rerelease with bonus tracks) that is absolutely perfect. Beyond perfection actually. An album I can go back and listen to and still get chills up and down my spine throughout the listening experience. I really thought this album was going to turn the music world back around, as punk, new wave and disco had decimated the music world. I always thought punk was the equivalent of failing 12th grade and being forced back into kindergarten. Musicianship and songwriting had come so far and punk was people who couldn’t play to save their lives. Even if they could play, it was out of tune, out of time and you couldn’t understand anything that was being screamed at you. Anyway, the Emerson Lake & Powell album didn’t turn the music world around unfortunately. If that album couldn’t do it I don’t think anything can. Around the time of punk, new wave and disco, good bands started becoming something I would’ve never dreamed they could become. Journey, who was a progressive rock phenomenon had Steve Perry forced on them and they turned into a generic commercial band. Genesis, who were also a prominent progressive rock band and who could “really” write great work, had their lead singer Peter Gabriel leave and Phil Collins took over. They put out one more good release and then became some other band with the same name. Writing songs based on “one note”. How could some band that great, revert to such trivial music. MTV (Empty V) helped move the music world into the “wrong direction” and that’s putting it mildly. A lot of the artists I’ve written about here put out new releases constantly and have absolutely no radio support. FM radio was once great and TV had programs like “In Concert” and “Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert”. Those are all long gone. If there was some kind of outlet for these recordings maybe people would know of these great recordings that only a small percentage of ears get to hear. I guess it’s OK that things have turned out the way it did in the music world. There are still people out there that “know who’s great”. Who can really play. Who can really write. Who can really perform. They just have to really dig for them these days. My band has opened for Robin Trower, The Dregs, Pat Travers, Blue Oyster Cult, Allan Holdsworth, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Steve Morse 22 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 Band, Kansas, Michael Schenker Group, Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, Crack The Sky, Peter Frampton, Lynch Mob, Anvil, Gary Hoey Band, The Mark Wood Band (members of TSO), Eric Gales Band, Average White Band, Michael Stanley & The Resonators, Black Oak Arkansas, The Happy Together concert [featuring The Grass Roots, Flo & Eddie (from The Turtles & Frank Zappa & The Mothers), Mark Lindsay, Mickey Dolenz, The Buckinghams and more. Some of these artists were my music teachers without being there in person when I was younger. I can remember sitting at my record player learning their songs. Trying to figure out how they got certain sounds, slowing down their riffs that were flying by at lightning speed and studying their album covers. Anxious to see the tour for the latest album and anticipating their next releases. That was the best Music School anybody could’ve ever asked for. I never got to see John Lennon live in concert, I had tickets for George Harrison in ‘75 at The Coliseum but he got snowed out, saw McCartney twice. Ringo once and the best solo Beatle concert I saw was The Pete Best Band over at The Winchester in Lakewood. I actually felt like I was in The Cavern Club watching them in 1960. They even played “Cry for a Shadow”. The only Beatle song credited to Harrison & Lennon. Cool song, great band and Pete is an excellent drummer, which proves he wasn’t kicked out of The Beatles for his drum work. One last extraordinary moment in the music world for me was Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush’s DVD shoot at the Agora in December of 2010. A nine hour concert spanning his entire career. This was really a remarkable feat. As he got more and more intense as the evening went on. While the DVD won’t be the entire concert, those who are in search of great music will be able to see and hear what I’m talking about when it’s released. It was probably the greatest musical event I’ve ever attended. April 25 - May 9, 2012 Guns n’ Roses Bassist Reflects at HOB Before Induction Story & Photos By: Pete Roche Duff McKagan riveted the attention of a sold-out House of Blues April 13th just by reading excerpts from his new rock and roll memoirs, It’s So Easy (and other lies). Oh, and he played some guitar and sang, too. The former Guns n’ Roses bassist spent ninety minutes taking fans down memory lane during the book gig, a special one-off engagement on the evening prior to his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The lanky, tattooed 48-year old read from chair at center stage, basking in the ethereal glow cast by a grid of mood-setting votive candles. Four backup musicians accompanied McKagan on low-key versions of tunes like “Paradise City” on acoustic guitar and pedal steel. Even McKagan—who wore reading glasses most of the time—occasionally picked up a guitar to regale the crowd. Anyone attending the “Punk’s Review” hoping for full-blown electric versions of late 80s anthems like “Sweet Child O’ Mine” clearly hadn’t known what they were getting into. McKagan and his Guns cohorts saved those sonic blasts for a ripping showcase at the induction ceremony the following night, when the band reunited—sans singer Axl Rose—at Public Hall. Other Class of 2012 inductees included Donovan, Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Laura Nyro, and Freddie King. Several writers and producers were also honored, like Don Kirshner and Glynn Johns. AlterBridge front man Myles Kennedy handled April 25 - May 9, 2012 vocals when Guns performed after their acceptance speeches. But McKagan’s multimedia show centered on his personal journey from Seattle to Los Angeles, where in the mid-Eighties the wild-eyed youth befriended guitarist Slash and drummer Steven Adler. Taking on charismatic singer Rose and co-guitarist Izzy Stradlin, the new band electrified L.A.’s Sunset Strip and found glory with its sensational Geffen Records debut, Appetite for Destruction. But life in the fast lane wore quickly on McKagan and company. Drinking, drugs, and ego problems drove wedges between the Guns members, and despite a successful follow up—the acoustic-powered GNR Lies—the band started unraveling. Passages from Duff’s biography followed his career trajectory from pillpopping junky to sober, bike-riding, jiu-jitsu practicing Renaissance man. The bassist spoke of an epiphany he had one lazy afternoon at home. He was watching his favorite baseball team on television when his daughters approached, asking to be shown a few chords on the guitar. “I realized right then I had everything I needed,” McKagan said. Duff paid tribute to supermodel wife Susan Holmes, who watched the show from a House of Blues VIP opera box alongside neopunkers Green Day—whose members would induct G n’ R the following night. Duff’s backup musicians included Miles Squires on guitar, Paul Huxtler on pedal steel, and Jeff Rouse on bass. Fellow Guns alumni Matt Sorum (drums) and Gilby Clarke (guitar) also joined McKagan on “You Can’t Put Your Arms Around a Memory.” The somewhat subdued (yet celebratory) occasion came off like a fancy dinner rehearsal on the eve of a lavish wedding. It was clearly a time for looking back—but McKagan also seemed poised and in-the-moment. And when a fan interrupted Duff’s anecdote about the time G n’ R received a sheet cake commemorating their first number-one, the bassist jokingly threatened to go up to the balcony and kick his ass. “Kidding! I’m kidding!” said McKagan. “Nah, I like you, man! We’ll go have some sheet cake together after this.” www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 23 Bringing Sexy Back An incomplete and informal examination of men behaving badly By Chad Felton The fantastic, pugnacious and incomparable pit bull newsman, pioneer Mike Wallace passed away April 7 at the age of 93. Wallace, who didn’t have a diffident bone in his body, was definitely a born performer, passionate and resolute, a broadcast journalist giant. His unyielding style and character became swiftly recognizable throughout his decades-long career in reporting, and his interviewer-turned-interrogator presence was something unique to behold, long before the advent of the 24-hour news cycle and the lamentable emergence of a zillion disingenuous copycats and veiled, grandstanding so-called news anchors, who continue to believe that spurious barking and blathering are tantamount to passion, authority and emotional investment. Yes, Mr. Wallace has left this life, but what “60 Minutes” fan, or individual interested in the world around them for that matter, can possibly resist the fantasy of watching Wallace grill some of the recent subjects not simply grabbing but seizing the headlines. Sex, politics, sport and religion are topics that can rattle even the most unbendable interviewee, and, in these few listed cases, we’ve got all but the religion aspect present: The Secret Service (not so secret, as it turns out), a disgraced, excommunicated college football coach and a Hall of Fame basketball icon, whose recent documentary paints him in a positive, sugarcoated and almost lionized light. Wallace was surgical, and when subjects who sat down with him balked or took a step back, he took two steps forward. Unrelenting all day, Wallace would have gotten medieval on their asses, and that would have been television not to be missed. Take solace in the fact that one’s imagination can produce said interviews. But an incarnation of the Wallace-attack style can be presented in this publication, hallelujah! It isn’t every day that your assigned correspondent does a double-take to something that isn’t visual, but that’s exactly what happened when the Secret Service scandal was announced over the radio. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Pu—ah, you get it. But these guys? Wow. With the overall negative vibe prostitution bears, one would think that 24 discretion would be a second priority next to protecting oneself. Call it braggadocio, alpha male bullshit machismo or just plain ol’ idiocy, but procuring a lady of leisure is a two-step process, general principle tells us. These clowns rounded up scores of Colombian hookers, partied, played and promptly proceeded not to pay. Surely, men, Secret Service agents no less, can comprehend the concept of the exchange of goods and services. What did they do, congregate after the love was gone and judiciously concur with one another not to pay for indulgences rendered? Who did they think they were? Where did they think they were, the Club Melody brothel from “Quiet Days in Clichy”? Were they desperately trying to channel their collective inner Joey and Karl? No doubt these jackasses earn enough money protecting the president (this all occurred before the Summit of the Americas) to give these hos their deserved legal tender. These guys better not ever try to pull this type of shit at Just Teazin’, they may not even get to the door without being bloodied. The most laughable element to this “financial dispute” is that it was triggered over 50 damn dollars. $50! That’s a premium price in America, let alone Cartagena, fellas. That’s a round of drinks at Christie’s. That’s dinner for two— without drinks—at Pier W. That’s a parking fee at an adjacent garage for most sporting event venues. Hell, that’s what it takes to fill up the Malibu’s tank, and that’s on a day when our fluctuating gas prices aren’t sodomizing us, and there’s absolutely no pleasure taken from that transaction. When it rains, it pours, as the damn U.S. Embassy was contacted over the men’s malfeasance with officials arriving at the scene, subsequently contacting the director who ordered the agents to fly home where they had their security clearances stripped. “Lucy, you have some ‘splainin’ to do!” Was this a potential security breach since these fools are privy to detailed info regarding the president? Were there narcotrafficking or terrorist affiliations? Were some of the tricks underage? Will there be criminal charges? Who knows, but dismissals, voluntary or otherwise were transpiring as of this writing. Memo to the Secret Service: Next time, take Bobby Petrino with you, the fallen University of Arkansas coach. You’ll of course have to wait until he heals fully from his injuries due to his motorcycle mishap. He told authorities he was riding alone, a straight-up lie, damage-control fiction, and when questioned more intently, he admitted his freak was on the back of the bike. BOOM! Scandal blows up in his face. Regardless, Petrino banks, and most certainly could have covered the agents’ tabs in South America, what, with him gladly giving his inamorata, Jessica Dorrell, $20,000 and a position on his staff—pun intended. Rounding out the southern soap opera is the lovely Ms. Dorrell’s deliberate disregard of her own engagement to a university director of swimming and diving operations coach. (Dude has called the engagement off. Put your hands together for this guy who has trumped his humiliation with intelligence.) Dorrell has since resigned, but it’s not all tears and rainclouds, dear readers, as she has received a $14,000 one-time payment settlement not to sell or profit from her previous standing with the school. Farewell my Concubine…. And our American agents thought half a C-note was pricey? Tell that with a straight face to Coach P., who through being canned essentially threw away a multimillion dollar contract with the university. Petrino, married with four children, would have been better off taking his patronage to a house of ill repute, one out of Razorback country, and leaving no trail. Just don’t give one of the harlots a job, coach, though one of them may be just as qualified to serve as development coordinator as Dorrell was. www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 And for nostalgia’s sake, we’re going back to 1991 when Earvin “Magic” Johnson told the world he was HIV positive. In that press conference, he declared that he was to retire immediately. As a fan of his, it was bewildering and shameful to hear him say he “attained” the virus. What wasn’t bewildering in any way, but still shameful was his horseshit claim that he didn’t know how he contracted it. Hmm, he hadn’t been an intravenous drug user and he hadn’t had a blood transfusion. The only thing that would have been remotely classified as magic would have been the public not believing he’d bedded multiple sexual partners and came up dirty. Magic is mentioned because in March of this year, a documentary in ESPN’s critically acclaimed “30 for 30” series titled “The Announcement” directed by Nelson George details the events and “aftermath” of Johnson’s statement. The television might as well have been dripping with revisionist sap, casting Johnson as a victim and how the world was now open to his plight, how he’d do the planet a huge service with this celebrity and standing and “battle this deadly disease.” This damn near unparalleled treacle has inspired no one, emboldened no one. Johnson’s do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do presumption, his about-face advocacy of safe sex was quizzically displaced, just as incarcerated gang members, who upon reflection see the error of their ways, rapidly change their tune and implore the cities to “Increase the peace.” This man isn’t brave, isn’t a hero by a long shot. He’s an idiot who didn’t think before acting, and while we’ve all been guilty of that universal shortcoming, we certainly don’t need some multimillionaire or movie extolling him to instruct us to be smart and cognizant of the toxic realities of life. (This guy must mainline azidothymedine as well as other meds; cash is the reason he’s still breathing.) Thanks, Magic, but no thanks. You know what’s more inspiring, ennobling and encouraging than overcoming/dealing with consequences of a humiliating and or disastrous nature? Being cerebral enough not to invite said consequences into your life in the first damn place. Easier said than done, granted, but like Thomas Paine said, “Character is much easier kept than recovered.” Indeed. April 25 - May 9, 2012 JUST FOR LAUGHS A Few Tips as Spring Blooms Ahhhhhhh, can you smell it? Spring is finally working itself into full bloom with summer just around the corner. Sure a couple weeks ago we had some snow, but come on; 80s in March anyone? You’ve got to be willing to take the good with the bad here in Northeast Ohio and that winter we just breezed through wasn’t too bad. It’s a fantastic time of year; baseball bats are swinging (some actually connecting with balls being thrown toward them), fresh cut grass all around, trees and flowers blooming, the weather is warming and of course folks everywhere are starting to shed layers. As all of this occurs there are some things that we need to discuss Northeast Ohio. Most of what I am about to say pertains to all of you females out there and is a public service announcement. As I will explain, some of this may actually save lives. Let’s start with the shedding of the clothing; I have already witnessed such tragedies in March when we broke the 80s. Ladies please, if you are upper-aged, or even if you’re not, and you are sagging could you maybe, possibly, not do yard work in nothing but your sports bra? I understand it’s hot, but I’m not even saying don’t wear a tank top, I just think maybe the reason your skin is sagging and looks like leather is due to all the time you spent in the sun previously, so ya know, maybe just cover up a little. See, I’m not even talking about women who are maybe a bit overweight because well, enough people harp on them and in fact, let’s not even just make this about women; old saggy leather-skinned men and women alike, please all keep your shirts on. All right, now it’s time to move onto the biggest challenge of the summer season when it April 25 - May 9, 2012 comes to females and that would be driving. Firstly, on this topic, there are some important things to note about girls and their cars. If a girl has flowers hanging from her mirror, the odds are that she thinks she’s pretty hot. So here’s the request, do NOT hang the flowers unless you actually are hot because yes we are bound to look and quite frankly this guy at least doesn’t want to waste the time. Next, if a girl has a sticker on her back window directly in the lower center (not to the left or to the right corners), it’s pretty much a tramp stamp for a car. She’s a party girl, so feel free to honk at her, double bonus if she has flowers in her mirror. Again, she may not be attractive and could be tricking you, but she is bound to be blasting some sort of summer anthem from her stereo with the windows down, triple bonus on the skank-meter if she has oversized shades and is smoking. Now, here’s perhaps the most important thing I need females everywhere to take into consideration while driving in nice weather; please for the love of all that is mighty and holy where something that goes over your shoulders in some capacity. I don’t care if it’s a t-shirt, cardigan, tank top, bra straps, halter top, bikini top, just wear SOMETHING other than a straight tube top. The reason being is because while yes, we are all aware that you are more than likely wearing clothing. However, a tube top presents the appearance that you are quite possibly not wearing a top, so of course we’re going to take a look. You never know, a girl could quite possibly need to change her shirt on her way to go somewhere for some odd reason (I’ve seen it done!). Your inability to take into consideration men doing a double-take when you are dressed in such attire could create an accident when in traffic. Fact: accidents happen in summer just as much as winter. Guess what ladies, while some men will say it’s because you’re bad drivers, it’s not just because of that, it’s because you’re selfish driving dressers too! My final point goes out to females with long hair whether they are driving or not. I understand that all that hair may get hot and you feel a bit sweaty so you let it down and then you put it back up, but try to take a look around before you do this. Females tend to do this indescribable thing that we have all seen highlighted on almost every sitcom with a hottie ever. They let their hair down then bend over and flip it back up and toss their head from side to side swaying their hair in a way that just seems to capture the eyes and imagination of men. If you are doing this in a car, yet again, an accident may occur because of you. You see ladies, what you fail to realize is that this trick you do with your hair is to men what seeing Edward sparkle in Twilight for the first time is to women. So please, I beg you, be cautious and generous and pay attention to who may be around you when you need to readjust. Thank you all for paying attention and reading my public service announcements for the warm weather that heads our way. I hope that everyone is able to take advantage of the spring in some capacity and gets to enjoy life. If you’re a lady though please remember to be considerate to others as you do so. Comedy Shows in the Area Aside from your typical headliners coming to downtown Cleveland at Hilarities and the Improv, there are a couple of excellent local shows to consider coming up. First, Friday, April 27th in Painesville at Sam & Tommy’s is the ‘Swagger Comedy Tour.’ Sure it’s a silly name that is ironic considering a lineup with more than one self-deprecating persons, but it’s a lineup filled with local talent worth seeing. The show is hosted by funnyman Milton Wyley who is constantly putting together fun and entertaining shows there as well as the Wing Warehouse in Eastlake. It also includes local comics Anthony Savatt, www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 Shawn Boyd, Rob Coleman and Gaz. Savatt and Boyd will be making one of their first show appearances since returning from Tennessee together for a week of performances. It should also be noted that Rob Coleman was among the finalists in the 2011 Funniest Comic in Cleveland held at Hilarities-Pickwick and Frolic. Tickets for the show which starts at 9pm are $10. The second must-see show features a couple of local talents in Andrew Pucella and Maria Borgio. However, the big draw is the actual combination of Reverend Bob Levy and Mick Foley. Bob Levy is a staple on the Howard Stern Show on XM radio. Mick Foley is well, yes, THAT Mick Foley, the Mick Foley of WWE fame. If you’re a wrestling fan or someone who wants to be entertained it’s well worth checking out. Tickets can be purchased in advance for this special night at www.grogshop.gs for $20. Doors open at 7pm the night of Friday May 4th and there is a limited opportunity for a meet and greet with the former wrestling superstar: Head to the website for more details. Meanwhile, continue to look for comedy open mics at the Euclid Tavern (Thurs Cleveland), Touch Supper Club (Tues Ohio City), Toth’s place (every other Wed Mentor) and the Village Tavern (Wed Lakewood). Support live comedy and entertainment! And finally as always feel free to find me on Twitter @TheSteveGuy or on Facebook. 25 By Westside Steve Simmons Westside Steve ->Ì°Ê«À°ÊÓnÊUÊ/iÊ/° 3MILEYgS0UBs2ICHMOND)NDIANA À°Ê>ÞÊ{ÊUÊn\ääÊ* 3ULLIVANS)RISH0UBs,AKEWOOD ->Ì°Ê>ÞÊxÊUÊ\ääÊ* &IREHOUSE'RILLEs-ALVERN À°Ê>ÞÊ££ÊUÊn\ÎäÊ* "ARBARINOSs#OLUMBIA3TATION ->Ì°Ê>ÞÊ£ÓÊUÊn\ääÊ* %RIE3TREET3TATION 4ALLMADGEs%AST!VE www.westsidesteve.com LOOKING FOR A You don’t have to leave your dogs kennelled or alone while you’re away, they can stay with me! s3AFEFENCEDINYARD s,OTSOFPLAYTIMEEXERCISE s(OMEENVIRONMENT s3LEEPSINTHEHOUSE s/BEDIENCETRAININGAVAILABLE s$AYCAMPVACATIONWEEKENDS s2EASONABLERATES Call Linde at 440-951-2468 PUPPIES & SENIORS WELCOME! PUPPY RAISER, Leader Dogs for the Blind 26 Chimpanzee Disney G 91 min Just about everybody loves animals especially wild animals. And even among the most exotic wild animals the biggest favorites always seem to live in the monkey house. (By the way, I know chimpanzees aren’t actually monkeys) Many of us grew up watching Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom and Jungle Larry as well as any number of real life wild animal stories. It seems that I’ve been out of touch with that genre until today when I checked out Disney’s CHIMPANZEE. Like so many of the nature documentaries what you get is a look at a time period of the lives of the animals themselves. That means there’s not a whole lot to say about the plot. This story centers around two groups of the adorable primates in the wild. Here we follow the exploits of Freddy, the alpha male, and baby Oscar. For the most part those exploits concern finding food and eating it. Of course there are more chimps in the jungle to compete for that same food supply. Their alpha male is named Scar in case you needed to differentiate the good guys from the bad guys. You know there will eventually be a confrontation and then... well see for yourself. Disney will usually insert just enough realism to keep you from thinking that the wild is a cartoon. The subject matter here is not particularly ground breaking and the narration by Tim Allen is workmanlike but it is enjoyable throughout. What actually is spectacular is the camera work. CHIMPANZEE is a masterpiece of cinematography. If it’s been years since you’ve seen a nature film, this one will provide a good excuse to grab the kids and head to the theater. B+ The Three Stooges 20th Century Fox PG 92 min I will admit that as a child there was probably no bigger influence in my life then The Three Stooges. They were a staple of the local networks children’s programming in those days before cable and literally hundreds of choices. I’ve followed the history of the three brothers, Moses, Samuel and Jerome Horwitz aka Moe Shemp and Curly Howard and the middle stooge Larry Fine. In the days of vaudeville Moe, Larry and Shemp were actually all stooges playing second bananas too comedian Ted Healy. After splitting from the drunken and arrogant Healy, Moe became the head stooge and the trio went on to make a great many short comedy films. Despite their popularity the fellows never made a great deal of money until, ironically, after the deaths of Shemp and Curly when they starred in some full length feature films With Curly Joe DiRita in the third slot. THE 3 STOOGES isn’t a biography, it is actually a recreation. The stars, Chris Daimantopolous, Sean Hayes and Mad TVs Will Sasso) have really captured it looks, the actions and even the spirit of the original actors. The resemblance is utterly amazing. Even the storyline, though set in modern day, is something that wouldn’t have been out of place in the thirties. Three zany infants are dropped off at an orphanage which will fall upon hard times as the years go by. Now adults, the three goofballs will go out into www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 the world in an attempt to earn enough money to save the church. I’ll admit walking into this one with a large chip on my shoulder. Not only do I revere the originals, I don’t really have much respect for the Farrelly brothers who wrote, produced and directed. Until now their forte has been fart, puke and crotch humor. That’s not to mention the fact that they are responsible for the worlds worst ever comedy film DUMB AND DUMBER. This time, however, I admit their hearts seem to be in the right place and this film is a fitting April 25 - May 9, 2012 tribute. About the only flaw I could find any portrayal is the fact that Curly (Sasso) is a little too tall. It should amuse non fans and amaze aficionados. AThe Cabin in the Woods Lionsgate R 95 min So before you read any further, I’d like to explain is there will be a spoiler involved. I will tell you up front should I give this film a c plus but that it was almost a b minus. The reason I do still owed a respectable grade to a horror film is that it did something we’ve never seen before. The acting isn’t great the effects aren’t spectacular and it’s not even that frightening. So if I were you I’d stop reading right now because in my opinion this thing wouldn’t have been nearly as much fun had I known the scoop beforehand. It starts off switching between two separate types of scene. Beer first includes a quintet of young adults about to take off for a party weekend at a friend’s cabin in the woods. Five seemingly different types including; a jock, a brain, April 25 - May 9, 2012 a sleaze, a virgin and a stoner. The second includes a bunch of technicians in a laboratory from which they apparently control the circumstances that those young kids will get themselves into. Right off the bat it’s 50/50 slasher and science fiction rolled into one. But wait, there’s more! Meanwhile, back at the cabin, the kids find all sorts of creepy stuff in the basement about a family who might be coming back from the dead. That will actually come to pass and now we have redneck zombies in the mix! Flash back to headquarters where something has gone terribly wrong. Somebody who is supposed to die doesn’t and the people upstairs are pissed off. Remember the old jungle movies in which a virgin needs to be sacrificed to the evil demons? This is the same deal, only with modern technology. For the climax if I say all hell breaks loose, I mean it literally. All hell actually does break loose, and that’s never a good thing. But it’s just weird enough to slide CABIN IN THE WOODS into the above average category. C+ WSS Email - [email protected] www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 27 ~Continued from Page 5 Joe Bonamassa Beacon Theatre - Live From New York &RI!PRILs Ferrante's Winery 3UN!PRILs The Winery at Spring Hill &RI-AYs The Winery at Spring Hill 3AT-AYs Beer and Belly Deli Northfield check out www.tomtoddmusic.com for more information & pictures This title was released on March 26, 2012 Blu-Ray pressing. 2012 live release from the internationally renowned guitar superstar. Special guests include vocal powerhouse Beth Hart, legendary singer/songwriter John Hiatt and classic rock star Paul Rodgers. Produced and directed by Kevin Shirley (Led Zeppelin, Black Crowes, Aerosmith, Black Country Communion), the performance was filmed in HD with 14 cameras and 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound and captures the magnetism and might Bonamassa showcases as a performer. Joe Bonamassa continues to fascinate his audience with his gifted guitar and passionate vocals, and whilst extending his own repertoire, he also makes sure he pays tribute to all the people who inspired him along the way. The Strange Case of Alice Cooper This title will be released on May 22 The Strange Case Of Alice Cooper is more than a concert film. It is the warped tale of one man’s descent into madness, a theatrical rock ‘n’ roll spectacle that could only emerge from the twisted imagination of Alice Cooper. Filmed during a stop on the Madhouse Rock Tour in 1979, Strange Case was inspired by Alice’s stay in a New York sanitarium and the people he encountered there. Vincent Price introduces the proceedings as ghoulish doctors and transvestite nurses cross paths with dancing bottles of alcohol. All the while, Alice performs songs off his album From The Inside, as well as many of his most wellknown and best-loved hits. [Setlist] From The Inside Serious Nurse Rozetta The Quiet Room I Never Cry Devil’s Food Welcome To My Nightmare Billion Dollar Babies Only Women Bleed No More Mr. Nice Guy I’m Eighteen The Black Widow Wish I Was Born In Beverly Hills Ballad Of Dwight Fry Go To Hell How You Gonna See Me Now Inmates (We’re All Crazy) School’s Out Houston, Whitney - In Memory Of This title will be released on May 22 This excellent film contains 28 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 everything you need to know about Whitney Houston - her life, her hits, the scandals and her tragic end. Madonna / League of Her Own This title will be released on May 22 Madonna Louise Ciccone has always been passionate about the performing arts. At 19, she moved to New York City from Bay City, Michigan, to pursue a career in modern dance. She joined a rock band called “The Breakfast Club,” where she sang and played the drums and guitar. In 1980 she ventured out on her own, as a solo act, and landed a major record deal with Sire Records. The single “Everybody” became a huge dance hit, and the song propelled her into superstardom. Madonna has sold over 300 million albums worldwide and continues to sell out concert arenas. She has worn every hat in show business including: actress, fashion designer, author, film director, and producer. In this intimate docu-drama we examine the “super human star” and “living legend” Madonna - revealing why she is simply In a League Of Her Own. Joyful Noise (Blu-ray / DVD / UltraViolet Digital Copy Combo Pack) This title will be released on May 1 Joyful Noise tells the story of an unlikely partnership between two strong-minded women who are forced to work together to save a small town Gospel Choir after budget cuts threaten to shut them down. Music is a very important component to the story. April 25 - May 9, 2012 By Luthier Patrick Podpadec The last couple of weeks have been a whirlwind for me. I seem to get wrapped up in all of the excitement and don’t know whether I’m coming or going. I’ve been trying to step in a different direction with the “Repair” part of the business and have also decided to start selling handpicked guitars and mandolins from a local distributor. I have the opportunity to hand select these instruments, bring them back to the shop and do my magic by giving them the full inspection and a complete over haul. I take each instrument and level, crown and re-dress the frets. Sometimes, if it is not to my liking, I either rework the nut or replace it with a bone nut and do the same to the saddle. The strings are replaced with a fresh set of phos/bronze strings and the action and playability of these instruments are superb. I am able to sell these inexpensive instruments at a great savings to the public. You cannot find a better playing guitar or mandolin in the music stores for the price that I can offer these for. I can guarantee the playability is above the average and they make great starter instruments for all new music lovers. As the instruments become available they are added to my website www.wood-n-strings.net/store So, if you are just starting out or know someone who is, this could be what you’re looking for. I am also adding some other instrument accessories such as straps, tuners, cases and various other parts for stringed instruments. For those of you who might like to add something or change some little thing about your instrument to somehow personalize it to your liking, I will be trying to offer that service to my customers as well. Speaking of personalizing your instrument, I am offering a special on inlay work thru May. You get a full 20% discount on any inlay. A typical small fret dot can cost as little as $8.00 each. The full “block’ style inlay in pearl can cost as little as $20.00 ea. With many inlay designs there can be fret removal and replacement involved but I ‘m committed to working with each design so that the customer is getting the best value for the dollar. There are many different types of inlay material that can be used April 25 - May 9, 2012 and prices can be controlled by this factor. Some other things to consider is the complexity of the inlay. Certain “font styles” are easier to create than others. A simple “Arial” script is easier than “Old English” for example. I have even taken a picture of a customer’s dog and was able to recreate the image with different materials and inlayed the picture on the headstock of the guitar. It turned out beautifully. The sky is the limit when selecting or designing inlays. It’s only bound by the imagination (and of course sometimes by the wallet). In the last issue of the North Coast Voice I spoke about performing some workshops at some local music festivals. One of the workshops is “Bending Sides”. This has spawned me to dive into my “wood stash” to see what is available to use as demonstration pieces. Of course every time I look at it I start thinking of all the instruments that I have been dreaming about building or creating. Next thing you know I’m drawing a picture of some new model of a guitar or a mandolin or some crazy spin off of something or other. This time I have come with a different style of mandolin. It’s a bit larger and would be more appropriately labeled as a “mandola”. With a scale length of around 17” I believe it will produce a tone that is not heard in most traditional style music. I’m hoping the trend will take off. Anyway, I’ve decided to start a new project with the new design and unique selection of woods that I have been collecting for years. I have a fair amount of wood that is dimensioned just a little too small for a full size guitar so I had to come up with some sort of design that would be good for the size wood that is available. And that is how new ideas are born! Recently a customer walked into my shop and inquired about building a “Harp Guitar” for him. This, to me, is the ultimate challenge when building an instrument. In 2003 I was lucky enough to build the “Dreamcaster” for my good friend Brian Henke. That project was by far the most exhilarating thing I have accomplished to date (besides marrying my wife and raising my son!) I look forward to having the opportunity to build another harp style guitar. This one would be like the “Sullivan / Elliot style harp guitar that is best known from being played by Mr. John Doan. The guitar has 6 Bass strings and a bank of 13 treble strings located on the lower bout. Soooo cool! I always seem to go after the odd or unusual projects. (Maybe it’s from my odd and unusual personality?) I never wanted to be tied down to having to build the same type of guitar all of the time. I guess by building the unusual ones it guarantees me that reality. It also might limit my guitar production but that is ok for now, considering all of the repairs that I am performing. I feel very blessed to be doing the things that make me happy and I thank all of you that have helped make that happen. So till next time, please stay on track, stay in your lane, and make sure you Stay in Tune! Thanks Again! Patrick from Wood-n-Strings / Liam Guitars www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 Fast, Reliable Turnover for Working Musicians If You Can Dream It, I Can Build It. Custom Designs Guitars Basses Acoustic Electric Mandolins Double Necks Harp Guitars Major Repairs “The Dreamcaster” Restorations Custom built Refinishing for Brian Henke Refretting Intonation Adjustments Acoustic Pickup Installs SPRING SPECIAL $ 00 10 OFF ANY REPAIR With mention of this ad. Patrick Podpadec Luthier 440.474-2141 [email protected] www.wood-n-strings.net 306 LOUNGE Home of the Hoover 2 HAPPY HOURS! 7:30-10:30am & 4-6:30pm Daily Specials /PEN$AYSsAMAM Full Kitchen Menu "REAKFAST3ERVEDAM 7377 Lakeshore Blvd. Mentor 440.257.3557 29 Trouble With Troubles! We all have encountered troubles in our lives at one time or another, some on a daily basis. I was a middle child so trouble is no stranger to me heh-heh! 5 gallon friggen $10 gas can which may give me enough friggen gas to get me to the friggen bank to get some more friggen money so I can get some more friggen gas! There seems to be a big difference in having trouble, having troubles and being troubled, which has always kind of confused me. I know it’s hard to believe… me… confused? Now I get to add another 5 gallon friggen $10 gas can to my friggen collection of 5 gallon friggen $10 gas cans which I’ll leave at home so that when I run out of gas again I’ll be right back in friggen ‘trouble’!! Problems always seem to lead to trouble. For instance; if I say something like “I have a problem with this chair” then after going through all the reasons of what the problem is with the chair and determining that it can’t be resolved then I’ve got ‘trouble’ with the chair! A problem child, a term I am very familiar with also, always seems to lead to a ‘troubled teen’, which then leads to ‘being troubled’ as an adult and being told “You’ve got a problem!” while getting thrown out of a bar for drinking too many Holy Moses beers and asking to touch things you’re not supposed to and thus getting into… ‘trouble’, which could probably explain the ‘problem’ with the chair! Oh… umm… ahem… sorry got off track there a little, heh-heh! Anyways it would seem that if you got rid of all of your ‘problems’ then you wouldn’t have any ‘trouble’. Not so! ‘Trouble’ can be turned into a ‘problem’ and back to ‘trouble’ as well! As an example I’m having ‘trouble’ with my van’s gas gauge not reading correctly. The ‘trouble’ turns into a ‘problem’ when I run out of gas! The ‘problem’ then turns back into ‘trouble’ when I realize that I don’t have a friggen gas can! ~ Rick Ray 30 Now that ‘trouble’ turns back into a ‘problem’ when all I have is $20 and have to buy a friggen $10 gas can… PLUS TAX which then leaves me with less than $10 to put almost 2 gallons of gas in a www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 Stupid van! So how many troubles must you have in order to be considered troubled and why is it a bad thing to be troubled? You never hear “Sure am glad he’s troubled!” it’s always “Stay away from him he’s ‘troubled’!” “Say Jeb how do you know he’s ‘troubled’?” “Well Ned he keeps falling out of his chair after drinking too many Holy Moses beers and asking to touch things he’s not supposed to, which was right after not having a gas can… again when running out of gas and has added another 5 gallon friggen $10 gas to his 5 gallon friggen $10 gas can collection for starters!” “Yeah Jeb he’s ‘troubled’ alright, stay away from him he’s got a problem!” So you see the trouble with troubles is that they are always associated with problems and since you’re always going to have those you’re most likely to have troubles too! However you don’t have to end up being ‘troubled’ if you just keep a 5 gallon friggen $10 gas can in your vehicle!! 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